（意语）早安 -Oh. Buongiorno.
－什么？ －（意语）早安 -Sorry? -Buongiorno. -Oh, yeah.
（意语）早安 Uh, buongiorno.
宝贝 Honey.
我的手臂麻了 My arm's asleep.
伊森？ Ethan? Honey?
你还好吗？ You all right?
没事 Yeah, I'm fine.
帕吉欧，你的岗位在外面
亚珊卓，不准喝咖啡
早安，瓦伦蒂娜 Buongiorno.
罗可，还摸鱼？
所有人快点去工作
＂柜台＂
天啊 Oh, God. This is such a beautiful view.
景色真美 This is such a beautiful view.
不知有没有人从这里跳下去过 I wonder if anyone's ever jumped from here.
我去拿盘子 I'm gonna get a plate.
我竟然没带滑轮鞋 No idea why I didn't bring my roller skates.
可以坐这里吗？ Hey. Hi. Uh, can I sit here?
当然可以 Yeah. Yeah, sure, of course. Or there.
你坐吧 Or there.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
很好，只是‥ Yeah, I'm just, um... It's--
我的老板‥ My boss is just...
可恶 Shoot.
还好不是玻璃的 Well, good thing it wasn't glass.
是啊 Yeah.
我手不够用 I only have four hands.
他们应该会来帮你 I think they're gonna come and help you.
我很抱歉，我‥ -Hi. No worries. -Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
你们有奥利奥蛋糕吗？ I just... Do you have any Oreo cookie cake?
你注意到了么 Have you noticed that?
那是芝士还是… Is that cheese, or...
-是芝士 -哈珀 -This is cheese. -Harper!
你的男人在哪里？ Where's your man?
他很早就起床去跑步了 Oh, he wakes up super early to go running,
他就是这样 so that's what I'm dealing with.
什么？ What?
天啊，我讨厌他 Christ, I hate him.
运动很重要 Got to exercise, you know?
爸，这里 Dad! Over here.
-我还是没找到我的衣服 -给航空公司打电话 -I still don't have my clothes. -Call the airline.
早安 Morning.
这位是我爸多米尼克 This is my dad, Dominic.
你好 Hi.
爷爷，你昨天见过波蒂亚了 Nonno, you met Portia yesterday.
是吗？ Did I?
是的，我看到你在泳池边跌倒 Yeah, I, uh, saw you fall by the pool.
他们应该把瓷砖缝补好 They need to fill in that grouting.
这里可是五星级的饭店 This is a five-star hotel
这是很严重的安全隐患 and that's a major hazard.
可以给我们菜单和咖啡吗？ Can we get some menus and coffee?
你们没睡好吗？ Did you not sleep well?
我睡得很差 I slept like crap.
我睡得很好 I slept fantastic
精力充沛 and I'm completely refreshed.
已经感觉不到时差了 Uh, no jet lag at all.
阿尔比说你们是来西西里寻根的 Well, Albie told me you guys are here to learn about your Sicilian roots.
这趟男人的旅行感觉不赖 Uh-huh. Sounds like a fun boys' trip.
不该只有男人来的 Well, wasn't supposed to be a boys' trip.
我还是不懂为何艾比不来 I still don't understand why Abby isn't here.
我已经跟你解释过了 I definitely explained it to you.
她气到连一生一次的 西西里家族旅行都不来？ She's that mad that she's gonna miss a once-in-a-lifetime family trip to Sicily?
她就是这么气，可以不要说了吗？ She is that mad, and can we just not?
怎么了？ What?
她又不能离婚 She's gonna get a divorce? She can't do that.
她可以，为什么不行？ Yes, she can. Why can't she?
已经25年了吧？ Um. Well, what's it been? Twenty-five years?
你不能让她离婚 I mean... You can't let her do that.
这不是我能决定的，爸爸 It's not all up to me, Dad.
要我打给她吗？ You want me to call her? Huh?
我会跟她聊聊 I'll talk to her. I can speak to this.
讨论这件事 I don't want you to call her
我不希望你打给她，这不会有帮助 and that's not gonna help anything, so...
所以可以不要再说了吗？ ...please can we just drop it?
我妻子去年去世了 My wife passed away last year.
真不幸 -Oh, no. -Yeah.
她病得很重‥ Well, she was very sick, so...
我们结婚５３年了，她是我的挚爱 We were married 53 years. The love of my life.
多米尼克的母亲 Dominic's mother.
很棒的女人 An incredible woman.
她绝对不可能‥ And there's no way
错过来西西里的家族旅行 she would've missed a family trip to Sicily.
无论我做了什么事 I mean, I could've done anything.
我把房子烧了她都会来 I could have burned the house down.
我还是去自助吧拿吃的好了 You know what? I think maybe I will do the buffet.
你在开玩笑吗？ 这根本是在胡扯 You kidding me? This is bullshit.
不对，我明明填了表单 No, I filled out your fucking form.
跟三个人谈过 I talked to like three people,
结果你们寄回纽约了？ and after all that, you send it back to fucking New York?
卡麦隆脾气很好 Cameron has a really long fuse.
但一生气就会失控 But then all of a sudden,
会完全失去理智 he'll just go crazy. I mean, he will lose it.
－不对‥ －还挺好笑的 -No. No, no, no, no. -It's kinda funny.
我不要优惠券 No. I don't want a voucher!
我就是要我的衣服 I want my fucking clothes!
他会对你暴怒吗？ Does he ever lose it on you?
不会 No.
我们从来不会吵架 We never fight.
－真好 －是啊 -That's sweet. -Yeah.
我应该没见过不会吵架的情侣 I don't think I've ever met a couple that doesn't fight.
又没什么事情可以吵，对吧？ I mean, what is there to fight about anyway, right?
他们怎么说？ Wow. What'd they say?
他们那些天才 把我的行李寄回纽约了 They sent my bag back home to New York. Fucking geniuses.
好吧，至少不是丢失了 Okay, well, at least it's not lost.
我们去买新的，会很棒的 We'll get you some new stuff. It'll be great.
我刚才跟她说我们从不吵架 Hmm. I was just telling Harper how we never fight.
你已经近乎完美了，所以‥ Well, you're practically perfect, so...
如果我们有争执，你会让我吧？ And when we disagree, you just give in, right?
没错，女士 Yes, ma'am.
老婆开心，生活才会开心 Happy wife, happy life.
我要拿去房间吃 I'm gonna, uh, take this up--back up to my room.
我们也差不多吃完了 Well, we're kinda done here, right?
是啊，我们可以跟你上去 Yeah, we can come with you.
－太好了 －好 -Great. -Cool.
这是我们在西西里的第一天 It's our first day in Sicily.
你想做什么？ What do you wanna do?
你想做什么都行 Whatever you want.
我的意大利梦幻一日行程 I think... ...my fantasy day in Italy is...
首先，我要打扮得像莫妮卡维蒂 Well, first, I wanna look just like Monica Vitti.
接着有位穿着修身西装的男人 And... and then this man in a very slim-fitting suit...
过来帮我点烟 ...he comes over and he lights my cigarette.
香烟的味道非常棒 And it taste really good.
然后他会骑伟士牌载我去兜风 And then takes me for a drive on his Vespa.
你要我去租一辆伟士牌？ You want me to rent a Vespa?
黄昏时 Then at sunset...
我们会去海边，那种很浪漫的地方 we go down very close to the sea, to one of those really romantic spots.
吃饭前会喝很多开胃酒 And then we... we drink lots of aperitivos,
然后吃很大盘的意大利面 还有很大的蛤蜊 and we eat big plates of pasta with giant clams.
我们会很高雅，也很开心 And we're just really chic and happy and...
我们会‥ and we're......
很美丽 beautiful.
好，我觉得不错 Well, all right. Sounds good to me.
真的吗？ Really?
当然，你想做什么都好 Sure. Whatever you want.
今天你是主角 It's--it's your day to shine.
你的雇主不希望你在身边？ So, your employer doesn't want you around, huh?
来西西里不能只待在房里 Listen. You can't come to Sicily and just sit in your room.
这是不能接受的 It's against the law.
我知道，我也同意 I know. I agree.
这样太糟了 It sucks.
我们今天要步行去希腊剧场 We're walking to the Greek theater today.
你应该一起来 You should come.
不行，我不该打扰你们的家族旅行 No. It's a family trip, it's your thing.
没关系 Not at all.
有位年轻美丽的女士陪同 When there's a young, pretty lady around,
我们会比较安分 we'll all be better behaved,
－比较欢乐 －够了 cheerier. Okay. Yes, no.
对，你应该一起来 You--you should come.
－对吧？ －对 -Right? -Yeah.
当然 Yeah, absolutely.
一起来吧 Hmm? Say yes.
好 Yes.
我会去 I'll come.
我们要去帮他买些衣服 All right, well we're gonna go get him some clothes,
要不要两小时后见？ but you wanna meet up in like two hours?
好，再传讯息给我们 Yeah, perfect. Just text us.
再见‥ -Bye. -Bye.
怎么了？ Hey. What's going on?
你怎么勃起了？ What's with the boner?
问得好 Yeah, fair question.
我在自慰 Uh, I was jerking off.
为什么？ Why?
不知道，是脑内啡吧 Um, I don't know, endorphins?
你知道我有时跑完步会兴奋 You know I sometimes get horny after I run.
你不能等到我回来吗？ Well, couldn't you have just waited till I got back to the room?
我只离开了十五分钟 只吃了一个可颂 I was only gone 15 minutes. All I had was a croissant.
你不喜欢在早上做 You don't like morning sex.
我可以啊 What? I'm fine with it.
真的吗？ Are you?
你早上状态不好 You're not a morning person.
我醒来时不会勃起 Well, I don't wake up with a raging hard-on,
这点的确是真的 that is true.
我只是想自己处理掉，好吗？ Look, I just figured I'd take care of it myself. Okay?
那你处理完了吗？ Well, did you?
没有，但是‥ No, but--
没关系 but it's fine.
你需要帮助吗？ Do you want help?
现在吗？ Now?
－对 －不用了，没关系 Yeah. No, it--It's okay.
晚点再说，没什么 We can do that later. It's not a big deal.
达芙妮和卡麦隆从来不吵架 So, Daphne and Cameron never fight!
－你怎么知道？ －他们是这样说的 How do you know? Because that's what they said.
不吵架就只是在欺骗彼此 If you never fight, then your relationship is not real.
我们的确会吵架 It's like, yeah, we fight, we bicker,
但那是因为我们无所不谈 but that's because we talk about everything.
我们对彼此诚实 You know? We're honest.
他们表现得像在蜜月期，甜甜蜜蜜 They act like they're on their honeymoon. They're all over each other.
但全都是假的 But it's bogus.
都是骗人的 It's not real.
你对某些人都会这样 You always do this with certain people.
非要找到对方的缺点 显得你比较优秀 It's like you have to find them deficient in some way, compared to you.
什么？ What?
或许这是你在感到威胁时 安慰自己的方式 It's like, I don't know, maybe it's a way of soothing yourself when you feel threatened or something.
我才没有被他们威胁到 I'm not threatened by them.
你对卡门就不会这样 Like, you never do this with Carmen.
你是说我们的女管家？ Carmen? Our housekeeper?
你总是说＂我好喜欢卡门，她真好＂ You're always like..."Oh, my God. I love Carmen. She's so sweet."
她的确是很友善的老太太 She is so sweet. She's a sweet old lady.
她不会让你感到威胁 But like, you're not threatened by her,
所以你看不到其他地方 so you don't see any of the other stuff.
她就只是个友善的老太太 Like, she can just be sweet Carmen, the sweet old lady.
大家都会跟别人比较，伊森 Everybody compares themselves to other people, Ethan.
为何要指责我做大家都会做的事？ Why are you criticizing me for doing something that everyone does?
我只是在说你性格奇怪的地方 I'm just pointing out a personality quirk.
你也都会这样对我 You do it to me all the time.
他们为什么让你感到威胁？ Why are you threatened by them?
没有这回事 I'm not.
看起来有 Kinda seems like you are.
我们现在都要跟那种人相处了吗？ But it's just, like, are these the kind of people we're gonna be hanging out with now? Like, really?
那些只会聊曾住过哪间五星饭店的人 Like, people that can only talk about what five-star hotel they've stayed at.
所以你是个势利鬼吗？ Okay, so you're a snob?
我是势利鬼？ 他们才是 What? I'm a snob? They're snobs.
每个人在某种程度上应该都是 I--I guess we're all snobs in different ways.
我只是想说我们的关系很棒 I was just trying to say that I think we have a good relationship,
我不会再那么笨了 but I won't do that again.
我同意 I agree.
哈珀 Hey, Harper.
我完全同意 I agree, 100 percent.
所有人都会这样，伊森 Everybody does it, Ethan.
我保证他们正在说我坏话 I'm sure they're over there shitting on me right now,
说我是婊子，或是配不上你之类的 saying I'm a bitch or... you could do better. Or whatever.
（意语）过来，美女 Ah. Vieni, bella!
到我的怀里吧 Come to Papa.
就是这样‥ Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
你觉得怎么样，宝贝？ What do you think, huh, baby?
我喜欢 I like it.
（意语）好漂亮 Bellissimo!
你喜欢吗？
但我不想买那件裙子，米亚
我想买下整间店
你知道我会先做什么吗？
开除那个婊子
婊子，你可以走人了 Bitch, you're fired.
再见，婊子
所以他怎么样？
他怎么样？
他很紧张，但他喜欢我
这周我都会当他女朋友
我跟他提到你
－不会吧 －没错
那间饭店找我们麻烦
他说会跟他们谈谈
反正他们不会再让我进去了
我都往那个人脸上泼了酒
米亚 Mia.
很痛
那我的名声怎么办？
你的名声怎么了？
走吧，我会把你介绍给他
你确定能走吗？ You sure you're okay to walk?
或许我们该叫计程车，爸爸 Maybe we should get a taxi, Dad.
她说走到大道尽头就到了 She said it's only at the end of the--of the corso.
没有人说我不能走路 If I'm a cripple, nobody told me.
我得打通电话 Um, you guys, I gotta make a quick call, all right?
你们先走，我待会儿跟上 Uh, you wanna keep walking and I'll just catch up?
好，爸爸，往这里走 Okay. Dad, it's this way.
－好啦‥ －知道了 (IN ENGLISH) Cool.
狄格拉索先生，早安 Oh, Mr. Di Grasso. Good Morning. Hello.
我想告知你，我的两位好朋友‥ Uh, I just wanted to inform you that my good friends here, um…
露西亚‥ -Lucia. -Lucia.
－米亚 －还有米亚 -Mia. -And Mia.
她们是我的好朋友 They're my good friends.
她们是您的好友？ -They are your good friends? -Yeah.
是的，她们这周会来找我 -Okay. -And they're gonna be visiting me this week.
或许几个晚上，不太确定 Uh, a couple of nights maybe, not exactly sure.
但她们好像无法正常进饭店 But it seems like they're having trouble
所以希望你确保她们能正常出入 getting into the hotel. So if you could just make sure they get access, that would be wonderful.
好 Yeah. Um,
我可能得把她们登记在您的房间 I'm afraid I will need to add their names on your room,
因为只有房客能进入我们饭店 as we only allow our guests into the hotel.
好，就这么办 Um, well, all right. Let's do that then.
她们两位都要登记？ Add both their names to your room?
对 Sure.
可能有个问题 Um, I'm afraid there is a little issue
因为您订房时只订了两位房客 because your room was booked only for two guests.
如果有三人就会有额外费用 And if you are three, this is going to be an extra charge.
真的？ Really?
很不好意思 Sorry about that.
多一张床也会多收取费用 We'd also have to charge for setting up the extra bed.
我们不需要多一张床 No, we don't need an extra bed.
你们都要睡在同一张床上？ Are you going to sleep all in the same bed?
不是的 No... no.
她们不会久留 They'll be coming and going.
她们是当地人，我在这里的朋友 You see, they're locals. They're my local friends.
她们不会久留，原来如此 Oh. They come and go. I see.
好，这样如何 Okay, how about this?
把露西亚登记在我房间 Why don't you, uh, put Lucia on my room
然后把‥ and add…
－米亚 －米亚登记在我爸房间 -Mia. -...Mia to my father's room?
所以她会与您父亲过夜 So she will be sleeping with your father.
不是的 No.
她们俩都不会过夜 She's not staying anywhere.
她们只会来拜访我 They're just gonna be visiting me
我希望你能让她们进来 and I'm hoping you're gonna let them in.
没有很复杂吧？ It's not that complicated, is it?
－没有 －那就对了 -It's not. -No.
好 Okay.
我会帮她们登记 Yes, I will add their names.
所以没问题了？ So we're good?
－是的 －谢谢你 -Yes. -Thank you.
我们欢迎她们 We welcome them. Thank you.
欢迎你们 -Okay, um... -Grazie.
（意语）谢谢‥ Grazie.
－谢谢你‥ －好 -Thank you, thank you. -Uh, uh, yes.
听着 Okay. Listen.
－拜托不要惹麻烦，好吗？ －不会的 Please don't make me regret this. Okay? No. Yes.
买点吃的，喝点葡萄酒 Um, you charge some food, charge a little vino,
但不要太过分 but don't go crazy.
不会的，我们不会太过分 No, no, no. We--We will don't go crazy.
还有，我是跟父亲和儿子来的 The other thing is, I'm here with my father and my son,
所以别人不能看见 我跟你们一起，了解吗？ so I can't really be seen with you. You understand that?
了解 Yes, I understand.
晚上见 I'll see you tonight.
再见‥ -Bye. -Bye.
可以给我们房间钥匙吗？
好，但冷静点，这里是五星级饭店
要有点‥
你也算在商界打滚吧？
当初会建造饭店
就是要赚我们这种女生的钱
别傻了
－（意语）谢谢 －（意语）不客气 -Grazie. -Prego.
威尼斯非常棒 Venice is unbelievable.
我们很喜欢威尼斯 We love Venice.
还有那里的饭店 And the hotels!
卡麦隆很喜欢奇普里亚尼饭店 Cam really likes the Cipriani.
－我很喜欢 －能搭船穿越潟湖到城里 -Love it. -Because of the boat ride through the lagoon into town.
太酷了，那才叫人生啊，亲爱的 So cool. I mean, that's living, honey. That is living.
是的，但是‥ It is, yes. But.
你们必须去住安缦饭店，相信我 You have to go and you have to stay at the Aman. Trust me.
我看到窗外的景色时都哭了 I cried when I saw the view from our room.
还有公主住在那里 -Hmm. -And a princess lives there.
是别人的家 It's somebody's house!
但夸张的是，那些欧洲贵族没什么钱 It's wild, though. These European aristocrats, they have no money.
－对 －真的 Yeah.
他们有很多宫殿，但没有现金 Like, I shit you not. They have all these palazzos, and they got no cash. Uh-huh.
而且他们很无礼 And they're so rude.
真的超级无礼 Oh, my God, are they rude.
我们都能买下他们的宫殿 他们还把我们当成‥ -Yeah. -We could buy their palazzo, and they'd treat us like we're, you know--
虫子，恶心的虫子 -Like bugs. -Yeah. -Like disgusting bugs.
对 -Yeah.
－真好笑 －是啊 -That's funny. -Yeah.
所以你们没去威尼斯度蜜月 Okay, so, you didn't go to Venice on your honeymoon.
－你们是去哪里？ －对啊 -Where did you go? -Yeah.
我们是去波多黎各 We went to Puerto Rico.
哈珀一半的家人都在那里 Harper has, like, half her family out there, so...
对，我记得你有一半波多黎各血统 That's right. Yeah, of course. I remember you're half Puerto Rican.
对 -Yeah. -Yeah.
波多黎各怎么样？ How is Puerto Rico?
－很棒 －很漂亮 -It's awesome. -Beautiful.
是吗？ 真有趣 Yeah? That's cool.
－我们该去看看 －没错 -We should--we should go. -Yes. -I mean, we should totally go. -Mm-hmm.
我们从没想过 It's never really been on our radar.
－但我们也该去看看 －是啊 -But we should check it out if you guys... -No. Yeah. -... say it's great. Yeah. -Yeah, you should.
它属于美国，但不是一个州 And it's, um, it's a part of America, but it's not a s... state.
－对 －因为它是‥ Right. 'Cause it's, um...
－自治邦 －没错 It's a territory. Yes! Exactly.
自治邦‥ It's a territory. Duh. -Territory.
你们该去看看，如果你们要去 You should go. If you ever wanna go,
可以跟我在圣胡安的家人住 you could stay with my family in San Juan.
那就太好了 Yeah, we would love that.
太棒了 That's so nice.
米亚，你好漂亮
你也是
是不是花太多了？
不会，他是有钱人
稍等
稍等，我需要签名
148号房，露西亚格列柯
我们说了不行
为什么要帮她租伟士牌？
－她签免责声明了吗 －我会吐的 I'm gonna get sick.
你应该要入镜 You know what? You need to be in the photo.
－我不用 －你也要入镜 -No, I don't. -You do. -Yeah, get in the photo.
－我们赶快出发吧 －你从不会穿成这样 I don't need to be in the picture. Let's just go. You're never in a cute little suit like that,
你平常只穿着内裤 you're always in your underwear.
－怎么了？ －你好 -Hey. -Yes? -Hello. -Hi.
可以帮我们拍张照吗？ Yeah, could you take a photo of us...
－好 －我们会坐在伟士牌上 -Yes. -...on the Vespa?
当然可以 -For sure. -Thank you.
您穿得好粉 You look so pink.
－给你 －猜猜我是谁 Here. Guess who I am?
看好喔 -Uh... -Watch, watch.
佩佩猪 Peppa Pig.
我是莫妮卡维蒂 I'm Monica Vitti.
莫妮卡维蒂去世了 Monica Vitti's dead,
但是的确很像 but yes.
等等，再拍张闭着嘴的 Oh, wait. Wait. One more with my mouth shut.
很性感，真棒 -Very sexy. Brava. -Mm.
很棒，莫妮卡 Brava, Monica.
－谢谢你 －不客气 -Thank you. -You're welcome.
你确定不开车吗？ Uh… Are you sure you don't need a car?
不用，这是梦幻意大利之旅 No, this is--This is the Italian dream.
没错，但是‥ Yes, but, uh,
路况可能不太好 the road can be really tricky.
是啊 Yeah, but we--
而且西西里人开车‥ And you know, Sicilian drivers…
这是正常大小的伟士牌吗？ Is this the, uh, normal size of a Vespa?
是的，正常大小 Yes. Vespa, normal size. Yes.
－出发 －天啊 Uh-oh. All right. Oh, my God.
是水上摩托车 -Jet skis? -Oh.
太酷了，我们一定要骑 Oh, that's awesome. We gotta do that, huh?
达芙妮，我们沿着海岸骑如何？ Daph, come on, take them down the coast?
不用了 Ooh. No thanks.
伊老大呢，你想骑吗？ E-man, what about you? You'd be up for that?
不知道，或许吧 I don't know, maybe.
好吧 Yeah, I guess.
身体要够协调才能驾驭那种东西 You gotta have motor skills for something like that.
什么意思？ What's that supposed to mean?
我开玩笑的 I'm kidding, man, I'm kidding.
那么‥ So…
有件事我一直想问 Little elephant in the room,
有钱的感觉如何？ how do you guys like being rich?
－卡麦隆，天啊 －怎么了？ -Oh, Cameron. God. -What? Come on.
意外发了大财，对吧？ Major windfall, right?
说实话，没什么不同 I mean, nothing much has changed, to be honest.
－能帮助别人是还不错 －是啊 Nice to be able to help people, I guess. Yeah. Right. Yeah.
帮助哈珀父母，我妹 And helping Harper's parents, my sister.
我们不太需要物质享受，所以‥ Yeah, we're not very materialistic, so it's...
是吗？ Oh, yeah?
哈珀在考虑设立一个基金会 Harper's thinking of starting a little foundation, actually.
真棒 Nice.
我在跟西语裔基金会合作 Yeah, I'm working with the Hispanic Federation.
太棒了 Great.
我们也参与很多慈善活动，对吧？ Yeah, we're involved in a lot of charities. Right, Daph?
有时如果我喝太多 You know, sometimes if I've had too much to drink,
隔天醒来会发现自己花了很多钱 I wake up the next day and I realize I've spent a lot of money.
－对 －非常多钱 -Yeah. -Like, a lot of money.
几乎全都花光了 Like, all the money.
如果我喝了酒，滑手机 If I have had wine and I'm scrolling
只要看到缺乏关爱的婴儿孩童 and I see anything with like neglected children or babies
或是受虐的动物 or abused animals,
我就会很难受 it's like, I can't.
有些人真的很糟糕 I mean, people are just so fucked up.
－是啊 －没错 -Yeah. -Yeah.
我们不是物质主义的蠢蛋 Yeah, we're not just materialistic pigs.
虽然你或许是这么想的 Despite what you might think.
我不是这么想的 I don't--I don't think that.
没有，我‥ No, I...
我没有这么想 ...I don't think that.
我要去游泳 I'm gonna go for a swim.
祝你游得开心 Have fun.
我说错话了吗？ Something I said?
我去游泳 I'm gonna go for a swim.
好棒的景色 Oh, my God. What a view.
我得坐一下 I think I'll sit down.
你还好吗，伯特？ -Ah! -You okay, Bert?
要喝点水吗？ -Want some of my water? -Oh.
走了很远，爸爸，你很厉害 It was a long walk, Dad. You did great.
那里有岩浆，火山在活动 That is lava, it's erupting.
谢谢你，卡拉 -Thank you, Cara. -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
她叫波蒂亚 Portia, Nonno. Her name's Portia.
卡拉是我孙女 Cara's my granddaughter.
她原本也该来的 -Hmm. -Who should be here.
她为什么没来？ Why isn't she here?
爸爸，你要说几次？ Dad, how many times do we have to go over this?
她是我孙女，我希望她来 Well, she's my granddaughter and I wanted her here.
我很伤心 It hurts my feelings.
你下次见到她可以告诉她 Well, you can tell her your feelings next time you see her.
你到底做了什么？ What did you do anyway?
有什么事能糟糕成这样？ What is so bad that you did?
－可恶 －爷爷，不要这样 -Fuck. -Nonno, come on.
好吧 Fine.
我们在西西里，真不可思议 We're in Sicily. Isn't this incredible?
这里历史非常悠久 It--it's so old.
想想的确挺不可思议的 It is pretty crazy to wrap your head around.
是的 黑帝斯在这里侵犯了波瑟芬妮 You know, Hades raped Persephone right here in Sicily.
她当时在采花 She was picking flowers
他突然从地底出现并侵犯了她 and he burst through the earth and he raped her.
够了，爷爷 Okay, Nonno.
事实就是这样，他侵犯了她 Well, that's what happened. He raped her.
接着把她拖进了冥界 Then, he dragged her down to the underworld.
我不知道这些 Hmm. I didn't know that.
狄蜜特都原谅了侵犯自己女儿的人 Demeter forgave Hades, and he raped her daughter!
你做的事不可能会这么糟 I mean, whatever you've done can't be as bad as that.
不会跟黑帝斯侵犯她一样糟吧 As Hades. And the raping.
我没忍住，抱歉 Had to do it. Sorry.
我以为是鲨鱼 I thought you were a shark.
刚才很抱歉 Hey, sorry about before, you know?
我不是故意要让你不舒服 I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable,
我好像一直说错话 I just...I feel like I keep saying the wrong thing, you know?
你好像不喜欢我 I feel like you don't like me.
我喜欢你，怎么了吗？ I like you. What?
这很重要，我希望你喜欢我们 Well, it's just important, I want you to like us.
我希望你喜欢我 I want you to like me.
我喜欢你们俩 I like you both.
真的 Yeah. Definitely.
好 Good.
那我就不打扰你了 All right, I'll leave you to it.
－谭雅 －我的天啊 Tanya. Oh, my God.
抱小力一点 Release your grip a little bit.
谭雅，我吸不到气 Tanya. Yeah? I can't breathe.
我们好像在演007系列电影 We're in like--in a James Bond movie.
你会害我们摔车 You're gonna make us crash.
露西亚，你看起来很有钱 Lucia.
谢谢你，亲爱的
－也很性感 －你也是
怎么了，米亚？
那是你的男朋友
真大胆
停战‥
我好像有点醉
我也是
谭雅，你在做什么？ Tanya, what are you doing?
我吃到虫子 I got a bug. Careful.
翅膀在动，不知道怎么进去的 It's fluttering around in there.
你会害我们摔车 You're gonna make us crash.
小心点‥谭雅 Be careful. Be careful! Tanya!
谭雅 Tanya.
抓好 Hold on.
－米亚 －干嘛？
我们今晚必须来次三人行
因为你现在欠他了
露西亚，我也想，但问题是‥
－什么？ －你也在旁边
笨蛋
我们得快点，答应我，好吗？
－好 －来吧
我们得把东西藏好才不会被偷
谁会偷？
我太喜欢我的衣服了
这是我新买的，米亚
瞧瞧有多漂亮
请问房号
148号
（意语）谢谢 -Grazie. -Di niente.
我很快就回来
（意语）你好 Ciao.
我不气你，所以也别气我，好吗？
我得说清楚
我不是妓女
我是歌手
不相信？
那我唱给你听
一首就好
不必了
这里又没人，一首就好
我保证你会喜欢的
快点，一首而已
＂月亮属于每一个人＂ ♪ The moon belongs to everyone♪
＂生命中最美好的事物都是无价的＂ ♪ The best things in life Are free ♪
＂星空属于每一个人＂ ♪ The stars belong to everyone ♪
＂为了你我而闪烁＂ ♪ They gleam there for you And for me ♪
＂春天的花朵＂ ♪ The flowers in Spring ♪
＂歌唱着的知更鸟＂ ♪ The robins that sing ♪
＂闪耀着的阳光＂ ♪ Sunbeams that shine ♪
＂它们属于你，属于我＂ ♪ They're yours, they're mine ♪
＂爱情会找上每一个人＂ ♪ And love can come to everyone ♪
＂生命中最美好的事物都是无价的＂ ♪ The best things in life Are free ♪
＂生命中最美好的事物＂ ♪ The best Things in life ♪
＂都是无价的＂ ♪ Are Free♪
（意语）唱得好，米亚 Brava! Brava, Mia!
（意语）太棒了 Bravissima!
你唱得真棒
来庆祝一下，再两杯，谢谢
－是吗？ －对，我一直都想
餐厅在这里 I think the restaurant's... here.
就是这里 -This is the spot. -Right here.
（意语）你好 Ciao.
我帮你拉椅子 -I can get that for you. -Thanks.
谢谢 Thank you.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
怎么了？ What?
你想离开这里吗？ Do you wanna leave?
要走吗？ Should we go?
我帮你脱 Oh, there, let me do it. There we are. There it is.
好了 Okay,
谢谢你 Thank you.
好 Okay.
我还是得吃饭，我‥ I have to eat. You know, like I--
－是啊 －我不知道她‥ -Yeah. -I don't know what she--Ugh.
－但我们就当作没事吧 －好 Okay. Yeah. Um, but we can just ignore it.
或许我们可以喝杯酒 -Cool. -Yeah. Maybe we could just get a glass of wine, just--
好，喝一杯吧 Yeah, let's get a drink.
她为什么没回复我？ 我妈妈不会这样 Why isn't she responding to me? It's not like my mom.
拜托，宝贝，他们没事的 Come on, babe. They're--they're fine, all right?
放轻松，手机放一边 Relax. Put your phone down.
－喝点酒 －你说得对，好 Drink your wine. You're right. Okay.
他们没事的 They're fine.
你们呢？ How about you guys?
你们想要小孩吗？ Do you wanna have kids?
想‥ -Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah.
我们有一阵子不太确定 We weren't sure for a while.
我们争论了很多次 Yeah. We've debated it a lot.
让一个孩子来到现今的世界 Yeah, you know, just bringing a kid into the world right now,
这么混乱的世界 everything going on...
算了 Never mind.
但我们最后决定要，所以在努力 But we decided that we want to, so we've been trying.
－真棒 －没有很努力 -Cool. -Not that hard.
你们试多久了？ How long have you been trying?
不知道，没有很久 Oh, I don't know. Not that long.
问题是，我比较喜欢早上做 Problem is I'm more of a morning sex guy
但哈珀不喜欢早上做 and Harper is not a morning person.
她比较喜欢晚上 -Hmm. -She's a night person.
但我工作完晚上都很累，所以‥ But by then with work and stuff, I'm always fried. So...
合理 Yeah, makes sense. -Yeah.
怎么，我说错了吗？ What? Is that not right?
所以你们不做爱 So what you're saying is, you don't have sex.
不是的，我们没有问题 No, we have s--We're good. We're--
－从不做爱？ －我们会 -Never have sex. -We--we have sex.
做得很开心 -Oh. -No, the sex is amazing.
只是还没怀孕而已 You know, just not gotten pregnant yet, is all.
我觉得‥ I think it's...
有时两人很难在同一条线上 hard to sync up sometimes, you know?
尤其是生小孩后，会更难 Especially with kids. I mean, it just gets worse.
我爱我的小孩，但我觉得压力很大 I love my kids but it's, you know, it's very stressful for me.
他不觉得，只有我 Not for him, but for me.
你在开玩笑吗？ What? You kidding me?
我上次差点被吓死 The last one almost killed me.
卡麦隆，差点死的是我 Cameron, it didn't almost kill you, it almost killed me.
真是一场恶梦 Well, it was a fucking nightmare.
真的 Yeah, it was.
我得进行紧急剖腹产手术 I had to have an emergency cesarean.
引产后，他们突然说婴儿没心跳 They induced me and then suddenly they couldn't find the baby's heartbeat. So…
我走进手术室，看到‥ I walk into the room and then...
达芙妮的内脏摊在手术台上 ...Daphne's guts are all over the table, you know?
医生找婴儿的样子 就像达芙妮在翻包包找东西 And--and they're looking for the baby, like Daphne looks for something in her fucking purse and…
她的脸 Her face. The...
她的表情 ...look on her face.
这种时候会意识到自己多爱一个人 It's in those moments you realize just how much you love somebody, you know?
我爱你 I love you.
宝贝 Sweet baby.
－总之 －对，总之 -Anyway. -Yeah, anyway.
－换个话题 －手术成功了 -Change the subject. -Everything turned out great.
你错在太马虎 Your mistake was being sloppy.
你在说什么？ What are we talking about?
这才是无法饶恕的 That's what's unforgivable.
男人难免会做些事 A man does what he has to do.
但必须处理干净 But you keep it tight.
要是马虎了，就是在羞辱她 If you're sloppy, it's like you're rubbing her face in it.
这可不能接受 Bad form.
多谢指教 Thanks for the tip.
你自己外遇时 你其实也没多谨慎 You know, I don't think you were as discreet as you think you were regarding your own affairs.
那不叫外遇，没什么大不了的 Affairs. They weren't affairs, they were nothing.
那只是小小的错误 They were peccadilloes.
小小的错误？ Peccadilloes?
想办法处理好 Fix it.
我不确定是否能做到 I don't know if I can.
当然能做到 Of course you can.
只要你振作起来 Just get your act together.
我爸外遇很多次 My dad, uh, has cheated on my mom a lot.
最近又被抓到 -Mm-hmm. -And he just got caught again.
他惨了 Yikes for him.
是啊，所以我妈和妹妹才没来 Yeah. But that's why my mom and sister aren't here.
她们很生气 They're really pissed.
你气吗？ Are you pissed?
会啊 Um… yeah.
但我是和事佬，所以‥ But I'm the peacemaker, so...
所以你是家里比较和善的那个人 Oh. So you're like the nice one in the family.
你人真好 That's sweet.
你谈恋爱也是那样吗？ Are you like that in, um, relationships and stuff?
是比较和善的那个？ Like, are you the "nice guy"?
我会尽量 Yeah. I try to be. Um...
女生总是抱怨男生坏 Girls always complain that guys aren't nice,
但又不太喜欢人很好的男生 but then if they find a nice guy, they're not always interested.
但是‥ -Hmm. -But...
我只是不想变得像我爸 I just don't wanna be like my dad.
你懂吗？ You know?
我不想搞砸跟女人的关系 I--I refuse to have a bad relationship with women.
我懂 Yeah.
我只是想找乐子 I just wanna have fun.
我只是想感觉到‥ Hmm. Like, I just wanna…I don't know, feel, like,
满足 fulfilled
踏上冒险 and have an adventure,
我受够了该死的短影音 and, like, I'm sick of fucking TikTok
交友软体 and--and Bumble,
整天滑手机，窝在家看影集 and just... screens and apps and sitting there binging Netflix.
我只是想‥ And I just... I just wanna, like, live.
我很想好好过我的人生 I just wanna live my life, so badly.
我希望能遇到‥ I just feel like I just wanna meet
完全不晓得当前论述的人 someone who's like, you know, totally ignorant of… the discourse. You know?
你是说住在洞穴里的人 Right. Right. Like--like someone who lives in a cave.
跟原始人一样的人 Like a caveman.
对，现在要我跟原始人交往也行 Yeah, uh, yeah, I would date a caveman at this point. Yeah.
我觉得你可以提高标准 I mean... ...I think you could aim higher.
说真的，你能找到比原始人更好的人 Honestly, I think you can do better than a caveman.
我觉得我只是需要‥ I think I just need to...
再多吃点药之类的 I don't know, like, up my meds or something.
总之，那你呢？ Anyways, um, what about you?
你希望跟怎样的女生或对象交往？ What kind of girl or person do you wanna, you know, be in a relationship with or see yourself with or…
我好像都会喜欢上‥ I seem to be attracted to pretty...
受过伤的人 wounded birds.
吃了有大蛤蜊的意大利面 Got my pasta vongole with giant clams.
跟你骑伟士牌兜风 And then a Vespa ride with you.
你穿着我给你的衣服 You're wearing the shirt that I gave you.
你圆了我的意大利梦 You made my Italian dream come true.
非常谢谢你 Thank you very much.
我觉得自己就像莫妮卡维蒂 I feel like Monica Vitti. I really do.
我希望你先渡过完美的一天 I wanted you to have a perfect day.
再告诉你一件事 Before I told you the news.
什么事？ What news?
我明天得飞去丹佛 I have to fly to Denver tomorrow.
什么？ What?
只会去两，三天 It's just for like two, three days.
我们只来这里一周，为什么？ We're only here for a week. Why?
他们想砍我们的预算 They're trying to slash our budget.
我得去跟那些浑蛋一决雌雄 I have to go out there and have a showdown with these fuckers,
不巧的是明天就得去 and it's just bad timing.
不能让别人去吗？ Yeah. But, I mean, couldn't someone else do it?
你在度假 You're on vacation.
你坚持要来西西里共度浪漫的一周 Yeah. You insisted that we come to Sicily and have this romantic week.
你看到我和波蒂亚时很生气 And then you... you freaked out when I showed up with Portia.
但还好她来了 But thank God, she's here, you know,
否则我就要孤单一人了 because otherwise I'd be--I'd be entirely alone.
谭雅，我也不想这样 Tanya, I didn't want this.
那就辞掉土地管理局什么的烂工作 Well, can't you just quit the Bureau of Land Management bullshit, whatever it is?
我不能辞职 你逼我签了婚前协议书 I can't quit. I can't afford to quit. You made me sign a prenup.
如果我们分开了 我又没工作该怎么办？ What if we don't work out? If we don't work out, what am I supposed to do without a job?
我们不会分开的 We're gonna work out, Greg.
我怎么知道？ How do I know?
不管什么事你都这样阴晴不定 You change your mind about everything constantly.
你会跟朋友绝交 You--you--You drop your friends.
突然开除员工 You fire people on a dime.
你换了几个助理了？ I mean, you've been through--How many fucking assistants have you been through?
你会随便把人丢掉 You just discard people.
你恨我，对吧？ You hate me, don't you?
－别这样，我不恨你 －你恨我 -Shut up. I do not. -No, you do.
－我不恨你 －你就是恨我 -No, I don't. -No, I think you do.
告诉你 You know what?
我看得很清楚 I'm paying attention.
－别这样 －我看得很清楚 -Stop. I get it. -I am paying attention.
－我能理解 －我看得出你讨厌我 I can tell you don't like me.
我只会去两天 可以不要又大吵吗？ It's two days. Let's not just go into one of these big dramas again, okay?
算了，你两天后也不会回来 你是个满嘴谎言的人 Fuck it, you're not coming back in two days. You know what? You're just--you're a full-of-shit man.
你非常不真诚 You're very insincere.
我看得出来，你从不会直视我 And I can just tell. You know what? You never look me in the eye, ever.
看好了 Guess what?
我现在看着你的眼睛告诉你 I'm telling you in your eye,
你是个王八蛋 you're a piece of shit.
我恨你 I hate you.
拜托你，谭雅 Come on, Tanya.
谭雅 Tanya!
他们总是有问题吵 It's always something with them.
我的房间到了 -Uh, this is my room. -Oh.
拜托不要 把我老板和她老公的事说出去 Please don't repeat any of the shit that I told you about my boss and her husband and stuff,
因为我签了保密协议 because I actually did sign an NDA
我挺焦虑的 and I'm kinda paranoid about it.
我会告诉所有认识的人 Yeah, I'm gonna tell everyone I know.
开玩笑的，我当然不会说出去 No, I'm just kidding. I--Yeah, of course, I would never do that.
如果她告我会很可笑 Yeah, it'd be ridiculous if she actually sued me,
因为我只有一台笔电 'cause all I have is my laptop
而她有五亿元 and she has half a billion dollars.
她爸是运输业的巨头 Her dad was this big, like, shipping magnate guy
旧金山有一半都是他的 and owned like half of San Francisco.
他应该没有侵犯她 And... and I don't think he molested her,
但他绝对是个变态，行为龌龊 but he was definitely very pervy and inappropriate
挺可怜的，他后来自杀了 and then it was kind of sad. He actually ended up committing suicide and…
我也不该告诉你这些的 and I'm not supposed to be telling you that either.
我可以亲你吗？ Um… can I kiss you?
可以 Oh. Um…Sure.
好 -Yeah. -Yeah, okay.
那么‥ Um, I guess...
明天再见吧 let's hang out tomorrow.
好 Okay.
晚安 Um, good night.
我玩得很开心 Yeah. I had fun.
开心，太好了 Fun. Great. Okay.
晚安 Good night.
对不起 I'm sorry.
干嘛对不起？ For what?
我总是在抱怨 For being a shrew.
我觉得我毁了大家的兴致 I feel like I'm ruining this trip for everybody.
你没有 No, you're not.
我不知道在不满什么，感觉像‥ I just--I don't know what my problem is. I just feel like…
我们在假装自己是有钱人 I feel like we're LARPing as rich people.
才没有，为什么是在假装？ We're not LARPing. How--how are we LARPing?
不知道，我只是不希望你被他影响 And I don't know, I guess, I just don't want him rubbing off on you.
－我也讨厌他老是气势压着你 －他没有 You know, and I don't like the way he alpha dogs you. He doesn't alpha dog me.
以前或许会，但是‥ I mean, he kind of used to, I guess,
现在不同了 but... it's different now.
天啊，所以我们才来这里吗？ Oh, my God, is that why we're here?
你想在他面前炫耀一番？ So you can rub your success in his face?
不是 No.
你才能比腕力赢过他？ So you can finally win the arm wrestling contest.
我们没有在比赛 No. There is no contest.
随便 Well, whatever.
我接下来会当个开心果 From now on, I am going to be...so fun. Okay?
我保证 I promise.
好 Okay.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you.
你想吸我胸部或是在我脸上自慰吗？ Do you wanna suck on my tits or jerk off on my face
来点有趣的？ or something? Fuck around?
我有点累了 I'm kinda beat.
好 Yeah, okay.
她真无趣 Ugh. She sucks.
他为什么会娶她？ Why would he marry her?
她很漂亮 She's pretty.
或许吧 Yeah, I guess.
但她很讨人厌 But she's such a pill.
有些女人会夺走男人的卵蛋 You know, I think some women cut off their husband's balls
然后纳闷自己为何不喜欢他了 and then they wonder why they're not attracted to them anymore.
是啊 Yeah.
不准夺走我的卵蛋，宝贝 Don't you cut my balls off, baby.
不会的 I won't.
我只剩这个了，宝贝 That's all I got, sugarplum.
但你知道吗？ But you know what?
知道什么？ What?
如果我想 -If I wanted to... -Uh-huh.
我是做得到的 ...I could.
（意语）你好 Buonasera!
你好 Hello.
我们今天很开心 We had a great day.
在泳池边喝酒，吃晚餐 We drank by the pool, we had dinner,
我想谢谢你 and I just wanted to thank you.
不客气 You're very welcome.
但听我说‥ Um, but listen...
我现在有种愧疚感 I'm having like a guilty conscience kind of feeling, you know.
感觉不太好 I'm--I'm just not feeling great about this.
你很棒 Uh, you're lovely.
你不希望我进去？ You don't want me to come in?
我非常希望 Oh, I really do. You have no idea.
我有性成瘾和冲动控制的问题 I have a problem with sexual addiction and compulsion.
很严重 It's a--it's a real issue. And, uh...
我必须赶快学会控制 I--I really need to get a handle on it, like, quickly,
才能改变我的处境 if I'm gonna turn my situation around.
你懂吗？ You understand?
我带了朋友来，她也想谢谢你 I have my friend here, and she wants to thank you, too.
－（意语）你好 －你好 -Ciao. -Hi.
谢谢你帮我出比基尼的钱 Thank you for my bikini.
不客气 You're welcome.
确定不希望我们进去吗？ Sure you don't want us to come in?
我很为难 Jeez. You're making this very hard.
拜托啦 Please.
天啊 Oh, Lord.
（意语）如果我被闪电击中‥
米凯莱 Michele...
西西里的女人比枪还危险
你喜欢伏特加么？ Do you like vodka?
米娅，拿伏特加来 Mia, get the vodka.
葛瑞格？ Greg?
她还是没发现 Yeah, she's clueless as usual.
我明天就回去，到家后打给你 I'll be home tomorrow, give you a call when I get in.
我也爱你 All right, yeah, I love you too.
我很期待 And I look forward to it.
待续
谢谢观赏