天 糟了 Oh, fuck.
他妈的 Oh, fuck.
你得来看看这个 You need to see this.
快过来 You should come.
-他在这儿躺多久了 -加冕礼后一两天了 - How long has he been here? - A day or two since the coronation.
就没人想过把他弄走 And no one thought to move him?
大家都宿醉未醒 Everyone's still pretty hung over.
尽管是塔津斯基 但大家可能更不在乎 Though it's Tarzinsky, so it's more likely they don't care.
不知道是谁干的 I don't know who did it.
我知道 I do.
如果你计划让她饱尝失败苦果 If your plan is that she ultimately fail,
那我们都该去帮她 让她状态不稳 we should help her along, destabilize her.
我们可以给她吃泻药 We could give her laxatives.
我吃过很多巧克力味的泻药 I once ate a lot of those chocolate laxatives
肠道不稳定了整整一个月 and was destabilized for a month.
我是说真正的不稳定 I mean actual destabilization.
政治上的不稳定 Politically.
瞧瞧那个死胖子吧 Look at that fat fuck.
背叛了我和我父亲 封他将军的大恩人 A traitor to me and my father who made him a general,
他现在总算能泡到姑娘了 and now he's actually getting pussy.
有人在听我说话吗 Is anyone listening to me?
我说话的时候 你们都听不到是吧 Have I stopped making sound when I speak?
快来瞧瞧吧 这是可可·奥蒂娜 Look at this guy! It's Coco Ottina!
格里高尔 你真棒 Brilliant, Grigor.
没错 大家都来关注狗狗吧 它们才是重中之重 Yes, let's focus on the dog, because that's what's important.
确实 乔治说得好 Indeed, George. Well said.
因为这是意大利最好的松露搜寻狗 For it's the finest truffle dog from Italy!
刚从皮埃蒙特运来的 Fresh in from Piedmont.
就算一颗松露被裹在貂皮大衣里 浸在薰衣草精油里 It can smell a truffle that has been wrapped in mink, doused in lavender oil,
塞进了一个老妇人小妹妹里 它都闻得到 and shoved in an old woman's vajuju.
真做过这样的测试吗 Do they actually test them that way?
我他妈已经放弃了 I fucking give up.
我小时候常跟父亲一起 探寻松露季的第一颗松露 I used to find the first of the season with my father when I was a small boy.
我们在森林里奔跑 My father and I would run through the forests,
当小狗在泥里嗅来嗅去 and when we saw the dog snuffling in that dirt,
把新鲜的松露拱出地面时 nudging a newly formed truffle to the surface,
空气中会突然充满着麝香和秋天的味道 its very scent of musk and autumn suddenly filling the air
真他妈美味 with its fuck-off deliciousness,
我们会大声嚷嚷着 找松露小能手 we would shout together, "Truffle fucker!"
我们跑啊 笑啊 And run laughing together.
然后把它抹在面包和黄油上 Then later shave it over some bread and butter
穿过森林走回家 and walk home through the forest.
那是我们最快乐的时光 It was the happiest of days for us,
他当时为帝国日理万机 十分想见他儿子 as he was very busy running an empire and was desperate to see me,
但却常被朝政 战争或女人牵绊 but was oft called away by business, war, or pussy...
一个男人理应如此 as a man should be.
但是松露季另当别论 But truffle day was different.
我真觉得 I really think we...
嘘 Shh!
回忆在我脑海中闪过 I'm reminiscing in my head with pictures.
Hmm.
父亲 Father.
-她会放你出去吗 -当然 - She will let you out for it? - Of course.
每个松露季的第一天我都不会错过 这次也不会 I have not missed a first day of truffle season ever and will not start now.
她又不是没人性的疯子 She is not a cruel maniac.
我正想找你 Ah! I wanted to talk to you.
首先 我们来认识一下可可·奥蒂娜 Firstly, meet Coco Ottina.
这里我的宫廷 我说了算 This is my court and my rules!
你杀了塔津斯基 对吗 You fucking killed Tarzinsky, didn't you?
对 我也为此很难过 I did. And felt bad about it!
我的朝堂不允许暴力妄为 This random violence is not the way of my court.
他叫我白痴 He called me dickhead.
这就是你的理由 That is your answer?
我杀人 是因为他叫我白痴 "I killed a man because he called me dickhead"?
你听到自己在说什么了吗 Do you hear how that sounds?
听起来没毛病啊 Sounds perfectly logical.
暴力并不是解决一切问题的答案 Violence is not the answer to everything.
在这个朝堂之上 它是解决问题的万能钥匙 In this court, it is a language that everyone understands.
你要是死磕这一点 就走不远 You will not get far if you do not come to terms with that.
很好 Fine.
卫兵 Guards!
给我好好打他一顿 Beat the fuck out of him.
有趣 你还真是诙谐啊 Funny. You are a witty creature.
有时候 要想证明自己的观点 At times, the point is so slight, one almost does not...
你俩他妈干什么 What the fuck are you two doing?
你敢帮他 我马上毙了你 - Hey! - Help and you will be shot.
我老公和我争讨论问题呢 My husband and I are busy discussing an issue.
你现在懂我意思了吗 Can you hear me now?
凶残啊 Fucking hell.
够了 Enough!
你们都出去 All of you, out!
什么鬼 What the fuck?
你得去看看维诺德尔医生吧 Should you see Vinodel?
如果真的疼的话 我现在会很生气的 Yeah, if that had actually hurt, I'd be quite angry right now.
你就希望我这样表达观点吗 Is that how you wish me to make my point?
我说了 我也很难过 I said I wasn't proud of it.
很显然如果没杀他 事情会更好 Clearly, it would be better if I had not.
我下次会为你做得更好 For you, I will try to be better next time.
现在 我想跟我的新狗狗去找松露了 Now, I would like to go truffle hunting with my new dog.
-不行 -别这么裱 - No. - Do not be a bitch.
你打也打完了 表明了你的观点 我虚心接受 You have kicked me and made your point and I have taken it graciously.
恋人间的拌嘴嘛 A tiff between lovers.
我们不是恋人 永远也不会成为恋人 We are not lovers, we will never be lovers.
你是个嗜血暴徒 You are a bloodthirsty thug,
我真后悔没杀了你 and I wish I had killed you when I had the chance.
卫兵 抓住他的狗 Guards! Grab his dog.
不 No!
把他锁起来 Lock him in!
可可 Coco...
-到底是怎么回事 -太过分了 - What the fuck was that all about? - This is outrageous.
她不能那样对他 She cannot treat him like that.
同意 咱们得给她点颜色看看 Agreed, we need to fuck her up.
比泻药更厉害的东西 Something bigger than the laxative plan.
用泻药也不错 反正劲挺大 - Or in addition to. I still think that's strong.
乔治 你没事吧 George, you okay?
她太强势太凶残了 She is fierce and formidable.
-我们也是 -万岁 - As are we. - Huzzah!
-凯瑟琳 你还好吗 -不好 - Catherine, are you okay? - Not really.
刚才太过瘾了 That was so great!
看着一个男人打的死去活来 To see a man kicked repeatedly and writhe in pain?
-你有病吧 -额 好吧 - What is wrong with you? - Uh, okay.
-你去哪了 -我错过什么了 - Where have you been? - What did I miss?
多了去了 Much.
土耳其大军压境 封锁了很多贸易 The Ottomans are massing at our border, blockading some trade.
那帮狗娘养的可能难备入侵了 Fuckers may be readying to invade.
你应该跟他们谈谈 You should talk to them.
咱们或许应该打响第一枪 发动边境冲突 We probably should fire some shots, get a bit of a border skirmish going.
让他们知道咱们正等着打仗呢 Let them know we bristle for a fight.
你想发动一场战争 You wish to start a fucking war?
好吧 但愿这次小规模冲突能吓退他们 Well, hopefully the skirmish scares them off,
敌人虽然强大 但我知道 我们终将打败他们 but though a formidable foe, I know we could take 'em.
我要去准备作战计划了 I shall ready battle plans.
你到底是吃错什么药了 What the fuck is wrong with you?
我是将军 准备作战计划是我的工作 A general readies war plans, it's, it's sort of the job.
这有什么大惊小怪 You are uncharacteristically yell-y.
讲讲道理吧 Let us look to reason.
别再"因为他们看不起我 我要戳破他们的脸"了 Instead of, "Oh, they looked at me funny, let's stab them in the face,"
我们要提高发动战争的标准 we should try and raise the bar on our triggers for war.
难道你想看到更多人在你睡梦时牺牲 Or do you wish to see more dead in your sleep, Velementov?
但这不一样 这是先发制人 - But this is different. This is, uh, preemptive.
要死人的 总的来说就是这样 - Dead men. At bottom, that is what it is.
我的观点还没有说完 I hadn't quite finished my point.
我们战斗 争夺地图上那一点版图 再次战斗 We fight, borders shift on the map, and we fight again,
用人命去换 版图再次改变 recover it in dead men, and shift it again.
你怎么知道他们想打仗 And how do you know they do want this war?
他们不喜欢你 They don't like you.
他们都不认识我 They do not even know me.
我就是行走的魅力收割机 I am fucking charm itself!
是啊 你是微风中真正的向日葵 Oh, indeed. You are the veritable sunflower on a breeze.
他是说你是女人 Conceptually, he means a woman.
他们都是彼得的盟友 对待女人就像 They were a strong ally of Peter's, and the woman aspect is...
请他们来吃晚餐吧 Invite them to dinner.
我要用阳光般的微笑将他们照亮 I will wave my sunny disposition in their faces, and they will smile back,
我们将达成共识 共创和谐的命运共同体 and we will find a common ground that allows us to be as one in harmony.
-没错 -我得静静 - Right. - I need a moment.
什么 What?
她是怎么回事 What's going on?
不知道 她很奇怪 I don't know. She is odd.
她刚因为塔津斯基的事 对彼得一顿暴揍 She just kicked the ribs out of Peter over killing Tarzinsky,
不过 肯定不止这一个原因 but... there's something else going on.
我叫她起床时 她就看着很怪 She looked deeply odd when I woke her.
那个孩子可能在释放毒素 Baby. Might be releasing poison.
我不这么认为 I... I don't, I don't think they do that.
你是医生吗 Doctor, are you?
-不是 -行吧 - No. - Ah.
女皇 Empress.
怎么了 What?
我一直觉得跟你有种奇妙的联系 I have always felt a strong connection with you.
我们做过爱 但我不是很享受 We have had sex, which I did not enjoy much,
你还上了我丈夫 and you have fucked my husband,
可能会让他少上我几次 所以谢谢你了 which probably kept him from fucking me at times, so thank you for that.
整个政变 你都对他忠心耿耿 现在依然如此 You have been loyal to him through a coup, and still are,
联系是很微妙 但也很脆弱 很矛盾 so this connection exists but is tenuous and conflicted.
就让我们忘掉过去 专注我的未来吧 Right. Uh, let us forget about the past and focus on my future then.
我对你的未来没兴趣 乔治娜 I have no real interest in your future, Georgina.
你一直说 你关心所有俄罗斯人 All Russians, you often say, are your concern.
我就是俄罗斯人 I am Russian.
说得好 Well played.
你想要什么 What do you want?
想请你帮个忙 I seek a favor.
我已经帮你忙了 政变后我都没杀你 - I already did you a favor. I didn't kill you after the coup.
我会终生感激你的 And lifelong gratitude for that,
但我依然觉得要为自己的不忠 but still I feel I need to be punished
接受受罚 in some way for my disloyalty then.
我不想报复你 I have no interest in reprisals.
我还打过你一次 并且说过你很多坏话 I did punch you once, as well, and have spoken ill of you many times.
骂你婊子 贱货 德国人 Called you a bitch, a cunt, a German.
懂了 那我该怎么惩罚你呢 I see, and how would I punish you?
我猜你已经有想法了 I suspect you have an idea.
也许 你可以流放我去法国 我自然是不愿意的 Perhaps, if I was exiled to France against my will.
把你和格里高尔从他身边弄走 Take you and Grigor from him?
大概就是这个意思吧 我自作自受 - If you see it that way, yes. I would deserve it.
他也是 As would he.
同意了 Granted.
你被流放时 You are exiled...
要遵守一个条件 on one condition:
到了法国 记得合上腿 打开书 When you get to France, close your legs and open a book.
德国贱货 German bitch.
来道歉了 Ah, an apology is a...
没黄油吗 No butter?
她会冷静下来的 到时候我再优雅地接受她的道歉 She'll calm down, and then I will accept her apology graciously.
我要是能 If I could just...
一个人 be alone and...
亲爱的 你今天好吗 How are you today, my dear?
我怒了 Angry.
我听说了 怎么个情况 So I hear. Why?
我在努力把这里变更好 可今天早上一睁眼看到了什么 I want this place to be better, yet this morning I was greeted first thing
一具被彼得捅了九个洞的尸体 with a dead body Peter had stabbed nine holes in.
他是冲动行事 He is impulsive.
他就是个畜生 He's a fucking animal.
我把他一人锁房间里了 I have locked him alone in quarters.
不许任何人跟他讲话 他唯一能听见的声音 No one will speak to him until the only thing he can hear
就是他自己的心跳 is his own heart beating.
我天 你把他一个人关起来了 - Oh dear. Locked in by himself?
对 关他个几周 谁也不能见 Yes. He will have no one for weeks.
他要为其罪行受罪 He will suffer for his crime.
这是个坏主意 他一个人容易出岔子 - That is a bad idea. He does not do well alone.
很好 说明这是个好主意 Great. That makes it a good idea.
他母亲曾把他锁家里好几天 他整个人都不好了 - His mother would lock him in for days. He would go quite mad.
他会全身赤裸 裹着毯子 满身是抓痕 We would find him naked in a blanket, covered in scratches,
失控般地眨眼睛 and blinking uncontrollably.
是吗 Really?
你说他妈妈 His mother, you say?
大象 Elephant!
大象在舔自己的鸡巴 Elephant sucking his own cock!
学个螃蟹 Crab with crabs!
啥 What? Uh...
你个二货在做啥 What the fuck are you doing?
逗他开心 Entertaining him.
他被妈妈关禁闭的时候 我就会来这里 为他跳舞 When his mother would lock him in, I would be down here and dance for him.
-行吧 -就睡草坪上 以防他半夜醒来孤单害伯 - Right. - Sleep on the lawn so he could see me if he got scared.
有时候要关好几周念 Went on for fucking weeks sometimes.
我得告诉你一件事 I have to tell you something.
格里格尔 Grigor?
格里格尔 Grigor! Grigor!
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
格里格尔 你他妈要去哪儿 Grigor! Where the fuck are you going!
格里格尔 Grigor!
妈妈 Mommy?
Ew.
万岁 Huzzah!
我心情不好 都看得出来 Clearly, I am in a mood.
你报复他没有错 You were right to exact revenge on him.
他杀塔津斯基的理由是啥 He killed Tarzinsky for what?
-叫他白痴么 -嗯 - Calling him dickhead? - Hmm.
你嗯一声 他就有足够理由了吗 You say "hmm" like it's reason enough.
从法律上来说 他确实有足够理由 Well, legally it is reason enough.
反正他家伙也是个混球 我们不用太为他悲伤了 And the guy was a prick, so let's not grieve for him too much.
什么 What?
他在大厅角落里撒尿 公开威胁要 He pissed in the corner and threatened to...
这么做是合法的 It is legal?
-有很多正当理由可以杀人 -财产纠纷 - One is allowed to kill for many reasons. - Property dispute.
-婚姻纠纷 -在大厅里碰到你 - Marital dispute. - Bumping into you in the hall.
-操你老婆 -或者宠物 - Fucking your wife. - Or pet.
这些都是合法的 有400条相关法律证明 - In fact, it was all legal. There are 400 laws relating to it.
荒谬之极 必须今天全废除 - That is absurd. We must rescind all, today.
需要召开地区参议员峰会才行 It, it would require a regional summit of senators.
我不明白 No, I, I don't understand.
你想告诉大家 就算被冒犯也不能杀人吗 You want to tell a man he can't kill another man if offended?
是的 Yes.
-大家可能不怎么赞同 -闭嘴 - People might take a dim view of that. - Shut up.
啥 What?
我累了 我不想 Now, I'm tired, and I do not wish to be...
被质疑 Challenged?
向那些觉得地球是平的人 彰显我的智慧 Explaining my brilliance to people who think the Earth is flat.
我需要躺一躺 I need to lie down.
我昨晚跟一个女人做爱了 I had sex last night with a woman.
什么 What?
我以为换个话题能让她开心 一下只想到这个 I thought a change of subject might be helpful and that was the subject on my mind.
所以你是想炫耀 Oh, you wish to boast?
不 我已经跟女人上过3次床了 No. It is the third time in my life I have laid with a woman.
倒也挺享受 但感觉这么麻烦不值得 While not unpleasant, it seems not really worth the trouble.
你可真离谱 上床是最赞的事 就算有时没那么赞 - You're being preposterous. It is marvelous, even when not marvelous.
有时别人说话 我耳边只能听见嗡嗡声 Sometimes people say words and I just hear a buzzing in my ears.
比如现在 This is one of those occasions.
我去请维诺德尔吧 你看起来不舒服 I may get Vinodel. You seem unwell.
也许吧 Perhaps.
我们要 Should we...
会议结束了么 还是先休息一下 Um, is, is the meeting over, or are we just having a break?
真他妈难听 Sounds fucking awful.
小提琴需要调音 I need my violin tuned!
别不理我 Do not ignore me!
一群傻逼 Fuckers!
让我 出 去 Let... me... out!
草 Fuck!
我不想离开俄罗斯 I don't want to leave Russia.
和他一起 And him?
我们得跟她谈谈 求求他 W-We should talk to her. Beg.
今天早上的事你也看到了 她可没心情原谅谁 Clearly after this morning, she's not in the mood to be forgiving.
只能去巴黎了 格里格尔 Paris, Grigor.
-操 -我懂 - Fuck! - I know.
我都绝望了 I'm devastated.
但想想看 But think of it,
就你和我 在巴黎 you and me alone in Paris.
巴黎 Paris!
重启新生 It is a new life.
法国黄油 French butter.
他妈的 Fuck.
留在这里没有未来的 There's no future for us here, anyway.
你没看到她今早做了什么吗 Did you not see what she did this morning?
-他有计划的 -还觉得她会失败么 - He has a plan. - What, that she'll fail?
我正看着例门俩聊松露狗聊得正欢 I watched you two prattle on about truffle dogs
然后她像一束光一样 破门而入 and her come in like a blaze of light and power,
我那时就知道 我们彻底完了 and I knew we are done here.
你必须相信我的直觉 You must trust my instincts.
这里是俄罗斯 This is Russia.
她再光明 也会慢慢被我们与生俱来的 Her light will slowly be enfolded by our natural darkness
黑暗吞噬 扼杀 and will be snuffed out.
她会全盘崩溃 他则一举把这个国家和她带上顶峰 你就瞧好吧 She will break, and he will scoop her and the country up and voilà.
那等他这么做时 我们再回来 So if he does, we come back.
不然的话 我们去过新生活了 And if he doesn't, we have a new life.
我们终于不受打扰了 We will be alone at last.
不是正合你意吗 Isn't that what you want?
求你了 亲爱的 S'il vous plaît, mon amour.
你知道我喜欢你说法语 You know I love it when you speak French.
说句谢谢 然后跟我一起走吧 求你了 Just say merci and do this with me, I beg of you.
我们怎么跟他说 How do we tell him?
她说谁都不可以进 She said no one in.
我只是想和他谈谈 Well, I just want to talk to him.
抱歉 Sorry.
假设我真违抗了命令 和他谈了一分钟 I suppose if I broke the rules and did talk to him for a minute,
你就有权拖着我回我房间 you would be within your rights to drag me from here into my apartments
然后粗暴地 对待我 and treat me savagely.
救我出去 Get me the fuck out of here.
恐怕你惹她生气又玩出新高度了 Oh, I fear you have made her cross in a way I have not encountered before.
我不明白 塔津斯基就是个混蛋 - I don't understand. Tarzinsky is a prick.
-他也确实叫你白痴了 -完全正确 - And he did call you dickhead. - Exactly.
她竟然觉得我错了 真想不通 It's baffling that she thinks this is wrong.
虽然 Although, I...
嗯 好吧 Hmm, okay.
行了亲 你刚才欲言又止的想说啥 - Oh, dear. Although what? And "hmm, okay" what?
我确实问过她 这都是你的鬼主意 I did ask her, as I was clearly ill-advised by you to,
我能从哪方面来提高自己 if there was one thing I could do to improve myself.
她说什么 And she said?
她不太喜欢我暴力的天性 She saw my talent for violence as less than ideal.
所以 你为了向她展示你的爱 改变的决心 So, to reassure her of your love and your commitment to change for her,
就在几小时后捅了一个人九刀 you stabbed a man nine times a few hours later?
-我也不想捅的 -但他叫你白痴 - I tried not to, but... - He called you dickhead.
就是嘛 Exactly!
她估计会冷静下来的 你到时必须道歉 Maybe she will cool, and then you need to apologize.
我不能一个人呆在这 你知道的 I can't stay in here alone, you know that.
我知道 亲爱的 Oh, I know, my darling.
所以我给你带了点东西 That's why I brought you something.
你好啊 朋友 Ah! Hello, friend!
Huh.
拜拜了 亲爱的 Bye, my darling!
你得抓得再紧些 You'll be needing a tighter grip.
不 抓紧 No, tighter.
得了吧 停 Oh, for God's sake, just stop it.
我自己走过去吧 到了再想办法 I'll just walk there myself and we'll figure it out when we get there.
这碗里是葡萄酒吗 Is that a bowl of wine?
是 It is.
我感觉你要问我点什么 但你应该有 I assume you came with a question, as I know you would have the good grace
不打扰人酒兴的素质 not to interrupt a man who has a bowl of wine.
女皇今天状态很奇怪 The Empress is in a strange state.
她怀着个孩子 She has a baby in her.
谁都知道这能让性格变啥样 A human creature of fuck knows what evil disposition.
就像血液里加了毒药 胆汁也变得五颜六色 It poisons their blood and gives them a many-hued bile.
对 我记得我老婆 上天堂的那个 Oh, I remember my wife, God rest her,
也有过类似不愉快的时刻 had a similar disagreeable momentum.
我担心她会做出一些反常的决定 My concern is decisions will get made that she would otherwise not make.
所以你是来问我 我们能做些啥吗 And so your question is, is there anything we can do?
没错 Exactly.
可以给她吃点安眠药 We could give her a sleeping draught,
吃一次就能睡好几天 which would have her sleep for days at a time.
休息休息挺好 Maybe rest would be good.
会有些副作用 It has some side effects.
偶尔致死 大概率得疥疮 一定会口吃 Death occasionally, scabies often, a stutter guaranteed.
行吧 Right.
这就太极端了 It's probably too extreme.
我的药方是 Mm. Um, I would prescribe...
什么 Yes?
这段时间最好别挡她的道 ...staying out of her way for the duration.
这些情绪起起伏伏 Comes in waves.
我怀疑 她现在的胆汁已经是紫色了 She, I suspect, has purple bile at present,
我们需要静待波峰过去 and we must wait for that wave to pass.
等胆汁变黄 她会比羔羊还温顺 And when she has yellow, she will be a docile lamb.
别想了 不会的 She will never be that, so...
她有次用狗砸了我 我老婆 Once threw a dog at me, my wife.
Hmm.
大牧首 Patriarch.
这本册子 是对上帝预兆的解读 A pamphlet on the interpretation of omens sent by God.
我在图书馆找到的 I found it in the library.
预兆 Ah, omens.
上帝会通过大自然 跟其创造物对话 God speaks through nature, its creatures.
我们的职责之一就是翻译 帮助大家理解他老人家的意思 One of our jobs is to interpret, to help the people understand his meanings.
正好可以边读 边打发坐马车回家的漫漫旅途 Indeed. A good read for the long carriage ride back home.
我猜你明天就要走了 对吧 Which I suspect should happen tomorrow, don't you?
静候您和上帝差遣 I am at yours and God's whim.
我也是这么想的 That occurred to me, too.
这就是上帝和我的共同愿望 And that is what God and I wish.
你似乎对我不太满意 You are unhappy with me in some way?
不会不会 Not at all.
你只是个牧师 我看得出你最喜欢的就是 You are a simple priest, who I can tell is best at home
跟你地区的老百姓待在一起 with the simple people of his region,
跟大家解释羚羊为何反季节出现 interpreting antelopes appearing out of season
猫头鹰为何会从天而降 and owls falling from the sky,
而不是卷入朝廷的波谲云诡中 not in the vicious swirling winds of court.
你没发现 无论风怎么吹 上帝总能让一个人扎根吗 Do you not find God keeps one rooted and stable no matter what the winds?
确实发现了 I do find that, actually.
说得好 Well said.
一路顺风 Happy travels.
我想问的是 我应该向她道歉吗 My question for you is, should I apologize to her? Hmm?
这是软弱的表现 会让她对我的厌恶罪加一等 It is a sign of weakness that should fill her cup with disgust and loathing for me,
但她的头脑同时又塞满了独特的阴谋诡计 but her mind is one of unique machinations
和对世界的奇葩认知 and odd perceptions of the world.
比如对暴力的奇怪厌恶 Such as her strange aversion to random violence.
因此 她甚至 So therefore, it follows...
根本不会把道歉看作软弱 she may not even see apologies as weakness,
而把它们视为力量 but instead see them as strength.
但我们还是要冒这个险 因为我需要她的爱 Yet, we will risk it, as I need her love
还想跟可可·奥蒂娜一起去森林挖松露 and I need to be in that forest with Coco Ottina truffling.
看来我们达成共识了 We are agreed.
动笔吧 Let us write.
Huh.
你真是个良师益友 You're a good companion, my winged friend.
万岁 Huzzah.
为你举杯 I toast you!
我动笔时你要待在我身边哦 Stay close to me while we do this.
亲爱的凯瑟琳 "Dearest Catherine..."
彼得 Peter!
格里格尔 Grigor!
信 The letters!
什么信 What letters?
在门口 At the door.
亲爱的 我们向你挥手 是因为我们要流放去法国了 "Darling, we're waving to you because we're being exiled to France."
怎么个情况 What the fuck?
对 我觉得他要哭了 Oh, yeah, I think he's at the bit.
他伤心死了 This is heartbreaking.
看看他的脸 Look at his face.
我知道你爱她 但她是个彻头彻尾的贱人 "I know you love her, but what a bitch.
她想把我送走 因为她也秘密地爱着你 "Unless she wants rid of me, as she does secretly love you,
这样的话 我体面退场 就成全你们吧 "in which case, a sweet gesture, I leave that with you.
记得我爱你 我会想念你的屌 "Know that I love you, will miss your cock,
你的幽默 你阴晴不定的性格 your fun, your mercurial thrilling nature."
卧槽 Oh, fuck.
他在读我的那封 He's got mine.
你写了什么 What did you write in the end?
我什么都写不出来 I couldn't write anything.
我就 I just...
是我们 It's us.
它嘴里还有块松露 It's got a truffle in its mouth.
格里格尔 你太了解我了 Oh, Grigor, you know me so well.
操 Fuck.
他们是我最好的朋友 小蝴蝶 They're my best friends, butterfly.
她为什么这样对我 Why would she do this to me?
蝴蝶 Butterfly?
操 Fuck!
Oh!
-这太棒了 -我知道 - This is great! - I know!
我们可以上位了 We're his new best friends!
没错 Exactly.
等他回来时 我们会在宫廷里排名第一 When he gets back in, we will be first run in the court.
我可以取代格里格尔在他心中的地位 I-I could be everything Grigor was to him.
那我 可以取代乔治娜 And I... everything George was.
什么 What?
我听到孩子的叫声了 I hear the kids yelling.
我正找你呢 I was looking for you.
我来了 I'm here.
你在躲什么人吗 Are you hiding from someone?
当然不是 我他妈是女皇 谁都不用躲 - No. Of course not. I'm the fucking Empress, I don't hide.
Oh.
你应该把他放逐 或者杀了他 You should banish him, possibly kill him.
我对他有一种不好的预感 I've got a bad feeling about him.
你是说阿奇吗 You mean Archie has.
你为什么要躲着他 Why are you hiding from him?
-我做了个梦 -春梦吗 - I had a dream. - Sex dream?
你在哪儿上的他 Where you fucked him?
我曾梦见过仆人们用盘子给我端了好多鸡巴 I have one where a series of cocks are brought to me on trays by servants,
我挨个看了一遍却找不出我最喜欢的 and I inspect them all and can never choose one I like.
你做的梦呢 All right, your dream?
我救了里奥 I saved Leo.
你干什么啊 Oh! What are you doing?
提醒我自己不能哭 Reminding myself not to cry.
在你衣服上钉个纸条啊 Pin a note to your dress. Fuck.
那个梦是如此完美 The dream was right, a perfect plan.
来可以成功的 Would've worked.
等一周 让彼得放松 Wait a week, let Peter relax,
让维莱门托夫计划袭击警卫队 get Velementov to plan an assault on the guard unit.
里奥定下一个规矩 步行到那片空地 Leo creates a routine, a walk to that clearing.
他的警卫放松警惕 他给他们梅子伏特加酒 里面加好料 His guards relax, he gives them plum vodka, but we've spiked it.
然后他们喝的迷迷糊糊的 They're now dizzy and confused.
维菜门托夫带人攻击 Velementov and his men attack.
里奥逃跑 Leo runs.
我把他放进一个盒子里然后送到威尼斯 直到一切结束 I put him in a box and send him to Venice until it's over.
看来我的鸡巴梦更真实 My cocks dream is more realistic.
现在这都没有意义了 And it doesn't matter now.
他死了 He's gone.
没必要在折磨你自己了 想哭就哭吧 There's no use punching yourself inside and out. Cry.
要悲伤就悲伤 Be sad is all.
不行 我还有事要做 No. I have work to do.
现在悲伤是极其可悲和自我放纵的 And being sad is a pathetic, self-soothing indulgence now,
我才不要 and I will not fucking have it.
草 瓦尔尼亚叔叔 Shit! Uncle Varnya?
最亲爱的瓦西里·阿布拉莫维·奥洛 Dearest Vassily Abramovich Orlo.
我还真不知道你 I did not realize you...
我 我以前没有过 这不过是个新的尝试 I, I never have, it is an experiment.
外面等着吧 小伙子 Ah! Wait outside, young fellow.
在家乡 他们领地一直高唱着你的名字 At home, they sing your name across the region.
几年前我们送进宫廷里的那个聪明的穷小子现在掌权了 The impoverished but brilliant boy we sent to court years ago now owns it.
不 我没掌权 Well, I don't own it.
当然了 很明显我的意见也很重要 Obviously, I'm a big part of... Integral part of it.
如果没有你这一切都不会发生 None of this would've happened without you.
我知道 I know that.
这是真的 That's actually true.
而没有我们你也没有今天的成就 And you wouldn't have happened without us.
我知道 I know.
我不胜感激 My gratitude is eternal.
现在你有机会向我们表达你永恒的感激之情 And now, here we are, a chance to rain that eternal gratitude upon us.
我们有些需求 We have some needs.
我只效忠女皇陛下 I am very much at the service of the Empress.
我保证不会与效忠女皇有任何冲突 你的心可以兼顾两者 I'm sure it will not be a conflict, for your heart will serve both loves.
这是你家人殷切的希望 That is your family's fervent wish.
好吧 Right.
一条新公路 A new road.
想象一下这会带来多少美好 Imagine the joy it will bring.
从海边开始四百英里 直达我们的领地 Four hundred miles straight from sea, through our great land.
有了公路 我们就能到达其它领地 Build it, and we will have access to the next regions.
这是我们的梦想 A dream for us.
我会尽力而为 I will try my best.
你会成功的 You will succeed.
好 Right.
我知道你在想什么 I know what you're thinking.
Hmm.
你想错了 And you're wrong.
女皇陛下 你能上床睡觉了吗 Will you retire to bed now, Empress?
不 No.
我有事要做 I have work to do.
所以我才在这 That is why I am here.
把维诺德尔叫来 Ye... Get Vinodel.
怀着孩子的人需要充足的睡眠 A baby's mother needs sleep.
普通母亲也许需要 但我不用 Perhaps normal mothers do, I do not,
因为我是女皇 有很多事要做 所以我才来到俄国的 as I am an Empress and have much to do, as that is why I came to Russia.
你有什么能让我不睡觉的药吗 Do you have something to help me not sleep?
我什么都有 不睡觉的 不说话的 不放屁的 不拉屎的 I have something for everything: Not sleep, not speak, not fart, not shit,
不射精的 不眨眼的 不 not cum, not blink, not wink...
别说了 赶紧给我吧 Just get it then. Without talking.
是 Indeed.
鼻孔还是屁眼 Nose or arse?
这是什么 What is it?
薰衣草 火药和一些植物油之类的东西 Lavender, gunpowder, and some plant oils and stuff.
我也不太记得具体有什么了 但这东西不错 I can't remember exactly, but, um, it's good.
谢谢 Thanks.
那么贝拉诺瓦 也许我们可以一起去我的住处喝杯波特酒 So, Belanova, should we perhaps go share a port in my apartments?
我想先干 然后再喝波特 Hmm, I think fuck first, then port.
虽然我想的跟你的顺序不太一致 但我会听你的 I had it in a different order, but we can do it your way.
-走起 -维莱门托夫 我们有事要做 - Shall we? - Velementov, we have work to do.
赶紧来我的住处 My apartments now.
感觉真好 - That was good. - Mm.
你没事吧 You okay?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
说实话 这跟与女人上床一样让人失望 To be honest, similarly disappointing to doing it with a woman.
我本来以为是自己不喜欢女人 I thought perhaps because it was verging on unpleasant with a woman,
以为也许男人才是我要的答案 perhaps a, a man was more the carriage I should be riding in,
结果 虽然路径不同 但感受却大同小异 but the road is different, but the feeling much the same.
好吧 Right.
什么感觉呢 And the feeling is?
还不如读本书令人愉快呢 I'd really rather be reading a book.
奥洛 Orlo.
你好 Oh! Hello.
-我们有事要做 -是啊 - We have work to do. - Yes, we do.
对 很好 先生你好 Great. Brilliant. Good day, sir.
好吧 Oh, right.
我 我能感觉到你有点不高兴 也许是因为我丢了俄国 I-I can see you are upset and think perhaps that I lost the empire,
我父亲会怎么想呢 这得多蠢啊 and what would my father think, and what a fuckhead,
但我有个非常漂亮的计划 but I have a genius plan.
我知道你肯定会翻个白眼 然后像以前那样评论到 And I know you will roll your eyes and have commented before
我的脑袋跟被马踢中的农民 that perhaps my brain and way of thinking is that of a peasant
也没什么分别 kicked in the head by a horse.
一个深情的玩笑 我懂 An affectionate jest, I know.
你看 You see...
我爱她 她也爱我 I love her, and she loves me.
我的喉咙很干 就像你有时那样 My throat is quite dry, as happens with you at times.
我感觉有点颤抖 I feel a bit shaky.
这个房间 The room...
好像也在摇晃 vi-vibrates a little.
你是怎么 How do you make...
我得坐会 I just need to sit.
谢谢 女士 Merci, Madame.
正相反 谢谢你才对 先生 Au contraire, Merci, monsieur.
我想这应该很有趣 I guess it will be fun.
作为一个女士我可挺喜欢的 I went there as a girl and loved it.
我会想念那些树的 I'll miss the trees.
他们也有树 They have trees.
我禁不住会想 I can't stop thinking...
谁会为他跳舞呢 who's gonna dance for him,
当他向窗外望去 一个人都没有 when he looks out that window now and no one's there?
他不会有事的 He'll be fine.
停下马车 Stop the carriage!
-什么 你要干什么 -我们应该留下来 - What? What are you doing? - We should stay.
-我们会想出办法来的 -我们被流放了啊 - We could find our way out of this. - We're banished.
他需要我们 He needs us.
我需要你跟我去法国 I need you to go to France with me.
不行 I can't.
开什么玩笑 你这么多年一直想独占我 Are you kidding? You've spent years trying to get me alone.
我爱你 我也想要你 只是 - I love you, and I, I want you. I just...
他现在需要我 He needs me right now.
我也需要你啊 So do I.
-跟我走吧 -你跟我走 - Come with me. - You come with me.
这是所有的法律和法规 差不多有16000条吧 That is all the legal codes, some 16,000.
那我们就都读一遍 然后找出来我们想要废除的法律法规 So, we will read them all and find all the laws we wish to repeal.
-天哪 你不是说今晚就干吧 -当然是今晚 - Christ, I hope you don't mean tonight. - Of course, I do.
可已经很晚了啊 - It is very late. - Ah!
卡佳 孩子们一定得读索福克勒斯 Katya, the children must read Sophocles.
当然 女皇陛下 Of course, Empress.
索福克勒斯很棒的 Sophocles. He's great.
现在 Now.
-现在的现在吗 -叫醒他们 - Now, now? - Wake them!
没有时间浪费他们年轻的大脑 There is no time to waste filling their young brains.
快去 - Oh. - Go!
接下来 Moving on.
我想邀请全欧洲的科学家来进行竞赛 I would like to invite scientists from all over Europe for a competition,
我们会把他们都打败的 and we will beat them all.
我们当中最好的科学家都离开了 Most of our good scientists left.
那就多给他们点钱 让他们再回来 So, offer them as much money as it takes to come back,
直到他们答应为止 and keep offering until they say yes.
现在就准备去各个领地的交通工具 Now to transport in the regions.
检查路线 Examination of routes.
我有个想法 I had an idea.
在一个领地内修400英里的公路 A road 400 miles long through a single region,
也许从海边修起 这样让我们有了现代化的气息 maybe from the sea, would send a message of modernization.
聪明 奥洛 Brilliant, Orlo.
哪个领地最合适呢 What would be a good region for this?
雷奥格拉迪奇吧 Maybe Reograditch.
从海边到农场再到城市 一条公路 From sea to the farms, to the cities, one road.
我喜欢这个主意 就这么做吧 I love it. Done!
不过要修建公路可有不少事要做 Well, that, that seems a good amount of work...
我不累 我们要管理整个国家呢 要改头换面 - I am not tired. We have a country to run, to transform.
人们为我们抛头颅洒热血 我们应该回报他们汗水和苦干 People spilt blood for us, and we will repay it with sweat and toil.
当我得了那个医生都无法解决的疾病时 And when I had that shaking disease the fucking doctors could not resolve,
很明显就是吞了一只蜜蜂 when it was clearly from a swallowed bee,
你走进来就问了句 还没好是吗 you would just come in and say, "Still doing that, is he?"
可伊丽莎白就会和我躺在一起 抱着我直到我平静下来 Whereas Elizabeth would lie with me and hold me until I calmed.
我记得伊戈尔说你很刻薄 他的母亲更好 Yeah, I remember Igor saying about you being mean and his mother being better,
她很善良 可你却说伊戈尔是个妹子养的 还说 and her kindness, and you saying Igor is a cunt, and...
伊戈尔的确是 That was Igor.
巴希尔神父 Father Basil.
我们需要谈一下教会 We need to speak of the church.
我觉得教会可以跟现在不同 变得更好 I feel it can be different, better.
-我同意 -应该变成什么样呢 - I agree. - What should it be?
教会应该更多为人民服务 而不是财富和权力 Uh... a church more for the people and less about wealth and power.
没错 Exactly!
所有这些政治 金钱 和不肯睁眼看女人的老头子们 All this politics, and money, and old men who won't look at a woman.
我是说 你会正眼看女人对吧 I mean, you look at women.
当然 这是上帝赐予的荣幸 - All the time. A God-given pleasure.
阿门 Amen.
我觉得年轻一代的领导者可以提供帮助 I feel a younger generation of leaders could help that.
我确定有合适的人选 I'm sure there are good men, who...
看看我们眼前这个英俊 好看 无私的人啊 Look at this handsome, handsome, egoless holy man we have before us.
先生们 为这个神选之人鼓掌吧 Gentlemen, applause for this actual man of goodness.
大牧首和宫廷大主教通常不能兼任 The patriarch and the archbishop of court are usually two different people.
传统上来讲 皇帝会任命自己的大主教 The Emperor traditionally names his own archbishop.
这个传统我喜欢 That is one tradition I would like to keep.
巴希尔神父 你现在是我的大主教了 Father Basil, you are now my archbishop at court.
我不胜荣幸 I am, uh, overwhelmed and honored.
就像里奥说的那样 你有颗温柔的心 You are, as Leo said, a very soft heart.
我们聊完了 And now our chat is done.
我们会为人民的利益而工作 We will work for the good of the people,
也许在教会中我们会遇到敌人 and perhaps we will have enemies in the church,
若真如此 我们就利用旧约里的方式把他们击倒 and if we do, we will smite them down in a very Old Testament way.
Hmm.
我买了不少艺术品 Huh. Now, I have bought a lot of art.
我想在宫殿旁边建造一个艺术馆 I would like to build a gallery next to the palace.
不用太大 我们可以随时去参观 Something small, so we can go visit it
欣赏艺术 让艺术改变我们 and drink it in and let it change us all.
太多事要做了 真是让人又激动又眩晕 是不是 So much to do! It's just... It's dizzying and fun, is it not?
万岁 Mm! Huzzah!
我记得有一次你走进来 居然用大头针扎我 I remember once, you came in and stuck a pin in me,
然后就走了 我坐那想 and then left and I sat there wondering
我到底做错了什么 以至于你要用大头针扎我 what I'd done to get you to stick a pin in me.
我现在有时候早上起来还在想这事 And I still wake up some mornings wondering.
而偶尔飘进脑海的答案 我一直拒绝承认 And the answer that floats by occasionally that I refuse to grab
什么事都没有 is nothing actually.
什么都没有 Nothing!
母亲 Mother?
尤拉 最好是有人死了 Yula, someone better be fucking dead.
虽然没人死 但这是急事 No one's dead, but it does seem urgent.
如果你翻到49页 看到因此这个词 So, if you look at page 49, the word, "thusly."
我 我不喜欢这个词 Eh, I, I don't like the word.
听上去好像一个挪威马夫的名字 It sounds like the name of a Norwegian stable boy.
那我把这词拿掉 I'll just take it out.
因此 他把这词拿掉了 And thusly, he took it out.
来啊 你们俩 给点想法 Come on, spark up, you two.
因此 Thusly.
50页 Page 50.
先生们 给女士们点时间 Gentlemen, ladies need a moment.
玛利亚 我们在工作 Marial, we're working.
我是你的闺蜜 我需要跟你谈谈 I am your best friend and need to talk.
这就是闺蜜的特权 That is the prerogative of a best friend.
在疯狂的夜晚中 当其中一个人有问题时 我们会帮助彼此 In the madness of the night, when one has a problem, we are there for each other.
所以你们俩可以滚了 迟点再治理俄国吧 So you two can fuck off and run Russia later.
那就给你们点时间 So we should give you a minute, actually.
那我们就礼貌点 Oh. It's only polite. We...
你有什么事 Okay. What is your problem?
我睡不着觉 担心我的好闺蜜 I am kept up late worrying for my friend.
不用了 解决了 走吧 Do not. Solved. Go.
我现在需要工作 I just need to work now.
我担心你会让自己和周围的人遭殃 I fear you will make yourself, and those around you, suffer,
也许还有整个国家 and perhaps the country as well.
一个愤怒失控的女人 没人会看好 An angry, seemingly out of control, woman is not looked on kindly.
相信我 Trust me on that.
这个国家需要改变 如果人们必须受苦 那么他们就得受着 This country needs changing, and if people must suffer, then they must.
毕竟 这不就是俄罗斯人吗 Isn't that Russian, after all?
这就是你让彼得受苦的原因吗 Is that why you're making Peter suffer?
我在给他一个教训 I am teaching him a lesson.
在他眼里杀个人跟吃奶酪一样简单 Cutting a throat or a nice piece of cheese are all the same to him.
里奥就是因他而死的 Leo is dead because of him.
他在为他的帝国而战 你也曾经是 He was fighting for his empire, like you were.
你还在为他辩护么 Are you fucking defending him?
我不是为他辩护 只是 I am not defending. Just...
这就是俄罗斯 This is Russia.
好的 你想说什么来帮助我 Okay, what is it you wish to say to help me?
说吧 看你能吐出什么象牙 Say it and it will magically heal me.
里奥会怎么说呢 What would Leo say?
我真不敢相信你让他们杀了我 你这个妹子 "I can't believe you let them kill me, you fucking cunt."
里奥会怎么说呢 What would Leo say?
宽恕 "Forgive.
然后好好活着 Live."
所以 听他的话把 So, listen to him.
哦 该死的 哭吧 Oh! F-For fuck's sake, cry!
操 Fuck.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
我拼到哪儿了 Um, where was I?
这个 This one.
胳膊 胳膊上的一小块 Arm, small bone in arm.
操 Fuck.
手 Um, hand.
人骨头烦死了 The fucking human body.
废话 熊的话当然简单 Bullshit. A bear is simple.
对了 Ah, yes!
Yes.
对了 漂亮 Yes. Brilliant.
老天爷 Oh shit.
我把她弄碎了 她的头 所有 - I broke her. Her head, everything.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我应该没法把她复原了 I don't think I can put her back together.
对不起 我对你很残忍 把她放在这里 Sorry I was being cruel to you, putting her in here.
哦 我以为你让我母亲陪我 Oh, I thought you thought it was a nice thing to do,
还挺贴心的 having mother to keep me company.
你把我想的太的好了 You have an overly benevolent view of me.
我爱你 I love you.
虽然我知道你很残忍 但你那天的手段 Though your ruthlessness, which I know of already,
着实让我大吃一惊 has taken me aback this last day.
我没那么残忍 I am not ruthless.
不像你 Not like you.
你还真这么认为啊 不是吗 You actually believe that, don't you?
我很抱歉我那样发火了 I am sorry for my anger.
那是因为我做噩梦了 I had a bad dream.
是关于一只以人类毛发为食的水獭吗 Was it about an otter who feasts on human hair?
没有 为什么是 No. Why would it be...
许多人都做过这种梦 Many people have that dream.
有趣的是 很多人被问到这个问题的时候 都会说 对一只水懒 It's fascinating how many people respond, "Yes, an otter," when asked.
跟水獭无关 It was not about an otter.
警卫 让她进来 Guard! Let her in.
Oh!
科科·奥蒂娜 Coco Ottina.
你允许我出去吗 You're allowing me to go?
对 不过要看管之下 I am, under guard, of course.
多点宽恕 也许我们都会好过些 Forgiveness will perhaps soften both our hearts.
谢谢你 Thank you.
如果不是梦到水獭 你梦到了什么 Hey, what was your dream about, if not an otter?
里奥 Leo.
你已经尽力了 You did as you had to.
随它去吧 就像春天里的鸟从树上飞走一样 Let it go, like a bluebird off a tree in the spring.
你他妈怎么能这么没心没肺 How could you be so fucking blithe about it?
我没有 I'm not!
我甚至在向你道歉的时候还提到了里奥 I even mentioned Leo in my apology to you.
Uh...
很抱歉你讨厌我用暴力 但这很适合我 "I am sorry you hate my violence, but it has served me well,
当一个人没有能力的时候 "and when one does not have a capacity for it,
当一个人很容易被别人捅刀子和剥皮 one easily gets knifed and flayed by those who do."
比如以里奥为例 Look at Leo, for instance.
他喜欢桃子和诗歌 "He had a proclivity for peaches and sonnets,
却不喜欢刀剑和杀戮 现在他已经死了 but not knives and bloodshed, and now he is dead."
不说这是他的错 And not saying it's his fault,
但做一个没有软弱的蠢蛋对他没有帮助 不是吗 but being a marrowless lobcock didn't help him, did it?
不过 我向你表示最诚挚的歉意 "My sincerest apologies I upset you, however.
我会尽量少杀人 I will try to kill less."
现在这些都解决了 我想去挖松露了 Now that's dealt with, I would like to go truffling...
你一点都不在乎 You do not care, at all.
我刚刚道歉了 你没听到吗 那我再读一遍 - I just apologized, did you not hear it? I shall read it again.
哦 不用麻烦了 Oh, don't bother!
狗狗 Dog!
我们走 We are going.
哦 看在上帝的份上 Oh, for fuck's sakes!
如果你想救他 你早就救了 If you'd wanted to save him, you would have.
我不知道该怎么救 I didn't know how!
我要走过去吻你 I am going to walk over there and kiss you,
你就知道为什么你不想救他了 and we will see why you didn't want to know.
喂 Hey!
你说过我可以去挖松露的 You said I could go truffling!
他妈的 Fuck!
发生什么了 What happened?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我要找到第一个松露 然后在他面前烧了 I'm going to find the first truffle and then burn it in front of him.
看来 你放飞自我了 So, you let go of the anger then?
-你需要帮忙吗 -不 - Do you want help? - No!
她怎么样了 How is she?
她就做了个梦 She had a dream.
Ha!
回来 Come back!
操 Fuck.
狗子 Dog!
我自己去找 I'll find it myself.
你爽翻了吧 Is it not marvelous!
爽死了 It is! It is!
老天爷 维菜门托夫 你真就这样甩鞭的吗 Jesus, Velementov, is that really how you fuck?
就像一头愤怒的疣猪一样管不住你的下半身 Like an angry warthog with no control over your lower body.
操 Fuck!
贝拉诺瓦伯爵夫人 你喝多了吗 Countess Belanova, are you drunk?
看看你在被谁操 Look who you're fucking.
把你的裤子拉起来 胖子 Yeah, pull your pants up, fatso!
他是一个英雄 He's a hero.
他就是个牙签疣猪 闻起来像裹在屎里的死鱼 He is a thimble-cocked warthog who smells like an anchovy wrapped in shit.
哦哟 看看 他拿上枪了 你真的要开枪打我 Oh, look now. He's getting his gun. You really going to shoot me?
没错 但凯瑟琳不会允许的 - I am. - Catherine will not allow it.
我不知道你被放出来了 I did not know you were loose.
我正在森林里打猎 还以为你是只得了梅毒的鹿 I was in the forest hunting. I thought you were a syphilitic deer.
-我会支持这个说法的 -你个叛徒 - I'll back that story. - Traitor!
跑吧 你个杂种 跑快点 Run, you fucker! Run!
-杂种 -过来 - You fucker! - Come here!
-哈哈 死胖子 -你妈的死瘦子 - Ha-ha! Fatso. - Fuckin' beanpole!
-操 -喂 - Oh, shit! - Hey!
-啊 哦 -停下 你个怂货 - Ow! Ow! - Stop! You coward!
怎么 你还会冷血地对一个人开枪 What, you would shoot a man in cold blood?
你个怂货 Not a man. You.
啊 可可·奥蒂娜 啊 Ah! Coco Ottina! Ah!
找松露小能手 Truffle fucker!
狗子 Dog!
Oh!
Ow.
什么 What...
你为什么这么说 Why did you say that?
-我们以前就这么说 -我们 - It's what we used to say. - We?
你和我 我们找到松露时 就会这样喊一句 You and I, when we found it, as we did, we'd always yell it.
我当时跟我爸在一起 I was with Father.
啊 彼得大帝会主持开幕礼 等无聊了 Ah, Peter the Great would launch the hunt, get bored,
就去喝酒和做爱 head off to drink and fuck.
那时就只有我们俩了 It would end up just us.
这我倒是记得 I remembered it as him.
我们有5年从没失败过 你那时候毛还没长全 We never failed, though, for five years when you were a kid.
还记得我们在栗树下找到那六颗吗 Remember when we found those six under a chestnut tree?
再来一个 你一直在喊 再来一个 "And another," you kept yelling! "And another!"
-确实 -你的脸上充满了喜悦 - Yeah, I do. - Such joy on your face.
Ah.
Ah!
这个品相不错 That's a good size.
真好闻 Oh, that smell!
我宁愿吃这个也不去舔腚 I'd rather eat that than pussy.
除非是菠萝味的 Unless it is pineapple-tasting pussy.
虽然那让人想起夏天 然而这 Though that is remindful of summer, whereas this...
宛如深秋 is... deepest autumn.
所以 就像我经常说的 要尊重事物的季节性 So it is a matter of, as I always say, respect the seasonality of things.
我都忘了你有多奇葩了 I have forgotten your curious inimitableness.
Hmm.
吃点面包？ Ah, bread?
你有黄油吗 Do you have butter?
我他妈哪来的黄油 Of course I don't have fucking butter.
Hmm.
终于找到你了 There you are.
我们一直在找你 We've been looking for you.
如果你还需要时间 我们可以继续走 We can walk on if you need more time.
还是 陪你坐会吗 Or... sit with you?
我把狗弄丢了 I lost the dog...
而且我失去了里奥 and I lost Leo.
说实话 我非常非常难过 I think, to be completely honest, I'm very, very sad.
你觉得我当时能救他吗 Do you think I could've saved him?
不能 No.
能救他只是痴人说梦吧 I think the dream is just a wish.
你知道当时该怎么做 你该做的也做了 You knew in the moment the truth of what you had to do, and you did it.
你心里有俄罗斯 You love Russia.
你也为了它捅自己心窝子 You broke your own heart for it.
彼得说我很无情 Peter told me I'm ruthless.
他有时还挺了解我的 He knows me well sometimes.
我不知道该处理 I don't know what to do with it,
这种感觉 this feeling.
忍受它 为它流痛苦的眼泪 但无论如何还要好好的活着 Suffer it, shed bitter tears for it, and yet live anyway.
这就很俄罗斯 It is the Russian way.
今天我就很俄罗斯 Today I am very Russian then.
你为什么背叛我 Question: Why did you betray me?
你多年来都被当作家族的一员 You had been in my family for years,
我们看重你 就像我们珍惜最好的马和家具一样 and we treasured you as we might our finest horses or furniture.
啊 这 Huh? Well...
如果我打开天窗说亮话 你就是个垃圾领导 I suppose if I excavate to the root of it, you were a fucking terrible leader.
什么 真是荒谬至极 - What? That's an absurd idea.
你小时候 我对你那么好 You also kicked me, called me fatso,
你却踢我 叫我胖子 叫我跳滑稽的舞蹈 made me do funny dances when I had been nothing but kindness to you as a boy.
因为你输掉了战争 让我看起来很糟糕 Because you were losing the war and making me look bad.
你总是挡着我的路 You was always in my fucking way.
我们本来能赢 We could've won.
我是一个有才华的将军 I am a talented general.
在政变和对瑞典的战争之间 Between the coup and the war on Sweden,
你的天赋似乎是杀俄罗斯人 your talent seems to be for killing Russians.
只是据我观察 Just an observation.
傻逼 Fucker!
不 我会把整块松露塞进你的喉咙把你噎死 No, I'll fucking choke you to death with a whole truffle rammed down your throat.
嗯 这死法听着不错 Hmm. A lovely way to die.
我还真梦到过这样 奇了怪了 I have dreamed of it strangely.
你知道我们为什么能赢得政变吗 You know why we won the coup?
我当时饿了 I got hungry.
不 靠她的才智 No, she inspires.
-什么 我没有吗 -你个蠢货 - What? And I do not? - You're a fucking idiot.
你谁都不关心 任何人 You don't care for the people, for anyone.
你不在乎别人的痛苦 You are careless with people, their pain.
你还真懂杀人诛心 You shoot straight when you shoot.
嗯 没有人像男孩那样关心你 Well, no one cared for you much as a boy.
我的父母不太喜欢我 对吧 My parents did not like me much, did they?
去他们的 Fuck 'em.
去他们的 Fuck 'em?
他们已经死 They're dead.
去他们的 Fuck 'em.
-去 -去他们的 F-fuck them...
有意思 Hm. Funny.
那块松露真不错 That was a good truffle.
确实 Indeed.
你觉得我能改变吗 成为一个更好的人 Do you think I can change, be a better man?
大概率不能 Probably not.
傻逼 Fucker.
格里格尔 Grigor?
万岁 Huzzah!
Ha!
我会永远想念里奥的 I'll miss Leo forever.
还会有其他男人的 There will be others.
但再也不会有第二个里奥了 There'll never be another Leo.
可能有一个安东 There might be an Anton.
-一个格里高利 -一个皮埃尔 - A Gregory. - A Pierre.
法国人可好了 The French are very good.
初恋很好 但我也推荐第21个 First love is good, but I also recommend 21st.
安提戈涅想把他埋了 Antigone wants to bury him,
但这将会是一个大问题 but that is going to be a big problem.
索福克勒斯的戏剧讨论了战争和死亡的问题 And Sophocles' play deals with issues of war and death
真是太牛了 and is just amazing.
我们走吧 Let us go.
还有很多事情要做 There's much to do.