华生
华生 我去参加互助小组了 Watson, I've gone to a meeting.
请查看「六座拿破仑半身像」的事 Please review the matter of the Six Napoleons,
「福尔摩斯探案集」中「归来记」的章节之一
我们的客户要求知道进展 as the client has asked for an update.
我回来后会加入你 I'll join you when I return.
我建议你今早不要用冰箱 I advise you not to use the refrigerator this morning.
我的发酵实验 My experiments in fermentation
正处于关键阶段 find themselves at a critical stage.
早上好 Good morning.
我找夏洛克·福尔摩斯 I'm calling on Sherlock Holmes.
他现在不在这 He's not here right now.
我是他的搭档 乔恩·华生 I'm his partner, Joan Watson.
我有什么能帮您的吗 Can I help you with something?
你看起来很眼熟 You look familiar.
你是比尔·W的朋友吗 Are you a friend of Bill W?
更像是朋友的朋友 More like a friend of a friend.
但你陪夏洛克去过圣奥拉夫的互助会 But you've been to meetings at St. Olaf's with Sherlock?
我叫霍尔德 My name is Holder.
不知道我能不能 I was wondering if I might
留个东西在你这里 leave something with you.
夏洛克不怎么喜欢帽子 Sherlock's not really big on hats,
所以我觉得他可能不会想要王冠 so I'm not sure he's gonna want a crown.
实际上这是冠冕 It's a coronet, technically.
福尔摩斯称之为我的「绿玉皇冠」 Holmes calls it my "Beryl coronet."
这些宝石是仿制品 当然 Uh, the stones are replicas, of course.
整个东西都是仿真的 The entire thing's a simulacrum.
我相信他会喜欢的 I'm certain it'll be very well received.
他说这能让他想起在伦敦办的一个案子 He says it reminds him of a case from London.
如果你不介意我问的话 Um, if you don't mind me asking,
为什么你要给他一个绿玉皇冠 why are you giving him a beryl coronet?
福尔摩斯帮过我 Holmes did a favor for me.
我对欠人情有着戒毒般难以摆脱的憎恨感 I have a recovering addict's hatred for owing favors.
我给他寄过很多张支票来感谢他 I mailed several checks to compensate him for his time,
但是它们都没兑现 but they went uncashed.
这个 或许能让我们扯平了 This, perhaps, will settle the matter between us.
你可以把它留在这 Well, you're welcome to leave it here,
但你也可以亲自交给他 but if you'd rather give it to him in person,
夏洛克现在正在圣奥拉夫参加互助小组 uh, Sherlock is actually at a meeting at St. Olaf's right now.
圣奥拉夫 你确定吗 St. Olaf's-- you sure?
我很确定 怎么了 I'm positive. Why?
我们很久没在那里见过夏洛克了 We haven't seen Sherlock there in ages.
实际上 他特意告诉我们他要去 In fact, he told us specifically he was going
绿点区的另外一个定期互助小组 to another regular session in Greenpoint.
改变一下 你懂的 Variety, you know.
真的 你确定吗 Really? Are you sure?
我不住在那里 Well, I don't live there,
但我也是常客 but I am a regular.
我敢说有一个月没见过夏洛克了 I'd put it at a month since we've seen Sherlock.
夏洛克 霍伊斯说去停尸房 在那里见
一切都还好吗 亲爱的 Is everything all right, my dear?
都好 都好 我只是... Yes, yes. I just...
我不知道他做了改变 I didn't realize he had made the switch.
总之 我很乐意替你看管王冠 Anyway, I'm happy to keep an eye on your crown.
你的冠冕 Um, your coronet.
霍伊斯告诉你咱们来这里干什么了吗 Did Hawes tell you what we're doing here?
我没问 I did not ask.
他知道我们对工作很挑剔 He knows we discriminate in the work we take on,
所以我相信他的判断 so I trust his judgment.
互助小组怎么样 How was the meeting?
挺好的 Oh, capital.
还是以前那边吗 圣奥拉夫 The usual, St. Olaf's?
是啊 没错 Yeah, that's right.
-早上好 先生 -早上好 - Morning, sir. - Morning.
这是埃佛莱姆·阿尔布莱特 This is Efraim Albright,
他昨晚因为对罗替芬盐酸盐 He died last night from an allergic reaction
产生过敏反应而死 to romifidine hydrochloride.
这是种叫做静马剂的上市商品 They market that as a product called Equithesia.
主要用于马类手术的动物镇静剂 Animal tranquilizer used primarily in equine surgery.
很强力的玩意 It's potent stuff.
我觉得这位阿尔布莱特先生意外服用了 I think Mr. Albright here took it by accident,
但还有很多疑点 but there's a lot more I'd like to know
我在发验尸报告前想要了解 before I issue the autopsy report.
一个人摄入了马用镇静剂 然后致死 Man ingests horse tranquilizer and dies.
看不出有什么棘手的 That's hardly a problem for the ages.
你为什么要联系我们 Why did you contact us?
你没让我说完 You didn't let me finish.
我可以肯定这里有不当行为 I'm pretty sure there's foul play here.
我不认为阿尔布莱特先生 I don't think Mr. Albright
是直接摄入的马用镇静剂 ingested the horse tranquilizer directly.
他的肚子里 There appear to be sausage casings
有着香肠肠衣 inside Efraim Albright's stomach.
根据毒理学检验 According to the toxicology report,
那肠衣里的肉包含人体残骸 the meat in those casings contains human remains.
而那肉被静马剂污染了 That meat is tainted with Equithesia.
所以他不是吃马用镇静剂死的 So he didn't die from taking a horse sedative.
他是吃了吃马用镇静剂而死的人而死 He died from eating someone who took a horse sedative?
我想是的 没错 I think so. Yes.
福尔摩斯：演绎法
第五季 第八集
我会去失踪人口部门待一会 I'll spend some time over in Missing Persons,
但我可以肯定他们不会去寻找 but I'm pretty sure they won't be looking
一个长得像热狗的人 for anyone who matches the description of a hot dog.
是香肠 Sausage.
香肠啊 Oh, a sausage.
这倒是让事情明朗了 That'll clear things up.
所以问题是 So the question is
阿尔布莱特知道他在吃人吗 did Albright know he was eating someone?
我们已经详细调查过他了 We've already put him under a microscope.
他捐赠了大量的薪水给慈善组织 He donated big chunks of his salary to charity,
在布鲁克林男同合唱团里唱高音部 sings tenor in the Brooklyn Gay Men's Choir.
我不是要排除什么可能性 I'm not ruling anything out yet,
但目前为止 阿尔布莱特不像个食人族 but so far, Albright doesn't strike me as a cannibal.
但他是就食人族 But he is a cannibal.
问题是他是有意的 But is he a witting one
还是无意的 or an unwitting one?
这些是他肚子里的东西 These are the contents of his stomach.
香肠肠衣和其它 Sausage casings and all.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
技巧是抑制呕吐反射 The trick is to suppress the gag reflex.
这一闻让我感知甚多 It was an illuminating whiff.
我感觉到了强烈的 I'm sensing strong notes of
茴香味 你也许还记得... anise-- you might recall...
对了 我们追查过市内所有 Oh, yeah, we traced all the major
茴香的大买家 buyers of anise in the city
当时我们在查 他叫什么来着 when we were looking into what's his name?
马斯格雷夫 Musgrave.
恰好 As it happens...
有一位顾客貌似 there is one such consumer who seems
在这个案子中有嫌疑 of particular interest in this case.
抱歉 我有点糊涂 Sorry, I'm confused.
你们觉得我卖的香肠里有人肉 You think I sold a sausage with a person in it?
大茴香是你的标志性原料 对吗 Anise is your trademark ingredient, is it not?
对 但我的肉都源自善待动物的地方 Yeah, but my meat comes from cruelty-free sources.
然后你会在这里把肉磨碎 Meat which you then on the premises,
如果外面的牌子所写属实的话 if your sign outside is to be believed.
当然 Of course it is.
等等 你们觉得我把一个人磨碎了 Wait, you think I ground somebody up?
这太疯狂了 That's crazy.
你们有证据吗 Do you have any proof?
除了一个死人胃里的大茴香味 Other than the smell of anise in a dead guy's stomach?
没有 但我们想调查一下 No, but we would like to investigate.
我店里什么事都没发生 Nothing happened in my shop.
还有人能进入这里吗 Does anyone else have access to this place?
有钥匙的员工之类的 Employees with keys?
我每天都是自己来开门关门 I open and close the place myself every day.
上周我们确实被人闯入过 We did have a break-in last week.
有人把外面挡风门的锁弄开了 Somebody snapped the padlock off the storm doors outside.
但他们没能到楼上来 They never got upstairs, though.
我在地下室的门上加了门栓 I keep a deadbolt on the basement doors.
研磨机在楼下 对吗 The grinder's downstairs, isn't it?
好吧 所以有人杀了 Okay, so someone killed the man
埃佛莱姆·阿尔布莱特吃掉的那个男人 who Efraim Albright ate.
或者女人 Or woman.
受害者也可能是女人 The victim could as easily been female.
好吧 食人者的男女几率均等 Fine, the cannibal was equal-opportunity.
不管受害者是谁 是男是女 Whoever the victim was, he, or she,
都在被杀害后被拖到这里 was killed, dragged here,
扔进了地下室 dropped into the basement,
然后被磨碎了 and then ground up?
我的推测差不多就是这样 That's more or less my theory, yes.
而这都基于你在阿尔布莱特胃里 And this is all based on the fact that
闻到了大茴香味 you smelled anise in Albright's stomach?
这太单薄了 你不觉得吗 It's pretty thin, don't you think?
我觉得这一系列特殊的条件 I think that a unique set of circumstances
需要我们进行 calls for a flexible intellect
灵活的解读 to act as interpreter.
好吧 我猜我们最终得找到 Well, I-I assume we're gonna have to make our way
那台绞肉机 to that meat grinder, eventually.
对 Yeah.
我们有一段时间没聊过你的恢复了 You know, it's been a while since we talked about your recovery.
我们以前可是经常聊的 I mean, we used to talk about it all the time,
而现在它成了你一个人的事 and now it's just something you do.
我们以前经常聊 Well, we used to talk about it all the time
是因为你是我的康戒陪护 because you were my sober companion.
而现在我们是咨询侦探业务的搭档 And now we're partners in the consulting detective concern.
我们还是朋友 如果我们时不时 We're also friends. It wouldn't be so weird
互相问问情况也不奇怪吧 if we checked in with each other once in a while.
我的恢复是我的日常事务 My recovery's part of my routine.
我跟你讨论这个不会比我 I don't discuss it with you any more than
讨论我的吸毒史更多 I discuss my, uh... inhalations.
等等 Wait...
怎么 你发现什么了吗 What, did you find something?
是皮肤和毛发 That's skin and hair.
时间不超过十天 That is less than ten days old.
所以如果有人 So if someone
在无意识或意识模糊时被拖下来 unconscious, or barely conscious was dragged down here,
他们可能在这里碰到了头然后留下了这个 they might have banged their head and left this behind.
皮肤和毛发上都没有色素 Both skin and hair are entirely without pigment.
但都强健而有弹性 Yet both are robust and springy.
所以留下这个的人并不老 So whoever left this behind wasn't old.
你觉得他是白化病人 You think he was an albino?
或者是她 Or she.
白化病对两性来说几率均等 Albinism is equally common between both sexes.
我觉得我们应该给马库斯打电话 I think we should call Marcus.
我们的失踪人口调查的范围 The parameters of our missing persons search
可能被大大地缩小了 may just have narrowed considerably.
华生 Watson.
已经早上了 你睡着了 It's morning. You fell, you fell asleep.
对 Mm, yeah.
我只是... I just, uh...
我知道本森·杜兰特没有维护 I know that Benson Durant did not maintain
他的肉店外面的安保摄像头 his security cameras outside his meat shop.
它们都坏了 They were all down.
但我发现街对面的商店 But I noticed there were shops on either side
有能用的摄像头 that had working cameras,
所以我打给他们要录像了 so I called them and asked them to send me footage.
你查白化病人了吗 And you checked for albinos?
一直查到我睡着 Well, until I fell asleep.
-我什么都没发现 -我发现了 - I didn't find anything. - I did.
我已经上来40分钟了 I've been up here for 40 minutes
一直在看你拿到的录像 looking at the footage you procured.
没有白化病人 Alas, no albinos.
但抗议者经常去 However, protestors had begun to frequent
我们昨天去的那家肉店 the meat shop we visited yesterday.
显然 店主杜兰特先生 Apparently, its owner, Mr. Durant,
给大家上过几次 had been giving a few lessons
教人如何自己宰肉的课 on how to butcher your own meat,
这吸引了 and that attracted the attention
动物权益运动者的注意 of the animal rights movement.
抗议者中没有白化病人 None of the protestors suffered from albinism,
但是 however...
那个人有白癜风 That guy has vitiligo.
对 我们要找的不是白化病人 Yeah, we're not looking for an albino.
我们要找的是这个人 We're looking for this fellow here.
-他是谁 -不知道 - And who is he? - Got no idea.
但那个跟他激烈争论的女人 The woman he's having a heated discussion with, however,
是湾区山景医院的一名护士 that's a nurse at Mountview Hospital in Bayside.
我看到了牌子 I see the scrubs,
但从这个角度不可能看清身份标签 but there's no way to read the I.D. tag from this angle.
不用看清 Don't need to read it.
是橙色的 It's orange.
山景医院是五大区里唯一一家 Mountview Hospital is the only hospital in the five boroughs
有橙色身份牌的医院 that has orange identification badges.
我给马库斯发了一张截图 I sent a still from this to Marcus,
他正在查她是不是在那里工作 and he's trying to see if she works there.
与此同时 我要出去一趟 While he's doing that, I'm going to go out.
你该等他的电话 You should wait for his call.
你要去圣奥拉夫吗 Are you going to St. Olaf's.
我发现最好是一大早 I find it best to tick that particular box
先把代办清单上那特殊的一条勾掉 first thing in the morning.
赶紧吃一口 然后我就走 Quick bite to eat, and then I'm gone.
马库斯: 找到你们要找的护士了 叫艾玛·卡贝拉 到那边碰头吧 布鲁克林区 米提大道2785号
我也给夏洛克发了短信 他来吗 I sent a message to Sherlock, too-- he coming?
等他看了手机后 他会来的 Yeah, he'll be along after he checks his phone.
我们先开始吧 We can get started.
所以 我们认为最终被做成香肠的男人 So, the guy we think wound up in that sausage
当时正在和一个叫艾玛·卡贝拉的女人争吵 was arguing with a woman named Alma Cabrera.
她是山景医院肿瘤科的护士 She's a nurse in the oncology department at Mountview.
没错 Sure.
那是华克 That's Joaq.
华克 Joaq?
华金·佩雷亚 Joaquin Pereya.
他人很好 我们有时候会一起出来玩 He's a great guy, we hang out sometimes.
断断续续的吧 Kind of an off and on thing.
过去几周你有见过他吗 Have you seen him in the past week or so?
没有 但这并不算反常 No, but that's not unusual.
他工作实在太忙了 He gets really caught up in his work.
一切还好吗 Is everything okay?
你这里有佩雷亚先生的东西吗 Do you have anything of Mr. Pereya's here?
牙刷 梳子 Toothbrush, comb,
任何能匹配DNA样本的东西 anything that might have a DNA sample on it?
DNA样本 "DNA sample"?
华克怎么了 What happened to Joaq?
我们还不清楚 We're not sure yet.
他们终于抓到他了 是不是 They finally got him, didn't they?
谁们 Who are "They"?
华金是个生物技术专家 Joaquin was a biotechnologist.
他自称是组织工程师 He called himself a tissue engineer.
如果你问他的同事 If you listen to his colleagues,
他是个天才 他的工作将会改变世界 he was a genius, his work was gonna change everything.
如果华金真的死了 If Joaquin is really gone
而你们想弄清原因的话 and you want to know what happened,
我会从这里开始 I'd start right here.
我不太确定你在说什么 I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about,
但我真不希望这曾经是个人 but I really hope that didn't used to be a person.
所以这不是真肉 So it isn't actually meat,
是某种仿真肉 it's some kind of fake meat?
不 是真肉 No, it's actually meat.
100%美国牛肉 It's 100% American beef.
我们只是 We just...
在实验室培养出来 grow it here in the lab
而不是在一头牛身上 instead of on a cow.
你知道这两者并不一样吧 You do see how those ideas don't go together.
肌肉是由细胞组成的 对吗 Well, muscle is made of cells, right?
我们人道地从活体动物身上收割那些细胞 We harvest those cells humanely from living animals
然后在这里复制 and replicate them here.
避免了野蛮的工业生产 Obviating barbaric industry practices,
屠宰 以及破坏气候的甲烷 animal slaughter, and... climate-destroying methane.
那是我们希望的 Well, that is our hope.
大肉那边一定吓得发抖了 Big Meat must be quaking in their boots.
「大肉」 "Big Meat"?
大规模的牛肉生产公司 The cattle industry at large.
-我能尝尝吗 -请 - May I? - Mm.
有点像防腐剂 It's a bit antiseptic.
我们还在改善肉质 We're still perfecting texture.
脂肪与蛋白质的比例 Fat to protein ratio.
细胞成长的环境 And what the cell's grown in,
一定也会影响味道 对吗 that must affect the flavor as well, yeah?
用氨基酸、矿物质就能解决 It's a solution of amino acids, mineral supplements.
主要是糖分 Mostly sugar.
所以 如果一头牛 So, it's what a cow would taste like
是被早餐麦片喂大的 if it was raised on, um...
就会是这个味 breakfast cereal.
这还在进展中 It's a work in progress.
而华金·佩雷亚在这一切中的作用是 And Joaquin Pereya's role in all this?
我们还没告诉团队里的其他人 We haven't told the rest of the team
他可能死了 that he might be dead.
我自己还是不敢相信 I... I still can't believe it myself.
他死了 我刚收到法医办公室的消息 He is dead, I just got a message from the forensic lab.
我们找到的DNA是佩雷亚先生的 The DNA that we found was Mr. Pereya's.
抱歉 Sorry.
我们今天下午会召集所有人 Well, we'll gather everyone this afternoon
通知他们 and let them know.
布兰登知道可能出了什么事 Now, Brendan knows that something might be up.
他是华金的二把手 He was second in command to Joaquin.
我们认为华金被削成了肉片时 他站了出来 He stepped up when we thought that Joaquin had... flaked.
这是他的办公桌 This was his desk.
华金是我们的带头生物工程师 Joaquin was our lead bioengineer.
他是个天才 He was a genius.
大多数科研成果都是他的 He, uh, worked out most of the science
使这一切成为了可能 that made this possible.
他是我们的肉界莫扎特 Our Mozart of Meat.
所以 女友 So, girlfriend,
艾玛 可能找对了方向 Alma, may have been on to something.
如果有人想破坏他们成功的机会 If someone wanted to hurt their chances of succeeding,
杀掉华金是个不错的开始 killing Joaquin was a good place to start.
那位穿白外套的女士 That lady in the white coat,
她有任何理由会用到这张桌子吗 does she have any reason to use this desk?
科琳吗 没有 Corrine? No.
怎么了 Why?
科琳 这是贝尔警探 Corrine, this is Detective Bell
和他的顾问 福尔摩斯先生 and his consultant, Mr. Holmes.
我们刚刚重新审查了你的推荐人 We just re-checked your references.
方便解释一下 Care to explain
为什么你给的 why the phone numbers you gave
上两任雇主的电话 for your last two employers
现在都无法打通吗 are now disconnected?
什么 Excuse me?
我能解释 I could explain.
你最近的工作经历是虚构的 Your recent work history's a fiction.
你是被派过来的间谍 You're a spy sent here
来获取下一代肉类公司的 to gather intelligence on Next Century Meats'
关键科学家 华金·佩雷亚的情报 linchpin scientist, Joaquin Pereya.
可是沃纳 我不知道 But Werner, I have no idea
为什么电话打不通了 why the numbers aren't working.
你的鞋 布莱顿女士 Your shoes, Ms. Brighton,
是著名法国设计师 are the creation of celebrated French designer,
-克里斯蒂安·卢布坦的作品 -是的 - Christian Louboutin. - Yes.
-那又怎样 -在他职业生涯早期 - And? - Early in his career,
卢布坦先生 在艺术高峰期 Monsieur Louboutin, in a fit of artistic peak,
用了红色指甲油来给他的鞋底上漆 used red nail polish to lacquer the soles of his shoes.
之后一直是品牌的标志 And that's been a trademark of the brand ever since, yeah.
对你来说不幸的是 鞋底有磨损 Unfortunately for you, the soles scuff,
所以我跟着你的脚印 so I quite literally followed your footprints
到了佩雷亚先生的办公桌 over to Mr. Pereya's workstation
从大量的磨损印来看 where, judging by the copious scuffage,
你还挺忙的 you've been a very busy bee.
把你安插在这里的人 Whoever placed you here,
也许谋杀了华金·佩雷亚 might've had Joaquin Pereya murdered.
所以除非是你杀了他 So unless you killed him yourself,
不然老实交待才是聪明的做法 you'd be smart to get in front of this.
等等 Wait.
华金死了 Joaquin is dead?
我是中西部牧牛农场主派来的 I was placed here by Midwest Cattle Ranchers.
我的天 Oh, my God.
他们只说要我分享信息 They just said I was supposed to share information.
我从来没答应参与谋杀 I never signed on for murder.
我知道的不多 I don't know much.
但我会尽可能帮你们 But I'll help you if I can.
从布莱顿小姐和大肉的通讯里 Any smoking guns from Ms. Brighton's communiques
找到什么线索了吗 with Big Meat?
你还真喜欢那么说 是吧 You really love saying that, don't you?
是的 总比中西部牧牛农场主要好 Yeah, more than I enjoy saying "Midwest Cattle Ranchers".
总之 还没有 Well, not yet, anyway.
很多我们已经知道了 Plenty on what we already know.
他们伪造了她的工作记录 让她监视 They faked her job history, they set her up to spy on
华金·佩雷亚 但目前没发现写着「干得好 Joaquin Pereya, but so far no e-mails saying "Great work.
我们要干掉他 接下来交给我们」这种邮件 We're gonna kill him, we'll take it from here."
你要出去吗 You going out?
在你追查布莱顿小姐的通信时 While you were perusing, uh, Ms. Brighton's correspondence,
我在查中西部牧牛的电脑 I was nosing about Midwest Cattle's computers,
有一道防火墙我无法突破 and I hit a firewall I couldn't crack,
所以我找了人人来帮忙 so I asked Everyone for help.
他们这次的任务是让我 Their task Du jour is that I deliver
在一个叫玩笑洞的地方举行的开放演讲夜 five minutes of observational comedy
表演五分钟的观察喜剧 at open Mic night at a place called The Joke Hole.
我本想邀请你一起来 I'd invite you to come,
不过我打算搞砸它 but my plan is to stink.
对了 你朋友霍尔德昨天来了 Oh, uh, your friend Holder came by yesterday.
他想让我给你这个 He wanted me to give you this.
这跟我的衣服都不搭啊 Doesn't really go with anything I own.
我也是这么跟他说的 Yeah, I told him the same thing.
我想他应该告诉了你 So I take it he informed you I've not been going
我很久没去圣奥拉夫了 to St. Olaf's in quite some time.
有人需要教教他匿名的意思了 The man needs a lesson in the meaning of.
他说你需要改变 He said that you needed a change.
你去了另一个互助会 That you're going to a different meeting.
是这样吗 Is that what's going on?
你今早跟踪我去了凡科公园 Well, you followed me to Van Kirk Park this morning,
所以...你肯定知道 so... I'm sure you know
并不是这样的 that it isn't.
我可是很精通于发现跟踪者的 华生 I'm well versed in the art of detecting a tail, Watson.
我也许不该那么做 Yeah, I probably should not have done that.
我也许不该说谎 Well, I probably shouldn't have lied.
那这事咱们就既往不咎了吧 So let's put an an end to it, shall we?
我需要做出的改变 The change that I needed to instate
就是我不再去互助会了 is that I'm not going to meetings anymore.
为什么 Why?
我需要在我的清醒中 I needed to inject an element of derring-do
射入蛮勇的元素 into my sobriety.
移除安全网 如果可以的话 Remove the safety net, if you will.
而你 即使不是正式的 And you, even if no longer in an official capacity,
也是安全网的一部分 所以我没跟你说实话 are part of that safety net, so I kept you out of the loop.
每天 The daily business
保持清醒 去跟 of staying sober, of going to meetings
与我智力相差甚远的人见面 with people not nearly my intellectual equal,
变得很无聊 has become a bore.
我说过我的思想一停滞就会反叛 I've said before my mind rebels at stagnation.
恢复的过程已经停滞不前了 The process of recovery has become stagnant,
所以我加大了难度 so I've increased the level of difficulty,
来保持兴趣 in order to remain engaged.
我没有做的是 我保证 What I have not done, I assure you,
没有丝毫放弃我的承诺 is waiver in my commitment one iota.
你太自大了 You're arrogant.
什么 I beg your pardon?
你的问题就是 自以为你比别人 Your problem is that you think you're smarter
更聪明 than everyone else.
我就是比其他人都聪明 这是可以证明的 I am smarter than everyone else, demonstrably.
我没说你不是 你的确是 I didn't say you weren't, you are.
我是说你觉得你是 你觉得 I said you think you are, you think
更聪明让你与众不同 that being smarter makes you different.
你不觉得其他人也觉得互助会无聊吗 Don't you think other people get bored at meetings, too?
这是我跟我以前的客户们 It-it was one of the most common things I used to talk about
最常聊到的话题之一 with my clients.
每个人都觉得互助会无聊 Everyone gets bored at meetings.
你并没有不同 你只是个典型 It doesn't make you different, it makes you typical.
但保持清醒的人会怎么做吗 But you know what the ones who stay sober do?
他们会一直去互助会 They keep going to meetings.
你有没想过可能 Have you considered the possibility
我的感受比其他人 that I experience my boredom more acutely
要更强烈 than others experience theirs?
我的清醒就像一个游客 I've been relating to my sobriety like a tourist
到大峡谷旅行 who visits the Grand Canyon,
却不靠近边缘去感受要掉下去的恐惧 but doesn't go near the edge for fear of falling in.
是的 正是这样才能保持清醒 Yes, and that's how you stay sober.
这也会使你麻木 It is also how you lull yourself into a torpor.
如果瘾是个深渊 If addiction is an abyss,
上瘾者难道不该偶尔走向边缘吗 shouldn't the addict tiptoe up to the edge once and a while?
俯视这峡谷 Stare down into the gorge.
你知道 你最开始说得没错 You know what? The first thing you said was right.
我在你的清醒中 除了是你朋友 I'm not officially anything to your sobriety
并无其他角色 other than your friend.
你有权做你想做的事 You have the right to do whatever you want.
我希望你保持清醒并继续无聊 My vote is sober and bored.
对了 还有一盒 You know what? Uh, there's another...
科琳的文件在楼下 box of Corrine's files downstairs,
我打算看一遍 I'm gonna go through it.
你去你的开放演讲吧 You go to your open Mic,
肯定会很精彩 I'm sure you'll kill.
两个早餐三明治 Two breakfast sandwiches.
一个是我们家香肠做的 One made with sausage from our own larder.
一个是仿肉做的 The other was concocted from "Shmeat",
我从下一代肉类公司带回来的 which I brought home from Next Century Meats.
仿肉 "Shmeat"?
这个领域的科学家所用的术语 A term of art among scientists in the field,
仿制的肉 a "Sheet of meat".
你对我设计的盲样味道测试没兴趣吗 You're not interested in the blind taste test I devised?
无意冒犯 你的好意我心领了 No offense. I appreciate the gesture,
某些好意吧 不过 or part of it, but...
人造肉什么的我还是不吃了 I'm gonna pass on the lab-grown meat thing.
如果你要做植皮手术 If you wanted a skin graft,
你也更希望用的是人造皮 you'd prefer cells grown
而不是死尸上的皮 对吧 in a lab over ones from a cadaver, no?
那吃的东西又有什么不同呢 Why should what you put in your mouth be any different?
因为我不吃我自己的皮 'Cause I don't eat my own skin.
真奇怪 你可是一个相信科学的女性 I'm surprised. You're a woman of science.
是啊 我去过许多实验室 Yeah. And I've been around plenty of labs.
你可不想去那种地方买吃的 It's not a place where you want to go shop for groceries.
你去过工业屠宰场吗 Have you ever been around an industrial slaughterhouse?
喜剧演得怎么样 How'd your comedy set go?
好极了 嘘声一片 Oh, wonderfully. Boos abounded.
后台的一位先生告诉我 A gentleman backstage told me
我得更入戏一些 I needed to be more relatable.
不过 人人突破了防火墙 The access I was granted by Everyone, however,
颇有成效 proved much more fruitful.
大肉公司的财政记录表明 According to Big Meat's accounting records,
他们最近向个位叫托马斯·科伯恩的 they recently paid $100,000
「表演顾问」支付了十万美金 to a "Performance consultant" named Thomas Cockburn.
「表演顾问」是什么 Mm... What's a "Performance consultant"?
不知道 大肉公司里肯定也没人知道 I have no idea. And I'd bet no one at Big Meat does either.
我查了一下托马斯·科伯恩 Did a little digging into Thomas Cockburn.
近六年来 联邦政府 He's attracted the attention of both federal
和诸多不同司法管辖区的当地执法部门 and local authorities in multiple jurisdictions
都在调查他 over the last six years, in connection
涉嫌与其他八起谋杀案有关 with eight other murders.
每起案件都有一家有理由希望被害人死的公司 In each case, a company with reason to want the victim dead
在大约同一时间聘请科伯恩作为顾问 paid Cockburn as a consultant around the same time.
所以 他是个受雇于企业的杀手 So, he's a corporate hit man.
执法部门是这么认为的 That is what the authorities believed,
但他们没法证实 but they were never able to prove it.
每起案件中 科伯恩都能提供 Cockburn provided a definitive alibi
确凿的不在场证明 表明在案发当时 for each of the murders, showing that he was in
他身处另一个城市 an entirely different city at the times they were committed.
不过呢 But?
不过 我注意到了一些执法部门忽略的东西 But I noticed something the authorities missed.
科伯恩有个女儿 已经成年了 叫格蕾丝 Cockburn has an adult daughter, named Grace.
在科伯恩离婚后 The two are ostensibly estranged
父女俩似乎就疏远了 after Cockburn's divorce from her mother.
因此她没有受到怀疑 It's why she was never considered,
但我觉得他们其实很亲近 but I think they're much closer than they let on.
每起案子发生的时候 So, she's been in each city
她都刚好在那个城市 你认为他们是同伙 when a murder happened. You think they're partners.
格蕾丝刚好住在纽约 Grace happens to live in New York.
此刻 马库斯正请她去局里一趟 Marcus is inviting her to the station as we speak.
你去吃点别的当早餐吧 So, make yourself an alternate breakfast.
等你换好衣服 我们可能就破了 We should have Joaquin Pereya's murder solved
华金·佩雷亚的案子了 by the time you get dressed.
我们知道你从没想到 We get that you never expected anyone
会有人认为你跟这些案子有关 不过 to connect you to these murders, but...
在自己的公寓里 it still would have been a good idea
存有这么多证据 not to keep so much evidence
实在不是明智之举 in your apartment.
经过搜查 我们发现了建筑施工图 Our search turned up building plans,
出行票据 还有这个加密的日志本 travel receipts and this coded log book
福尔摩斯先生轻而易举就破解了 that Mr. Holmes here cracked in no time.
其实 要解开暗号挺容易的 I mean, it's really quite easy to break a cipher
如果你已经知道内容是什么的话 if you know what it's going to say.
联调局探员已经去迈阿密逮捕你父亲了 Feds are picking up your dad in Miami,
还有很多城市的执法部门想要 and a whole bunch of other cities are gonna
跟你谈谈 不过我们先找到了你 want to talk to you, but we get you first.
我们的地检想在联调局接管之前 And our D.A. is gonna want to close this quick,
把这个案子迅速结了 所以... before the FBI takes over. So...
帮我们结了华金·佩雷亚的案子 help us wrap up Joaquin Pereya,
对你达成交易会很有帮助 and you're in a strong position to make a deal.
我也想啊 I would, honestly.
但华金·佩雷亚不是我杀的 Except I didn't kill Joaquin Pereya.
现在否认还有意义吗 Is there a point in denying it now?
我们有证据证明你杀了九个人 We have evidence that you killed nine people.
你已经输了 The game's lost.
你有证据证明我们杀了八个人 You have proof that we killed eight people.
但佩雷亚的死跟我和我父亲没有关系 My father and I had nothing to do with Pereya's death.
你的公寓里有他的信息 You had his info in your apartment.
有你跟踪他的记录 Records that you were tailing him.
因为中西部牧场的确雇我们杀他 Because Midwest Cattle Ranchers did hire us to kill him.
我们制定了计划 都准备实施了 We had a plan. We were ready to go through with it.
但就在我们动手前 他们取消了合同 But MCR canceled the contract before we did the job.
为什么 Why would they do that?
食药局对佩雷亚正在研发的食品做出了裁决 An FDA ruling came down, about the food Pereya was developing.
政府把它定义为「肉类替代品」 The government classified it as "Meat substitute,"
不承认它是真正的肉 instead of recognizing it as meat.
所以 下一代肉类公司的产品将被降级为 So, Next Century Meat'' product will be relegated
豆腐类的素食 to the tofu aisle,
跟素食汉堡 以及其他边缘食物一样 along with veggie burgers, and other fringe foodstuffs.
所以中西部牧场的恐慌 So, Midwest Cattle's panic
从最高级降到了最低级 went from five-alarm fire to a minor annoyance.
他们不再需要让他死了 所以叫停了我们 They didn't need to kill him anymore, so they called us off.
我为什么还要撒谎 Why would I bother lying?
你说得对 等联调局到了我就完了 You're right that I am screwed when the Feds get here.
但那人不是我们杀的 But we didn't kill your guy.
是别人干的 Someone else did.
我得恭喜你吧 I understand congrats are in order.
你抓到了联调局多年追查未果的 You picked up a team of hit men that the FBI's been hunting
-杀手团伙 -可惜 - for years? - Unfortunately,
华金·佩雷亚不是他们杀的 neither one of them killed Joaquin Pereya.
福尔摩斯发短信给我了 Well, Holmes texted me.
「大肉公司是清白的 得追查其他嫌犯」 "Big Meat innocent. Further suspects to come."
「追查其他嫌犯」 "Further suspects."
你现在就在做这个吧 I guess that's what you're doing?
佩雷亚的同事们 The people Pereya worked with?
都称他为「肉界莫扎特」 They called him the Mozart of Meat.
夏洛克说他对天才有一些了解 Sherlock says he knows a little something about genius,
原话是「没有哪个高智商的人 and that... "No truly exceptional intellect
会提交不完美的作品」 would knowingly submit flawed work."
食药局一致认定 Now, the FDA has consistently ruled
如果两个产品在基因上一致 that if two products are genetically identical,
那就是同种产品 then they're legally the same thing.
就算一个是天生的 Even if one's natural and
一个是人造的也一样 one's grown in a lab.
佩雷亚显然是知道的 Now, Pereya obviously knew that.
夏洛克认为 他不可能会把 So, Sherlock thinks there's no way
有瑕疵的研究提交给食药局 he would've submitted bad research to the FDA.
所以他去了下一代肉类公司 So, he went to Next Century Meats,
让他们提供了佩雷亚未修改过的研究数据 and got them to give us Pereya's undoctored research.
所以你在拿这个 And you're comparing it to the work
和提交给食药局的数据做对比 that was submitted to the FDA.
你认为有人篡改了佩雷亚的数据 You think someone doctored Pereya's work?
是夏洛克这么认为 Sherlock does.
我还不确定 I'm agnostic.
但目前我正以这个为调查方向 But right now I'm along for the ride.
-有点问题 -怎么了 - Oh! - What?
正式报告的这些数据 This chart in the official report. It looks identical
看起来和佩雷亚的一样 除了 to the one in Pereya's research, except...
有几组数字不同 couple numbers are different.
我给夏洛克发照片 I'm sending pictures off to Sherlock.
我相信马上就能有回音了 I'm sure it'll be a minute before I hear back.
如果你有事要忙 If you've got stuff to do...
是他 That's him.
「马上过来」 "Get here immediately."
他在「立刻」这个单词里 He used an eight to make it
用了数字简写方便打字 easier to type out "Immediately."
我们的「肉界莫扎特」 "Our so-called 'Mozart of Meat'
有他自己的萨列里[作曲家] had his very own Salieri."
法雷先生 你是佩雷亚先生的候补 Mr. Farley, you were Mr. Pereya's understudy.
如果他的工作失败 If his work failed
然后丢脸地离开 and then he disappeared in disgrace,
你是获利最大的人 n-no one stood to benefit more than you.
华金是我的老板 但也是我的朋友 Whoa, Joaq was my boss, but he was also my friend.
我希望你不是在暗示是我杀了他 I hope you're not suggesting I killed him.
我们知道有人破坏了数据 法雷先生 We know someone sabotaged the data, Mr. Farley.
你能接触到华金·佩雷亚的电脑 You had access to Joaquin Pereya's computer
而且你有修改他的数据的专业技术 and you have the technical expertise alter his work.
我们会证明的 因为我们已经被授权 We'll prove that, 'cause we've already been granted access
调查佩雷亚的硬盘了 to Pereya's hard drives. Your digital fingerprints
里面一定有你的电子指纹 are in there somewhere.
这是唯一能解释通的理论 It's the only explanation that makes any sense.
理论上来说 Theoretically speaking,
就算你找到了破坏华金数据的人 let's say you find the guy who fudged Joaq's research.
也不代表你找到了杀他的人 That doesn't mean you found the guy who killed him.
这是理论上承认了你是破坏者吗 Is that a theoretical admission to being the saboteur?
你们把破坏华金的数据 You guys have got messing around with Joaq's numbers
和杀了他联系在一起 all tied up with killing him.
一个意味着在办公室出名 One's a try at getting
另一个却是终生监禁 a leg up in the office. The other's life in prison.
这两个不一定是同一个人 It wasn't necessarily the same person.
所以 向我们证明不是同一个人 So, convince us they're not tied together.
好吧 听着 Okay, look.
如果你们调查得足够深 你们会发现 You dig around enough, you're gonna see,
是我破坏了数据 我并不以此为傲 it was me who fudged the data. I'm not proud of it,
而且我希望你们不要告诉我的老板 and I hope you don't tell my boss
毁了我的事业 and ruin my career.
但普拉茨先生打给了你们 But Mr. Platz called your office
想了解关于华金的谋杀 to learn what he could about Joaq's murder.
显然他是上周周三到周五被杀的 对吧 Apparently, he was killed between Wednesday and Friday of last week?
对 我们是这么认为的 That's what we think, yeah.
上周我在库拉索岛参加婚礼 I was at a wedding in Curacao last week.
周一离开 周五中午在肯尼迪机场降落 Left Monday, landed at JFK middle of the day Friday.
我说的是真的 我在典礼上 I'm telling the truth! I was at the ceremony!
你可以问我勾搭的那个伴娘 You can ask the bridesmaids I hit on.
就像我们怀疑的那样 It's as we suspected.
布兰登·法雷的四分之三不在场证明是真的 Brendan Farley's three-quarter alibi is 100% percent true.
他确实在库拉索岛骚扰伴娘 He was harassing bridesmaids in Curacao.
所以不是他 So, it wasn't him.
还有谁会因为华金·佩雷亚在人造肉领域 Who else wanted Joaquin Pereya dead because he made
能产生巨大利润的突破而杀了他 a lucrative breakthrough in the field of cultured meat?
我已经在调查 Well, I'm already going through the company reports
下一代肉类公司的资料了 for Next Century Meats.
我认为你觉得康复无聊 I think you're bored with recovery
是因为你不打算说自己的想法 because you're not saying what's on your mind.
我的想法就是我很无聊 What's on my mind is that I'm bored.
这就是你要谈的 And that's exactly what you need to be talking about.
这个 还有你昨天说的那些 That, and everything else you said yesterday.
包括说我是屋里最聪明的人 Including the bit about being the smartest person in the room?
只有你说了你在想什么 康复才有用 See, recovery only works if you say what you're thinking.
房间里的那些人 无论他们智商多少 Those people in the room, whatever their I.Q. is,
他们经历了很多 they've been through a lot.
他们可以接受你是个傲慢自大的混蛋 They can handle you being an arrogant jerk.
会很尴尬吗 I mean, will it be awkward?
也许会 但尴尬什么时候阻碍过你了 Probably, but when's that ever stopped you?
这是重新参与的好办法 It's a better way to re-engage.
我和很多客户合作过 I worked with a lot of clients before, and...
每次有人想一个人恢复 都没有好结果 every time someone tries to go it alone, it always ends badly.
华生 在下楼前 Watson, you may want to compose yourself
你最好打理好自己 before coming downstairs.
某种形式的沙龙正在进行中 A salon of sorts is in progress.
太新奇了 It's so new!
对 说得对 说得对 Aye, so true, so true.
我们吃鸡蛋 对吧 Now, we eat, uh, eggs, yes?
它们来自动物体内的细胞 These are cells taken from an animal.
小鸡可能还活着 The chicken is presumably still alive.
是个有趣的例子 That's an interesting example.
早上好 Oh, good morning.
如果我们能找到那些小鸡的话 Now, if we could only find those chickens.
为什么楼上在开世界和平大会 Why is there some sort of world peace convocation going on upstairs?
他们是各自信仰的领域的知名学者 Those are leading scholars of their respective faiths.
我们度过了一个有效率的早上 We've had a very productive morning.
我们在某些疑难问题上得出了结论 We reached conclusions on some knotty issues.
现在是吃饭的时间了 And now it's time to eat.
华生 犹太人和穆斯林同病相怜 Jews and Muslims are united by
不只是因为战争 more than conflict, Watson.
这两个群体千年来 Both groups have labored under dietary restrictions
饮食都受到限制 for millennia.
对于屠杀和吃肉 Including very strict guidelines
都有着非常严格的准则 over the slaughter and consumption of meat.
为什么有人要篡改数据 Why would someone doctor research
来阻止会获得巨大利益的研究 to prevent a lucrative breakthrough
被定性为某一类别 from being labeled as such?
我现在认为 是因为 Only, I now believe,
被定性为其他类别会获得更大的利益 if it was more profitable to have another label.
你知道素馨菜吗 Are you familiar with the term pareve?
是某种犹太食物 对吧 Uh, it's a kosher thing, right?
犹太教的饮食教规 The laws of kashrut state that
将允许食用的食物分成几类 permissible foods are divided into groups--
奶制品 肉类 dairy, meat.
但还有第三类食品 But there's a third classification.
素馨 水就是素馨食品 Pareve. Water is pareve.
胡萝卜也是素馨食品 Carrots are pareve.
好吧 那素馨就是 中立的意思 Okay, so pareve is like... neutral?
没错 相当于食物王国中的瑞士 Exactly, it's the Switzerland of food.
如果人造肉被认定为真正的肉 Now, if shmeat is ruled to be actual meat,
那肯定会打入肉类市场 that obviously opens up the carnivore market,
但这种肉是否属于 but it also subjects it to
清真食品和洁食也是个难以理清的问题 the Gordian Knot of halal and kosher certification.
如果这仅属于肉的替代品 If it is a mere meat substitute,
那它肯定会被素食主义者抛弃 then it sits, forlorn, in the vegan aisle.
但如果人造肉能克服阻碍 But if shmeat can thread the needle,
如果它能成为真正的实验室培养出来的肉 if it can be actual lab-grown meat,
但又不被认定为是 but not be classified as such...
那人造肉就是素馨食品 中立的 It would be pareve, neutral
符合洁食和清真食品对肉的规定 to the kosher and halal rules about meat.
想象一下 华生 Imagine, Watson.
保守的犹太人终于被允许吃芝士汉堡 Observant Jews finally being allowed a cheeseburger.
虔诚的穆斯林大快朵颐猪肉三明治 Religious Muslims indulging in pulled-pork Cubanos.
那得有多少 There is what?
全世界有超过十亿穆斯林 Over a billion Muslims in the world.
这是一个巨大的尚未开发的市场 It's a huge untapped market.
不将人造肉定义为肉 Probably way more profitable for them
能给他们带来更多利润 to not label shmeat as meat.
所以才有了被篡改的研究结果 Hence the doctored research.
所以 如果华金·佩雷亚不赞成伪造数据 So, if Joaquin Pereya wasn't on board for faking the data,
那就意味着那里的老板 that would mean that whoever's in charge of that place
就有了杀他的理由 would have reason to kill him.
那人就是 And that would be...
沃纳·普拉茨 下一代肉类公司的CEO Werner Platz, CEO of Next Century Meats.
我们能证明他涉及此事吗 Can we prove he was involved?
如果他的同谋告诉我们就能证明了 We can if his coconspirator will talk to us.
法雷先生 感谢你能临时赶过来 Mr. Farley, thank you so much for coming on short notice.
我不是已经回答了你们的问题吗 I thought I already answered your questions.
当时我们以为是你杀了华金·佩雷亚 Well, we had one set of questions for you
所以才问了你那一系列问题 when we thought that you killed Joaquin Pereya.
我们现在不那么想了 We no longer think that.
好吧 那挺好 Oh, okay. Good.
我们现在认为你涉嫌共谋杀害他 We now think that you were part of a conspiracy to kill him.
你先请 After you.
这是65号街和大都会大道的十字路口 This is the intersection of 65th street and Metropolitan Avenue.
飙车族们在这条路上赛车 Street racers use this stretch of Metropolitan.
一位热心市民想要拍下 A concerned citizen tried to catch
他们的车牌号 some of their license plates on camera.
她无意听见有巡警要看监控录像 She overheard a patrolman asking for security camera footage,
自愿分享了这个 volunteered to share this.
我要看什么吗 Am I supposed to be looking at something?
那是你的老板 沃纳·普拉茨 That's your boss, Werner Platz.
所以呢 So?
法雷先生 那个路口离香肠店 Mr. Farley, that intersection is a half block away
只有半个街区 from Brooklyn's Best Wurst.
这份录像拍摄的那天晚上 This footage was gathered the same night
有人闯进香肠店将华金·佩雷亚 someone broke into the store and ground Joaquin Pereya
绞成了碎肉 into so much mince.
我们可以推断你的老板在事发当晚 We can place your boss right by the scene,
就在现场 on the night it happened.
我还随意看了一眼你的银行记录 I've also had an informal peek at your banking records.
「随意看了一眼」 "Informal peek"?
这是什么意思 What does that mean?
意思是我有朋友擅长电脑技术 It means I have friends who are digitally nimble.
不要看他 跟他没关系 Don't look at him. He had nothing to do with it.
我们很快也会得到授权进行查看 We'll get an authorized look soon enough.
他们会把我们已知的证据递交法官 They'll show a judge what we already know.
有人全额支付了你的按揭 Someone recently paid your mortgage in full.
是第三方支付的 It was paid by a third party.
我们已经试图将其与你老板联系起来 We're already trying to link that to your boss.
这些和华金有什么关系 What does that have to do with Joaquin?
沃纳·普拉茨想让佩雷亚先生改变他的人造肉 Werner Platz wanted Mr. Pereya to alter his... shmeat
好让食药局将其分类为肉替代品 so the FDA would classify it as a meat substitute.
这样他就能将肉投放进洁食和清真市场 Then he could sell it to the kosher and halal markets.
但佩雷亚是个虔诚的信徒 But Pereya was a true believer.
比起利润 他更担心人造肉 He cared more about disrupting the meat industry
会扰乱肉类市场 than he did about the profits.
他不肯改变 He wouldn't make the change.
所以 普拉茨杀了佩雷亚 So, Platz killed Pereya
并找到了一个阿谀奉承的平庸之才 and found himself a cringing mediocrity
愿意拿钱篡改数据 who would take a fee to alter the data.
那就是你 法雷先生 And that was you, Mr. Farley.
指证沃纳·普拉茨吧 Testify against Werner Platz.
我已经给了你一次机会将功赎罪 I already offered you one chance to get in front of this.
不会再给你第二次 You won't get another.
如果我拒绝呢 会怎样 And if I say no, what happens?
你把录像拿给法官看 You take that video to a judge.
那只能证明沃纳·普拉茨开车路过 All that shows is Werner driving down the street.
他为什么帮我付按揭 Why'd he pay my mortgage?
因为我是个好员工 'Cause I'm a great employee
还刚得到了晋升 and I just got a promotion.
你们没有针对我的证据 You guys have nothing on me
我很确定你们手上也没有针对沃纳的证据 and I'm pretty sure you've got nothing on Werner
不然你们也不会想让我揭发他 or you wouldn't be trying to get me to turn on him.
这招不错 各位 It was a nice try, guys,
但我会留下我律师的号码 but I'm going to leave my lawyer's number.
别再打给我了 Don't call me again.
所以 布兰登·法雷和沃纳·普拉茨杀了人 So, Brendan Farley and Werner Platz killed a man
还把他绞碎做成了香肠 and ground him into sausage...
不仅能逍遥法外 and not only do they get to walk free...
一旦人造肉进入市场他们还会一夜暴富 They'll both be rich the moment the shmeat hits the market.
天佑美利坚 God bless America.
我们明天再去仔细调查肉店附近的街区 We'll canvass the neighborhood near the meat shop again tomorrow.
也许我们漏掉了某个看到沃纳·普拉茨 Perhaps we missed someone who saw Werner Platz
背着尸体下楼的人 carrying a body down the stairs.
巡警挨家挨户问了两遍了 The patrolman went door to door twice.
我的摊子 我来收拾 It's my party. I'll clean up.
你应该歇歇 你看起来有点紧张 You should rest. You seem a little tense.
我感觉很挫败 I'm frustrated.
我们找到了闯进利维坦的团伙 Uh, we found the people who broke into the Leviathan.
出自第一季第十集
出自第二季末
我们逮捕了半数「中间人」组织的人 We arrested half of Le Milieu
帮你哥脱了身 to get your brother off the hook.
我们还拿下了莫里亚蒂 We brought down Moriarty.
这俩人根本不是犯罪天才 I mean, these guys are not criminal geniuses.
只是两个为钱行凶的蠢货 They're just a couple of idiots who killed for money.
同意 这并不是完美的犯罪 Granted, it's not the perfect crime,
但有时罪犯了走狗屎运 也能逍遥法外 but occasionally, criminals walk free due to dumb luck.
这个世界并不完美 对吧 华生 It's not a... perfect universe, is it, Watson?
这话听着像放弃了 Well, that sounds like giving up.
我知道没人要退出 I mean, I know no one's quitting.
我只是不爽这些人能逍遥法外 I-I just hate that these guys are getting away with it.
我们也许不能在法庭上证明他们有罪 We might not be able to prove our case in court...
但不代表我们不能惩罚他们 but that doesn't mean we can't punish them.
怎么 你要用丹麦樱桃糕抽他们吗 What, are you gonna whip them with a cherry Danish?
不 我要用这个 No, I'm going to use this.
我们得再次召集拉比和伊玛目委员会 We need to reconvene the council of rabbis and imams.
正统派拉比委员会 犹太洁食 素馨食品
你真觉得这能有用吗 Do you seriously think this is gonna work?
完全不知道 I have no earthly idea.
早啊 Morning.
我们想找杀害华金·佩雷亚的共谋者们 We'd like to see the coconspirators in the murder of Joaquin Pereya.
我们的律师正在赶来的路上 Our lawyers are on their way here.
我会尽一切可能 I'm gonna do everything I can
告你们骚扰 to sue you two for harassment.
先生们 我们并没发现 Gentlemen, we have unearthed
能指认你们的新证据 no new evidence against you.
虽然我们尽了最大努力 Despite our best efforts,
还是不能证明 we are unable to prove
你们谋杀了华金·佩雷亚 that the two of you murdered Joaquin Pereya.
那你们来干什么 Then what are you doing here?
我们可以进行很有说服力的详尽的争辩 We can make a compelling circumstantial argument
说明你们有罪 而我们昨晚... that you are guilty and we did last night...
已经在正统派拉比委员会和ICH面前做了 to the Convocation of Orthodox Rabbis and the I.C.H.,
他们在穆斯林信仰里是平等的 they're equivalent in the Muslim faith.
你们熟悉这些人吗 Are you familiar with those bodies?
他们将决定 They're the ones who will be deciding whether or not
你们的肉是否能 your shmeat can be sold
卖给清真和犹太洁食群体 to the halal and kosher communities.
他们让我们转达一条消息 They asked us to pass on a message.
谋杀可不是洁食 Murder is not kosher.
是吗 这是什么意思 Oh? And what is that supposed to mean?
我们进行了令各类宗教人士 We demonstrated to the satisfaction
满意的论证 证明你们那些肉 of various religious worthies that your shmeat
能符合素馨食品的标准 became eligible to be pareve
靠的是不正当手段 by virtue of foul play.
伊玛目和拉比们无意 The imams and the rabbis have got no intention
奖赏谋杀 of rewarding murder.
他们不会给你们贴上想要的标签来祝福你们 They're never gonna bless you with the labels that you seek
而且他们会用他们的影响力 and they're going to use their influence to see to it
确保其他认证机构也遵从他们的指示 that other certifying bodies follow their lead.
你们还是可以在素食通道上架 You can still sell it in the vegan aisle,
但想继续待在洁食界就祝你们好运了 but good luck staying in business.
这算是某种报复吗 So, this is some kind of retribution.
你们要把我们的产品赶出市场 You are going to rob the world of our product
就因为你们无法证明你们疯狂的理论 because you can't prove your insane theories.
你们的仿肉也许能进入市场 Maybe your shmeat will go to market.
也可能不会 Maybe it won't.
拉比和伊玛目们同意改变主意 The rabbis and imams have agreed to change their minds
只有一个条件 有人要被定罪 on one condition: someone has to be convicted
罪名是谋杀华金·佩雷亚 of Joaquin Pereya's murder.
我不明白 I don't understand.
也不用你明白 But we don't need you to.
我们的协议是提供给法雷先生的 Our appeal is to Mr. Farley.
是他实施的谋杀 He committed the actual murder.
把死尸碾碎做成了香肠 Ground a corpse into sausage meat.
你做的只是伪造了一些数据 All you did was fake some data.
我们跟警监说明后 他打给了地检 When we explained that to our captain, he called the D.A.
他们愿意变通一下 They're willing to be flexible.
只要你作证 In exchange for your testimony,
他们会安排认罪协议 让你不用坐牢 they will arrange a plea that sees you serve no jail time.
他会因谋杀华金·佩雷亚而被定罪 He'll be convicted of Joaquin Pereya's murder.
这些仿肉将... The shmeat will be, uh,
被认证为清真和犹太洁食 deemed kosher and halal,
你还可以参与分红 and you can participate in the profits
而他将慢慢死在牢里 while he rots in jail.
布兰登 别听他们的 Brendan, don't listen to them.
你要知道 他们只是在虚张声势 For all you know, they're bluffing.
或者你们可以继续相对穷困地团结在一起 Or you can remain united in relative penury.
毕竟他对他的合伙人们真的很好 I mean, you know, he's really good to his partners.
他把最后一任剥了皮 并且... He skinned the last one and, uh...
绞碎做成了香肠 ground him into sausage.
你自己选 法雷先生 It's your choice, Mr. Farley.
令人震惊的谋杀案的细节继续浮出水面 Details of a shocking crime continue to emerge as CEO,
CEO沃纳·普拉茨因谋杀华金·佩雷亚而被捕 Werner Platz, is arrested for the murder of Joaquin Pereya,
后者是其公司的首席科学家 the chief scientist at his company.
一名共谋者几乎毫发无损 So, one coconspirator gets off nearly Scot-free
换取了另一名共谋者因谋杀入狱 in exchange for which the other is imprisoned for murder.
算是让人满意的结果吗 Satisfactory outcome?
我接受了 I'll take it.
这是个随意的世界 It's a random universe.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
去互助会 A meeting.
你要跟着我去确认码 Will you be following me to confirm?
我有这个必要吗 Do I need to?
如果没人想分享了 今晚就到此为止吧 If no one else wants to share, we'll wrap up for tonight.
那好吧 Okay, then.
好的 很高兴又见到你了 Yes. It's nice to see you again.
请 Please.
谢谢 Thanks.
大家好 我叫夏洛克 我有毒瘾 Hello, my name is Sherlock and I'm an addict.
你好 夏洛克 Hello, Sherlock.
我同时也是 I'm also...
这屋里最聪明的人 ...I'm the cleverest person in the room.
我比我的同辈聪明太多了 Now, I'm... I'm so much cleverer than my peers
我相信我比其他人 that I've come to believe I feel boredom more acutely
更能清楚地感受到厌倦 than everybody else...
这导致了我近期的困惑 ...which leads me to my recent quandary...
自大 arrogance.
准确的说 是我的自大 My-my own arrogance, you know, to be precise.
而那有可能 And the possibility that that might be
成为我康复的阿喀琉斯之踵 an Achilles' heel to my recovery.