《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives...
你怎么会让他们在早餐前画手指 Why on earth would you let them finger paint before breakfast?
现在收拾家是我的事了 所以我说了算 It's my job to clean that up now, so it's my call.
有的家庭 角色互换 Some households reversed roles.
我们重新开始 Let's give this another shot.
有的旧日火花… Some old flames...
你想重归于好 You want me back?
是的 Yeah.
被彻底扑灭 Were put out.
问题应该出在你的食物上 It has to be something you're ingesting
谁为你准备一日三餐 Who prepares your meals?
我明白你正面临一些婚姻问题 I understand you've been having some marital problems
当有些人学会原谅… And while some learn to forgive...
我进监狱前 黛德丽怀孕了 Deirdre got pregnant before I went to jail.
扎克是你的儿子吗 Zach is your son, isn't he?
是的 Yep.
是这样 Wow
另一些人却无法 others could not bring themselves
忘记过去 to forget their past.
丹尼·法雷尔是个焦点人物 The remarkable thing about Danny Farrell
他只不过当了6个月的报童 was that he had only been a paperboy for six months,
期间 就成了紫藤郡里 and in that time, he had become the enemy
所有主妇的公敌 of every woman on Wisteria Lane.
如果谁家门前有个水坑 If there was a puddle on someone's property...
一定被他扔中 he found it.
如果谁家刚种上了玫瑰丛 If a new rosebush had just been planted...
一定被他毁掉 he destroyed it.
如果谁家的猫正在晒日光浴 If a cat was enjoying a moment in the sun...
一定被他赶走 he ended it.
大家都在想丹尼尔会不会改变 People wondered if Danny would ever change.
他们真该跟苏珊·梅尔聊聊 They should have talked to Susan Mayer.
她会告诉他们 She could have told them
可恶的男孩往往会长成可恶的男人 Obnoxious boys tend to become obnoxious men,
就像那个… Just like the one...
她曾经的丈夫 ... she had been married to.
喂 Hey!
卡尔 我看见你了 给我站住 Karl, I see you. Just stop right there.
嗨 小苏苏 Hey, Susie Q
你在干什么 What are you doing?
出来拿报纸啊 I'm just gettin' the paper.
这是伊迪的报纸 伊迪的房子 That's Edie's paper, and this is Edie's house.
我们非得现在谈吗 我还没喝咖啡呢 Do we have to do this now? I haven't had my coffee yet
你昨晚跟伊迪过夜的 Did you spend the night with Edie?
我的天啊 Oh, my god.
苏珊 你冷静点 Susie, just calm down
你不准再跟她见面 You are forbidden from ever seeing her again.
听见没有 不准 Do you hear me? Forbidden!
我们离婚了 你无权干涉我跟谁约会 Were divorced You can't tell me who I can date
我就住在这条街上 你女儿也住在这条街上 I live on this street Your daughter lives on this street.
我不准你当着我们的面炫耀你的性能力 I will not have you flaunting your sexcapades in front of us.
性能力 Sexcapades?
不准 Forbidden!
我很想继续聊 但早餐时间到了 I would love to continue this, but it's time for breakfast,
伊迪给我做了蛋饼 And Edie is making me a frittata.
她可真行 Oh! Well, I just bet she is
梅尔太太 我得跟你谈谈 Mrs. Mayer, I gotta talk to you.
现在不行 丹尼 Oh, now is not a good time, Danny.
你欠我一个月的报纸钱 You're a month behind in your payments.
我会去交的 我保证 I'll take care of it, I promise
我爸爸说了 如果你光看报不给钱的话 My dad says, if you read something and don't pay for it
就跟小偷没什么两样 that's the same as stealing.
你好 艾达 我们以后再说好吗 Hi, Ida. Can we talk about this later?
我刚发现我的前夫在跟我的邻居约会 I just found out my ex is dating my neighbor,
我气坏了 and I'm really ticked off.
得了吧 我给你提供服务 Save it! I provide you a service,
我就该得到报酬 and I deserve to be paid for that service
是的 紫藤郡的主妇们 Yes, the women of Wisteria Lane
都视丹尼·法雷尔为敌 believe Danny Farrell to be the enemy.
赖帐的 Deadbeat!
她们还认为 They also believed
敌人的敌人 the enemy of my enemy
就是朋友 is my friend..
漂亮的草地 Beautiful lawns...
宽敞的房子 Spacious homes...
快乐的家人 Happy families...
这些都是住在城郊的特征 These are the hallmarks of suburbia,
但在这华美的生活背后 but if you look beneath the veneer of gracious living,
你会看到一场蓄势待发的战争 you will see a battle raging...
一场掌控权的争夺战 a battle for control.
参战者随处可见 You see the combatants everywhere...
包括玩游戏的孩子 engaged in their routine skirmishes...
快出去玩 Get outta here!
对当权者不满的 Fighting fiercely to have dominion
严重抗议者 over the world around them,
自始至终 他们都知道 All the while knowing...
这是一场必输无疑的战争 It's a battle they will lose.
嗨 宝贝 放在那儿就行了 Oh, hey, honey, um, just stick that anywhere
剩下的我来 I'll take care of it
这里都堆积如山了 Wow. It's really pilin' up.
别担心我自有办法 Oh, uh, don't worry. I have a system
真的吗 Really?
对啊 每隔两天 我打扫一次 Yeah, every two days, I clean
两天 Two days
是啊 每隔两天积累的家务活 Yeah, I let the mess accumulate for two days,
我一次性收拾得一尘不染 and then I clean until it's sparkling, and then, uh,
这样循环下去 the cycle starts all over again.
可是为什么 And why
我从没见过家里一尘不染呢 ...have I never seen the sparkling part?
因为你下班回来的时候 Well, because by the time you get home from work,
孩子们又把家弄乱了 the boys have messed everything up again.
瞧 这就是你这个办法的漏洞 See? That's what I would call a flaw in the system.
你说什么呢 What are you doing?
我在请你打扫屋子 I think I'm asking you to clean the house
真的吗 因为我听起来像是你在责怪我 Really? Because it sounds to me like you're criticizing me
没有 No
没有 没有 No, no, no, no No.
我不是说非要一尘不染 I'm not saying it has to be sparkling.
多少次我回来的时侯 家里一团糟 How many times did I come home to a mess
而我没抱怨过一个字 and I never said a word?
拜托 你别会错意 Please, don't take this the wrong way
我觉得你做得很不错 不过 我们把话说清楚 I think you are doing a terrific job, but let's be clear.
过去你回家的时候 家里只不过是凌乱 When you came home, it was to clutter.
拜托 现在这可是… I mean, come on, this is...
不止凌乱那么简单 more than that.
瞧瞧 他又聊起来了 Look at him, just chatting away.
真是不称职 So inconsiderate
菲利斯 我们只在这儿等了两分钟而已 Phyllis, we've only been waiting here for two minutes
离开家的时侯 我就跟你说 I told you when we left the house
我得赶紧吃东西 that I needed to eat.
我有低血糖 I have low blood sugar
你想看着我倒在这里吗 Do you wanna see me keel over?
不想 理论上说 No... in theory
给您 Here you are
谢谢 Thank you
对了 范德坎普太太 By the way, Mrs. Van de Kamp,
您丈夫过世的事 我听说了 I heard about your husband's passing
我非常遗憾 I'm so sorry
范德坎普医生是我最喜欢的顾客 真的 Dr. Van de kamp was one of my favorite customers, truly.
你这么说真好 谢谢 That's very sweet of you. Thank you
我不只是出于礼貌 范德坎普太太 I'm not just being polite, Mrs Van de Kamp.
您的心情还好吗 How are you feeling?
帕史牟提先生 Well, Mr. Pashmutti.
值此悲痛时 我们尽全力控制自己 ...we're holding up as best we can under the circumstances.
抱歉 这位是雷克斯的母亲菲利斯 I'm sorry This is, uh, Rex's mother, Phyllis.
对你儿子的过世 我非常遗憾 I'm so sorry about your son.
谢谢 痛失爱子是最难受的事 Thank you. You know, the hardest thing is to lose a child
我甚至无法想象 I can't even imagine.
菲利斯 我们去吃饭吧 Come on, Phyllis Let's get you something to eat.
没有任何征兆 We had no warning.
接到电话的时侯我还在洗碗 I was doing dishes when I got the call
真的吗 Really?
菲利斯 还有人在等呢 走吧 Phyllis, there are people waiting, so come on.
－抱歉我 －真对不起 - Excuse me I... - I'm so sorry,
我儿子刚刚过世 but my son just passed away
我非常遗憾 Oh, I'm so sorry
谢谢 其实 Thank you I mean,
我正要跟帕史牟提先生说 I was telling Mr. Pashmutti here, .
我活不下去了 My life is is over
我活不下去了 My life is over.
－这太荒唐了你知道吗 －笔 - This is ridiculous, you know that? - Pen.
你不觉得比起每天拿支票来这儿 Don't you think I have better things to do
我还有好多事可做吗 than to bring you checks every day,
这些支票我在家里签不就行了 Checks that I could be signing at home?
这支没水了 This one's dry
不让我从我们的账户里取钱 You know, taking away my access to our account,
你这是报复 that's just vindictive
谢谢 Thank you
你知道来这个鬼地方 Do you know how long it takes me
要花我多少时间吗 to schlep out here to this hellhole?
确实 Exactly.
这是我能确保你会来看我唯一的办法 It's the only way I can guarantee you'll come and visit me.
这太荒谬了 你是我丈夫 我爱你 That's ridiculous You're my husband I love you
我当然会来看你的 Obviously, I would come visit
我本来以为 当你爱一个人时 I thought it was obvious that when you love someone,
你当然不会有外遇 you wouldn't have an affair
但我错了 不是么 I was wrong, wasn't I?
这样的话我 真是听够了 卡洛斯 I'm getting really tired of this song, Carlos.
你也该原谅我了吧 Isn't it about time you forgave me?
你想要我的原谅 我已经原谅你了 You want my forgiveness, you got it.
至于我的信任 My trust.
…你还得加把劲 That you're gonna have to earn
小心点 卡洛斯 到现在为止 Be careful, Carlos. Up until now,
我都还是一个人睡在我们俩的床上 I've been really lonely in that big bed of ours,
但你要是再这么对我 我可就不是一个人了 but when you're rude to me, it makes me wanna be not so lonely
这种话 Comments like that
就是你为什么再也无法取到我的钱的真正原因 are exactly why you'll never again have access to my money.
为什么所有的有钱人都是混蛋 Why are all rich men jerks?
就跟为什么所有的美女都是贱货的原因一样 The same reason all beautiful women are bitches.
明天同一时间 So same time tomorrow?
当然 宝贝 Sure, baby
你说知道 是什么意思 What do you mean, you know?
我是说 我知道了 I mean, I know.
你爸爸跟你说 他要跟伊迪·布利特 What are you saying, that your father actually told you
一夜情的时候 你是怎么说的 he was gonna be having a one night stand with Edie Britt?
妈妈 他们不是一夜情 Uh, mom, this wasn't a one night stand
他跟布利特太太在一起已经好几个月了 He's been going out with Ms Britt for a few months now
什么 What?
你怎么能不告诉我呢 我们无话不谈的 How could you not tell me that? We share everything.
我们这么交心 事关我们俩 That's what we're known for That's our thing.
因为我知道你会崩溃 Because I knew you'd wig out
再说 你不是老跟我说要尊重别人的隐私吗 Besides, haven't you always told me to respect people's privacy?
可那不包括你父亲的性生活啊 Oh, I've never applied that concept to your father's sex life,
－你知道的 －说完了吗 - And you know it - Are you done?
没有 我还没开始骂伊迪·布利特呢 No! I have not even begun ripping into Edie Britt yet.
贪得无厌 Oh, that peroxide vulture.
她明知道我就在这儿 Just know as sure as I am standing here
她追求你老爸不过是为了惹恼我 that she went after your father just to tick me off.
－你又错了 －哪里错了 - Wrong again. - What?
是他追求她的 He asked her out.
－你撒谎 －是真的 - You lie. - It's true
六个月前他打电话约她出去 He called her for a date six months ago
就在我生日晚会的第二天 The day after my birthday party
在钢琴酒吧举办的那一场吗 The one at the piano bar?
是啊 Yeah.
怎么回事 What is it?
你父亲那天过来 Your father just came over that day
然后告诉我一些事 and told me some stuff.
我还没有把这些事… You know, some stuff that I haven't...
我不能告诉你 ...and can't tell you.
等等 不是说我们无话不谈吗 Wait Whatever happened to "we share everything"?
难道不是事关我们俩吗 那我们不是很交心吗 Isn't that our thing, what we're known for?
其实 我觉得我们的交心还是仅限于有衣同穿 Um, actually, I think what we're known for is sharing clothes
还是这样比较好 Yeah. I think that's our thing.
他干吗老要这样做 Why does he keep doin' that?
他知道那很烦人 He knows it's annoying.
他就是想要惹恼我们 He's just trying to get to us.
那他算是达到目的了 Yeah, well, it's working.
别在那吵了 听见了吗 Knock it off, down there, do you hear what I'm saying?!
马修 马修 Matthew Matthew!
坐下 Sit down.
我们不要理他 You know we don't talk to him
那是对他的惩罚 That's part of his punishment.
你怎么能在那坐着 How can you just sit here
接连不断地听着这个呢 hour after hour and listen to that?
这是对我的惩罚 Well, that's part of mine.
卡洛斯 有什么要紧事 Carlos, what is this big emergency?
我为此取消了在爱德华多那里的美发预约呢 I had to cancel my hair appointment with Eduardo today
宝贝 怎么啦 Baby, what is it?
我彻底吓坏了 I'm completely freaked out.
为什么 Why?
这里有个叫里奇的家伙 There's this guy, his name's Richie,
跟我说了些 and he's been saying some stuff to me,
让我很担心的话 and I'm gettin' worried.
亲爱的 拿出你的男子气概 Honey, you and your macho pride
告诉他你受宠若惊 但你不干这一套 Just tell him you're flattered, but you don't swing that way
他不是向我求爱 你个笨蛋 他是威胁我 He's not hitting on me, you idiot, he's threatening me
真的吗 怎么威胁 Really? How?
他说 如果我不给他一些钱 He said he's gonna beat me up
就要狠揍我一顿 unless I come up with some money
要多少钱 Well, how much money?
七千美元 $7,000
－七千美元吗 －你小声点 - $7,000?! - Keep your voice down
他怎么会认为你有那么多钱 Why would he think you have that kind of money?
因为昨天 在满是罪犯的探访室 Because yesterday, in a visiting room filled with criminals,
我老婆把我称作有钱人 my wife referred to me as a rich man
原来如此 抱歉 Oh, right Sorry.
所以我要你带支票簿来 That's why I needed you to bring the checkbook
难道他要收一张支票 He's actually willing to take a check?
不 No
你得把钱带给他的女朋友 You're gonna take the money to his girlfriend,
如果到了明天她还没拿到钱 我就惨了 and if she doesn't get it by tomorrow, I'm screwed
亲爱的 我想这样做不对 Honey, I think this is a mistake
如果我们对勒索轻易让步 If we give in to extortion,
这家伙以后还会来要更多的钱 the guy's just gonna keep coming back for more money.
我别无选择 What choice do I have?
你身强力壮 You're a strong guy.
看在上帝份上 你还是靠运动员奖学金上的大学 You went to college on an athletic scholarship, for god sakes.
是啊 可我是高尔夫运动员 Yeah, it was for golf
我的长裤都在你这 You have all my pants.
明白 进来吧 Yeah, I know Come on in.
我以前把东西搬回自己房子时 I, uh, thought when I took my stuff back to my house
以为东西都拿齐了 I got everything.
没事 我放在车库了 Oh, it's fine. They're in the garage
最近过得怎么样 So how have you been doing?
还好 还好 Good. Um... I'm, uh, good.
－我有个问题想问你 －行 问吧 - I got a question for you - Sure, what is it?
－我们现在算什么 －我们算什么 - Where are we now? - Where are we?
是啊 我们既没有同居 Yeah We're not moving in together
也没有分手 这样算什么呢 and we're not broken up, so where are we?
我不知道 I don't know.
自从那个绑架我的家伙 Since the guy who held me hostage
突然变成了你儿子 turned out to be your son,
我想我还是放手吧 I think logic dictates that I should move on.
问题是 The problem is
我很爱你 I'm crazy about you.
所以 So...
所以我想我们应该顺其自然 So I'm thinking we should keep it casual
顺其自然 Casual
什么意思 顺其自然 到底是什么意思 What the hell does that mean, exactly, um, casual?
我 我 Well, I-I don't
我想偶尔一起看看电影 I don't think there's anything wrong with us
应该没什么问题 seeing a movie once in a while.
电影 好 就这些吗 A movie. Okay. Is that it?
慢跑怎样 Jogging?
慢跑应该也不犯法吧 There's no law against jogging
还有别的吗 Anything else?
逛街 这够自然的 还有趣 Shopping. That's casual That's fun
我们还能干点别的吗 Anything else we can do?
没别的了吗 Anything at all?
早午餐 Mmm, brunch
一起吃早午餐也不错 Brunch would be nice
听起来挺好 Sounds good to me
我也就是过一天算一天 All I can do is take it one day at a time.
是的 Yes.
行 好吧 Oh, okay. Well...
非常感谢你打来电话 Thanks so much for calling
谁的电话 Who was that?
一个名叫阿伦·汉利的 Oh, someone named Alan Hanley.
我的电工 My electrician?
你干吗在电话上 Why were you on the phone
对着我的电工哭诉 sobbing to my electrician?
他打来电话想安慰你 Oh, he called to offer you his condolences
那你干吗不叫我来接 Then why didn't you put me on?
我们聊起来了 后来他有事要走开 Oh, well, we got to talking, and then he had to go
他… 他知道关于雷克斯的一些妙事 He. He had some very beautiful things to say about Rex.
看在上帝份上 菲利斯 For god sakes, Phyllis!
你就不怕脱水吗 Don't you worry about dehydration.
你是说 我过于感情用事了吗 Are you saying that I am too emotional?
我是说 就算意大利人也有消停的时侯 I'm saying that even Italians take a break now and again.
我儿子死了 我很悲伤 My son is dead. I'm grieving
我也很悲伤 但在你没完没了的哭诉声中 So am I, but no one would ever know it
没人能感受到这一点 with your incessant caterwauling.
布里 Bree!
人们想知道我过得怎样 People want to know how I'm doing,
但是他们一开口 but the minute they ask,
你… 你就跳出来 you... you jump into the spotlight,
然后他们就把我忘在一边了 and they forget all about me.
我也需要安慰 菲利斯 你有没有想过这一点 I need consoling, too, Phyllis. Have you ever thought of that?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
再也不会这样了 It won't happen again.
谢谢 Thank You
当然 Of course,
如果你不是一直压抑着自己的情绪 if you didn't constantly suppress your emotions,
人们也不会忘记来安慰你 people wouldn't forget to console you
再说一遍好吗 Excuse me?
是真的 你不动声色 几近冷酷 Well, it's true You're stoic to the point of being cold.
我不是冷酷 我只是 I am not cold. I just...
我不喜欢当众宣泄情绪 Well, I don't like public displays of emotion
那很好 Well, that's fine,
但是人们会奇怪 but people wonder
为什么他们从没见过你哭 why they haven't seen you cry.
我是说 有的人甚至怀疑 I mean, some people actually wonder
你是不是真的怀念雷克斯 if you truly mourn Rex
有人说过这话吗 People have said that?
有些人说过 A few, yes
打扰了 我找丽塔·里维拉 Excuse me. I'm looking for Rita Rivera.
你好 你就是丽塔吗 Hi, are you Rita?
是的 你是谁 Yeah, who are you?
我是加布丽尔·索利斯 I'm, uh, I'm Gabrielle Solis.
我们的丈夫是狱友 Our... our husbands are roommates at the prison
里奇和我还没结婚 Richie and I aren't married.
我明白了 你男朋友让我丈夫 Oh, I see Well, uh, your boyfriend asked my husband
给你这个 to give this to you
算是一点心意 It's a sort of favor
都在这里 七千美元 It's all there $7,000.
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch!
想都别想 Oh, don't even think about it
你好 Um, hello
有什么问题吗 Is there a problem?
－我问你个问题 －行啊 - Let me ask you a question - Okay.
这个问题可能有点儿怪 This might seem kind of weird,
你觉得我的胸怎么样 but what do you think of my breasts?
－你说什么 －我是说它们看起来如何 - Excuse me? - I mean, how do they look to you?
很好啊 Uh, ey're... they're nice.
谢谢 我也很喜欢它们 Thank you. I like them, too.
你说得对真够怪的 You're right That was weird.
你不知道 You have no idea
这钱是用来干嘛的对吧 what this money is for, do you?
一无所知 Uh, no
不 你看起来 No. You. You seem
已经应有尽有了 to have everything you need.
里奇想要我去做隆胸手术 Richie wants me to get a boob job
让它们变得更大 He wants them bigger.
他对大胸很着迷 He's obsessed with huge breasts.
那你打算怎么办 So are you gonna do it?
我告诉他如果他能给我钱 我就去做 I told him if he came up with the cash, I would.
我真没想到 他居然把钱弄来了 I just never thought the moron would actually come up with it.
虽然这不关我的事 但身体是你自己的 Not that it's any of my business, but it's your body.
如果我自己不想做 我绝对不会去做的 I wouldn't change anything unless I really wanted to.
但如果我不做 他会离开我 But if I don't do it, he'll leave me
亲爱的 他在监狱里 他能跑多远呢 Honey, he's in jail How far is he gonna go?
也许是时候让自己扬眉吐气了 Maybe its time you stood up for yourself.
告诉他你不需要做手术 Tell him you don't need the surgery.
值得一试 It's worth a shot.
去吧 我为你自豪 There you go I am so proud of you
勒奈特回归职场之时 When Lynette went back to work,
就深知自己的新工作要求很高 she was aware her new job would be demanding.
不过她没想到 What she hadn't anticipated...
还有夜班等着她 was the night shift.
亲爱的 我听着好像你一个小时前就进家了 Hey, honey, I thought I heard you come in about an hour ago.
是啊 我得把碗洗了 I did I had to load the dishwasher
你没必要洗 You didn't have to do that
不 有点必要 Yeah, I sorta did.
抱歉 我在家务上有点拖沓 I'm sorry. I've just fallen behind on my housework.
今天要干的事太多 I just had so many errands to run today
我明天会补回来的 好吗 我保证 But I'll make up for it tomorrow, okay? I promise
这就是我来持家的好处 That's the beauty of my system...
随心所欲 It's flexible.
为了我们的婚姻幸福 You know, for the sake of our marriage,
求你别再提你的持家之道了 please don't mention the system again
我说过对不起了 I said I'm sorry
什么东西 What in the world?
不 别碰它 别碰它 No, no, don't touch that Don't touch that
佩妮在那个… 床单上吐了点东西 Um, Penny had a little, um, spitty-uppy on the sheets
你居然不换床单 And you didn't change them?
这毛巾是干净的 The towel is very clean.
太恶心了 Oh, that's disgusting.
没什么 就吐了一点点… No, it's just a little spit.
一点点奶在上面 A little milky spit up on the sheets
我做主不换了 请尊重我的决定 Please, I made a judgment call Please respect that.
不 我没法尊重 知道为什么吗 No, I can't respect that, and do you know why?
这是愚蠢的决定 It's stupid
我去拿新床单 I'm gonna get new sheets
我们不换床单 We are not changing the sheets
你吼什么啊 Why are you yelling at me?
我没吼你 I am not yelling at you,
而且这与呕吐物无关 and this is not about spit up.
当然有关系 Of course it is
不 无关 这是掌控权的问题 No, it isn't. It's about control
你我都心知肚明 你在这方面有些问题 And as you and I both know, you have some issues in this area.
你为什么拼命想睡在孩子的呕吐物上 Why are you fighting so hard to sleep on baby vomit?
我在为原则而战 I am fighting for a principle.
因为懒而不肯换床单可不是什么原则 Being too lazy to change the sheets is not a principle
跟你说这次你输定了 You know what? You're not gonna win this one
所以我劝你还是乖乖爬上来 So you'd better just crawl back into bed,
好好睡一觉吧 and let's go to sleep.
不 汤姆 No, Tom!
汤姆 不 我一定要换床单 Tom, no! I'm gonna change the sheets!
－别这样 －不 你别这样 - Oh, come on! - No, you come on!
你给我起来 起来 Just get up! Get up!
－够了 －好吧 好 - That's it! - All right, fine!
好 好 好 Fine! Fine! Fine!
照理说 勒奈特应该会一夜无眠 Normally Lynette would have spent a sleepless night
努力说服自己她不是控制狂 telling herself she didn't have control issues.
但她做不到 But she couldn't.
她忙着想法子 She was too busy figuring out
如何让汤姆俯首就范 how to bend Tom to her will.
有人吗 Hello?
欢迎来到极乐世界 Welcome to the promised land.
来吧 Go on
对了 There.
不错哦 Good job!
贝蒂 贝蒂 Betty? Betty?
贝蒂 我能问你件事吗 Oh, Betty, can I ask you a question?
当然可以 你是苏珊对吗 Of course. It's Susan, right?
对 你好 我很好奇 Yes, hi. I was just wondering,
你们家房子是在改造 还是怎么着 are you having some remodeling done on your house or something?
没有 怎么了 No. Why?
那个 我在家工作 Well, uh, I work at home,
所以 我大部分时间都在家里工作 so I'm home a lot working
最近老是听到一些噪音 And I just keep hearing these noises lately
这让我很难集中精力 Uh, it's hard to concentrate
我没注意到有什么声音 Well, I haven't noticed anything.
是吗 听起来像从你家传出来的 Really? It sounds like it's coming from your house
就是那种哐啷 哐啷 You know, it's like a clanging. Clanging
听 听 就是这样 你听到没 There! There, that was it. Did you hear it?
听到了 马修手很巧 Oh, yes. Matthew's very handy.
他有空就会把房子改造改造 He's always doing projects around the house.
估计我听太多了 已经习惯了 I guess I just don't notice the noise anymore.
半夜两点也不闲着吗 Even at 2:00 in the morning?
因为这实在让人无法忍受 Because that's kind of hard to miss.
非常抱歉 I'm so sorry
马修常常失眠 苏珊 Matthew is something of an insomniac, Susan.
我会跟他说的 我们会停止这种噪音 But I will talk to him, and we'll put as top to it
下午好 梅尔太太 Afternoon, Mrs. Mayer
你好 马修 Hi, Matthew
那好跟你聊得很开心 苏珊 Well, it was nice chatting with you, Susan.
这是我第三次打来电话了 弗兰纳里先生 This is my third phone call, Mr Flannery.
如果待会儿还是没人回我电话 And if someone doesn't call me back soon,
我就要翻脸了 I'm going to be irritated.
一切还好吗 Is everything all right?
达恩保险公司死拖着 That Darn Insurance Company is dragging its heels
不肯把雷克斯的保险金付给我 on paying Rex's policy,
真是岂有此理 and I don't understand why.
他的死太突然了 Well, he died unexpectedly.
麻烦也接踵而来 And that brings up a lot of questions.
也许卧病在床会来得简单一点 It's probably easier when people are just diseased.
也许吧 Probably.
－你们好 －你好勒奈特 - Hi, hi. - Oh, hi, Lynette
抱歉 我打扰你们了吗 I'm sorry. Am I interrupting?
没 没有 哪儿的话 No, no, not at all
我看到你进来了 I saw you walk in,
葬礼后我一直想给你打电话来着 and I've been meaning to call since the service,
但工作太忙了 你还好吗 but work's been so crazy so... how are you doing?
我很好 Um, I'm all right
你看上去蛮好的 Well, you look amazing.
是吗 Do I?
当然 Absolutely.
我无法想象 你是怎么熬过来的 Well, I can't imagine what you're going through.
菲利斯 Phyllis?
你现在立刻停止 You're going to have to stop that
我实在忍不住 I can't help it
一听到别人谈起雷克斯 我 我就 When people talk about Rex, I... I...
控制不住自己的情绪 I just get emotional.
我为你失去亲人同样感到难过 菲利斯 Well, I'm very sorry for your loss, too, Phyllis.
他是我的头生子 He was my firstborn.
没了他 我都不知道该怎么办 I don't know what I will do without him.
我很难过 Oh, I'm so sorry
她没事吧 Is she gonna be okay?
没事的 当然 等一下 Um, yeah. Sure. Hold on a second.
好了 感觉好些没 Here we go. Feel better?
勒奈特 你刚才说啥 Lynette, you were saying?
我忘了 I forgot.
没关系 你能过来打招呼 真是太贴心了 That's all right. It was really sweet of you to stop by
好的 Okay.
那我们可以点菜了吗 So, uh, are we ready to order,
或者你还需要些时间冷静 or do you need a little more time?
我干保险有15年了 I've been in the insurance industry for 15 years.
从没接到过这样的电话 I've never received a phone call like this
我想雷克斯的死不是那么简单 I'm having second thoughts about Rex's death
我跟雷克斯和布里认识快20年了 I've known Rex and Bree for nearly 20 years
我从来都不会怀疑 And I've never had any reason to suspect
他们是一对幸福恩爱的夫妻 they were anything but a happy, loving couple,
所以这东西看起来很奇怪 which is why this seems so strange.
雷克斯死后 我在他病房里发现了这个 I found it in Rex's room after he coded
“我原谅你” "I forgive you"?
（布里 我理解 我原谅你）
乔治 你到这儿来干吗 George, what are you doing here?
我来绑架你 I'm here to kidnap you
什么 What?
拿上包 我带你去打保龄球 Get your purse. I'm gonna take you bowling
我 我不会打 I... I don't know how to bowl
要不去看电影或者去吃冻酸奶 Or to the movies or for a frozen yogurt
你想去哪儿都行 Whatever you want
谢谢你 但是我不能去 Um, thank you, but I just couldn't.
布里 我敢肯定你这周哪儿都没去过 Bree, I'm sure you haven't gone anywhere in weeks.
你得出去活动活动 You gotta get out and do things
有好处的 相信我 It'll help Trust me.
我信 只是… I do I'm just...
我还没准备好 I'm just not ready yet
你能想到我 让我很感动 But it was very sweet of you to think of me
我尽力了 Well, you know, I tried.
我很感激 And I appreciate that.
没关系的 It's all right
哭出来吧 Let it out.
你想我死在里头对不对 You want me to die in here, don't you?
卡洛斯 怎么回事 Carlos, what happened?
什么叫“怎么回事” What do you mean, "what happened?"
你劝丽塔不要收你的钱 You talked Rita out of taking the money.
里奇是这样说的吗 Is that what Richie said?
没错 他们痛扁我的时侯 Yeah, the subject came up in between
一字一句告诉我的 kidney punches
这不是我的错 她不肯收那些钱 Well, it's not my fault. She didn't want the money
她怎么会不肯收七千块 Why wouldn't she want $7,000?
－因为这钱是给她做丰胸的 －那又怎样 - Because it's for a boob job - So?
她的胸很美 说实话 So her boobs are fine And, honestly,
他的行为残酷地伤害了她的自尊 what he's doing to her self-esteem is just cruel
真为她难过 I feel sorry for her.
得了吧 你不会比我更关心她的自尊的 Please, you don't care about her self-esteem any more than I do.
你就是舍不得那些钱 You just didn't want to give up all that money.
我觉得如果人家不想要七千块 Well, I do think it's silly
你却非要塞给她 to give someone $7,000
这是很愚蠢的 if they don't want it
你听着 我要你回去找她 Listen to me, you're gonna go back there,
亲手把钱交到丽塔手中 you're gonna put that money in Rita's hands,
你还得让她相信 and you're gonna convince her
没有超级大波的女人 还不如死了算了 that life is not worth living unless she has jugs the size of Texas
你听明白了吗 Do I make myself clear?
我突然觉得我和丽塔有很多共同之处 I just realized Rita and I have a lot in common.
不要告诉我你自卑 Please don't tell me you have low self-esteem,
因为我现在一笑 because if I laugh now,
唯一一根完好的肋骨也得断掉 I'm gonna crack the one good rib that I have left.
我们都受丈夫的支配 We are both controlled by our husbands,
而他们都在牢里这让我们显得更蠢 which is idiotic because they're both behind bars
我们得独立 We should have all the power
我不是想控制你 I am not trying to control you.
我只是不想被送到停尸房 I just don't wanna end up in the morgue.
不是那回事 This isn't about that.
加布丽尔 镇痛剂药力要过去了 Gabrielle, the morphine's wearing off.
我没时间跟你在这斗嘴 I really don't have time for these games
我也没有 卡洛斯 你要是想让我 Me either, Carlos And if you expect me
回去用甜言蜜语劝她去做手术 to go back and sweet talk her into getting the operation,
总不能让我空着手去吧 I can't show up empty-handed
好吧 把支票簿给我 Fine, bring me the checkbook
我给你开些钱 I'll make out a check for some cash.
我在想我要自己写支票 See I was thinking I'd be writing the checks
加布丽尔 Gabrielle
当心 卡洛斯 你没资格讨价还价 Careful, Carlos, you're not in a position to argue.
苏珊 Susan!
你好 伊迪 Hey, Edie
－你到底有多恨我 －什么 - How much do you hate me? - What?
卡尔说我们那点事你都知道了 Oh, Karl said that you know all about our dirty little secret
对 没错 我知道 Yes, yes, I do
我太过意不去了 Well, I feel awful.
我应该告诉你 我在和你前夫交往的 I should have told you that I was doing your ex
这样才算得上识大体 Well, it would've been the classy thing to do.
对很多人来说 礼节已经是昨日黄花了 Well, etiquette is a lost art for a lot of people
你得相信我 You've gotta believe me,
我绝对从没想过我们会走到一起 I never, ever thought anything would happen with us
可在我们第一次约会的时侯 But on our first date,
卡尔带我去了家墨西哥餐馆 Karl took me to a Mexican restaurant
你知道龙舌兰会把我变成什么样子 You know what I get like when I drink tequila
几杯下肚后 我的内衣就自动脱钩了 A couple of shooters and my bra unhooks itself
我明白事情超出了你的控制范围 Circumstances beyond your control I get it
那麻烦你让一下 So if you'll excuse me
我是在给你机会 I am offering you an opportunity here
我的意思是 尽管走吧 I mean, go ahead... vent!
我来说 Let me have it
告诉我 我是个多么讨厌的女人 Come on, tell me what a bitch I am
围着你不要的东西打转 是我自作自受 Yeah, for snacking on your leftovers. I deserve it.
来吧 说吧 Come on, bring it on
伊迪 说实在的我不在乎 Honestly, Edie, I don't mind.
你和卡尔想游戏人间 You can skate off into the sunset with Karl.
请自便 Be my guest.
你这么说太好了 Well, that's good to know
也许我不该和你说这个 可是 I probably shouldn't tell you this, but.
当我们昨晚在按摩浴缸里的时侯 While we were in my jacuzzi last night.
卡尔说这是他有史以来最棒的一次 Karl said it was the best sex he's ever had,
无拘无束 Bar none
事实上 我很高兴你告诉我这个 Actually, I'm glad that you shared that,
因为我也有趣闻要告诉你 because here's a tidbit for you.
卡尔说他还是爱着我 Karl said he's still in love with me.
伊迪 你这是干什么 Edie, what are you doing?
你这个爱撒谎的骗子 You are a lying liar
我们可是在马路中间啊 We're in the middle of the street.
－请你不要挡路 －卡尔从没有那么说过 - Would you get out of here? - Karl never said that
好吧 卡尔想我们破镜重圆 Okay, Karl asked me to get back together
就在朱莉生日的第二天 the day after Julie's birthday.
我拒绝了 因为我觉得原因是 I said no, which I'm guessing is the reason
现在那传奇的龙舌兰小意外 for the now legendary tequila bra-popping incident
－请让路 －不行 我们还没说完 - Please let go - Oh, no. We're not finished here
没什么好说的 我要走了 Well, yes, we are. I'm gonna go.
你没胆量 You don't have the guts
五秒之后 我就用力踩下油门 In five seconds, I'm gonna punch it.
是吗 那我就划花你的车 Yeah? I'll key your car!
你只会闻我的车的尾气 Not if you're sucking my exhaust, you won't
－收回你的话 －休想 - Take back what you said! - no, I won't!
承认吧 你要用尽手段毁掉我的幸福 Admit it, you'd do anything to destroy my happiness!
伊迪 看在上帝的份上 Edie, for god's sake.
我干吗在乎你和一个我瞧不起的人在一起 Why would I care if you end up with a man I despise?
因为你和麦克结束了 'Cause you and Mike are finished
没错 终于说出口了 Yeah, word's out.
因为你不能得到幸福 And now that you can't be happy,
你也不想别人幸福 起码是现在不想 you don't want anyone else to be, period.
伊迪 回来 Edie, come back here!
我们还没说清楚 We're not finished yet!
卡尔 这是个意外 It was an accident, Karl.
伊迪知道这是意外 对吧 Edie knows it was an accident, right?
她知道你差点谋杀她 She knows you could've killed her
实际上她的胫骨受伤了 As it is, she's got a shattered tibia.
上帝 我十分抱歉 Oh, my god I'm so sorry.
我送了玫瑰 她有收到我的玫瑰吗 I sent roses. Did she get the roses?
收到了 可又被刺伤了 Yep, she cut herself on the thorns.
天呐 Oh, my god.
你为什么要告诉伊迪我们之间的谈话 Why'd you tell Edie about our little conversation?
她得意洋洋的向我宣布你们上床了 Well, she was gloating about sleeping with you,
我只是想让她闭嘴 And I just wanted to shut her up
这么说 你在吃醋 Oh So you were jealous?
没有 No!
当然没有 只是我们曾经是夫妻 No! It's just we were married,
而且她把你们之间的风流韵事 and... and she's trying to make this tawdry little affair
和我们的婚姻相提并论 you guys have going on par with that
这太使我失去理智 It's just... I got mad.
苏珊 记得那天早上你看到我替伊迪取报纸了吗 Susan, you remember the morning you saw me with Edie's paper?
前一天晚上 Well, the night before,
我曾问她是否愿意同居 I had asked her if she'd like to live together
她回答愿意 And she said yes
苏珊 Susan?
给我点时间 我真想从你面前消失 Just give me a moment I'm asking God to kill me
她很有趣性格 也很随大流 Oh, look, she she's fun. She goes with the flow.
在我人生的这个阶段 我需要那些 You know, at this time in my life, I need that.
你爱上她了吗 Are you... in love with her?
你这么在乎我是否爱她 Would you care if I were?
我希望你幸福 I want you to be happy
－我甚至希望伊迪也幸福 －但是呢 - I even sorta want Edie to be happy. - But what?
我想先得到幸福 I wanna be happy first
我和麦克原本打算住到一起 Mike and I were supposed to move in together, you know?
这次本该轮到我了 This was supposed to be my time.
我听说了你和水管工之间有点问题 I heard you and the plumber were having problems.
结束了吗 Is it over?
我不知道 I don't know.
太复杂了 It's really complicated.
你没有回答我的问题 So you never answered my question.
你爱上她了吗 Are you in love with her?
我不知道 I don't know.
但是我可以保证 But I can promise you this much...
我从未像爱你一样爱过其他人 . I have never loved another woman the way I loved you.
你却走出了我的生活 You walked out on me.
但是我才走了多远 Yeah, but look how far I got
只是街区的另一头而已 I'm just up the street.
妈妈 谢天谢地你回来了 Mommy, mommy, thank God, you're home
亲爱的 怎么了 出什么事了 Hey, sweet pea. Why? What's wrong?
爸爸发现了一只老鼠 Daddy found a rat
终于发现了 Oh, did he now?
亲爱的 Honey?
我回来了 I'm home
亲爱的 Hey, babe.
今天过得怎么样 Hi, how was your day?
不错 更重要的是 你们过得如何 It was good, but, more importantly, how was yours?
帕克告诉你老鼠的事了 Parker told you about the rat, huh?
没错 Yep.
上帝 它太恶心了 Oh, my god, it was so disgusting
我从楼梯上下来 I came down the steps,
而它就在那趴在台子上 and there it was, sitting on the counter
吃着剩下的奶酪三明治 eating a leftover grilled cheese sandwich.
昨天的三明治吗 The sandwiches from yesterday?
是的 房子已经太乱了 Okay, yes, the house has been too messy.
很明显我的持家之道有点小纰漏 Obviously, my system has some kinks in it
不过看看我已经采取行动 But check it out. I got my act together
那么 So, um,
你把它赶到外面去了吗 I take it you took the rat outside?
当然没有我用铁锹把它拍扁了 Oh, no, I smashed it with a shovel
你把它杀掉了 You killed it?
第一下并没有成功 Not with the first blow.
太恶心了 Whew Disgusting
小家伙 Little guy.
我想说 I just wanted to say
对于铁锹事件 I'm really sorry about what happened...
我感到十分抱歉 with the shovel.
我们都没有料到会发生这种事情 Neither one of us saw that coming
我知道这点安慰不算什么 I know it's not much consolation,
但你的确对我的婚姻有所帮助 but you really helped my marriage.
短短一生能做到这一点 你真是很了不起 That's a lot for a little rat to accomplish in one lifetime.
既然天色已晚那么 Well, it's getting late, so...
这些都归你了 that's off to you.
你说虐待问题 So you'd say the abuse
已经发生了好几年 started a few years into your marriage?
也许是它的苗头太不明显了 Maybe it started so slowly,
我都没有意识到发生了什么 I didn't realize what was happening
他会因为一些小事儿打我耳光 Well, he'd slap me over some little problem.
但他总会道歉 But he'd always apologize
之后越演越烈 Then it got worse.
直到八年前的一天 And one day, eight years ago,
我的儿子在新买的地毯上撒了点苏打水 my son spilled soda on our new carpet
我还没来得及保护他 Before I could move to protect him,
维吉尔就把他打倒在地 Virgil had knocked him on the ground
并开始不停的踢他 and began kicking him.
我想要保护我的孩子 I wanted to protect my baby,
但已经太晚了 but I didn't get there in time.
你的儿子怎么了 What happened to your son?
他死了 He died.
上个礼拜我偶然翻到他小时候的照片 I came across one of his baby pictures last weekend
噩梦便再次袭来 That's when the nightmares started again
给我看病的上一个医生说 The last doctor I saw said that
我应该放下罪恶感 I needed to let go of my guilt,
然后就可以自然入睡了 and then I would start sleeping again
当然说要比做容易的多 Of course, that's easier said than done.
我还是睡不着 越来越疲倦 And I am getting so tired
我先给你开些安定吧 I'm gonna start you on nitrazepam.
这样应该会管用 That should do the trick.
谢谢 Thank you
我希望你的丈夫为他的所作所为付出了代价 I certainly hope your husband was punished for what he did.
他得到惩罚了 Oh, there was retribution
我十分确定 I made sure of that.
你要去哪里 Where were you off to?
我 我要去见雷克斯的律师 I'm, uh, I'm going to see Rex's lawyer
我们要讨论一下雷克斯遗嘱的一些细节 We're going to go over some details involving Rex's will
菲利斯 Phyllis...
很明显对扇你耳光的事我很羞愧 Obviously, I'm just mortified over slapping you.
自从雷克斯死后 I've... I've just been in a weird place
我便陷入了一种奇怪的境地 since Rex's death,
但这不是什么借口 but... that's no excuse
我非常的抱歉 I'm very, very sorry
不用道歉 No need to apologize.
一家人没什么好计较的 You're family All's forgiven
真的吗 Really?
我们都经历了痛苦的时期 It's been a difficult time for all of us.
我完全理解 I totally understand.
好了 走吧 Now, go
你可不想在有关雷克斯遗嘱的会面迟到吧 You don't want to be late for your meeting about Rex's will
理赔中心 我是乔伊·弗兰纳里 Claims This is Joe Flannery.
你好 我能和谁谈谈 Hello, um, could I speak to someone
关于雷克斯·范德坎普死亡抚恤金的相关事宜吗 about the death benefits for Rex Van de Kamp, please?
我是他的母亲 This is his mother.
我们已经和他的妻子讨论过几次了 Yes, uh, we've already spoken to his wife several times.
我们会尽快出结果的 We are moving as quickly as we can
你知道我的儿媳妇有男朋友吗 Are you aware that my daughter-in-law has a boyfriend?
请您详细说 I'm listening.
控制一切 Control...
是人人都想掌握的特殊技巧 It's extraordinary the tactics people employ to obtain it.
一些人依靠诡计 Some rely on deception,
另一些人则花招不断 while others engage in outright trickery.
再不然就是实施勒索 Then there are those who resort to extortion.
为什么我们要不择手段地争夺控制权 Why do we fight so hard for control?
因为我们知道一旦失去 Because we know to lose it
我们的命运将会落于他人手中 is to put our fate in the hands of others.
还有什么比这样更危险的吗 And what could be more dangerous?