爱情生活 第一季 第四集
自从跟双机丹尼度过的那一夜之后 Since her night with Danny Two Phones,
达比就一直反常地随性 Darby had remained uncharacteristically casual.
我们听到他射 是不是很疯狂 Isn't it crazy that we heard him come?
嗯 就像鸽子一样在呜咽 Yeah, it was like he was whimpering like a pigeon.
希望一系列短暂的关系 Hoping that a series of fleeting connections
能让她不去渴望更多 could free her from the burden of wanting something more.
那人经常来这儿 Yo, that guy's been here a lot.
她该给他一张打孔卡 She should give him, like, a punch card.
-早 -早 - Morning. - Morning.
-我们要开始吗 -嗯 - Can we get in on that? - Yeah.
然后她认识了马格努斯·朗德 But then came Magnus Lund,
一个总是全心全意投入的年轻厨师 a young chef who always jumped in with both feet.
终于迎来了一个 Here at last was a person
达比不用玩游戏的人 with whom Darby didn't have to play games,
因为他跟她一样 for he was every bit
是个彻底的怪人 the zero-to-60 freak that she was.
四 马格努斯·朗德
2015年 双机丹尼几个月后
跟达比一样 马格努斯搬到纽约是为了重新塑造自己 Like Darby, Magnus had moved to New York to reinvent himself.
他去了艺术学校 表演学校 He went to art school, acting school,
烹饪学校 and culinary school,
下定决心要最大化他的潜力 committed to maximizing his potential.
这让达比很兴奋 把她和马格努斯 It excited Darby to think of her and Magnus
想成纽约的下一对成功情侣 as the next New York City power couple.
上菜了 Order up.
比如空盘子 Like an empty plate.
天 这太美了 Oh, my God. How beautiful is this?
达比 你的感情让我好激动 Darby, your relationship is making my pants tight.
就因为马格努斯请我们过来 Well, just 'cause Magus hooks us up
不代表你要把菜单上所有东西都点一遍 doesn't mean you have to order everything on the menu.
不得不说 他胡子好好看 I mean, he's got a great beard. I'll tell you that much.
真有男人味 That's--that's a whole lot of man.
亲爱的 Oh, baby,
你想蓄胡子吗 do you want to grow out that little peach fuzz?
不管了 我要打破我不吃猪肉的准则 Fuck it, I'm just gonna break my no-pork rule for this.
你什么时候开始不吃猪肉了 Since when do you not eat pork?
自从我看了一个玛德斯灵格[诽谤]的猪的视频后 Since I saw this video of a pig named Mudslinger
它可以运球过三个障碍 who could dribble a soccer ball through three cones,
射门得分 然后鞠躬 score a goal, and then he takes a bow.
-你尝了蜂窝吗 -嗯 - Have you tried the honeycomb? - Mm-hmm.
马格努斯在他的城市蜂箱里种的 Magnus grows it in his urban beehive.
严格来说 他是副厨 不过有一半菜品都是他创作的 Technically, he's a sous chef, but he created half the menu.
-她爱上他了 -闭嘴 - She is smitten. - Shut up.
闭嘴 Shut up.
她坠入爱河了 She's a smitten kitten.
再过20分钟 我就下班 20 more minutes, and I'm done.
你需要帮忙吗 Do you want any help?
不了 谢谢 No, thank you.
真好 凌晨1点收到娜奥米的邮件 Oh, good, it's a 1:00 a.m. email from Naomi.
不知道她有多醉 I wonder how drunk she is.
奇怪死了 我每次跟她说话 It's so weird-- every time I talk to her,
我不知道她是在说笑还是认真的 I can't tell if she's kidding or if she's serious,
就好像她讨厌我 and it's like she hates me,
但她又想要我永远做她助理 but she wants me to be her assistant forever.
古董部有个职位空缺 Like, there's an open position in Antiquities,
我叫她帮我美言几句 估计也没有 and I asked her to put in a good word, and I don't think she did.
当然没有了 她为什么要那么做 No, of course she didn't. Why would she do that?
因为要是你走了 Because if you leave,
整个海上绘画部都会瓦解 the whole Maritime Paintings department would fucking crumble,
然后拍卖行里的所有人 and then everybody in the whole auction house
都会知道她有多疯癫 would know how much of a psycho she is.
她每天早上都要你给她带一盘薯条 She makes you bring her a plate of French fries every morning.
-不正常 -确实不正常 - Not normal. - It's not normal.
-去他妈的娜奥米 -嗯 - Yeah, fuck Naomi. - Okay.
我明天一早 I'm gonna go in there tomorrow morning,
就去找她跟她说 and I'm gonna tell her that, first thing.
但你不会的 因为你太优秀了 You won't, though, because you're too good,
太善良 and you're too nice.
你不能让人占你便宜 小达 You can't let people take advantage of you, Darb.
嗯 我可以的 Okay. I got it.
-娜奥米去死 -娜奥米去死 - Fuck Naomi. - Fuck Naomi.
去我家还是你家 My place or yours?
我早上要工作 Um, I have work in the morning,
而且你家没有我的干净内衣 and I don't have any clean underwear at your place.
好吧 去我家的优点 Okay, argument for my place.
我没有室友 I don't have any roommates,
我们可以在每间屋子里做 and we can fuck in every room.
好吧 走 Okay, fine. Let's go.
谢谢 我饿死了 Thank you. I'm fucking starving.
你还需要什么吗 Is there anything else I can get you?
没了 不过你桌上有东西 No, but there's some shit on your desk.
我的天 Oh, my God.
达比 是拉差辣椒酱放太多了 Darby, this is way too much sriracha.
娜奥米去死
等等 多少钱来着 Wait. How much was it again?
一百二十万 1.2.
-就一幅关于船的画 -是啊 - For a painting of a boat? - I know.
甚至不是什么特别的船 Not even, like, a remarkable boat.
就是艘普通的驱逐舰 Just a run-of-the-mill frigate.
防热手套在哪 Where do you guys have a oven mitt?
防热手套 Uh, oven mitts.
我们有一双的 Yeah, I know we have one somewhere.
我很确定 I know we do.
-操 -亲爱的 - Oh, fuck! - Baby.
-操 -操 - Oh, fuck. - Fuck.
我靠 Shit.
-我看看 -没事 - Hey, let me see. - It's fine. It's fine.
-不不不 给我看看 -没什么 - No, no, no, no. Let me see. - It's not a big deal.
-我看看 -没事的 - Let me see. Hey. - It's fine. Okay.
我给你用水冲冲 Just let me run it under water.
-这里面好热 -我知道 - It's just fucking hot in here. - I know.
-暖气片怎么打开的 现在是秋天吧 -嗯 - Why's the fucking radiator on? It's the fall, right? - Yeah.
抱歉 我刚刚 I'm sorry. That was out of--yeah.
-我今天工作不顺 -嗯 - I just had a shit day at work. - Yeah.
奇普不喜欢我的品尝菜单 Chip didn't like my tasting menu.
我知道他是个平庸的人 And I know that he's a philistine,
-所以谁在乎呢 -嗯 去他妈的奇普 - so who cares, but... - Yeah, but fuck Chip.
我知道 我只是为我的菜单感到骄傲 I know. I was just, like, proud of it.
嗯 Yeah.
我们周末应该到城外去玩 We should get out of town for the weekend.
你不是要工作吗 Don't you have to work?
我感觉不是很好 I mean, I'm not feeling very good.
-我可以请病假 -是吗 - I feel like I could call in sick. - Oh, really?
也许我的心理健康有问题 Like, maybe my mental health isn't okay.
-是吗 -我需要你 - Oh, really? - And like, I need you...
来治疗我 To cure me.
悉听尊便 Well, whatever you need.
如果你看向你的右边 So if you look to your right...
那些是真的树 Those are actually trees.
-我的天 你真聪明 -我知道 - Oh, my God. You're so smart. - I know.
我有点恶心 因为一切都这么可爱 I'm kind of grossed out 'cause everything's so cute.
有点像《复制娇妻》 Like a slightly Stepford-wife level.
一切都太完美了 Like, everything's too perfect.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
就给她钱吧 I think--like, just pay her the money.
看上去很酷 It's a good-- it looks really cool.
我们在玩游戏 不讨价还价的话就会很无礼 We're playing a game. It's rude if you don't haggle.
才不是这样 才不是这样 That's not true. That's not true.
好吧 13 Okay, 13.
亲爱的 给她20 Babe, just give her the $20.
你会把它放在某个地方 会很可爱的 You're gonna put it somewhere. It's gonna look really cute.
你会感到骄傲 You're gonna be really proud of it.
你真幸运 我带了她来 You're lucky I brought her.
松露一般不长在这片区域 So truffles aren't normally growing in this area.
然而 我在Reddit觅食者板块里看到他们找到了一些 However, I read on the forager Reddit that they found some,
我给你演示下该怎么做 so let me show you what you do.
-当你找到一个根 -嗯 - When you find a root... - Uh-huh.
好 Okay.
轻轻除掉根周围的灰尘 Just lightly dust around the root.
就像是淘金 不过更恶心 Okay, so it's like panning for gold, but way grosser?
没错 Exactly.
我的天 Oh, my God.
天 我找到了吗 Oh, my God. Did I find one?
是的 Wow. Yeah.
你找到了一坨屎 I mean, you found a turd.
我的天 那真的是屎吗 Oh, my God! Is that actually a turd?
突然 达比的生活就像是一幅画 Suddenly, Darby's life was like a painting,
一连串时刻在时间里凝固 a series of moments frozen in time,
就像她在外围看着她自己一样 as if she was watching herself from the outside.
天 我都忘了新鲜空气有多好闻了 Oh, my God, it's like I forgot how good, clean air smells.
这是我的梦想 This is my dream...
在这生活 买一块地 To live up here, to buy a piece of land.
开一家农场到餐桌的餐厅 Open up a farm-to-table situation.
买座房子 有机花园 Get a house, organic garden.
有机牧场 有牛 猪 鸡 我想要一个马房 Organic pasture with cows, pigs, chickens. I want a barn,
以防小孩想要学骑马 in case the kids want to learn how to ride horses.
小孩 "The kids"?
似的 Yeah.
我在想要 五六个 I was thinking, like, five or six.
你会考虑这些事 You think about that stuff?
你不吗 Don't you?
会的 Yes.
但不要六个 两个就行 But not six. Like, two.
五个 Five.
最多三个 不然车子坐不下 Three, maximum. We have to be able to fit in a car.
四个 Four.
我们买一辆厢式旅行车 We'll buy a minivan.
我们会坚持在一起 对吗 We're gonna stick together, right?
-是的 -我的梦想就是你的梦想 -是的 - Yes. - My dreams are your dreams? - Yes.
你的梦想就是我的梦想 Your dreams are my dreams?
是的 Yes.
我是怎么在周末48小时内收到31封邮件的 How do I have 31 emails in 48 hours on a weekend?
好了 大人物 All right, big shot.
我们回城里后再来处理邮件吧 Why don't we hold off on emails till we're in the city?
我只想确保他们知道 Yeah, I just want to make sure that they know
我百分百可靠 that I'm, like, 100% reliable.
不会在以后影响我 Doesn't come back to bite me.
你没在上班 You're not on the clock.
现在仍然是属于我们的时间 It's still our time.
我不想这周末结束 I don't want this weekend to end.
我不想回去 I don't want to go back.
我不想回去见该死的娜奥米 I don't want to go back to fucking Naomi
还有我们的破暖气片 and our stupid radiators
然后在我们的公寓之间来来回回 and going back and forth between apartments.
万一我们不用回去呢 What if we didn't have to go back?
万一我们就生活在这呢 Like, what if we lived here?
什么 What?
我有看购房网 I looked at Zillow.
只要十万就能在这买地 It's like $100,000 to buy land here.
我们可以轻易存下来 We could save that, no problem.
你认真的吗 You're serious?
通勤只要90分钟 It's only a 90-minute commute.
好吧 Okay.
假设 我可以在这里搞定工作 Well, hypothetically, yes, I could get work done here.
我可以在这设立我的办公室 I mean, I could have my own office up here.
疯狂的点子 Crazy idea,
我们同居 we move in together.
你意下如何 What do you say?
你想怎么处理这些信件 亲爱的 What do you want to do with all this mail, babe?
都是旧的 我去粉碎了 Ooh, it's old. I need to shred it.
-给我吧 -看上去很重要 - I'll take it. - It looks important.
-不重要 -该死 肯定是工作 - Not important. - Oh, shit. It's gonna be work.
该死的黛布拉 什么事 Fucking Debra. What?
马格努斯 你最好每天都用这个 Magnus! You better use these every day.
我不在乎邮件是怎么说的 黛布拉 Yeah, I don't care what the email says, Debra.
货运清单写的是哈利法克斯 The shipping manifest says Halifax.
哥们 我超爱这部电影 Dude, I friggin' love this movie.
我不知道你是电影爱好者 I had no idea you were a cinephile.
-我们应该举办电影之夜 -是啊 - We should do movie nights. - You know it.
欢迎回家 伙计 Welcome home, buddy.
很激动你会和我们一起生活 Stoked you're gonna be living with us
还有每个月1号付百分之20的房租 and paying 20% of the rent on the 1st of every month.
-现金 -好的 - In cash. - Cool. Sounds chill.
我还在 Yeah, I'm still here.
我会一直在 直到把这幅丑画寄给这些人 I'm gonna stay here until we get this hideous painting to these people.
接下来是什么 Okay, what's next?
蜂箱 Beehive.
是吗 你把蜜蜂带来了 Oh, really? You brought your bees?
是的 合作社开始收租金了 Yeah. Co-op started charging rent.
我就想 把它们带回家 I thought, "Bring 'em home," you know?
-嗯 -就剩蜜蜂了 在外面 - Yeah. - Yeah, so just the bees. Outside.
-去抬吧 -好的 - Let's get 'em! - Okay, cool. Yeah.
两个月后
我在这生活多年了 I've lived here for years,
她从不来看我 亨特 and she never visits, and then the second
刚一考虑上电影学院 她就来纽约了 that Hunter is thinking about film school, she's in New York.
我就是提醒你一下 她很烦人 It's just--I'm just warning you, she's a lot.
我特别会哄妈妈们 今晚过后 Well, I'm good with moms, so after tonight,
她可能每个周末都想来看你 she might want to come visit every weekend.
这可不好笑 That's not funny.
我真的不想让你那么卖力 I really don't want you to go that far, please.
但还是谢谢你 But I appreciate you.
马格努斯 你把我的生活给毁了 Magnus, you've ruined my life.
吉姆 上这来 Jim, get in here.
拜托让他把胡子刮了 Please make him shave it off.
特别脏不说 It's mangy,
每次他亲我的时候都扎我的脸 and it's grating my face every time he kisses me.
-我觉得我这样挺帅的 -你说得对 很帅 - I think I look great. - You're right. You do.
你错了 萨拉 You're wrong, Sara. Yeah, it's--
你得让胡子再长长一些 You gotta let a beard blossom.
-挺帅的 -达比 - It looks great. - Darby?
谢谢 Thank you.
不关我的事 I have nothing to do with this. I'm not--
詹姆斯 刮掉吧 James, shave it off.
拜托 行了 Please, stop.
我从来都没挑剔过你的外表 I have never once told you how to look.
近你者黑 You are a bad influence.
你这块墨真是太黑了 You're such a bad influence.
达比17岁前一直戴着全口牙套 Well, Darby here had top and bottom braces until she was 17.
花了我好多钱 Cost me a fortune,
不过你应该看看她的毕业照 but you've got to see her graduation photos.
她把嘴闭得紧紧的怕露出来 She's got her mouth clamped shut trying to hide 'em.
电影《教父》中的角色
看着就像唐·柯里昂 She looks like Don Corleone.
我确实像 我觉得你不用看照片了 I do look like that. I don't think I need you to see that.
听着就性感 Sounds sexy.
马格努斯 你好吗 Hi, Magnus. How's it going?
蒂凡妮 我挺好的 Hey, Tiffany. Good.
你们想好点什么了吗 Uh, are you all ready to order?
想好了 但是先说好 We are, but before we do that,
克劳迪娅 亨特 别客气 Claudia, Hunter--anything.
随便点 我请客 Go crazy. It's on me.
恭敬不如从命 谢谢 再来一杯这个 Oh, well, now, in that case-- thank you-- another glass of this.
不如来一瓶吧 Well, why don't we do another bottle of that?
"小萝卜泡沫"是什么 "Radish foam"?
你们没有汉堡之类的吗 Don't you guys just have, like, a burger?
亨特 这不是那种快餐店 Hunter, it's not that kind of place.
点菜单上的菜 都很好吃 Just order something off the menu; it'll be good.
马格努斯 你给我们点吧 You know, Magnus, would you order for us,
毕竟你是专家 since you're the expert?
乐意效劳 I would love to.
给我们来一份日式生牛肉 We'll do a hamachi carpaccio,
蝴蝶结面 红烧鸭 牛小排 黑胡椒起司意面 farfalle, braised duck, short ribs, uh, cacio e pepe,
然后问问卡洛斯能不能给我兄弟做个汉堡 and can you see if Carlos'll do up a burger for my dude?
没问题 Sure.
谢谢 Thank you.
马格努斯 不得不承认 Oh, Magnus, I just have to say,
这个地方 "魔芙餐厅 魔菲餐厅" this place, "Mauve, Mauv-ay"...
-怎么说来着 -是梅芙餐厅 - How do you say it? - It's Maeve.
这餐厅太棒了 Well, it's fabulous,
你的进取心让我刮目相看 and I'm impressed with your gumption.
从事餐饮业要很大的勇气 It takes a lot of courage to be in the restaurant biz,
但是我总跟达比说 but I always told Darby,
"找个热爱工作的有希望有梦想的男人" "Find a man with hopes and dreams who loves hard work."
我不记得你说过这话 I don't remember you ever saying that.
-事实上 达比这周在工作上喜事连连 -是的 - Actually, Darby had a very exciting week at work. - That's true.
我可能要升职了 I'm up for a promotion
从海上绘画部调到古董部 that would transfer me from Maritime Painting to Antiquities.
除了我以外 还有四个候选 Um, it's just down to me and four other people.
-四个候选 -对 - Four other people? - Yeah.
总共有80个人提交升职申请 I mean, out of 80 applicants.
我真为你骄傲 So... Well, I'm proud of you.
我一直都知道你有这种潜质 I always knew you had it in you somewhere.
看看当你开始创造你想要的东西后有了什么结果 Look what happens when you begin to manifest, right?
说到这 我说过我上周把一栋房子卖给谁了吗 Oh, speaking of which, did I tell you who I sold a house to last week?
五室五卫 带健身房 Five-bed, five-bath, home gym.
凯莉·奥斯本 Kelly Osbourne.
英国节目主持人 歌手
不是吧 Shut up.
"马格努斯 我跟你说一说 "And Magnus, let me list
"我今年给我家做的所有改造项目 "everything that I remodeled on my house this year.
"达比过生日的故事 "And here's a story about Darby's birthday
"其实就是 "that somehow is actually about
"我如何赢得了年度最佳房产经纪人奖的故事 "how I won a Realtor of the Year award,
"我把一栋房子卖给了凯莉·奥斯本 "and I sold a house to Kelly Osbourne,
凯莉还请我去吃烧烤了" and Kelly invited me to a barbecue."
根本没人在乎 Like, no one cares.
你是怎么捱过整场晚餐 How did you make it through that dinner
都没用牛排刀捅自己太阳穴的 without stabbing a steak knife through your temple?
放松 她又不是我妈 Easy. She's not my mom.
你确定不用我把晚餐钱给你吗 Hey, are you sure I can't pay you back for that dinner?
不用 我请客 Oh, God, no. I got it.
谢谢你对我那么差劲的家人那么好 Thank you for being so sweet to my very lame family.
我妈明显非常喜欢你 My mom obviously loved you.
我随时都能防守妈妈 Well, I can play mom defense anytime.
-好吧 -来挠挠后背 - Mm, yeah. Yeah. - The old back scratch?
我也明白你为什么受不了她了 And I see why she drives you crazy.
-是吗 -当然 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
她就像喜鹊 She's like a magpie.
就是英国那种 You know, the birds that, like,
收集亮闪闪的东西的鸟 collect shiny things like tinfoil and bracelets
锡纸 手链 结婚戒指之类的 and that wedding ring thing in England.
-什么 -之前的一个新闻 轰动一时 - What? - It was a story. It was a big news story.
它把亮闪闪的东西都叼会巢里 It takes all these shiny things up into its nest,
你妈的做法就跟这个差不多 and that is basically what your mom does.
她把你的童年 你的事业 She takes your childhood, your career,
你的感情 your relationships,
都当成是自己的成就 and she makes them all about herself.
我去 Fuck.
关键是... And the thing is...
你确实光彩耀人 you're really fucking shiny.
大家都想夺走你的光彩 And people are gonna want to take that from you,
所以你小心点 so watch your fucking back.
好吧 Okay.
某人还没睡 She's up!
对 Yeah.
还在回复工作邮件 Catching up on work emails.
顺带摸鱼网购一下 I'm doing a little online shopping on the side.
我赶了四个场子 I literally just went to four shows.
我的脚都要疼死了 My feet are fucking killing me.
你是怀念韦伯斯特大厅了吗 Are you missing Webster Hall?
是啊 I know.
我成了经纪人会不会很奇怪 Is it weird I'm an agent?
我穿着西装 I'm a fucking suit.
但是你好像很享受 You seem to be enjoying yourself, though.
总得有人用掉这些 I mean, somebody's got to make use
免费的酒水券吧 of all these free drink tickets.
天呐 My God.
你要来点吗 Do you want some?
不 不要 No! No.
-我喝一点你的啤酒 -真好吃 -I w-- I'll steal a little of your beer, though. - So good.
感觉真好 This is nice.
是的 It is nice.
我想你了 我的美娇妻 I've missed you, my wife.
你一直忙着和霍齐尔在里面 You've been so busy touching butts
-互摸 -天呐 - with Hozier in there... - My God.
我都见不到你了 I never see you anymore.
对不起 I'm-- I'm sorry.
-没事 -你... - It's okay. - Did--
我不知道 这话说出来很傻 I don't know, this-- I sound so stupid.
-什么 -我只是... - What? - I just--
我终于觉得... I finally feel, like, really--
感觉真的很好 like, it feels really right.
感觉... It feels just...
我很兴奋 I'm excited.
我真嫉妒你 你个混蛋 I'm so jealous, you jerk.
你们已经到了 "在公共场所胡搞 You guys are, like, in the, "Let's fuck in public
-互相发裸照"的阶段了 -嗯 - and, like, send each other dirty pics" phase. - Yeah.
我再也不会这么做了 I'm never gonna have that again.
天呐 很难 My God. Yeah, that's hard.
你现在的感情是最相爱最安全的 You're in, like, the most loving, secure relationship.
不 No.
吉姆现在只想赶上工作进度 Jim, all he wants to do these days is, like, catch up on work
或是多睡一点觉 or catch up on sleep.
他不吃碳水化合物 也从来不喝酒 He stopped eating carbs. He never drinks.
他一点也不好玩 Well... He's no fucking fun.
他在为马拉松训练 He was training for a marathon.
-我... -我说不好 - I-- - I don't know, man.
有时他感觉像是... Sometimes he feels like...
我十八岁时的文身 this tattoo I got when I was 18.
那时很酷炫 And it was so cool at the time.
现在颜色变淡了 Now it's, like, all faded,
真的已经看不出是什么图案了 and you can't really tell what it is anymore.
抱歉 操 I'm sorry. Fuck.
我喝多了 I'm wasted.
该死的 Damn.
我不是那个意思 我爱吉姆 I don't mean that. I love Jim.
你没事吧 Yeah. You good?
-可能只是经前期综合征犯了 -好 - Probably just PMSing. - Okay.
-今天我给我妈多寄了点钱 -靠 - I had to send my mom more money today. - Shit.
-废话连篇 -别别别 - Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. - No, no, no.
-你没事 -再喝瓶啤酒吗 - You're good. - Do you want another beer?
不了 我应该多做点工作 No, I should do a little more work.
但是你要不要继续再聊会 But do you want to keep hanging out?
-好 -好 - Yeah. - Yeah.
天呐 天呐 My God. My God.
要不要躺这里 小鸟儿 You want to come here, baby bird?
-好 -来 - Yeah. - Yeah.
天呐 My God.
-感觉真好 -嗯 - Yeah, that feels so good. - Yeah.
我的摇滚小星星 My little rock star.
达比 跟我来 Darby, come with me.
你知道我一直把我们当作姐妹对吧 You know I've always thought of us as sisters, right?
所以当我发现你的小计划时 我有点受伤 So I was kind of hurt when I found out about your little plan.
说真的 我感觉遭人背叛了 Honestly, I felt betrayed.
然后我发现到了一定时候 Then I realized there just comes a time
小鸟就要单飞了 when the little baby bird has to fly on her own,
所以恭喜你 小鸟 so congratulations, baby bird.
达比·卡特 销售助理 古董部
天呐 My God.
-我得到这份工作了 -是的 - I got the job. - Yeah.
-恭喜你 -谢谢 - Congrats. - Thank you.
宝贝 宝贝 宝贝 Baby! Baby, baby, baby.
你猜怎么样 你猜怎么样 Guess what. Guess what. Guess what.
你喝酒了吗 Have you been drinking?
是的 Yeah.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
没事 Fine.
我被人炒鱿鱼了 但是我没事 I mean, I got fired, but you know, I'm fine.
什么 What?
怎么回事 为什么 What happened? Why?
我想我没尽好职责 I guess I wasn't pulling my weight.
我想我只是在做自己的事 I guess I was doing my own thing.
我想我免费请客太多了 I guess I was comping too many meals.
这不是因为那次和我妈一起吃晚餐吧 Hey, this isn't about that dinner with my mom, right?
因为我真心的想买单 'Cause I genuinely wanted to pay for that.
我想现在说这个有点晚了 Well, I think it's a little late for that.
你能跟奇普说说吗 我... Can you just talk to Chip? I--
嗯 奇普 我能和你说两句吗 Yeah-- Chip, can I talk to you?
不 我不能... 不行 No, I can't fucking-- no.
但是相信我 But believe me,
他还欠我好几千块工资 he fucking owes me thousands of dollars in back pay.
我要拿回我的东西 I'm gonna fucking get mine.
这... This is...
现在说这个很怪 This is very weird timing,
但是... but...
我得到那份工作了 I actually got that job,
这很好 因为我... which is great, 'cause I mean, like,
现在我们不必担心钱的问题了 we don't have to worry about money right now.
就算在你失业的时候 Just, like, while you're between gigs.
那也不成问题了 It's-- it's not-- it's not a problem.
是的 好极了 Yeah, wow. That's... great.
这可能对我们来说是最好的 I mean, it could be kind of perfect for us,
因为我不知道 你可以利用这段时间 'cause I don't know, you could use this time
制定农场的计划 and, like, work on the plan for the farm,
这笔额外的钱能帮我们省钱 and this extra money will help us save, and...
我知道说来简单 但是... Yeah, I know it's-- like, it's complicated, but it's--
我梦即你梦 对吧 my dreams are your dreams, right?
不好意思 Excuse me!
-恭喜你 你个混蛋老板 -现在不合适 - Congratu-fucking-lations, you fucking boss! - My, it's not...
我真为你骄傲 I'm so proud of you!
只是小小的升职罢了 真的没什么 It's just a minor promotion. It's really not a big deal.
-我们要出去庆祝 -好 - We gotta go out. - Yeah.
我们去梅芙餐厅吧 Let's go to Maeve.
好 但是去别的地方吧 快走 来 Let's go out, but let's try somewhere else. Come on. Come on.
达比 So, Darby,
你现在能挣很多钱 are you making, like, a shit-ton more money now,
-是不是 -天呐 你有点礼貌 - or what? - Oh, my God. Don't be rude.
-你是挣很多吗 -挣一些吧 - But are you? - Um...some.
牛逼 Sick.
-你有自己的办公室吗 -是的 我有 - Do you have your own office? - Yes, I do.
没有窗户什么的 It doesn't have a window or anything,
但我有自己的恒温器 but I have my own thermostat,
所以跟三件羊毛衫达比说再见吧 so say good-bye to Three Cardigan Darby.
再见了 三件羊毛衫达比 Fuck off, Three Cardigan Darby.
-好啊 -天呐 - Yeah. - God.
还得恭喜我 Oh, and also, congratulations to me,
我现在正式成了有房一族了 as I am now officially a homeowner.
-什么 -我来吃饭前刚知道 - What? - Yeah, I just found out before dinner.
我姑姑把她在新泽西州的房子留给我了 My aunt, like, left me her house in Jersey.
很值钱吗 It--is it worth anything?
我不知道 虽然有点旧了 I don't know, it's kind of run down,
不过房子框架很好 but it's got really good bones.
老兄 你应该卖了它 Dude, you should flip it.
真的吗 你觉得我可以吗 Really? You think I could?
可以啊 我们来搞些钱吧 Yeah, let's make some money.
你为什么没告诉我 Why didn't you tell me about this?
我这不告诉你了吗 I'm telling you now.
亲爱的 你没事吧 Hey, babe, you okay?
是啊 没事 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
该加酒了 Time to re-up.
-是啊 -你好 - Yeah. - Excuse me.
能给我们拿一瓶法国廊酒吗 Do you mind if we get a bottle of Dom?
那不是三百美元一瓶的酒吗 Um, isn't that, like, a $300 bottle?
-等一下 -我知道 - Just one second. - I know.
但我们在庆祝 不是吗 But we're celebrating, right?
说你现在挣很多钱 Said you make more money now.
这倒是 That's true.
好吧 不管了 Um, yeah, fuck it.
来一瓶法国廊酒 A bottle of Dom it is.
我的天呐 Oh, my God.
她为什么不留给你的那些表亲们 But like, why wouldn't she leave it to any of your cousins?
我想我是唯一看望过她的人 I guess I'm the only one that ever visited her.
我总是在她生日那天送她花 And I always sent her flowers on her birthday.
原来你在放长线钓大鱼 宝贝 Oh, look at you playing that long game, baby.
不 不是的 No, it wasn't that.
我真的很喜欢莫拉姑姑 I really liked Aunt Maura.
她有很多精彩的故事 She had all these crazy stories.
而且我和她住过一段时间 Plus, I lived with her for a while
在我上高中时 那时我父母一时兴起 during high school while my parents were, like,
想搬到以色列去住 thinking about relocating us to Israel for a hot minute.
为什么你从来没跟我说过这些 I'm sorry, but why haven't you told me any of this before?
你从没问过 You never asked.
很抱歉我没问 "吉姆 给我说说 I'm sorry I haven't said, "Hey, Jim, tell me
你差点搬到以色列的事情吧" about that time you almost moved to Israel."
我只是说 I guess I'm just saying,
你对谈论我们相遇之前的生活 you don't show a lot of interest
并不怎么感兴趣 in talking about our lives before we met.
我们已经知道了 We already know, like,
-所有关于彼此的事 -并没有 - everything there is to know about each other. - That's not true.
不是这样的 That's not true.
-是的 -我还想知道 - Yes, it is. - There's still a lot of stuff
-你的很多事情 -想知道什么 - I'd love to know about you. - Like what?
你和你妈妈那些疯狂的事是什么情况 What about all that crazy stuff with your mom?
我想知道 I want to know about that stuff.
是让人沮丧的事 吉姆 It's just depressing, Jim.
就像是 我不想 It's just like--I don't--
你想看看那房子值多少钱吗 You want to see how much this house is worth?
一百万 两百万 三百万 A million, two million, three million...
大概值九万 It's gonna be worth, like, 90 grand.
他们会说我还欠他们钱呢 No, they're gonna be like, I owe them money.
什么 What?
因为当你击球时 Right, because when you hit the ball...
-亲爱的 -只有一小部分是公平的 - Hi, baby. - Only a small amount of them are fair.
想你 Oh, missed you.
但为什么 But why is it-- why is it so--
为什么要那么久才能进球 why does it take so long for anything to happen?
因为我觉得运动应该很有趣才对 'Cause I feel like sports are usually a little bit more fun.
是啊 就是因为很多人被阻挡 Yeah, and that's what a lot of people get held up--
所以他们才改变规则 that's why they're changing the rules.
就像冥想一样 Oh, so it's, like, meditative.
是的 他们在改变规则 Well, no, they're changing rules.
他们在缩短局间的时间 They're shortening the distance between innings.
太棒了 Oh, amazing.
太棒了 你们帮大忙了 Amazing. You guys are angels.
大家都很担心这个到不了 Everyone's getting very worried that this wouldn't get here,
我很感激你们 so I appreciate you.
我们往这边走 We're just heading this way.
她一直坚持说抄送给我了 And she keeps insisting that she did CC me
而且几乎告诉了所有人 and kind of telling everybody,
我这时已经查过她的发件箱了 and I've checked her outbox at this point,
我同情她因为我知道 and I, like, have sympathy because I know that...
她觉得下不了台阶了 that, like, you know, she feels trapped.
她觉得有些丢脸 Like...like, she just feels bad about it,
所以她不想 and that's why she doesn't wanna...
好了 Okay.
你能帮我拿条毛巾什么的吗 亲爱的 Can you hand me a towel or something, babe?
好的 Yeah.
谁发的 Who's that from?
蒂凡妮 Tiffany.
梅芙餐厅的蒂凡妮 Tiffany from Maeve?
是的 Yep.
这不是很奇怪吗 Isn't that kind of weird
你都不在那里工作了 'cause you don't work there anymore?
不奇怪啊 我们是朋友 No. We're friends.
老兄 Dude.
你没事吧 到底怎么了 Are you okay? Like, what's going on?
你被解雇后一直表现得很奇怪 You've been acting so weird since you got fired.
-是啊 也许我他妈的抑郁了 -好吧 - Yeah, maybe I'm fucking depressed. - Okay.
我只是觉得你为我没一起抑郁 I just feel like you're punishing me
而惩罚我 for not being depressed.
好吧 所以这又是关于你了 我懂了 Yeah. So it's about you then. I get it. Yeah.
不是 No. That's...
你情绪低落我很难过 I feel awful if you're depressed,
我想帮忙 但是 and I want to help, and there's just--
我的生活中发生了值得高兴的事 there are good things happening in my life,
我想好好享受 and I want to be able to enjoy them.
操 Fuck.
我他妈的忘了你过得很好 I fucking forgot that you're doing great,
你他妈的非常成功 that you're super fucking successful.
马格努斯 你在干什么 Magnus, what are you doing?
我并没有批评你 I'm not attacking you.
我感觉是你想跟我吵架 I feel like you want to be in a fight with me.
或许我想感受到自己很重要 Maybe I want to feel important.
你确实很重要 你对我来说很重要 You are important. You're so important to me.
是的 我当然是 Oh, yeah, of course I am,
重要到我可以跟你朋友出去喝酒 so that I can go have drinks with your friends
在你的公寓里待着 听你讲一天的经历 and hang out in your apartment and hear about your day.
那你去找个工作 Then go out and find a job
不要整天坐在沙发上 喝14块钱的啤酒 and don't spend all day sitting on the couch drinking $14 beer.
是麦芽啤酒 They're ales.
请不要拿起你的手机 Please don't get that.
怎么 Why?
我 我不能有朋友了吗 I just-- I can't have friends now?
你当然可以有朋友 Of course you can have friends.
只要不是半夜发短信给你的 Just not slutty waitresses
骚气服务员就好 who text you at midnight.
万一帝凡妮真的理解 What if Tiffany actually understands
我正在经历的一切呢 what I'm going through?
那就背着帝凡妮瞎搞 Then go nut on Tiffany's back
然后花她的钱 看她喜不喜欢这样 and spend her fucking money and see if she likes it.
早上好 Good morning.
你怎么 你怎么穿得这么隆重 Why are--why are you all dressed up?
我打算出门试着找个工作 I'm gonna get out there and try and get a gig.
这很好 That's great.
祈祷吧 Fingers crossed.
马格努斯 Hey, Magnus.
怎么了 Yeah?
你看上去很帅 You look really nice.
谢谢 Thank you.
怎么样 有好运吗
你的看上去更好吃
宝贝 Hey, babe.
我打来问你今天过得怎么样 I'm just calling to check how your day is going.
想着你有没有遇到好的机会 Wondering if you got any bites.
我打算去买点晚餐之类的 Um, I was gonna pick up some dinner or something,
如果你有具体想吃的东西 告诉我一声 so let me know if you're in the mood for anything specific.
等你空了记得打给我 Um...yeah. Just call me when you get a chance.
好了 拜拜 Okay, bye.
宝贝你还好吗
我打给了所有人 没人有他的消息 I've called everyone. Nobody's heard from him.
我打给了警察 I called the police,
但是只有失踪超过三天的情况下 but you have to be missing for three days
警察才会开始搜寻 before they'll look for you.
可能只是他的手机没电关机了 I mean, his phone probably just died,
而我在胡思乱想 and I'm making something out of nothing.
我的手机经常没电关机 Yeah, my phone dies all the time,
但是我仍然记得我住在哪 but I also still remember where I live.
如果吉姆早上出去"找工作" Yeah, I mean, if Jim went out in the morning to "look for work"
凌晨两点还没回家 and wans't home by 2:00 A.M.,
那他还是不要回家了 he better not come home.
你可以搬去 You could just, like, move in
跟你发生关系的那个人一起住 with whoever you were fucking.
我真的什么也没做 I literally didn't do anything,
但这真的是奇怪的假设 but this is a curious hypothetical.
你们觉得他在跟谁做吗 Do you guys think he's fucking somebody?
不可能 当然不 No way. No.
拜托 那不是马格的作风 不是的 Come on. That's not Mag's style. No.
我的天 可能跟他做的人是吉姆 Oh, my God. Maybe he's fucking Jim.
我们都喜欢马格努斯 I mean, look, we all like Magnus,
但是他身上有一丝丝可疑 but there's an element of shadiness to him.
-你也感觉到了 对吗 -是的 - You sense that, right? - Yeah.
他很喜欢撩人 I mean, he's very flirty,
他有那些看起来很恐怖的邮件 and he's got, like, all that really scary looking mail.
逃生通道上面还有该死的蜂箱 And the fucking beehive on the fire escape.
万一我们真的遇到了火灾怎么办 What happens if we actually have a fire?
好了 他不是可疑 Okay, but he's not shady.
他是正在经历低谷 但是在这之前 He's going through something, but before this,
他一直是模范男友 he's been a model boyfriend,
很幽默 很有爱 跟我妈妈相处得很好 super fun, so affectionate, so great with my mom.
现在 我确实感觉他是另一个人 And I mean, right now, it does feel like a whole other person.
是的 一个可疑的人 Yeah, a shady person.
好吧 那我该怎么做 Okay, so-- so what do I do?
我说了"蛋糕" 生日快乐 海瑟
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一定要跟他分手 Definitely break up with him.
很多人信用卡欠债 对吧 Lots of people have credit card debt, right?
我 我不知道 I--I don't know.
我不知道这有多夸张 我无法 I don't know how crazy this is. I can't--
一万五 15 grand.
他用信用卡买了一辆摩托车 He bought a motorcycle with a credit card.
我还发现了这张生日贺卡 And I found this birthday card
一个叫海瑟的女人写的 from this woman named Heather.
好吧 现在男人都不被允许 Okay, so now the guy's not even allowed
有一张生日贺卡吗 to have a fucking birthday card?
吉姆 我说我不知道 好吗 Jim, I'm saying I don't know, okay?
你去哪儿了 Where have you been?
我们能聊聊吗 Can we talk?
吉姆 Jim.
你到底去哪儿了 马格努斯 Where the fuck have you been, Magnus?
我去州北部了 I went upstate.
我去了我们的牧场 我必须厘清一下思绪 I went to our field. I had to clear my head.
穿着这身衣服吗 Wearing that?
你就不能发消息给我吗 You couldn't have texted me?
我吓坏了 I was--I've been terrified!
我昨天确实下决心出去找工作 I had every intention to go out and get a job yesterday.
我发誓是真的 I fucking swear I did,
但我还是感觉很糟糕 but I just felt so bad about myself.
自从我被开除之后 所有事都变糟了 Everything's been so fucked since I got fired.
我搞砸了 I fucked up.
我做了很愚蠢的决定 I make fucking stupid choices.
我做了非常糟糕的决定 为了什么呢 I make horrible decisions, and for what?
就为了感觉自己还是个男人吗 Just so I could feel like a man?
我还牺牲了我们的梦想 And I'm sacrificing our dreams?
你在说钱的事吗 Are you talking about the money?
我陷入了很黑暗的境地 达比 I went to a fucking dark place, Darby.
他在说什么 What did he say?
然后我意识到 我可以让生活回到正轨 Then I realized I can get this back on track.
请给我一个机会吧 Just give me a chance, please.
我能看到未来 达比 I can see the future, Darby,
未来就是你 and it's you.
我的天 Holy shit.
我梦即你梦 My dreams are your dreams.
你愿意嫁给我吗 Will you marry me?