然后我父亲去世了 And then my father died--
这看起来像只熊 你不觉得吗 It looks like a bear, don't you think?
确实很像 真了不起 Indeed, it does. Marvelous.
是你的味道 It tastes like you.
什么事 What is it?
抱歉 沙皇陛下 这个消息必须立即报告 I am sorry, Emperor, the news could not wait.
一夜之间 教长伊万·伊里奇主教 Overnight, the patriarch, Bishop Ivan Illyich,
我们伟大俄国东正教的领袖 leader of our great Russian Orthodox Church
忽然死了 is dead, sir.
知道了 真该死 Right. Shit.
你在哭吗 Are you crying?
我没有 德莫夫夫人 I am not, Madam Dymov.
-你看起来就在哭 -我说了我没有 - You look like you are. - I said I'm not!
我只是在说我的看法 I'm just commenting on my impression.
我现在不想听别人对我表现的看法 And I am refraining from commenting on my impression.
但你似乎很喜欢我的忏悔 Though you seem to enjoy my confessions.
今天 他将被安放在教堂接受祝福 He is being laid out in the chapel for a blessing this day,
然后紧接着 and immediately following,
将举行新教长的选举仪式 the choosing of the new patriarch ritual will take place.
知道了 下去吧 Right. Go.
教长是个不错的老头 It's a nice old guy, the patriarch.
他以前和我母亲的关系很好 He was very close with my mother.
-要我帮你口吗 -什么 - Should I suck your cock? - What?
有时 当你说起你母亲时你喜欢这样 Sometimes you like that when you talk of your mother.
现在不用 不过你的好意我心领了 Not now. A kind thought, though. Thanks.
我小时候 母亲常把他召进宫 My mother used to bring him in when I was a child
让他盯着我的眼睛 and asked him to stare into my eyes.
为什么 Why?
看看我是否有灵魂 To see if I had a soul.
然后呢 And?
他会告诉她 我有 He would tell her I did,
但他说这话时总冲着我眨眼睛 but he used to wink at me when he said it.
我母亲过去常说 My mother used to say,
"上帝什么都能看见 他会怎么看你啊" "God sees all. What must he make of you?"
如果上帝都能看见 那我们一定要好好表演 If God sees all, then we must put on a show.
-你真坏 -和你一样 我亲爱的 - You are bad. - As are you, my dear.
大帝 第一季 第四集
一个偶尔真实的故事
莫斯科的骡子
我好害怕 I'm scared.
你必须信任我 You must trust me.
这是什么 What is it?
这是我独创的调制酒 It is my own ingenious concoction.
姜汁啤酒 伏特加 两种完全不同的东西 Ginger beer, vodka, separate two different things
当它们在你口中混合达到高潮时 as they combine in your mouth to a crescendo,
咬一口酸橙 会让你感到无比刺激 drop in a lime, which will give it a kick and voilà.
好吧 来吧 Okay. Go.
真好喝 It's delicious!
属于我们的酒 Our own drink.
今天发明了 Invented this day.
我知道现在才十点 但我们该立刻回床上去 I know it's only ten, but we should return to bed at once.
十点吗 该死 Ten? Oh, shit.
我必须走了 I must go.
我还有 皇后的责任什么的 I have... duties and whatnot.
我命令你 去我床上 I command you, be in my bed,
脱光了等我回来 naked and waiting when I return.
你 我需要你的骡子 You! I need your mule.
这曾是我们的包厢 This was our box.
我和我父亲以前会来这里 We would come here, my father and I.
你父亲怎么样了 How is your father?
他仍是那个毁了我生活的蠢货 He remains a fucking idiot who ruined my life.
但我相信他很健康 But I believe he is healthy,
享受着在马厩铲马粪 and enjoying life shoveling shit in the stables
睡满身水痘的女仆的生活 and fucking pox-ridden maids.
我都喘不上气了 I am winded.
这些束腰基本就是不人道的 但是 These corsets are inhuman at the best of times, but...
抱歉 我 Sorry. I was...
我们等着你来告诉我们 We have left a gap for a description of any sex acts
你的房中趣事 you would like to entertain us on.
不是这样的 我不用听这些 Untrue. I, I have no need to hear anything.
我是想让你歇口气 I was allowing your breath to return
好开始一天的工作 so as to begin the business of the day.
对不起 I'm sorry.
发生了两件事 Two things have happened.
教长死了 必须任命新教长 The patriarch is dead, and a new one must be named.
彼得会任命新教长 Peter will name him,
但我们必须安排自己人 but we must have a dog in the fight.
塔辛克斯主教是我们的人 Bishop Tarcinkus is our man.
因为当你掌权时 For when you take power,
教会必须从成百上千的布道坛支持你 the church must back you from a hundred-thousand pulpits.
你必须去见他 You need to meet him.
要做的第二件事 有关那些女人 The second thing is to do with, the women,
她们 and they have...
斯芬斯卡和她那一伙人 They have started a rumor,
开始散布一个谣言 Svenska and her gang.
一个谣言 A rumor?
她们说你来的时候就已经不是处女了 That, you were not a virgin when you arrived.
你到底... You had, in fact...
我来问 没别的办法了 I'll just ask it. There's no other way.
你睡过马吗 Have you ever fucked a horse?
什么 没有 A what? No!
我也认为没有 但问问也没什么损失 Well, I assumed not, but it never hurts to ask.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
它们刚刚还在走廊里冲我嘶鸣 They just neighed at me in the hall.
我骑骡子来的 我还以为是这个原因 I was riding a mule, I thought that was why.
你必须争取她们 并且要快 You must win them back, and quickly.
谣言传开了就会变成事实 Rumors spread and become fact.
没人会相信这些的 No one will believe that.
这个谣言是个征兆 The rumor is a symptom.
你是个外国人 You are a foreigner
你已经在宫廷给人留下了不好的第一印象 who has made a bad initial impression at court.
女人们会在男人们的耳朵里吹毒风 The women will drip poison in the ears of the men,
你的名声就完蛋了 and your reputation will never recover.
而我们需要宫廷里的男人 And we need the men in the court.
怎么会有人去睡马 How would one even fuck a horse?
我无法解释 但我可以画出来 I can't explain it, but I could draw it.
抱歉 你为了给我报仇而遭受这样的羞辱 I'm sorry. In avenging me, you have suffered.
你可能必须在她们面前教训我 You may have to slap me down in front of them.
你是说让你明白自己的位置吗 You mean put you in your place?
我是说真的一巴掌把我扇倒在地 I mean literally slap me to the floor.
我不会的 I will not do that.
但我会和她和解 But I will make peace with her.
不能再这样一报还一报了 It is done now, this tit for tat.
我会把她们争取过来 I will win them back.
每个人都喜欢我 一直都是这样 Everyone likes me, always have.
您的自信一如既往地鼓舞人 As ever, your confidence is an inspiration.
-弗拉德就喜欢我 对吗 弗拉德 -我... - Vlad likes me. Don't you, Vlad? - I...
对 皇后陛下 Yes, Empress.
-弗拉德 你在看什么 -三角 - What are you reading, Vlad? - Triangles.
三角 太有意思了 Triangles. That's fun.
-尤其是等腰三角形 -对 - Isosceles is particularly good. - Yes.
沙皇陛下在等您呢 The emperor is, is waiting.
-你他妈去哪了 -抱歉 - Where the fuck have you been? - Apologies.
你有你的责任 我们都有责任 You have duties. We have duties.
我们必须要向军队挥手致意 We must wave the troops off.
去他们妈的 Fuck them up!
好啊 Huzzah.
我的眼线告诉我你养着利奥做情人了 My spies tell me you have kept Leo as your lover.
对 I did.
那 So?
那什么 So?
"谢谢你 丈夫 "Thank you, husband.
"你还是对的 "You were right after all,
你的判断无比正确 "with your impeccable judgment,
你容貌英俊 家伙巨大" good looks, and massive cock."
谢谢你 丈夫 Thank you, husband.
你还是对的 You were right after all,
你的饭断无比正确 with your impeccable "fudgement,"
袜子英俊 座钟巨大 good socks, and massive clock.
说得对吗 Is that it?
不... 够接近了 No, it was... Close enough.
不要爱上他 Don't fall in love with him
负责我会一棒子把他的头打开花 or I'll bust his head open with a bat.
他只是一个令人开心的玩物 It is a pleasant diversion, that is all.
我们还是要造出个继位者 我现在就想 We will still make an heir, I'd do it now,
但我刚刚在迪莫夫夫人身上排空了 but I just blew my bag on Madam Dymov.
我的天 My God.
我从来没听说过这个说法 A phrase I have never heard.
主教们都聚齐了 陛下 The bishops assemble, sir.
为什么 Why?
选新的教长啊 To pick a new patriarch.
按惯例要在第二天任命一位新的教长 It is tradition to name a new one the following day.
最重要的是要阻止各教区 And important to stop the regions
派他们的代表来宫里游说推举他们的人 sending their representatives to court to lobby their men.
二十年前 这导致了大规模的流血事件 Twenty years ago, it led to much bloodshed.
我记得 或者是听说过或... I remember. Or was told or...
这鸡蛋要加点盐或者三文鱼或者什么 These eggs need salt or salmon or something.
滚吧 我就去 Fuck off. I'll be in.
我们出生之前就已经存在了是真的吗 Is it true we exist before we are born?
你刚说什么 What did you say?
那个...我是沙皇 由上帝指定的 Is-I am emperor, ordained by God.
那我想他一定在我生下来之前就认识我了 So he must have known me before I existed, I assume.
-我明白了 -而他洞察一切 - I see. - And he sees everything.
但我的皇位是君权神授 所以... But I am emperor by divine right, so...
就是这样 there's that.
我能协助你吗 陛下 If I could be of assistance to you, Emperor?
一个女人来选教长 Well, a woman pick the patriarch?
好啊 Huzzah.
你让我开心了点 你真贴心 You have cheered me. You are sweet.
斯芬斯卡夫人 Lady Svenska?
你在哭吗 Have you been crying?
春天的气息一来 我的过敏就犯了 At first sign of spring, my allergies act up.
你的丈夫要走了 Your husband is leaving.
的确 好啊 Indeed. Huzzah.
我感觉我们可能一开始有些误解 I feel we may have got off on the wrong foot.
是吗 怎么说 Really? How so?
衣服的事 The dress thing,
我自然有些不满 some general disdain on my part,
你打我的仆人 you beating my servant.
我想说 我不明白您指的是什么 I must confess, I do not know to what you refer.
您是我们的皇后 我们都荣幸之至 You are our empress and we are all blessed by it.
好吧 Right.
即便是我们认为 For even if we thought
您是个傲慢的恶妇 you were a vicious cunt filled with arrogance,
来之前还和一匹马交媾过 who fucked a horse before she arrived,
我们仍会尊您为我们的皇后 we would still respect you as our empress.
我从没和马交媾过 I never fucked a horse!
别慌 基督善徒都不会相信的 Do not fluster. No good Christian will believe it.
我们都尊敬您 皇后 You have our respect, Empress.
怎么样 Well?
她居然对我的魅力不为所动 She's oddly impervious to my charms.
她怎么把控其他女人的 What's the hold she has over the other women?
她非常富有 Well, she's very rich,
出身自俄国最好的家庭之一 from one of the best families in Russia.
有些人欠她钱 And some owe her money.
她用礼物 关心和娱乐包围了所有的人 And she showers them all with gifts, attention, and fun.
我有钱 其它所有的我都有 还不止这些 Well, I'm rich, and all the other things, and more.
如果我们无法赢得斯芬斯卡 If we cannot win Svenska,
也许我们可以把别的女人从她那边拉过来 perhaps we can peel the women off her.
皇后陛下 我们还有要紧的事呢 Empress, we have pressing business.
是啊 我想起来了 Indeed. I now recall that.
沃伦斯基伯爵 Count Voronsky.
奥罗伯爵 日安 先生 Count Orlo. Good day, sir.
皇后陛下 Empress.
塔辛克斯主教来了 您应该见见他 Bishop Tarcinkus is here. You should meet him.
奥罗 很遗憾 她今天时间上的压力很大 Orlo, unfortunately the pressures on her time are great today.
我时间上的压力应该由我来决定 I shall be the judge of the pressures on my day.
的确 我是您谦卑的仆人 Indeed. I am your humble servant.
我退下了 I shall away.
-他刚刚咬了你吗 -是啊 - Did he just bite you? - He did.
我都有点悸动了 I felt it a little inside myself.
我不想让人烦 但这件事... I do not wish to be annoying, but to do this...
政变要绝对的专注 Coup will take utter focus.
我很专注 奥罗 I am focused, Orlo,
但我必须先去处理伯爵的无礼行径 but I must deal with the count's insolence first.
对这种松一阵紧一阵的方式我无法理解 I do not understand this scattered approach.
你真的不理解吗 Do you really not understand?
我需要检查一下你下面有没有了 I will now need to check you for a cock.
你真的往后闪了 Are you actually backing away?
哇 Wow.
"哇"是什么意思 What is "wow"?
我也不知道 I don't know.
突然想到了这个词 It is a word that came to me.
我想这词很恰当 It is right, I think.
你还好吗 You all right?
我很享受我们共处的时光 I've enjoyed our time together.
你可以走了 You may go.
我什么时候再来 And when shall I return?
看我心情 At my pleasure.
无需多言 即刻离开 Speak no more, depart at once.
-皇后陛下 -不要... - Empress. - Do not...
和我争辩 ...argue with me.
你还好吗 Are you all right?
没事 今日是举国哀伤的日子 Of course. It's a sad day for our nation.
他于你如父 如同你于我如父 He was a father to you, as you were to me.
我感觉大地裂开了一个洞... I feel a hole ripped in the earth...
这个洞会吞噬我 that may swallow me.
母亲去世时我也有此感 As I felt when Mother died.
但你握紧了我的手 But you grabbed my hand
所以那个洞未能将我吞噬 and the hole did not swallow me.
你那时才八岁 You were eight.
失去不分年龄 Loss is loss.
我得去尽我的职责了 I must, see to my duties.
谢谢 Thank you.
早餐后就没人见过他 No one has seen him since breakfast.
走吧 我去找他 Go. I'll find him.
他们在找你 They're looking for you.
当然 Of course.
教长 The patriarch.
那老男人 直勾勾地盯着你 That old fuck, staring in your eyes.
所以我才躲了他这么多年 Why I've avoided him for years.
我他妈什么都给他们了 And I've fucking given them everything.
他们怎么就不能自己选人 Why can't they choose their own fucking person?
最好别这样 你必须自己选择 You don't want that. You need to choose.
教会必须要控制住 The church must be controlled.
来吧 会很有趣的 我也会去 Come on, it'll be fun. I'll come.
这就像... It'll be like...
我们和你父亲一起去给你挑选 when we interviewed those French courtesans with your dad
给你破处的法国妓女一样 for who would be your first.
是啊 11岁真好 不是吗 Yes, it was good to be 11, wasn't it?
快乐的时光 Happy days.
来吧 Come on.
他很激动 He's excited.
他们中某些人不太会和女人相处 They can be funny about women, some of them,
所以他 他不会和你说话 so, he, he won't speak to you
或者直视你 or look you directly in the eye.
你走过去 跪下 You may pass by and get on your knees
他就会赐福于你 and he will bless you.
他不会和我说话 He will not speak to me?
那他怎么能帮到我们 How could he be a good choice for us?
他同意我们的一些观点 He is aligned with some of our views.
我的一个观点是女人也是人 One of my views is that women are humans,
他似乎并不赞同 he does not seem aligned with that.
不 他同意 他同意 No, he is. He is.
只是... 他们太老了 Just... they are old.
我们必须这么做 We need to do this.
你好 Hello.
今天怎么样啊 How are you today?
保佑这女人 Bless this maiden.
很高兴见到你 Lovely meeting you.
相信我 Trust me.
显然 我相信你 I do, obviously.
这里是候选人的名单 Here is a list of the candidates.
你不留下吗 Aren't you staying?
我不能在场 陛下 I cannot join you, sir.
我的神职比他们低 I am junior to these men.
真可惜 只有候选人能在场 Such a shame, only candidates are present.
不过 我会全程伴您左右 沙皇陛下 However, I'll be with you every step of the way, Emperor,
以保证仪式顺利进行 to facilitate the ritual.
上帝会给沙皇指示 他会感受到的 God will give the emperor a sign, he will feel it.
-他不需要... -进行理性的思考 - He does not need-- - Rational thought applied to it?
沙皇会提问他们 以确保他们的圣洁 The emperor may question them to ascertain their holiness
以及对他的爱戴和忠诚 and their love and loyalty to him.
-说得好 是我评判他们 -当然 - That's good. I'm judging them. - Of course.
-没错 -格里戈尔 我们正在... - Exactly. - Grigor, we are in the middle of--
闭嘴 奥罗 Shut up, Orlo.
沙皇请求了我的帮助 The emperor's asked for my help.
比如 我们该怎么分清他们 For instance, how are we going to tell them apart?
以及 我们能任用留着大胡子的 Next, can we have the old bearded man
还闻起来像尿骚味混合熏香味的老男人吗 who smells of moldy crotch and incense?
说得妙 Brilliant.
格里戈尔会把面试变成一场玩笑 Grigor will help make it a jape.
这不是...玩笑 It is not a... jape.
这需要严肃地对待 It needs to be taken seriously.
我们选的可是上帝在人间的代表 It is God's representative on Earth.
我他妈很清楚这事的重要性 主教 I am well aware of the fucking import, Archie.
好了 我们从哪里开始 Right. Where shall we start?
我提议按胡子长度排序 I suggest order by beard length.
精彩 太精彩了 Rich. That's rich.
这是位善良圣洁的人 This is a good and holy man.
好吧 这是我们想要的吗 Right. Do we want that?
我们要的是爱戴您的人 We want someone who loves you.
彼得沙皇 Emperor Peter,
我是莫吉廖夫家族的帕维尔·洛普夫·塔辛格思 I am Pavel Lopov Tarcinkus of Mogilyov.
你对沙皇陛下的忠诚 Your loyalty to the emperor
同你和上帝间的纽带一样牢固 对吗 is as strong as your bond with God, is it not?
这问题听起来不错 That seems a good question.
这纽带牢不可破 It is an unbreakable bond.
你是上帝 上帝是你 上帝是爱 You are God, God is you, God is love.
我喜欢这人 I like this guy.
沙皇陛下 Emperor,
我是维尔纳家族的赫尔曼·阿列克谢·利昂提斯 I am Herman Aleksy Leontius of Vilna.
我相信 你是俄国从古至今最优秀的领导者 And I believe you to be the greatest leader Russia has ever seen.
他也很有竞争力 He seems like a strong possibility, too.
能为你效劳 我会深感荣幸 I would be honored to serve under you,
这如同为上帝本人效劳 at the feet of God himself.
我喜欢这家伙 I like this guy.
我不认为自己能胜任这个职位 I do not claim to be good enough for this office.
我只知道一件事 I know only one thing.
这位沙皇会引领我们走向毁灭 This emperor is a man who brings us to destruction,
不辨是非 崇拜魔鬼的道路... amoral, devil-worshiping...
他是个通奸者 ...a fornicator,
他应该受教会斥责 a man to be turned on by the church
在这片土地上的每一个布道坛上 and denounced from every pulpit in the land
被谴责为没有灵魂的异教徒 as a soulless heretic.
他妈... You fucking--
我将自己献身于上帝之爱的火焰 I commit myself to the flames of God's love...
让这地方在它的不平等中堕落吧 ...and leave this place to its inequity!
天啊 Jesus.
他怎么敢这样跟我说话 How dare he speak to me like that?
吸点鼻烟 鼻孔里还有味道 Take some snuff, it's in the nostrils.
所以我们必须确保你受人民支持爱戴 It is why we must be sure you are supported and loved.
如果教会不承认你 It is a danger we have just seen
就会出现刚刚那样的危险 if the church denounce you.
这太不公平了 太危险了 It would be grossly unfair, and fucking dangerous.
主教 你他妈怎么搞的 他为什么在名单上 Archie, what the fuck? Why was he on the list?
名单是由议会投票决定的 It was voted on by the synod.
他脑子有点问题 He is a troubled man.
我完全不知道他会是这样... I had no idea he was this--
我怎么知道他们不是都这么想 How do I know they don't all think like that?
选错了是有这样的危险 That is the danger of the wrong choice--
他们会背叛沙皇 they turn on the emperor.
所以我觉得塔辛克斯主教是个不错的选择 That's why I think Bishop Tarcinkus would be a good choice.
他是哪个 Which one was he?
那个老头 灰胡子 没着火 Old guy, gray beard, not on fire.
你别添乱了 格里戈尔 You're not helpful, Grigor.
我完全没资格对此提出建议 It's not at all my place to advise on this,
但显然科洛夫是个强有力的人选 but obviously you would have seen Kerlov as a strong candidate.
-他宣扬的是仇恨和恐惧 -是的 恐惧 - He preaches hate and fear. - Yes, fear.
不靠恐惧是无法控制俄国的 You cannot hold Russia without it.
这是皇帝的制衡之术 It's a lever in the emperor's hand
教堂则心甘情愿地帮他实现 the church happily wields for him.
是的 我已经做了决定 Yes, I have made a decision.
我先喝啤酒 接着喝伏特加 I'll start with a beer, move on to vodka,
然后吃点屄做甜点 and then eat some pussy for dessert.
格里戈尔 我们走 Grigor, let's go.
你没资格提这样的建议 It is not your place to advise on this.
你为什么这么在乎这个人选 Why do you care who it is so much?
我渴望俄国有仁慈的一面 I desire Russia's goodness.
我不希望让人带我们又回到黑暗时代 I do not wish someone who will take us back to the Dark Ages.
你太会撒谎了 奥罗 You lie so well, Orlo.
这话从撒谎大师口中说出是对我最大的赞美 From one so accomplished, the greatest of compliments.
对上帝的爱真是如干柴烈火一般 Such a burning love for God.
他爱得太过分了 One can love too much.
这些东西真漂亮 These are pretty things.
你也是 弗拉德 As are you, Vlad.
皇后驾到 The empress.
皇后陛下 Empress.
我一看到这个就想到了您 I saw it and thought of you.
真是太好了 It is delightful.
抱歉我的孩子们不太懂事 I'm sorry about my children.
鲍里斯病了 他们就 Boris is sick and they are...
太疯了 just crazy!
他们很可爱 They are delightful.
太优雅了 It is so elegant.
漂亮的颜色 A lovely color.
我看到它 就想到了你的优雅 I saw it and it made me think of you in your elegance.
谢谢您 Thank you.
它们是格鲁吉亚黄金制成的 They are made of Georgian gold,
我一看到它们就希望能送给你 and I wished you to have one the minute I saw them.
-你不该这样低声下气 -什么 - You should not beg like this. - What?
你是皇后 地位就是一切 You are the empress. Status is everything.
我想成为她们的朋友 I wish to be their friend.
你还真贴心 Aren't you sweet?
可她们就爱拿捏心肠好的人 And don't they love to eat sweet things.
谢谢你的彩蛋 Thanks for the egg.
你不会真想和她们交朋友吧 You will not become actual friends with them, will you?
我可受不了 I could not bear it.
你是我在这里的第一个朋友 You are my first friend here,
我真正的朋友 没有什么能动摇这一点 my true friend, nothing shall shake that.
请原谅我 Excuse me.
日安 Good day.
午夜来我的公寓吧 Join me at midnight in my apartments.
我不会听你或任何人的心血来潮 I will not be at your or anyone's whim.
当然 皇后陛下 Of course, Empress.
但是 我经常在晚上散步 However, I often go walking at night,
所以我或许会去吧 碰巧的话 so I may be there, coincidentally,
也可能不会去 or I may not.
我真喜欢这些长长的走廊 I do so enjoy the length of these hallways.
自从那晚你父亲在这儿 I've not been in here
纵情狂欢 一个男从往我屁眼里塞了根 since your father had an orgy one night,
胡萝卜后 我就没来过这里 and a man put a carrot in my asshole.
-皇帝陛下 -对 - Emperor. - Yes.
这是我家族从前的公寓 My old family apartments.
好几年了没住了 但我要在这边待一段时间 It's been a few years, but I am to stay awhile.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
我喜欢树 I like trees.
我在家时习惯了能从我的床上看到这些树 I am used to seeing them from my bed at home.
这些窗户的朝向看不到树 The aspect of these windows do not allow it,
所以我打算种一棵 so I'm planting one.
很奇怪 但是好吧 Odd, but okay.
你已正式成为皇后的情人了 You are officially the empress' lover.
我放了你 但她留了你 I released you, but she kept you.
你放了我 You released me?
应该由她来告诉你的 她没有吗 She was to tell you. She did not?
真是个巫婆 She is a witch.
两件事 欢迎进入宫廷 Two things. Welcome to court.
你现在是我们的一员了 You're one of us now.
好啊 Huzzah.
格里戈尔 他在种树 Grigor. He's planting trees.
他总是很怪 He's a curious one.
他看起来不太好受 He also seems unwell.
我狠狠地打了他一拳 给他拿杯喝的 I hit him quite hard. Give him a drink.
让我们坐在这室内的森林里一起喝酒吧 Let us sit in this indoor forest and drink together.
男人应该和他妻子的情人做朋友 A man should be friends with his wife's lover.
我父亲教我的 My father taught me,
这是唯一不让事情失控 it is the only way things go well
演变为流血事件的办法 and do not end in bloodshed.
-格里戈尔 你同意吗 -确实如此 - Grigor, do you agree? - Indeed.
看 格里戈尔和我喜欢彼此 See, Grigor and I love each other.
今天早上 我从他老婆下面吃了一颗无花果 This morning, I ate a fig out of his wife's pussy,
-现在我们也很好 -什么 - and here we are. - What?
这是牢不可破的羁绊 It is a bond unbreakable.
利奥 我们应该做朋友 Leo, we shall be friends.
我的荣幸 陛下 My honor, sir.
这是什么 What is this?
李子 吃的李子 A plum. P-L-U-M.
你学认字学得很顺利嘛 Your reading goes well.
利奥·沃伦斯基伯爵求见 Count Leo Voronsky requests admittance.
我知道你很忙 所以我会长话短说 I know you're busy, so I'll keep this brief.
说吧 Go on.
就这样 That was it.
就怎样 What was it?
我刚刚躺在床上 想着你 I was lying in my bed, thinking of you,
你是多么精致 how exquisite you are,
我开始觉得我的大脑夸大其词 and I began to think my mind was exaggerating it.
有夸大吗 And was it?
有一点 但不多 A little, yes, but not much.
我昨晚去见你了 I came to see you last night,
发现你和彼得在一起 吃"水果大餐" and found you with Peter, in a fruit fest.
他希望我们能成为朋友 He wishes for us to be friends.
我必须成为朋友 I must be friends.
你很擅长这个游戏 假装 You are good at this game, pretending.
我想是的 I suppose I am.
那我怎么能相信你呢 So how can I believe you?
-你是不是 -真心对你是吗 - That you are-- - True with you?
我想你只有相信自己的直觉了 I suppose you only have your instincts on it.
我喜欢浪漫的情怀 I am something of a romantic.
我担心你会 My fear is that you will--
伤了你的心 Break your heart.
如果我爱上你 那我是会伤心 Were I to fall for you, that is.
但你没有 Which you have not.
一点也不 Not at all.
我决定把你作为消除我的好奇心的乐趣 You were a pleasure I decided to take to slake my curiosity.
你有冷酷无情的一面 You have a ruthless side,
这让我有点血脉贲张 it makes my blood rush around a little.
-你把我想得太复杂了 -你也是 - You are complicating me. - And you me.
见你和彼得在一起 Seeing you with Peter.
我是傻瓜吗 Am I a fool?
-可能吧 -我们都可能是 - I can be. - We all can be.
和你在一起 我让自己成为了他的一部分 Being with you, I've made myself a part of his world.
他是那么反复无常 Mercurial as he is,
你是如此的可爱却琢磨不透 delightful but unknown as you are,
我知道我会给我原本轻松的生活带来麻烦 I am aware I invite trouble into my otherwise easy life.
通常我只想邀请客人喝酒 And usually all I like to invite is guests for drinks
在庄园的树林里漫步 and a wander in the estate woods.
别这么不停吸引我 Do not charm me so relentlessly.
我爱上你了 I have fallen for you.
所以 So...
我完蛋了 I'm fucked.
我决定接受这一点 I have decided to embrace it.
如果你现在想把我扔到一边 If you wish to toss me aside now,
你会把我的心伤得遍体鳞伤 you will break a large piece of me inside,
但我可以重获自由 逃回我的庄园 but I would be free to escape to my estate,
时间或许会治愈我的伤痛 and in time, I'd perhaps mend.
如果你这么做 那就是帮了我一个大忙 所以 You'd do me a brutal favor if you did, so...
做出选择吗 Choose?
选吧 Choose.
我 I...
你可以走了 You may go.
暂时的 For the moment.
我 I'm...
会考虑的 will think.
爸爸喜欢赌博 Daddy loved gambling.
有一次我醒来发现他在砍我的辫子 I once awoke to him chopping off my pigtails
因为他把它们输给了那个吓人的男仆 because he'd lost them to the creepy footman.
最糟糕的是他失去了葡萄园 The worst part was him losing the fucking vineyards,
现在我们得花钱买这瓶好酒了 and now we have to pay for this delicious wine.
是很好喝 It is delicious.
主教们集合了 长官 The bishops assemble, sir.
我们今天必须做出决定 We must decide today.
他妈的 我们在吃牡蛎 We are eating oysters, for fuck's sakes.
你就非得打扰吗 滚 Must you interrupt? Get out!
真粗鲁 So rude!
情况怎么样 How's it going?
糟透了 上帝真该给我个启示 Badly. God should really give me a sign.
懒鬼 Lazy fucker.
我 Me?
上帝啊 God!
说真的 你们两个都是 Well, both of you, really.
为什么他们不把他们都杀了然后任命我呢 Why don't they just kill them all and instate me?
我穿黑色很好看 还够年轻 I look good in black and I'm under a hundred,
会让所有人都耳目一新 it'll be refreshing for all.
这主意真不错 干得漂亮 That's a brilliant idea. Well done.
谢谢 Thank you.
不 我是说我的主意 启示 No. What I said. A fucking sign.
为什么什么都要我来做 Why must I do all the work?
给你的 For you.
这是斯芬斯卡写来的 This is from Svenska.
她邀请我今天去参加茶会 She's invited me to a tea dance this day.
她终于意识到她需要讲和了 Someone realizes she needs to make peace.
谢谢你送我这么漂亮的礼物 Thank you for your beautiful gift.
别离皇后那么近 你会挤到她的 Give the empress some air. You will crush her.
请坐 亲爱的 Sit, my dear.
谢谢你 Thank you.
还有邀请函 And for the invitation.
你的礼物很漂亮 Your gift was beautiful.
你的口味很精致 You have exquisite taste.
我一直觉得你也是 I always think that of you.
我尽力了 毕竟也没什么事好做 I try, as there isn't much else to do here.
你的情人怎么样 How is your lover?
对 说吧 Yes. Do tell.
他父亲很厉害 His father was astonishing.
他是我的第一个 He was my first.
好好讲讲利奥的事吧 陛下 Lay Leo on a dish for us, Empress.
我们想了解你 We wish to know you.
这...这是私事 It's... it's a private thing.
当然 Of course.
我们跳舞好吗 Shall we dance?
亲爱的凯瑟琳 你没事吧 Dear Catherine, are you all right?
我们太沉迷于音乐了 We get caught up in the music.
而你对舞蹈还不熟悉 And you are new to the dance.
跳舞是一件非常精妙的事情 It is a very precise thing.
如果你不在正确的时间出现在正确的地点 If you are not right place, right time,
与舞伴配合好 and it tune with your partner,
就会很危险 it is a dangerous thing.
不 我很好 No, I'm fine.
我流鼻血了 That is my nose blood.
让我们为皇后的勇敢鼓掌 Let us applaud the empress for her bravery.
向她表示我们的尊重 Show her our respect.
皇后陛下 The empress.
我可以告诉我丈夫你的所作所为 I could tell my husband what you did.
你丈夫对你的喜爱尚比不上对食物的热爱 There are plates of food your husband likes better than you.
你只不过是他不得不接受的子宫 You are nothing but a tolerated womb.
我们永远不会在他面前不尊重你 We will never disrespect you in front of him,
但你最好清楚自己在我 but you will do well to know your place
和夫人们心中的地位 in regard to me and my ladies.
别再试图夺走我的人 Do not attempt to take them from me again...
干马的 horse fucker.
怎么了 What's happened?
茶舞 A tea dance.
你还好吗 Are you all right?
这地方真让人难以忍受 It is unbearable, this place.
操 Fuck!
哭吧 Cry.
我能从你身上感觉到 I can feel it in you.
我 我想家了 I... I miss home.
还有什么 What else?
我恨所有人 I hate everyone.
还有什么 What else?
我不喜欢吃驼鹿的嘴唇 I don't like eating moose lips,
但每个人都在没完没了地说这玩意 but everyone's always going on about them.
真是恶心的东西 Disgusting stuff.
就像暴风雨离开你的身体 Like a storm departing your body.
哭是很俄国化的 To cry is very Russian.
很咸 通常会配上伏特加 It is salty and vodka-laced usually.
你对政治怎么看 What of politics?
你都没提过 You never even speak of it.
拼上性命去撞墙 自己撞得粉身碎骨 What needs to be said of throwing your life at a brick wall
墙却屹立不倒 until the wall is still there,
还有什么可说的 but you're bones and mush in a skin bag?
改变是可能发生的 Change is possible.
我12岁的时候 When I was 12,
战争逐渐向我们逼近 the war edged its way toward us.
突然有人出现在我们的麦田里 Suddenly men appeared in our wheat fields.
整片土地都在一片蓝色的烟雾中消失了 The whole of the land was lost in a blue smoke
烟雾里面有飘忽的鬼影 with shapes like ghosts shifting amid it.
但后来战斗停止了 But then the fighting stopped.
雨来了 把血冲走了 Rain came and washed the blood away.
我们重新播种 We replanted.
小麦又长出来了 The wheat grew back.
当我和我父亲再次走过田野时 And as my father and I walked through the field again,
他问我 he asked me,
"有谁是赢家呢" "Who won?"
所以一切都无所谓吗 So nothing matters?
我们都会化为尘土 We'll all be dust.
我要做快乐的尘土 I will be happy dust.
所以你的快乐是你的政治立场 So your happiness is a political stand?
确实如此 我不会放弃的 Indeed it is. And I will not resile from it.
要不要再来一杯 Shall we have another?
我不知道我对此是 I do not know whether I...
敬佩还是鄙视 admire it or despise it.
我也不知道 所以我想你还是不知道的好 Neither do I, so I suggest you do neither.
好好享受我就行了 Merely enjoy me.
也许 舔我一下 Maybe... lick me a little.
如果你喜欢的话 If you feel like it.
我很抱歉 但我不能让你走 You know, I'm sorry, but I cannot let you go.
我从没想过完蛋会如此愉快 I never thought being doomed would feel so pleasant.
主教 你还能与上帝沟通 预见神迹吗 Archie, you still have your visions and communications with God?
上帝的旨意是在一定条件下降临于我身的 They come to me under certain conditions.
他这么说说罢了 Or he says they do.
我很幸运能和我们的主建立联系 I am blessed to have a connection with our Lord.
这太不寻常了 我理解你的怀疑 It's so unusual, I understand your disbelief,
因为你的信仰和想象力都很平庸 for your faith and imagination are pedestrian.
他刚刚就是"操你妈"的意思 He just said, "Fuck you,"
要是你没听懂的话 奥罗 if you did not get that, Orlo.
-我听懂了 -很好 - I did, sir. - Great.
按我的主意 假装预见神迹 So, my idea. Do your vision.
问问上帝我该选谁 Ask God who I should pick.
-什么 不行 -不行 - What? No. No. - No?
你他妈在说什么 What the fuck are you talking for?
要是你再多说一个字 我就把你的舌头拔出来 I will pull out your tongue and eat it
就着欧芹酱吃掉 with a nice salsa verde if it moves again.
事情不是那么简单的 It does not really work like that.
-上帝 -告诉祂 我他妈的在问 - God-- - Tell him I'm fucking asking.
我是神所命定的 I am ordained by God,
所以这件事上他就得配合我演出 so he needs to play handball with me on this
如果他不想一切都因选错而搞砸的话 if he doesn't want it all fucked up by a wrong choice.
当然 Of course.
我看看能不能为预见神迹创造条件 I will see if I can create the conditions for a vision.
我操 Fuck me.
你刚说什么 Did you just speak?
C D C... d...
E F E... f...
-他让主教 -G - He has sent Archie... - G...
与上帝沟通 to commune with God.
上帝会给主教一个神示 God will show Archie a sign,
主教会选出教长并通知彼得 and he will pick the patriarch and inform Peter.
他妈的 他想选谁就选谁 He fucking has whoever he wants.
撒谎 虚伪的混蛋 Lying, disingenuous prick.
玛丽埃尔 Marial!
他是个好人 内心是个圣人 He is a good man, and a holy man in his heart.
他是你的朋友和表亲 你有偏见 He is your friend and cousin. You are biased.
他是个政治野兽 He is a political animal,
永远保护教会的权力和财富 always protecting the power and wealth of the church.
他是主教 这就是你所说的"他的职责" He is a bishop, that is what you would call his job.
而你的职责就是做一只烦人的处男虫子 As it is your job to be an annoying, un-fucked insect.
玛丽埃尔 喘口气 Marial, take a breath.
奥罗 如果他是政治野兽的话 Orlo, if he is a political animal,
就可以跟他讲道理 he can be reasoned with.
他至少还和女人说话 He does at least speak to women,
所以至少比我们的候选人强点 so he has one up on our man, anyway.
你以前也做过交易 You have done deals in the past.
是 Yes.
所以 把他推向我们的人 So, push him toward our man.
我可以和他谈谈 I could talk to him.
那他就会怀疑 为什么一个女人 And he'll wonder why a woman
会关心教长人选 还插手选举 cares about the patriarch and tip our hand.
这是我的工作 It is my job.
教长也影响着女性 The patriarch affects the women, too.
问问我的保姆就知道 Just ask my nanny,
她非婚生了孩子 who got pregnant out of wedlock,
他们村子的人就杀了她 and they fucking killed her in her village
奉牧师之命 at the priest's behest!
奥罗错了 Orlo is wrong.
主教是个好人 Archie is a good man.
说实话 我从来没有忘记被他的手指捅的事 I never got over the fingering, to be honest.
他必须那样做 He had to do that.
那是他的角色和职责 It is his role and duty.
我母亲死后 When my mother died,
我父亲抓着酒瓶 怀里抱着妓女 and my father clutched a bottle and a whore to his breast
而不是他年幼的孩子 instead of his young children,
是他每天照顾我和我的妹妹 he took care of me, and my sister, every day.
他在政治上很固执 He has a hard head for politics,
但相信我 他的心地是好的 but trust me, a good heart.
别再去想他瘦长的手指了 Leaving the bony fingers aside.
主教 Archie.
奥罗 Orlo.
我们能不能聊聊谁应该做教长 Can we talk about who the patriarch should be?
满脑子都是政治 奥罗 Always with the politics, Orlo.
你的世界真是太小了 What a small world you live in.
一切都事关政治 主教 Everything is politics, Archie.
这只能说明你的要价很高 That just means your price is high.
你会看到幻象 You are going to have a vision,
真令人意外 那将是科洛夫 and lo and behold, it will be Kerlov.
你这么想我很遗憾 I feel sorry for you that you think that.
这是你观念的问题 That's the problem with your philosophy.
你夸大了个人的地位 You aggrandize the individual,
认为我们不是某些更宏大的事物的一部分 think we're not part of something bigger.
你试图将我们推向 It's a barren wasteland of aloneness
一片孤独的荒野 that you try to push us towards.
上帝拥抱着我们 God enfolds us.
祂的爱拥抱着我们 His love enfolds us.
而现在你的鬼话拥抱着我 And right now your bullshit enfolds me.
我尽可能带给你温暖 我的朋友 Any warmth I can bring, my friend.
我们分析一下谁对我们双方最有好处 Let us work out who suits us both best.
我仅有的要求 All I ask.
我是上帝的仆人 不是你的 I'm God's servant, not yours.
无关政治 No politics.
祂指引着我 He directs me.
塔辛克斯是个好人 Tarcinkus is a good man,
我只是想说这个 all I wanted to say,
我们都能跟他合作 a man we can both work with.
他没有真正的意见 He has no real opinions.
操 Shit.
"时而在此 时而在彼" "Now here, now there,
菲莉丝·惠特利《想象》
"想象四处漫游 飞舞" "the roving fancy flies,
直到某个可爱的事物吸引她顾盼的双眼 "till some loved object strikes her wandering eyes,
她如丝般羁绊着所有的感官 "whose silken fetters all the senses bind,
就连思想也被温柔地囚禁其中" and soft captivity involves the mind."
你好 Hello.
那些女人 The women.
对 Yes.
我听说有一场茶舞会出了状况 I heard a tea dance got out of hand.
她们讨厌我 They hate me.
你确实非常出色地羞辱了斯芬斯卡 Well, you did stripe Svenska most marvelously.
但她的面子对她来说很重要 But her surface is what matters to her,
而你狠狠地伤了它 and you scratched it hard.
我想要她们喜欢我 I want them to like me.
为什么 她们很乏味 Why? They are dreary.
你只需要受她们尊敬 All you need to do is be respected by them
表现出对她们负责任 and show responsibility for them.
负责任 Show responsibility?
你是女性仅有的声音 You are the only voice the women have.
但我没有话语权 But I do not have a voice.
你必须获得话语权 You must grow one.
同样 你也要在你闪亮的子宫里获得一位继承人 As you will grow an heir in your bright, shiny womb.
等等 Wait.
这些是什么 What are these?
灵感和教育 Inspiration and education.
生理上有可能做到吗 Is it physically possible?
我本以为不行 I thought not,
但只要有人抱着你 but as long as you have someone to brace you,
那个就很棒 that one is excellent.
尽管之后会疼上几天 Though painful for a few days after.
你被迷住了 You're intrigued.
它们点燃了我内心的某种东西 They fire something in me.
这让我想起了关于马的故事 Which brings me to this horse story.
我想来着 但马不同意 I wanted to, but the horse said no,
说不行就不行 and neigh means neigh.
你太有意思了 You are a delight.
我们都是动物 We are all animals,
所以就算你做过 我也不会对你苛责 so I would not judge it harshly if you had.
我有一次见到一头很漂亮的鹿 I once saw a deer so beautiful,
我就趴在一棵树上 把裙子掀起来 I leant against a tree with my dress raised,
希望它来上我 hoping it would mount me.
无论如何 那些夫人 Anyways, the ladies.
你可能得扇玛丽埃尔一巴掌 You may have to slap Marial down.
她也是这么说的 That's what she said.
聪明的女孩 Wise girl.
你不能将仆人置于一位夫人之上 这是不行的 You cannot choose a servant over a lady. It will not do.
我不 I will not.
看 就像这样 Just like that. See?
做皇后并不容易 It is not easy being empress,
但你可以做到的 but you can do it.
我手里这些来自亚洲的棍子 Now, I have these sticks from Asia.
它们可以提升你的生殖能力 They are to enhance your fertility,
但是我弄不明白 but I cannot work out
我们是要把它们放在子宫的位置 whether we wave them over your womb
还是插进你的体内 or insert them into you.
我敢肯定 挥舞一下就可以了 I'm pretty sure it's a "wave them" situation.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
你闪耀着... You shimmer...
光芒 with radiance.
您是天使吗 Are you an angel?
有人说是 Some have said it.
指引 谢谢您的到来 Guidance. Thank you for coming.
据说你的暗色衣服下藏着一颗善良的心 Apparently, you have a good heart under those dark clothes.
确实 I do.
你可以帮助俄国 You could help Russia.
它偏离了正途 It is awry.
这是我唯一的心愿 I wish nothing else.
谁应该做教长 Who should it be, the patriarch?
我请求指引 Guidance is sought.
也许是你 Perhaps it is you.
我吗 Me?
但我... But I'm not...
不配 worthy.
你眼中有女性 You see women.
你有智慧 You are smart.
你可以让俄国走入正轨 You can bring Russia right,
通过你的心 你的信念和改变 through your heart, and through faith and change.
好 很好 Okay. Good.
再见 Bye.
沙皇 我必须慷慨陈词 Emperor, I must make an impassioned plea
建议您选择帕维尔·洛普夫·塔辛格思主教 for you to just choose Bishop Pavel Lopov Tarcinkus.
他有着公正且睿智的头脑 He is of fair, wise mind,
如果您同他坐在一处喝会儿伏特加 and if you sit with him and sip vodka a minute,
您会发现他有一颗温柔的心和完美的选择 you will see he is of tender heart, and the perfect choice.
可以试试 他喜欢我吗 I suppose I could. Does he like me?
当然 他爱戴您 Of course! He-He loves you.
沙皇 启示降临 Emperor! A sign!
上帝派来了一位天使 God sent me an angel.
他看起来的确不一样了 He does look completely strange.
看他的眼睛 而且他在颤抖 His eyes. And he's-he's shaking.
-沙皇 -上帝带来了神示 - Sir - God sent a vision?
他说了什么 他想要谁当教长 What does he say? Who does he want?
沙皇 允许我介绍... Emperor, allow me to present...
我自己 myself!
你自己 Yourself?
成为教长 As the patriarch!
这是他的愿望 让我崛起 It's what He wants, for me to rise,
并帮助您让俄国伟大起来 and help you make Russia great.
天使有提起我吗 Did the angel talk about me?
-没有直接提到 -他当然不会提到 - Not directly. - Of course he can't.
这完全违反了规则 他年纪不够 It's totally against the rules. He's not old enough.
-也不是教会法院的高级成员... -闭嘴 - Not a senior member of the synod-- - Shut up.
这不是问题 We can deal with that.
主教 Archie.
看着我的眼睛 Look into my eyes.
告诉我你看到了什么 Tell me what you see.
一个帝王的灵魂 The soul of a king!
那么 跟我说说你们在这里的生活 So. Tell me of your lives here.
在彼得的宫廷里 一切都是幸福 All is bliss in the court of Peter.
当然这里的生活是兴奋的 Of course life is bliss here,
但如果能进行些微的改善 but if tiny improvements could be made,
我作为皇后 可以帮助你们 and I could help you as empress,
作为你们所有人的朋友 that would gladden my heart to be a friend
对你们有帮助会让我开心 and a use to you all.
你怎么不让战争停止呢 Why don't you stop the war?
我会记下来 I will note it down.
但目前这可能超出了我的能力范围 But it is probably beyond me at this point.
也许说点更迫切的眼前的事情 Maybe more immediate things.
马车总是修理不善 Well, the carriages are always in disrepair.
他们修得太慢了 They do not fix them fast enough.
了解 我会去调查下 I see. I shall look into it.
你的儿子怎么样了 塔季扬娜 How is your son, Tatyana?
-叫鲍里斯的孩子 -他身体不好 - Boris. - He was unwell.
该死的契柯夫给他诊疗 但是... Fucking Chekhov saw him, but...
我们需要比契柯夫家族更好的医生 We need better doctors than the Chekhovs.
鲍里斯咳血了 Boris coughs blood,
那个蠢货在他喉咙上放水蛭 and the fool puts leeches on his throat.
我不懂医学 但那看起来很荒谬 I do not know doctoring, but it seems ridiculous.
我亲爱的鲍里斯病得更重了 And my dearest Boris gets sicker.
-他基本上是杀死了赖莎 -说的是啊 - He basically killed Raisa. - Exactly.
是 我们必须有最现代的药物 Indeed. We must have the most modern medicine.
我们会从法国找个新医生 We shall bring a new doctor from France.
你对我们可真友好 What a friend you are to us.
利奥怎么样 How is Leo?
他让我感到皮肤颤栗 He makes my skin tingle
心花怒放 and my heart gladden.
可以透露更多细节吧 Surely more detail than that.
如果你真的是我们的朋友 If you really are our friend,
我们会需要你对我们足够坦诚 we will need you to open up to us,
如果是真的 我们能感到你爱我们 if it is true, and we are to feel you love us.
闭嘴 荡妇 Shut up, whore.
-她不能... -道歉 - She cannot-- - Apologize.
我等会儿处置她 I will see to her later.
回你的住处去 玛丽埃尔 Go back to your quarters, Marial.
吁... Neeeeigh!
看你下次还敢 Do not ever do that.
对你们所有人都一样 明白吗 That goes for all of you. Am I heard?
我跟我丈夫谈论过此事 I have spoken to my husband on this,
他认为这是在对他的藐视 and he sees it as a sleight on him.
如果再让我听到这谣言 If it is heard again,
无论是什么家庭 有多少财富 no matter what family, what wealth,
都将成为仆役 被剥夺一切权力 they will be a servant, stripped of everything,
我们每天都会把他们打个屁滚尿流 and we will slap the shit out of them on a daily basis.
都听明白了吗 Am I heard?
玛丽埃尔 擦掉你的鼻血 Marial, wipe the blood from your nose.
给我倒杯酒 Pour me wine.
你们还需要别的吗 Now, other things you ladies need from me?
斯芬斯卡夫人 有什么我能帮你的吗 Lady Svenska, can I help you in any way?
不用 皇后 我对现状很满意 No, Empress. I am satisfied.
那就好 Marvelous.
再见 各位 Good day, then.
皇后 我觉得你天生就是这块料 干得好 Empress, I think you may be a natural, well done.
谢谢您 这聚会真好 Thank you. Amazing party.
你似乎能照自己的想法活 You seem to live by your own rules.
让他们以为我疯了对我有好处 It helps they think I'm mad.
一位新教长 好 A new patriarch. Huzzah!
好 Huzzah!
这是个可怕的错误 This is a terrible mistake.
不用担心 Do not worry.
在凯瑟琳大帝的宫廷里 一切都是幸福 All is bliss in the court of Catherine the Great.
敬皇后 To the empress.
她找到了她在这里的位置还有她的力量 She is finding her feet here, and her fists.
好啊 Huzzah!
明显 她来这里之前跟一匹马性交了 Apparently she fucked a horse before she got here.
好 Huzzah.
我完全支持性交 For I am all for fucking,
在主教祝福我们后 我们将开始性交 and after Archie blesses us, we will all begin.
好 Huzzah!
除了爱 人还能有什么信念 What else can one have faith in but love?
我本以为是个陈述句 I thought it was an answer.
现在发现是个问句 I now realize it is a question.
选一个 Pick one.