早安
我要一杯咖啡
谢谢 Grazie.
（意语）你好 Ciao.
我叫萨佛，你呢？
我常在这里看到你
我在提麦欧工作
那又怎样，我没兴趣
每天早上都一样
总会有男人问我名字
盯着我的胸部看
我只想安安静静喝咖啡
－可以吗？ －你喝吧
－谢谢 －不客气 -Grazie. -Prego.
（意语）谢谢你，华特 Grazie, Walter. Buona giornata.
（意语）再见 Ciao.
借过
慢跑怎么样？ -Hey. -Hey. How was it?
很棒，我跑了两万步 Yeah, good. I got like... ...20,000 steps.
是吗，真不错 Yeah? Nice.
你竟然醒了 I'm surprised you're awake.
我知道你跑完步会欲火焚身‥ Well, I know you always get horny after your run so I--Uh…
我今天会拿出友善的一面 I'm gonna be so good today. And friendly...
怎么说？ Why?
因为你说我很难搞 Because you've been accusing me of being a bitch.
我没说过这种话 -I never once said bitch. -Okay.
不管怎么样，我不会找麻烦 Well, whatever, I'm not gonna be that.
他是你在大学的死党 He's your bestie from college,
－你想得到他的认可‥ －我才不想 and you want his approval for some reason… I do not want his approval.
这很正常，人都是这样 ...which is totally normal and fine and human,
我会很好相处 but I'm gonna be so fun.
从现在起，我会成为 派对的灵魂人物 I'm gonna be the life of the party from now on.
别做得太超过 否则他们会知道你在假装 Well, don't overdo it. They'll know it's fake.
我很喜欢他们，他们是好朋友 I love them. What? They're our good friends.
放过我吧 Oh, my God.
－怎么了？ －你吓到我了 What?
我不能甜美一点吗？ You don't think I can be lovely?
等着瞧吧 Just watch.
这些钱给你们，谢谢‥ Okay, that's for you guys. Thank you. Thank you.
很抱歉这么无礼，但你们得走了 I'm sorry to be so pushy. I just really need you guys to leave.
好 -Oh. Yeah. -Uh. See you.
－再见了 －再见 -Bye. -Bye.
－晚点见了 －好 -See you later. -Yeah.
三千
真的吗？
早安 Good morning.
早安 Morning.
他们在那里 Oh! There they are.
－早安 －你们好 Morning. Hi.
－你们睡得好吗？ －睡得很好 -Good morning. -How'd you sleep? -Good. Yeah. -Great.
今天早上的天空好美 你们看到了吗？ Did you guys see the sky this morning? It was so gorgeous.
－看到了 －对啊 -Yeah. -Yeah.
真的很美 It was.
－我喜欢你的上衣，很可爱 －谢谢 I love that top. So cute. Oh, thanks.
我第一次看到你绑头巾，很漂亮 You know, I've never seen you in a headband. It's so pretty.
谢了 Oh. Thanks.
这是我新的意大利风格 It's--it's my new Italian style.
我很喜欢 I really like it.
去拿食物吧 我一醒来就好饿 Let's get some food. I woke up starving.
天啊 -Hmm. -God.
你们需要什么吗？ Do you guys want anything?
－没关系，不用 －我也不用，谢谢 -No, I'm--I'm good. -Yeah. -I'm good. Thank you. Yeah. -Okay.
好，老公，我们一起去吧 Babe, want to come to the buffet?
好啊 Sure. Yeah.
可以坐这里吗？ Do you mind if I...
可以啊，请坐 No. Please.
－昨晚真好玩 －是啊 That was fun last night. Yeah.
我昨晚是想进房跟你继续聊的 Um, I did want to come in and keep hanging out. Just so you know.
那你就应该进来 Then you should've come in.
我只是不想让对方觉得‥ I just don't want to ever make anyone feel, you know,
不舒服 uncomfortable.
你不是会在那方面 让人感到不舒服的男生 I don't think that you're the type of guy that could ever make someone feel uncomfortable in that way, you know?
或许你该往另一个方向靠近一点 You could probably go a little bit in the other direction, actually.
你是说‥我应该霸道一点吗？ Like... more aggressive?
早餐让我的嘴巴停不下来 I can't keep stuffing my face at these breakfasts.
但又不用钱，真是太令人苦恼了 But they're free, you know? It's such a conundrum.
早安，你好吗？ Morning. How you doing?
那两个女孩是谁？ Who were the girls?
什么女孩？ What girls?
我看到两个女孩 从你的房间走出来 The two girls I saw coming out of your room.
可能是房务员吧 Maybe the maids?
她们不像房务员 They didn't look like maids.
比较像‥妓女 They looked like...prostitutes.
我不知道你在说什么 Oh, well, I don't know what you're talking about.
听着 Listen,
你要怎样都行 就是别告诉阿尔比 whatever you do, please don't say anything about any of this to Albie.
爸，算我拜托你 Okay? Dad, please?
你看，有奶油煎饼卷 Look at those cannolis.
我得找别的工作 I've gotta find another job.
我现在处于很奇怪的状态 I'm just at a weird place, you know?
我‥ I've been...
我在家好忧郁 I've been feeling so depressed at home,
我以为到这里能有不同的感受 and I just thought I'd come here and feel something…
人生是不是一切都很无趣？ Is everything boring?
无趣？ Boring?
当然不是 No.
我只是觉得以前的世界一定不只这样 I just feel like there must have been a time when the world had more.
有未解的谜团，或者别的 You know? Like... mystery or--or something,
反观现代人到这个美丽的地方 and now you come somewhere like this and it's beautiful
拍了照片 and you take a picture,
结果发现大家都在 同一个地方拍了同一张照片 and then you realize that everybody's taken that exact same picture from that exact same spot.
你只是在愚蠢的社群媒体 制造了多余的内容 You just made some redundant content for stupid Instagram.
现在连迷路都没办法了 因为可以用地图定位 And you can't even get lost anymore 'cause you can just find yourself on Google Maps.
那把手机丢掉吧 Throw away your phone.
是吗？ Yeah...
丢到大海里 Throw it in the ocean.
今天天气太好了 你们想做什么？ God, it is so nice out today. What do you guys wanna do?
我一直要小卡带我去诺托 Well, I've been bugging Cam to go to Noto.
那是个漂亮的巴洛克小镇 车程两个小时 It's this beautiful baroque town like two hours from here.
有很壮观的宫殿和手工艺店 There's these amazing palazzos and artisanal shops.
－感觉很有趣 －听到没有？ Mm! That sounds cool. See!
哈珀觉得很有趣 Harper thinks it sounds cool.
老婆，我都说我和伊森 约好要骑水上摩托车了 Honey, come on. I already said I booked jet skis for me and E.
明天再骑 Yeah, do it tomorrow.
老婆，我今天就想骑 Babe, I wanna jet ski.
不知道明天天气会不会这么好 And I don't know if we're gonna get this weather again.
我们可以改天再去诺托 We can go to Noto any other day.
小卡，这是我唯一想去的行程 Cam, it's the one thing I said I really wanted to do here.
我想去买圣诞节礼物 I wanna get Christmas presents!
拜托，现在才七月，小达 Jesus Christ! It's July, Daph.
这么早买圣诞节礼物？ Christmas shopping.
好吧，没关系 你们去骑水上摩托车 You know what, that's actually fine. You guys should do your jet skiing.
－我自己去诺托就好了 －不行‥ I'm just gonna go to Noto by myself.
－别这样 －亲爱的，真的没关系 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. -Babe, it's fine. Honestly.
还是说你想跟我去？ Unless you want to come?
不想也没关系 I mean, you don't have to.
你们一定会玩得很开心 You guys will have fun.
是啊 Yeah, right?
哈珀，你应该去 Harper, you should go.
当然好‥ Oh, yeah. Sure.
－太好了 －我很乐意 -Okay. -Yeah, I'd love to go.
大家都跟我说诺托非去不可 I mean, everybody says, "You gotta go to Noto."
没错 诺托非去不可 那太好了 Oh, God, yeah. Gotta go to Noto. Great.
要拍照喔 Take pictures.
我今天为我们规划了一个行程 I made a plan for us today. I planned a tour.
规划行程？ You planned a tour?
我昨晚睡不着 Well, I couldn't sleep last night.
不知道为何，隔壁传来很多噪音 For some reason, there was a lot of noise coming through the walls.
总之，房间的电视 有很多电影可以租看 Anyway, they have a bunch of movies you can rent on the TV.
＂教父＂是其中一部 One of them was The Godfather.
你看过吧？ You've seen it, right?
看过一部分吧 -Some of it, I think. Yeah.
一部分？ 法兰西斯柯波拉共拍了三部 "Some of it?" Francis Ford Coppola made three of them.
前两部是经典之作 First two are classics,
而且是在这附近拍摄的 and they were shot right around here.
我请了一个司机 带我们参观电影中所有场景 So, I got us a car and driver and we're gonna do a tour of all the locations.
你应该一起来 来吧，吸收点新知 You should come. Come on now, educate yourself.
不用了 That's okay.
－我‥ －你应该来 I don't-- Yeah, you gotta come.
－没关系的，我‥ －你一定要来 It's okay, I--I don't-- No. You're coming. She's coming.
她会来
这是我霸道的样子 I'm being more aggressive.
我觉得如果你真的爱我就不会走 But I feel like that if you really loved me...you wouldn't leave.
我不得不走 I have to.
是因为我要你签婚前协议吗？ Is it the prenup? Is that why you wanna--
我可以撤除婚前协议 Is it 'cause I had the prenu--I could get rid of the prenup.
我两天后回来再来谈这个 We can talk about that when I get back. In two days.
你看，你总是对我不耐烦 See? You always look annoyed with me.
就是这个表情 You look like that.
谭雅 Tanya...
你为我做了很多，帮我找医生 You've done a lot for me, okay? You found those doctors.
多亏有你，我才能继续活下去 I--I'm gonna live because of you.
但自从你得知可以多活几年之后 But ever since you found out that you're gonna have a lot more years,
我感觉你好像觉得 自己被我困住了 I feel like you just realized that you were gonna be stuck living them with me.
夫妻不一定永远相处融洽 Couples don't always get along.
你也知道我不太会当人夫 You knew I wasn't great at this.
我可是结过四次婚 I've been married four times.
四次？ Four?
谭雅 Tanya?
我以为只有三次 I thought it was only three.
谭雅，四次是包括你 Tanya. Four, including you.
我只是很爱你 I just love you.
谭雅‥别哭了 Tanya. Tanya, please.
你会把洋装弄湿的 You're gonna wet your dress.
买这件洋装吧
我用我那一半买给你
你那一半？
我分不到一半吗？
你昏了过去，根本没跟他上床
我是愿意跟他上床的
俗话不是说花钱才赚得了钱吗？
小姐，不好意思
我朋友想试穿那件洋装
－谢谢 －天啊，好美 -Grazie.
麻烦动作快一点
我们还要逛其他店
（意语）谢谢‥ -Grazie. -Grazie.
（意语）非常感谢 Grazie, mila grazie. Chi prendi in giro?
谢谢你跟我一起来 Thank you so much for coming with me.
－不客气，我很期待 －我也是 Yeah, of course. I'm excited. Me too.
再见，祝你们玩得愉快 Bye, guys. Have fun!
－再见，老婆 －再见 -Bye, babe. -Bye.
－玩开心一点 －再见 Have the most fun ever. Ciao.
好期待啊 So exciting.
兄弟，很棒吧？ Dude, how awesome is this?
你们好 -Ciao, ladies. -Hey.
这里是麦可科里昂的藏身处 This is where Michael Corleone was hiding out.
当时另一个黑帮成员想杀他 Another mafia family was trying to kill him.
他老婆就是在那里被炸死的 And his wife blew up over there.
车上有炸弹，麦可才是目标 The car was rigged with a bomb meant for Michael.
但那天不知为何是他老婆开车 But his wife is gonna drive for some reason.
（意语）麦可‥走了 Michele? Michele, andiamo!
走啦，你答应过的
－帕西诺惊觉，于是大叫‥ －不要 Pacino realizes, he screams...No!
＂艾波洛妮亚＂ "Apollonia!"
但太迟了 汽车爆炸，她被炸成碎片 It's too late. Car explodes, she blows up.
很棒的一幕 It's a great scene.
她被炸死？ -She blows up? -Uh-huh.
真的爆炸？ -Like, blows up? -Mm-hmm.
那是不是有点没品味？ It's a little tasteless maybe.
他们也只是想赚钱 Well, look, they're trying to make a buck.
最伟大美国电影的场景 正好是他们的房子 They own a house where they shot the best American movie ever made.
才不是最伟大的电影 No, it's not.
为什么不是？ No? Why not?
我觉得是啊 I think so.
你当然这么觉得 Well, yeah, I mean, you would.
这话是什么意思？ All right, what's that supposed to mean?
你怀念父权盛行的日子 It's because you're nostalgic for the solid days of the patriarchy.
＂教父＂的确是好电影啊 They're undeniably great movies.
男人喜欢＂教父＂是因为 他们觉得被现代社会阉割了 Men love The Godfather because they feel emasculated by modern society.
他们幻想回到过去 It's a fantasy about a time when they could go out
可以用暴力解决问题的年代 and solve all their problems with violence...
＂（意语）炙热的爱啊＂ ♪ Un focu d'amuri... ♪
跟所有女人上床 ...and sleep with every woman...
回家后老婆也不会过问 只会乖乖为他们煮意大利面 ...and then come home to their wife who doesn't ask them any questions and makes them pasta.
这是很正常的男性幻想 It's a normal male fantasy.
是看了这样的电影 男性才会产生这种幻想 No, movies like that socialize men into having that fantasy.
会拍出这样的电影 是因为男性天生就有这种幻想 Movies like that exist because men already do have that fantasy.
－这是我们的天性 －都是睾固酮造成的 -We're hard-wired. -Mm. Comes with the testosterone.
不对，性别只是人造的概念 No. Gender is a construct. It's created.
你花了那么多钱让他上史丹佛 结果只是让他被洗脑 You spent all that money on Stanford, he comes back brainwashed.
两天而已 Two days.
去机场 Airport, go. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
（意语）我说不行‥我不想回去
（意语）我说不行就是不行
早安，有什么需要帮忙的吗？ Buongiorno. How can I help you?
我‥ I--Uh...
这个镇上有灵媒吗？ are there any psychics in this town?
灵媒？ 对不起，我听不懂 Psychics? Sorry, I don't--I don't understand.
就是那种传统的吉普赛灵媒 Like, you know, old-school, you know, Gypsy,
会算命的那种？ like, psychic fortune teller type of person?
我懂了，有的‥ Oh. Oh, you mean--Oh. We have a tarocchi.
陶尔米纳这里有个塔罗牌占卜家 Oh, yes. Um, a tarot card reader here in Taormina. Yes.
他们愿意到府服务吗？ Do you think they could make a house call?
这算是紧急状况 Because, like, I--You know, it really is--It's kind of an emergency.
－你还好吗？ －我会待在房间 Mm. Is everything all right? I'm gonna be in my room.
罗可 Rocco.
找算命师的号码给那个疯婆子
是我老板，我接一下 Uh. Uh, this is my boss, so, I have to... get it.
我马上回来 -Go on. -I'll be back.
你在哪里？ Hi. Where are you?
我在吃午餐 Um... ...I'm at lunch.
你回房间来，因为葛瑞格走了 Well, you need to come back to the room 'cause Greg is gone.
＂走了＂是什么意思？ Gone? What do you mean, he's gone?
我需要你 I need you.
好 Okay.
但我现在不在饭店 Um... Well, I'm--I'm not at the hotel currently, so--
我要你待在附近，快回来 I told you to stay close by. Come back here!
我老板要我回去 所以我得回饭店了 Uh, my boss needs me to go back, so, I have to go back to the hotel.
－对不起 －这样啊 -Sorry. -Okay. -Oh.
我们送你回去 No. We'll take you back.
没关系，我自己 叫计程车或想办法‥ No, it's, uh, fine. I'll just get a taxi or figure it out--
司机可以载她回去 再回来载我们 Well, the driver can take her, and come back and get us.
对‥坐我们的车吧 Yeah. Yeah. Take the car. And, um,
我们晚点再见面 let's--let's meet up later.
好，你们人真好，谢谢 Okay. That's very kind of you. Thank you.
谢谢你们，今天很开心 And thanks again for an entertaining day.
祝你们玩得开心 Yeah. Okay, have fun.
－我再把钱‥ －不用啦 -Um... I can Venmo you for just the-- -No!
－真是抱歉，再见 －再见 -Come on. -Sorry, again. Bye. -Bye.
真是谢了，爸 Great. Thanks, Dad.
怎么了？ 是她老板要她回去 What? Her boss needed her.
你觉得她是找借口离开？ You think she just wanted to get away from us?
有可能啊 Maybe.
毕竟你常让女人退避三舍 You do have a knack for repelling women.
你觉得我们很丢脸吗，阿尔比？ Do we embarrass you, Albie?
没这回事‥ No, it's just...
你不知道你说的话 别人听了会作何感想 I don't think...you realize how you sound sometimes.
以前的人很尊重长者 They used to respect the old.
现在我们只让大家想起 他们想遗忘的丑恶过去 Now, we're just reminders of an offensive past everybody wants to forget.
你好，真是谢谢你 Hi! Thank you so much.
这里有一个美丽的露台 Yeah, you have an amazing terrace,
可以在那里喝 我们葡萄园产的红酒 where you can have a glass of wine from our familiar vineyards.
这里是饭厅 And here is our dining room,
可以在这里吃早餐 当然了，请把这里当自己家 where you'll have your breakfast, and obviously please feel at home.
好好放松，有任何需要我们都在 -Oh. -And, uh, feel comfortable. And anything you need, we are here for you.
感谢佩哥 -Thank you so much, Peppe. -Okay.
－再见，达芙妮 －再见 -Ciao, Daphne. -Ciao.
现在是什么情况？ Are you gonna tell me what's going on?
我在《建筑文摘》 读到有关诺托的文章 So, I was reading about Noto in Architectural Digest, right?
里面有这栋宫殿的照片 我想说或许能来参观 And there were pictures of this palazzo. So, I was like, "Maybe we can get a tour."
于是我打电话过来，他们说 So, I called them, and they told me...
我们今晚可以整个租下来 所以我就租了 "You can rent the whole place out for the night." So, I did.
－在这里过夜？ －不是很难得吗？ We're staying the night? Don't you think we should?
本来想说到了 再看看值不值得 I mean, I was gonna wait and see if it was worth it,
但我们人都来了 非过夜不可，对吧？ but now that we're here it's like we kinda have to, right?
我什么都没带 I don't have any stuff.
别担心，盥洗用具那些 我都多带了一份 Oh, don't worry about it. I packed extra everything. Toothpaste... Whatever you need.
天啊，这里超乎我的想像 Oh, God, this is just beyond.
我真是不敢相信 I can't believe it.
快过来 Come out here!
那应该是游泳池 你猜谁带了多的泳衣？ I think that's a pool. And guess who brought an extra bathing suit?
丢下老公不会有点奇怪吗？ Don't you feel a little weird being here without the guys?
不会啊，他们又不想来 No. They didn't want to come.
你不觉得做自己 想做的事更重要吗？ And don't you think it's better to just do what you want, even if it's by yourself?
卡麦隆随时都在做他想做的事 I mean, Cameron does what he wants all the time.
凭什么只有他们能找乐子？ Why let them have all the fun?
去看看卧房吧 Let's check out the bedrooms!
－干杯 －干杯，兄弟 -Cheers! -Cheers, buddy.
我得说，我好以你为荣 I gotta say it, man. I'm so proud of you.
你这次真的是轰出全垒打了 I mean, you--you fucking knocked it out of the park, man.
谢谢 -You did it. -Thank you.
但我不意外 我一直都知道你会成就大事 I'm not surprised. I always knew you were gonna do something great.
－但我多花了一点时间 －拜托 Took a little while, but-- Come on.
你才36岁，少装老了 You're 36. Give me a break.
像你赚大钱已经好几年了 Well, you've been raking it in for years now.
希望你当初先跟我说一声 Just wish you'd given me a heads-up, you know?
－什么？ －听盖瑞皮兹纳说了 -What? -I have to hear from Gary Pizzinat
我才知道你卖公司赚大钱 当时就没有操作空间了 That you sold your company for a shitload? And by then, you know, it was too late for me to do anything with it.
我懂了‥但我当时什么都不能说 Oh, you mean, like--Dude, I couldn't say anything.
你可以给个暗示 You could have hinted.
暗示也是违法的 It's also illegal.
派一只小鸟来跟我传话 A little birdie in the ear.
就这么简单，资讯很重要的 That's it. Information, dude.
我这行都是靠资讯过活 I mean, come on, guys like me, that's--that's all we got.
－对不起，我不知道‥ －没关系 -I'm sorry. I wasn't---It's okay.
－你懂的‥ －别在意，下次记得就好 -You know, I just---Don't worry about it. Next time.
但你得在我们这里做一点投资 But you need to invest some of that with us. Okay?
不知道你有没有听说 但我能帮人赚钱 I don't know if you've heard, but I make people money, bro.
我知道 I know you do.
那就让我为你效力 Well, then let me do what I do for you.
我很乐意帮助你和哈珀 拜托你给我机会 I--I would--I would love that, E. I would love to help you and Harper. Please, let me.
来我的办公室一趟就好 Look, just come in to the office. All right?
等我们回国 你来见见我们的团队 When we get back, you meet the guys,
我们轻松聊个天就好 and then you just hang out. That's it. No pressure.
好，听起来不错 All right. Sounds good.
－不错吧？ －是啊 -Sounds good? -Yeah.
我真是为你感到高兴，伊森 I am so stoked for you, E.
我很高兴 I'm so happy.
谢了，小卡‥ Thanks, Cam. Thank you. I appreciate it.
干杯 -Cheers, baby. Mm.
朋友，再来两杯 Hey, buddy, two more.
她不是冒牌货 Oh, she's the real deal.
货真价实的旧世界吉普赛人 A real, authentic, old-world gypsy.
跟我要求的一模一样 That's what I asked for.
现在不能用那个词称呼人家了 I don't think you're supposed to use that word.
什么？ What?
那她很老派正统 All right. She's, uh...She's a real old-school... Gypsy.
女士？ Ma'am?
你要来点水或汽水吗？ Yes, would you like some water or some soda?
我可以调两杯调酒 I could make you and I a highball.
好 All right.
意大利男人的裤子都穿得好紧 Guys in Italy wear their pants so tight.
他们想炫耀自己的老二 Yeah, 'cause they want to show off their dicks.
你怎么不直接告诉我要过夜？ Why didn't you just tell me we were really gonna spend the night?
我希望让小卡觉得 我们玩得太开心，决定留下来 I really want Cam to think that we just had so much fun that we just wanted to stay.
他有很严重的 错失恐惧和分离焦虑 He has really intense FOMO and also abandonment issues.
他知道我们在豪华宫殿享受 一定会很有趣 So, it's just gonna be really funny to tell him we're living it up at some sick palazzo.
你喜欢跟他玩这种游戏？ So, you're like playing games with him?
我们都会这样玩 We both do it.
跟捉迷藏一样 让生活多点乐趣 It's like hide and seek. Keeps things interesting.
我和伊森不会这样 Yeah, well Ethan and I, we--we don't really do that.
我可能要打电话告诉他 我们会在这里过夜 So, I'm--I'm probably gonna have to call him and tell him we're gonna stay here.
可以先让我打给小卡吗？ Can I call Cam first, please?
－当然可以 －好 -Okay. Sure. -Okay.
老婆，诺托好玩吗？ Hey, babe! How's Noto?
太棒了 Amazing.
我们可能会在这里过夜 I think that we're probably gonna spend the night.
－什么？ －对 -What? -Yeah.
我发现一栋很棒的宫殿 就把它租了下来 This incredible palazzo I found, so, I booked it.
－我们明天就会回去 －等‥ -Wha---But we'll be back tomorrow.
明天才回来？ W--You're coming back tomorrow?
－对，你们要玩得开心喔 －什么？ -Yeah, but have fun, okay? -What?
我得挂了，哈珀还在泳池里等我 Listen, I think I have to go 'cause Harper's waiting for me in the pool.
老婆，什么泳池？ No, uh, honey, w--what pool?
－什么？ －宫殿的泳池啊 -What are you talk-- -The pool in our palazzo.
你看到一定会爱死 我再传照片给你 Oh, you would die. I'll send you pics.
爱你，老公，再见 -Love you, honey. Bye! -Uh--
她们要在诺托过夜 她租了一栋宫殿 They're staying the night in Noto. She booked a palazzo.
－是吗？ －对啊 -She did? -Yeah.
－有点奇怪 －她老是这样 That's kind of weird. She always pulls this shit, man.
故意惩罚我 Fucking punishing me.
但你知道这代表什么吗？ 我们两个‥ But you know what that means? You and me,
今晚可以狂欢了 We're gonna fucking party!
去骑水上摩托车吧 Let's go jet skiing.
好，我来了 All right. Okay. I'm coming.
好‥然后呢？ Okay. Well... now what?
你问问题，牌会解答 You ask a question and then the cards will answer.
好 Oh. Okay.
我想知道，我的丈夫‥ Um... I wanna know, uh, my husband, you know,
葛瑞格他有件事‥ Greg-- Something is just...
你‥ Uh, do--
你可以暂时离开吗？ C--could you just leave the room for a second?
去浴室待一下 You know, hang out in the bathroom for a little while.
没问题 No problem. Yeah.
对，我想‥ Oh. Yeah. I want, um--Is--
我想知道我们会不会成功 I want to know if we're gonna make it.
我想知道我们的婚姻 能不能维持下去 I mean, I just want to know if our marriage is gonna last.
牌说你老公爱上其他人了 The cards say your husband is in love with someone else.
这张牌代表的是欺骗 所以他在欺骗你 This card means deceit. He is being deceitful.
这张牌代表美貌 他的人生中有个美人 And this card is beauty. There's someone beautiful in his life.
那不是指我吗？ Uh, couldn't that be me?
不是你 Not you.
－不是我？ －绝对不是你 Not me? For sure, not you.
（意语）美女‥愚者，无意识‥ 美女，魔鬼‥
这也太多负能量了 This is very negative.
（意语）星星‥无意识与潜意识
我花钱请你来的耶 I can't believe I paid for this. 'Cause this is just really--
（意语）你会发疯然后自杀
你太负面了 You are so negative!
（意语）这就是真相‥
不该是这样的，你应该鼓励我 It's not supposed to be like this. You're supposed to--This is supposed to build me up.
收起你的破烂东西 这些可怕的牌和你的烂烟灰缸 Take your crappy things and your horrible cards...and your shitty little ashtray.
－（意语）我抽到断头人‥ －不要了，太可怕‥ No, I didn't want this. This is creepy.
你得走了 No. You gotta go.
－离开 －（意语）我抽到愚者，很危险 Get out!
－随便你说，你只是个骗子 －（意语）我抽到愚者‥ Yeah, well, whatever--You're a con artist is what you are.
根本没用，太负面了 That wasn't good. Negative.
我们七点半在楼下碰面？ Okay, guys, we'll meet up around 7:30 downstairs?
可以，但我想睡个觉 你们要打电话叫我起床 Yeah, that sounds good. But somebody give me a wakeup call. I'm gonna take a nap.
好，我会叫你的，爷爷 Okay. I'll come grab you, Nono.
阿尔比 Hey, Albie.
什么事？ Yeah?
我觉得你对我的看法 受到扭曲，是错误的 Hey, um...I feel like you have this wrong, distorted impression of me.
我一直都支持女性 I have always supported women.
我经常提拔女性 我是女性主义者 I have always promoted women. I'm a feminist.
我并没有娶小女人当老婆 I mean, I didn't marry some subservient wife.
你母亲是个聪明干练的女人 Your mother is a brilliant, amazing woman.
－你跟她谈过了吗？ －我们没有聊到你，爸 -Did you talk to her? -We didn't talk about you, Dad.
我不希望你被夹在中间 No, I don't want to get you in the middle. Um...
你不必跟她说什么 但如果你要跟她说话 You don't have to say anything to her. But if you did say something…
我希望你能告诉她 我很想念她和卡拉 ...I'm hoping you'd tell her that I'm really, really, really missing her and Cara, and--
我觉得‥ and that I feel...
我觉得很愧疚 I feel really awful.
她会听你的话 She listens to you.
这件事是你无法弥补的 Nothing is gonna fix this.
是这样吗？ No?
你必须改变，爸 You have to change, Dad.
你不能再做你一直沉溺的事 You have to stop doing what you're doing
做出实质的改变 and actually change.
我知道，我也改变了 I know that. And I have changed.
我正在改变 And I am changing.
我有能力改变 I can change.
－是吗？ －没错 -Oh, yeah? -Yes.
我能再次成为她心目中的男人 I can be the man she wants me to be, again.
晚餐见了 I'll see you at dinner.
再见 See you.
她离开了吗？ Did she leave?
谭雅？ Tanya?
发生了什么事？ 我还以为‥ What happened? I thought I was--
她也要帮我算命 I thought I was gonna get a reading.
你不会想算的 No. You don't want her.
她太负面了 She was very negative.
我很遗憾 I'm sorry to hear that.
我想睡个午觉 I think I'm gonna take a nap.
好 Okay.
再见 Bye.
你不能离开‥ No, you can't go. You can't go. You just...
拜托你坐在沙发上 Please just sit on the couch. I just...
我买了新一期的浮华世界杂志 I did get the new Vanity Fair.
你可以看杂志 You can read it.
天啊，嫁给我吧 Vey! Marry me!
不了，谢谢 Oh! No, grazie!
那里有提款机 我去领钱，等我一下 Um... oh, there's a machine. I'm gonna get cash out, I'll be right back.
走吧，我还有几家店想逛 Come on, there's a couple more stores I wanna hit.
诺托还真多饥渴的男子 Lots of horny dudes in Noto.
这是什么？ What are these?
那桌的先生请你的 The man, this table, bought these for you.
真好心 Oh! That's sweet.
我要来一点大麻食品，你要吗？ I'm gonna have an edible. Do you want an edible?
有两个不到四岁的小孩 你就知道了，这能帮我放松 Try having two kids under four. They help me relax.
来一个吧 Have one.
我得小心一点 Okay, I just have be careful.
我上次吃大麻食品时 不小心吃太多 The last time I did edibles, I took way too many
最后用胎儿的姿势躺在地上 and I ended up on the floor in the fetal position.
不断重复说＂我是女人＂ I kept saying, "I am a woman."
什么？ 为什么啊？ What? Why?
我也不知道 I don't know.
我觉得自己是女人很奇怪 I think I was just...tripping out on being a woman.
你不喜欢当女人吗？ Don't you like being a woman?
我通常可以接受自己是女人 I'm fine with it, usually.
我很喜欢当女人 Mm. I do.
老实说，我很不想当男人 I'd hate to be a man, honestly.
感觉太孤单了 It'd just be so lonely.
他们的胜负欲好强 这样有办法当朋友吗？ I mean, they're so competitive. It's like, can they even be friends with each other?
卡麦隆和我有次去狩猎旅行 Cameron and I went on a safari
我们在途中看到象群 like, and, um, on safari, you see all these pods of elephants and they're all,
在河中洗澡，一起玩耍 看了让人感到很窝心 bathing in the river and playing with each other and it's so sweet.
但那里只有母象和小象 But it's just the moms and the babies.
因为公象只要长大了 就会被逐出象群 Because when the boy elephants get too big, they kick them out of the pod.
接着公象一辈子 都必须独自在丛林中游荡 And then the bull elephant has to, like, wander through the jungle by himself for the rest of his life.
我为男人感到难过 I feel sorry for men, you know.
他们自以为在做重要的事 其实只是在孤独地游荡 It's like... they think they're out there doing something really important. But really they're just wandering alone.
（意语）谢谢 Grazie.
（意语）你好‥ -Buonasera! -Buonasera.
听着，我们今晚没办法见面了 Um, listen, uh, I just wanted to tell you that I don't think I can meet up tonight.
为什么？ -Why? -Um,
我怕我儿子会发现 但更重要的是我得改过 I'm afraid my son's gonna catch on, but, really, I--I need to change.
我真的必须改变 所以我们这周没办法再见面了 I really have to change, so, I don't think I'm going to be able to meet up at all this week.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我好难过，我以为 我们整周都会在一起 I'm sorry too because I thought we were spending the week together.
我知道，但是我真的不行 I know. But I--I can't.
我很抱歉 And I'm really sorry.
我儿子要下来了 我得赶快离开，但听着 My son's on his way down, so, I gotta go. But listen,
我很喜欢跟你相处 I really, really loved meeting you.
－我也是 －你很有魅力，很美 -Me, too. -You're a wonderful...beautiful woman,
我跟你玩得很开心 and it was really fun.
这是给她们的 And this is for the ladies, please.
－谢谢 －谢谢你‥ -Thank you. -Thank you too. Thank you.
我最爱的两个人 My two favorite people in the world!
我还以为你走丢了 Thought we'd lost you.
我有事情去找门房 I had to handle something with the concierge.
－你饿了吗？ －快饿死了 -You hungry? -I'm starving.
他取消了
－为什么？ －我不知道
没关系
这里很多有钱人，会找到新客人的
你还在？
对啊
怎么不回家？
我还有事要做
这样啊 Okay.
我觉得你工作太认真了
但是‥
我很钦佩你
谢谢 Grazie.
我喜欢你管理团队的能力
特别是男人
你不让任何人欺负你
我想变得跟你一样
（意语）谢谢你，伊莎贝拉 Vabbè... Grazie, Isabella.
你也是很优秀的员工
你太常和罗可聊天了，但是‥
你表现得很好
－谢谢 －不客气 Grazie. Prego.
祝你今晚愉快
晚安
＂找到爱你的人之前 你什么都不是＂ ♪ You're nobody til... Somebody loves you♪
＂所以去找个人爱吧＂ ♪ So find yourself Somebody to love... ♪
米亚 Mia!
－你都不理我 －我在工作啊
我得快点找到今晚的对象
我去买酒
酒已经有了
酒永远不嫌多
（意语）你好 Buonasera.
现在你发了 一定常有人勾搭你吧 Now, that you're a big shot, people must be slipping into your DMs left and right.
没有 No.
有的话又怎么样？ 我都已经结婚了 What good would it do me if they were? I mean, I'm married.
老兄，所有人都会偷吃 Dude, everyone cheats, E.
才怪 No, they don't.
拜托 Come on!
－是真的吗？ －当然 -They do? -Yeah!
那是当然，出轨是机会型的犯罪 Of course, they fucking do. It's a crime of opportunity.
只要有机会，大家都会出轨 Jesus! If they can.
你的性生活好吗？ So, how's your sex life?
听起来真棒 Sounds great.
我也不知道 I don't know.
我觉得很困难 毕竟我们这么了解彼此 Uh... It's hard, I guess, when you know everything about each other
还看过彼此上厕所的样子‥ and you've seen each other on the toilet and, you know--
这就对了 There you go, man. See?
人生只有一次 We've only got one life.
但哈珀和我‥ But Harper and I are...
过度依赖彼此？ Codependent?
不是 No.
我不跟老婆说谎的 I don't lie to my wife.
真的吗？ Really?
天啊，我真的不知道 Oh, man. Fuck, I didn't know that.
太温馨了吧 That is so sweet!
＂世界还是老样子 你永远无法改变＂ ♪ ...Oh, the world Will be the same. You'll never change it...♪
你在这里认识男生了？ You already met a guy here?
算是吧，没错，他‥ Kinda. Yeah, I did, he's
很聪明，上过斯坦福 really smart and everything, he went to Stanford.
他是那种‥ You know, one of those guys.
人很好‥ He's really nice. Like...
有点好过头的男生 ...maybe a little too nice, you know?
真希望他能让我的心跳更快一点 I wish he just, like, got my heart rate up a little bit more or something.
波蒂亚 Portia.
别浪费人生追逐 无法表达情感的男人 Don't spend your life chasing emotionally unavailable men.
否则你一辈子都会想要去撞墙 Or you'll spend your whole life just banging your head against a wall.
我身上有什么东西吗？ 他们一直盯着我看 Is there something wrong with the front of me? These guys are staring.
我觉得他们只是在对你微笑 I think they're just smiling at you.
＂当你逐渐衰老 黄金无法为你带来幸福＂ ♪ That gold won't Bring you happiness ♪
你被洗脑了 这种想法很中产阶级 But you've been brainwashed into thinking that, man. It's very bourgeois.
一夫一妻制是菁英创造 用以控制中产阶级的制度 Dude, monogamy was an idea...created by the elite to control the middle class.
反观牧师会性侵侍童 Meanwhile, all the priests were fucking the altar boys
贵族则是任何会动的东西都想干 这是亘古不变的现象 and the aristocrats were fucking everything that moves. Same now as it ever was.
野心最大的人性欲最强 And the most ambitious guys? They're always the horniest.
就像你我，朋友 Like you and me, baby.
当然，女人会受这样的人吸引 And of course, women are attracted to that.
但只要你不实现她们的梦想 她们就会折磨你 But then, if you don't make their dreams come true, they make you suffer.
所以花钱嫖妓比较安全 That's why it's safer to stick with whores.
别这样嘛
你也很有才华
不敢当 No.
你的声音很美
－你真的这样想？ －真的‥
我可以帮你
我认识能帮你的人
我可以介绍给你认识
真的？
真的
朋友就是要互相帮助
我们是朋友？
还是床伴？
你这么美，很难只跟你当朋友
我会考虑
你考虑吧
下流的老变态
米亚‥ Mia, Mia!
我可能找到人了
－你在干嘛？ －没事的 -What are you doing? -It's okay.
（意语）米亚，走吧
走
就是那两个女孩‥ Those were the two girls...
－（意语）你们好 －你好 -Ciao! Ragazze! -Hi! Buonasera.
－你们好吗？ －幸会 -Lovely to meet you. -Ciao. How are you?
你知道的，就是她们啊 You know, the girls.
你们今天过得好吗？ How are you guys. How you guys doing?
还行 Um, fine.
我叫卡麦隆，这是我朋友伊森 I'm Cameron, this is my buddy Ethan.
－你好 －你们好‥ -Hi, hi, hello. -Hi, Cameron.
－我叫露西亚 －露西亚‥ -I am Lucia. -Lucia. -Yes, and---Lucia.
－她叫米亚 －米亚 -Yes, and she is Mia. -Mia. -Hi, Mia.
你们是本地人吗？ 还是来度假的？ Are you guys from here? Are you on vacation, what?
－我们是西西里人 －西西里人？ -Um, we're from Sicily. -From Sicily?
只是相约到饭店酒吧来玩吗？ Just two gals hanging out in a hotel bar, huh?
－你们玩得开心吗？ －开心 -Yeah. -You guys having fun?
你们喜欢派对吗？ You guys, uh, you guys party?
喜欢‥ Yes, yes!
你们有派对用品吗？ You got any, uh... party favors?
我有药 I have pills.
我有威而钢 You--I have Viagra.
我们不需要威而钢 We don't need Viagra.
是吗？ 还有摇头丸 No? Also, maybe Molly.
天啊，真的？ 你是天使下凡吗？ Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? Are you an angel sent from heaven?
但是这些药很贵，你们得付钱 No, but these are expensive, guys. You will have to pay for it.
我有钱，亲爱的 我唯一不缺的就是钱 I got money, baby. That's one thing I do got.
－那就一起玩吧 －一起玩吧 -Let's fun! -Let's fun!
我只找得到这个点心 This is the only snack I could find.
要来一点吗？ Want some?
你的药效还没退吗？ You still high or what?
你好 Hi.
所以‥ So...
伊森有没有变？ has Ethan changed at all?
完全没变‥ No. No, not at all.
他还是同一个人 He's exactly the same.
这是好事 That's good!
我看过很多男人，原本是‥ 'Cause I've seen a lot of guys who are, like--
我不是要说书呆子 伊森不是书呆子‥ Well, not nerds. I mean, Ethan's not a nerd, but--
－他就是‥ －我的意思是‥ Yes, he is. He is! I just mean,
他们从没当过渣男 like, they were never players.
但一夕间暴富让他们变了 甚至开始偷吃 And then they make all this money and they just start acting different and, like, cheating.
伊森不可能偷吃的 No. No, Ethan would never do that.
他不是那种人 He's not like that. He's--
他老实过头了 he's honest to a fault.
他‥ He's…
我很庆幸卡麦隆 有伊森这样的朋友 God, I'm so glad that Cameron has a friend like Ethan.
说真的，跟卡麦隆工作的那些人 Honestly, the guys that Cameron works with...
有很多人内心很黑暗 ...a very dark triad.
真的，他们是一群神经病 Like, for real. Psychopaths.
我没在开玩笑 -I'm not kidding. -Hmm.
但卡麦隆不是 But not Cameron.
没错，卡麦隆只是调皮 他跟小男孩一样 No. Cameron's, like, naughty, like a little boy is naughty.
其他人是像马多夫那种禽兽 These other guys? I mean, they're like Bernie Madoff monsters.
他们会把你搞死 They will fuck you up.
他们是金融圈最成功的人物 And they're the most successful guys in finance.
老天，太冷了吧 Oh, Jesus! Oh, shit, this is cold.
我的乳头很敏感 I got sensitive nips.
要啤酒吗？ Beer?
谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
今天还好吗？ How was your day?
满可怕的 Uh, pretty grim... ...actually.
要是我杀了我老板 说我是帮她安乐死也不为过 I feel like if I murdered my boss, I could argue it was euthanasia.
那你呢？ 晚上过得如何？ Yeah. Uh, what about you? How's your night?
现在好多了 Better now.
对不起 Sorry. Um,
－我是不是‥ －不是 was--was I--No, uh--No, no,
没事‥ That was--it's fine.
我只是没预料到 I--I just wasn't expecting it, you know?
－那我来啰 －好 -Well, expect it. -Okay.
你还好吗？ Is everything okay?
我没事‥我只是‥ Yeah! Yeah, everything's--I'm just--
今天发生了很多事，我有点累了 It's been a long day. And I'm just kinda fried, I think.
－我想也是 －是啊 -Mm. Yeah. -Yeah.
你想到我房间吗？ Do you wanna go back to my room or...
我想直接睡了 Yeah, no. I think I just need to crash.
－可以吗？ －好，我也一样 -If that's okay? -Yeah, yeah. I think me too.
对不起 Sorry. -N--no, it's fine. You--
－没关系‥ －我们可以明天见面 N--no, it's fine. You--I mean, we could hang out tomorrow.
－你明天会在吗？ －当然 -Are you around tomorrow? -Yes, absolutely.
我很乐意 I would love that. Um...
要我送你回房吗？ Do you want me to walk you back to your room?
好 -Um, sure. -Great, okay.
－别忘了你的啤酒 －谢了，抱歉 -Oh, don't forget your beer. -Oh, thanks. Sorry.
－东西都拿了吗？ －拿了 -You got your stuff? -Yeah.
谢谢你的啤酒 Um, thanks for the beer.
不客气 Yeah. No problem.
我希望我没让你感到不适 I hope I didn't make you feel weird.
没有没有 -No. No, no. -Yeah, yeah.
不用道歉 Don't--don't apologize. Honestly.
达芙妮？ -Daphne? -Hmm?
你觉得卡麦隆出轨过吗？ Do you think Cameron ever cheats on you?
可能只有一次吧 Maybe just once.
就我所知 That I know about.
不用可怜我 Don't feel bad for me.
我学会怎么面对了 I figured out how to handle it.
像今天这样 Like today.
我做自己想做的事 所以我不会心怀怨恨 I do what I want. So, I'm not resentful.
你是怎么面对的？ Yeah. How do you handle it?
我‥ I...
我不是受害者 I'm not a victim.
我是这个意思 That's all I meant.
快开门 Hey! Open the door!
你在里面做什么？ Come on! What are you doing in there, man?
有人在吗？ Hello?
快开门啊，你这小男孩‥ Open up, come on! Sweet little baby boy.
你去找他 Come on, go see him.
他有点害羞，有什么好害羞的？ He's a little shy. Go see shy boy.
好好照顾他 Take care of him.
-好好照顾她 -谢啦 Take care of her! Grazie!
你在做什么呢，小男孩 What are you doing, little shy boy?
带他过来 Come on! Bring him over.
嘿大男孩 Hey, big boy.
不要吗？ No?
好 Okay.
我是伊森 现在没办法接听，请留讯息 Hey, this is Ethan. Sorry I can't take your call. Leave a message.
待续
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