大帝 第一季第一集
我昨晚偷听我父亲说话了 I overheard my father talking last night.
他说你父亲是个笨蛋 He said your father is a fool,
你们几乎没有钱 that you have practically no money,
而且你们很快就要失去一切 and that you'll soon lose everything.
我觉得他说的不对 我们昨晚吃草莓了 I don't think that's true. We had strawberries last night.
-所以呢 -草莓是很贵的水果 - So? - They are an expensive fruit,
我总觉得草莓就等同于乐观与幸福 and I always equate them with optimism and happiness.
-天啊 你真是个小孩子 -才怪 - God, you are a child. - Not true.
我要结婚了 I am to be married!
谁会想娶你 Who would marry you?
那个疯子知道你的家庭情况吗 Does this crazy man know your family situation?
-知道你们一无所有吗 -他不在乎这些 - That you have nothing? - He cares not for such matters.
彼得沙皇和我在乎的都是更高层次的事情 Emperor Peter and I are about finer things.
彼得沙皇 Emperor Peter?
俄罗斯的 Of Russia?
没错 Yep.
俄罗斯 Russia.
我要成为俄罗斯的皇后了 安吉莉 I am to be empress of Russia, Angeline.
这真是太完美了 不是吗 Isn't that so... completely right?
-不 -是的 - No! - Yes.
-不 -是的 - No. - Yes!
不 No.
是的[俄语] Da.
不[俄语] Nyet.
他们那有熊 They have bears.
也许我会养一只 I may get one.
它们看起来很可爱 They look cute.
俄罗斯
开门 Door!
沙皇 Emperor.
你的肖像画里更高一点 You look taller in your portrait.
把她送回去 给我找个高一点的 Send her back. Get me a tall one.
精彩 精彩 Rich. Rich.
知道我刚刚在干什么吗 See what I did, then?
我在开玩笑 开玩笑 I'm kidding. Kidding.
我明白了 非常有意思 Oh, I see. Um, very amusing.
彼得沙皇 Emperor Peter,
我要向你呈上云杉的分支 I present this branch of spruce.
云杉是常青树 It is an evergreen,
我希望它能成为我们对彼此感情的象征 and I hope it will be a symbol of our feelings for each other,
我们会白头偕老 恩爱一生 that we will be constant and caring all our lives.
她给了我一根树枝 她不会也是近亲婚配的吧 She gave me a twig. She's not another inbred, is she?
他们没提过 It wasn't mentioned.
我向你保证 我头脑清楚 陛下 I assure you, I am of sound mind, sir.
我想要感谢你的来信 I wanted to thank you for your letter.
充满高尚 诗意的情操 Noble, poetic sentiments.
温暖了我的内心 It, it warmed my heart.
我也和你一样希望着 I, too, wish the same as you.
我们的爱会从小小的火种 That our love will grow from a small ember
成长为能温暖整个国度的熊熊烈火 to a blaze that will warm a whole kingdom.
-我写了封信 -我们是写了些东西 - I wrote a letter? - We threw a little something together.
是吗 你喜欢那封信 这太好了 How about that? Well, you liked it, so that's grand.
-欢迎 -希望我能让你快乐 - Welcome. - I hope I will make you happy.
你很完美 You're perfect.
我需要一位来自贵族阶级的皇后 I need an empress who's from aristocracy,
但不能太有权势 或者插手过多朝事 but not from a family that is powerful or a player.
你们家显然已经完蛋了 Your family, apparently, are fucked.
你闻起来很奇怪 你一直这样吗 You smell funny. Is that usual?
-我...舟车劳顿 -希望只是因为这个 - I... I have been traveling. - Let's hope that's it.
婚礼在七点举行 Wedding's at seven.
大主教萨姆撒会教你怎么做的 Archbishop Samsa will now give you instructions.
天 你真可爱 我得回到妓女那去了 Boy, you're cute. I have to get back to my whores.
是马 马[音似] Horses. Horses.
我要去骑马了 Going riding. Hmm.
他看起来很可爱 He seems lovely.
很显然 我们之间可能有一些文化差异问题 Obviously some cultural issues may be at play,
但我很快就会习惯 我们会情比金坚 but I will soon get used to that and we will be as one.
你真是乐观得可爱 Hmm. Aren't you gorgeously optimistic?
大家都这么说 我相信乐观是最好的处世之道 It has been said. I believe there's no other way to be.
没错 你与我们的上帝关系是否融洽 Indeed. And how is your relationship with the Lord our God?
我们的关系很好 We've had no trouble.
你一定得允许我成为你的精神导师 You must allow me to be a spiritual mentor to you,
我是被上帝选择的向导 a guide touched by God.
当然 谢谢你 Of course. Thank you.
这是玛丽埃尔 她是你的女仆 This is Marial. She'll be your girl.
皇后陛下 Empress.
现在 我得检查一下你是否是完璧 I now need to find out if you're intact.
什么意思 I'm sorry?
检查你内部的障壁是否被破坏了 Whether your interior wall has been breached.
你说的到底是什么壁 What wall are we talking about?
-我的 -这是规矩 - My... - It is the way of things,
皇室的传统 a tradition for royalty.
躺下 Lay down.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
皇后陛下 Empress.
这是巴黎来的最新款耳环 It is the latest from Paris.
你一定是认出来了吧 You recognize it, no doubt?
我没有 但是 I do not, but...
我觉得很特别 I recognize it as... special.
将军 不要再盯着皇后看了 General, stop staring at the empress.
这会引起沙皇注意的 It will attract his attention.
她容光焕发 She is a vision of radiance.
-我一定要去自我介绍 -坏主意 - I must make my introduction. - Bad idea.
这鸭子真是太好吃了 你不觉得吗 This fucking duck is delicious. Do you not find?
的确 Indeed.
-尝过这么好吃的鸭子吗 阿奇 -没有 - Ever eaten duck as good as this, Archie? - I have not.
尝过屄吗 Ever eaten pussy?
-没有 -上帝真是太残忍了 - I have not. - Oh, God is a cruel master.
皇后 这位是维勒门托夫 Empress, this is Velementov,
率领我的军队与瑞士人作战的将军 my general in charge of our war on the Swedes.
我在途中见到过士兵 I saw soldiers on the road on my trip.
他们看上去高兴吗 Oh. Did they look happy?
他们零零散散 好像都受伤了 They seemed scattered and badly wounded.
该死 也许我们输了 维勒门托夫 你个混蛋 Oh shit, maybe we lost. Velementov, you horse's bitch.
陛下 我们还未从前线收到确切的消息 Sir, I have heard no definitive report from the front.
然后 本来应该派个骑兵... However, a rider who is expected--
继续 继续 Go on! Go on!
你太漂亮了 You are so beautiful.
好像太阳飘进了宫中并喷发出火焰 It's like the sun has floated into our court and exploded.
-谢谢 -我是伊丽莎白姨妈 - Thank you. - I am Aunt Elizabeth,
是他过世已久的母后的小妹妹 much younger sister to his dear, long-departed mother.
你可以叫我白 You may call me Bet.
没有别人这么叫我 No one else may call me that.
其实 有人叫 不多 现在加上你 Oh, well, some do, a few, and now you.
认识你真是太好了 It is wonderful to meet you.
对他温柔一点 他内心很柔弱的 Be kind to him. He's a delicate soul.
好啊 Huzzah!
今天我很想我母后 I miss my mother today.
她会多高兴啊 How she would have loved this.
她曾是俄罗斯上一任皇后 She was the last empress of Russia.
好 Huzzah!
但敬我新婚妻子一杯 But a toast to my new wife,
俄罗斯的新皇后 the new empress of Russia!
好啊 Huzzah!
-我很... -不 你不要讲话 亲爱的 - It is a-- - No, you don't talk, my love.
好吧 Oh. Of course.
为我新婚妻子准备的结婚礼物好像好了 So, a wedding gift for my new wife seems in order.
希望你喜欢 I hope you like it.
谢谢 Thank you.
-好啊 -好啊 - Huzzah! - Huzzah!
我们喝酒 Let us drink!
喝酒 喝酒 Drink! Drink!
陛下 您其它的衣服呢 Madam, where are the rest of your clothes?
肯定在什么地方放着呢 Oh, they're somewhere, I'm sure.
我 一个结了婚的女人 Me, a married woman,
我多么梦想着这一天啊 how I dreamt of this.
恭喜您 Congratulations.
我和你讲过熊了吗 And did I tell you about the bear?
您讲过了 不过再讲一遍我也愿意听 You did, but I am happy to hear it again.
我曾梦见过...我曾幻想过熊 I once dreamed of-- well, I had a vision of a bear,
熊拥抱了我 我的心都燃烧起来了 and the bear embraced me, and my heart was aflame.
从那一刻起 我就知道我会拥有伟大的爱情 And from that moment, I always knew I'd have a great love.
陛下 恕我直言 Um, madam, if I may speak.
您知道... You do know, um... uh...
今晚您准备好了吗 你知道会怎么样的吧 Are you ready for tonight? You do know what to expect?
你把我想得太天真了 You suppose me more naive than I am.
我母亲都和我讲过了 My mother has explained everything.
她讲了 She has?
男人温柔地抚摸你 The man caresses you softly,
双唇紧紧贴着你 pressing his lips to yours.
你的乳房和皮肤都被唤醒 Your breasts and skin awaken
因为阵阵袭来的愉悦而颤抖 and shiver with palpitating joy.
你的两腿之间因为渴望而悸动潮湿 Between your legs quivers and moistens with longing.
他进入到你身体 你们合二为一 He enters you and you become one.
你们的身体相接 你们的心灵融合 Your bodies meld, your souls mesh.
随着你被感觉所主宰 As a sensation takes hold of you,
你坠入无尽夜空 上面点缀着最明亮的星星 you fall into a black sky filled with the shiniest of stars.
你在愉悦中起伏 You float for a time in ecstasy,
然后阵阵快感把你拉回到你的身体里 before waves of pleasure push and pull you back into your body.
你的身体发出低吟 有时是啼叫 Your body ushers forth yelps, and sometimes song,
然后他和你在身体深处爆发 before he and you explode within,
一起瘫软 精疲力竭而和谐为一 collapsing together, spent and unified.
然后 你们一起躺着 Then, you lay together,
轻轻地笑着 laughing softly,
有时也会因美妙的快乐而哭泣 weeping occasionally with ecstatic joy,
最后 他拥你在怀 and finally, he wraps his arms around you,
在你耳边呢喃着浪漫的诗章 whispers poetry softly into your ear,
于是你坠入了... 甜美的梦乡 and you fall into a... delicious sleep.
对 差不多吧 Yep, that's pretty much it.
-格里戈尔 -他来了 - Grigor? - It's him.
祝你好运 Good luck.
嗯 鸭子 Hmm? Ducks?
他是说 这样就可以把鸭子引到你那 He was saying it will bring the ducks to you,
而不需要你去找它们 instead of you having to find them.
我最亲爱的彼得 My dearest Peter.
可他就吹了这招唤鸭子的东西 But then he does it, he blows this caller.
我才不相信呢 然后呢... 皇后 I don't believe it, and then-- Empress.
他妈的鸭子们从四面八方跑过来了 The fucking ducks come from everywhere,
可不是四五只 而有50只 but not like four or five, like, 50.
-太热闹了 -很有意思 到处是鸭子 - That's hilarious. - Truly comical. Fucking ducks everywhere,
我们就四散开找隐蔽的地方 and we all just started running for cover.
拼命开枪 Firing like crazy,
鸭子往地上掉 人们大呼小叫 ducks are dropping, people are screaming.
-我真想见识见识 -我们再让他搞一次 - Oh, I'd love to see it. - Well, we'll get him to do it again.
不 不过这次 我们... No, but this time, we will--
我们从阳台上看 对我们没危险 We'll watch from the balcony, no danger to us.
好极了 Marvelous.
希望我的种子找到了地方 Let us hope my seed has found purchase.
晚安 皇后 Have a pleasant evening, Empress.
格里戈尔 我们去喝点基辅来的新伏特加吧 Grigor, shall we crack that new vodka from Kiev?
好啊 Huzzah.
1 爱彼得
爱彼得 Love Peter.
2 让他也爱我
让他也爱我 Make him love me.
3 了解这里的文化和教育
了解这里的文化和教育 Find culture and education here.
您还好吗 皇后 Are you all right, Empress?
非常好 Quite fabulous.
昨晚还...好吗 如您想象的那般吗 Last night was all... all right? As you'd imagined?
说实话 挺快的 To be honest, it was brief.
早完早解脱 Brief is often a relief.
而且不完全是...我想象的样子 And not as much... as I had imagined.
对不起 因为我本想要提箱你的 I'm sorry, 'cause I had thought of warning you.
没用的 我充满了浪漫的想法 It is possible I had an overly romantic view of its unfolding.
我就是这样的 I do that.
您不是第一个这样的女人 Well, you would not be the first.
事实上 我们并不认识 The truth is, we do not know each other.
我们的爱是个火种 Our love is an ember,
一颗小火星 a mere spark,
我必须用尽全力去吹 and I must blow on it with the full force of my lungs,
才能把它变成炙热的火焰 so that it bursts into passionate flames.
是啊 Right.
您是在这里还是去花园用早餐 Shall you breakfast here or in the garden?
我要和我丈夫共进早餐 I will breakfast with my husband.
在哪 Where's that?
不要打扰我 我会把你的喉咙割断的 I am not to be disturbed. I will cut your throat.
我更希望你亲吻它 亲爱的丈夫 I'd rather you kiss it, dear husband.
你好 Oh, hello.
你来干什么 What do you want?
女佣 Maid!
给陛下拿两个生鸡蛋 Bring the emperor two raw eggs,
番茄汁 盐 胡椒和一小杯伏特加 tomato juice, salt, pepper, and a jigger of vodka.
-摇匀再倒进玻璃杯里 -不 - Shake and pour it into a glass. - No.
我早上不想被人打扰 I like to be alone in the morning.
你以前当然这样想 但现在 I'm sure you did, but now,
我们可以一起用积极的态度 we shall greet the day together,
和无畏的心来迎接新的一天 with sunny dispositions and fearless hearts.
早上好 小狗 Mm. Hello, dog.
我父亲以前喜欢喝得酩酊大醉 My father liked to imbibe heavily.
这是他解决早晨宿醉的方法 This was his solution to the morning troubles.
加伏特加了吗 It has vodka in it?
太好了 Huzzah!
我喜欢 感觉好多了 你是个女巫 I like it. Yes, that's better. You are a witch.
-你肯定摔碎过很多杯子 -我想是的 - You must break a lot of glasses. - Yes, I suppose we do.
来 Come.
我们今天可以去野餐吗 Shall we perhaps picnic today?
这是母亲 This is Mother.
我不想掩埋她 I would not bury her.
我忍受不了永远无法相见的哀思 I could not bear the thought of never seeing her.
她很美 Oh. She is pretty.
母亲 这是凯瑟琳 Mother, this is Catherine.
我很荣幸 It is my honor.
她犹如女神 超凡脱俗 坚不可摧 She was a goddess. Extraordinary. Powerful.
无人能及 No one like her.
奇怪的是 每次她在我身边时 我会走不动路 Strangely, I felt paralyzed whenever she was around.
应该有人研究男性和他的母亲之间的反应 Someone should work out what goes on between a chap and his mother.
应该会日进斗金 There'd be money in that.
我想是的 I suppose so.
好了 这边结束了 Right. That's done.
-我们现在去哪里 -我要办男人的事情 - Where shall we go now? - I have men's things.
-格奥尔基娜·德莫夫夫人 -陛下 - Madame Georgina Dymov. - Emperor.
带皇后去见别的女士 可以聊聊帽子 Take the empress to the other ladies, and speak of hats.
好的 Of course.
有个妻子可能确实是件好事 It may indeed be pleasant to have a wife.
没错 的确很不错 Yes. It is pleasant.
维勒门托夫 过来 你个游手好闲的胖子 Velementov, come here, you fat fuck!
过来 Come here!
我们走 Let us walk.
他是个捉摸不定的男人 He is a mercurial fellow.
我觉得他很有心思 Deep of heart, I feel.
是个特有趣的逗乐小丑 A curious jester.
你真是像糖一样甜 How sweet you are.
感觉把你放进嘴里你就会化了 I could put you in my mouth and you would dissolve.
那就别这么做 因为我现在很高兴 Then do not, for I am too happy.
我会成为你最亲的好友和帮手 I will be your dearest friend and confidante.
你会需要这样的朋友 You will need one.
这里大多数女人 Most of the women
嘴巴都和九尾鞭一样厉害 have tongues in the shape of a cat-o'-nine-tails.
是皇后 皇后 Oh, Empress! Empress.
皇后 Oh, Empress!
恭喜 Congratulations!
帽子刚刚从巴黎流行到这里 Hats have just arrived from Paris.
你一定知道很多最新的款式 You must know all the latest.
帽子吗 On... hats?
我向来对帽子提不起兴趣 I've never been much interested in hats.
但是 你们中有人读了卢梭最近的作品么 However, have any of you read the latest Rousseau,
《社会契约论》吗 The Social Contract?
如果你们喜欢 我这里有手抄本 I have a copy if you would like.
一个活跃气氛的小玩笑 真好 A delightful jest. Bravo.
我们不能读书 We cannot read.
-你们都不行吗 -这 不合礼制 - None of you? - It is... not done.
-有点枯燥 -还很浪费时间 - And seems dull. - And time-consuming.
不管这个 说点更有趣的 Anyways, more interestingly,
多斯托耶夫上尉经常会去找莲卡 Captain Dostovey is seeing Lenka.
那很好 That is nice.
是的 除非你是他的妻子 It is, unless you're his wife.
外面放好香槟了 Oh, there is champagne being set outside.
我们去玩草地滚球么 Shall we roll balls on the lawn?
现在该干什么 What happens now?
他们会把球拿回来 然后我们再扔出去 Well, they bring them back up, and then we do it all again.
原来如此 I see.
-多久 -一下午 - For how long? - All afternoon.
皇后陛下 Empress.
你看起来累了 需要我护送你回房吗 You seem tired. Might I escort you to your apartments?
确实 Indeed.
好的 I am.
玛丽埃尔 你僭越了 Marial, you speak out of turn.
你必须要等皇后 You must wait for the empress
或者其他贵族女士允许你说话 or one of the ladies of court to address you.
你不能直接插嘴 You cannot just speak.
你想拔掉我的下等舌头 斯芬斯卡夫人 You may rip my tongue from my foolish body, dear Lady Svenska,
或者只是想试探一下 看看有什么后果 or try to, and we shall see what develops from there.
摆正你的位置 玛丽埃尔 Remember your place, Marial.
抱歉 各位夫人 有的时候 My apologies, ladies. Sometimes I...
我会忘记自己的身份 forget who I am.
必要的时候 我们有权 Well, we are within our rights
用鞭子让你记起自己的身份 to whip you to remind you if needs be.
-有点伤人 -玛丽埃尔已经道歉 - A bit harsh. - Marial has apologized,
我们也已经清楚各自的身份 and we are all reminded of where we stand.
她迟早会适应的 In time, she will adjust.
皇后陛下 你需要玛丽埃尔护送你回房吗 Empress, would you like Marial to escort you to your apartments?
是的 Indeed.
我们晚点见 Perhaps I shall see you later.
这就是最美好之处了 亲爱的 That is the beautiful thing, my dear.
现在开始你每天都能见到我们 You will see us every day now.
她们不会念书 They do not read.
所以才会这么残忍和乏味 No wonder they're cruel and vapid.
-我们应该同情她们 -不可能 - We must feel for them. - It is impossible.
你不想解释一下刚刚草坪上的争论吗 Do you wish to explain the exchange on the lawn?
不想 Not particularly.
说吧 Do it anyway.
我也曾是那些贵族淑女中的一员 直到最近 I was, until recently, a lady of the court.
我的父亲惹怒了陛下 My father fucked with the emperor,
所以他把我们都贬为仆从 and so he made us all servants.
为了羞辱你们么 To humiliate you?
算他一反常态的聪明之处 It was uncharacteristically clever of him.
对群臣来说是杀鸡儆猴 警告他们 It serves as a standing warning to all the court,
可能明天醒来就得去铲屎了 you could wake up tomorrow shoveling shit.
太悲哀了 That's sad.
那你最好小心点 You best be careful, then.
不幸的是 我天生不会小心 It is unfortunately not part of my nature.
如果你是个仆人 你天生如何并不重要 If you are a servant, your nature's not relevant,
而你的傲慢会让你挨打 and your insolence will get you beaten.
我不希望这种事发生 I don't want that.
有道理 我试试 It is well put. I shall try.
-你这个人 我非常喜欢 -我也喜欢你 - You, I like, very much. - And I, you.
内心深处 你依然是个淑女 Inside, you are still a lady,
虽然是个愤怒的淑女 albeit an angry one.
-丈夫 -妻子 - Husband. - Wife?
好 Huzzah.
停下来 往边上去 Stop that. Move over.
过来 皇后 Come, Empress.
加入我们 会很好玩的 And join us. It'll be romping good fun.
他妈的快点 Oh, for fuck's sake.
别那么无趣 跟乡下人一样拘礼 Do not be boring and have a peasant's morality.
别用母亲的眼光看我 鄙视又受伤 And do not look at me as Mother would: disdainful and hurt.
我他妈受不了 I will not fucking stand for it.
我要你上床来 好吗 I want you in this bed. Please?
来吧 取悦你的丈夫 Please, make your husband happy.
你来不就是为了这个吗 Is that not what you came here to do?
快点 Come on.
抱歉 我是格里戈尔 Oh. Sorry, um... Grigor.
婚礼上我们见过面 We met at the wedding.
-她是你妻子 -是 - She is your wife. - Yes.
而他是我的皇帝 我爱戴他 And he is my emperor, and I love him.
所以 就是这样 So, that is... that.
但分享自己的爱人不痛苦吗 Is it not hard, though, to share?
婚姻中有各种痛苦 Marriage is a struggle on a number of levels.
我开始意识到了 I'm beginning to see that.
如果你看到一只兔子 指给我但别喊出声 If you spy a rabbit, point but do not yell.
领导如此重要的国家一定要承担 It must be an enormous responsibility and honor
巨大的责任和荣誉吧 to lead a country of such import.
其实没那么难 It's actually not that hard.
那些决定一定有难度 The decisions must weigh heavy.
不 并非如此 我生下来就要统治 No. Not really. I was born to rule.
兔子 Rabbit!
该死 Damn!
我希望能帮助俄国 让它富强伟大 I would like to be useful to Russia, to help its greatness.
你将给我生下子嗣 没有别的了 You will bear my heirs. There is no higher use.
你受到了祝福 You are blessed.
-你怀孕了吗 -还没有 - Are you with child yet? - I am not.
我毕竟尽快再射到你的身体里 I must empty myself into you again soon.
兔子 Rabbit.
该死的 Damn!
我想 也许我能帮助这里的教育 I thought perhaps I could help in education.
法国出现了很多新思想 There's an explosion of ideas in France.
基辅出现了很多梅毒患者 And an explosion of syphilis in Kiev.
什么 What?
是个笑话 你可真迟钝 It is a joke. You are slow of mind and wit.
绅士们 我刚说基辅出现了很多梅毒患者 Gents, I said there is an explosion of syphilis in Kiev.
你跟淑女们玩滚彩球的游戏了吗 Did you roll colored balls with the ladies?
-玩了一会儿 -是个百灵鸟 真有趣 - Mm. Briefly. - It is a lark. What fun.
实际上 我们在像欧洲一样进步 We are, in fact, modernizing in a European way.
我禁止五十岁以下的男人留胡子 会更好看 I have banned beards in men under 50. It is a better look.
俄国人的大胡子看起来像他们在吃一条海狸 The big Russian beards look like men are eating a whole beaver,
太不雅观了 and it will not do.
胡子 是的 确实是 Beards. Yes, indeed.
我想问问 我能资助建设一所小型学校吗 My question is, can I fund a small school?
那会让你不再说无聊的事情吗 Will it stop you talking about dull things?
我当然是在开玩笑 算是吧 And I jest, of course. Sort of.
-会的 -如果你开心 那就去做吧 - It will. - If it makes you happy, you may do it.
钱的事找贝蒂娜 Talk to Bettina for funds.
-我们喝酒吧 -好的 好啊 - Let us drink. - Yes! Huzzah!
好啊 Huzzah!
现在 开始战斗 Now let us fight.
-来 回击 胖子 -别动 - Come on. Fight back, fatso! - And stay!
打我 Hit me!
终于 军队里有人会战斗了 也是时候了 Finally, some fight in the military. About fucking time.
精彩 精彩 Oh, Rich. Rich.
彼得 彼得 彼得 Peter! Peter! Peter!
兔子 Rabbit.
我们会粉刷一遍 We will paint it.
弄得亮堂点 Brighten it up.
再从宫殿里搬一些椅子过来 Some chairs will be brought over from the palace.
-我可以学习吗 -你必须学 - May I... learn? - You must.
图书馆在哪里 Where is the library?
-什么 -就是书在哪里 - The what? - Well, books.
我们必须有书 We must have books.
也许我们可以谈谈想法 And perhaps we could have talks on ideas.
像我说的 四十五度角 Like I said, 45-degree angle.
-接着全速挥杆吗 -正是 - And a full arm swing? - Exactly.
实际上 我知道书在哪里 Actually, I know where the books are.
该死 Shit.
-你在读什么 -读一本书 - What are you reading? - Uh, a, a book.
是一个叫 Uh, by a fellow, uh...
一个叫勒内·笛卡尔的聪明人写的 a, a brilliant fellow called René Descartes.
你被感动了 And you were moved?
抱歉 I'm, I'm sorry.
太难堪了 不是一个男人该做的 Uh, it, it is embarrassing and unmanly.
我真是个白痴 该死 I'm such a dickhead. Fuck.
他的思想会照亮心灵 我跟他说过 His ideas light the mind. I told him so.
-你认识他 -我只见过他一面 - You know him? - I only met him the once.
他看起来人很好 闻起来有些臭味 He seemed sweet and smelt of cheese,
但 多么深邃的思想 but... what a mind.
对 Yes.
我是奥罗公爵 I am Count Orlo.
奥罗 很高兴认识你 Orlo. A pleasure.
我也很高兴 Pleasure.
我在找能放进我学校里的书 I am seeking books to put in my school.
你学校 Your school?
沙皇已经允许我建立一所学校 The emperor has ordained I should have a school.
我会教女人认字 I will teach women to read,
希望能谈谈伏尔泰的思想 and, hopefully, talk much on Descartes.
先生 很欢迎你来帮助我 You, sir... you're welcome to help me.
维勒门托夫 说吧 So talk, Velementov.
这场 这场战斗并不如人所愿 The, uh... the battle... it did not go as hoped.
该死 又来 我们为什么在输 有人知道吗 Fuck! Again, why are we losing? Anyone?
有人么 Anyone?
我要求重新军队暂停行军并重整旗鼓 I believe I called for a halt and a regroup.
-我的想法是 -不行 - Uh, my opinion... - Blame!
不行 Blame.
我本可以怎么打赢 I would have won if what?
怎么 我们其他人就不能表达想法吗 What, the rest of us had not an opinion?
可以说 It seems a good summation
维勒门托夫的脾气异常暴躁 of Velementov's rather churlish attitude.
然而他发脾气也许没错 And yet possibly true.
他的计划常被各位歪曲窜改 His plans are often twisted by the group,
但其实他是个杰出的战略家 when in fact, he is a brilliant strategist.
谢谢你 先生 Thank you, sir.
我想奥罗现在想提出议和 I believe Orlo will now talk of suing for peace
因为他很乐于见到我们的败局 as he revels in our losses.
是吗 奥罗 你乐于见到我们的败局 Is that true, Orlo? You revel in our losses?
并非如此 陛下 No, sir. Um--
若是真的 我要把这石头深深塞入你屁眼 I will stuff this marble deep in your ass if it is.
该死 我们怎么办 Fuck! What do we do?
大主教 Well, the archbishop
是因接到上帝指示而发起了战争 started this war when God sent him a vision.
也许他可以再次回顾此指示 Perhaps he could revisit this vision
提供更多获胜之法的细节 and provide more details on how to win it.
上帝召唤我们战斗 我们必须获胜 God has called us to it. We must win it.
上帝博爱 但有时不担责任 God is all care and no responsibility at times.
我并不质疑俄国奋战的将士 I do not doubt the Russian fighting man,
这样做是叛国的行为 and it is treasonous to do so.
我们损失了1800将士 We lost some 1,800 lives.
妈的 God damn it.
这结果如何 Well, how does that look?
很差 很差 可能有人还不清楚 Bad. Bad, is how, in case anyone was wondering.
我父亲打胜仗 他开疆拓土 My father won battles. He expanded the kingdom.
我也不喜欢宴会厅的那些瘸腿士兵 I also do not like all the limbless soldiers, in the halls.
那么多人没法跳舞 It casts a pall over the fun of a ball
在舞会上真是大煞风景 when so many can't dance.
我可以打赢战争 I can win this for us.
那就赢 So do.
还有件事 On another matter,
陛下允许皇后陛下 uh, may I commend the emperor
开办学校的决策使我钦佩不已 on his decision to allow the empress a school.
我会讨女人欢心 奥罗 I make women happy, Orlo.
有时她们像刚出生的小狗一样吠叫 Sometimes they yelp like newborn puppies.
很有趣 It's a lovely thing.
你应该试试 You should try it,
要是哪天你的屌真的能脱离你的手 if your cock ever finds its way out of your hand,
插到女人里就知道了 into a woman.
对 对的 Uh, indeed.
脸红了 天哪 你真是个处男 Blushing. God, you're a virgin.
我想先过目她想教授的书本 I'd like to approve the texts she wishes to teach.
她可能会带来西方新思想 She may bring new ideas from the West.
法国人正对欧洲思想造成的影响 The French are affecting Europe's thinking in
令人担忧 a distressing way.
应该是令人震惊 为我们的时代带来光明 In an astounding way that blows light into our age.
我相信 女性的参与 The fact that women will be part of this,
将会是震惊全国的壮举 as I believe, is a stunning achievement for our nation
并且使整个欧洲为之沸腾 and will be celebrated across Europe.
-女性 -什么 - Women? - What?
他们烧了我的学校 They burned down my school!
你必须公正处理 严惩不贷 You must seek justice. Wreak havoc upon them!
你没说这个学校是为女子设立的 Oh, you did not say this school was for girls.
-我没说吗 -没有 - Did I not? - No.
没错 Yes!
-这里的女人不识字 -她们不该识字 - Women here cannot read. - And they shall not.
女人用来生子 而非识字 Women are for seeding, not reading.
精辟 各位 我说女人用来生子而非识字 Huh. Pithy. Gents, I said women are for seeding, not reading.
-是你烧了我的学校 -没错 - You burned my school down. - I did.
你可以走了 我赦免你 Well, you may go. I forgive you, of course,
因为我心慈且屌大 as I am of gentle heart and massive cock.
各位 我说我心慈且屌大 Gentlemen, I said I am of gentle heart and massive cock.
你真恶心 You are disgusting!
你胆敢再骗我 You don't lie to me again!
你动作倒敏捷 Oh, you are admirably quick.
好 下一个到谁 艾凡 Right. Who's next? Ivan?
你有没有看到格里戈尔 Did you see Grigor
昨天带着两只小鸭子到处走 carrying two baby ducks everywhere yesterday?
好笑 Hilarious.
它们咬着他口袋里的伏特加小酒瓶 Nipping at vodka in his pocket, they were.
我们不必一起用早餐 We do not have to breakfast together.
-我希望这样能使我们更亲近 -有用吗 - I wish it to bring us closer. - How is that working?
我能读一篇狄德罗的文章吗 May I read a passage from Diderot?
-奥罗帮我找的 -奥罗就是个软蛋 - Orlo found it for me. - Orlo is a lobcock.
聪明的那种 A smart one,
在治理国家的想法方面还是有用的 and handy for the thinking part of running the country.
我也不在乎谁操谁 只要能操就行 And I do not care who fucks who, as long as one fucks.
不过我怀疑他连这事都没做过 Though I suspect he does not even do that.
这是什么生活啊 What sort of a life is that?
开开玩笑 Just musing.
那我继续看书了 So I shall read.
"以最后的主教之肚肠 扼死最后的君王 "Man will never be free until the last king has been strangled
人民方得自由" with the entrails of the last priest."
不错 Love it.
再见 Bye.
宙斯 来 Zeus. Come on.
你怀孕了吗 Are you pregnant?
-没 -烦人 - No. - Annoying.
走 Come on.
我恨你 I hate you.
妈的怎么回事 主教 What the fuck's going on, Archie?
你说过她是我命定之人 You said she was the one.
你说你预见到了 你说她会让我开心 You said you'd seen it. You said she'd make me happy.
-我 -我开心吗 格里戈尔 表情 - I... - Do I look happy? Grigor, my face.
-起码很不悦 -起码啊 该死的 - Oh, discontented at the minimum. - At the fucking minimum.
给我回忆一下神旨 Remind me of this vision.
在一个耶稣正在漫步的海滩上 He saw her name drawn in the sand
他看见她的名字写在沙里 on a beach where Jesus was walking.
所有婚姻都需要时间去 All marriages take time to--
我父母就没有 我也不应该 My parents' didn't, and mine should not.
你去整治她 我不要 You need to fix her. I will not be...
-因为不悦而变难看 -没错 - Ugly with discontent? - Exactly.
你扔得跟奥罗一样 You throw like Orlo.
这不美吗 Is it not beautiful?
美 Yes.
我告诉你个秘密 I'll tell you a secret.
如果你仔细看 会发现那个圣像生锈了 If you look closely, that icon is rusting,
另一个的边弯了 and that one is bent at the side.
当然 天底下没有十全十美的事 Nothing, of course, is perfect.
你是在影射这桩婚事吗 You refer metaphorically to the marriage?
我喜欢你 从我... I liked you the moment I--
把手指伸进我体内那一刻就喜欢了 Put your fingers inside me.
我与你一样不情愿 It was distressing for me as it was for you.
我很怀疑 I doubt that.
在这里做事要讲究方法 There's a way of things here.
-对待彼得也是一样 -我试过了 - And a way of things with Peter. - I have tried.
当我们觉得心已干涸 We think our hearts are spent.
上帝会再次充盈它 只要我们能找到... God refills them if we can but find the...
-勺子 -没错 - Ladle? - Indeed.
所以你想让我努力一下 So you would like me to try.
沙皇不高兴时做出的草率决定 An unhappy emperor makes rash decisions
会影响数百万人 that affect millions.
这比你和你的幸福严重得多 This is bigger than you and your happiness.
你父亲已经从我们这拿到了他的第一笔钱 Your father has already been through his initial payment from us
他又来要更多的钱 我们也满足了他 and been back for more, and we furnished him with this,
但这些钱随时可以断掉 but that tap can be turned off.
-我在这里不可能快乐 -我没有让你快乐 - I cannot be happy here. - I'm not asking you that.
我让你假装快乐 I'm asking you to pretend.
人们低估了忍受苦难的快乐 People underestimate the joy in suffering.
穿过痛苦... Walk through the pain...
在彼岸... and on the other side...
就是欢乐和纯洁 joy and purity.
而且我喜欢这味道 And I do love the smell.
皇后陛下 Empress.
-将军 -我... - General? - I was...
我看太阳晒到您了 很担心您雪白的肌肤 I saw you in the sun and I worried for your alabaster skin.
我想要是我站在您90度的位置 I felt if I positioned myself at 90 degrees,
我的身躯就能遮蔽阳光 my torso would provide shade cover.
我想我的搅扰是可以原谅的吧 I trust my interruption is forgivable?
我很享受阳光 I am happy in the sun.
我想象自己漂浮在空中 远离这里 I imagine myself floating in the sky, far from here.
不过你的体贴我心领了 But I appreciate your thoughtfulness.
战争情况怎么样 How goes the war?
起起伏伏吧 Ups and downs.
已经提出了有其他更好的办法 There's some conjecture as to the best way forward.
我害怕军队会一蹶不振 但... I fear paralysis, but, uh...
我们必须...我们相信沙皇的智慧 We must, uh... We trust the emperor's wisdom.
这明智吗 Is that wise?
我... I...
我父亲参过军 My father was in the military.
他说对某些人而言 战争不过是个棋局 He said that to some, war is merely a chess game,
而对另一些 则是要对人命负责的恐惧 and to others, a horror of responsibility for the blood of men.
你怎么看 Where do you fall on this?
赢了这场棋 You win the chess game,
就赢了人命 you win men's lives.
我这么看 That's how I see it.
日安 我 你... Good day. I-- You...
看起来... 依旧... 那么美丽 look... lovely... again.
皇后陛下 Empress!
派对 The party!
谁他妈把酒续上 Someone refill this fucking samovar.
-给我解释解释 -这叫做瞄准具 - Explain it to me. - It's called a sight.
眼睛对准这两个标记之间 Your eye falls between the two marks,
你的目标就和眼睛平齐了 and then your target lines up with it.
我的准头很好 I have perfect aim, though.
对于比不上殿下您的猎手而言 Oh, but to less perfect hunters than your royal self,
这可是个福音 精确度高达45米 it is a boon, and accurate up to 50 yards.
不 我不信 No. I don't believe it.
抱歉 谢尔盖 Sorry, Sergei.
我扎破了女仆的手 I prick my maid's finger,
往面霜里加了几滴血 add a few drops of blood to the cream,
就能营造出这种玫瑰色 and it creates this rosy hue.
不可能吧 You lie.
如果不能随心所欲地用 There's no point owning these people
还要这些人干吗 if you can't use them as you wish.
你的假发 斯芬斯卡夫人 Your wig, Madame Svenska,
不是这么戴的 it's not supposed to be like that.
假发应该和你的头部贴合 They are meant to be fitted to your heads.
它们不是帽子 They are not hats.
蠢货 Fool!
高兴点 亲爱的 这是个派对 Cheer up, my darling. It is a party.
-吃了它 -我不... - Eat this. - I don't--
是驼鹿嘴唇慕斯 是不是棒极了 It's moose-lips mousse. Is it not divine?
不过不禁让你思考 Though one cannot help but wonder,
那头驼鹿在哪里 现在怎么样了 where is the moose and what's he doing now?
过来 宝贝们 Come, my dears.
我们去花园走走吧 皇后 Shall we walk in the garden, Empress?
好 我需要点新鲜空气 Yes. I could use some fresh air.
坏了 有人生气了 Oh, dear. Someone's cross.
枪法很准吧 Good shot, huh?
我们之间有问题 We've got problems, haven't we?
你是唯一一个不爱我的人 You are the only person who has not loved me.
对我而言难以置信 对你也不是好事 It is inconceivable to me and says nothing good about you.
要是你对我表露一丁点善意 If you had shown me an ounce of kindness,
我早就满心爱意了 I was ready with a heart full of love.
你很漂亮 You look really pretty.
我心碎了 My heart is breaking.
我想家了 I miss home.
我渴望家人 I'm lonely for family,
朋友 乐趣 想法 friends, fun, ideas,
草莓 strawberries.
-我需要有人给我口 -什么 - And I need my cock sucked. - What?
我们不是在分享自己的需求吗 Well, we're sharing, right, our needs?
让我回家吧 求你了 Just let me go home, please.
不可能的 That's not going to happen.
草莓 我会想想办法 Strawberries, I'll work on.
至于朋友...宫廷的女人呢 Friends... the women at court?
都是只会八卦的白痴 Gossiping morons,
满脑子只有婚外情或四处调情 obsessed with the next affair or dalliance.
你太吹毛求疵了 You're so judgmental.
好好想想吧 You might want to look at that.
你知道你的问题在哪吗 I mean, you know your problem?
你根本没意识到自己有多幸运 You have no idea how lucky you are.
-士兵在外死去 -因为你 - Soldiers are dying. - Because of you.
-农奴每天都在挨打 -你可以让这种事停止 - Serfs beaten daily. - You could stop that.
只要你能和我一起看书 If you would just read these books with me,
这些想法正在席卷欧洲 these ideas that are sweeping Europe:
公正 人道主义 每个人都有宝贵的灵魂 justice, humanity, every man a valued soul.
我们可以用另一种方式统治俄罗斯 We could rule Russia in a different manner--
不 是我统治 你臣服 这难道很难理解吗 No, I rule. You serve. Is it that difficult to understand?
那个送给我树枝的快乐小姑娘去哪了 What happened to that happy little girl who gave me a twig?
她死了 She died.
你也太戏剧化了 我对你很好 Seems overly dramatic. I am mostly kind to you.
我打你了吗 Do I beat you?
我每天都在承受你对我的蔑视 I suffer the blows of your disdain daily.
但是这跟真正的击打不一样 不是吗 It's not the same as actual blows, though, is it?
怎么 你不知道 What, you don't know?
对比一下再告诉我 Well, compare, and get back to me.
母亲和父亲就从来没这样过 Mother and Father never acted like this.
我母亲是个圣人 My mother was a saint.
我很高兴她不用看到这一幕 I'm glad she's not alive to see this.
不是说我很高兴她死了 我没有 Not that I'm glad she's dead. I'm not.
从来没有 有时候吧 Never. Sometimes.
就一次 Just once.
不要这样看着我 我对你也很失望 Don't look at me like that. You're a disappointment to me, too.
我不需要有张恶毒嘴巴和干巴阴道的妻子 I do not need a wife with a poisonous mouth and a dry cunny.
我乐意的话 就能让你闭嘴 I will shut you up at my pleasure.
-试试看 你不会成功的 -你会高兴的 - You will try and fail. - You will be happy.
你将在这里安享晚年 You will die here in content old age,
虽然你只服侍并给我带来了几个小时的欢乐 having given me many hours of pleasure and service,
还有许多继承人 and many heirs.
最好是男孩 Boys, preferably.
我确实有脾气 还有点暴躁 不要和我作对 I do have a temper and some rage. You cannot cross me.
尤其是当着其他人的面 否则你会付出代价 Especially not in front of others, or you will pay.
无休止的代价 Endlessly.
你永远赢不了我的 And you will never win.
你只会活在痛苦中 You'll just be in pain.
你没事吧 皇后 Are you all right, Empress?
如果我有翅膀的话 我会更好 I would be better if I had wings.
我能给你建议伏特加吗 Might I suggest vodka instead?
我是个傻瓜 玛丽埃尔 I'm a fool, Marial.
伟大的爱情 A great love.
今天早上我看着镜子里的自己 I looked at myself in the mirror
笑话自己的愚蠢 and laughed at my own stupid face this morning.
你要来一杯吗 Do you want one?
我清楚自己的地位 I resolve to know my place.
但是你带来了两个杯子 Yet you brought two glasses.
我需要你帮我逃离这个地方 I need you to help me escape this place.
那我就是在自寻死路 I would be signing my own death warrant.
-我只需要一辆马车 -抱歉 - A carriage is all I need. - I'm sorry.
我不能 I cannot.
抱歉吓到你了 Sorry to startle you.
你没吓到我 你身上有熏香的味道 You didn't. You reek of incense.
五分钟前我就闻到你的味道了 I smelt you five minutes ago.
-她怎么样 -不开心 - How is she? - Unhappy.
她想要离开 She wants to leave.
那么你呢 And how are you?
认清自己的地位 Learning my place.
我觉得那是不可能的 Hmm. I doubt that'll ever happen.
陛下 Uh, sir--
护送皇后回宫 Escort the empress back.
1 爱彼得 2 让他也爱我 3 了解这里的文化和教育
你想用那把刀切蛋糕吗 皇后 Would you like a cake with that knife, Empress?
不要阻止我 随我去吧 Do not try to stop me. Just leave me be.
我不敢冒昧发言 I would not presume to speak.
因为皇后是个聪明人 For the empress is so smart,
博览群书 and book readingly,
你一定会做成明智的决断 that I'm sure her judgment is sound.
我已经下定决心了 I am resolved.
弗拉德 去拿个小桶来接血 Vlad will get a bucket for the blood.
是 女士 Yes, miss.
我没有其他选择了 There is no other way.
-我就是个囚徒 -没错 - I am a prisoner here. - Indeed.
嫁给了一个白痴 Married to an idiot.
其他女人肯定都没有这样的遭遇 This has never happened to a woman before.
也有 但这是沙皇 Yes, but to an emperor.
-他就是个疯子 -他的确独一无二 - He's a madman. - He-- He is one of a kind.
这是真的 It is true.
弗拉德 毛巾也拿来 Towels, too, Vlad.
血也许会溢出来 There may be some overflow.
不然我该怎么办 在他的突发奇想下偷生吗 What am I to do? Just live at someone else's whim?
上帝禁止自杀 皇后陛下 God forbid, Empress.
在我还是个孩子时 Ever since I was a child,
我就觉得伟大的未来在等待着我 I felt like greatness was in store for me.
伟大的一生 A great life, I felt.
好像上帝将我送到人间来 Like God himself had spat me forth to land on this Earth
就是为了改变这片大地 and in some way transform it.
好像我来到这是有原因 有使命的 That I was here for a reason, a purpose.
那他为什么要让你成为女性呢 Why did He make you a woman, then?
为了有戏剧性吧 我猜 For comedy, I guess.
我被困在这里后 那个想法就好像是我的错觉 That idea now feels like some delusion when I'm trapped here.
但是我感觉得到 玛丽埃尔 在我体内 Yet I felt it, Marial, in my being...
在我的骨子里 deep in my bones.
这里不是血脉传承 It is not a lineage.
-什么 -俄罗斯 - What? - Russia...
没有子嗣的话 皇位不会传给后代 it does not go to an heir if there is not one.
如果沙皇去世 皇位传给皇后 If the emperor dies, it goes to the empress.
你是什么意思 What do you mean?
我只是在教你这里的规矩罢了 I'm just giving you a lesson on how things work here.
你也不是唯一感到苦闷的人 You're also not the only unhappy one.
也有很多男人感到苦闷 There are men here, unhappy,
他们在寻找一位领袖 who are looking for a leader.
他们找到了吗 And is there one?
我希望我看着的人就是 I hope I am looking at her.
我 Me?
-我不过是个愚蠢的孩子 -如果你不是呢 - I'm a foolish child. - But what if you are not?
如果你看到的熊的幻象 还有伟大的爱 What if your vision of the bear, and the great love,
让你内心充盈发光的爱 your heart filled and glowing,
如果伟大的爱是对俄罗斯本身 what if that great love was Russia itself?
而不是对彼得呢 Not Peter.
我去拿在你死后放在眼睛上的硬币 I will get coins to place on your eyes.
好啊 Huzzah.