爱情生活 第一季 第十集
宝拉·阿丽阿塔 Paola Alliata
是一名小学图书管理员 is an elementary school librarian,
近几十年来 who, for the last several decades,
她一直住在布鲁克林布朗斯维尔 has resided in Brownsville, Brooklyn,
埃尔顿街2520号 2K公寓 at 2520 Elton Street, apartment 2K.
她闲暇时间在这里 It is here that she has spent her free time
创作油画 多数留给自己 creating oil paintings, mostly for herself
有时作为圣诞礼物送给亲朋好友 or, sometimes, as Christmas gifts for friends or family.
-阿丽阿塔女士 -是 - Mrs. Alliata? - Yes.
你好 我叫达比·卡特 Hi. Um, my name's Darby Carter.
很抱歉这样突然打扰您 Uh, I'm really sorry to barge in on you like this.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
我在跳蚤市场找到了这幅画 I found this painting at a flea market,
我觉得是您画的 and I think it might be yours,
所以我找到了您家 so I tracked you down.
我有一个画廊 I own a gallery,
我们总在寻找新鲜的作品 and we're always looking for new voices,
我想知道您还有其他作品吗 and I was wondering if you had any more work.
进来吧 Come on in.
十 真命天子
验孕两年后
不客气 You're welcome.
我不知道 她觉得可能是长新牙了 I don't know; she thinks it might be a new tooth,
但他一晚醒了得有五次 but he's waking up, like, five times a night,
我太累了 都开始出现幻觉了 and I'm so tired, I'm starting to hallucinate.
你怎么还让他跟你一起睡呢 Why are you still taking him into bed with you?
-我以为我们把床折腾坏了呢 -不 - I thought we broke that. - No, it's just easier
如果他靠着我的胸睡 我醒了就更容易再睡着 to fall back asleep if he's in bed with me, on my boob.
当我把他抱出去 When I try to take him out
放在婴儿床里 我就又精神了 and put him in the crib, I'm wide-awake again.
有一天 我在地铁上睡着了 And the other day, I fell asleep on the train,
结果婴儿车滑到了车厢的另一边 and the stroller rolled to the other side of the car,
一个女的把我叫醒还羞辱了我一顿 and some woman woke me up and shamed me.
好吧 你能跟我保证 Okay, well, can you just promise me
只在白天带他坐地铁吗 that you'll only take the train with him during the day?
没事 不会出事的 Yeah, it's fine. Nothing's gonna happen.
-只是... 该死 -怎么了 - It's just--fuck. - What?
该死 我把那玩意弄掉了 Fuck. I dropped this fucking thing.
我也不知道 叫什么来着 I don't know--whatever it's called.
-奶嘴 -天啊 - Pacifier? - Jesus.
谢谢 Thank you.
你能把他的疫苗卡 And can you please bring the vaccination card
带给日托吗 谢谢了 into day care? Thank you.
该死 行 Oh, shit. Yes.
我忘了 I forgot.
我周四去接他的时候会带上的 Yeah. I'll take it when I pick him up on Thursday.
不 那就太晚了 No, it'll be too late by then.
他们今天都差点没让他进去 They barely let him in today.
-我电邮给他们 -不 - I'll just email it to them. - No.
必须是纸质版 算了 It has to be a--the hard copy. Just never mind.
-我自己搞定吧 -不 我能做的 没关系 - I'll just take care of it myself. - No, no, I can do it. It's fine.
你能挂断吗 我... Can you hang up? My--
-我腾不出手了 -行 - my hands are full. - All right.
-那回头再聊 -谢谢 - I'll talk to you later, then. - Thank you.
收信真有意思 The mail is fascinating.
太好玩了 Ooh! So much fun.
西奥·阿尔伯·郑的降生 The arrival of Theo Arber Jeong
把达比的生活搅成了一锅粥 had turned Darby's life into a viscous soup.
她的知觉变得既敏锐又迟钝 Her senses had been both sharpened and dulled,
她的脑子和身体退化成了动物状态 her brain and body reduced an animal state.
好了 Okay.
萨拉·杨 婚礼请柬
生活真奇怪 小大人 Life is weird, little man.
太奇怪了 So weird.
新年夜
谁是全纽约史上最棒的新年宝宝 Who's the best little New York City baby ever?
是你 It's you.
没错 是你 Yes, it's you.
角落里那些画是你画的吗 Did you do those paintings that are in the corner?
有点奇怪 不过有点好看 They're kind of weird, but they're kind of pretty.
妈 Mom?
-什么事 -请不要尝试让他迈出第一步 - Yes? - Please don't try to get him to take his first steps
我正要出门 过离开他的第一晚 when I'm on my way out the door on my first night away ever.
亲爱的 他还没准备好走路呢 Honey, he's not nearly ready to walk.
看他软趴趴的小腿 Look at his little bow legs.
好 我已经泵出了足够的奶 坚持到明天 Okay, I've pumped enough milk that you should be good
-应该没问题 -妈妈在这呢 - until tomorrow. - There's Mommy.
但如果你需要更多 冰箱里还有点 But if you need more, there's some in the freezer.
务必看好日期 Just please, um, check the dates
从日期最早的开始喂 and start with the oldest ones first.
亲爱的 你不觉得到时候 Honey, don't you think it's time
考虑停止母乳喂养了吗 to think about letting go of the nursing?
我给你衣服洗了 I did your laundry,
简直没有一件衣服 and there wasn't a single article of clothing
上面不盖满奶渍的 that wasn't covered with breast milk.
许多人不知道这一点 You know, a lot of people don't know this,
不过母乳在第二年会发生变化 but the breast milk changes in the second year.
宝宝需要的营养素会完全不同 There's a whole different set of nutrients that the baby needs.
并且 天啊 And--oh, God.
我感觉我要哭出来了 I feel like I'm gonna burst into tears.
为什么离开他我感觉这么难过 Why do I feel this awful about leaving him?
每个母亲都有这种感觉 亲爱的 Oh, every mother feels that way, honey.
-完全是母性本能 -我知道 - It's completely biological. - Yeah, I know.
只是 我已经期待这个行程有好几周了 It's just, I've been looking forward to this for weeks.
我把头发弄好了 我打包了 You know, I got my hair done, and I packed
两条塑身裤 我本该... two pairs of Spanx. I'm supposed to be--
我现在觉得这几天 and I just--I feel like I'm gonna spend
我都要沉浸在愧疚中了 the entire time just feeling guilty.
那就甩掉愧疚 Well, shit. Lose the guilt.
这对任何人都没好处 That never did anyone any good.
你又不是出城了 达比 You're not even leaving the city, Darby.
我知道 我只是... I know. I just--
我想把一切做对 I wanna do everything right,
我买了那些介绍如何为人父母的书 and I have, you know, like, all these books on parenting,
可是我却没时间读了 因为我已经当妈了 but then I don't have time to read them 'cause I'm parenting.
感觉我一直在挫败 It's--it just feels like I'm failing all the time.
这件事总是这么难吗 Is it always this hard?
宝宝生下来又没带说明书 对吗 Well, the kid doesn't come with a manual, does he?
我有时确实会生气 I do get mad sometimes,
这一切都落在我身上 just that it all falls to me.
奥吉是个很好的父亲 You know, Augie's a great dad,
但男人偷懒太容易了 but men get off so easy.
亲爱的 我要跟你说点你可能不爱听的话 Honey, I'm gonna tell you something that you might not wanna hear.
责任止于此 The buck stops with you now.
没有男人能做到我们所做的事 No man can do what we do,
也没人会指望他去做 and no one would ever expect him to.
要是他做了 他就会被视作年度英雄 And if he did, he'd be considered the hero of the year.
好极了 Great.
现在我感觉好多了 Well, now I feel so much better.
还有好消息 Well, but here's the good news.
妈妈们在B面能得到所有最棒的东西 The moms get all the best stuff on the B-side.
看看我们 I mean, look at us.
我得等30年吗 What, I just have to wait 30 years?
差不多 More or less.
那些你要留在家里吗 Are you gonna leave those in?
不 我到了酒店后会取下来的 No, I'm gonna take them out when I get to the hotel.
-好的 别 -天 我不会忘的 - Okay, don't... - God. I won't forget.
卡特 Carter?
是的 我订了一个十楼的转角大床房 Yes, I have a corner king above the tenth floor.
抱歉 卡特女士 I'm so sorry, Ms. Carter.
貌似搞错了 Looks like there is a mix-up.
-没有空出的转角大床房了 -不是吧 - There are no longer any corner kings available. - Seriously?
我订的时候要求的就是这个 I requested one when I booked it.
我跟一个叫谢安娜的人说的 I talked to somebody named Siena.
我确认过不止一次 I confirmed it more than once.
-我就是谢安娜 -你好 - I'm Siena. - Hi.
我有个宝宝 谢安娜 I have a baby, Siena.
我一年都没睡过觉了 I haven't slept in a year,
我妈从洛杉矶飞过来 and my mom flew from Los Angeles
就为了让我能独自过一个晚上 so that I could have this one night.
拜托 我求你了 我需要它 So, please. I'm begging you. I need this.
很抱歉 I do apologize.
我可以给你升级到一个套房 I can upgrade you to a suite
然后会送一瓶红酒到你房间 and have a bottle of wine sent to your room.
谢谢 谢安娜 你是天使 Thank you, Siena. You're an angel.
-我姐姐刚生了双胞胎 -真惨 - My sister just had twins. - Oh, that sucks.
能给我来个吉士堡吗 Um, can I get the cheeseburger, please?
一个人安静地坐在酒店房间里 Sitting alone in the serenity of her hotel room,
等待别人烹饪的红肉 waiting for a slab of red meat cooked by someone else,
达比差一点就能 Darby was almost able to form a thought
有一个完全属于自己的想法了 that was entirely her own.
但是那想法很快 But then the thought was drowned out
就被她的吸乳器声音给淹没了 by the sound of her breast pump...
那声音就像是在悄悄说 whispering what sounded like,
妓院 妓院 妓院 妓院 "whore house, whore house, whore house, whore house."
客房服务 Room Service.
就来 Just a second!
你留在门口吧 You can just leave it!
谢天谢地你们在 我几乎不认识任何人 Thank God you guys are here. I barely know anybody.
我觉得很多都是他们匿名戒酒互助会上的人 Well, I think it's a lot of their AA people.
两年时间变化好大 让人难以置信 It's crazy how much changes in two years.
我们有在Instagram上视奸他们 We've been stalking them on Instagram
确保安吉洛不是骗子 to make sure Angelo's not a con man.
在明尼苏达没什么事可做 There's not that much to do in Minnesota.
-别这么说 -抱歉 - Hey, don't say that. - Sorry.
-我进入常任轨了 -知道了 - I'm on tenure track. - Okay, okay.
我很少能见到萨拉 不过 Yeah, I don't see Sara as much as I would like, but,
你懂的 宝宝让我在家做人质 you know, the baby's kind of made me a hostage in my own home. So...
-她过得很好 -是吗 - She's doing really well. - Yeah?
我收到了一封20页的信 I got a 20-page letter.
我的有25页 I got a 25-page letter.
我想是因为她对我做过更坏的事 Yeah. I guess she just did worse shit to me.
唯一能比萨拉结婚更疯狂的事 The only thing crazier than Sara getting married
就萨拉在教堂里结婚 is Sara getting married in a church.
我知道 尤其是因为 I know. Well, especially 'cause
我们上次聚会的时候 她偷了别人东西 the last time we were hanging out, she committed larceny.
达比曾经认为婚姻 While Darby had once considered marriage
是爱情成功的终极象征 the ultimate symbol of love's success,
现在她切身知道有多少人 she now knew firsthand how many people
因为错误的原因而结婚 make that jump for the wrong reasons,
激励他们结婚的不是爱情 motivated by something other than love.
朋友们 我们多么幸运 多么幸福 Friends, how lucky are we? How blessed are we?
然而 在这一刻 And yet, in this moment,
她还是被萨拉和安吉洛之间美好的联系给震撼住了 she was struck by Sara's beautiful connection with Angelo.
-用这枚戒指 -我把我的希望给你 - With this ring... - I give you my hopes...
我把我的希望给你 I give you my hopes
-我的梦想 -我的梦想 - My dreams... - My dreams...
-还有我的心 -奶奶 - And my heart. - Nana!
是奶奶 It's Nana.
她很忙 She's busy.
你可以接 接吧 You can take it. Take it, yeah.
嗯 Yeah.
她转到语音信箱了 She sent it to voice mail.
现在 凭着纽约州 And now, by the power vested in me
赋予我的权利 by the state of New York,
我宣布你们结为夫妻 I pronounce that you are married.
你是丈夫 你是妻子 You are husband, you are wife,
接吻吧 and you should kiss!
我好嫉妒那个仪式 I'm so jealous of that ceremony.
我们能举办个大型婚礼吗 Like, can we have a big wedding?
-不 不 不行 -你们俩 - No, no, no, no, no. - You guys...
再办一场婚礼 Ab-- Have another ceremony.
不 别怂恿她 No! Please don't encourage her.
-你想要付钱吗 -拜托 - You wanna pay for this? - Oh, come on.
-好啊 我会付钱 我愿意凑钱 -好 - Yeah, I'll pay for it. I'll chip in. - Okay.
-我去开众筹 -完美 一场大型派对 - I'll start a Kickstarter. - Perfect, a big party.
超大型派对 Big, big party.
-该你了 -谢谢 - You're up. - Thank you.
我正想要写点什么 I was just about to write something,
然后我意识到我写过上百次 and then I realized I've written the same thing
同样的话 我都厌倦了自己 in about 100 of these, and I'm tired of myself.
再想想 懂吧 Uh, well, just dig deep, you know?
尽量别搞砸 Try not to fuck it up.
靠 我还从没见过安吉洛 Shit. I've never actually met Angelo.
抱歉 我在写一些深刻的话 Sorry, I'm just writing something profound here.
或许我需要先喝一杯 Maybe I need a drink first.
你知道海明威怎么说的 Well, you know what Hemingway said.
我要在爱达荷自杀 "I'm gonna kill myself in Idaho"?
醉书意 醒修型 "Write drunk; edit sober."
当然 人人都知道那句 Oh, sure, everybody knows that one.
你想拍影集的照片吗 Do you wanna get your picture taken for the book?
好 Yeah.
你想陪我去吗 Wanna come be in this with me?
我不想一个人拍 I don't wanna do it alone.
你肯定不会有事的 I'm sure you'll be fine.
我感觉有点害羞 I'm feeling a little self-conscious.
没我害羞 Ugh, not as self-conscious as me.
我的奶子马上就要漏奶了 算了吧 My tits are about to start leaking, so I'm good.
不是说那是件性感的事 Not--no. Not, like, as a sexy thing.
能给我来一杯马提尼酒吗 加橄榄水 Can I get a martini, dirty, please?
我们有种叫假吉托的无酒精鸡尾酒 We have a mocktail called a "faux-jito,"
但恐怕今晚我们不会提供任何酒 but I'm afraid we won't be serving alcohol tonight.
不是吧 这些是什么 No, come on. What is all this?
随便了 我要一杯假吉托 Whatever. I'll have a faux-jito.
-我也是 -谢谢 - Me too. - Thank you.
三杯假吉托 Three faux-jitos.
-达比 这是安吉洛 -安吉洛 终于见到你了 - Darby, meet Angelo. - Angelo. Finally. It's good to meet you.
你要好好疼她 You take care of this one.
-你美翻了 -嗨 - You look stunning. - Hi.
真漂亮 So beautiful.
谢谢你们过来 I'm so grateful you're here.
-回头见 -当然 你去吧 不用管我们 - See you later. - Yeah, of course. Go, go, go, go. No, we're fine.
我们现在在摸索共养 So now we're just figuring out co-parenting,
其实就是我 which is a lot of me doing
做大多数工作 目前为止 a lot of the work, so far.
你们肯定会想出办法的 Well--well, I bet you guys will figure it out.
是的 我们会想出来的 No, no, no. We will. We'll figure it out.
或者他会 Or he'll complain about
再次抱怨累了 being tired one more time,
然后我会打他一拳 and I will punch him in the face.
-你好 -又见面了 - Hello. - Hello again.
你在跟踪我吗 这是我的跟踪者 Are you stalking me? This is my stalker.
实际上 我就该坐这里 Uh, actually, this is my table,
是你提起你漏奶的乳房的 and you're the one who brought up the leaky breasts.
它们只是在为我孩子漏奶 They're legitimately just leaking milk for my child.
所以是的 So I am--yeah.
这些奶都会到他嘴里 因为我本来想 It will actually go to him now 'cause I was trying to
加入酒精 但现在是不可能了 poison it with alcohol, but that's not gonna happen.
你们好吗 How you doing?
-很好 你呢 -我很好 我是格兰特 - Good, how are you? - I'm good, yeah. I'm Grant.
-我是玛洛莉 -你好 我是塔伦 - I'm Mallory. - Hi. Taryn.
-很高兴认识你 -格兰特 - Nice to meet you. - Grant,
我想说我看错你了 I would like to say that I misjudged you.
-是吗 -我很想做你朋友 - Oh, yeah? - I would really like to be your friend.
你只是为了得到我的酒瓶吧 You're just using me for my flask?
没错 Very much so, yeah.
-你们要吗 -嗯 我们也想利用你 - You guys want some? - Yeah, we'd also like to use you.
我猜到这会是一次无酒精婚礼 Yeah, I had a feeling this was gonna be a dry wedding.
唯一比一个人参加婚礼还糟糕的事 The only thing worse than going to a wedding alone
就是一个人去参加无酒精婚礼 is going to a dry wedding alone.
你有注意到 Mm, have you noticed, um,
你老是提到你一个人吗 you talk about being alone a lot?
你过得还好吗 Everything all right over there?
嗯 我想我得再多点酒 Yeah, I think I'm gonna need a little bit more of that liquor
才能开始谈论我的存在恐惧 before we get into my existential dread.
那就请便吧 多喝点 By all means, then. Get dark.
你们在这啊 Okay, you guys.
塑身衣切断了流向我头部的血液 These Spanx are cutting off the blood flow to my head.
-好啊 兄弟 -恭喜 - What up, bro? - Hey, congratulations.
但你看上去美极了 But you look so beautiful.
我很为你高兴 我要吐在你婚纱上 I'm so happy for you, I'm gonna throw up all over your dress.
闭嘴 傻瓜 我爱你 Shut up, you idiot. I love you.
我们能找个地方躲躲吗 Can we go find somewhere to hide?
我受够了一直去迎客 'Cause I'm so tired of being "on."
当然 走吧 Yeah. Yeah, let's go.
挺好的 你舒服吗 No, this is good. Are you comfy?
我舒服吗 Am I comfy?
答案是否定的 No, that's a negative.
不舒服 Not comfy.
萨拉 Sara.
我感觉我现在该说点什么重要的话 I feel like I should say something important right now,
但我又会开始哭 而我不想哭 but I'm gonna start crying again, and I don't want to.
我感觉我在戒酒后的第一年里每天都在哭 I feel like I cried every single day my first year sober.
我说"这个要和我一起生活的废物是谁" I was like, "Who is this loser I have to live with now?"
我最近经常哭 No, I was--I've been a weepy mess most days lately
因为宝宝 所以我是个超级变态狂 'cause of the baby, so I'm like a total psychopath.
邻居们都很怕我 The neighbors are afraid of me.
好疯狂 So fucking crazy.
你现在控制着 You are literally in charge of ruining
-一个人的生活 -别说 - someone's life right now. - Don't!
别说了 我的天 我脑子里全是这事 Yeah! Don't! Oh, my God. That's all I think about.
就像是在说 达比 Just like, "Darby,
别把你的损害传递下去 拜托 don't pass down your damage, please."
他现在好完美 He's so, like, perfect right now.
他无比脆弱 小小的 He's, like, small and vulnerable and so tiny.
你肯定是个好妈妈 Dude. I'm sure you're a great mom.
我真心希望你有时间 I, honestly, just hope you have time to, like,
照顾你自己 take care of yourself, you know.
我有照顾自己 Yeah, I am.
-至少是尽力了 -乖 - I'm trying, anyway. - Sweet one.
达比 你知道要是没有你的话 Darby, you know that my life would be horrible or over
我的生活会变得很糟或者早结束了 if it wasn't for you.
我非常爱你 I love you so fucking much.
我爱你 妈妈 I love you, Mama.
你是妈妈 You're the mama.
天啊 是真的 Oh, my God. That's true.
-你个性感小妈妈 -真的 - You hot little mamacita. - Actual--
真的妈妈 actual mother.
你有跟格兰特聊吗 Have you spoken to Grant, by the way?
-嗯 -他人超好 - Yeah. - He's the best.
别以为位置安排 And don't think that table assignment
-是巧合 贱人 -我的天 - was an accidente, bitch. - Oh, my God.
我很高兴看到你仍然是疯的 I'm glad to see you're still out of your fucking mind.
跟他谈谈 Talk to him.
-我在跟他谈 -他是英国人 -嗯 是英国人 - I'm talking to him. - He's British. - Yeah, he's British.
他 And he's, like--
看上去像炸鱼薯条一样美味 looks as delicious as some fish and chips.
我想要一个司康饼 All right, I'd like a scone.
我想要配上果酱的司康饼 I'd like a scone with jam.
好烦 你能帮我拿着吗 So annoying. Will you just hold it for me?
各位 赶紧上来跳啊 Guys, get the fuck out here. People, come on.
你去跳舞吧 You go dance.
十 九 八 七 Ten, nine, eight, seven,
六 五 six, five,
四 三 二 一 four, three, two, one.
新年快乐 Happy New Year!
新年快乐 Happy New year!
我们最近找到了一个很优秀的女人 Yeah, we recently found this amazing woman,
宝拉·阿丽阿塔 um, Paola Alliata.
她画的画超级美 She does these truly stunning oil paintings.
她积累了数十年的作品 无人问津 She's just been, like, sitting on decades of work in total obscurity,
我们今年春天要围绕她举办一次展览 and we're building this whole exhibit around her for the spring.
很令人激动 Really exciting.
很酷 Cool, man.
比我酷多了 Well, that's a lot cooler than me.
我是 Yeah, I'm in a--
我是搞网络安全的 在Etsy[手工艺品网站] I'm in cybersecurity...at Etsy.
这样啊 总有人得保护 Oh. No, somebody's gotta protect
那些手套和锡制铭牌 all those mittens and the tin signs and shit.
又一次 But once, actually,
我以为我遇到了一个俄罗斯的网络喷子 I thought I had a beat on a Russian troll farm,
结果只是一个想要 but, really, it was just some kid who wanted
私制巴特·辛普森卫衣的小孩 a bootleg Bart Simpson sweatshirt.
挺逊的 So it's pretty lame.
我得在生活里找点别的事做 And I need to find something else to do with my life.
嗯 我们得给你找个更有满足感的事 Yeah, well, we just gotta find you something more fulfilling.
-对吗 -你要帮我 - Right? - Oh, you're gonna help me?
是啊 我铁了心了 Oh, yeah. I'm invested now.
-好 -你得大胆跳出去 - All right. - No, you gotta make the jump.
我就是 我在一年半的时间里都没有健康 I did it. I didn't have health here for a year and a half,
但最后是值得的 but worth it in the end.
我之前本打算 And, I mean, I was considering buying something
在Etsy上给我孩子买东西的 for my kid off of Etsy...
老实说 I gotta be honest with you.
那网站看上去不是很安全 It didn't seem like a very secure site,
显然 你并没有认真干活 so, obviously, your heart's not in it.
这就对了 Well, there you go.
你当妈了 真酷 It's pretty fucking cool that you're a mom.
第一次有人这么跟我说 That's a new one.
真的 很酷 No, seriously. It's cool, man.
我宁愿要个孩子也不要再婚 I would much sooner have a kid than get married again.
爆炸信息呢 Whoa, dropping bombs.
没了 That's it.
你在想什么 What are you thinking?
想要换个地方喝酒吗 Get drinks somewhere else?
嗯 就一杯吧 Yeah, maybe just one.
我可以离开我孩子15个小时 I got 15 hours away from my kid.
-我要好好利用 -好的 - I'll make the most of it. - All right.
我得去访客簿上留言 Oh, I have to do the guest book.
-好 我去拿外衣 -好 - Okay, I'm gonna get coats. - Great.
萨拉 我很为你骄傲 Sara, I'm so proud of you.
有时我希望我们之间的关系能回到过去那样 Sometimes, I wish things were what they used to be again,
但我也知道你现在很幸福 but I also know that you're happy now...
比以往幸福多了 so much happier,
我无法解释我的感受 and I can't even fucking explain the way it feels
看到你找到了自己 to see that you found yourself.
你值得一切 无论如何 You deserve everything, and no matter what,
我都会一辈子爱你 I am gonna love you for my whole life.
爱你的达比 Love, Darby.
你和孩子他爸是什么情况 So what's the situation between you and the dad?
西奥跟着我 I still have Theo with me.
所以你们不是每隔一个周末换着带孩子 Oh, so you guys don't do the every-other-weekend thing?
我相信在某个时候我们会共同监护 Well, I'm sure we'll share custody at some point,
但他现在很小 你知道 我在母乳喂养 but he's tiny right now, and, as you know, I'm nursing.
他今晚跟我妈妈在一起 And--yeah, he's with my mom tonight.
-很好啊 -嗯 - Well, that's great. - Yeah.
你可以出来 免费的保姆 You get to be out, free babysitter.
-是的 -不要白不要 - Absolutely. - Take it.
我们以前大多数周末都在外婆家过 Yeah, we used to spend most weekends at my grandma's.
我妈妈会在周五送我们过去 My mom would drop us off on a Friday,
周日晚来接我们 come get us on Sunday night,
这样她整个周末就自由了 so she got to have the whole weekend to herself.
-真好 -嗯 我觉得我妈 - That's nice. - Yeah, I think my mom,
她年轻的时候是派对动物 she was a bit of a party animal when she was young.
老实说 自从生了西奥后 我就很少出来了 I'll be honest. I've barely been out since I had Theo,
即使在我唯一出来的时候 我很想他 and even, like, my one big chance, I miss him.
-嗯 -你很好 很棒 - Yeah. - You're great. Fantastic.
-但我想我孩子 -他多半也想你 - But I miss my kid. - He probably misses you too.
-那你的情况是如何的 -我 - So what's your situation? - Me?
嗯 你懂的 Yeah, you know, um,
你毁了多少女人的生活 like, how many women's lives have you destroyed?
拜托 Is--come on.
肯定伤了很多人的心吧 It's gotta be just broken hearts everywhere.
得了吧 又不是总是我的错 No, come on. It hasn't always been my fault.
有时候只是需要点时间 You know, sometimes, it just--just takes a while
-才能意识到你交错了对象 -嗯 - to realize you're in the wrong relationship. - Yeah.
以我的经验来说 一般是三到六个月 In my experience, it's usually about three to six months.
所以你是连环约会手 So you're, like, a serial dater?
我之前结过婚 Well, I was married.
没错 你是说过 Okay. No, that's true. You did say that.
我们本来准备要孩子的 Yeah, we were actually gonna have a kid,
但我们一直没怀上 and, uh, we weren't having any luck.
我们去看了一个不孕不育科医生 So we went to see a fertility doctor,
他说 who actually said...
我的精子 极好 my sperm--dynamite;
她的卵子 非凡 her eggs--phenomenal.
它们只是不想跟彼此扯上关系 They just, uh--they just don't want anything to do with each other.
我去 这也太惨了吧 Shit. That's tragic.
嗯 Yeah.
要我说实话的话 I mean...if I'm honest,
我想她只是不想跟一个 I think she just probably didn't wanna be with someone
能把一周房租 who could blow a week's rent
输在欧冠赌博上面的人在一起 on betting on the Champions League,
而我不想跟一个 and, you know, I didn't wanna be with someone
-不打算质问我的人在一起 -我的天 - who wasn't gonna call me out on it. So... - Oh, my God.
那些都是示警红旗啊 巨大的示警红旗 Those are red flags. Those are giant red flags.
-好多示警红旗 -我在努力变好 - That was so many red flags. - I'm trying to get better.
但如果你想想的话 But, you know, if you think about it,
如果每个人在他们恋爱之前就变得完美 if everyone had to be perfect before they fell in love,
人类早就没了 human race would die out.
你没说错 I mean, you're not wrong.
当妈妈是什么感觉 So what's it like being a mom?
得了吧 Come on.
你不用问这个的 No. You don't have to ask that.
没人关心当妈妈的 Nobody--nobody cares about moms.
我是真心感兴趣和好奇 I am genuinely fascinated and curious.
我们今晚谈了好多事 We're revealing a lot tonight.
我感觉我在参加一个播客 I feel like I'm on a podcast. Um...
不好意思 我刚把我的灵魂裸露给你看了 Excuse me. I have just bared my soul to you.
-所以 -好吧 我 - So... - Fine. Yeah. I...
我看世界的方式跟你不一样 I look at the whole world differently.
-怎么说 -不同的事情很重要 - In what way? - Different things matter.
我会想 经常想到死去 Um, I think about-- think about dying a lot.
-是吗 -因为现在有人需要我 - You do? - 'Cause somebody needs me now.
-你以前不会想吗 -想到死吗 - And you didn't before? - Think about dying?
很少 你会想到死吗 Not a lot. You think about dying?
是的 I mean, yeah.
也许那意味着我暗地里是个父亲 只是我还不知道 Maybe that means I'm secretly a father, and I just don't know it.
说到为人父母 I mean, speaking of parenthood,
我得回我房间去泵奶了 I do have to go back to my room and pump. Um...
-好的 -我是说 - Cool. - I mean...
你有兴趣吗 you into that?
没有不感兴趣 I mean, not "no."
好吧 你个变态 All right, you sick fuck.
-我们走吧 -好 - Let's get out of here. - All right.
我之前在想 You know, I thought before,
我今晚会一个人凄惨地度过婚礼 I was gonna be the sad, old loner in there tonight.
-是吗 -但是没有 所以谢谢你 - Oh, yeah? - And I wasn't, so thank you.
你现在还是给人凄惨孤独的感觉 No, you still got sad loner vibes.
-是吗 -是的 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, yeah.
你知道我以前从没有被如此羞辱过 Do you know, I've never been punked this hard before,
我还挺喜欢的 and I kind of like it.
不过讲真 如果我上去让你尴尬的话 But seriously, if it's gonna be awkward with me coming up and...this--
没事 N--no, it's chill.
-没事 -嗯 没事 - Chill? - It's chill, yeah.
-会很好玩的 来吧 -好 - It'll be funny. Come on. - All right.
房间这么好挺尴尬吧 Kind of embarrassing how nice it is, right?
谢天谢地你勾搭了我 Oh, thank God you made a move.
要是我得一个人泵奶的话 It was gonna be so awkward
那就尴尬死了 if I actually had to go through with the whole pumping bit.
我是不会让这事发生的 Yeah, I was never gonna let that happen.
抱歉 Mm, sorry.
我是真的得去泵奶了 I just actually do really need to pump.
也许你可以给我倒杯酒 Um, maybe you should make me a drink.
-好 -我要把这东西带到卫生间去 - Okay. - I'm gonna take this stuff into the bathroom,
很快搞完 pump really quickly,
然后我的乳房就不会胀痛了 and then my breasts will not be painfully turgid.
好 Cool.
很高兴你的乳房会舒服起来 I'm glad your breasts will be comfortable.
-我去 -怎么了 - Damn! - What?
150块买价值30块的灰雁 It's, like, 150 bucks for $30 worth of Grey Goose.
不管了 对吧 Eh, fuck it, right?
-喝吧 -算了 - Let's do it. - Nah.
我去商店里买 I'm gonna go to the store.
伏特加 Um, vodka, yeah?
-是的 -好 - Always. - All right.
待会儿见 See you in a sec.
躺在床上感觉很棒 It felt so good lying there on the bed,
知道她儿子安全 knowing her son was safe
以及有人照顾着她 and that someone was looking after her for once.
作为结果 达比的四肢放松了下来 As a result, Darby's limbs simply unwound
大脑也停止了运转 and her brain clicked off,
好像她的身体在给她展示她所需要的东西 as if her body was showing her exactly what she needed.
达比 Darby?
喂 Hello?
达比 Darby.
很高兴你得到了一些睡眠
没错 Yeah, that's right.
他在科索沃从第三方买了武器 He bought the weapons from a third party in Kosovo.
好 我把副本发给你 Okay, I'll send you the transcript,
如果你关于那个故事还有什么想法的话给我打电话 but just give me a call if you have any more thoughts on that story.
好的 谢谢 布丽吉特 Okay. Thanks, Bridget.
-没事 -你好呀 -嗨 - It's okay. - Hello. - Hi.
他说了嗨 He said hi.
-婚礼怎么样 -挺好的 - How was the wedding? - It's good.
-是吗 -有点怪 - Yeah? - It was weird.
萨拉现在有了全新的生活 Sara's got this, like, whole new life now,
-这很好 不过 -嗯 - which is obviously great, but... - Yeah.
苦中带甜 -科索沃怎么样 Kinda bittersweet. How was Kosovo?
打了点乒乓球 Played some table tennis.
看来不只有亚洲人看重这个项目 Turns out Asians are not the only ones who take it very seriously.
希望你有准备好 Well, I hope you're ready to do this,
因为在我们孩子睡到天亮前 'cause you are not leaving this apartment
你不能离开这公寓 until our child sleeps through the night.
听到了吗 拉裤子队长 You hear that, Captain Poopy-pants?
准备好进行睡眠训练了吗 You ready for some sleep training?
因为我们准备好了 'Cause we are!
是的 Hell yeah.
去吧 Come on, man.
不是这样的 That's not-- it's not this kind of thing.
我需要你全情投入 I need you at full capacity.
只是大麻二酚 It's just CBD.
好吧 Oh. Well, then, come on.
他睡着了吗 Is he asleep?
上面说你得一直喂奶喂到他睡着 Says you're supposed to let him nurse until he's asleep.
他睡过去了 Okay, he's out.
好 把他放进婴儿床 Okay. Put him right in the crib.
不 我得先给他喂奶 No, I have to burp him first.
不 这上面说 Yeah, no, but it says right here
他一旦睡着后 你就得立刻把他放进去 that once he falls asleep, you have to put him in right away.
好吧 Okay.
现在你要唤醒他 Okay, now you're supposed to rouse him
好让他眼睛睁开一点 so that his eyes open just a little bit.
我为什么要那么做 Why would I do that?
显然 他会立刻再次闭上 Apparently, he'll close 'em again almost immediately
这会教会他怎么继续睡觉 and it--it teaches him to put himself back to sleep.
我来吧 Yeah, I'll do it.
小家伙 Hey, buddy.
好了 好了 Okay, okay, okay,
该死 Oh, shit.
操 Fuck.
见鬼 Shit.
不 我没法听下去了 No, I can't--I can't just listen to this--
不不 别去 No, no, no. Come on, come on.
我知道这很糟 坚持下 I know this fucking sucks. Come on, come on.
我觉得这样并没有好转 I don't think this is any better.
至少他看不到我们了 At least he can't see us now.
睡眠训练日志 他不停哭
似乎睡着了
操 Oh, fuck.
醒来又开始哭
过了多久了 How long has it been?
才15分钟 Only 15 minutes.
-我操 -这个可怜的家伙 - Oh, fucking hell. - Oh, this poor little guy.
-他在 -嘘 - He's doing the-- Shh.
自我安慰
又开始哭 停不下来
西奥 快睡觉 Theo, go to sleep!
哭泣 奥吉进去 打消疑虑 然后出来
拜托 拜托 Oh, come on. Come on.
他试图自我安慰
你可以的 You got this, buddy.
加油 Come on, man.
他又开始哭 喂了奶 让他再次睡下
别打鼾 Stop snoring.
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
他醒来 不过又让他睡着了
抱歉 Sorry.
你们被锁在门外了吗 Um, you guys get locked out?
怎么了 What?
睡了五小时
靠 我的天 Oh, fuck. Oh, my--
小家伙 Hey, little man!
天呐 我们做到了 Oh, my goodness! We did it!
我们为你骄傲 小子 We're so proud of you, buddy.
你能相信我们做到了吗 Oh, can you believe we made this?
看看那脸 Look at that face.
冷酷凝视 Steel stare.
他继承了你 He gets that from you.
他那样的时候跟你一模一样 He looks exactly like you when he does that.
好用力 So intense.
或许妈妈会让你每个月 Maybe Mama'll let you stay at my place
在我家住几晚 a few nights a month, huh?
也许 也许 Yeah, maybe. Maybe.
-可能吧 -可能 - Probably. - Probably?
-好的 -他在的时候不准约人 - Okay, good. - Just, you know, no hookers when he's there.
当然 Sure.
戴思妮呢 她很擅长和小孩打交道 What about Destiny though? She's great with kids.
-你想去看爸爸吗 -是吗 - You wanna go see Daddy? - Yeah?
-你想去看爸爸 -来看我吗 - You wanna go see Daddy? - Yeah. Gonna come see me?
我看爸爸了 I see Daddy.
-瞧瞧 -瞌睡天使 - Look at that. - Sleepy little angel.
是啊 Yeah.
我买了培根芝士鸡蛋三明治 I've just got the bacon, egg, and cheese coming.
好的 一共5.27 Okay. That's $5.27
5.27 $5.27.
抱歉 Sorry.
该死 Shit.
很抱歉 I'm so sorry. Um...
我来付吧 Here. I'll get these.
没事 我... No, that's okay. I'll just--
来 There you go.
真抱歉 先生 Wow. Uh, I'm so sorry, sir.
这位绅士会支付我的三明治 Yes, this kind gentleman will be paying for my sandwich.
我的天 Oh, my God!
谢了 我会还你的 Thanks for that. I'll pay you back.
-是吗 -当然 - Yeah? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我知道你会信守承诺 I know you're good for it.
其实挺好的 This is great, actually.
我很高兴我碰到了你 让你看到 I'm really glad I ran into you so that you could see,
我有多没 you know, just how beautiful I am
在杂货店的冷光之下 in the cold light of the bodega.
这很棒 This is great.
我觉得你看上去很漂亮 I mean, you're looking pretty good to me.
老天 Oh, Jesus.
你穿这身打扮像是在拍广告 You look like you're in an ad for this outfit.
-是吗 -嗯 - I do? - Yeah.
谢谢 Ah. Thank you.
那么 So?
你今天要做些什么 What are you getting into today?
就是喂食和换尿布 Just feeding and changing diapers.
我打算去散步 I thought we'd go for a walk.
然后喂食和换尿布 Then some more feeding and changing diapers.
-这个小家伙吗 -是的 - This the little man? - Oh, yeah.
西奥 这是格兰特 格兰特 这是西奥 Theo, Grant. Grant, Theo.
你好西奥 你怎么样 Hey, Theo. How you doing, bro?
真无礼 Oh, rude.
-谢谢 -差点忘了 - Thank you. - Yeah.
给 Here you go.
-你的 -谢谢 - That's for you. - Thank you very much.
拿着 谢谢了 Take this. Thank you, mate.
我去开门 Um, let me get the door.
达比当时还不知道 Darby didn't know it yet,
但这就是她的真命天子 but this was her person
会陪她走完一生 and would be for what remained of her days.
她后来会意识到这一刻 She would later realize that this particular moment
会和她的很多期待相对立 was contrary to many of her expectations.
比如 她没有立刻感觉到成了一个全新的人 For instance, she didn't suddenly feel like a whole new person,
最终靠完美伴侣稳定了下来 at long last fixed by the perfect partner.
跟格兰特一起漫步 她没有感到火花 Walking beside Grant, she didn't feel fireworks
或者听到吵人的行进乐队 or hear some loud marching band
宣布道 来了 announcing itself like, "Here it is.
这就是爱 Here's love."
相反 感觉很安宁 镇定 Instead, it was quiet and calming
静寂 and still.
终于 达比不再好奇 Finally, Darby had stopped wondering
她是否值得被爱 whether or not she was worth loving
而是将自己打开 and simply cracked herself open.
将她整个人生打开 Simply cracked her whole life open.
毕竟 After all,
那不再只属于她了 it wasn't just hers anymore.
我忘不了西奥 I can't get over Theo.
真会跳舞 What a little dancer.
他从他爸那遗传来的 不是我 Oh, he gets it from his dad, not me.
格兰特跟他在一起好可爱 And Grant's so cute with him too.
我知道 嫉妒死我了 I know. Kills me.
要是我前夫们能活着看到这一切就好了 If only my ex-husbands were alive to see all this.
-我的天 -谢谢你 达比 - Oh, my God! - Thank you, Darby.
你逗我吗 你是超级巨星 Oh, are you kidding? You're such a superstar.
你能帮我给她叫辆车吗 Will you put her in an Uber for me, please?
这样 奢侈一点 叫辆Uber Black好了 You know what, splurge. Get an Uber Black.