-早上好 -你好 - Morning. - Hi.
我得取消 I need to cancel.
是为明天准备的吗 This for tomorrow?
是啊 我确定 Uh, yeah, I'm sure.
我有电话进来了 那么 好 You know, that's my other line, so--OK.
好的 好的 OK, OK.
好的 再见 OK, goodbye.
喂 Hello?
你好 Oh, hi.
不 我今天整天都有约了 No, I have appointments all day.
是啊 我们可以自行布置 Oh, yeah, we can set up ourselves.
多少椅子 How many chairs?
很好 很好 Oh, great, great.
好的 OK.
好的 那4点后见了 OK, I'll see you after 4:00, then.
谢了 拜拜 Thanks. Bye.
跑得怎么样啊 So how was your run?
十月了外面还这么热 It's fuckin' hot for October.
来点法式土司吗 Want some French toast?
好啊 Yeah.
吉尔 Hey, Jill?
快点 亲爱的 快快 Come on, honey. Chop, chop.
他们推迟了我下午的会议 They pushed my afternoon sessions
所以我可以去见租场地的人了 so I can meet the rental guys.
你只要去取蛋糕就好了 All you have to do is get the cake.
-好的 -你觉得他知道吗 - Yeah, OK. - Do you think he knows?
不知道 怎么了 No. Why?
吉尔 快点好吗 Jill, I'm waiting!
汤米什么时候回来 Hey, when does Tommy get back?
我不是说了他早上有课 下课后就回来吗 Said he had a morning class and he'd come after that.
-好吧 -那么中午见了 - All right. - So I'll see you at noon.
你有饲养员的地址吗 You have the breeder's address?
谁的 The what?
饲养员 The breeder?
-就是那个卖狗的 -一定要今天吗 - For the puppy? - Oh. It has to be today?
是啊 今天就要办好 不然就要继续等 Yeah, we have to go today; otherwise we go on the wait list
-还会损失保证金 -中午是吧 我会去的 - and lose our deposit. - All right, OK. Noon. I'll be there.
玩得开心哦 Have a good day.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 Love you, too.
拜托 不要 Oh, don't. Please?
妈妈看招 Mommy attack!
我也来 Yeah!
太早了吧 Oh, yeah, way too early.
天啊 Oh, God.
太早了 孩子们 Oh, way too early, guys.
现在太早了点 Way too early.
-早上好 -早上好 - Good morning. - Good morning.
-早 -我爱你 - Hi, hi. - I love you.
我的兔子 My bunny is
真的软绵绵的... really soft and...
而且它的耳朵很大 its ears are, like, this big,
真的很大... and it's pretty big...
把手拿出来 小姐 Get your hand out of the box, miss.
-它爱吃萝卜 -不 - And he also eats carrots. - No.
杰里米 Jeremy.
别喂狗 Don't feed the dog.
-爸 -早 - Hey, Dad. - Yo!
你气色不错 You look nice.
今天我要去面试 Today's my interview.
是嘛 Today's your interview.
你说过会送孩子去学校的 You said you could take the kids to school.
当然我会的 对吗 孩子们 Of course I'm taking the kids to school, right, kids?
面试是什么 What's an interview?
-妈妈要有工作了 -正在找工作 - Mommy's getting a job. - Trying to get a job.
你想要吗 Do you want it?
是啊 Yeah, I do.
那你就会得到 Then you're gonna get it.
来嘛 Come on.
妈妈要有工作了 Mmm! Mommy's gettin' a job!
好棒 好棒 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah...
妈妈真棒 Hey! Mommy!
妈妈好棒 妈妈好棒 Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
只有脚踏实地的时候 才能感觉到脚的存在
你好 Hello?
劳里你好 我是辛格力医生 你好吗 Laurie, hi. Dr. Singley. How are you?
你好 我很好 Oh, hi. Fine.
我听说你取消了预约 I was told you canceled your appointment?
是啊 我女儿有个 Yeah, yeah, my daughter
科学竞赛 我想... has a science fair and I wanted to--
我觉得你明天还是过来一趟为好 I really think it's important for you to come in tomorrow.
我们已经没办法回头了 We're reaching the point of no return.
我知道 只是... I know. I just...
我... I...
我需要跟我丈夫商量下 I need to talk to my husband.
确实如此 Well, you should do that.
那你明天会来吗 And then you'll be in tomorrow?
是的 Yes.
那好 那到时候见了 Good. See you then.
早上好 Good morning.
帕蒂 你准备好进来了吗 Patti, you ready to come in?
是只猫吗 It's a cat?
是啊 哈哈哈 Yeah. Ha ha ha!
但它的身体是果饼做的 But it has a Pop Tart for its body,
只要点这里 and it's just shooting through space
彩虹就会从它的屁股里冒出来 and it has rainbows coming out of its butt
是不是很有意思 and it's just really happy about it.
没明白什么意思 I don't get it.
不是吧 爸爸 No, Dad,
你真不明白吗 you don't.
放学后你就直接回家 Yeah, and come home straight after school.
我和你妈需要你帮忙布置派对 Your mom and I need help setting up for the party.
其实他知道 Uh, he knows, you know.
不会有什么惊喜的 It's not gonna be a surprise.
我知道 只是先别告诉你妈 Yeah, I know, I know. Just please don't tell your mom.
你身上好大烟味 You smell like cigarettes.
什么 What?
拜拜 Bye.
出什么事了 What happened?
我不知道 他们突然都跑出来了 I don't know. They just all came running out.
有怪物 It's a monster!
它走了吗 Is it gone?
是什么 What was it?
是一头鹿 It--it was a deer.
我觉得可怕的事情就要发生了 I think something terrible's about to happen.
告诉我那是什么感觉 Tell me what that feels like.
感觉吗 What it feels like?
是啊 Yeah.
我是说 I mean...
为什么这次不一样了 why is this time different?
因为你之前说过 Because you've said this before,
而我们还在这里 and we're still here.
那几次... Those times...
就像是震颤 they were like...tremors.
这次 This...
这次更激烈 this is the big one...
好像世界末日要到了一样 like the world is gonna end.
告诉我是什么感觉 Then tell me how it feels.
好像一只手在我的胸膛里 Like a hand is inside my chest...
捏着我的心脏 and it's squeezing my heart...
越来越紧 tighter and tighter,
他不肯放手 除非一切结束 and he won't let me go until it's over.
他 "He"?
什么 What?
"他"不肯放手 "He" won't let go?
重点不是那个 It's not about that.
-不是吗 -不是 - It isn't? - No, no.
不是因为尼尔让你离开自己家吗 It's not about Neil telling you to leave your own house?
他付的钱 He paid for it.
那是他的房子 It's his house.
不是那样的 帕蒂 That's...not how it works, Patti.
但他要你走 你就走了 But he told you to go, so you went.
还有他对你说过的粗言秽语 And all those abusive things he said to you?
是那些让你觉得世界末日要来了 That's what makes you feel like the world is ending.
因为你没有无视那些东西 而是选择了相信 Because instead of ignoring those things, you--you believe them.
你吸收了他们 You absorb them.
那我最好把它们拉出来 Well, I guess I better shit 'em back out.
也许你是该如此 Maybe you should.
也许你该把那一切放进包里 Maybe you should put them in a bag
写上尼尔的名字 and write Neil's name on it
然后丢到他家的门阶上 and just...drop it right back off on his doorstep.
去吧 Come on.
如果这样能阻止世界末日 为什么不呢 Well, if it'll stop the world from ending, why the hell not?
没什么能阻止世界末日 Nothing's going to stop that.
我知道你为什么说笑话 I know why you're tellin' jokes,
因为你也能感受到 对吧 'cause you can feel it, too, can't you?
我知道你能 I know you can.
你身体里面 Something's wrong...
有问题 inside you.
抱歉 帕蒂 不是那样的 Sorry, Patti, that's just not true.
我没问题 There's nothing wrong with me.
你是议会的人 Well, you're on the council,
但没人知道你是谁 巴蒂·门罗是现任市长 but nobody knows who you are. Buddy Menlo is the incumbent.
他很受欢迎 很有知名度 He's popular, he has built-in name recognition,
离选举还有一个月 and we're a month out from the election,
所以我说实话 除非有奇迹 so if I'm being honest, barring a miracle,
否则我觉得你没机会 I don't think you stand a chance.
如果你不能帮我赢得选举 我为什么要雇你 And why should I hire you if you can't help me win?
因为我觉得你有一些进步思想... Because I think you have some progressive ideas for the town--
让我的进步思想见鬼去吧 Oh, fuck my progressive ideas.
你为什么想这样做 Why do you want to do this, uh...
诺拉·杜斯特 Nora Durst?
因为 Because...
我不想让我的大脑仅仅用在弄明白 I want to use my brain for more than figuring out
哪盒果汁是有机认证的这种事上 which juice box is certified organic.
我想 I want...
我需要为自己做点事 I need something for myself.
我知道我不是竞选纽约市市长 I know I'm not running for Mayor of New York City,
但是接下来的四周里 but for the next 4 weeks,
我需要你一心扑在这件事上 I need this to be your priority.
你说的果汁是什么意思啊 And what does that mean for the, um... juice boxes?
你不用担心 As far as you're concerned,
接下来的四周里 我没有家人 for the next 4 weeks, I don't have a family.
女议员 Councilwoman.
我在进行面试 I'm in the middle of an interview.
你今晚来参加我的活动吗 You comin' to my thing tonight?
你不该知道你今晚有活动 You're not supposed to know you're having a thing tonight.
但我知道了 你来不来 And yet I do know. You comin' or not?
我在进行面试 I'm in the middle of an interview.
你告诉她可以胜过巴蒂了吗 You tell her she could beat Buddy?
没有 Nope.
雇她吧 Hire her.
快出去吧 Now get the fuck out of here,
年度人物 Man of the Year.
我们是朋友 所以... We're, uh, just friends, so...
莫兰德 你负责第一大道和百老汇大道 Moorland, you've got First and Broadway,
你们不要认为自己躲过了一劫 and don't any of you think you dodged a bullet
因为你们都会去进行交通管制 'cause you'll all be getting traffic control
直到联合爱迪生公司搞定了输气管道 until Con Ed's done with the gas lines,
大概需要一周时间吧 which should be in about a week.
我的英雄
其它的好消息 Now, in other good news--
或者是坏消息 高温会持续 or bad news--this heat wave's gonna continue,
所以依然要进行用水限制 so water restriction is still in place,
也就是说任何在六点到十点之间 which means you issue a ticket to anybody
在草坪上洒水的人 你们都要给他们开罚单 who's sprinkling their lawns between 6:00 and 10:00
好像我们还遇上了鹿的问题 and it looks like we've got ourselves a deer problem.
据报告 有几头鹿被困在了建筑里 Reports of the fuckers gettin' stuck inside buildings.
有一头跑进了比吉超市 One wandered into the Biggie Superstore,
另一头闯进了罗莎莉·达莫迪的迎婴派对 another jammed through Rosalie Darmody's baby shower--
我觉得就一头 Think it's just one.
你说什么 Sorry?
鹿 Deer.
我觉得只有一头 I think it's just one.
你为什么这么认为 Oh, why do you think that?
我今早看见了 I saw it this morning.
在学校吗 At the school?
不 我在学校没看到 是那之前 No, I just missed it at the school. Before that.
我有个设想 局长 或许那东西 Just a theory, Chief-- maybe this thing's in heat
只是发情 想操副队长 and just wants to fuck the Lieutenant.
操你妈 路 Fuck you, Lou.
我不管到底是一只鹿 It doesn't matter to me if it's deer singular
还是几只鹿 or deer fuckin' plural.
你们有权打死它 You are authorized to put it down.
不用打死吧 Well, we don't need to kill it.
如果它危害大家的安全 If it's dangerous and unstable,
就得打死 yes, we do.
我们可以从动物管理局拿来麻醉枪 We get tranq guns from Animal Control.
如果看见它 把它麻醉了 带回森林 If we see it, we knock it out, bring it back to the woods,
放了它 let it go.
放了它吗 Let it go?
是的 Yes.
我们这样吧 OK, I'll make you a deal.
你用麻醉枪 You get a tranq gun,
我让调度台再接到举报电话就通知你 I'll have Dispatch inform you of any sightings,
你要是在其他配枪警察之前赶到现场 and you get there before anyone with an actual weapon?
上帝保佑 Hallelujah.
就留小鹿条命 Set Bambi free.
行吗 Good?
好的 行 Yes, good.
很好 Fantastic.
希望最近不会再见到各位 Now, I hope to not see any of you any time soon,
尤其是今晚 因为我讨厌派对 especially tonight, as I hate fuckin' parties.
散会 Dismissed.
喂 Hello?
爸爸 Dad.
汤米 你还好吗 Tommy, you OK?
我好像搞砸了 I think I fucked up.
你在哪里 Where are you?
他差不多清醒了 He's mostly sobered up.
那人没准备告他 Guy's not pressing charges.
-再有下次他就起诉了 -谢谢 - He will if there's a next time. - I appreciate it.
不客气 No problem.
来吧 Come on.
对不起 Sorry.
很高兴你找我了 Glad you called me.
-谢谢 -小意思 - Thank you. - Anytime.
走吧 没事了 Hey. Come on. It's OK.
他干了什么 What did he do?
这家吗 This the house?
求你别去 是我的错 爸爸 Please don't. It was my fault. Dad--
没事 我就找他谈谈 It's OK. Gonna talk to him.
替我喊下你爸爸好吗 Would you get your dad for me, please?
什么事 Yeah?
操 Shit.
你知道我是谁吗 You know who I am?
老兄 他一直往这跑 Look, man, he keeps coming here.
-发生了什么 -他喝醉了 - What happened? - He was drunk.
这都第三次了 我跟他说过... This is the third time. I already told him--
发生了什么 What happened?
他就是不明白我对这种事 He doesn't understand that this is not something
-不感兴趣 -你碰他了吗 - that I'm interested in. - Did you touch him?
他想闯进我家 He tried to come into my house.
-你碰他了吗 -我就是把他推出去... - Did you touch him? - All I did was push him back--
你敢再碰我儿子 If you touch my kid again,
我他妈杀了你 I will fuckin' kill you.
没事的 It-- it's OK.
你为什么要告诉我 Why'd you have to tell me?
你妈妈觉得 不告诉你和骗你是一样的 Your mother thought it would be the same as lying if we didn't.
你爸爸是我 不是他 I'm your father, not him.
我知道 I know.
你为什么总是这样 Why do you need to keep doing this?
因为他不该假装什么都没发生过 Because he shouldn't get to pretend like it never happened.
他对不起你和你妈妈 He did a terrible thing to you and your mother.
有时候你不得不假装 Sometimes you have to pretend.
看来有人很喜欢你啊 Well, well, looks like someone chose you.
那是妈妈吗 Is that the mother?
是的 第三窝了 Mm-hmm. Her third litter.
他们还这么小就得离开妈妈了 They seem so young to be away from her.
实际上都是很自然的 It's actually completely natural.
他们不再需要她了 They don't need her anymore.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
是我丈夫 It's my husband.
他不来了 He's not coming.
带它回去吧 Just bring him home.
我保证 你丈夫一看到就会立刻爱上它的 I promise, the minute your husband sees him, he'll fall in love.
不好意思 Sorry.
他们多可爱啊 They're wonderful, aren't they?
吉尔 亲爱的 你得把桌子收干净 Hey, Jill, honey, you got to clear off the table.
餐点就快送来了 我得布置桌子 The food's gonna be here, and I need to set up.
就好了 Almost done.
要我帮你吗 Want me to help you?
不用 谢谢 No, thanks.
我... So, I, uh,
我知道你明天要做报告 I know you have your presentation tomorrow,
我也真的很想去看 但是 and I really want to be there, but, uh,
我还有预约 我想... I have an appointment, and I tried to--
没事的 你去年也没去 That's OK. You weren't there last year.
我不是个好妈妈 I'm a terrible mother.
不用矫情 There's no need to be dramatic.
我没有矫情 I'm not being dramatic.
来吧 Come here!
你是全世界最好的妈妈了 You're the best mom in the whole world.
最好的妈妈 The best mom ever!
有人吗 Hello-o!
告诉妈妈她最好了 Tell Mom she's the best.
她就是最好的 Well, she is the best.
蛋糕呢 Where's the cake?
在我后面 Right behind me.
你回来了 You're home.
你们俩怎么一起回来了 Hey, what are you two doing together?
他车坏了 所以我去接的他 The car broke down, so I went and picked him up.
是的 Yeah.
气色不错呀 比利·雷 Lookin' good, Billy Ray!
感觉不错 路易斯 Feeling good, Louis.
好了 小伙伴们 派对要开始了 OK, team. Time to party.
上楼 Up.
银狐到达门口 Silver Fox approaching the door.
重复一遍 银狐到达门口 Repeat, Silver Fox approaching.
收到 Copy that.
他来了 He's here.
所有人 蹲下 蹲下 Uh, all right. Everyone, get down, get down.
他到了 保持安静 He's here. And quiet, stay quiet.
他知道的 He knows.
不扫兴能死吗 路 Oh, fuck off, Lou.
凯文在后面准备饮料 Kevin's out back, making some drinks.
你可以直接从厨房穿过去 You can just head through the kitchen.
惊喜 Surprise!
一群小混蛋 Motherfuckers.
汤米 过来 你可是大学生 Hey, Tommy. Come here, college boy!
男人之间的拥抱 Man hug!
男人之间的拥抱 男人之间的拥抱 Man hug! Man hug!
玛丽 你好 Hey, Mary, how you doing?
-谢谢你过来 -他惊讶得不得了 - Thank you so much for coming. - He was so surprised!
我也觉得 I think he was.
吉尔 Hey, Jill.
把这个拿到吧台去 亲爱的 You need to take that over to the bar, honey.
这音乐谁挑的 Who picked this music?
大人们挑的 拿到吧台去 Old people. Take it to the bar.
这房子真漂亮 Beautiful house.
凯文 你妻子肯定是个女强人 Kevin, your wife must do very well for herself.
谢谢"胯"奖啊 Oh, well, fuck you very much.
我要是当了市长 你最好别这样跟我说话 You better not talk to me like that when I'm mayor.
-那我肯定不会这样 -好的 - Oh, I'm sure. I won't. - OK!
等等 他没跟你说那头鹿的事吗 Wait, wait. He didn't tell you about the deer?
-什么鹿 -就是你丈夫想救下来 - What deer? - The one that your husband wants
然后放生野外的那头鹿呀 to rescue and free back into the wilderness.
显然 他们之间的关系非比寻常 Apparently, they've got a very special relationship.
这事特别奇怪 It's confused.
它总是把自己困在房子里 它 It just keeps trapping itself inside of buildings. It's...
真是可怜的小家伙 Aw. Poor thing.
感谢您 上帝 我替妈妈爸爸 Thank you, God, for mommy and daddy...
凯利还有布巴感谢您 Kylie and Bubba.
杰里米 别闹了 Jeremy, stop.
-祈祷什么的蠢透了 -别这样说 - Prayers are stupid. - Don't say that.
去挑本书 我十分钟后就去读给你听好吗 Go pick out a book. I'll come read to you in 10 minutes, OK?
来吧 上床 Come on. Up.
也许它家人都不在了 Maybe it lost its family.
谁 Who did?
那只鹿 The deer.
也许它是在我们学校找它的家人 Maybe it's looking for them at our school.
也许吧 但它不会再回来了 Maybe, but he's not gonna come back ever again, OK?
我保证 你是安全的 I promise. You're safe.
晚安 宝贝 Good night, my love.
晚安 妈妈 'Night, mommy.
你可以把灯都关掉的 You can turn it all the way.
真的吗 Are you sure?
我不怕了 I'm not scared anymore.
真是漫长的一天 Long day.
你说六点就回来的 You said 6:00.
有一个账目不对 One of the accounts fell apart.
我明天可以早点回来 I can come home early tomorrow.
我是不是错过了道晚安 Did I miss the window?
没有 进去吧 她还没睡着 No, go on in. She's still up.
太棒了 Fantastic.
进行得很顺利 It went great.
我的面试 My interview?
太棒了 Awesome.
然后 尊敬的黑德法官 So the honorable judge Hader
在庆典前偷偷走到我身边 sidles up to me before the ceremony.
他每年都参加 好像那庆典是他发明的一样 He's there every year, like he invented the fuckin' thing.
然后他说 恭喜你获得此等殊荣 And he says, "Congratulations on this great honor."
然后我就直视着那混蛋的眼睛 So I looked that cocksucker right in the eyes
说道 也不算是什么荣耀 and said, "Can't be that great.
毕竟这奖他们也颁给过你 They gave one to you."
所有人注意 所有人注意 Everybody? Everybody.
我代表 If I may,
公民神学协会 on behalf of the Civic Clergy Association,
我觉得我应该告诉大家为什么 I feel obligated to share with you why I nominated
提名我们的贵宾为梅普尔顿年度风云人物 our guest of honor for Mapleton Man of the Year.
原因是 The answer?
我不能提名我自己 I couldn't nominate myself.
但说真的 这个人 But seriously, this man, well,
他谦虚 亲切 he's humble, he's gracious,
他不喜欢我到处宣扬他是个多慷慨的人 he doesn't like me saying how generous he is
也不喜欢我到处宣扬他为教堂 or what he's done for the church,
为我 what he's done for me
为我们所有人所做的一切 or the people of this town.
但管他呢 我刚刚就这么做了 But, hell, I just did.
向局长致敬 Hail to the Chief.
向局长致敬 Hail to the Chief!
是啊 确实 Hear, hear.
这一段 我小时候 Uh, this is a part of something
局长总是念给我听 that Chief used to read to me when I was a kid.
一个人对着宇宙说 A man said to the universe,
先生 我存在 "Sir, I exist."
但是 宇宙回答到 "However", the universe replied,
这并不能让我感到 "The fact has not created in me
我需要对你负责 a sense of obligation."
很多人都觉得这个世界欠他们东西 A lot of people think that the world owes them something.
但你 爸爸 But you, Dad,
你一手打造了 you built your life...
你的人生 and mine
和我的人生 on your own.
现在 大家看看我 Now look at me, you know,
看看我现在的成就 and look what I got.
向家庭致敬 To family.
向家庭致敬 To family!
你就这么想被捉住吗 You're just askin' to get caught.
见鬼 Oh, shit.
还以为你戒烟了 Thought you quit.
戒烟期间放松一下而已 Takin' a break from quitting.
刚才的演讲很精彩 That was a beautiful speech.
我差点就相信你了 I almost believed you meant it.
我觉得我好像出问题了 I think something's fuckin' wrong with me.
我觉得你说得对 I think you're right.
为什么这样还不够 Why isn't it enough?
因为所有人 Because every man rebels
都反抗就是如此这一想法 against the idea that this is fuckin' it.
跟风车抗争 拯救少女 Fights windmills, saves fuckin' damsels,
都是为了找寻更伟大的目标 all in search of greater purpose.
你没有更伟大的目标 You have no greater purpose...
因为这已经够了 because it is enough.
所以不要废话了 好吗 So cut the shit, OK?
我觉得我们养狗的事 You know, I was thinking maybe we should
应该缓一缓 hold off on getting a dog.
真的吗 Really?
嗯 最近事太多了 Yeah, it's just...a lot.
我今天在饲养员那里都哭了 I started...crying at the breeder's today.
我突然不知所措了 I just got overwhelmed.
我觉得现在时机不是很对 Ah, I don't think the timing is right.
不 我们养吧 No, let's do it.
就明天 Tomorrow.
来 我们给孩子们一个惊喜 Come on. We'll surprise the kids.
过来 Come on.
我会帮你 不会让你不知所措 And I'll help, so you don't get overwhelmed.
好吗 OK?
好 OK.
你睡得还好吗 Did you sleep OK?
很好 Oh, great.
我得走了 I'm gonna run.
现在几点了 What time is it?
还很早 你不用起床 It's early. You don't have to get up.
没事 我醒了 It's OK. I'm up.
你纹了新纹身啊 Hey...you got a new one.
我很喜欢 I like it.
你也该去纹一个 You should get one, too.
可能吧 Mmm, maybe...
脖子上纹个"暴徒生活" "Thug Life" on my neck.
-要精致一点的 -绝对很棒 - Something really subtle. - Perfect.
天哪 Oh, God.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
怎么了 About what?
爸爸没告诉你吗 Dad didn't tell you?
没有 No.
天哪 我... Oh, boy. I, um...
去见迈克尔了 went to see Michael.
这样啊 Oh.
你不问原因吗 You're not gonna ask why?
我理解 I understand why.
没事 我可以忘记他 It's OK. I could just forget about him.
不要这样 Don't do that.
为什么 Why not?
因为... Because...
我作为专业人士告诉你 I can tell you as a trained professional,
这样没用的 it doesn't work.
美国邮政
准备好了吗 Are you ready?
你说什么 Excuse me?
我以为他是别人 I think he's someone else.
好 OK.
抱歉 我认错人了 I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else.
-劳里 -怎么了 - Laurie! - Yeah?
你肯定不会相信刚才发生的事 You are never gonna believe what just happened to me.
联合爱迪生公司铺设的燃气管线那里 You know, the uh, gas lines Con Edison's putting in?
一个井盖突然在我面前爆炸了 A manhole cover just exploded right in front of me.
就在距离我10英尺处 Missed me by, I don't know, 10 feet.
你刚才抽烟了吗 Did you just smoke?
什么 What?
你身上有烟味儿 You smell like cigarettes.
我其实无所谓 是你要戒烟的 I mean, I don't really care. You're the one that wanted to quit.
不过这次你该跟我说说实话的 Just be honest, this time.
什么这次 "This time"?
汤米告诉我迈克尔的事了 Tommy told me about Michael.
那你是因为我没告诉你生气了吗 Oh, so what, you're-- you're angry 'cause I didn't say something?
你为什么不告诉我 Why didn't you?
因为轮不到我来说啊 'Cause it's not my fuckin' place.
那什么轮得到你 凯文 What is your place, Kevin?
这里吗 Is it here?
跟我说实话 Be honest.
你不想让我说实话 You don't want me to be honest.
我当然想 Yes, I do.
好吧... OK. Um...
我抽烟了... I smoked...
我也不想养狗 and I don't want a dog.
你为什么不跟我直说 Why didn't you just tell me?
因为你想养狗 'Cause you wanted it.
喂 Hello?
刚才吗 Just now?
还 还在那里吗 Is--is it still there?
把地址发给我 我马上过去 Text me the address. I'm on my way over.
是那头鹿 It's the deer.
被困住了 It's trapped.
最好快去救它 Better go save it.
滚你妈 劳里 Fuck you, Laurie.
它还在屋里吗 Is it still in the house?
对 它从纱门径直进了客厅 Yeah, walked right through the screen door into the living room.
女士 先生 请你们先出去 Ma'am, sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the house.
我们不会出去的 That's not gonna happen.
它在楼上吗 It's upstairs?
它出去了 It went outside.
-天哪 -你没事吧 - Oh, my God. - You OK?
它 它莫名其妙就出现了 Uh, he--he came out of nowhere.
就是你
我已经等了20分钟了 I--I have been holding for 20 minutes.
不不不 不 不要 No, no, no, no! No--don't. I--no.
天哪 Oh, God!
劳里 Laurie?
你好 我是玛丽·詹姆森 Hi. Mary Jamison.
是你啊 你好 Of course. Hi.
昨晚的派对真棒 Such a beautiful party last night.
谢谢 谢谢夸奖 Oh, thank you, thank you.
你和马特去参加真是太好了 It was great to have you and Matt there.
他现在在里面 He's in there right now.
没事吧 Is everything OK?
医生说好像有什么东西 They think they saw something.
很遗憾 Oh, I'm so sorry.
昨晚他那么... Last night, he was so--heh!
我根本没看出来 I had no idea.
是啊 马特知道怎么假装坚强 Yeah, well, Matt knows how to put on a brave face.
他自幼多病 He was sick as a kid.
我们每隔几年都会经历一次 We go through this every couple of years.
我是指他 I mean, he does. Heh!
他从不让我跟他一起进去 He never lets me go in with him.
他害怕 He's scared.
他不想让你看到他那个样子 He doesn't want you to see him like that.
但是我看得见 But I do see it.
我宁愿跟他一起害怕 I'd rather us be afraid together.
我们去好好喝一杯 Oh, let's get drunk.
你喝吧 我来开车 Oh, you get drunk. I'll drive.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
去死吧 Going to hell.
可以给我根吗 Think I can get one of those?
好啊 Yeah.
给你 Here.
等等 我来 Hey, hey, hey. I got it.
它突然就出现了 I mean, it came out of nowhere.
它不属于这里 It didn't belong here.
我也是 Well, neither do I.
我是来开会的 I'm here for a conference,
现在是回饭店 and I was trying to get back to my hotel.
我错过发言机会了 Missed my turn.
女士 需要搭车吗 Lady, you need a lift?
能稍等一下吗 Oh, can I just get a minute?
抱歉 我得走了 但如果你需要搭车... Sorry, but I got to go, but if you need a ride or something--
我载她吧 I'll take her.
-是吗 -嗯 - Yeah? - Yeah.
-你确定吗 -确定 - You sure? - Yeah.
给我 Give it to me!
不要 No!
-这是我的 -别闹了 - It's mine! - Kids.
你又不需要了 You don't need it anymore!
把毯子给她 Give her the blanket.
要两手抱着杯子 记住 Two hands with the big-girl cup, please. That's the deal.
我饿了 妈妈 我饿了 I'm hungry, Mom, I'm hungry!
-我也饿了 -别闹了 - I'm hungry, too. - Stop, please.
-饭桌上不准玩手机 -你不也在玩 - No phones at the table. - Well, yours is out, too.
我是在等工作面试结果 I'm waiting to hear about the job.
-我的事也很重要 -我要吃东西 - Well, this is important, too. - I want food!
我要吃东西 I want food!
马上就来 孩子 It's comin', buddy.
-我要吃东西 -杰里米 - I want food! - Jeremy.
我要吃东西 I want food!
-别喊了 -我要吃东西 - Hey, cut it out. - I want food!
欢迎各位父母和同学 We'd like to welcome all parents
来参加我们一年一度的科学竞赛 and students to our annual Science Fair.
门口有所有项目 Please see the door for a list
以及所在地点的名单 of all projects and their locations.
我不是骗你 那边那个孩子好像 I'm not gonna lie, but I think the kid over there,
设计了冷核聚变 uh, cracked cold fusion.
真是糟透了 It looks terrible.
多棒啊 It's awesome.
天哪 Oh, God.
话说 妈妈和爸爸 So...Mom and Dad,
他们怎么回事 what's going on there?
什么意思 What do you mean?
你明知故问 You know what I mean.
我觉得他要走了 I think he's gonna leave.
孩子们 谁想帮我做电路 Hey, kids! Who wants to help make a circuit?
好 Oh, OK.
我们去做电路吧 We're gonna make a circuit.
我们非常想 We would absolutely love
做电路 是不是 to make a circuit, wouldn't we?
才不是 No. Aah!
谢谢 Thanks.
不客气 Sure. No problem.
我不知道为什么我... I don't know why I just...
我很伤心 I feel sad.
那是个该死的动物啊 I mean, it was a fucking animal.
你是个好人吗 Are you a good guy?
什么 What?
你是个好人吗 Are you a good guy?
不是 No.
你想进来吗 You want to come in?
恶心吗 Any nausea?
有时候会 Comes and goes.
如果继续的话 我觉得你该 If we move forward, I'd like you to meet
见见咨询师 探讨一下你的选择 with a counselor to discuss your options.
我想先看看 可以吗 I'd like to take a look. Is that all right with you?
我还没告诉我丈夫 I haven't told my husband yet.
是他的吗 Is it his?
是 Yes.
当然是了 Of course.
放松就行 OK, just relax.
找到了 There it is.
看起来不错 Looks good.
非常健康 Perfectly healthy.
你想听听孩子的心跳吗 Do you want to hear the heartbeat?
该死 我让你用两只手拿着 Goddamn it! I said two hands!
喂 Hello?
怎么回事 What was that?