科林可是没拒绝我的投资 Well, Colin, he did take my money.
-他现在要离开你们公司 -去哪 ‐ Now he is leaving your network. ‐ To go where?
去一位新朋友的公司 劳里·布里姆 Oh, to the network run by my new friend, Laurie Bream.
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硅谷 前情回顾
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-各位 没有别的出路了 -还有 ‐ You guys, there's really no other option. ‐ Yes, there is.
如果互利不愿意卖代号F If Hooli won't sell us Foxhole,
翻译 菲力 彼岸的宁静 盐湖凉开水 流水亦芳菲
我们直接买下互利就行了 we could just buy Hooli.
关键问题 Big question.
我们要怎么买互利 How do we buy Hooli?
翻译 董小姐 murky洋葱骑士 CiciXT 斗斗 抹茶咖啡
你要是想完成交易 就带着文件来找我们 You want this deal to close, you bring us the forms,
让所有人亲手签名 然后再带过来给我会签 get everyone's hard signature and then bring them to me.
校对 面条 妈妈桑
我们在一起赚钱都有30年了 You're not gonna turn your back on 30 years
你不会想就这么抛下我走人了吧 of making money together, are you?
时间轴 ans 大葱
我不想跟你们任何一个人做生意 I don't want to be in business with any of you people.
所有人都集合在那边 Everybody's gathered out there,
后期 阿小小海
所以你得讲两句 so you should probably say something.
他们不高兴吗 我把他们从盖文那解救了 Won't they be happy? I freed them from Gavin.
也可以说你的公司刚吞并了他们 Or your company just swallowed theirs
总监 面条
你还解雇了他们的创始人和CEO and you fired their founder and CEO.
我们只想收购'代号F' All we wanted was Foxhole,
结果这帮互利的人全归我们了 and instead we got all these Hooli people.
我们就不能解雇他们吗 偷偷地进行 We really couldn't just fire them, sight unseen?
得让人力资源的翠西对每个人 Uh‐uh. Tracy from HR has to do an assessment
进行评估 然后我们应该解雇他们 of each person first, then we should can them.
我应该认识那个家伙 好啊 Oh, hey. I think I know that guy. Uh, yeah.
你在干嘛 你就招手让他进来了 What are you doing? Did you just wave him in?
我不知道 不自觉地傻逼社交反应 I‐I don't know, automatic social shit.
伊森 Hey, Ethan! Uh...
-你怎么会在这里 -你说呢 老板 ‐ What are you doing here? ‐ You tell me, boss.
我在互利工作时 伊森是我的第一任主管 Uh, Ethan was my first manager when I was at Hooli.
我没想到你还在那工作 I didn't know you still worked there.
是啊 不是所有人都创造出了发散压缩算法 Yeah, well, we can't all invent middle‐out compression.
话说回来 我希望我能留下来 Uh, anyway, I‐I hope I make the cut.
对 Yeah, well,
合并这事我们得想点别出心裁的方式 所以 we're having to be creative with the merger, so...
是当然 所以我觉得我能帮上忙 Yeah, totally. That's why I figured I could maybe help.
你可以在移动套件这这里使用互利操作系统 You could use Hooli OS for your entire mobile suite.
我们不准备花几个月的时间 就为了 Yeah, we're not gonna spend months porting
把互利软件移植到我们的协议上 所以 Hooli software over to our protocol, so...
-不过谢了 -是 不过想法不错 ‐ But thanks. ‐ Yeah, it was a good thought.
是啊 不过用不了那么久 Yeah, you wouldn't have to.
当我们开发互利系统11时 我们重写了 When we iterated Hooli OS 11, we reengineered
整个系统平台 就为了能和 the entire network layer to be compatible
其他所有协议兼容 而这系统现在归你了 with other protocols... and you own it.
你觉得你能多块 How quickly, would you say,
让它跟魔笛网兼容 you could, um, make it work with PiperNet?
三四周时间 而且几乎不用重构代码 A few weeks with almost zero refactor.
你觉得我们能省下多少钱 How much money do you think that could save us?
所以为了开展在夏威夷的测试 So you guys are planning to build your own
你们准备自己建造外部天线吗 external antennas to deploy for the Hawaii test?
-为什么 -因为要从零开始 ‐ Why? ‐ The zero‐start problem.
除非我们的用户数量够多 Until we have a critical mass of users,
否则苹果和安卓的设备信号会很弱 iOS and Android devices don't have enough range.
确实很弱 但随按即说的互利手机有信号 Right, of course not, but push‐to‐talk HooliPhones do.
互利手机 HooliPhones?
你想把我们的平台推广到随按即说的 You want us to roll out our network on push‐to‐talk,
傻逼互利手机上 janky‐ass HooliPhones?
随便你笑 但它们拥有低功率全方向的天线 Laugh it up, but, uh, the fact that they still have low power,
这让它们可以覆盖方圆四英里以内区域 omnidirectional antennas means they have a radius of four miles.
你们的天线能覆盖多元 What is your antenna's range?
-一英里吗 -不对 ‐ One mile? ‐ Wrong.
是1.15英里 One‐point‐one‐five.
好吧 不过是视距传播吧 Okay. Line of sight, though.
-也许吧 -理查德 ‐ Maybe. ‐ Richard,
你们刚买了25万台互利手机 you guys just bought 250,000 HooliPhones.
与其花更多钱建造昂贵却性能一般的天线 Instead of spending more money on expensive and mediocre antennas,
还不如派发互利手机用来测验 why not just give away HooliPhones for the test?
硬件 外部天线 锚点效果路由器
直接删掉 Delete.
伊森 你能不能给我们讲下 You know, Ethan, could you
要完成这工作 互利系统这块要怎么处理 walk us through the Hooli OS side of all this work?
当然没问题 但我认为不如就让我 Yeah, totally, but I think it'd go faster
领导这块的工作 你们辅助我 这样更快 if I just took point and your guys backed me up.
抱歉 你说辅助你是什么意思 I'm sorry, what do you mean, back you up?
伙计们 我们现在有大麻烦 Guys, we are in a huge hole here.
只要能摆平 让我们怎么做都行 拜托了 Whatever it takes to get us out of it, please.
不如你去见人力资源的翠西 Um, why don't you talk to Tracy in HR,
去填下你的入职手续 and you can get your start‐paperwork.
好极了 Cool!
看来我已经保住我的饭碗了 补丁哥 Looks I already earned my keep, huh, Patches?
补丁哥 Patches.
对 你还记得这个还真奇怪 Yeah. Oh, that's weird that you remember that.
补丁哥 我会告诉他们 Um, so, Patches. I'll tell them.
我在互利工作的第一天 Uh, first day at Hooli,
我穿了一件毛衣 它手肘上有那种防护垫 I wore this sweater that had these, like, elbow pads on it.
-无论如何 -互利手机 ‐ Anyway, uh…… ‐ HooliPhones?
你他妈认真的吗 Are you fucking serious?
你刚刚就地躺下 任凭那个人碾压了 You just laid down and let that guy roll all over us.
我和你们一样不想用互利的垃圾 Look, I don't wanna use Hooli shit anymore than you guys,
但这对公司大局有好处 but this is for the greater good of the company.
这能让我们快速开始测试 This will get us to a working test.
我们就能买夏威夷的岛了 This will get us to Hawaii.
霍尔登 Hey! Holden.
我刚请你拿杯水来 I asked for a water.
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谢谢 Thank you.
劳里 Oh... Laurie.
这样更好 等我一下 This will be sound. Excuse me one minute.
-劳里 -莫妮卡 ‐ Laurie. ‐ Oh, Monica.
-你好 -你好 ‐ Hello. ‐ Hi.
我现在用身体接触来传达友谊 I'm now using touch as a means to communicate friendship.
那是卡拉·斯威舍吗 Hey, um, is that Kara Swisher?
你们在里面做什么呢 What do guys do in there?
我们在计划年度科技届女性赋权峰会 We are uplifting each other while we plan our annual
以此互相提升 卡拉负责主持 Women in Tech Empowerment panel. Kara's moderating.
天哪 那是苏珊 Oh my God. Is that Susan‐‐
油管CEO苏珊·沃西基 别指 不礼貌 Susan Wojcicki from YouTube. Don't point, it's unseemly.
劳里 你知道我是 Laurie, you do know that I am the CFO
一家重要科技公司的首席财务官吗 of a prominent tech company and just personally led
-刚刚主导合并了互利 -我知道 ‐ the acquisition of Hooli? ‐ Yes, I am aware.
我的合伙人马克西莫很不高兴 My partner Maximo is, hmm... unpleased.
我是想说 我很愿意加入你们 I'm just saying, I‐I would love to do the panel.
为什么 你不指导后辈 不做志愿服务 Why? You don't mentor, you don't volunteer,
不为女性设立专属项目 you don't develop programs for women.
你对支持女性没有一点兴趣 You've never shown the slightest interest in supporting women.
我当然有 Of course I have!
所以我才想和油管的苏珊·沃西基一起 Which is why I wanna do your panel
主持一次讨论 with Susan Wojcicki from YouTube.
这样 Well...
我们确实有很多有趣的人 we do have a lot of funny people.
你来可以 平衡一下 You could add... balance.
你是把整片叶子吃了吗 Are you eating the entire leaf?
西海岸的人真是太浪费了 It's amazing how wasteful people in the West can be.
胡佛 Hoover.
这本书将震撼全硅谷 This book will send shockwaves throughout the Valley.
冷冰淇淋和热吻 Cold Ice Cream and Hot Kisses.
这是写你在互利的经历的吗 This is about your experience at Hooli?
不是 这是个成熟的故事 No, no. It's a coming‐of‐age story
讲述了一个帅气的迷茫青年 about a lost, yet handsome teen
在缅因州度过夏天 改变了他的一生 growing up one fateful summer in Maine.
把这个拿给出版商 Now, get that to the publishers.
我希望明天中午就拿到精装版 I want the hardback in my hand by tomorrow lunchtime.
这点时间可不行 Sir, it takes a bit longer than that.
我们得拿给出版社 We have to send it out to publishing houses
找一个编辑 and then find an editor.
只有第一次写不好的人才找编辑 Editors are for people who can't write correctly the first time.
我们自己印刷就行了 We'll self‐publish.
这个真的和科技无关吗 And this really isn't about tech?
是的 我永远告别科技届了 No. I've left tech for good.
我现在有时间做些重要的事情 Now, I have a chance to do something important.
写一本含沙射影的人物小说 Write a thinly veiled roman à clef
地点设定在鲸鱼主题的民宿里 set in a whale‐themed B and B.
莫妮卡 我刚刚在看组织图 So look, Monica, um, I was looking over the org chart,
我想让你来管理代号F and I think I'm gonna put you in charge of Foxhole.
-什么 -没错 ‐ What? ‐ Yeah.
之前我们说到了 也许有人 I mean, while I know that you and I were saying
会觉得它厌女或者有歧视的嫌疑 that maybe some people might find it a little misogynist or offensive.
我想如果我们派一名女性掌权 I think that we if we had a woman at the helm,
也许能改变一些看法 而且你也不大在乎 it might change the optics, and since you don't really care‐‐
不 我在乎 非常在乎 No, I‐I‐I do care. I care deeply.
不 你不关心 你亲口说的 No, you don't. I mean, you literally said,
"如果一群陆战队员想背叛他们的蠢老婆 "If a bunch of dumb Marines wanna cheat
我在乎个毛线" on their dumb wives, what the fuck do I care?"
我觉得我没这么说过 I don't think I used those exact words.
其实我很确定你是这样说的 I'm pretty sure you did, actually.
你昨晚给我发的信息 看到没 You texted it to me last night, see?
不 但... No, but‐‐
然后你还说 And then you also said,
"我们不需要了解它 我们只需要卖掉它 "We don't have to smell it. We just have to sell it.
-只要那些死肥佬..." -好吧 ‐ As long as those fat fat fatties‐‐" ‐ Okay.
我昨晚吃了片安眠药 I took an Ambien last night,
也许应该把手机关掉 and probably should've turned off my phone.
你能把那些删掉吗 Can you delete those?
好吧 莫妮卡 你去办就行 Okay. Monica, just make it work.
拜托了 为了女性 Please? For women.
伯特伦·吉尔弗约尔 Bertram Gilfoyle?
不 No.
我是约翰 I'm John.
好吧 Okay.
我把互利手机带来了 你想看看吗 I brought the HooliPhones. Would you like to see them?
有人让我帮你整合 I was told to help you with integration.
约翰 You know what, John?
这样很好 That would be grand.
好吧 这些就是 Okay, here they are.
按下说话的互利手机13-X The push‐to‐talk HooliPhone 13‐X.
这是一部互利手机 Here's a HooliPhone right here.
-这是一部... -不要说了 ‐ And here's a‐‐ ‐ Stop talking.
坐在那个椅子上 Sit in that chair.
什么都不要碰 什么都不要说 Do not touch or say anything.
好的 Okay.
天哪 Oh my God.
格瓦特 你还记得我跟你说过 Gwart, do you remember how I‐I told you
我在欧扎克斯的自卫队找到了我的生父 但 I found my birth father in that militia in the Ozarks, but...
结果那个家伙是个骗子 then it turned out that guy was a fraud?
我刚去做了个基因测试 Well, um, I just went in for some genetic testing
来确认我的马凡氏综合症诊断结果 to‐to confirm my diagnosis of Marfan syndrome,
结果发现我的亲生父母还活着 and it turns out that my real parents are alive.
他们就住在圣克鲁斯 And they live in Santa Cruz.
而且他们还生活在一起 And they're still together.
我应该怎么做 我应该拜访他们吗 What should I do? Should I visit them?
你生气了吗 Are you upset?
我是不是不该让别人坐这么近 Should I have not allowed somebody to sit so close?
因为我问过你这样好不好 Because I‐I asked you if it was okay.
如果你有意见 你可以... If you had an issue, you could've...
不 不 No. No.
保护你是我的工作 It is my job to protect you.
那是我的责任 That is my responsibility.
我不应该让你面临这样的状况 I shouldn't have put you in that position.
我道歉 你能原谅我吗 I apologize. Do you forgive me?
没错 Yeah!
对 你说的对 Yeah, you're right!
我会把你们分成四人小组 I'll be splitting you guys into teams of four,
然后给你们分发不同的测试场景 补丁哥 then giving you guys different test scenarios. Hey, Patches!
霍尔登说我们要在楼上开这个会 Hey! Uh, Holden said that we were having this thing upstairs.
是啊 我让大家过来的 这个空间好一点 Yeah, I moved it down here. It's just a better space.
来 坐下吧 你的位置在那里 Go ahead, have a seat. You're over there.
我说过我们应该等你到了再开始 但... I said we should wait for you to start, but‐‐
时间不等人 对吗 我们有工作要做 The clock is ticking, though, right? We have stuff to do.
忙得很 Busy, busy.
护肘垫 真奇怪 好吧 Elbow pads. Weird. Yeah, okay.
其实 我在互利的第一天... Uh, actually, the first day I was at Hooli‐‐
没错 我告诉他们了 他们都笑了 Yeah, I told them. I told them. They all laughed.
把它穿上吧 补丁哥 Come on, put it on, Patches.
-我不想穿 -穿上吧 有趣一点 ‐ I don't wanna put it on. ‐ Do it! Be fun!
好吧 当然 我可以有趣一点 Yeah, okay, sure. I can be fun.
我觉得挺有意思的 It's kinda funny, I guess.
好 就是这样 Yes! There he is!
补丁哥驾到 There's our Patches!
理查德 听着 Hey, listen, Richard.
你知道我是开玩笑的吧 You know I'm just joking around with you, right?
我们只是为了搞笑 谢谢你这么配合 We're all just having fun. Thanks for being a good sport, okay?
没事 没关系 继续说正事吧 Sure. No problem. Okay. Back to it.
好吧 我刚说到 Right! Okay, so as I was saying,
减少组员 with smaller groups,
做决定可以更快 we'll be able to make faster decisions, right?
轻装上阵 Light on our feet.
比如 理查德这张照片好笑吗 For example, do we think this photo of Richard is funny?
好笑 对吧 We do, don't we?
天哪 God...
好笑的 We do!
好吧 我承认 Okay. Cool, uh, guilty as charged.
我就是爱吃蛋糕 被你发现了 Big cake lover. You got me.
是啊 我做过你一年的顶头上司 Yeah. Well, I mean, I was your boss for a year,
我可是私藏了些你的搞笑图片 so you know I have some funny photos of you squirreled away, right?
我都不知道上司还做这种事 也许吧 Uh, I didn't know that was a thing bosses did, but, yeah, maybe.
说到这点 那是你写的吗 Speaking of which, did you write that?
-哦 -我的天哪 ‐ Ooh! ‐ Oh, my God.
已排序列表的大小大于索引加1 And sorted list size is greater than plus, plus index?
你在已排序的列表里用暴力搜索吗 You ran a brute force search on a sorted list?
那是我第一天上班 Look, guys, it was my first day, and...
-我很紧张 很着急 所以 -是吗 ‐ I was nervous, and I was hurrying, so... ‐ Really?
所以你就决定写个史上最慢的子程序出来 That's why you decided to write the slowest subroutine in history?
任何人都可能犯错 Anyone could've made that mistake.
是的没错 其实我可以要求举手表决 Yeah, it's true. In fact, I could ask for a show of hands,
但是与其如此 我还是 but instead of doing that, uh, I'll just, uh...
你会犯那个错误吗 Could you have made that mistake?
有趣的是他要暴力搜索房间 The joke is that he's doing a brute force search of the room.
-我知道 -那你为什么那么做 ‐ Yeah, I know. ‐ Then, why did you do it?
你还会犯那种错误吗 Could you have made that mistake?
理查德 刚才那样算什么 Richard, what the fuck was that?
伊桑就那样 It was just... Ethan being Ethan.
他搞得自己像你老板 He was acting like your boss,
而你孬得像他员工 and you were acting like his noob employee.
不 人人都知道我才是老板 No. Everyone knows I'm the boss.
也许大家都喜欢逗CEO吧 I think people were just excited to, you know, razz the CEO.
-玩笑而已 -我不觉得好笑 ‐ It's all in good fun. ‐ I did not have fun.
我看着你被人完虐了90分钟 I watched you get kicked in the balls for 90 minutes.
看得我感同身受 蛋都疼了 My balls hurt sympathetically for your balls.
把毛衣脱了 Take off that sweater!
没事的 It's fine.
是 伊桑是有点刺头儿 I mean, yes, Ethan can be a little prickly,
但他能帮我们达成目标 but he is gonna get us to where we need to be.
为了公司利益 我受点委屈没关系 And I don't mind putting my ego aside for the good of the company.
他羞辱你 对公司来说没有好处 That guy humiliating you was not good for the company.
他把你当银背猩猩一样碾压了 He dominated you like a silverback gorilla.
珍古德 野生动物研究者
你知道猩猩为什么尊重珍古德吗 Do you know why the gorillas respected Jane Goodall?
-因为珍古德研究黑猩猩 -错 ‐ Jane Goodall studied chimpanzees. ‐ Wrong!
是因为猩猩心里清楚她能完虐自己 It's because she could kick their ass, and they knew it.
你得像珍古德一样占据主导地位 You need to assert dominance like Jane Goodall.
我有些东西要给你看 I have something to show you.
你用得到 You're gonna need this.
放大男人味
这个视频叫放大男人味 This is a video of maximizing alphaness.
还有呢 What else happens?
就这些 自动重复 It's just this, then it repeats itself.
你尽管呼吸 You just kind of breathe
下意识地接受它的影响 and subconsciously absorb it.
迪尼希 这是我看过最蠢的东西 Dinesh, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
棒呆 Fuck yeah.
约翰 Hey, John.
干嘛 Yeah?
能把我另一个挑线器递给我吗 Could you grab my extra spudger?
应该在我桌上 I think it's on my desk,
象棋盘旁边 next to my chess board.
好 Okay.
克苏鲁限量版啊 Cthulhu limited edition, huh?
没错 That's right.
还要什么吗 Anything else?
不了 Nope.
好 Okay.
很高兴我们能聚聚 I am so glad we could do this.
是啊 Yeah.
我们到底为何而聚 What are we doing, exactly?
我注意你很久了 Well, I have had my eye on you for a while now.
这就是所谓的"远距离指导" It's what I like to call, "mentoring from a distance."
你来公司之后 我们都没交流 We haven't spoken more than five words to each other
超过五个字 since you joined the company.
所以叫远距离 That's the distance part!
听着 我来是想和你聊聊 Look, I‐I came here to talk about
女性在职场的发展规划 advancing the careers of women,
特别是你的规划 specifically yours.
-你知道我们刚收购了代号F吗 -当然 ‐ Do you know how we just acquired Foxhole? ‐ Of course.
显然90%的用户都是男性 Apparently, it's 90% men,
而且几乎所有的女性用户都是妓女 and almost all the female users are prostitutes.
所以这项工作将极具挑战 Which makes it a very challenging assignment.
同时也是大好的晋升机会 It's also a big promotion
而且对公司也具有重要的战略意义 and strategically important to the company.
如果你愿意 这个职位就是你的 And it's yours, if you want it.
当然了 你要是觉得能力有限 But, I mean, if you don't think you can handle it,
我可以问问贝基 I can just check in with Becky,
-或是纳蒂亚 丹妮... -不 ‐ Nadia, Dani‐‐ ‐ No!
我可以 I can do it.
太棒了 对你来说 Awesome! For you!
凯斯宾的心脏好似被劈成两半 Caspian's heart cracked open
就像他爸爸放在海边的龙虾陷阱 like one of his father's briny lobster traps.
"汉娜" 他小声说 "Hannah," he whispered.
"我不是..." "I am not‐‐"
"汉娜" 他小声说 "我不是" "Hannah," he whispered. "I am not a member
"威名远扬的普莱斯特耐克游艇俱乐部成员" "of the prestigious Prout's Neck Yacht Club.
"老实说 我仅仅是..." "Truth be told, I am but a‐‐"
"老实说 我仅仅是一个卑微的海之子" "Truth be told, I am but a lowly man of the sea.
"大海..." She‐‐"
"大海曾是我的情妇 但现在我祈祷" "She was my mistress, but now, I pray
"你也能够成为我的情妇" that you might be as well?"
谢谢 Thank you.
-你叫什么名字 -我不买书 ‐ Name? ‐ Oh, I don't want to buy your book.
我是艾莉·艾布拉姆斯 I'm Allie Abrams,
沙加缅度蜜蜂报的美编 arts editor at the Sacramento Bee.
你有时间接受一个小采访吗 Do you have a minute for a quick interview?
我可以腾出时间 I'll make the time.
开始录了吗 Is it on? Running?
首先 我在会客室工作 Firstly, I work in the parlor.
使用一台1968年产的IBM电动打字机 I use a 1968 IBM Selectric II.
实际上 是键盘的敲击声 In fact, the tapping of the keys
激发了我将拉娜设定成盲人的灵感 inspired the idea for Lana's blindness.
就像她敲击手杖的声音 你明白吗 The tapping of her cane, you see?
我想我真正想问的是 I guess what I really want to know is,
为什么这本书不是讲科技圈的 why isn't this book about tech?
我是一名作家 I'm an author.
你会问约翰·格里森姆或杰姬·科林斯 Would you ask John Grisham the same question,
[美国畅销书作家]
同样的问题吗 or Jackie Collins?
不 但他们不是一个失败的科技公司领头人 Well, no, but they weren't the head of a failed tech company.
你觉得我失败了 You think I failed.
我没有辜负科技圈 I didn't fail tech.
是科技圈辜负了我 Tech failed me.
科技圈辜负了我们所有人 你看 Tech failed all of us. Look.
我们本可以在沃尔丹书店[已破产]办见面会 We should be in a Waldenbooks,
但我们却只能在这里 这破粪坑 为什么 but we're here, in this decrepit shithole, and why?
因为人们都去网上买书了 多亏了互... Because people buy books online, thanks to Hool‐‐
亚马逊 Amazon.
所以 别忙着指责我 So, don't point fingers at me.
我没有写科技圈 I didn't write about tech
是因为科技圈毁灭了许多小世界 because tech destroys worlds,
而我 我想创造它们 and I, I wanted to create them.
能给我个使用洗手间的代币吗 May I have a token for the restroom, please?
事情没有太多好说的 Well, there's not a whole lot to the story.
你一降生 Once you came along,
苏珊和我就觉得不是时候 Susan and I realized the timing was not right,
我们必须把你送走 and we needed to give you up.
我可以想象那对你们来说一定很难 I appreciate how difficult that must've been for you guys.
那是我们做出过的最艰难的决定 One of the hardest decisions we ever had to make.
谢谢 Um, thank you.
我只想说 And I just want you to know,
我完全能理解 that I understand and I don't hold it
而且我完全没有责怪你们 against you at all.
你们在我之后又有孩子了 You guys had kids after me?
-一个是你之后有的 -什么 ‐ Well, one was after. ‐ Pardon?
-皮特和丽莎是在你之前 -对 ‐ Pete and Lisa were before you. ‐ Right.
我不明白 你们 I don't understand. You...
我是你们的第三个孩子 I was your third child,
而你们 你们把我抛弃了 and‐and you... you gave me up?
-是的 对我们来说太难了 -是的 ‐ Yeah. It just got way too difficult for us. ‐ Mm. Yeah.
好多航班都上不去 Couldn't go on as many flights.
两个大人两个孩子 一排只有那么多座位 Two parents, two kids‐‐ that's a clear row across.
-对 -只有ABCD四个座 ‐ Yeah. ‐ 1A, B, C, and D.
你们把我送走就为了让飞机头等舱出行更便利 So, you gave me up to simplify your first‐class air travel?
-不 远不止这些 -是的 ‐ Oh. No, it's more complicated than that. ‐ Yeah.
还有开车出去玩 Yeah, we had car travel,
还有搭出租车 And taxis.
我们还没坐火车出去玩过 We never really did travel by train.
对 还有我不坐船 所以 No, and I don't do boats, so...
但莱茵河那次你玩得很开心 Well, you did enjoy that trip down the Rhine.
我确实口头那么说过 I... said I did.
你啊 Oh, you!
总之把你送走之后 我们意识到 Anyway, when we gave you up, we realized...
-我们犯下了严重的错误 -是吗 ‐ We had a huge mistake. ‐ You did?
是的 我们意识到其实还是想要第三个孩子 Yeah. We realized we actually did want a third child.
-没错 -于是我们立马又生了一个 ‐ Yep. ‐ Started trying almost immediately,
我们很幸运 因为唐纳德绝对是百里挑一 and we lucked out because Donald is the best of the bunch.
是的 Yeah.
-唐纳德 -是的 我们很喜欢那个名字 ‐ Donald? ‐ Yeah, we love that name,
所以就想再用一次 So we just wanted to use it again.
-说曹操曹操到 -他们来了 ‐ Speak of the angels, they're here. ‐ They're here.
等下 你们还邀请了我的亲生兄弟姐妹过来 Wait, you invited my birth siblings here?
来见我 To meet me?
妈妈 Hi, Mama.
这是皮特 This is Pete.
这是丽莎 这是唐纳德 This is Lisa. This is Donald.
这位是 肯 他是来告诉我们 And this is, uh, Ken. He's here to tell us
-房屋的太阳能改造情况的 -肯 ‐ about the solar situation for the house... ‐ Ken?
所以 ...So, uh...
是的 我们可以提供分期付款 Yeah, we offer financing.
再给我们一分钟 我们就可以出发了 We just need one more minute, and then we can go.
-好吧 -再见 ‐ All right. ‐ Bye.
我们从没跟他们说起过你 We never told them about you.
不想让他们伤心 Didn't wanna make them sad.
-我明白 -是的 ‐ Yeah, I‐I see. ‐ Yeah.
好了 见到你真的很开心 Well! This has been really great.
我们 We have...
-我们有个家庭晚餐 -我们得去吃晚餐 - We have a family dinner. - We have a dinner.
每个周四我们都去吃意大利菜 Every Thursday, we have Italian food, so...
但今晚我们换了 我们要去吃中国菜 Although, tonight, we're switching it up. We're gonna do Chinese.
这是我们做的最艰难的决定 It was one of the hardest decisions we ever had to make.
是啊 Yeah.
肯 你刚才说的没给我们留下什么深刻印象 Well, uh, Ken, we were underwhelmed by your presentation.
-约翰 -怎么了 - Hey, John. - Yeah?
是你把白色的卒移到这里的吗 Did you move the white pawn here?
开局的第一步 Opening move?
不是 No.
好吧 Okay.
我要去方便 I'm gonna go hit the head.
两分钟左右我就回来 I should be back in about two minutes.
好的 Okay.
怎么没戴你的傻瓜帽 Where's the dunce cap?
伊森 Ethan?
-什么事 补丁哥 -我在想我们要不 - Yeah, Patches? - I was actually thinking that maybe
别叫外号了 we stop with the nickname.
的确很有趣 We had our fun,
但别再取笑我几年前的 but maybe stop all the jokes about my coding mistake
编程错误了 还有 from years ago, and also...
也别再叫我补丁哥了 stop calling me Patches.
好的 没问题 Yeah. Okay.
屁股填充 Butt Stuff.
你记得那个吗 You remember that?
你的T恤卡在了你的内裤里 When you walked around all day and your T-shirt was
结果你完全没意识到地到处跑 那么一整天 stuck all the way into your underwear, all day?
我记得 但别叫我屁股填充 I mean, I remember it, but no to Butt Stuff.
-叫我理查德就好 -情况是这样的 - Just call me Richard. - Here's the thing.
那个名字让我快乐 That name makes me happy, and...
如果你有和我一样多的管理经验的话 if you had as much managerial experience as I do,
你就会知道让你的明星程序员开心 you'd know that keeping your star coder happy
才能做出最好的工作 你们需要我 is how you get the best work, and you guys need me
去做出好成绩 是因为 to do really good work because I'm kind of
可以说我是这里唯一能做到的人 the only person here that can do it, so...
所以我会继续叫你补丁哥 I'm just gonna keep calling you Patches.
你没问题吧 补丁哥 Is that okay with you? Patches?
这事很复杂 So, it's complicated.
很明显你是这个事件中的挑衅者 You were the clear aggressor in this incident,
但你也是唯一一个受伤的人 but you're also the only one who got hurt.
你打了他的额头 You hit him in the forehead,
那是人身体上最坚硬的部位 which is the single hardest part of the human body.
我从不提倡暴力 但如果你握拳的话 I would never advocate violence, but when you make a fist,
你得把你的大拇指放到拳头的外侧 you wanna keep your thumb on the outside.
我现在知道了 但在当时我想不起来了 Yeah. Uh, I know that now, but at the time, I couldn't remember.
你做的很好 伙计 但现在最重要的事 You did great, Champ, but here's the bottom line.
是我们先得让这个家伙冷静下来 We gotta cool our shit down with this guy
以免他去找律师 告我们个肠穿肚烂 before he lawyers up and sues us a new hiney hole.
你得去找伊森然后向他 You need to go talk to Ethan and give him a sincere
-真诚诚恳地道歉 -但别承认任何错误 - and honest apology. - Without admitting any fault
或是描述发生了什么 or describing what happened in any way.
我问我自己 为什么他们拒绝了我 I asked myself, why would they reject me
但没有拒绝他们其他三个亲生孩子 and not their three other biological children?
我在那时突然想到 原因在我 And that is when it hit me. It's me.
就在我还是个婴儿时 我一定 I mean, even as a baby, I must have
推开了了他们 somehow rejected them,
外加后来的每一个领养家庭 and every subsequent foster family I've ever had.
真沉重 Oh. Heavy.
我推开了理查德 I rejected Richard,
还有所有那些给我提供安全的港湾的人 and every person who has ever offered me safe harbor,
这得到此为止 and it has to stop.
这次对格瓦特 我得全心投入 I have to commit to Gwart.
不管未来多么难 我都不能走 No matter how difficult it gets,
哪怕我们在一起都很痛苦 even if we're miserable together,
我会支持她的工作 给她带吃的 I am going to support her work, and bring her food,
在她开始乱踢乱扑腾的时候 and‐and put her in her prescription sleeping bag
扶她进处方睡袋 when she starts to thrash.
只有这样才行 It is the only path forward.
那最好了 哥们 Hey, that's the best, man.
听起来你有不少进展 I feel like you made a lot of progress.
格瓦特的玩偶手套 Gwart's doll gloves.
我一定会让她很开心的 I'm gonna make her so happy.
我这书出得也太糟糕了 My book is a fucking disaster.
有什么新消息 What have you got there?
MSNBC电视台想采访你作为一名 MSNBC wanted to interview you about being
微软全国广播公司
"反科技鼓吹者"的感受 他们的原话 an "Anti‐tech evangelist." Their words.
我回复说 你只想谈论两件事 I told them you only wanted to speak about two things:
冷冰淇淋 和热吻 cold ice cream, and hot kisses.
主持人是谁 海耶斯还是奥唐纳 Who‐who was it? Was it Hayes or O'Donnell?
玛多 先生 Maddow, sir.
-真的吗 -是 ‐ Really? ‐ Yes.
我相信所有的主流媒体都会愿意请您 I'm sure all the major outlets would love to have you...
去谈科技行业 if you discuss tech.
所以问题是 So...
我是坚守真心 作一名挨饿的作家 Do I honor my truth as a starving author,
还是回到那个我已弃之如敝屣的世界 or do I return to the world I've scorned?
出版人周刊对我的书怎么看 What did Publisher's Weekly say about my book?
出版人周刊这个杂志 烂得很 先生 Publisher's Weekly is a... terrible magazine, sir.
给玛多回电话吧 Call Maddow.
是 先生 Yes, sir.
象走E6 Bishop to E6.
-将军 -该死 ‐ Checkmate. ‐ Fuck.
好了 算下来 Okay, so that's...
我赢了42局 42 games for me, and...
你赢了零局 zero for you.
还再来一局吗 You wanna play again?
我先不了 I think I'll take a break.
好 Okay.
来自约翰·斯塔福的好友申请 接受 删除
好吧 Okay.
让我们感谢'油管'CEO Well, thank you so much
苏珊·沃西基风趣幽默的发言 for the hilarious Susan Wojcicki, the CEO of YouTube.
此珠玉在前 下一位可有难题了 It's gonna be a very hard act to follow,
但她会尽力一试的 有请莫妮卡·霍尔 but here to try is Monica Hall,
欢迎莫妮卡 '魔笛手'的首席财务官 the CFO of Pied Piper. Come on up, Monica.
-感谢出席 莫妮卡 -是我该说谢谢 ‐ Thank you for coming, Monica. ‐ Thank you.
接到邀请我既惊讶又惊喜 I was thrilled and surprised to be invited.
我们直入主题吧 So, let's cut right to the chase.
你们最近刚收购了'互利' You recently acquired Hooli,
它们业务里有一项 and one of its properties
'代号F' 这个应用目前看来 is Foxhole, which is apparently an app
主要功能是被军人用来招妓 that military members use to source prostitutes.
是 就这个业务说 Yes, and that's something
我在任何层面都没有参与 I'm not involved with on any level.
目前是由一位我提拔起来的青年女性 It's being run now by a young woman
负责运营的 朴雅卡·辛 I promoted, Priyanka Singh.
我在嘉宾采访前和朴雅卡聊了聊 I talked to Priyanka before this panel.
朴雅卡现在在观众席吗 Priyanka, are you in this audience?
-在的 大家好 -朴雅卡你好 ‐ Yes, hi! ‐ Hey, Priyanka. How you doing?
请起立和大家介绍一下这个业务好吗 Why don't you get up and tell us about it?
这么说吧 Well,
刚接手这个应用业务时 我很困扰 when I first took over the app, I was pretty lost,
但好在我可以 but, luckily, I was able to
求助于我认识的那些强大的女性程序员们 call on my network of strong, female coders.
我们几乎是在第一时间 And almost immediately, we came up
就想出了一个彻底改造'代号F'的计划 with a plan to rebuild Foxhole from the bottom up.
第一步是为该应用上的所有性工作者建立工会 Our first step will be to unionize the sex workers on the app.
我们认为目的是上床的交友也需要享受福利 We believe that friends with benefits deserve benefits
因为性工作也是工作 because sex work is work.
而且 而且 为什么只是面向男性 And! And! Why is it only for men?
难道那些艰苦训练不惧伤害的女士兵 Don't our female soldiers, who put their bodies in harm's way,
就不能取悦自己的身体吗 deserve to put their bodies in pleasure's way?
我觉得应该让朴雅卡上前来 I think it might be a good idea to bring Priyanka up here.
-朴雅卡 请你上来吧 -好 - Priyanka, why don't you come up? - Oh, okay.
那么 朴雅卡 So, Priyanka,
性欲无罪的女权主义事业 the business of sex positive feminism...
莫妮卡 躲开 Monica, move.
就像我们在'代号F'经常说的 Like we say at Foxhole,
如果能做大Tinder if you can scale Tinder,
那性欲无罪的女权主义也不在话下 you can scale sex positive feminism.
后面有空位 There's a seat in back.
你 You.
你是谁 Who are you?
伊森 Ethan.
我应该向你道歉 I owe you an apology.
我用蛮力检索一个已排序的列表 It's bad enough that I used brute force
已经够烂了 我还 to search a sorted list, but--
不 理查德 我才是 No, Richard. I'm the one
应该道歉的人 你是我的老板 that needs to apologize to you. You're my boss,
我跟你讲话的方式简直太出格了 and the way that I talked to you was completely outta line.
我只是心里有点不安 I'm just feeling insecure about
要为曾经在我手下工作的人打工 working for a guy that used to work for me.
-真的吗 -是的 - Really? - Yeah.
能来这里我很开心 而且 I'm so happy to be here, and...
如果你愿意 我很想留下来 I'd love to stick around if you'll have me.
好 当然愿意 Yeah, of course. Yeah.
那太好了 非常感谢 Great, man. Thank you so much.
再次道歉 谢谢 这太好了 Sorry again. Thank you, this is great.
迪尼希 我真的很期待 Dinesh, I'm really looking forward
与你和你的团队完成这个项目 to finishing up this project with you and your team.
-不必再提 老兄 -好 - Oh, it's whatever, dawg. - Cool.
你对他做了什么啊 What did you do to that guy?
我看了那个视频 I watched that video.
我说什么来着 我们是真男人 See? I told you! We're alphas!
-太他妈棒了 -太他妈棒 - Fuck yeah! - Fuck yeah.
别给吉尔弗约尔看那个视频 Don't show that video to Gilfoyle.
我懂 Got it.
太他妈棒了 Fuck yeah.
-我看到那件事已经解决了 -是 - I see it's been handled. - Yes.
很好 Good.
那么我相信我就不需要再... So, I trust there's no more need for any--
不用 没有这个必要 No. That won't be necessary.
希望如此 Let's hope not.
我能走了吗 拜托 Can I go now, please?
走吧 盘子洗得不错 Very well. Good job on the plate.
霍尔登 Holden,
你是用什么手段威胁伊森了吗 did you threaten Ethan in some way?
他总是找茬 He was causing problems
惹理查德 for Richard.
我... Well, it's...
知道你照顾他照顾得这么好很欣慰 it's good to know that he's in good hands.
你还有别的事要忙吧 Don't you have somewhere to be?
抱歉 Sorry. Um...
是格瓦特的 It's from Gwart.
"我要解散我的公司" "I'm dissolving my company
"接受了别家公司的职位" and taking a job elsewhere.
"跟你的雇佣关系已经解除了" "Your employment is terminated.
"附言 那不是我娃娃的手套" P.S. Those aren't my doll's gloves."
这么说我... So, then I...
我自由了 可以回来为理查德工作了 I'm free to return to work with Richard.
你的职位已经给了别人了 Your position's been filled.
不 还没有 No, it hasn't.
抱歉 这是什么 I'm sorry, what is this?
罗斯节 连续三天的派对 Russfest. Three days of partying
在一片连内华达州都不稀罕的远离人烟的荒芜地界 on a plot of land so far out even Nevada barely wants it.
硅谷 下棋预告
硅谷下一个走红的应用会是什么呢 What's the newest killer app coming out of Silicon Valley?
你有科德吗 Are you Tethical?
这市里绝对不会有人去签 No one in town is ever gonna sign
这伪善人渣的伪善垃圾 this hypocrite's hypocritical garbage.
理查德 你会签盖文的宣誓书吗 Hey, Richard, are you signing Gavin's pledge?
什么玩意 Aw... what?
我想跟你谈谈你的魔笛手脉动 I'd like to talk to you about your Piper Pulse.
你的同事认为你不好接近 Your coworkers find you unapproachable,
因为你总用诡异的目光盯着别人 with an unsettling stare.
好吧 Okay.