前情提要 Previously on...
奥森的秘密曝光 orson's secret came out.
你竟然不知道你丈夫曾要谋杀麦克？ So you don't know that your husband tried to kill mike?
故布里不能原谅他 And bree couldn't forgive him.
勒奈特的继女凯拉... Lynette's stepdaughter kayla...
总是不愿融入这个家庭 never adjusted to being part of their family...
我永远不会爱她 你也强迫不了我 but I'm never gonna love her, and you can't make me.
迪伦和亲生父亲再度相逢 And dylan reconnected with her real father.
我好想和你保持父女之情 I'd like to have a relationship with you,
但如果你妈妈还害怕我 我也不想再烦她 but if your mom is still scared of me, I don't wanna upset her again.
我可以不告诉她 I don't have to tell her.
每段婚姻都如此 it happens in every marriage.
夫妻俩收集小玩意 Couples accumulate lovely things--
让屋子更像温馨的爱巢 things that make a house a home.
但当爱巢破裂时 这些东西也要跟着分家 But when the home is broken, these things must be divided.
最庄重刻板的做法就是 各自拥有自己的珍贵物事 The most dignified way to do this is for each spouse to keep what is most important to them.
布里和奥森则不会别的... And bree and orson hodge were nothing...
只会严肃循事 if not dignified.
我估计你想要这只白蜡猫 I assume you'll want the pewter cat.
这是我送你的 That was my gift to you.
我记得你很喜欢它 You adored it, as I recall.
所以我才问你 That's why I'm giving you the choice.
那你姑姑的这个喜姆娃娃呢？ And what about that hummel from your aunt?
虽然奇丑无比 但她非说价值连城 It's ugly as sin, but she insists that it's valuable.
给你吧 都给你 Yokeep it. Keep everything.
这间房子里 只有一件东西我想要 There's only one thing in this house that I want.
我知道 但你不能再拥有我了 I know, but I'm the one thing you can't have.
求求你 务必原谅我 Please, you have to forgive me.
奥森 妻子们都知道丈夫会犯错 Orson, every wife understands that her husband will make a few mistakes--
忘记结婚纪念日 偶尔出口伤人 a forgotten anniversary, the occasional harsh word,
但妻子都有个限度 but we all have to draw the line somewhere,
我的限度就是意图谋杀我闺蜜的丈夫 and I'm drawing mine at the attempted murder of my best friend's husband.
布里 我愿意掏出心脏 让你看看我的愧疚 Bree, if I could open up my heart and show you how sorry I am, I would,
可惜我不能 but I can't.
我还能怎么弥补呢 There must be something else I could do.
有一种方法 There is one thing.
你说吧 Name it.
你去自首 Turn yourself in to the police.
但诉讼时效还没有过 But the statute of limitations hasn't run out.
他们会逮捕我 They would arrest me.
你也可能蹲进监狱 And you'd probably go to prison.
是啊 可能要蹲几年 Yes, I could go away for years.
没错 如果你能充满这种道德力量 Exactly, and if you could muster that kind of moral courage,
那我就能原谅你了 I think I could forgive you.
拜托 我保证我会等你的 Oh, come on. I promise I'll wait for you.
布里... Bree...
我不能去坐牢 I can't go to prison.
太好了 Very well.
你要不要这只猫？ So do you want the cat or not?
每次分居时 夫妻双方各取所需 才会公平合理 Inny separation, it's only fair that each spouse get to keep what is most important to them.
所以布里 霍奇选择了白蜡猫... That's how bree hodge got to keep her pewter cat...
而奥森 霍奇选择了...自由 and orson hodge got to hold on to...his freedom.
郊区总是有种呆子 The suburbs are flush with a certain kind of fool.
你知道是哪种... You know the type--
给陌生人开门的男主人... the man who opens his door to total strangers...
从来不用插销的女主人 the woman who never uses her latch.
他们从没想过 让别人进入房间... It never occurs to them that letting someone into their home...
就等于让别人进入了自己的生活 means letting them into their lives.
嗨 我叫艾莉 I'm ellie.
听说你要出租房子 I understand you got a room to rent.
是啊 进来吧 Yeah, come on in.
因为我丈夫双目失明 So because of my husband's disability,
我们经济变得拮据 只剩这间房子了 our financial situation has changed, and we have this big house.
这里真漂亮 我很喜欢这个房间 Well, it's an amazing place, and I love the room.
没想到能租到 I can't believe it's still available.
你知道.... Well, you know...
话说回来 你的信誉记录不错 anyhow, uh, you have a great credit score.
等等 怎么了？ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what was that?
什么怎么了？ What was what?
艾莉 她是不是对我摆臭脸了？ Ellie, did she just give me a dirty look?
我感觉如此 yeah, I thought so.
对不起 艾莉 I'm sorry, ellie.
我先生和我之间有点小紧张 There's been some tension between my husband and me.
如果不是我丈夫有狂想症 这房子早就租出去了 See, the truth is, we could've had the room rented by now if my husband wasn't so paranoid.
为什么? 就因为我没租给 那个瑞典健身男？ Why, because I wouldn't let the swedish bodybuilder move in?
你现在瞎得就像一只狐蝠 You're as blind as a fruit bat.
你怎么知道他是个健美先生？ How would you know if he's a bodybuilder?
我碰了他一下 I brushed up against him.
感觉到了他的二头肌 I felt his bicep.
很大的 It was huge.
那不是他的二头肌(是#$%^&*) 你怎么看他夺门而逃呢？ That wasn't his bice why do you think he rushed out of here?
好吧 通常我愿意倾听这些八卦 Okay, I normally dig this sort of interpersonal stuff,
但我20分的时候有节课 能谈正题么？ but I have a class in 20, so back to me?
你说的没错 艾莉 我丈夫说话不合时宜 You're right, ellie. My husband was totally inappropriate.
上课? 你是老师么？ So a class? Are you a teacher?
实际上 我是学艺术的学生 Actually, I'm an art student.
我的生活一直不错 My life was working pretty well,
所以我打算毁了它 去学画水果 and so I decided to junk it and learn how to paint fruit.
很傻吧？ It's, uh, stupid, right?
不 你挺勇敢的 Noit's gutsy.
我们挺喜欢你的 艾莉 Well, we like you, ellie,
如果你打算租全年 我们就更喜欢你了 and if you have first and last months' rent, we'd like you even more.
太好了 Fantastic.
我刚去了银行 你介意我付现金么？ I just hit the bank, so do you mind cash?
哦 不 我喜欢现金 Oh, no, I love cash.
现金跟我最合得来 Cash and I go way back.
你满意么 是否需要摸一下她？ So are you okay with this, or do you need to grope her, too?
那次确实不是那男人的胳膊？ So that really wasn't the guy's arm?
我还感觉到胳膊肘呢 It had an elbow.
这些是洗好的？ is this the clean pile?
我怎么没看出来！ 'Cause I'm not seeing it!
听着 重洗一遍 You know what? Do 'em all again.
这次用点力 This time, use a little elbow grease.
他们干得怎么样？ How are they doing?
在我看来 这些还不够艰苦 They are not suffering enough for my taste.
你确定刷盘子是最好的惩罚方式？ Are you sure that washing dishes is the right punishment?
我也搞不清楚了 汤姆 Well, gee, I'm kind of at a loss here, tom.
斯波克医生的书里 没介绍怎么惩罚纵火的孩子 Dr. Spock didn't have a chapter on how to punish your kids for burning down a building.
我感觉 我们处理的方式不对头 I just don't feel like we're handling this right.
也许该送他们去心理治疗 Maybe we should take 'em to therapy.
汤姆 他们又不是杀人狂 Tom, they're not serial killers.
他们只是担心父母离异的小可怜 They're two little boys who were afraid their parents were breaking up.
不过... 不 But still-- no.
我们能在家里解决 We can handle this -house.
保证他们下不为例 We can make sure they never do anything like this again.
好吧 Fine.
听你的 We'll try it your way.
但下个月 绝对不能让这俩孩子好过 But this next month is gonna be like boot camp for these guys.
他们要清理水槽 they are going to be cleaning out the gutters,
倒垃圾 修剪草坪 taking out the trash, mowing the lawns.
等等 这些该你干的 Wait a second. Those are your chores.
没时间说了 晚饭轮班开始了 No time to talk. Dinner shift's starting.
好了 就是这里了 okay, this is the place.
给我吧 我帮你扔了 Oh, here, let me throw that away for you.
不 我还没吃完呢 No, I'm not finished with it.
这是助产课 It's a lamaze class.
里面举着墨西哥肉卷的人 肯定不止我一个 I guarantee you I will not be the only woman in there holding a chimichanga.
这么多对夫妻 It's all couples.
如果麦克今晚不用去戒瘾所多好 I wish mike didn't have that rehab thing tonight.
用不用我留下来？ Do you want me to stay?
我可以不去看电影 I can skip the movie.
不 没事 oh, no, that's okay.
我自己就行 I'll be fine.
好吧 好好玩 Okay. Have fun.
别看了 我不给你吃 quit eyeing it. I ain't sharing.
你什么也别说 Okay, don't talk.
听我说完 Just listen.
还记得去年我提过爸爸的新女友吧 Remember last year when I brought up dad's new girlfriend,
你说不想再听到他们的事 and you said you never wanted to hear another word about one of his skanks again?
嗯 Yeah.
我刚在大厅碰到他们了 有件事你要知道... Okay, well, I just spotted them in the hallway, and there's something you should know.
哦 我的天啊 my god.
好了 你都看见了 Okay, you're all caught up.
她的新女友怀孕了 你都没告诉我？ He got his skank pregnant, and you didn't tell me?
我试着说过 记得么？ I tried, remember?
我说"爸爸和玛丽莎要..." 然后你打断我 I said, "dad and marisa are about to--" and then you stopped me,
你说"别跟我说" 我说"那我不提了" and then you said, "talk to the hand, " and I said, "no one says that anymore"--
好吧 我知道了 okay, I get it.
还有一件事 他们已经结婚了 One more thing. They're married.
再见 See ya.
苏西 Q Susie Q.
世界真小啊！ What a small world!
看看你多胖啊！ Look how fat you are.
你好 卡尔 Hello, karl.
玛丽莎 这是苏珊 我的前妻 Marisa, this is susan, my ex-wife.
你好 很高兴终于和你...见面了 Hello. It's so nice to finally meet...you.
亲爱的 我去登记 拿两个垫子 Honey, I-I'm gonna go sign us in and get us a couple mats.
好的 Okay.
你相信吗？ Can you believe this?
我们俩现在又都要有孩子了真难以置信 不是吗？ What are the chances we'd end up having more kids, huh?
尤其是你 Especially you.
什么意思? 我是说 像你这种年龄通常怀不上了 What does that mean? I'm just saying, most eggs your age don't take.
是你的魔力啊 Power to you.
好吧 说明白点 我们不能在同一个班里 Okay, clearly, this is not going to work.
你为什么不领着你的 未成年老婆去找别的班？ So why don't you take your child bride and find another class?
我知道了 她很年轻 I know. She's young.
让你觉得你应该做做拉皮 Makes you wanna have work done, huh?
或者不止这个?(减肥) Or should I say, more work done?
我唯一要做的就是把自己这个 重185磅的大肥婆赶出家就行了 The only work I've had done was getting 185 pounds of ugly fat sucked out of my house.
你吃醋了 我知道了 You're jealous. I get it.
她是个漂亮 风趣的法律教授 She's gorgeous, funny, a law professor.
哦 不不 法律教授的腿不长那样 Oh, no, no, no, th-those are not the legs of a law professor.
她要是去工作 当然不是那样 Not that she needs to work.
我刚刚成为了我事务所的合伙人 谢谢 I just made partner at my firm. Thanks.
我老是跟她说 "慢慢来" I keep telling her, "slow down.
"如果你真想干点什么 为什么不把我们的滑雪小屋重新装修一下?" "If you need something to do, why not oversee the remodel of our new ski chalet?"
我要去找玛丽莎了 Well, I better get back to marisa.
还有 你的东西在滴水 And by the way, you're dripping.
再见 妈妈 我走了 Bye, mom. I'm leaving.
10点以前回来 Be home by 10:00.
10点? 现在都快8点了 10:00? But it's almost 8:00 now.
没错 你明天还要上学 Yes, and it's also a school night.
好吧 fine.
跟那个男孩介绍一下我 我们等会再说宵禁的事 Introduce me to this boy, and we'll talk about king your curfew later.
好吧 以后有机会再说吧 Yeah, maybe some other night.
宝贝 我最后总会见到他的 Sweetie, i'm gonna have to meet him eventually.
只是... It's just...
我还不知道我到底喜不喜欢他 I don't even know if I like him yet.
当我确定了以后 你就可以见他了 When I do, you can meet him.
我10点以前回来 I'll be home by 10:00.
嘿 爸爸 嘿 小公主 hey, dad. Hey, princess.
我们走吧 我饿死了 Let's go. I'm starving.
亲爱的 我的指甲锉不见了 Honey, I can't find my nail file.
你看见了吗？ Have you seen it?
你在开玩笑吧？ Is that some kind of joke?
哦 对了 Oh, right.
我老是忘记你现在一无是处 I keep forgetting you're useless.
我去看看艾莉有没有 I'm gonna see if ellie has one.
嘿 艾莉 你有空吗？ Hey, ellie, you got a sec?
马上就来 Be right there.
嘿 怎么了？ hey, what's up?
嘿...哦 对不起 hey, uh...oh, I'm sorry.
我不知道你在...接待客人 I didn't know you were...tertaining.
我是加布·索利斯 I'm gaby solis.
嘿 hey
有什么可以帮你的吗？ Um, so what do you need?
知道吗? 以后再说吧 Oh, you know what? It can wait.
明早见 I'll see you in the morning.
好吧 太奇怪了 okay, that was weird.
怎么了？ What?
今晚早些时候 我看见有个男人进了艾莉的房间 所以我以为是她男朋友 Earlier tonight, I saw a guy coming out of ellie's room, so I assumed it was her boyfriend,
但是刚才我看见她房里有另一个男人 but just now I caught her in there with another guy.
好吧 Okay.
现在我们家有两个荡妇了 So we have two tramps living in our house.
就是因为我说你一无是处 是吗？ That was for the "useless" comment, wasn't it?
感觉好极了 And it felt good.
我听见他好象要走了 oh, it sounds like he's leaving.
希望不是因为我 I hope it's not 'cause of me.
也许我应该去道歉 Maybe I should go apologize.
好吧 也许这里是有两个荡妇 可是只有一个被付了钱 okay, there may be two tramps in this house, but only one of 'em is getting paid.
嘿 勒奈特 hey, lynette.
艾达的猫又跑出来了 Ida's cat got out again.
你看见它没？ You haven't seen him, have ya?
没有 不好意思 No, sorry.
希望你能找到它 I hope you find him.
如果它有一点像艾达 Well, if he's anything like ida,
等会门口灯亮了以后 它就会醉醺醺跑到我家里 he'll wander into my house drunk the next time "guiding light" is on.
等一下 我得修好这个 wait. Hold on. I have to fix this.
这太不公平了 This is so unfair.
是的 我知道 我讨厌她 Yeah, I know. I hate her.
她怎么什么事都没有？ How come she's not in trouble?
因为是我们放的火 笨蛋 所以现在我们要受罚 Because we started the fire, you idiot, so now we have to be punished.
我知道 但是是她出的主意！ I know, but it was her idea!
伙计们？ Boys?
你们在说谁？ Who are you talking about?
凯拉？ Kayla?
我能和你说两句话吗？ Can I speak to you for a second?
我想可以 I guess.
我有事情问你 你得说实话 好吗？ I need to ask you something, and I want you to tell me the truth, okay?
你和Rick的餐馆失火有关吗？ Did you have anything to do with the fire at rick's restaurant?
有人说和我有关吗？ Did someone say I did?
答案仅限于"有" 或 "没有" I'm looking for a "yes" or "no" answer here.
我没有放火 I didn't start the fire.
不 是双胞胎放的 但是他们说是你的主意 No, the twins did, but they say it was your idea.
我开了个玩笑 It was a joke.
我没想到他们会去做 I didn't think they'd actually do it.
凯拉... Kayla...
你为什么拿这种事开玩笑？ why would you even joke about something like that?
我们听见了你和爸爸说Rick多么想把你带走 We heard you and daddy talking about how rick wanted to take you away.
波特太生气了 Porter was so mad.
他想给Rick点颜色看看 He wanted to blow rick up.
普雷斯顿告诉他可以用炸药 Preston told him he could use dynamite.
我说太愚蠢了 I told them that was stupid.
没有人会有火药 No one has dynamite in their house.
但是每个人都有火柴 But everyone has matches.
你知不知道你在干什么？ Do you have any idea what you've done?
有人可能会丧命的 Someone could have been killed.
但是还是没有 But they weren't.
问题不在这！ But it doesn't matter!
蓄意纵火是很严重的罪行 Intentionally setting a fi is a very serious crime.
你不知道吗？ Don't you get that?
我知道 I do.
这就是为什么我觉得你教训他们教训得对 That's why I think it's good you're punishing the twins.
他们真是坏小孩 得给他们上一课 They're really bad kids, and they need to learn.
我跟你说我们打扮过分了 I told you we'd be overdressed.
这么做没什么错 There's nothing wrong with that.
这代表我们对心理助产 还有整个生育过程的尊重 It shows our respect for lamaze, and, you know, the whole birthing process.
或者是因为你的前夫在这 Or it's that your ex-husband's here.
卡尔? 他在这？ Karl? Is he here?
这太邪门了... 不必装了 Oh, what a freakish-- don't even bother.
你为什么不直接告诉我？ Why didn't you just tell me?
因为我知道你会让我们换班 'Cause I knew you'd make us switch to another class.
上一次我来这 卡尔就一个劲给我讲他生活多完美 Last time I was here, karl kept throwing his perfect life in my face,
我只想回来让他看看 我们过的也很好 and I just wanted to come back here and show him that we were doing well, too.
因此你不让我穿运动装 Hence the sport coat.
"因此" 这个词很高级 (Hence这个词表明学历 如Friends里面Joey说Hence把大家吓了一跳) "Hence." That's classy.
见到他多说点"因此" Say a lot of "hence" when we see him.
苏珊 关于我是谁我不想说谎 Susan, I'm not gonna lie about who I am.
我不是让你说谎 I'm not asking you to lie.
我就是让你编几句话 I'm just saying spin.
为什么你不编？ Why won't you spin?
我也不知道 I don't know.
嘿 管道工！ Hey, plumber!
有人厕所堵了吗？ Somebody clog a toilet?
我编 I'm in.
嘿 伙计们 Hey, guys.
麦克 你记得卡尔吗？ Mike, you remember karl?
这是卡尔的妻子玛丽莎 And this is karl's wife marisa.
你好 Hello.
过得怎么样？ So how's things going?
你还是大部分时间在水管子下过活？ You still spending most of your time with your head under a sink?
实际上 我雇了几个人 他们替我工作 Actually, I hired a couple of guys, and they do all the work.
我只管坐着收钱 因此也不穿运动装了 I just sit back and cash the checks, hence the sport coat.
是的 你们看起来气色很好 Yeah, you guys look fantastic.
而我相比之下好懒散 I feel like such a slob.
你们衣服太过了吧？ Kind of overdressed, aren't you?
我们等会还要去个大派对 Well, after this, we have a big party to go to.
最近 我们的应酬多得不可开交 Yeah, our social life is just crazy these days.
似乎每天晚上都有盛大的派对 Seems like every night we have some fancy party.
简直疯掉了哦 Just bananas.
你怎么从不带我出去玩？ why don't you ever take me out?
至少我没在第一堂助产课扔下你不管 Hey, at least I didn't ditch you on the first day of lamaze class.
我没有抛下苏珊不管 I didn't ditch susan.
我当时去拿我的"30天清醒纪念章"了 I was getting my 30-day chip.
你酗酒吗？ What, you're like an alkie?
其实是有药瘾 处方药上瘾 Drugs, actually. Prescription drugs.
但我去戒瘾了 现在已然戒掉 But I went through rehab, and I'm clean now.
祝贺你 Congratulations.
好了 该开始了 okay, people, time to get started.
请坐下 Take your seats.
你丈夫一直在戒毒？ so your hubby's been in rehab?
这才是疯掉了 That's just bananas.
我知道 I know.
结果整件事都是Kayla的主意 Turns out the whole thing was kayla's idea.
罚她和波特和Preson一起洗碗吧 Well, I guess porter and preston have a new dishwashing buddy, huh?
不行 Mm, no.
这还不够 I think it goes a little further than that.
我觉得这个问题少女病得不轻 I think we have a seriously troubled young girl.
她需要专业帮助 She needs...professional help.
心理医生？ Like therapy?
你之前就说过的 现在我们真的别无选择 You brought it up before, and in this case, I really don't thi we have a choice.
真有意思 Interesting.
亲手放火的男孩们不需要看心理医生 So the boys, who actually physically set the fire--they don't need therapy,
只用嘴说了说的Kayla却要看？ but kayla, who only talked about it--she does?
你没看到她刚才的样子 You didn't see her.
她就坐在那儿 弄着她的洋娃娃 眼神冷静得可怕 She just sat there, playing with her doll with this kind of eerie calm.
噢 她很不在意 Oh, she was calm.
看来得防患于未然了 Yeah, better nip that in the bud.
不是 你没明白我的意思 No, you're missing my point.
不 我明白了 No, I get your point.
我的孩子和你的孩子有双重标准 There are different rules for my kid than there are for yours.
呃...是的 Well...yeah.
想想看这孩子不幸的经历 Think of what that poogirl has been through.
再说... And on top of that...
她妈妈有点丧心病狂 her mom was kind of a psycho.
你的意思是Kayla也很变态 Okay, you are saying that kayla is a psycho now.
我是说 苹果...树 I am just saying, apple...tree.
有其母必有其女 Maybe not so far.
而我要说 我女儿没问题 And I'm just saying, my daughter is fine.
用不着看心理医生 No therapy.
奥森 你在这干什么？ orson, what are you doing here?
布里 见到你真好 Bree, it's so good to see you.
我已经想过了 I have been doing some thinking.
是啊 从你的口气里我闻出来了 Yes, I can smell the thinking on your breath.
你疯了吗 醉成这样还开车？ Are you insane, driving in this condition?
我没醉 No, I didn't.
我开车来的时候没喝酒 等你的时候才喝的 I arrived sober, and I drank while I waited.
我是个守法的公民 I am a law-abiding man.
除了时不时肇事逃逸 Except for the occasional hit-and-run.
啊 你说那件事 Ah, the incident.
这正是我想和你说的 That's what I'm here to talk about.
我准备好答应你的要求 去警察局自首了 I am prepared to meet your condition and go to the police.
真的吗？ you are?
对 我全想好了 Yes, I have it all figured out.
关键就是我会梦游 The key is the sleepwalking.
苏珊看到了 Susan saw it.
我们找一位精神医师作证 我那天开车时在梦游 We'll find a psychiatrist to testify that I was sleepwalking when I drove the car.
这主意棒极了！ It's brilliant!
不 这是你的怯懦与你喝的苦杏酒 调和出来的蹩脚的胡思乱想 No, it's a pathetic fantasy fueled by cowardice and amaretto sours.
你犯罪了 奥森 You committed a crime, orson.
面对现实吧 Face it.
布里 人家想回家嘛 bree, I just want to come home.
求你了！ Please!
很高兴你们两个破镜重圆 不过想亲热 还是到屋里去吧 He I'm glad you two are patching things up, but take the makeup sex inside.
伊蒂能帮我个忙 把奥森送回他的公寓吗？ Edie, would you do me a favor and take orson back to his apartment?
我得让保姆回家了 I have to let my sitter go home.
好的 Uh, all right.
进来吧 Hop in.
噢 不要这样 Oh, no, please.
别让我回去 Don't make me go back there.
其他离婚的男人们正想放纵一把 The other divorced men are trying to start a book club.
受不了你了 Oh, for god sakes.
今晚你就在我家沙发上睡吧 You can sleep it off on my couch tonight.
把衣服整整 上车吧 now hitch up your skirt and get in.
好的 Yeah. Yeah.
整晚都有男人从她房间进进出出 There have been men coming out of her room at all hours of the night,
我还看见她数一卷钱 and I saw her counting a wad of cash.
长话短说 请你们帮忙把那个妓女赶出我家 So long story short, I need your help to get that hooker out of my housE.
你要我们做什么？ What do you want us to do?
我没有确凿的证据 她又签了租约 Well, I've got no solid evidence, and she's got a lease.
所以鲍勃 我要你去"光顾"她的生意 So, bob, I was hoping you could "solicit" her services.
这样我就有证据了 That way I'll have proof.
你知道我是同性恋 是吧？ You do know I'm gay, right?
没错 Exactly.
你们很会演戏 You people are theatrical,
我需要信得过的人 做一次不露破绽的表演 and I need someone I can count on to give a decent performance.
我不明白 I don't know.
让我来 I'll do it.
什么？ What?
不想冒犯你 Well, no offense.
我只是觉得鲍勃成功的机率大一点 I just think bob has a better shot at pulling it off.
他更有... He's a little more...
男人味 butch.
我知道 I know.
你听到了 宝贝？ You hear that, honey?
拜托 想让人相信你是异性恋 Please, the only way you'd be convincing as a straight guy
除非死了再投胎 来世做个异性恋 is if you died and came back as a straight guy.
抱歉 谁高中时舞伴是女生？ I'm sorry. Who went to their senior prom with a girl?
对 你的舞伴是Suzy Sellers 跟她的男生后来都成了同性恋 Yeah, suzy sellers, gay maker.
如果你要找有男人味的人 If you're looking for butch,
要知道我在《西区故事》里扮演Tony 好评如潮 you should know that I played tony in "west side story" to rave reviews.
中场休息时 他还和"Krupke警官"(的演员)乱搞 He also made out with officer krupke during intermission.
我不在乎谁做 Well, I really don't care who does it.
做成就行 Just get it done.
还有...换件衣服 And...don't wear that.
千万别在中饭吃了烤馅饼之后 再去看剖腹产的录像 Never watch a c-section film if you had a calzone for lunch.
没事吧？ Everything okay?
你非得告诉卡尔戒毒的事吗？ Did you have to tell karl about rehab?
你说过 我用不着说谎的 You said I didn't have to lie.
对 但这不意味着你可以大肆宣传 我们最隐秘最黑暗的经历 Yeah, but that doesn't mean you have to go blurting all our deepest, darkest secrets.
这不算黑暗 这是我的一部分 it's not dark. It's part of who I am.
另外戒瘾的第一课 就是"心存秘密 有害身心" Plus one of the first things they teach you in the program is it's not healthy to keep secrets.
因此 要诚实 Hence, the honesty.
别再说"因此"了 Oh, enough with the "hence."
我只是说 有些事是很私人的 I'm just saying that some thgs are private,
你应该在得体的前提下诚实 and I think that you can be honest without being inappropriate.
我刚才说的时候 她妻子祝贺了我 When I said it, his wife congratulated me.
你注意到了吗？ Did you notice that?
而卡尔幸灾乐祸地做了鬼脸 And karl made his happy monkey face.
你注意到了吗？ Did you notice that?
你知道吗 苏珊？ You know what, susan?
这个徽章提醒我以后的日子里 每天都要与自己战斗 This reminds me of the battle I have to fight every day for the rest of my life.
这对我很重要 That's what's important to me.
我才不在乎你前夫怎么想 I don't give a rat's ass what your ex-husband thinks.
这不是加根医生的办公室 This isn't dr. Kagen's office.
事实上 这是另外一种医生的诊所 Well, actually, this is a different kind of doctor.
你可以和这种医生谈谈心 You know, the kind you can talk to?
你带我来看精神病专家？ You brought me to a shrink?
我想带你来一个安全的环境 这样你就可以倾诉你的感情 Well, I thought you might like to have a safe place where you could share your feelings.
知道吗？ You know?
你妈妈过世 你搬进来和我们住 这段时间 你经历了很多事 With your mom's death and moving in with us, you've been through a lot.
这是很久前的事了 That was a long time ago.
我很好 I'm fine.
那很好 但有时经历了困难之后 你的思想就会发生变化 Well, good, but sometimes when you go through hard things, it changes the way you think.
也许会失去明辨是非的能力 Maybe we have trouble telling the difference between what's right and what's wrong.
我没有这问题 I don't have any trouble with that.
事实上 你有 Actually, you do.
所以我们才到这来的 That's why you're here.
我们等会和医生聊聊好吗？ So let's just wait and talk to the doctor, okay?
知道吗 勒奈特？ you know what, lynette?
也许我是该跟医生聊聊是非的问题 Maybe i should talk to the doctor about right and wrong.
很好 Good.
也许我也该跟警察聊聊 Then maybe I should talk to the police.
什么? 不 What? No.
宝贝 我们用不着那么做 Sweetie, we don't need to do that.
真的吗？ Really?
因为 双胞胎兄弟们犯了罪 'Cause what the twins did is a crime.
就像你说的 有人可能会死 I mean, like you said, someone could've been killed.
如果不去报警 那就是错了吧？ So if we don't go to the police, wouldn't that be wrong?
你不明白的了 You don't understand.
不 我明白 No, I do.
要跟医生谈 我得先报警 If i have to talk to the shrink, i have to talk to the cops.
嗨 你是Kayla吧 hi. U must be kayla.
请进来吧 I'm all ready for you.
医生 我觉得我们没什么问题了 Actually, I think we're okay.
我们...已经在这个候诊室 把问题都解决了 We...resolved our problems just sitting in your waiting room.
噢 你真是太厉害了 b, you're good.
好了 我们得走了 'Kay. So we're gonna go.
目标人物出现 Target in place.
行动开始 We're a go.
他来了 he's coming out.
他那叫什么衣服？ What is he wearing?
搞得跟威猛乐队退出的成员一样 (应该指的是Andrew Ridgely) He looks like the lost member of wham!
他觉得那样看起来像个直男 He thinks the outfit makes him look straight.
你该庆幸我没让他含个牙签出去 Just be thankful I got the toothpick out of his mouth.
他非得这么样叉着腰吗？ must he put his hand on his hip like that?
男人点 拜托 Butch up, for god sakes!
什么 你觉得我是什么人？ What? What do you think I am?
什么 What?
啊 糟糕 Oh, crap!
收队 收队 Abort! Abort!
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
你这混球 给我滚 You are a pig, and I'm gonna kick your ass.
艾莉 你在干嘛 Ellie, what are you doing?
你的猥琐邻居 Your creepy neighbor--
竟然说要给我钱陪他睡觉 he came over here and offered me money to sleep with him.
加布 快告诉她 gaby, tell her.
告诉我什么？ Tell me what?
他也对我说了这个话 Uh, he did the same thing to me.
住手 Perv!
好了 够了 Hey, that's enough.
加布跟她说实话 不然我自己来 Gaby, tell her, or I will.
这是怎么回事？ What's going on?
是这样的 Here's the thing.
我怀疑你是个妓女 I thought you were a hooker.
所以我让Lee来光顾你 然后我就能捉奸在床 So I had lee proposition you so I could catch you in the act.
结果呢 你通过测试了 But guess what? You passed the test.
大家该干嘛干嘛去吧 everybody inside for margaritas.
艾莉 等等 Ellie, wait.
是我错了 I made a mistake.
我们来谈谈好吗？ Can we please talk about this?
你跟你邻居说我是个妓女 Dude, you just told your neighbors that I'm a whore.
你从我的角度考虑一下 Look at it from my point of view.
你是个很有魅力的女人 You're an attractive woman.
男人们进进出出 Guys are coming and going.
我还看到你跟他们其中一个拿钱了 I saw you take money from one of 'em.
我会想到什么呢？ What am I supposed to think?
好吧 All right.
我跟你说 You might as well know.
我是给人纹身的 I do tattoos.
什么？ You do what?
我以前是在市区工作的 但是那个混账老板要抽70%的佣金 See, I've been working downtown, and I have this jerk of a boss who takes 70% of my moneY.
所以我现在努力挣钱 然后自己开个店 So I'm trying to earn enough cash to finally open my own shop.
你在我房子里开纹身店？ You've been running a tattoo parlor out of my house?
对不起 我没跟你说实话 I know. I'm sorry I lied.
我明天早上就走 I'll be gone in the morning.
艾莉 等等 Okay, ellie, wait.
你不用搬走 You don't have to go.
真的吗 我要一直开工 这样才能上得起学校 Are you sure? Because I have to keep doing my work to pay for school.
我觉得接下来几个月 我可以睁一只眼闭一只眼 Well, I suppose I could look the other way for a few months.
至少这是我能为你补偿的 因为把你想成了妓女 It's the least I could do for thinking you're a whore.
能原谅我吗？ forgive me?
当然可以 Of course.
嗨 伊蒂 很谢谢你昨晚帮我个大忙 Hi, ediethanks again for helping me out last night.
不用客气 Oh, no problem.
奥森的车还停在我家 Orson's car is still parked at my house.
他说了什么时候来开走吗？ Um, did he mention when he'd be coming back to pick it up?
你为什么不自己问他呢？ Well, why don't you ask him yourself?
他在冲凉 He's in the shower.
他昨晚在你家？ He spent the night here?
显然 他不喜欢住在美景酒店 Apparently, he's not a big fan of fairview towers,
他喝得醉醺醺的 又唠叨个不停 我只好让他在沙发上过夜 and he was so drunk and whiny, I just let him ride my couch.
我希望以后都不会再出现这种事情 Well, um, just so you know, in the future, I'not comfortable with that.
我还是不能接受 This can't happen again.
布里... Bree...
你想哪里去了？ wh are you getting at?
我觉得...你应该知道 Oh, I-I-I think you know.
你就直说好了 以免你不小心说我是荡妇 Tell me anyway, just in case you're not saying I'm a big slut.
拜托 伊蒂 Oh, come on, edie.
你总有办法接手其他女人抛弃的男人 Carlos Mike Karl You know, carlos, mike, karl-- you do have a way at picking at other women's leftovers.
首先 我不喜欢奥森 First of all, I am not attracted to orson.
会让我觉得是跟花生酱三明治做爱 I mean, that would be like having sex with pbs.
其次 我不喜欢你这个态度 And second, just because I don't like your attitude,
我决定 他爱待多久 我就让他待多久 I'm gonna let him stay as long as he wants.
伊蒂！ Edie!
几天 几周 到圣诞节也无所谓 还可以帮我挂灯呢 Days, weeks--might even let him hang my christmas lights.
拜托 伊蒂 想想我们的友谊好吗？ Come on, edie. Think of our friendship.
你想我会有什么反应 勒奈特? 你背着我带她去看医生 How'd you expect me to react, lynette? You took her to therapy behind my back.
如果不是问题很严重 我又怎么会那么做 and I wouldn't have done that unless I thought we had a serious problem, which we do.
为什么 因为她威胁你吗? 当然了 谁让你骗她呢 Why, because she threatened you? Of course she did. You ambushed her.
汤姆 不承认你的孩子有问题是一回事 Tom, it is one thing not to want to admit something's wrong with your kid.
视而不见又是另外一回事 It's another to just bury your head in the sand.
究竟是谁视而不见 是你 Who's burying their head in the sand? You are.
不 不 根本就是你在捏造事实 你早就该发现问题了 no, no, no, no, you're distorting reality. There are opportunities that you can see that--
我没有 我为什么要这么做 I'm not! What would be my agenda?
你不能这么做 you can't pull the crap like this.
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
我刚从屋顶跳下来 感觉太棒了 I jumped off the rooF. It was awesome.
肯定不是 真的 跟背着降落伞一样 No way. Yeah. It was just like a parachute.
想要试试看么？ You wanna try it?
万一不起作用呢 But maybe it won't work.
不会的 我刚试过了 It will. I just did it.
你们想的话 我给你们示范 If you want, I can show you.
哎呀 你们被罚了 玩不了 Oh, wait. You're in trouble. You can't.
算了吧 Never mind.
是你视而不见 是你视而不见 your head in the sand. You're burying your head in the sand.
不 不是 是你在捏造事实 你早就该发现是怎么回事了 No.It is different. No, because you're distorting reality. There are so many opportunities that you could look and see what's going on.
我没有 你不能这么做 勒奈特 I am not! But you can't pull crap like this, lynette.
你应该视Kayla如己出 我本来就当她是自己女儿 Either you treat kayla like she's your own kid-- come on.I do.
妈 mom!
天啊 怎么回事？ Oh, my god! Oh, my god! What happened?
他没事吧 is he okay?
波特 给我从屋顶上下来 Porter, get down off that roof!
起来 好痛 Get up. Up. It hurts.
我们得送他去医院 Oh, we gotta take him to the hospital.
你留在这里看着孩子们 Okay, you stay here. You take care of the kids.
好吧 我送他去医院 Okay.All right. I will take him to the hospital.
不 你们一起送他去 我来看着孩子 快去 快去 No, you--you both go. I got the kids. Go, go, go, go.
谢谢你 凯伦 快上车 孩子 上车 Thanks, karen. Come here, buddy. There.
没事的 宝贝 没事的 It's okay, sweetie. You're gonna be just fine. therE.
嗨 苏西 hey, susie.
水电工哪去了 Where's the plumber?
在主妇家的除油机里找结婚戒指吗？ Fishing a wedding ring out of some housewife's grease trap?
他不舒服 He's not feeling well.
玛丽莎也不在嘛 I see marisa isn't here either.
没错 她忙着新书签售呢 Yeah, she got stuck at her book signing.
她也写书 和你一样 不过是写给大人看的 卖得也好 She writes books, like you, only hers are for grown-ups and they sell.
好了 卡尔 你赢了 高兴了吧？ Okay, karl, you win. You happy?
这算怎么回事呢？ What's this about?
别再玩这个了 你真无聊 Just drop the act. You are so loving this.
你娶了拥有法学学位的美国小姐 You ended up with the miss america with a law degree,
我只能嫁个嗑药的水电工 满意了吧？ and I ended up with the pillhead plumber. Bravo.
该死的 怎么就是展不开 Damn it! Why won't this unroll?
玛丽莎不是个完美的女人 You know, marisa's not perfect.
跟其他人一样 我们也有自己的问题 We have our problems like anyone else.
真的？ Oh, really?
你们也过一天算一天么 You guys live one day at a time?
她回来晚了 你会一下就想到 她又出去嗑药了或者她已经死了吗？ Is your first thought when she's late that maybe she's out using again or maybe she's dead?
所有的一切都显得如此脆弱 It just seems like everythingis so fragile right now,
这不是你生孩子时希望看到的状况 which is not the way you want it to be when you're about to have a baby.
你现在担心孩子的爸爸信不过 So you're worried you might be having a kid with an unreliable guy.
我明白 你以前也试过 I get it. You did that once before.
没错 那是个最糟糕的男人 Uh, yeah. That guy was the worst.
是说我么？ wasn't I, though?
我骗你 经常喝酒 I cheated, drank too much.
我还挖空心思追求你表妹 I made that play for your cousin.
哦 你还不知道那个呢 没追上 Oh, right, you didn't know about that. That never happened.
总之 我总是撒谎 Anyway, I lied about every bit of it.
麦克至少在努力坦诚 At least mike's trying to be honest.
我知道 I know.
只希望我的人生也可能快进 好看看结果是否美好 I just wish I could fast-forward through my life and see that everything ends up okay.
别告诉那水管工我说过这话 但是... 他人不错 Hey, don't tell the plumber this, but, uh... he's a good guy.
他会好好照顾你的 不像我那样 I think he's gonna be therfor you in a way that I never was.
谢谢 Thank you.
是哪个表妹？ Which cousin?
哦 那有个子宫模型 Oh, look, a model of the uterus.
是只大灰猫 注意一下好吗? 没问题 He's a big, gray cat, so if you could just keep an eye out? Of course.
Karen 我忙完之后会帮你找Toby的 Actually, karen, when I'm done here, I could go try to find toby for you.
谢谢你 布里 Thanks, bree. I appreciate that.
如果你找到他 别盯着他看 会把他惹毛的 Oh, if you do find him, don't look him in the eye. It angries him up.
你真是助人为乐 That's very nice of you to help her,
还能让你不再想奥森的事情 and it'll take your mind off of evething with orson, too.
希望如此 实际上我很想念他 I hope sO. Truth is, I miss him.
可能最后我还是会让他回家 And I'll probably let him come home eventually.
只是想让他明白 他的行为有多严重 I just need to know he understands the gravity of what he did.
我不知道他干了什么 不过小心点 Well, I don't know what he did, but be careful.
有些男人保证他们会改 实际不会 Some men say they're going to change, and they can't.
你好 迪伦 你看上去真可爱 Oh, hello, dylan. You look lovely.
她要去约会 我还没见过那个男孩 She has a date with a boy I haven't met yet.
只是去看电影 没什么大不了的 It's just a movie. It's no big deal.
即便如此 已经是第三次约会了吧？ Be that as it may, it's the, what, third time you've gone out?
我连他的名字都不知道 I don't even know his name.
妈 我说过了 我还没准备好把他介绍给你 Mom, I told you. I'm not ready for you to meet him.
到时候你就知道了 When I am, you'll know.
晚安 霍奇太太 晚安 Good night, mrs. Hodge. Good night.
好吧 言归正传 okay, back to business.
你觉得帕克府卷(一种甜品)怎么样？ How do you feel about parker house rolls?
我个人觉得不太好 I mean, personally, I think they're played out.
布里 我们明天再接着谈吧？ Actually, bree, can we pick this up again tomorrow?
可以 怎么了？ Well, of course. Is everything all right?
没什么 只是得去跟踪我女儿 Oh, yes. I just need to go spy on my daughter.
关键是保证你两车之间 隔着一辆车 去玩吧 Ah, the key is to keep one car between yours and hers at all times. Have fun.
我们可能该结帐了 Oh, we should probably get the check.
我10点前就得回家 I have to be back by 10:00.
还有喝咖啡的时间么？ We still have time for coffee?
不是我急着想回去 是我妈今晚老烦我 I don't wanna push it. Mom was all over me tonight.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry about that.
没什么 还好啦 Whatever. It's fine.
不 No. It's not.
我看得出来 这事让你很为难 I can see how hard this whole thing is on you.
让我觉得 要是我们能... It makes me wish we could just...
跟她说实话 tell her the truth.
我不知道 I don't know.
你自己选择吧 Well... it's your choice.
很可能是正确的 And you're probably right.
我们过得很愉快 我不想毁了这些 We got a good thing going here. I don't wanna ruin it.
但 这么说吧 But I'll tell you something.
如果要是让我选... If it was only up to me...
我会跟她坦白的 I'd come clean.
是吗? 绝对是的 You would? Absolutely.
那样我就能告诉你妈妈 我是多么抱歉了 That way I could tell your mom how sorry I am.
我不指望她能原谅我 I-I wouldn't expect her to forgive me,
但我希望她至少能... but I could hope she could at least...
看到我的转变 see I've changed.
但不管你怎么做 我都没意见 But whatever you wanna do is okay by me.
好的 谢谢 Okay, thank you
我在喜福山旅馆定了个房间 well, I've got a room at a hotel in mt. Pleasant.
估计我该走了 I guess I'll get going.
已经很晚了 明天再走吧？ Oh, it's late. Why not just go tomorrow?
我觉得很打扰你 是的 Well, I feel like I'm imposing. You are.
不过你调的马提尼很棒 还管什么打扰不打扰的 But you make a decent martini, so what the hell.
看来...你很喜欢霍奇秘方吧？ So... you like the hodge formula, huh?
你看 秘诀是... 我可不听你显摆 You see, the secret- I don't hear shaking.
话说回来 你回家时见到布里了吗？ By the way, did you see bree when you were coming home?
没有 No, I didn't.
我一直认为她会给我打电话的 I keep thinking she's gonna call me.
你要是不想说就算了 不过... Look, you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to, but...
你们这对完美伉俪 到底出什么事了？ wt the heck happened over at ken and barbie's dream house?
我犯了个大错 布里再也不会原谅我了 I made a mistake, and bree won't forgive me.
你看 这就是布里这种人的毛病 You see, that's the problem with the brees of this world.
他们完美过头了 They're too damn perfect.
他们根本不理解 你我这样的普通人 有时会犯一些错误的 I mean, they don't understand that people like you and me-- well, that we screw up.
是的 不过这不是普通的错误 这个... Yeah, well, this was no ordinary mistake.This was--
这个实在是很恶劣 this was something terrible.
难道你是同志? 什么？ Was it something gay? What?
当然不是了 接着说 Of course it wasn't. Keep talking.
相信我 布里永远不会原谅我的 Trust me. Bree will never forgive me.
也许她就不该原谅我 我不配得到她的原谅 You know what? Maybe she shouldn't. Maybe m not worthy of forgiveness.
那么... Well...
你为你的所作所为感到抱歉么？ are you sorry for what you did?
是的 无可复加地抱歉 Yes. More than anyone will ever know.
那你就是值得原谅的 Well, then you're worthy.
谢谢你 伊蒂 thank you, edie.
别这样 我喝多了 我也会哭的 好啦 Don't start. I'm drunk. I'm gonna start crying, too. Come on.
你真是个好人 伊蒂 Britt You're a good person, edie britt.
你也没多坏啊 Well, you're not so bad yourself.
我觉得 不该这样... 没错 mm, I don't-- I don't think we should... you're right.
不是个好主意 bad idea.
都怪你的霍奇秘方 I blame the hodge formula.
是的 Yes.
你应该累了吧 You're probably tired.
我去把你的房间准备好 Let me get your room ready for you.
妈妈 我能给你谈谈吗？ Mom.Can I talk to you?
当然 Of course.
我觉得不得不说 I guess I just have to say it.
我对你撒谎了 我没有跟男孩约会 I've been lying to you. There is no boy.
然后呢？ And?
然后... And...
我是在和某人见面 这是真的 well, I've been meeting someone. That part is true.
不过 是和爸爸见面 But it's dad. I've been meeting dad.
真的吗？ Really?
那... 你不生气么？ So... you're not upset?
很显然 你是想和你爸爸见面 You made it very clear that you wanted to meet your father,
我早知道会有这么一天 就提前做好心理准备了 so I knew this day was coming, and I prepared mysel
我能叫他进来吗？ well, can I go get him, then?
进来吧 她同意了 Come in! She says it's okay.
嘿 凯西 Hey, kathy.
好久不见了 Been a long time.
迪伦 你能不能回你的房间? 我们要叙叙旧 Dylan, why don't you go up to your room so we can catch up?
没事的 真的 It's all right, really.
去吧 亲爱的 Go ahead, honey.
你把她照顾得很好 她已经亭亭玉立了 You did a great job with her. She's, uh, she's a wonderful girl.
你看起来棒极了 一点都没变 You look fantastic. Haven't aged a day.
我是为迪伦来的 好吗？ Look, I'm here for dylan, okay?
我确信你也是这么对她说的 她肯定信以为真了 I'm sure that's what you told her, and I'm sure she believed it...
因为她不了解你 because she doesn't know you.
我却了解 But I do.
不 凯西 你现在不再了解了 No, you don't, kathy, not anymore.
已经过了很久了 12年了 It's been a long time-- 12 years.
我很清楚多久了 I know exactly how long it's been.
那很好 因为... Okay. Good, because, um...
我变了 我现在已经和从前不一样了 I've changed. I'm a different man now.
你得承认有这个可能吧？ Well, you have to admit that that's possible, right?
你变了？ You've changed, huh?
也许你变了吧 我确实变了 Well, maybe you have. I have.
想知道变成什么样了吗? 当然 Like to know how? Sure...
如果你想说的话 if you wanna tell me.
我再也不会怕你了 I'm not scared of you anymore.
好啊 你不必怕的 Good. You don't have to be.
我再也不是那个被你打倒在地... I'm not the same woman you knocked around,
你拳打脚踢... 勒住脖子... the woman you punched...choked...
你从你自己的拳头上舔血的女人了 the one whose bld you licked off your knuckles.
那个女人 已经一去不复返了 She's gone.
因此你要证明自己是个男人... So you'll just have to prove you're a man...
就得换个法子了 some other way.
你在试着激怒我吗 Kathy？ You trying to make me mad, kathy?
我不知道我还能激怒你 I didn't know I still could.
我有这本事吗？ Can I?
过了这么久 有很多事需要解决 This is a lot to deal with after so long, I guess.
我不该一下子都提出来 I shouldn't have sprung it on you all at once.
告诉迪伦 我明天再给她打电话 Tell dylan I'll call her tomorr.
你还是那么漂亮 Kathy And you're as beautiful as you ever were, kath.
晚安 Good night
"欢迎"这个词 总是带有一定的风险 the word "welcome" always carries with it a certain amount of risk.
毕竟让别人走进自己的家 就是让人进入自己的生活 After all, to let someone into your home is to let them into your life.
我们永远不知道 这些人藏着什么不可告人的秘密 And we never know what sorts of horrible secrets they carry with them.
我们无法预知怎样惨痛的后果 We can't foresee the painful effect
可能会降临到我们深爱的人身上 they might have on our loved ones.
更不会想到这些人的到来 会惹来多少流言蜚语 We don't anticipate the gossip that could result from their presence.
是的... Yes...
千万要留心我们生命里邀来的访客 we must be very careful with those we invite into our lives...
因为 有些人... because some...
拒绝离去 will refuse to leave.