I inaugurate this new salon
谢琦的画给我们以启示 with the revelation that is Shakey's paintings.
画作里充满爱意 当你仔细凝视每一幅画作时 It is an act of love, for when you look at each painting,
会看到他们散发出来的人性 they shimmer with humanity.
这是失去的人留给我们的礼物 They are a gift to us from one we lost.
说的真好 亲爱的 Lovely speech, darling.
让所有人都想起你最大一处败笔真是勇敢 To remind everyone of your greatest failure is bold.
别演奏那首曲子 Don't play that!
我们痛恨贝多芬 We abhor Beethoven. Hm.
痛恨而不是爱慕 干万不要搞混了 Abhor, not adore. Please don't be confused.
换别的曲子吧 Something else.
别列佐夫斯基的曲子都不错 Berezovsky is always good.
Mm.
非常好 Marvelous.
感谢上帝来引导这些任性的灵魂 Thank God you're here to guide these wayward souls.
别列佐夫斯基 不错 Berezovsky. Brilliant.
炸肉排感觉如何 How's your schnitzel?
有点奇怪 Odd?
是鹿肉 不是牛肉 It's venison, not veal.
刚吃觉得有点怪味 但很快就喜欢上了 I found it odd at first, but it grows on you.
咬一口之后就想狼吞虎咽了 We lose our refinements one bad bite at a time.
伊壁鸠鲁 Epicurus.
她在出汗吗 Is she sweating?
Ah.
好像是 - I believe so. - Hmm.
看看你啊 玛丽亚一直悄声细语的 Look at you, Marial, whisper, whisper.
你可真是个让人好奇的人 Such a curious creature you are.
一个背叛者却跟我们坐在一起等着吃甜点 Judas, who got to sit at the table for dessert.
母亲 不是 Oh, Mother. That's not...
要是别人早就割断了你的喉咙吧 Anyone else would've cut your throat.
但你还活生生的坐在这 And yet here you are.
您可能是有些误会 I think you've misconstrued the story.
-不要惹恼母狮子 -是吗 - Do not prod the lioness. - Really?
你促使我天真的女儿发动政变 So, you helped push my naive daughter into a coup attempt,
然后在计划进行之时 在高潮阶段 and then at the climactic moment, just as all the plans were rolling out,
你又告诉了国王 破坏了所有的计划 you told the Emperor, thereby scuppering all the plans
以保住自己的性命 并且官复原职 in order to save your own neck and be reinstated as a lady.
哪部分我说错了呢 What did I get wrong?
总结的挺好的 Actually, a pretty good summation.
谢谢你奥洛 Thank you, Orlo.
但你看她还稳稳地坐在这 And yet somehow here she sits,
吃着满嘴的奶焗千层马铃薯 with a mouthful of potato Dauphinois,
脖子上戴着钻石项链 还偷偷和人耳语 diamonds round her neck and a whisper in her throat.
你还藏着什么其它的秘密 What other secrets do you carry?
没有 None.
在战时每个人都尽力了 Everyone does their best in times of war.
伊丽莎白 你确实做的很好啊 没有让自己的头颅从山上滚下来 Mm, you did well not to have your head rolling down a hill, Elizabeth.
我母亲就是在开玩笑 Ah, Mother is just teasing.
别帮我解释了亲爱的 这样就没有神秘感了 Please don't explain me, darling, it ruins the mystery.
不可能 Impossible.
你的美丽就是男人永远解不开的谜 Your beauty is a mystery man can never solve,
只能默默凝视 希望能明白这是为什么 only gaze upon it in hopes of more revealing clues.
有些男人就是很有趣呢 Oh, men are funny, aren't they?
不管多大岁数了 They imagine themselves still young, attractive, and virile
都以为自己年轻英俊 年富力强 no matter what the age.
这是来自美洲的食物 Ah! A special treat from the Americas.
一个商人带回来的 Mm. CATHERINE: A trader just brought them back.
叫做花生 They are called peanuts.
真不错 Mm. Marvelous.
是吧 Ah, aren't they?
我一吃就停不下来 I cannot stop eating them,
当然我也喜欢吃土 吃花 but then I eat dirt, flowers,
偶尔还吃带着冰碴的泡菜 the occasional pickle wrapped in skate wing.
请原谅我伊壁鸠鲁式的怪异 Do not mind my Epicurus strangeness.
但你说它们不好吃吗 - Mm. - But are they not great?
好吃 Mm. Indeed.
的确好吃 Indeed!
万岁 Huzzah!
花生 Peanuts!
-花生 -敬我母亲 - Peanuts! - To my mother!
万岁 Huzzah.
乔安娜 您还能在这待多久 And how long will we have the pleasure of your company, Joanna?
想待多久就多 For as long as I nee...
久 For...
我 I...
母亲 Mother!
先喝点这个 Take these.
这是什么 What are they?
我也不记得了 但是这包治百病 I can't remember but they seem to cure almost everything.
Mm.
母亲 你还好吗 我吓坏了 - Oh, Mother, are you all right? I'm mortified.
有那么一瞬间 I thought that was it for a moment.
我以为是你要杀了我 I thought you'd killed me.
别这么说 Don't say that.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我得休息会 亲爱的 I need to rest, darling.
我给你留了个名单 But there's a list...
上面写了你该杀的人 of everyone you should kill.
母亲 他们为我而战 Mother, they fought for me.
你不知道他们为谁而战 You don't know what they fought for.
好了 走吧 走走 All right, go now. Go, go.
靠的 Fuck!
别盯着我看 Do not stare at me!
我们去工作吧 先从禁止花生开始 Let us go to work. We will start with banning peanuts!
她让我紧张 She makes me nervous.
Hmm.
她确实让女皇陛下陷入了混乱 She does send the Empress into an unravel.
母亲们啊 Mothers.
感谢上帝 幸好我母亲死的早 Well, thank God mine fucking died if that is what it is.
你要谨慎些 玛丽亚 不要夹在她们母女之间 Be wary, Marial, of getting inside that bubble.
记住拉斯基伯爵的教训 Remember Count Lasky.
是你害死了他 You fucked that guy up.
我走进去 他就当着面在干我母亲 I would walk in, and he'd be fucking Mother in the face.
后来我又听到他在游说她 让她把萨姆撒送走 减肥什么的 Later, I'd hear him working on her... money, send Samsa away, lose weight.
我必须得阻止他 I had to do something.
孩子的确不应该亲眼看见自己母亲被干这一幕 A boy should not see his mother fucked in the face.
的确 烙印极深 Indeed. It is scarring.
就像他身上那30多个洞一样让人烙印深刻吧 As were the 30 holes you put in him.
我当时太生气了所以胡乱开枪 Unfortunately, I was all rage and fire then.
现在我不会那样了 Now, I'm fine though.
她在她母亲面前就是另外一副样子 She's not herself around her mother.
她对我们都有想法 She has it in for all of us.
我们得想办法让她安然度过这段时间 We just need to ride her out.
她应该很快就厌倦了炸鹿排然后离开吧 She will get bored of venison schnitzel and leave.
她可真是个麻烦 而且她心里有别的盘算 She is troubling, and she has a game,
不只是简单的母亲折磨女儿那一套 只是我还看不透是什么 more than "mother tortures daughter," but I cannot quite see it.
如果我们什么都不做 她会慢慢的让凯瑟琳越来越疏远我们 And she is turning Catherine against us, inch by fucking inch, while we wait.
耐心这一战略的价值总是被低估 Patience, it's an underrated strategy.
不如用一大把花生堵住她的嘴 So is a handful of peanuts squashed into her big fat mouth.
我需要给你量下尺寸 I need to measure you.
-肚子的尺寸吗 -开口的尺寸 - My stomach? - Your opening.
有件事我 觉 觉得挺逗的 我有时候 You know it's, it's, it's, it's funny, I was just thinking.
会想起自己的母亲 Sometimes I miss my mother.
Hmm.
在我很小时她就去世了 Her being dead at an early age,
有时候我庆幸她死了 and sometimes I'm glad she's dead
这样我才能按照自己的意愿生活 as I have lived my own life on my own terms.
精辟 Subtle.
你想说 What are you...?
我们有点担心 We have some concerns.
看见你和你母亲在一起 你变得有点不一样 Uh, seeing you with your mother, you are not quite yourself.
我们有点担心她对你的影响 We worry what she does to you.
我母亲比这世上的任何人都要爱找 You mean beside love me beyond any human on this Earth,
把我和我的姐妹们当做珍宝来保护 care for me and my sisters like we are precious fucking gems,
给我们一个家 启迪我们 让我们成为今天的样子 make a home for us and ignite a fire in us to be the special ones we are?
我们的意思是说 她可能不太理解我们 Uh, she, she perhaps does not understand us, is our point.
我们担心她想弄死我们 We worry she wants us dead.
她是给了我一个名单 你的名字也在上面 Oh, she did give me a list and you were on it.
我是第一个啊 - Oh, I'm first. - Oh.
放心吧 她就喜欢杀人 - Hm. Relax. She has always wanted people dead.
有一次 她花了几个月的时间计划我们的邻居赫斯的死亡 For months once, she plotted the death of our neighbor Hess,
就因为他看了眼唐娜 让她觉得不安 as he had eyed Donna in a way she found disturbing.
我们坐在一起 喝着茶吃着古格霍夫面包 We would gather round with tea and kugelhopf
讨论如何把他弄死然后又不被人察觉 and we would all have to think of ways we could kill him and get away with it.
这游戏真好玩 Fun game.
我们都只是下棋而已 We just played chess.
她就是想保护我 She is protective of me.
别胡思乱想了 Don't trouble yourselves.
母亲 你感觉好点了吗 Oh, Mother, are you feeling all right?
没事了 Quite fine.
我不能错过你的例行检查 I would not miss your checkup.
-你的疹子好像更严重了 -检查完了 - Your rash is worse. - That's interesting...
你的宫口开了6厘米左右 We have a small opening of some six centimeters.
青蛙 Oh, a frog?
在这里很流行这样做 It is well known here.
你这么说我就放心了呢 Ah, I'm so reassured.
也许看上去有点奇怪 但我都习惯了 Maybe it seems strange, but I have become used to it.
天哪 Oh, gosh.
它死了 It's dead.
见鬼 Shit!
这是什么意思 孩子没事吧 What does that mean? Is the baby all right?
这意味着你7天内就会生产了 It means you will give birth in seven days.
我也正要这么说呢 I was about to say the same.
我喜欢你吃东西的方式 Oh, I love how you eat that.
-我 -带着肉欲 - Oh. I... - With sensual relish.
只是个无花果 其实我都不怎么喜欢 - Oh, just a fig. Don't even like it actually.
你想要吃点什么吗 Did you want something?
想啊 Yes, I did.
我正好有点饿 I was hungry.
Oh.
你得用舌头舔 You have to tongue it.
Oh, uh...
慢慢的 Slowly.
让它真正释放其芳香的汁液 To really release its perfumed juices.
天哪 Jesus Christ.
Ha!
为什么要抗拒呢 Why fight it?
是说您女儿吗 Your daughter?
我认为你的胃口很大 I think you have a large appetite
不受道德约束 that is not constrained by morality.
凡事都要有节制 我总是这么说 Moderation in all things, I always say.
你总是这么说吗 You always say that?
不 其实是第一次说 No, first time actually.
我们可以成为开心的一家人啊 I think we could have a very happy family together.
是 Right.
虽然很复杂 但是 A complicated version of family, but...
大家各取所需 这样不好吗 Well, a version where everyone is happy and gets what they want.
来了 Oh! There it is.
应该很激烈吧 It will be intense, won't it?
你该走了 我 You should go, I have...
还有舒芙蕾课要上 soufflé class.
真英俊啊 So handsome.
彼得大帝曾去德国拜访过一次 Peter the Great visited Germany once.
多么神勇的男人啊 What a man.
你让我想起了他 You remind me of him.
真的吗 Really?
Mm.
女人们看到他就走不动了 还会愿意把双腿张开 Women were weak-kneed, and often splay-kneed.
从没有人跟我说过我像他 No one has ever told me I reminded them of him.
凯瑟琳喜欢你 And Catherine likes you.
她可以做你的左右手 She could be a real asset to you.
你生来就是王 You were born to rule.
我赌孩子是半马人 I'm betting on part horse.
我赌她会死 I'm betting on her dying.
那是你心里所盼 不是理智的想法 Well, that's your heart, not your head, Arkady.
如果她死了 But if she does...
彼得重新称帝 我杀了格里格尔 Peter's on the throne, I kill Grigor.
我就是万人之上 一人之下 I'm his number one.
那我就杀了玛丽亚 And I kill Marial.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
她太粗鲁了 She's so fucking rude.
1赔2 女皇死于难产 Two-to-one, the Empress dies in childbirth.
1赔4 孩子是半马人 Four-to-one, kid is part horse.
1赔8 维诺德尔杀了他 Eight-to-one, Vinodel kills him.
非常可能发生的意外 Possibly accidentally.
你认为我们会成为孩子的教父教母吗 - So here it comes. Do you think they'll make us godparents?
我们 Us?
没有我们 There is no us.
我总是忘记我们之间的关系都是我的想象 Ah, I keep forgetting we're a figment of our imagination.
可不是 Exactly.
-稍后再来干一场 -乐意之至 - Fuck me later? - Love to.
1赔10 是个女孩 Ten-to-one, baby is tragically born with a vagina.
1赔4 是个男孩 1赔20 半鳄人 Four-to-one, a boy. Twenty-to-one, part crocodile.
-见鬼了 -是啊 - Fucking hell. - Yeah.
真是不敢想啊 Avoided thinking about it, this day.
我每次看到她的肚子都会这么想 已经几周了 I have been trying to game it out for weeks, every time I looked at her stomach.
有百分之十九的女人死于分娩 Nineteen percent of women die in childbirth.
1赔2应该比较合理 Two-to-one seems quite good then.
问题是 如果她死了 他就即位 阿奇就会执行计划 Point is, if she dies, he comes back, or Archie has some plan in the wings,
或者有人杀了她 彼得试图带着孩子发动政变 or other option, someone kills her and Peter and tries to coup with the baby.
-葡萄牙计划 -没错 - The Portugal plan. - Exactly.
不管谁掌权 还是需要军队的 Well, whoever ends up in power, they still need an army.
他们需要你吗 But do they need you?
我该怎么办 And what of me?
你完全可有可无 Oh, you're completely expendable.
所以 各自求出路咯 So, every man for himself?
当然这里还是俄罗斯 - Of course. It's still Russia.
维诺德尔在女皇里面丢掉工具 一赔五 Vinodel loses tool inside Empress, five-to-one.
给你的 维诺德尔送来的 For you, from Vinodel.
在你需要平息性欲的时候用 Take it when you wish to quieten your libido.
也就是在乔安娜在身边的时候 Which is whenever Joanna is around.
那得药效很强才行因为我的性欲就是一场交响乐 Uh, it will have to be powerful stuff as my libido is a fucking orchestra.
那就多喝点 Take much then.
不要引火烧身 Do not touch that flame.
Mm.
我的耳朵不是那个样子 混蛋 Ah, my ears don't look like that, fuckhead.
你准备好没有 Hey, you ready?
七天 格里戈尔 Seven days, Grigor!
还有七天我就要成为父亲了 Seven days, I am to be a father!
我还从来没有这么兴奋 I have not been this excited ever!
我杀过许多人 闭着眼睛吃过河豚 Ha! And I have killed many, eaten fugu fish blindfolded,
用各种方式满足过肉欲 and fucked every which way,
包括有一次和乔治 我把我的下体埋在冰里直到冻硬 including once with George where I packed my cock in ice until it was frozen and rock hard
在我捅进她湿润温暖的洞里的时候 我们瞬间高潮了 and when I thrust it into her wet warmth, we both came instantly,
我们都同意在那之后我们眼冒金星 and both agreed we saw some kind of starburst behind our eyes in that instant.
-有点奇怪 -什么奇怪 - That's weird. - Hm. What is?
我对故事不感兴趣 Story didn't bother me.
Hm.
见鬼 看看这个壁炉 Fuck me, look at that fireplace.
很棒 不是吗 Brilliant, isn't it?
有点吓人 你觉得对于孩子来说是不是有点过了 - Slightly terrifying. You don't think too much for a little kid?
对多数孩子使得 但是对于保罗 他会喜欢的 For most kids certainly, but for Paul, he will love it.
我们会一起用明火烤动物肉 We will grill animal parts over the open fire together
然后拿出来的时候假装我们是从愤怒的熊口中夺下的 and then pull them out pretending we are stealing them from an angry bear,
培养他的勇气和对明火烧烤的喜爱 giving him an appreciation for courage and open fire grilling.
- Huh. - Mm.
我跟你讲 格里戈尔 我生来就是做父亲的料 I tell you what, Grigor, I was born to be a father.
我能感觉到 I feel it.
我们去吧 是时候了 Let's go dig. It's time.
我不想要做 I don't want to do that.
你必须做 You have to do that.
我不想去做 看起来太奇怪了 - I don't want to. It seems fucking weird.
所有人都做 你父亲就做 - Everyone does it. Your father did it.
不做的话会有霉运的 It's bad luck not to do it.
-该死 -那就是答应了 - Fuck! - That's a yes!
我们走 Let's go!
所以你就躺在这里 So, you will be there.
我绝对不要 I absolutely will not be.
那是 观众席 - Is that...? - Spectator seating.
前排作为要卖2000卢布 Apparently front rows are going for 2,000 rubles.
我不要对着观众生产 I'm not giving birth while people watch on.
我了解你的顾虑 但是我向你保证在你大便失禁的时候 I know what your concern is, but I assure you when you shit yourself,
一名侍从会准备好将其移除 毫不费力 动作优雅 an attendant will be standing by to whisk it away, effortlessly, and elegantly.
伊丽莎白 Elizabeth.
帮帮我 Help me.
我希望我帮得上忙 I wish I could.
那是件骇人的事情 It's a horror.
你必须这么做 在丹麦发生的事情之后 You must do this, after what happened in Denmark.
丹麦 Denmark?
婴儿死产 另一名代之 The baby died, another was procured.
哪来的婴儿 What do you mean procured?
买来 偷来 或者是租来的 Bought, stolen, or perhaps rented.
但是重点是 But the point is...
那不是真正的继承人 It wasn't the true heir.
自那之后 就是公众生产 不好意思 这就是现状 Ever since then, public birth. I'm sorry, that's the reality.
一旦传出谣言孩子不是你的 就很难辩驳一旦传开 Rumors come out it's not yours, they are hard to refute, and that catches on, and...
反对势力就会聚集在假继承人的观点背后 Opposition forces coalesce round the idea of a fake heir.
不过 皇家产道的印记是不能被伪造的 However, the indelible imprint of the royal cunt cannot be faked.
你甚至不会注意到观众的 痛感会压过一切 You will not even notice the spectators. The pain will be blinding.
我感觉好多了 谢谢你 维诺德尔 I feel better. Thank you, Vinodel.
我们必须有证人 We must have witnesses.
一切会得到妥善安排的 It will be delicately handled.
如果有人有兴趣的话 我会把胎盘卖掉 I am selling the placenta, if anyone's interested.
凯瑟琳 亲爱的 你在做什么 Catherine, darling, what are you doing?
工作 Working.
你应该闭关静养 休息 Oh, you should be in confinement, resting,
把你的关注和能量集中在孩子身上 directing all your focus and energy on the baby.
我们的家族都是这么做的 That is the way our family has done it.
这是我们的传统 It is actually our ritual too.
很有用 奥洛 Helpful, Orlo.
我还有很多事情要做 母亲 I have so much to do, Mother.
我在你来之前休息了两周 I rested for two weeks before you came,
在你出生的时候 当然 你一贯的作风 把你生下来 and when you came, of course, it being you, it was a torrid affair,
可是一番血雨腥风 trying to get you to come into the world,
但是在你终于生出来的时候 我筋疲力尽 but finally you slid forth, and I was spent,
大汗淋漓 slathered in sweat,
血流不止 疼得头晕 bleeding horribly, dizzy with pain,
眼皮抽搐 my eyes flickering...
你生出来的时候身体扭曲浑身发紫 And you came out all twisted and blue...
脐带绕在你的脖子上 没有呼吸 a cord wrapped tight round your throat, no breath.
医生们惊呼 Doctors are screaming.
我听到他们说 他们都不行了 I heard someone say, "They're both going!"
然后我看着你我们四目相对 And I stared at you, and we locked eyes,
我心中许愿不要让你和我所有的一切死去 and I willed you not to die with everything I had.
你眼睛闭着 头后仰 Your eyes closed, your head flicked back,
我以为那时候就结束了 and I thought for a second that was it.
然后你咳嗽一声 And then you barked out a cough,
几乎像是在笑 almost a laugh,
从嘴里吐出了黑色的东西 black stuff spewed out of your mouth,
放声大哭 and you burst out crying...
不 不是大哭 是咆哮 no, not crying, roaring.
你会活下来 You would live,
我当时就知道我也会 and I knew then that I would too,
因为我不能丢下你 for I could not leave you.
我会带着你继续旅程 I would carry you on this journey,
我发誓你对我微笑 and I swear you smiled at me,
我止不住地哭了 and I wept, and I could not stop.
天呐 Gosh.
朋友 Friends...
我们欢迎你们来参加掘墓仪式 We welcome you to the digging of the graves.
当一个男人的妻子生产之事 命途难测 When a man's wife is birthing, death may come to one, or to both.
必须做好最坏的打算 A man must prepare.
为他们挖掘墓穴并静坐三天三夜思考他们可能遭遇的不幸 Dig their graves and sit three days and nights pondering their possible death.
这样一来 根据情况他抑或为悲剧做好准备 In this way, he prepares his heart for tragedy
抑或为悲剧得免感到欣喜 or to have his joy sweetened.
我被此地赐福 I bless this ground.
愿墓穴空置 May it be left empty
几天之后我们所听到的声音 and the sounds we hear in a few days' time
来自痛苦的母亲和 are the insane pained shrieks of woman giving birth
哭叫婴儿 to a wailing, shitting child,
身体健康 尽享荣华富贵 gifted by God with health and wealth...
而不必面对挚爱的死灰的尸体 rather than the images of the dead grey carcasses of your beloved.
天呐 我们非得要 Jesus. Uh, do we have to...
阿门 阿门 - Amen. - Amen.
在我们开挖之前 Begin the digging.
这整件事都让人不寒而栗 Uh, this whole thing is fucking macabre.
在这样的良辰吉时 不要再来传统的俄国低鸣 It is a time of celebration, not depressing Russian shit like...
好吧 见了鬼了 Okay. Fuck me.
至少唱点高兴的歌 At least sing something upbeat.
西尔维娅娜 她每小时需要进茶 只允许女性探视 Oh, Sylvana, she needs tea hourly, only women may visit.
每天进行一次15分钟的户外散步 A 15-minute stroll in the fresh air once a day.
不要发愁激动 And no vexatious thoughts or excitements.
是 夫人 Yes, ma'am.
让你的孩子好好休养 我的孩子 Rest your child, my child.
有意思 Mm. Funny.
那是我 That's me.
还有 你可能会出现撕裂伤 Oh, and also, you'll probably tear.
所以 最好做好准备 So, you need to be prepared for that.
撕裂 什么撕裂 Tear? What will tear?
嘘 静养 Shhh! Rest.
你们真不打算停下来了吗 Are you really not ever going to stop singing?
会有霉运的 It's bad luck.
他看起来真滑稽 He looks funny.
嘘 阿廖沙 唱歌 Shh! Alyosha, sing.
低冻得像石头一样 The ground is like rock!
Ohh!
该死 Oh, fuck.
闭上你的嘴 你个小兔患子 Shut the fuck up, you little shit!
去你的 Fuck you.
丢了王位的阉人 Crownless eunuch.
嘘 彼得 不要 Oh, shit. Peter, no.
别理他 他就是叛逆期 Ignore him. He's just going through a phase.
阳痿的蠢货 Lobcocked fuckhead.
我要好好收拾你 你个小混球 I will dig you a new arsehole, you little shit!
阿廖沙 回你的位置去 Alyosha, go back to the palace!
过来 你个小 Come here, you little...
站住 Stop!
拜托 Please.
你要开枪吗 Are you going to shoot me?
我相信不会走到那一步 局面让人困惑 - I'm not sure what's going to happen. It's a confusing situation.
但是你打他 我想我可能会 所以所有人都停下来 But you hit him, I think I might, so everyone just stop, please.
阿廖沙 回家去 Alyosha, go home.
好 Okay.
他只是个孩子 我不应该
-喝一口 -好 - Have a drink. - Yeah.
看在老天份上 非要这么做吗 Oh, for fuck sakes, must you?
我现在没铲子了 我们应该就此打住了 I have no shovel now. We should probably call it a day.
我们准备了很多铲子 We have many shovels.
这真是没玩没来哦 This is interminable.
我也喜欢你的陪伴 I enjoy your company also.
我不能坐在这 I cannot just sit here.
我理解母亲的看法 但是我得掌管俄国 I understand Mother's point, but I must run Russia.
她只是不能理解你 She just doesn't understand you.
不像我这样 In the way, say, I do.
说我母亲的坏话是要杀头的 Do not speak ill of her or you will be dead.
我开玩笑的 I am joking.
对 Right.
你母亲带着女士们来取悦你了 Your mother is here with ladies to entertain you.
我在有爱欢乐的环境中长大 所有的孩子都应该是这样 I was raised in love and joy, that is how all children should be raised.
所言极是 Indeed.
当然要有高期望 也很重要 And high expectations, of course, are also important.
我母亲为了我们在我们心中培养了梦想 My mother cultivated a dream in us and for us.
你母亲是个传奇 Your mother is a legend.
没人把女儿嫁得更好 No one has married daughters more well.
很快据传言说法王路易要安排和你幼子的联姻 And soon Louis of France for your youngest is the rumor.
不 所言极是 - Oh, no, unfo... - Indeed.
令人兴奋 It is exciting.
你好 Oh, hello.
我听说你驱逐了所有人 I heard you'd banished everyone.
他们太烦人了 They were fucking annoying.
真有意思 That's funny.
我想要放弃 但是彼得大帝替我做了 I keep wanting to give up, but Peter the Great did it for me.
我知道 我帮了他 I know. I helped him.
是吗 You did?
的确 I did.
是 够了 那是 Yeah, that's enough. That's...
秘诀就是 别做过头了 The secret is... not to overdo it.
这看起来很糟糕 在喜庆的时候做这么压抑的事情 It seems fucked up, this, depressing at a time of joy.
是 我做的时候也是这么想的 但是后来用上了 Yeah, I thought so too when I did it, but then I had to use them.
对 是啊 Right. Shit.
一想到她和保罗 -是 - Just the thought of her and Paul. - Yeah.
任何事情都可能发生 Anything can happen.
是 -我很确定我会是个好父亲 - Yeah. - I was very sure I was going to be a great dad,
结果今天我差点用铲子把一个孩子打死 and then earlier today I was going to beat a kid to death with a shovel.
小孩子很讨厌 Kids are annoying.
你和你的孩子亲近吗 Are you close to your kids?
我经常出门 I was away a lot.
也许我该和阿廖沙道歉 Maybe I should apologize to Alyosha.
阿廖沙 Alyosha.
那小子是个坏蛋 That kid's a fucking monster.
不过 那倒是件新鲜事 Still, it would be a different thing.
没人跟我道过歉 No one ever apologized to me,
在我写新章节的时候 也许应该把道歉包括进去 and as I'm writing a new chapter, perhaps apologizing should be in it.
回去挖地 Back to work.
孩子是一番慰藉 Children are such a solace.
说的是 So true.
当你记恨你丈夫的时候 When you look at your husband and you hate him,
你就会想到他给了你 你的孩子 you remind yourself he gave you your child.
然后尝试着忘记他传给你梅毒 败光你的家产 And try to forget he also gave you syphilis, ran your fortune down,
闻起来像一只沾了奶酪的落水狗 and smells like cheese-covered wet dog.
如果你不幸福为什么要留下来 Why do you stay if you're unhappy?
在俄国婚姻是一辈子的是 我们不能离开 不然就要净身出户 - Married is for life in Russia. We cannot leave, or we leave with nothing.
所以我才不结婚 Which is why I've always avoided marriage.
你父亲死了呢 然后怎么办 你就完了 - Your father dies though? What then? You're fucked.
女士们 你们可以走了 但是我要感谢你们分享对你们生活的见解 Ladies, you may all go, but I thank you for the insight into your lives.
这给了我灵感 It has inspired me.
-你起身干什么 -我需要纸 - Why are you getting up? - I need paper.
宝贝 你在干什么 Darling, what are you doing?
她又是那种表情 你要什么东西 - She has that look. What do you need?
我要把这里收拾一下 I will set up in here.
玛丽亚 给我现在与女性有关的法律法规 还有 Marial, get me the current legal codes regarding women and...
你在胡言乱语什么 What are you talking about?
你想想 女人获得主动罹患的权力 - Think of it! A woman with the right to divorce a man.
想想那些遭受着男人家暴 酗酒 满身臭汗还对着她们发情的女人 Think of the freedom that would give women who suffer violence, drunkenness,
她们将会获得什么样的自由 men rutting on them while sweating and smelling of cheese.
这将会彻底改变男人和女人的关系 It would change the very dynamics between men and women.
还有 把女性作为财产的观念也必须停止了 Also, women as property, that must stop.
-哦 -你赶紧收手 - Oh! - You must stop this.
这简直是在妄想 It is a delirium.
这难道不激动人心吗 Is that not exciting?
就要从男人收种夺走权力并掌握在我们自己手上 To change the systems women live by, take power from men, and give it to us.
从男人手里夺取权力很容易 有时候他们还很享受 It is easy to take power from men, and sometimes they even enjoy it,
但你不能做的是大肆宣传 因为他们会因此大打出手 but what you must not do is advertise about it, for then their fists come out.
你一定要贪多嚼不烂吗 Must you always bite off more than you can chew?
难道你不想活得更自由一些吗 Wouldn't you have liked to be freer in your life?
不想 No.
哦 又怎么了 Oh, what now?
奥斯曼人送来了消息 The Ottomans have sent a message.
让一下 Stand back.
我怀疑里面全是毒蜜蜂 I suspect it's full of poisonous bees.
我们都应该戴上防护面罩 We should all be wearing hoods.
-真有这个必要吗 -那也至少往后站点 - Is this really necessary? - Well, at least stand back.
蜡烛 真漂亮 Candles! How beautiful.
凯瑟琳女皇殿下 "Empress Catherine",
我接受了你共议未来的建议 "I accept your invitation to discuss the way forward."
这些蜡烛代表了我们的尊敬 当我们的分歧被温暖的话语所化解时 "These candles are a token of our esteem and that when our differences are melted
我们将会奉上珍贵的珠宝 by the warmth of discourse, we will be left with nothing but precious jewels."
哦 还挺有诗意 Oh, that is poetic.
你的方法成功了 It worked, your way.
房间里的各位可以祝贺我这次外交的成功了 Anyone in the room may congratulate me on my diplomatic victory!
万岁 Huzzah!
现在 我们来回个信 然后找个地方开会 Now, let us fashion a response and find ourselves a meeting ground.
还有 奥洛 我正在为俄罗斯的女性写一部新的法典 Also, Orlo, I'm writing a new legal code for women in Russia.
哦 好的 Oh, okay.
母亲 我这次外交可是大获成功 Mother, I have had a massive diplomatic victory.
我很激动 I'm thrilled.
等我死去的孙子从你身体里出来后 把他带来给我 Bring me my dead grandchild when it falls out of you.
让我去开导她 Let me talk to her.
好的 你们也知道 现在是很紧张的时刻 So, you know, it's a tense time.
我的孩子即将出生了 I have a child coming,
挖坟太操蛋了 我还冲你们发了火 this grave digging is fucked up, and I lashed out at you
虽然你是个混蛋 我很抱歉 when you were a prick. For that I'm sorry.
没关系 That's okay.
我爸老说 阿廖沙 你要当个正儿八经的混蛋 Dad always says, "Alyosha, you can be a real prick."
呃 你确实可以 Well, you can.
王子正在和我谈话呢 The Prince and I are talking.
老天爷 Jesus Christ.
所以 接受我的道歉了吗 So, apology accepted?
当然 Sure.
你是个坏人 我很尊重你 You're a bad man and I respect that.
-我不是个坏人 -我好无聊 - I'm not a bad... - I'm bored now.
好吧 那就走吧 Okay, just fuck off.
干得不错 That went great.
真的吗 You think?
很感人 Very moving.
很有效啊 你看 It works, you know.
你看着这个 就会情不自禁地想到他们正在死去 You look at this and you can't but think of them dying.
我不能失去他们 I can't lose them.
你不会的 You won't.
就算你失去了 And even if you do...
你未来也会有一大堆的孩子的 You have a ball sack full of prospective children.
没错 Exactly.
就算她死了 你也可以重头再来 宛如一张白纸 And if she dies, you just start again, clean slate.
某种程度上来说 那是最好的选择 In some ways, that's the best option.
你可是回来当皇帝的 You come back to being Emperor.
去找那个冬季舞会时在桌下给你打过飞机的西班牙公主 Get that Spanish princess who gave you a hand job under the table at the winter ball.
-她很带劲 -很带劲 - She was nice! - So nice.
我只想要他们 I want them!
呕 Oooh!
其他啥也不想要 你们狼心狗肺的混蛋 I don't want anything else, you barren-hearted fuckheads.
-我们只是想 -滚远点 你们俩都是 - Just trying to... - Fuck off, both of you!
抱歉 我不该 And sorry, I shouldn't have...
操 Fuck!
给你的 For you.
Oh.
很俗但挺有趣的 Tacky but amusing.
你是来耍我的吧 You have come to game me.
开始吧 我倒是挺感兴趣你会怎么做 Please begin, I'm fascinated with how you go about it.
没人要耍你 There is no game here.
我爱你的女儿 也相信她 就这些 I love and believe in your daughter, that is all.
有她是俄罗斯最大的福气 She is the best thing to happen to Russia.
但是这让我们成了敌人 Well, that makes us enemies,
因为俄罗斯对她来说是最糟糕的事 because Russia is the worst thing to happen to her.
你担心她 想保护她 我理解 但你不需要这么做 - You are protective, you worry on her. I understand, but you do not need to.
-你是一位母亲吗 -我是 - Are you a mother? - I am.
曾是 我 他死了 Was. I... He died.
哦 所以严格意义上并不是 Oh, so, technically not.
那应该不是吧 I suppose not.
但一旦你当过母亲 你永远都是 But once you are, you are forever.
他怎么死的 How did he die?
他六岁的时候淹死了 He drowned at six.
只有一个儿子还粗心的丢了 Careless to lose one when you only have one.
事后我确实这么想的 I did feel like that after.
我对管他管的太松了 How free I'd let him run.
你把四个女儿都保护的不错 You have kept your four daughters safe...
而且大都结婚了 and mostly married.
嫁什么样的男人有什么样的生活 我的女儿只能嫁国王 Who a woman marries defines her life, only kings for mine.
我很早就决定了 I decided on that early.
但我永远不会相信你会帮我的女儿的 But I will never believe you wish to help my daughter
因为你助她登上王位并让她遭受威胁 because you helped her to the throne and put her under threat.
即便是现在 彼得能会不会在她分娩的时候在打小算盘 Even now, could Peter not make some of these decisions while she births?
你说你关心她 却纵容她的妄想的本性 You say you care for her and yet you enable her delusional nature.
如果她夺取了男人们的权力 他们会杀了她 Men will crush her if she takes their power.
我知道你很难过 I understand you are upset.
作为一个母亲 As a mother,
当你看着你的孩子正走向毁灭 when you see your child is heading down the path to ruin,
并且你觉得你无法阻止他们 and perhaps you feel you cannot stop them,
真的太恐怖了 that is a horror.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
没事 我 Yes. I...
我突然 呃 突然回想起我儿子 I just had a, uh, sudden flash of my son
沿着小路跑向湖边 消失在树林中的一幕 running down the path to the lake and disappearing amongst the trees.
天啊 Gosh.
-可怜的女人 -我很抱歉 - My dear woman. - I'm sorry.
我没事 我 I'm fine, I...
我可能需要去躺会 I might just go lie down for a minute.
-你没事吧 -我正在工作 - You okay? - I am working.
我别无它法 I have to.
我知道你在 这就是你 I know you do. You are you.
有些事是不可避免的 甚至对我自己也是如此 There's something inevitable about me even to myself.
我母亲还好吧 Is Mother all right?
你的母亲很爱你 Your mother loves you.
我也爱你 As do I.
但在我眼里你是个女人 但在你母亲的眼里你只是个孩子 But I see the woman, and your mother can't help but see the child.
她担心你做不到这些 She worries you can't do this.
不 她一点也不担心 No, not at all.
她担心我会在这个过程中被杀死 或者无法改变俄罗斯 She worries I will be killed in the process, or Russia cannot change.
从我出生那天起她就告诉我 我很聪明 She has told me of my brilliance from the day I was born.
哦 那我肯定听错了 Oh, I must have misheard her.
啊 你原来在这 Ah, here you are.
我们能做点什么 What can we do?
你需要休息 但你也需要当好你自己 You need to rest, but you need to be you too.
谢谢 Thank you.
Eh...
我确实很喜欢打猎 I do love hunting.
没错 我也是 Indeed. Me too.
那种追踪猎物的感觉 The stalking of prey,
当你看到你的猎物时那种激动人心的情绪 the thrilling anxiety as you see what it is that you want
你就是为它而去 and you move in for it,
以及在抓捕行动中令人忙到眩晕的感觉 and the dizzying rush at the inescapable takedown.
确实 Indeed.
描述的很恰当 呃 妈 An apt description. Well, ma...
嘭 Bang.
该死的 Fucking hell.
你想要我们靠在哪棵树上搞呢 What tree are you imagining us against?
呃 桦树 Oh, uh, the birch.
是啊 Yeah.
Hmm.
但我还有坟要挖 But I have the graves to dig.
真有责任感 Responsibilities.
你们俄罗斯人真奇怪 So weird, you Russians.
Hm.
好吧 我会等着 Well, I'll be waiting.
谢谢 Thank you.
嗨 保罗 Hello, Paul.
妈妈 Mama.
宝贝 Darling.
我很害怕 I'm scared.
Oh.
我知道 I know.
你确实应该害伯 And you should be.
我从未考虑过当妈妈 I haven't thought about being a mother.
这孩子 This child.
我还有我的国家 我该怎么 I have my country, how will I?
还有人在赌我会不会死在大厅里 And they have odds on me dying in the hall.
没事的 It's okay.
我能和你睡吗 Can I sleep with you?
当然 Of course.
Mm.
想想我们的家 Think about our home, hm?
我们那舒适的房子 And our lovely house.
我有时候会怀念我的房间 I miss my room some days.
果园里现在什么样 开花的时候又是怎么样呢 How it looks over the orchard, and when it would blossom.
今年开花的时候 When the blossoms came this year,
我站在你的房间里 I stood in your room,
抱着你的泰迪熊 holding one of your teddies
思念你到像个婴儿一样哭泣 and cried like a baby at how I missed you.
不要离开我 Don't leave.
我不会离开的 I won't.
在你安全之前是不会的 Not until you are safe.
我永远都不会安全的 I will never be safe.
并不会 Not really.
我正在想你的容身之道 Well, I am thinking of a way that you can be.
是把我的朋友们都杀了吗 Is it kill all my friends?
嘘 Shh!
睡吧睡吧 Sleep now.
爸爸 Daddy?
原来是你 Oh, it's you.
你好啊 Hello.
Huh.
我好想你 I missed you.
哈 能听你这么说真好 Huh, that's very sweet of you to say.
你有想我吗 Did you miss me?
我也不是那样的人 It's not really me to do that sort of thing.
我是那种活在当下的那种人 I'm in-the-moment kind of man.
不回头 也不往前看 只顾杀尽眼前人 Don't look back, don't look forward, kill the man in front of me,
操着面前的女人 闻闻身边的花香 eat the pussy in front of me, smell the flowers in front of me.
好吧 Right.
没毛病 Fair enough.
-很伤人 但 -一个人 做的事情只有这么多 Hurtful but... A man can only be so many things.
我不是一个好父亲 但我是一个伟大的领袖 I was a poor father but I was a great leader.
虽然我不是个好丈夫 但我的妻子是个妹子 I wasn't a great husband, but my wife was a bitch.
我们无法成为一切 我们也不应该试图成为一切 We cannot be everything and we shouldn't try to be.
说的很好 爸爸 Wise words, Daddy.
你这个年纪还叫你父亲 爸爸 真是太逊了 It's effete to call your father "daddy" at your age.
我总是有问题 不是吗 Always a problem with me, isn't there?
我以为你说过我就是我 I thought you said we are who we are.
也许我就是那种管父亲叫 爸爸 的人 Maybe I'm a person who calls their father "daddy."
哈 然后失去了俄罗斯 Huh, and loses Russia.
我对俄罗斯就不感兴趣 I don't want Russia!
我想我就从来没有过 I don't think I ever did.
放屁 Bullshit.
不要像个把玩具弄坏的12岁的孩子一样为你的失败找借口 Don't explain away your failure like a 12-year-old explains a broken toy.
如果想让我上去揍你 你会后悔的 If I have to come up there, you'll be sorry.
去你妈的 Fuck you.
我只想做个好父亲 一个好丈夫 而不像你 I want to be a good father unlike you, a good husband unlike you.
我对你来说也许不是一个好父亲 I may not have been a good father to you.
哦 哦 我确实用卢布做过纸狮子 我真是太好了 Oh, oh, I did make that fucking lion out of rubles once, that was nice of me.
我确实很喜欢 I loved that.
但我打下了江山 But I built cities.
我按照自己的想象重新塑造了这个世界 I reimagined the world and shaped it to my imaginings
通过纯粹的意志和力量 through sheer will and power.
我只是不知道我合不合适 I just don't know that I'm cut out.
爸爸说话时不要打断 Don't interrupt Daddy when he's talking.
我以为你已经说完了 I thought you were done.
只是停顿 大演讲家都这样 I was pausing like the great orators do.
记下来 Note that down.
我了解你 儿子 I know you, son.
你是我看着长大的 我知道你是谁 I watched you grow up, I know who you are.
你是头十足的野兽 You're a fucking primal beast.
你喜欢做爱 对么 You love fucking, hm?
还有血腥的运动 朋友 和玩笑 And blood sport, and friends, japes.
你的血液中流淌着我们家族的伟大 And in your blood lurks the greatness of our line.
真的吗 You think?
你有想过开启它吗 Are you ever going to tap into it?
满足你灵魂的中动物的渴望 Let the animal in your soul have what it wants,
那些渴望之下 藏着你真实的自我 for in those wants are the truth of who you are.
剩下就都是你脑子里的浆糊 The rest is a spinning top of bullshit in your brain
在骗你 对你胡言乱语 that lies to you and sprays shit everywhere.
我不同意 I disagree.
你不同意 行吧 You do, do you? Right.
那我就要上去了 Then I'm coming up there...
把你揍的鼻青脸肿 同意为止 and then I'm going to beat you until you agree.
你觉得我怕你吗 You think I'm afraid?
你是不是尿在自己的真丝裤子里了 Oh, I think you're pissing in your silk pants,
你这个矫情的纨绔子弟 you fucking foppish-faced,
蠢不可及肮脏不堪扶不起来的傻逼二货 lobcocked, bile duct-laden, roach-festering, shit whore cunted fuckhead.
这就对了 这才像话 这才是我儿子 Yes! There he is! There's my boy!
操他妈奥斯曼人 Fucking Ottomans...
本来能成功的 This would've worked.
我看见爸爸了 I saw Dad.
都是维诺德尔那瓶药水的锅 It was fucking Vinodel's potion.
他还好吗 Oh. How is he?
还是老样子 Seemed about the same.
他不喜欢我现在的样子 没人喜欢 He doesn't want me like this, no one does.
她又来找我了 And she came to me again.
我只想把她摁树上操得天旋地转 I wanted to take her in a whirl against a tree.
这就是我 姑姑 That's just me, Aunt.
我该怎么办 What can I do?
她是个隐患 She is a worry.
隐患里的奇葩 Ah, a strange one.
我可是她女儿的丈夫啊 她希望我们母慈子孝 Her own daughter's husband, and she wants us to be a family.
成为其乐融融的一家人 而我生来就是个皇帝 We can be happy together, all of us, and I am an Emperor, born to be it.
想要什么就能拥有什么 但就是这种欲望毁了我 "Take what you want," but it is the want that kills me.
我不知道该服从什么 该否认什么 I don't know what want to obey and what to fucking deny.
她说"我们可以成为幸福的一家人" She said, "We could be a happy family"?
三人一起舔无花果 就像 And licked a fig in a way that...
嗯 Well...
我得一个人静静 I need to lie down for a bit.
男人不能把刀放在我们的脸上 Men should not be able to put knives near our faces.
具体到有点奇怪了 但我不反对 Oddly specific, but don't disagree.
写下来 Write it.
西尔瓦娜 早餐呢 Sylvana, breakfast, I think.
Oooh!
你的皮肤如此完美无瑕 You have the most beautiful skin.
看着你 我总是有一种要把它揭下来 Sitting here, I was overwhelmed by a desire to razor it off
做壁纸的冲动 and make wallpaper from it.
喝茶吗 Tea?
你在这里做什么 What're you doing here?
凯瑟琳在哪儿 And where's Catherine?
我太激动了 等不及要跟你好好聊一聊了 Well, I was so excited to speak to you, I could not wait.
你得等我穿好衣服 我不在床上待客 - Well, you will wait until I dress. I do not take guests in my bed.
咱俩都知道 我希望你在床上待客呢 Well, you do, or hope to, as we both know,
但这不是我来这里的原因 but that is not why I'm here.
不过刚才的话题可以改日再议 Although we could talk on that later,
你的肉体就像刚从拉斐尔油画里走出来的 as your body is Raphaelite good.
我知道你在做什么了 I realized what you're doing.
做什么 And what is that?
你想把凯瑟琳弄下台 让彼得重新上位 You want to transition Catherine out and Peter in
好让你的女儿嫁给路易十四 and put your deal to get your daughter married to Louis XIV back together,
同时保证凯瑟琳的安全 keeping Catherine safe at the same time.
没错 Right.
被你看穿了 So you know.
然后呢 And?
没有然后 And nothing.
我就静静看着你徒劳的表演吧 I will just enjoy your futile railing.
我是在救她 I am saving her from herself.
她会被人割喉的 Someone will cut her throat!
也许吧 Probably.
但被割喉之前 她还能做很多事情呢 But she may do much before that happens.
这里是俄罗斯 This is Russia.
我们抱最好的希望 做最坏的打算 We hope for the best, expect the worst,
无论最后走向如何 内心都毫无波澜 and don't get too exercised about either eventuality.
嗨 你好啊 Ah, hello.
我觉得要和你谈谈 I was thinking I should talk to you.
我正要走 I was just leaving.
怎么你们都觉得能随便来我房间 Why does everyone think they can just walk in here?
抱歉了 Apologies.
鉴于今天早上发生了刺杀女皇一事 Uh, clearly with this morning's attempt on the Empress's life...
什么 What?
我们得考虑下 如果她注定要陨落 你要选哪篇赞美诗 ...we should start thinking about what psalms you'd like in the inevitable possibility of her demise.
不过他们大概率会斩首她 Although they will likely take her head.
Oh.
我们就好这一口 It's a thing here.
该死的蜡烛 Fucking candles.
毒药 Poison.
可怜的西尔瓦娜 Poor Sylvana.
接下来需要做什么就不用我说了吧 I will hold my tongue as to what we should do,
因为我们都知道我们该做什么 as we all know what I think we should do.
这是挑衅行为 It is an act of war.
操他妈 Fuck.
说得好 操他妈 Exactly! Fuckers.
他们不是朋友 也不想跟我们交朋友 They are not our friend and have no intention to be our friend.
我不想这么做 I don't want this.
他们还在我们雷戈拉奇领土附近进行冲突挑衅 They are still skirmishing in and out of our territory in Reograditch.
残忍至极 It's brutal.
杀戮 掠夺 Killing, pillaging,
如果我们不回应 这块地退早会归他们 and they will eventually take it if we do not respond.
就像吃一个派 It-it-it's like a pie.
你吃了一口 还想再吃一口 You take a bite, you want to keep taking another.
用派做类比很能说明问题 Well, the pie analogy is quite telling.
那就陪他们玩吧 直到他们跪下来求我们换个玩法 I will talk their language until they beg to learn a new one.
去干翻他们 Let's go fuck them up.
-开战吗 -别这么开心 我觉得怪兮兮的 - War? - I will find it unseemly if you are too happy about this.
-没有 -维莱门托夫 明天早上把你的作战计划放我桌上 - No. - Velementov, these famed war plans of yours, on my desk tomorrow morning.
作战计划 好 Plans? Right.
你们好啊 Hello.
母亲 我很忙 我们要打仗了 Mother, I am busy, we are at war.
多好啊 你不是最懂战争么 - How sweet. Because you know a lot about war.
先生们 麻烦回避下 - The... - Leave, gentlemen.
我要跟我女儿谈事情 We have much to discuss.
母亲 我还有工作呢 Mother! I have a job to do!
-你在吼我吗 -没 - Are you yelling at me? - No.
睁着眼说瞎话 Factually incorrect.
我刚才是个反问句 你应该回答"是的" "Yes" is the answer to my rhetorical question.
你在我手下面前削弱我威严 You are undermining me in front of my people.
在我看来 削弱你威严的是每一个你做的决定 You are doing that with every decision you make, from my observation.
从男人手中夺权 还期望大家对你感恩戴德 Taking power from men and expecting applause.
你从小连只蚂蚁都不敢踩 竟要愚蠢地走进一场战争 Cluelessly heading off into war when you wouldn't even step on an ant as a child.
你在吼我吗 我也是个反问句 - Are you yelling at me? I mean it rhetorically...
别跟我耍小聪明 Don't be smart with me.
你接管了这个国家 我很高兴 I love that you took this country.
在害伯之余是有一丝骄傲 It makes me laugh when it doesn't terrify me.
但有人想杀你 亲爱的 Someone tried to kill you, darling.
我已经在处理了 I'm dealing with it.
这是我工作的一部分 It's part of the job.
如果我们不改变这场游戏 你就会死 And you will die if we don't change the game.
但我们可以改变 And we can.
-什么 -不出三天 你就会生下孩子 - What? - In three days' time, you will have this baby.
自然要休息一下 And there is a natural pause.
这时候你变成了母亲 把权利 You transition out of power and into motherhood
移交给彼得 and Peter transitions back in.
这事会传到欧洲 舆论风向会变 And it can be addressed through Europe as some strange rumor,
我就能把你妹妹重新嫁到法国了 and I can get your sister the French job back.
啥 What?
一切都会如我计划进行 It can all be just as I planned,
然后你就安全了 and you can be safe.
亲爱的 Darling?
你可以利用肚里的孩子 咱俩都可以 You can play that boy, we both can.
相信我 Trust me.
你为什么这么茫然地看着我 You are staring at me blankly.
我只是你完美棋局中的一粒子 I'm just a piece in your perfect tableau.
所谓的婚姻大师 The maestro of marriage.
你生来就是皇室之妻 You were born to be a royal wife.
也是按皇室之妻来培养的 You were trained to be a royal wife.
做个妻子 停止这一切 活下去 Be one and stop this, and live.
你的姐妹都能做到 你怎么就不行 Darling, your sisters can do it, why can't you?
因为我跟她们不一样 Because I am not them!
我比她们强 I'm better!
Oh!
Oh.
亲爱的 Darling.
我们冷静一下 Let's calm down.
你们注定会幸福 I can see a happy ending.
你喜欢彼得 You are fond of Peter.
怎么会不喜欢呢 他帅得玉树临风 And why not? Handsome as hell.
每个人见了都想吻上去 He's a taste one wants in one's mouth.
我们有办法破局 亲爱的 We can work this out, darling.
这一切会以喜剧收场 I see a happy ending.
我已经跟彼得提过了 他没意见 Now, I've raised it with Peter, and I can see a way there.
你背叛了我 要在我自己的宫廷之上 You have gone behind my back in my own court...
推翻我 to unseat me?
都是为了拯救你 To save you from yourself.
你总是要求我看清现实 You are always seeking for me to look at reality.
我现在终于看清了 Well, suddenly I am,
现实真可怕 and it is horrifying.
你不相信我 You don't believe in me.
我这辈子都在努力让你相信我 I've spent my life trying to get you to...
你就是不信 and you just don't.
亲爱的 相信我 Darling, trust me.
你的孩子会才是你的帝国 就像我一样 Your child will become your empire as mine did me.
不会的 It won't.
俄罗斯才是我的孩子 - Russia is my child. - Oh.
你看 你总是一本正经地说这些疯话 See? It's crazy statements like that
让我很担心你的精神状况 that make me worry about your mental state.
承认我 不然你就走 Recognize who and what I am or leave.
我承认你疯了 你需要帮助 I recognize that you are mad, and you need help,
我就是来帮你的 and I am here to give it.
滚出我的宫殿 Get out of my palace.
凯瑟琳 Catherine.
滚出我的国家 Get out of my country.
滚 Go!
贪吃吧 小猫 Chew, little cat.
继续贪吃 Chew, chew, chew.
等你被扼住喉咙时 我不会在你身边 But I will not stick around while you choke.
嗨 Hello.
行吧 Fine, fine.
-我压不住了 -我就喜欢这样的男人 - I give in. - I like that in a man.
Oh!
Ah!
Ah, ah!
Ah!
Oh!
我知道 对不起 我 I know. Sorry, I...
Oh.
别担心 亲爱的 Don't worry, darling.
放着我来 I'll take care of it.
天啊 我操 Oh, fuck.
好消息是 乔安娜已经走了 So, good news: Joanna's gone.
走了 离开了么 Gone? Left?
对 但不是坐马车走的 - Yes. But not in a carriage.
我懂了 Oh, I see.
可惜 Shame.
Mm.
怎么死的 What happened?
-你真的想知道细节吗 -不了 - Do you really want the details? - Not really.
你需要我做什么 What do you need me to do?
清理她房间 制造不辞而别的假象 Clean her room into an abrupt departure.
Hi.
我喜欢这幅画像 I love that portrait.
对 只需要把他的脸放进去 Ah, yeah, we just need to put his face in.
我母亲走了 My mother left.
她走前那晚我们吵架了 We fought, in the night she left.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我突然看清了她是什么人 I suddenly saw who she truly was.
我们会当好父母的 We will be good parents.
会的 Indeed.
这是最重要的 当的比他们好 Better than them, that's the main thing.
这是我们的墓地吗 These are our graves?
我把我母亲埋了 不然感觉浪费了一个坑 - I buried my mother. Seemed a wasted hole otherwise.
也是 你还好吧 Right. You okay?
我不再需要她了 I don't need her anymore.
你说出了我的感受 Exactly how I feel.
我接下来要做的事会感觉怪怪的 This next bit will be alarming.
对我来说是 It is to me, but...
Oh.
我去 Shit.
保罗 Paul?