依然还有疹子 It's still there.
嘲讽我 Mocking me.
提醒我自己的...自己的无能 Reminding me of my... my ineptness.
事实上... I mean, the truth is...
我懂什么治理国家 what do I know of running a country?
我装模作样 惊魂未定 I'm dissembled, and shook.
也许我只是个失意的女孩子 只会说 Perhaps I am merely a disappointed girl with a big mouth
各种口号去激励别人行动起来 full of pithy phrases that inspire others to action,
却无法激励起自己 but cannot give me the same.
说实话... Honestly...
我只希望和利奥一起躺在地上 I just wish to lie in a field with Leo,
盯着太阳 痴痴地笑 stare at the sun, and laugh.
这有那么不好吗 Is that so bad?
你可真是头粗鲁的熊 You're a very rude bear.
-我们去哪 -等你看到了就知道了 - Where are we going? - Just wait until you see this.
希望它还在 Hopefully it is still there.
看 Oh, look.
看 Look.
是只鸟 It's a bird.
我能一连看上它几个小时 I could watch it for hours.
为什么要一直看呢 Why would you want to do that?
我变了啊 格里戈尔 Well, I'm changed, Grigor.
濒死的时候 我变了 Something happened to me when I was dying.
尽管我还是无法相信有人想要杀了我 Although I still can't believe someone tried to kill me.
谁会这么干呢 Who would do that?
-想不通 -就是啊 - It's unfathomable. - Indeed.
脑子有问题的人 但... Someone deranged. But...
无论如何 我躺在床上 发现那个濒死的我 regardless, I lay in that bed and I knew the me that was dying
不是我想做的人 was not the me I wished to be.
这多他妈奇怪 How fucking strange is that?
-陛下 -他们是谁 - Sir! - Who are they?
我新的尝毒倌利扎韦塔 那是鞑靼人尼克 My new food taster, Lizaveta, and that's Tartar Nick.
杀人不眨眼 Fucking killer.
他收藏着被他杀掉的人的气管 He has a collection of human windpipes from people he's killed.
他在气管上打了孔 把它们当笛子吹 He puts holes in them and plays them as flutes.
-调还挺像样的呢 -好吧 - Some natty tunes, actually. - Right.
-梅子是有毒的 陛下 -嗯 - The berries are poisonous, sir. - Hmm.
尝一尝 确认一下 Well, taste them to be sure.
沙皇陛下 我觉得是有毒的 大家都知道 I think they are, Emperor. It is well-known that--
尼克 你的工作是杀掉想杀我的人 Nick. Your job? Kill anyone who wants to kill me.
她的工作呢 尝毒 Her job? Food taster. Hmm?
这是吃的 尝吧 It's food. Taste.
但我已经知道它们是有... But I already know that they are pois--
一切都更加鲜亮 格里戈尔 所有一切 Hmmph. Everything is brighter, Grigor. Everything.
我们回去吧 我想对宫廷的人讲话 Let us go back. I wish to speak to the court.
大帝 第一季 第六集
一个偶尔真实的故事
降落伞
大家早啊 Morning, everyone.
把宫里的人都集合起来 我有话要讲 Gather the whole court. I have something to say.
我的天 Jesus.
搞什么 Really?
我的天啊 Fucking hell.
我的老天爷 Good God.
他把所有和那罗宋汤有关的人都杀了 He killed everyone who had anything to do with the borscht.
种甜菜的农民 运过来的人 The farmer who grew the beets, the guy who delivered them,
做菜的厨子 上菜的仆人 the cook who cooked them, the servant who served them,
还有仆人端汤一路经过的卫兵 and the guards he walked past with the soup.
我真不敢相信他把厨子路易给杀了 I can't believe he killed his chef, Louis.
他很喜欢路易的 He loves Louis.
天啊 Jesus.
我的天 My God.
你没事吧 他怀疑你了吗 Is everything okay? Does he suspect you?
没有 他只是要给我看一只鸟 No. He just wanted to show me a bird.
-鸟 -对 - A bird? - Yep.
好 看来人都齐了 Okay. That seems like everyone.
显然 上周把大家都吓坏了 Uh, obviously last weekend was terrifying for everyone.
但我活了下来 But I survived.
好啊 Huzzah!
好啊 Huzzah.
但很显然 有人不想让我活 But clearly, someone didn't want me to,
对我很不满意 而这让我很难过 and was unhappy with me, and that saddens me.
我想成为俄国历史上最受爱戴的君王 I want to be the most loved ruler in all of Russian history.
有谁对我有不满 我愿意倾听 I am happy to hear anyone's problems with me.
站出来 谁都可以 Step forward now. Anyone.
我乐于改进自己... I'm open to being better, so...
不用担心这些尸体 Oh, don't worry about the bodies.
杀了这些人 这事到此为止 With these killings, it's over.
最后我怀疑只是个心存不满的奴仆或者厨子 In the end, I suspect a disgruntled serf, or chef.
我曾很严厉而正当地批评过 I had criticized Louis' clafoutis
路易的法式车厘子布丁 rather savagely, and rightfully.
焦糖化的水果并非烧焦的水果 Caramelized fruit is not burned fruit.
但是 今天是崭新的一天 However, today is a new day.
我看见一只鸟 非常... I saw a bird that was...
格里戈尔 Grigor.
神奇的鸟 Amazing bird.
这是崭新的一天 我获得了新生 So it is a new day. I am a new man.
恢复了精神 充满了活力 好啊 Refreshed. Revitalized. Huzzah!
好啊 Huzzah!
我以我的名义制作了一个蛋糕 I have created a cake in my honor.
崭新一天之蛋糕 用蜂蜜和新鲜的无花果做的 A new day cake, of honey and fresh figs.
-好啊 -好啊 - Huzzah! - Huzzah!
祝大家一天愉快 Have a fine day.
利扎韦塔呢 Where the fuck is Lizaveta?
那些尸体让人起鸡皮疙瘩 Those bodies. Chilling.
我倒是觉得他异常的克制 I thought it oddly restrained.
但如果我们要接着干 就需要能战斗的人 But if we are to go forward, we need men who will fight.
看看他刚才所做的 我们不能沦落成那样 I mean, look what he just did. That is not us.
同意 也许我们需要重新调整 Agreed. You know, maybe we need to reset.
重新考虑 重新集结 Just rethink. Regroup.
维勒门托夫回前线去了 Velementov, he's gone back to the front,
但我想我应该去找他 和他谈谈 but I think I should go find him and speak to him.
我的直觉是他可以被争取过来 I have a hunch he can be won.
我要去前线 I shall go to the front.
-你 -有点吓人的建议 - You? - Slightly terrifying proposition,
但我们必须勇敢 就像你常说的 but we must be brave, as you've often said.
我确实很会说 这点可以肯定 I'm very full of words. That is for certain.
是 Yes.
看这个 Look at this.
唐·佩里侬干型香槟王 刚刚在法国问世的 It is Dom Perignon, invented recently in France.
据说是上帝的御酒 僧侣酿的 They say it is God's nectar, made by monks.
无与伦比的香槟 A champagne like no other.
还没喝就已经有意思了 It is fun already!
我不想喝酒 I don't want to drink.
但你必须喝 我们必须把刚刚看到的忘掉 But you must. We must leave behind what we just saw.
这很重要 It is vital.
如果我成了女皇会怎么样 What if I had become Empress?
如果他真的死了 你觉得会怎么样 If he had died. What do you think would have happened?
-对我们吗 -对俄国 - To us? - To Russia.
你觉得我会成为明君吗 You think I would be good?
我觉得你会异常出色 如同你现在这样 I think you would be exceptional, as you are.
原来我一点都不出色 完全不是我希望的那样 I turned out not exceptional. Not who I wish to be.
我们总是不如自己希望的那样好 We are always not quite as good as we wish.
那样有能力 那样聪明 As capable, as bright.
人总是达不到自己的期许 Is the human way to fall short of ourselves.
因为我们的思想可以不被残酷的现实影响 For our thoughts can be untouched by a hard reality,
而我们的身体和灵魂则必须与世界碰撞 whereas our bodies and souls must bump against the world,
世界会把我们磨平 and the world will even up the equation over who we are.
很遗憾 你可能是对的 You may, unfortunately, be right.
我们在哪里 Where are we?
我的寝宫 In my apartments.
和谁 Who with?
对方 Each other.
这是... What...
什么 is this?
奇妙吧 Zing. Amazing.
鼻子里嘶嘶的 Fizzes in the nose.
在这个世界里 In this world,
在这四面墙内 我们是快乐的 in these walls, we are happy.
我们什么都有 We have everything.
目前我们能做的就是这个 That is all we can do at present.
那我们就好好做吧 We can do it well.
该死的 Fuck me.
等一下 A moment.
你生我的气了 You are mad at me.
我有起床气 鼻子里都是大便的臭气 I woke up angry, with the smell of shit in my nostrils.
只不过是平平常常的一天 It is just a day, as usual.
我醒来也感觉不安... I, too, woke up feeling ill at ease with--
你的懦弱 你的不作为 Oh, your cowardice, your inaction,
-你没能看到... 我自己会说 玛丽埃尔 - your inability to see-- - I can find my own words, Marial.
我是您的奴仆 And I am your servant.
我的工作就是满足您的要求 It is my job to furnish you with whatever you require.
喝茶 洗澡... Tea, baths...
说话 勇气 这些我没办法 Words, courage, I cannot do.
但也许来点鱼子酱 就着您那冒泡的酒 But perhaps some caviar, with your bubbly libation,
然后接下来的一下午您就可以骑在罗密欧的身上 before you ride Romeo's cock for the rest of the afternoon.
对不起 I'm sorry.
整个事情我处理得 I handled the whole thing
就像个两岁的小娃娃 with the dexterity of a doughy two-year-old.
我比自己想的要局限得多 I am more limited than I thought.
你想要放弃了 我看得出来 You want to give up. I can see it.
我想暂停一下是好事 I think a moment's repose would be good.
重新思考 重新调整... To rethink, and reset, and...
我是说 我派奥罗去见维勒门托夫了 I mean, I have sent Orlo to see Velementov.
所以很明显 我... So clearly, I'm...
仍然很坚定 still determined.
女儿 Oh. Daughter!
亲爱的小家伙 Dear little fellow.
带着上路 For the journey.
-你迟到了 -你好 - You're late. - Hello.
你死透了吧 Fucking dead, aren't you?
-坐 -小杂种 - Sit. - Little tyke.
去你妈的 Fuck you.
从没喜欢过他 Never liked him.
对了 谢谢你 Thanks, by the way.
你亲自动的手 Did it yourself?
当然 家人嘛 Of course. Family.
我不会让外人动手的 I would not let a stranger do it.
你还让他多活了两年 Well, you gave him a couple of extra years.
我们杀掉他妈妈时我就想杀他了 I would have done it when we did his mother.
你确实喜欢小孩 You do love children.
确实是 It is true. I do.
真可惜 你的孩子死了 他叫什么来着 It's a shame yours died. What was he called again?
你感觉如何 How do you feel?
好极了 I feel great.
有点怪 在这待着 A bit weird, being in here.
做了个让人不安的梦 梦见了上帝和乌鸦 Had some unsettling dreams about God and a raven.
然后梦见妈妈咬掉我的一块肉 Then I dreamed Mother was biting chunks out of me.
她就咬过一次 而且就一小块 Oh, she only did it the once, and it was a small piece.
别那么夸张 亲爱的 Do not over-dramatize it, darling.
想到你可能会死掉 真是很可怕 The idea you might die was terrifying.
你会怀念我吗 You would miss me?
当然 Of course.
还有接下来的后果 And the ramifications.
可怜的凯瑟琳看起来完全晕了 Poor Catherine looked completely at sea.
她就是个女人 胸大无脑 Well, she is just a woman. Weak of mind, and firm of breast.
-别对她太严苛了 -大家看到了她的脆弱 - Do not judge her harshly. - People saw her fragility.
我甚至一度以为我们可能要杀了她 For a moment, I thought we might have to kill her,
又得要我动手 我实在忙不过来了 and that I would have to do it, and I am too busy for that.
我对生育有了兴趣 I have become interested in fertility.
你确实喜欢做爱 这个是家族传统 You do love to fuck. It runs in the blood.
你的确该做 亲爱的 和你妻子 And fuck you should, my dear. Your wife.
我们需要个王位继承人 最好是男的 We need an heir. Preferably male.
我在努力呢 I'm trying.
把劲都使在迪莫夫夫人身上是不会让凯瑟琳怀孕的 Putting your cock in Madam Dymov does not get Catherine pregnant.
不过 要真是行就太好了 Although, how fabulous if it did.
你和一个人做 就能让另一个人怀孕 By doing it to someone, you could get someone else pregnant,
或者给一个男人口 能让另一个人有感觉 or fellate one man and have another feel it.
多奇妙啊 Oh, how marvelous.
我跑题了 Hmm. I digress.
迪莫夫能让我高兴 Dymov makes me happy.
差点死过之后 高兴是最重要的 And having nearly died, happiness is everything.
这是从我亲身经历中得到的深刻启示 It is a profound thought I have taken from the experience.
别 别 Don't. Don't.
你会毁了我们的 You will ruin us.
我说了... 别 I said... don't.
我从来都不相信你妈妈 I never believed your mother.
我们要证明她是错的 And we shall prove her wrong.
我现在已经跟过去不同了 I am something other than what I was.
你就是一个不安分的人 永远都是 You were the cat's nightclothes, and always have been.
去给你妻子播种吧 Go seed your wife.
给我们生个继承人 Get us an heir.
我会的 I will.
我会成为俄国有史以来最受爱戴的领袖 I will be the most loved leader Russia has ever known.
那是我的预言 一直都是 亲爱的 That is my prophecy, and always has been, darling.
我有时在夜里醒来 I sometimes wake in the night,
感觉似乎我墙纸上的鸟 and feel like the birds on my wallpaper
好像飞去了别处 have flown to different spots on the wall.
再喝几杯这好东西 也许它们会的 A few more glasses of this delightful stuff and perhaps they will.
利奥 你先滚开吧 Leo, fuck off for a while.
皇后 我们上床吧 Empress, let us fuck.
好的 Indeed.
我送他出去 I will see him out.
对不起 Sorry.
本来就该是这样 It is what it is.
我们只是... We just...
我来这里后还没有出现过这种情况 It has never happened since I arrived.
-我想... -我们忘了 - I guess that-- - We forgot.
妈的 Fuck.
我不能怀上他的孩子 I cannot have his child.
柠檬顶上的皮 Lemon tops.
把这个放你里面 它就像堵墙 Put this inside you. It acts as a wall,
酸还能杀死他的精子 and the acid kills his juice.
谢谢 Thank you.
我是你的奴仆 I am your servant.
我等着呢 Waiting!
太奇怪了 It's just so strange.
即使是现在 一般我会想打猎 Even now. Normally I think of hunting,
什么样的醋栗配猪肉最好 and what gooseberry is best with pork,
可现在我想的是我的头头上如何有个小孩 but now I'm thinking about how I have a child in my cock,
然后我准备把它射进你的里面 and I'm about to shoot it into you.
这么想还挺厉害 是不是 It is extraordinary to think of, is it not?
要想的的确是很多 It is indeed a lot to ponder.
我的内心有了变化 Something has shifted in me.
我不知道是什么 但... I know not what, but...
这几天有点热 It has been a torrid few days.
确实 Exactly.
出来了 Ooh! Here he goes.
一般你现在会做什么 What do you normally do now?
我一般会泡个澡 I normally have a bath.
太好了 Great.
我们就泡个澡 Let's do that, then.
你起了疹子 You have a rash.
对 Yes.
在你生病的时候起来的 It broke out about the time you were ill.
我很感动 Mm. I'm touched.
你内心的变化 是为了变化 This shift in you. It is for change.
对 但怎么变 Yes. But how?
我不知道怎么变 I don't know how.
你希望受到爱戴 You would like to be loved.
我被爱戴着啊 I am loved.
有人要杀了你啊 Mmm, someone tried to kill you.
说得对 Toosh-ay.
可怎么变化呢 How to change though.
我很完美 I am perfect,
但我知道我必须做点什么改变 太难了 but I know I must change somehow. It's a fucking conundrum.
嗯 我明白你的意思 Yes. I see what you say.
你的变化必须要在俄国体现出来 This shift in you must be manifested in Russia.
那样你就会成为你想成为的人 And then you will be who you desire to be.
这个重生的人 This new man.
我说过吗 I said that?
你的意思是你需要成为个不同的领袖 Your point is that you would need to be a different leader.
对 我想是的 Right. Yes. I suppose so.
倾听大家的声音 Listen to the people.
他们想要什么 What do they want?
他们想要什么 那我想要的呢 What do they want? What about what I want?
你想让他们爱戴你 过得快乐 You would like them to love you, and be happy.
所以他们想要什么很关键 So what they want is the key to that.
他们想要什么 这是个新鲜的想法 What they want. It's a novel idea.
法国的点子吗 Possibly French?
问题是 他们可能不总是清楚他们想要什么 Mm. The thing is, they may not always know what they want.
但作为他们的领袖 自己去感悟 But as their leader, you will intuit,
并寻求他们的意见 and seek their counsel.
-和他们谈 -对 - Talk to them. - Yes.
有些事情比较好猜 I mean, it is easy to guess some things.
是吗 当然是 It is? Yeah, of course it is.
如果你愿意你可以倾听他们 来辅助我们的谈话 You may list them, if you like, to aid our conversation,
鉴于我处在放松的状态不想让自己太费力 as I am in a relaxed state and do not wish to exert myself,
但我完全知道你要说什么 but know everything you're about to say.
欧洲的伟大艺术 Well, some great art from Europe.
更多的音乐 在宫里的阅读活动 More music. Readings at court.
科学展览 大家喜欢这些东西 Science exhibitions. People love them.
-是吗 -嗯 - They do? - Mm.
在德国 会有好几千人聚在一起 In Germany, crowds would gather in the thousands.
而他们的快乐和感恩 无法表达 And the happiness and gratefulness of the people? Extraordinary.
因为他们知道皇帝希望他们快乐 Because they knew the Emperor wished them happy.
希望他们的心智随同王国一样成长 Wished their minds and hearts to grow as the empire would.
这听着不错 That sounds good.
我可以来挑选艺术 大家会喜欢的东西 I could pick the art. Things people would love.
去做吧 Do it.
我该走了 I should go.
日安 奴仆 你觉得王国怎么样 Good day, serf. What do you say of the kingdom?
您说什么 I'm sorry?
你觉得情况怎么样 Any thoughts on how things are?
这是什么 What is this?
这是个降落伞 Uh, it is a, a parachute.
跟我一起走 继续向我解释 Walk with me and explain further.
我有个新计划 I have a new plan.
我会给你和这个国家所需要的一切 And I will get you and the country everything we need.
而且不需要流一滴血 And not a drop of blood gets spilled.
听着没可能 Sounds unlikely.
给你塞个新鲜的柠檬吧 Let's do you a fresh lemon.
你给它绑个物体 然后从高的地方把它们扔下去 So you attach objects to it and throw them from a high place,
风会暂时抵抗重力 and the wind suspends gravity for a moment
让它在空中飘着 犹如飞行 by floating it in the air as if it flies.
是个科学实验 It's a science experiment.
科学 再接着说 Oh, science. Say more.
早上好 多尔日科夫公爵夫人和不认识的女士 Good morning, Countess Dolzhikov and unknown lady.
-今天怎么样 -很好 - How is your day? - Good.
对皇宫有什么意见吗 怎么能做得更好 Any thoughts on the palace? What we could do better?
没意见 都很好 Nothing. All is bliss.
都好 绝对都好 All. Absolutely all.
很好 不过没有价值 Marvelous. Yet uninformative.
那 这个降落伞 So, this parachute.
你从屋顶绑上东西扔下去 You throw stuff attached off the roof.
-对 -它会飞 - Yes. - And it flies.
-对 -所以它会... 飞 - Yes. - And so it... flies.
是飘 但有一会儿看着是像飞 Floats, but looks to fly for a bit.
你是谁 And who are you?
奥列格·卡明斯基 Oleg Kaminsky.
奥列格 你是做什么的 Oleg. What do you do here?
-修东西 -很好 你喜欢吗 - Uh, repair things? - Oh, marvelous. And you enjoy this?
一直有活 陛下 你经常弄坏东西 It is a constant, sir, for you break much.
我想是的 Mm, I suppose we do.
沙皇陛下 Emperor,
这些是我在草地上打理的树上掉的新鲜核桃 these are fresh walnuts from a tree that I tend in the meadow.
我献上它们作为... I offer them to you as a--
奥列格 你真是好朋友 Oleg, you are a friend indeed.
尼克 快点 Nick! Heel!
我的天 把核桃给我 Jesus. Hey! Give me the fucking walnut back.
我必须吃掉然后我们必须等一小时 I must eat and we must wait an hour.
你已经有点烦人了 You're becoming annoying already.
去安排这个... Arrange this...
-降落伞 -对 找格里戈尔帮忙 好啊 - Parachute. - Indeed. Seek out Grigor for help. Hazzah.
-你好先生 帽子不错 -谢谢陛下 - Oh, good day, sir. Love the hat. - Thank you, Emperor.
你帽子也不错 Oh, love your hat, too.
给我穿衣 谢谢你的尽心服侍 Dress me. Oh, and thank you for all that you do here.
我想陛下不用穿衣 I don't think the Emperor will need his clothes.
乔治 可惜我有很多事要做 Ah, George. Alas, I have much to do.
我已经找人叫格里戈尔来了 I have sent for Grigor.
你拒绝我 You're turning me down?
-你从未 -对啊 - You've never-- - That is true.
有意思 Interesting. Huh.
一切都在改变 Everything is changing.
皇后陛下 Empress.
利奥 Leo.
做了挺久啊 抱歉 本不打算提的 Took a while. Sorry. Wasn't going to mention it.
忽略我的话 Best to ignore it.
我也这样想 I thought so, too.
但是我感觉如鲠在喉 It is like a thorn in my fucking head, though.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
你不属于我 You're not mine.
我无权去 I have no right to...
你才需要 我香槟呢 You're the one who has to...Where was that champagne?
你喝得够多了 Perhaps you've had enough.
我在对你胡言乱语 挺讨厌的 I am babbling at you in a way I find distasteful.
我喝太多了 但是还不够 I have had too much, but also, not enough.
我们同在此处 We are here.
此刻 这就够了 Now. That is all.
以我之矛攻我之盾 恼人 但很狡猾 Quote me back to me. Annoying, and yet cunning.
因为我他妈是个聪明人 我懂 Because I am so fucking wise. I get it.
要酒吗 Drink?
要一杯 多谢美意 Love one. Thanks for asking.
您不来一起吗 陛下 Will you not join us, Empress?
还是您要跟利奥去骑马 Or are you and Leo about to ride?
我愿意玩 夫人们 但这游戏有些折磨人 I would love to play, ladies, but it is slightly excruciating.
我想确实 I suppose it is...
无聊透顶 fucking dull.
我有个想法 I have an idea.
好 Huzzah!
伊丽莎白说得对 我能做更多 Elizabeth is right. I can do more.
我可以当一名父亲 一名更伟大的领导者 I can be a father. A greater leader.
继承人的事需要重点推进 我同意 The thrust for an heir is paramount. I agree.
我的确为了继承人"推进"了一整个早上 Well, I did thrust for an heir all morning.
格里戈尔 我说我"推... Grigor, I said I did--
我今天很迟钝 刚刚才反应过来 I am slow this morning. It landed just then and exploded.
-好的 兄弟 -您的"液体"很神圣 - Huzzah, my friend. - Your juice is sacred.
您总是到处撒播 You've always sprayed it about,
如果您将其集中在凯瑟琳身上 but you have more chance of a baby if you horde it
得子嗣的几率会更高 and spend it only on Catherine.
-这真的科学吗 -对 - Is that actual science? - Yes.
我今早确实拒绝了乔治 Mm. I did pass up George this morning.
也许我内心知道如今应该集中喷射"液体" Perhaps inside I know it's time to focus my shots.
没错 Exactly.
很好 Huzzah!
这种新式碎瓶游戏 This new invention of smash bottle game
是彼得陛下送给大家的礼物 is a gift to you all from Emperor Peter!
为我喝彩 Huzzah for me.
宣布艺术和科学 Announce the art and science.
各位 Everyone,
我将使我们的宫廷变得更加完美 I'm to remake our court into an even more perfect one.
我们将感受艺术的熏陶 Art is coming to delight us,
目睹科学的魅力 and we will have a demonstration of science.
我们要造出能从宫殿屋顶飞下的物件 Huh. We will make things fly off the top of the palace!
怎么回事 What the fuck?
利奥 老朋友 我们俩来 Leo, old pal, you and me.
好的陛下 三局 碎瓶最多者获胜 Pleasure, sir. Best of three shots. Most bottles wins?
陛下16个 利奥16个 The Emperor 16, Leo 16.
每人再扔一次 扔 One throw each left. Throw!
拿出实力来 利奥 Your best shot, Leo.
失手了 Hooked it.
你起了个头 等等 Ah-ha. An opening. But wait.
利奥 朋友 Oh, Leo, my friend.
多久 Time?
七分钟 Seven minutes.
一小时是保证食物安全的必要时间 An hour is the required time to be sure of health.
我会感到胃液凝固 然后会 I would feel my juices curdle, and then I'd--
闭嘴 Shut up. Just...
我太饿了 看起来很好吃 I'm starving. Looks delicious.
我一直在想您那个关于乌鸦的梦 I've been thinking on your dream of the raven.
我在努力忘记 I have tried to forget it.
我想梦里提到两条路 I think it spoke of two roads.
您离上帝越来越远... You're on the road away from godliness. The...
婚外情 宫廷中无道德约束 还有杀戮 fornication, the amorality at court, the bloodshed.
都是有意思的事 All the fun things.
我认为此梦在指引您选择一条虔诚之道 I think it was asking you to take a path to godliness.
人们喜欢艺术和科学的提议 People loved the art and science idea,
还有碎瓶游戏 and the bottle smashing.
告诉我 Tell me.
这些想法是您梦里的吗 Did these ideas come to you in a dream?
不是 我想出来的 No. I... came up with them.
还有凯瑟琳 她了解艺术的东西 And Catherine, who knows art... stuff.
知道了 I see.
进入我们大脑的梦是上帝和命运安排 The dreams that fly into our brain are God and the fates.
我相信皇后陛下是好意 I'm sure the Empress means well.
新事物是一道眩目的光 Modernity is a shiny light
打开通往黑暗悬崖和永恒地狱的 that opens a door that leads to a dark cliff,
大门 and eternal damnation.
只是画而已 天哪 It's just paintings, for fuck's sake.
-时间到 -终于 - Time. - Finally.
看起来像阴部 Looks like pussy.
看 Look.
神奇 Amazing.
这才是上帝 主教 That's God, Archie.
如果他不希望我们"吃"阴部 享受其乐 I mean, why make fruit that looks like pussy
为什么要造出像阴部的水果 if he does not wish us to eat pussy and have fun? Hmm?
我要繁衍子嗣 吃无花果 I'm getting an heir, eating a fig,
得到人们的喜爱 我相信这是对的 and making people love me. I'm sure it is right.
我忍不住想到乌鸦 Hmm. I can't stop thinking about the way the raven
撕咬你的内脏 就像 tore at your intestines, like...
被品行败坏的学生撕扯的丝带 ribbons being pulled by depraved schoolchildren.
让我吃饭 谢谢 Let me eat. Thanks.
太咸 凉了 而且 It's too salty. And cold, and--
妈的 Fuck.
新厨师不是路易 The new chef is no Louis.
路易是个天才 He was a genius.
妈的 Fuck!
好啊 Huzzah.
你醉得太厉害 You're so drunk.
我是俄国人 这是我们的本色 I'm Russian. It is our natural state.
-可爱才是你的本色 -我不希望很可爱 - Cute is your natural state. - I do not wish to be cute.
你之后有洗澡吗 不要回答 Did you bathe af-- Don't answer that.
妈的 我是怎么回事 Fuck! What is wrong with me?
我爱你 但规矩是规矩 I love you. The way of things is the way of things.
我不介意... 你呢 I don't care-- Did you?
-我们洗了 -你们 - We did. - We.
他很奇怪 我觉得我可以改变他 He was strange, and... I feel I can shift him.
期间也能帮到每个人 Help everyone in the process.
失陪一下 Excuse me a moment.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
-我不得不 -我明白 - I have to. - I know.
我爱你 I love you.
我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 I love you, I love you, I love you.
我喝醉了 I am drunk.
我太蠢了 I'm foolish.
这都是因为你爱我 Both because you love me.
你和一棵树 You and a tree.
幸福的景象 A happy sight.
乖啊 熊 Nice bear.
乖乖的 Nice bear.
该死 Shit.
柔软的床垫 柔软的心灵 "Soft mattress, soft mind,"
我在修道院的导师曾经说过 My mentor at the monastery used to say.
让我对柔软的床垫感到着迷 Led to an obsession with soft mattresses for me.
我抗争过我 For I battled my noble upbringing
养尊处优的软床垫和温暖沐浴的习惯 of soft mattresses and warm baths.
我的弱点 A weakness.
但我们都有弱点 不是吗 But we all have them, do we not?
你在我床上 You are on my bed.
我在为你祷告 I have been praying for you.
我很感谢你 I thank you kindly.
也谢谢你离开我的床 And also for getting off my bed.
玛丽埃尔 Marial.
我没看到你进来 I did not see you enter.
我悄无声息 I'm stealthy.
皇后和我需要用茶 The Empress and I will have tea.
在接待室 In the receiving room.
你该剪头发了 You need a haircut.
请离开吧 Go, please.
我觉得我忽略了和你之间的友谊 I have neglected our friendship, I feel.
-我很好 -是吗 - I have been fine. - Have you?
你初来时并不开心 You arrived unhappy.
你被迫通奸 You were forced into adultery and fornication,
现在又紧抓着你的西方思想不放 and now cling to your Western ideas,
在我们的世界里寻找立足点 looking for a foothold in our world.
我满足于我的生活 I'm at peace with my life.
正如你曾经要求我做的 Which is what you once asked me to be.
我想是的 I suppose I did.
我担心的是 彼得身体虚弱 My concern is Peter is in a weakened state.
他与死亡擦肩而过的经历让他动摇了 His brush with death has shaken him,
我感到他容易... and I feel he is susceptible to...
屈服于弱点 ...weakness.
艺术 科学 Art. Science.
这些思想不是他的 而是你的 These ideas are not his. They are yours,
它们很危险 and they are dangerous.
它们就是未来 They are the future.
为什么人们会这么说 Why do people say that?
好像将来本质上就比过去好似的 As if the future is, by its nature, better than the past,
是进步 而不是退步 or a progression, rather than a setback.
你是来威胁我的吗 Have you come to threaten me?
还是在以威胁的方式劝诱我 Or just cajole in a menacing fashion?
哪个最有效 What would work best?
都无效 Neither.
不要与我为敌 Do not make an enemy of me,
那样你将与上帝为敌 for you make an enemy of God.
上帝内心充满爱的同时 And while God is filled with love,
也有愤怒的能力 渴望为善而战 he has a capacity for wroth, and a desire to fight for good.
他的力量无人可以匹敌 Unrivaled.
而作为他的容器 And as his vessel,
我亦如此 so do I.
也许上帝借我之口说话 Maybe God speaks through me.
-一个女人 -一个女人 - A woman? - Indeed.
他在创造亚当之后创造了夏娃 He made Eve after Adam.
是进步 A progression.
你在异端邪说边缘舞动 You are dancing close to heresy.
我该召集一些乐师吗 Shall I get some musicians in?
我本以为这是一场天真的操纵 I assumed this was a naive manipulation.
可能我错了 Perhaps I was wrong.
事情必须有所改变 Things must change.
-教会可以... -嘘 - The church could be-- - Shh!
听我说 孩子... Listen, girl--
再别用你的手指靠近我了 Do not put your fingers near me ever again!
发生了什么 What has happened?
牧首要离开了 The Patriarch is leaving.
的确 Indeed.
他不是我的朋友 He is no friend of mine.
你看错他了 You misjudge him.
的确有一个人看错了 不过不是我 One of us does. But it is not me.
该死 Oh, fuck!
俄国人渣 谁想先死 Russian scum. Who wants to die first?
他妈的瑞典人 Fucking Swede!
你吃过瑞典肉丸吗 Have you ever tried Swedish meatballs?
上 Go.
打扰一下 打扰一下 Excuse me. Excuse me.
你好 Uh, hello. Uh...
我是来自俄国政府的官员 奥罗公爵 I am, I'm an official from the Russian government. Count Orlo.
我来跟你谈判放掉这些人 我有钱 I have come to negotiate the release of these men. I have money,
也可以进行约定支付的安排 and can arrange for a promissory--
该死 抱歉 Oh, shit! Sorry!
-杀了他 -快动手 - Finish him! - Do it!
杀掉这个瑞典混蛋 Kill the Swedish fucker!
放了我们 我们来动手 Let us go. We'll do it.
-没人要杀... -趁现在 - No one's going to kill-- - Now!
我... 我需要点时间 I, I need-- I need a moment.
你他妈的 快放了我们 You fuck! Let us go!
你太粗鲁了 就... You're being rude. Just...
待在那儿 stay there.
在西伯利亚 人们就是这样进行火葬的 In Siberia, this is how they cremate.
在你的下面放进点海豹油 And some seal fat in your vajuju.
我不希望... I don't want--
天啊 我们没有海豹油了 Alas, we are all out of seal fat.
这真他妈的冷死了 说真的 Ah! This is fucking freezing, and honestly,
说实话 这把所有的乐趣都弄没了 it takes all the joy out of it, quite frankly.
你必须用制造后代的科学来取代 You must eschew the art of lovemaking
做爱的艺术 for the science of heir-making.
大家都别提科学了行不行 Can everyone stop mentioning science?
下面比较冷 很好 Cool juice. Good.
行了行了 把你的手从我的蛋蛋上拿开 Okay, okay. Get your fucking hands off my balls.
遵命 陛下 Yes, sir.
-抽插一百下 然后射 -我来数 - A hundred thrusts, and then ejection. - I'll count them.
-我会数 -你说要一百下 - I can count them. - Did you say a hundred?
-一 二... -给我们点空间 - One, two-- - You want to give us some room?
他们还在... Are they still...?
谢谢 Mm, thank you.
是责任 对不起了 Hmm. It's duty. Sorry.
-糟了 我数到多少了 -53 - Shit. I lost count. - Fifty-three.
你能退后吗 Can you step back?
我今早看到了今年的第一只椋鸟 I saw the first starling of the year this morning.
真不错 我很喜欢椋鸟 Oh, marvelous. I do love starlings.
从第70下开始增加插入力度 Increase force of thrust at 70.
现在是73下 It's 73.
90 Ninety.
91 92 91, 92,
93 94 95 96 93, 94, 94, 96,
97 98 99 97, 98, 99,
-100 -101 - 100. - Aah. And one.
-够接近的了 -要喝点伏特加吗 - That was close enough. - Do you want some vodka?
凯瑟琳 你必须要躺着待几分钟 Catherine, you must lay in repose for a few minutes.
干得好 Well done.
我们该走了 We shall leave now.
告诉你 我在想可能要叫停这科学的玩意 You know, I was thinking I might stop the science thingy.
还有那艺术的玩意 And the art thingy.
考虑用其它方式改变 You know, think of other ways to change.
悉听尊便 As you wish.
可为什么呢 Why, though?
我濒死的时候 上帝给我托了梦 When I was dying, God sent me dreams.
是吗 Really.
主教认为梦是叫我遵循上帝的教义 Archie thinks they are to turn me to godliness.
也许他说得对 而且所有的东西味道都突然很差 Maybe he's right. Plus, suddenly everything tastes shit.
-也许是个征兆 -砷会影响味觉 - Might be a sign. - Arsenic affects the taste.
也许就是个延续后遗症 Might just be a lingering after-effect.
-是吗 -科学 - Really? - Science.
我曾梦到过 I had a dream once
一匹马从一个金帽子里吃莓子 that a horse ate some berries out of a gold hat.
金帽子 莓子 Gold hat. Berries.
有意思 Amusing. Huh.
我觉得不是所有的梦都有意义的 I don't think all dreams mean things.
你快死的时候想什么呢 What did you think of when you were dying?
我的父母亲 My parents.
想到我要和他们相聚了 That I'd be joining them.
还有呢 And?
想到这个我尿了裤子 I pissed myself at the thought of it.
也许是因为中毒的缘故 很难讲 Or, just because of the poisoning. Hard to say.
-很吓人 -她以前对你很残忍 - It was terrifying. - She was cruel to you.
她担心我还不够格 She worried I would not be enough.
你能行的 You can be.
只要你下决心就能行 It is as simple as deciding to be.
睡在这吧 Sleep here.
好啊 Oh. Of course.
你觉得我们的孩子会长什么样 What do you think our children will be like?
-小小的 -那是 - Small. - Hmmph. Indeed.
我想吃个龙舌兰松饼 你想来点什么吗 I feel like an agave muffin. Do you want anything?
柠檬 Lemons.
喂 他在拿他的包呢 Hey! Hey! He's reaching for his bag!
住手 Stop.
我的... 圣经 My... Bible.
我的圣经 我想死之前读一读 My Bible. I want to read before I die.
当然 Of course.
弄死他 杀了他 Fucking kill him! Kill him!
我们必须做理智和有同情心的人 We must be people of reason and compassion.
他快死了 He's dying!
你也是 So are you.
杀了他 快动手 Kill him! Do it, then!
杀了他 Kill him!
杀了他 杀了他 Kill him! Kill him!
-快动手 -杀了他 杀了他 - Do it! - Kill him! Kill him!
混蛋 Fucker!
妈的 Fuck!
混蛋 Fucker!
妈的 我的天 是乌鸦 Fuck. Oh, my God. It's the raven.
不过是一只鸟 它们有时候会飞进来 It's just a bird. They fly in sometimes.
不过是一只鸟 是他妈的上帝 It's just a bird? It's fucking God.
妈的 Shit! Oh!
妈的 Shit!
我的方向是错误的 妈的 I'm on the wrong path. Fuck!
妈的 Fuck.
您要我把它送回给牧首吗 Do you want me to take it back to the Patriarch?
什么 What?
我看见他在您的厅里溜达 I saw him wandering back down your hall.
手里有个鸟笼 He had a birdcage.
混蛋 Fucker.
真他妈的无法无天 我信任你 Really fucking out of order. I trusted you.
-我不明白您在说什么... -鸟 - I don't know what you're talking-- - The bird.
我只是想提醒您上帝在看着呢 I just wanted to remind you that God is watching.
您被引到了错误的方向 You're being taken down the wrong road,
为了您和国家的福祉 and for the good of you and the nation,
我无法允许... I cannot allow--
回想一下 我意识到我的方法可能是愚蠢的 I realize my method may have been, in retrospect, foolish.
我和主教们喝了点酒 突然有了主意 I drank some wine with the bishops, and something seized me.
我认为是上帝传递给我的主意 An idea that I thought came from God,
但可能就是酒... but perhaps just the wine--
去你妈的 去你妈的上帝 Fuck you. Fuck God.
这是什么 What is this?
我安排的 鸡蛋是没法被捣鬼的 I arranged it. Eggs cannot be tampered with.
我们看着他做 这样既新鲜又热乎 We will watch him make them. They will be fresh and hot.
弗拉德今早还挖出了一块松露 Vlad has also dug up a truffle this morning.
鸡蛋上撒上松露屑 太他妈绝了 Shaved truffle on eggs? Fucking brilliant.
利扎韦塔 Lizaveta?
-陛下 -滚吧 - Sir? - Fuck off.
纪念品 Souvenir.
他的脑袋 His head.
谢谢 Thanks.
你不得不做 你也做到了 You had to. And you did.
深度品味味道醇厚的松露 Oh, deep tasting truffle. So earthy.
就像你在品尝秋天 真他妈的... 谢谢 Like you are eating autumn. Fucking-- Thank you.
这样吧 You know what?
我曾把人从屋顶扔下去 I have thrown men off the roof
而上帝或者大主教都不曾反对 and God or Archie did not object,
更何况扔个绸布和什么物体 so what of a silk hankie, and... objects?
去他的 去他的上帝 无所谓 就这样做 No, fuck it. Fuck God. Trick me. We will do it.
你的降落伞还在你那吗 Boy, do you still have your parachute?
您很英明 I think you're right.
我们应引入法国的科学人才 Let us bring men of science from France
为我们创造有趣的新实验和新点子 to think of new, fun experiments and develop ideas.
好啊 好主意 Huzzah. Good idea.
我有一个不情之请 Can I ask a favor?
说吧 乐意效劳 Indeed you may. Anything.
是关于玛丽埃尔 Marial.
我的女仆 My maid.
我知道她是谁 I know who she is.
她曾是宫廷的一位小姐 She was formerly a lady of the court.
我想恢复她从前的地位 I would like her to be raised back.
她父亲 Her father...
他做了什么 What did he do?
你真擅长跳舞 勃列日涅夫 Such a fine dancer, Brezhnev.
擅长是指 擅长搞笑 And by fine, I mean ludicrous.
谢谢 亲爱的乔治娜 宫廷中最美的女士 Thank you, dearest Georgina. The finest beauty in the court.
勃列日涅夫 你太有趣了 Brezhnev, you are the funniest of men.
勃列日涅夫也想参与其中 Brezhnev needs to be a part of this.
可否请我们移步寝榻 Shall we all adjourn to the bed?
-乔治 -你可以旁观 - Uh, George? - You may watch.
没错 坐下学着点 Yes. Sit and learn.
在下可是狂欢生活的参与者 I'm a participant in life's rich carnival.
那我只好去找自己的温柔乡了 I will find my own bed further, then.
她动静总是不小 Ah. She was always a noisy one.
捂住你们的耳朵 So cover your ears.
-母亲 -太糟了 - Mum? - Oh, shit.
爽 Yes!
你他妈的给我滚开 Get the fuck off my mother.
只是开玩笑 玩笑 Uh, just-- Just a jape!
玩笑而已 It's a jape!
好吧 Right.
所以 不行 So, no.
其他任何事都行 他没门 Anything else. Fuck him.
她是他女儿 所以休想 And she is his, so fuck her.
我必须给她些恩惠 I, I need to give her something.
你可是皇后 Well, you are Empress.
你会想出来的 You will think of something.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
只要小狗吗 皇后陛下 Just the dog, Empress?
贱人 Bitch.
贱人陛下 Empress bitch.
保持微笑 Just keep smiling.
布利尼 布利尼 Blini! Blini!
很抱歉 他坚持不愿恢复你的地位 I'm sorry. He would not budge on restoring you.
我只能把你的 All I could do was get your--
谢谢你 谢谢 太感谢了 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
-你真的很喜欢这只小狗 -是啊 当然 - You really love the dog. - I do. I do.
其余的事会更加艰难 The rest will be harder.
但我可以说动他 But I can move him.
他的内心深处 温柔软弱 心烦意乱 He's deep down... tender. And troubled.
但那就是我们掌舵行驶的海面 But that is the sea I put our rudder in.
我要带他建立一个新的宫廷 I will sail him to a new court.
新的俄国 A new Russia.
没有血雨腥风 No bloodshed.
而是思想的变革 A coup of ideas.
所以就从屋顶扔个瓶子 So, so just bottles go off the roof?
需要够小 能飘起来 陛下 Or any object, uh, though small, that may float, sir.
我选了瓶子 I chose bottles.
请看阳台 If you look to the balcony,
你便能看到科学实验演示 好啊 you will see the demonstration of science begin. Huzzah!
好啊 Huzzah!
你的头怎么样 How's the head?
还未完全恢复 Not the best.
表面上看起来不错 Looks good from the outside.
真是感谢你啊 You're very kind.
-对不起 -对不起 - Sorry. - Sorry.
未来将是一片光明 The future will be grand.
那是一只狗吗 Is that a dog?
这就是科学 This is science.
敬请欣赏 Enjoy.
好啊 Huzzah!
希望风力强劲 才能获得速度 Just hope the wind is strong enough to gather velocity.
不知所云 Don't know what that is.
就是风力足够大才可以使小狗漂浮 That the wind will provide enough force to hold the dog up.
反正失败也不失趣味 Well, failure will also be entertaining.
未来一片光明 The future is bright.
好啊 Huzzah!