m 211 -8 b 217 -6 217 -4 217 -2 l 217 24 b 217 26 217 29 211 31 l 31 31 b 26 29 26 26 26 24 l 26 -2 b 26 -4 26 -6 31 -8
m 50 0 l 179 0 b 208 0 229 21 229 50 l 229 179 b 229 208 208 228 179 228 l 50 228 b 21 228 0 208 0 179 l 0 50 b 0 21 21 0 50 0
m 0 0 b 1 -1 2 -2 4 -1 b 7 1 3 2 5 5 b 6 7 8 7 9 5 l 15 -6 b 18 -7 20 -6 20 -3 b 19 -1 17 2 17 4 b 16 7 20 7 21 6 b 22 4 23 2 25 -1 b 27 -2 29 -1 29 1 b 29 2 28 3 29 5 b 30 7 32 7 33 6 b 34 5 34 4 35 3 b 37 2 39 3 39 5 b 39 6 38 8 37 9 b 34 13 29 13 25 9 b 22 13 17 13 13 9 b 10 13 3 13 0 8
m 325 0 l 355 0 l 332 47 l 354 47 l 399 136 l 369 136 l 328 53 l 288 136 l 257 136 l 325 0 m 467 0 l 497 0 l 474 47 l 496 47 l 541 136 l 511 136 l 470 53 l 430 136 l 399 136 l 467 0 m 545 1 l 583 1 l 583 14 l 568 14 l 568 19 l 583 19 l 583 30 l 568 30 l 568 34 l 599 34 l 599 30 l 583 30 l 583 19 l 599 19 l 599 14 l 583 14 l 583 1 l 611 1 b 616 1 622 6 622 10 l 622 36 l 652 0 l 678 0 l 644 41 l 622 41 l 622 47 l 596 47 l 597 54 l 625 54 l 625 68 l 541 68 l 541 54 l 572 54 l 571 47 l 545 47 l 545 1 m 583 72 l 583 85 l 569 85 l 569 90 l 598 90 l 598 85 l 583 85 l 583 72 l 611 72 b 615 72 621 78 621 82 l 653 44 l 678 44 l 644 86 l 621 86 l 621 103 l 597 103 l 597 136 l 570 136 l 564 126 l 562 136 l 542 136 l 548 107 l 568 107 l 565 121 l 571 121 l 571 103 l 547 103 l 547 72 l 583 72 m 600 107 l 620 107 l 624 124 l 653 89 l 679 89 l 642 136 l 615 136 l 618 132 l 606 132 l 600 107 m 689 0 l 716 0 l 721 15 l 732 15 l 732 30 l 718 56 l 731 56 l 735 100 l 721 100 l 717 59 l 714 64 l 714 136 l 693 136 l 693 79 l 676 79 l 707 30 l 679 30 l 679 15 l 694 15 l 689 0 m 738 0 l 804 0 b 807 0 813 6 813 9 l 813 87 l 794 87 l 794 14 l 756 14 l 756 87 l 763 77 l 763 21 l 787 21 l 787 91 l 798 91 l 798 120 l 820 120 l 812 136 l 778 136 l 778 90 l 748 136 l 723 136 l 756 87 l 738 87 l 738 0 m 257 151 l 275 151 l 297 182 l 319 151 l 337 151 l 304 197 l 304 227 l 290 227 l 290 197 l 257 151 m 337 151 l 355 151 l 377 182 l 399 151 l 417 151 l 384 197 l 384 227 l 370 227 l 370 197 l 337 151 m 425 192 l 447 192 b 445 181 427 181 425 192 l 410 192 b 414 162 458 162 462 192 l 462 206 l 425 206 b 425 210 429 212 433 213 l 462 213 l 462 227 l 433 227 b 412 227 408 203 410 192 m 462 151 l 532 151 l 532 165 l 504 165 l 504 227 l 489 227 l 489 165 l 462 165 l 462 151 m 580 172 l 580 186 l 549 186 b 543 186 543 192 549 192 l 565 192 b 589 192 589 227 565 227 l 532 227 l 532 213 l 565 213 b 570 213 570 206 565 206 l 549 206 b 524 206 524 172 549 172 l 580 172 m 592 213 l 606 213 l 606 227 l 592 227 l 592 213 m 639 172 l 665 172 l 665 186 l 639 186 b 623 186 623 213 639 213 l 665 213 l 665 227 l 639 227 b 603 227 603 172 639 172 m 700 184 b 722 184 722 215 700 215 l 700 229 b 740 229 740 170 700 170 b 660 170 660 229 700 229 l 700 215 b 680 215 680 184 700 184 m 737 172 l 782 172 b 803 172 813 177 813 198 l 813 228 l 799 228 l 799 198 b 799 186 793 187 782 187 l 782 228 l 768 228 l 768 187 l 752 187 l 752 228 l 737 228 l 737 172
原創翻譯 雙語字幕
最新連載海外影視劇下載 請登陸 www.YYeTs.com 僅供交流學習 禁止商用盈利
m 200 -1 l 200 13 l 19 13 b 14 12 14 6 14 6 b 14 6 14 0 19 -1
m 38 -1 l 44 6 l 38 13 l 19 13 b 14 12 14 6 14 6 b 14 6 14 0 19 -1
翻譯 小酸奶 余歡 Sakura的小書包
翻譯 DerbyNinja 閑汀
翻譯 鹽湖涼開水 布塔
時間軸 西·查 紫夏 caroline
校對 雷霆布塔
后期 漁夫
總監 布塔
紐約州北部
別指望了
薩德 Thad...
我說了不許帶玩具去爺爺家 I said no toys at Grandfather's.
但今天是圣誕節 But it's Christmas.
住手 Stop it!
爸爸 Hey, Dad!
薩德 你不能總是找別人哭訴 Thad, you can't go crying to other people all the time.
男人需要知道什么時候該捍衛自己 A man needs to know when to stand up for himself.
親愛的魔法不是真的球 Dear Magic-Isn't-Real Ball,
薩德會長大成男人嗎 will Thad ever be a man?
扎心 Ouch.
"前景不理想" "Outlook not so good."
你弄壞了 You broke it.
爸爸 希德 Dad? Sid?
誰來救救我 Someone help me!
救命 Help!
有人嗎 Hello?
薩德斯 Thaddeus.
薩德斯·希瓦那 Thaddeus Sivana.
你是誰 Who are you?
你怎么知道我的名字 How do you know my name?
我是巫師議會的最后一位成員 I am the last of the Council of Wizards.
發誓要保護王國免受七宗罪的危害 Sworn to protect the realms from the Seven Deadly Sins.
但是年復一年 But years have passed,
我日漸虛弱 and I grow weak.
所以我在尋找一名繼承者 That is why I seek a champion
來繼承我的魔法 to inherit my magic.
你想讓我施法嗎 You want me to do magic?
只要有這個 With this,
我的力量都將歸你所有 all of my powers will become yours.
但是首先 But first...
你必須證明你擁有至純之心 you must demonstrate that you're pure of heart
和強韌的精神 and strong in spirit.
他撒謊 He lies.
別做他的繼承者 Don't be his champion.
我們可以給你力量 We can give you power.
拿走眼睛 Take the eye.
拿走 Take it.
你父親覺得你軟弱 Your father thinks you're weak.
讓他看看你的力量 Show him your power.
拿走眼睛 Take the eye.
不 No!
怎么 怎么回事 What? What happened?
只有至純之心才能抵擋住他們的誘惑 Only the purest of hearts can resist their temptations.
但是你 But you,
你永遠不配 you will never be worthy.
等等 Wait.
-我可以的 我發誓 -什么 - I'm good enough, I swear! - What?
讓我回去 Let me back in!
冷靜點 薩德 Calm down, Thad!
不要開門 住手 Don't open the door! Stop it!
-冷靜點 -別鬧了 - Calm down. - Stop!
我要殺了你 你這個小瘋子 I'm gonna kill you, you little freak!
別... Stop...
我剛剛還在那里 I... I was just there.
-那男人 那巫師帶我進了一座城堡 -住口 - This man, this wizard, he took me to a castle and... - Stop.
住口 給我住口 Stop! Stop it!
你這個可憐可悲的小混蛋 You miserable, whiny, little shit!
你差點害死我們 You could have killed us!
你明白嗎 Do you understand that?
爸爸 Dad?
爸爸 Dad!
爸爸 Dad?
你沒事的 You're okay.
你不會有事的 You're gonna be okay.
都是你干的 You did this.
都是你干的 You did this!
不 爸爸 No. Dad.
來找我們
你的魔法越來越弱 Your magic grows weak.
很快你就無法壓制我們了 Soon, you won't be able to contain us.
尋覓咒 Seeking Spell,
為我找尋值得擁有力量的人 find me one soul who is worthy.
不管需要花多久 No matter how long it takes.
雷霆沙贊!
費城
如今
畢舍普典當鋪
天哪 警察叔叔 Holy moly! The boys in blue!
見到你們真是太好了 Sure glad to see you.
我一看到就報警了 I called as soon as I saw.
他們在里面 They're in there.
待在這兒 You stay here.
便利店 典當鋪 拳擊館
警察 Police!
我看到他們躲在里面 I saw 'em hide back in there.
借貸
-警察 我們要進來了 -警察 - Police, coming in! - Police!
-這里沒人 -什么意思 - There's nobody here. - What do you mean?
-這是個櫥柜 -你們還真信啊 - It's a closet. - You really bought that, huh?
不不不 No, no, no!
住手 住手 住手 Stop, stop, stop!
趕緊打開 小子 Open this up right now, kid.
這是聯邦重罪 小子 你不能這么做 That's a federal offense, kid. You can't do that!
不要上那輛車 Do not go in that car.
快點把門打開 拜托 Come on, open the door. Please.
拜托了 Please, come on.
快點打開 Open this, right now!
很好 很好笑 Very good, very funny.
很好笑 太好了 真好笑 Very funny. That's great. That's hilarious.
姓名 蕾切爾·M·巴特森 地址 霍夫曼街21號 城市 費城
霍夫曼街21號
調度中心 勞爾伍德商業中心需要增援 Dispatch, we need backup at the Laurelwood shopping center, please.
調度中心 取消請求 Dispatch, cancel that request.
有個小子偷了我們的對講機 Some kid stole our walkie-talkies.
對講機 你幾歲啊 Walkie-talkies? How old are you?
吉諾牛排
不不不 No, no, no.
那是我的午餐 小子 That's my lunch, kid!
巴特森小姐 Miss Batson...
我一直在找你 I've been looking for you.
不 天啊 No. Gosh.
是我 比利 It's me. It's Billy.
好了 Okay.
孩子永遠能射中 每次都能射中
我想要那只老虎 I want the tiger.
我知道 親愛的 但媽媽并不擅長這個 I know, honey, I know. But Mom's not exactly going pro here.
我們射中了一個 We got one!
但我想要一只老虎 But I wanted a tiger.
但這才是真正的大獎 寶貝 看 But this is the real prize, baby. See?
這可以讓你受用一生 You can use that your whole life.
你總是能找到你要走的路 You'll always find your way.
我不能弄丟那個球 I can't let the ball get away.
媽媽 Mom?
媽媽 Mom!
你跟誰一起來的 小家伙 Who are you with, bud?
他說他叫比利·巴特森 Yeah, he says it's Billy Batson.
別擔心 孩子 Don't worry, kid.
她肯定很快就會來找你的 I'm sure she'll come looking before too long, okay?
父母一定會來的 They always do.
媽媽 我回家了 Mom, I'm home.
哪位 Yes?
你是蕾切爾·巴特森嗎 Yeah, uh, is this Rachel Batson?
誰啊 Who's asking?
實際上... Yeah, see, the thing is...
我覺得你是我媽媽 I think you're my mom.
你確定嗎 You sure about that?
抱歉打擾了 Sorry to bother you.
非得拿走我的午餐是吧 Just had to take my lunch, huh?
給我留了點薯條嗎 You save me any fries?
E·B·格洛弗
匹茲堡的寄養家庭兩周前上報你失蹤了 Foster home in Pittsburgh reported you missing two weeks ago.
你要把我送回去嗎 You're sending me back?
不 No.
他們不要你了 They don't want you.
-真慘 -你還笑 - Harsh. - You laugh,
但是你已經從六個城市的 but you've run from foster homes
寄養家庭離家出走了 巴特森先生 in six counties, Mr. Batson.
都是想要撫養你的好人家 From good people who want you,
為了尋找一個顯然不想要你的人 all in pursuit of someone who arguably does not.
是時候和你把話說開了 It's time someone looked you in the eye and told it to you straight.
我不需要玩過家家的父母 I don't need parents to play make-believe with.
-我有媽媽 -沒錯 - I got a mom. - Yes.
你還真是個像樣的偵探 You're some detective.
37個年齡在28到40之間姓巴特森的人 Seventy-three Batsons between the ages of 28 to 40,
你把每個都劃掉了 and you've crossed out every one.
我還沒有找到她 我知道的 She's still out there. I know it.
外面有一對夫妻 巴特森先生 There's a couple outside, Mr. Batson.
他們有一個兒童之家 They run a group home.
我能照顧好自己 I can take care of myself.
那也得等到你十八歲 When you're 18.
在那之前 我不會讓你流浪街頭 Until then, I won't have you living on the streets,
尋找一個從沒找過你的人 looking for someone who never looked for you.
給這些人一個機會 Give these people a chance.
因為他們給了你機會 'Cause that's what they're giving you.
你沒有別的選擇了 You're out of options.
我就不廢話了 I'm gonna skip the spiel.
只要知道我和羅莎 我們懂的 Just know that me and Rosa, we get it.
我們也是寄養家庭出身 We were foster kids back in the day.
在遠古的黑暗時代 Back in the Dark Ages.
妹子 我的內心還很年輕 Girl, I'm young at heart.
我血脈賁張呢 I got my finger on the pulse.
這是在說他的血壓 因為他老了 Yeah, that's a reference to his blood pressure because he's old.
比利 你對什么食物過敏嗎 Billy, do you have any food allergies?
最好過敏 今天達拉做飯 Gonna wish you did. Darla's cooking.
怎么了 What?
我們知道這肯定讓你很緊張 We know how overwhelming it can all be.
新家 新面孔 New house, new faces.
一下子要你接受 All up in your face.
以你自己的節奏慢慢來就好 Just take it at your own speed.
有人嗎 Hello?
我們回來了 We're home.
你菜你活該 That's what happens when you suck!
歡迎派對可真棒 So much for the welcome party.
沙發上長出來的那個東西 Yeah, that thing growing out of the couch
是尤金 would be Eugene.
是他嗎 Is that him?
天啊 比利 Oh, my gosh! Billy!
慢點 慢點 Slow down, slow down.
歡迎回家 Welcome home!
-這是達拉 -我是達拉 - And that's Darla. - I'm Darla.
-她很喜歡擁抱 -我發現了 - Big hugger. - I noticed.
去死 去死 去死 Die, die, die!
他不是那個意思 他在玩游戲 He doesn't mean that. It's a game.
天黑后不能喝汽水 還記得嗎 No sodas after dark, remember?
什么時候天黑的 When did it get dark?
海報 我給你做了一張 The poster. I made you one.
快來看 Come look!
不 No!
歡迎回家 新來的哥哥
抱歉 肯定是佩德羅在鍛煉 Sorry, Pedro must've been working out.
他想練得肌肉發達 His goal is to get swole.
只要一下 一下 Just one hit! Just one hit!
給你 Here.
沒錯 所以你們的數學系 Yes, exactly why your math department
-對我來說是獨一無二的選擇 -閉嘴 不 - is so uniquely suited for me. - Shut up! No!
我對尤金忍無可忍了 I can't even with Eugene right now.
抱歉 我是瑪麗 你好 大學面試 I'm sorry. Mary, hi. College interview.
-我是比利 -我最期待的是什么 - I'm Billy. - What am I most excited about?
真是個好問題 你真是問到點子上了 What a great question. I was hoping you'd ask.
我最期待的是什么 What am I most excited about?
說你是寄養家庭的孩子 大學就吃這套 Mention you're a foster kid. Colleges eat that up.
我最期待的是校園生活 What I'm most excited about is the campus experience.
生長在寄養家庭 我堅信 As a foster child, I'm a big believer
在最不可能的地方 in finding family and friends
也能找到屬于自己的朋友和家人 in the most unlikely of places.
我會非常想念她的 I'm gonna miss that girl so much.
加州理工 非常有聲望的名校 It's Caltech. It's a very prestigious school.
而且遠在加州 And also all the way in California.
但我們現在沒必要聊這個 But we don't have to talk about that right now.
對我來說 這話題有些沉重 It's a tough subject for me.
你喜歡純素食嗎 Do you like vegan food?
因為我熱愛動物 Because, see, I love animals.
不 我的素火雞 No! The Tofurky!
不 這下我們只能吃真火雞了 No, we may have to eat a real turkey!
-那是... -沒事的 來吧 我帶你看看房間 - Is that... - It's okay. Come, I'll show you your room.
家里有點亂哄哄的 我知道 但也很有意思 It's a bit of a madhouse, I know, but it's fun.
老實受死吧 Time to dance on your grave!
小心腳下不平 佩德羅 Watch the bum step. Pedro...
親愛的 跟比利打個招呼 Mi amor, say hi to Billy.
別往心里去 他對誰都這樣 Don't take it personally. He's like that with everyone.
弗萊迪 Freddy.
這是比利·巴特森 This is Billy Batson.
你照顧下他 讓他別那么拘束 Make sure you make him feel at home.
-好嗎 -好 - Okay? - Yeah.
最好別說太奇怪的話 Maybe don't say anything too weird?
有一件奇怪的事 你知道嗎 One weird thing is, did you know that
以前羅馬人用自己的尿刷牙 Romans used to brush their teeth with their urine?
而且顯然 效果很好 And apparently, it works.
還挺高的 It's a long way down.
相信我 這是經驗之談 Trust me, I speak from experience.
維克托把我推下去了 Victor pushed me.
他們看起來很友善 但是別上當 They seem nice, but don't buy it.
這里上演著現實版《權力的游戲》 It gets real Game of Thrones around here.
什么 What?
老兄 我瞎說的 Dude, I'm just messin' around.
其實是癌癥晚期 我只剩三個月可活了 It's, um, terminal cancer. I only have three months.
還是開玩笑的 你看著我心里一定在想 Kidding, again! You look at me, and you're like,
"為什么要這么陰暗 你這個殘廢的寄養小孩" "Why so dark? You're a disabled foster kid.
"沒人比你更能搏同情了" 是吧 You've got it all." Right?
那是老蝙蝠鏢 Yeah, that's the old Batarang.
這是復刻版 但你摸摸有多鋒利 I mean, it's a replica, but feel how sharp.
星球日報 超人歸來
我可以在你睡覺的時候用它殺了你 I could kill you in your sleep with that thing.
還是說你更喜歡超人 You more of a Supes guy?
哥譚自由出版社 超人
我也是 請看 我的寶物 Yeah, me, too. Behold, the holy grail.
一顆射中超人的九毫米口徑子彈 One nine-millimeter round shot at Superman himself.
防偽證書
這是真貨 It's legit.
我也說不好 大概值五六百吧 或者更多 Probably worth, I don't know, five, six hundred, maybe more.
你包里裝了什么 What's in the bag?
沒關系 保持界限是好事 Hey, it's all good. It's good to maintain boundaries.
不過你可以稍微說兩句話的 You don't gotta talk so much, you know.
反正這地方特別好 你會喜歡上的 Anyway, this place is great. You're gonna love it.
蕾切爾·巴特森 車牌 C78AZ29 霍夫曼街21號
吃晚飯了 Dinner!
各就各位 All hands on deck.
感謝您賜予我們家人 Thank you for this family.
感謝您賜予我們今日 Thank you for this day.
感謝您賜予我們食物 即使不是菲力牛排 Thank you for this food, even if it's not steak filet.
學校很大 兩千名學生 你或許會想 Big school. 2,000 students, you might think,
"這么多陌生人啊" "Wow, so many strangers."
但把他們看作未來可能的朋友就不會這樣想了 But not if you think of them as possible future friends.
就會變成 "這么多朋友啊" Then it's, "Wow, so many friends."
校長叫做雪莉 她最好了 The principal, her name's Shirley. She's the best.
下一位 Next.
這是我們的安全掃描器 This is our security scanner.
和機場里的一樣 非常安全 Like in an airport. It's totally safe.
我知道這是什么 I know what it is.
她總是這樣嗎 Does she always do this?
沉默使我感到不舒服 Silence makes me uncomfortable.
她鮮少感到不舒服 She's almost never uncomfortable.
祝你第一天過得愉快 哥哥 Have a good first day, big brother.
聽著 你不用總是抱我 Look, you don't have to hug me all the time.
我們其實不是兄妹 所以... We're not actually brother and sister, so...
對不起 I'm sorry.
我不是故意讓她... I didn't mean to make her...
說實話 我有些不知所措 I was overwhelmed, honestly.
他說我必須擁有至純之心 He said I must be pure of heart.
他自稱是一位巫師 He call himself a wizard.
他的打扮就像是《哈利·波特》里的巫師 He even dressed like a wizard from Harry Potter or some...
但你是說其他人也有過類似的經歷嗎 But you're saying that other people have experienced this?
可以這么說 你還記得他對你說了什么嗎 In a sense, yes. Do you remember what he said to you?
他考驗了我 He tested me.
那里有一些雕像 There were these statues.
他們的眼睛 好像在盯著我 Their eyes, it's like they were looking at me,
讓我產生各種想法 making me think things.
可怕的想法 Horrible things.
這跟你看到的近似嗎 And do these approximate what you saw?
是的 完全是我記憶中的樣子 Yes, that's exactly how I remember it.
我不明白 你怎么知道... I don't understand. How do you know...
在群體癔癥中 復發性意象已被證實 Recurrent imagery has proven very common
是十分常見的 in cases of mass hysteria.
群體癔癥 Mass hysteria?
我知道 這個名詞有點夸張 I know. The term's a bit theatrical.
但就拿看到不明飛行物舉例 But take UFO sightings, for example.
天空中的光 還有飛碟 Lights in the sky, flying saucers.
發生在互相不認識的人身上的獨立事件... Isolated incidents of people who do not know each other...
那些符號 The symbols.
問問她符號的事 Ask her about the symbols.
不好意思 關女士 但作為復發性意象的例子 Sorry, Ms. Kwan. But as an example of recurrent imagery,
在你所說的綁架發生前 maybe you'll recall seeing
你有看到這些符號嗎 these symbols before the alleged abduction.
我不記得任何符號了 I don't remember any symbols, no.
我應該錄下來了 有些東西... I think I got it on video. There was something, um...
我記得鬧鐘上的數字 I remember the numbers on my alarm clock.
一直在變 They kept shifting.
錄像 Video?
給我看錄像 Show me the video.
關女士 這位是希瓦那博士 Ms. Kwan, this is Dr. Sivana.
稍等 我發給你 One moment, I can send it.
是誰 天啊 Hello? Oh, my God!
誰在那兒 Who's there?
是誰 怎么回事 發生什么了 Hello? What's going on? What's happening?
我要報警了 I'm going to call the police!
然后這束耀眼的光芒把我籠罩其中 Then this blinding light all around me
我感覺自己被拉進了什么 and I felt like I was getting pulled down into something.
感覺是一座建在山內部的寺廟 It felt like a temple carved inside a mountain.
他看起來和你想象中 He looked exactly what you'd expect from a guy
自稱巫師的人一模一樣 who calls himself a wizard.
以及你被帶去是為了拯救世界 ...and how you were brought there to save the world.
穿著一件斗篷 頂上沒有天花板 Wearing a cape. And there's no ceiling.
我們再算一遍... We ran the numbers again...
希瓦那博士 Dr. Sivana!
我欣賞你的熱情 但你資助的是我的項目 I appreciate your enthusiasm, but you're funding my project.
我在詢問的時候 不希望被打擾 And when I'm interviewing, I don't wanna be interrupted.
56起記錄在案的綁架 Fifty-six recorded abductions.
-我一直沒發現 -發現什么 - I never saw it. - Saw what?
博士 這些都是什么 Doctor, what is all this?
這么多年來 All these years...
我一直確信是我的序列不對 I was convinced I had the incorrect sequence.
或者可能是用錯誤的符號打開了門 Or perhaps the wrong symbols to open the door.
但在那個女人的鬧鐘上 But on that woman's alarm clock,
那七個符號 the seven symbols.
那個序列重復了七次 The sequence repeated itself seven times.
這就是差別所在 That's the difference.
你在開什么玩笑嗎 Is this some sort of joke?
在你看來可能是玩笑 It may seem that way to you
因為實際上我們并不是在研究群體癔癥 because we're not in actuality studying mass hysteria.
所有這些人看到的 What all these people have seen,
每個人看到的 都是絕對真實的 every single one of them, is absolutely real.
鬧鐘發生了故障 An alarm clock malfunctions
而你的第一反應是證明了巫師的存在嗎 and your first thought is it's proof of a wizard?
拜托 希瓦那博士 Come on, Dr. Sivana.
你怎么能相信這是真的呢 You can't believe any of this is real.
但是我信 Why, yes.
我相信 Yes, I do.
我為這一刻已經等待了太久 I've been waiting for this moment for so long...
如今我們又見面了 and now here we are.
你不記得我了 對嗎 You don't remember me, do you?
我記得你 I remember you.
那時的小男孩 You were a boy.
現在你居然敢擅闖我的王國 And now you dare intrude in my kingdom.
你知道作為孩子 被告知永遠不夠優秀 Do you know what it's like for a child to be told
是什么感受嗎 you'll never be good enough?
你不知道 No, you don't.
多年前你對我說的話 What you said to me all those years ago
讓我意識到自己到底是什么樣的人 made me realize who I really was.
你知道嗎 And you know something?
我沒有至純之心 I am not pure of heart.
巫師已經虛弱到無法阻止我們了 The wizard is too weak to stop us.
不 No!
你沒能找到你的繼承者 You never found your champion.
但我們找到了我們的 But we found ours.
你是真正的繼承者 You are the true champion.
他們在利用你 They're using you.
你對他們來說不過是逃走的工具 You're nothing to them but a means of escape.
通過你 他們會毒害所接觸到的一切 Through you, they'll spread their poison to everything they touch!
讓人類自相殘殺 Make mankind turn on each other!
你想要至純的靈魂 老頭 You seek a pure soul, old man,
但沒人配得上 but no one's worthy.
福西特學校
飛行還是隱形 Flight or invisibility?
如果你能擁有超能力的話 If you could have one superpower,
飛行還是隱形 你會選哪個 flight or invisibility, what would you pick?
每個人都選飛行 你知道為什么嗎 I mean, everybody chooses flight. You know why?
為了可以飛著逃離這個對話嗎 So they can fly away from this conversation?
不 因為英雄都會飛 No, no. 'Cause heroes fly.
誰不想讓別人認為自己是英雄呢 對吧 And who doesn't want people to think they're a hero, right?
但是隱形 絕對不行 But invisibility, no way I mean.
那是變態 That's pervy.
到處偷窺那些察覺不到你的人 Spying around on people who don't even know you're there.
鬼鬼祟祟 完全是反派的能力 對吧 Sneaking around everywhere. It's a total villain power, right?
垃圾
然后人們做了個研究 這是真事 Then they did this study, and this is a real thing.
他們問了同樣的問題 They asked people the same question.
你想要什么超能力 You know, what power do you want?
但這次 回答是匿名的 But this time, they made it so the answers were anonymous.
一旦知道是保密的 And most people, since they knew
大多數人都選了隱形 that it was secret, said invisibility.
我認為那是因為大多數人 And I think that's 'cause most people
內心深處都不認為自己是英雄 don't feel like heroes on the inside, deep down.
你要離家出走了 You're gonna run away.
男廁
我是說 你偷了我的超人子彈 I mean, you stole my Superman bullet.
老兄 我懂 我真的懂 Dude, I get it. I get it.
你被坑了太多次 You've been screwed over way too many times.
你誰也不相信 You don't trust anyone.
隱形也是這樣的 That's the thing about invisibility.
最終只剩你一個人 You end up all by yourself.
我沒偷你的破子彈 I didn't steal your dumb bullet.
今天怎么樣 How was it today?
這么好是嗎 That good, huh?
天啊 弗萊迪 Oh, my God! Freddy.
你沒事吧 Are you okay?
-你沒事吧 -沒事 - You okay? - Yes. Yes.
搞什么 What the hell?
你們兩個什么毛病 What is wrong with you two?
這刮痕肯定除不掉了 No way that's gonna buff out.
你要怎么賠償 弗里曼 You gonna pay for that, Freeman?
賠償你差點撞到我搞出的坑嗎 For the dent you made almost hitting me?
當然可以 Yeah, sure.
你們收這個嗎 You guys take these?
布萊特 住手 Brett, stop!
別碰我哥哥 Don't touch my brother!
怎么 你還得靠冒牌家人替你出頭嗎 What, do you need your fake family to stand up for you?
-捍衛自己 弗里曼 -是啊 - Stand up for yourself, Freeman. - Yeah, huh?
弗里曼 給你 還手啊 Freeman, here, stand up.
捍衛自己 Stand up for yourself.
你打算怎么辦 哭著回家找媽媽嗎 What are you gonna do, go home and cry to Mommy?
對了 你沒有媽媽 Oh, yeah. You don't have a mommy.
真不好意思 Man, sorry about that.
偷襲不太好 不過你們也不會光明正大 That wasn't fair, but then again you don't fight fair, so...
退后 混蛋們 我知道怎么用這玩意兒 Back off, assbags. I know how to use these things.
-他跑了 -你去哪兒 - He's getting away! - Where you going?
弗萊迪 你沒事吧 Freddy, are you okay?
我們從后面包抄 Let's go through the back.
你跑不掉的 Nowhere to run!
快 抓住他 讓開 Go, go, go! Grab him! Move!
市場-法蘭克福線 前往法蘭克福和第六十九街
別擋道 讓開 女人 Get out the way. Move, woman!
不不不 No, no, no.
你死定了 小鬼 You're dead, kid.
你以為自己很搞笑 Yeah, you think you're funny.
我們知道你在哪上學 伙計 We know where you go to school, buddy!
下一站 第三十街 Next stop, 30th Street Station.
可換乘市域軌道交通線路 Change for the regional rail lines.
下一站 第三十街
有人嗎 Hello?
怎么回事 What's going on?
救命 Help!
好吧 Okay.
天哪 Holy moly.
市場-法蘭克福線
有人嗎 Hello?
怎么回事 What the hell?
這是誰干的 Who's doing this?
你好 Hi.
我本來要在第三十街下車 I was supposed to get off at 30th.
比利·巴特森 Billy Batson.
你怎么知道我的名字 How'd you know my name?
我是巫師議會的最后一位成員 I am the last of the Council of Wizards.
永恒之石的守護者 Keeper of the Rock of Eternity.
你就是... You're...
那個人 that guy.
聽著 我身上一分錢都沒有 Hey, listen, I don't have any money.
別跟我耍小聰明 小子 Do not patronize me, boy.
你現在身處一切魔法之源 You are standing in the source of all magic.
永恒之石 七巫師的寶座 The Rock of Eternity. Seven thrones of seven wizards.
但很久以前 我們選擇了一位繼承者 But long ago, we chose a champion
卻未經深思熟慮 and we chose recklessly.
他將力量用于復仇 He used his power for revenge,
將七宗罪引入人世 releasing the Seven Deadly Sins into your world.
數百萬生靈涂炭 Millions of lives were lost.
文明被從世間完全抹去 Entire civilizations erased from existence.
于是我發誓再也不傳授我的魔法 That is why I vowed never to pass on my magic
除非找到一個真正善良的人 until I find one truly good person.
精神強韌 Strong in spirit,
內心純潔 pure in heart.
聽著 伙計 也許這是魔法 Look, man, maybe this is magic
我不知道 但是 and, I don't know, but
你要找的善良純潔的人 the people you're looking for, good, pure people,
我不屬于那一類 I'm not one of them.
我懷疑根本沒有那樣的人 I don't know if anyone is, really.
比利·巴特森 You, Billy Batson,
你是我唯一的希望 are all I have.
也是這個世界唯一的希望 All the world has.
把手放在我的權杖上 Lay your hands on my staff.
變態 Gross.
并說出我的名字 我才能把力量傳給你 And say my name so my powers may flow through you.
我向你敞開心扉 比利·巴特森 I open my heart to you, Billy Batson.
這意味著 我選擇你作為繼承者 And in so doing, choose you as champion.
謝了 Thanks.
先生 你人真好 但我真的得走了 Real sweet of you, mister, but I really gotta get going.
我的兄弟姐妹慘遭七宗罪殺害 My brothers and sisters were slain by the Sins.
他們的寶座空空如也 Their thrones lie empty.
我的魔法必須傳承下去 My magic must be passed on.
現在 說出我的名字 Now, speak my name!
我不知道你的名字 先生 我們剛見面 I don't know your name, sir. We just met.
我的名字是... My name is...
沙贊 Shazam.
等等 真的嗎 Wait, for real?
-快說 -好 - Say it! - Okay!
天哪 Jeez.
直接說嗎 就... So just say it? Like...
沙贊 Shazam?
對 Yes!
記住我的名字 它將賜予你我的全部力量 Carry my name, and with it, you carry all my powers.
所羅門的智慧 海格力斯的力量 The wisdom of Solomon, the strength of Hercules,
所羅門是古代猶太國王 《舊約·列王紀》稱其有超人的智慧 海格力斯是希臘神話中的大力神
阿特拉斯的耐力 宙斯的力量 the stamina of Atlas, the power of Zeus,
阿特拉斯是希臘神話中的擎天巨神 宙斯是希臘神話中的眾神之王
阿喀琉斯的勇氣 墨丘利的速度 the courage of Achilles, and the speed of Mercury.
阿喀琉斯是荷馬史詩《伊利亞特》中參加特洛伊戰爭的半神英雄 墨丘利是羅馬神話中眾神的使者
我這是怎么了 為什么我... What happened to me? Why am...
你對我做了什么 我的聲音怎么變成這樣了 What did you do to me? What did you do to my voice?
你被激發出了全部的潛能 比利·巴特森 You have been transformed to your full potential, Billy Batson.
用你的心 釋放你最強大的力量 With your heart, unlock your greatest power.
我們兄弟姐妹的寶座正在等待 The thrones of our brothers and sisters await.
讓我離開這里 Get me outta here!
酷斃了 Dope!
兄弟 我為你今天的穿著鼓掌 My brother, I applaud your choices today.
金鞋子 金腰帶 白披風 Gold shoes, gold belt, white cape.
這搭配爛透了 但你穿著真他媽帥 It shouldn't work, but hot damn, it does!
寶貝 Babe!
是的 警官 Yes, Officer.
我知道他以前離家出走過 I'm aware he's run away in the past.
離家出走了23次 Twenty-three times?
這家伙完全沒用過社交媒體 Guy's got no social media presence. At all.
他就是個幽靈 The guy is a ghost.
不及格
各位 我很樂意去找比利 You know, guys, I'm happy to look for Billy.
非常樂意 More than happy.
但我得把碗洗了 But no, you gotta wash the dishes.
這件事更重要 That's what's more important.
"你能怎么辦 弗萊迪 追著他跑嗎" "What are you gonna do, Freddy, run after him?"
真搞笑 Very funny.
別尖叫
不 我說了 別尖叫 No, I said, don't scream.
-維克托 維克托 -別叫了 - Victor? Victor! - No, no!
-維克托 -是我 我是比利 - Victor! - It's me. It's Billy.
我是比利 It's Billy!
你問我選飛行還是隱形 當時我覺得很蠢 You asked me flight or invisibility. I thought that was stupid,
但現在我變成了這樣 我需要你的幫助 but now I look like this and I need your help.
熄燈之后來外面找我 Meet me back here after lights-out?
怎么了 孩子 你沒事吧 'Sup, bud? You all right?
沒事 我只是... Yeah. Yeah. I'm just...
比利走了 我很難過 I'm really sad because Billy's gone.
也許是我的錯 也許是因為我 And, you know, maybe it's my fault. Maybe I did it.
也許是因為我打呼嚕 You know, maybe I snore.
孩子 不是你的錯 知道嗎 Not your fault, son, all right?
我們會找到他的 好嗎 We'll find him, 'kay?
你打呼嚕沒那么響 You don't snore that bad.
但你身上有點臭 But you kinda smell.
謝天謝地 Thank God!
別過來 Stop right there.
我怎么知道你不是 How do I know you're not a supervillain
利用心靈感應能力 using telepathic abilities
讓我認為你是比利的超級反派 to make me believe that you're Billy?
-什么 -我只需要按下呼叫鍵 - What? - All I have to do is press "dial" on this thing.
別 我有證據 我有證據 在這里 No! No, I have proof. I have proof. Here.
聽著 我撒謊了 我拿了你的子彈 Look, I lied, okay? I took your bullet.
-不 不不不 -不 - Oh, no! No, no, no. - No!
大人的手笨死了 Stupid adult hands.
但你看到了 But you saw it.
你看到了吧 You saw it, right?
弗萊迪 我發誓是我 好嗎 Look, Freddy, I swear. It's me, okay?
我知道我們不算是好朋友 Look, I know we're not really close friends or anything,
但你是我認識的人里面 but you're the only person that I know
唯一一個了解披風斗士那一套的人 that knows anything about this caped crusader stuff.
蝙蝠俠的另一個稱呼
-那是蝙蝠俠 -什么 - That's Batman. - What?
當我沒說 Forget it.
能讓我... Can I...
當然 Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
天哪 Oh, my God!
太瘋狂了 對吧 It's crazy, right?
你的超能力是什么 What are your superpowers?
超能力 Superpowers?
老兄 我都不知道穿著這玩意怎么撒尿 Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing.
好吧 那你會飛嗎 Okay. Can you fly?
好了 開始吧 Okay! Let's do this.
怎么做來著 How do we do this?
像超人那樣就行了 Just, um, like, Superman it.
天哪 很明顯你得跳起來 Oh, my God. Obviously, you have to jump.
來吧 Come on.
哪里明顯了 How is any of this obvious?
好吧 Okay.
試著相信自己會飛 好嗎 Try, uh, to believe that you can fly. Okay?
我讀了一篇深入解析 I read this deep dive
業內認可的超能力研究的文章 into peer-reviewed studies about superpowers
里面說六成超能力的關鍵在于信念 and in six out of ten, belief is the key.
信念 信念 信念 好吧 Belief. Belief. Belief. Okay. Okay.
我相信我會飛 I believe I can fly.
我相信我... I believe I...
我相信我會飛 I believe I can fly.
我相信我... I believe I...
你相信了嗎 Did you believe?
相信了 Yeah.
你想試試隱形嗎 You wanna try invisibility?
我怎么才能... How do I do...
算了 好吧 Forget it. You know, okay.
好吧 好吧 好吧 Okay, okay, okay.
天哪 成功了 Oh, my God! It worked!
你去哪兒了 Where'd you go?
我就在這里 你看不到我嗎 I'm right here. You can't see me?
哪里 Where?
我隱形了 I'm invisible!
我就在這里 就在這里 I'm right here. Over here.
我隱形了 我隱形了 I'm invisible! I'm invisible!
行頭不錯 蠢貨 Nice outfit, dipshit.
我剛剛可能是在同時測試 I might've been testing invisibility
隱形能力和超級智力 and super-intelligence at the same time.
弗里曼 我要過去打你了 Freeman, I'm gonna come over there and beat you.
天哪 你胸口的閃電標記 Oh, my God! The lightning emblem!
一直擺在我們眼前 It was staring us right in the face the whole time.
真的 Literally!
好了 Okay, okay.
顯然 我們得給你 Clearly, we gotta give you
-取一個和閃電有關的超級英雄名字 -嗯 - a lightning-themed superhero name. - Yeah.
對了 Oh, right.
那邊的 讓... Hey, you! Back...
開 off.
超高速 確認 Hyper-speed, check.
抱歉 很抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
我還以為是你在喊 I thought you were the one who was screaming.
我用辣椒噴霧噴了他 I doused him with pepper spray.
明智之舉 Smart move.
搶劫犯先生 把老太太的包還給她 Yeah, hey, Mr. Mugger Guy. Give the old lady her purse back.
我跟你同齡 I'm your age.
而且他沒機會 And he didn't get a chance
搶走我的包 因為我沒讓他得逞 to take it 'cause I didn't let him take it.
很好 很好 你真的很擅長這個 Good. Yeah, good. You're really on top of this stuff.
這件事給你的教訓是 老太太... And that should teach you that old ladies...
像你這樣平常年紀的女士 Regular-aged ladies like yourself
不需要你的保護 明白嗎 don't need your protecting, right?
清醒點吧 老兄 So get woke, bro.
不好意思 你是誰 I'm sorry, who are you?
他叫雷鳴霹靂 His name is Thundercrack,
他是人民的英雄 hero to the people
集閃電的力量和速度于一體 with all the power and speed of lightning all in one.
老兄 這名字聽起來像是在說屁股 Dude, that sounds like a butt thing.
buttcrack 屁股縫
費城先生 Mister Philadelphia.
像賣奶油干酪的 老兄 That's a cream cheese thing, dude!
Philadelphia是知名奶油干酪品牌
力量小子 因為他擁有全部的力量 Power Boy. 'Cause he's got all the powers.
因為有時候辣椒噴霧沒法抵御邪惡 'Cause sometimes pepper spray can't protect against evil.
力量小子 你認識這個小孩嗎 Power Boy, do you know this child?
稍微認識一丟丟 我們不太熟... Like a teeny little bit. I don't really know...
嗯 他就像我的迷你經紀人 Yeah. He's like a little miniature manager.
我是他的經紀人 I'm his manager.
但也不能叫力量小子 好嗎 But Power Boy's not gonna work, either, okay?
神力小子是DC漫畫旗下真實存在的超級英雄
還是想想別的名字吧 So work on something else.
伙計 怎么... Bud, what could...
操控電力 超高速 超級力量 Electricity manipulation, hyper-speed, super-strength.
老兄 你簡直無所不能 Dude, you're stacked!
你幾乎和超人一樣酷了 幾乎 You're almost as cool as Superman. Almost.
我沒見過你 我不知道剛剛發生了什么 I didn't see you. I don't know what just happened here.
我不想知道 別傷害我 I don't wanna know. Just don't hurt me.
我這么做不是為了錢 I'm not doing it for the money.
謝謝你慷慨的捐贈 Thank you for your kind donation.
不不不 但如果以后你需要幫助 No, no, no, but if you ever need any more help
找我這個不會飛的超級英雄就行 just look for the superhero that still can't fly.
別想飛的事了 我們剛賺了73塊 Forget flying, man. We just made 73 bucks!
73塊 Seventy-three bucks?
真給力 Come on!
等一下 Wait a minute.
我有個主意 I just got an idea.
我想買一些這里最好的啤酒 I'd like to purchase some of your finest beer, please.
我覺得不妥 我們連假身份證都沒有 I don't know about this. I mean, we don't have a fake ID even.
弗萊迪 弗萊迪 放松點行嗎 Freddy, Freddy, would you relax?
看看我 我就是假身份證 Look at me. I am the fake ID.
把收銀機里的錢都拿出來 Everything from the register!
快點 快 Go, go! Now!
快點 沒時間了 快點 Come on! We don't have any time. Let's go. Move!
一分錢也別落下 快點 We want it all! Hurry.
你的機會來了 This is your chance.
好的 Okay.
快點 把錢拿出來 Come on, come on, come on! Let's do this!
沒錯 就是這樣 That's it. That's it.
先生們 Gentlemen,
不如把槍放下 像真男人一樣處理這件事 why use guns when we can handle this like real men?
比利 當心 Billy, look out!
防彈 你有防彈能力 Bullet immunity. You have bullet immunity!
我是防彈的 I'm bulletproof.
今天是12月8日 Today is December 8th,
這是證明真實性的視頻 and this is video proof of authenticity.
再打他一槍 Shoot him again.
對對對 拿著 你們倆一起開槍 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here. Go. Both of you!
來吧 隨便打 Come on. Go to town.
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
我們還是不知道是衣服防彈 We still don't know if the suit is bulletproof,
還是你防彈 or if you are.
開槍打他的臉 Shoot him in the face.
開槍打我的臉 打我的臉 Shoot me in the face. In the face?
有點癢 It kinda tickles.
你們完了 You're dead.
-抱歉打碎了窗戶 -祝你今晚愉快 - Sorry about your window. - Have a good night!
但我們讓你免遭搶劫 不客氣 But you're welcome for not getting robbed!
快走 快離開這里 Come on! Let's get outta here.
-敬打擊壞蛋 -好 - To fighting bad guys. - Yeah.
味道像嘔吐物 That tastes like actual vomit.
你知道嗎 如果吃太多哈瓦那肉干 Do you know habanero jerky, if you eat enough of it,
你的胃會被燒出一個洞 it can burn a hole in your stomach?
值了 Worth it.
嗯 但你應該不會 Yeah. Probably not you, though.
你的胃應該有超能力 You've probably got stomach superpowers.
應該吧 Probably.
你好 我是超級英雄 What's up? I'm a superhero.
沒錯 他的名字是 Yeah, his name is, uh,
火花手指隊長 Captain Sparklefingers.
不 才不是 那不是我的名字 No, it's not. No, it's not! That's not my name.
我們該一起去玩 我們年齡相仿 We should hang out. We're, like, the same age.
好吧 我溜了 Okay. I'm out.
等等我 Wait up!
這景色太美了 I mean, it's a pretty sick view.
我明白洛奇為了來這為什么訓練得那么努力了 I totally get why Rocky was training so hard to get up here.
電影《洛奇》中為和世界冠軍對陣而刻苦訓練的拳手
我喜歡這樣的你 太酷了 You know, I like you like this. This is so cool.
無意冒犯 I mean, no offense,
但起初你就像是 but, like, at first you were kinda like
和達拉截然相反的人 the opposite of how Darla is.
是混蛋嗎 A dick?
這是你說的 不是我 Your words. Not mine.
但確實如此 But yeah.
好了 我感覺現在所有的犯罪分子 All right, well, I feel like every criminal
不是在嗑藥就是睡著了 is either on drugs or asleep by now.
想回家嗎 Wanna head home?
這幅樣子回家嗎 Looking like this?
是啊 Well, yeah,
通常來說 我們應該有個據點 I mean, usually, we'd have a lair to go back to,
但那需要從長計議 but that's long-term.
現在 我們有一張雙層床 Right now, we have a bunk bed.
一想到他在外孤身一人我就感到不安 Just scares me thinking of him out there all alone.
他經常這么做 羅莎 This is what he does, Rosa.
區別在于 等他們找到他 Difference is, when they find him,
我們會是第一家接納他的人 we'll be the first to take him back.
敞開胸懷接納他 With open arms.
甚至還不到兩天 還不到兩天 Didn't even make it two days. Not even two days.
親愛的 我們以前也離家出走過 Baby, we did our fair share of running off back when.
至少我離家出走過 At least I did.
-嗯 -連瑪麗也離家出走過 - Yeah. - Even Mary did it.
而且是兩次 Twice.
她第二次離家出走的時候 That second time she ran off,
你跟我說了一句我永遠忘不了的話 you said something to me I'll never forget.
你說 You said,
"你把它稱之為家 它才是真的家" "It's not a home until you call it a home.
"家是你自己選擇的" It's something you choose."
我們能做的只有給他一個充滿愛的環境 All we can do is give him a place full of love.
他是否把這里稱之為家 由他自己決定 Whether he chooses to call it a home, that's up to him.
嗯 Yeah.
來幫我一起裝扮這棵樹嗎 You gonna help me with this tree?
這棵樹太老土了 This tree's so sad.
有人嗎 Hello?
我剛剛找不到廁所 Got lost finding the bathroom.
好吧 弗萊迪 親愛的 晚安 Okay, Freddy, sweetie. Good night.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night. - Night.
弗萊迪 那是誰 Freddy, who is that?
是比利 他很累了 而且他得了喉炎 It's Billy. He's just really tired and he has laryngitis.
什么 喉炎 What? Laryngitis!
開玩笑的 開玩笑的 I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding.
他真的很累了 他想睡覺覺了 He's really, really tired, and he wants to go to beddy-bye.
-睡覺覺 誰會說睡覺覺 -快躲起來 - Beddy-bye? Who says beddy-bye? - Just hide, hide.
比利 你回來了 讓我們看看你 Billy, you're back. Let us see you.
我們一直很擔心你 We've been so worried about you.
我跟你說了這是個壞主意 I told you this was a bad idea!
弗萊迪 Freddy?
弗萊迪 樓梯怎么了 Freddy, what happened to the stairs?
像要綁架她一樣捂住她的嘴 Covering her mouth like you're gonna kidnap her
反而會讓她更害怕 好嗎 is not gonna make her less scared, okay?
達拉 是我 比利 我知道看起來不像 Darla, it's me. It's Billy. I know I don't look like me.
一個巫師把我變成了這樣 A wizard made me look like this.
還是先別提"巫師"這回事 Maybe don't start with "wizard."
這會讓她更困惑 It's just gonna make her more confused.
有個老頭把我帶到一座神廟 Some old guy brought me to a temple
然后逼我說"沙贊" and he made me say, "Shazam."
羅莎 Rosa!
口頭觸發的變身能力 Verbally triggered body-manipulation properties!
你可以說"沙贊"來切換形態 You can switch by saying, "Shazam."
親愛的 是你弄的嗎 你沒事吧 Baby, was that you? Are you okay?
我剛剛在擰一個燈泡 I was screwing in a bulb.
聽我說 達拉 Listen to me, Darla.
你不能跟任何人說這件事 好嗎 You cannot tell anybody about this, all right?
但這是比利 他是個英雄 But it's Billy. He's a hero.
嗯 但如果被超級反派發現他是英雄 Yeah, but if a supervillain finds out that he's a hero,
會威脅到我們的安全 知道嗎 that endangers us, okay?
英雄的家人是壞蛋的絕佳目標 A hero's loved ones are the perfect bad guy target.
她擅長保守秘密嗎 I mean, is she even good at keeping secrets?
-一般般吧 -不擅長 - Moderate. - No.
天哪 Oh, God.
好吧 聽著 小達 Okay, listen, D,
你不能跟任何人提起這件事 好嗎 拜托 you cannot tell a single soul about this, all right? Please?
為什么 如果是我們信任的人呢 Why? What if it's people we trust?
因為好妹妹會保守秘密 Because good sisters don't tell secrets.
-我是好妹妹 -沒錯 你是 - I'm a good sister. - Yeah, you are.
你知道怎么變成更好的妹妹嗎 You know what'd make you an even better sister?
就是幫我們把門把手修好 好嗎 Is if you fixed the doorknob for us, okay?
嗯 Yeah.
-晚安 -晚安 再見 - Sweet dreams. - Sweet dreams. Bye.
-明早見 -晚安 - See you in the morning. - Good night.
希瓦那工業
你好 先生 有什么事嗎 Hello, sir. How may I help you?
你好 先生 Hi. Sir?
先生 你不能進去 不好意思 Sir, you can't go in there. Excuse me!
你不能進去 You cannot go in there!
抱歉我遲到了 Sorry I'm late.
薩德 董事會成員才能參加會議 Thad, this is for board members only.
我知道 父親 I'm aware of that, Father.
好了 那晚在車里 Now, that night in the car.
我向你發誓我看見了什么 但你從來不相信我 I swore to you I saw something, but you never believed me.
責備我容易多了 不是嗎 So much easier to blame me, wasn't it?
你還說如果我那晚沒有尖叫 And say that if I hadn't screamed that night,
你就不會失去自己的雙腿 you'd still have your legs.
現在我有證據了 Well, now I have proof.
夠了 薩德 That's enough, Thad.
是嗎 親愛的希德 Dear Sid, you think?
在那起事故之前 你就看不起我 You know, even before the accident, you belittled me.
別逼我把你扔出去 薩德 Don't make me throw you outta here, Thad.
你沒必要大吵大鬧 You don't need to make a scene.
哥哥 Brother,
這僅僅是個開始 the scene has only just begun.
問問它你能不能把我扔出去 Ask that if you can throw me out.
什么 What?
問問這個球 你是否有種把我扔出去 Ask the ball if you're man enough to throw me out of this room.
我來告訴你吧 Let me spoil it for you.
前景不理想 Outlook not so good.
我在圣誕節來到這里 給予你... I've come here during the season of giving to give you...
你應得的下場 what you deserve.
快跑 Run!
天啊 不 Oh, my God! No!
不 不 No! No!
救命 Help!
來人啊 Somebody!
救救我 Help me!
你不能總是找別人哭訴 You can't go crying to other people all the time.
哪宗罪最適合你呢 父親 What sin best befits you, Father?
我什么都給你 I'll give you anything.
錢 Money.
公司 你想要公司嗎 The company. You want the company?
我知道了 There it is.
貪婪 Greed.
你難道真的認為 Do you honestly think
你積累的這些物質財富 all this material you've accumulated
等于真正的權力嗎 amounts to actual power?
這才是權力 This is power.
遠勝你所擁有過的 More than you ever had.
遠勝任何人 More than anyone has.
有一個更強大的人 There is one more powerful.
巫師找到自己的繼承者了 The wizard found his champion.
在繼承者發掘真正的潛能之前 殺了他 Kill the champion before he learns his true potential,
否則他會打敗你 or he will defeat you.
告訴我他在哪里 Show me where to find him.
貪婪 Greed,
他是你的了 you can have him.
不 No.
不 不 不 No. Oh, no!
不 不 不 No! No! No!
家庭不僅僅是一個詞 Family is more than just a word.
希瓦那工業專注于家庭 At Sivana Industries, our focus is family.
伯克 Burke.
車呢 Where's the truck?
我能聽見 I can hear it.
天哪 Oh, my God!
我的車 My truck!
-我的車 -開什么玩笑 - My truck! - Are you kidding?
伙計們 You know, guys,
我覺得這下修不好了 I don't think that's gonna buff out.
讓瘸腿的小孩干臟活 真有你的 Making the crippled kid do the dirty work. Wow!
我更適合望風 我能裝無辜 I'm a better lookout. I can play innocent.
我就不能嗎 And I can't?
你的臉給人一種很強烈的 Your face gives off a very strong vibe
要干壞事的感覺 of someone who's hatching schemes.
-我的臉 這張臉嗎 -沒錯 - My face? This face? - Yeah. Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
你們有通行證嗎 You boys got a hall pass?
我們嗎 當然有 Us? Yeah. Always.
你 You!
你好像在打什么鬼主意 You look like you're up to something.
我 打鬼主意 Me? Up to something?
不 我從來沒打過鬼主意 No. Never am I up to something.
爸爸要來接我們 他有事耽誤了... Our dad's picking us up. He got held up at the...
營業處有事 The business office.
營業處是嗎 The business office, huh?
好吧 孩子 Sure, kid.
聽著 家長或監護人 Look, parents or guardians
必須本人親自到場來接學生 must appear physically to check out students.
明白 Gotcha.
好吧 你聽到了嗎 爸 Okay, well, you hear that, Dad?
沙贊 Shazam!
你好啊 兒子 Well, hey there, son,
你好啊 我另外一個跟剛剛在 and hey there, other son that I also have
走廊里碰見的兒子有血緣關系的兒子 that's related to that son I just passed in the hallway.
很抱歉我遲到了 我在營業處有事耽擱了 I'm so sorry I'm late. I got held up at the business office,
忙工作 doing all the work stuff.
這就是那個所有孩子都很崇拜的保安吧 This is the security guard all the kids admire so much.
其實是另一個 這個保安很差勁 Actually, that's the other one. This one sucks.
一點也不好笑 That's not funny.
我會好好和他說說的 抱歉 I'm gonna talk to him about that. I apologize.
總之 現在我親自到場 Anyway, this is me appearing physically
領我的兒子們放學 to check my sons out of school.
非常感謝你保證孩子們的安全 白癡警探 So, thank you so much for keeping 'em safe, Detective Moron.
我叫莫蘭 It's Moran.
-準備好了嗎 -代數 - You ready? - Algebra!
科學 Science!
英文 English!
保健 Health!
警告 接下來是超級英雄的特技表演 在其經紀人監管之下 不要像白癡一樣在家里嘗試
超級力量 測試一
飛行 測試二
你沒事吧 Are you okay?
激光眼 測試一
超高速 √ 超級力量 √ 飛行 逆轉時間 心靈感應 吞噬物質 激光眼
瞬間移動 測試一
偷偷測試防火 測試一
對不起 I'm sorry!
防火
英雄經紀人
紅色旋風超級力量測試
力量小子在搶劫案中擋下子彈
美國電長瞬間移動測試
正在上傳
美國電長瞬間移動測試 第三回
上傳完畢
超級力量測試十三
播放次數
美國電長防火測試 訂閱人數
上傳完畢
比火車頭還要強大 More powerful than a locomotive.
火車頭 你是礦工老頭嗎 Locomotive. What are you? An old prospector?
能一躍跳上摩天大樓 Can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
飛身一躍 Single bound.
對不起 真對不起 I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
對不起 大家好 I'm sorry, people. Hi.
你的手機充滿了 Your phone's charged.
做完拉風的事情后 你真的需要 You really need like a mic drop catchphrase
一句帥氣的口頭禪 after you do some cool shit.
我一直在想這個 I've been thinking about that.
這個怎么樣 What about this?
"這就是不能亂玩電的原因" "That's why you don't mess with electricity."
顯然你也沒有想口頭禪的超能力 Catchphrases obviously aren't one of your superpowers.
你的手機充滿了 And your phone's charged.
-你覺得你能想出更好的嗎 -搞什么 - Well, you think you can do better? - What the hell?
電光閃耀吧 Let there be light.
胡椒博士汽水
就是這樣 寶貝 多來點 Yeah, yeah, baby. Yeah, baby, okay.
我怎么脫...算了 How do I... Never mind.
沙贊 Shazam!
脫衣舞俱樂部 臀陷酒吧
免費辣雞翅
脫衣舞俱樂部 臀陷酒吧
你看到什么了 看到什么了 有大胸嗎 What'd you see? What'd you see? Were there boobies?
看到乳頭了嗎 你為什么不說話 You see nipples? Why aren't you talking?
我們需要更多的錢 We're gonna need more money.
為什么 你只待了五分鐘 Why? You were in there for, like, five minutes.
老兄 她們超有說服力的 Dude, they were very convincing!
快拿 快拿 Get it, get it!
快走 快走 Go, go, go!
不 No!
住手 不 Stop! No!
-我都沒在看 -住手 - I'm not even looking! - Stop!
住手 Stop.
-我都沒在看 -住手 - I'm not even looking! - Stop!
-為什么 -結束了 - Why? - Oh, and done!
干掉他了 Finished him.
費城房地產
據點 A lair.
對 Yes.
而且顯然 And obviously,
我們必須要匿名購買 we're gonna have to be making this purchase anonymously.
顯然 Obviously.
如果你在懸崖上有物業 And, um, if you have a location on a cliff.
比如城堡那種 Like a castle-esque type thing.
-可以俯瞰水面 -俯瞰水面 - Overlooking some water. - Overlooking some water,
俯瞰大海 波濤洶涌那種 seas, below it. Rough, you know...
比如說瀑布 Like a waterfall,
-這樣就能開車進入瀑布 -瀑布 沒錯 - so you can drive into... - Waterfall, yeah. If you... Yeah.
聽著 你是最大電壓 是嗎 Look, Maximum Voltage, is it?
你可以叫我麥克斯 You can call me Max.
聽著 麥克斯 不如這樣吧 Look, Max, why don't you just start with
先說說你想要幾間臥室 how many bedrooms you're looking for?
-一間 -七間 - One! - Seven.
-一間 -七間 - One? - Seven?
怎么 現在是我開寄養家庭了嗎 What, am I running a foster home now?
你看過那個把足球扔進太空的視頻嗎 Have you seen the one where he throws the football into space?
酷斃了 So dope.
你們一定想知道是誰拍的 對吧 You guys gotta wonder who's filming those, right?
拍攝本身就很有勇氣 I mean, that's bravery in and of itself.
真的嗎 I mean, is it, though?
是啊 其實我還想說 遠不只是勇氣呢 Yeah. I'd actually argue maybe even more brave.
只是舉著相機 Holding a camera?
直面危險 Staring in the face of danger.
就像個奇怪的粉絲 Like some weirdo fanboy.
弗里曼 Freeman.
如果我是你 我就不會這么做 I wouldn't do that if I were you.
怎么 你的閨蜜這次要用輪椅來打我們嗎 What, is your bestie gonna hit us with a wheelchair this time?
不 也許不是他 但我有另一個好朋友 No, maybe not him, but I have another best friend
他也許會抓住你們 把你們消滅 who might hunt you down and destroy both of you.
好了 弗萊迪 Okay, Freddy.
你們也許聽說過他 人力風暴 You may have heard of him. The Human Power Storm.
頻環 活力先生 Frequency Flinger. Sir Zaps-A-Lot.
嗯 他有很多名字 Yeah. He's a man of many names.
你認識紅色旋風 You know the Red Cyclone?
就你嗎 你認識才怪 You? My ass you do.
我們比你想象的要親近得多 We're a lot closer than you think.
也許此時此刻就很近 Maybe even at this very moment.
證明 Prove it.
明天我會證明的 明天他會來吃午餐 I will, tomorrow. Tomorrow he's gonna come to lunch.
對吧 比利 Right, right, Billy?
是嗎 到時候 Oh, yeah, and then
超人還會給我們端甜點 是吧 Superman's gonna be bringing us dessert, right?
明天午餐時間 你們就知道了 Tomorrow at lunch. You'll see.
如果他不來 我們就痛扁你 And when he doesn't show, then we'll kick your ass.
等等 我的身份是保密的 So, wait, my identity's a secret
這樣我認識的人才不會受傷 so no one I know can get hurt.
除非那能讓你看起來很酷 那就沒問題 Except when it makes you look cool, then it's all good.
比利 他們又不是超級反派 Billy, it's not like they're supervillains.
他們只是超級賤人而已 They're just super douchebags.
所以你要破壞自己的規矩嗎 So, you're breaking your own rule?
懂了 Got it.
這個超級英雄不只是你的 也是我的 This thing is as much as mine as it is yours.
我開始覺得只是你的了 Starting to think you think it's all your thing.
比利 但你還是會來的 對吧 Billy, you're still gonna do it, though, right?
好兄弟會怎么做 I mean, what would a good brother do?
各就各位 All hands on deck.
感謝您賜予我們家人 感謝您賜予我們今日 Thank you for this family. Thank you for this day.
感謝您賜予我們食物 抱歉比利沒伸手 Thank you for this food. Sorry Billy's hand's on vacay.
費城有大新聞 出現了一個穿戲服的英雄 Big news in Philly. Got a costumed hero.
他做得挺好 He's doing good.
嗯 但真的好嗎 Yeah, but is he, though?
有爭議 說吧 Controversy. Into it.
跟我們說說你的觀點 尤金 Share with us your perspective, Eugene.
說說而已 他都干什么 給人們的手機充電嗎 Just saying, he's what? Charging people's phones?
那又怎樣 我也能充電 用充電器 So what? I can charge a phone with a plug.
說得好 Preach.
佩德羅 你怎么看 Pedro, any thoughts?
服裝太傻了 Costume's stupid.
-是啊 -好吧 - Yeah. - Okay.
白色披風搞得好像他要結婚似的 Big white cape like he's getting married or something.
如果他不能自己選服裝呢 What if he didn't get to pick his costume?
你們有想過這點嗎 Ever think about that?
你是專家 弗萊迪 你認為呢 You're a specialist, Freddy. What do you think?
弗萊迪 我們從積極的一面來看吧 Yeah, Freddy, let's manage to see the positive.
好吧 我覺得他似乎 Okay, well, I think it looks like
對自己得到的力量沒有感激之情 he doesn't have gratitude for what he's been given.
非常詳細 好吧 Very specific. All right.
也許對于超級英雄來說 Maybe to the superhero,
感激并不意味著要粘人 gratitude doesn't mean having to be clingy.
粘人 有趣的想法 Clingy? Wow, interesting take.
也許有時超級英雄 You know, maybe sometimes a superhero
只是想要一點私人時間 just wants a little me time.
私人時間也可以解釋為 You know, me time could also be construed
把家人推開 as pushing away his family.
家人 他們是家人了嗎 Family. Is that what they are now?
這是"超級英雄綜合癥"的典型癥狀 It's a classic symptom of "Superhero Syndrome."
這是德國心理學家海因里希·馮·德國某某提出的 Coined by German psychologist Heinrich Von German-something,
他認為超能力會變成吞噬一切的毒品 where superpowers become an all-consuming narcotic.
孩子 我們還沒吃完飯 Son, we're still eating dinner.
他需要的是一個跟班 What he needs is a sidekick.
你說說哪有酷跟班 Name one cool sidekick.
達拉 你怎么一直沉默 寶貝 Darla, why are you so quiet over there, baby?
你從來不會無話可說 You're never at a loss for words.
我在吃飯 I'm eating.
我為什么還要來上學 Why am I still doing this?
你不能每天都逃課 Well, you can't skip every day.
你這個年齡當然不行 Not at your age.
但我已經不是這個年齡了 But I'm not your age anymore.
但是我可以跟你一起走 But I can go with you.
我們只需要騙過保安 好嗎 We just gotta trick the guard out, you know?
比利 你要去哪兒 Billy, where are you going?
你還是會來和我一起吃午餐的 對吧 You're still gonna have lunch with me, right?
比利 Billy!
活力先生還是會來食堂吃飯的 對吧 Sir Zaps-A-Lot's still gonna eat in the cafeteria, right?
好了 All right.
你有沒有看... Did you check it to...
大家通常會給我一點錢 People typically give me a little money, you know...
你們倆挺甜蜜的 祝你們愉快 You're a sweet couple. You guys have a good day.
-天哪 -瑪麗 你沒事吧 - Oh, my God. - Mary, are you okay?
你怎么知道我的名字 How do you know my name?
我怎么知道你的名字 How do I know your name?
我的其中一項超能力就是猜名字 One of my superpowers is name guessing.
你肯定覺得很奇怪 Which is really weird, I bet.
雖然沒有超級力量和超高速那么酷 It's not as cool as super-strength or super-speed,
但是遇到新朋友時 真的很有幫助 but it's really helpful when I meet new people.
你受傷了嗎 Are you hurt?
我沒事 謝謝你 No, I'm okay. Thank you. Um...
我只是需要想一想 I just need a second to think.
今天真是奇怪的一天 This has been such a weird day.
用我的超級觀察力 Using my powers of super-observation,
我看到你手里拿著一封大學寄來的信 I see that you're holding a letter from a college in your hand.
你難過是因為大學沒錄取你嗎 Are you upset because you didn't get in?
大學錄取我了 I got in.
看來我的超能力失靈了 Well, now my superpowers are failing me
我很困惑 and I am very confused.
嗯 我也是 Yeah. Me, too.
我也說不清 我知道我應該感到興奮 I don't know. I know I should be excited
因為這是我的夢想 'cause this is my dream
我為此付出了很多很多努力 and I've worked really, really hard for this,
但我感覺 but it's like...
我也說不清 離開家人一點也不有趣 明白嗎 I don't know. Leaving my family does not feel fun, you know?
我能給你一點建議嗎 Could I give you a little piece of advice?
不要擔心其他人 Don't be worried about everybody else.
永遠要為自己著想 Always look out for number one.
這是甘地說的 Gandhi said that.
-他應該沒說過 -他說過 - I don't think he said that. - Yeah, he did.
-甘地沒說過... -長得像甘地的人說過 - Gandhi did not say... - Somebody like Gandhi said that.
"永遠要為自己著想" "Take care of number one."
是個很睿智的...可能是尤達說的 It was a really wise... It might've been Yoda.
-聽著 -抱歉 不是尤達說的 - Listen. - I'm sorry, no.
我們保留各自的意見吧 關鍵是做你自己 Agree to disagree. The point is, you do you, you know?
你要為自己著想 You gotta look out for you.
盡量遠離這個地方 And get as far away from this place as you can.
我不知道我是否想離開 I don't know if I want to.
你當然想 你打算怎么辦 Of course you do. What're you gonna do?
一輩子都住在兒童之家嗎 You gonna live in a group home for the rest of your life?
家人是給那些 Look, families are for people
無法照顧自己的人準備的 好嗎 who can't take care of themselves, okay? So...
你可以照顧自己 And you can take care of yourself.
還有過馬路的時候 要注意來往車輛 Also, look both ways when you cross the street.
我打給他 確認一下 I'll just call him. I'll just make sure.
正在呼叫 It's ringing.
紅色旋風 你在忙什么呢 Red Cyclone, hey! Hey, what's going on?
那太瘋狂了 順便說下我是弗萊迪 That's crazy! Yeah, it's Freddy, by the way.
是啊 太瘋狂了 那... Yeah, it's crazy! That is...
太精彩了 Great story.
他沒在和任何人講話 He's not talking to anyone.
我們聊過 聊過的 I was! I was!
我們是朋友 我認識他 真的 We're friends. I know him, I do!
我認識他 我認識他 I know him! I know him! Uh, yeah.
該死 Shit.
開始吧 Come on now.
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
♪ 手 發出雷霆閃電的手 ♪ ♪ Hands! Lightning with my hands! ♪
♪ 發出雷霆閃電的手 ♪ ♪ Lightning with my hands! ♪
年輕人 Young man!
你干什么 我正在表演呢 What are you doing? I'm in the middle of a show right now.
你到底有什么事 How can I help you?
我只想感謝你今天過來一起吃午餐 I just wanted to say thank you for showing up to lunch today.
我體驗了一把"內褲手提箱" Yeah, I got a little something called a, uh, suitcase wedgie, right?
我不知道你有沒有聽說過 I don't know if you've ever heard of it,
這是指有人像這樣拎起你的內褲 but it's when someone grabs your underwear like that
像拖著箱子一樣走過走廊 and holds you like a suitcase, walks you down the hallway.
這就是我內褲的殘骸 And this was my underwear.
惡心 Gross.
你說你會來的 You said you'd come.
是你說我會來 我從來沒說過我... You said I would come! I never said I was...
我是個超級英雄 老兄 I'm a superhero, dude!
你表現得真像個英雄呢 Well, you're acting real heroic.
今天大家給了你多少錢 How much people paying you today?
聽著 我現在責任重大 好嗎 Listen, I have serious responsibilities now, okay?
但沒關系 But that's cool
因為我可以肩負重擔 用我的... because I can carry that burden with my...
♪ 手 發出雷霆閃電的手 ♪ ♪ Hands! Lightning with my hands! ♪
9路車 第四街到沃爾納特街
天啊 Oh, man!
天哪 Holy moly.
別動 大家都別動 Don't move! Nobody move!
不 不 No, no!
不 不 不 穩住 穩住 穩住 No, no, no! Stay, stay! Stay! Stay, stay!
看起來真疼 That looked like it hurts.
是他 是那個超級英雄 It's him! It's that superhero guy!
幫幫我們 救救我們 Help us! Save us!
拜托 Come on!
拜托 有了 Come on... Yeah.
他在干什么 什么情況 What's he doing? What's going on?
不可能 No way.
不 不 拜托不要讓我這么做 Oh, no. Oh, no, no. Please don't make me do this.
天啊 這是史上最糟糕的主意 God, this is the worst idea ever!
我做到了 我做到了 I did it! I did it!
我接住了公交車 我接住了公交車 I got the bus! I got the bus.
大家都別動 Nobody move in there.
我得把它放下來 我得把它放下來 I gotta put this thing down. I gotta put this thing down.
不 不 不 狗狗 狗狗 你得走開 No, no, no, no. Doggy, doggy, you have to move.
走開 走開 Move! Move! Shoo! Shoo!
拜托做條乖狗狗 乖狗狗 Please be a good dog, good dog!
你現在是條壞狗狗 You're being a bad dog!
走 走 Go! Go!
拜托走開 拜托走開 Please go. Please move.
太好了 謝謝 謝謝 謝謝 Yes, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
謝謝 Thank you.
好了 不 不 Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, no.
我剛剛就在附近 所以我想... I was in the neighborhood, you know, so I thought...
-謝謝 -謝謝 - Thank you! - Thank you!
反正這也算是我的錯 You know, it was kind of my fault anyway.
看來費城提前收到了一份圣誕禮物 So, it seems Philadelphia has gotten an early Christmas present
就是屬于自己的超級英雄 in the form of its very own superhero.
直播結束 And we're out.
-非常感謝 -不客氣 - Thank you very much. - Oh, of course, yeah.
伙計 伙計 伙計 剛剛你看到了嗎 Dude! Dude, dude! Dude, did you see that?
看到了 你電擊了一輛公交車 Yeah. You electrocuted a bus
差點害死這些人 and almost killed these people.
然后我接住了它 And then I caught it!
弗萊迪 我空手接住了一輛公交車 Freddy, I caught a bus with my bare hands, man!
我接住公交車 就像別人接住球一樣 I caught a bus like people catch fly balls.
這是誰做的 是我 Like, who does that? I do that!
比利 你什么也沒做 Billy! You do nothing.
你跟人們自拍 讓他們給你錢 You take selfies and make people pay you.
算了吧 你這副模樣的時候 You know, forget it. I can't really
我真的沒辦法和你講話 talk to you when you look like this.
你只是希望能是你 You just wish it was you.
可不是嗎 No shit!
你覺得呢 如果能有你的能力我愿意付出一切 You think? I would kill to have what you have.
因為我做的一切都像是 Because everything I do is, like,
為了讓別人注意到我的絕望嘗試 some desperate attempt to get people to notice me.
為了讓別人不要同情我 To not feel sorry for me.
瞧瞧我 瞧瞧我 你真的注意到我了嗎 I mean, look at me! Look at me. Do you even see me?
因為大多數人都不會 因為他們不想注意到 'Cause most people don't. 'Cause they don't want to.
現在你也不想注意到了 And now you don't either.
你以為現在這樣是真實的你嗎 I mean, you think this is who you are?
比利 你才十四歲 I mean, Billy, you're 14,
現在你不比布雷爾兄弟好到哪里去 and now you're no better than the Breyers.
你有這么強大的力量 你卻把它 All this power, and all you did
用于賣弄炫耀和欺凌弱小 was turn into a show-off and a bully.
隨你怎么說 小鬼 Whatever, kid!
我想做什么就做什么 I do what I want!
而且我大概二十多歲吧 And I'm, like, mid-20s probably!
可能已經三十了 Maybe even, like, 30.
天選之子 Chosen one.
所謂的完美之人 The so-called perfect man.
至純之心 Pure of heart.
各方面完美無瑕 Flawless in every way.
是什么讓你配得上 What made you so worthy?
不好意思 請問有什么...有什么事嗎 I'm sorry, can I help... can I help...
你是想要簽名什么的嗎 Do you want an autograph or something?
把你的能力給我 Give me your power.
否則就去死 Or die.
我去 你是個壞蛋吧 Snap! You're, like, a bad guy, right?
好吧 好吧 在你繼續犯傻之前 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Look, before this gets really stupid for you,
你應該知道我基本上是無敵的 you should know that I'm basically invincible.
凡人的武器傷害不了我們 The weapons of man draw no blood from our kind.
我說了站住別動 I said, stop right there!
唯一能消滅魔法的 The only thing that extinguishes magic...
只有魔法 is magic.
是時候將你的能力轉交給我了 Time to transfer your power to me.
你沒想到這招吧 是不是 老爺爺 You did not see that one coming, did you, grandpa?
這就叫出陰招 Them's street rules.
好吧 好吧 好吧 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
我很抱歉 我很抱歉 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我不應該那樣打你的蛋蛋 I never should've punched you in the nuts like that.
那完全是我的錯 That was totally my bad.
我們可以談談 We can talk about this.
你求饒的樣子就像小孩 You grovel like a child.
因為我本來就是小孩 That's because I am one. I'm a kid!
你不想傷害小孩 對吧 You don't wanna hurt a kid, do you?
我相信我會飛 我相信我會飛 我會飛 I believe I can fly! I believe I can fly, I can fly!
弗萊迪說過如果我相信我會飛 我就會飛 Freddy said if I believe I can fly, then I can fly.
所以我相信 我相信 我相信 So I believe! I believe! I believe!
好吧 超人飛翔 Okay. Superman!
超人飛翔 是哪只胳膊來著 Superman! What arm is it?
為什么我飛不起來 Why am I not flying?
拜托 我不想死 Please, I don't wanna die!
我飄起來了 I'm floating!
剛剛怎么回事 What the hell was that?
我會飛 I can fly!
比利 Billy?
弗萊迪 我需要你的幫助 Freddy! I need your help!
你會飛 You can fly?
另一個人是誰 Who's the other guy?
圣誕老人 Santa!
圣誕老人
你和圣誕夫人夏天時都做什么 So, like, what do you and Mrs. Claus do in the summertime?
從某種意義上來說 Well, in some ways,
圣誕老人一直都陪著你 Santa is always here for you.
救命 救命 救命 Help! Help! Help!
救救圣誕老人 Help Santa!
圣誕老人需要幫助 救命 Santa needs help! Help!
有需要就叫我們 Give us a shout if you need us.
我要在這里休息一下 如果可以的話 I'm just gonna chill in here for a little while, if that's okay.
太瘋狂了 This is crazy.
太瘋狂了 你不一定要和這家伙戰斗 This is crazy. You don't have to fight this guy.
這不是你的職責 你可以逃跑 對嗎 This isn't your job. You can run, right?
對 你可以逃跑 太棒了 Yes, you can run. Awesome!
別過來 Get back!
給我走開 Just get away!
-我是蝙蝠俠 -干掉他 蝙蝠俠 - I'm Batman! - Get him, Batman!
抱歉 Sorry.
收藏版人偶
拜托 Come on!
沙贊 Shazam!
比利 Billy!
比利 你在哪兒 Billy, where are you?
比利 Billy!
你在哪兒 比利 Where are you, Billy?
新的超級英雄拯救費城公交乘客
比利 拜托 Billy, come on!
比利 他在哪兒 Billy. Where is he?
超級反派 Supervillain.
超級反派 超級反派 Supervillain! Supervillain!
更可怕 可怕得多 Worse. Much worse.
變異擬態動物 精神操縱者 Radioactive anthromorph? Psychic energy manipulator?
我不會讓你讀我的大腦 I won't let you read my mind.
我的大腦一片空白 你進不來 My mind is blank. You can't get in.
我不用讀你的大腦 I don't need to read your mind.
因為你會一五一十告訴我 Because you are going to tell me.
他在哪兒 Where is he?
天哪 親愛的 你沒事吧 Oh, my God, honey, are you okay?
-你沒事吧 -嗯 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
發生了什么 你受傷了嗎 What happened? Are you hurt?
快進來 Come inside.
我們得談談 We need to have a talk.
別對他太嚴厲 好嗎 Just don't be so hard on him, okay?
離家出走 撒謊 Running out on us! Lying!
然后我接到學校的電話 Then I get a call from the school,
告訴我你一直在翹課 telling me you've been cutting class!
還打架 Getting in fights!
比爾 這個人救了九個人 Bill, the man saved nine people.
那是不是... Is that...
費城的神秘英雄 他是誰
我對他的動機存疑 I'm questioning his motive.
弗萊迪怎么和超級英雄在一起 What's Freddy doing with a superhero?
或者說超級英雄怎么和弗萊迪在一起 Or what's a superhero doing with Freddy?
還記得吃晚飯的時候嗎 You remember dinner,
比利和弗萊迪爭執起來 when Billy and Freddy were arguing
就跟一對老夫妻似的 就像這樣 like an old married couple, like this?
救我的時候 他知道我住在兒童之家 When he rescued me, he knew I lived in a group home.
他知道我的名字 他叫我瑪麗 He knew my name. He called me Mary.
等等 你是說比利就是人力風暴嗎 Wait, are you saying Billy's the Human Power Storm?
是的 你們終于想明白了 Yes! You guys figured it out!
完全靠你們自己 我沒幫忙 All on your own. I didn't help.
-我沒違背任何承諾 -你早知道嗎 - I didn't break any promises. - You knew?
我是個好妹妹 I'm a good sister!
你是怎么想的 I mean, what were you thinking?
然后你還把弗萊迪也牽扯進來 And then you bring Freddy into it.
給他點空間 他有點沮喪 好嗎 Give him some space, guys. He's a little upset, okay?
比利 Billy?
你就是他 You're him.
你就是那個英雄 You're the hero.
現在不是了 所以... Yeah, well, not anymore, so...
我的筆記本怎么在你那兒 Why do you have my notebook?
尤金完成了你的搜尋 Eugene finished your search.
聽著 我不是黑客好嗎 Look, I'm not a hacker, okay?
但我玩過《看門狗》和《黑客精英》 But I have played Watch Dogs and Uplink.
均為黑客題材游戲
也許我學會了一些技巧 也許我用它們進入了 And maybe I did pick up a few skills, which maybe did get me into
大多數人進不了的聯邦數據庫 但是... federal databases most people can't get into, but...
你真厲害 但我要走了 Good for you, but I'm gonna go.
你父母名叫瑪麗蓮和C·C·巴特森 Your parents' names are Marilyn and C.C. Batson.
什么 What?
你出生在明尼蘇達州祖布羅塔 You were born in Zumbrota, Minnesota.
你三歲的時候他們離婚了 They divorced when you were three.
那年你媽媽搬來了這里 Your mom moved here that year.
二十個月之后 你走失了 Twenty months later, you got lost.
你一直沒找到他們 You never found them
因為你爸爸在佛羅里達州蹲了十年監獄 'cause your dad's been in prison in Florida for ten years.
而你媽媽... And your mom's...
怎么了 What?
她死了嗎 Is she dead?
她離這里只有兩站地鐵 She's two subway stops away.
什么 What?
你沒找到她 You know, you didn't find her
是因為她改回了娘家的姓 because she reverted to her maiden name.
比利 比利 Billy! Billy!
-維克托 去拿鑰匙 -拿了 - Victor, get the keys. - I got it.
孩子們 在這等著 也許比利會回來 Kids, stay here in case Billy comes back.
我是個寄養媽媽 你有什么超能力
來吧 進屋 走吧 Come on. Inside, let's go.
等等 我以為我們要去追比利 Wait. I thought we were running after Billy.
不 我們暫時在這里等著 No, we're gonna wait here for now.
比利 Billy?
弗萊迪 Freddy?
真是古色古香 How quaint.
算了 收回前言 Actually, I take that back.
真是個狗窩 What a shithole.
稍等 Just a second.
我已經上班遲到了 好嗎 Hey, look, I'm late for work already, all right?
我們不需要雜志什么的 We don't need any magazines or whatever.
-謝謝 -不 我不是賣雜志的 - Thanks, though. - Oh, I'm not.
你可能認不出我了 You probably don't recognize me...
但我找到回家的路了 but I found my way home.
媽媽 Mom.
是我 It's me.
天哪 Oh, God.
是你嗎 Is it?
等一下 Hang on.
門口是誰 Who's at the door?
是... It's, um...
誰都不是 特拉維斯 It's no one, Travis.
那不是爸爸 對吧 That wasn't Dad, was it?
對 No.
聽著 Listen, um...
真的是你啊 It's really you, huh?
我不是故意跑丟的 你明白對嗎 I didn't mean to run away. You know that, right?
我沒抓住你的手 但那是個意外 I let go, but it was by accident.
嗯 我明白 Yeah, no. I know, yeah.
我看到你了 I saw you.
什么 What?
之后我看到你了 I saw you after.
所以從來都不是你的錯 So, it was never your fault.
我那時才17歲 好嗎 Look, I was 17, okay?
我爸爸把我趕出來了 And my daddy kicked me out.
而你爸爸完全不想負責任 And your dad just decided not to be a part of anything.
我很痛苦 生活一團糟 And I was hurting, and I was screwed up.
-我想要那只老虎 -我知道 - I want the tiger. - I know.
我知道 親愛的 I know, honey,
但媽媽并不擅長這個 好嗎 but Mom's not exactly going pro here, okay?
比利 Billy?
比利 Billy!
比利 Billy?
老天 比利 這樣不好玩 Jesus Christ. Billy, this isn't funny!
來 小朋友 Here you go, buddy.
這樣你就能暖和點了 是不是 That should warm you up. Is that better?
當我看到你跟警察在一起的時候 Look, it's just once I saw you with the police,
我意識到他們能比我 I realized that they could do a better job
更好地照顧你 taking care of you than I ever will.
但你過得很好 是不是 But you're good, right?
你已經站穩腳跟了 I mean, you landed on your feet.
因為 你看起來真的很棒 Because, I mean, you look real good.
只是... It's just...
對我來說 現在時機不對 比爾 now is not a really good time for me, Bill.
我只是想讓你知道我過得很好 All I wanted to do is let you know I'm doing good,
但我得回我真正的家了 but I have to get back to my real family.
給 Here.
這是什么 What's this?
瑪麗蓮 外面怎么回事 Marilyn! What's goin' on out there?
你可能比我更需要它 You might need it more than me.
弗萊迪
弗萊迪 你說得對 抱歉我對你發火了 Freddy, you were right. I'm sorry I yelled at you.
回家吧 比利 回家 Come home, Billy. Come home.
比利 超級反派 超級反派 Billy! Supervillain! Supervillain!
沙贊 Shazam!
你是誰 你想要什么 Who are you? What do you want?
我想要什么 What do I want?
我想要... I want...
那個 That.
揍扁他 比利 Kick his ass, Billy!
對 比利 Yes, Billy.
那你就試試吧 Try it, by all means.
放他們走我就進去 Let them go and I'll come inside.
不 你先進來 No, first, you come inside,
然后也許我會放他們走 then maybe I'll let them go.
乖孩子 Good boy.
因為你只是個孩子 對嗎 Because that's all you are, isn't it?
你多大了 How old are you?
差不多十五歲了 Basically 15.
在我小時候 When I was a child,
那老頭跟我說我不夠優秀 the old man told me I wasn't good enough.
然而你出現了 一個懦夫 Yet here you are, a coward.
從我手下逃跑 而巫師卻選擇你 Run from me and the wizard chooses you?
你才不是英雄 You're not a hero.
但我會給你一個成為英雄的機會 But I'm gonna give you the opportunity to be one.
把繼承者的力量給我 Give me the power of the champion.
不 別聽他的 比利 No. Don't do it, Billy.
把力量交給我 我就放他們走 Give me the power and I'll let them go.
達拉 不 Darla, no.
別走 比利 Don't go, Billy.
-別走 比利 -達拉 過來 - Don't go, Billy. - Darla, come here.
不 我必須去 No, I have to.
好哥哥就會這樣做 對嗎 It's what a good brother would do. Right?
比利 Billy.
為了來這里 我用了一生的精力 I dedicated my life to getting here.
我掘地三尺 I scoured the earth.
沒人相信我 No one believed me.
沒人幫助我 No one helped.
沒有巫師 Not the wizard.
沒有家人 Not my family.
我只有我自己 I only had myself.
我明白 I get it.
我明白那種感覺 I get what that's like.
感覺在這世上孤身一人 Feeling like you're all alone in the world.
站起來 Stand.
感覺有一個東西 只要你能找到它 Feeling like there's that one thing, and if you could just find it,
你就會變得夠優秀 then you'd finally be good enough.
站起來 Stand.
繼承者的名字 The champion's name.
說出來 Say it.
無意冒犯 先生 Look, no offense, mister,
但我不認為這些東西真的在乎你 but I don't think these things have your best interest at heart.
別聽這孩子的話 Don't listen to this child.
拿起權杖 Take the staff.
握住它 說出繼承者的名字 Hold it and say the champion's name.
他們在利用你 They're using you.
你得認清這一點 他們在利用你 You have to see that, that they are using you.
說出你的名字 Say your name.
他的名字... His name...
是火花手指隊長 is Captain Sparklefingers.
我們要不斷地向你 And we're gonna keep throwing things
又大又丑的獨眼腦袋上砸東西 at your big, fat, ugly-eyed head,
直到你放我們的兄弟走 until you let our brother go.
幸好我沒把那個蝙蝠鏢賣掉 Boy, am I glad I didn't sell that Batarang.
-佩德羅 那是臺燈嗎 -這燈不好看 - Pedro, is that a lamp? - It's an ugly one.
快 快 快 Come on. Come on. Come on.
你們的好意我心領了 Guys, I appreciate the thought,
真的 但我覺得你們的武器幫不上忙 I really do, but I don't think your weapons are gonna help.
你們可以把它們丟掉了 You can put 'em down now.
剛剛門就在這里 The door was right here.
比利 我們怎么離開這里 Billy, how do we get outta here?
什么 你以為我知道 我不知道 What, you think I know? I don't know.
這邊走 This way!
快 快 快 跟著達拉 Go, go, go. Follow Darla.
干得漂亮 達拉 快 快 快 Good job, Darla. Go, go, go!
孩子們 Kids?
這門怎么開著 Why is this open?
弗萊迪 瑪麗 Freddy? Mary?
佩德羅 佩德羅 快 Pedro, Pedro, come on.
弗萊迪 弗萊迪 跟上 Freddy? Freddy, keep up.
達拉 在前面帶路 Darla, stay in front.
我們得快點 We gotta hurry.
這么多門 So many doors.
總有一扇門能出去 對嗎 One of these has to be a way out, right?
是啊 希望如此 Yeah, I would hope so.
不是這扇 Not this one.
好了 不要再開門了 Okay, no more doors.
大家都不要再開門了 Nobody open any more doors.
拜托 比利 我們該怎么辦 Come on, Billy. What are we gonna do?
達拉 我不知道 Darla, I don't know.
你肯定知道 努力想一想 Yes, you do. Just think.
你上次怎么出去的 How'd you get out last time?
上次 我在想地鐵 Last time, I thought about the subway,
然后就到地鐵上了 and I was on the subway.
好的 比利 那就努力想地鐵 Okay. Then, Billy, look, think about the subway.
想這里之外的任何地方 好嗎 Think about any place except for here, okay?
脫衣舞俱樂部 臀陷酒吧
免費辣雞翅
快 快 快 Come on, come on, come on.
你為什么要擋住我的眼睛 Why are you covering my eyes?
真的嗎 這就是你首先想到的地方 Really? This is the first place you think of? Wow!
不用謝我 You're welcome!
為什么我不能看里面的東西 Why can't I see what's inside?
你不到年齡 You are not old enough.
我夠大了 知道那里音樂很棒 Old enough to know that was great music.
我不喜歡 Not my thing.
弗萊迪呢 Where's Freddy?
你也是 辣椒醬 Yeah, you, too, Sriracha.
祝你圣誕快樂 Hey, have a holly jolly Christmas.
弗萊迪 你在做什么 Freddy! What are you doing?
-都是好人 -都是好人 - Nice people. - Nice people?
-拜托 -那是閃粉嗎 - Come on. - Is that glitter?
她們有閃粉 我能要點嗎 They have glitter! Can I get glitter?
不行 別跟她們要 No, not from them.
求你了 Please?
不行 No.
達拉 Darla.
快 快 快 大家快跑 Go, go, go. Everybody, go!
弗萊迪 弗萊迪 弗萊迪 Freddy? Freddy, Freddy.
一 二 三 上來 我們走 One, two, three. Up, up. Up we go.
冬季嘉年華
嘉年華 快 瑪麗 快 Carnival, go! Go, Mary, go.
快 佩德羅 快 Come on, Pedro. Come on.
不要跑 也不要慢慢走 自然就好 Don't run, but don't walk. Just be cool.
自然點 就像孩子們在嘉年華的正常表現 Act naturally, like kids naturally act in a carnival.
-他不會來這里找我們的 -是他嗎 - He's not gonna look for us here. - Is that him?
-天哪 -那是美國電長 - Oh, my God! - Dude, it's Zap-tain America!
-力量小子 -他是個模仿者 好嗎 - Power Boy! - He's an impersonator, okay?
對 我是個模仿者 我是假冒自己的 Yeah, I'm an impersonator! I'm a fake version of myself.
別拍照片 Don't take pictures.
沙贊 Shazam!
他去哪了 Where'd he go?
他還會隱形嗎 What, is he invisible now?
老天 我剛把口水吐到嬰兒身上了 Man, I just spit on a baby!
那是什么 Yo, what is that?
那個人是誰 Who is that guy?
繼承者 Champion.
你配不上這個名字 You don't deserve that name.
看到那個了嗎 上面那個 See that? Look at that up there!
躲在一群即將被你害死的無辜的人身后 Hiding behind innocent people who will now die.
因為內心深處你仍然是個害怕的小男孩 Because deep down you're still just a scared little boy.
不 No.
跑 快跑 Run! Run!
-我們要怎么辦 -抓住 - What do we do? - Just hold on!
-抓住什么 -護欄 白癡 - To what? - The bar, you idiot!
你想要我做英雄的 Well, you wanted me to be a hero.
你在開玩笑嗎 Are you kidding?
不行 老家伙在上面 Okay, no. Old guy's up there
身上還有好幾個精神實體 harboring multiple spiritual entities.
還有 他跟你有一樣的能力 Plus, he has the same powers as you.
還有 他知道自己在做什么 Plus, I mean, he knows what he's doing.
還有 你是我最好的朋友 Plus, I mean, you're my best friend.
我不想你去死 I don't want you to die.
如果超級英雄不能救自己的家人 If a superhero can't save his family,
那他就不算英雄 he's not much of a hero.
這個口頭禪還不錯 That was a decent catchphrase.
沙贊 Shazam!
現在我們再試一次 Now, let's try this again.
或者再試試這個 Or try that again!
比利 當心 Billy, look out!
激光眼 他有激光眼 Laser eyes! Guys, he's got laser eyes!
可惜你的準頭太爛了 Too bad your aim sucks balls!
那是他的力量基質 That's his power matrix.
他的什么 His what-what?
當那些惡魔離開他的眼睛 When the demon guys leave his eye,
他就會失去力量 he loses his powers.
所以蝙蝠鏢傷到了他 That's why the Batarang hurt him.
這邊 Over here!
等等 你要干什么 Wait. What are you doing?
相信我 分而治之 Trust me. Divide and conquer.
我們把那些惡行和他的眼睛分開 We separate the Sins from the eye,
他就只是個老頭 and he's just an old man.
把小雜種們抓起來 Gather the mutts.
快跑 Run!
達拉 不 Darla, no!
給你 拿著 Here. Take it.
拿著 送給你的 Take it. It's for you.
抱緊它 Hold it tight.
閉上眼睛 都會沒事的 Close your eyes. Everything's gonna be okay.
好嗎 Okay?
好 Okay.
沙贊 Shazam!
游戲時間結束了 小子 Playtime's over, boy.
你的朋友們幫不了你了 Your friends can't help you anymore.
沙贊 Shazam!
把戲不錯 Nice trick.
朗朗上口 Catchy.
簡單兩個字 One simple word.
我的把戲更好 I have a better trick.
四個字 Four words.
殺了女孩 Kill the little girl.
-達拉 不 -殺我吧 - Darla, no! - Take me instead!
住手 Stop!
比利 他眼睛里還有一個惡魔 Billy, there's one more demon guy in his eye!
你得把它從他臉上的洞里扯出來 You gotta just rip it out of his face hole!
那是他力量的來源 It's where he gets his power.
伸手啊 Reach for it.
你敢嗎 I dare you.
明智的決定 Wise decision.
把手放在權杖上 Hands on the staff.
比利 別照做 比利 Billy, don't do this. Billy!
-比利 -別照做 比利 - Billy. - Don't do it, Billy!
不要 Don't!
說出我的名字 Say my name
我才能把力量傳給你 so my power may flow through you.
我向你敞開心扉 比利·巴特森 I open my heart to you, Billy Batson.
這意味著 我選擇你作為繼承者 And in so doing, choose you as champion.
用你的心 釋放你最強大的力量 With your heart, unlock your greatest power.
我們兄弟姐妹的寶座正在等待 The thrones of our brothers and sisters await.
各就各位 All hands on deck.
說出我的名字 Say my name.
比利 Billy!
不是我的名字 不是 No, not my name. No.
是我一喊就變身成這樣的那個名字 Say the name that I say to turn into this guy.
沙贊 Shazam!
各位 Guys.
怎么回事 What's happening?
我會飛 I can fly!
各位 Guys.
瞧瞧這肌肉 Check out these guns.
不 這不可能 No. It's not possible.
哎呀 先生 抱歉我搶了你的拐杖 Gee-whiz, mister. Sorry I took your cane.
你想要回去嗎 Do you want it back?
各位 我不相信暴力 Guys, I don't believe in violence,
但我覺得我們應該狠狠揍他一頓 but I think we should kick this guy's butt, like, really hard.
各位 我覺得我能跑得特別 Guys, I think I can move really...
快 fast.
超高速 確認 Hyper-speed! Check!
比利 那只眼睛 Billy! The eye!
當心 Look out!
什么 What?
什么 老兄 What! Dude!
你差點把我炸了 You almost exploded me.
老兄 我研究過每一個 Dude, I've studied the fighting techniques
超級英雄的戰斗技巧 of every single superhero.
你有什么本事 What do you got?
好吧 嚇死人了 Well, that's terrifying.
游戲玩夠了 小子 Enough games, boy.
你以為一群孩子能... You think a pack of children can...
慢著 什么 Wait, what?
當我慢慢享用你的心臟時 You will beg for mercy
你會向我 as I feast on your heart...
求饒 slow.
你是在做邪惡反派的發言嗎 Are you making some big evil guy speech right now or something?
你離我差不多有一英里遠 You're, like, a mile away from me right now.
底下車水馬龍 There's cars and trucks.
我會讓整個世界臣服在我的掌控之下... I will have the world eating out of the palm of my hand...
我只看到嘴在動 什么也聽不到... All I see is mouth moving. I don't hear any...
只有我有能力釋放... Only I have the power to unleash...
隨便吧 去他的 Whatever. Screw it.
天啊 那些人 Oh, my gosh. Those people!
我接住你了 I caught you.
我能行 我能行 I got it. I got it.
天哪 我真能行 Oh, my God. I do got it.
說來你一定不信 You're not gonna believe this,
不過你是我戰斗的第一個反派 but you're actually the first villain I've ever fought.
這對我來說可是件大事 It's kind of a huge deal for me.
救命啊 Somebody help!
真的是你 It's really you.
我叫達拉 我今年特別乖 My name is Darla, and I've been really good.
什么 What?
糟糕 Oh, crap.
不不不不不不 No, no, no. No, no. No!
不不不 No! No, no.
天啊 Oh, my God!
他是在內褲手提箱我們嗎 Is he giving us suitcase wedgies?
這其實是七宗罪 對吧 So this is, like, the Seven Deadly Sins, right?
我向來不擅長數學 I mean, I've never been great at math,
但那個狂暴的大塊頭 是暴怒對吧 but, uh, the big, angry one, that's Wrath, yeah?
然后暴食也很明顯 And then Gluttony, obvi.
還有傲慢 貪婪 懶惰和色欲 Pride, Greed, Sloth, Lust,
不過說實話 我以為色欲會更性感呢 who I thought was gonna be way hotter, if I'm being honest.
但這才六個 幸運的第七個呢 But that's only six. Where's lucky number seven?
那個小家伙呢 嫉妒在哪兒 Where's little man? Where's Envy?
是因為我和我家人太贊了 他害怕了嗎 Is he just scared of me and my family because we're so awesome?
這我能理解 Because I get that.
其他的惡行 他們都能出來戰斗 Like, the other sins, they get to come out and fight
因為他們又壯又強又可怕 because they're big and strong and scary.
可是嫉妒... But Envy...
他只是個小矮子 he's just the runt.
所以其他的惡行從來都不邀請他出來玩 伙計 And that's why all the other sins never invite him out to play, man.
因為他們知道誰會贏 Because they all know who'd win.
贏的一定不會是軟弱無能丑陋的嫉妒 And it's not weak, worthless, ugly Envy.
逮到你了 Gotcha.
沙贊 Shazam!
準備好去圍捕你的伙伴們了嗎 Ready to go round up your buddies?
不 不 No. No!
力量是這樣的 Here's the thing about power.
如果無人與你分享 那要力量還有什么用 What good's power, if you got nobody to share it with?
-干得漂亮 -看吧 - Nice. - Ta-da!
-太惡心了 -一擊必殺 - That's disgusting. - Fatality.
聽我的聲音 I got the voice.
說什么 What's that?
我能擁有我想要的一切 I can have anything I've ever wanted?
比利 Billy.
-不不不 -停下 - No, no, no! - Stop it!
-別看那東西 -比利 不要啊 - Don't look at that! - Billy, don't do it!
-你們真該聽聽自己的反應 -一點都不好笑 - You should hear yourselves! - Not funny.
怎么 你們以為我會把惡魔球塞進腦袋里嗎 What, you think I'm gonna put a demon ball in my head?
太惡心了 That's disgusting.
-一點都不好笑 -挺好笑的 騙到我了 - Not funny. - That's pretty funny. You got me going.
-騙到我了 -各位 各位 - You got me going. - Guys, guys.
怎么了 What?
好耶 我們成功了 All right, we did it!
好耶 我們成功了 All right, yeah! We did it!
你們都安全了 沒有危險了 You guys are all safe. There's no more danger anymore.
我們沒事 沒事了 好耶 好耶 We're fine. It's okay. All right, all right, all right.
我們沒事 We're good.
你確定這樣能行嗎 You sure this is gonna work?
我就說吧 Told ya.
你們知道這是什么地方吧 You guys know what this place is, right?
一個有惡魔雕像的黑暗陰森的洞穴 A dark, haunted cave with demon statues.
好吧 是的 但也是... Well, yes, but also...
據點 我們有據點了 Lair! We got a lair!
-據點 -對 - Lair. - Yeah.
你說得對 No, you right.
我們有據點了 We got a lair.
據點是什么 What's a lair?
多虧了六名超級英雄 And thanks to six superheroes,
寒冷費城 冬季嘉年華
市民們安全地回到家中 citizens are back in their homes,
與家人團聚 safe again with their families.
這里有一位目擊者描述事件... And here with an eyewitness account of the events...
太他媽瘋狂了 伙計 It was fucking crazy, man!
來自地獄的生物 Creatures from fucking hell!
閃電從每個人的身上冒出來 Lightning coming out of everyone's fucking everything!
太他媽的酷了 伙計 And that is motherfucking cool, man!
成為超級英雄的第一天 So, first day as a superhero.
自動成為史上最佳的一天 Automatic top spot for best ever.
我是打破面條天花板的男人[第一個亞裔英雄] The man shattered the glass noodle ceiling.
-不 這是種族歧視 -我說就不算是 - No. That's racist. - Not if I say it.
各位 Guys.
各就各位 All hands on deck.
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
等等 Wait.
感謝您賜予我們食物 Thank you for this food.
感謝您賜予我們今日 Thank you for this day.
感謝您賜予我們家人 Thank you for this family.
也許這次我會留下來 I thought maybe this time I'd stay.
我是說 畢竟 I mean, after all,
我回家了 I'm home.
他最好別坐我們桌 He better not sit at our table.
沒戲 Nope!
好吧 Okay.
你干什么呢 What are you doing?
成為英雄 別當惡霸
在等想象中的好朋友出現嗎 Waiting for your imaginary BFF to show up?
你們來這干什么 What are you guys doing here?
我們要和你一起吃午餐 Well, we're having lunch with you.
但你們的午餐時間不同 But you guys have different lunch periods.
我們做了一個很特別的安排 Well, we made a very special arrangement.
-達拉 什么情況 -為什么要問我 - Darla, what's going on? - Why are you asking me?
弗萊迪·弗里曼 Freddy Freeman.
這家伙 This guy
教會了我超級英雄需要知道的一切 taught me everything I know about being a dope superhero.
真實故事 你們應該尋求他的指點 True story. You should get some pointers from him.
你怎么樣 我全世界最好的朋友 What's going on, my best bud in the whole world?
以及我第一次見到但看起來很酷的孩子們 And also new kids that I'm meeting for the first time but seem very cool?
我邀請了另一位朋友 希望你不介意 I invited another friend. I hope that's okay.
弗萊迪的筆記本
便利店
今日 沙贊自拍
海王自拍
軟蛋超人
阿爾弗萊德
畢業舞會
前景不理想
雷霆沙贊！
太陽神 Sun of Ra.
銜尾蛇 Ouroboros.
所羅門之 Solomon's...
結 knot.
不 不 No! No!
原始的符號 Primitive symbols.
你們這些會走會說的猴子和你們的洞穴壁畫 You walking, talking monkeys with your cave drawings.
你認為獲得魔法只有一種途徑 You assume there's only one way to gain magic.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
途徑多得超出想象 There are more ways than a mind can imagine.
上帝在上 怎么回事 What in God's name?
上帝得聽我的 博士 而不是反過來 I name the gods, Doctor. Not the other way around.
冥思螨 擁有精神控制能力
我們在一起會多開心啊 Oh, what fun we're going to have together.
七界即將成為我們的囊中之物 The Seven Realms are about to be ours.
雷霆沙贊！
別太自責 伙計 Don't beat yourself up, buddy.
你會找到伴侶的 You're gonna find someone.
對 我很確定 Yeah, I'm sure.
因為海里的魚多了去了[天涯何處無芳草] Because there's plenty of fish in the sea.
當然不是真的 我不能和魚說話 Of course it's not real. I can't talk to fish.
和魚心靈感應交流 測試一
即使我能 Even if I could,
這個能力有什么酷炫的應用嗎 說真的 I mean, honestly, what could we do with that that's cool?
不好說 比如指揮一支數十億的海洋大軍呢 I don't know, maybe command an army of billions in the ocean.
對哦 不過也沒有很酷炫啦 Oh, yeah. Well, that's not that cool.