前情提要 Previously on...
我们能重新开始吗 Can we start over?
对紫藤郡的主妇们而言 今天充满意外 It was a surprising day for the women of Wisteria Lane.
我想问你 是否愿意共进晚餐 非常乐意 Well, I was wondering if you might want to have dinner with me. Okay.
他让她达到高潮 不 不是故意的 He's giving her orgasms?! Ah! Not deliberately.
我知道我们会成为好朋友 I can see we're going to be great friends.
你是个充满活力 有吸引力的女人 You are a vibrant, attractive woman, you...
但我两年没有做爱了 我不再年轻了 Who hasn't had sex in two years. That spells "grandma" to me.
等我出去后 让我和你一起住 Let me come stay with you when I get outta here.
那家伙以为我妥协了 This guy thinks I'm out of commission,
我就将计就计 and I want to keep it that way.
怎么了 一整晚坐立不安 我想 我忘记关餐馆的冷库门了 What's wrong with you? You've been antsy all night. I think I left the freezer door at Scavo's open.
但好戏还在后头 But it was an even more surprising night...
倒霉 我爸来了 对于斯加沃一家来说 Crap! It's my dad! For the Scavos.
她在哪 别进去 她没穿衣服 Where is she? Don't. She isn't wearing anything, all right?
她是谁 只是班上的一个女同学 Who is she? Just some girl from English class.
我去洗手间 I'm gonna go in the bathroom.
60秒内让她消失 You got 60 seconds to get her out of here.
当天晚上 .
5分钟后 .
斯加沃的家里 There was a slight misunderstanding
有个小小的误会 in the Scavo house that night.
家里的某个成员出轨了 You see, someone in the family
对象是个已婚女士 was having an affair with a married woman,
勒奈特·斯加沃怀疑自己的丈夫 and Lynette Scavo suspected her husband.
虚惊一场 冰箱门都关了 Hey. False alarm. The freezer was shut tight.
不幸的是 勒奈特错了 Unfortunately for Lynette, she was wrong.
撒谎 Liar.
什么 汤姆 我一直都知道我们会改变 What? I always knew things could change between us, Tom,
但不管什么样 but no matter what,
我以为你会一直尊重我 the one thing I always thought I'd get is your respect.
勒奈特 怎么了 Lynette, what's going on?
我跟随你到了仓库 我什么都知道了 I followed you to the warehouse. I know everything.
噢 男人的事 Oh, boy.
在这件事上 Yeah, at this point,
我认为我要的不止这些 I think I'm gonna need a little bit more than that.
你是对的 我不应该对你有所隐瞒 You're right. I shouldn't have kept this from you.
而且 And...
接下来 我打算让你来处理 You know, for what it's worth, I wanted to bring you in on it. Huh?
但我又怕你反应过度 But I was afraid you'd overreact.
这就是你怕的吗 Ahh. That's what you were afraid of?
我也很担心 Hey, I'm upset, too.
但我们要面对事实 男人就这德性 But let's face it. Boys will be boys.
我想 现在我需要坐下来 I think... I have to sit down now.
勒奈特 你真的很吃惊吗 Lynette, are you really surprised?
这已经不是第一次了 It's not the first time this has happened.
也不会是最后一次 And it definitely won't be the last.
你知道吗 我现在想杀了你 但他也是你儿子啊 You know what? I have to kill you now. Well, he's your son, too.
谁 波特 Who? Porter!
你在说什么 What are you talking about? I found out.
我发现波特在仓库里跟某个女孩约会 Porter's been hooking up with some girl at our warehouse.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
就这样 And just like that,
加沃斯家里这个小小的误会解除了 the slight misunderstanding in the Scavo house had ended...
怎么了 Hey. What's up?
你跟你最好朋友的妈妈上床 You're having sex with your best friend's mother?!
一场天翻地覆的家庭战争 And a huge family crisis
就此开始 had begun.
欲望 导致我们误入歧途 Desire... it's an emotion designed to lead us astray,
致使我们买不能偿付的东西 causing us to buy things we can't afford...
诱引我们吃 Encouraging us to sample desserts
并不需要的甜点 we don't need...
促使我们陷入 And pushing us into love affairs
一段没有准备好的感情中去 we're clearly not ready for.
我想要你给那女人打电话 I want you to call that woman
告诉她你不会再见她 and tell her you are never seeing her again.
她有名字 叫安 Her name is Anne.
她叫希林夫人 Her name is Mrs. Schilling.
你6岁的时候她还抱过你 She was your t-ball coach when you were 6.
那 你最好的朋友知道 By the way, does your best friend know
你跟他妈妈上床吗 you're sleeping with his mother?
科比还不知道我们的感情 We're keeping our relationship from Kirby for now.
这不是感情 This isn't a relationship.
这个女人在利用你 You are being used by this woman.
不是的 我爱她 No, I'm not. I love her.
好吧 那我打给她 Okay, that's it. I'm calling her.
不要 No.
如果是他老公接电话呢 Hey! What if her husband answers?
波特 Gee, Porter.
那只是跟已婚女约会的一个坏处 That's just one of the pitfalls of dating a married woman.
听我说 希林先生不能知道这事的 Listen to me! Mr. Schilling can't find out.
他是暴力狂 他会杀了她 He... he's totally violent. He... he would kill her.
那是你把她推到火坑里的 Well, then you have put her in a very dangerous position,
不是吗 haven't you?
好吧 我打给她 告诉她一切都结束了 Okay. I'll call her. I'll tell her it's over.
我会说这些 I'm not going to say that you know.
这会让她崩溃 但请向我保证 That'll just freak her out. But you have to promise me
你们不会跟她那个神经病老公说 that you won't say anything to her psycho husband.
我不会保证你什么事 那 一旦我发现 I am not promising anything. So help me, if I find out
你做了伤害她的事 that you do something, and she gets hurt,
我会离家出走 不再回来 I will leave this house and I will never come back!
拜托 你不会那么做的 Oh, please! You would never do that.
是吗 我会做很多 Yeah? Well, i-I've done a lot of things
你们意想不到的事 you never thought I would do.
等等 Wait.
我们什么都不会说 We won't say anything.
但如果你不把这事结束了 你不用离家出走 But if you don't end this, you won't have to leave.
我们会把你赶出去 We will throw you out.
您想见我吗 So... you wanted to see me?
坐下 Sit.
告诉我们 查理 Tell us, Charlie...
你喜欢在范德坎普夫人小店里工作吗 Have you enjoyed working here at Mrs. Van De Kamp's?
喜欢 这很好 Yeah. It's great.
有否觉得我们亏待你了 没有 You don't feel you've been underpaid? No.
那也许你该解释一下 Well, then perhaps you can explain
为什么昨天从盒子里偷拿了200块 why you stole $200 from the petty cash box yesterday.
什么 我没偷东西 What? I didn't steal anything.
查理 我们没证据是不会这么说的 Charlie, we wouldn't accuse you unless we had concrete evidence,
多谢这位细心的搭档 我们证据确凿 and thanks to my diligent partner here, we do.
那我 是不是要被解雇了 So am I, like... fired?
你已经被解雇了 You're more than "like" fired.
你被辞退了 当然 我们要拿回我们的钱 You're fired. And, of course, we want our money back.
我没有了 都花了 Uh, I don't have have it. I spent it.
那我们建议你把东西退了 Well, then I suggest you return your purchase.
有收据吗 Do you have a receipt?
有 小贩们都会给小票 Yeah. Yeah, like pot dealers give receipts.
这点上你做得还不错 Well, you've just covered yourself in glory on this one.
但 求你们 不要告诉我父母 Just... please, don't tell my parents.
我保证 把钱还给你们 I'll get you the money. I promise.
你能相信吗 小偷加瘾君子 Can you believe it? A thief and a pothead!
至少我们现在知道 Well, at least we know now
那2磅甜面圈去哪了 where the 2 pounds of cookie dough went.
太多了吗 Too many?
我再要一个 Yeah. I gotta have one more. Ah!
谢谢你做这些 Thank you for doing this.
我们现在既往不咎 对吧 Ah, well... we needed to wipe the slate clean, right?
老实说 Mm. And honestly?
这是我有过的第二个最好的初次约会 This is the best second first date I've ever had.
是吗 Isn't it?
知道我们不准备做爱后 Mm. And knowing we're not gonna have sex
感觉相当放松 takes all the pressure off.
这是我们 都要知道的吗 That's... something we know?
是的 Yes.
我们完全是从头开始 We're starting completely over,
所以这次 我们都要把事情做对 so this time, we're gonna do things right.
也就是说 W-Which means what?
也就是说 Well, it means...
至少等到第四次约会才能做爱 No sex until at least date four.
我们要用这段时间 Ah. I want us to spend this time
好好了解下彼此 really getting to know each other.
我了解你 I-I do know you.
我最不喜欢的词是什么 What's my least favorite word?
"痰" "Phlegm."
你只是在猜测 You're just guessing.
是"内裤" It's "panties."
尽管有段时间是"幼虫"和"大块头" Ohh. Although some days it's "larva" or "chunks."
我会试着记住的 Well, I will try to remember that.
讲讲关于你的事 我所未知的 Mm. Now you tell me something I don't know about you.
好吧 Okay.
我是个画家 I'm a painter.
你粉刷我房子的时候 我感觉到了 I sort of guessed that when you painted my house.
我意思是 我 绘画 I mean, I paint... art.
像是 在框架里的帆布上 Like... on a canvas, in a frame.
真的吗 Seriously?
我去过巴黎艺术学校 I went to art school in Paris.
我的教授戴着贝雷帽 他很出色 And my professor had a beret, so you know he was good.
而你现在却在粉刷 我的浴室 Wow. So now you're painting... My bathroom?
是啊 Yeah.
真要命啊 It sucks.
但去年开始 我就没灵感了 But I've been blocked for the past year.
没灵感 是的 Blocked? Yeah.
我一直尝试新的作品 但 I mean, I keep trying to start new pieces, but...
什么也画不出来 我快疯了 Nothing comes. It's... driving me crazy.
很抱歉事情没有进展顺利 Well, I'm sorry things aren't going well.
但我很高兴你讲给我听 But I'm glad you told me.
看到了吧 我们开始了解彼此 See? We're getting to know each other.
如果整夜都躺在床上 我们不会这么有收获 And we wouldn't have if we'd spent the whole night in bed.
是啊 Yeah.
现在我在创作和性方面都才思枯竭 And now I'm creatively and sexually frustrated.
初次约会真是太棒了 First dates are awesome.
罗伯塔 我知道你不喜欢乱扔东西 Jeez, Roberta, I know you hate to throw anything away,
但你让搬运工把东西搬来了吗 but do you have the garbagemen bringing you stuff now?
可惜我法语不好 "鄙视你"用法语怎么说 Pardon my French, but what's French for "kiss my ass"?
你说大卫有个秘密 So you said Dave has a secret.
你怎么从这些东西里发现的 Now how you gettin' that from this?
这只是一堆电话号码 It's just a bunch of phone numbers.
没错 对你来说也许只是一堆电话号码 Yeah, it may be just a bunch of numbers to you,
但对于目光敏锐如警犬的侦探而言 but to a savvy sleuth with a keen eye
你简直就是马普尔小姐(著名侦探) and the nose of a bloodhound... yeah, yeah, you're miss marple with a bum liver.
他隐瞒了什么 So what's he hiding?
让我分析给你听 每月的1号 Let me walk you through it. Around the 1st of every month,
大卫都会接到几通电话 5个或6个 Dave gets a string of calls... Five or six...
就是这个位于波士顿的号码 From this number in Boston.
时间都很短 10到15秒钟 They're all short... 10, 15 seconds.
我猜他并没有接电话 My guess is he's not picking up.
有人给他留了言 例行询问情况 每月一次 Somebody's leaving him messages. You know, buggin' him. Once a month, huh?
我猜是前妻索要生活费 My guess is it's an ex-wife looking for her alimony.
恐怕不是 看到这个了吗 Except it's not. You see this?
几天之后 他都会回电 After a few days, he always calls back.
你会问 他是打给谁呢 And who, you ask, is he calling?
波士顿的一家医院 A hospital in Boston.
是萨缪尔.海勒医生的办公室 It's the office of Dr. Samuel Heller...
一位精神病医师 Psychiatrist.
所以 每月一次 So... once a month,
大卫向一位波士顿的 Dave whines about his life
精神病医师诉苦 to a beantown headshrinker, huh?
爆炸性消息 Big whoop.
我在网上查看了大卫的档案 I looked up your Davey's doc on the web.
他可不是普通的精神病医师 He's not your garden-variety shrink.
他是享有盛誉的精神病医师 He's a renowned psychiatrist and published author
并在非常专业的学术领域发表过著作 with a very specialized field of expertise.
亲爱的侦探 And that, my dear Watson,
这就是你邻居的小小秘密 is your neighbor's little secret.
必备畅销书《治疗犯罪型精神病》 作者Samuel Heller医生 You're right on top of me!
奢侈的生活 Oh, lap of luxury,
我多么怀念这样的感觉啊 how I've missed sitting in you.
西利娅 胡安妮塔 Celia! Juanita!
厨师已经做好了新鲜烘制的饼干 Chef is taking fresh-baked cookies out of the oven.
你追不上我的 You're not gonna catch me!
听到孩子们在这儿的欢笑声 Oh, I can't tell you how nice it is
实在是太美好了 to hear the sound of children's laughter in this house.
你知道我想说什么 You know what I was thinking?
你们周末为何不留下来 Why don't you all stay the weekend?
我们当然愿意 不行 Ooh, we'd love to. Jeez, we can't.
为什么不行 西利娅的生日派对在周日 Why not? Celia's birthday party is Sunday.
我们要去准备 记得吗 We've gotta get ready for it, remember?
什么叫准备 你买一块9美元的蛋糕 What's to get ready? You buy a $9 sheet cake
然后丢到树后 嘭 这就是派对 and fling a piñata over a tree and bam! Party time.
但我没衣服可换 But I don't have a change of clothes.
我侄子留了一衣橱的旧衣服 My nephew left a whole closet full of old clothes.
我相信有一些你穿会很合适 I'm sure something will fit you.
卡洛斯 同意吧 Well... Carlos, just nod your head,
我可不会离开这泳池的 太好了 就这么定了 'cause I ain't leaving this pool. Oh, good. It's settled.
亲爱滴 你的鸡尾酒快喝光了 Oh, Gaby. Your Margarita's getting low.
我让布兰登给你送杯来 I'll send Brandon out with a fresh one.
谢谢 Thank you.
你到底想干嘛 What are you doing?
你不是听见她说的了吗 她想听到孩子们的笑声 What? You heard the woman. She wants children's laughter.
而我想尝尝晚餐时大厨烹饪的龙虾 And I want the lobster the chef is serving for dinner.
双赢 我只是觉得不自在 It's a win-win. I just don't feel comfortable with this.
为什么 Why not?
看看这里 简直就是香格里拉 I mean, look at this place. It's like shangri-la.
没错 这里的黑色沥青 Wow, you're right. The pitch black I see here
可比家里的耀眼多了 is much more dazzling than the one at home.
你到底怎么了 What is your problem?
我觉得把金钱和快乐掺和在一起 My problem is that it's a bad idea
可不是个好主意 to mix business and pleasure.
和那个把她伺候得飘飘欲仙的按摩师说去 Says the man who massaged her into an orgasm.
不这样做还有更多的原因 Even more reason to keep some professional distance.
卡洛斯 她只是个寂寞的老太太 Carlos, she is just a lonely old woman
渴望友情和人际交往 yearning for some friendship and human contact.
而我 则乐于奉陪 And I, for one, am happy to be that human.
索利斯夫人 您的鸡尾酒 Mrs. Solis? Your Margarita.
太糟了 我够不着 Oh, shoot. I can't reach it.
嗯 Mmm!
伙计们 抱歉我迟到了 Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
你带啤酒了吗 Hey. You bring beer?
应该让我带吗 不 汤姆应该带 Was I supposed to? No. Tom was supposed to.
抱歉 我以为我星期一带的2箱 Gosh. Sorry. I thought the two cases I bought Monday
能喝到排练之后 would've lasted more than one rehearsal.
兄弟们 我们今天最好还是别喝 Boys, we're better off not drinking today.
我们只有一个星期用来做这么多的工作 We've got a lot of work to do and only one week to do it.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我们会在白马表演《乐队战争》(流行摇滚曲) We are playing battle of the bands at the white horse!
大卫 《乐队战争》可不适合业余爱好者 Uh, Dave? Battle of the bands isn't for amateurs.
我们要排练 You gotta audition.
不必了 Uh, we don't.
伊迪一个有钱朋友的老公是那家俱乐部的老板 Edie's got a real estate buddy whose husband owns the club.
开玩笑啊 我们现场表演 You're kidding. We're playing an actual gig?
为了让观众掩耳不听 In front of people who aren't listening
我还得给他们倒贴 太荒谬了 just because I pay their allowance? Well, this is fantastic!
没错 所以你们得有点压力 Yes! But that means the pressure's on.
我们得好好准备一番 We gotta really rehearse our cover stuff
而且需要一首原创曲目 and... we need an original song.
我可不会写歌 I don't know anything about songwriting.
我懂一点 你不懂 I-I know a little bit. No, you don't.
没事 麦克和我来写歌 It's fine. Mike and I will write something.
你一会有时间吗 今晚不行 我有约 You got a little time later? Not tonight. I got plans.
有约 "Plans"?
女方是谁 What's her name?
我们先排练 行了吧 Can we just rehearse, please?
我听说苏珊和杰克逊分手了 我听说他们和好了 You know, I heard that Susan and Jackson broke up. I heard they got back together.
不是苏珊 别猜了 It's not Susan. Stop guessing.
排练吧 Also, get lives.
无论如何 麦克 Whatever, Mike,
开心就好 just so long as you're having fun.
谁说你把木板翻过来了 Hey! Who said you... Turn the board around.
回来 不 过来摆几个姿势 Get back here. No! Come out here and show me some moves!
很抱歉打扰你们 Sorry to bother you.
只是想知道我睡觉前 你们还有什么需要的 Just wanted to see if you needed anything before I go off to bed.
不用了 很好 确定不要12号鸡尾酒了吗 No, we're good. Sure you don't want to order Margarita number 12?
唠叨够了没 You sure you don't want to shut your piehole?
你们俩斗嘴真可爱 It's so cute, how you two bicker.
卡洛斯 睡衣合适吗 Carlos, how do those pajamas fit you?
很合身 They're perfect.
希望你侄子别介意我穿他的衣服 I-I hope your nephew doesn't mind that I was wearing 'em.
他不会知道的 我们不怎么联系 He'll never know. We're estranged.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
我们很好 晚安 Anyway, we're good. So have a nice night.
那是什么 Oh! What's that?
人物扮演的 Some animated thing.
我喜欢人物扮演的电影 I love animated movies.
小姑娘们想看 The girls wanted to watch it,
所以我们一家整晚都在看电影 so we're kind of having a family movie night.
听起来很有趣 Ooh, that sounds like fun!
天哪 那企鹅在冲浪吗 My heavens, is that penguin surfing?
不知道 我看不到屏幕了 Gee, I don't know. I can't really see the screen anymore.
亲爱的 我太鲁莽了 Oh, dear. I'm being rude.
没事 Oh, that's okay.
这样就好多了 There. That's better.
她在爬... 是的 Did she just crawl under... Oh, yeah.
那时候我9年级 And so there I was in ninth grade,
胸部却还没发育成型 and my boobs had not made an appearance.
我都绝望了 I was desperate.
我给你倒点酒 Here. Let me refill that for you.
那时 我在赛前运动会上 And so that's when I got caught stuffing
被发现往胸部塞填充物 at the pep rally.
6个月后 胸部变大了 And six months later... Kaboom.
我被选举为舞会皇后 干得好 I was voted prom queen. Nice work, girls.
别放了 Stop that right now.
怎么了 What?
关掉那做爱的配乐 The sex music. Turn it off.
这可算不上吧 That... that's not sex music.
在第4次约会前我们不能上床 We are not having sex until date number four,
这只是第二次约会 and this is date number two.
我知道 I know what it is.
只是你穿着那些热裤太辣了 It... it's just that you look so hot in these pants,
你闻起来很香 and your hair smells so good.
还有你的眼睛 And your eyes...
我为你做了晚餐 拜托 Look, I made you dinner. Come on.
杰克逊 我给你做了炖牛肉 Jackson... I braised beef for you.
你知道做炖肉要花多少工夫吗 Do you know what a pain in the ass it is to braise meat?
你只顾着炖肉而冷落了我 Okay, do you know how sad it makes me
你知道我有多难过吗 to know that you only braised it to boink me?
你应该多问我些问题 You're supposed to be asking me questions.
这样我们才能更了解对方 The point of all this was to get to know each other better.
你说你5年级时总爱咬自己头发 How is it gonna make our relationship stronger
他们就把你送去做心理治疗 for me to know that in the fifth grade,
但我知道了这事后 they sent you to the therapist
对我们的关系又有什么好处呢 'cause you wouldn't stop chewing your hair?
这件事是我的痛处 You know, that was hard for me to share,
而你根本就不重视 and the fact that you just make light of it...
我正式宣布第二次约会到此结束 No, I'm am calling the second date officially over.
你知道吗 And you know what?
刚才我正想让你从上到下欣赏一下我的上衣 I was going to let you feel me up over my blouse.
但现在 想都别想 But now? Nada.
在我们结束之前 So before we wrap up here,
我们还得找几位舞会的陪护人 we still need some chaperones for the junior prom.
安.希林负责组织志愿者 Anne schilling is coordinating the volunteers,
她真的很能干的 and she could really use some help.
没人愿意吗 Nobody?
我知道大家都很忙 I know we're all busy,
但这件事很重要 but this is important.
我们都想让孩子们玩得开心 但必须认识到 We want our kids to have fun, but let's face it.
如果我们不看着他们 If we don't keep an eye on them,
那真的不知道他们会闯出什么祸来 god only knows what kind of trouble they'll get into.
海伦 Helen?
玛约理 你们来吧 Marjorie? You'll help?
太好了 谢谢 朋友们 Fantastic. Thanks, guys.
嘿 勒奈特 Hey, Lynette.
这种会议是为了拖延时间 Do these meetings keep getting longer,
或者本来就是这样 or do they just seem that way?
我不知道 I don't know.
那 So...
你家里人怎样了 How's the family?
我很久没有见过佩妮了 I haven't seen penny in so long,
现在孩子们都长大了 and all the kids are getting so big now.
我觉得孩子们很快就要上大学了 I guess the boys will be going off to college soon.
啊 勒奈特 Aah! Lynette!
我对一切了如指掌 知道吗 I know everything, okay?
我很抱歉 但是 Look... I'm sorry, but...
你必须明白 It's important for you to understand...
我爱波特 I love Porter.
我也爱他 Aah! Aah! Oh! Aah! So do I.
如果你再对他动手动脚的 And if you ever lay a hand on him again,
你就会知道我有多爱他了 you will find out just how much.
布里 我有好消息跟你说 Oh, Bree. I've got good news.
我也有 你先说 Me, too. You go first.
我雇了一个小女孩来替代那个偷东西的查理 I hired a girl to replace that thief Charlie.
好的 你确定她可靠吗 Oh. Well, are you sure she's trustworthy?
是当地联邦调查局的头儿 Well, she comes with a strong recommendation
给我强烈推荐的 from the head of the local f.B.I. Office...
她父亲是一名摩门教徒 Her father, who's mormon.
干得好 奥森 Well done, Orson!
谢谢 该你了 Thank you. Your turn.
新版基督教读物出版了 Ooh! Oh. "The new Christian reader" just published
这上面为我的书做了一个概述 听好了 an advance review of my cookbook. Listen!
范德坎普太太丰富的抚养孩子的阅历 "Mrs. Van De Kamp's colorful stories of her upbringing
体现了她真正的价值 "show her upstanding values,
她的烹饪配方真是太棒了 but her recipes are sinfully delicious."
他们给了我四个赞美之词 They gave me four halos!
我认为这很恰当 Then I think this is appropriate...
太了不起了 Holy cow!
我不得不承认 I have to admit,
之前关于合作事宜 我有所保留 I had some reservations about us working together,
事实证明 我的梦想终于成功了 but this has succeeded beyond my wildest dreams.
我们天生一对 不是吗 Mmm. We're quite a team, aren't we?
是啊 最美妙的就是 Yeah, and the best part is
我们可以一直看着对方 we get to see each other all the time.
我知道是什么一直 Mm-hmm, I know, which makes the hardest part
阻止我接近你了 keeping my hands off you all the time.
奥森 Orson!
你不是来真的吧 在这儿 You can't be serious! Here?
这厨房是我们获得胜利的源头 Mm-hmm. This kitchen is the birthplace of our triumphs.
还有什么地方比这儿更有意义吗 What better place to celebrate them, hmm?
这桌子太硬了 Ooh! Oh, this counter's hard on my head.
你想让我停下来吗 Do you want me to stop?
不 给我拿一个烤箱的手套 No. Get me an oven mitt.
好的 Right.
舒服多了 Oh, much better.
太阳晒屁股啦 女儿们 Rise and shine, girls.
太阳晒... Rise and shi...
我的天啊 你们在干什么啊 Oh, my god! What are you doing?!
加布 没事的 我们只是进行小小的艺术创作 Gaby, it's fine. We're just doing a little art project.
我跟她们说过了 I told the the girls
她们可以在房间的任何地方涂鸦 they could decorate the room any way they wanted.
我在画城堡 I'm making a castle.
太愚蠢了 It's stupid.
不 你才蠢呢 No, you're stupid!
你们都很愚蠢 住手 You're both stupid. Stop it!
希尔德布兰太太 你真是好心肠 Um, Mrs. Hildebrand, this is really nice of you.
但为什么你要糟蹋你漂亮的房间呢 But why would you want to ruin your beautiful room?
这儿不再是我的房间了 这是她们的房间 Oh, it's not my room anymore. It's their room.
什么 What?
是的 她们要在这房间住下了 Yes. It's the room they'll be staying in
你想什么时候来都行 whenever you come to visit.
她们会有一台新电视和一张双层床了 They're getting a new TV, bunk beds.
下个周末你过来之前我就会把这些都弄好 I'll have it ready by the time you get here next weekend.
下个周末 Uh... next weekend, uh,
卡洛斯和我都有安排了 Carlos and I have plans.
我想孩子们都还没有安排吧 我要送一辆车给她们 Well, I bet the girls don't. I'll send a car for them.
我觉得 I... don't think
这么做不好 that's such a good idea.
怎么样 孩子们 下个周末想过来吗 好啊 How about it, girls? Wanna spend next weekend here? Yay!
谢谢你 希尔德布兰太太 Yay! Thank you. Mrs. Hildebrand.
我跟你们说过什么了 Oh! Oh! What did I tell you?
抱歉 谢谢你 奶奶 Sorry. Thank you, grandma.
过来吧 Oh, come! Oh! Oh. Ooh! Ooh!
奶奶 她让她们叫他奶奶 "Grandma"? She told them to call her "grandma"?
是的 这就是我们要离开这儿的原因 Yeah, and that's why we're leaving.
你跟她说了你整个周末都待在这儿 After you told her you'd stay all weekend?
我们该怎么办 我不知道 找个借口吧 How we gonna do that? I don't know. Make an excuse.
就说你必须要去检查一下眼睛 Say you have some blind thing you have to go to.
我们一定要小心谨慎 We have to be very careful here.
这个女人在乡村俱乐部有很大的影响力 This woman has a lot of pull at the country club.
还有 我们要考虑欧洲之旅了 Plus, we've got that Europe trip coming up. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
我们不能因为她的荒唐就去欧洲旅游 我不能轻易错过那100,000美元 We're not going to Europe with grandma nutjob. I'm not walking away from $100,000.
我们需要那笔钱 卡洛斯 这不值得 We need that money. Carlos, it's not worth it.
她真的把我吓坏了 该死的 加布 She's really starting to freak me out. Damn it, Gaby.
我跟你说过不要跟那些客户太过亲密 I told you it was dangerous getting chummy with the clients.
你不听 你一定要吃那些龙虾 You wouldn't listen. You had to stay for the lobster.
我好像记得你的围裙上也有不少黄油 Hey, I seem to remember some melted butter on your bib, too.
现在我们该怎么处理这件事情 Now how we getting out of here?
她知道我们明天要为西利娅举办派对 Look, she knows we've got Celia's party tomorrow.
我就跟她说我们要去购物 I'll tell her we have to go shopping for that.
没事的 Everything will be fine.
不好意思 Sorry.
我得等朋友们去逛商场了 I had to wait for my folks to go to the store
才能偷溜出来 怎么了 before I could sneak out. What's wrong?
你没事吧 Are you okay?
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know what to do.
怎么了 我帮你 About what? Let me help you.
这真是一团糟 It's just all such a mess.
等等 是不是跟我母亲有关 Wait. Is this about my mom?
她对你干什么了 Did she do something else to you?
她给你丈夫打电话了 没有 Did she call your husband? No.
怎么了 跟我说啊 Well, then what? Tell me.
我怀孕了 I'm pregnant.
你介意我今天早点收工吗 Hey, do you mind if I cut out early today?
我没意见 I don't see why not.
工作一切都差不多了 I mean, everything's, uh, pretty much done here.
想走你就走吧 多谢 You can go now if you like. Thanks.
安德鲁 你看上去真帅啊 Andrew. Don't you look handsome?
是吗 太棒了 Do I? Great.
有事吗 Something wrong?
记得因为偷窃被你开除的查理吗 You remember Charlie, the kid you guys fired for stealing?
他打电话问你有什么证据 Well, he called and asked how you could prove it,
我告诉他 我们有监控录像 and I said, "we've got a surveillance tape, scuzzball."
猜猜昨晚谁偷了监控录像 Well, uh, guess who stole the surveillance tape last night.
我们正在起诉他 That does it. We're pressing charges.
现在你可能不想那么做 Uh, you... you might want to hold off on that,
因为据查理说 because according to Charlie,
那监控录像也是段性爱录像 the surveillance tape is also a sex tape.
什么 What?
他说画面上有两人在做爱 Yeah, he said it shows a couple really going at it.
所以 So...
知道那俩人是谁吗 Any idea who those crazy kids might be?
天哪 Oh, dear god.
是有点抓狂 Yep. Kinda thought so.
怎么会这样 How could this be happening?
在那之前 Before anything got serious,
我把摄像头关了 I made a point of turning the camera off.
等等 我也把它关了 我没见你关掉它 Wait, I turned it off, too. I didn't see you do that.
那时候你正在找橄榄油 No, you were looking for the olive oil.
很明显 你又把摄像头打开了 Obviously, you turned it back on.
我们要 把录像带拿回来 We need to, um, get that tape back.
那就拿出你的支票簿 Yeah, well, break out your checkbook,
那家伙让你出2000块买回去 2000块 'cause he wants 2 grand for it. $2,000?!
要不他就把录像传到视频网上 Yeah, or he's gonna post it on YouTube.
我们该怎么办 你先得起个 What are we gonna do? Well, first you need to decide
色情的名字 what your porn names are gonna be.
这不是在开玩笑 我的传统烹饪书 Okay, this is not a joke. My book comes out next month...
下个月就要出版了 My old-fashioned, traditional cookbook!
这会毁了我 This could ruin me!
好吧布里 我们付钱 All right, Bree. We'll just pay him.
不 我不会让一个偷了我们两次的 No! I-I refuse to pay blackmail to some hooligan
小流氓勒索的 who's stolen from us twice!
安德鲁 Andrew...
我一直努力地教导你 All my life, I have done my best to teach you
要尊重上帝 尊重法律 to respect god and the law
不要伤害其他任何生物 and never to harm another living thing.
要是你能把录像带拿回来 I want you to forget every one of those lessons
就把我教你的都忘了吧 if it'll help you get that tape back.
全权委托 Wow. So... carte blanche?
理智点 Uh... within reason.
我们不支持纵火或者暴力或者 We are not condoning arson or violence or...
奥森 别束缚了男生的想象力 Orson, don't cramp the boy's style.
宝贝 别忘了要许个愿 Yay! Hey, sweetie. Now don't forget to make a wish.
生日快乐 Yay! Happy birthday!
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
维吉妮亚 你来这做什么 Virginia! What, uh, are you doing here?
我来给西利娅送生日礼物 I came to give Celia her birthday gift.
她现在正忙着招呼她的朋友们 Well, she's a little busy with her friends right now,
给我吧 我会拿给她的 so just give it to me, and I'll make sure she gets it.
恐怕不太可能 I'm afraid that won't be possible.
我的礼物就是带她去 You see, for my present, I'm gonna take her to a shop
最精致的古董娃娃商店 that sells the most exquisite antique dolls
让她挑一件自己最喜欢的 and let her pick whichever one she likes.
她不能为了买娃娃离开自己的生日会 Well, she's not gonna leave her party to go buy a doll.
当然不用 我会在门廊等派对结束 Well, of course not. I'll wait on the porch till it's over.
很抱歉 Uh, look, I'm sorry,
我不想你让你带走我的女儿 but I don't want you driving off with my daughter.
她跟我在一起会很安全 Well, you know she'll be safe with me.
或者你和我们一起去 But if you'd feel better joining us...
你把事情弄糟了 You sure are making this hard.
我本想客气点 但是在没法继续保持礼貌 I have tried to be nice, but I am running out of polite here,
少对我来这一套 so I'm just gonna say knock it off.
抱歉 少来什么 I'm sorry. Knock off what?
你的那一套令人生厌的说法 我是你们的奶奶 This whole creepy, clingy "I'm your grandma" routine.
我确实想要做孩子们的奶奶 But I've come to feel like a grandmother to the girls.
这就是三天来最让人讨厌的 In three days. That's the creepy part.
太让人伤心了 What a hurtful thing to say,
尤其是我最近对你们那么好 especially given how generous I've been to your family.
是很慷慨 Yeah, too generous.
就像是你要买下我们 It's like you're trying to buy us or something.
但是恕不出售 请离我们远点 Well, we're not for sale, so just back off!
你以为你在跟谁说话 Who do you think you're talking to?
你这个忘恩负义的恶毒女人 You wicked, ungrateful girl!
你不是第一个 You're not the first greedy bitch
想把我榨干然后再装作若无其事的人 who's tried to bleed me dry and then wash her hands of me.
到此为止 再见 Okay, we're done here. Good-bye.
我没说清楚吗 离我家远点 Am I not making myself clear? Get off my property!
加布 Gaby.
发生什么事了 What's going on?
我想给西里娅买个娃娃 I came to buy Celia a doll.
我想你听到加布怎么说了 I believe you've heard Gaby's response.
维吉妮亚 别这样 Virginia, please.
请允许我道歉 Allow me to apologize.
太晚了 I think it's a little late for that.
谢谢 Thank you...
谢谢第三次美妙的约会 Mm-hmm. For a wonderful third date.
很高兴你能按我们的计划来约会 Oh. And I'm glad that you're back on board with our plan.
我真的很想 Yeah, I really think
做些计划之外的事 I'm starting to get something out of it.
作个测验 Mmm. Oh, pop quiz!
为什么金.比尔八年级时不跟我讲话 Why did Kim beale stop talking to me in eighth grade?
你告诉爱伦.康诺 她鼻子做过整形 对 Well, you told Erin Connors about her nose job. Right!
几点了 What time is it?
10：48 Uh, 10:48?
错 是性爱时间 No. It's sex time!
等等 苏珊 Hey. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Susan.
什么 停下 What?! Stop.
要等到第四次约会才可以 We're not having sex till the fourth date, remember?
杰克逊 看着我 Jackson, look at me.
我有些醉了 充满了欲望 I'm tipsy. I'm horny.
这比5岁孩子的作业还容易 I'm easier than a 5-year-old's homework. Hmm.
明天打给你 I'll call you tomorrow.
只吻额头 The forehead?
我不想多罗嗦了 斯坦 I hate to say anything, Stan,
你是乡间俱乐部的主席 but you are president of the country club.
你得知道 You need to know
上一次按摩时卡洛斯碰我的方式 that the way Carlos touched me during my last massage...
十分的不妥当 Well, let's just say it was highly inappropriate.
那种行为 And that kind of behavior
是俱乐部无法承担的 is a liability the club can't afford.
很好 Good.
谢谢你关注这件事 I appreciate your taking care of it.
你好 你好 是海勒医生吗 Hello? Uh, hello. Is this Dr. Heller?
是的 您是哪位 我是山顶保险的麦其.卡尔 Speaking. Who's calling? I'm Maggie carr at hilltop insurance.
有人申请 We have an applicant
一份定期人寿保险 for a new term life insurance policy,
他是你的以前的病人 and he lists you as a previous care provider.
我想核实一下他的医疗记录 I was hoping to verify his medical history.
他叫做大卫·威廉姆斯 The name's Dave Williams.
大卫·威廉姆斯 我不认识大卫·威廉姆斯 Dave Williams? I don't know a Dave Williams.
你当然不知道 每个月你打电话给他 Well, sure you do. You call him every month.
麦其怎么知道那个 我瞎猜的 How would Maggie know that?! Uh, I'm guessing.
你是谁啊 Who is this?
海勒医生 Uh, hi, Dr. Heller.
我是林西.索恩 我是麦其的老板 I'm, uh, Lindsay Thorne. I'm Maggie's supervisor.
她很迷糊要被解雇了 And she's confused and about to get fired.
我们需要你核实你的病人 And, uh, we just need you to confirm for our records
大卫·威廉姆斯的医疗记录 that you're treating a man named David Williams.
你的医疗记录号码是多少 What is your medicare I.D. Number?
我不清楚 Um... I'm not sure.
我们正在进行系统更新和转换 We're in the process of converting to the metric system.
我不知道你是谁 I don't know who this is,
但是你不知道你所做的是违法的吗 but are you aware that what you are doing is illegal?
我们只是想拿到病人的信息 Okay, look. We're just trying to get some info on this guy.
他搬到美景镇 He just moved to Fairview,
他真的让人们很抓狂 and he's really creeping people out.
你在美景镇 You're in Fairview?
对 怎么 有什么问题吗 Yeah. Why? Does that mean something to ya?
不 我只是要得到所需的信息 No, I'm just trying to get all the info I need
好让我联系联邦当局时 when I contact the federal authorities
好让他们知道 to let them know that...
我们把这事儿搞砸了 Well, we really screwed the pooch on that one.
对 回到原点了 Yeah, back to the drawing board.
我再给你倒一杯吧 Can I Irish that up for ya?
有些地方已经中午了 It's noon somewhere.
你拿到录像带了 怎么做到的 You got the tape! How did you manage that?
奥森 我们不需要知道 Orson, we don't need to know.
对 是不需要 居然一箱啤酒 No, you don't, but it's kind of amazing
就能打发一群飞车仔 what you can get a bunch of bikers to do for a case of beer.
天哪 我最好毁了这光盘 Oh, my. Well, I better destroy this.
实际上 也许你想先看看 Actually, you may want to watch it first.
为什么 这东西让我够尴尬的了 Why? I'm embarrassed enough as it is.
别搞笑了 我来放碟子 Humor me. I'll cue it up.
你看过了 我得看看是不是这张碟 You watched it?! Well, I had to make sure it was the right disk.
这里 就看一点儿 Here, just watch a little bit.
上帝呀 我不能看 Oh, dear god. I can't look.
真的不能 安德鲁 Really, Andrew.
等一下 布里 那不是我们 Wait. Bree, that's not us.
什么 那是谁 What? Well, who is it then?
等等 他花了一秒钟就上了她 Wait, wait. He flips her in just a sec.
这就是精彩之处 This is where it gets good.
凯瑟琳 Katherine!
跟迈克 And Mike.
告诉你们 我看了这碟子 Just so you know, I'm... I'm never eating anything
就再不吃那厨房做的东西了 that comes out of that kitchen again.
杰克逊 Jackson?
嗨 Hi. Hi.
我声明 I am declaring this
这是我俩第四次正式约会 对吧 our official fourth date, okay?
得按规矩来 The rules have been followed,
现在 你该脱衣服了 and you may begin disrobing...
我现在 还有别的事做 Now. Uh, I'm... i'm... i'm... I'm kind of doing something right now.
好吧 我半裸着跑进你家 Okay, I just ran into your house half-naked.
你唯一该做的 就是跟我做爱 The only thing you should be doing is me.
你脸上是什么 Uh... What is on your face?
是油彩么 Is that paint?
你又画油画了 Are you painting again?
对 Uh, y-yeah.
我以为你现在没灵感 I thought you were blocked.
我以前是 可 I was, but, uh...
几天没做爱 Not having sex for a few days
我的精华 好像用到别处去了 kinda got my juices flowing in a different direction.
所以现在 我必须得画完 So now I-I really need to finish, so...
所以 你打破了灵感枯竭的僵局 So you've broken through your creative logjam?
恭喜你 Congratulations!
干吗不用 Ooh, why not celebrate
你的牙 扒掉我衣服来庆祝 by ripping off my clothes with your teeth?
我不能 我还没画完 I... can't. I'm not finished yet.
你还要多久 因为我等不及了 How close are you? 'Cause I can wait.
等等 别 先别看 Wait, wait, no. No, don't... Don't look at that... yet.
是我 That's me.
对 那 Yeah. Uh, it's...
应该是你 Supposed to be.
这种表情 That look on my face...
我以前见过 I've seen it before...
在镜中 当我感觉 In the mirror, when I'm feeling...
你怎么知道这种表情的 How do you know about that look?
我了解你很多事情 I-I know a lot about you.
我知道别人夸你漂亮 你会脸颊绯红 I know your cheeks get red when people say you're pretty.
我知道当你谈起祖父 I know that your eyes start to tear up
你眼中会闪着泪光 whenever you talk about your grandfather.
我知道当你感觉特别难过时 And I know that when you're really sad,
会是这种美丽而忧愁的样子 you get that beautiful, haunted look
而你不愿在人前显露 that you try to shake off before anybody can see it.
真不敢相信 我以为你不了解我 I can't believe I ever thought you didn't know me.
好吧 我应该让你画完 Well, I guess I should let you finish this.
我好像还缺双手 I'm sort of missing hands.
实际上 有些细节 需要你帮我 Mm. Actually, that is one detail I could use some help with.
真的吗 Really?
除非你不愿做裸体模特 Unless you have a problem posing naked.
得了 Oh. Come on.
你知道我的答案 I think you know the answer to that.
你好 Hi.
你好 凯瑟琳 Hello, Katherine.
这是我们店里 监控录下的录像 Um, I thought you might want this videotape...
我觉得你会想要 From our surveillance camera.
我们有监控摄像头吗 We have a surveillance camera?
有 在厨房里 Yes, in the, uh, test kitchen.
上帝呀 Oh, my god.
就是说你看见我跟 So that means you saw me and...
迈克 对 是看见了 Mike. Yes, indeedy.
太让我尴尬了 Oh, I'm so embarrassed!
你会怎么想我啊 Oh, what you must think of me!
别提了 我是说 在厨房里做爱 Let's not dwell on it. Oh! I mean, having sex in the kitchen,
那是准备食物的地方 where food's prepared...
得是个多疯狂的荡妇 才能做出这种事啊 What kind of a demented slut would do that?
我说了 咱们还是别提了 I said... Let's not dwell on it.
谢谢你把这带来 Thanks for bringing it by.
凯瑟琳 抱歉 可我还是得问问 Katherine, I'm sorry, but I just have to ask...
你确定知道 自己在做什么吗 什么意思 Are you sure you know what you're doing? Meaning what?
我是说 苏珊是这条街上你的老朋友 Meaning Susan is your oldest friend on this street.
她和他离婚了 布里 而且她也有别人了 She divorced him, Bree, and she's seeing someone else.
为什么迈克不能 Why can't Mike do that?
因为她是你朋友 而我们都是女人 Because she's your friend, and we're women.
不会对朋友做这种事 We don't do that to each other.
听着 Look...
我已经单身5年了 I've been alone for five years.
现在我终于又恋爱了 I'm finally in a relationship,
而你打算让我内疚吗 and you're trying to make me feel guilty?
我在录像上看到的 那是一段恋情吗 Is that what I saw on the tape... A relationship?
我不知道那是什么 I don't know what it is.
我只知道 All I know is...
我在享受生命里的时光 I'm having the time of my life.
好吧 可小心点儿 Fair enough. But just be careful,
我是说 这一切很复杂 I mean, this is very complicated.
我不想看到糟糕的结局 I'd hate to see it end badly.
嘿 早餐在桌上 Hey, breakfast's on the table.
波特 我知道你恨我 Porter, this whole hating me thing
这整件事情 that you've got going on right now...
信不信由你 我明白你的初衷 Believe it or not, I get where you're coming from.
我不恨你 I don't hate you.
可有一天 But one day,
你会和别的人相遇的 you are gonna meet someone more...
更合适你的人 Appropriate.
一些跟你对生活 有相同渴望的人 Someone who want the same things that you do out of life.
那时 你会明白 什么是才真爱 Then you are gonna know what real love is.
当你遇见了 希望你能明白 And when you do, I hope you will finally see
我的初衷 where I am coming from.
喂 Hmm. Yeah?
是我 方便讲话吗 It's me. Can you talk?
盖瑞 我有点儿晚了 能呆会打给你吗 Hey, Gary. I'm running kind of late. Can I call you later?
听着就行了 Just listen.
我周六能离开镇上 I can leave town Saturday.
钱准备好了 对吧 You have the money, right?
对 没问题 Yeah. No problem.
我爱你 I love you.
我明白你的初衷 妈 I know where you're coming from, mom.
而且 And...
我想让你和爸爸知道 I-I want you and dad to know
我非常感激你们为我做的一切 that I really appreciate everything you've done for me.
很好 Good.
楼下见 I'll see you downstairs.
欲望 Desire...
是诱我们误入歧途的情感 It's an emotion designed to lead us astray,
让渴望爱情的人 做出愚蠢的选择 persuading those who crave love to make foolish choices...
让渴望家庭的人 Causing those who yearn for family
做出愤怒的表现 to act out in anger...
让孤独的人 Allowing those who are lonely...
鲁莽行事 To behave in reckless ways.
当我们心底的欲望 And when the pursuit of our heart's desire
因欲成狂 becomes an obsession,
我们能期待最好的事情 就是 the best we can hope for
一个关心我们的朋友能过来 is a caring friend willing to come along...
你好 我想预定下班去美景镇的机票 Hi. I'd like to book the next flight to Fairview.
并制止我们 And stop us.