爱情生活 第一季 第九集
一般成年人 Once the average adult
一旦经历了第一波失败的恋情 has gone through their first stream of failed relationships,
他们会自然而然地开始回顾过去 it is only natural for them to start looking backwards,
想知道如果时机允许的话 to wonder who could've been the right person
谁会是那个对的人选 had timing only been on their side.
也许如果只是对某件事的处理方式不同 Perhaps if you had only done that one thing differently
或是没有挑起某场争吵 or not picked that fight,
就能避免自己陷入糟糕约会的深渊 you would've saved yourself from an abyss of bad dates.
许多人只是猜测 Many are merely left guessing,
重修旧好的幻想永远不会实现 the fantasy of reconnection never coming to fruition,
但也永远不会消除 but never dying, either.
当有人得到第二次机会时 While others get that second chance
就能够确认 and are able to see for certain
时机是否是当初真正的阻碍 whether timing really was the impediment in the first place.
但对达比而言 并非如此 But none of this was so for Darby,
到目前为止 who by this point had managed
她已经设法在自己脑海中将这种幻想完全屏蔽 to block such fantasies out of her head entirely.
相反 她却意外地靠简单的生活 Instead, she had accidentally distracted herself
分散了自己的注意力 with the simple act of living her life.
我要再摆一些这样的作品出来 I'm gonna place some more of these pieces.
什么 不 其实你不必忙了 What? No, actually, you're not.
今天是感恩节 It's Thanksgiving.
你得离开这里 You gotta get out of here.
我只是想开个好头 I'm just gonna get a jump start on it.
不用了 小达 如果你没有安排 Come on, Darbs, if you don't have plans,
-就来我家吧 -我有安排的 - come to our place. - I have plans.
我要去新泽西过个朋友感恩节 I'm supposed to do, like, a Friendsgiving thing in Jersey.
好吧 那挺好的 Okay, well, that's perfect.
感恩节的意义就在于 You know, the whole point of Thanksgiving
与朋友共度美好时光 is to have a great time with your friends
或是与家人共度糟糕时光 or a fucking awful time with your family.
说得很对 Very true. Yeah.
2017年 单身派对两个月后
-吉姆 -达比 天呐 - Jim. - Darby, oh, my God.
你能来我很高兴 I'm so glad you actually came.
我当然会来 欢度 Of course. Happy, um,
等等 你在邮件里是怎么说的 吉姆感恩节 wait, no, what did you call it in the email, Jims-giving?
感恩吉姆节 Thanks-Jiming.
感觉应该是吉姆感恩节 Feels like it should be Jims-giving.
也许是吧 Yeah, well, maybe.
但确实是感恩吉姆节 But it is Thanks-Jiming,
所有我们就保持这个叫法吧 so let's all just stick to that, right?
达比 这位是劳雷尔 劳雷尔 这位是达比 Uh, Darby, Laurel. Laurel, Darby.
很高兴终于见到你了 久仰大名 So glad to finally meet you. I've heard so much about you.
你也是 Oh, you too.
你喝过季节性的秋日鸡尾酒了没 Did you get a seasonal autumnal cocktail?
谢谢你 Wow, thank you.
-我带了这个来 -完美 - Um, I brought these. - Oh, perfect.
-太好了 谢谢你 -非常感谢 - Fantastic. Thank you. - Thank you so much.
我去看看火鸡烤得怎么样了 I'm gonna go check on the turkey.
不 你不用去盯着的 No, you don't have to.
肉类温度计是非常精确的 T-the meat thermometer is very precise.
我在用之前研究过所有最好的型号 Like, I researched all the best ones before pulling the trigger.
它有蓝牙功能 It has Bluetooth.
你太可爱了宝贝 但我还是要去看一下 You're so cute, baby, but I'm gonna check it anyway.
好吧 Okay.
-她看起来人很好 -是的 - She seems nice. - Yeah. Yeah.
我们的感情并不算很认真 I don't think it's serious.
好吧 Oh, okay.
我不知道 也许是认真的 我不确定 I don't know, maybe it's serious. I'm not sure.
-怎样都好 -很奇怪对不对 - All good, all good. - It's weird, right?
没有跟我们的朋友一起过感恩节 Like having Thanksgiving without all of our people?
是的 Yeah. Yeah.
你有她的任何消息吗 Have you, um--have you heard from her at all?
没有直接联系过 但是 Uh, not directly, but
我听说她在康复中心 I mean, I heard she's in rehab.
就这些 Yeah.
-好吧 -是这样 - Good, good. - Yeah.
我真的很想打电话给她 但是 I know, I really want to call her, but, um,
我不知道自己是否准备好了 I don't know if I'm ready and, you know,
我想确认她安顿下来了 I want to make sure she's settled,
状态变好了之类的 你懂的 in a better place, and all that, you know?
这样是对的 很聪明 Right. That's smart.
吉姆 我搞不懂这个温度计 Jim, I can't figure out the thermometer.
它一直响个不停 It won't stop beeping.
吉姆好像说过你得用个手机应用才能操作 I think Jim said you have to use the app or something.
我要去帮忙了 你请随意招待自己 Well, I'm gonna go help and you please help yourself
享用这些成人餐前小吃吧 to any of these adult-ass hors d'oeuvres.
我会的 Will do.
看看这是谁 Well, well, well.
我不知道你会来 I, uh, I didn't know you were coming.
我也不知道你会来 I didn't know you were coming.
吉姆邀请我来的 Yeah, Jim invited me.
-我也是 -嗯 - Oh, same. - Yeah.
这不明摆着的嘛 That is very obvious.
那么你为这顿盛宴带了什么来呢 So what did you bring to this glorious feast?
那一盘 Um, uh, that one.
-这些山药 -是的 - These yams? - Yep.
有意思 因为我很确定是我做的 Interesting, 'cause I'm pretty sure I made those.
-是吗 -嗯 - Really? - Yeah.
我的天 我们做了同一道菜 Oh, my God. We made the same dish.
-不可思议 -是啊 - That is crazy. - Yeah, it is.
一模一样 不 我 Identical. No, I, um--
那个商店里买的才是我的 the shitty store-bought ones are mine.
别山药羞辱我 Don't yam-shame me.
-没 我 -我已经很脆弱不堪了 - No, I'm-- - I'm already in a very vulnerable place.
-看上去很美 -谢谢 - They look beautiful. - Thank you.
各位 各位 Everyone, everyone.
请到桌子这边来 Um, please gather at the table.
铃声是怎么回事 The fuck is up with the bell?
像是巴甫洛夫实验 Like a Pavlovian experiment.
我们坐这儿 Um, we're gonna sit down here.
我刚从韩国教完书回来 I just got back from teaching English in Korea.
我存了些钱 看了家人 I was saving up some money, you know, seeing some family.
-真不错 -嗯 - That's amazing. - Yeah.
你呢 Yeah, what about you?
我 Um, well, I--
我终于有了一个不错的工作 I finally conned my way into a pretty fucking cool job.
这好 Nice.
我结了婚然后又离了 Um, I got married and I got divorced.
我去 但 Holy shit. But--
我的天 现在不敲铃铛了 Oh, my God, we've moved on from the bell.
敲玻璃制品了 It's now glassware.
我觉得我们轮流 So I thought it could be cool if we all just went around
分享今年我们感恩的事会很不错 and said something we're grateful for this year.
-谁想先来 -我 - Who wants to start us off? - Oh, I-I'll go.
老实说 我现在只是很感恩能坐在这里 honestly, I'm just really grateful to be at this table right now.
我们生活在一个很操蛋的时代 we are living in some really fucked-up times
我想更多的专注于时刻和空间 and I'm trying to focus more on moments and spaces
能看到并感受到人与人之间的 where I see and feel love and generosity
爱和慷慨 passing between people.
因为 或许我是理想主义 Because, uh, maybe I'm idealistic,
但我真心认为如果我们能 but I-I really do believe that if we can open ourselves up
更富有同理心和希望 just a little more to empathy and hope,
世界就会改变 the world will change.
所以谢谢大家把这种精神带到这个家里 So thank you everyone for bringing that spirit into this home,
谢谢劳蕾尔和吉姆 and thank you, Laurel and Jim,
举办一次超赞的感恩 for hosting an absolutely gorgeous Thanksgiv--
感恩吉姆节 Thanks-Jiming.
-干杯 -感恩吉姆节 - Cheers. - Thanks-Jiming.
说得太好了 好难接 Um, all right. it's gonna be tough to follow that.
但我想我还是试试吧 but, uh, I guess I'll give it a try.
你刚刚真丢人 That was really embarrassing for you.
谢谢 Thank you.
我昨晚彩排了好几个小时 I rehearsed it for hours last night.
我是美国公民 对吧 Like, I'm an American citizen, right?
如果我不在乎 And if-- if I don't give a fuck about
保护我们的人权和民主 protecting our human rights and our democracy,
那我要怎么指望别人 then how the fuck can I expect anybody else to, you know?
是啊 没错 Totally, yeah.
你该去竞选公职什么的 You should run for office or something.
你就像奥巴马 很棒 You're like Obama. It's awesome.
-我有考虑过 -是吗 - Yeah, I thought about it. - Oh, yeah?
想要来点这个感恩节卷烟吗 Want some more of this Thanksgiving doob?
那我就得停止抽大麻了 Then I'd have to stop smoking weed, so.
-好啊 -谢谢 - Yeah. - Thank you.
好像还剩一口 I think there's a last hit here,
-如果你想要的话 -嗯 - if you want it. - Yeah.
如果要我总结我在过去十年里学到了什么的话 If I had to sum up what I've learned in the last decade?
就是我什么都不知道 It's that I don't know anything.
没有啊 Yeah, no.
你显然还是知道一些事的 I mean, but, you, like, know some things, obviously.
当然 但 Yeah, sure, but
即使知识也要服从于特定时刻的背景 even knowledge is subject to the context of a certain moment.
我意识到的是 You know what I realized is, like,
我该不再担心 I should stop worrying about, like,
人们想着我说的破事 people thinking about stupid shit that I say
因为他们都很担心 'cause they're all so worried about
考虑他们说的破事 thinking about the stupid shit that they say.
我变换下措辞 但 I am paraphrasing-- But--
我上次这么嗨 还是在时代广场橄榄园里 I haven't been this high since I had a panic attack
恐慌发作那次 in the Times Square Olive Garden.
我去 Oh, shit.
但你看上去没那么嗨 You don't seem that high, though.
嗯 我总是直接吃罐头里的派 所以没事 Yeah, no, I always eat pie straight out of the tin, so we're good.
没事 We're good.
九 再遇奥吉
好了 Okay.
抱歉 我得解开我的裤子 I am so sorry, but I need to unbuckle my pants--
或者该说解开我的皮带 然后再解开我的裤子 Or unbuckle my belt and unbutton my pants.
这不是我的花招哦 And it is not a move.
懂 我只是嫉妒你还有裤子可以解开 No, I'm jealous that you have pants to unbutton.
我的天 Oh, my gosh.
你比我印象里还漂亮 You're more beautiful than I remember.
-是吗 -嗯 - Oh, really? - Yeah.
我能跟你说件疯狂的事吗 Can I tell you something crazy?
嗯 Yeah.
有时候 Sometimes
我会想要是我当初不必离开的话会发生什么 I wonder what would've happened if I hadn't had to leave.
嗯 Yeah.
你可以帮我们 I mean, you would've saved us several years
避免几年的疱疹风险 of potential exposure to herpes.
你当时没有吗 Oh, you didn't have it back then?
-我那时是在想什么 -我不知道 - What the fuck was I thinking? - I don't know.
这样可以吗 Is that okay?
嗯 Yeah.
你想来我家过夜吗 Do you want to stay over?
-想 -好的 - I do. - Okay.
怎么了 What, what?
怎么了 What happened?
我好饱 I'm so full.
太饱了吗 As in, like, too full?
也许 Maybe.
靠 Shit.
没事 我也是 That's okay. I am, too.
这太奇葩了 This is tragic.
我们终于团聚 却吃得太饱没法做爱 We're finally reunited and we're too full to fuck.
是啊 这是典型的太饱没法做爱情况 Yeah. It's a classic TFTF situation we got on our hands, you know?
来吧 我们没这么差劲 Oh, come on. We're better than this.
嗯 你说得对 来吧 Yeah, no, you're right. Let's do it.
-我们无所不能 -来吧 - We can do anything. Here we go. - Let's do it.
缓过劲儿来 开始 好了 Second wind, here we go. Okay.
火鸡 大麻 Turkey, weed,
几次高潮 couple orgasms.
我想我可能会睡上三天 I think I might sleep for three days.
酷 Cool.
周日见 I'll see you Sunday.
嗯 周日见 Yeah, I'll see you Sunday.
你绝对猜不到谁刚从我公寓里离开 You're never gonna guess who just left my apartment.
奥吉 Augie.
真是个不错的节日惊喜 Well, that's a nice holiday surprise.
是啊 恍如隔日 Yeah, I know. It was like literally no time had passed.
这不总是是好事 你知道吗 Oh, that's not always a good thing, you know?
什么意思 What does that mean?
我是说如果牛奶酸了 I'm just saying if the milk is sour,
你不会把它放回冰箱 而是扔掉 you don't put it back in the fridge. You just throw it out.
没有东西酸掉 Nothing was ever sour.
我承认我错了 Okay, I stand corrected.
告诉我一切 So tell me everything.
达比和奥吉很快就复合了 Darby and Augie wasted no time getting back together.
奥吉感觉就像是一条旧牛仔裤 Augie felt like an old pair of jeans,
提醒她自己的另一个版本 a welcome reminder of some other version of herself.
等等 Hang on.
圣诞快乐 Hey, merry Christmas, man.
你也快乐 年轻人 Ah, merry Christmas to you, young man.
我尊重你的工作 你怎么进入这行的 I respect what you're doing. How'd you get into this?
花样滑冰是 Figure skating's one of those
我遗愿清单里的一项 bucket list things of mine, you know?
-什么 -是的 - What? - Yeah.
这种事 Isn't that one of those things
你不该两岁就开始练吗 you're supposed to start when you're, like, two?
好吧 Okay.
我要是那么早就开练的话一定会很棒 Well, I bet I'd be amazing.
那我们下去吧 别浪费时间了 Well, let's get down there. No time to waste.
我今天没热身 所以可能会拉伤 I didn't warm up today, so I might pull something, you know?
他应该会开到这来 He should be pulling up here.
该死 Ah, crap.
算了 抱歉 树 Uh, never mind. Sorry. Tree.
现在零下6度 It's like 20 degrees out here.
接奥吉的对吗 很好 谢谢 Hey, for Augie, right? Great, thank you.
搞错没有 Oh, come on, dude!
-接达比的 对吗 -嗯 -很好 - Hey. For Darby, right? - Yup. - Great.
-等等 哥们 -哥们 - Wait. Dude! - Dude.
-你抬那头 就十个街区而已 -好冷 - Grab that end. It's only ten blocks. - It's freezing.
-就十个街区 我相信你 -天 - It's only ten blocks. I believe in you. - Oh, God.
我爱这个 I love this!
我们设置了一条不错的装配线 This is a good assembly line we've set up.
你有做这事的记忆吗 Do you have any memories of doing this?
-放到你胡子里 -谢谢 - Put it in your beard. - Thank you.
-那去做吧 -我们该买个拼图 -棒 - We should do it. - We should get a puzzle! - Yes!
三二一 Three, two, one,
纽约市捷运局 什么 New York City Transit. What?
我瞬间就有了好多问题 I had so many questions immediately.
就像纤维 It's like fiber.
我觉得亮粉就像是膳食纤维粉 I think the glitter is like Metamucil.
你做到了 Oh, you did it.
没想到 I'm surprised.
-圣诞快乐 -圣诞快乐 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
过来 Hey, come here.
这好 你在这儿 Oh, good, you're here.
罗拉想我们早点过去帮她布置 Lola wants us to come and help her set up early.
宝贝 Babe, babe, babe.
看看我在过来的地铁上发现了什么 Look what I found on the subway on the way here.
-天 -是的 - Oh, my God. - Yeah.
-它没事吧 -应该没事 - Is it okay? - I think so.
一个混蛋把她留在地铁上等死 Some asshole left him on the subway to die
正要被踢到R线的 and it was just about to get kicked on the tracks
轨道上 in front of the R train.
不 老天 Oh, no. Jesus.
-但是爸爸来了 -嗨 - But Daddy's here. - Hi.
沃夫冈 这是妈妈 Wolfgang, this is Mommy.
你给它取名了 我们要留着吗 You named him? Like, we're gonna keep it?
我家不能养宠物 Well, I can't really have pets in my apartment
所以我想它能留在这儿 so I was kind of hoping he could stay here?
我家也不能养宠物 I can't have pets in my apartment. No, I can't.
-你房东从来不在 对吗 -没错 - Well, your landlord's never here, right? - That's true.
我不确定这个论点有任何说服力 I'm not sure that's a very persuasive argument.
我不能把它留在地铁上 Well, I couldn't just leave him on the subway,
我不能忍受带它去动物保护协会 and I can't bear to take him to the humane society.
我得看看我有没有朋友 I just have to see if I have any friends in the market
能接受一个傻得可爱的动物 for a stupidly adorable animal
随时都能献出免费的吻 who gives out free kisses all the time.
好吧 我们再想办法 Okay, uh, we'll figure it out.
水槽下有一些旧毛毯 Just--there's some old blankets under the sink.
你可以给它铺个床什么的 You can make him a little bed or something,
-不过搞快点 我们得走了 -好的 - but please hurry 'cause we need to go. - Okay, okay, okay.
-谢谢 谢谢 -我们要迟到了 - Thank you, thank you. - We're late.
沃夫冈 我带你去你的家 Wolfgang, I'll show you the digs, man.
这个艺术家的作品原料全是他在海里找到的废品 This artist makes everything out of waste he finds in the ocean.
他自己制作不含塑料的粘着剂 He makes his own plastic-free adhesive
来把材料粘在一起 to bond the materials together.
这些难道最后不会又回到水里吗 Well, isn't this just gonna end up back in the water table anyway?
什么意思 What do you mean?
没从 他捡了一些垃圾 Like sure, he's picked up some trash,
但最终它们会再次成为垃圾 but eventually it'll just be trash again.
-这是艺术品 -当然 - Well, it's fine art. - No, for sure.
-所以目的是卖出去 -对 - So the point is to sell it. - Right.
我们不会再下周把它扔到大西洋里 Yeah, and we're not gonna throw it in the Atlantic next week.
嗯 Yeah, right,
只是打捞上一些旧报纸和尼龙绳 it's just salvaging some old newspapers and nylon rope
似乎是想告诉我们 seems like it's trying to sell us on the idea
气候变化是我们的错 that climate change is our fault.
但实际上 100家公司 When in actuality, just 100 companies
占据了全球七成的碳排放 are responsible for more than 70% of global carbon emissions.
嗯 所以这是个复杂问题 Right. So it's a complicated issue--
我就是不觉得 Well, I just don't think
我们不该自欺欺人 认为一个 we should fool ourselves into thinking that this one guy
用垃圾做雕塑的人 who made this sculpture out of garbage
可以解决实际问题 也就是企业贪婪 is solving the actual problem, which is corporate greed.
我知道 很疯狂 I know, it's wild.
有个夏皮罗的作品我想带你去看看 There's actually a Shapiro that I really want to show you.
好 我们... Cool. Let's--
沃夫冈 Wolfgang.
小家伙 Hey, buddy.
沃夫冈喜欢它的新床 Wolfgang likes his new bed.
你生气了 我知道你生气了 You're mad. I know you're mad.
没有 No.
我只是 I just
希望你没有跟罗拉说 wish you hadn't said a lot of that stuff to Lola
那些艺术 垃圾和气候变化的事 about the art and the trash and climate change.
我们当时在聊天啊 我在谈论艺术 We were having a dialogue. I was engaging with the art.
听上去有点侮辱人 她仍然是我上级 It came off a little insulting and I still answer to her.
我很抱歉 达比 我 I'm really sorry, Darby. I--
老实说 我没想要造成那种效果 honestly, I did not mean to come off that way.
只是 那个作品是关于气候变化的 It just--the piece was about climate change.
-嗯 -而我对这个话题很感兴趣 - Yeah. - Which is an issue that I am very passionate about.
我知道 我知道 我很喜欢你这点 I know, I know, and I love that.
我只是觉得背景很重要 I just--I feel like context matters
要看时机和场合 and, you know, there's a time and place for it
那是我的假日工作派对 and it was my holiday work party.
嗯 可是达比 Yeah, but Darby,
没人会因为我的行为而责备你的 n-no one is gonna blame you for my actions.
如果责备的话 就叫他们去死 And if they do, fuck 'em.
不 不行 Well, no. Not--no.
不能叫他们去死 因为 Not fuck them, because
人们的感受也很重要 对吗 people's feelings are important, right?
好吧 Okay, uh--
我懂了 I hear you.
我只是觉得这是不同的意见 I just think it's a difference of opinion.
我们不用在所有事上都意见一致吧 And I mean, we don't have to see eye-to-eye on everything, right?
那就太无聊了 It's fucking boring.
当然 你说得对 No, I mean, no, you're right.
-我们都是对的 -我喜欢是对的 - We're both right. - Yeah, I love being right.
-我也是 -嗯 你很擅长做对的人 - Well, me too. - Yeah, no. You're great at being right.
他帮助很大 温柔 他很棒 He's helpful and sweet. He's wonderful.
我们不一样 但这挺酷的 I mean, we're different, but that's kind of cool.
我总是以为我得 You know, I always thought I had to be
和我的男性同行在一起 with my, like, male counterpart,
但我得接受他的为人 but I have to accept him for who he is
我相信我肯定也有让他抓狂的地方 and I'm sure there's stuff about me that drives him crazy.
我能提出我观察到的一点吗 May I make an observation?
可以 You may.
你听上去 You sound a little like
有点像是在努力说服自己 you're trying to convince yourself.
这感觉不是观察所得 That doesn't feel like an observation.
感觉像是一个评判 It kind of feels like a judgment.
你能支持我吗 Could you just be supportive?
当然 Yes, I can.
我支持你 我爱你 我等不及见他了 I support you and I love you and I can't wait to meet him.
妈 谢谢 Mom, thank you.
听着 亲爱的 So listen, honey,
我和珍妮特外婆在看医生 I'm at the doctor with Grandma Janet.
你对憩室炎有什么了解 What do you know about diverticulitis?
哪里传来的味道 Hey, where's that smell coming from?
-该死 -见鬼 - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
你有灭火器吗 Do you have a fire extinguisher?
不知道 应该没有 Um, I don't know. I don't think so.
你应该有灭火器的 You really should have a fire extinguisher!
-你真要现在说这个吗 -好吧 老天 - Dude, really? Right now? - Okay. Oh, Jesus!
-好了 -该死 - Okay, uh. - Oh, shit!
-坚持下 -该死 - Okay, um, um, hang on! - Shit.
-天 你还好吗 -嗯 - Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Yeah.
-操 干得漂亮 -谢谢 - Fuck. Nice work. - Thank you.
-我的天 -老天 - Oh, my God. - Jesus.
-发生了什么 -不知道 - What the fuck happened? - I have no idea.
我的天 沃夫冈 天啊 Oh, my God, Wolfgang. Oh, my God.
它肯定是把电线咬断了 He must've chewed through the fucking wires.
真疯狂 That's crazy.
-我们安全了 对吗 -嗯 - Hey, we're safe, though, right? - Yeah, no.
-我们没事 -嗯 - We are okay. - It's--yeah.
好的 Okay.
真刺激 Fuckin' thrilling.
-好了 -好了 - Uh, okay. Okay.
在黑暗的动感单车课中独自思考 Alone with her thoughts in the darkness of a spin class,
达比开始思考 Darby started to wonder.
如果奥吉像是一条旧牛仔裤 If Augie felt like an old pair of jeans,
是太合身了吗 were they too snug?
如果她对自己坦诚 If she was honest with herself,
拉链其实没法拉到最上面 the zipper didn't quite come all the way up
而且开始阻断了 and they were starting to cut off
流向她大脑的血液 the circulation to her brain.
好了 630 Okay, 6:30!
速度再快点 Put another turn on that wheel.
不管是什么在拖累你 用力得骑 I need you to ride for whatever it is that's holding you back.
-我的天 我们得打掉整面墙 -不是吧 - Oh, my God. We had to remove a whole wall. - No.
有个地方漏水 我姨妈之前都不知道 There was, like, a leak my aunt didn't know about.
超刺激 Yeah, pretty exciting stuff.
你怎么样 So what's up?
我觉得你是我人生中第一个 You know, I think you're the first person in my life
向我寻求建议的人 to ever ask me for advice.
对哦 Oh, um, right.
好的 Okay.
我 I...
我觉得我可能要和奥吉分手 I think I might break up with Augie.
也许是我反应过度 我也不知道 I might be overreacting. I don't know.
-天 好吧 -嗯 - Oh. Whoa, shit. - Yeah.
我只是 I just...
我觉得他现在很烦人 I find him really fucking annoying right now.
我很爱他 但我懂你 No, I mean, I totally love the guy, but I get it.
怎么了 他又开始自命清高了吗 W-what is it? Is he doing his, like, holier-than-thou thing?
嗯 是的 Y-yeah. Yeah.
显然 他心地善良 Which, obviously, like, his heart is in the right place,
但我不知道 他有时会这样 比如 but I don't know. He does this thing, like,
-咱们恣意妄为吧 -嗯 - "Let's throw caution to the wind, come on." - Yeah.
而我并不总是同意 And I'm not always down, man.
我知道 然后这让你觉得你因循守旧 I know, and then that makes you feel uptight.
-没错 -我懂 我懂 - Exactly, yes. - No, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
萨拉以前也这么对我 Sara used to do this to me--
或者说跟萨拉在一起会让我这样 or being with Sara used to do that to me.
我也不知道 也许你和奥吉 I don't know, maybe you and Augie just, like,
也许你们想要不同的生活 maybe you guys want different lives.
嗯 Right, um--
你有闻到什么奇怪味道吗 Do you smell something weird?
-没有 -抱歉 - No, I don't. - Okay, sorry.
听着 如果奥吉没有把你最好的一面带出来的话 Look, if Augie isn't bringing out the best in you,
很可能你也没有带出他最好的一面 it's possible you aren't bringing out the best in him.
这没问题 Which is fine, I mean,
这不代表你们俩是坏人 that doesn't make either of you bad people, like--
嗯 Yeah.
可以离开 It's okay to leave.
如果我对自己坦诚的话 If I'm honest with myself,
我不觉得我有让萨拉那么幸福 I don't think I made Sara all that happy.
-嗯 -你懂吗 - Right. - You know?
很好 很智慧 That's very good. That's very wise.
我去 算是好建议吗 Oh, shit. That was good advice?
嗯 非常好 Yeah, it was good.
-特别好的建议 一流 -谢谢 - It was excellent advice. Top notch. - Thanks.
不好意思 你没有 I'm sorry, you don't--
你没闻到怪味吗 you don't smell something weird?
你说这个吗 You mean this?
我感觉我要吐了 I feel like I'm gonna be sick.
-这太疯狂了 -等等 - That's insane, dude. - Wait.
我去 你怀孕了吗 Holy shit. Are you pregnant?
显然没有 No, obviously not.
但是怀孕的时候不就会嗅觉很敏感吗 I mean, isn't that a thing, though, like smells?
-我表姐之前就这昂 -嗯 - My cousin had that. - Yes.
我很确定她当时甚至没法去卖肉的过道 I'm pretty sure she couldn't even go in the meat aisle.
吉姆 这不好笑 Jim, this is not funny.
-我相信你没事 -嗯 - Okay, I'm sure you're fine. - Yeah.
你们平时很小心的 对吗 You guys are-- you're careful, right?
是的 Yes.
当然 天啊 Obviously. God.
我最好帮你把啤酒喝完 Yeah, I think I better finish your beer.
抱歉给你发那么多短信 Yeah, sorry for all the texts.
我不确定我找对地方没有 I, um, I wasn't sure if I was in the right place, so.
嗯 我其实都没收到 Oh, yeah, I actually didn't get any of them.
这下面信号不好 I just have no reception down here.
你想谈什么 So what'd you want to talk about?
你想进你房间去谈吗 Um, do you want to go in your room or something?
你介意西德 Oh, 'cause of Sid?
没事 他戴着耳机 No, he's got his headphones on. It's--
-没问题 -好 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Of course. - Okay.
借过 看着很不错 哥们 'Scuse us. Looking good, man.
-挺舒适的 -很酷吧 - Oh, this is cozy. - Yeah, it's cool, right?
你饿吗 Oh, are you hungry?
沙万和埃德加在做木莎卡[希腊菜] Shavaughn and Edgar are making moussaka.
-不用了 -好 - No, I'm good, I'm good. - Okay.
什么事 So what's up?
-我有好消息和坏消息 -好的 - I have good news and bad news. - Okay.
你想先听什么 Um, what do you want first?
那就先说坏消息吧 Oh, uh, let's start with the bad.
好的 好的 Right, yes. Uh, okay.
最近我感觉 So, um, lately I feel like
我们之间不是很顺 things just haven't really felt right.
-哥们 -哥们 - Buddy? - Buddy!
好啊 Hey, man.
-抱歉 -没事 - Oh, I'm sorry. - All good, my man.
-这是达比 -幸会 - This is Darby. - Nice to meet you.
-幸会 -嗯 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah.
-木莎卡之夜 -木莎卡之夜 - Hey, moussaka night. - Moussaka night!
这里没什么隐私吧 Not a lot of privacy in this joint, huh?
嗯 铁路公寓 Yeah, railroad apartment.
总之 抱歉 Anyway, sorry.
你刚在说什么 You were--you were saying?
嗯 就是 Yeah, no, just--yeah.
就是我觉得也许 Just that I think maybe...
你和我 you and I are
比我们想象中差异更大 just more different than we thought.
然后 And, um...
我们之间的关系没有像我们希望的那样发展 this isn't really working the way that we want it to.
你懂吗 You know?
好的 Okay, that, um...
我 I am...
我其实很高兴你说出来了 actually really glad you said something,
因为我一直也想对你说点什么 'cause I've been wanting to say something to you.
-我只是不知道 -真的吗 - I just really had no idea-- - Wait, really?
-该如何说起 -那个 - How to bring it up. - Like, actu--
什么 所以你要甩了我 What? So you're dumping me?
不 我以为你要甩了我 No, i-- I thought you were dumping me.
你是... 没错 我是要甩了你 Are you-- No, I--I--yes, I am.
-你要和我分手 是吗 -我要和你分手 - You are breaking up with me? Yes? - I am breaking up with you.
因为我不想继续待在一起 'Cause I don't want to stay together
然后又互相讨厌 and then up fucking hating each other.
-10年 15年 你懂我意思吗 -嗯 - 10, 15 years, you know what I mean? - Yes.
绝对不要 Absolutely not.
因为我喜欢你的人 Because I love who you are
如果你想住在山上的一个小屋里 and if you want to go live in a tiny house on a mountain,
我全心全意支持 I want that for you.
如果你想在余生里 And if you want to be in bed every Friday night by 9:00
-每周五晚9点前睡觉 -我想的 - for the rest of your life... - I really do.
-那就去做 -我真的想 - Let it be so. - I really do.
你接受得很好 我感觉被驳回了 You took this very well and I'm feeling really rejected.
不 我 我现在处于震惊之中 No, I--come on. I'm taking-- I'm in shock right now.
你可以假装伤心 You could pretend to be sad.
我内心心如刀割 I am torn up inside right now.
你不知道这有... You don't know how much this--
我能看出来 I can tell. I can tell.
嗯 Yeah.
好吧 Uh, okay.
所以坏消息还不算太坏 So that, uh, bad news wasn't so bad after all.
好消息是什么 What's the good news?