你不是彼得大帝 对吗 You're not Great, are you?
-什么 -彼得大帝 不是你 - What? - Peter the Great, not you.
不是 那是我父亲 No, that's my father.
我是彼得... I'm Peter the...
我们保持安静行吗 Could we be silent?
我在试着集中注意力 I'm trying to concentrate,
有蜜蜂在已经够困难的了 and it's already hard enough when there's a bee.
有一次我眼睛被蛰了 真的很疼 I was once stung in the eye and it really hurt,
所以我很讨厌它们 so I find them quite unnerving.
-当然了 -谢谢你 - Of course. - Thank you.
-皇后 -沙皇 - Empress. - Emperor.
玛丽埃尔 沐浴 Marial! A bath.
-好 -滚开 我心情不好 - Huzzah! - Fuck off. I'm in a mood.
我猜猜 心情不好 Oh, let me guess. A bad mood?
-我再说一遍 滚开 -有意思 - To repeat myself, fuck off. - Charming.
您是俄国的沙皇 You are the emperor of Russia,
上帝保佑您 lord of all you survey.
-是的 -所以... - That's true. - So...
别他妈那么悲伤 don't be so fucking mournful.
你说得对 她不能让我感到悲伤 Oh, you're right. She cannot make me mournful.
那我再说一遍 好 So I say again, huzzah.
好 谢谢你 朋友 Huzzah. Thank you, my friend.
不要 No!
大声点 Louder!
大声点 唱大声点 混蛋们 Louder! Sing louder, you fuckers!
是 就这样 这才是我要的 Yeah. Exactly. That's exactly my point.
大帝 第一季第二集
我一直在想 I've been thinking.
我们必须开始计划了 宜早不宜迟 We must begin the planning, sooner rather than later.
那么糟糕吗 That bad, huh?
更应该说是无聊 而不是害怕 Mm, more dull than horrific.
但俄国必须被拯救 我也一样 But Russia must be saved, and I with it.
问题是该怎么办 How, is the question.
我从来没发动过政变 不确定该怎么进行 I've never done a coup before, so I'm unsure how to proceed.
我会建议 下次他对你发情的时候 Well, I would suggest, next time he is rutting on you,
拿把刀 插进他的脖子和脸上 take a knife, plunge it into his neck, and face.
-你是个满身热血的人啊 -谢谢您 - You're all hot blood, aren't you? - Thank you.
你只需要找人杀了他 You just need someone who will kill him.
-他们为什么要那样做 -因为他们恨他 - Why would they do that? - Because they hate him.
那并不足以发动政变 And yet that has not been enough to make it happen.
-的确 -他们需要政变的理由 - True. - They need a reason for it.
而且 我不想因憎恨去杀人 Besides, I do not seek to kill for hatred,
只想建立一个更伟大的俄国 but to create a greater Russia,
一个进步且人道的地方 a progressive and humane place.
好的 是啊 Oh, okay... Right.
很好 That's good.
我们需要一个哲学支柱 We need a philosophical backbone
让人们支持和相信 that people can gather behind, believe in.
我需要一些帮助来发展它 I will need help to develop that.
因为尽管我聪明 For while I am brilliant,
这个人必须经得起考验 还不能怀孕 it must be tested and impregnable.
奥罗是能帮我的人 Orlo is the man to help me.
-什么 你疯了吗 -我很聪明 - What? Are you mad? - I am brilliant,
这经常让人误以为我疯了 which has often been misconstrued as mad.
-奥罗是彼得的亲信之一 -他心里不这么想 - Orlo is one of Peter's inner circle. - Not in his heart.
他说到笛卡尔时 他整个人都在闪光 For when he speaks of Descartes, he lit from within.
那才是真正的他 That is the truth of him.
他是个混了10多年的朝臣 那可不简单 He is a player who has survived ten years, that is not easy.
他在女人面前笨手笨脚 但在政治方面则不然 He is a bumbler with women, but not with politics.
所以呢 他是个可以下手的聪明人 So? He is a savvy to boot,
给我们的奖赏 bonus for us.
我们去找他 我的长袍 Let us go find him. My robe?
皇后 这是场危险的游戏 你知道吗 Empress, it is a dangerous game, do you realize?
我当然知道 Of course I do.
怎么了 How so?
如果彼得发现你在密谋 If Peter were to discover you plotting,
你肯定会死 you would be good as dead.
我在这里跟死了没两样 I am as good as dead here,
我没什么可失去的 so I have nothing to lose.
第四十一位 斯摩尼公爵 Forty-one, Count Smolny.
有件小事 沙皇 A small thing, Emperor.
我的弟妹最近守寡了 我想拿走 I would like the take the land of my recently widowed
她和我侄子们的土地 sister-in-law and nephews.
真可怜 尔洛夫斯基怎么死的 Oh, that's sad. How did Orlovsky die?
他背上被刺入一把剑 A sword was found in his back,
不过还不清楚具体是怎么回事 though it's unclear how it got there.
我同意斯摩尼公爵的说法 I agree with Count Smolny,
也许他拿走的土地中的一部分 and perhaps some of the lands he takes
可以由教会收缴 could be tithed to the church--
一小部分 就15%吧 a small percentage, say, 15,
贡献给我主耶稣 laid before our Lord God's feet.
教堂收缴了如此多的贡品 So much is laid at the church's feet,
有时我担心他们会看不到会众 I sometimes fear they cannot see the congregation
因为他们面前堆满了耀眼的财富 for the dazzling riches they stack before them.
有意思 奥罗 你个贪婪鬼 主教 Funny, Orlo. You greedy fuck, Archie!
如果我们允许这么做 俄国上下的兄弟 And if we allow this, swords might start appearing
背上可能都会被刺入一把剑 in brothers' backs all over Russia,
让家庭聚会和派对变得极度紧张 causing great tension at family gatherings and parties.
说得好 奥罗 我们不能毁了聚会 Good one, Orlo. Let's not ruin the parties.
沙皇 Emperor.
真无聊 This is so dull.
维勒门托夫 跳个有意思的舞让我消遣 Velementov, do a funny little dance to amuse me.
沙皇 我是... Sir, I am...
军队的首领 leader of the armed forces.
-我不会跳有趣... -阿卡迪 - I do not do a funny little-- - Arkady?
戳维勒门托夫的脸 Stab Velementov in the face.
第四十二位 Uh, uh, 42...
罗斯托夫公爵 uh, Count Rostov.
罗斯托夫 Rostov?
沙皇 我给您带来了你喜欢吃的桃子 I bring you the peaches you love, Emperor,
以及我领地内人们的爱戴 and the love of the people of my region.
你他妈怎么回事 罗斯托夫 What the fuck, Rostov?
你为什么还留着胡子 Why do you still wear a beard?
这正是我今天来见您的原因 It is why I come before you today.
我希望得到特别恩典 可以留胡子 I would like special dispensation to wear one.
而我希望得到一只会拉巧克力的鸟 And I would like a bird that shits chocolate.
绅士们 我说我希望得到一只会拉巧克力的鸟 Gentlemen, I said I would like a bird that shits chocolate.
奥罗 在我吃这个桃子的时候 解释我的法令 Orlo, explain my fucking edict while I eat this peach.
只有侍卫和罪犯能留胡子 Dispensation on beards is for the guards and the priests only.
我的妈 这桃子不错 又香又甜 Fuck me, that's a good peach. It's fragrant, sweet.
有一丝柠檬的味道 There's a slight lemon to that.
天哪 罗斯托夫 看看你 Jesus, Rostov. Look at you.
我是个现代统治者 I am a modern ruler, making things happen
以欧洲的现代方式行事 不许蓄胡 in a modern, European way. No beards.
陛下 我求您了 Sir... I beg you.
你没有跪在地上 所以不算求我 Well, you are not on your knees, so you don't.
起来 滚出去 剃了胡子再回来 Get up, fuck off, and come back with a shaved face.
我们应该听听罗斯托夫说完 We should, uh, hear Rostov out.
这是贵族向他们的沙皇提请求的惯例 It is the custom that aristocrats make requests of their emperor.
我同意 因为我很想知道 Oh, I agree. For I would love to know
为何有人来到您面前 why a man comes before you
脸上的胡子好像在说"去你妈的" with a beard that says, "Fuck you."
你的胡子是这个意思吗 罗斯托夫 Is that what your beard says, Rostov?
格里戈尔 我不觉得他是这个意思 Uh, Grigor, I do not believe he is saying that.
-从喻义上来说 还能有什么意思 -不是 - Metaphorically. What else? - No!
我的妻子从没看见过我的脸 My wife has never seen my face...
它惨不忍睹 and it is unfortunate.
怎么惨不忍睹 Unfortunate how?
上面长着疖子和脓疱 It is a mix of boils and pustules,
还有瘢痕 scarring.
我害怕她会 I fear she will not...
不想要我 跟我在一起不开心 want me, not be happy with me.
所以你的妻子会不开心 So your wife will not be happy,
但是我开心 这个才重要 but I will, and that's all that matters.
一个男人的妻子开心与否不该那么重要 A man's wife's happiness should not be so fucking important.
把它剃了 明天回来见我 Shave it off and return to me tomorrow.
罗斯托夫 Rostov.
奥罗 Orlo.
我的领地这个月交税可能会晚一些 Taxes may be slow for my region this month.
而且每个桃子都会是碰伤的 And every peach will be bruised.
我们的家族维持着这块领地 Our family hold the region together.
我以为他会有点同情心 I thought he'd have some compassion.
错误的乐观 罗斯托夫 Delusional optimism, Rostov.
但我相信我们能争取这事 But I believe we can win this.
-怎么赢 -如果整个团体都反对 - How? - Peter is often swayed
彼得经常会动摇 if the whole group is against something.
我再拉上一些人 等明天 Let me gather numbers, and then tomorrow,
我们再让你见他 we will bring you to him.
我没看见他 I cannot see him.
皇后 您看起来光彩照人 Empress, you look radiant.
我们希望您能加入我们 We would love for you to join us.
我们有林地动物形状的蛋糕 We have cakes in the shape of woodland animals,
把它们的脸用伏特加泡一泡再吃掉挺好玩的 and it is a lark to dunk their faces in vodka and eat them.
听起来挺乏味的 斯芬斯卡夫人 还是算了 It sounds interminable, Lady Svenska, so I shall pass.
麻烦你让一下 If you would move...
我要第一个把我们都在想的话说出来 Well, I will be the first to say what we are all thinking.
她是个跟仆人站在一边的婊子 She is a bitch, who sides with a serf.
-自命不凡 粗鲁不堪 -她非常令人失望 - Who's stuck up and rude. - She is a great disappointment.
她是新来的 我们要更努力一点 She is new, and we must try harder.
因为我们要让她开心 才能让沙皇开心 For we must make her happy to make the emperor happy.
我以为你负责让他开心呢 德莫夫夫人 I thought you take care of his happiness, Madam Dymov.
格里戈尔 打扰一下 Grigor, a moment.
-我要走了 奥罗 -但罗斯托夫伯爵的胡子 - I'm leaving, Orlo. - But Count, Count Rostov's beard.
我想让他留着 这事关自由意志 I want him to keep it. It's a question of free will.
你可以帮我说服彼得 You can help me convince Peter.
我帮不了你 奥罗 我们生活在沙皇的意志之下 I can't help you, Orlo. We live at the emperor's whim.
大家应该接受 然后他妈的闭嘴喝酒 People should accept that. Shut the fuck up, and have a drink.
我以为如果有人 I thought if anyone
会喜欢确立自由意志的想法 would like the idea of free will taking hold,
那应该是你 it would be you.
还有德莫夫夫人 And Madam Dymov.
在接下来的12秒内 I shall refrain from punching you in the face
我能忍住不打你的脸 for the next 12 seconds.
-你应该走开 -你知道... - You should walk on. - You know...
派对很棒 不是吗 Fabulous party, isn't it?
看上去整个宫廷都很快乐 It is a happy court, it seems.
彼得的宫廷里一切都令人欣喜若狂 All is bliss in the court of Peter.
你的声音里是不是有一丝嘲讽 Do I detect a slight jest in your voice?
我吃了根小萝卜 它会影响我的声线 I ate a radish. It can affect the vocal cords.
皇后陛下 Empress.
亲爱的 你喝醉了吗 Darling. Are you drunk yet?
还没 虽然我竭力想喝醉 Um, not yet, despite strenuous efforts.
事实上 我想要回我们的包厢休息 In fact, I thought I might retire to our apartment.
那我跟你一起去 Then I go with you.
奥罗 Orlo.
我有一本伏尔泰的小册子 我想跟你分享 I have a pamphlet by Voltaire, I would love to share with you.
谢谢 Thank you.
亲爱的奥罗 我在了解这个帝国 I am learning much of the kingdom, dear Orlo.
我注意到我们的沙皇不是彼得大帝 It has come to my attention the emperor is not Peter the Great.
那是他的父亲 一个伟大的人 That was his father, a great man.
-这位彼得的称号是什么 -他没有称号 - What is this Peter's flourish? - He does not have one.
不太合格的... Peter the...
彼得 Not Quite Adequate?
我觉得你已经想到这个笑话了 I think you already thought of this jest.
我不知道你是什么意思 I don't know what you mean.
我确定了 安排会面吧 I am sure. Set a meet.
来了 Here we are.
维勒门托夫 Velementov.
奥罗 Oh. Orlo.
天哪 天哪 我的头 Oh, God. Oh, God, my fucking head.
你没事吧 你看上去比平常更紧张了 You all right? You look even more nervy than usual.
我没事 我要谈谈罗斯托夫 I'm fine. I must talk of Rostov.
我们要做做彼得的工作 保住他的胡子 We must work on Peter to keep his beard.
我他妈干吗要在意他的胡子 What the fuck do I care about his beard?
人们正在战场上死去 Men are dying in the field.
胡子不是我关心的事情 A beard is not my concern. Huh?
日子很不平静 因为缺乏... The day is unstable for lack of--
对 我想起来了 Ah, yes. I remember now.
我喝醉了 对 I'm drunk, yes.
不许蓄胡本来就是个愚蠢的主意 No beards was always a stupid idea.
不要介意我提醒你 这还是你的主意 And might I remind you, it was your idea.
确实很愚蠢 It is stupid.
但这是现代欧洲宫廷的观念 而彼得接受了 But it is a modern European court idea and Peter allowed it,
这样我们就能提出更多现代欧洲的观念 which allows us to present more modern European ideas,
也许某一天 一个有意义的观念 and perhaps one day, a meaningful one.
总是在放长线 钓大鱼 奥罗 Always playing the long game, Orlo.
但是我有一些短期的债务 I, however, have some short-term debts
财政部会负责料理 the treasury might see to.
你以前否认过 但是 You've said no before, but, uh,
也许你的胡子对你来说很重要 perhaps your beard is important to you.
混蛋 Prick.
我知道这就是承认了 I know a "Yes" when I hear one.
不 不 我的宝贝们 不要 Oh, no! No, my darlings, no!
你好 Hello.
有麻烦吗 Problem?
-我在训练它们 -蝴蝶 - I'm training them. - The butterflies?
如果我能让它们对齐 What if I could get them to align,
随我心意排成队列飞行呢 and fly in forms of my own choosing?
那样该有多好啊 How wonderful that would be.
那成果怎么样了 And how is that working out?
它们的随心所欲令人钦佩 I admire their willfulness.
是吗 Quite.
我亲爱的外甥 Now you, my dearest nephew.
我注意到你的妻子不是很开心 I was noticing the unhappy nature of your bride.
乌云遮住了太阳 Dark clouds have covered the sun.
去她的 她什么都有了 Well, fuck her. She has everything.
她不开心 宫廷里流言四起 She is unhappy. It is spoken of at court.
在宫廷里 不开心是会传染的 Unhappiness in a court can be contagious.
你必须得拨开乌云 You must clear the clouds.
她必须得拨开该死的乌云 She must clear the fucking clouds.
我是沙皇 I'm the emperor.
正如你所知 我对爱情的品味狂野而自由 As you know, my taste in love runs wild and free,
但我知道我没法因为我是皇室 but I know I cannot make a heart sing
就能随便让人打开心扉 just because I am the emperor's family.
这身份可没办法让男人勃起 让女人流水 That does not get a man hard or a woman wet.
你必须得虏获他们的心 You must capture their heart.
使我开心是她的职责 It is her job to make me happy.
她并不爱我 She does not love me.
其他人都爱我 所以有错的是她 Everyone else does, so the fault lies with her.
你母亲曾向我吐露过 Your mother once confided in me
她在你身上看见了一些品质 让她心都凉了 that she saw something within you that made her heart curdle.
-什么 -她坚持说 - What? - She insisted that there was
你身上有些特性令人作呕 something quite... rancid about you.
这段对话有什么意义 What is the point of this conversation?
我在想凯瑟琳是不是同样也看见了 Oh, I wonder whether Catherine has seen the same thing,
才让她无法爱上你 and it is stopping her from loving you.
我揍了她 I punched her.
有些人喜欢痛苦 Some enjoy that,
但是她可能不喜欢 but perhaps she does not.
不管怎样 你都得对此做点什么 Regardless, you must do something about it.
你好 Oh, hello.
这些是什么 What are they?
就是一些笔记 Just some notes.
是新政府的基本原则 This is on the basic principles for the new government:
一些理念 some ideals,
我们必须讨论的 关于公民权利的问题 the question of citizens' rights we must discuss.
我必须刺激他的思想 I must excite his mind
让他相信我们可以共同建立新政府 to the possibilities that we can build together.
然后你就会上了他 是吗 And then you'll fuck him, right?
什么 What?
他必须得成为你的裙下之臣 He needs to be cunt-struck by you.
你必须上了他 You must fuck him,
然后只要你要求 他甚至会去扑火 and then he will set his face on fire if you ask it.
-勾引他 -勾引他 - Seduce him. - Seduce him?
我还从来没勾引过别人 I have never done that.
很简单 依靠在椅子上 It's easy. You just lie back.
露出一点皮肤 暗示他 不要太直白 Expose some flesh, be suggestive, but not explicit.
-然后呢 -随意触摸他的身体 - Go on. - Touch him casually about his person,
若即若离的 and be loose.
然后露出一边乳房 Maybe a breast falls from your blouse.
他就会迷上你 And then he will be on you.
迷上我 On me.
-好 -在他跟你做完以后 - Okay. - And then after he has done you,
向他示爱 与他联合 提出结盟 profess love, union, stars in alignment,
聊聊命运 哲学 掉几滴苦闷的泪水 fate, philosophy, shed some tears of unhappiness,
然后再提往沙皇脖子上插把刀 and then talk knives in necks.
吃个牡蛎 能帮助提起性趣 And eat an oyster. Helps your mood.
进来 Enter.
亲爱的奥罗 Dear Orlo.
感谢你的前来 Thank you for coming.
这是我的荣幸 It is my pleasure.
我带来了伏尔泰小册子 I have the Voltaire pamphlet.
在隐蔽的房间里与我独处一室 还送我礼物 Giving me gifts, alone, in a secluded cottage.
这完全不合适吧 It is completely inappropriate, you know.
该死 对不起 Shit. Sorry.
我们是不是应该去 Um, should, should we go to the,
图书室 或者花园 um, uh, library or the, the garden?
违反规定很兴奋吧 不是吗 It is thrilling to break the rules, is it not?
我真想告诉主教 看看他的表情 I can't wait to confess and see Archie's face.
他把他的手指伸进我体内 He put his fingers inside me.
那可不好 是吧 Oh. Okay, um, that's not good, is it?
抱歉 Sorry.
我们别 我不 Let's not-- I don't--
我们来这不是为了聊这个 That's not why we're here.
-你引起了我的注意 -谢谢 我很荣幸 - You have caught my eye. - Oh. Thank you. I am flattered.
我们开始读吧 Shall we read?
你就是想读书 Is that what you want to do?
你没事吧 你看起来 Are you okay? You, you seem...
-不太好 -是吗 - ...something. - Do I?
对 Yes.
有打动你吗 Does it stir you?
喝香槟吗 Champagne?
我 我不喝 我什么都不喝 I, I, I don't drink. I, I don't need anything.
你难道没什么想要的吗 But is there anything you want?
没有 I'm fine.
过来啊 Come and get it.
我的天啊 你在勾引我 Oh, my God. You are trying to seduce me.
你吃了牡蛎 You had the oysters.
我总是不吃牡蛎 它们是从很远的地方运来的 I'm, I'm always reluctant. They travel them some distance.
我太失败了 I'm a failure.
不 你不失败 我当然想和你上床 No. No, you're not. I, I, I would, of course, have sex.
我不是 对了 我们能先读书吗 Um, I'm not-- Yes, uh, should we read first?
我不习惯和 I'm not used to, um...
我其实有点喘不上气 还是坐下吧 I feel a bit breathless, actually. Might sit.
我其实感觉有点不舒服 I actually feel very unwell.
皇后陛下 我对女人就不善言辞 Empress, I am not well-versed with women.
王后 我和女人就不善言辞 Empress, I am not well-versed with women.
我会做出扫兴的事 我道歉 对不起 I have in some way ruined things. I apologize. Sorry.
奥罗 别走 Orlo! Don't go!
我直说了吧 I will say it plain.
我寄望于你对我充满欲望 I was hoping you'd be mad with desire for me,
然后你就会帮助我鼓动一支力量去杀掉彼得 and then you'd help me inspire an army to kill Peter.
什么 What?
你不会去做的 是吗 和我一起杀他 You wouldn't, would you? Kill him with me?
-政变 -别再说下去了 - A coup? - Don't say anything else.
该死 该死 Fuck, fuck, fuck.
该死 该死 该死 Oh, Fuck, fuck... fuck!
我失败了 I failed.
我不擅长勾引人 I was not good at seducing,
而他又不擅长理解到自己是在被勾引 and he was not good at understanding that he was being seduced.
而当我索性直接问他 And then when I just asked
他是否会杀掉彼得时 him straight out if he would kill Peter,
他说了声 "该死" 就跑了 he said, "Fuck" and ran away.
-当你说了什么时 -我不是放马后炮 - When you what? - I do not wish to apportion blame,
但我觉得你那个勾引人的计划是馊主意 but I believe your seduction plan was ill-advised.
你和他说了政变 You told him of the coup?
是 那也可能是个馊主意 I did. That also may have been ill-advised.
这很糟糕 Shit. It is bad.
我肯定他不会告诉他的 I'm sure he will not tell him.
他心地善良 He is good at heart.
他在宫里十年都没事 He has survived at court ten years.
这需要很黑暗的技巧 It takes dark skills.
朝廷重视忠诚 他可能会告诉彼得 Loyalty is rewarded here. He could tell Peter.
那我必须在他去之前争取到他 Then I must win him over before he does.
我要去找他再试一下 I will go to him and try again.
沙皇陛下要见皇后陛下 The emperor requests the empress's presence.
沙皇陛下今早的情绪如何 How is the emperor's mood this morning?
你来了 Here you are.
尝尝培根 只喂它们橡果和蜂蜜的 Taste this bacon. They are fed only on acorns and honey.
味道绝了 It is amazing.
是啊 很好吃 Mm. Yes. Delicious.
我们达成共识了 我们很融洽 We concur. We agree.
我们都喜爱培根 好啊 We share a love of bacon. Huzzah.
坐 Sit.
如你所需 As requested.
你很可能不记得了 You probably don't remember this,
但一两周前 我射杀了你的熊还揍了你 but a week or two ago, I shot your bear and punched you.
可能这在你我之间造成了隔阂 Perhaps it has cast a pall between us.
因为你射杀了我的熊还揍了我 The fact you shot my bear and punched me?
对 我想我生气是因为还没有人不爱我呢 Yes. I think I was angry because no one has ever not liked me.
或者至少他们会装作爱你 Or at least, they're pretending to.
说得豪 Toosh.
-什么 -说得豪 - What? - Toosh.
你是想说"说得好"吗 Do you mean touché?
-怎么 不是说得豪 -不是 说得好 - What, is it not toosh? - No. Touché.
-看 太棒了 你多聪明啊 - See. That's great. How smart you are.
重点在于 新的一天就把这些事翻过去吧 Point is, it's a new day, a time to put things behind us.
这应该是他们说得磨合问题 Teething problems, I believe they call it.
你是在对我道歉吗 Are you apologizing to me?
我是要往前看 不想踟蹰不前 I'm looking forward, not dwelling.
踟蹰不前 痛苦万千 It is hell to dwell.
这是我刚刚创造的谚语 It is a saying I just made up.
所以你希望忘掉这件事 So you wish to forget it?
后悔之事 一忘了之 又一个谚语 Regret it and forget it. Another saying.
听着 我觉得情况是这样的 Look, here's what I think's happened.
你来到这 脑子里充满对我 You've come in here with a very romantic notion of me,
对婚姻和对你生活的浪漫想法 and marriage, and your life.
的确有点天真 不是批评 A little naive, I guess. Not a criticism.
实际上是很可爱的特质 It's actually a lovely attribute.
你见到我 而我更是个务实而非浪漫的人 You met me, and I'm not a romantic man, more a practical chap.
而且我喜欢玩乐嬉戏开玩笑和奇怪的床笫之事 And I like to have fun, larks and jokes and weird sex.
重点在于我们结了婚 但结婚不是为了对方 Point is, we're married, but we don't do it for each other.
我们总算有共识了 We finally agree.
好啊 接受这个事实可能对我们都是解脱 Huzzah. Yes, accepting that truth might be liberating for us.
你在宫里真的很无趣 You're really a drag around court.
我想让你在这里找到快乐 I want you to find happiness here.
所以 草莓 Hence, strawberries.
还有一头新的熊 取代被我杀死的那头 Also, a new bear, to replace the one I shot.
既来之则享之吧 Live as empress and enjoy it.
-我们还要给你物色个情人 -我应该找情人 - We should also find you a lover. - I should take a lover?
对 我们应该达成共识 Yes, we should reach an agreement,
因为否则会怎么样呢 because what's the alternative?
你还是闷闷不乐 You remain unhappy,
我会变得越来越生气 然后我会杀了你 I become more and more angry, and then I kill you.
我不想杀你 你不是坏人 I don't want to kill you. You're not a bad person.
我可以杀了你 你是坏人 I could kill you. You are a bad person.
看 我喜欢你 你讲话很有意思 See? I like you. You're funny,
稀奇古怪 甚至有点乱投医 in a droll, despairing sort of way.
太多我受不了 但偶尔地 还挺新鲜 I couldn't take a lot of it, but occasionally, it's refreshing.
你看 有那么糟吗 Now, would it be so bad?
我们有足够的共同点去继续生活下去 We have enough in common to get on.
是吗 有哪些共同点 We do? Like what?
我们俩都... Well, we're both...
漂亮 pretty.
我从没想过我是打自己妻子的人 Now, I never imagined myself as the guy who punches his wife.
可你打了 And yet you are.
那是你母亲的项链吗 Is that your mother's necklace?
是的 Yes.
有时候我会戴上 感觉又和她亲近了 I wear it sometimes to feel close.
你父亲打她吗 Did your father punch her?
我都说了后悔和新的一天什么的了 I have said regrets and new day things.
你必须高兴起来 向前看 You must cheer up and look forward to the future.
我是 非常往前看的 I do, very much look forward to the future.
那太好了 That's great.
你的意思是 你以后不会再揍我了 For I gather, you will not punch me again.
我不会了 I won't.
我们同意了 We are agreed?
那个坏了 That one is rancid.
你的主意也一样 As is your whole idea.
你仍然很强壮 You're still strong.
如果知道去哪里寻求力量的话我们都很强壮 We all are if we know where to find it.
你心在咚咚地跳呢 Oh, your heart is pounding.
我在搏击啊 I've been fighting.
你从痛苦中获得快感很令人不安 Your joy in pain is disturbing.
我们必须了解自身的黑暗 We must all know our darkness,
否则怎么知道照亮何处 for how else do we know where to shine the light?
太深刻了 堂兄 So profound, cousin.
职业病 已经是本能反应了 Occupational hazard. It's like a reflex now.
吃早餐吗 You want some breakfast?
太好了 当然 Oh, God, yes.
楼下的早餐糟糕透了 The shit I get served downstairs.
我有个问题想请教一下 Um, I have a concern I wish your help with.
乐意效劳 Anything.
关于皇后陛下 The empress.
我担心她对奥罗说的话 I'm worried something she said to Orlo
可能会被误解 could be taken the wrong way.
她说了什么 What did she say?
她表达了一些对沙皇的不满 She expressed some unhappiness with the emperor.
奥罗也许会在议会上夸张事实 借机展现自己 Orlo may exaggerate the situation to enlarge himself at court.
他如果这样做会对你不利 Be to your detriment if he did,
毕竟你是这一切的始作俑者 as you're the author of her presence.
我收到了神的旨意 我无法违背 I had a vision from God. I do not resile from it.
但凯瑟琳看来 或许可以说奥罗想奸污她 In Catherine's defense, perhaps Orlo tried to rape her.
奸污她 To rape her?
他无法满足自己的欲望 He is a man who famously
这是众所周知的事情 lacks the skills to see his desires met.
这个理由能彻底搞垮他 难道不是吗 Fuck a man up. Don't you agree?
我只是想说 如果你要辩护 这可以算一个理由 If you need a defense, that could be one, that's all I'm saying.
我会处理的 I will deal with it.
谢谢 Thank you.
小礼物 My gift.
奥罗 Orlo!
不要 拜托不要跟我讲话 我求您了 No, please. Please do not speak to me. I beg you.
帮我发动政变 Help me with the coup.
天啊 你不能把那个词说出口 Oh, my God, you cannot say that word.
为什么 一个词而已 Why? It's just a word.
但它确实让人心潮澎湃 不是吗 But it does excite the mind, does it not?
我的计划如下 Here's my plan.
我们要为我的统治创造一套哲学理念和计划 You and I will create a philosophy and plan for my regime,
能够鼓舞人民参与其中 one that will inspire others to act
并将其作为我统治的宏伟蓝图 and be a blueprint for my reign.
-你的 -我的统治 - Your-- - My reign.
我们要创造一个强盛而生机勃勃的俄国 When we create a strong, vibrant Russia,
充满深刻思想 人道精神 进步主义 alive with ideas, humane and progressive,
那时人们就能满怀尊严与理想地活着 and here people live with dignity and purpose.
-在俄国 -没错 - In Russia? - Indeed.
好啊 Huzzah.
你想没命吗 Do you want to die?
我无所谓 总之我不想这样活着 I am indifferent. I certainly do not want to live like this.
你会习惯的 我知道现在看起来很糟 You'll get used to it, and I know it looks bad,
但我们在进步 but we make progress.
目前 At the moment,
我们在讨论"蓄须自由"的问题 we have an issue over the free will of beard-wearing.
-我认为如果 -蓄须 - I feel if-- - Beards?
不 我没有时间可以浪费了 人民也是如此 No. I have no time to waste and neither do the people.
你加入吗 Are you in?
我不能加入 原因很简单 I cannot join for the simple reason
你已经证明你自己 you have already proved
完全没有能力成功实施计划 yourself incapable of executing it successfully.
-怎么讲 -你选择了我 - How? - You chose me.
-你是 -一名人民公仆 - You are-- - A civil servant.
-一个懦夫 -我才不信 - A coward. - I don't believe you.
你不是懦夫 You are not a coward.
我知道你与众不同 I know you different.
当谈及思想与人道 When we talk of ideas and humanity,
我看到你在闪耀光芒 I see a light ablaze in you.
你根本就不了解我 You don't know me at all.
你婚姻不幸福 我很抱歉你做了错误的选择 You married badly. I'm, I'm sorry you made a mistake.
但不要拖累我和俄国 Don't drag me and Russia into it.
俄国和我嫁给了同一个人 这是一回事 Russia and I are married to the same man. It is the same thing.
你只是暴躁易怒而已 You are an angry, mad person,
所以即便我拒绝 你最终也会原谅我 so you will forgive me if I say no.
你必须向我保证 决不再向任何人提起此事 And you must promise me never to speak of this to anyone else.
求你了 为了你自己 I beg you, for your own sake.
那你会再提起这事吗 And will you speak of it?
你会告诉彼得吗 Or will you take it to Peter?
这件事 It is something I am
我离开后就会彻底忘记 祝您日安 forgetting as I walk away from you. Good day.
我们打猎时 As we hunt,
应该顺道讨论一下是否要杀掉皇后 we shall discuss whether or not to kill the empress.
什么 陛下 不 她荣光焕发 What? Sir, no, no. She is a, a radiant presence.
光芒四射 她可是天赐之人 She is shimmering, a godsend.
她在宫廷里挑事 她取笑女士们的假发帽 She is a misery at court, made fun of the ladies' wig hats,
她还很奇怪 偶尔我会感到 and is a strange creature who I sense is,
她在嘲弄我 at times, laughing at me.
我在考虑制造一起马车事故 I was thinking a small carriage accident,
适当哀悼一段时间 然后便可选新后了 a suitable period of mourning, and onward to a new choice.
主教 你无需参与 Archie, you will not be involved,
因为这次你大错特错 记得也告诉上帝 as you were abysmally fucking wrong, and tell that to God.
陛下 她正在经历一些转变 Emperor, she's going through some transition.
我们应心怀怜悯地帮助她 We should help her with compassionate--
你给我闭嘴 奥罗 谏言 Shut the fuck up. Orlo, thoughts.
我建议不要 陛下 I think not, sir.
否则欧洲会议论纷纷 宫廷里也会有传言 It would look bad in Europe and be whispered at court.
宫廷里没有人喜欢她 No one at court likes her,
当然除了你们这群佞臣 except apparently you disloyal fucks.
你们都退下吧 乔治和格里戈尔留下 Go, all of you. George and Grigor stay.
父王走进房间时 母后总是神采飞扬 Mother lit up when Father walked into a room.
我可以杀了皇后 重新来过 I could kill her and start again.
为什么完全没人感到兴奋 Why is no one excited by this idea?
奥罗没错 Orlo's right.
那样做在议会看来 是你决策失败 在欧洲看来 It would look like a failure in court, and in Europe...
是你无法让你的皇后幸福 that you could not keep your woman happy.
他可是沙皇陛下 He is the emperor.
您当然可以杀了她 只要您愿意 You, of course, may kill her if you wish.
几周之内 她便会被遗忘 She will be forgotten about in weeks.
终于有一位忠臣了 Finally, some loyalty.
你知我知 我本以为我和皇后会像你们一样 Between us. I thought her and I might be as you two,
是天作之合 a perfect union.
也许她可以是呢 Perhaps she could be.
为何现在就放弃 Why give up now?
也许她就是您所需要的女人 She may be all you need,
就如乔治之于我一样 as George is to me.
想必我会需要更多 I suspect I will always need more,
因为我是个天性贪心的人 as I am a person who always needs more.
在我看来 It seems to me, all you
你不过是想要她在宫廷里更热情点 really want is for her to be more cheerful in court
然后给你生个继承人 你娶妻不过为此 and to bear you an heir, that is all you want from a wife.
是的 正是 而她不能给我这些 Yes. Yes, and she does not provide it.
格里戈尔 Grigor,
你可没说结婚这事是那么难的 you never told me how tricky this marriage business is.
身临其境才能感同身受 Until one is in it, one cannot imagine.
我有时候感觉 I sometimes feel that
我们间的政见分歧 due to our political differences,
让我难以为你提供精神指引 I perhaps do not offer you the spiritual counsel that you need.
这是我的过失 This is my flaw.
我不需要指引 谢谢你的好意 I am fine for counsel, but thank you.
如果你有意思过 我能给你列个过失清单 And if you're seeking flaws, I could also make a list of yours
-如果这能帮到你 -你太客气了 - if it would aid you. - How kind.
我看你不时会和皇后陛下私会 I see you occasionally huddled with the empress
不禁疑惑你是否想由后庭一亲芳泽 and wonder if you're trying to butt-fuck her.
你像强奸新手一般手足无措 奥罗 As flustered as a freshly raped novice, Orlo.
不 我没有 No, I am not.
她是我文学上的知己 仅此而已 She is my friend in literature, that is all.
我们回去跟陛下谈谈 看他怎么看 Let us go back and ask the emperor, see what he makes of it.
他今天似乎格外宽容 He seems in a forgiving mood.
同时也提醒他是你的预言把她带来的 And perhaps remind him your vision brought her here.
上帝总是对的 God is right in all things.
但她令他扫兴了 But she is upsetting him,
我本以为这段婚姻能让他定性 when I hoped being married would settle him.
你和我都是权高位重的人 You and I are men of power,
而我相信都想要保持现状 and I'm sure would like to remain so.
这大概是我们唯一的共性 We have that much in common.
别利用她的失意趁虚而入 Do not take advantage of her unhappiness.
我没有 I am not.
你必须要开导她 You must offer her counsel,
引她走上正道 这对我们都好 lead her to a safe path, for all of us.
-你这算有求于我吗 -正是 - So I believe you ask a favor? - Hmm.
我总说你是这个国家最聪明的人 I've always said you're the smartest man in the kingdom.
她比我想象的要聪明 She is smarter than I hoped,
但我们能想办法的 你会帮我的 but we will manage, and you will help me.
你一定得要掌控所有人 是吧 You just have to try and control everyone, don't you?
我得遵从上帝旨意行事 I must do God's will,
而他总希望我们超越自我 and he often wants us all to not be as we are.
作为交换 你会帮我争取罗斯托夫的胡子 And in exchange, you will help me with Rostov's beard.
我以为他大概真的想她死 I thought perhaps he really wanted her dead.
他一感到孤独就乱说话 He lashes out if he feels alone.
真深刻的见地 你可真了解他 Such insight. You know him so well.
别想指责我 Do not scratch at me.
我要杀了她 这周安排马车意外 I'm killing her, a carriage accident later in the week.
你得想好在宫廷里怎么和欧洲交代 You must decide how to make it work with Europe in the court.
该死 Shit.
有人吗 Hello?
快过来 Come here.
看那些混蛋都把我住处糟蹋成什么样了 Look what those shits have done to my house.
非法入侵 这不再是你的住处了 Trespassing. That is not yours anymore.
-卫兵 -你真要来这套了 - Guards. - You're really doing this then?
这能帮你适应身份转变 It will help you adjust to your place.
就看做是我的友情相助 Think of it as an act of friendship.
那就好好相助 Let us make it worth it then!
太好了 我就知道你能想明白的 奥罗 Yes. Yes. I knew you would see reason, Orlo.
我没有 我是来劝服你的 I have not. I come to you to help you see reason.
你过于明显的不悦让你陷入了险境 Your obvious unhappiness endangers you.
-怎么说 -他会杀了你 - In what way? - He will kill you.
玛丽埃尔 Marial!
你需要些什么吗 皇后陛下 Uh, you wanted something, Empress?
玛丽埃尔在哪 Where is Marial?
她不在这 但她会来的 She's... not here. Um, but she will be,
-在某个时候 -你在撒谎 at an unknown time-- - You are lying,
这不单是失职且很烦人 which is both out of character and really annoying.
带我去找她 Take me to her.
别了 Adieu.
弗拉德 我揍完你后你会比我更惨 Vlad, you will look worse than me when I am done with you.
她不会碰你的 弗拉德 She will not touch you, Vlad.
他想我碰他 不是吗 弗拉德 He wants me to touch him. Don't you, Vlad?
-发生什么事了 -我忘了我的位置 - What happened? - I forgot my place.
-谁做的 -这不重要 - Who? - It does not matter.
我位不配心高 仅此而已 My nature and my station collided, that is all.
没有人有资格这样对你 No one has the right to do this.
严格来说可以 我是一个物品 不是人 Technically untrue. I am property, not a person.
我几分钟后就出去给你穿戴晚餐衣着 Give me a few minutes and I will be out to dress you for dinner.
发生什么事了 你还好吗 What has happened? Are you all right?
我没想到我会有那么多访客 I did not realize I would be having so many guests.
-不然我就会让人送茶来了 -谁做的 - I would have had tea brought down. - Who did this?
她不肯说 大概是斯芬斯卡夫人吧 She will not say. Lady Svenska, perhaps.
不是她 It was not her.
我得干活了 I have a job to do.
我好了 我们走吧 皇后陛下 I am ready. Let us go, Empress.
皇后陛下 我今天下午得到了上帝的昭示 Empress, I had a vision from God this afternoon.
他就爱来这套 Oh, he does that.
我来找玛丽埃尔转话给你 I came to Marial to pass it to you.
天上下着刀雨 Knives were raining down from the clouds,
刃指你娇柔的肌肤 headed for your soft skin.
你一展笑颜 它们便消隐无踪 And you smiled, and they all disappeared
变成了漫天花雨 and became flower petals,
缓缓落下 floating gently down.
所有人都希望我开怀 Everyone wants me to be happy,
现在连上帝都不例外 now even God.
上帝的爱就是一切 God's love... is all.
我正在驯化它们 I am training them.
它们并不都能抵达新世界 They do not all make the journey to a new land.
亲爱的 来坐 My dear, sit.
我们来聊聊你最近怎么样 And let's talk of how you are.
我很好 看我笑得多灿烂 I'm quite well. Note my smiling face.
我看到了 是彼得沙皇令你一展欢颜吗 I do. Has Emperor Peter had something to do with this?
-他可贴心了 -他本性就是如此 - He has been sweet. - Oh. At heart, that is him.
彼得小时候会跑向他的母亲 You know, as a young boy, Peter would run to his mother,
高举着一幅 holding aloft a picture
他的画作或者是一条树叶做成的船 he'd drawn or a boat fashioned from leaves,
眼中充满对赞许的渴望 his eyes and words begging for approbation,
对爱的渴望 for love.
她会给他一个眼神把他盯在原地 And she would level a gaze at him and hold him in it,
他会沉默下来一动不动 and he would fall silent and go so still.
然后他会流下眼泪 And then tears would run from his eyes,
整个身体无法控制地抖个不停 and his whole body would begin shaking uncontrollably,
小便失禁流了一地 and urine would pool at his feet.
-嗯 -是个奇怪的现象 - Hmm. - It was a curious phenomenon.
她为什么这么做 Why would she do that?
每个人有自己的处世之道 Everyone has their thing.
她就是残忍 Hers was cruelty.
所以我请求你稍许的谅解 So I'm asking for some forgiveness,
和同理心 这两样你都有的东西 some empathy, from one I can tell is filled with both.
不可思议 That is amazing.
是的 Indeed.
停下 停下 回来这里 Aah, stop. Stop. Get back here.
晚上好 丈夫 Good evening, husband.
皇后 Empress.
你看起来很棒 You look marvelous.
还有你的下摆 And your skirt,
-很漂亮 -谢谢 - it is very pretty. - Thanks.
这让人的生殖器可以自由摆动 It also allows one's cock to swing free in the air.
很好的设计 出自博尔佐老夫人之手 Marvelous. Old Madam Bolzoi whipped it up.
很聪明 It is genius.
真抱歉我最近的脸色不大好 I apologize if I have been of sour face lately.
-我来红了 你知道怎么回事 -这... - I had my blood in, and you know how that goes. - Rrrr.
好吧 我明白了 这就说得通了 Oh, right. I see. Well, that explains much.
但是我已经好多了 But I feel much restored.
这场震撼的宴会是为了什么 What is the nature of this stunning banquet?
为了把荣耀赐予那些在与瑞典的战争中 We are honoring some of our wounded,
遍体鳞伤最后赢得胜利的人 who finally won a battle for us against Sweden.
可怜的人 Poor fucking guys.
那个人 没了眼睛 No eyes, that one.
他在整场仗都不可能再看见裸女或者鹿了 To never see a naked woman or a deer in full fucking fight again.
而且 他可能跟一个丑女做爱还自得其乐 Still, he may fuck ugly women and be happy now.
好啊 Huzzah.
-我们跳舞吧 -好 - Let us dance. - Ooh.
你是个了不起的舞者 You're an exceptional dancer.
诀窍是想象你的脚上长了翅膀 The secret is to imagine your feet have wings on them.
奥罗 你个处男 假装跟自己的手交配 Orlo, you virgin. Pretend to mount your own hand.
太好了 Brilliant!
乔治 露一手 George, do the thing.
看看这个 非常有意思 Watch this. It is marvelous.
-好啊 -太好了 - Huzzah! - Huzzah!
蛋糕 蛋糕 Ah! Cake! Cake!
谢谢 Ah! Thank you!
太有趣了 Ah, rich!
他现在是牡丹花下死做鬼也风流 He will suffocate, yet die the happiest of men.
敬那些战死沙场的人 To the men who died in battle.
敬远征归来但是丢了四肢的人 To those who returned without all their fucking limbs.
好 Huzzah!
好啊 Huzzah!
-真美味 -嗯 - Oh. That was delicious. - Mm.
我完全同意 I agree entirely.
我就知道我们有共同点 都有好的品味 I knew we had things in common. Good taste.
还有我们都很漂亮 And our prettiness.
把瑞典人的头颅呈上来 Bring in those Swedish heads.
我们要在他们恨意的注视下享用甜点 We will eat dessert under their beady gaze.
真是把柠檬的味道发挥到极致 太棒了 Fucking lemoniest of lemon. Extraordinary.
你想要我的吗 很配你的头发 Would you like mine? It matches your hair.
是的 Indeed.
独乐乐不如众乐乐 不是吗 It is happy to be happy together, is it not?
真了不起 It is marvelous.
你很了不起 You are marvelous.
你给了我新的熊 也不再打我了 You gave me a bear and have ceased punching me.
哪个女人不会为此高兴 What woman would not be happy?
-真好 -很好 - Huzzah. - Huzzah.
我感觉我们好像被人盯着 I feel we are being stared at.
确实是这样 I believe we are.
你真他妈不礼貌 You rude fucker.
各位 把他们眼睛挖出来 Everyone, poke their fucking eyes out.
太好了 Huzzah.
为了保持我的本心 很显然 To be true to my heart, apparently,
我脸上必须表现得无动于衷 I must be disingenuous with my face.
我们都一样 It is the way for all of us.
对别人撒谎不是犯罪 It is not a crime to lie to others,
就是要对自己不忠而已 just to lie to one's self.
深受启迪 但是我真的很不舒服 Very profound. It is very fucking unpleasant to me.
你大概可以这样想 Hmm. You perhaps thought
帝国政变不过是轻而易举的事情 the taking of an empire would be effortless.
我不喜欢你的语气 I do not like your tone.
为什么 因为我戳穿了真相么 Why? It contains the prick of truth.
没错 这就是原因 Yes, that is exactly why.
你在愤愤不平 Are you sore?
沙皇陛下要求进房 The emperor requests entrance.
谢谢 希望您有个愉快的晚上 丈夫 Thank you and have a pleasant night, husband.
好 你也是 Right. You, too.
还不错 是吗 Was good, huh?
是的 Indeed.
没错 Indeed.
好 那很好 Okay. Good.
确实如此 Indeed.
皇后陛下 Empress.
你到底是过的什么日子 奥罗 What a life you live, Orlo.
你不做爱 不战斗 You will not get your cock wet or your knife bloody
你的心像一潭死水 or your heart even pumping,
但是你为了他表现得像个勃起的马戏演员 but you will perform like a cock-pumping circus for him.
这些书籍 这些思想 These books, these ideas,
和你的心一样 都是一潭死水 as dead on your shelves as you are inside.
他们只是诗句 不是现实 They are poetry, not reality.
你不想看到一个强大又生机勃勃的俄国么 Would you not like to see a strong, vibrant Russia,
拥有思想 人道和进步 alive with ideas, humane and progressive,
人们互相尊重 活得有意义 where people live with dignity and purpose?
我想 I would.
还有会讲话的猪和能煎蛋饼的狗 And a talking pig, and a dog that cooks omelets.
但是我怀疑我会郁郁而终 But I suspect I will die disappointed.
也算是一个志向了 郁郁而终 Well, there's an aspiration, to die disappointed.
希望你能实现 虽然我怀疑你能不能成功 Good luck with that. I suspect you will make it.
皇后陛下 我了解如今的处境 Empress, I have looked at the situation
也想过合理范围内我能做到的事情 and at what I can achieve within reason.
如果你不会付诸行动 What's the point in believing
那你相信什么有什么用 in something if you will not act for it?
我也相信合理 相信合理治理的国家 I, too, believe in reason, in a nation ruled by it.
但我相信这只有靠行动和热情才能实现 But I believe only action and passion will achieve it.
我不会甘于在角落里度过一生 I will not live my life on the sidelines,
做个有心无力的懦夫 some half-hearted coward.
我曾为自己许下一个伟大的爱情 I promised myself a great love.
那没有实现 That didn't work out.
随后我意识到... Then I realized...
我想要的是一个伟大的人生 it is a great life that I want.
每个人都想要 Everyone does that.
他们长大以后发现 人生是有界限的 Then they grow up and realize that there are parameters.
我们说的可是叛国罪 Treason is what we're discussing here,
你可能会落得开膛破肚 再塞满幼鼠 which could get you cut open, filled with baby rats,
然后再把肚皮缝上 and then sewn back up.
-我讨厌老鼠 -我也是 - I hate rats. - So do I.
你还讨厌什么 What else do you hate?
我讨厌战争 I hate the war.
我讨厌我的国家这种境地 I hate the fucking state of my country.
但这是俄罗斯 But this is Russia,
变化要一点一滴地积累 things change incrementally.
我说了 你会习惯的 As I said, you'll get used to it.
如果我能习惯 那就不是我了 If I am ever used to it, I will not be me.
我带来了变化 皇后陛下 I make a difference, Empress.
我传播思想 带来进步 I spread ideas. I make progress.
我明白 I understand.
如果你真的做到了 你就不是这样了 If you did this, you would be a different man.
你就会变成一个一直以来胸中充满火焰的人... You would be a man who had been on fire all this time...
但最终 有一天 but finally, one day,
他会让自己把盖子打开 let himself take the lid off,
让熊熊大火把恐惧烧掉 and let the fire burn away the fear,
使自己回归初心 做好准备 and leave him raw and ready
去做和我携手就要完成的事情 to do what it took to join hands with me.
我们一起要改变这个国家 And we would transform this country,
就算在途中牺牲也在所不惜 and die, if needs be, in the process.
但我们会幸福地牺牲 But we would happily die,
我们知道我们活出了该有的样子 knowing we lived as we should.
你会成为那样的人 You would be that man.
我做不到 I can't.
我看见了个小人物 却把他想象成了巨人 I saw a small man and imagined something bigger.
我表示歉意 先生 I apologize, sir.
这些你们会怎么处理 What will you do with them?
烧了 Burn them.
我需要你用基督教方式安葬这些人 I need you to give these a Christian burial.
只有完整的尸体才行 I can only do a whole body.
我可以为他们祈祷 I could bless them.
主啊 请你赐福这些沉睡的奴仆 Grant rest eternal in blessed repose, O Lord,
愿他们永远安息 to Thy servant who's fallen asleep,
愿他们的记忆成为永恒 and make their memory to be eternal.
我决定不杀她了 So I've decided not to kill her.
她讲话风趣好笑 She was full of happy japes.
她解释说她月事来了好几周 She explained her blood was in for weeks, apparently,
这很怪 但可能奥地利人是这样的吧 which was strange but may be an Austrian thing,
所以我们就原谅她 再给她一次机会吧 so let us forgive her and give her another chance.
沙皇陛下 罗斯托夫伯爵来了 Emperor, Count Rostov.
罗斯托夫 你怎么还留着胡子 怎么回事 Rostov, you still have a beaver on your face. What the fuck?
沙皇陛下 也许可以把 Emperor, perhaps a gesture
允许留胡子作为尊重个人意愿的姿态 would be to make the having of beards an issue of free will.
我们一直在谈这个 We've been talking.
-"我们"是谁 -我们所有人 - Who's "We"? - All of us.
维勒门托夫 你说得很清楚 Velementov, you explained it well.
我... I, um...
也许... Perhaps an idea of, um...
允许大家自己选择是一种方式... allowing people to choose would be a way to...
来表达爱和 express love, and, uh,
分享您强大统治力还有... share the strength of your leadership, and, um...
我们对现代化的追求 our quest for modernity.
他们能感受到您的智慧 并服从 They realize your wisdom and almost all happily honor it,
但也允许一定的自由 while allowing some freedom.
他们会更加爱戴您 They love you more.
那如果他们留胡子是公开地说"去你妈的"呢 And what if they all wear beards as an open "Fuck you"?
-他们不会的 -当然他们不会 - They would not. - Of course they would not,
因为他们爱戴沙皇 for they love the emperor,
但我同意格里戈尔说的 but I agree with Grigor.
这有可能让它成为那些心怀不满的人 It opens the door for the unhappiness
表示反抗的一种标志 to have a visual symbol of rebellion.
-只是个胡子 -我只是想请求豁免 - It's just a beard. - I just need dispensation, that is all.
-我妻子... -闭嘴 - My wife-- - Shut up.
什么心怀不满的人 主教 What unhappiness? Archie?
根本没有心怀不满的人 There is no unhappiness.
-绝对没有 -只是假设 我肯定... - None at all. - Mere hypothetics, I'm sure--
他们都应该遵照沙皇陛下的命令 They should all do as the emperor fucking says!
他的意愿是我们都必须遵从的 His will is what we all must bend to.
他的智慧 为什么有人遵从而另一些人却不呢 His wisdom. Why should some bend and not others?
是啊 是啊 我认真考虑之后 Hear. Hear. Now, now I think on it properly,
认为有这种念头都傻透了 this is a silly thing to ever consider.
那法令仍然有效 罗斯托夫 去把胡子刮了 So the edict stands. Rostov, get rid of that fucking beard.
您不能强压着让大家遵从您的意愿 You cannot just force everyone to just bend to your will,
因为表面上他们会屈从 for externally they will,
可从内心 会生出些许不满 but inside, simmering discontent will rise,
可能还会发泄出来 and may spew forth.
你是在吼我吗 奥罗 Are you yelling at me, Orlo?
陛下 您必须要赢得他们的心 Sir, you must win their minds.
陛下 陛下 Sir. Sir, uh,
我们可以让人们自愿地 we can move the country
追随我们 让国家运转 on and bring the people with us by choice,
而不是凭借武力 rather than force.
-个人意愿是重要的... -陛下... - Free will is an important-- - Emperor--
给我闭嘴 胖子 Shut the fuck up, fatso.
-给他剃胡子 -什么 - Shave him. - What?
给我把他胡子剃了 Fucking shave him.
罗斯托夫 快 否则你掉的不仅是胡子 Rostov, move, and you'll lose more than your beard.
当然 你有自由意愿 你可以拒绝我 Of course, you have free will, you can refuse me.
来吧 做出你的选择 Go ahead. Make your choice.
然后我会依自由意愿做出我下一步的选择 And then I will have free will to make my next choice.
水和肥皂 Um, water and soap.
直接剃 Just do it.
奥罗 你这个混蛋 Orlo, you fuck.
奥罗来了 It is Orlo.