《我们的生活》前情回顾 Previously on This Is Us...
我刚收到领养机构的六条消息 I just got six messages from the adoption agency.
我们匹配到了 We have a match.
是凯特和托比吗 Kate and Toby?
我是艾莉 Hi. I'm-I'm Ellie.
谢谢你安排的水果花篮 Thank you for the Edible Arrangement.
我不确定选什么礼物 I wasn't sure what the appropriate gift would be
比较适合双胞胎妹妹领养的孩子 for when the birth mother of your twin sister's baby
快出生的场合 is being induced.
小凯 我想跟你聊聊 Hey, Kev. I was wondering if we could talk.
抱歉 兰德尔 我现在没法聊 Randall, I'm sorry, I can't right now.
麦迪逊要生了 Madison's in labor,
我却被困在温哥华 and I'm stuck here in Vancouver.
我回头再打给你 好吗 抱歉 I'll call you soon, okay? I'm sorry.
-帮你订到航班了 -太好了 - Got you a flight. - Yes!
-太好了 在哪个机场 -西雅图 - G-Great. What airport? - Seattle.
两小时后登机 你能赶到吗 It boards in two hours. Can you make it?
听我说 我不能做一个缺席孩子出生的父亲 Listen, I can't start off by not being there for them.
我不知道还能怎么解释给你听 好吗 I don't know how else to explain it to you, okay?
这事会让我崩溃的 It will break me.
我真不敢相信我也许要自己一个人生孩子 I can't believe I'm maybe gonna do this alone.
-你好 -麦迪逊 - Hello? - Hi, Madison.
我们只是想让你知道我们都在 We just want you to know that we're here.
我们也可以陪你多聊一会 And we can stay on the phone with you for a while.
-你是我们的家人 -好吧 - You're family. - Okay.
那我希望你们陪陪我 Yeah, that'd be really nice.
欢迎各位国际学生
1963年新墨西哥州 阿尔布开克市
我在里面发现了一个瑞士人 All right, in there I've found a Swede,
一个南非人 两个泰国人 a South African, two Thais,
一个苏格兰人和一个英国人 a Scot and a Brit.
苏格兰人算英国人吗 Does a Scot count as a Brit?
不重要了 Doesn't matter.
你是哪国人 有火吗 What are you and do you have a light?
没有 I don't.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我是纳西尔 印度人 I'm Nasir. From India.
艾斯特 阿根廷人 Esther. From Argentina.
我需要个火 And I need a light.
新墨西哥州跟我想得不一样 New Mexico isn't quite what I imagined.
很多尘土 It's dustier.
食物分量很大 Very big food.
我第一天到这里 点了个汉堡 The first day I got here, I got a hamburger,
简直跟我的头一样大 like, the size of my head.
你不爱说话 是吧 You don't talk much, huh?
我的导师坚持让我来 My advisor insisted I come.
想让我交一些朋友 但是... Try and make friends, but...
我只想看这个 I-I can't put this down.
《进阶计算机编程》 Advanced Computer Programming.
好看吗 Anything good?
讲的是图灵开发图灵机的故事 It's about Turing's development of his A-machine
通过用图灵机证明 and how in proving the uncomputability
"判定性问题"的不可计算性 of the Entscheidungsproblem by such a machine,
他证明了机械计算 he showed the fundamental limitations
最根本的局限性 of mechanical computation.
我根本不知道你在说什么 I have no idea what you are talking about.
但是我很喜欢听你说话 But I know I love hearing you talk.
我们的生活 第五季 第八集
孩子们 把书包拿好 Hey, kids, grab your bags.
我想现在把行李放进车里 I want to load the car now
这样我们就可以八点整出发去木屋 so we can hit the road for the cabin at 8:00 A.M. sharp.
我去准备几个三明治当午餐 And I'm gonna go, uh, make some sandwiches for lunch,
说一下你们想吃什么的 好不好 so let me know what you guys want, okay?
爸妈 我们不想去 Guys, we don't want to go.
什么 Wait, what?
-你们当然想去 -抱歉 爸爸 - Of course you do. - Hey, sorry, Dad,
但是木屋太没意思了 but the cabin is lame.
-特别没劲 -不不不 - Very lame. - No, no, no, no, no.
木屋很有意思 The cabin is not lame.
木屋 意味着放松 The cabin is... relaxation.
-对 -木屋意味着新鲜的空气 - Yeah. - The cabin is fresh air
-烤棉花糖... -我们周末都安排好睡衣派对了 - and s'mores and... - Look, we all set up sleepovers for the weekend.
爸妈同意过的 你可以打电话问 Parent-approved. You can call them.
把计划取消 听见没 Cancel your plans, all right?
我们这周末要享受家庭假期 We're going on a family vacation this weekend,
-就这么愉快地... -亲爱的 - and that's the end of... - Uh, babe?
我想跟你商量一下 Could I talk to you?
我们不带这帮小家伙去木屋 Would it be the worst thing in the world to go away
难道会很糟糕吗 without the little grumps?
你考虑一下 Think about it, come on.
我和你 浪漫木屋之旅 You, me, romantic cabin getaway,
让熊孩子们今晚去烦别人 let the kids be someone else's problem for the night?
-我们俩的浪漫木屋之旅 -没错 - You and me, romantic cabin getaway? - Yeah.
都听着 Hey.
-八点整出发送你们去睡衣派对 -太棒了 - Sleepover drop-off train leaves at 8:00 A.M. sharp. - Yes.
我是凯文 请留言 This is Kevin. Leave a message.
-小凯的电话还是打不通吗 -是啊 - Kev's phone still going to voice mail? - Yeah.
所以我不知道他到底赶没赶上飞机 So I have no idea if he made his flight or not.
他要是错过了可怎么办呀 Can you imagine if he misses this?
不会的 He won't.
至少兰德尔和贝丝从新奥尔良联系上她了 At least Randall and Beth got in touch with her from New Orleans
-她不是一个人 -好吧 有道理 - so she's not alone. - True. True.
我应该陪着他们的 I should be with them.
我就应该陪着他们 I'm supposed to be with them.
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他们忘记加特调酱了 Looks like they forgot the special sauce.
-过分了吧 -是啊 - Oh, man! - I know.
翻译 青椒 春天里的小熊
我们在阿拉巴马州 We did not just find the only place open
荒无人烟的地方找到唯一一家店 in the middle of nowhere, Alabama,
结果还没给我特调酱 and they didn't give me the special sauce.
翻译 小y 芦笋战机鸡
你们真的不想挂掉吗 Are you guys sure you don't want to go?
我可以挂掉的 'Cause I can hang up.
翻译 capitaljack
我知道你们那边很晚了 而且... I know it's late for you, and...
你们应该得找个旅馆住下吧 and, you know, I'm sure you need to find a motel -for the night.
校对 梦靥 青椒
我大半年来一直坚持 I have not done my own hair and nails
自己做发型做美甲 自己脱毛 and waxing for the better part of a year
时间轴 廉童伍 大葱
可不是为了在I81国道附近的臭旅馆感染新冠病毒 just to get COVID from some rank motel off I-81.
麦迪逊 Hey, Madison,
我再说第20次 我们不会挂的 for the 20th time, we're not hanging up.
后期 8T
我们会一直陪你到凯文赶到 We are with you until Kevin gets there.
总监 红枫Gabriel
要是说起来 我们巴不得跟你打电话呢 If anything, you're doing us a favor, right?
你这是在为我们提供沿途娱乐活动 You're giving us a little roadside entertainment
毕竟我们接下来14小时 都要疯狂喝红牛 as we take turns driving and shotgunning Red Bulls
然后轮流开车 for the next 14 hours.
我知道这一切跟你想象中的分娩不一样 I know this isn't exactly how you imagined the births of these babies,
但我绝对相信 凯文现在 but I do believe that Kevin is out there
一定是用尽浑身解数来找你 trying his damnedest to get to you
而且他一定赶得上 and that he will be there in time
你们的两个无与伦比的宝宝出生 for your unfairly gorgeous babies to be born.
如果他出于某些原因无法赶到 And if, for some reason, he doesn't,
那还有我们这对 then you got a couple
经历过分娩现场的专家夫妻在场 of real live baby birthing experts right here
可以陪你一步步完成这个过程 to see you through it every step of the way.
我们能承受 We can handle it.
贝丝生大女儿苔丝是自然分娩 Beth had a natural birth with Tess
而且就在我家客厅生的 right in our living room.
凯文吗 Kevin?
是凯特 群发短信 It's Kate. Uh, family text thread.
仍然只开了两指 祈祷吧
不不不 Oh, no, no, no, no.
宝贝 Hey, babe.
你好吗 How's it going?
你就群发短信吗 Hey, group texts?
不行 凯特 绝对不行 No way, Kate. Absolutely not.
如果该死的新冠疫情 If I can't be in the delivery room
害我没法亲自进产房 那我也要求收到 because of stupid COVID, then I demand personalized,
独一份的私人定制通知 individualized updates.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
目前唯一的最新消息是 Listen, the only update is
我这个最棒的生产陪护正在见证 that I'm being a really great birth partner to a birth
-一次最... -最磨蹭的分娩 - that is... - So freaking slow.
我们在这等多久了 有一百小时了吗 How long have we been here, like, a hundred hours?
八小时 Eight.
愉快的八小时 亲爱的 A breezy eight. Oh, babe,
保姆那边有什么新消息吗 have you had any updates from the sitter?
有 杰克很好 只有我自己 Yeah, Jack is fine. I'm the one out here
在医院停车场等得要发疯 in the, uh, hospital parking lot losing my mind.
一切顺利 我保证 Everything is fine, I promise.
而且一旦出现 And I will update you
值得分享的新消息 我就跟你说 when there is an update worth sharing.
好吗 对了... Okay? Hey, so...
你的名单列得如何了 how's your list coming?
我的名单 My list?
该...该你知道时自然就知道了 怎么样 You'll just... You'll know when you know. How about that?
好吧 保持神秘吧 Fine, be mysterious.
-护士来了 我先挂了 拜 -好吧 - Oh, hey. The nurse is here. Got to go. Bye. - Okay.
你们好 Hi, there.
我是琼 My name is Joan.
我来接瑞秋的班 I'm taking over for Rachel.
你听到了吗 凯特 Did you hear that, Kate?
连护士都换一次班了 We've been here for a whole nurse shift,
而我的宫颈还不肯开口 and my cervix is still refusing to budge.
产程最终会加快的 往往是这样 Things speed up eventually. They always do.
别着急 孩子妈 Just hang in there, Mom.
抱歉 Sorry.
我想确保 I just want to make sure
分娩团队的所有人都能记住 that everyone on the delivery team remembers
凯特是养母 that Kate is the adoptive mother.
她才是妈妈 She is Mom.
我只是个已经接到驱逐令的临时房东 I am just a temporary landlord with an eviction notice.
我很抱歉 我应该在进屋前 I am so sorry. I should've checked your file
-先看下你的档案 我没想... -没事 没事 - before I came in. I meant no... - It's okay. It's okay.
但请提醒所有人 孩子出生后 But please do remind everyone that when the baby is here,
要第一时间送到凯特身边 she should go directly to Kate.
而不是给我 Not to me.
一定的 有需要随时呼我 Will do. Page me if you need anything.
-好的 -谢谢 - Okay. - Thank you.
谢了 Thanks.
你看 就好像她从没见过这种 I mean, it's as if she's never had a woman
全球疫情泛滥时 giving birth to her one-night-stand baby
一个女人在生她一夜情怀上的孩子 with the adoptive mother as the birth partner
而养母在当生产陪护人 in the middle of a global pandemic.
可不是嘛 多老套的剧情 I know. It's, like, old-fashioned.
我很感激你能在这里陪我 I'm really grateful that you're here with me for this.
我很感谢你让我来陪你 Well, I'm really grateful that you asked me.
真的 Really.
所以 我们等宝宝出生吧 So, let's have this baby.
我已经等不及生上火 I cannot wait to start a fire
整个周末只是穿着那双舒服的袜子闲坐了 and just sit around in my cozy socks all weekend.
是除了袜子什么都不穿了吗 Is that all you're gonna be wearing?
这个我热烈欢迎 Because I can get on board with that.
你知道最爽的一点是什么吗 You know what the best part is?
什么 What's that?
不用听凯特 Not having to hear Kate
念叨这周《飞越比佛利》的情节了 recite the plot of this week's 90210.
对 她有点着魔了 对吧 Oh, yeah. She's, uh, kind of obsessed, huh?
实话说 我也弄不清是这剧太烂 Honestly, I can't even tell if it's a terrible show
还是她讲得太差 or if she's just terrible at recapping it.
而且你知道我还庆幸不用听什么了吗 And you know what else I'm psyched to not have to listen to?
什么 Okay.
不用听凯文和兰德尔为各种破事吵嘴了 Kevin and Randall bickering about everything.
我居然有一整个周末 I mean, here is to an entire weekend
不用再听到"讨厌鬼"这个词 without having to hear the word "Buttmunch."
亲爱的 Oh, babe.
你感受到天赐的幸福了吗 Do you feel that bliss settling in?
我们整个周末都可以沉浸其中 That is the bliss of an entire weekend
-完全免于孩子们的打扰 -嗯 - with no surly teenage interruptions. - Yeah.
不 Oh, no.
-杰克 过来 -怎么了 - Jack, come here. - What?
怎么回事 Oh, what the hell?
好的 我翻出了 All right, I found 30 years' worth
够我们消磨30年时间的旧桌游 of dusty old board games to keep us busy.
你在罚自己蹲墙角吗 Did you put yourself into a time-out?
不是 这里无线信号更好 No, there's better Wi-Fi over here, right?
我不知道孩子们是否在联系我 I-I didn't know if the kids were trying to call or text me
可能我只是没信号 and maybe I just didn't have service.
那你想上楼看电视吗 Do you want to go upstairs and watch TV instead?
不 我不想看电视 No, I don't want to watch TV.
我想让孩子们打给我更新近况 I want my kids to call me with more information.
我想把身体传送到洛杉矶 我还想... I want to teleport my body to Los Angeles. I want...
我想来杯鸡尾酒 I want a cocktail.
不 我没开玩笑 我想喝鸡尾酒 No, I'm-I'm not kidding. I want a cocktail.
你确定吗 医生说如果服药时喝酒 你会... Are you sure? The doctor said with the meds, you could...
偶尔喝一杯不会要了我的命 One drink every once in a while would not kill me.
而看目前的状况 And in this case,
我感觉它能救我的命 I feel like it might actually save my life.
不过 鸡尾酒怎么可能比得上 Well, I mean, how would a cocktail really compare
真心话大冒险呢 to Girl Talk: A Game of Truth or Dare?
真心话大冒险
是你的命 Or your life.
给我杯鸡尾酒 也许能救你一命 Me having a cocktail might save your life.
这就来 One cocktail coming right up.
谢谢 Thank you.
拜托 Come on.
没错 显然 So, yeah. Apparently,
我们现在在新奥尔良有座农场 we own a farmhouse in New Orleans now.
兰德尔 这故事太神奇了 Randall, that-that story is insane.
可不是吗 You're not wrong.
不妙 Okay.
最近几次宫缩格外强烈 Those last few have been pretty intense.
我们或许得叫护士了 Maybe we should call the nurse.
你再开一会没问题吗 You okay to keep driving for a while?
没事 该你表现了 宝贝 Yeah. It's your time to shine, baby.
好的 Okay.
[女孩的名字]
你占了我的位置 You're in my spot.
我扫一眼就看到了10个空位 I can see, like, ten empty spots just in my line of vision.
-我还没看那边 -好吧 - I'm not even looking over there. - Great.
那你可以停到那边去 Just move into one of those, then.
我... I...
抱歉 先生 I'm sorry, sir.
你没看我都摆好了吗 Do you not see my elaborate setup?
我很满意 我摆的这个摊 I'm loving it. This-this elaborate setup
简直让我想上橄榄球学校 kind of makes me wish i had gone to a football school
这样四年来我每周末都能参加车尾派对了 where I could've tailgated every weekend for four years.
在打开的汽车后挡板旁举行的聚会 作为比赛后的庆祝活动
-虽然我讨厌橄榄球 -关我屁事 - And I hate football. - You know, I don't give a rat's ass.
快挪开 Just move it.
老兄 我只是在等我女儿出生 好吗 Buddy, I'm just waiting for my daughter to be born, okay?
而我在等着看我老婆是死是活 And I'm waiting to find out if my wife is gonna live or die.
我们55年形影不离 55 years attached at the hip.
现在我在下面 Now I'm down here,
而她在上面 离不开呼吸机 and she's up there, attached to a ventilator.
这该死的病毒 This freakin' virus.
我每晚都会来 And I've been coming here every night,
我一直停在那个位置 and I always park in that spot.
157号 Number 157.
那是她最喜欢的数字 It's her favorite number.
我们住过的第一栋房子 It's the first house we ever lived in.
在奥威黑尔路157号 157 Overhill Road.
在这种事上 她一直有点迷信 She's always been superstitious about that kind of stuff.
就好像一个特殊的数字有某种... Like a special number had some sort of a...
魔力 a magical power.
我真的还要再说一次让你挪车吗 Am I really gonna have to ask you to move your car again?
不 不用了 我现在就走 No, sir, you are not. I'm moving right now.
我这就挪开 I'm moving.
他是完美的 He's perfect.
他和我长得很像 He looks just like me.
这个孩子就是一个数学异常值 This baby is a mathematical anomaly.
比起生成他的常数相乘 He's a product greater than the constants
他是更大的积 multiplied to make him.
我不想跟你明说 儿子 I hate to break it to you, my son,
但你父亲是一个大书呆子 but your father is a giant geek.
好了 这些应该能喝 All right, these should be drinkable.
给你 There you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
-干杯 -干杯 - Salud. - Cheers.
我没有什么原料可发挥 I didn't have much to work with.
那个酒柜已经20多年 That liquor cabinet hasn't been updated
-没有补过货了 所以抱歉 -抱歉 - in 20-plus years, so I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
我知道你喜欢茴香酒 但这个 I know you love anisette, but this...
这尝起来像汽油 this tastes like car fuel.
-汽油 -对 真的像 - Car fuel? Wow. - Yeah, it does.
但我好像记着 我们婚礼之后 Now, I seem to remember you had more than one shot
你在波多黎各喝了不止一杯朗姆茴香鸡尾酒 of chichaítos in Puerto Rico after our wedding.
不好意思 我当时是在波多黎各 Excuse me. I was in Puerto Rico.
我刚结婚 我开心 I was married. I was happy.
你能让一个老太太喘口气吗 Will you please give an old lady a break.
就这一次 就这一次 Just this once. Just this once.
楼上洗手间的水管爆了 Pipe in the upstairs bathroom burst.
整个房间都被淹了 Yeah, the whole room is just... it's flooded.
我要去一趟五金店 I'm gonna go to the hardware store,
买些工具把水管修好 get some stuff to stop all that.
箱子里是什么 What was in the boxes?
一些我们带过来的 孩子们以前作的画 Well, that's some of the kids' old art we brought from home.
我们本来打算加个画框挂起来 We were gonna frame it and put it up,
但我们一直没腾出时间 but we just never got around to it.
天啊 Oh, man.
都毁了 Everything's ruined.
没关系 孩子们蹩脚的画作 Come on. It's not like our kids' crappy art
本来也不会被收藏到大都会之类的地方 was gonna make it in The Met or anything.
是 说得真好 小贝 Right. That was a good one, Bec.
-怎么了 -没事 只是 你... - What? - Nothing. It's just, you've...
你一整天都在说孩子们的不是 You've been ripping on the kids all day.
我没有 No, I haven't.
算了 不说了 不要紧 Look, forget it. Doesn't matter.
你说得对 一盒子都坏了 You're right, the box is ruined.
-把它扔了 就这样吧 -杰克 - Let's just toss it and move on. - Jack.
我要去五金店了 I'm gonna go to the hardware store,
买东西修水管 get something to fix that.
很快就回来 I'll be back soon.
开始生了
你怎么了 What's with you?
孩子要出生了 Baby's on the way.
如果可以的话 我会在等候室走来走去 I'd be pacing back and forth in the waiting room if I could,
不过别担心 我不会走出这个区域的 but don't worry, I'll-I'll stay over here in my-my zone.
我不会走得太近 I won't get too close.
那些 那些是猪吗 are those... are those pigs on your...
我老婆萝丝很喜欢猪 Pigs are a thing with Rose, my wife.
我们蜜月去了奥地利 We went to Austria on our honeymoon
因为《音乐之声》那一年上映了 because The Sound of Music came out that year and...
她想看看萨尔茨堡 she wanted to see Salzburg.
我懂 I get it.
我逼凯特搬到了帕萨迪纳 I made Kate move to Pasadena
只是为了《回到未来》的房子 just for the Back to the Future house.
我们过年时去了那 We were there over New Year's.
结果发现奥地利人用各种猪 Turns out the Austrians go all out for pigs
庆祝新年 over New Year's.
猪肉拼盘 扁桃仁糖猪 Pigs on platters and marzipan pigs,
市场上卖的都是小猪摆件 little pig tchotchkes in all the markets.
他们说猪会带来好运 They say they bring good luck.
所以... So...
为了让我们的婚姻有个好开头 to start our marriage off right,
我们买了这个小东西 we bought this little sucker.
这些年 每当我们需要点运气时... And over the years, whenever we needed a little luck...
你们就给自己买只小猪 You found yourself a pig.
我觉得这次得把整个培根部队带过来 Figured I'd bring the whole bacon army out for this one.
他们说可能很快会为她撤掉呼吸机 但... They say they might be able to take her off the ventilator soon, but..
但那... Hey, that's...
那至少...至少有些进展 对吧 you know, that's not... that's not nothing, right?
那你... So you, uh...
那你一直没进去过吗 So you haven't been able to go inside at all, huh?
没有 No.
她逼着我保证不会去探病 She made me promise not to visit.
她不想让我也被传染 She didn't want me getting sick, too.
如果你觉得我固执 If you think I'm stubborn,
那是你没见过萝丝 you ought to meet my Rose.
凯特也有些固执 Kate can be kind of stubborn, too.
所以你才在外面逛荡吗 Is that why you're out here?
她把你赶出产房了 She kick you out of the delivery room?
不是 其实我们是领养 No. We're actually adopting.
她在里面陪着生母 Yeah, she's in there with the birth mom,
只允许一个人陪同 and there's only one visitor allowed.
不过我们说好了 她去里面陪产 But we made a deal-- since she gets to be in there,
我来选中名 I get to pick the middle name.
我可以随便选 Anything I want.
她没有否决权 She has no veto rights.
-那压力很大 -对 - That's a lot of pressure. - Yeah.
我有一个很长的列表 Yeah, I have quite the list going on.
一直很难筛选 I'm having a hard time whittling it down.
我暂时还不想做出选择 I don't want to pick it out just yet.
你懂吗 You know?
我想等她出生 正式属于我们后再说 I want to wait till she's here, until she's officially ours.
我只是不想坏了好运 Just don't want to jinx it.
给你 Here.
这是萝丝最喜欢的一个 One of Rose's favorites.
注射麻醉后 Once the anesthetic is in,
疼痛大约会在15分钟后缓解 you'll start to feel relief in about 15 minutes.
你能往前靠 So, can you lean forward
缩起肩膀好吗 and round your shoulders, please?
不不 不行 坚决不行 我... Oh, no, no. No way. Hell no. I am...
-这我可受不了 不行 -麦迪逊 麦迪逊 - I am all the way out. No. - Hey, Madison, Madison, Madison.
别看针 看着我 Don't look at the needle. Look at me.
好吗 把注意力放在我这张嫩棕色的脸上 Okay? Just focus on these calming baby browns.
天啊 我又看了一眼 兰德尔 Oh, God. Oh, God, I just looked at it again, Randall.
转移下我的注意力 Distract me.
-拜托跟我说点与这无关的事 -好 - Please tell me a story that has -nothing to do with this. - Yeah.
当我决定要竞选市议员时 我不得不... Okay, uh, when I decided to become a city councilman, I had to...
-拜托 跟她说些有趣的事 -好吧 - Come on, give her something interesting. - Okay.
好吧 Okay.
小凯毕业舞会那天 喝得烂醉回了家 His junior prom, Kev comes home wasted.
这提醒了我 这俩孩子的爸爸还在戒酒 Reminder that I'm having this recovering alcoholic's babies right now.
是啊 不过这是当年 Yeah, but this was back
当时他只是个魅力四射的坏小伙喝多了 when he was just a charming rascal teen having one too many,
所以听我说 好吗 so just go with me here, okay?
在爸妈发现他回家前 我拦住了他 I intercept him before our parents know he's home.
我把他带回房间 I take him down to his room,
让他把鞋脱了 就能上床睡觉了 tell him to take off his shoes so he can get into bed.
我去给他倒了杯水 回来的时候 Go to get him a glass of water, I come back,
他脱得一丝不挂 and he is completely naked,
高声唱着《MMMBop》 快吼破嗓子了 belting "MMMBop" at the top of his lungs.
我这兄弟简直豁出去了 I mean, my man is going for it.
他扭着他那白花花的小屁股 He's shaking his little pasty ass,
像打气筒一样在床上上蹦下跳 literally jumping up and down on his bed doing air drums.
-天啊 凯文 -我一直跟他说 - God, Kevin. - I keep telling him
让他闭嘴 免得吵醒爸妈 to shut the hell up before he wakes up our parents.
然后 他突然间停了下来 Then, suddenly, he stops-- right?--
非常严肃地盯着我 and he stares at me, just dead serious.
我以为他要吐了 I think he's about to hurl everywhere,
结果他只说 and then he just says,
"老弟 我们怎么没组个兄弟乐队" "Dude, how come we never started a brother band?"
"就像汉森兄弟乐队那样" "Like Hanson."
"我们可以组个皮尔森兄弟乐队" "We could be Pearson."
"我们可以成为摇滚巨星 老兄" "We could be rock stars, man."
会有点痛 A little pinch.
麦迪逊 看着我 你能想象吗 Hey, Madison, look at me. Can you imagine it?
我和小凯在世界各地巡演 Me and Kev on a world tour?
来吧 加入我们的乐队 一起来 Come on. Join in in our band. Come on.
她登场了 There she is!
兰德尔 Randall?
小凯 Kev?
我想揍你一顿 但我也想亲亲你 I want to hit you, but I also want to kiss you.
是啊 这... Yeah, that's...
我知道 I get it.
不过我听出来你一直有伴 是吗 Sounds like you had some company, though, right?
是啊 他打电话来看看我的情况 Yeah, he, um... he called to check in on me.
他在电话上待了好几个小时 He was on the phone for hours.
是吗 Really?
兰德尔 我不知道该说什么了 兄弟 Randall, I don't know what to say, man.
什么都不用说 老哥 Nothing required, man.
我就知道你能赶到的 I knew you'd make it.
我把火炬传给你了 I'm gonna pass the torch.
我们回头再聊 We'll catch up soon.
谢谢你们 Thanks, guys.
你能做到的 猫女小麦 Hey. You got this, M-Cat.
真不敢相信你真的赶到了 I can't believe you actually made it.
是啊 这... Yeah, no, it's...
你绝对不会相信我今天晚上过得有多疯狂 You wouldn't believe the insane night that I had.
以后每年圣诞节 我们一定要给 The head of TSA at the Seattle airport is
西雅图机场的运输安全管理局长寄贺卡 definitely going on our Christmas card list.
不过不重要 Doesn't matter.
这些都不重要 None of that matters.
唯一重要的是我赶到了 The only thing that matters is that I made it.
在我走之前 你问我 Before I left, you asked me
这个家要如何融入我的生活 how this family was gonna fit into my life.
是啊 Yeah.
这个家就是我的生活 This family is my life.
我不拍电影了 Uh, I quit the movie.
是啊 我不想接那些 Yeah, no, I don't want to take jobs
会让我离开你的工作 that are gonna take me away from you.
还有这些即将与我们见面的 And this-- these beautiful babies
可爱的孩子们 that we're about ready to meet.
这就是我需要的一切 This is all I'll ever need.
我赶到了 I made it.
你赶到了 You made it.
这些口罩一直把我的耳朵往前拽 These masks are really pulling my ears forward.
感觉自己像小飞象 你要给小飞象生龙凤胎了 I feel like Dumbo. You're about ready to have twins with Dumbo.
凯特 Kate.
我想抱抱她 I want to hold her.
我知道我说过不抱的 但我改主意了 I know that I said that I didn't, but I changed my mind.
好的 没问题 Uh, of course. Yeah.
好了 妈妈 All right, Mom.
-这是你的女儿 -让她来抱抱吧 - Here's your daughter. - Oh, um, she's gonna hold her.
原来你长这样啊 So that's what you look like.
凯特 你介不介意... Kate, do you... do you mind if...
让我单独跟她待一会儿 I would just like to be alone with her.
好的 Yeah.
当然可以 Of course.
G7吗 G-7?
龙凤胎很健康 The twins are good.
还是只有一张照片 凯特还没有新消息 Still just the one picture, and no new update from Kate.
我确定 一有新消息 Well, I'm sure we'll hear something
-他们就会告诉我们的 -是啊 - when there's something to hear. - Yeah.
那是什么 What is that?
那几团东西 The blobs.
那幅画 你一整晚都在盯着它看 The-the painting. You've been staring at that all night.
那是什么 What is that?
这是在干什么 What's all this?
这是我能想到的 This is the best possible solution
补救这些画的最好办法 I could find to try and save them.
我要去拿我的吹风机 I'm gonna go get my hair dryer.
不 小贝 No, Bec.
没关系的 已经泡坏了 It's fine. They-they're ruined.
真的 我看开了 Really, I'm-I'm over it.
杰克... Jack...
咱们不是经常吐槽孩子们吗 making fun of our kids together is our thing.
这是我们应对 It's our one coping mechanism
三个正值青春期孩子的方法 against three sets of teenage hormones.
是啊 我知道 你说得对 Yeah, I know. You're right.
那你是怎么了 So, what is the deal?
他们已经不想跟我们出来玩了 They don't want to hang out with us anymore.
这... 这来得太快了 It's-it's... it's moving really fast.
前一秒他们还喜欢我们 接着下一秒... You know, they-they like us one moment, and then the next...
他们处于青春期 They're teenagers.
比起我们 他们更想跟同龄人玩 It's perfectly normal that they want to
这是完全正常的 hang out with other teenagers over us.
我知道 可我们能在同一屋檐下生活的日子 I know, but we only have a few more years together
没剩几年了 under the same roof.
再过几年 我们就不再是他们日常生活的一部分了 Okay, a few more years where we get to be a part of their daily lives.
再之后呢 And then what?
他们会搬走 They're gonna move out.
还会忘记在小木屋度过的假期 And forget vacations to the cabin.
宝贝 如果他们一周能打个电话 Babe, w-we're gonna be lucky if they call us
说说他们的生活近况 都算我们幸运了 once a week just to let us know what's going on in their lives.
宝贝 不会这样的 Babe, it is not gonna be like that.
我们就是这样的 It was like that for us.
我们从父母家搬出来后 We moved out of our parents' houses,
就再也没有回头 and we never looked back.
好了 Okay.
你有情绪我能处理 但把我们和我们父母作比较 You being moody I can handle, but comparing us to our parents,
那就有点过分了 先生 that is a bridge too far, mister.
杰克 我们家不会很快就结束的 Jack, our family is not ending anytime soon.
过来 过来 Come here. Come here.
看看这幅画 Look at this picture.
你看这些颜色 Do you see how the colors
他们小手印上去的颜色 from their little handprints have...
一直渗透到了我们的手印上 have soaked all the way down to ours?
我们还在一起 We're all still there together.
我们还在一起 即使看起来不是曾经的样子 We are, even if it doesn't look the way that it used to.
甚至当我们成为老古董 And even when we are old fogeys
有一天住在森林里 living out here in the woods one day
像童话故事里的巫师一样 like witches from some children's fairy tale,
我们仍然会和他们紧密相连 we're still gonna be close to them.
我怎么不知道我们会成为巫师 Didn't realize we were gonna be witches.
绝对的 因为我会完全放飞自我 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna let myself really go.
好吧 Oh, okay.
我们绝不会错过任何事情 We will never miss a thing.
不会错过小事 Not the little stuff,
更别说是大事了 and especially not the big stuff.
于是我们把那幅画裱了起来 So we framed it,
用来提醒我们 as a... reminder
永远亲密 to always be close,
永不错过 never miss a thing.
我知道这样想很傻 但我感觉 I know it's silly, but I feel like...
我让杰克失望了 like I'm letting down Jack
现在我没有陪在他们身边 by not being there for them today.
就好像 我没有履行我的承诺 Like I'm-I'm not holding up my end of the promise.
-丽贝卡 你... -不 没关系 - Rebecca, you... - No, it-it's okay.
你不用安慰我 You don't have to make me feel better.
我们很少谈论过这个 We never talk about this.
关于... How you...
杰克的离开对你意义不同 have to bear Jack's death differently.
因为你 For yourself...
也因为我 and for me.
还有我们的婚姻 And our marriage.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我知道这很难 I know it's a lot.
我知道我很麻烦 I know I'm a lot.
你的一切 都恰到好处 You're just the right amount.
你好啊 小宝贝 Hi, little one.
所以你就是我过去九个月 So you're the reason I've been skipping cold cuts
一直不吃冷切肉的原因啊 for the last nine months, huh?
我跟你说 我最爱吃的 You should know that I live and die
就是熏牛肉配黑麦面包 by pastrami on rye, so...
所以这对我来说可不容易 this hasn't been easy for me.
但是 But...
自从我知道你是真实存在的 from the minute that I knew that you were real
我是真的怀着你的时候 and I was really having you...
我就知道我需要照顾你 I knew that I needed to take care of you.
即使你注定不属于我 Even if you were never meant to be mine.
把你送给托比和凯特 Giving you to Toby and Kate is
是我做过最艰难的选择 the hardest thing I have ever done.
但也可能是我做过最正确的决定 But it might just be the best thing I'll ever do.
所以我现在得和你说再见了 So I have to say goodbye to you now,
因为有一个很特别的人 because there is someone really special
正等着跟你打招呼 waiting to say hello.
谢谢 Thank you.
小宝贝 Hi, sweet girl.
你好啊 认识你很高兴 Hi. It's so nice to meet you.
天呐 Oh, my goodness.
我是你妈妈 I'm your mom.
我感觉我这一生都在等你出现 I feel like I have waited my whole life to meet you.
我等不及看你长大了 I can't wait to watch you grow up.
给你编法式小辫子 To French-braid your hair.
和你一起搭城堡 And to make Play-Doh castles together.
我老实跟你说 And I got to be honest with you.
外面的世界现在有点 疯狂 The world is... it's a little nutty out there
但是 right now, but...
不管怎样 无论如何 no matter what, no matter what,
我可以向你保证 I can promise you this:
你绝不会怀疑 You will never, ever...
你在其中的地位 doubt your place in it.
我很期待让你见见你爸爸 And I'm really excited for you to meet your dad.
你想看看爸爸吗 Do you want to meet your dad?
我们有宝宝了吗 Do we have a baby?
有啦 We do.
快看你女儿海莉 Meet your daughter Hailey.
你好啊 海莉·萝丝 Hi there, Hailey Rose.
海莉·萝丝·达蒙 我喜欢这个名字 Hailey Rose Damon. I love it.
等等 是以星球大战里的萝丝·蒂科命名的吗 Wait, after Rose Tico from Star Wars, right?
对 差不多吧 Yeah, something like that.
天呐 看看这茂密的秀发 Oh, my goodness, look at all that hair.
我可太羡慕了 What I wouldn't give.
她就像法比奥最光彩照人的时候 She's like Fabio in his prime.
是啊 I know.
是小凯 Oh, it's Kev.
怎么说 Well,
成为皮尔森家里的新爸爸感觉怎么样 how does it feel to be the Pearson family's newest dad?
是啊 不敢相信我当爸爸了 Yeah. Man, I can't believe I'm a dad, dude.
恭喜你 爸爸熊 Congrats, Papa Bear.
-贝丝说... -我听见了 - Beth says... - I heard.
我听见了 谢谢 谢谢 Yeah, no, I heard. Thank you. Thank you very much.
取名字了吗 Uh, you got names?
名字 取了 Names? Yes.
尼古拉斯和弗朗西丝 Uh, Nicholas and Frances.
尼古拉斯 Nicholas.
天啊 尼奇叔叔会高兴坏的 Oh, man, Uncle Nicky will be through the roof.
还有 弗朗西丝 And, uh, Frances?
-弗朗西丝 -这个... 很独特 - Frances? - That's... unique.
是啊 I know, I know.
以麦迪逊的外婆命名的 Um, named after Madison's grandmother.
尼奇这个名字她依了我 所以女儿就叫弗兰妮 Um, she gave me Nicky, so we'll-we'll call her Franny.
好啊 弗兰妮这名字很可爱 Right on. Franny's cute.
对 弗兰妮确实很可爱 Franny is definitely cute.
是啊 Yeah, yeah.
八小时前 我正把一个人 Man, eight hours ago, I was dragging some guy
从一辆被撞毁的越野车里拽出来 现在我当爹了 out of his totaled SUV, and now here I am a dad.
还是双胞胎 to twins.
我去 Damn.
昨天 我在新奥尔良 Yesterday, I was in New Orleans
和我生母的灵魂进行了精神交流 communing with the spirit of my birth mom.
现在她的房子归我了 Now I own her house.
我去 Damn.
是啊 Yeah.
我们得好好聊聊近况了 We got a lot to catch up on.
嗯 Yeah.
兰德尔 我在那架飞机上很害怕 Randall, I was terrified when I was on that plane.
我害怕我自己来不及 I was terrified that I wouldn't make it in time,
我怕她会是一个人 and I was terrified that she would be alone,
但当我走进病房的时候 我听见了你的声音 and when I walked in that room, man, I heard your voice,
我... and I, um...
谢谢你 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
我们之间最近发生了这么多事 After everything that we've been through recently,
可你仍然... you're still...
你是我哥哥 You're my brother.
但我确实对你... 说了很过分的话 兰德尔 I did say some... some pretty horrible things to you, Randall,
可其实你是... and the truth is you are...
你是我见过最好的人 You're the best person I know.
而我表现最好的一天 And on my finest day,
我也只是在拙劣地模仿你而已 I am simply doing a poor man's imitation of you.
别说了 哥们 Hey, man.
那天我们都说了很多话 We both said things.
当时气氛很紧张 Tensions were high.
我们有许多话没有说开 We got a lot of ground to cover.
很多事我小时候都没有... Lot of things I didn't...
注意到 see growing up.
哥们 Hey, man.
如果你真想和我好好聊聊这些事 If you really want to have that conversation with me,
我随时欢迎 then I cannot wait to have it with you.
不过我们可以再等等 等到什么时候 And one day, when you don't have
你不需要去照顾两个呱呱坠地的宝宝 two brand-spanking-new babies and just went through a whole
也没有刚经历完《落难见真情》冒险 Planes, Trains and Automobiles adventure to get to,
我们再好好聊一聊 we will have it.
我保证 I promise you that.
但现在不是时候 But now is not the time.
现在我们应该庆祝你的新家庭 Now is the time to celebrate your new family.
是的 Yes.
我真不敢相信你跟她说了《MMMBop》的故事 I can't believe you told her the "MMMBop" Story.
你的表几点了 What time does your watch say?
九点五十三 9:53.
九点五十三 那就好 9:53. That's good.
我本来还担心咱家所有的表都走快了呢 I was worried maybe all the clocks in the house were fast.
我本来不想指责你 I didn't want to accuse you of being
毫无理由地迟到了三个小时五十三分钟 three hours and 53 minutes late for no reason.
-听我说 小艾 -就一晚 - Look, Es, I... - One night.
我只求你今晚六点回家 I asked you for one night to come home at 6:00
和你儿子一起吃顿晚饭 to have dinner with your son.
他特别期待你可以尝尝 他为你做的披萨 He was so excited for you to eat the pizza he made you.
我确实想赶回家的 I wanted to make it home.
你在办公室里到底能有什么事 What could you be doing in that office
要比我们还重要 that is so much more important than us?
我马上就要能干成一件大事了 小艾 I'm so close to something huge, Es.
迄今为止 没有人创造出 No one has created an efficient algorithm
针对卡列南-列夫变换的有效算法 to compute the Karhunen-Loève transform.
可我想到了一个可以解决这个问题的方法 So I had the idea to approach the problem
我可以通过学习一种余弦变换 by studying a cosine transform,
-然后... -停 别说了 - and then... - No, stop.
如果我要原谅你的话 If I am going to forgive you,
我必须要理解 then I need to understand
为什么你的工作对你来说这么重要 why what you are doing matters so much to you.
所以为了让我明白 好好解释给我听 So explain it to me so I will understand.
好好解释给我听 就像我是... Explain it to me like I'm...
我们四岁的儿子那样 like I'm our four-year-old son.
好了 All right, well,
你想再玩其他游戏吗 you want to move on to something else?
不了 太晚了 我不想玩了 No, it's-it's late. I think I'm all gamed out.
好吧 Okay.
天哪 是凯特 Oh, God, it's Kate.
如果你妈想要一张迈克的照片 我们会怎么办 When your mother wants a picture of Mike, what do we do?
把照片寄给她 We mail it to her.
没错 我们要寄到阿根廷 Right. We mail it to Argentina.
但她要几周之后才能收到 She gets it a few weeks later.
那么如果不需要等待邮寄的过程 What if, instead of waiting for the mail,
她可以几乎立刻在电脑上看到照片呢 she could see the photo on a computer almost instantly?
什么意思 What do you mean?
军方已经创造了一种 The military has created a network of computers
可以连接全世界的电脑网络 around the world that are all connected.
用不了多久 普通人也可以使用 Soon, common people will have them,
如果我的团队可以优化压缩数据的形式 and if my team can optimize a form of data compression,
它们就可以分享图像了 they'll be able to share images.
也就是说你在一台电脑上放一张照片 So, you put a picture on a computer,
我妈在世界的另一端就能看到一样的照片了吗 and my mother across the world sees the same picture?
没错 想象一下如果能分享的不只是照片 Yes, and imagine if one day it wasn't just a picture.
想象你可以分享电影 Imagine it was a movie.
想象一下你甚至可以和一个人在电脑上聊天 Imagine you could talk to someone on a screen,
就像打电话一样 但同时还有图像 like a phone call but with video.
-你好 甜心 -你好 凯特 - Hi. Hi, sweetheart. - Hi, Kate.
-你好啊 妈 -你好 - Hi, Mom. - Hi.
抱歉分娩过程中我没法打给你们 I'm sorry I couldn't call during the labor.
当时现场真的很混乱 It got really intense in there.
-没关系 -不过她已经出生了 - It's okay. - But, um, she's here.
她就在这里 你想看看你的外孙女吗 She's here. Do you want to meet your granddaughter?
想 我想看 我们都想看 Yes, I do. We do.
我的天哪 My goodness.
她是海莉 That's Hailey.
看到她了吗 See her?
她真漂亮 She's gorgeous.
她真是太美了 凯特 She's so beautiful, Kate.
我的天哪 Oh, my goodness.
我都不知道说什么了 I don't even know what to say.
天哪 Oh, my.
好了 准备好了吗 来看看 All right, you ready? Look at this.
看看我们的结晶 Look what we did.
这位是一号完美宝宝 So, here is perfect baby number one.
接下来是... And then...
一位骄傲的妈妈 proud mommy.
-你好 -还有... - Hi. - And...
职业网球选手 professional tennis player.
-你好 -你好啊 祖母 - Hi. - Hi, Grandma.
你们好 尼克和弗兰妮 Hi, Nick and Franny.
看看他们的小脸 Look at those little faces.
你还漏了一点 就在这里 You missed a spot, right there!
托比是不是很羡慕这么浓密的头发 Is Toby jealous of all that hair?
当然了 Of course.
我觉得我得给她剃点头发 I feel like I'm gonna have to shave her head
这样才不至于实力过于悬殊 just to, like, level the playing field.
这里这位帅气的年轻人... This handsome young man right here...
就是尼克 this is Nick.
等等 尼克 Wait, Nick?
-你以我来给他命名吗 -没错 - You named him after me? - Yeah.
其实主要是因为尼古拉斯·凯奇 不过也是因为你 M-Mostly Nic Cage, but yeah, also you.
怎么样 How about that?
你好 萝丝 Hi, Rose.
老娘萝丝要回家了 Badass Rose is coming home.
尼克...还有弗兰妮 Nick... Franny.
这是你们的表妹海莉 This is your cousin Hailey.
-她真美 -是吧 看看她啊 - Oh, beautiful. - Huh. Look at her.
我的天 My goodness.
新一代的三个小家伙 The new Big Three.
可爱得让我想捏鼻子 要告诉她我很爱她哦 I wanna squeeze her nose but tell her I love her, ok?
好的 我们会的 Ok, we will.
好的 妈 再见啦 Ok, mom. Say bye to everybody.
爱你们 Love you.
我们也爱你们 想你们 再见啦 Then we love you, and we miss you. Bye, guys.
七十年代早期 纳西尔·阿迈德领导研究团队开发出离散余弦变换
很多公司仍然使用这种算法应用于图像和视频共享技术
你也许不知道他的名字 但纳西尔和他的团队让我们得以在今天仍然保持通讯
他和妻子艾斯特最近庆祝了他们五十六周年纪念日
我们通过视频聊天听到了他们的故事