MAX 原创剧集
金柏丽 跟尼可上床了
贝拉视讯来电
金柏丽 别打来还在床上
贝拉 从实招来 开视讯我不会出声
不行 晚点跟你说
是你的手机吗 Is that your phone?
贝拉 他很有料吧
不是 是安珀警报 没什么 No, it's an Amber Alert. It's nothing.
- 早安 - 早安 - Morning. - Hello.
-我没想到昨晚会这样发展 -我也是 - I did not expect last night to happen. - Me neither.
但我没有逼你吧 我得到你的同意了吧 But, like, you wanted it to happen, right? I had your consent?
对 你得到了我的同意 Yes, you had my consent.
好吧 Okay.
那不是你的第一次吧 That wasn't your first time, was it?
我吗 当然不是 我搞得可多了 Me? God, no. No, I've sexed a lot.
是你的第一次吗 Was it yours?
-希望你看得出来不是 -当然‥ - I hoped you could tell it wasn't. - Totally, totally.
你不介意的话 我觉得不要告诉蕾登比较好 Hey, if it's cool I think we shouldn't tell Leighton about this.
绝对不能说 有一次贝拉说你的身材火辣 Oh, definitely not. One time Bela made a comment on your hot bod
结果蕾登暴怒 把笔都折断了 and Leighton got so mad, she snapped a pen in half.
那就说定了 不提昨晚的事 Well, then, it's settled. We won't mention last night.
还有今天早上的事 Or this morning.
今天早上 我不‥ This morning? I don't...
好‥还有早上的事也不提 Oh, yes. Yes. I'm a yes for this morning.
上吧 我不知道干吗说这句 Giddy-up! I don't know why I said that.
大学女生的性生活
第一季 第 7 集
详细交代每一个细节 啥都不能漏 Okay, tell us every single detail. Leave out nothing.
我才不会把床事拿出来乱说 那样很没品 I'm not gonna kiss-and-tell. That's tacky.
你说得对 用食物演出来 他是香肠你是炸薯球 You're right. Act it out with your food. He's the sausage, you're the tater tots.
我只能说 All I'll share is this.
跟刚认识的尼可上床 感觉比跟我爱过的麦斯好太多了 It is crazy how much better sex is with Nico a guy I just met, than with a guy I loved like Max.
那很正常 一个是小鲜肉 另一个来找你时还带着光剑 That's not crazy. One's hot and one brought a light saber when he visited.
你真的什么都不说吗 So you're really not gonna tell us anything?
跟他上床超棒 我忍不住一直想 His sex is amazing and I can't stop thinking about it.
- 这就对了 -那女孩是我的菜 - Boom. - That's my girl!
快形容他的老二 我要画成插图 Now, describe his penis so I can draw it out like a sketch artist.
你真的很喜欢他吧 You really like him, don't you?
对 他人很好 风趣又聪明 Yeah, I mean, he's nice, and funny, and smart.
还有‥怎么说 And, I don't know, he, like...
- 他让我很惊喜 - 谁让你惊喜 - surprises me. - Who surprises you?
我老家电视频道的帅气象主播 No one. Just this cute meteorologist on my local news channel back home.
气象主播会让你惊喜 Your meteorologist surprises you?
对 他选的领带都很特别 Yeah, like, with his tie choices.
早安闺蜜们 我要请你们帮忙 Morning, besties. I need a favor.
学校的阿卡贝拉合唱团都嫉妒我 所以没一个录用我 So you know how I didn't get into any of the acapella groups 'cause they're all super-jealous of me.
听好了 因为我组了自己的团 还要开演唱会 Well, hold on to your labes, because I started my own group. And we're having a concert...
就在明天 tomorrow.
崔维斯 我死也不会去听阿卡贝拉 Travis, I will never go to an acapella show.
这次你非来不可 Well, you'll be at this one
你不希望别人说你歧视吧 because you wouldn't want your intersectionality to be called into question. Would you?
到时候见罗 Okay, I'll see you there.
你有旧的运动外套吧 Hi, you have some old workout jackets, right?
女性中心要去马匹复健农场帮忙 The women's center is volunteering at a horse rehab farm
我可不想让马啃坏我的名牌外套 and I'm not about to have one of them nibble on my Gucci quarter-zips.
啃坏我的就没关系 没问题 拿衣柜里那件红的 Oh, so you want to give them one of mine? Sure. Take the red one. It's in the closet.
谢谢 Thank you.
这是什么 宝贝‥ What is this? "Hey, babe..."
球队的人有时会叫我宝贝 Oh, that's like a team nickname. They just call me "Babe" sometimes.
“你今天在场上好性感 爱你的道顿上” "You looked hot out there today. Love, Dalton"?
道顿不是你的教练吗 Isn't Dalton one of your coaches?
蕾登 你千万不能告诉任何人 Leighton, I swear to God, you cannot tell anyone.
但我可能和已婚的助理教练有过不伦恋 Okay, but I may have had an affair with my married assistant coach.
-好 -那是个错误而且结束了 - Okay. - Look, it was a mistake and it's in the past.
但是你得郑重发誓 不会告诉任何人 Okay, but I need you to give me your solemn word that you're not gonna say anything to anyone.
郑重发誓 My solemn word?
我相信 这在你老家是了不得的八卦 Dude, while I'm sure this is considered some juicy stuff where you're from...
但我以前念纽约市的预校 I went to a New York prep school.
我开始跟酒保亲热的时候才十四岁 I've been making out with bartenders since I was, like, 14.
这也太超过了吧 That's disturbing.
但确实让我好过一点 But it does make me feel a little bit better.
我不知道 其实过去两周我一直很低潮 I don't know, I've honestly been low-key depressed about this for the past couple weeks.
要不要找个地方聊聊 Do you want to hang out and talk about it?
我现在就能推掉女性中心的事 I can bail on this women's center thing right now.
不用了 谢谢 你不用这么做 Oh, no, that's nice of you, but you don't have to do that.
太迟了 我已经把你当作借口了 Ah, it's too late. I already used you as an excuse.
我说我的少数族裔室友有心事 I told them "my BIPOC roommate was in crisis."
好 Okay.
你知道哪些字跟安索艾格特的蜜大腿押韵吗 Hey, can you think of something that rhymes with "Ansel Elgort's thick thighs"?
不知道耶 I don't think I can.
我还在写卡特兰社的稿子 I'm so in my head about this final Catullan submission.
不是我夸张 但我明天交出去的六篇作品 Not to be dramatic, but the six pieces I submit tomorrow
将会决定我这辈子的喜剧事业 will determine the rest of my entire comedy career.
贝拉 你的稿子超爆笑 Bela, your packet is so funny.
我每一篇都爱 包括那些我听不懂的 I liked every single piece. Even the ones I didn't understand.
要命 你跟尼可还真是卯起来传简讯 Damn, you and Nico are texting non-stop.
对 但我得把手机收好才能专心 Yeah, but I have to put my phone away and focus.
我在啜饮馆有六个小时的班 还有堆积如山的作业 I have a six-hour shift at Sips and so much homework to catch up on.
今天不能再想他了 要专心办正事 For the rest of the day, I'm tuning him out and I'm getting things done.
最好是 I'm sure you will.
抱歉迟到了 我被反锁在房间外 I'm sorry I'm late. I got locked out of my room.
结果又忘记锁门 我20分钟就回来 And I forgot to lock it again. I'll be back in 20 minutes.
搞什么鬼 The f**k?
我要去帮朋友忙 大概去14分钟就好 I have to help a friend with something. I'll be back in 14 minutes.
我宿舍有紧急状况 我去八分钟半就回来 My dorm is having an emergency. I'll be back in eight in a half minutes.
要命 Oh, shit.
开什么玩笑 克里斯排名一定是潘恩汉斯沃伊凡‥ Are you kidding me? When it comes to Chrisses it goes Pine, Hemsworth, Evans, and...
在听吗 Hello?
抱歉 看到那个男生了吗 Sorry. Do you see that guy over there?
他叫迦南 我们算是有过一段 His name's Canaan. We kind of hooked up.
惠妮 那个男的超帅 你该找的是那种人 Whitney, that guy is so hot. Okay, that is the kind of guy that you need to be going for.
而不是某个高中之后就走下坡的乡巴佬 Not some townie doofus who peaked in high school.
他是金柏丽在啜饮馆的同事 He works at Sips with Kimberly.
金柏丽在啜饮馆上班 我以为她是工友 Kimberly works at Sips? I could've sworn she was a janitor.
看他要坐下来吃饭了 Okay, look, he's sitting down to eat.
你还在等什么 快去跟他讲话 Well, what are you waiting for? Go talk to him.
不知道耶 我觉得好像该休息一下再展开新恋情 I don't know. I feel like I might need to take a beat before jumping into someone new.
错了‥这是新手常犯的错误 No... no, okay rookie mistake.
治疗情伤最好的方法就是马上搞个更性感的对象 The best way to get over somebody is to whore out with someone hotter
比方说他 right away, like him.
好 Okay.
对 Yeah.
嘿 Hey.
惠妮 好久不见 Whitney. It's been a minute.
- 要坐吗 - 好‥ - Want to sit? - Yeah. Yeah.
但我那票酷朋友一到 你就得离开了 Okay, but you will have to leave when my cooler friends get here.
我只能交六篇 得挑出最好的 I can only submit six pieces, so I need to pick the absolute best.
呃 嗯 Uh-huh.
所以我要听你诚实的意见 别对我口下留情 That's why I need your honest opinion. Don't go easy on me.
好 Uh-huh. Yep.
要休息一下吗 让你专心看我的作品 Hey, do you think we should take a break so you can give my packet your full focus?
你在开玩笑吧 我两件事要同时做 Are you kidding me? I want to do both at the same time.
你超风趣 搞得我好兴奋 You're so funny. It makes me so hard.
好 那你继续 All right, get back down there. Do your thing.
金柏丽伊迪芬 可你又迟到了 Kimberly Edie Finkle, late again.
对不起‥慢着 你怎么知道我的中间名 I'm very sorry. Wait, how do you know my middle name?
资料写的 不要改变话题 Payroll purposes, but don't change the subject, all right?
小姐 我快要发火了 You are on thin ice, young lady. Now grab that mop.
去拿拖把话剧社的学生在练习笑喷场景 Some of the theater kids have been practicing spit takes.
-你去清理 -好 - And you're gonna clean it up. - Okay.
你为什么一直迟到 So, why do you keep on being late?
我算是在跟某人交往 I've kind of been, like, with someone.
我就知道是因为你跟别人搞上了 I knew it was because you was f**king somebody.
-抱歉 我可以点餐吗 -不好意思我们正聊得起劲 - Uh, sorry. Can I order? - Excuse me, we're gabbing here.
是我想的那个人吗 Is it who I think it is?
他那话儿是黄金做的吗 Is his dick made out of gold?
对 是尼可感觉超棒的 我满脑子都是那件事 Yeah, it's Nico and it's amazing. But it's all I can think about.
昨天我整天的课都翘掉了 And yesterday, I skipped all my classes.
我经济学快要被当了 And I'm barely holding on to a C in Econ.
-班尼特教授的课 -对 - Econ with Professor Bennett? - Yeah.
跟他说你要加分 我去年就是这样 Just ask him for extra credit. That's what I did last year.
把乙上变成甲 我不是想炫耀我成绩好 And my B plus went to an A. And I'm not just saying it to brag about my grades
但我确实蛮聪明的 although I'm quite bright.
真的吗 那就太好了 我今天就去问他 Really? That would be so huge. I'll ask him about it today.
有人有苹果手机4的充电器吗 Does anyone have an iPhone 4 charger?
-抱歉 -没有 - I'm sorry. - No.
杰夫截稿两分钟前才交稿 不简单哦 Great job getting your submission in two minutes before the deadline, Jeff.
你的我要最后看 I'll be reading it last.
希望到时候尤达宝宝还没退流行 Hopefully your take on Baby Yoda is still fresh when I get to it.
尤达宝宝 这个哏已经冷掉了 "Baby Yoda." That shit is so played out.
就是啊 Totally.
我写了一篇 关于鲨鱼宝宝的 很尖酸 I wrote a piece about Baby Shark, though, and it's pretty biting.
各位 截止期限已到 All right, everyone. Final submissions are now closed.
迟交的只能自认倒霉 If anyone's late, they're outta luck.
谢谢各位的努力 Thank you all for your hard work.
艾瑞克评委和我 很期待拜读各位的作品 Eric, the board, and I are really looking forward to reading what you came up with.
如果决定选新社员 会在今晚通知 And if we choose any new members, tonight is gonna be tap night.
我们会去各位的房间 We'll come find you in your rooms and
把你们带走 展开长达数小时的传统仪式 whisk you away for hours of traditions that you cannot share
仪式不能跟任何人分享 包括未来的伴侣 with anyone, ever, including future spouses.
不过我们可能不会挑选新社员 But, again, we probably won't pick anyone.
我们大概会选二到四个人 We'll probably pick between two and four people.
伊凡洁琳 拜托不要‥ Evangeline, could you not...
评审委员会看过之前 各位的作品我会先收着 I will now take the submissions, and hold onto them until the board can reconvene to review them.
但我现在已经看到一些不堪入目的字体 干得好 But...straight off the bat, I see some insane and embarrassing font choices. So, way to go.
如果入选的话 就终于可以参观楼上了吗 Hey, if we get picked can we finally see the upstairs rooms?
要我偷偷带你上去看吗 Want me to sneak you up right now?
要 当然要 Oh, shit, yes. Yes.
等等 这样不会惹上麻烦吗 Wait, you don't think we'll get in trouble?
他们八点前不会回来 来 走吧 No one's coming back till 8.00. Come on. Let's go.
私人空间仅限社员
惠妮 我今晚跟迦南有约
谢谢你 蕾登
没想到我会这么说 I feel like it's a compliment to get catfished.
表示他真的很喜欢你 it means he must really like you.
我只是不懂 你怎么又上了你表哥的当 I just don't understand how you got catfished by your cousin, again.
他很会写诗 He just writes such beautiful sonnets.
金吉 这我们已经谈过了 Ginger, we've talked about this.
你不能让你表哥蓝迪为所欲为 You need to set boundaries with Randy, your cousin.
抱歉 迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
托娃 没事吧 You okay, Tova?
-我跟贝丝吹了 -什么 - It's over between me and Beth. - What?
怎么回事 你们很配耶 What happened? You two were such a cute couple.
我们本来要去她家过感恩节 We were supposed to go over to her house for Thanksgiving
她爸妈不介意她是女同志 and while her parents were cool with her being a lesbian
但她觉得他们可能不能接受我 she thought that I might be too much for them.
不能接受你的什么 What? What would be too much?
他们大概没见过非二元性别者 I guess they've never met someone who's non-binary
所以贝丝要我打扮得女性化一点 so Beth wanted me to fem it up.
去她的 Oh, f**k that.
你可能得快点告诉我们 你是哪一国的 Hey, you might quickly want to let us know what side you're on.
当然是托娃那一国的 Tova's, obviously.
老实说 我一开始来这里时 Look, when I first had to come here, I'll be real with you
觉得你们都好讨厌 I kind of thought you all sucked.
不是因为你们的身份认同 是因为你们的个性 Not for any identity reasons, just... personalities, you know?
但后来我开始了解你们 托娃我觉得你很棒 But then I got to know you. And Tova, I think you're pretty great.
你几乎酷到不属于这里 You are almost too cool to be here
但你还是一直来这 反而让你显得更酷 but, yet, you still come here.
这是贝丝的损失 Which kind of makes you cooler. So this is Beth's loss.
谢谢你 蕾登 Thank you, Leighton.
蕾登 很快问一下 你说到个性时指着我 Leighton, quick question. You pointed at me when you were talking about personalities.
没有 只是刚好罢了 No... no, I didn't. It just looked that way.
那没事 太好了 Oh, okay. Great.
如果你能帮我做研究 我很乐意帮你加分 I would be happy to offer extra credit for helping me with my research.
我的题目还蛮有趣的 It's actually pretty exciting stuff. Here..
拿去看看 take a look.
我好喜欢这些数据 好多写了资料的栏位 Oh, I love all this data. So many columns with information in them.
看起来好酷 Yeah, this looks so cool.
基本上我只需要你帮我计算数据 Okay, well basically, I just need help with data calculations
用蓝色资料夹里的原始资料 公式在绿色资料夹里 using the blue binder's raw data. The formula's in the green one.
蓝色和绿色资料夹 没问题 The blue one, the green one. Totally get it.
我要去开几个小时的会 Well, I have a meeting for the next few hours,
等我回来再说明我的预测数据 but when I get back I'll tell you how my data forecast changes in the oat milk industry
如何改变未来十年的燕麦奶产业 如果你想听的话 over the next decade. If you'd like that.
教授 我超想听的 Sir, I would love that.
祝你计算愉快 Have fun with that data.
这是什么鬼啊 What the f**k am I looking at?
尼可 你在哪里
好酷的画像 是劳勃许奈德吗 Whoa, cool portrait. Is that Rob Schneider?
不会吧 那是席德西泽 是电视喜剧之父 Are you kidding me? That's Sid Caesar. He basically created TV comedy.
不错嘛 你居然知道他 Nice. I'm surprised you know that.
天啊 那是周六夜现场的大字报吗 Holy shit, is that a real cue card from SNL?
那一集是裘德洛主持的 Jude Law hosted that one.
我知道周六夜现场 每一集的音乐嘉宾和主持人 从2000年开始 I can name the host and musical guest pairing of every episode of SNL since the year 2000.
证明给我看 Okay, prove it.
音乐嘉宾科恩乐队 Musical guest, Korn.
主持人是伊娃朗格利亚 Eva Longoria hosted.
-路达克里斯 -想耍我 - Ludacris. - You trying to trick me?
路达克里斯 他是主持人兼音乐嘉宾 Ludacris? He hosted and he was the musical guest.
好 那巨石强森主持的那集 音乐嘉宾是谁 Okay. Who was the musical guest when The Rock hosted?
正是巨石强森 也是半神人毛伊牙仙大帝 My boy Dwayne, AKA Maui the Demi-God
一共主持了五次 音乐嘉宾分别是乔治艾兹拉 AKA the Tooth Fairy, has hosted five times with musical guests George Ezra,
雷拉蒙太奇狂人安德鲁AC/DC和凯蒂佩芮 Ray LaMontagne Andrew WK, ACDC, and Katy Perry.
我很会模仿葛屁 I can do a good Stewie voice.
如果你们想听的话 If you want to hear it.
我要走了 谢谢你带我们上来 I think I'm gonna head out. Thanks for bringing us up here.
没事 Yep.
凯瑟琳强森宿舍
各位 这是惠妮 Yo, everyone. This is Whitney.
政二代 欢迎回来 Baby Senator. Welcome back.
她上次来在角落里站了好久 The last time she was here, she stood in the corner so long
我还以为她是她妈妈的随扈 I thought she was her mother's Secret Service.
那是洁拉 她今天起床后脾气似乎不太好 That's Jayla who apparently woke up this morning and chose violence.
你妈能介绍我认识崔维斯史考特吗 Can your mom introduce me to Travis Scott?
大概可以 Honestly, yeah. She probably could.
- 太酷了 -要不要喝点东西 - Sick. - Can I get you a drink?
-好 麻烦你 - 好的 - Yes, please. - Okay.
-来看看还剩什么 -好 - Let's see what they left for us. - Okay.
太夸张了 Oh, this is wild.
迦南居然大白天带女生出现 Is this Canaan with a girl in broad daylight?
跟你说 这小子从来不介绍他的女朋友给我们认识 Yeah, you should know, this guy never introduces us to girls.
都是晚上偷偷带女生进房间 活像是性爱蝙蝠侠 He just sneaks them into his room at night like some kind of sex Batman.
真的吗 你是性爱蝙蝠侠 Really? You're a sex Batman?
-不是 别听他乱讲 -是真的 - No, no. That's not true. - It is, though.
搞什么鬼 是谁放的慢歌 What the f**k? Who's playing a slow jam?
这是派对吧 不是读书会 I thought this was a turn-up, not a wind-down.
奈特音乐是怎么回事 Yo, Nate, what's up with the music?
你要留下来吃饭吗 Are you staying for dinner?
因为有玉米片 不是我爱吹牛但我们的料很棒 Because we're doing a nacho bar, and I don't mean to brag but we go pretty hard with the toppings station.
不行 我等等要去听阿卡贝拉 Oh, no. I actually have to leave in a bit to go to an acapella show.
天哪 你是认真的 Oh, wait. Are you serious?
没人得去听阿卡贝拉 Yeah, no one should ever have to go to an acapella show.
除非你很爱阿卡贝拉 Unless you, like, love acapella.
好 我看得出来各位对我有误解 Okay. I can tell I misrepresented myself this morning.
被人当成政二代 我还能勉强接受 And while I am somewhat okay with being known as the girl with the senator mom
但我拒绝让人以为我是阿卡贝拉爱好者 I am not okay as being known as the girl who likes acapella.
我是被逼的 I'm going against my will.
妈呀 这面签名墙超狂的 Holy shit, this autograph wall is insane.
天啊 茱莉路 易丝卓佛 当真吗 Oh, my God. Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Are you kidding me?
我爱死这个地方了 I love this place so much.
今天午夜 你就知道有没有被录取了 Well, by midnight tonight you'll know if you're in or not.
别提醒我 Don't remind me.
听我说 审议过程有时很疯狂 Look, the deliberations can get crazy.
但我会投你一票的 But I'll just tell you, I'm gonna vote for you.
我不确定艾瑞克喜欢我 I'm not sure Eric likes me enough.
艾瑞克谁都不喜欢 Eric doesn't like anyone.
我是他的室友兼挚友 他还是动不动就叫我劣等庸才 I'm his roommate and best friend and he regularly calls me a "talentless hack."
但他没说错吧 You are though, right?
别担心 艾瑞克 我会说服他投你一票的 Don't worry about Eric. I'll convince him you're worth a shot.
不会吧 那是伊莲娜斯屈奇吗 她最棒了 Holy shit. Is that Elaine Stritch? She's the greatest of all time.
她何时来过这里 是当她‥ When did she come here? Was it during her...
-我不想‥ -没关系大家都走了 - Hey...I don't It's okay. - Everybody's gone.
不是 我不想做你想做的事 No, I don't want to do whatever this is.
-真的吗 -对我 只是‥ - Seriously? - Yeah, I just...
我们没事吧 Are we cool?
对‥应该没事吧 Yeah, yeah, I guess. Yeah.
那就好 回头见 Okay. Great. Cool.
谢谢你带我来看这面墙 Well, I'll see ya. Thanks... thanks for the wall and stuff.
-你确定可以吗 -对 他说要去好几个小时 - You sure about this? - Yeah, he said he'd be gone for hours.
好火热 This is hot.
天啊 Oh, my God!
金柏丽 Kimberly.
教授 这是我的错 我愿意负全责 Sir, this is my fault and I take full responsibility.
如果您想举报的话就举报我 我是查德米克兰 If you want to report anyone, report me... Chad Mickland.
等等 尼可是你的小名吗 Wait, is Nico a nickname?
班尼特教授 我知道是我不对 Professor Bennett, I realize this was a horrible lapse in judgment.
但我上您的课上得很吃力 而且已经严重落后了 But I'm having a really hard time in your class and I'm so far behind.
-能不能再给我一次机会 -我给了你很多次机会 - So if you please could just give me one more chance. - You've had plenty of chances.
你上课迟到 作业没交 You've arrived late to class, you've missed assignments.
现在又在我的书桌上做爱 Now you made love on my desk.
只是接吻 他没把那话儿掏出来 We were only kissing. He never took it out.
-你跟他说 -说了应该也没用 - Tell him. - I don't think that's gonna help.
但是没错 我还来不及拿出来 But it's true, it wasn't out yet.
的确没有用 It does not help.
出去 Get outta here.
好 我这就出去 Oh, okay. I'm going...
但我还是很想听您对燕麦奶未来的看法 I would still love to hear your thoughts on oat milk futures, though.
-上网听 -明白 - Then you can listen to my TED Talk. - Got it.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
你跟那个人怎么样了 How's it going with you-know-who?
我正想找你谈这件事 我想我可能有性瘾 Actually, I kind of wanted to talk to you about that. I think I might be a sex addict.
不可能 你没有 I promise you, you are not.
-我们今天做了六次 -好多次 - We had sex six times today. - Okay, that's a lot.
差一点就七次了 但是被教授撞见 And it was almost seven, but then a professor walked in on us.
抱歉 你说什么 I'm sorry, what?
我不管看到什么 都会想到跟他做爱 Everything I see makes me think of having sex with him.
比方说你有没有注意到 校园的路灯柱很像阴茎 Like, have you noticed how phallic the lampposts on this campus are?
没有 I have not.
我来了 快拍张照证明我们来过 然后就可以闪人 Okay, I'm here. Can we take a quick photo for proof and then we can leave?
我在想第一首歌大声喝采 然后再溜走 I was thinking we would cheer really loud in the first song and then just scurry out.
-行 -好 - I can do that. - Okay.
-我来了 -你交稿了吗 - Hey, guys. - Hey, did you turn in your submission?
交了 Yeah, it's in.
还好吧 感觉你无精打采的 Is everything okay? You don't seem excited.
不知道 我很确定我不会被录取 I don't know. I'm just... I'm pretty sure I'm not getting in.
是你对自己的要求太高了 You're probably just being tough on yourself.
不是 但是没关系 也许这样最好 No, but it's fine. Maybe it's even for the best.
大家好 我们是阿卡费拉 Hello, everyone. We are the AcaFellas.
我们要让各位摇滚震撼 And we are ready to rock you.
不过我们只唱流行歌曲 Oh, though, to be clear, we only do pop covers.
三 四 Three, four.
哈 瓦 那‥ Havana, ooh, na na
我一半的心仍留在哈瓦那 Half of my heart is in Havana Ooh, na na
唱得好‥ Yes, Travis!
他看到我们了 可以走了 Okay, he saw us. Now we can leave.
以后不准再让我这么丢脸 None of you ever let me do anything this embarrassing.
♪ 哈瓦那♪ ♪ Havana. ♪
他的神态让我心动 他没有直接跟我问好 He didn't walk up With that "How you doin'?"
惠妮今晚又跟迦南有约 太棒了 Okay, Whitney is meeting up with Canaan again tonight. God, I love this.
不好意思 你居然会关心别人的幸福 I'm sorry. Are you invested in the happiness of someone else?
我不知道要怎么消化这项资讯 I do not know how to process this information.
她蛮酷的 是我三个室友中最正常的 She's kinda cool. And of the three of my roommates, she's definitely the most normal.
而且我发现 自己是很厉害的爱情军师 And it turns out, I am pretty good at giving dating advice.
对一个告诉收银员我是同事的人来说 你是很厉害 You are for someone who introduced me as a "business acquaintance" to a cashier.
听着 我这个人很低调 Okay, look, I'm not a showy person.
我不用穿上彩虹泳衣 在街上狂奔大叫‥ I don't need to put on a rainbow bathing suit
我有女朋友了 and run down the street screaming, "I have a girlfriend."
你有女朋友哦 Oh, you have a girlfriend.
对 Yeah.
不是 我是说‥我不知道 No, I mean... I don't know.
我有吗 Do I?
对 你有 Yeah, you do.
过来 Come here.
要命 政二代回来了 Oh, shit. Baby Senator's back, y'all.
大声婆 我这个绰号得改改 Uh-uh, we're gonna have to work on that nickname, "Loud Girl."
大声婆 什么 "Loud Girl"? Excuse me?
其实大声婆很不错 我嗓门的确很大 You know, actually, I love that. I am loud.
-你是大嗓门 -很高兴你回来了 - You are loud. - Glad you came back.
当然罗 我过去两个小时 只想着一件事 Of course I did. I spent the last two hours thinking about one thing.
甩掉迦南跟我走 Ditching Canaan for me?
什么 不是啦 是玉米片 What? No. Nachos.
达瑞斯 不可能会有人 为了你不要迦南 你疯了 Darius, no one would pick you over Canaan. That's insane.
贝拉‥ Bela... Bela!
贝拉摩赫查 卡特兰社录取你了 你接受吗 Bela Malhotra, you've been tapped by the Catullan. Do you accept?
-接受 我接受 -恭喜 - Yes. Yes, I do! - Congratulations.
你是实至名归 你的作品好精彩 You so deserve this. Your packet was amazing.
看你的作品快把我笑死了 你是不折不扣的天才 I was dying reading your stuff. You are an absolute genius.
我们以你为荣 We're so proud of you!
是的 Yes!
我们今晚不要做爱了 Hey, let's not have sex tonight.
好 我正想这么说 Okay, I was gonna say the same thing.
-真的吗 -假的 - Really? - No.
没关系 做别的事也行 我们可以看电视 It's all good. Okay, other options. We can watch TV.
-好主意 -好 - TV sounds good. - Okay.
但我不能待太晚 I can't stay late, though.
我得回去念书 因为经济学加分的事被我搞砸了 I have to study since I public sexed my way out of an Econ credit.
经济学的事我可以帮你 If you need help with that Econ grade, I can help.
懒得出题的教授的考古题 西塔会都有存档 Theta keeps copies of midterms and finals that lazy professors recycle year after year.
班尼特的考题都在这里 So if you want to know what's on Bennett's test
你要的话可以借你 it's right here. You could borrow it if you want.
不行 我不能借 No, no, I can't do that.
作弊违反了我所有的原则 Cheating is, sort of, the antithesis of everything I believe in.
好 你想怎样都行 All right. Whatever you want.
我想回你房间 What I want is to go back to your room, please.
有部讲工厂化农业的纪录片 我很想看 There's this new documentary on factory farming I really want to watch.
先是不做爱 现在又要看农业纪录片 Wow. First no sex, and now a farming doc.
今晚真是越来越火辣 This night just keeps getting hotter and hotter.
我再喝一杯就要变成关公了 I'm one glass away from getting Asian flush.
-你又还没喝 -没错 - You haven't had any yet. - Exactly.
玛雅来电
女朋友 Girlfriend...
我该问你 为什么有叫玛雅的女生半夜一点打给你吗 should I ask why a girl named Maya is calling you at 1.00am?
别担心 我们只是朋友 她这周末要来玩 Oh, my God, chill. She's just a friend. She's actually coming to visit in town this weekend.
跟你玩下面吗 To visit your vagina?
她对你不构成威胁 好吗 Maya is not a threat to you. Okay?
她是我哥哥尼可的女朋友 She's my brother Nico's girlfriend.
导 演 莱拉·纽格鲍尔