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翻译 青椒 春天里的小熊 肥嘟嘟
翻译 学术男优 桑葚 冬麟
翻译 Lynn_宁 Roya capitaljack
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时间轴 大葱 cci小白
后期 8T
总监 红枫Gabriel
《我们的生活》前情回顾 Previously on This Is Us...
其实 我小时候 You know, when I was a kid,
超级迷恋《星球大战》 I was obsessed with Star Wars.
卢克 维德 莉亚 欧比旺 Luke, Vader, Leia, Obi-Wan.
他们是局内人 They were on the inside.
开拍 Action!
小凯去戒毒所了 Kev's in rehab.
我让凯文去戒毒所了 I let Kevin get sent to rehab.
你知道吗 我为你感到非常骄傲 凯文 You know what, I'm very proud of you, Kevin,
可是外面和这里不一样 but in here is in here, but out there,
-犯错只是一秒钟的事 -对 - just takes one second to slip up. - Yeah.
各因素对植物生长的影响
我的养父帮助了我 My foster dad helped me with that.
你要是想知道什么对她最好 If you want to know what's best for her,
那就是我 等我一出狱 it's me, and the second I get out of here,
就会去找她 I'm coming back for her.
宝贝 Hey, girl.
我会想她的 I'm gonna miss her.
我也是 Me, too.
你好 Hello.
再一次 Another...
我老婆打出了一招五七绝杀 five-seven split by my wife.
真厉害 我老公精通所有保龄球术语 I love it. My husband knows all the bowling lingo.
这一周年纪念日也太开心了 This is the best first anniversary ever.
-宝贝 -怎么 - Hey, babe? - Mm-hmm?
你准备好收礼物了吗 Are you ready for your gift?
因为你总是在废纸上写写画画 Because you're always scribbling on all those scraps of paper,
于是我就全收了起来 然后装裱了 I started collecting them and then I had them bound.
是不是有点蠢 Is it stupid?
-因为我当时做的时候... -怎么 - 'Cause in my mind, when I was doing it, - What?
觉得特别浪漫 it was really romantic.
丽贝卡 这简直是最浪漫的礼物 Rebecca, th-this is the most romantic gift ever.
我爱你 I love you.
皮尔森先生 皮尔森夫人 Mr. And Mrs. Pearson,
请移步至30球道 享受特别舞蹈 please make your way to lane 30 for a very special dance.
我的天哪 杰克 Holy crap, Jack.
纪念日快乐 Happy anniversary.
敬我们的四年 To four years.
敬我们的四年 Mm. To four years.
现在想收礼物吗 Do you want your gift?
-想 -想吗 到时间啦 - Yeah. - Yeah? It's time?
好 All right.
我一直在等什么时候给你 I've been waiting to give this to you.
快打开 Open it.
傻瓜 Silly.
因为你经常说起 Because you're always talking about
杰克·皮尔森
工地上的新人总拿你的锤子 how the new guys on the job sites take your hammer.
太好看了 That is beautiful.
宝贝 我好喜欢 Babe, I love it.
杰克 Jack.
纪念日快乐 Happy anniversary.
纪念日快乐 宝贝 Oh, happy anniversary, babe.
你能否保证 今天早上 Do you promise me there aren't any
别给我任何浪漫大惊喜 big grand gestures planned this morning?
好的 今年不会了 No. No, not this year.
好 因为你保证过 所以我什么都没买 Okay. 'Cause you promised, and I didn't get you anything.
我知道 Oh, I know. I know.
帕特里克·斯威兹不会突然 Patrick Swayze's not gonna pop out
美国著名演员
从咱们家衣柜出现吧 of our closet, is he?
-你每次都想斯威兹 -我怎么知道 - It's always Swayze with you. - I don't know.
-抱歉 -不会 今年没有大惊喜 - Sorry. - No. No big grand gestures.
没有礼物 No gifts.
不必内疚 No guilt.
这是你今年要求的 所以我会听话 That's what you asked for this year, and I'm obeying.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我们早点哄孩子睡觉 We'll get the kids to bed early.
大概... Say around...
-美国东部时间八点半 -好 - 8:30 Eastern Standard Time. - Yeah.
然后我们立刻回来床上 And then we'll be right back here in bed
-看《铁面英雄》大结局 -好 谢谢 - watching The Commish finale. - Yes. Thank you.
这就是我今年想要的 That's all I want, just one year.
我最喜欢的两个男人 你 还有铁面英雄 My two favorite guys: you and The Commish.
好 Yeah.
怎么了 宝贝 What's going on, honey?
我妈不知道我来这里 My mom doesn't know I'm here.
我们的燃气费逾期没交 We're past due on our gas.
已经好几周没有供暖了 We haven't had heat in a couple of weeks.
我们需要89.34美金 We need $89.34.
我不知道还能去找谁 I didn't know where else to go.
没关系 It's okay.
我这就打给你妈妈 Hey, uh, I'm gonna call your mom
我来开一个定期存款账户... and I'm gonna set up a recurring direct deposit until...
-兰德尔 -不 她不会要的 - Randall. - No. She won't take it.
我不需要你多给 Look, I don't need extra,
但我想要现金 才能跟她说 but it needs to be cash so I can tell her
是我住在这里时存下来的零花钱 that I saved up my allowance from when I was here.
需要在琳达女士下次来之前 把供暖弄好 We need the heat back on before Miss Linda does her next visit.
来吧 我送你回家 Come on. I'll give you a ride home.
我不会露面 I won't come up.
但你得答应我一件事 黛佳 But you got to promise me something, Deja.
如果再有类似的事发生 If something like this ever happens again,
或者有任何需要 你给我们打电话 好吗 or if you need anything, you call us, okay?
别等暖气停了才来 随时给我们打电话 You don't wait for the heat to go off. You call us.
走吧 Come on.
女儿们送去你妈家了 The girls are at your mom's.
我所有亮闪闪的首饰都打包好了 Everything I own with glitter is packed.
离出发还有三十分钟 It is T-minus 30 minutes to departure.
要去维加斯了 宝贝 Vegas, baby!
你按照大小 颜色和材质分类整理的 Where are the neat piles organized by
那一堆一堆东西在哪儿呢 size, color and material, man?
-或许我们不该去 -什么 - Maybe we shouldn't go. - Huh? What?
不行 你不能失约托比的单身汉派对 No. You can't bail on Toby's bachelor party.
我也不能失约凯特的单身女郎派对 And I can't bail on Kate's bachelorette, so...
想想 万一黛佳需要我们 Look, what if Deja needs us
而我们远在国家的另一端怎么办 and we're on the other side of the country?
已经几周了 她没再打过电话 Hey. It's been weeks. She hasn't called.
好吗 这是件好事 Okay? That's a good thing.
这意味着她妈妈表现得不错 That means her mom is doing good.
如果她表现不好 琳达就会介入的 And if she's not, then Linda will step in, you know?
我们能做的就这些 不然我们会把自己逼疯 That's all we can do, or we're gonna drive ourselves crazy.
好吗 事实就是如此 Okay? It is what it is.
好吧 Okay.
好了 赶紧的 宝贝 你爱拉斯维加斯 All right? Now, come on. Baby, you love Vegas.
给我模仿一下《雨人》的21点[扑克游戏] Do Rain Man blackjack for me.
我不太想模仿《雨人》21点 I don't feel like doing Rain Man blackjack.
好吧 Okay.
你知道他们其实并不想我们去的 对吧 You know we're pity invites, right?
没人会希望自己在维加斯疯的时候 Nobody wants their brother- or sister-in-law
还有大舅子小姑子在场看着 watching them go wild in Vegas.
哪怕是出于怜悯的邀请我也不介意 好吗 Hey. I'm totally down with a pity invite, okay?
我确实值得怜悯 I deserve a pity invite.
我有两个孩子 干着全职工作 I have two children, work a full-time job,
还经营一栋出租公寓 and manage a tenement,
就因为你看到一幅壁画 想象了一只猫 because you saw a mural and imagined a cat.
这是我应得的 Hey, I deserve this.
肯定会有16点对9点的情况 Definitely have a 16 against a nine.
肯定会再要牌 16加5就是21 Definitely gonna hit. 16 plus five is 21.
这绝对是一只赢牌的手 It's definitely a winning hand.
绝对是一只赢牌的手 Definitely a winning hand.
维加斯啊 宝贝 Vegas, baby!
拉斯维加斯 Vegas!
魔力麦克现场秀 拉斯维加斯
这是一场现场表演的魔力麦克秀 It's a live Magic Mike show.
在现实中再现电影场景 Like the movie but in real life.
据说就像是真的身处《魔力麦克》电影中 They say it's like literally being inside of Magic Mike.
麦迪逊 这可说不好 Madison, I don't know. I don't know.
-这些油又是什么 还有...-亲爱的 - Like, what's all the oil and... Yeah. - Hey, hon.
我想... 麦迪逊又来了啊 I was just-- Oh. Madison's here, again.
你好啊 拖把[三角巧克力] Hey, Toblerone.
我真不喜欢这称呼 I really don't like that.
我正为这次兄弟狂欢夜打包行李 Uh, I'm packing for this Vegas bromance-a-thon,
我就想问问 究竟是选 and I'm trying to figure out if I go
克鲁尼海蓝 还是辛纳特拉海蓝 Clooney Ocean or Sinatra Ocean.
我需要未婚妻的智慧 I need fiancee wisdom.
托比 Toby.
你是个贼 还是个骗子 You're a thief and a liar.
我只在做贼这事上撒了谎 I only lied about being a thief.
好 你说得对 克鲁尼海蓝 Yep, you're right. Clooney Ocean.
你总是对的 我喜欢 所以我才要娶你 You're always right. I like it. That's why I put a ring on it.
你俩简直就是迈克和茉莉 You guys are so Mike and Molly,
美国喜剧《迈克和茉莉》角色
-我快受不了了 -你真讨厌 - I can't stand it. - I hate you so much.
好了 我走了 Okay, I am out.
凯特 机场见 Kate, I will see you at the airport.
别有压力 我都安排好了 Don't stress. I'm all over this.
就是这样我才有压力 That's what I'm stressed about.
回见 托比·布莱恩特[故意喊错姓氏] Later, Toby Bryant!
知道吗 你不能再这样了 You know what? You got to stop doing that,
因为那... 'cause that's...
托比·布莱恩特也挺好的 我喜欢 You know, I like Toby Bryant. That's good.
怎么了 你没事吧 What's going on? You okay?
揉揉肚子 Joint belly rub?
-你还是狗 -狗先吧 过来 - You or the dog? - Uh, dog first. Come here, buddy.
翻过来 小狗翻身 Flip it. Flipper pup.
我希望我们能一起开维加斯派对 I wish we were doing our Vegas parties together.
我也是 但正因为如此我们才应该要分开办 Me, too. But that's exactly why we should be doing them apart,
因为我们过分互相依赖 明白吗 because we are wildly codependent, all right?
我不得不费劲找了几个非常书呆子的朋友 I had to scrape the bottom of a very nerdy friend barrel
才算凑成了单身汉派对 to even have a bachelor party.
你那边是麦迪逊在负责 Madison is running point on yours,
老天啊 麦迪逊 for God's sake. Madison.
至少你的派对上有兰德尔 Well, at least you get Randall at yours.
-兰德尔能让任何事变有趣 -对 确实 - Randall can make anything fun. - Yeah, he can.
至少我印象中是这样 At least I-- that's how I remember it,
在我以前和他朝夕相处的时候 when I actually, you know, used to see him.
而我这边是贝丝 一个我们相处的时间 And I get Beth, who I've spent a sum total of seven minutes
总共才七分钟的人 alone with my entire life.
-贝丝挺好的 -好 那你带她 - Come on, Beth is great. - Okay, you take her.
-我和兰德尔一起 -不不不 不行 - And I'll take Randall. - Oh, no-no-no-no-no.
皮尔森兄弟这周末都是我的 The Brothers Pearson are all mine this weekend.
一勺黑巧克力味的皮尔森 I got one scoop of dark chocolate Pearson,
再加一勺奶油香草味的皮尔森 and one scoop of creamy vanilla Pearson,
我就是把他们聚集在一起的 and I'm gonna be the ruddy strawberry
红红的小草莓 宝贝 that brings it all together, baby.
我很遗憾你弟弟来不了了 I'm sorry that your brother couldn't make it.
你说得太轻描淡写了 Yeah, well, that's an understatement.
我还没问出口 他甚至有上百个借口等着我 He had a hundred excuses before I even got the question out.
但好消息是 我们很快就能回来 But good news is we'll be back here in no time,
和这个大家伙躺在床上 laying in bed with this big fella.
讲述我们在维加斯大战的故事 Huh? Recounting our Vegas war stories.
这样我们就至少未来一年内 Huh? And then we won't have to have
不需要去操心处理外部关系了 another external relationship for at least another year.
看吧 你总是知道怎么安慰人 See, you always know what to say.
是的 好了 Yeah. All right.
走开 到我了 Scoot that. My turn.
哪里 是在这吗 Oh. What, what? Right here? Right here? -
我们的生活 第二季 第十六集
凯特宝贝 现在我要做什么形状的 All right, Katie girl, what shape should I try?
得克萨斯州 Mm, Texas.
得克萨斯州 Texas.
好的 Okay.
-爸爸 -嗯 - Dad. - Yeah.
你今天不是应该做一些特别的事情 Aren't you supposed to do special stuff today
来告诉妈妈你爱她之类的吗 to show Mom that you love her, or whatever?
我们今年不做特别的事了 We're taking the year off from the special stuff,
但我还是一如既往地爱你妈妈 but I love your mom always.
但你以前都会做些什么的 But you always do something.
我知道 只是今年不允许我这么做了 Yeah, I know. I'm just, I'm not allowed to this year.
-那要是我们为你们做些事情呢 -对 - What if we did something for you guys? - Yeah!
全都交给我们了 我们保证 We'd do everything. We promise.
好啊 如果是你们来的话 Okay, so if you do everything,
那么严格来讲我并没有违反规定 then technically I'm not breaking the rules.
-那你们有什么想法 -我们可以做饭 - Okay, what'd you have in mind? - Uh, we'll make dinner.
怎么了 Hey. What is going on?
你们几个家伙在密谋什么 What are you guys conspiring about?
我们要为你们举办一个盛大的纪念日派对 We're gonna throw you guys a big anniversary party!
我准备好吃煎饼了 I'm ready for pancakes!
-我也是 -还要加巧克力片 - Me, too! - With chocolate chips!
-我... -杰克 - I... - Jack.
不 不是我 No. Wasn't me.
亲爱的 Damn, baby!
我现在就能感受到维加斯的氛围 I am feeling Vegas right now!
我们去做一些疯狂的事 去跳伞吧 Let's do something crazy. Let's go skydiving.
磕点药然后去看那个魔术师 Oh, let's go take Ecstasy and see the magician
-被狮子吃掉的魔术 -我打个电话给黛佳 - that got ate by the lion. - I think I'm just gonna call Deja.
很快的 让她知道我们在维加斯 Real quick. Let her know we're in Vegas.
-就... -不 这里是无黛佳区 - Just... - No, no, no. This is a Deja-free zone.
万一她去家里而咱们不在怎么办 Um, what if she comes to the house and we're not there?
兰德尔 你认真的吗 Randall, are you serious?
抱歉 Sorry.
我想我只是不能像你一样淡然 I guess I just can't, what, detach like you can.
-淡然 -好了 这还用说吗 - Detach? - Come on, man, cut me some slack.
你是理性的大脑 我是感性的心脏 You know you're the head, I'm the heart.
黛佳已经不是我们家的一员了 好吗 Deja's no longer a part of our home, okay?
还假装她是的话 这对谁都不公平 It's not fair to anyone involved to keep acting like she is.
你知道的 You know that.
对 Yeah.
你说得对 Yeah, you're right.
大脑做出的判断永远是对的 Well, the head is always right, I guess.
我是说你能从黛佳的情况中脱离出来 I said you were able to detach from this Deja situation,
-不是你被脱离了 -我知道 - not that you were detached. - Yep.
称你为大脑是一种称赞 Calling you the head was a compliment.
我认为是一种赞扬 I meant it as a compliment.
谢谢你的赞扬 Thank you for the compliment.
-干净的毛巾 -进来吧 - Fresh towels. - Come on in.
我叫你来不只是要干净毛巾的 我... I didn't just call you in here for fresh towels. I, uh...
还想给你看点东西 I want to show you something.
-你叫什么 -雷娜塔 - And what's your name? - Renata.
雷娜塔 看看这 你知道这是什么吗 Renata. Look at this right here. You know what that is?
这里有27瓶酒 There's 27 bottles of alcohol in there.
从我十八岁开始 我来过维加斯大概... Since I was 18, I've been to Vegas probably--
我也不知道 五十次吧 I don't know-- 50 times.
你猜猜 这五十次里 And of those 50 times, I want you to guess
有多少次我喝到不省人事 how many I've been absolutely blackout drunk for.
-每次 -对 每一次都是 - All of them. - All of them. Yes. Every single one of 'em.
棒 你很擅长这个游戏 你怎么知道 Good job. You're good at this game. How did you know that?
你是那个喝醉了酒 You're Rehab Manny who got drunk
还开车带女儿的戒酒奶爸 and ran over his daughter with a car.
雷娜塔 新闻上看的东西不能全信 Renata, you can't believe everything you read.
但是 在这个时候来维加斯 But, anyway, uh, coming to Vegas at this point in my life
就好像是来到了我的珠穆朗玛峰 is like, um... it's like my Mount Everest, okay?
而我要征服它 And I'm gonna conquer it.
所以等明天 当你回到这 So, tomorrow, when you come in here, right,
你走到这里 数一数这里还有27瓶 you're gonna walk over here, you're gonna count 27 bottles
完整未开的酒 然后手伸到这里 of unopened alcohol, you're gonna reach over here,
拿走我留给你的一百美元小费 you're gonna grab that $100 tip that I'm leaving for you,
你会因为参与到我这个陌生人的旅途中 and you're gonna feel so good about being part
而感到心情愉悦 of this stranger's journey, all right?
你亲眼见证了 The, uh, the Rehab Manny,
被你亲切地称为戒酒奶爸的人征服了 as you so lovingly called him, that you witnessed conquer
他自己的珠穆朗玛峰 his personal Mount Everest.
你还要毛巾吗 Do you still want towels?
当然 Sure.
贝丝 Beth!
-你来了 -是啊 我们刚到 - You made it! - Yeah, we just got in.
进来吗 Do you want to come in?
-好啊 -好的 - Yeah. - Okay.
兰德尔 我的好兄弟 Ah, Randall! My main man!
-你怎么样 我都还好 -来击个掌 - How you doing? I'm all right. - Boom!
她们都是我在互助小组的朋友 These are my girls from the support group.
-这是莉斯 这是劳丽 -你好 贝丝 - It's Liz, and this is Laurie. - Nice to meet you. Beth.
-太棒了 -这是舒特 - Gorgeous. - This is, uh, Shooter.
-你好 -这是里克和斯图 我同事 - How you doing? Pleasure. - We got Rick and Stu, my stud buds
-信息技术部门的 -你好 里克 - from the I.T. office. - What up, Rick?
-斯图 抱歉 这是里克 -比尔 - Stu! Sorry! This is Rick. Pleasure. - Bill.
她来了 And there she is.
这是麦迪逊 幕后筹划人 This is Madison, the mastermind.
-都是你筹划的吗 -我可想见你了 - Oh. You did all this? - I've been dying to meet you!
来给我个拥抱 Come here. Give me a hug.
-大伙们 我来了 -大家肯定都认识他 - Hey-o! Here we are! - Oh! Think you know that guy.
-你怎么样 兄弟 -不错啊 你呢 - How you doing, bro? - Good. You?
-我很好 谢谢 -很高兴见到你 - I'm doing well, thanks. - All right. Good to see you.
-很高兴见到你 -我们来为这个家伙庆祝 - Good to see you. - Celebrating this guy.
介意我插进来吗 You mind if I get in here?
凯特把客人名单寄出去之后 When Kate sent out the guest list,
我就在"照片墙"关注你了 I followed you on Insta.
你的发型总是千变万化 太好看了 Your hair is always different, and I am obsessed.
姑娘们 我这儿有派对礼物 Girls, I've got party gifts.
看看他们 Look at these guys.
-当代的鼠帮乐队 -你们... - Modern day Rat Pack, huh? - You guys...
我还没准备好 I'm-I'm not ready.
我爱大屌
真的是很时髦 Classy. Literary.
-敬托比 -敬托比 - To Toby! - Toby!
-敬凯特 -敬凯特 - To Kate! - To Kate!
一口闷 厉害了 一口闷 Oh, straight from the bottle. Okay. Straight from the bottle.
什么是普罗旺斯的香料 What's herbes de Provence?
我不知道 伙计 I don't know, bud.
你确定你不考虑做点 But are you sure you just don't want to make
意大利面什么的吗 spaghetti or something?
妈妈不是在凯特的钢琴独奏会上说 Didn't Mom say at Kate's piano recital
她一直想尝尝童子鸡吗 that she always wanted to try Cornish hens?
是说过 She did.
那就做吧 爸爸 Then get in the game, Dad.
河湾公共图书馆
紧跟着我 Just stick with me, kid.
-兰德尔 -安德鲁 布莱斯 你们好 - Hey Randle. - Andrew, Bryce, in my hood.
《物理》
你们打算去哪进行这项绝密的研究 Hey, where are you guys gonna be doing this top secret research?
-研究站就在后面 -好的 - Research station is in the back. - Okay.
-来吧 凯特 -要是有什么需要帮忙的 - Come on, Kate! - Well, find me if you need
-随时找我 -好的妈妈 - any help. - Okay, Mom!
我在想 我们这里结束之后 Hey, so I'm thinking, after we settle up here,
可以再去酒吧 然后我们还可以去 we hit the "Clurb," and then, uh, and then maybe we go do
维加斯老城赌上两把 some gambling down in gritty Old Vegas,
-就像《全职浪子》演的 -好啊 - like in Swingers. - Yeah!
因为脱衣舞虽好 可市中心才是真正的圣地 'Cause the Strip is hip, but downtown is where it's at.
还需要喝点什么吗 先生们 Something else to drink, gentlemen?
再给我来杯苏打水加柠檬 谢谢 I will do another soda water with a lime, please.
我不用了 谢谢 I'm all set. Thanks.
听着 谢谢你能来 Uh, hey, listen, thanks for coming out.
我知道你现在在戒酒... I-I know this alcohol thing can be kind of...
不 没关系 别担心这个 No, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
-没事的 谢谢关心 -好的 - It's fine. Thank you. - Okay.
对了各位 听着 当时兰德尔的单身派对 Oh, guys, check this out. Randall's bachelor party,
是我负责的 which I was in charge of, okay...
没事的 我讲给大家听 然后我把他带到 It's fine. I'm gonna tell the story. So, I bring him to this,
一个乌烟瘴气的脱衣舞俱乐部 uh, this pretty seedy strip club, you know,
让他变成真正的男子汉 to make a man out of him, right?
作为哥哥 那是我应该做的 That's what you do. I'm his brother.
我们到了那儿 然后兰德尔 Uh, we get there, and Randall,
在二十分钟内 成功说服两位脱衣舞女 within 20 minutes, has convinced two of the strippers
放弃她们的工作回去上学 to quit their jobs and go back to school.
-他就是很喜欢照顾别人 -谢谢夸奖 - He takes care of other people. - I appreciate it.
可至少我没跟她们中任何一个 You know what, at-at least I didn't
约会了一年 date one of 'em for a year.
说得好 It was... it was nice.
可她真的很正 她... She was really sweet. She...
-她是个美人儿 -肯定的 - She was a sweetheart. She was a sweetheart. - I bet it was.
你们现在见证的是 See, what you are witnessing here
凯文和兰德尔的战争 is the Kevin/Randall rivalry.
这是个老话题了 It is a tale as old as time.
没想到你连这都知道了 I didn't know you knew about it.
那妹子跟我在剧组搭档过 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's one of my costars.
我们一起演过戏 我要过去了 That's one of my costars. I'm gonna go, uh,
我去打个招呼 好吗 马上回来 I'm gonna go say hi. All right? Be right back.
未接电话 黛佳
-兰德尔 -不好意思 小托 - So, Randall, hey... - You know what, Tobe,
我去打个电话 马上回来 I got to make a quick call. I'll be right back.
好的 好的 Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
爱玛 Emma.
-你好吗 -凯文 - Hey. How are you? - Kevin.
-你怎么样 -我挺好 - How you doing? Yeah? - Hey. I'm good.
-你怎么样 -非常好 我非常好 - How are you? - Really good, actually. I'm really good.
真好 我听说你戒酒的事了 Good. That's really good. I heard about the rehab.
敬好莱坞 Hollywood.
-那个所有人都一团糟的地方 -可不是 - Where everyone's a mess! - Right?
是啊 Yeah.
我很期待《400高地》的上映 I'm-I'm, uh, I'm looking forward to Hill 400 coming out.
甚至可以说我在数日子等它上映 I'm actually counting down the days until it's released.
这就像是... It's been a, uh...
"黑暗尽头处 亮光在指引 "Beacon of light at the end of a very dark,
漫长的岁月" very long year."
你还没听说 You haven't heard?
听说什么 Haven't heard what?
他们把我从电影里剪掉了 They cut me out of the movie.
什么他们...什么情况 Wait, they... I'm sorry...
罗恩发了一条很漂亮的通知 手写的 Ron sent a really nice note. Handwritten,
至少我也算得到一件漂亮的纪念品 so at least I got a nice memento.
他... He's, um...
他打算换方向了 he's going in a different direction.
据说一些角色直接被剪了 Said some characters just fell out,
其他角色被大幅剪短了 others were substantially cut down.
我属于"被剪"的那一类 I was in the "fell out" category.
我有一半的场景是和你一起拍的 Half my scenes were with you.
那你可能属于"被大幅剪短"那一类的 Well, maybe you're in the "substantially cut down" category.
有时间一起吃饭 Hey, let's have lunch soon.
凯文 你回去吗 Hey, Kevin, you coming back?
凯文 Kevin?
-你回去吗 -斯图 你好啊 - You coming back? - Stu. How are you?
我是比尔 不过斯图挺好的 Uh, Bill, but Stu's fine.
-不管怎么样 -对了 你能不能 - Um, anyway... - Huh? Listen, can you, can you,
-帮我个忙 -当然 - can you just do me a favor? - Yeah.
能转告托比 我不太舒服吗 Can you tell Toby that I'm not, I'm not feeling well?
我不太... I'm not, um...
我得先走了 I'm gonna call it early.
你能帮我转告他吗 Can-can you, can you tell him that for me?
好的 你不太... O-Okay. You're just not...
好的 Okay, um...
黛佳 Deja.
我是兰德尔 我看到你的来电 It's Randall. I saw you called.
是的 Uh, yeah. Um...
你喜欢的那个比尔·奈刚上电视了 the Bill Nye guy you love was on TV.
-我就想到你了 -好的 - I just thought of you. - Oh. Okay.
我们在拉斯维加斯 Well, uh, we're in Las Vegas,
不过我电话一直开着 好吗 but I'm keeping my phone on me, okay?
-有事随时找我 -好的 - If you need anything. - Okay.
你家暖气恢复了吗 一切都好吗 So your heat's back on? It's all good?
是的 抱歉 Yeah. Um, I'm sorry.
我妈在身边时 不方便打电话 It's hard to call when my mom's around.
我们只是想确定你是安全的 We just want to make sure that you're safe
也得到了很好的照顾 and you're well taken care of.
黛佳 Deja?
我们会想办法的 Uh, we're making it work.
很好 Good.
好了 我得挂了 我妈快回来了 Yeah. I got to go. My mom's coming back.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye.
好的 谢谢 All right. Thank you. Yeah.
终于回来了 准备好去酒吧了吗 Hey, there he is! You ready to hit the clurb?
酒吧我今晚就不去了 I think I'm gonna skip the clurb tonight.
我觉得有点时差 I'm feeling a little jet-lagged.
你们去吧 好吗 和朋友们玩得开心 But you go. Right? Have fun with your friends.
玩得热闹 你不需要小舅子在场 Get rowdy. You don't need your brother-in-law
降低你们的兴致 回头见 weighing you down. I'll see you.
爸爸 鸡放在这儿了 Dad, the hens go right there,
-我会给你切洋葱 -好的 - so I'd chop your onion. - Okay.
-我知道 -伙计们 - Yeah, I know. - Hi, guys.
晚餐准备得怎么样了 时间有点晚了 How's dinner looking? 'Cause it's getting kind of late.
我的主菜需要浸泡三小时 My entree had to marinate for three hours!
宝贝 是这个吗 Okay, bud. Is this the one?
妈妈 这不是好的瓷器 Mom, this isn't the good china.
这次是我 This is going to be
第七次也是最后一次去地下室了 my seventh and final trip down to the basement.
你们还需要什么 What else do you guys need?
圣诞节灯 白色美美的那些 The Christmas lights, the white pretty ones.
那些在走廊的橱柜里 Those are in the hallway closet.
-好吧 -我去拿 - Okay. - I'll get them.
我们还需要人帮忙把所有蜡烛点亮 And we need help lighting all the candles.
好的 Okay.
-妈妈 -怎么了 宝贝 - Mom? - Yes, babe.
我觉得爸爸应该穿燕尾服 你应该穿成这样 I think Dad should wear a tux, and you should look like this.
天啊 真是太棒了 谢谢 Oh, my God, that was so good! Thank you!
兰德尔 你在这儿干什么 Randall, what are you doing here?
-男性禁止入内 脱光或者离开 -是啊 - No boys allowed. Strip or split. - Yeah.
我得和你谈谈 I needed to talk to you.
可没想到会看到你 I didn't expect to see you
和魔力麦克在一起疯玩 getting your freak on with Magic Mike.
他其实叫安东 这不重要 什么事 His name is Anton, actually. It's not important. What's up?
黛佳打来过 Deja called.
真的吗 她还好吗 She did? Is everything okay?
-不好 -出什么事了 - No. - What happened?
她嘴上说一切都好 Well, she said everything was okay,
可她总是停顿很长时间 就像莫尔斯电码 but she kept taking these long pauses like it was Morse code.
让我这个养父非常不放心 贝丝 My parental bells rang hard, Beth.
就是说没什么事吗 So nothing's wrong?
她说她打电话只是想问候一下 Well, she said she was calling just to check in on me,
-可我觉得... -我的天啊 兰德尔 - but I think that... - Oh, my God, Randall!
你冲进你姐姐的单身派对 You seriously crashed your sister's
就为了告诉我这个吗 bachelorette party to tell me that?
贝丝 我知道这听起来很荒唐 Beth, I know what this sounds like,
-可我的直觉告诉我... -就一个晚上 - but my gut tells me... - One night.
你连一个晚上的时间都不肯给我 You couldn't give me one night.
我时时刻刻都得活在你的焦虑当中 I sit inside your anxiety every damn minute of every damn day,
-就连一晚... -不好意思 贝斯 - and you can't give me one night... - Excuse me, Beth.
我没意识到与我一起生活有这么难 I didn't realize that it was so difficult being married to me.
毕竟不是每天都欢天喜地 老公 Hey, it's not always a party, husband.
我跟你说 老婆 Well, I'll tell you something, wife.
我或许是随心而为 但至少我... You know, I may lead with my heart, but at least I've got...
什么 不 什么 你说吧 What? No. What? Say it.
你想说我冷酷无情对吗 You're gonna say I'm heartless?
不 我没这么说 No, not my words.
不 因为你说我淡漠 No, because you said I was detached.
你说我理智 可现在我只是想喘口气 You said I was the head, and now you're trying to say
你却说我冷酷无情 漠不关心 I'm heartless because I just want a break from this?
-我只是想躲开这一切 -躲开我吗 - From all this? - From all of this?
算了 贝丝 你说得对 You know what, Beth? You're right.
你对这一切 The way that you're reacting
作出的所有反应都完全正常 to everything that's happened is perfectly normal.
你毫不冷漠 You're all heart.
你如此亲切地说这里是"无黛佳区" I should've kept this a "Deja-free zone,"
我就应该坚持这个原则 as you so heartwarmingly called it.
-就是这样 对吗 -去你妈的 - It is what it is, right? - You know what? Screw you!
-去你妈的 贝丝 -好了 好了 - Screw you, Beth. - Oh, okay, okay, okay.
都冷静点 消消气 Everybody take it easy. Let's just take it easy.
你别插手 这是我和兰德尔之间的事 Hey, please stay out of this. This is between me and Randall.
这件事现在与你无关 This doesn't have anything to do with you right now.
我明白 我... I understand that. I...
但你能明白他是怎么想的吗 But can you understand where he's coming from?
请你坐下 好吗 Please just sit back down, all right?
我不坐 I'm not gonna sit down.
凯特 现在不是三个小家伙时刻 Kate, this is not a Big Three moment.
我知道 可他是我弟弟 I know that, but he's my brother.
-他也是我丈夫 -我知道 - He's also my husband. - Oh, I know.
兰德尔已经清楚表明谁对他更重要 Randall has made it very clear who's more important to him.
我不知道为什么会说出这样的话 I don't know why I just said that.
我要出去喘口气 I'm gonna get some air.
凯特 Kate?
-谢天谢地 -好极了 - Thank God! - Okay, great.
-开吃吧 -我们就在这儿吃吗 - Let's eat. - So we're eating here?
-是的 在这儿 -在这儿吗 - Yes, in here. - Yes. In here?
-应该在这里吃 -好吧 好极了 - I think we should. - Okay, great.
不 Oh, no!
-怎么了 小凯 -怎么了 - What's wrong, Kev? - What?
爸爸根本没打开烤箱 Dad never turned the oven on!
-我没什么 -杰克 搞什么 - Never what? - Jack, really?
因为之前切了洋葱 Well, I had to go wash my hands
我就去洗了个手 'cause he had me cutting the onions.
-我忘了 抱歉 -不 - I forgot. I'm sorry. - Oh, no.
不 全毁了 No, it's ruined!
小凯 我来做吧 我们明天再吃 Kev, I will cook that and we can eat it tomorrow.
不 这下我们没办法吃晚饭了 No, now we're never, never gonna have dinner,
然后你就会和他离婚 and you're gonna divorce him!
-什么 -什么 - What? - What?
索菲的父母要离婚了 Sophie's parents are getting divorced.
你们甚至都不庆祝结婚纪念日了 And you guys don't even want to celebrate your anniversary.
所以你们大概也要离婚了 So you're probably getting divorced, too.
-不不 我们...-小凯 没这回事 - No, no, no, we're... - No, Kev, we're not.
-凯文 过来 -好吗 - Kevin, come here. - Okay?
凯文 不 我和你爸不会离婚的 Kevin, no, your dad and I are not getting divorced.
-不离婚吗 -不离婚 绝不 - No? - No, never, ever.
-看着我 绝对不会 -真的吗 - Look at me. Never. - Really?
-真的 -永不离婚 - Yeah. - Never.
好吧 我们要睡觉了 Okay. We're gonna go to bed now!
晚安 Good night.
-快走 -怎么回事 - Come on! - What?
怎么回事 拜托 What? Come on!
这个给你 谢谢 You know what? I'll give you that. Thank you.
谢谢 Thanks.
凯特 Kate?
你找到我了 You found me.
没那么难找 It wasn't very hard.
这年头只有你还会喝柯梦波丹 Only person still drinking Cosmos in 2018.
凯莉·布雷萧 那个姑娘永不过时 Carrie Bradshaw-- that girl is timeless,
她最喜欢的鸡尾酒也不会过时 okay, and so are her favorite cocktails.
没错 Right.
你和贝丝还好吗 Are you and Beth okay?
我们不会有事的 Oh, we'll be fine.
我们每过几年就会这样爆发一次 We have a blow-out like this every few years.
不过一般周围不会有诱人的肌肉男 Never surrounded by so much greased-up man meat,
但凡事都有第一次的对吧 but, you know, first time for everything.
她让我来看看你的情况 She wanted to make sure you were okay.
我只是想让你知道 我很自豪 I just want you to know, okay, that I like to pride myself
因为我第一个意识到 on being the first person to realize
兰德尔·皮尔森是世界上最酷的人 that Randall Pearson was the coolest human ever.
咱们还是小孩的时候我就知道了 I've known that since we were kids.
大家都觉得总是凯文和凯特 You know, everyone thinks that it was always Kevin and Kate.
但是在爸去世后的日子 But the year after Dad died,
是凯特和兰德尔 it was Kate and Randall
吃微波炉加热的食物 看妈假装没事 eating Hot Pockets and watching Mom pretending to be okay.
狂刷《欲望都市》 And binge-watching Sex and the City
那时候都没刷剧这个词 when binge-watching wasn't even a thing.
我知道有一天我会失去你 And I knew that one day I was gonna lose you
会有像贝丝那么酷的人出现 to somebody who was as cool as Beth.
但是那一天 来得太快了 But that someday-- it happened so fast.
天 她真的很棒 我知道 我懂 And, God, she is spectacular. I-I get it, I know it.
但是后来 真的失去你时 我... But then, when I did, when I lost you, I...
首先 你永远都不会失去我 First off, you can never lose me.
即使你想都不可能的 Not even if you tried.
你算是在我身上装了兄弟防盗寻回软件了 You basically got brother LoJack on me. Okay?
凯特 我那时候是个黑人直男 Kate, I was a straight, black teenage boy.
你真的认为 Do you really think
我有那么喜欢看《欲望都市》吗 I liked watching Sex and the City that much?
我看只是因为你喜欢看 I just watched it because you loved it.
-真的吗 -当然 - Really? - Yeah.
我那时候觉得你特别像米兰达 I thought that you were such a Miranda.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
好了 好了 够了 All right, all right. Enough. Whoa.
我可不要再在我的单身派对上哭了 I'm not crying at my bachelorette party, again.
我的错 That's my bad.
托比怎么样 So how is Toby?
你们几个有加深感情吗 Uh, did you guys, like, bond?
比如来个兄弟间独特的握手之类的 Did you, um, do the secret handshake?
因为他好像真的很想要特殊握手 'Cause I think he really wants a secret handshake.
什么 没 我们 我刚刚... What? No. We... I just...
我们把他扔给他的朋友了 We left him with his friends.
好吧 Okay.
什么 What?
其实他的朋友只是来凑数的 It's just that his friends were the fillers.
他只是想和你和凯文 And he just wanted this weekend
一起度过这个周末... to be about, you know, you and Kevin, and...
哥们 Hey, man.
我还以为你们已经睡觉了 I thought you guys had gone to bed or something.
那个 我们... Yeah, about that. We, uh...
-我们很抱歉今晚放了你鸽子 -没事 - We're sorry we bailed on you tonight. - Right.
说实话 我们没想到你会想我们 Honestly, we didn't think you'd miss us.
其实我没有 所以... Oh, honestly, I didn't, so...
想出去走走吗 Want to go for a walk?
-当然 我去拿外套 -好 - Yeah, let me get my jacket. - Okay.
给 谢谢 Here. Thanks.
不要 我太累了 No, I am way too tired
没办法坐在桌子上吃东西 to sit at the table and eat right now.
你从烤箱里拿出来 Why don't you just put it out,
我等等下来收拾 and I'll come back downstairs and wrap it up later.
好 我先把它放凉 Yeah, I'm just gonna let it cool off a little bit.
-他们真的努力了 -是啊 - I mean, they really did try. - Yeah.
后续执行方面还有待改进 但是... I mean... Got to work on the follow-through, but...
你的标准是很难达到的 真的 Well, it's hard to live up to your standard. It is.
亲爱的 Hey, babe?
我今年真的很想给你送礼物 I really missed giving you a gift this year.
-是吗 -是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
即使我的礼物 Even if it wasn't gonna be as great
不会有你送我的礼物那么好 as the one you would have given me.
抱歉... I'm sorry for...
我没让你发挥 de-Jacking you.
没让我发挥 De-Jacking me?
-是吗 -是的 - Yeah. - Yes?
是的 Yeah.
-我们再也不要这样了 -好 - Let's never do nothing again. - No. Yeah.
-说定了 -说定了 - Deal? - Deal.
走 咱们上楼吧 Come on, let's go upstairs.
什么啊 杰克 What? Jack.
-不... -是你干的吗 - No... - Is this you?
不 不是我 我发誓 No, this is not me, I swear.
我发誓 I swear.
那是什么 What is that?
"妈妈和爸爸" "Mom and Dad."
"亲爱的爸妈 去屋顶 "Dear Mom and Dad, go out on the roof,
躺下抬头 手牵手等待吧 lie down, look up, hold hands and wait.
爱你们的三个小家伙" Love, the Big Three."
"流星雨" "Meteor shower."
你做到了 亲爱的 Well, you did it, babe.
-你教出了迷你版的你 -是我们教出来的 - You created mini yous. - We did.
是你 You did.
看看 Look at this.
麦迪逊喝多了 在我房间打鼾 Madison is drunk snoring in my room.
谁能想到那么小的人 Who knew that such a loud sound
居然能发出那么吵的声音 could come from such a tiny person?
-我可以进来吗 -当然 - Can I come in? - Sure.
我心情不好或者喝多了就会吃糖 Oh, when I'm upset, I eat candy. And when I'm drunk.
我以前都不知道呢 I didn't know that.
交朋友对我来说很难 It's really hard for me to make friends.
我的哥哥弟弟就是我的朋友 My brothers were my friends.
遇到能干的女生 I was always, um, self-conscious and, um...
我都会觉得不自然 心存戒备 defensive around strong women.
看看我妈就明白了 I mean, look no further than my mother.
所以当初兰德尔遇见你 我很有压力 And so when Randall met you, I was, I was intimidated.
压力 为什么 Intimidated? Why?
因为你是如此完美 Because you're flawless.
我当时只是一个服务员 Because when I was a waitress,
而你马上就要念完硕士 还会建房子 you were getting a master's and building a house.
你...做着一份很有意义的工作 And then you... you have a meaningful job.
买了一栋房 还领养小孩 You bought a building and you foster kids.
而我就唱唱歌 领养了一条狗 And I-I sing and I-I adopted a dog.
凯特... Kate...
说真的 Man,
我现在做的事根本不是我想做的 I am so far from doing what I actually want to do
所以才答应和你弟弟一起买房 in my job that I agreed to buy a building with your brother,
都快累死我了 which is exhausting.
但这根本不能跟领养小孩相比 And that is nothing compared to fostering,
那是我一辈子干过最难的事 which is the hardest thing I have ever done in my life.
我在那个小姑娘身上投入了很多感情 And I went and got myself attached to this little girl,
而她现在走了 and now she's gone.
我一直让自己不要再想起她 And... I've been trying not to think about her,
但...我做不到 这... but it's-- I can't. It's like...
我一直在担心 她过得好不好 你懂吗 I just keep wondering, like, is she okay, you know?
冷不冷 Is she cold?
她生活上有压力吗 Is she stressed?
她的科学老师知道她有多聪明吗 Does her science teacher know how smart she is?
贝丝 Beth.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
这就是生活 Such is life.
我本来为我的生活制定了新的计划 So I-I had this whole new plan for my life, you know,
还有新的职业规划 and for my career, actually.
但电影搞砸了 计划也泡汤了 And then the movie fell apart, then the plan fell apart,
我不想再说这些了 so I don't want to talk about it anymore.
兰德尔 你说 Randall, you go.
我想放开黛佳 I got to let go of Deja.
我想翻开新的篇章 I got to move on mentally
不再让我妻子独自承担一切 and not put it on my wife to be the only strong one.
这些全是你一个人想出来的吗 You came up with that all by yourself?
没错 他就是这么优秀 Listen, man, he-- that's his thing.
经常这样 你呢 He does that. What about you?
我在想 花几千块买机票 I'm just wondering if it was worth dropping a few grand
让三个陌生人过来 to fly three strangers out here
就为不在未来舅子面前丢脸 到底值不值得 so I didn't look lame in front of my future brothers-in-law.
-你们知道我有个弟弟吗 -不知道 - You guys know I have a brother? - No.
嗯 他说这周末赶不过来 Yeah. He, uh, couldn't make it this weekend.
他可能根本不想过来 I doubt he even tried.
他出生的时候我十岁 I was ten when he was born,
我一直很宠他 so I adored the kid since birth.
我记得我十六岁的时候是个怪胎 I-I remember, I was 16, I was such a nerd.
就是那种... I was like a...
一个人玩《龙与地下城》的怪胎 like a Dungeons & Dragons by myself kind of nerd.
你们肯定不想体验这种滋味 You do not want to know what it feels like
十六岁的时候遭到你六岁弟弟的拒绝 to be a 16-year-old when your six-year-old brother says
他说不想和你一起玩 he doesn't want to play with you anymore.
而且很明显不是在开玩笑 And you know that he means it.
我很抱歉 你们有那么多烦心事 Look, I'm sorry I brought you guys all this way
我还叫你们专程过来 with everything you got going on.
我只是有点激动 觉得上天给了我机会 I just got excited about having a second chance
让我拥有两个新兄弟 你们懂吗 at two new brothers, you know?
我想给你们留下好印象 I wanted to impress you,
不仅是因为我女朋友喜欢你们 and not, and not just because my gal loves you,
而是因为你们太厉害了 我很佩服 but because you guys impress the hell out of me.
凯文·科斯特纳 Kevin Costner.
《心寒》裁掉了凯文·科斯特纳 Kevin Costner was cut out of The Big Chill.
四年后 他因为《铁面无私》成了电影巨星 Four years later, he went on to star in The Untouchables
还有康纳利加西亚和德尼罗 with Connery, Garcia and De Niro.
你的高级手机里 Do you have Ron Howard's phone number
有罗恩·霍华德的电话号码吗 in that fancy phone of yours?
有 Yeah.
-给他打电话 -不 - Call him. - No.
-打啊 -不 - Y-Yeah. - No.
你打给他 然后告诉他 You call him, and you tell him he has made
他赔了夫人又折兵 亏大了 a Pretty Woman sized mistake. Big.
损失巨大 好吗 Huge. All right?
你感谢他给你机会 Y-You-You thank him for the opportunity,
但你要让他知道这是他的损失 but you let him know that it's his loss.
你自己要相信这一点 然后再说服他 You make him believe it because you believe it.
-兰迪 我可以叫你兰迪吗 -不可以 - Now, Randy. Can I call you Randy? - No.
好吧 黛佳的事我没法给建议 Okay. I'm not gonna give you any advice about Deja.
但是你要知道 如果你 兰德尔·皮尔森 But know this: if you, Randall Pearson,
还在为什么事情自责的话 are beating yourself up about anything,
那么世界上所有人 then the rest of the world should collectively
干脆都集体跳轨自杀算了 be jumping in front of a train.
你会好好对凯特吗 You gonna be good to our sister?
我当然会了 Of course I will.
欢迎加入我们的大家庭 兄弟 Welcome to the family, brother.
太棒了 Yeah.
今晚学到了两点 All right, so two takeaways from tonight.
-童子鸡很好吃 -天哪 太好吃了 - Uh, Cornish hens are delicious. - God, so good.
我相当确信凯文将来能成为名厨 And I'm pretty sure that Kevin's gonna be a famous chef one day.
-真的吗 -真的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
绝对的... I mean...
你想知道关于流星雨 Hey, do you want to hear what Randall told me
兰德尔是怎么跟我说的吗 about meteor showers?
-想知道 -好吧 他可说了不少东西 - Yeah, I do. - Well, he kind of told me a lot.
-真的超级多 -那是当然 - Like, a lot. - Of course.
但他是这么说的 至少 But what he told me, at least the...
我能听懂的部分是这样的 the part that I understood,
流星一直都在天空上 was that meteors are always up there,
默默地环绕着我们 whizzing around.
只是 我们从来没有注意到它们 We just, we never notice them.
只有在偶然间我们才会真正看到它们 It's only once in a while that we actually see one.
看见流星... You know, see...
看到它们有多么璀璨夺目 just how spectacular they really are.
-小贝 -嗯 - Hey, Bec? - Yeah.
我不需要纪念日就能看到你 I don't need anniversaries to see you.
每一天我都能看到你 I see you every day.
你就是我每天的流星雨 You are my daily meteor shower.
宝贝 Ah, babe.
谢谢你能嫁给我 Thank you for marrying me.
谢谢你向我求婚 Thank you for asking me.
爸 我能问你件事吗 Hey, Dad, could I ask you something?
你觉得童子鸡够大吗 Do you think the hens are big enough?
童子鸡的大小不重要 孩子 It's not about the hens, kiddo.
一个浪漫的惊喜其实不在于 A big, grand gesture-- it's not about
你具体做了什么事 the actual thing that you do.
托比亚斯 请允许我向你介绍破旧的维加斯 Tobias, may I present seedy old Vegas.
也无关你说了什么话 重要的是你的心意 It's not about what you say, it's about intent.
-你看到那颗了吗 -看到了 - Did you see that one? - Yeah.
重要的是花时间告诉你珍爱的人 It's about taking the time to tell the person
我看得到你 也听得到你说话 you care about, "I see you. I hear you."
我完全知道你现在需要什么 "I know exactly what you need right now,
你是真性情重感情的人 贝丝·皮尔森 别担心 我不会告诉任何人的 爱你以及你最喜欢的小姑子
也希望你知道我有多在乎你的需要 and I'm showing how important that is to me."
但买些肥肥的童子鸡也无妨嘛 Never hurts to have a couple of big-ass hens.
没错 买些肥肥的童子鸡也无妨 No, it never hurts to have a couple big-ass hens.
凯文 你好吗 Hey, Kevin, how the hell are ya?
罗恩 Hey... Ron.
首先 我要感谢你能给我这次机会 First of all, obviously, thank you for the opportunity,
但话又说回来 你把我的戏剪掉 but I'm telling you, it was wrong
绝对是个大错 好吗 我表演得非常好 to cut me out of the movie. Okay? It's special.
我来告诉你 我真心觉得我的表演非常棒 I'm telling you, I can feel it in my gut, it's special.
而且 就算我错了 And even if I'm wrong, you know,
你也完全可以拿起电话 打来告诉我 you could've picked up the phone, you could've called me.
我希望你能给我起码的尊重 I would expect that common courtesy from you.
-你说完了吗 -说完了 - You done? - Yeah.
很明显你已经听说了 Obviously, you've heard that the movie
这部电影无法负荷感情戏 could not sustain the weight of a romance.
但我并没有把你的戏份剪光 凯文 But I didn't cut you out of the movie, Kevin.
你和席尔的对戏真的非常棒 Your work with Sly is truly remarkable.
父子之情的故事就是这部电影的精华 I mean the father/son story is the movie.
说实话 这可能是我拍过的 Truthfully, this might be one of the best things
最好电影之一 that I've ever done.
所以我才没有打给你 That's why I didn't call you.
-这样啊 那... -凯文 - Well, that's, you know... - Kevin,
你照顾好自己 健健康康就好 just take care of yourself and be healthy.
另外 你也许可以考虑一下 And... you might want to think about
给自己买身燕尾服[准备拿奖] going ahead and buying yourself a tuxedo.
燕尾服 好的 A tux. Okay.
再联系 Talk soon.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢你 罗恩 Thank you, Ron.
我一直逼你去做那个更理性更现实的人 It's not fair of me to keep putting you in a position
这样太不公平了 where you have to be the realist.
我们做了关于黛佳的决定 我们两个人 We made a decision about Deja, the both of us,
但现在我却在质疑这个决定 所以 and now I'm questioning it, and...
这太不公平了 it's not fair.
我喜欢你的重情重义 I love that you're all heart.
我嫁给你也是因为你的爱心 I married you for your heart.
还有你的腹肌 不过最重要的还是爱心 And your abs, but mostly your heart.
我们做了我们认为是对的事 We did what we thought was right.
我不能一直旧事重提 And I can't keep bringing it up,
让大家沉溺其中 bringing it all back.
对不起 I'm sorry.
是时候向前看了 It's time to move forward.
不好意思 能麻烦你前面左转吗 Excuse me, can you make this left up here, please?
谢谢 Thanks.
今天我想我要做感性的那个 I think I'm gonna be the heart today.
-你们是来找肖娜的吗 -是的 女士 - You looking for Shauna? - Uh, yes, ma'am.
她已经不在这里住了 She doesn't live here anymore.