剧情回顾 Previously on...
好像最近的三次东行 It seems on his last three trips east,
他都买了头等舱 he cashed in his first-class ticket
然后绕路去了大西洋城 and took a detour to Atlantic city.
勒奈特知道了一些让她不安的消息 Lynette received some disturbing news...
- 他说我可以吻她 - 你哥哥还告诉你什么了？ He said it was okay for me to kiss her. What else did your brother tell you?
卡博 透露了一个秘密 Caleb revealed a secret...
苏珊坦白交代了 Susan made a first class confession...
难道你要把我留在这里? 连个鬼影子都没有的地方？ You're going to leave me out here in the middle of nowhere?
我不能再留在你身边了 我没有想象中的坚强 I can't be around you anymore. I'm just not strong enough.
布里作了她生命中一个最艰难的决定 And Bree made the most difficult decision of her life.
苏珊.梅尔一直相信 Susan Mayer had always believed
困境唯一的好处是 the one good thing about hard times
你能够确定 谁是你真正的朋友 is that you get to find out who your friends really are.
她外婆去世时 When her grandmother died,
布里为她作了小点心 it was Bree who brought homemade cookies.
评论家对她第三本书提出质疑时 When the critics panned her third book,
加布丽尔给她请了那个英俊的按摩师 it was Gabrielle who hired the handsome masseur.
在她处于离婚边缘时 When her divorce became final,
是勒奈特 贴心的倒上一杯苏格兰威士忌 it was Lynette who poured the scotch.
悲伤的是 苏珊的生活又一次面临危机 Sadly, Susan's life had been shattered once again...
但 一直以来 But as always,
她的朋友们总会赶过来 帮她度过难关 her friends had come to help pick up the pieces.
苏珊? 我们商量了一下 Susan? We've all been talking.
觉得你住布里那会好一些 We've decided you and Julie should stay with Bree.
唔 谢谢 不用了 这样就好 我们会呆在汽车旅馆的 Oh, thanks. No, that's okay. We'll stay at a motel.
千万不要 Absolutely not.
给我一两个小时 整理一下安德鲁的房间就好 Just give me an hour or two to straighten up Andrew's room,
- 然后你就可以搬进了和你的... - 说定了 and then you can bring your... selves over.
有你们这样的朋友真是我的荣幸 I don't deserve friends like you.
呵呵 我们当然知道 We're aware of that.
苏珊 垃圾袋不多了 Susan, you're running low on trash bags.
我去一下商店 I'm going to run to the store.
噢森 谢谢 真的谢谢你能够过来 Thanks, Orson. Thanks for coming.
但 你不一定非得这样做的 You know, you didn't have to do this.
嘿!我很乐意的 Hey, it's my pleasure.
梅尔太太！ Mrs. Mayer!
你好 我是伯德.潘罗德 Hi. Bud penrod,
城镇保险公司的职员 号称什么都能做的人 town and country insurance... The "can-do" people.
很高兴认识你 Oh, it's nice to meet you.
天哪 Yeah. Look at that.
这可不是件有趣的事情 对吗？ Well, that's no fun at all, is it?
不 不 当然不是 No. No, it isn't.
那么 我什么时间能拿到支票呢？ So when am I gonna get the check?
你也看到了 这里需要重建一下 'Cause I have a lot of rebuilding to do.
嗯 还需要很多事情 I need to get started.
嗯 好吧 但我觉得 恐怕那还需要些时间 Yeah, well, I'm afraid that's going to be a while.
现在消防部门接管了 因为这是纵火 You see, the fire department has ruled that this was arson.
什么 纵火？ Arson?
对 所以我们不能给你钱 Yeah. So we can't give you any money
在完成最后的调查之前 until we finish our investigation.
可是 谁想要烧毁我的房子呢？ Who would wanna burn down my house?
这我就不知道了 你跟谁有过节吗？ I don't know. Do you have any enemies?
没 当然没有 看一下吧 No. No, lookit.
邻居都在这了 都过来帮忙了 The whole neighborhood turned out to help.
我很受欢迎的 I'm very popular.
那 他们中 有没有人希望 你不如意？ And there's no one among them that wishes you ill?
没有的 他们都很善良的 Oh, no, no. Everybody's been very helpful.
每个人都很喜欢我的 这是当然的 Um, everybody likes me. Absolutely...
每个人？ Everyone.
对的 苏珊在困难的时候 Yes, hard times were what Susan used
总是能够分辨出谁是朋友 to distinguish who was a friend
而谁不是 and who wasn't.
并不是每个人 都喜欢扮演集体中的一部分 Not everyone enjoys being a small part
尤其是在这样一个大社区中 of a large community.
确实 一些人渴望远离 亲密关系带来的 Indeed, some yearn to leave the stress and noise
压力和喧嚣 of constant companionship behind them,
她们选择一个人悄悄离开 so they strike out on their own,
希望这样可以给孤独的心灵 带来一点安宁和平静 hoping their solitude will bring a little peace and quiet.
但 却遗憾地发现 自己一个人 是多么的危险 It's only then they discover how dangerous it is... To be alone in the world.
扎克 你垃圾扔了没有？ Zach, did you get the trash?
你怎么进来的？ How'd you get in here?
你好 保罗 Hiya, Paul.
我站在你家后门 喊了好几遍 没人开门 I stood at the back door shouting and shouting.
你是不是在孩子的房间? 告诉你 我要报警了 Were you in the little boys room? I'm calling the police.
没必要了 我只是需要借点面粉而已 No need. I just needed to borrow some flour.
我有一点的通灵的 I'm a little bit psychic,
觉得你这会有新烤的点心 and I predict fresh-baked cookies in your future.
圣扎迦利 Zachary.
她要干吗？ What'd she want?
不知道她在玩什么花样 She was in the cupboard.
拿个垃圾袋 我们要扔掉所有东西 Get a trash bag. We're throwing everything away.
你认为她要毒死我们？ You think she was trying to poison us?
我只知道 今晚上我们要出去吃 All I know is we're eating out tonight.
你来做什么？ What doyouwant?
呃 如果这听起来有点唐突的话 我提前道歉 但是 有没有可能... Uh... this is a little awkward, and I apologize in advance for how this is gonna sound, but, um...
是你烧了我的房子？ By any chance, did... you burn down my house?
对 Yes.
什么? 对啊 是我烧了你的房子 你这个无耻的婊子 What? Yes, I burnt down your house, you sleazy little whore.
伊迪! 为什么要这样做？ Edie! Why would you do that?!
你有什么资格来责备我呢 Can you blame me,
就在你给我发了那封尖刻的信之后 after sending me that acid letter?
信? 什么信？ Letter? What letter?
就是你承认通过跟卡尔上床 The one where you admitted to stabbing me in the back
背后中伤我的那封信 by sleeping with Karl.
你不应该收到那封信的 You weren't supposed to get that.
我从邮递员那里把信偷回来了 I stole that back from the mailman.
你还企图对我掩盖真相？ So you were trying to hide the truth from me?
这不是我们现在要讨论的问题 This is not what we should focus on right now.
问题是 你居然 恶毒的烧毁了我的房子 The point is, you maliciously set fire to my house.
不 我承认 做的确实过火了一点 Look, I admit I might have... Overreacted a tad.
一点? 伊迪 我无家可归了 A tad? Edie, I have no roof!
你不能随随便便 就把别人的房子烧掉 You can't just go around burning down people's homes.
为什么不能? 你烧了我的房子 Why not? You burnt down my home.
从我身边抢走了麦克 和我的未婚夫上床 You stole Mike from me. You slept with my fiancé.
就像三连胜一样 That's the trifecta.
告诉你 我没有烧你的车 你已经很幸运了 You're lucky I didn't torch your car.
好了 我现在就去报警 That's it. I'm going to the police,
我会告诉他们你做了什么 and I'm telling them what you did.
我做什么了? 我什么也没做 Did what? I didn't do anything.
什么?你刚刚承认了 却... What? You just confessed.
没 我没有 No, I didn't.
有谁听见我承认了？ Did anyone else hear me confess?
有人吗 Hello?
有人没？ Hello?
看到了 没人听见 No witnesses.
没有任何证据 我什么也没承认 No evidence, no confession.
我觉得我们讲完了 I guess we're done here.
你现在可以回家了 You can go home now.
哦 等一下 Oh, wait. That's right.
忘记了 你没有家了 You don't have one.
不 不 小梅 我告诉你上百遍了 No, no, xiao-Mei, I've told you a million times.
不要给索利斯先生牛羊肉 No red meat for Mr. Solis.
我的脂肪已经足够多了 My triglycerides are through the roof.
嗯 亲爱的 再给我来点奶油 Mm. Sweetie, I need some more cream.
小梅 怎么了？ Xiao-Mei, what's wrong?
她身上有味道 She smell.
谁有味道?加布吗？ Who smells? Gaby?
什么？ Excuse me. What?
她的香水... 让我很难受 Her perfume... Make me sick.
亲爱的 这个香水1盎司要100元呢 Honey, it's 100 bucks an ounce.
任何人都会嫉妒得难受的 That tends to make everyone a little nauseous.
小梅 你的胸部是不是有点肿胀？ Xiao-Mei, your boobs... Are they tender?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
卡洛斯! 她的胸部和你有什么关系！ Carlos! Her boobs are none of your business.
加布 想一下 她对味道过敏 Gaby, think. She's sensitive to smell,
恶心 胸部肿胀 nauseous and has swollen breasts.
我做了血检 Well, I just ran her blood work.
人工受精看起来很成功 It looks like the insemination was successful.
天啊！ Oh!
感谢上帝 我们要有孩子了 Oh, my god. We're gonna have a baby!
但现在 你们应该知道 Now, you should know,
这么早她就有妊娠反应 since she's experiencing early symptoms,
这对她来说可能会很辛苦 this might be a tough pregnancy for her.
没问题! 我们会象对待皇后一样对她的 Not a problem. We are gonna treat her like a queen!
完全正确 你一点都不用担心这个 Absolutely. You have nothing to worry about here.
索利斯太太 你的味道～ Oh, Mrs. Solis, you smell.
噢 好 好 对不起 Oh, yeah. Okay. Sorry.
我觉得让苏珊和朱莉住这里 I think it's gonna be a kick
肯定会很有意思 having Susan and Julie stay with us.
就像是住和宿宿舍一样 It'll be like living in a sorority.
通宵地闲聊八卦 傻笑 We'll stay up late and we'll gossip and make s'mores.
听起来很好玩吧 Doesn't that sound like fun?
为什么你一直装作很开心的样子 Why are you pretending to be happy?
我听见昨天一整晚你在房间里走来走去 I heard you walking around your room all night long...
你还哭了 Crying.
我不想谈这件事情 I don't want to talk about it.
妈妈 我知道你担心什么 Look, I know why you're worried,
安德鲁可以照顾他自己 but Andrew can take care of himself, and if he can't,
如果不能 他就不会离开了 he shouldn't have run away in the first place.
知道吗? 安德鲁可能比我们想象中做的要好 You know what? Maybe Andrew leaving will be good for us.
你是我剩下的唯一了 我也会尽我最大的努力 You are all I have left, and I am gonna be
成为一个最好的妈妈 the best mother that I can be.
确实还有很多要做的 There's definitely room for improvement.
只是... It's just...
你忘记了我的生日 You kinda forgot my birthday.
什么？ What?
对 过去六周了 Yeah. It was six weeks ago.
噢 亲爱的 真的抱歉 Oh, my god, Danielle. I am so sorry.
没关系的 你有许多事情要做 It's okay. You had a lot going on.
安德鲁要起诉你 I mean, Andrew was suing you,
那个月你很不顺利的 and you were pretty wasted that month.
甜心 你应该让我补偿你的 Honey, you've gotta let me make it up to you.
我会给你举办一个生日派对 I-I'm gonna throw you a birthday party
到时邀请你所有的朋友 好吗？ with all your friends, okay?
好像蛮好 That could be cool.
你知道我还喜欢什么吗？ You know what else I'd like?
你说出来 我就满足你 Name it. It's yours.
我想要安德鲁的房间 I want Andrew's room.
你也说了 他不会回来 You said he's probably not coming back,
我可以利用闲置的壁橱 and I could really use the extra closet space.
但 亲爱的 这是...这是他的房间啊 But, sweetheart, this is... This is his room.
妈妈 你可是忘记了我的生日的啊 Mom, you forgot my birthday.
你不应该讨价还价的 You're really in no position to negotiate.
但 亲爱的 这些东西要放在哪里呢？ Honey, where am I gonna put all of his things?
或许 或许 不一定什么时间 他会回来的 And, you know, he might come back at some point.
不会的 He won't.
就是你刚刚讲的 你只有我了 Like you said, I'm all you have left.
大西洋城吗？ Atlantic city?
对 就在最后一刻的时候 Yeah, it's last minute,
杰瑞跟卡西诺谈成了一笔生意 but Jerry got a great deal on a suite at one of the casinos,
一群老朋友要从纽约过来 and a bunch of the old gang is coming in from New York,
上帝啊 这可是从来没有的事情 and god, it's been forever since I have been,
所以 我怎么能不去呢 so how could I turn that down?
但 那又怎样呢 Yeah, how, indeed?
什么？ What?
没有了 I didn't say anything.
看看你的表情吧 No, but you have that look.
有问题吗？ Is something wrong?
没有！ No!
只是 你上个月已经去大西洋城三次了 Except that I know you've been to Atlantic city
但你什么也没有告诉我 three times in the last month without telling me.
艾德作审计的时候发现了收据 Ed found the receipts when he did the office audit.
除此之外 没什么了 Other than that, no, nothing's wrong.
汤姆 这样的情形下 如果你不笑的话 Tom, it would be better for your general well-being
你的绅士形象会更好些的 if you did not laugh at this moment in time.
要我破坏这个惊喜吗？ Am I gonna have to ruin the surprise?
因为这确实是一个大大的惊喜 Because it's a really good surprise.
我得考虑一下 嗯 好吧 告诉我吧 I'm thinking, yeah, ruin it.
我出差去过大西洋城了 I have been going to Atlantic city for business.
我将在杰瑞的公司参加高层会议 I am up for a top spot with Jerry's firm,
休芬顿的促销策划 huffington promotions.
好吧 如果还你不相信我... And if you don't believe me...
那么你就打电话给总裁 他会亲自回答 You can call the c.E.O. Himself.
我真的...很高兴 也相信你 I am... so happy and I'm so relieved.
你还认为我欺骗你了吗？ Did you think I was cheating?
没有!完全没有! 勒奈特... No! Absolutely not. Lynette...
没有! 好吧 还有一点点 No! Okay, a little bit.
我错了 我错了 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
艾德发现了鲜花和剧院门票的收据 Ed found receipts for flowers and theater tickets.
我只是顺便问问 你是不是... 我和杰瑞去看演出了 I mean, by the way, did you... Jerry and I went to a show,
鲜花是为密特太太买的 and the flowers were for milt's wife.
我知道的 你没有必要告诉我那个 I knew that. You didn't have to tell me that.
为什么你要为密特的太太买鲜花 勒奈特...... Why did you buy flowers for milt's wife? Lynette...
我错了 别说了 真是有意思 啊 Sorry. Stop. Done talking. That's fantastic.
我爱你！ I love you!
我爱你！ I love you.
卡洛斯... Carlos...
怎么了？ What's going on?
小梅觉得不舒服 Xiao-Mei is feeling under the weather,
所以我来吸尘 so I took up the vacuuming.
真难过 Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that.
你有没有动过我的化妆品？ So, uh, did you move my beauty products?
化妆室里没有 They're not in the bathroom.
怎么回事？ Why in the hell?
忘记告诉你了 你不能再用那些东西了 I forgot to tell you. Uh, you can't use that stuff anymore.
它们总是引起小梅的呕吐 It really triggers xiao-Mei's morning sickness.
所有东西吗? 我的润发素也会影响吗？ All of it? Even my hair pomade?
它让我胃痛 -但我需要保养 Gives me stomachache. Yeah, well, it gives me volume,
-看来我们遇到问题了 so I guess we're both gonna have a problem.
你有必要这样过分要求保养吗 Do you have to be so high-maintenance?
你不是模特 你不懂 卡洛斯 保养是我唯一的工作 You're not a model, Carlos. Maintenance is my only skill.
请你们不要争吵了 Please, no fight.
即使索利斯太太闻起来不好 我也没有关系的 If Mrs. Solis smell bad, I be okay.
好吧 我会尝试适应没有化妆品的生活的 Fine. I'll learn to live without product.
但当我的头发闻起来有味道时 But when my hair starts smelling like hair,
我不希望听到任何抱怨 I don't wanna hear a word.
看这个！ Surprise!
怎么了？ What the hell is that?
亲爱的 看一下吧 我答应过你 要举办一个派对的 Isn't it darling? I made it for your party.
有一个大大的1 还有一个大大的7 It's a big "1" and a big "7"...
一起就是17了 For "17."
你整夜不睡觉 就为了做这些东西吗 Were you up all night making that thing?
我一点都不累 Yeah. I just wasn't tired.
给你看一下还准备了什么 Oh, I wanna show you what else I've planned.
你应该喜欢的 I think you're gonna love it.
你订了法基塔墨西哥餐 还请了表演师？ You got a fajita bar and a juggler?
放松点 这个表演师很厉害的 No, relax. He's a very hip juggler.
他只是唱几首披头士的歌 He only performs to Beatles songs,
我看了录像带了 他真的很内行 and I saw the video, and it's absolutely thrilling.
妈妈 我不想请这样的人 Mom, I don't want any of this stuff.
这不是一个真正的生日派对 亲爱的 我就是要给你一个好的派对 It's not even my real birthday. Danielle, I just want you to have the best party
你一生中最好的派对 you have ever had in your entire life.
我只是希望 几个好朋友过来聚聚 随便逛逛 I just want a few friends to come over and hang out.
你可以做个蛋糕 You can make a cake,
但是 这么多的气球 but giant balloon numbers?
我的意思是 她们会取笑我的 I mean, come on. They would all make fun of me.
这样啊 Oh.
好吧 Okay.
有这个必要吗 Is that really necessary?
亲爱的 我不能这样把它们当垃圾扔掉 Honey, I can't possibly put it in the garbage as is.
只是一个典型的范.德.坎普家的早上 It's just another morning with the Van de kamps.
苏珊 是不是我吵醒你了？ Oh, Susan, did I wake you?
没有 我自己醒的 Uh, no. No, I was up.
这么大的噪音 真是过意不去 Well, I'm sorry about the noise.
只是丹尼尔不喜欢这些气球 It's just that Danielle doesn't want balloons,
时间有些仓促 and I'm kind of pressed for time.
布里 你没事吧？ Bree... are you okay?
她说 她不喜欢气球 She said she doesn't want balloons.
我很好 没事 I'm fine.
妈妈 Mom?
我知道你在外边 求你了 和我说句话吧 Look, I know you're out there. Please, just talk to me.
妈妈，我需要喝点东西 Mom, I need something to drink.
水 果汁 随便什么东西都可以 求你了 Just some water, some juice. Something, anything. Please.
妈妈 Mom!
你想让我承认害了卡博 You want me to say that I set Caleb up?
是的 是我做的 Yeah, I did it.
这几年来 我一直在想 I started thinking about all those years...
这么多年来我们一直在照顾他 Years that we had to take care of him, and...
我觉得或许一旦他离开我们 I just thought maybe once he was gone,
我们可以过正常的生活 we could have a normal life.
对不起 And I'm sorry.
但 妈妈 你必须让我离开这里啊 But, mom, you have got to let me out of here now.
该死的 Damn you!
你就是想让我这样过下去 You were willing to stand by
让我毫无理由的杀死你哥哥 and let me murder your brother without reason.
那是不可饶恕的背叛 That's an unforgivable betrayal.
我快要被气死了 I am so consumed with rage.
你最好留在那里 一旦你出来 It's best you stay in there, because if I let you out,
我不能确定会对你做什么 I don't know what I might do to you.
你好？ Hello?
我需要伊迪说出她的想法 I need Edie to spill her guts.
你知道怎么使用录音机吗 What do you know about wearing a wire?
你看到红色灯了没有？ So you see the little red light? Mm.
这是声控装置 It's all voice-activated,
如果灯是亮着的 你们的话就会被录音 so if the light's on, you're recording.
我演示一下怎样打开 Uh, let me show you how to tape it on.
好的 Oh, okay.
不好意思 我的手有点凉 Sorry if my hands are cold.
噢 没关系 可以 Um... no, that's okay. They're fine.
你确定你想这样做吗 So you sure you wanna do this?
对 现在我处处碰壁 Yeah. I'm sort of up against the wall.
保险公司需要先拿到证据 The insurance company needs proof fast,
布里家有一些奇怪的事情发生 and things are sort of weird at Bree's.
我不想让自己变得不受欢迎 I don't wanna overstay my welcome.
如果尴尬 你可以到这里来 Well, if things get tough, you can always stay here.
测试 测试 Testing, testing.
抱歉 你刚才是不是 邀请我搬过来和你一起住 I'm sorry. Did you just invite me to move in with you?
你和朱莉可以住在那个空闲的卧室 Well, you and Julie in the spare bedroom.
哦 Oh.
你是不是... You've...
你不是说过可以重新成为朋友？ You've been saying how you want to be friends again,
对的 and you're right.
我们没有理由不是朋友的 There's no reason we can't be friends.
你确定这不会破坏你的 呃 你的约会生活 You sure that won't put a crimp in your, uh, dating life?
就是那个和你一起看电影的女孩 You know, that girl you were at the movies with?
不 那样的事情不会再发生了 No. That was a one-time thing.
但 那个叫奥森的家伙 是怎么回事？ But what about that guy, though? Orson.
噢 他听见失火了 只是过来帮一下忙而已 Yeah, he just heard about the fire and came over to help.
我们只是朋友 We're friends.
噢 这样啊 我们谁也没有和别人约会啊 Oh. So... neither of us is dating anybody.
看来没有 Guess not.
我拿到登机卡了 I got my boarding pass.
做你需要做的事情 不用担心孩子 Do what you need to do and don't worry about the kids.
我会处理好的 I'll keep 'em out of trouble.
我是不是疯了？ Is this crazy?
跟踪汤姆横跨这个国家 就是为了侦察他 Following Tom across the country just to spy on him?
如果他知道我这样做... If he knew I was doing this...
上帝啊 我觉得 我不能这样做 God, I don't think I can go through with this.
想一下 可能什么事情也没有 Now, look, there's probably nothing going on,
但是你需要知道真相 but you need to know the truth.
需要吗 我现在很幸福啊 Do I? I'm happy.
我的意思是以前很幸福 换个角度想一下 I mean, I was. Why don't I just look the other way
假装什么事情也没有发生过? 许多女人都会选择这样做 and pretend nothing's wrong? Lots of women can do that.
但我们都知道 你不是这样的女人 But we both know you're not one of them.
如果我真的看到他和另一个女人在一起 那该怎么办？ And what if I see him with another woman? What then?
我有支枪 I own a gun.
♪♪♪
这还好吧？ You okay here?
很好 为什么这样问 I'm fine. Why?
只是 大家开始问蛋糕的事情了 It's just, people have been asking about the cake,
你已经作了一个多小时了 and you've been icing it for over an hour.
噢 我总是弄不好 Well, I just keep messing it up.
我也不知道我是怎么了 I don't know what's wrong with me.
你可能很累了 You're probably just tired.
我和妈妈听见你整夜没睡觉 My mom and I heard you up all night.
奶油好像太厚了 It just keeps coming out too thick.
要知道 大家不会去在意 You know, people aren't gonna care
蛋糕是不是完美的 if the icing isn't perfect.
大家会去注意细节的 People care about details.
丹尼尔以后的某天回忆起来 Someday when Danielle looks back,
我想让她记得这个蛋糕是多么的完美 I want her to remember just how perfect her cake looked
她妈妈为了让她高兴 付出了多大的努力 and how hard her mother worked to make her happy.
这个蛋糕是我爱的象征 This cake is a symbol of my love.
噢 那看起来很好吃的样子 Well, it looks delicious.
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday Dear Danielle ♪
停一下!有支蜡烛熄灭了 Stop! One of the candles went out.
啊 我要重新做一下这个 Um, we're gonna have to do this all over again.
很抱歉 我马上就会好的 I'm sorry. I'll be right back.
妈妈 这样可以的 甜心 这可是你特别的日子啊 Mom, it's all right. Sweetheart, this is your special day.
应该点燃所有的蜡烛的 All of your candles should be lit.
马上就好的 It'll just take me two seconds.
她没有搞错吧？ Is she serious?
欢迎来到我的私人地狱 Welcome to my own private hell.
这真是好吃的糖霜啊 That is some serious frosting.
准备好了 All righty.
谁动蛋糕了？ Who touched this?
妈妈 没关系的 只是一点糖霜 Mom, what is the matter? It's just a little frosting.
有人弄坏了你的蛋糕 Somebody ruined your cake,
我想知道是谁这么不小心 and I wanna know who could be that thoughtless.
你?还是你?谁动了？ Was it you? Or you?! Who was it?
妈妈 求求你了 你这样会令我很尴尬的 Mom, please, you're embarrassing me.
是你 你是吃了她的糖霜的女孩 You. You look like a girl who enjoys her frosting.
没!没有!我没有动 No! No, I didn't touch it.
这只是一块蛋糕而已 看在上帝的份上 求你了 切蛋糕吧 It's just a cake, for god sakes. Will you please just cut it?
范德坎普太太 Mrs. Van De Kamp...
张开嘴 我要闻一下你的气味 Open your mouth. I wanna smell your breath.
不是我!是巴比干的！ It wasn't me! It was Barbie.
巴比！ Barbie!
你到底作了什么？ What the hell is wrong with you?!
你把它搞坏了 你把所有的事情搞砸了 Now it's ruined! Everything is ruined!
唔... Um...
蛋糕留那好了 You can just... Leave that there,
我一会儿会收拾干净的 and I'll, um... Clean it up later.
小梅 你在我们床上干吗？ Xiao-Mei, what are you doing in our bed?
我告诉她 从现在开始可以睡在那里了 I said she could sleep in there from now on.
那靠近洗手间 你也知道的 It's got the bathroom, you know, in case
防止半夜里她呕吐 she gets sick in the middle of the night.
客厅的洗手间不可以用吗? 那太远了 Well, what's wrong with the guest bathroom? It's too far away.
那就在大厅的下面呢 加布 她需要休息 It's right down the hall. Gaby, she needs her rest.
还有 就是 And besides, that bed
这张床要比客厅房间里的床舒服多了 is much more comfortable than the one in the guest room.
对 我当然知道 Yeah, I know.
所以我让人把床放在这里 That's why I had the movers put it in here, wherewesleep.
我还是回到我的房间好了 Maybe I go to my bed.
对 小梅 那样应该好些 Yes, xiao-Mei, that would be good.
UH-OH. Uh-oh.
算了吧 你还是用我们的洗手间好了 Fine. You can use our toilet.
噢 别踢我 Ow! Stop kicking me.
我只是想舒服些 I'm just trying to get comfortable.
这样 两个人?想得美！ Yeah, in a twin? Good luck.
上帝啊 我想回到自己的床上 God, I want my bed back.
我们明天去买一个又大又舒服的床 We'll go buy a nice big one tomorrow
就把它放在这里 好吗？ and put it in here, okay?
这不是问题所在 我们提前一周进入了怀孕阶段 That is not the point. We are a week into this pregnancy,
现在你什么都是先考虑小梅的需要 而不是我的 and you're already putting xiao-Mei's needs before mine.
要知道 现在是她需要照顾 她是我孩子的妈妈 Well, she's the priority now. She's the mother of my child.
让她见鬼吧 那可是我的卵子 Like hell she is. That ismyegg.
你知道我的意思 她只是...... You know what I mean. She's the...
烤炉 卡洛斯 她就是烤炉 Oven, Carlos. The oven.
需要细心照顾的代价昂贵的烤炉 A well-cared-for, well-paid oven.
我们又开始争吵了 是我错了 好吧？ It came out wrong. I'm sorry, okay?
现在我们睡觉好吗 Now can we just get some sleep?
噢 亲爱的 对不起 Ohh! Babe, I'm sorry.
我发誓 我发誓我不是故意的 I swear. I swear I didn't mean to.
我只是把腿蜷起来了 My leg just cramped up.
你要去哪 那是我的枕头 Where are you going? That's my pillow!
晚安 Good night.
马太福音 Matthew!
妈妈 快点 Mom, come on.
上帝啊 你在里面干吗 Oh, my god. What are you doing in there?
是你吗？ Danielle, is that you?
我妈妈知道我们对卡博做的事情了 My mom found out what we did to Caleb.
她气坏了 就把我锁在了这里 别担心 我会放你出来的 She flipped out and locked me in here. Don't worry. I'll get you out.
小心点 一定要小心点 好吗 Be really careful, okay? Please, okay?
她以前从来没有这样生气过的 I've never seen her like this before.
这次她真的生气了 She's seriously lost it this time.
我知道妈妈们抓狂是什么样子 I know a little something about psycho moms.
相信我 会没事的 Trust me, I'll be fine.
好 Hey.
派对后清理工作啊？ Cleaning up after the big party?
对啊 Yeah.
现在很晚了 You know, it's late.
你还是先睡觉吧 Why don't you, uh, go to bed and, you know,
明天早上我和朱莉一起帮你清理 let Julie and I help you with that in the morning?
谢了 但 我睡不着 Oh, that's okay. I can't sleep anyway.
你 还好吗 Are you... okay?
你应该听说发生什么事情了吧 I take it you heard what happened.
嗯 知道你在孩子们面前发火了 Yeah, when you flip out in front of the pep squad,
消息传的可真快啊 word travels fast.
我总是觉得 It was the oddest sensation.
我很好 所有的事情都很好 I was fine, and everything was fine,
但是突然之间 我好像从身体里面出来 and then suddenly I was on the outside of my body
看到一个长得象我的人 watching a woman who looked like me
歇斯底里的样子 象一个疯子 becoming a raving maniac.
布里 我很担心你... Bree, I'm worried about you. Do...
你是不是应该看看医生? 不用 我还好 Do you think that you should see someone? Oh, no, I'm fine.
只是有点累了 我只需要好好休息一下 I'm just tired, that's all. I just need a long rest,
然后 我就会恢复全新的样子了 and then I'm gonna be as good as new.
好 这样吧 先不要清理了 先睡觉吧 Okay, well, then why don't you stop and go to bed?
但 现在我睡不着 Because, um, I can't sleep just yet.
为什么呢 Why not?
我睡觉的时候 会做梦 Because when I sleep, I dream,
总会梦见安德鲁的样子 and when I dream, I keep seeing Andrew's face
就在车后镜里看着我 in that rearview mirror.
你在说什么呢 Okay, what are you talking about?
安德鲁... Andrew, um...
不是自己离家出走的 Didn't run away.
我在半路上让他下车 I, um, dropped him off in the middle of nowhere,
告诉他 我不能再在他身边了 told him that I couldn't be around him anymore,
然后... and then...
我开车走了 I drove off.
所以 我只是需要一点时间 来忘记我做的事情 So I just need a little time to forget what I've done,
之后 我就可以睡好觉了 and then I can sleep again.
嗨 Hey.
知道吗 我一点都不累 You know, I am not even tired.
所以 为什么不留在这里 帮你一下呢 So... why don't I stay up and help you?
你真好 That would be nice.
谢谢 Thank you.
喂？ Hello?
喂 你怎么样？ Hey, you. How you doing?
很好啊！ Hey! Great.
大西洋城怎样?你赢到钱了吗？ Great. How's Atlantic city? Are you, um, winning some money?
噢 不输不赢 Oh, I'm about even.
好了 我要返回赌场了 Actually, I'm heading back into the casino right now
再试试我的运气 to try my luck again. Yeah?
你真是个赌鬼 You're quite a gambler.
杰瑞呢？ Where's Jerry?
呃 杰瑞？ Uh, Jerry?
他啊 呃 他在这里啊 亲爱的 孩子们怎样？ He... he's right here. Hey, honey, how are the kids?
很好啊 他们在日托室呢 Great. Great. They're in the day care room.
我在看护着他们呢 I'm... looking at 'em right now.
呵呵 那你进去吧 Hey, why don't you walk in there and, um,
我想和他们说几句 put 'em on the phone with me so I can say hi?
好的 没问题 Okay. Sure.
能不能让我先和杰瑞说两句？ First, can I talk to Jerry?
你为什么想和杰瑞讲话呢 Why do you wanna talk to Jerry?
只是问声好 这已经很长时间了 Well, just, you know, say hello. It's been a long time.
天哪 真是奇怪 Wow, man, that is weird.
有没有听见车的警铃声 Can you hear... Do you hear that car alarm?
没有啊 Uh... no.
真奇怪 这里和手机里居然都可以听见 It's strange, because I can hear it here andthrough the phone.
噢 可能是回声吧 Whoa. That's weird kind of feedback, you know?
物理现象就是这么奇怪 Physics can be spooky that way.
好的 我要走了 Listen, I gotta go. I gotta go.
艾德正在和我聊天呢 Ed is talking to me, and, um,
我回头给你回电话 I'll call you back later?
好的 Um, okay.
拜拜 Okay, bye.
拜拜 亲爱的 Bye, honey.
９１１有急事吗？ 9-1-1. Is this an emergency?
我想是的 I think so.
我的邻居保罗.杨一直在威胁我 My neighbor, Paul young, has been threatening me.
他现在在吗？ Is he there right now?
没 No.
这样啊 除非他真的作了什么 Ma'am, until he actually does something,
否则 我们不能采取任何措施 there's nothing we can do.
但 我不想再生活在恐惧之中了 Well, I won't live in fear anymore.
如果你们这些人不采取措施的话 If you people refuse to confront him,
大概 我自己要做点什么了 I guess I'll just have to do it myself.
等一下 我不是过来吵架的 No, Edie, wait. Um, I don't wanna fight.
我知道尽管我们很不相同 I know that we've had our differences,
但我们之间还是存在友谊的 but, you know, we had a friendship going there,
我只是想我们谈一下 我们两个之间的事情 and I just think we owe it to ourselves
谈一下到底怎么了 to talk about what happened.
没有什么好谈的 就这样发生的 What's there to talk about? It happened.
我去了你的房子 I walked down to your house...
我拿了个水瓶 I had a watering can... What?
里面装了汽油 Filled it with gasoline and...
嘣! 我就跑开了 Boom! Laughed my ass off.
等一下 你能不能先咽下去 Okay, wait. Could you just swallow?
因为我真的听不清楚你说了什么 'Cause I couldn't really... What you were saying...
确实是这样的 And that was basically it.
真是我一生中最快乐的时光 One of the best days of my life.
你先不要吃了 Well, see, you were chewing,
我真的听不清楚你说了什么 and so I didn't really hear what you said.
你能不能再说一下 呵 Could you just say it again?
我烧了你的房子 那真是太好玩了 你还想要怎样 I burnt your house down. It was great. What do you want?
这样你是不是就承认了 So, uh, y-you then a-admit
烧毁了我的房子 故意地 burning down my house on purpose?
你带了录音的东西吧 You're wearing a wire, aren't you?
打开你的上衣 什么？ Huh? Open that blouse. What?
打开你的上衣 Open that blouse!
啊！ Aah!
你跑不过我的 梅尔 You can't outrun me, Mayer!
我现在身体很好 I'm in the best shape of my life!
是吗 当你进监狱的时候 Well, good, then you'll be prime meat picking
你就会成抢手货了 when you go to jail! You give it!
暗害我！ Bite me!
啊哈！ Aha!
不!不！ No! No!
哦！ Ow!
哇哦！ Ow!
天哪！ What the hell? Huh.
啊！ Aah!
在沙发上度过了九个月的漫漫长夜后 Nine months of long nights on the couch
加布丽尔忍无可忍 loomed before Gabrielle...
她决定不能这样就屈服了 And she had decided she would not take it lying down.
拿出了被禁止的香水 So she dipped into her supply of forbidden perfumes...
下定决心在这场斗争中 Determined that in this battle...
以散发着玫瑰一样的香气胜出 She would be the one to come out smelling like a Rose.
我觉得要小睡一会 I think I take nap now.
好啊 随便 Yeah, sure, knock yourself out.
啊！ Aah!
亲爱的？ Honey?
小家伙们？ Boys?
有人在家吗 Anybody home?
太太您好 打扰一下 Hey, Mrs. McCluskey, excuse me.
有没有看见勒奈特在附近？ You haven't seen Lynette around, have you?
她不在家 打她手机也没人接听 She's not home. She's not answering her cell phone.
她带着孩子和小动物离开了 She packed up the kids and the puppy and left.
带他们走了?为什么？ Packed 'em up? Why?
她跟着你去了大西洋城 She followed you to Atlantic city.
她知道了你另外的女人 She knows about your other woman.
你这家伙 应该庆幸不是我丈夫 Boy, you're just lucky you're not my husband.
嗨 Hi.
好 我先说吧 Okay, first, let me say,
那些黄蜂 真对不起 I'm really sorry about the yellowjackets.
还有 就是尽管我很生气 And... also, no matter how mad I am about what you did,
我真的不想见你进监狱 I don't want to see you go to prison.
我有个办法 So I came with a solution.
你能不能站出来 告诉警察 Why don't you just come forward and tell the police
你看见有一些流浪汉 在我的车库附近徘徊 that you saw some vagrant lurking by my garage
拿着有汽油的瓶子 with a can of gasoline?
如果你这样做的话 我会毁了那盘带子的 And if you do that, then I'll destroy the tape.
然后保险公司会赔偿我 And then the insurance company will pay the claim.
这样没有人会受到伤害 Nobody gets hurt.
你觉得怎样？ Does that sound good?
过来点 Come closer.
好 呃... Oh, uh...
带着你的坏点子滚吧 Take your stinking deal and shove it.
伊迪... Edie...
每次我倒霉的时候 Every time something bad happens to me,
你都在旁边 you're standing nearby.
我知道怎么回事 Well, I've had it.
不要假慈悲了 No more pretending to be friends.
但我离开这里的时候 走着瞧 When I get outta here, I'm gonna destroy you.
我觉得你在说傻话 Okay, I'm just gonna think that this is the meds talking,
明天我会再过来的 and I'll come back tomorrow.
别枉费心机了 Don't bother.
伊迪 我也是受害者 Okay, Edie, I'm in trouble here.
那你就大哭吧 Oh, I'm sure you'll turn on the waterworks,
所有的邻居都会跑来帮忙的 and the whole neighborhood will come running.
他们会这样的 They always do.
不是这样的 当然 会的 That's not true. Sure, it is.
你不会放过任何机会装可怜的 You never miss an opportunity to play the victim,
你觉得 and you think just because
每个人都会来帮忙 everybody always comes to your rescue,
这样 能够证明你很受欢迎 it means that you're loved.
实际上不是这么回事 Well, it doesn't.
那只能说明你无能 It means that you're helpless.
出去 Now get out.
滚吧 Just get out.
嗨 Hey there.
嗨 Hi.
有没有考虑过住在我这里 So you given any thought to staying at my place?
嗯 这样的 Oh, yeah, that. Um...
真的谢谢你的邀请 Look, I really appreciate the offer,
但我觉得 真的不能 but I think I'm gonna have to pass.
真的? 对啊 Really? Yeah.
我觉得这样最好了 不想象演出似的 I think it's best. I don't wanna get a rep around here
总是扮演受害者的角色 for being a charity case, you know?
噢 我可不这样想 Well, I didn't mean it that way...
只是一个朋友帮助另一个解决困难 Just one friend helping out another.
没错 但我觉得应该自己解决 I know, but I can figure this out on my own.
至少 我想试一下 At least I'm gonna try.
我比大家想象中要坚强 You know, I'm stronger than people give me credit for.
我是说真的 I really am.
好吧 如果有什么我可以帮的上的话 Well, if there's anything I can do...
我会很高兴的 You know what would be nice?
如果你过来玩一下 喝杯咖啡之类的 Why don't you just stop over for coffee sometime?
好吧 Okay.
我的意思是 I mean, that is after I get
在修好自来水和电路之后 running water and electricity again...
当然还有咖啡机 And a coffeemaker.
真希望这样之后你还能高兴起来 因为你 那个可怜的女孩甚至都不能上楼 I hope you're happy. That poor girl can hardly even come upstairs now because of you.
卡洛斯 别费力气了 墙纸上都有了 Carlos, stop with the dance. It's already in the wallpaper.
我发誓 如果因为你 那个孩子有什么问题的话...... Now I swear, if anything happens to that kid because of you...
这是香水 不是毒气 Oh, it's perfume, not toxic gas.
为什么你要这样做？ Why are you acting this way?
因为我看到了墙上写的字 Because I see the writing on the wall,
魂儿都快吓没有了 and it scares the hell out of me.
什么意思？ Meaning what?
从小梅怀孕的那刻开始 From the second xiao-Mei got pregnant,
你就找到了上万种理由告诉我 you have found a million and one ways to tell me that
对你来讲 那个孩子比我更重要 加布 that baby is more important to you than me. Oh, come on, Gaby.
别这样 No! Men can't help it.
男人就是这副德行 他们成为父亲的时候 就成了糟糕的老公了 When they become fathers, they become lousy husbands,
有些太太们可能不会介意 and some wives don't mind,
但你娶的 可不是这样的 but you didn't marry one of those women.
今天晚上我觉得不能睡在这里了 I don't think I can sleep in here tonight.
空气有些浑浊 The air's just a little too toxic.
她也把你赶出来了吗？ She kick you out, too?
小梅 婚姻真是复杂啊 Marriage is complicated, xiao-Mei.
总有一天你会亲身体验的 You'll find that out someday.
你要不要看美国的垃圾电视节目？ You feel like watching some trashy American TV?
我给你作了三文治 I make you sandwich.
烤牛肉的 Roast beef.
天啊 Oh, man.
加布不让我吃这种有损健康的东西 Gaby's got me on this health kick thing.
如果看到我吃牛羊肉的话 她会杀了我的 She'll kill me if I eat red meat.
我会保守秘密的 I will not tell.
好吃吗？ Taste good?
很棒 Real good.
马修 起来吧 我给你带早饭来了 Matthew, wake up. I have your breakfast.
我是很生你气 I might be furious with you,
但我并不残忍 but never let it be said that I'm cruel.
我建议你不要企图冲门 I advise you not to charge this door,
因为我现在还没有气昏头 because I am not in the mood for any unpleasantness.
马修？ Matthew?
天啊！ Aah!
呀 我以为你只是会偷走钥匙的 Jeez, Danielle! I thought you were just gonna steal the key.
我们得赶紧离开这儿 Let's just get out of here.
妈妈 我和马修 Mother, Matthew and I
要离开这儿了 我们不会回来了 are running away together, and we're never coming back.
如果你希望我幸福 那么不要找我们 If you want me to be happy, you won't try to find us.
在这栋房子里和你生活在一起 就像生活在监狱中 Living in that house with you was like being in a prison.
是你逼我这样做的 所以要责怪的话 只能是你自己 You drove me to do this, so I hope you'll blame yourself.
祝你幸福 丹尼尔 Have a nice life. Danielle.
你好 Hello.
我是布里 范德坎普 My name is Bree Van De Kamp,
我想来这里住院 进行心理观察 and I'd like to admit myself for psychiatric observation.
好的 你有什么问题吗 All right, what seems to be the problem?
我觉得精神要崩溃了 I think I'm about to have a nervous breakdown.
该死！ Damn it!
怎么了？ What the hell?
那个神经病老太婆！ That psychotic bitch.
没有打斗的痕迹 There was no confrontation.
费力西亚.蒂尔曼 就是打匿名电话的那个人 Felicia tillman's the one who made the call.
这是她玩的小把戏 She's the anonymous tip.
我们现在就过去 Let's just go over there right now.
我保证 I guarantee you,
那个女人正喝着鸡尾酒 高兴的屁股都抬不起来了 the woman is having a cocktail, laughing her ass off.
我们哪里也不去 先生 We're not going anywhere yet, sir. Ahem.
是的 我知道这里到处是血 Yes, I know there's blood everywhere.
她可能弄得是猪血 She probably got it from a pig
这样她就可以破坏我所有的东西了 so she can vandalize everything I own.
警长... Sergeant...
发现什么了？ What is it?
把你的手放在我可以看得见的地方 Put your hands where I can see 'em.
天啊 她干得真不赖 Oh, man, she's good.
我们每个人都有感到震惊的时候 It's a shocking moment for each of us,
那时我们意识到 在这个世界上 我们都是孤零零一个人 that moment we realize we are all alone in this world.
我们引以为然的家庭 有一天可能会抛弃我们 The family we take for granted could one day abandon us.
我们一直信赖的丈夫 The husband we trust so implicitly
也可能会背叛我们 might betray us...
我们一直深爱的女儿 很可能不再回到我们身边 The daughter we love so deeply perhaps won't return to us.
这些 我们都要自己承担 And then we could end up all by ourselves.
当然 也有些人享受着寂寞 Of course, some see great value in going it alone.
比如... For example...
胡伯太太 真抱歉 这里到处是灰尘 Sorry about the dust, Mrs. Huber.
在这么远的山上 我们很少有游客 We don't get too many tourists this far up the mountain.
第一场雪降临的时候 First snows come,
这儿会完全隔绝 and this place is completely cut off.
远离尘世 Dropping off the face of the earth...
对我来说 这样才叫休假 Now that's what I call a vacation.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
噢 Oh.
有时候 我真的很笨拙 Sometimes I'm just all thumbs.