爱情生活 第一季 第一集
我们的爱情生活很容易就能折合成数据 Our love lives can quite easily be reduced to data.
比如 For instance,
平均一个人 by the time the average person
在找到真爱之前 ends up with the love of their life,
会经历七段感情 they will have been in seven relationships.
在这些感情中 两段往往是长期的 Of those, two are often long-term relationships,
而剩下的就是短期放纵 while the rest are a mix of short-term flings,
随性约会 casual dating,
以及一夜情 and one-night stands.
平均一个人在这些感情中会坠入爱河两次 The average person will also fall in love two of those times
以及心碎两次 and have their heart broken twice as well.
但是在这些数字背后 Yet behind all of those numbers,
总是有一个更大的故事 there is always a much bigger story.
这是达比·卡特的故事 This is the story of Darby Carter.
达比不记得他父母有结婚 Darby doesn't remember her parents ever being married.
他们在她4岁时离婚 They got divorced when she was four,
小时候 and she spent her childhood
她来回穿梭于他们的新房子 being shuttled back and forth between their new houses
和新家庭之间 and new families.
孬种 都不敢到门口来 Coward. Won't even come to the door.
没事 妈妈 It's fine, Mom.
这让达比感觉自己是个永久性酒店住客 This made Darby feel like a permanent hotel guest,
中午12点前就得离开 one who couldn't stay past 12:00 checkout.
你好 拉里 Hi, Larry.
作为结果 达比的青春期里 As a result, Darby's adolescence
有过无数次和他人建立联系的错误尝试 was marked by myriad misguided attempts at connection.
你不必送我回家的 You didn't have to walk me home.
但我家就在那边 Oh. But my house is just up there.
我不知道你住在这儿 I didn't know you lived up here.
拜 Bye.
达比完全不知道她在哪 Darby had no idea where she was,
她极度担心这个年轻人 and she was so nervous that this young man
会发现她在说谎 would find out she'd been lying
以至于她在他家院子里拉了一次"焦虑便便" that she took an anxiety poo in his family's yard.
达比去纽约上大学的时候 When Darby moved to New York for university,
她想象她会变成一个国际化女人 she imagined she'd become a cosmopolitan woman.
现实中 生活很有趣 In reality, it was fun,
但也有些空虚 but slightly empty.
窗帘拉上 Get the curtain.
达比开始好奇她是否能到达更高境界 Darby started to wonder if she'd ever reach the next level,
真正和人交往 where you're really dating someone,
不用因为你要去约会 where you don't change your outfit
就换衣服 just because you're seeing the person,
身上穿的什么就是什么 where you just wear what you're wearing
因为你就是你 because you are who you are.
然后她遇见了奥吉·郑 And then she met Augie Jeong.
一 奥吉·郑
不错啊 亲爱的 All right, baby girl.
这是你这辈子最性感的造型 This is the hottest you have ever looked in your entire life.
-我是认真的 -是你的衣服 - I'm serious. - These are your clothes.
做一个真正的女神感觉如何 What is it like to be an actual goddess?
我的天 我有经前综合征 下午4点后就天黑了 Oh, my God. I'm PMS-ing. It's been dark since 4:00 p.M.
我没心情 I'm in no mood, man.
我尿路感染 但这是吉姆的生日 所以我们得振作 Yeah, and I have a UTI, but it's Jim's birthday, so we gotta rally.
我给他生日 All I'm doing for his birthday
就准备了唱K和口交 is, like, karaoke and a blow job,
所以必须非常好才行 so they both have to be really good.
我绝不会错过吉姆的生日 I would never miss Jim's birthday.
但是我会礼貌出席下 然后提前离开 I would, however, make a polite appearance and then skip out early.
你杀了我吧 You are killing me.
你一走 他的同事 Once you leave, it's just gonna be his work friends
就会开始谈论占领华尔街运动 talking about Occupy Wall Street.
两位真漂亮啊 Hey, you ladies are looking good.
-我们知道 -去死吧 傻逼 - We know, bro. - Eat shit, motherfucker.
我觉得吉姆想上那个山寨佐伊·丹斯切尔 I think Jim wants to fuck that Zooey Deschanel wannabe.
闭嘴 他那么爱你 Shut up. He's so in love with you.
我知道 No, I know he is,
但我还是觉得他想上她 but I still think he wants to fuck her.
你可以爱一个人 同时和别人做爱 People can love people and still fuck other people.
你点完了吗 You done with the book?
什么 What?
-你选好歌了吗 -不管了 - Did you pick a song yet? - Okay, fuck this.
抱歉 Sorry.
贱人 借过下 Hey, bitch. Excuse me.
好了 奶子男 All right, titty boy.
我不知道 Yeah, I don't know.
不 我们可以一起选 No, no. We can look together.
对了 我是奥吉 I'm--I'm Augie, by the way.
-达比 -福比 - Uh, Darby. - Furby?
-达比 -达比 - Darby. - Darby.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
我有被叫过福比 星巴克里经常的事 I've gotten Furby before, at Starbucks a lot.
-是吧 -嗯 - Right? - Yeah.
我杯子上什么名字都有过 The names that I've gotten on my cups...
吉姆女友已经上一垒了 Wow, Jim's girlfriend's on one, huh?
-萨拉 -是的 - Sara? - Yeah.
嗯 Yeah, um...
她一喝酒就会乱来 yeah, she can't handle her liquor,
不过她每晚都喝 but uh, she drinks every night anyway.
酷 Cool.
所以她酗酒 So she's an alcoholic.
不是 不是 No! No.
她... 如果我们再大点 I mean, she's--you know, if we were older...
-嗯 -也许 但现在她就很好玩 - Right. - Maybe, but like, right now, she's just, like, so fun.
接下来轮到我唱歌了 Um, I actually have a song up next,
你想跟我合唱吗 if you wanted to duet, perhaps?
你已经选好了 You already picked one?
是的 我只是想和你搭讪 Yeah. I just wanted to talk to you.
你将我割裂开 ♪ You cut me open and I ♪
-我一直在流血 -这段我会 - ♪ Keep bleeding ♪ - Oh, this part I know.
一直在流血的爱 ♪ Keep, keep bleeding love ♪
-生日快乐 吉姆 -我一直在流血 - Happy birthday, Jim! - ♪ I keep bleeding ♪
一直在流血的爱 ♪ I keep, keep bleeding love ♪
我就会一点 I mean, I know a little bit.
一直在流 ♪ Keep bleeding ♪
一直在流血的爱 ♪ Keep, keep bleeding ♪
-纽约经典 -天 - New York classic. - Oh, boy.
人们就爱说"纽约经典"这样的话 People just say things like "New York classic."
我到了 Well, this is me.
很高兴我把你安全送到家了 I'm glad I got you home safe.
这些穷街陋巷 These mean streets.
我在想还能说点什么 I'm trying to think of something else to say.
我该... Well, I should, um...
我该... I should, uh...
我的另一个室友 玛洛莉 My other roommate, Mallory,
住在这个凹室里 like, literally lives in this alcove thing.
-是吗 -嗯 - Yeah? - Yeah.
那个... Um, yeah, so...
我保证这不是我的撩人把戏 I promise this isn't, like, a move,
但我们能去我房间吗 but is it cool if we hang out in my room?
当然 Yeah.
他们已经离婚大约20年了 Um, I mean, they've been divorced for 20 years or something.
你呢 So what about you?
我父母跟你的正好相反 Uh, my parents were the complete opposite.
高中情侣 现在仍然相爱 High school sweethearts that are somehow still in love.
真好 That's nice.
但他们是撒旦崇拜者 所以并不完美 But they're Satanists, so I guess it's not all good, right?
相抵了 Balances out, you know?
嗯 有道理 Yeah, that's fair.
你是故意输的吗 Are you losing on purpose?
真可悲 This is so pathetic.
老实说 Well, I mean, to be honest with you,
我很确定这游戏是你自己发明的 I'm pretty sure you made this game up.
-才不是 你扯淡吧 -我不知道我在干什么 - Oh, I did not. How dare you? - I don't know what I'm doing here.
这是个很流行的游戏 This is a very popular game.
谁玩过这游戏 Who's played this game before?
我跟很多人解释过 I've explained this to lots of people,
-从没有人批评过我的指导水平 -不不 我 - and nobody has ever critiqued me as a teacher. - No, no, no, I--
他们都说很好玩 They've--they say it's so fun.
所以我不知道 你是第一个... So I don't know. You're the first--
-我不想听关于这游戏的事了 -我就要说 - I do want to hear about this game. - I'm gonna tell you.
晚点再说吧 A little bit later. Yeah.
-就 -好 - Just-- - Oh, yes.
-嗯 -我可以... -嗯 - Yeah, it's-- - I can-- - Yeah.
-怎么了 -你骨头突出 - What? - You're bony.
-什么 -我是说 - What? - Just--I mean,
你 我是说你 you--I just mean you have, like,
你身材出人意料地苗条结实 a surprisingly slender, fit, um, body.
谢谢 Thank you.
不要 不要 Oh, no, don't, don't, don't, don't.
我身上好多汗 I'm sweaty, I'm sweaty, I'm sweaty.
没事 我喜欢 It's okay. I like it.
-我好尴尬 -亲爱的 你很好 挺好的 - Like, embarrassed. - Babe, you were good. It was good.
早上好 哥们 Good morning, bud.
早 Good morning.
你们有咖啡吗 Do you have coffee here?
-我可以再去泡一壶 -不用了 没事 - Uh, I could make another pot. - Oh, no, that's okay.
我自己去拿点 I'll go out and grab some. Just gonna...
行 东西是共有的 Oh, yeah, go for it. It's communal.
-早 -嗨 - Hey, morning. - Hi.
我昨晚很开心 I had a lot of fun last night.
因为你很开心 'Cause you had a good time.
反正我觉得很棒 I--it was fine for me. Whatever.
总之 我得... Um, anyway, I have to, uh...
我得去和朋友打篮球 I have to go play basketball with some buddies.
嗯 我得去和其他军嫂 Yeah, I have to, um, knit scarves
织一些围巾 with the other Army wives.
-酷 酷 -嗯 -挺好的 - Cool. Cool, cool, cool. - Yeah. - Nice.
你想要我号码吗 还是 Do you want my number, or...
我打算决定权交给命运 I'm just gonna leave it all up to chance, you know?
我有张5元钞票 你看过《缘分天注定》吗 I think I got a $5 bill. You seen "Serendipity"?
台词引用得很到位 That's a--uh, that's a solid reference, man.
好了 Okay.
拜 Bye.
-行了 真的 -好的 - Okay, seriously. - Okay, okay.
-够了 -我走 我走 -好 - Like, that's enough. - I'll leave, I'll leave. - Okay.
我走了 All right, I'm leaving.
-再见 阿吉 -公司见 - See you, Jimbo. - See you at work, buddy.
-再见 萨拉 -拜 - See you, Sara. - Bye.
不好意思 Um, I'm sorry.
那个 发生了什么 发生了什么 I'm sorry. What just happened? What just happened?
-发生了什么 -真有你的 - What just happened? - Excuse me.
我现在有老公了吗 他是我老公吗 Do I have a husband now? Is he my husband?
我不 我只是... I don't--I mean, I just--is that--
是这样操作的吗 is that what-is that how that works?
我很高兴你有慢慢来 Yeah, well, I'm glad to see you're taking it slow.
我只是太激动了 I'm just excited.
为我开心 Be happy for me.
-吉姆 -拜托 吉姆 - Jim. - Come on, Jim.
-拜托 -好严肃哦 吉姆 -请为我开心 - Please. - So serious, Jim. - Please be happy for me.
-我没法心平气和地想 -帮我 拜托帮帮我 - Mm, I can't think straight. - Help me, help me, help me, please.
我只能闻到那些 All I can do is smell these bath salts
-浴盐 -早 - that I got-- - Morning.
-嘿 -达比 - Oh, hey. - Ugh, Darby.
谢天谢地 我需要一个女人来看看这些 Thank God. I need a woman to look at these.
带位卡用哪个字体好看 这个还是这个 Which font do you like for the escort cards? This one or this one?
左边的 The left one.
-是的 看吧 -嗯 - Yes. See? - Mm-hmm.
我就说吧 宝贝 你想要什么都行 Told you, babe. Whatever one you want.
天 亲爱的 有自己的主见好吗 这也是你的婚礼 Oh, God, honey, have an opinion. It is your wedding too.
好了 Okay.
说到这个 达比 Speaking of which, Darby,
你有打算带谁去婚礼吗 do you plan on bringing someone to the wedding?
-不是想给你压力什么的 -有的 - Not to pressure you or anything. - Um...yeah.
-新男友吗 -我不知道 - New boyfriend? - I don't know.
也许吧 Maybe.
难怪你今早看上去这么糟 Explains why you look like shit this morning.
好了 别烦她了 Okay. All right. Let's--let's leave her alone.
-家里见 -拜 - See you at home. - Bye.
-再见 凯特 -再见 - Bye, Kate. - Bye.
达比 你今天带的第一个团是来自掴客网的混蛋 Darby, your first tour today is some assholes from Gawker.
去你妈的 Oh, fuck you.
掴客网 我为什么喜欢这份工作来着 Gawker? What do I like about this job?
也许因为你可以跟老板说"去你妈的" Maybe 'cause you get to say "Fuck you" to your boss?
没错 好了 Very true. All right.
第一天
那一整天 达比都开心极了 That whole day, Darby was buoyant.
谁知道她什么时候会再见到奥吉 Who knew when she'd see Augie again,
但目前为止 她自在得意 but for now, she was walking on air,
为新鲜邂逅带来的光环而激动 alive with the glow of a new connection.
第二天
第二天 光环开始褪去 The next day, that glow began to wear off,
她还没收到他的消息 and she hadn't heard from him,
所以达比努力让自己忙起来 so Darby went to great lengths to keep herself busy,
决定给她的书籍按颜色分类 deciding it was time to color-code her book collection.
你觉得我该在这弄一面特色墙吗 Do you think I should do, like, an accent wall in here?
哪种特色[口音] What kind of accent?
就是... Just--I mean, just like...
-澳洲吗 -天啊 - Australian? - Oh, my God.
你在帮倒忙 你知道我在经历什么 That's not helpful. You know what I'm going through.
-达比 我就是面特色墙 -我恨你 - Darby, I'm an accent wall. - I hate you.
第三天
第三天更难熬了 The third day was harder.
达比开始陷入糟糕的设想 Darby sunk into an awful apprehension.
奥吉怎么还没回消息 Why hadn't Augie texted?
她太无聊吗 Was she boring?
她的身体很诡异吗 Was her body weird?
达比的大脑开始高速运转 Darby's brain started doing mental gymnastics,
琢磨着能偶然遇见他的方式 coming up with ways she could casually run into him.
老实说 到这个时候 我有点生气了 Honestly, like, at this point, I'm kind of pissed.
我都想 You know, I'm tempted to, like,
直接去他公司跟他对峙 just go to Politico and confront him.
达比 听着 我爱你 Okay, Darby, look, I love you,
但千万记得我在那上班 好吗 but do remember that's my place of work, okay?
记好了 So keep that in mind.
-不 你去吧 -多谢 - No, please, do it. - Thank you.
-她觉得这很好笑 -说真的 - She thinks it's funny. - Honestly.
我绝不会去的 I would never.
绝对不会 应该吧 也许 I would never! Mostly. Maybe.
-那些是枣子吗 -嗯 - Are those dates? - Mm-hmm.
枣子种植户正在墨西哥罢工呢 Okay, so date farmers are on strike in Mexico,
所以严格上说 你们就是工贼 so technically, you guys are like scabs.
知道吗 吉姆 我们不需要听你废话 You know what, Jim? We don't need that from you.
吉姆 别跟我们说屁话 Jim, we don't need that from you.
第四天
在杳无音信的第四天 On the fourth day of radio silence,
达比全身心投入到工作中 Darby buried herself in her work.
特别参观: 屁股展览 Very, very special tour: the butt tour!
我累了 这个参观还有多久 I'm tired. How long is this tour?
整整两小时 做好准备 It is two full hours. Get ready.
-该死的高跟鞋 -好了 - Fuckin' heels. - Okay.
我们从这开始 We're gonna start over here.
这个超级可爱的肌肉黄铜屁股 This super cute muscular bronze butt.
这个希腊黄铜屁股十分稀有 This Greek bronze butt is very rare
因为当罗马人接管希腊人的统治时 because when Romans took over Greek dominions,
他们知道黄铜有多值钱 they knew how valuable the bronze was
也就是这些雕塑的材料 所以他们经常 the sculptures were made of, so they often
把它们熔掉 来做盔甲和武器 melted them down to make armor and weapons,
我们很幸运 这尊雕像被保存下来 and we're very fortunate that this sculpture's been preserved
所以我们能欣赏到它那... so we can all enjoy its very...
具有感情张力而紧实的屁股 emotional, expressive clenched butt.
看着好像斯宾塞的鸡巴 It looks like Spencer's dick.
好了 别这样 Okay, guys, please.
别摸雕塑 Don't touch the statues.
这是明文禁止的行为 This is--this is really against the rules.
当达比看着这个女人 As Darby watched this woman
爬上这尊已经存活千年的雕塑时 climb a statue that had managed to survive centuries,
她忍不住突发奇想 早已有人选中了他 she couldn't help but marvel that someone chose this person.
而且不是一天 And not just for a day,
而是她的一生 but for the rest of her life.
达比连一句问候都得不到 Darby couldn't even get a "Wazzup?"
第五天
她的生活继续着 Around her, life continued
好像有什么事比她正在经历的 as if somehow there was anything more important
更重要一样 than what she was going through.
到这个时候 她已经成功把室友拖下水 By this point, she'd managed to pull her flat mates into it
她继续着女生们苦守电话的 as she carried on in the grand tradition
伟大传统 of women waiting by the phone.
-是你爸 -好吧 - It's your dad. - Good.
他想知道 Uh, he wants to know
"《迷墙》那首歌是谁唱的" "Who sings the song... 'Wonderwall'..."
很遗憾不是奥吉 I'm sorry it wasn't Augie.
没关系 It's okay.
是我爸 You know, it was my dad.
至少不是我的健身房追问我去哪了 At least it wasn't my gym asking where I've been.
天啊 我在发什么疯 Oh, my God. Why am I spinning out?
这破事闹心透了 All this sucks.
为什么你不主动出击 给他发短信 Why don't you just take the reins and text him?
-我能那样做吗 -不 你不能 - Can I do that? - No, you can't.
听着 我知道这很糟 Look, I know it's fucked up,
-但你得等他主动勾搭你 -你确定... - but you have to wait for him to hit you up. - Are you s--
我不想卷入什么政治辩论 I don't want to get into a political debate about it.
但现在行情就这样 It's just the world right now.
你也好意思说 你还让吉姆 Says the girl who made Jim
大声给你朗读高中时的日记呢 read his high school diary out loud to you
搞得好像一点界限没有 like there are zero boundaries.
-听着 -界限一点没有 - Look-- - Boundaries don't exist.
对 因为我自食其力 Yeah, 'cause I paid my dues.
听着 你可以以后慢慢使那些歪门邪道 Look, you can play the crazy card down the road,
但现在 你得沉住气 but right now, you gotta, like, bear down.
不不不 No, no, no. No, no.
那招数早就过时了 That shit's so antiquated.
听着 你现在为什么需要男朋友呢 Listen, why do you need a boyfriend right now?
看看你纠结的这个样 Honestly, look what it's doing to you.
这不是简·奥斯汀那个年代了 不好意思 This isn't Jane Austen times. I'm sorry.
我觉得我只是压力很大 因为 I think I'm just stressed because, like,
我告诉我老板我会带男伴去他的婚礼 I told my boss that I was bringing a plus-one to his wedding,
现在我觉得如果不带人去的话 and now I think it would be super embarrassing
那样会很尴尬 to just, like, not bring anyone.
我知道你在想什么 你这个疯丫头 I know what you're thinking, you little 0 to 60 freak.
哪怕只是让他帮个忙呢 Even as a favor.
我可以说 "为朋友两肋插刀吧" I could just be like, "Hey, as a friend, as a buddy--"
你不能请奥吉和你去那场婚礼 是吧 You cannot invite Augie to that wedding, right?
我天 Oh, my God.
我被他迷住了 太可悲了 I'm obsessed with him, and it's so pathetic.
我就 I'll just--
不可能 No way!
好吧 Fine.
-我要沉着冷静 -没错 - I'm gonna be totally chill. - Totally.
我要沉着冷静 I'm gonna be totally chill.
我其实没怎么读过简·奥斯汀的书 Haven't actually read any Jane Austen.
-什么 -我知道 这很... - What? - I know, which was surp--
这是我的底线 我做不到 Deal-breaker. I can't do this.
-你也这样 -我开玩笑呢 - Oh, you too? - I'm kidding.
-好 -开玩笑而已 - Okay. - Kidding.
因为玛洛莉... 'Cause Mallory...
取笑我 因为我不 Was making fun of me, 'cause I don't--
其实 这里有一本我一直在找的书 Actually, there is one of these books that I've been looking for.
我们为什么不买十本爱情小说呢 Why wouldn't we get ten romance novels?
所以如果我必须得告诉你件事... Okay, so if I had to tell you something...
-好 -你意想不到的关于我的事 - Yeah. - Unexpected about me,
好 我给你一千美元 Yeah. I'll give you $1,000.
什么 你完全猜不到它是什么 Wh--that you wouldn't have guessed this was--
不 我给你一千美元 你告诉我一件 No, I'll give you $1,000 to tell me something
-我意料之外的事 -我本打算免费告诉你的 - that really shocks me. - Oh. I was just gonna tell you for free.
我本打算免费告诉你的 I was just gonna tell you for free.
我其实特别喜欢音乐剧 I was actually so into musical theater
我妈还以为我是同性恋呢 that my mom thought that I was gay.
她问我看没看过《米尔克》那部电影 She asked me if I had seen the movie "Milk,"
基于美国同性恋运动人士哈维·米尔克的真实故事改编
因为她租了这盘碟 because she had rented it.
她觉得我们很有必要 And she thought it was really important
一起看看这部电影 that we watch it together.
这可真贴心 That's so sweet.
-嗯 -真不错 -嗯 - Yeah. - That's nice. - Yeah.
听我说 You know,
我也参加过音乐剧的演出 I, too, have done some musical theater.
-不可能 -真的 在中学的时候 - Get the fuck out. - Yeah, in high school.
有一次... One time...
-演的是《猫》 -你演过《猫》 -嗯 - In "Cats". I know. - You were in "Cats"? - Yeah.
什么 What?
太多小孩想演 Like, there were so many kids,
可角色不够... and there weren't enough parts...
-对对对 -所以他们就 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So they, like,
凭空添了一只猫的角色 did that thing where they made up a cat.
-但这是为了你才加的 -对 - Just--but just for you, though. - Yeah.
挺扯淡的 It was something insane.
叫卡布凯蒂之类的 It was like Carbucketty or something.
-卡布凯蒂 -老天 那可太尴尬了 - Carbucketty? - Oh, my God. It was so embarrassing.
我 你在音乐剧里演猫 让我有点性致勃勃 I--is it weird that I'm kind of turned on
这会不会很奇怪 by you being an ensemble cat?
你可真是个混蛋 You're such a jerk.
说来很蠢 你 This is stupid. Do--
你愿不愿意和我一起去我老板的婚礼 Do you want to go to my boss's wedding with me?
什么 你不必勉强 What? You don't have to.
不 我想 我想去 No, yes, I do! I do want to go!
我想去 I do want to go.
-肯定要去 -太好了 - Yes, absolutely. - Great.
婚礼哪天举行 When is it?
-我不知道 -好 真棒 - I don't know. - Okay, great.
成败全看林书豪这一投 Lin for the win!
林疯狂万岁 Linsanity forever!
他可真棒 He's on fire!
小达 你现在喜欢体育了吗 那是 Oh, Darbs, are you into sports now? Is that--
我不知道 我想说话听起来酷一点 I don't know. I'm trying to sound cool.
你听起来确实挺酷的 You do sound cool.
-谢谢你 -你是在拉客 - Thank you. - You're hustlin'.
-我不知道 -这就挺好 -好 - I don't know. - I'll take it. - Yes.
这孩子简直就是天降神兵 This kid came out of fucking nowhere.
可不是嘛 I--tell me about it.
-妈的 -我知道 - Shit. - I know.
一月 他们在卡拉OK相遇 It was January when they met at karaoke,
二月 and by February,
他们就已经出双入对了 they were acting like boyfriend and girlfriend.
-我要告诉你一个小秘密 -好 请讲 - Well, I'll let you in on a little secret. - Okay. Please do.
-这些是赝品 -什么 - These are fakes. - What?
-别告诉别人 -好 - Don't tell anybody. - Okay.
他们无视了那些 They ignored all the usual rules
保持神秘的常规 about keeping things mysterious.
你们俩真够脏的 You guys are nasty!
-真不错 -就是它了 - Nice. - That's gonna be the one.
肯定 For sure.
我喜欢这张桌子 I love this table.
再给我来十瓶啤酒 I want ten more beers.
还有谁想再喝十瓶啤酒 Does anybody else want ten more beers?
只有我吗 Just me?
长久以来 她只做过旁观者 For too long, she'd merely watched
观看别人所经历的这些感情 these kinds of relationships from the outside,
她对个中情感的了解 and anything she knew about the way they felt
也仅仅是旁观而已 was purely speculative.
现在她有了亲身经历 But now she had some firsthand experience.
爱一个人原来是这样的 This is what it was really like to love someone.
我们的朋友这是怎么了 What happened to our friend?
他今晚只是不在状态而已 He's just having an off night.
小奥 我们要走了 Hey, Aug, we're gonna roll.
-好的 老兄 -回家见 - All right, man. - I'll see you at home.
抱歉 老兄 他们会振作起来的 Sorry, buddy. They'll bounce back.
嗯 谢谢你过来 老兄 再见 萨拉 Yeah, thanks for coming, man. See you, Sara.
-再见 萨拉 -再见 - See you, Sara. - Bye.
再见 玛洛莉 Bye, Mallory.
我很抱歉 宝贝 I'm sorry, baby.
没关系 谢谢你 It's okay. Thank you.
尼克斯粉丝的生活就是这样吗 Is this what it's like being a Knicks fan?
纽约尼克斯NBA篮球队
对 差不多吧 Yeah, kind of.
怎么了 What's up?
别在意 没什么 没事 Never mind. It's cool. Nothing.
没事 没什么 It's cool. It's nothing.
-拜托 别这样 我天 -不是 我只是 - Hey, come on. Don't do that. Oh, my God. - No. I just
我不是想惹你生气 I just don't want you to freak out,
因为这个时机真的很不合适 但... 'cause this timing really sucks, but, uh...
好吧 Okay.
对不起 Sorry.
-保重 -谢谢 - Bless you. - Thank you.
我刚刚得知 I just found out that
政客过几周想派我去 Politico wants to send me out on the road
做随行记者 as an embed in a couple of weeks,
要做到十一月 所以... and I'll be gone till November, so...
好吧 Okay.
我是说 如果你要十一月才能回来... I mean, well, if you're gonna be gone till November--
不 因为如果一切顺利 Well, no, 'cause, you know, if all goes well,
那之后我就会到华盛顿办公室工作 then after that, I'd be working out of the D.C. Bureau,
也就是说 which would be like...
我要搬到那里去 I'd be moving there.
好吧 Um...okay.
这是可以选的还是... Is that, like, optional or...
应该是 但对于我... I mean, I guess it is, but I--
这是一个很重要的机会 it's a pretty big opportunity for me, you know.
-没错 -对 - Right. Yeah. - Yeah.
-不 当然了 -对 - No, of course. - Yeah.
我他妈在说什么 What the fuck am I saying?
我能够登上奥巴马的采访车 I'm gonna be on Obama's press bus and everything.
这是我的梦想 It's--it's my dream.
-哥们 这也太棒了 -对 - Dude, that's amazing. - Yeah.
-对 -祝贺你 - Yeah. - I mean, congratulations.
-谢谢 -妈呀 - Oh, thank you. - Holy shit.
太感谢你了 Thank you very much.
还有 And look,
如果因为这个 你不想跟我交往了 if that makes you not want to hang out with me anymore,
我完全理解 因为... I totally get it, because...
这样下去不会有什么结果 this can't really go anywhere, you know?
对 这不会有什么结果 Yeah. I mean, it can't go anywhere,
但我们只是在试试看会不会有结果 but we were just, like, seeing if it was gonna go anywhere,
-所以没什么大不了的 -对 对 - so it's not a big deal. - Yeah, yeah.
对 没错 Yeah, right. Right, yeah.
没错 确实 That's--yeah, exactly.
我很高兴我们在这个问题上步调一致 I'm really glad we're on the same page about that.
我知道这听起来很老套 I mean, I know it-- it sounds corny,
但我觉得在某种程度上 这是我的公民责任 but I feel like it's my civic duty, in a way.
你明白我说的吗 Do you know what I mean?
你能想象罗姆尼当上总统吗 Like, can you imagine if Romney was fucking president?
那就是世界末日 The world would end.
对 Yeah.
但你走之前 我们可以继续交往 对吧 But we should just, like, keep hanging out until you leave, right?
-你确定吗 -你不愿意吗 - Are you sure? - I mean, do you not want to?
不 不 不 我绝对愿意 No, no, no, no, no, I--I definitely do.
我当然愿意 I--of course I do.
我真的喜欢你 达比 I really like you, Darby.
-很喜欢 -太好了 - A lot. - Great.
-我只是... -太好了 - I just-- - Great.
我只是... Yeah, I just...
我以前经历过异地恋 Yeah. I've been through the whole long-distance thing before,
我不想我们中有人受到伤害 and I don't--I don't want either of us to get hurt
或者别的什么 or anything like that.
我觉得不会的 I don't think that's gonna happen.
那怎么办 我是不是应该不去 Okay, so what--I mean, should I just bail?
是这个意思吗 Is that what we're saying?
逃避你老板的婚礼 On your boss's wedding?
逃避奥吉的最后一晚 不行 On Augie's last night? No.
宝贝 你们现在要从长计议了 Baby, you are playing the long game.
你就盯着你的奖赏就行了 You just--you keep your eyes on the prize.
你一说起爱情 就变成了泰勒教练 When you talk about love, you turn into Coach Taylor.
美剧《胜利之光》中的角色
真讨人喜欢 Really sweet.
教练夫妇是我心目中的模范夫妻 Coach and Mrs. Coach are the model couple, in my eyes.
好了 Okay, look.
如果你不想跟奥吉见面 我可以陪你去 I--I will be your plus-one if you want to bail on Augie.
我可以去 我可以的 I will be there. I will do that.
-玛洛莉 不 -我支持你 - Mallory, no. - I am here for you.
达比 你就顺其自然 好吗 Darby, you just go with the flow, okay?
谁知道会发生什么呢 Who knows what could happen?
可能会是一个梦幻的夜晚 It could be a magical night,
然后你可能成为现实生活中第一个 and then you could be the first ever real-life person
追别人追到机场的人 to chase someone to the airport.
什么 What?
这铺垫太棒了 That was, like, a great buildup,
我不知道我该作何反应 and I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that.
我最近看了太多休·格兰特的电影 I've been watching a ton of Hugh Grant movies.
好吧 Okay.
于是 达比艰难地假装着勇敢 And so Darby trudged on with a brave face,
想要充分享受这一晚 trying to make the best of it,
但在表象之下是一个无可避免的事实 but beneath that façade was an unavoidable fact:
他真的要走了 he was really leaving.
这一切真的要结束了 This was really ending.
你今晚真好看 You look really great tonight.
谢谢 Thank you.
你也是 你也很好看 So do you. You look great.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
我要么穿这个 要么就是燕尾服T恤 I mean, it was between this or my tuxedo tee.
或者腹肌T恤 Or my "Ripped abs" Tee.
或者妙蛙种子T恤 你见过那件吗 Or my Bulbasaur tee. You've seen that one?
我还不知道你是喜欢新奇T恤的人 I've--I didn't know you were such a novelty tee guy.
-超喜欢 -是吗 - Really big. - Yeah.
-我有参加俱乐部 -还有俱乐部 - I go to the club. - There's a club?
-有俱乐部 -你看 - There's a club. - See?
这就是为什么你不能走了 Now, this is why you can't leave.
我们还有这么多东西可以互相了解 'Cause we have so much to learn about each other.
还有俱乐部 我还想知道更多 There's a club? I want to know more!
对 我说了 我知道 我只是... Yes, I said--yeah, I know. I just...
我们今晚不要想这些 Let's not--let's not think about it tonight.
好 Yeah.
我好像没法不想这些 I kind of can't not think about it.
-好吧 -所以... - Yeah. - So...
我们跳舞吗 Should we dance?
-对 -好 - Yeah. - Okay.
尽情享受我们在一起的最后一晚 Make the most of our last night together.
-不过我不知道你有没有心理准备 -天哪 - I don't know if you're ready for this, though. - Oh, wow. Oh, boy.
我不认识他 I don't know him.
-我有一套关于跳舞的哲学 -我需要帮助 - I have this philosophy of dance. - I need help, actually.
谁有口哨 Does anybody have a whistle?
在喝了几个小时酒后 After a few hours of alcohol consumption,
达比和奥吉在那天晚上 Darby and Augie found themselves
发现自己处于一个 at that point of the evening
很容易说后悔话的时刻 when it's easy to say something you'll regret.
有没有可能会糖霜过量 Is it possible to, like, overdose on frosting?
因为我不知道我为什么要这么做 'Cause I don't know why I'm doing this to myself.
像是在自虐 It's like I'm hazing myself.
没人逼我这么做 Nobody's making me do this.
《邮报》标题 A "Post" Headline:
"导游死于糖霜与免费酒吧的组合" "Tour Guide Dies from Frosting/Open-Bar Combo."
怎么了 What?
没什么 很高兴知道你把我当导游 No, I'm glad to know you think of me as a tour guide.
什么 What?
我很抱歉我的职业没你的那么光鲜亮丽 I'm sorry my career isn't as sexy as yours is right now.
我是在开玩笑 I was kidding.
-你知道我是在开玩笑吧 -是啊 - You know I'm kidding, right? - Yeah.
玩笑源于现实 Mm, truth in every joke.
你这是在干什么 What are you doing right now?
我有感情好吗 抱歉了 就像是 I'm having feelings. I'm sorry, like...
你从来没有感情一样 feelings that you are very good at not having.
我也有感情 I'm having feelings too.
我只是不想在你老板的婚礼上抒发出来 I just don't want to process them at your boss's wedding.
是的 没关系 Yes, that's fine. That's fine.
你说得对 真的没事 You're right. That's fine.
达比 我爱你 Darby, I love you.
你真的不用说这个 You don't have to say that. You don't.
你不准备说你也爱我吗 You're not--you're not gonna say you love me back?
我爱你 不过有什么意义呢 I do, but what-- what's the point of--what's--
-为什么非要有意义 -好吧 我爱你 - Why does there have to be a point? - Okay. I love you.
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
-你知道的 -太棒了 - You know I do. - Awesome!
-太好了 -是的 很好 - That's great! - Yeah, it is great.
太棒了 It's great.
我爱你 I love you.
永别了 Bye forever.
行了 别这样 这不公平 Oh, come on. Stop. That is not fair.
你自己说的远距离恋爱不可能成功 所以算了吧 You said long-distance doesn't work. So fuck it. So fuck it.
求你了 不要歪曲我的意思 Please, please don't put words into my mouth.
这难道不是你的原话吗 Is that not exactly what you said?
虽然我要离开了 Just because I'm leaving does not mean
并不代表我们永远都不会再见面 that we'll never see each other again.
-我们可以网络视频 对吧 -好棒哦 - W-we can Skype, right? - Oh, great.
我们可以努力找到方法 We can try and make it work.
-天呐 我们可以网络视频 -你怎么了 - Oh, my God, we can Skype. - What are you doing?
-你认真的吗 -我的天 - Seriously? Hello? - Oh, my God.
你真的要这么做吗 Are you really doing this?
这是我们共同度过的最后一晚 This is our last night together,
你真的要这样吗 and you're really gonna do this?
你也可以从营地给我写信 Write me letters from camp or something.
你认真的吗 别闹了 Seriously? Come on. What is--
-你想怎么样 -好吧 可以 - What do you say? Do you want-- - Okay. All right.
我们可以网络视频 Yeah, we can Skype.
我们可以网络视频直到你另寻新欢 We can Skype until you find somebody new,
因为我知道这些旅游巴士上会发生什么事 'cause I know how things go on these tour buses.
什么 What?
你觉得我是和滚石乐队去巡演吗 Do you think I'm going on the road with the fucking Stones?
我没这么想 No.
-我在政客工作 -我知道 - I--I work at Politico. This is-- - I know. I know.
抱歉 我不该这么说 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said anything.
-随便吧 -不是 - Whatever. - No, it's not--
真是疯了 不是的 Fuck it. No.
能帮我拉开吗 Can you help me?
谢谢 Thanks.
奥吉 对不起 Augie, I'm sorry.
我知道 I know.
没关系 我们都喝太多了 It's okay. We both drank too much.
我真的很爱你 I really do love you.
我也真的很爱你 I really love you too.
告诉过你雪融化后会变脏 Told you the snow gets gross.
是啊 你说得对 Yeah. Guess you were right.
顺便说一下 Uh, by the way,
我有一些可能会改变你人生的消息 I have some information that I think will change your life.
卡布凯蒂是一只真的猫 Carbucketty is a real cat.
什么 What?
你什么意思 What do you mean?
我今天早晨 Well, let's just say I spent some time
在老版《猫》维基百科页面花了些时间 on the old "Cats" Wikipedia page this morning,
还有卡布凯蒂 and Carbucketty,
也被称作庞斯沃 who is also sometimes known as Pouncival,
-是一个真实的角色 -什么 is very much a real character... - What?
并不是为你们的音乐剧而编造出来的 And not at all made up for your production.
天呐 Oh, my God!
这太棒了 That's amazing!
我不知道为什么这消息让我想哭 I don't know why that makes me want to cry.
卡布凯蒂是真的 Ooh! Carbucketty's real!
简直颠覆世界观啊 This is-- this is a game-changer.
我只是想让你知道 I just wanted you to know.
谢谢 Thanks.
我该走了 I should go.
是的 你该走了 Yeah. Yeah, you should go.
再见 达比 Bye, Darby.
再见 奥吉 Bye, Augie.
当一段感情结束后 After a relationship ends,
大多数人觉得他们不会再爱了 most people feel like they'll never meet anyone else,
其实并不是这样 but they always do.
达比还不知道 Darby doesn't know it yet,
但那个人在等着她 but her person is out there.
也许她已经遇到了 Maybe she's met them already,
也许还没有 maybe she hasn't,
但他们生活在这个城市里 but they are alive in this city,
也在寻找着她 and they are looking for her too.
爱情会来的 It will all happen for her.
只是跟她想象中不一样 Just not the way she thinks it will.