有东西来了 Something came.
-是从 -我知道是谁送的 It-it's from... I know who it's from.
这是什么做的 黄油吗 What's it made of? Butter?
因为你融化在我的 Mm. "Because you melt in my... ".
够了 谢谢 Enough. Thank you.
是按照你的样子做的吗 Is it supposed to look like you?
卧槽 Shit.
菠萝 Pineapple.
舔下去 满是甜蜜的味道 At first lick, that sweet sharp taste,
继续品味 就变成了一种松树和梅子味的雪糕 and then the longer it went, it grew into a sherbet of pine and raspberry.
听说有人还能尝出樱桃和蛋奶沙司的味道 I've heard I taste of cherries and custard.
什么叫你听说 What do you mean you've heard?
不是你告诉我的吗 Well, didn't you tell me that?
-没有 -想想还是觉得有点奇怪 - No. - I felt a bit strange doing it.
我怕保罗被她兴奋得吓到了 I thought Paul might be worried by her agitation
所以我一边舔 一边低语 so was whispering as I licked,
没事的 保罗 没事的 "It's okay, Paul, it's okay, Paul." Yeah.
但我依然认为 必须让她下台 We must still un-throne her, my point.
撇开伟大的爱情故事不谈 Uh, the great love story aside.
她可以骑你脸 但不能骑你的皇座 She may sit on your face but not on your throne.
Uggh!
我开玩笑的 It was a joke.
这玩笑以前开开还行 And once it was an acceptable jape,
但我对她爱得愈深 保护欲也愈渐清晰 but my love is strong and my instinct to protect clearly sharp.
对不起 Apologies. Hm.
我和阿卡迪制定了些战略 Arkady and I have been strategizing.
他还做了一块策略板 - He has made a board. - Oh.
钉在板子上时效果更好 It works better on a wall.
我们给你列了一个需要争取的派系清单 We've made a list of factions for you to win over.
贵族 军队 教会 富商 The nobles, the military, the Church, rich merchants.
樱桃和淡奶沙司 Cherries and custard.
好像咱们小时候皇帝对我说过 Maybe the Emperor said it to me when we were young.
还有凯瑟琳事后的高潮红 Oh, and Catherine's aura after the moment,
整个人似乎笼罩在阳光的薄雾下 a sunlit haze seemed to hang around her.
你们之间那点事 还有我没听过的吗 - Oh, did something happen between you? I hadn't heard about that.
兔子 Oh, rabbit!
我不想批评你 但你能不能对颠覆计划上点儿心 Not to be critical, but can you actually focus on the "unseating her" plan?
我不想让乔治娜一辈子就这么困在你房间 I did not leave George to be trapped in your rooms the rest of my life.
放松 格里格尔 我在想办法了 Relax, Grigor. I'm on it.
咱们这样出来 真的没事吗 Actually, should we not be worried about being out here?
严格来说 你算是越狱了 You are technically escaped.
一切都安排好了 Ah. It is in hand.
Mm.
太赞了 Marvelous.
你可以走了 带着我无尽的赐福走吧 You may go with my many, many imperial blessings.
你的屁股真为俄罗斯争光 And your arse is a credit to our country.
普加乔夫 不许偷我们的东西 Pugachev, do not steal from us.
我只想抓住转瞬即逝的机会 人之常情而已 An opportunity presents, I take it, that is just common sense.
放任机会溜走 我就是白痴了 亲爱的姑姑 我不能当白痴啊 To not would mean I'm a fucking moron, and I is not that, dear Aunty Aunt.
-他去哪儿了 -打猎去了 - Where is he? - Hunting.
他很久才能回来 你想的话我们可以打一炮 He'll be gone awhile if you'd like me to fuck you.
一次就够了 Once was enough.
我以为挺刺激 但连我都觉得太诡异了 I thought it would be interesting, but it was too weird even for me.
为了你好 我建议 我从后面干你 Might I suggest, just to be helpful, I do you from behind,
这样你看不到我的脸 只能感觉到我的力量 so you don't see my face, you merely register my sensual power
同时我哥萨克人的脏话灌入你娇嫩的耳中 while I whisper filthy Cossack oaths in your delicate ears?
你没救了 Oh, you're incorrigible.
但是不行 But no.
守卫也被你骗过了吗 Are the guards fooled by you?
我让那个高个子守卫给我打了飞机 所以没事了 I made the tall one give me a hand job so it seems so.
Ah.
姑姑 Ah! Aunt!
看这个 Look at this.
我射中了一直停在梨树上的鹧鸪 A partridge which I shot as it was sitting in a pear tree.
看我多幸运 What are the chances of that?
普加乔夫 你可以滚了 Ah, Pugachev, you can fuck off.
走之前把口袋掏一下 Empty your pockets as you go.
人渣 Fucker.
不过我也只能指望他了 Still, the only good one I have.
她回来了吗 Has she been back for more yet?
还没有 但等她回来 She has not, but when she comes,
我会用爱的热浪 让她五体投地 I am ready with a wave of love that will bring her to her knees.
看 Look.
红宝石拼成的心 A heart made out of rubies.
我今天早上还给她送去了菠萝花 I also had some pineapple-based floral arrangements sent to her this morning.
我在玩爱情十四行诗 但很难找到 I am now toying with love sonnets, but trying to get anything to rhyme
跟"难以形容的欲望"押韵的词 with "indescribable lust," other than "dust," is immensely difficult.
她的身体接受了你 下一步就是心理了 Her body is saying yes, now her mind must follow.
继续说 Say more.
她是个聪明的女人 小脑瓜总在寻找答案 This is a brilliant woman whose mind is always seeking answers.
你得预设一个问号 You must create a question mark.
一个迷局 A mystery.
她对你有了想法 要让这个想法不断进化 She has an idea of you, and that idea must evolve.
你也太让人困惑奇怪了 满口胡言乱语 - You are a befuddling, strange creature. Everything you are saying is ridiculous.
你现在是在舔狗 但你需要玩高冷 At the moment you're playing hard to want when you should be playing hard to get.
这话有点过分了 她主动来找我的 - Seems a bit strong. She came to me unbidden.
你只赢了一场战役 而不是整个战争 And that is a battle won, but not the war.
我拿捏住你父亲了吗 Did I capture your father?
Oh.
-你问怎么办到的 -不 我没问 从没问过 - How, you ask? - No, I did not ask that and I never...
故事的结局是他终于在船上捅你菊花了吗 Is this some annoying story where he ends up sodomizing you in a boat or some such?
我才不要听 I will not listen to it.
这个故事很有启发 It is an illuminating story.
他想上我 我早知道 He wanted to fuck me, I knew that,
但我也知道 这对他来说不过是繁忙一天的九分钟 but I also knew that would be nine minutes of a busy day for him,
转身就忘 quickly forgotten.
我想让他对我充满好奇 又惋惜不可能真正懂我 I wanted him to want to know me and feel like he never could.
你做了什么 What did you do?
有天晚餐时 他讲着自已的英勇事迹 大家都在侧耳聆听 At dinner one night as he regaled the rapt room with tales of his derring-do,
我从空中抓下一只飞蛾 I plucked a moth from the air.
他还是继续讲下去 He kept talking, and as he did,
我神秘地笑了笑 撕碎了飞蛾 I smiled bemused and then slowly picked the moth apart
一点一点放入了口中 and ate the pieces,
-让他困惑又好奇 -一只蛾子 - bewildering and beguiling him. - A moth?
紧接着那天晚上 他在船上捅了我的菊花 Then later that night, he sodomized me in a boat.
-我天 -我开玩笑的 - Oh, Jesus! - It is a jest.
他没这么做 He did not.
重点是 你得让她相信你还有更多 Point is, you must make her believe there is more to you than there is.
更多 我就是自助餐管饱 什么叫更多 More? Fuck me. I'm the full buffet, what do you mean more?
我是说 让她了解这个改变了的你 I mean, let her into the new man you're becoming.
比如 展示下我的功夫 Uh, demonstrate kung fu, for instance?
她珍视想法 让她知道你也一样 She values ideas, so show her so do you.
Hm.
走开 Shoo!
走 Sh-Shoo!
走 Shoo!
我受女皇之邀来和大家谈谈 I have been asked to speak to you by the Empress.
我知道在座很多人都做过爱 内部消化哈 I know some of you now, have made love to many of you.
有的温柔 有的野蛮 Some softly, some savagely.
这种了不起的行为 This marvelous...
他们都是你用钱买回来的科学家吗 Are they the scientists you bribed to come back?
-俄罗斯的梦 -他们都对建设新俄罗斯充满热情 ...dreams of your Russia... They were excited to join the new Russia.
而且没错 回来的人都报酬丰厚 - ...leading the world in science and reason. - And yes, to be paid well for it.
是个梦想家 也许不是 A dreamer perhaps, perhaps not.
但也有可能是 Probably so.
但我们必须有梦想 But dream we must.
启蒙运动在欧洲各国方兴未艾 The enlightenment is warming nations across Europe.
理性打开了新世界的大门 Reason has opened a new world to us.
谁知道这些人的大脑中会迸发出 Who knows what marvels that change the world will erupt
from the inside of these people's brains?
也许是治疗梅毒的方法 A cure for syphilis perhaps.
希望如此 I for one hope so.
伏尔泰的话多么的激动人心啊 How exciting were Voltaire's words?
还有奥尔加对荷兰风能的讲解 And that Olga's explanation of wind power uses in the Netherlands?
我脸都无聊得麻木了 Mm. My face was literally numb with boredom.
玛丽娅 要改变这个国家 Marial, if we are to change this country,
必须改变这里人们的思维方式 we must change the way people here think.
直接让他们这么做不行吗 不做就开枪 You could just tell them what to do and shoot them if they don't.
我就说说 几百年来都是这么办事的 Well, just saying. That is the way we've always done it.
所以我们才需要伏尔泰啊 Which is why we need Voltaire.
如果大家不相信人人平等 人权应该高于 I cannot free the serfs and give women rights and education
一切贪婪和传统之上 那我解放农奴 if people do not believe in the inalienable rights of all, for instance,
给予妇女权利 让她们受教育还有什么意义呢 and that reason overrides greed and tradition.
我还要跟你讨论个更私人的问题 And... I have a more personal issue to discuss.
不了 我就继续装下去吧 Or no, I will just act.
女子学校出现了一只大蜥蜴 Apparently, the girls' school saw a big lizard.
蜥蜴 真棒 A lizard? Great.
-听说它好像有翅膀 -你们在聊什么 - I heard it might have had wings. - What are you both talking about?
蜥蜴 The lizard.
我先走了 我要去骑马了 I shall leave you, I must go riding.
我们有麻烦了 We have a problem.
桑德克大使回来了 但脑袋没了 Apparently, Ambassador Sunduk arrived home, but without his head.
脑袋没了是什么意思 What do you mean without his head?
他脑袋还在 但已经不在他的身体上了 I mean he had it, but it was no longer attached to his body.
我们的条约草案塞在他脖子的洞里 Our treaty proposal stuffed in his neck hole.
-什么 -显而易见 他们这么做是为了侮辱你 - What? - They have unsurprisingly taken this as an affront and a fuck you.
我们不是这个意思 We didn't do it!
我会把咱们的大使派过去说明这一点 I will send our ambassador to make that point.
可能是强盗干的吧 那段路很不太平 Bandits, I assume. Those roads are a nightmare.
但他们已经不喜欢你了 所以也于事无补了 But they already had a dim view of you, so this does not help.
他们会准备开战的 我们应该发动攻势 - They will be making plans to war. We should attack them.
越快越好 Soon as possible.
不 我才不要卷入一场毫无意义的战争 No. I will not be dragged into a war that makes no sense.
让我负责吧 Let me run this.
你的战争是我的事 你也同意了 我可以把它当作自己的事业 Your war is my business, and you agreed I could run it as my business,
你曾对我说过 火力全开 "all guns blazing," you said to me.
战争状态时 你们当然可以火力全开 And when we are at war, you shall have your way with our blazing guns,
但这还没开战 but we are not.
送一马车金条给苏丹 请他来见我 Uh, send the Sultan a carriage full of gold bullion and ask for an audience with me.
还是我去见他吧 I will meet him.
你还不如直接告诉他 你怕打仗 Well... why not just tell him you fear a fight?
让他带奥洛回君士坦丁堡吃沙拉吗 Let him take Orlo back to Constantinople to eat in a salad?
你的意思已经表达清楚了 维莱门托夫 You have made your feelings known, Velementov.
不 我觉得我很多话都没说 No, I feel I have barely started.
但我觉得你已经说完了 就是说完了 And I feel you have finished, so you have.
奥洛 我有事要做 Orlo, I have something to do.
你想跟家长谈谈蜥蜴的事吗 Do you want to talk to the parents about the lizard?
我是俄国女皇 还是动物园看门的 Am I the Empress of Russia or a gamekeeper?
我有事要做 I have something to do.
必须要做 Which I must do. I just must.
-我也会去做的 -什么 - And so I will. - What?
你 You...
这太疯狂了 This is, this is madness.
不 还看不出是谁干的吗 No, it's, it's clear who did it.
什么 What?
人是他们自己杀的 They did it themselves.
为了激怒他们的人民 为战争找借口 To justify a war and rile their people up.
长点心吧 奥洛 Open your eyes, Orlo.
将军 General!
早上好 Good morning.
早啊 Morning.
我想跟你谈谈上周的小聚 I wanted to talk to you about the party last week.
Hm.
蛤 Sorry?
就是 The, um...
-你在读书啊 -伽利略 - Are you reading? - Galileo.
-引人入胜 -行吧 - It's interesting. - Hm, right.
你关注的话题是 What is your topic of concern?
那个派对后的小活动 The events following the party.
布尔科夫和雅科夫的对决 然后雅科夫咬掉了布尔科夫的蛋蛋 Hm. The fight between Bulkov and Yakov where Yakov bit Bulkov's nut sack off?
不是 No.
你的舌头 我的花蕾 Your tongue on my bud.
哦 我想起来了 没错 Huh. I recall it. Yes.
怎么了 What of it?
我不想让你误会了 I just don't want you to get the wrong idea.
误会什么 In what way?
误会了它的意义 In what it meant.
我是个女皇 终日忙碌 日理万机 无暇消遣 I am a busy Empress with few activities beyond my work
我需要跟朝廷划清界限 保证权力的威严 and a line between me and the court that must be preserved to maintain my power,
我当时宿醉不醒 头痛欲裂 and I was also very hung over with a terrible headache,
所以你是满足我需要的最简单易行的办法 so you seemed the most efficient way to get my needs met.
好冷酷 好机智 不愧是你 Seems ruthless and clever, so very you.
-不存在私人情感 -不同意 - It was in no way personal. - Disagree.
你为了满足饥渴 I'm sure you fucked a hundred women
肯定无脑上过几百个女人了 who meant nothing but the sating of longing.
但我们恋爱了 所以这个类比不成立 As we are in love, it is not an apt analogy.
我们没恋爱 We are not in love.
你是我的犯人 You are my prisoner,
但我不小心逾越了我们之间的界限 and I perhaps overstepped the boundaries of our relationship.
向你道歉 Apologies.
总有一天 会发生下面的事 This is what will one day happen.
你会哭着走进这里 双膝跪地 You will walk in here, weeping, fall to your knees,
因你未能改变俄罗斯而崩溃嚎啕 broken by your noble failure to change Russia.
我把你从地上抱起 看着你的眼睛说我爱你 I will lift you from the ground, look you in the eye, tell you I love you,
轻吻你的嘴 kiss you softly on the mouth,
感觉你的唇贴着我的唇 feel you press your lips back against mine,
our bodies will harden against each other
激情在我们内心迸发 as we feel passion break free within us.
我们撕扯下对方的衣服 就像再迟一刻 And we will rip at each other's clothes like time itself is about to end
世界末日就会到来 and we cannot get to each other before it does.
然后 我会把你抱到桌子上 Then, I will lift you on to the table
我们会停下来品味这一瞬间 and for a moment we will just stop
感受彼此的心跳 感受周围的空气 and feel our hearts beat and the air around us still.
然后当我进入你之后 我们会达到高潮 Then, as I enter you, we will feel a rush,
这种狂喜 熟悉又温暖 that of ecstasy, that of being home.
因为这是我们彼此的意义所在 你会知道的 For that is what we are to each other, and you will know it.
因为我已经知道了 As I already do.
你真可笑 You are the funniest.
额 你让我发笑 Mm. You have cheered me.
我意思是 这事不会有下次了 My point, it was a one-time thing fueled by practicality
我只是被怀孕的激素搞昏了头脑 and confusing pregnancy fluids unbalancing me.
我希望你理解 我并不是说 I hope you understand, I don't mean to...
嘘 Shh!
正读书呢 Reading.
我不懂刚才发生了什么 I have no idea how that went.
-咋了 -我就想再看看你 - Yes? - I just wanted to look at you
然后记住所有你做过的混蛋事情 and remember all the terrible things you have done.
还记得你曾经差点淹死我吗 Remember when you nearly drowned me?
哈 怀旧病 真的吗 Ha. Nostalgia indeed.
看看我们现往 And yet look at us now.
一起开心的坐在桌子上 你肚子里怀着我们的孩子 Happily at table together, our baby resting in your belly,
高潮到来时 只要我的舌头一碰 你就会开始大叫 an orgasm in your throat ready to unleash at the flick of my tongue.
我不想这样了 真是感谢你 I don't want that, thank you.
我刚才已经说过了 That was my fucking point earlier
如果言语能抹除你的意淫 if words could actually penetrate your delusions.
当然可以 但你一时"性"起都可以找我 Of course, but know that I am at your whim.
我不会一时兴起 我是一个理性的人 - I have no whim. I am a creature of reason not whim.
我只想说 只要你开心我愿意付出一切 Just to say, if it makes you happy, I'm all for it.
再见 Good day!
-有多大 -十英尺 - How big though? - Ten feet.
它就盯着我 And it just stared at me.
这个你不能怪我 Can't blame me for that.
你是在撩我吗 Are you flirting with me?
我 我不知道 我从来没做过 I-I don't know, I've never done it.
是吧 Am I?
-这个时机挺不好的 -对不起 - It's a weird time to do it. - Sorry.
不过是个转移注意力的好办法 Distracting though, in a good way.
小姐 Miss?
它有翅膀 我近距离朝它开抢 根本打不到 It had wings and I shot at it, point blank, and nothing.
它像头飞龙一个逃走了 Its hide like a, a, a dragon.
我们找到他时 他就是这么说的 That's what he said when I found him.
你他妈在说些什么 What the fuck are you talking about?
-王宫里有一头龙 -也有个白痴 我正看着他 - There is a dragon in court. - There's an idiot too. I'm looking at him.
我真的看到了 I saw it!
它的眼睛 虽然死了 但是盯着我像在说什么 Its eyes, dead and staring but somehow speaking.
能说话的眼睛 Speaking eyes.
-但不是 -嗯 - But not. - Mm.
他精神错乱了 He has the DTs.
我也见过很多次怪兽 I have seen monsters many times.
他需要四杯伏特加和轻轻拍打几下 He needs four shots of vodka and a light pounding.
我相信我看到的 - I know what I saw. - Mm.
喝 Drink.
我相信我看到的 I know what I saw...
Uggh!
-和我们一样了吗 -是一只长翅膀的怪兽 - You with us? - It was a winged monster!
圣经里的一只该死的怪兽 A fucking demon from scriptures!
-女孩们也看到了 -父亲 - The girls saw it too. - Father.
-你听说了吗 -听说了 - Have you heard? - I have.
蜥蜴吗 是一只恶魔 - A lizard? - It's a demon.
像是书里描述的恶魔 It looks like demons you see in books.
告诉我是什么样子 Tell me what it looked like.
玛丽亚女士 很高兴你能跟我们一起骑马 Lady Marial! A delight to have you ride with us again.
Oh!
沙基 Shakey?
玛丽亚 Marial?
玛丽亚女士 Lady Marial.
你回来了啊 You made it back.
是的 I did.
很高兴看到你 It's good to see you.
你的头发难道不是一个笑话吗 Is your hair supposed to be a humorous talking point?
你自己就像个小萝卜 就不要刁难别人了 Don't throw stones when you look like a tiny turnip.
还想要你的马吗 Want your fucking horse or what?
我的错 她是个没用的荡妇 My apologies. She is a useless cunt.
我知道 I know.
我和她睡过一张床 I used to bunk with her.
没有人愿意接纳她 所以大家都为难她 None of the ladies will have her, so they're stuck with her.
奥洛 这是怎么了 Orlo, what is going on?
有只蜥蜴 大家觉得可能是一种预兆 所以有点慌乱 The lizard. People think it might be an omen as well, so bit of panic.
预兆 你他妈在说些什么 - An omen? What the fuck are you talking about?
一只长翅膀的恶魔 奥兰 为什么要欺骗自己 - It's a winged demon, Orlo. Why are you deluding yourself?
-什么 -女王 我们有麻烦了 - What? - Empress, we have a problem.
我觉得他们看了这个 或者像这个的东西 I believe this, or something like this, is what they have seen.
-蜥蜴吗 -只是看起来像 - The lizard? - It looked like that!
This is what the girls drew.
我认为这是一种预兆 这上面都写了 I believe it is an omen. It is written.
我需要王宫内所有的祷告者 每十个人聚在一起 I need prayer groups all over the palace in clusters of ten.
他们需要烧鼠尾草并且念咒语 They need to be burning sage and chanting.
-预兆 -也可以说是恶灵 - An omen? - Or it is straight devilry.
可能就是恶魔 It may just be the devil.
这太他妈荒唐了 我们可以直接猎杀它 - This is fucking ridiculous. We just hunt it!
第一个杀死它的人赏一千卢布以及恶魔的头颅 The first to kill it should be gifted a thousand rubles and its head.
女王 你觉得呢 Empress, what say you?
我觉得所有人应该冷静一下了 I say everyone calm down!
冷静 Calm down.
宫里有个野兽还在流窜 An animal of some sort is loose.
我们目前知道什么 What do we know?
他并没伤害任何人 It has not attacked anyone.
见过它的人完全不认识 It is unknown to those who have seen it.
让我们用科学和理智来解释这个情况 Let us apply science and reason to the situation.
我会让研究院的科学家对见过它的人进行盘查 I will get the scientists from the academy to interview all who have seen it
确定这是什么动物 怎么去解决它 and try to ascertain what this animal is and how to deal with it.
这个蜥蜴 如果是的话 The lizard, if that is what it is,
会找到的并被解决掉 大家放心吧 will be found and dealt with, rest assured.
维莱蒙托夫 让你的人搜索王宫 找到它 Velementov, get your men to go through the palace and find it.
如果真是什么预兆 我一半的人都不敢追啊 Yeah, um, half of my men won't go after it in case it is an omen.
这太荒唐了 This is insane.
也有道理 战场上已有很多预兆 - Not really. I have had many omens on the battlefield.
我的第一场胜仗 我正穿过峡谷去进攻 My first victory, I was on my way to attack through a ravine.
正走到正中间 Straight down the middle.
那天晚上 一个声音把我吵醒 That night, I awoke to a sound...
我走出去看 I went out into the night...
一只驴正在吐血 ...a donkey was throwing up blood.
于是我派了一个侦察兵 I sent a forward scout.
他发现敌人已经在那个方向建好防御工事了 He discovered that they were ready for an attack from that direction.
于是我们改变了方向 干掉了他们 We rerouted, pincered them.
那不是预兆 That is not an omen.
如果吐血的驴都不算预兆的话 那什么才算 If a donkey vomiting blood is not an omen, what is it?
那只是一只得病的驴 A very sick donkey.
我妈妈告诉我 在我出生的前一周 My mother told me that in the week before I was born,
我们的房子外面落了十二只白鸽 a dozen white doves landed outside our house
并且直到我出生 它们才飞走 and stayed there until the day I was born.
-到现在还传为美谈 -奥洛 - The whole village still talks of it. - Orlo?
我不觉得这是预兆 但一些村民还是会觉得 I don't think it was an omen, but I mean some villagers did.
我很特别 Like I was special.
但是那是因为我家有棵核桃树 在一些季节 鸟也会 But we had a pecan tree so sometimes in season, birds would often...
韦勒门托夫 找到它 干掉它 Velementov, go find it and kill it.
攻击一只蜥蜴 不理那些奥斯曼人 Attack the lizard, ignore the Ottomans.
了解了 Understood.
我的担心是 他对凯特琳的爱会阻碍我们计划 I'm worried his love for Catherine is a brake on our plans.
我们白白砍了一个人的头 却胜利无望 And we cut a man's head off for nothing if we do not win.
而且比想象中要硬得多 And that was so much harder than you would think.
-那可是骨头啊 -啊 噩梦一般的脖骨 - It was the bone. - Uh! Nightmare neck bones.
他得离开凯斯琳 计划才能进行下去 He needs to be got off Catherine and back on plan.
他需要分散注意力 He needs a distraction.
可能需要个情人 A lover maybe.
我们不能有自己的计划吗 Could we not just have our own plans?
就像为他找个情人 一个我们信任的 Like find him a lover, someone we trusted,
也可以是我们中的一个 that was almost one of us.
Hm?
如果我们杀了她 他会很伤心 也许还会哭上一段时间 If we just kill her, he has some grief, cries about it for a bit.
你杀了她 你就会惹上麻烦 You kill her, you'll have some grief,
他就会把你的屁股塞进你的眼珠子去 from him stuffing your eyeballs up your arse.
我们就寻找机会 We just look for opportunity.
-看到蜥蜴了吗 -什么东西 - Seen a lizard? - A what?
现在 选曼切哥奶酪还是布里奶酪 Now, Manchego or brie?
好吧 你来选 Well, you decide.
Oh.
哦 你好 Oh! Hello.
你是谁 Who are you?
你是啥 额 What are you? Uh...
哦 我不喜欢你的样子 Oh, I don't like that look.
这是给我的还是给老鼠的 Is that for me or the mouse?
在这个国家有太多说法我们不能采纳了 So many ideas we must unpick in this country.
我是说预兆 真的吗 I mean omens, really?
太疯狂了 他们经常会很特殊 - Crazy. Usually, they're much more specific.
但是在我母亲得天花之前 我看到了一只满身是蜜蜂的母鸡 But before my mother got smallpox, I saw a chicken covered in bees.
然后我就知道我爱的人陷入了麻烦 And I knew someone I loved was in trouble.
好吧 Right.
有件事我可能从没提过 Uh, here's a small thing I may have inadvertently not mentioned.
上周派对之后 我做了一些事 After the party last week, I did something.
是别人对我做了点事 但是在我要求命令之下的 Well, had something done to me, but at my behest, an order really,
并且很可能是喝多了 也许现在还醉着 and obviously very hung over, most likely still drunk actually,
再加上我又怀着孕 这对我的胆汁和血液产生了影响 and also, I am pregnant and apparently that does things to your bile and blood.
啊 那是玫瑰吗 Oh, is that a rose?
Mm, mm.
有点上瘾 Cravings.
刚才那话是什么意思 What did, what did all that mean?
别人给我口了 I got gone down on.
-是彼得 -什么 - By Peter. - What?
这事就发生了一次 原因我刚才已经说过了 It was a one-off thing driven by a number of the aforementioned factors.
我也和他说过 仅此一次 I have spoken to him of its one-off nature.
-扼杀在摇篮中 -所以感觉怎么样 - Nipped it in the bud. - So to speak.
很有趣 Funny.
这一整件事唯一的问题是 There was only one problem with the whole thing.
唯一吗 Only one?
我非常想要再和他做一次 My desperate desire for him to do it again.
哦 他这个该死的恶魔 Oh, he's a fucking monster.
玛丽亚 Marial...
那就像往漆黑的天空中射了一炮一样 It is like being shot from a cannon into the darkest sky
然后看着成千上万的星星在你身边眨着眼睛 and watching stars blink on in their thousands around you.
Oh.
太多出乎意料的事情发生了 A very lot of unexpected revelations going on.
我真是惊呆了 I'm stunned.
你恨他 You hate him.
他除了愚蠢 就是邪恶 I'd say he's evil except he's too stupid.
找到了吗 Find it?
它送上门的 It found us.
哦 伊丽莎白 你还好吗 Oh, Elizabeth. Are you all right?
我还好 I am fine.
被咬了一块 Took a chunk.
-鸦片 -鸦片吗 - Opium. - Opium?
哦 这几年我都没用过鸦片 Oh, haven't had that in a few years.
那真是一种既好吃又梦幻的镇静 That is a deliciously dreamy sedation.
拿一些然后找三个情人 那真是一种享受 Take some and then three lovers and it is quite the experience.
谁在我身上 在我身体里 哦 我在大海里吗 Who is on me, in me, oh, am I at sea,
哦 在浴缸里 穿着皮衣 oh, in a tub, wearing fur.
他长什么样子 What did it look like?
一只非常漂亮的野兽 It is a beautiful beast to behold.
我正在让科学家研究那是什么 I have my scientists working on what it is.
哦 那是个鳄鱼 Oh, it's a crocodile.
什么 你怎么知道 What? How do you know?
刚开始 我太惊讶了 我甚至没看出来那是什么 Well, at first, I was so shocked, I didn't know what it was.
之后我想起来我在美国人的一本书里看到过 And then I realized I have seen them in books of the Americas.
太神奇了 Fascinating.
那本书就在桌子上 There's a book on the table.
-哦 -鳄鱼 - Oh! - A crocodile.
哦 多谢上帝它没有吃了你 Oh, thank God it did not kill you.
我想它会的 但他好像更喜欢我的老鼠 I thought he would, but it seemed he preferred my mouse.
可怜 小俄瑞斯特斯 被当成点心吃了 Alas, little Orestes, swallowed in a snap.
吃完之后它就走了 Then off he went.
-奥洛 让大家在宫廷集合 -为什么 - Orlo, gather the court. - Why?
我们知道它是什么 所以我们必须让王宫的人都知道 We know what it is, so we must go tell the court we know what it is
然后让预兆还有那些来自15世纪的东西 and put this omen business back in its box
不要再出现 with everything else from the 15th century.
在外面集合他们会感觉安全点 They may feel safer to gather outside.
都行 However.
巴泽尔 和我站在一起 Basil, stand with me.
当然 女王 Of course, Empress.
研究院的科学家已经把这种蜥蜴定义为鳄鱼 The scientists at the academy have identified this lizard as a crocodile,
一种来自北美河流里的生物 a species of North American river animal.
它会吃小动物 只有刺向它眼睛 才能杀了它 It eats small creatures and can only be killed by stabbing it in the eyes.
Ooh!
维莱蒙托夫正在搜寻这只逃窜的野兽 Velementov is searching for this lost creature,
我向你们保证他会找到的 and I assure you he will find it.
但是 最重要的是 这是个真实的生物 But above all, know it is a real creature
不是什么预兆或者标志 and not an omen or a sign.
巴泽尔教父 你同意吗 Father Basil, don't you agree?
看起来确实是真的 并且我们已经知道是鳄鱼 It seems it is real and that we know it is a crocodile.
但这不代表它不是一种预兆 当然 That doesn't mean it's not an omen, of course.
这就是它真正的含义 That is in fact exactly what it means.
-他怎么到这儿的 -为什么它到这 - How did it get here? - And why is it here?
所以它才被认为一种预兆 This is why it suggests omen.
让我们就把它当作事实来处理 Let us just deal with the fact it is.
这就是真实的事实 That is the only actual fact here.
上帝发出了信号 我们必须警觉 God sends signs that will make us sit up and take notice.
上帝在向我们说话 我们必须倾听 He is speaking to us, and we must listen.
不 我们必须成为理智的人 不要被迷信和愚蠢的想法左右 No, we must be rational people, not driven by superstition and foolish ideas.
我们必须接受科学和理性的领导 We must be led by science and reason.
Could it be to do with the Empress?
她是新来的 She is new.
在她掌权后不久 征兆就出现了 The omen has appeared shortly after her reign begins.
这不是征兆 It's not an omen!
新任大牧首说又可能 他代表上帝说话 The new archbishop says it might be, and he speaks for God.
不 他没有 No, he doesn't.
让我们都冷静一下 Let us all calm down.
当然 Exactly!
让我说两句 Let me speak to this a moment.
有征兆之类的东西 也有鳄鱼之类的东西 There are such things as omens, and there are such things as crocodiles.
但有时候 鳄鱼仅仅只是鳄鱼 And sometimes a crocodile is just a crocodile.
我想这就是你想说的 大牧首 I believe this is what you are saying, Patriarch.
而现在是征兆还是鳄鱼 谁知道呢 Which is this? Who is to say?
只有上帝 Only God.
大牧首是我们当中唯一和上帝有直接关系的人 And as Patriarch, the only one among us who has a direct relationship with God,
所以我会看看这是否是个预兆 I will go find out if it is an omen.
或许和我们新上任的女皇的统治有关 Perhaps relating to our new Empress' rule
以及她是个外来者 and the fact that she is an interloper from elsewhere
要给俄国带来沉重的灾难 come to wreak havoc on Russia...
这是一种可能的解释 Which is one possible interpretation.
或者 也存在其他解释 Or perhaps it is something else.
只不过是来自美洲的船上迷路的生物而已 Merely a lost creature who was lost on a boat from the Americas
然后莫名其妙地 在我们的宫廷里迷路 and somehow, illogically, ended up lost in our court.
我要去与神交谈 静候他的回复 I will go and commune with God and let you know when God has spoken.
都冷静一些 把自己的孩子照看好 Calm yourselves, lock your children away,
不断地祈祷 这是唯一真正免受神惩罚的方式 and pray relentlessly, as that is the only real protection from His wrath,
我很快就会搞清楚的 and I will reveal all soon.
阿门 Amen.
你站住 You!
你好啊 Oh, hello.
我觉得事情进展得很顺利 I thought that went well.
巴泽尔给叛徒们留下了很好的印象 你不觉得吗 Basil did a good impression of Judas, didn't you think?
超出一个偏远地区牧师的能力范围 A simple backwoods priest out of his depth.
-你把它带到这来的 -那只鳄鱼吗 - You brought it in here! - A crocodile?
我上哪找一只鳄鱼去 Where would I get a crocodile?
把它放在从美国来的马车里吗 Put it in a carriage from America?
我想它不是从小就那么大 I imagine it wasn't always that size.
太可惜了 我们总是想要毁掉彼此 It's a shame we're always trying to destroy each other
而我们是这唯一真正聪明的人 when we're really the only truly brilliant people here.
卑鄙小人 Bastard.
当母亲的从不使用那个词汇 但跟你想的差不多 Mother never used that exact term, but not inaccurate.
-怎么做到的 -这是个有意思的故事 - How? - It's a funny story.
很多年前 它很小的时候 一个传教士把它带了回来 Years and years ago, a monk missionary brought it back as a baby,
住在在高加索的一个隐秘的地方 lives in a hermit order up in the Caucasus.
抚养它 喂它老鼠和兔子 Raised it. Fed it mice and rabbits.
在一起生活的很愉快 Lived happily together apparently.
我想是爱的力量吧 Power of love and all that, I suppose.
想想就觉得很感动 Touching when you think about it.
我都快把这些忘了 当我在想我该怎么对付你 I'd forgotten all about it, but I was thinking how I could deal with you,
它突然出现在我的脑海里 来自上帝的提示 and it popped into my head, a vision from God.
你到底要什么 What do you want?
不是我想要什么 是上帝想要什么 It's not me. What does God want?
好 上帝想要什么 Fine, what does God want?
三件事情 Three things.
第一 你除掉巴泽尔并答应永远不杀我 One, you get rid of Basil and agree never to kill me.
第二 让俄国教会成为唯一的教会 Two, you make the Russian church the only church in Russia again.
第三 你来见见上帝 And three, you come and meet God.
你重复下第三点 因为这听起来很疯狂 Repeat three because it seemed mad.
你说的每句话都很疯狂 但第三点有另一层含义 Everything you say seems mad, but this had another level on it.
我们生活在不安宁的和谐中 我希望你认识上帝 If we are to live in uneasy harmony, I would like you to know God.
然后他很快就会来喝茶 不是吗 And He's coming for tea soon, is He?
-我们得去见见他 -我们当然回去 - We will go to Him. - Of course we will.
我真是太无礼了 How rude of me.
或者 我明天来这和他聊聊 Or, I come in here tomorrow having communed with Him
往半个宫廷的注视下毁掉你 and destroy you in the eyes of half the court
然后让上帝的话传遍各个领地 and let the word filter out to the regions.
这不会把你赶下台 It will not unseat you,
但没人会听从你的安排 因为那是魔鬼的安排 but no one will follow your agenda as it will be the Devil's agenda.
它会一点点摧毁你 直到你变成风中的灰尘 And it will erode you until you are pretty dust on the wind.
阿奇 总喜欢走极端 Archie... always does love the extreme.
教会的力量在于控制人们的思想 The Church has power in that it holds the people's minds.
但他似乎不是想毁了我 But he doesn't seem to want to destroy me.
Just push me back.
他确实想过跟我们和平共处的 He did try to make peace, I suppose.
行吧 Cute.
我们接下来怎么办就很简单了 不是吗 It's pretty simple how we deal with it, isn't it?
我们杀了他 We kill him.
顺便杀了巴泽尔 因为他今天当着众人把你卖了 Let's kill Basil too because he threw you under the carriage out there.
我不能杀了阿奇 I cannot kill Archie.
这就像是预兆是真的 而我阻止他揭示出来 It will look like the omen was right and I was trying to stop him revealing it.
我也不能杀了巴泽尔 道理是一样的 I cannot kill Basil as it will look the same.
他把我们钳住了 He has us in a pincer movement.
我们能动 但是我们该如何挣脱呢 We can wriggle, but how do we break free?
-我以为你要自问自答了 -我们更应该总结当下的处境 - I thought the answer was next. - More a summation of the position.
-你说的很有用 -谢谢 - Helpful. - Thanks.
-我往挖苦你 -知道了 - Sarcasm. - Understood.
我们需要找到然后杀死那条鳄鱼 We need to find and kill the crocodile.
维莱门托夫 Velementov.
我去办了 On my way.
伊丽莎白 你能教教某些人口交的技巧吗 Elizabeth, can you teach someone else the tongue trick for me?
-为什么 -我想让他用在我身上 - Why? - I let him do it to me.
老天 Gosh.
多么令人振奋和惊讶的消息 What exhilarating and surprising news.
现在我重新熟悉了这种感觉 我想要更多 Now I am reacquainted with the taste, I long for more.
太棒了 Marvelous.
-恭喜你 -但不是和他 - Good for you. - But not from him.
为什么不是他 他是个安全的选择 - Why not from him? He is the safe choice.
他对我们的爱情抱有令人不安的想法 He has unnerving ideas of our love.
但是你不爱他 But you are not in love with him.
女人应该知道如何让男人忍受他的幻想 A woman should know how to let a man suffer his delusions
是从他的农场里收获她需要的果实 whilst harvesting the fruit she needs from his farm.
臣服于你的身体 Give in to your body.
你的头脑是安全的 你的心是不受影响的 Your mind is safe, your heart impregnable.
所以为什么不呢 So why not?
你还醒着吗 You are up?
是的 Yes.
我在用煮鸡蛋给保罗做伽利略的行星 I am making Galileo planets out of boiled eggs for Paul.
用鸡蛋做火星 用鸵鸟蛋做木星 Chicken egg for Mars, ostrich egg for Jupiter.
我们可以把他们挂起来 We can hang them up.
当他玩腻了 就拿去做个蛋黄酱 Then when he is sick of them, make a sauce gribiche.
可爱 Cute.
怎么这么晚过来 What brings you here so late?
我睡不着 Ah. I could not sleep.
想告诉你 但也不是什么大事 以防你没听说 And wished to tell you, in case you had not heard, it's not a big thing,
宫廷里被人放了只鳄鱼 but there's a crocodile loose in court.
我听说了 可能是神给的征兆 - Oh, I heard about that. Probably an omen from God.
那不是神的征兆 It is not an omen from God!
他可能因为所选的人并不掌权而生气 He might be mad His chosen one is not in charge.
为什么宫廷里这么多人都不受理智指引 Why are so few people in this court led by reason?
你看起来很紧张 劳累过度 You seem tense, verging on overwrought.
王冠是很沉重的 Heavy is the crown.
我想你说的是不安宁 You mean uneasy.
是吗 I do?
为王者无安宁 这是莎士比亚说的 "Uneasy is the head that wears the crown," it is a piece of Shakespeare.
不 我就是指的重 No, I actually mean heavy.
每次我戴着王冠 脖子和后背都很疼 Often if I wore the crown, it would hurt my neck and back
让我整晚都感到刺痛 不知道是不是这个意思 and give me shooting pains all night, wondered if that was it.
并不是 - It is not. - Hm.
倒也没那么艰难 It should not be so hard.
我只是想让人们 I'm just trying to get people to...
像你一样思考吗 Think like you?
没错 Yes!
你自大得令人震惊 Your arrogance is breathtaking.
我的野心才是惊人的 My ambition is breathtaking.
你可以把一些人杀了 其他人就会听你话了 You could just shoot a few people, then the others tend to follow.
感谢你的建议 显然这当时帮了你不少忙 Thanks for the advice, clearly served you well.
父亲总是说你必须凭直觉领导 Father used to say you must lead by instinct.
但是什么是直觉 是内心和大脑 Ah, but what is instinct? It is heart and head.
任何一个都不能单独领导 必须两者融合在一起 Neither should ever lead, they must be fused like a two-headed turtle.
然而我是靠鸡巴和宝剑来领导 I however led by cock and sword.
这就是你失败的原因 Which is why you failed.
确实 Indeed.
一个有趣的洞察 我会把它写下来 An interesting insight. I will note it down.
你真的在写东西吗 Are you actually noting it down?
是的 I am.
还有什么其他事吗 Anything else?
这么做对俄国好 It would be for the good of Russia.
让我冷静下来 做出更深思熟虑的决定 Calm me for the decision-making process to be as well thought through as possible.
我该做什么 What would?
你也常说 我不够聪明 我需要确切的指令 I need exact words as I am not a smart man, as oft pointed out by you.
你知道这单纯是一种因果关系的生理行为 You understand it would be a purely physical action of cause and effect,
别误会 not to be misread as anything else.
只要我知道你在说什么 我就配合你的一时兴起 Well, as soon as I know exactly what it is you're saying, I am at your whim.
这不是一时兴起 是对各种情况的合理反应 It is not a whim, it is a rational response to a confluence of circumstances.
你的意思是 And by that you mean...
来舔我 Lick me.
我得吃个樱桃 Needed a cherry.
Ah.
在大厅里走来走去你不害怕吗 You're not scared to walk the halls?
显然这很危险 Danger lurks apparently.
我不怕危险 Not afraid of danger.
真的吗 Really?
去杀了它吗 斯莫尔尼 Going to kill it, Smolny?
杀了它有奖 但谁他妈知道它在哪 - It's a prize. Just fuck knows where it is.
也太爽了 It's peaches.
真是绝了 Remarkable.
不需要对话 No need to talk.
我得走了 Must go.
你能杀了它吗 Could you kill it?
什么 鳄鱼吗 What? The crocodile?
是的 如果它从宫廷里消失了 预兆也会消失 Yes. If it is just gone, disappeared from court, the idea disappears too.
谁能更比我适合杀了它呢 Who kills better than me?
正有此意 Exactly my thought.
讽刺的是 怎么突然需要我杀人的天赋了 And the irony of suddenly wanting that talent?
最好生吞活剥了它 Swallowed whole for expedience.
科学家说你必须刺进它的眼睛 The scientists say you must stab it in the eyes.
有点意思 Fun.
我杀了它之后就来找你 I can just come find you when I've done it.
我也想见证那一刻 而不是让你一个人在宫殿闲逛 I would like to see it and not have you roaming the palace alone.
握住我的手 Hold my hand.
我不害怕 I'm not scared.
我才不碰你的手呢 And I'm not holding your hand.
如果我们看到它 我需要立刻行动 Well, if we see it, I will have a split second to act.
如果我不知道你和保罗在哪 我可能会为了 If I'm not sure where you and Paul are, I will spend that split second
确保你们的安全而错失良机 而最终被杀掉 making sure you're all right and will be killed.
但如果我拉着你的手 我就会知道你们是安全的 If I have your hand, I will know.
我会凭直觉行事 I will act on instinct.
多么柔软的手 Soft hands.
我第一次和你跳舞的时候就知道 I remember that from when we first danced.
我记得当时我有多恨你 但你居然会跳舞 I remember how much I hated you, and yet you could dance.
杀人 跳舞 品常美味 我的众多天赋 Mm. Killing, dancing, eating: My many talents.
我指的是品尝阴道 顺便说下 I meant pussy, by the way, eating.
大牧首 Patriarch.
神父巴泽尔 Father Basil.
你不是应该在外边 Shouldn't you be outside,
烧烧艾草 读读圣经什么的吗 burning sage and reading scripture?
我一整晚都在守夜祈祷 I have several vigils running all night.
很好 很让人安心 Good to know. Very reassuring.
恐怕我今天惹怒了女皇 I feared I angered the Empress today.
只是在真理和她之间站错了队而已 Oh, merely wrong footed her with the truth.
你来这还有什么其他事吗 What else are you here for?
我应该跟他道歉吗 Should I apologize to her?
就我而言 我不会 Personally, I wouldn't.
真理无价 Your truth is everything.
我不是退缩 只是想寻求我们之间的和谐 I was not backing down, just seeking peace between us.
你想要和我一起祈祷吗 Would you like to pray together?
并不想 Not really.
你应该继续你的艾草守夜了 You should go tend the sage burning vigils.
那些火可能会失控 Those fires can get out of hand.
我很乐意去四处搜寻一整夜 我一定能找到那个畜生的 - I am happy to roam around all night. I'll eventually find the fucker.
不 你继续吧 我得去对付阿奇了 No, you tried. Archie has me.
他就像个强盗一样 Mm. It's like the raven.
确实 Exactly.
你早就看出来了 是吧 You saw that all the time, didn't you?
当然 我像皇帝一样思考 思考策略 Of course. I think like an Emperor. Strategy.
我挺惊讶的 但看起来也像回事 Surprising, but seemingly true.
你会怎么办 What would you do?
-你想要我的建议吗 -方便避免我踩坑 - You want my advice? - So, I can do the opposite.
我会把他打得屁滚尿流 I would kick the shit out of Archie,
把有他和鳄鱼的宫殿都一起烧了 burn down the entire palace with him and the crocodile still in it,
让所有人都知道别他妈惹我 thereby letting everyone know not to fuck with me
我的愤怒是没有止境的 and there are no limits to my fucking rage.
然后用更少的金子重建更大的房间 And then rebuild the palace with less gold and bigger rooms
这样我们就能在房子里骑马了 so we could ride horses inside.
我喜欢 Love it.
我和保罗总站在你这边 你记住 - I'm always here for you and Paul. Know that.
非常奇怪的是 我相信你 Strangely enough, I believe you.
好吧 Okay.
我跟你一起去见上帝 I'll go meet God.
维莱门托夫 Velementov.
这是这个季度的最后一个松露 Last truffle of the season.
我以为你会喜欢 I thought you'd enjoy it.
我确实很喜欢啊 - In fucking deed. - Mm.
你真是个好伙伴 Fine fellow you are.
如果我再封赏 绝对会有你的一份 If I gave out medals anymore, you would have one.
我可能 我可能产生了幻觉 I think, I think I'm hallucinating.
之前 我好像看到你和女皇在大厅里散步 Before, I thought I saw you walking the hall with the Empress.
啊 是啊 我和我老婆都很喜欢晚上散个步 Ah, yes, the wife and I enjoy a nighttime stroll.
她需要我给她想点治国的办法什么的 She needs my sage advice, matters of state and whatnot.
放屁 Bullshit.
她 她谁的话都不听 She... she doesn't listen to anyone.
当然 我开玩笑的 I jest, of course.
她来找我让我杀了那个鳄鱼 She came to me to get me to kill the crocodile,
因为我是全国闻名的侩子手 as I'm well known as the best strategic killer in the land.
我也是个刽子手 I'm a killer.
我会去杀了这该死的鳄鱼 I'll kill the fucking crocodile!
她难道 她难道觉得我不行吗 She doesn't... does she not think I can do it?
你醉成这样 闻起来还臭烘烘的 You are blusteringly drunk and smell monstrous.
万岁 来吃个无花果 Huzzah! Uh, eat a fig.
干杯 Che...
有没有消息桑杜克怎么和苏丹说她的 Any word on how Sunduk spoke to the Sultan of her?
他 他还没来得及说话 头就被砍了 H-He didn't speak of her 'cause they cut his fucking head off.
他头被砍了 They cut his head off?
噢 可怜的桑杜克 多可爱一个人 Aw, poor Sunduk, lovely guy.
去他妈的 Fucking hell.
那么 他们要和我们打仗了 So, they will war with us.
你有打算率先出击么 Are you planning an attack before they do?
正有此意 We should be.
啊 我父亲总是说 Ah, my father always said,
当一个人刚听到风声的时候 一场大战就要开始了 as the other man gets the first inkling there is a fight in the offing,
你应该把他狠狠揍一顿 给他们点颜色看看 you should have your knife in his liver and your knee in his balls.
哈 彼得大帝 Ha! Peter the Great.
多么伟大的名字 太他妈的伟大了 Great by name. Great by fucking name.
-敬父亲 -敬父亲 - To Father. - To Father.
敬彼得大... To Peter the...
噢 Ooh!
我 I...
我可能 I may...
我可能得躺会 I may lie down...
就一会 just a little lie...
谢了 Thank you.
你说你不开心 Unhappy, you say?
将军们需要找点仗打 Generals need to be fighting someone.
你不让他们打仗 他们自己也会找仗打 You do not give them someone to fight, they'll fight you.
真精辟 That's very pithy.
嗯 名人名言我张口就来 Mm. I'm writing new sayings down all the time.
你还觉得我没文化 格里格尔 And you thought I wasn't on my game, Grigor.
我错了 我不该怀疑你的 I was wrong to doubt you.
错的离谱了 Fucking wrong.
我现在灵感勃发 I am in inspired form.
我们要把她拉下神坛 让她还会乖乖投入我的怀抱 We will shake her from her pedestal, and she will fall into my arms.
你知道她的手有多软吗 Did I tell you how soft her hand is?
你来 跟我来 You. Come with me.
玛丽亚 你的香水臭死了 Marial. Perfume stinks.
你的也不怎么样 As does yours.
别跟我装傻 莎琪 若想人不知 除非己莫为 Don't play dumb with me, Shakey. You know what you've done.
你个小瘸子 Your little bit with the limping.
光天化日下当着我的面从内裤里掏面包吃 Walking out into the middle of the courtyard to eat crotch bread in front of me.
你把我这一天总结得挺精彩 你到底想说什么 - A good summation of my day. But your point is?
你惹到我了 You're annoying me.
你以前也从内裤里掏面包吃啊 You used to eat crotch bread yourself.
我知道 I know.
所以 我们要去见上帝了 So, we go to meet God?
确实 Indeed.
我真的为你感到高兴 I am actually excited for you.
上帝的意思是 那个不该掌控着我们的人民的东西 The idea of God at work is what has grabbed our people,
它没有掌控他们 反倒被他们掌控了 因为他们心里一清二楚 and it did not grab them, they grabbed it, for it is in them and they know it.
鳄鱼不过是一种象征 让我们觉得有什么东西在压着我们 The crocodile is merely an idea that there is something beyond ourselves.
好吧 上帝在哪里 还是就骗我出来然后偷袭我 Okay, where's God? Or am I to be lured somewhere and attacked?
-我给你讲个故事 -不说不行吗 - Let me tell you a story. - Must you?
巨人一样 Huge.
山一样的女人 Enormous woman.
必须为她建造定制的家具 车厢也要额外加固 Special furniture had to be built, our carriages braced,
看着女仆们把她拽进帐篷那么大的衣服里 and to see maids wrestle her into a gown the size of a tent
就像在看一场法式闹剧 was like being at a French farce.
我只要一靠近巧克力或肉酱 她就会对我动手 Her hands never touched me that I did not walk away smeared in chocolate or pâté.
有画面感了 Picture painted.
看 她从来都吃不饱 不管她吃什么 吃多少 See, she couldn't feel full, ever, no matter what she ate, how much.
她总是感到饥饿 还有难过 Always she felt empty, and sad.
但我会看着她 带着一份她感受不到的爱 But I would look at her knowing I had a love she could not see
如果她能感受到 那份爱会瞬间充满她的内心 that would fill her in an instant if she could've seen it.
然后我就卷进了这皇宫里的漩涡中 And then I was a man at court in a rabid whirl
被这些奇葩们搅得满脑子都是 酒 女人 男人 of sick and savage consumption: Alcohol, women, men.
绝望充斥着我的每个夜晚 Desperately filling my nights and waking each morning
每天早上醒来 从肉体上抽身而出 尽感空虚 untangling myself from someone and feeling the emptiness,
就像冰冷暗影刺穿着我的身躯 like a cold shadow breaking through me.
冥冥中似乎有声音呼唤着我回家 And I heard a voice telling me to come home.
那就是上帝 God.
然而我意识到上帝会充实我 我再也不用苦苦寻找答案了 And I realized God would fill me, and I would never have to search again.
我现在只希望我的母亲还活着 能来体会那种感受 I only wish my mother were alive to share that feeling.
我们可以开始了吗 Shall we?
在这 Here?
这就行 Here will be fine.
吃了这个通往上帝的钥匙 Eat the key to the doorway.
-然后呢 -然后就等 - Now what? - Now we wait.
你真的为我感到兴奋吗 Are you actually excited for me?
对啊 I am.
你肯定是世界上最奇怪的人 You are the strangest of men.
你只看到了我的冰山一角 You don't even know the half of it.
你看到他了吗 Did you see him?
我看到了一种和谐 I saw a oneness.
一种事物的统一 A unity of things.
我是一株植物 也是一只蚂蚁 I was a plant and an ant...
不 你看到上帝了吗 No, but did you see Him?
我看到了爱 我们都是爱的一部分 I saw that there is love and we are all a part of that love.
-你是说像这样吗 -不 - Like that, you mean? - No!
一个留着胡子的老人 An old man with a beard,
他 他在那闪闪发光 and he, he shimmers,
当说话的时候 声音震耳欲聋 and when he speaks, his voice booms like thunder.
我没看到 I didn't see that.
我只看到一道亮光 I saw a shining light.
没错 一个心光四射的老人 Yes! An old man and his heart pours forth light!
Ah.
不 只有光 No. Just light.
但我看到了爱 But I saw love.
我看到了你对上帝的爱 还有对我的 And I see your love for God and for me...
这是我以前从未见过的 which I never saw before.
而我以前还对此不屑一顾 And I have disrespected it.
也许我们每个人都对此感到愧疚 Perhaps we are each guilty of that.
我们都在奋斗 We are fighters.
也许那隐藏了我们真实的自己 Perhaps that hides the truth of us both at times.
我的人民是真心相信上帝的 They love God, my people.
你让我看到了 You showed me that.
谢谢你 Thank you.
但他们的思想不应该被这些腐朽的思想束缚着 But their thinking should not be controlled by these ancient terrors.
这是一个现代世界 阿奇 There's a modern world, Archie.
你的教堂也可以是其中的一部分 Your church could be part of it.
上帝要我为您服务 God wants me to serve you.
我 这很奇怪 有时确实令人费解 I-It's strange and at times inexplicable.
我 团结起来 我们将无比强大 Together we would be formidable.
我们可以互相成就彼此 化腐朽为神奇 We could be the grit that makes the pearl for each other.
我需要你 And I need you.
你了解他们 你也真的爱他们 You know them, and you truly love them.
我不会杀你的 I will not kill you.
你确实看到了光明 You have seen the light.
-嗯 -即使那不是上帝 - Mm. - Even if not God.
那么现在 我们如何解决这个鳄鱼 Now, how do we get rid of this crocodile?
你肯定已经有计划了 You must have had a plan!
呃 我相信上帝会在时机成熟的时候告诉我们的 Well, I had faith God would provide one when the time came.
虽然这不是个可以落地的计划 对吗 Not really a plan though, is it?
所以 一天已经死了11个人了 So, that was 11 dead patients in a day,
这绝对会打击到人们的信心 which was definitely a blow to the confidence.
但他们会知道只有6个人是因为你的错误而死的 But it sounds like only six were your fault.
没错 True.
你真是个好人 还会感到内疚 Well, it's good of you to feel bad about it.
感觉真蠢 人固有一死 我只是帮他们拖了一会罢了 - Foolish really. Everyone dies. I can just stave it off for a bit.
医生其实破坏了人们对死亡的看法 The whole doctoring thing is actually fucking up people's view of death.
人们会觉得死亡是一场悲剧 People are starting to get this attitude that death's a tragedy.
-很幼稚 -没错 - Childish. - Indeed.
既然人固有一死 In light of the inevitability of our deaths,
我们要不要吃点鸦片 抛开一切及时行乐呢 shall we take some opium and indulge in a little light bondage?
有何不可呢 Why not?
伊丽莎白 我回来的路上想起来了 Elizabeth, I was walking back and realized something.
鳄鱼选择了老鼠而不是你 对不对 It chose the mouse and not you, did it not?
确实 It did.
维诺德尔 我需要一些鸦片 Vinodel, I need some of that opium.
不好意思 我没有顾及到你不想打仗的考虑 Sorry for my curt response to your reluctance to go to war.
我接受你的道歉 Apology accepted.
It is not a lust for blood.
其实我很同情那些阵亡的士兵 You know, I, I feel for the soldiers lost,
但我也知道战场是一个能找到真男人的地方 but I also understand war is a place where men are found.
他们直面死亡 对生命理解深入骨髓 They look at death, they understand life deep in their marrow.
他们带着无解的问题上战场 They, they are asked questions
他们还是找到了答案 with impossible answers and yet find them.
他们拥抱了属于自己的黑暗 They embrace the, the dark in themselves,
也因此收获了光明 and so, so understand the light.
而一个国家 也应该是如此 And a country, well, it's, it's the same for it.
战争会让我们找到自己 It will define us.
不打仗也能找到自己 Not going also defines us.
我只知道这场战争就是我的命运 I just know it is my fate, that battle.
我很早就知道了 I've known it forever.
也许我会给你带来新的命运 Perhaps I will bring you a new fate.
命运要能改变就不叫命运了 Wouldn't call it fate if there were new ones.
把它宰了吗 Now we kill it?
不 要宰的不是动物 No. Not the animal.
而是这个观念 But we do kill the idea.
大家好 我已经与上帝交流过了 Court, I have communed with the Lord our God.
鳄鱼确实是个预兆 And the crocodile is indeed an omen.
它预示着我们所面临的一切将改变俄罗斯 It is an omen of what we face to change Russia,
一个史前生物 充满了愤怒和对生命的漠视 a prehistoric creature, all anger and thoughtless disregard for life,
无法无天 自私 缺乏理智 anarchic and selfish, lacking reason.
这些正是我们现在需要直面的 These are the things we must face down metaphorically.
而我正好有那只鳄鱼 And I have the crocodile!
这是一次理性和科学的胜利 This is a victory for reason and science.
从理性来看 鳄鱼咬了伊丽莎白公爵夫人 The crocodile bit Duchess Elizabeth
其实只是喜欢她的老鼠 but preferred her mouse.
从科学来看 我们没法靠近刺进它的眼睛 We cannot get close enough to stab its eyes,
除此之外 我们也别无他法 and it is otherwise virtually impregnable.
除非它已经吃了34只被鸦片泡过的老鼠 Unless it has eaten 34 opium-laced mice!
现在他像个婴儿一样睡得正香 Then it is sleeping like a baby.
万岁 Huzzah!
这就是我们创造的俄罗斯 This is the Russia we create.
它将被带回老家 而我们将继续我们的征程 It will be taken back to its home. We will go about our li...
它的眼睛睁开了 Its eyes are open!
杀了它 Kill it!
万岁 凯瑟琳大帝 Huzzah! Catherine the Great!
万岁 Huzzah!
Huzzah.
-你确定要这么做吗 -当然 - Are you sure about this? - Of course.
真的吗 就因为你心有愧疚 Really? Just because you feel bad?
这看上去很离谱 我也同意 It's crazy, I agree.
如有需要请叫我 Call if you need.
你当然会 Which you will.
谢谢 抖抖怪 Thank you, Shakey.
你得好好练练倒茶技术了 We will have to work on those tea pouring skills.
我敢肯定我练不好 I can safely say they're not going to get better.
我早餐喜欢吃奶油蛋糕 I like cakes and cream for breakfast.
男人都喜欢苗条的女人 And men like thin women.
所以 你好好想想 So, rethink that.
我们抓住鳄鱼了 来告诉你一声 I thought you'd want to know we got the crocodile.
听说了 这是上帝的旨意 I heard. It was God's plan.
也许吧 Mm. Perhaps.
Oh.
事后能帮我个忙吗 Can I ask a favor after?
我可不会报答你 我才不会向你妥协 - I am not returning the favor. It is clear accommodation.
不不 我只是怀念一些本该有的东西 No. I, I just miss some things by being in here.
你也知道 我是才华横溢的舞蹈家 As you know, I am a powerfully brilliant dancer
这种才华也不用锻炼 and am unused to not exercising this brilliance.
你想跳舞 You wish to dance?
就算你不喜欢 它也能让你开心 If it pleases you, and sort of even if it doesn't.
那我们需要音乐呀 We would need music.
音乐就在我脑子里 I have music in my head.
这可没用啊 That does not help.
-你真是 -你不喜欢吗 You are... You don't like it?
我还有其他的 但我想用比较活泼的音乐 I have different pieces, but I felt like something lively.
这挺好的 It is fine.
活泼挺好的 Something lively is good.
我们先跳吧 Shall we do that first?
很好 Brilliant.
够了 Enough.