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如果您刚打开电视 If you're just joining us,
今日五号高速的早高峰出现了小状况 the morning commute has gotten a little more dramatic over on the 5.
请看八频道泰勒·凯利从前方发回来的报道 Let's check in with Channel 8's Taylor Kelly, who is on the ground.
泰勒 Taylor?
泰勒·凯利
安 德怀特 Ann, Dwight,
十分钟前 这个出口出现了车辆急停拥堵情况 traffic at this exit came to a screeching halt about ten minutes ago.
但加州公路巡警说 拥堵已延续了1.6公里 But CHP is telling me the backup is already a mile long.
造成急停拥堵的原因何在 Why the sudden stop?
看到我 诺曼
这位女士 This woman.
虽不知其姓名 We don't know her name,
但却知道她迫切想引起这位叫"诺曼"男士的注意 but we do know she is desperately trying to get the attention of somebody named Norman.
急救小队刚到达现场 First responders are just arriving to the scene
希望能顺利使这位女士安全落地 and hopefully executing a plan to get this woman back down to earth
从而恢复交通状况 and traffic back on the move.
八频道晨间新闻 泰勒·凯利 从前方为您发回来的报道 Reporting live, this is Taylor Kelly, channel 8 Morning News.
就不下去 除非诺曼看到我 否则我绝不下去 Hell no! I won't come down until Norman sees me!
你们别想逼我下去 And don't you try to force me down!
没人会逼你做任何事 Nobody's gonna force you to do anything.
我们就谈一下 We're just gonna talk.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
洛拉 Lola!
洛拉 我叫阿西娜 Lola, my name's Athena.
-出什么问题了 -问题 - What's the problem? - The problem?
问题就是 都结婚三十年了 The problem is, after 30 years of marriage,
我丈夫都不肯正眼看我三十秒 I can't get 30 seconds of attention from my husband!
把我当透明人 It's like I'm invisible!
但我不是透明人 But I'm-I'm not invisible!
我存在 你大爷的 I am here, damn it!
看到我 诺曼 See me, Norman!
你现在看到我了吗 See me now?!
我的老天 For God's sake.
这必须能看到啊 Definitely not invisible.
赶紧找到这个诺曼 Can somebody please find me this Norman
免得她干出疯狂的事 比现在还疯狂 before she does something crazy... er?
能不能行了啊 Un-friggin'-believable.
姆诺罗快餐
都结婚三十年了 After 30 years of marriage,
我丈夫都不肯正眼... I can't get 30 seconds...
你好 请给我一份大杯咖啡和一个熊爪包 Hey, how are you? Can I get a... maybe a large coffee and a bear claw?
你们知道发生什么事了吗 Do you know what's going on?
有位女士觉得社交网站还不够引人注目 Yeah, some lady up there thought social media wasn't, like, social enough,
她正直播 大倒婚姻苦水呢 and so she's blowing up her marriage in real time.
不是吧 No.
这个叫诺曼的人惨了 This Norman guy is screwed.
看到我 诺曼 你现在看到我了吗 See me, Norman? See me now?!
天呐 God.
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911紧急中心 你有什么紧急情况 911. What is your emergency?
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我妻子 她失去理智了 Yeah, it's my wife. She's lost her mind.
她站在高速路牌上 She's-she's on a freeway sign.
校对: 苏葵 胡说大王 glida
你是诺曼吗 Norman? Is that you?
是 我是诺曼 我是诺曼 Yes, this is Norman. This is Norman!
诺曼 你在哪 Norman, where are you?
时间轴: 姜姜 coco
在后面堵着 Stuck in the backup.
下个南边的出口 One exit south.
我现在派人去接你 I'm sending someone to you.
后期: 鱼骨头
洛拉 好消息 Lola, good news.
我们找到你丈夫了 他正赶来 We found your man. He's on his way.
总监: 兔牙Bobby猫
除非他看到我 否则我不下来 I won't come down until he sees me!
女士 你现在是城里最有名的人了 Ma'am, you're the most famous face in the city right now.
想不看到你都难啊 There ain't exactly a way to miss you.
我不在乎 I don't care.
让巴克就位 Okay, move Buck into position.
好了 老奇 Okay, Chim.
不不不 不要啊 No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
你们在干什么 What are you doing?!
我说了 I-I told you!
-我说了 -只是安全起见 洛拉 - I told you! - It's just there for your safety, Lola.
我说了不要 I-I told you!
我说了 I told...
别开枪 别开枪 Hold your fire! Hold your fire!
停下 别开枪 Stand down. Do not shoot.
洛拉 你好好听我说 Lola, listen to me very carefully.
整个大洛杉矶区的警察都拿枪对准你了 You now have every firearm in the Greater Los Angeles area pointed at you.
如果你继续用枪指着他 警察就会朝你开枪 If you continue to threaten that man, they will fire.
听懂了吗 Do you understand?
懂了吗 Do you?
我不想伤害任何人 I don't want to hurt anybody.
我只是再也无法忍受被忽视了 I just can't handle being ignored anymore.
我能感同身受 I know exactly what you mean.
别逗了 Come on.
你这么帅 怎么可能被人忽视 Yes, I'm-I'm sure you get ignored all the time.
你生命中有个诺曼 You have a Norman.
我之前交往过一个艾比 I had an Abby.
他这是在和她交谈吗 He's talking to her?
对 他要么能劝动她 要么就会是火上浇油 Yeah, that's either gonna go well or... the other thing.
你以为你俩是真爱 You think that you have something... something special, you know?
这辈子就认定她了 She's the one.
所以你苦苦等待 So you wait.
然而你突然意识到 And then, at some point, it hits you:
你孤身一人 you're alone.
她再也不会回来了 Sh-She's not coming back.
你只是个替她收信的人 You're just there to collect the mail,
而信件随着时间推移越来越多 and-and it is piling up, right?
然后你意识到 And then-and then you realize...
行了 You know what?
结束了 It's over.
你只能面对现实 继续生活 You just need to face it and move on.
你是诺曼 You Norman?
对 我是诺曼 Yeah. I'm-I'm Norman.
我不知道怎么会这样 I don't know why this is happening.
我们都从来没吵过架 We don't even fight.
我敢说这就是她这么做的原因 I'm pretty sure that's why this is happening.
-等等 说真的吗 -好了 跟我来 - Wait, seriously? - All right, come with me.
洛拉 L-Lola.
洛拉 亲爱的 是我 Lola, honey, it's me.
我来了 I'm here.
我看到你了 就像你写的标语那样 And I see you, just like the sign says.
骗子 Liar!
你把我当透明人看 You look right through me.
你根本没注意到我的存在 Y-You don't even notice me.
我只是个... 收信的人 I-I'm just around to... collect the mail.
我都没听懂这话啥意思 I don't even know what that means.
每天都是我去拿信啊 I'm the one who brings in the mail.
你就跟她好好沟通 Just talk to her.
洛拉 亲爱的 Lola, honey.
亲爱的 听我说 Honey, now, listen to me.
我来了 我看到你了 I-I'm here, and I see you.
你得把枪放下 好吗 And I need you to put down the gun, okay?
把枪放下 让他们把你带回我身边 Put the... put down the gun and let them bring you to me.
然后我们一起厮守后半生 And then we can spend the rest of our lives together,
你就知道我有多爱你了 and I can show you how much I love you.
我不信 诺曼 I don't believe you, Norman.
你都不了解我了 You don't even know who I am anymore.
我自己都迷失自我了 I mean... I don't even know.
我有点糊涂了 I'm-I'm confused.
她是说我没看到她 还是我不了解她 Now, is she saying I don't see her or I don't know who she is,
还是说我认不出她 like I don't recognize her?
我怎么知道啊 How the hell am I supposed to know?
她是你老婆 She's your wife.
我当了十八年的母亲 I've been a mother for 18 years.
现在扎克开始自己生活了 And now that Zack's gone,
我都不记得生他以前 我是什么样子了 I don't remember who I was before that.
那时你还会含情脉脉地看着我 Back when you used to look at me.
也许你说得对 Maybe you're right.
也许一切都结束了 Maybe it is over.
不不不 N-no, no, no, no, no.
好吧 可能我刚才劝你的话 没说明白 Okay, m-maybe I wasn't being super clear on the point I was trying to make...
我的天 My God.
那首歌 That song.
他还记得 He remembered.
是我们第一次约会 It was our first date.
我们去看《情到深处》 We went to see S-Say Anything.
我看到你了 I see you.
洛拉 我真看到你了 Lola, I see you.
我看到那个以前偷偷溜去海滩篝火玩的女孩 I see the girl who used to sneak out to the beach bonfires
听着迷幻皮草乐队和治疗乐队的女孩 and listen to The Psychedelic Furs and The Cure.
洛拉 洛拉 我看到你了 Lola! Lola, I see you!
我看到那个曾经喝九杯"子弹野格酒" I see the girl who once drank nine shots of Jager
第二天也不宿醉的女孩 and woke up without a hangover!
洛拉 我看到你了 Lola, I see you.
我看到那个我爱的女孩了 I see the girl I love!
太好了 Yes!
没事 It's okay.
现在我想下去 I think I want to get down now.
你对她说了什么 What'd you say to her?
就是套话呗 Just, you know...
一切都会好起来 that everything's gonna be okay.
我很抱歉闹这一出 I'm sorry about all that.
但是他现在看到我了 It's just that... he sees me.
诺曼看到我了 Norman sees me.
是啊 大家都看到了 洛拉 Yeah, everyone sees you now, Lola.
不幸的是 他们也将见证你被捕 Unfortunately, they're about to see you get arrested.
你有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
但你所说的一切都将作为呈堂证供 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
-我爱你 -你有权请律师 - I love you. - You have the right to an attorney.
如果你没有律师 将会为你指派一位 If you do not have an attorney, one will be appointed to you.
你把那些土豆捣得够烂了 You are really mashing those potatoes.
已经可以了 They're done.
你也是 So are you.
放松 一切都会很好 Just relax. Everything's gonna be fine.
我们就今晚好好吃一顿饭 We'll have a nice evening. Good food.
-小聚 -是啊 - Pleasant conversation. - Yeah.
我更愿意跟你过二人世界 Well, I'd rather be spending it with just us.
而不是跟孩子和我前夫以及他男友一起 Not us and the kids and my ex and his boyfriend.
"真会说话" 妈妈 "我也爱你" Thanks a lot, Mom. I love you, too.
别嘴欠了 Don't be smart.
你知道我说的不是你们俩 You know I didn't mean the two of you.
我就是过意不去 你休息 我还让你来演"狗血剧" I just feel bad that you're spending your night off dealing with our family drama.
你不是改了三次时间 Well, didn't you reschedule this three times
就为了能让我给你做"挡箭牌"吗 so I could be here to act as a human shield?
你是老妈还是格伦的"挡箭牌" Are you shielding Mom or Glenn?
我选择保持沉默 Pleading the fifth.
各位 我们来了 Hey, we're here, everybody.
妈 我知道气氛尴尬又令人不快 Mom, I know this is awkward and weird.
但格伦是个好人 But Glenn's a good guy.
他让老爸幸福 He makes Dad happy.
给他个机会吧 Just give him a chance.
好了 Come on.
她说得对 迈克尔非常支持我们 She's right. Michael's been very supportive of us.
我们不该支持他吗 Is this so different?
如果迈克尔为了另一个女人离开我 Listen, if Michael had left me for another woman,
你们就不会要求我假意笑脸相迎这个女人了 no one would expect me to slap on a fake smile and welcome her into my home.
迈克尔 格伦 Michael, Glenn,
我真高兴你俩都来了 I am so glad you were able to make it.
我也很高兴过来 谢谢邀请 I'm so glad to be here. Thank you for having me.
恢复单身后 感觉世界都变了啊 The world looks so different now that I'm single again.
巴克 你已经单身好几个月了 Buck, you've been single for months.
是的 但情况不一样 Yeah, only circumstantially.
我知道艾比已经离开有段时间 I know Abby's been gone for a while,
但在我心里 我们一直都还在一起 but, in my head, we've been together this whole time.
但现在我不住她家了 But now I'm out of her place...
而是住在我家沙发上 And living on my couch.
对此我非常感激 Which I-I really appreciate.
很高兴收留你 Happy to help.
尽管我一开始以为你只是过来看比赛 Even though I did initially think you were just coming over to watch the game.
我只是很紧张 I'm just... I'm nervous, you know?
你是害怕重回情场吗 Are you afraid to get back on the horse?
我不想做回"情场浪子版巴克" I don't want to revert back to being Buck 1.0.
我知道我恢复单身了 I-I know I'm single Buck again,
但我想做"好男人升级版巴克" but I want to be single Buck 2.0.
比如 如果我和艾比一起过来 Like, if I'd come in here with Abby,
我就绝不会注意到那边的金发美女 I would never have noticed that blonde over there,
舔着装满玛格丽特酒的盐霜杯 licking the salted rim of her margarita glass
同时还向我投以热烈暧昧的眼神 while she maintains strong, intimate eye contact.
是真的吗 Okay, is that really happening?
假如我过去 Say I go over there, right?
我和她搭讪 I... I talk to her,
讲个笑话逗她开心 我们说笑一番 I make a joke, she smiles, we both laugh.
互碰肩膀 擦出火花 Our-our shoulders touch, there's a moment,
我靠近些 她也并不拒绝 I lean in a little closer, she doesn't resist.
一杯酒两句美言 One drink, two compliments later,
我们来一炮 一场无意义的一夜情 we end up in bed together having totally meaningless sex.
听起来"糟透了" Yeah, that sounds awful.
我不想再做那种男人了 I just... I don't want to be that guy again.
-那就别做啊 -喝点什么 - So don't be. - What can I get for you?
两杯美式啤酒 谢谢 Just, two IPAs, please.
-再来一杯霞多丽白葡萄酒 -好 - And a glass of chardonnay. - Gotcha.
-葡萄酒给谁喝啊 -麦迪 她在停车 - Who's the wine for? - Maddie. She was parking.
你把我姐也叫来了 You invited my sister?
抱歉我迟到了 Hi. Sorry I'm late.
我不知道我为啥要走高速 I don't know why I get on the freeway.
我总是后悔 I always regret it.
因为你总是期待好事的乐天派 Because you are an eternal optimist, that's why.
-那倒是 -你饿了吗 - That's true. - Are you hungry?
饿了 我们点上次吃的那个吧 Yeah, should we get that thing we got last time?
上次 Last time?
-酒来了 -谢谢 - Here we go. - Thank you.
来一份席琳·迪翁·桑德斯拼盘 A Celine Deion Sanders combo platter, please.
-好品味 -多谢夸奖 - Good choice. - Why, thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
干杯 干杯 Cheers. Cheers.
我想在座各位都感受过传说中的"阿西娜凝视" Now, I think everyone at this table has been a recipient of that, Athena look.
除了格伦 Except for Glenn.
-那通常意味着你要被骂了 -或是被禁足了 - Usually it means you're gonna be yelled at. - Or grounded.
或像今天那样 被逮捕了 Or, in this case, arrested.
她犯了什么罪啊 What was she charged with?
持枪袭击 Assault with a firearm,
重大过失 包括使用武器 gross negligence in the discharge of a firearm,
持枪威吓 擅闯公共领域 brandishing a weapon, trespassing,
有伤风化罪 indecent exposure,
阻挠执法人员 delaying a police officer
以及不遵守限制性标志 and failure to obey a regulatory sign.
你还有没指控她的罪名吗 Is there anything you didn't charge her with?
-她倒是没杀人 -等等 - Well, she did manage not to kill anyone. - Hold on.
-她袭击了谁啊 -巴克 - Who'd she assault? - Buck.
拿枪指着他人 就是袭击 Pointing a firearm at someone is considered an assault,
刑法245条规定 according to Penal Code 245.
如果撤销这些指控 巴克也不会介意 I don't think Buck'd mind if you guys drop those charges.
他还挺同情洛拉呢 He felt kind of bad for Lola.
这么做确实欠考虑 It was a stupid thing to do.
但怎么说呢 But I don't know, you know?
还挺浪漫的啊 Kind of sounds romantic,
放下自我 让全世界看到 just to lay yourself down for the world to see.
烛光晚餐才叫浪漫 A candlelight dinner is a romantic gesture,
十米高空的挟持事件可不是 not a hostage situation 40 feet in the air.
她确实为爱赌上了一切 Well, she did risk everything for love.
别的不说 你至少该赞赏一下她的创意 You-you have to admire her creativity, if nothing else.
而且她也算是得到了幸福结局 And she did get her happy ending, sort of.
然后妈妈逮捕了她 Then Mom arrested her.
这事 我支持阿西娜 I'm with Athena on this one.
我看到那则新闻时 When I saw that news story,
我就只想到 all-all I could think about were
一百万种可能引起的悲剧事件 the million different ways it could've ended badly.
比如 可能会发生连环车祸 Like, there could've been a pile-up.
她射出的子弹有可能会反弹 Or one of those bullets might've ricocheted.
万一真发生紧急事件 What if someone had a real emergency
救援人员因为这次堵车 而无法及时赶到呢 and help couldn't get to them because the freeway was shut down?
你们处理得确实很好 I mean, you guys did a great job,
但其中也存在侥幸 but you also got pretty lucky.
谢谢你 格伦 这里只有你着眼于大局 Thank you, Glenn. You're the only one who gets the big picture.
你要再来点红酒吗 Would you like some more wine?
当然 这是什么酒 非常好喝 Sure. It's... What is it? It's very good.
厨房里还有一些 I have some more in the kitchen.
-是别人推荐给我的 -好 - It was recommended to me. - Okay.
我不太懂红酒 但我知道好不好喝 Well, I don't know much about wines, but I know what I like.
我也不懂 但我发现一家很棒的酒铺... Well, neither do I, but I found this great wine shop that...
-老板人特别好 -太棒了 - The owner's terrific. - Okay. That's great.
*宝贝 我们相识时 安宁未知* *Baby when I met you there was peace unknown*
*我千挑万选 只取你一瓢饮* *I set out to get you with a fine tooth comb*
*内心温情* *I was soft inside*
*情愫滋生* *There was somethin' going on*
*柔情盲目* *Tender love is blind*
*需无私奉献* *It requires a dedication*
-这是什么 -波旁威士忌 不加冰 - What's this? - Bourbon, neat.
那位女士说真汉子不会喝淡啤酒 The lady said real heroes don't drink pale ale.
*我们双宿双飞* *We ride it together*
*缠绵缱绻* *Makin' love with each other*
*洋流中的岛屿* *Islands in the stream*
*正如你我二人* *That is what we are*
*无人能阻隔* *No one in-between*
*我们怎会误解心意* *How can we be wrong*
*跟我一起远航* *Sail away with me*
*驶向远方 我们形影相依* *To another world, and we rely...*
看来奇米找到女朋友了 I see Chimney's got a girlfriend.
不 他没有 那是我姐姐 No. No, he does not. That-that's my sister.
抱歉 Sorry.
他们还挺配 They're kind of good.
我知道 可不是嘛 Yeah, I know, right?
说不出什么感觉 It's, it's weird.
你这种知名电视台记者 So, what-what's a-a fancy TV reporter like you doing
怎么会来警察消防员酒吧 in a badge and ladder joint like this?
当然是来跟踪你了 Stalking you, of course.
我开玩笑啦 电视台就在街角 I'm kidding. The station is right around the corner,
而我喜欢来这里搜料 and I like to keep my ear to the ground.
你呢 What about you?
你常来吗 You come here a lot?
以前常来 I-I used to,
这种地方的常客 or places like it.
-但已经很久没来了 -为什么 - I-I haven't in a while. - Why?
我之前很认真地谈了一段恋爱 I was in a pretty serious relationship,
但现在大概已经结束了 but that's over now, I guess.
你不确定吗 You're not sure?
我很确定 I'm-I'm pretty sure.
我甚至在考虑 I'm actually even thinking about...
-试着重回情场 -只是试着吗[只有脚趾入局吗] - dipping my toe back into the dating game. - Just your toe?
*永沐爱河* *In love forever*
*我们双宿双飞* *We can ride it together*
我只是想负起责任 不胡来 I'm just trying to be responsible and well-behaved.
不急于上床 而是认真对待感情 You know, take it slow and-and do it right.
*和我一起远航* *Sail away with me*
敬自律 To restraint.
*洋流中的岛屿* *Islands in the stream*
*正如你我二人* *That is what we are*
*无人能阻隔* *No one in-between*
*我们怎会误解心意* *How can we be wrong*
*跟我一起远航 驶向远方* *Sail away with me to another world*
*我们形影相依* *And we'll rely on each other*
*彼此忠贞* *From one lover to another*
准备好了吗 熊宝宝 You ready, baby bear?
我爱你 波波熊 I love you, boo boo.
我也爱你 Love you, too.
走吧 Let's go.
我是圣费尔南多和威兰德路口加油站便利店的露丝 This is Ruth at the Gas-N-Sip at San Fernando and Vineland.
我们店马上就要被抢劫了 Our store is about to be robbed.
再次被抢劫 Again.
一男一女 男的以前见过 Man and woman. Seen the guy before.
他平时在这里买彩票 He buys his lottery tickets here.
他自称"哈利" 他们进来了 He calls himself "Harley." They're coming in.
拿着枪 Armed.
别动 打劫 Nobody move! It's a stick-up!
去收银机拿钱 熊宝宝 Cash register, baby bear.
-好的 波波熊 -别动 - Okay, boo boo. - Don't move!
别动 厄尔 我们被抢劫了 Stay put, Earl. We're being robbed.
-又来 -把现金给她 - Again? - Give her the cash!
装满 Fill it up.
快点 Hurry up.
我知道是你 哈利 I know it's you, Harley.
这是玛吉还是达琳 Is this Margie or Darlene?
波波熊 她这话是什么意思 Boo Boo, what's she talking about?
换女朋友了 他也叫你"熊宝宝"吗 A new one. He call you "baby bear," too?
你给我闭嘴 You... Shut up, you!
-一共有多少个熊宝宝 -就你一个 - Boo boo, how many baby bears are there? - Just you!
只有你一个熊宝宝 You're the only baby bear.
厄尔 别做傻事 Earl, don't be an idiot!
去你的 Boo you!
让他走吧 厄尔 Just let him go, Earl.
该死 不是吧 别啊 Shoot! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
你们被包围了 We've got you surrounded.
-举起手 走出来 -白痴 - Come out with your hands up. - Dumbass.
现在谁才是白痴 Who's the dumbass now?
-有后门吗 -锁上了 - You have a back door? - Locked.
从那里出不去 Ain't getting out that way.
727L30警员请求救援单位 727-L-30 request R.A. Unit
地点是圣费尔南多的加油站便利店 to the Gas-N-Sip on San Fernando.
一名嫌犯即将需要救治 I have a suspect about to be in need of medical attention.
不是吧 你说的是那名记者泰勒·凯利吗 Seriously, you're telling me Taylor Kelly, the reporter?
是的 Yeah.
我都不知道你们俩在约会 I didn't know you two were seeing each other.
不是约会 我在酒吧碰到她 聊了聊 We're not. I ran into her in this bar, we're hanging out,
然后不知不觉 我们俩在卫生间里搞上了 and next thing I know, we're having sex in the bathroom.
我觉得有点奇怪 I... kind of feel weird about it.
哪里奇怪呢 Yeah, which part?
我还以为我不会再像从前那样了 I just thought I'd stopped being that guy.
我以为艾比改变了我 I thought Abby had changed me.
我才单身没几天 就又走上老路了吗 I'm single for, like, a day, and I'm right back at it?
巴克 你都单了好几个月了 Well, Buck, you've been single for months.
为什么大家总是这么说 Why does everyone keep saying that?
雌雄大盗与阿呆和阿瓜的结合体 Bonnie and Clyde meets Dumb and Dumber.
他看起来没什么事 He seems fine.
瞳孔扩大 肯定是磕什么嗑嗨了 Pupils are dilated. Definitely high on something.
我一点也不意外 Well, I'll try to contain my shock.
带他出去 Get him out of here.
要挺住 熊宝宝 Stay strong, baby bear.
我不是你的熊宝宝 蠢货 I'm not your baby bear, jackass.
男人都是大猪蹄子 是吧 Men are the worst, right?
你问错人了 You're asking the wrong girl.
我真的喜欢她 不光因为她是红头发 I really like her, you know, and not just 'cause she's a redhead,
可如果我现在真打电话约她 but now if I do want to call and, you know, ask her out,
她会认为我只想和她上床 she's gonna think I'm only after one thing.
你就是只想着上床 蠢货 You are only after one thing. Jerk.
-你甚至都不认识我 -你是个男人 这就够了 - You don't even know me. - You're a man. I know enough.
已经向她宣读了权利 我们医院见 She's been read her rights. I'll meet y'all at the hospital.
能不能给我点止痛药啊 Can I get a little something for the pain?
你进来之前 肯定已经吃过那种东西了 Pretty sure you took that before you walked in here.
他们会送你去医院 厄尔 They're gonna take you to the hospital, Earl.
我真没事 I'm fine, really.
先生 听说你摔得挺重 Sir, we heard you took quite a tumble.
你去检查一下 我们才能放心 We'd feel a lot better if you got checked out.
你今天已经当了一次大英雄了 厄尔 You've already been a hero once today, Earl.
别再逞强了 Don't push your luck.
你觉得我很英勇吗 You thought I was being heroic?
是啊 Well... yeah.
有点傻 不过很勇敢 A bit stupid, but heroic.
我当时一心想着你 露丝 I was only thinking of you, Ruth.
下一次 就把钱给他们 Next time, let 'em keep the till.
我还是喜欢你在我身边 Kind of like having you around.
漫长的一天吗 Long day?
你懂啦 Well, you know,
没有飞车追捕的日子才叫漫长 the long days are the ones without a car chase.
队长常说盼望枯燥乏味很奇怪 可我们就是这样 Yeah, Cap always says it's strange to hope for boring, but... we do.
我只是尽量让人们听到"市议会"这个词时 I'm just trying to get people not to change the channel
不换台 at the words, "City council."
怎么 Why?
你有新闻爆料吗 You got a story for me?
"消防员是渣男"的报道怎么样 How about "Firefighter Acts Like a Pig"?
那天晚上 The other night,
我们在喝酒 我... w-we were drinking, and I...
我也说不好 我... I don't know, I...
我刚分手 情绪不好 I was working through some stuff.
我不想让你觉得... I-I just, I don't want you to feel...
巴克 你是来道歉的吗 Buck. Did you come here to apologize?
我只是不想让你觉得被利用或被占便宜了 I-I just don't want you to feel used or-or taken advantage of.
因为我尊敬你 真的 你很专业 Because I respect you, you know? I-I do. You're a professional,
而那天那个人不是真正的我 and th-that guy, that's not me.
我以前确实那副德行 It used to be me.
我又不是小女孩 巴克 I'm a grown woman, Buck.
而且是我请你喝的酒 还记得吗 And I'm the one who sent you the drink, remember?
好吧 Fair enough.
我可以把"卡拉OK卫生间做爱"从遗愿清单中去掉了 I guess I can take karaoke bathroom off my bucket list.
好吧 Okay.
想不想去喝一杯 So you want to grab a drink?
改天吧 Some other time, maybe?
我还有片子要剪 I got a piece I got to cut.
伯班克图书馆要新添壁画了 The Burbank Library is getting a new mural.
祝你今晚愉快 Yep, have a good night.
新闻报道车呢 What about a news van?
这在你遗愿清单上吗 Where's that on your bucket list?
等等 等等 等等 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
我不想让你认为我不尊重你 I-I don't want you to think I don't respect you.
-你不要想这么多 -好 - Yeah, yeah. I'll deal with it. - All right.
新闻频道B 新闻编辑部
抱歉 帅哥 我得走了 Sorry, stud, I got to run.
布伦特伍德发生五级火灾 Five-alarm fire in Brentwood.
等等 你要去火灾现场吗 Wait, y-you're going to a fire?
明明你才是消防员 讽刺吧 抱歉 Ironic, huh? Sorry.
-我收到你的短信了 -那就赶快准备好 - I got your text. - Then let's hustle it up.
出发 Go.
谢谢 巴克 Thanks, Buck.
有空联系我好吗 Call me?
什么情况 What do we got?
一对新婚夫妇 Couple of newlyweds.
司机叫保罗·威廉姆斯 Driver's Paul Williams.
乘客身上没有身份证 No ID on the passenger.
另一辆车驶入了他们的车道 Another car drifted into their lane,
司机试图避免被撞到 the driver tried to avoid getting hit,
于是车冲了出去 car went off the road.
巴比 情况很糟 车紧紧被树围住了 Bobby, it's bad. Car's wrapped tight around that tree.
各位 赶快 司机名叫保罗 Come on, guys, hustle up. Driver's name is Paul.
该死 那棵树正好插进了车里 Damn, the tree's folded right into the car.
保罗 你能听见我说话吗 Paul, can you hear me?
埃迪 看看你能不能够到她 Eddie, see if you can reach her.
有脉搏 她还活着 I got a pulse. She's alive.
我这里没办法接近新郎 I don't have a clear path to the groom.
老大 你能从那边进去吗 Cap, can you get in from your side?
不行 Negative.
老奇 我们需要钳子 Hen, Chim, we're gonna need Jaws.
车上两人伤情严重 Two passengers in bad shape.
已确认其中一人还活着 One confirmed alive.
另一个人无法接近 No access to the other.
保罗 你能听见我说话吗 Paul! Can you hear me?
我们是洛杉矶消防局 It's LAFD.
听见了 我听见他的声音了 他还活着 I got him. I hear him. He's alive.
好 那就是两个人都活着 All right. Make that two. Both alive.
各位 把他们都活着救出来 Let's keep 'em that way, guys.
拿着 Take that.
好 拉她出来 Okay, pull her out!
情况不太好 It's not good.
好了 好了 老奇 All right. All right, Chim.
放好 Up.
好 大家轻一点 All right, be careful with her.
右腿股骨开放性骨折 Okay, I got an open femoral fracture, right leg.
骨盆也可能粉碎了 And probably a broken pelvis.
队长 我们得把她抬走 Cap, we got to move her!
我数三下 一 二 三 On three. One, two, three.
天越来越黑了 It's getting dark.
拿点手电筒来 照下路 Let's get some lights down here and put a step on it.
坚持住 保罗 我们会救你出去 Hang in there, Paul. We're gonna get you out.
准备好了吗 车周围都是树 You ready? Damn, there's a much tree here as car.
小心点 Easy.
各位小心 Easy, fellas.
他呼吸微弱 He's breathing shallow.
脉搏虚弱 失血过多 Pulse is weak, he's lost a lot of blood.
好累 So... tired.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
跟我说说 凯蒂 你们是怎么认识的 Tell me about Katy. How'd you guys meet, huh?
-夏令营 -这样啊 - Summer camp. - Yeah?
我们当时 六岁 We were... six.
他快撑不住了 怎么办 He's running out of time. What's the plan?
还在想办法 Still working on it.
这就像他在车里 开进粉碎机一样 It's like this thing went through a crusher with him still inside.
不能把他从车里剜出来 W-We can't just cut him out.
如果不能把他从车里剜出来 Well, if we can't cut him out of the car...
那就把车扒开 let's get rid of the car.
好了各位 开始吧 All right, guys, let's go.
一头接消防车 另一头接拖车 One end to the fire truck, the other end to the tow truck.
-好 -把车拖裂 - All right. - Let's pull this thing apart.
好了 All right.
-行了吗 -嗯 - Got it? All right. - Yeah.
你真觉得这样行吗 You really think this is gonna work?
只有这个办法了 It's all we got.
好 埃迪 老奇 确保车辆周围安全 All right, Eddie, Chim. Clear the vehicle.
-可以了吗 -可以了 - We secure? - Yep.
好 都准备好了吗 All right. Set? Set?
开始吧 All right, let's go!
再加把劲 More.
慢点 Slow.
小心 Careful.
可以了 都过来 All right, we got it. Let's go!
拿担架过来 Body board.
我们来救你了 兄弟 Let's get you out of here, buddy.
一 二 三 起 All right. One, two, three, up.
凯蒂 Katy?
我们这就带你去见她 兄弟 We're taking you to her now, buddy.
你们居然把他活着救出来了 Can't believe you got him out alive.
我看到那车时... When I saw that car...
我知道 我也有同感 I know. Me too.
拖车 Tow trucks.
你是怎么想出来的 How did you even come up with that?
"上帝将你们结合 没有人可以拆散" "What God has put together, let no man put asunder."
婚礼啊 The wedding ceremony.
这灵感还真神圣 Well, that was some divine inspiration.
就是铁汉也有柔情一面啊 Even the big guy's a sucker for a love story.
等等 新闻车 Wait-- a news van?
别人难道不用吗 Don't other people use that?
万一你们被抓了怎么办 What if you get caught?
她可能会被开除 She could get fired.
你弟弟就这样干过 Your brother sure did.
他没告诉你上次 He didn't tell you about the time
他偷了一辆公家消防车 he stole a fire truck from work
好让他在车里做爱吗 so he could have sex in it?
-多谢你这大嘴巴 -乐意之至 兄弟 - Thank you for that. - Anytime, roomie.
该死 里面又没放 Damn it. They didn't put it in here again.
你给我做了芥末酱 You made me hot mustard.
我实在不忍心看到他们每次没放芥末时 I just can't anymore, with the whole sad face every time
-你失望的表情 -我懂 - they forget it, so... - I know.
为什么叫了这么多外卖 Anyway, why so much food?
-今天是"自助周五" -每周五的自助餐 - It's Buffriday. - Buffet Fridays.
这天我们会放任你姐姐 她总是无法选择 It's the one day we indulge your sister's complete inability
自己想吃什么 to choose what she's in the mood for.
所以什么都点 Yeah, so we order everything.
而且你姐姐不喜欢剩菜 And, because of your sister's hatred for leftovers,
我就不用再去买菜了 I don't have to buy groceries.
双赢 It's a win-win situation.
回到刚才说你为了泡妹子偷了消防车的事吧 Let's go back to you stealing a hook and ladder for a hookup.
都怪你 It's your fault.
你总是鼓励我去做自己想做的事 You know, you always told me to go after what I wanted.
要自信 女孩子不可怕 Be confident. Girls aren't scary.
你当时才11岁 现在你还没自制力吗 You were 11. Don't you have impulse control?
这可不一定是问题所在 And not sure that's the problem.
我的意思是 她很漂亮 也很酷 All I'm saying is she's beautiful, she's cool.
后来她把我一个人留在停车场 And then she left me standing in a parking lot.
这感觉像是报应啊 Yeah, I'm feeling this is a little more karmic.
出来混都是要还的 Chickens coming home to roost.
这回你被人当炮友了 You've been Bucked.
"好男人升级版巴克"遇上"情场女浪子版巴克"了 Buck 2.0 has found himself a Buckette 1.0.
老兄 你这是跟女版的自己约会啊 Dude, you're dating yourself.
我们没在约会 好吗 We're not dating, okay?
但你们俩... But you two are...?
你们俩 You guys are...
在交往啊 dating each other.
太扯了 我们... That's crazy. We're...
-一起玩的朋友而已 -对啊 只是一起玩 - Friends who hang out. - Yeah. Just hanging out.
不是 你们总是在聊天 要么就在发短信 No. Y-You're always talking or texting each other.
还一起去唱歌 You sing karaoke together.
搞"自助周五" 还会互相接话 You do Buffridays, you finish each other's sentences.
承认吧 你们在一起了 Guys, come on, you're a couple.
什么时候... Wh-When did...
我是巴克 Yeah, this is Buck.
你好吗 How-how you doing?
好 好 Good. Good.
咖啡 Coffee.
可能不太好吧 Yeah, I'm-I'm not sure that's such a good idea.
我明天轮班 而且... I-I have a shift tomorrow, and...
好 可以 Yeah. I-I will.
好的 好的 All right. All right.
再见 Good-bye.
"好男人升级版巴克"太没劲了 Being Buck 2.0 sucks.
纪念日快乐 亲爱的 Happy anniversary, love.
敬我们一生的经历 To all our many adventures.
还有未来的日子 And the many yet to come.
人生很长 婚姻很短 It's been a long life and a short marriage.
你能不能就一次 For once, in both,
洗一下碗 could you do a damn dish?
米切尔与托马斯 迪斯科 我们的第一次约会
同性恋平权
要不要加点 Shall we add...
在收藏里加点别的回忆 another memory to the collection?
今天天气很好 It's a beautiful day.
是啊 Yeah.
托马斯 我们在工作室停一下 Thomas, we're stopping at the studio
把这些存到电脑里 to have these digitized.
给那些网上自恋的年轻人看看 For the posterity of online narcissism.
-又怎么了 -我忘带头盔了 - What now? - I've forgotten the bloody helmets.
我去拿报纸 Paper.
911紧急中心 你有什么紧急情况
请派救护车到威斯布鲁克大街2237号
我丈夫他... 拜托了 快派人来
先生 能说说发生了什么事吗 Sir, can you tell me exactly what happened?
我丈夫 他在外面 车肯定是... My husband. He was outside, and-and the car must have...
我也不知道 溜车了 I don't know, it-it... it rolled.
也许我该把车挪开 Perhaps I should move the car.
先生 据我所知 你最好别挪车 Sir, I am being told that you should not move the vehicle.
-保持原样 -他没呼吸了 - Just leave everything as it is. - He's not breathing!
-救援人员马上就到 -他不能死 - Help is on the way. - He can't go.
他是我此生挚爱 我的全世界 He's my heart, my everything.
我们结婚时 When we got married...
我们想 管他呢 we thought, what the hell,
我们时日无多了 we have so little life left,
还不如好好活着 we might as well live.
米切尔就是这样 That was Mitchell,
总是无惧死亡 always... daring the clock.
我也总是跟随他 And me, I always followed along.
我们做了那么多傻事 All those foolish things we did.
我们只是想 We only ever wanted to...
能一起离开这个世界 to go together.
这就是爱 That's love.
我很遗憾 I'm sorry.
节哀顺变 I really am.
但愿 我也能找到我的一生挚爱 I guess I can only hope to find something that good.
爱不是找到的 孩子 You don't find it, son.
是创造出来的 You make it.
孩子 能让我跟他单独待一会吗 Son, you mind if I have just a few moments alone with him?
当然 没问题 来吧 Of course. It's no problem. Here.
亲爱的米切尔 My sweet Mitchell.
托马斯 Thomas?
艾迪 队长 快过来 E-Eddie! Cap! Come here.
我不知道怎么了 I-I don't know what happened.
他刚刚还在说话 还有意识 突然就... He was just talking, he was responsive, and then...
好了 开始胸部按压 All right, start compressions.
坚持住 托马斯 Stay with us, Thomas.
快 快 Go, go, go.
加油 托马斯 加油 Come on, Thomas. Come on.
坚持住 加油 Stay with me. Come on.
加油 托马斯 Come on, Thomas. Come on.
巴克 Buck.
他死了 孩子 He's gone, kid.
这就是爱 That's love.
911紧急中心 你有什么紧急情况 911. What's your emergency?
打扰一下 我找麦迪·巴克利 Excuse me, I'm looking for Maddie Buckley.
肯德尔 Kendall.
多谢 Thanks.
天哪 巴克没事吧 My God. Is Buck okay?
没事 Yeah.
抱歉 巴克没事 No. I'm sorry. Yes, Buck is fine.
虽然很傻 但他很好 He's an idiot, but he's fine.
我只是来看看你 因为... I just came to check on you, because...
我们还没谈过 we really haven't talked.
没事的 我... Yeah. It's okay. I...
巴克乱说的 Buck was just being stupid.
我的生活还没步入正轨 My life is a work in progress.
一团糟 It's a mess.
也没想把别人牵扯进来 I wouldn't expect anyone to want to take that on.
不是这样 That's not it.
完全不是 Not at all, actually.
我真的很在乎你 I really care about you.
不希望你有压力 I just didn't want you to feel pressured,
觉得我在逼你做一些 that I was pushing you to something
你还没准备好的事 that you're not ready for.
你从没逼过我 You never pushed.
那就好 我还想说 Good. And I also wanted you to know that...
我不在意你之前的生活 I'm not worried about your life before.
虽然很遗憾发生了那种事 I mean, I hate that it happened, but...
但我不觉得害怕 that would never scare me off.
我愿意接受你 I might take you up on that.
未来某一天 Someday.
那就好 我的时间 Good. 'Cause my calendar's...
随时可以给你 wide open.
今天是什么日子啊 What's the occasion?
我们最近都很忙 我就想 Well, we've both been so busy, I thought...
我们可以在家度过美好的夜晚 二人世界 we should spend a nice evening at home, just the two of us.
你绝对值得嫁 You are definitely a keeper.
这绝对需要庆祝 That's the occasion.
你来了 You made it!
你换发型了 Wh.... you change your hair?
地震之后 Yeah. Well, after the earthquake
又差点死了 and almost dying twice--
会让人重新审视人生 it makes you reevaluate a few things.
所以就回归原样了 So, back to my roots.
-很漂亮 -谢谢 - That looks great. - Thanks.
我不确定你是否会来 I-I wasn't sure if you were gonna show.
那天打电话 你还挺犹豫的 You seemed a little hesitant on the phone.
对 Yeah.
"情场浪子版巴克" Buck 1.0...
想都不会想 就会过来 wouldn't have thought twice about it.
"好男人升级版巴克"就会有顾虑 Buck 2.0 has to ask:
你打给我 you... you didn't call me
不会是因为觉得你欠了我什么吧 'cause you felt some kind of weird debt, right?
我救你一命 你要以身相许之类 Me-me saving your life and all.
你记得的事情经过是这样吗 Is that the way you remember it?
我怎么记得在我快要掉出去窗户时 'Cause I-I seem to remember Eddie catching me
是埃迪抓住了我 as I was falling out the window.
是我叫他这么做的 I-I told him to do that.
那我或许要打给他 Maybe I should have called him.
很高兴你没有 Well, I'm-I'm glad you didn't.
来吧 我订好了桌子 Come on. I, I already got us a table.
能不能告诉我 So, hey, is there a reason
你为什么叫自己"情场浪子版巴克"和"好男人升级版巴克" why you're referring to yourself as Buck 1 and 2.0?
说来话长 It's-it's a long story.
罗密欧和朱丽叶 Romeo and Juliet.
安东尼和克里奥帕特拉 Antony and Cleopatra.
兰斯洛特和吉尼维尔 Lancelot and Guinevere.
伟大的爱情总是以轰轰烈烈为开端 Great love stories that started with a bang
以悲剧结尾 and ended in tragedy.
而现实生活中 生活总是充满波折 In the real world, no one's life is that linear.
我们反复相恋 失恋 We fall in and out of love.
我们不懂珍惜 We take it for granted.
抑或遇到不期而至的爱情 Or find it where we least expect it.
有些恋情 一开始就擦出火花 Some relationships can seem easy from the start...
而有的爱情则遇到重重阻碍 and others can be faced with tremendous obstacles.
我们希望爱情战胜一切 We root for love to conquer all,
也希望逆风翻盘 but we also root for a comeback.
有些人被生活打倒 People who have been knocked down by life
又重新站起来 and get back up on their feet.
从失败中吸取经验 Who learn from the mistakes that they've made
使自己成长为更出色 更完善的人 and grow into better, more complete human beings.
或许 最伟大的爱情 So maybe the greatest love stories
不是那些悲剧收尾的故事 aren't the ones that end in tragedies.
而是那些重获新生的爱情 Maybe they're the ones that start with a second chance.