剧情回顾 Previously on...
乔治为对你爸爸做的事付出了代价 George paid for what he did to your father.
布里说出了真相 Bree confessed...
你给扎克钱送他去犹他洲？ Did you give Zach money to go to Utah?
苏姗欺骗了麦克 他是哪种朋友？ Susan betrayed Mike... What kind of friend is he?
最好的那种 安德鲁跃过了底线 The real good kind. Andrew pushed the boundaries...
扎克回来了 我能做什么吗？ Zach's come home. Is there anything I can do?
保罗说明了立场 别再干涉我们的事 Paul put his foot down... You can leave us alone.
那么你要去多久？ So when do I tell people you'll be back?
两到三天吧 Couple, maybe three days.
一个陌生人盯上了卡博 And a stranger finally caught up with Caleb.
亲吻是简单的事 Kisses are such simple things,
我们很少注意到它 we hardly notice them.
但如果花些心思 But if we paid more attention,
会发现每个亲吻都有自己特殊的涵义 we'd see that each kiss conveys a meaning all its own.
比如 可以是说"见到你真高兴" For example, some can say, "I'm so happy to see you."
或者"原来你也在这里" Or, "I didn't realize you'dbe here."
一会见 Bye.
或者"亲爱的 不能再喝了" Or, "honey, it's time to stop drinking."
诀窍是如何分辨不同 The trick is in knowing how to tell the difference.
所以最后我说 如果我是啦啦队长 So I finally said, if I'm head cheerleader,
那么大家都不会穿底裤 then nobody wears panties.
好 Yeah!
作为高中铜管乐队的成员 I just want you to know as a former member
我会很喜欢你们那么做 of my high school marching band, I would've appreciated that.
等一下 你曾经是个乐队傻子? 真不敢相信 Wait a second, you were a band geek? Oh, I don't believe it.
你演奏什么? 吹大号 我有照片 What did you play? He played the tuba. I have pictures.
大号？ The tuba, huh?
是啊 继续继续 再挖苦我吧 Yeah, go ahead, come on, come on, get your licks in, go ahead.
不 我没那个意思 事实上 No, no, not at all. As a matter of fact,
暗恋我的人几乎都是乐队傻子 all of my secret crushes were on the band geeks.
算了吧 我知道啦啦队长的作风 Come on, I know you cheerleader types.
你们甚至都不屑嘲笑我们 You wouldn't have said "boo" to guys like me.
你们对这样的男人会更感兴趣 No, you were more interested in the guys like... like this.
我假设你不玩乐器 Now, I take it you didn't play the tuba.
是 我不 No, I didn't.
所以 只有我是一个孤独没有安全感的乐手 All I know is, I was a lonely, insecure tuba player.
像加布丽尔这样的女生会让我的心跳出来 Girls like Gabrielle would just rip my heart out.
哦 Aw.
我直到18岁才有初吻 I didn't even had my first kiss until I was 18.
18岁? 我知道很悲惨 18? Pathetic, I know.
可怜的男孩 真希望当时我能给你一个吻 Poor baby. I would've kissed you.
不你不需要 我应该的 No, you wouldn't have. Yes, I would have.
真的没什么 没关系 加布丽尔 No, you wouldn't have. And it's okay, Gaby.
那些创伤早就愈合了 Those scars healed a long time ago.
看在上帝的份上 过来 Oh, for god sakes, come here.
代表世界上所有的啦啦队长 Now on behalf of all the cheerleaders in the world,
原谅我们吧 forgive us.
哦 好 哇 Oh, yeah! Whoo!
是啊 对不同的人来说 接吻有不同的涵义 Yes, kisses mean different things to different people.
基本上 其中的涵义 Ultimately, the meaning depends
取决于接吻的人 on the one who does the kissing...
哇 Wowie.
干杯 Cheers.
和谁看在眼里 And the who sees it happen.
派对结束后 是清洁的时间 After every party comes the time for cleaning.
擦干洒落 的香槟 We attend to the champagne that was spilled,
扫走打碎的磁器 the knickknacks that got broken,
清理剩下的食物 the food that went uneaten.
给我 我来处理 Oh, here, let me take that.
还有其它需要收拾的残局 And whatever other messes need cleaning up.
那么 加布丽尔 So, uh, Gaby...
你知道那件事 今晚你和汤姆的那件事 You know that thing you and Tom did tonight?
那个吻？ The... the kiss?
很疯狂不是? 看看汤姆的表情 Was that hysterical? The look on Tom's face!
是啊 Yeah.
我知道听起来有些奇怪 但 I know this sounds silly, but...
我有点在意那个吻 It kind of bugged me.
你不是说真的吧？ You're not serious.
是认真的 Yeah, I am.
我不想 不想大作文章 I don't... I don't want to make
只是 你能否 a big deal out of it, but, uh,
不要再那么做了？ could you maybe not do that again?
行 Okay.
谢谢 Thanks.
好 Okay.
嘿 艾波怀特家怎么了？ Hey, what happened to the applewhites?
我以为你会请他们 I thought you were gonna invite them.
我请了 贝蒂从来不参加聚会 I did. Betty never r.S.V.P.'D.
你们觉得艾波怀特怎么样？ What do you guys think about the applewhites?
我喜欢他们 和气 很 I like 'em, very nice. Very...
有意思 Interesting.
对 有意思 Right, interesting.
他们也让我觉得有趣 Hmm, they weird me out, too.
我们不是一个意思 Well, that's not what we're saying.
是不太一样 Not exactly, anyway.
你看 我们只是好玩 You know, we were just having fun,
让大家开开心 entertaining the crowd.
是啊 不过 Oh, sure, but...
也许下次你可以试试杂耍 But maybe next time you could try juggling instead.
怎么了? 没什么 What's going on? Nothing.
真的? 我觉得气氛有点紧张 Really? I sense a little tension.
一点都不 No, no tension.
怎么？ What?
你让那个吻看起来 You make it sound like...
我在勾搭你丈夫 I was making a pass at your husband.
那有点人身攻击的味道 And that's just a little bit insulting.
我只是说有点在意 I just said it bugged me.
有什么不对吗？ Why is that a problem?
是那个吻吗? 什么吻？ Is this about that kiss? What kiss?
当时你在客厅里 Oh, you were in the living room.
加布丽尔给汤姆了一个热吻 想开个玩笑 Gaby planted a big, wet kiss on Tom... as a joke.
很有戏剧效果 It was hilarious.
听见了？ You see?
但公平的说 你以前是个模特 Yeah, but to be fair to Lynette, you are an ex-model.
你得理解别的女人 And surely it must have dawned on you that some women
情愿你不要吻他们的丈夫 我就是那个意思 might prefer it if you didn't kiss their husbands. That's all I'm saying.
好了伙计们 我们都是朋友 Oh, you guys, we're all friends.
不值得为这事生气 This isn't something to get worked up over.
我没有生气 I'm not worked up.
我也没 Me neither.
嘿 各位 你们看见凯西.路易斯今晚的穿着吗？ Hey, everyone, did you see what Kathy Lewis was wearing tonight?
嘲笑她把她气走的那个人 And whoever told her that she could get away
应该拉出去毙了 with those vertical stripes should be shot.
再见 亲爱的 Oh. Bye, sweetie.
唔 Uh...
哦 Oh!
扎克回来了 Zach is back!
我知道 Yeah, yeah, I know.
你知道？ You do?
他已经回来几天了 Yeah, he's been back for a couple of days now.
那很好不是? 是啊 Well, that's great, isn't it? Yeah.
我以为你会高兴 I thought you'd be happy about it.
你希望他回来 I thought that's what you wanted.
我本打算 I was hoping
慢慢和扎克 建立某种联系 that I'd slowly establish a relationship with Zach
等他接纳我了 and then when we were comfortable,
再告诉他我是他生父 但保罗也回来了 I'd tell him I was his real dad. But now Paul's back.
他不希望你接近扎克 And he doesn't want you anywhere near him.
他威胁要向警察告发 He's threatened to tell the police
在沙漠里发生的那些事情 everything that happened in the desert...
我用枪指着他的头 That I held a gun to his head.
你可以否认 Well, it's your word against his.
但是他没有案底 我有 But he doesn't have a record, and I do.
你知道 尽管我 You know, despite what I did...
把扎克送走了 Sending Zach away,
我仍然希望你们能团聚 希望你能明白 I want you two to connect. I hope you know that.
我知道 I do.
往好处想 And on the bright side,
我再也不用担心他在哪里了 I don't have to wonder where he is anymore.
上面说你可以写读后感 It says that you can do a report on anything
从推荐阅读的书单里随便选 from the suggested reading list, which includes
包括"老人与海" "黑珍珠" "the old man and the sea," "the Pearl,"
"无事生非" "much ado about nothing."
听上去不错 你喜欢哪本？ Hmm. That sounds good. What do you like?
无所谓 I don't care.
那就从黑珍珠开始吧 Let's start with "the Pearl."
结尾很悲惨 但是本好书 就从他开始吧 It's got a sad ending, but it's good. We'll start with that.
你看 并没有那么糟糕 You know, it's not gonna be so bad.
我想你会喜欢在家学习 I think you're really gonna like being homeschooled.
好吧 知道你不想这样 Okay, I know this isn't what you want.
但我需要你在我身边 But I need to keep you close to me
就一段时间 just for a while.
邻居里有些人 There are people in this neighborhood
并不希望我们回来 who aren't thrilled that we're back.
我不信任他们 People I don't trust.
比如 麦克.德尔非诺？ People like... Mike Delfino?
为什么你这么说？ Why would you say that?
你失踪时 When you disappeared,
特曼夫人说麦克抓走了你并且要杀你 Mrs. Tillman said that Mike took you somewhere to kill you.
荒唐 为什么麦克要杀我？ That's ridiculous. Why would Mike wanna kill me?
因为你杀死了修博夫人？ Because you murdered Mrs. Huber?
你在胡说什么？ What did you say?
特曼夫人说你杀死了修博夫人 Well, Mrs. Tillman said that you murdered Mrs. Huber
因为是她勒索妈妈 because she was blackmailing mom.
你竟然相信她？ And you believed her?
不 当然不 No, not exactly.
为什么?我该相信？ I mean, why? Should I?
扎克 你比 任何人都了解我 Zach, you know me better than anyone.
你真的认为我会杀人？ Do you honestly believe that I am capable of murder?
不会 No.
那就是了 All right, then.
当然 Of course...
我也不认为妈妈会自杀 I didn't think mom was capable of suicide, either.
我又想了一下 On second thought,
为什么不从"无事生非"开始呢？ why don't we start with "much ado about nothing"?
可以增加点喜剧气氛 I think we could use a few laughs around here.
是啊 伙计 Yeah, man...
当然他是 Yeah, he sure is. I just...
有可能 是啊 Probably. Yeah.
嘿 Hey.
过来这里 马上 Get over here. Now.
某人生气了 Somebody's angry.
你做坏了蛋奶酥？ Did one of your souffl·s fall?
我看见你和你朋友干的事 I saw what you did with your friend.
看来你没有打翻盐瓶 恭喜 Oh, and you didn't turn into a pillar of salt. Good for you.
这一点都不好笑 安德鲁 This is not a joke, Andrew.
邻居如果看到了怎么办？ What if the neighbors had seen you?
希望他们别认为我太激情 Well, I'd hope they'd think that I'd landed a hottie.
在外面我可能 I may not be able to control
管不了你做什么 what you do outside of this home,
但只要你还呆在家里 but while you are under this roof,
你就得按我说的做 you will not mock my values.
如果你再和他那么做 If you so much as smile at that boy,
我就把你送回行为训练营 so help me, I will ship you off to camp hennessey
满18岁之前都别想出来 and I will not pick you up again until you are 18.
我说得够清楚吗？ Do I make myself clear?
你忘记东西了 Aren't you forgetting something?
我知道你心情不好时喜欢喝几杯 I know you like to knock a few back before bedtime.
来 拿着 没关系 Go on, take it. It's okay.
我们都清楚你我之间 We both know that of the two of us,
只有我不会指责对方 I'm the one that doesn't judge.
求求你 我不想关在这里 Please. I don't wanna stay down here.
我知道 I-I know.
很抱歉 I'm sorry, k.
对不起 I'm sorry.
马修 可能有白蚁了 Matthew, I think we might have termites.
你得检查一下楼梯 You need to take a look at those steps
以免有人摔死 before one of us breaks our neck.
怎么了?你哥哥还好吗？ What's the matter? Is your brother okay?
一点都不好 他不想被关在下面 No, he's not. He hates it down here.
他想和我们在一起 你太残酷了 He wants to be with us. You're being cruel.
如果你真的那么关心他 If you are so concerned about him,
就少在电脑上花时间 you should spend less time on your computer
多下来陪陪他 and more time down here keeping him company.
我们会让他出来 We're bringing him up,
但先得确定那样是安全的 but not until I am sure that it's safe.
"有一条妥协之路" there's been a load of compromising
"通往我的地平线" On the road to my horizon
就像一个莱茵石牛仔 Like a rhinestone cowboy
嘿 你 Hey, you!
怎么？ Yeah?
你有什么事？ What's the deal?
你在我们街上停了两小时了 You've been parked on our street for two hours.
我在做房地产价格评估 Oh, I'm doing a property appraisal.
你的一些邻居想搬家 Some neighbors of yours are thinking about moving.
艾波怀特？ The applewhites?
我不能告诉你 I'm not really allowed to say.
房子是我卖给他们的 这里是我的地盘 I sold them that house. You know, this is my turf!
你给谁工作？ Who do you work for?
盖尔斯房产？ Geist realty?
维塞得房产？ Ah, westside properties.
不管是谁 你滚蛋 Yeah, well, whoever it is, you go back
回去告诉你老板没有人 听清楚没有人 and you tell your bosses that nobody, and I mean, nobody,
能在这里买卖房屋 buys or sells properties in this neighborhood
不问过伊迪.布列特 听见了？ without going through Edie britt, you got that?
女士 我只是奉命做事 Look, lady, I just go where I'm told.
如果你敢抢我生意 You look, you cross me,
我会成为你的梦魇 and I will be your worst nightmare.
我很危险 你最好别惹我 I'm a dangerous woman. You don't wanna mess with me.
知道了 You got it.
梅尔小姐 Ms. Mayer?
扎克? 能和你谈谈吗？ Zach. May I talk to you?
我有话一定要说 I have some things that I need to say.
行 Okay.
我知道我干了不好的事情 I-I know that I did a lot of bad stuff...
而且没有办法收回 Stuff that I'm not gonna be able to take back.
梅尔小姐 我真的很抱歉 Ms. Mayer, I'm... I'm really sorry.
当我又回到这里生活 But when I was living on the streets, you know,
我花了很多时间坐下来思考 I had a lot of time to... To just sit and think to myself
理清思路 and clear my head and...
我成长了 不想你们再担心 I've grown up, you know? I don't want you to worry.
我不会再骚扰你 I'm not gonna be bothering you anymore.
你们 Either of you.
谢谢 我们很高兴 Well, thanks. We appreciate that.
请别让我爸爸知道我们聊过 Please don't tell my dad that I talked to you.
他只是 他有点 He's just... he's been really...
易怒 最近 Intense lately.
你怎么看？ Well, what do you think?
好像不一样了 He seems different.
我相信他 I believe him.
我不相信我会这么说 Yeah, I can't believe I'm about to say this,
我为他难过 but I feel sorry for him.
- 他看上去那么脆弱 It's like he's so fragile.
而且他和变态的保罗关在一座房子里 I know, and he's locked in that house with Mr. Creepy 24/7.
你知道他现在不让扎克去学校了吗？ Did you know that he's homeschooling Zach now?
他应该花时间 I think he should spend some time
让自己学学好 你说呢？ with a decent role model, don't you?
嗨 Hi!
嘿 今天你真早 Hey, you're out early.
我想去买些新鲜 Oh, I just wanted to pick up
牛角面包做早餐 some fresh croissants for breakfast.
真好 我想让你知道 Oh, cool. Listen, I just wanted you to know
我很感激你昨晚能帮我 I appreciated you backing me up last night,
关于接吻的事 you know, with the kiss thing.
说实话 我也觉得那样不好 To be honest, I don't think I would've liked it, either.
但我想应该就让它过去 Yeah, but I probably should've just gone with it.
加布就是加布 开开玩笑 Gaby was just being Gaby... Having fun.
我觉得你的反应很正常 考虑到她以前的事 No, I wouldn't be so hard on yourself, given her history.
什么事？ What do you mean?
你知道啊 外遇 加布丽尔有过外遇？ You know, the affair. Gaby had an affair?
你不知道? 不知道 You didn't know? No!
我以为大家都知道 I thought everybody knew.
那很糟糕 Oh, I feel awful.
艾德.格林博格在你后面 Oh, ida Greenberg's behind you.
艾德 等一会 Ida, just a second.
我很吃惊 是和谁？ I am stunned. Who was it with?
我不该说的 I shouldn't have said anything.
布里 告诉我吧 Bree, come on, just tell me.
她的园丁 Her gardener.
你在说笑！ Oh, you're kidding!
不 不是他 是海伦.罗兰的儿子约翰 No, no, not him. Helen rowland's son, John.
那个未成年人？ The teenager?
艾德 等着 要么绕道 Ida, wait, or go around!
加布丽尔知道你知道吗？ Does Gaby know that you know?
绝对不知道 Absolutely not.
我想最好的处理方式 I think the best thing to do
就是置之一笑假装什么都不知道 is just smile and pretend you don't know anything.
嗨 Huh.
嗨 Hi.
对不起 Oh, sorry!
没事吧？ Are you okay?
恩 Yeah.
没事 怎么了？ I'm all right. What's up?
我有个办法让你和扎克见面 We have an idea how to bring you and Zach together.
保龄球 保龄球？ Bowling. Bowling?
是啊 我给扎克发了邮件 Yeah, I e-mailed Zach,
他说会和我们在那里见面 你可以一起来 and he said he's gonna meet us there. You can come, too.
保罗知道吗？ Does Paul know about this?
不知道 我们没打算告诉他 No, and we're not planning on telling him.
我不觉得是个好主意 苏姗 I don't think that's a good idea, Susan.
事情弄那么僵有我的原因 Mike, I'm part of the reason things got so screwed up.
我只是想让事情好起来 I just want a chance to make things right.
和扎克在一起你们不担心？ And you're okay with this... Being around Zach?
我们和他谈过了 他变了 We talked to him. He's changed.
那么我们一起去打保龄球吧 Well, I guess we're going bowling.
起来 瞌睡虫 Wake up, sleepyhead.
我买了新鲜面包做早餐 I brought fresh croissants for breakfast!
嗨 范-德-坎普夫人 Uh, hi, Mrs. Van De Kamp.
我是贾斯汀 安德鲁学校里的 I'm Justin, Andrew's lab partner...
朋友 From school.
伙计 醒醒 Dude, wake up.
安德鲁 Andrew...
我要你下楼来 马上 I want you downstairs... Now.
首先我要你上楼去告诉你朋友 Okay, first of all, I want you to march back upstairs
他再也不准出现在这座房子里 and tell your friend he is no longer welcome in this house.
我们还没吃早餐呢 我很生气 安德鲁！ But we haven't even had breakfast yet! I am serious, Andrew.
你让他马上滚出去 You tell him to get out of here this second
否则我会报警 把他轰出去 or I will call the police, and I will have him removed!
好啊 报警吧 Well, go ahead, call 'em.
你认为我不敢？ Oh, you think I won't?
我很好奇他们知道 I just wonder how they'll react
你是杀死乔治.威廉姆斯的凶手时会有什么反应 when they find out that you killed George Williams.
我没有杀他 I didn't kill George.
是 没有 但你眼睁睁看着他死 Well, no, but you sat there and let him die,
虽然我不是律师但我确定 which, I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure
这无论如何都是犯罪 there's a crime in there somewhere.
安德鲁 Andrew...
别搞错我的意思 我很高兴你那么做 Don't get me wrong. I mean, I'm glad you did it.
但如果警察来这里我的反应会是 But when the cops get here, my official position will be,
天啊 我的母亲是杀人犯 uh, "oh, my god, I'm being raised by a homicidal maniac."
我甚至能挤出几滴眼泪 I think I might even throw in a few tears.
你真的会让警察抓走 You would actually let the police
自己的亲生母亲？ arrest your own mother?
在某些情况下我们都能割断亲情 Hey, we all gotta cut the apron strings at some point.
来 潘妮 我们把东西拿进去 Come on, penny. Let's get those groceries in there.
我们开始 先拿这个 Come on. Here we go. Get this one...
然后这个 哦 哦 And this one, and daddy... uh-oh! Whoa!
哦！ Oh!
看来你需要帮手 Oh, it looks like you could use a hand.
谢谢你 接着 加布 Bless you. Here, Gaby.
还有潘妮 And penny!
来这里 小宝贝 Oh, come here, you sweet little thing.
太感谢你了 加布 进来 Well, thank you so much, Gaby. Come on in.
上帝啊 Oh, god, um, Tom?
怎么？ Yeah?
我想她病了 Uh, I think she got sick.
真对不起 Oh, I'm so sorry.
一般她只吐在家人身上 Usually, she only throws up on immediate family.
我很荣幸 I'm honored.
你能把她放在婴儿床里吗？ Oh, um, do you mind just putting her in the playpen there?
哈喽 Hello.
猜怎么着?艾德喜欢那个提案 我提前下班了 Guess what? Ed loved the pitch. I got off early!
开玩笑!真棒 You're kidding! That's great!
我在超级市场 Hey, I'm right by the supermarket.
要我买什么回来吗？ You want me to pick up anything?
我刚从那里回来 Um, actually, I just came from there.
我居然忘记了面包 Except, you know what? I forgot bread.
你可以吗? 当然 Would you mind? Not at all.
汤姆我得擦一下 有毛巾吗？ Tom, I need to wipe up. Do you have a towel?
当然 等等 Sure, hold on.
嘿 Hey!
嘿 亲爱的 买面包了吗？ Hey, honey. Hey, did you get the bread?
恩 卖完了 Oh, yeah, they were out.
面包？ Of bread?
是啊 嘿 加布 见到你真意外 Yeah. Hey, Gaby. A surprise seeing you here.
我看到汤姆忙不过来 Well, I saw that Tom was overwhelmed,
所以帮了一下忙 so I thought I'd give him a hand.
是吗?你真好 Really? Wow, that was nice of you.
哪里不对吗？ Is there a problem?
没有 No.
真的? 我觉得你很在意 Really? Because I sense that you're annoyed
我在你不在的时候出现在你家 我说对了？ you found me here when you weren't home. Am I wrong?
勒奈特？ Lynette?
好吧 是的 Okay. Yeah.
那么你到底来这里做什么？ So exactly what are you doing here helping out?
操 勒奈特 如果都是因为那晚的那个吻 Damn it, Lynette, if this has to do with that stupid kiss
我无话可说了 the other night, I'm gonna lose it!
究竟怎么了？ Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?
勒奈特认为在派对上我勾引你 Lynette thinks I was hitting on you at Bree's party.
荒唐 Laughing that's ridiculous.
我没那么说过 我只说过 I never saidthat. What I said was
那个吻让我觉得 很不自在 that it made me uncomfortable when you kissed him.
我当然很在意 It's obviously an issue for me.
然后今天你和我丈夫单独在一起 And yet, here you are, alone in my kitchen with my husband.
实话实说 你是喜欢上他了吗? 勒奈特 So you tell me, are you hitting on him? Lynette.
简直不敢相信 我什么都没有做 I can't believe you. I have done nothing
居然被你这样猜忌 to deserve this kind of mistrust.
那并不是实情 Well, that's not entirely true.
什么意思？ What does that mean?
算了吧 加布 这是个小镇 流言传得很快 Come on, Gaby. It's a small town. People talk.
到底怎么了？ Okay, what's going on here?
我来告诉你 I'll tell you.
你妻子不希望我出现在你附近 Your wife doesn't trust me around you
因为我曾经和我的园丁有染 because I had an affair with my teenage gardener.
哦 Oh.
我知道苏姗.梅尔会保守秘密 So I know Susan Mayer would never tell.
那一定是海伦.罗兰德 It must've been Helen rowland.
她大概和沙龙里的每个女生都说过了 She probably blabbed to all the girls at the salon.
而且艾德.格林博格去那个沙龙 And ida Greenberg goes to that salon.
所以如果艾德知道了 全镇都知道了 So if ida knows, the whole town knows.
我们不得不搬家 就是这么一回事 And we're just gonna have to move. That's all there is to it.
卡洛斯 你能停两分钟 Carlos, can you stop putting for two seconds
给我点支持吗？ and show me some support?
你希望我做什么?你自作自受 What do you expect me to do? You brought this on yourself.
那只是一个普通的吻！ It was a harmless little kiss!
那为什么其它人都在意？ Why is everybody making a big deal about this?
因为你曾和年轻园丁有染 Because you had an affair with an underage gardener.
人们不觉得你的吻很普通 People don't think you're harmless.
他们认为你是个威胁 They see you as a predator.
你很开心是吧 You're enjoying this, aren't you?
惩罚我把出轨的帽子戴在我头上 Punishing me, dangling the affair over my head?
我咽不下这口气 Well, I won't tolerate it.
是吗？ Really?
那么你打算怎么做？ So just what are you gonna do about it?
我希望能公平 I'm gonna let you even the score.
卡洛斯 去搞段外遇 什么？ Carlos, go have an affair. What?
我犯过小错误 I had my little indiscretion.
你也去犯一次 然后就扯平了 So you go have yours. Get it out of your system.
我知道你想 我不想 I know you want to. I do not.
你当然想 释放自己 Sure you do. Knock yourself out.
找大学里的女朋友 招妓 Call up an old college flame. Rent a call girl.
去非洲 Fly to Africa
搞定那个小修女 你想了很久了 and nail that little nun you've been drooling over.
我不在乎 I don't care!
疯子 You're crazy.
不 是实际 No, I'm pragmatic.
一旦你完成这件事 Because once you finish your fling,
我们又平等了 we'll be equals again.
你无权再指责我 And then you won't be able to judge me.
我们就能回到 And we can go back to being
那无聊平庸的婚姻生活中 a boring, average married couple.
哦 帮我个忙 别带什么病回来就行 Oh, just do me a favor. Don't bring back any diseases.
对这整件事 Are you sure you're not overreacting
你就不觉得反应过度了吗？ to this whole Gabrielle thing?
或许 Maybe.
是的 Yes.
但加布没觉得自己有一点错 But Gaby doesn't think she did anything wrong.
那也是不对的 That's not right, either.
是吧 I guess.
你很有魅力 You're an attractive man.
女人本能地保护属于自己的东西 There is a primal need for a woman to protect what is hers.
我最初的反应是正常的 My initial impulse was justified.
你真的觉得她在勾引我？ So you really think she's into me?
我不知道 I don't know.
你说得对 我很有魅力 Because you're right. Iaman attractive man.
知道吗?我从来没有告诉过你 You know what? I've never told you this,
有时早上我去拿报纸时 but sometimes when I bend down to pick up the morning paper,
我发现布里.范-德-坎普在看我 I catch Bree Van De Kamp checking me out.
你开玩笑 You're kidding.
不 是真的 No, scout's honor. I've always exuded
我对异性总是很有吸引力 随着年龄增长 a certain sexual magnetism, and as I get older,
这种力量更强烈了 I think it's only becoming more intense.
你醉了吗？ Are you drunk?
我是个男人 Oh, I'm a hot guy living in a neighborhood
住在布满孤独女人的社区里 filled with nothing but lonely ladies.
哦 Oh.
他们情不自禁 我就像是猫薄荷 They can't help themselves. I'm like... catnip.
过来 Come here.
干嘛亲我？ What was that for?
谢谢你 谢谢你提醒我 Thank you. Thank you for reminding me
在世界上那么多女人里 that I am the only woman in the whole world
我能爱上你这个傻瓜真幸运 who could love anidiotlike you.
我会去和加布谈谈 我一直在说 I'll talk to Gaby. I'm telling you,
那些女人要我 是啊 these women want me. Oh, yeah.
他们能看见衣服下那连绵的肌肉 They see the rippling muscles underneath this t-shirt...
晚安汤姆 无法抗拒 Good night, Tom. They cannot resist me.
闭嘴 睡觉 Shut up and go to sleep.
啊 Aah!
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch.
不是开玩笑吧 You gotta be kidding me.
哇 Whoa, whoa.
我是来帮助你的 I'm here to help you, Caleb.
别怕 All right?
妈妈会生气的 Mama's gon' be mad.
不用担心 Don't you worry about that.
妈妈们都喜欢我 Moms love me.
我们走 All right, let's go.
不 No!
好吧 对不起 我不该那么和你说话 Okay, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have talked to you like that.
再试一次 Let's start over.
啊 Aah!
我们走 Let's go.
我紧告你刺头 I'm warning you, pinhead,
别让我下来逼你走 don't you make me come down there after you.
上来 Come on.
上来！ Come on!
好吧 你自找的 All right, you asked for it.
看我怎么对付你 I'm gonna beat the stupid right out of you.
啊 Aah!
喔 Oh!
主意不错 This hit the spot.
卡博？ Caleb?
不是我干的 I didn't do it.
天啊 Oh, dear.
嘿 你好 Well, hey there.
嗨 卡尔 Hi, Karl. Oh!
有个小问题 Oh, um, quick question...
当客户和律师讨论敏感的信息 When someone discusses a sensitive situation
比如说和你 with a lawyer such as yourself,
委托关系是从什么时候开始生效的? (律师不能把客户的违法信息泻露出去) when does attorney/client confidentiality kick in?
从律师被雇佣那一刻起 怎么？ From the moment the lawyer's been hired. Why?
这是100元的支票 Here's a check for $100.
作为雇临时保镖够了吧？ That's enough for a retainer, right?
我想是的 怎么了布里？ Well, I guess. What's going on, Bree?
我儿子试图要挟我 My son is trying to blackmail me.
我希望你能治治那小畜牲 And I want you to stop the little s.O.B.
你能做到吗？ Do you think you could do that?
他有依利诺州的驾照 He has an Illinois license.
他的名字是马洛 It says here his name is munroe.
听说过这个名字吗？ Does that name mean anything to you?
不 至少他不是警察 No, but at least he wasn't a policeman.
可怜人 Poor man.
希望他死时不太痛苦 I hope he didn't suffer too much.
妈妈 我们说的是同一具尸体吗？ Mom, are we looking at the same body?
哪来的？ What is it?
天一黑 As soon as it gets dark,
我们就把尸体弄走 we get rid of that body.
嘿 Hey.
恩 Um...
希望你不介意 卡洛斯让我进来的 I hope it's okay. Carlos let me in.
实际上我手头的事情才做了一半 Actually, I'm right in the middle of something,
不知几时能做完 and I don't know when I'll be done.
我是来道歉的 I'm just here to say I am sorry,
我是个大傻瓜 and I have been a complete idiot.
事情做完了 All done.
真可爱 因为漂亮 So cute. 'Cause it's beautiful!
没事了吧？ Is the coast clear?
对 我们和好了 Yes, it is. We worked it out.
别说笑 你们怎么做到的？ No kidding. How'd you manage that one?
很简单 勒奈特承认她错了 Simple. Lynette admitted she was wrong, and I agreed.
99%错了 Well, 99% wrong.
不管怎样 很接近了 Oh, whatever, close enough.
汤姆应该做好饭了 Anyway, Tom's probably got dinner ready by now.
我得回去 So I should get goin'.
好 Okay.
晚安 再见 Good night. Bye! Mwah!
你知道那正确的1%是什么吗？ You know what the 1% is, right?
不 其实不知道 No, not really.
有关系吗？ Does it matter?
有一点 It kinda does.
为了我们的友谊我得澄清一下 I wanna get it clear for our friendship.
好啊 Okay.
那1%是什么？ What's the 1%?
那个 那个 Well, well...
我是反应过激了 Yes, I overreacted.
我想你注意到 I think you can see
即使我有点过头了 how even though I was somewhat off base,
你还是有一点错 对吗？ you were a little wrong, right?
不 我是亲了汤姆 那只是一个无害的玩笑 No. I kissed Tom, and it was a harmless joke.
我想如果我亲的是别人的丈夫 I think if I had kissed anybody else's husband,
他们会置之一笑 they would've laughed
并很快忘记 and then forgot about it ten seconds later.
好 我们来测试一下这个理论 Okay, let's test that theory.
我不在乎 See? I don't care.
只是在浪费时间 That's... Just a waste of time...
和口水 And spit.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
好吧 好吧 好吧 Okay, okay, okay.
好吧!好吧！ Okay! Okay!
我懂你意思了 I get your point.
很好 我的目的达到了 All righty, then, my work here is done.
卡洛斯 加布 Carlos, Gaby.
加油！ Go!
不坏 Not bad.
嘿 他来了 Hey, there he is.
扎克 很高兴你能来 Zach, I'm glad you could make it.
嘿 扎克 Hey, Zach.
德尔非诺先生 不知道你会来 Mr. Delfino, I didn't know you were gonna be here.
我碰巧也在打球 然后就加入了他们 Yeah, I was just bowling a few frames and ran into these guys.
一起玩可以吗？ I thought I might join you. Is, uh, that okay?
我想 可以 Yeah, I guess.
哦 Oh!
写下来 9分 Okay, write that down... nine!
聪明的家伙 Wise guy.
来吧 把球扔过去 很容易 All right, just roll it in there nice and easy.
抱歉 Sorry.
没关系 比分还很接近 It's okay. We're still close.
反正朱莉会失误的 Anyway, Julie's totally gonna choke.
乱说 别想我给你买热狗了 Just for that, I am not bringing you back a hot dog.
扎克 要吗？ Zach, do you want one?
好 好 Okay. Okay.
你没事吧？ You okay?
没事 只是 Yeah, I'm fine, it's just...
我只是不明白你们为什么这样 I don't understand what you're doing.
你指什么？ What do you mean?
我不明白你们为什么对我那么好？ Well, I don't understand why you're being so nice to me.
我曾经用枪指着你们 你们应该恨我 I mean, I pointed a gun at you guys. You should hate me.
我们不恨你 We don't hate you, Zach.
去年你过得很难 You had an incredibly hard year.
虽然有些事你做错了 And you shouldn't have done what you did,
但我们还是想帮你振作起来 but we just wanna help you move on.
听着 Look, um...
我年轻的时候 When I was young,
做过很糟糕的事情 I got mixed up in some really bad stuff.
甚至坐过牢 真的？ I even did some time in prison. Really?
是啊 但我出来后 大家都原谅了我 Yeah, but when I got out, people were willing to forgive me.
每个人都该有第二次机会 谢谢 Everybody deserves a second chance. Thanks.
我去帮朱莉拿食物 You know, I'm gonna go, uh, help Julie with the food.
你们继续聊天打球 So you guys just keep talking and bowling.
边聊边打 Talk and bowl.
边打边聊 Bowl and talk.
来 我给你示范一下 Here, let me show you something.
看见正中的箭头标记了吗？ See the arrows right in the middle?
朝中间滚过去 Just roll it straight over the one in the center. Okay.
不需要旋转 You don't have to spin it or anything.
就往中间投 Just right down the middle.
看 Look at that!
干得漂亮 Good job.
快点！ Hurry up!
我已经很快了 好吗？ I am hurrying up, okay?
等下 不!不!不！ Wait, no! No! No!
干嘛? 钥匙掉在里面了 What? I dropped the keys.
我没有钥匙!钥匙在里面！ I don't have 'em. They're in here!
有时候你只能发笑 Sometimes you just have to laugh.
安德鲁？ Andrew?
你的游戏能停一会吗？ Would you mind turning off your video game?
我的律师想和你谈谈 My lawyer would like to have a little chat with you.
所以即使 So even though
你母亲目击了乔治的自杀 your mother did witness George Williams' suicide,
但她没有介入 there's no affirmative duty to intervene.
所以是无罪的 Therefore, no crime was committed.
即使被警察发现 Even if the police find out,
你母亲也不会被起诉 your mom will never see the inside of a courtroom.
也许我说错了 Well, maybe I got the story wrong.
如果她是去帮他自杀的呢？ What if she went over there to help him commit suicide?
如果你想对警察说谎 那么去吧 If you wanna lie to the police, go right ahead.
但你得清楚我会起诉你 But please know that I will sue you.
什么罪名？ For what?
诬告 Abuse of process.
比如有人企图利用司法系统 It's when a person tries to exploit the legal system
达到自己的目的 比如勒索 for an improper purpose... Like blackmail.
你们不能起诉我 我还没成年 You guys can't sue me. I'm just a kid.
别担心 Oh, don't worry.
我可以等到你18岁再说 I won't start garnishing your wages until you turn 18.
你妈妈是个告密者不是？ Your mom... Is she a peach or what?
如果警察不能管你 你的朋友们会的 If the cops don't give a damn, I'm sure your friends will.
败坏你的名声听你来不错吧？ How does a little public humiliation sound?
布里 我想再要一杯 Bree, can I get a refill on this?
你想干什么？ What are you doing?!
你爸爸是我的朋友 Your father was a friend of mine.
如果他看到你变成无耻的小人 And if he were around to see what a nasty little turd
他会揍扁你 you've turned into, he'd knock the hell out of you.
是啊 但他不在了 Yeah, well, he's not here now, is he?
他是不在了 但如果你不停止 No, he isn't, but if you don't get your act together
并开始尊重你的妈妈 and start treating your mother with some respect,
我会亲自对付你 I'll take care of you myself.
听得懂我的话吗？ Do you understand what I'm saying?
懂 Yeah.
很好 Good.
嘿 邻居 Hey, neighbor.
嘿 卡洛斯 Oh, hey, Carlos.
嗨 Hi.
我想谢谢你约束了加布 I just wanted to thank you for patching things up with Gaby.
当然 不用谢 Well, sure, no problem.
她最近很难 It's been really tough on her...
人们都知道了她的外遇 Everybody finding out about the affair.
我能想像 Yeah, I can imagine.
我能坦白告诉你 I don't mind telling you, it's, uh...
过去几个月我们过得很艰难 It's been pretty tough on us the past couple months.
我不吃惊 Oh, well, I'm not surprised,
真的希望你们能渡过难关 and I really, really hope you can work it out.
我们在努力 Yeah, we're trying. You know...
什么？ Mm-hmm? Yeah?
加布丽尔有个奇怪的提议 Gaby had an interesting suggestion.
哦？ Oh?
她说我也应该去 She told me that I should go out
搞段婚外情 and have an affair of my own.
她觉得这是 She thinks it's the only way
对我进行弥补的唯一方式 I'll be able to get over what she did to me
而且这样也许有助于我们的婚姻 and that it just might help our marriage.
为什么要告诉我？ Why are you telling me this?
恩... Uh...
我猜.... I guess I just, uh...
我想知道你有没有兴趣？ Wanted to know if you had any thoughts on the subject?
我 没有 I... don't.
真的没有 I really don't.
如果你有兴趣 请告诉我 Well, if you ever do, let me know.
顺便说一下 By the way...
恩？ Mm-hmm?
那个吻太棒了 That was one hell of a kiss you gave me.
没有感觉是装不出来的 You can't fake chemistry like that.
这他妈是什么？ What the hell is this?
德尔非诺 Delfino?
嗯 Uhh!
离我儿子远点！ Stay away from my son!
上帝啊 Oh, my god!
爸爸！ Dad!
你没事? 没事 You okay? I'm fine.
啊！ Aah!
我转向避开车子 So I swerved to avoid hitting his car,
但撞上了路边那辆 and I hit this parked car instead,
然后后车箱开了 and that's when the trunk popped open,
我们过来以后 就发现了尸体 and when we got out, we found this dead body and...
你担心吗？ Are you worried now?
我担心 'Cause I am.
还不 耐心点 看看世态的发展 Not yet. Just be patient. See what happens.
怎么样？ How'd it go?
我把我知道的都说了 Well, I told him everything I know,
但没什么帮助 which wasn't much.
我们怀疑是保罗 So are we thinking this is Paul?
他是友好的杀手邻居 Well, he is our friendly neighborhood murderer.
显然是他 Yeah, it seems obvious.
我看不像 见到他当时的表情 I don't know. I saw his face when he looked in the trunk.
他和我一样震惊 And he looked just as shocked as I was.
我觉得是艾波怀特 I'm thinking it's the applewhites.
我和那人谈过 I talked to the dead guy,
他说他在做资产评估 and he said that he was doing an appraisal on their house.
我有点生气 Well, I got a little cheesed,
于是给镇上的所有房产经济人打了电话 so I called every realtor in town.
根本没他这号人 Nobody had even heard of him.
但这不说明贝蒂认识他 That doesn't mean Betty knew him.
听着 那两个人很可疑 Please. Those two are fishy.
他们不实地看房就买了下来 They bought that house sight unseen,
而且是在午夜搬进来 and they did move in in the middle of the night.
而且有奇怪的声音 什么声音 And there were the noises. What noises?
几周前 我听见有声音 Oh, a couple of weeks ago, um, I heard some noises
从地下室传出像洗衣机 coming from the basement, like a clanging.
我问过贝蒂 And I asked Betty about it.
她当面撒谎 She lied right to my face.
那说明什么? 我不知道 What's that about? I don't know.
现在我开始担心了 Now I'm worried.
朱莉 Julie!
嗨 Hi.
嗨 Hey.
我爸爸发现我们打保龄球了 My, uh, dad found out about us bowling.
最近可能都不能再去了 I'm not gonna be able to do that anytime soon.
抱歉 Oh. Sorry.
不 我很高兴能一起去打球 No, no, I'm glad that we did.
很久没有感觉像家庭里的一份子 I haven't felt like part of a family in a long time.
谢谢 Thanks.
我得进去了 I, um, I better get back inside.
亲吻的动作很少变化 The act itself never varies.
但每个吻的含义都独一无二 But each kiss carries with it a meaning all its own.
能表示丈夫永远的爱 It can convey a husband's eternal devotion...
或妻子的忏悔 Or a wife's enormous regret.
能代表母亲担忧的心情 It can symbolize a mother's growing concern...
或者爱人间愈演愈烈的激情 Or a lover's growing passion.
不管含义是什么 But whatever its meaning,
每个吻 each kiss...
都折射出人的基本需求 Reflects a basic human need.
妈妈的孩子 Mommy's baby.
与他人联系的需求 The need to connect to another human being.
这种愿望是如此强烈 This desire is so strong,
经常使那些不理解的人 it'salways amazing when some people...
大吃一惊 Don't understand it.