你的前备箱怎么了 Something's wrong with your "Frunk".
被操成前辈了吗 It's all "Frucked" Up.
《硅谷》 前情回顾
互利
为保障我们的利益我制定了一个行动 I've instituted an operation to safeguard our interests.
请转盖文·贝尔森的办公室 Uh, Gavin Belson's office, please.
你让我把两支队伍团结起来 You wanted me to unite the teams?
他们团结起来 对付我了 They are united against me.
要是我对你们来说不够鼓舞人心 If I'm not inspirational enough for you,
你们随时可以走人 then there's the door.
我将批准你为 I will approve you
巴赫曼先生遗产的 as the soul beneficiary
唯一继承人和正式执行人 and the official executor of Mr. Bachman's estate.
现在这是我的孵化器 This is my incubator now.
你不能就这样把我们扫地出门 简阳 You can't just kick us out, Jian-Yang.
等等 Wait a second.
刚把我赶出我家的的这个人 So, the guy who just kicked me out of my house
现在拥有我公司10%的股份 now owns 10% of my company?
严格上来说 他是把你赶出了他家 Technically, he kicked you out of his house.
他继承了巴赫曼先生的财产 And he inherited all of Mr. Bachman's assets
包括他10%的魔笛手股份 including his 10% of Pied Piper.
-通过伪造他的死 -这只是传言 - By faking his death. - Allegedly!
听着 理奇 Look, Richie.
你其实没有损失什么 You didn't actually lose anything here, okay?
巴赫曼才是受害方 Bachman is the aggrieved party,
如果他还活着 and if he is actually still alive,
他出现后就能拿回他的10%股份 he'll get his 10% back when he shows up.
同时 归那个叫阳的所有 In the meantime, is it really any worse
真的糟糕到哪里去吗 if it belongs to this Yang guy?
不 我想没有 No, I guess not.
那你到底在不满什么 理奇 So what's your real beef here then, huh, Richie?
你对他有什么意见吗 You got something against him?
你对亚洲人没有什么偏见吧 You don't have, like, a bias against Asians, do you?
-理查德 -不 我没有 - Richard? - No, I don't.
不 我只是不喜欢被人从自己家赶出来 No, I just don't like being kicked out of my house.
被... By a...?
这不重要 谁都行 N-nothing. By no one!
任何种族的 By any race!
我听着可不是这个意思 Yeah, I'm hearing something different.
如果你有排外倾向 You'd tell me if you harbored
-你会告诉我的吧 -会的 - nativist feelings, wouldn't you? - Yes.
达纳 Dana?
达纳 这是理查德·亨德里克斯 Dana, this is Richard Hendricks.
他是魔笛手的CEO He's the CEO of Pied Piper.
理查德 And, Richard,
-这是达纳 云速算的CEO -我听说过 - this is Dana, CEO of Quiver. - Oh, yeah.
听说你们是阿卡麦强有力的竞争对手 Yeah, I hear you guys are giving Akamai a run for their money.
没错 Oh, yeah.
达纳和我以前在互利的时候 Dana and I kept finding ourselves
发现我们俩上厕所的时间经常一样 on the same bathroom schedule back at Hooli.
男人的生理循环啊 You know, men and their cycles.
你知道吗 You know what?
你们俩应该一起吃顿饭 You guys should get a meal together.
对吧 你们...你们志趣相投 Right? You're-- you're kindred spirits.
你们都是CEO 你们有很多共同点 You're both CEOs. You have a lot in common.
没错 也许吧 好吧 Sure, yeah. Maybe. Yep.
理查德 你明晚就有空 Well, Richard, you're free tomorrow night.
但我没空 But I'm not.
我家里要办一个大派对 I have a big party at my house.
要来好多我不认识的人 A lot of people I don't know.
所以 再见 So, see ya!
怎么回事 What was that?
我不用你帮我交朋友 I don't need you to make friends for me.
我只是觉得你和达纳这样的人 Oh, I just think you could benefit
交朋友会受益匪浅 from a friendship with someone like Dana,
他和你很相像 who's so much like yourself.
相像 你觉得他和我很相像 Like me? You think that guy's like me?
我刚想起点事 I just thought of something.
你们俩想来参加我的派对吗 Do you guys want to come to my party?
达纳 你真是太客气了 Dana, that's so gracious of you.
我们非常愿意 That would be delightful.
好吧 再见 Okay, bye.
好的 Mm-kay.
你看不出来吗 You don't see it?
简直跟你一摸一样 It's uncanny.
硅谷 第五季第三集
看看 门洛帕克市的一室一厅 Look at this. This is what they're asking
房租飙到这么高 for a one-bedroom apartment in Menlo Park.
怎么了 What?
我完全能承担 Well, I can comfortably afford
我新租的一室一厅 my new one-bedroom apartment.
你和我赚的钱明明一样多 You and I make the same amount of money.
我只是在想 差在哪了呢 I'm just wondering, what is the difference?
会不会是因为我没有把我的钱 Could it be that I didn't spend all my money
都花在那辆贵到离谱的电动汽车上 on an absurdly over-priced electric car?
吉尔弗约尔 Gilfoyle!
你终于来了 太感谢了 So kind of you to join us.
不客气 You're welcome.
嗯 现在是下午两点 Yeah! Uh, well, it's, uh, 2:00 PM.
所以你已经连续四天错过例会了 So, fourth day in a row you missed the stand-up meeting.
没错 Correct.
也许你应该迟点再开 Maybe you should hold it later.
好吧 因为我们已经为了迁就你 Okay, 'cause we literally moved it
把例会从九点调到了十一点 9:00 to 11:00 to accommodate you.
你能告诉我要调到什么时候你才能到吗 So do you mind telling us when you feel like you can make it in?
好的 不管你什么时候开会 Sure. Whenever you hold the meeting,
-我都会在一小时后到 -好吧 - I'll be in an hour after that. - Okay, well--
那他妈是什么声音 What the fuck was that?
这是死亡汽油弹乐队的歌《煎熬吧》 Uh, that's the song "You Suffer" By Napalm Death.
是吗 整首歌就这么长吗 好像就一秒 Oh, yeah? That's-- that's a whole song? That's like a second.
这是个警告 It's an alert.
当比特币价格跌破某个值时 Whenever the price of Bitcoin dips below a certain value,
继续挖矿就不划算了 it's no longer efficient to mine.
等价格回升 再继续挖 When it comes back up, it is.
所以我需要知道什么时候跌破阈值 So, I need to know when it breaks that threshold,
这样我可以远程遥控我家中的矿机 so that I can remotely toggle my rig at home.
好吧 你知道多久会响一次吗 Okay. Any idea how often that might happen?
比特币价格非常不稳定 Bitcoin is very volatile.
所以... So...
实在是太响了 That's just so loud.
-很响吗 -好吧 那... - A lot. - Good. Alright, well...
要不要稍微关小声一点 maybe turn it down or something?
操 Oh, fuck.
怎么样 你们在努力工作还是努力摸鱼 What's up? You guys working hard or hardly working?
你好啊 'Sup?
伙计 怎么样了 Hey, buds. How's it going?
湾区的房租真是 Man, these Bay Area rents, huh?
高的要死 High AF.
一个男人要怎么独自生存 How's a guy supposed to live by himself,
或者一个女人 or lady, by herself?
特别是以一个程序员的薪水水平 Especially on an everyman coder's salary, you feel me?
-你要根据生活成本给我们涨工资吗 -不 - Are you offering us a cost of living raise? - Nope!
并不是 比这更好 Not at all. Even better.
如果你们有人缺钱 If one of you dudes is strapped for cash,
我给你帮个大忙 do you a solid.
一起住 房租五五开 Move in, split the rent "Fiddy-fiddy."
或者四六开 看卧室面积了 Or, 40/"Siddy" depending on square footage of bedrooms.
拜托 考虑一下吧 Come on! Think about it!
杰出的杰夫 Jazzy Jeff!
等一下 Hold up!
你家还有地方吗 Hey, uh, you got space in your crib?
有 我有一个房间 Yes, I-I have a room.
不如... Hmm?
操 好啊 Fuck. Yeah.
好极了 Fuck yeah!
就是你了 There he is!
很不错的地方 Nice place.
没错 Yeah.
这就是十亿美元估值能给你带来的 That's what a billion-dollar evaluation will get you.
你跟达纳可以好好聊聊这个话题 Hey, what a great topic of conversation for you and Dana.
达纳 Dana!
你就自己站在这儿啊 像个冷酷的牛仔 You're just standing there. Like a cool cowboy.
你好 Hey, yeah.
我很喜欢你的房子 I-I really like your place.
我也很喜欢 Yeah, me too.
他喜欢所以就买了 Well, he liked it, so he bought it.
对吗 你跟你买这件卫衣一样 Right? Just like you and that hoodie.
达纳 有件事很有趣 So, Dana, interesting story.
你看理查德脖子上的绷带 Uh, the reason Richard has this bandage on his neck,
还有手上也有 and that he's got one on his hand,
是因为他全心投入编程太久之后累坏了 is because he got so exhausted during a code sprint,
所以他直接撞穿了一整面玻璃墙 that he walked through a plate-glass window.
Pando[科技网站]上的文章提到过 Now, I-I read on Pando that you got injured also
你以前公司刚起步时也受过伤 early on at your company?
你应该跟理查德说说那个故事 You should tell Richard that story.
是不是 CEO之间挺有趣的共同话题 Right? Interesting topic between CEOs.
如果你想说的话 不是非得告诉我 If you want. I mean, you don't have to.
好了 我得去跟大家混个脸熟了 Alright, I'm gonna go mingle.
加油 Go get 'em.
那么 你是怎么受伤的 So, how did you hurt yourself?
我当时想自杀 I tried to commit suicide.
牛 不是说那 是好事 Cool. Not-- you know, interesting.
你又干掉一瓶啤酒 你这酒鬼 Oh, wow! You cashed another beer, you partier.
我很久都没放开喝过了 I haven't cut loose in so long.
我可能喝一瓶就倒了 I'll probably get sloshed off of one beer,
然后嘴上把不住门 and start babbling.
那... That's, um...
我们来一起喝一杯吧 庆祝一下 Let's have a beer, right? Let's celebrate!
新工作 新室友 New job! New roomies!
新互联网 对吗 New internet, right?
我刚说过我喝一瓶就会倒 你个疯子 I said I'd get sloshed off of one beer, crazy man.
好吧 Okay, um...
那我去睡觉了 晚安 I'm gonna go to bed. Good night.
不不 别走 等等 No, no, no! You know what? Hold on!
我就...就喝一瓶啤酒 I'll have... I'll have one beer!
我不是说我不喜欢喝点酒放松一下 杰夫 I'm not saying I don't like to party, Jeff.
你喜欢伏特加吗 咱们来点伏特加吧 You like vodka? Let's have a vodka.
好啊 就喝伏特加吧 Yeah! Let's do vodka.
好啊 Okay!
来吧 Yeah.
你倒得真多啊 That's so much of it.
这只是正常量 That's a normal amount right there.
是吗 Is it?
我喜欢这画 I like it.
真的很棒 It's really cool.
这是谁画的 So, who painted it?
一部机器 A machine.
它其实是进入苏富比拍卖行的 It's actually the first work of art
第一幅由人工智能创作的艺术品 made by AI to be sold at Sotheby's.
抱歉我来晚了 达纳 一时脱不了身 Sorry I'm late, Dana. I got caught up.
等一下 你是理查德·亨德里克斯 Hey! Hey, wait a minute, you're-- you're Richard Hendricks.
不好意思 我是本·伯克哈特 Sorry, I'm, uh, Ben Burkhardt.
我是达纳的首席运营官 I'm-- I'm Dana's COO.
达纳跟我说过他邀请了你 Dana told me he invited you.
看你来这儿我好兴奋 I'm so psyched you came!
我有很多问题想请教你 伙计 Yeah. I got-- I have so many questions for you, man.
你想去喝一杯 还是留在这里 Do you want to grab a drink or do you want to stay here?
-那就喝一杯 -好极了 - There. Yeah. - Oh, great.
很多年前我还在麻省理工读博士的时候 I mean, even way back when I was finishing my PhD at MIT,
我就到处给别人说 I would tell anyone that would listen
去中心式系统在未来一定会出现 that a decentralized system was the obvious eventuality.
而现在更是最需要它的时候 And now it's more necessary than ever.
你看谷歌和脸书钻了多少空子 I mean, the stuff Google and Facebook are getting away with.
-真的是不可理喻 -对吧 - It's insane. Totally. - Right?
这就是为什么我总是说 That's why I've always said that the user's data
用户的数据应该由用户掌控 should be in the hands of consumers,
而不是被公司攥在手里 not the corporations.
完全同意 但那无法实现 100%, but see, that can't happen,
除非有人开发出可用的替代方案 until someone iterates a functional alternative.
理查德 我相信 Which, I believe, Richard,
我相信你会给大家带来解决方法 I believe you're about to do.
我不确定 我正在努力 Well, I don't know. Trying to, yeah.
你有没有解决测试数据托管模块的问题 Have you solved, uh, co-locating data with the compute test?
你怎么知道这个 How do you know about that?
-你会编程吗 -我写过代码 - Do you code? - I used to, man.
是啊 我以前很爱写代码 Uh, yeah, I loved it so much,
但是 我最后更专注于商业运营这方面了 but, you know, I got drawn over to the business side.
理查德 Richard!
你在这里 There you are!
-贾里德·邓恩 -本·伯克哈特 - Hey. Jared Dunn. - Hi! Ben Burkhardt.
达纳 现在是迪拜时间早上九点 Hey, Dana. So, it's 9:00 AM in Dubai.
我得打个电话 失陪 各位 I gotta make a call, so, excuse me, guys.
达纳刚跟我说 So, um, Dana was just telling me
他也喜欢晚点吃午饭 that he prefers a late lunch, too.
就跟你 Just like...
是这样吗 Is that right?
算是吧 Kind of.
我看见我以前的同事来了 Well, I see a colleague.
那你们就单独聊聊吧 I'll leave you guys to-- to chat.
好 Cool.
离开的时候 达纳告诉我 So, on the way out, Dana told me
他很高兴认识你 that he really loved meeting you.
他说跟你相处得很愉快 He said it went great!
你不这样觉得吗 Did you not think so?
是啊 只是 他基本不说话 Yeah, it's just... he didn't really talk, though.
没错 他确实有那毛病 Yeah. That's one of his quirks.
他挺有意思的 He's fun.
你知道我跟谁聊得挺好吗 Hey, you know who I did have a good conversation with?
-谁 -他的首席运营官 - Who? - His COO.
谁 本吗 Who, Ben?
对 你认识他吗 Yeah, um, do you know him?
不怎么认识 Um, not well.
我听说他是个很有能力的高层 I hear he's a very competent executive.
但显然他为了云速算离开傲库路思时 But apparently, he left Oculus for Quiver
走得不是很光明正大 in kind of an unprofessional manner.
好吧 他很喜欢魔笛手 Hmm, okay. Well, he really loves Pied Piper.
贾里德 拜托 这是你家 Jared, come on! This is your condo.
你去床上睡 Sleep in your bed.
别傻了 Don't be silly. Hey!
要是你想 可以亮着灯睡 Uh, leave the lights on as long as you want.
本 很高兴认识你 明天一起吃午饭吧
贾里德 Uh, hey, Jared?
怎么 Yes? Um...
算了 明早见 Never mind. Uh, see you tomorrow morning.
-好梦 -但愿如此 - Sweet dreams. - Right, if only.
我跟你说过吉尔弗约尔那首糟糕透顶的歌吗 Did I tell you about Gilfoyle's terrible song?
对 你说过 我也听了 Yes. Yes, you did. And I heard it.
我要去洗电饭锅了 迪尼希 I'm-- I'm gonna go clean the rice cooker, Dinesh.
你知道最差劲的是什么吗 You know what the worst part is?
他真的是个很厉害的程序员 He's actually a decent coder.
他几乎从不出错 He almost never fucks up.
等等 你说几乎吗 Uh, wait, almost?
有一次 他捅了大篓子 One time, he royally fucked up,
但就算那次 他最后还是靠他那些冰箱 but even then, he ended up saving the day
力挽狂澜了 with all his fridges.
冰箱 Fridges?
赛本智能冰箱 Seppen Smart Fridges!
而且告诉你 And you know what?
那么做绝对是违法的 It was totally illegal.
真的吗 违法的 Really? Illegal?
-跟我说说冰箱的事吧 -杰夫 - So, tell me about these fridges. - Jeff!
我不能告诉你 I can't tell you that.
这是公司的机密 It's a company secret.
我再给你拿点伏特加 迪尼希 Okay, um, let me get you some more vodka, Dinesh.
赛本家电
谢谢你们能这么快就同意会面 Thank you guys for seeing me on such short notice.
你能来是我们的荣幸 盖文 Well, it's an honor to have you, Gavin.
那边我们用来测试压缩机的电容电动机 Back there, we test our compressor run capacitors.
但我觉得这里才是你最想看的 But here is what I'm sure you'll be most interested in seeing.
这是我们的智能冰箱研发团队 This is our smart fridge development team.
说实话 要进军支持联网的智能家电市场 To be honest, we were a little nervous
我们心里还是有点打鼓的 about wading into the Internet-enabled market.
在过去八十年里 Over the last 80 years,
客户跟我们培养出了很强的品牌信赖感 we've built a real trust with our customers.
很好 厂房很不错 Alright! Great tour!
还有很多还没看到呢 Oh, there's a lot more to see.
何必呢 听着 Ugh. Why? Look.
我来是想跟你们合作 I came here to offer you a partnership
这能缩减你们租用服务器的费用 to cut down your server bills.
我们的服务器费用比我们预计得高很多 Well, our server costs were far higher than we anticipated.
正如我们所说 我们并不是很擅长... As we said, we're not well versed in--
二十世纪吗 你说过了 The 20th century? Yeah, you mentioned that.
你们到底想不想省一笔钱 Do you want to save a fortune or not?
当然 Well, yes.
作为交换条件 我需要你们帮我做些事 In exchange, I need you to do something for me
处理一下那些黑了你们冰箱的人 with regard to the people who hacked your refrigerators.
我要毁掉他们的人生 I'm going to destroy their lives.
-然后怎样 -然后... - So, what? - So...
-然后我转向比尔·盖茨 -然后呢 - So, I turned to Bill Gates... - Yeah?
然后我说 Right, and I said...
"我不知道 比尔 要不你上谷歌查查" "I don't know, Bill. Maybe you should Google it."
你跟比尔·盖茨这么说的 You said that to Bill Gates?
真的 我发誓 I did! I swear.
我问你个事 Can I ask you, um...
你告诉达纳我们在一起吃午餐了吗 Did you tell Dana that we were having lunch?
理查德 我讲比尔·盖茨那故事是有原因的 Richard, I told you that Bill Gates story for a reason.
我一直坚持对人就要坦诚相待 I, um, I practice something called "Radical candor."
就是说不管事实有多让人不高兴 Which is no matter how uncomfortable the truth is,
我都有一说一 I'm gonna tell it to you.
我跟你说实话 And the honest truth is...
我没告诉达纳我们一起吃午饭的事 I did not tell Dana about this lunch.
达纳公司的发展有些停滞不前了 Things with Dana have gotten stagnant.
但那一晚 But the other night...
跟你聊天时 理查德 talking to you, Richard, I--
我又感受到了工作的激情 I felt that spark again.
你想说什么 What are you saying?
理查德 坦诚的第一教义 Okay, well. The first tenet of rad-can, Richard,
就是心有所想 直言相告 is to just-- is to just say what you think,
那就是我正在做的 我想什么就说什么 and so I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna say what I think,
理查德 我觉得我们应该合作 and, Richard, I think we should work together.
你是说像... Oh. You mean, like...?
比如我来当你的首席运营官 Like, I could be your COO.
我说不好 I don't know.
或许我们不该一起吃饭 Maybe we shouldn't be doing this.
理查德 Whoa, whoa, Richard.
我们只是在聊天罢了 We're just talking.
你看见有谁在写笔记了吗 You see any numbers written down here?
你看见有人放幻灯片了吗 Do you see a Power Point?
没 我们连电脑都没带 No, we don't even have a laptop.
就是啊 因为我们什么都没做错 糟了 Exactly! 'Cause we're not doing anything wrong. Oh, shit!
-一人用餐 -操 - Party of one. - Shit.
我看过他的日程表 上面写他现在有会 I looked at his calendar and it said he had a meeting.
理查德 我要继续跟你说实话 Okay, Richard, I'm gonna continue being honest with you
我要告诉你 我得马上从厨房开溜了 and tell you that I have to leave now through the kitchen.
-好吧 -求你不要对别人讲这事 - Okay. - Okay, please don't tell anyone about this.
好吧 Okay.
天啊 What? Hey!
达纳 真没想到 是达纳吧 Hey, Dana! What the heck? Dana, right?
你好 Oh, hi.
我这是...你是一个人吃午饭吗 I'm just-- Are you having lunch alone?
我也是 我正好一个人 I am! I'm totally alone.
其实 Uh, in fact...
你想不想 do you want to, uh,
跟我坐一桌吃饭 join me at my table for one?
好啊 Oh, okay.
好 Sure.
过来吧 Come on over.
一份酥皮牛肉派 One beef pot pie.
一份不加胡萝卜的酥皮牛肉派 One beef pot pie, no carrots.
对 没错 Yep. Here.
放这儿吧 Put 'em here.
我超爱酥皮牛肉派 I love beef pot pie.
但对胡萝卜没有那么喜欢 And only kind of like carrots.
我操 Oh, fuck!
吉尔弗约尔 搞什么 Gilfoyle, goddammit.
你他妈能把那声音关了吗 我认真的 Could you please stop that fucking noise? I'm serious.
那我怎么知道该什么时候远程开关我的矿机 How will I know when to remote toggle my rig?
你不用知道 我们都不用知道 Easy, you won't, and neither will any of us,
因为你不需要远程开关任何东西 because you won't remote toggle anything!
别再远程控制了 听到了吗 No more remote toggling! Got it?
你就 Just...
午饭怎么样 这位小伙 How was lunch, you little minx?
什么 What?
你以为我发现不了吗 Yeah, you thought I wouldn't find out.
我给达纳发了短信 就问个好 I was, uh, texting with Dana. Just checking in.
-他提到你们俩碰面了 -对 - And he mentioned that you two met up. - Oh, yeah!
没错 只是短暂碰到而已 Yeah! Just, just briefly for-- yeah.
你看 我就知道你们俩会合得来 Yeah! I-I-I knew you two would hit it off.
不过达纳还提到 You know, Dana did mention
他觉得你食欲有点过剩 that he thought you might be bulimic.
好吧 Okay.
很好 Great, um...
贾里德 你觉得我们该雇个首席运营官了吗 Jared, do you think it's time we hire a COO?
达纳的建议是要雇个像本这样的人吗 Did Dana suggest we hire someone like Ben?
是啊 像本一样 Yeah. Yeah, like Ben.
你看 如果你没跟达纳吃午饭 You see, if you didn't have lunch with Dana,
就根本不会有这种想法 this never would've come up.
我会列个候选名单 I'll put together a list.
好极了 Great.
理查德 你得看下这个 Richard, you should see this.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
赛本起诉我们赔偿损失费一千万美元 Seppen is suing us for $10 million in damages.
起诉中特别提到 The complaint specifically cites,
"用互联网生成的口交侮辱他们的智能冰箱" "Sullying their smart fridges with MIME-simulated fellatio."
"我们的客户把冰箱买入家中" "Our customers invite us into their homes."
"厨房是现代家庭的港湾" "The kitchen is the modern hearth."
-"我们不能背叛顾客信任" -这是笔误吗 - "We cannot have that trust violated." - Is that a typo?
他们是想说"核心" Do they mean "Heart"?
赛本怎么知道是我们干的 How did Seppen find out it was us?
我不知道 I don't know.
应该你告诉我们 吉尔弗约尔 You tell us, Gilfoyle.
你说你把我们的代码都删干净了 You said you pulled all our code and bleached it.
也许你漏了哪里 Maybe you missed something.
没有 No.
不可能 No way.
他们没有证据能证明是我们 无视他们 They have no proof it was us. Ignore them.
无视他们 这算是什么解决方案 Ignore them? What the fuck kind of solution is that?
不 "港湾" 还真是个词 No. "Hearth." It's a word. Huh!
我们不需要解决什么 他们没有证据 We don't need to solve anything. They have nothing.
我很确定他们有证据 吉尔弗约尔 Well, I'm pretty sure they have something, Gilfoyle.
-所以你哪里搞砸了 -我没搞砸 - So you fucked up somewhere! - I didn't fuck up.
伙计们 我觉得肯定会有方法解决的 Well, guys, I'm sure there's something we can do here.
很高兴认识你 明天一起吃个午饭吧 很抱歉之前走得那么匆忙 有空聊聊吗
我去去就来 Just give me a second.
抱歉 我现在不方便讲话 Hey, sorry! I-I can't talk right now.
我们能见面谈吗 Can we meet up?
半夜到我家 My place. Midnight.
我得挂了 Okay, I gotta go.
好吧 Okay.
等下 Okay, so wait.
你是说这个吉尔弗约尔 You're telling me this Gilfoyle guy
恶作剧黑进了冰箱 first hacked into the fridges as a prank?
而且你并不知情 Without your knowledge?
是的 Uh, yeah.
那就行了 理查德 Well, there you go, Richard!
如果你没有批准这么做 If you didn't authorize it,
那么他就是以个人名义做的 then he's acting as a rogue agent.
你就这么告诉赛本 魔笛手就能全身而退 You tell Seppen that and Pied Piper's off scot-free.
那吉尔弗约尔会怎么样 Yeah, but what would happen to Gilfoyle?
我不知道 可能会有刑事和民事诉讼 I don't know. There'd be criminal and civil charges
他就得自己面对了 he'd have to deal with on his own.
老天 Oh, Jesus!
我说不好 听起来很残忍 I don't know. Sounds kinda brutal.
毕竟 那些冰箱救了我们一次 In the end, being on those fridges saved us.
理查德 我告诉过你坦诚直白的态度对吧 Richard, I-I told you about radical candor, yeah?
我现在从你身上看出的 Well, what I'm getting from you now,
正是它的反面 is the opposite of that.
叫做"毁灭性同情" It's actually something we call "Ruinous empathy."
你想为保住一颗老鼠屎 You want to destroy your entire company
而毁掉你的整个公司 just to keep one bad actor happy?
这对你一点都不公平 理查德 That's not fair to you, Richard!
那吉尔弗约尔可就再也笑不出来了 Come on. Gilfoyle will never be happy.
如果你雇了我 This is exactly the kinda thing
我能帮你解决的就是这种事 I could help you with if you hired me.
有什么新闻吗 Hey, any news?
天哪 为什么那玩意还在发出这种声音 Oh, goddammit. Why is that thing still fucking doing that?
我猜吉尔弗约尔忘了关掉它 I guess Gilfoyle forgot to turn it off.
一早上一直在响 It's been doing that all morning.
我没有他的密码 I don't have his password.
比特币的价格今天特别不稳定 Bitcoin is really volatile today.
好吧 他在哪里 Yeah, okay. Uh, where is he?
现在才早上十点 所以还没来 Well, it's 10:00 AM, so not here.
好吧 你知道吗 去他的吉尔弗约尔 Okay, you know what? Fuck Gilfoyle.
让他下地狱去吧 Fuck him right to hell.
我这些年一直都这么说 I've been saying that for years.
贾里德在哪里 Where's Jared?
理查德 你认真的吗 Richard, are you serious?
是的 Yes.
我承认把所有责任都推给吉尔弗约尔 Well, I concede that laying it all at Gilfoyle's feet
也许能让我们躲过赛本的起诉 但是 might get us out of the Seppen lawsuit, but...
你真的要把他丢给狼群吗 I mean, you'd really throw him to the wolves like that?
这不像你的作为 That doesn't sound like you.
也许我真慢慢变得 Well, maybe I'm just becoming
不那么毁灭性同情了 a little less ruinously empathetic.
你最近在看心理医生吗 Have you been seeing a therapist?
没有 No.
但是 But...
我在跟本见面 I have been seeing Ben.
本·伯克哈特 Ben Burkhardt.
理查德 不行 Oh, Richard, no.
他是达纳的首席运营官 你这是 He's Dana's COO. You're--
你这将会毁掉你跟达纳的友情 you're jeopardizing your entire friendship with Dana.
我跟达纳有什么友情 What friendship with Dana?
谁会跟那家伙交朋友 Who could be friends with that guy?
我有事要告诉你 贾里德 I got news for you, Jared.
达纳烂透了 伙计 Dana sucks, man!
理查德 Richard!
他就是个猥琐宅男 I mean, he is a dog.
他到底是怎么创建他自己的公司的 How did he even found his own company?
他到底聪不聪明 Is he even smart?
这么说他不公平 Okay, that's unfair.
这是你的公司 Look, this is your company.
你想雇谁都没问题 And you can work with whomever you want.
但我需要你冷静下好好想想 But I need you to think long and hard
你将会把推到吉尔弗约尔怎样的境地 about what you're proposing to do to Gilfoyle.
他很可能会收到刑事起诉 We're talking about criminal charges here.
他会被遣返的 He could be deported.
肯定有别的解决方法 There has to be another option.
无意冒犯 贾里德 Well, no offense, Jared,
但本说那是唯一解决办法 but Ben says there isn't.
好吗 他是世界顶级的首席运营官 Okay? And he is a world-class COO
带很多家公司迈入了市值十亿美元的大关 that has brought multiple companies to a billion dollars.
而你只懂商业开发 And you're just a biz dev guy.
我 我很抱歉 I'm-- I'm sorry. I--
我只是认识只在这件事上 I just think that in this particular situation,
本可能更有经验 Ben might know a little better.
好吧 Okay.
你是老板 You're the boss.
但这话我必须得说 You know, but I will say this.
如果你真的要雇本 If you're really going to start working with Ben,
至少按照最基本的礼节 at least give Dana the common courtesy
告诉达纳你们两个的真实打算 of telling him the truth about what you guys are doing.
因为如果你不告诉他 Because if you don't tell him...
那你才是猥琐宅男 you're the dog.
我们得谈谈达纳的事
谢谢你请我过来 Thanks for, uh, having me over.
没问题 一开始你会有点别扭 Of course. So, it's gonna be a bit weird at first.
但之后就没事了 Then it's gonna be okay.
什么 What?
未知号码
你好 我是贾里德·邓恩 Hi, this is Jared Dunn.
抱歉 我不认识这个号码 Um, sorry, I don't recognize this number.
贾里德 现在马上过来 Jared? Come here now.
简阳 Jian-Yang?
本把实情都告诉我了 So... Ben told me everything.
是吗 Well...
坦承不讳 对吧 Radical candor, I guess, right?
对 他告诉我你是怎么一直发短信骚扰他 Yeah, he told me how you kept texting him non-stop.
他一直拒绝你 但你就是不放弃 And he kept refusing, but you were relentless.
什么 不对 What? Uh, no!
理查德 这都无关紧要 Richard, it's-- it's immaterial.
重要的是 达纳现在什么都知道了 The point is, Dana knows everything now.
具体事情是怎么发生的那都是过眼云烟 However it came to that, it's just words in the winds.
过眼云烟 "Words in the winds"?
对 Yeah.
理查德 看来你心想事成了 Well, Richard, looks like you got what you wanted.
你俩都是成年人 You're both adults.
你们想的话可以随时开始合作 You can work together if you want.
我只是希望你们能尊重人一点 I just wish you'd demonstrated the measure of spirit
当着我的面来跟我一起商量这件事情 to discuss this with me to my face.
但 But...
我猜跟小偷还论什么道德 guess there's no honor among thieves, hmm?
那么 Well...
祝你们好运 先生们 good luck, gentlemen.
你们是天生一对 You deserve each other.
达纳 Dana.
你知道 我从没见过他那个样子 You know, I've never really seen him like that.
那么自信 He's so assertive.
铿锵有力 Uh, articulate.
对 之前两个星期他一直在感冒 Yeah, he's had a head cold the last couple weeks.
情绪不怎么高 Been pretty low energy.
是嘛 Really?
对 Yep!
看来 So, I guess...
就你跟我了 理查德 you and me, huh, Richard?
终于就我们两个了 Together, at last.
是啊 Yeah.
达纳会骑摩托车啊 Dana rides a motorcycle?
对 Yep.
牛 Cool.
你到底是因为什么事找 So, uh, what exactly did you--
这人失心疯了 The witch lost his mind.
吉尔弗约尔 你抽烟的吗 Gilfoyle, you smoke?
我一直在想赛本那破事 I kept mulling that Seppen shit.
我根本没留任何代码在那冰箱里 I didn't leave a bit of my code on that fridge.
没有程序碎片 什么都没 No remnants, nothing,
那他们是怎么知道的 so how do they know?
然后我意识到 Then I realized...
他们一直在监听我们 they're listening to us.
这所有时间里他们一直在他妈监听我们 They've been listening to us this whole fucking time.
没错 所有这些装置都在监听我们 Right. All these devices are listening to us!
好吧 Okay, um...
吉尔弗约尔 我觉得你需要休息一下 Gilfoyle, I-I think you need some rest.
还不行 Not yet.
我检查了他们得防火墙和记录 I checked their firmware and their logs.
这冰箱被设置为不间断地录音 The fridge is set to record constantly
并上传所有信息到云端 streaming everything back to the cloud.
他们肯定检查了那些音频记录 They must have gone through those audio logs,
偷听了我们所有得对话 and listened to our conversations.
等下 就算他们没有偷听我们的对话 Wait, even if they aren't listening to us,
他们有能力做这件事 可以用来做做文章 just the fact that they could be is interesting.
该死 Shit.
他们还造烟雾报警器 They make smoke detectors.
我记得厨房里有一个 I think there's one in the kitchen.
那帮烂人确实在监听我们 Those fuckers are listening.
简阳 你是在 Jian-Yang, are-- are you copying
-把那些公司复制到中国市场去吗 -没 - all those companies for the Chinese markets? - Oh, no.
操你妈 赛本 Fuck you, Seppen.
魔笛手
你去哪了 Where have you been?
我昨晚睡在大头家了 I stayed at Big Head's last night.
-老天 我整晚一直在找你 -我知道 - Oh, God, I've been calling all night. - Yeah.
我只是不想被指责而已 I just didn't feel like getting reprimanded.
我以为你又一整晚都被锁在 I-I thought maybe you were locked
某个星巴克的洗手间里了 in another Starbucks bathroom overnight.
就那一次 贾里德 就一次 One time, Jared. One time.
好吧 那你就得看形势随机应变了 Okay, you're just gonna have to catch up on the fly, then.
随机应变 什么 On the fly, what?
这位是理查德·亨德里克斯 Richard Hendricks,
这两位是汤姆和维奥拉 来自赛本 this is Tom and Viola from Seppen.
幸会 How do you do?
那好 我们不想再耽误你们时间 Alright, uh, we won't take up any more of your time.
理查德今天请你们来 是因为 Richard has called you in today, because...
这个 of this.
这是赛本智能冰箱的服务条款 This is Seppen's Smart Fridge Terms of Service,
这里你们明确提到 where you specifically state
只有跟冰箱命令有关的用户数据 that only refrigerator command-related user data
才会被上传到你们的云端服务器 will be uploaded to your cloud's service.
没错 That's correct.
我们相信冰箱是现代家庭的港 We believe that the refrigerator is the hearth of the modern--
闭嘴 Stop talking.
我们知道你们的冰箱 We know your refrigerators are streaming
把所有录下的音频都上传到了云端服务器 all recorded audio to the cloud.
所有的对话 Every single conversation.
这相当于非法监听 Which is tantamount to illegal wiretapping.
你们觉得一个网络生成的口交画面很糟糕 You thought a MIME performing fellatio was bad?
等你们的用户发现他们在 What happens when your customers find out
他们的港湾前说的每一句话 that every single thing they've ever said
都被偷录了 他们会怎么想 in front of their "Hearth" has been recorded?
该死 Oh, shit.
我们从没听过那些音频记录 We never listen to any recordings.
听着 我们从没想过 Look, we never wanted to
要搞什么高科技元素 get into this tech stuff in the first place,
但我们的市场部坚持要稿 but our marketing department insisted.
这话你知我知 Between us...
是盖文·贝尔森非要我们起诉你们的 Gavin Belson was the one that pushed us to sue you.
我们有什么可以做的吗 Is there something we can do here?
这是一份协议备忘录 This is a deal memo
说明魔笛手会解决你们冰箱的网络安全问题 stating that Pied Piper will fix your security issue,
并会在未来将你们的系统升级为魔笛手的产品 and update your system to Pied Piper's stack in the future
这会大幅减低你们的服务器花费 which will lower your server costs
并提高你们冰箱的网络安全性 and improve the security of your fridges.
作为交换 你们撤诉 In exchange, you drop the suit.
理查德 我说得对吗 Uh, Richard? Did I state that correctly?
这是我们给出得条件吗 Is that our offer?
没错 Uh-huh. Yep.
我还想告诉你们我有一台赛本面包机 I'd also like to tell you I have a Seppen bread machine,
简直是我最爱的厨房电器 and I have never been happier with an appliance.
-幸会 -很感谢你们 - Pleasure. - Thank you so much.
很抱歉我越权行事了 I'm so sorry if I overstepped my bounds.
只是当时时间紧迫 It's just time was of the essence.
你开玩笑吗 贾里德 你拯救了我们 Are you kidding me? Jared, you saved us.
而且你不仅拯救了我们还保全了吉尔弗约尔 And you did it without having to fuck Gilfoyle over.
-谢谢 -没错 - Thanks! - Yeah, um...
我们得谈谈他们提到盖文的事 We should talk about what they said about Gavin.
大家好 魔笛手 Hello, Pied Piper!
男女比例很协调 Nice gender mix.
再多用点颜色就更好了 Could use a little more color.
摸石头过河 对吧 你想让我坐哪 Baby steps, right? Where do you want me?
-你来干什么 -你这是什么意思 - What are you doing here? - What are you talking about?
我说过我会再打给你 Well, I-I said I'd call you.
我没说我会雇你 I didn't say I was hiring you.
理查德 Richard...
我为了你离开了达纳 I-I left Dana for you.
我知道 I know.
我明白 I'm aware.
但是 But...
让我也坦率直白一回 let me try a little radical candor.
在你的CEO背后搞小动作 Um, cheating on your CEO
然后还全赖在我身上 and then blaming it all on me
并不是我想要奖励得行为 is not really the kind of behavior I like to reward.
再加上劝我把我朋友送去坐牢 Nor is pushing me to put my friend in jail.
好吧 Okay.
你想要直白 理查德 You want candor, Richard?
你这绝对是大错特错 You are objectively making a huge mistake.
我是世界顶级的首席运营官 I'm a world-class COO, okay?
而你那痴迷重金属摇滚的朋友 And your heavy metal friend?
他明显是个混蛋 I mean, he's obviously a dick.
你知道 还有件事 理查德 And you know-- you know what else, Richard?
你比标准体重轻了十几二十斤 You're 20 to 30 pounds underweight.
真让人恶心 It's gross.
那是谁 感觉他聪明极了 Who was that? He seemed smart!
理查德 Hey, Richard?
我比标准体重轻至少四十斤 I'm at least 45 pounds underweight.
好了 不用再为他烦心了 Okay, and don't worry about him.
我们会为你找一位好百倍的首席运营官 We're gonna find you a much better COO.
我们已经有最合适的人选了 I think we already have.
你想要这工作吗 You want the job?
贾里德 Jared, uh...
好了 没事 Alright, okay.
-我没事 -我知道 过来大家都能看到 - I'm okay. - I know, just take it-- Everyone can see you.
我的天 先坐下 Oh my God. Yeah, let's have a seat.
-你先考虑一下 -我没事 - Just think about it. - I'm okay!
好了 让我们 Yeah, let's...
你想喝点水吗 保持呼吸 保持呼吸 Do you want some water? Just breathe, just breathe.
赛本说过是盖文让他们起诉我们的 对吧 Seppen said that Gavin was pushing them to sue us, right?
对 但也没什么可惊讶的 Yeah, but that shouldn't be a surprise.
但赛本根本不知道我们黑过他们系统的事 But Seppen had no idea that we broke in.
那盖文有是怎么知道的 How the fuck did Gavin know?
没错 Right!
什么 你是说 What? Are you suggesting that...
我们的员工一直在泄露信息给盖文·贝尔森吗 someone in here is leaking info to Gavin Belson?
没错 I am.
我们有内鬼 We have a mole on our hands.
那边到底发生了什么 What the fuck is going on over there?
对 坏消息 Um, yeah, bad news.
赛本刚离开 看来他们准备和解 Seppen just left, and-- and it looks like they're gonna settle.
伙计 Dude.
我们这里有内鬼 We have a mole!