勒瑟面点坊
现烤甜甜圈 自制冰激淋
原汁原味牛肉
你在干什么？ What are you doing there?
怎么了 What?
给热狗穿T恤衫干嘛？ Why are you trying to put a T-shirt on a fucking hot dog?
孩子们喜欢热狗 傻瓜 Kids love hot dogs, dumbass.
我知道 所以才给他们做热狗啊 傻瓜 Yeah, I know. That's why we're making them fucking hot dogs, dumbass.
正是 老表 这是搭卖的广告 要扬名在外 亲爱的 Yeah, exactly, cousin. It's a tie-in. That shit is exposure, baby.
我不用你扬什么名 I don't need you exposing anything.
穿着牛肉店T恤衫的热狗 好笑死了 It's a fucking hot dog in a Beef T-shirt. That shit is hilarious.
去给我拿些丙烷罐 Go get me some propane.
首先 我也不想干这破事 You know what? First of all, I didn't want to be doing this bullshit.
那就别跟西塞罗借那么多钱 All right. You know what? Then don't borrow money from Cicero
你还不上钱 我们就只能 给小孩儿的生日聚会提供餐饮服务 you can't pay back, then we don't have to cater little kids' birthday parties.
-我狗屁也没跟他借 -无所谓 -I didn't borrow shit. -It doesn't even matter.
现在是我欠他钱了 我可不想被打断腿 It's on me now. I don't want my legs broken.
-你他妈闭嘴 -打断腿？ -Shut the fuck up. -Legs broken?
如果那个傻逼靠近我们 我就把他打个稀巴烂 If that motherfucker gets close to us, I'm going to fucking drop his ass.
听着 给我搭把手 Okay, look, just help me out.
-做好准备 -第二 你根本不知道 -Let's do this right. -Second of all, you have no idea,
我每天得处理的 the amount of administrative correspondence
行政信件的数量 I'm supposed to be doing today.
-好吧？多得不得了 -信件？ -Okay? It is fucking bonkers. -Correspondence?
-对 -是吗？ -Yeah -Is that right?
你喜欢给我的体系搞破坏 You like to shit on my system,
其实 我把事情管理得很好 but I run a tight ship and I get back to my cohorts
及时给团队成员和合伙人回信 and my associates in a timely fashion.
行行好 告诉我一个团队成员的名字 Right. Do me a favor and just name a cohort.
-名字？ -告诉我一个合伙人的名字 -Name? -Name an associate.
哪怕能说出一个人都行 Just one fucking person. I dare you.
蒂莫西 但我没她妈的… 帮我一把 Timothy. But I'm not fucking... Give me a hand.
-塞不进去的 老表 -进得去 -That's not gonna fit, cousin. -Yes, it will.
-进不去的 -你帮我一把行不行？ -It's not gonna fit. -Can you just help me out?
-进不去 -肯定能进去 -It's not gonna fit. -It's going to fucking fit.
你找打是不是？ You wanna do this shit?
你找打是不是？ You want some of this?
使劲儿 来吧 他妈的小婴儿 你他妈的就是个小婴儿 Yeah, yeah. Bring your shit. Fucking baby. You're a fucking baby.
-你他妈的就是个小婴儿 -早 -You're a fucking baby. -Morning.
他妈的 -Ah! Fuck.
都是你的错 Look what you did.
该死的小婴儿 Fucking baby.
我去地下室把备用的那个拿来 All right. I'm gonna get the spare from the basement.
马库斯 享受在柜台上工作吗 Hey, Marcus, enjoying the counter space?
当然 终于不用再围着面包打转了 Yeah. I mean not having to do bread anymore is the shit.
主厨们 菜品准备的清单贴出来了 Chefs, your prep list is up.
麻烦各位看一下 谢谢 Please check it out. Thank you.
-主厨 能帮我尝尝这个吗？ -当然 Chef. Can you do me a favor and try this? Yeah, sure.
-好吃吗？ -很好吃 -Good wow? -Great wow.
谢谢你 主厨 Thank you, chef.
你记得要准备土豆泥吗？ 就想跟你核实一下 Hey, did you remember the mashed potatoes? Just wanted to check in.
记得你记得我说“滚开”吗？ Do you remember when I said to fuck off?
“滚开”不代表“是的” Okay. Fuck off isn't yes.
-“滚开”意味着我知道怎么做 -今晚是新做法 -Fuck off means I know how to do it. -All right, well, it's a new recipe.
我刚才是怎么说的？ What did I just say?
准备土豆泥时 温度别太高 Just make sure when you do it, the heat isn't too high.
我只听猪厨的 只听体系的 I answer to Jeff. The system.
听着 我不是想逼人太甚 Listen, I'm not trying to be a tight-ass.
我不想让你觉得我在多管闲事 I don't want you to think I'm, like, up in your space.
我只是在履行职责 我理解 I'm just doing what I was asked to do and I get what it's like
女性在厨房里工作有多艰难 也有… to be a woman in the kitchen and have...
女性在厨房里工作有多艰难 What it's like to be a woman in the kitchen?
你可真会说啊 Wow. That's amazing.
听好 你还没出生 我就在这间厨房里工作了 Listen, I have been in this kitchen since before you were born,
所以 你他妈的滚远点 so just back the fuck off.
不好意思 Excuse me.
但这并没有阻止一个成年男子 It has not stopped a grown man
在入境时停车… from stopping his car at the inbound...
我的天 老表 这个你一定得看看 Yo! Oh, my God, cousin, you've got to see this shit.
这家伙想教训这个小宅男 Yo, this dude is trying to fuck up this little nerd,
却被这个宅男教训得好惨 and this fucking nerd just washes him, bro.
你干嘛走肯尼迪高速公路？ Yo, why the fuck you going to Kennedy?
别慌 西塞罗住在附近 Chill the fuck out. Cicero lives in the neighborhood.
不 西塞罗现在住在威尔梅特 No. Fucking Cicero's in Wilmette now.
你得走… You got to get on the fucking...
-对 是我的错 -没事 -That's right. My bad. -It's all good, though.
我才不着急见那个混蛋呢 I'm in no hurry to see that motherfucker.
跟你打包票 他叫我里克 我就肯定会发火 I swear to God, cousin, if he calls me Rick, I'm gonna fucking lose it.
老表 帮我个忙行吗？我想解决麻烦 Cousin, listen, do me a favor, okay? I'm trying to get us out of this hole.
好吧？我想让今天顺利些 拜托你别发火 All right? I want today to go smooth. Please don't bring that shit up.
放心 我不会发火的 行了吧？ Chill. I'm not going to bring up shit. All right?
-你搞错了！ -这他妈的是最简单的活儿 -You got it all wrong! -It's literally the easiest fucking job.
只有我挺身而出 不听你的屁话 I'm the only one that stands up to you and doesn't listen to your bullshit.
-不是我的电话号码 -打电话找电工或者水管工 -It wasn't my phone. -Call an electrician or a plumber!
几年来我一直都是这么说的 I've been saying this for years.
-那不是我的电话号码 -“西塞罗 我都听你的” -It wasn't my fucking phone. -"Cicero, I'm your guy.
“我现在有孩子了 西塞罗 需要一份真正的工作” "I got a kid now, Cicero. I need a fucking real job."
-“给我些《狮子王》的票好吗？” -我怎么会连电话都不会接！ -"Can I have tickets to Lion King?" -You don't think I can pick up a phone!
我们甚至都不清楚 她是怎么滚下楼梯的 And we don't even know how she fell down those stairs.
你想让我们把这些送到后面还是… You want us to get this stuff out back, or how do you...
送到后面 Yeah.
-从侧面绕过去好吗？ -侧面 行 -Take it around the side, will you? -The side? Sure.
谢谢 里克 Yeah. Thanks, Rick.
-我讨厌你叫我里克 -我讨厌你不接电话 I fucking hate when you call me Rick. I fucking hate when you don't answer your phone.
孩子们 有吃的了 Food's here, kiddies.
真不错 谢谢你的配合 非常顺利 That was nice. Thank you for that. That was good.
卡门 是你吗？ Carmen, is that you?
嘿 泽斯基先生 你好吗？ Hey. Mr. Zurski. How are you?
我还以为你自杀了 I thought you had killed yourself.
不 先生 是我哥自杀了 No, sir, that was my brother.
胡扯 Bullshit.
那个混蛋完全是一派胡言 That motherfucker is complete fucking bullshit.
时间刚刚好 Hey, perfect timing.
-他以为自己是谁？ -我都弄好了 -Who does he think he is? -I did everything.
他根本不是意大利人 纯种的波兰人 You know he's not even Italian, right? 100% Polish.
-真他妈的冒犯人 -你也不是意大利人 对吗？ -Fucking insulting. -You're not even Italian, right?
比那家伙强 I'm more Italian than that guy is.
给烧烤架通上电 我得开始烤热狗香肠了 Turn on the grill. I gotta get the dogs going.
等一下 Just give me a second here.
-里奇 那是什么东西？ -别慌 这是合法的 -Richie, what the fuck is that? -Relax, shit's regulated.
我饱受焦虑和恐惧的折磨 I suffer from anxiety and dread.
-人人都是 -给你一半？ -Who doesn't. -You want half?
不要 No.
你把番茄酱放在哪个箱子里了？ -Which box did you put the ketchup in? -Hmm?
-番茄酱 哪个箱子？ -我没带番茄酱 -The ketchup. Which box? -I didn't bring ketchup.
怎么不带番茄酱呢？ Why didn't you bring ketchup?
吃热狗加番茄酱 哪种混球会干这种事 What kind of asshole is going to put ketchup on a hot dog?
-小孩 里奇 -小孩混球 -A child, Richie. -A child asshole.
你是个小孩 混球 You're a child, asshole.
老表 搞这些华丽丽的水果做什么？ Yo, yo, cousin, what's up with all this gay-ass fruit?
-自制捉鬼果汁 傻逼 -厉害啊 -Homemade Ecto Cooler, motherfucker. -Oh... Shit!
真他妈挺厉害的 It's actually pretty fucking dope.
捉鬼果汁
安息 哈罗德 Rest in peace, Harold.
阿普唑仑
一口甜甜圈 让你好欢快 One bite of a doughnut brings you much joy.
两口甜甜圈 会让你心碎 Two bites just brings sadness.
人人都爱第一口甜甜圈 I mean, nobody doesn't love that first bite of a doughnut.
我小时候最爱吃甜甜圈了 It used to be my favorite when I was a kid.
-爱吃甜食 -其实我喜欢的不是口味 -Sweet tooth? -Yeah, but not even the taste.
我就是喜欢看着它们 喜欢它们的颜色和质感 I just loved looking at them. The colors and textures.
我以前很喜欢一种甜甜圈 There was this one doughnut that I used to love
总也忘不掉它 that I could never get out of my head.
里面有果冻填馅儿 表面亮紫色 香甜扑鼻 Jelly-filled, bright purple, sweet and tangy.
甜甜圈买到家里 家里人总是很开心 Yeah. Family was always happy whenever we got doughnuts.
-怎么能不开心呢 年轻人 -可不是嘛 -Hard not to be, young man. -Yeah.
-哥们儿 -切斯特 真棒 -My guys. -Wow. Chester. Yes.
谢谢 Wow. Thank you.
-爱你 -不客气 兄弟 -Love you. -Of course, bro.
嗨 伊布拉 Yes. Ebra.
-切斯特 -嗨 亲爱的 -Chester. -Hi, honey.
-你好 蒂娜 做什么好吃的呢？ -土豆泥 -What up, T? What you got over there? -Mashed potatoes.
能给我吃就好了 Wish I had that.
新版的 都是鲜艳的颜色 Oh, uh... New edition, all the fresh colors.
我特别标注了18-32-24号颜色 I put a flag on 18-32-24.
兰花紫 很抢眼 It's this radiant orchid that's fly as fuck.
非常感谢 Hey, thank you so much.
-我会还给你的 -身后有人 -I'mma get this back to you. -Ebraheim,
-牛肉好了吧 -这就去 主厨 -what is good with the beef? -Oh, yes, chef.
-马上出锅 -谢谢 -Taking it out now. -Thank you.
-你好 嘿 -嘿 -What's up? Hey. -Hey.
-不好意思 你是谁 -切斯特 这位是西德妮主厨 -Who are you? Sorry. -Sorry. Chester, this is Chef Sydney.
西德妮 这是我的室友 切斯特 Sydney, this is my roommate, Chester.
嗨 室友切斯特 Hi, Chester Roommate.
嘿 西德尼主厨 Hey, Chef Sydney.
-冒昧问一下 你来这里做什么 -来找我哥们 -Cool. Why are you here? Sorry. -Oh. Getting my boy dialed.
给他送来些启发灵感的资料 Dropping off some inspirational materials.
他是个设计师 -He's a designer. -Oh!
-你设计什么？ -什么都设计 -What do you design? -All of it.
-我走了 家里见 哥们 -好 -I'm out. I'll see you at home, my G. -Yeah, yeah.
-谢谢 我会还给你的 -没问题 -Thank you. I'll return this. -Of course.
-幸会 西德尼主厨 -幸会 -Great to meet you, Chef Sydney. -You too.
-祝你开会顺利 -谢谢 -Good luck with the meeting. -Thanks.
我要去见品牌大使 身上不能有辣腌菜的臭味儿 I'm meetin' a brand ambassador so I can't be smellin ' like fuckin' hot giardiniera.
好了 我走了 All right, I'm out.
潘通色卡？ Oh. Pantone colors?
我在考虑 也许该给牛肉店做些经典甜甜圈 I was thinking maybe I could do a classic doughnut for the Beef?
当然 其他的我照做 On top of my other stuff, of course.
-好 -我觉得可能会大受欢迎 -Yeah. -But I think it could be hot.
甜甜圈看似难做 实则不然 Yeah. I mean, doughnuts are deceptively hard,
可是 做甜甜圈需要很多设备 but, you know, require a lot of equipment too.
这里可能无法提供这些设备 I don't know if this is the most stocked place in the world.
我想让甜甜圈 像那种李子甜品一样完美 I want it to be perfect, like that plum.
-卡门跟我们说的那种李子甜品 -米其林星级餐厅的甜品？ -The one Carmen was telling us about. -Mmm. Michelin mode?
我不确定 Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
可以做成限量版之类的 It could be, like, limited edition or something.
如果你想做 那我也想做 If you're into it, then I'm into it.
需要帮助的话就告诉我 好吗 Let me know if you need help. All right?
一定会的 谢谢你 主厨 All right. Gladly. Thank you, chef.
-祝你好运 -好 -Good luck. -All right.
一切都好吗？ Hey, all good?
都好 主厨 All good, chef.
斯威普斯在做员工餐 安吉尔 沙拉准备得怎么样？ Cool. Sweeps is rockin' family. Angel, how do you feel about salad?
-没问题 主厨 -真棒 谢谢你们 -Absolutely, chef. -Gorgeous. Thank you.
-今天我能吃员工餐吗？ -不行 你不是这里的员工 -You think I can get family today? -No, you don't work here.
嘿 怎么样？ Hey, chef, how's it going?
-很好 主厨 -尝过刚做出来的巧克力蛋糕了？ -Good, chef. -Try the new chocolate cake?
-尝了 -感觉如何？ -Oh, yes. -And?
你让马科斯很有信心 You give Marcus a lot of confidence.
做得好 Well done.
这些不是你做的？ 还是说你做了这些？ You didn't make any of these? Or are these the ones you made?
我还没做呢 I haven't made any yet.
我在做研究 I'm trying to do some research,
感受一下质地 找出重要的特点 you know, feel out the textures, see what it's really about.
不错的… That's a nice... Do you talk about feel?
谈感受吗？
对 看 这个很好 就像… Yeah, see, this one is good. Just like...
-那个很好？ -我觉得是的 -That one's good? -Yeah, I think so.
不错 That's nice.
你去奶奶家 她在马桶上 It's how when you go to your grandma's house,
垫的垫子就是这感觉 she has the cushion on top of the toilet seat.
-对 -你坐在上面 -Yeah. -You sit on it.
-里面的气慢慢被压了出来 -有股混合香料的味儿 -Slight deflating. -And it smells like potpourri.
但也有奶奶家的味儿 But it also smells like Grandma.
-嘿 你好 小混蛋 -嘿 最近好吗 见到你真高兴 -Hey, what's up, jagoff? -Hey! What's going on? Good to see you.
-纽约 是啊 -嗨 -New York, that's right. -Hi.
我没看过那个节目 I haven't seen that one.
纽约先生！ Mr. New York!
你好吗？ How are you?
你好像更瘦了 You look slimmer.
-迈克尔的事我很抱歉 -谢谢 -I'm sorry about Michael. -Thank you.
不 No, no, no.
要加番茄酱 Ketchup?
你看不到吗 这太过分了 Can you not see this? This is bullshit!
你这样大喊 我听不清你在说什么 I can't hear you when you're screaming!
他们在拆我的礼物 You see them opening all my presents?
太过分了！ Bullshit!
你们有毛病吧 You guys are so weird!
你们怎么能拆别人的礼物呢 What are you doing opening up other people's stuff?
卡萝尔 能帮我一下吗？这里一团糟 Carol, can you please help me? It really fucking sucks in here.
这儿 嘿 我要问… Here. Hey, I got one...
我要问你个问题 你在餐厅工作 对吗？ I got one question for you. So you work in a restaurant, right?
我在餐厅工作 没错 I work in a restaurant, that's right.
做个失败者感受如何？ What is it like to be a fucking loser, huh?
很好 弗兰克 Good, Frank.
各位 Hey, guys, Guys!
嘿 这位卡门 Hey. Carmen here
是世界上最棒餐厅里的厨师 was the chef of the best restaurant in the world.
没有夸张 Okay, that's not an exaggeration.
真的是世界上最棒的餐厅 It's literally the best restaurant in the world.
至少食者网站上是那么说的 I mean, at least according to Eater.
我不是出来跟你说话的 好吧？ I didn't come out to talk to you, all right?
我不想斗嘴 只想静静 I don't want to bicker. I just need quiet.
跟你 我没什么可说的 I don't got anything to say to you.
只有这一句 小心点 皮特来了 Except heads-up. Pete's here.
-我知道 -舒格尔得好好看着他 -Oh, I'm aware. -Sugar better watch his ass.
舒格尔忙着工作 没来 Sugar's stuck at work.
那家伙带了一份礼物来就不肯走了 Fucker drops off a gift and now he won't leave.
-天啊 就像蚂蟥一样难缠 -没错 太难缠了 Oh, my God. Yeesh. Yeesh is right.
总是一副要跟警察举报我们的样子？ Always looks like he's about to call the cops on us.
你懂我意思吧 You know what I mean?
-像缉毒警察 -对 -Like a narc. -Exactly.
就他妈的像个缉毒警察 Like a fucking narc.
-嘿 菲尔 -嘿 吉米 -Heya, Phil. -Hey, Jimmy.
理查德 Richard.
嘿 你好 菲尔 Hey, what's up, Phil?
真尴尬 That was fucking weird.
怎么 你把他那里也搞砸了？ What. You fuck up one of his properties too?
没有 Actually, no.
因为我哪里都没搞砸 知道吧 吉米 'Cause you know what, Jimmy? I don't fuck up properties.
有人以为自己打电话叫我去修厕所 You know, sometimes people think they're calling me to fix the toilet,
其实 他们打给了另外一个人 but in reality, they called somebody else.
你只需要接电话 All you had to do is pick up the phone.
我他妈的没接到过电话 I never got a fucking call.
真的吗？ Oh, yeah, really?
让你心服口服 Fuck this.
你听好了 她是这么说的 All right, so here's what she said.
“水槽的水龙头关不上 到处都在漏水” "Couldn't turn off the sink. There's water leaking everywhere.
-“我谁也找不到” -真他妈的胡说 -"I couldn't find anyone." -Freaking malarkey.
“我反复给里克打电话” "I repeatedly called Rick
“号码是 847 555 0186” "at 847-555-0186."
号码听着耳熟吗 里奇？ Number sound familiar, Ricky?
耳熟 因为那是迈克尔的电话号码 Yeah, because that's Michael's number.
大家都不认真看数字 我的号码是312 哥们儿 Nobody looks at fucking digits anymore. I'm 312, dog.
那孩子 伙计 That kid, man.
那孩子 That kid.
-主厨 -干什么？ -Hey, chef. -What?
你下次可以按照我的要求 用盐层处理土豆吗？ Could you please use a salt bed next time like I asked?
-你为什么总盯着我不放？ -因为那是我的工作 -Why are you always watching me? -'Cause it's just sort of my job.
还有 不要使用 Also maybe we don't use,
恶心的厨房毛巾 like, gross kitchen towels.
-事儿真多 -用刀 -Judgmental. -Just use a knife.
我觉得这不是多事 I don't think it's judgement,
健康和安全措施而已 I think it's just like health and safety, generally.
-好 -好的 知道了 -Cool. So. -God damnit. Okay. I got it.
-我只是想帮忙 -谢谢 我能行 -I'm just trying to help. -Yeah, thanks. I got it.
-谢谢 -能行 -Thank you. -Got it.
-谢谢 主厨 -能行 -Thank you, chef. -Got it.
那两个傻小子 Both of these fucking ninny boys.
他们当场叫了救护车 They called ambulances, right?
他俩被救护车送进医院了 They're both in ambulances, on the way to the hospital.
在你们身上浪费时间的医护人员 And then, what did the medical professionals,
怎么跟你们说的？ whose time you were wasting, say to you?
他说 “你们为什么那么做？” He goes, "What the hell did you do that for?"
“你们为什么觉得” What the fuck do you think
“他们的东西不辣 他们为什么要说谎呢？” that their shit wasn't spicy, like, why would they lie about that?
伙计们好 What's up, dudes?
你好 -Yeah -What's up, man?
-你们欢声笑语的 -没有 You guys just laughing it up over here? Nope.
冷藏箱里是什么？ Hey, what's in the cooler?
自制捉鬼果汁 Made, Ecto-Cooler.
真的吗 《捉鬼敢死队》里那种？ No way, like Ghostbusters?
对 -Yeah.
好像快见底了 Looks like it needs a refill.
我这就加 Yeah. Yeah, I'm on it.
天啊 生日聚会真棒 Damn, man. Fun birthday party. Huh?
不是吧 Whoa! No way.
简直一模一样 伙计 This is, like, identical, dude.
很好 谢谢 Good. Thank you.
突击让我觉得不错 Busting makes me feel good
主题曲里的歌词 From the song.
我记得的 No, I remember.
对吧 Yeah.
现在是小睡时间吗？ What's it, like, nap time or something?
真奇怪 -That's weird. -Huh.
-里奇 最近好吗？ -我得… -Richie. How you been, man? -I got to...
好 Cool, cool, cool.
伙计 真好喝啊 Wow, man. This is so good, dude.
-那就好 -太厉害了 -Good. Good. -Killed it.
谢谢 伙计 Thanks man.
我知道 有时挺尴尬… Hey, I know that, you know, sometimes things are weird or whatever with...
-我们不用尴尬 -我算得上 -Oh, we don't have to do that. -Okay, but I'm,
-我算得上是个美食爱好者 -天啊 皮特 -you know, I'm a bit of a foodie. -Jesus Christ, Pete.
好吧 我知道那不怎么酷 Well, all right. I know that's not cool or whatever,
我只是想说 you know, I did just want to say that I followed
我一直在关注你的消息 伙计 everything you were up to out there, man and...
我知道需要很大的勇气 你才取得了那些成就 Just... I know how much courage that took for you, so.
我只想为你打气 知道吧？ And I just was pumped for you. You know?
我敢打赌 可能很多人都没意识到 I bet probably a lot of people don't realize,
做厨师需要付出多少努力 付出多少心血 like, how much work that must've took and dedication or whatever.
所以 我觉得那很酷 伙计 And so just... So I thought it was cool, man.
你姐也很支持你 And your sister, frickin' was really pumped for you.
非常支持你 Really, really pumped.
但她也非常想你 Yeah, but she also, you know, really missed you a lot, too.
-谢谢你 皮特 -不客气 伙计 -Thank you. Thank you, Pete. -Yeah, man.
突然间觉得很累 Feeling tired all of a sudden.
那么说她不是真的忙于工作 So, she's not really busy at work, huh?
对 她是生你气了 Oh, no, she's pissed at you.
-我该给她个打电话的 -打很多通电话才对 -Yeah, I owe her a call. -Or, you know, like, 50 calls.
我不想多管闲事 I don't want to get in the middle of anything or whatever,
但她也不容易 知道吧 but, I mean, it was hard for her too, you know?
我得忙手上的活儿 好吗？ Look. I got to keep jamming here, all right?
我知道 我进去了 Yeah, I know, totally. I'm going to head in,
你走之前我们再聊聊 but I'll catch you before you cruise?
-好 -好的 -Yes. -Yeah. Cool. Cool.
这家伙简直逗死了 This freaking guy? Hilarious.
妈的 Fuck.
真他妈的 Fuck. Shit.
又找到了些番茄酱 Got a little more ketchup here.
谢谢 Thanks.
怎么回事？ What?
别生气 Don't kill me.
快说 Oh, I can't wait for this.
我们把一瓶赞安诺撒在果汁里了 We, uh... We spilled a bottle of Xanax in the cooler.
他们死了吗？ What, are they fucking dead?
没有 我觉得他们只是在睡觉 No, no, no. I think they're just sleeping?
我觉得挺好 Actually, I'm kind of into it.
-是吗？ -对 -Yeah? -Oh, yeah.
-继续好好干 你做得很不错 -好的 Keep up the good work. You're killing it. All right.
要命 Fuck.
主厨们 准备品尝土豆了 Okay, chefs. Let's get ready to taste the potatoes.
妈的 Fuck.
拜托 Oh, come on. Come on, come on!
身后有人 Behind!
拜托 -Whoa. -Come on...
妈的 对不起 Fuck. Sorry, sorry.
-对不起 -没事 -Sorry. -It's cool.
妈的 怎么能这样 蒂娜！ Fuck! Come on, Tina.
对不起 Sorry.
妈的 Fuck.
你为什么帮我？ Why did you do this?
因为我没时间闲扯 Because I don't have time to fuck around.
不客气 主厨 You're welcome, chef.
还真不错 Damn.
-要咖啡吗？ -不要 -Coffee? -No, no, I'm good.
那是什么时候照的？ When is that from?
公牛队蝉联冠军球迷派对 1992年 格兰特公园 Repeat party. Grant Park, '92.
你想他吗？ You ever miss him?
不大了解他 所以不想 Didn't really know him well enough to miss him.
你呢？ You?
有时候想 我们年龄相仿 Sometimes. You know, we were so close in age,
更像朋友 不像家人 more like... More like a friend than family.
你知道的 我们同时面对着 You know, we were... Same kind of problems
同样的问题 很有共同语言 around the same time. We had a lot to talk about.
听着不错 That sounds nice.
是不错 It was.
你最后一次跟他说话是什么时候？ When's the last time you talked to him?
20年前吧 我们大吵了一架 Around 20 years ago. We had a gnarly fight, man.
为什么吵架？ What was it about?
很多事 Million things.
毒品 酒 赌博 You know, drugs, alcohol, gambling,
主要是因为他总做蠢事 mostly 'cause he just insisted on doing stupid fucking shit all the time.
无论从事什么行业 He'd had a new career,
都是三分钟热度 like, every ten minutes.
开始想做经纪人 后来想做橄榄球防守教练 Wanted to be a broker, and then he wanted to be a defensive coordinator.
没开玩笑 I'm dead serious.
某个混蛋投资开了 艾德戴比威克斯餐厅 And then some asshole invests in Ed Debevics.
于是 他突然间就开起了餐馆 And, you know, suddenly he's a restauranteur.
那是他的典型行为 Sounds about right.
是的 Yeah.
可怜你妈了 她寸步不离地照料餐馆 Really stuck your poor mom with that place. Man.
一开始那里是全天候营业的 不可思议吧 I mean, don't you find it impossible being in there 24 hours a day?
我在那儿待五分钟 就开始想不好的事了 I'm in there for five minutes and I start thinking about bad shit.
-也许因此我才那么喜欢那里 -对 -That's probably why I like it so much. -Yeah.
也许因此你才想让它东山再起 Probably why you want to fix it, too.
也许吧 Probably.
就是想说 如果没经营好 Just, you know... Just don't be too disappointed
不要失望 if it doesn't necessarily happen.
好吧？ All right.
你知道我不会把它卖给你 对吧？ You know I'm not going to sell it to you, right?
我知道 I know that.
我梦见他了 I had a dream about him.
有一次 你爸还有我 Once, your dad, we were up in, um,
去了日内瓦湖 或者是别的地方 我们在路上 Lake Geneva, or someplace, and we're going along.
开着一辆大越野车 We're driving along this car, big SUV.
他坐在副驾驶的座位上 我们开得很快 非常快 He's in the passenger seat and we're driving fast, like, really fast.
我控制不住 And I can't get control.
颠簸的车子晃得厉害 You know, it's like bumpy car's flying all over the place.
他不肯系上安全带 He wouldn't put on a seat belt.
突然间 一个小男孩 Suddenly this little kid, a little boy,
走到了路中间 我急刹车 he walks out in the middle of the road, I jam on the brakes really hard.
车子停下时都碰到那小孩的衣服了 Car stops like a millimeter away from him.
你爸飞出了挡风玻璃 But your dad, he goes flying through the windshield,
却一直都没落地 but he never lands.
他一直在飞 Well, he keeps on flying.
那个孩子呢？ What happened to the kid?
站在那里朝你爸挥手 He stood there waving at him.
说点让人高兴的事 Well, on a on a sunnier note,
欠我的钱 你可以少还两千了 祝贺你 you have, you have knocked two K off your tab. Congrats.
话锋转得太快了 Nice segue.
我是话锋之王 I'm a segue king.
那我现在欠你多少？ 29万8千美金？ So what do we owe you now? $298,000?
29万8千零50 $298,050.
-怎么有个50美金的零头？ -运输和处理费 -What's that 50 about? -Shipping and handling.
混蛋 Asshole.
拜托 Come on...
主厨 我可以尝尝 用新做法做出来的土豆吗？ Chef, can I taste the new potatoes?
等一下 One minute.
-尽管说吧 -说什么？ -Go ahead, get it over with. -Get what over with?
尝完之后说难吃 Taste it and tell me it's shitty.
-很好吃 谢谢 主厨 -什么？ -It's great. Thanks, chef. -What?
很好吃 谢谢 主厨 It's great. Thank you, chef.
我们快点在开店前做好准备吧 Now, let's hurry up and roll before we get rolled, yeah?
谢谢你 猪厨 Thank you, Jeff.
主厨 Chef.
快走吧 我什么都没吃 All right. Let's get the hell out of here. I didn't get a chance to eat anything.
-我也没吃 饿死了 -嘿 今天干得不错 伙计们 -Me neither. I'm fucking starving. -Hey. Nice work today, fellas.
-真的 -见到你真好 吉姆叔叔 -Seriously. -Good to see you, Uncle Jim.
-爱你 小熊 -爱你 -Love you, Bear. -Love you.
-回见 理查德 -好 下次见 詹姆斯 -Later, Richard. -All right. Until next time, James.
你们想看看恶心的东西吗？ Hey, you guys want to see something disgusting?
搞不懂 完全想不明白 I don't understand it. It's so mysterious to me.
他坐在那里 睡得很熟 He's sitting there just sleeping like a baby.
我想暴打他一顿 I want to beat the living, fucking crap out of him.
-知道吗？ -我太懂了 -You know? -Exactly.
谢谢你们让我成为这个家庭的一员 Thank you for making me part of this family.
这份记忆我会永远珍藏 I'll never forget these memories.
闭嘴 你个该死的宅男 Shut the fuck up, you fucking nerd.
那边睡去 Sleep there.
-快回去了吗？ -对 -Are we almost back? -Yeah.
对不起 伙计 Sorry, man.
员工餐的甜点 Yo, yo, got some family dessert.
看着很好吃啊 That looks nice.
我们能吃上蛋糕 因为我们是最好的朋友 We all get cake because we're best friends.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 Hey.
主厨 Chef.
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