《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on...
电话终于拨通了 宝贝 你在哪 Calls were made. Sweetie, where are you?
我不想告诉你 波特再不出现 I don't wanna tell you. And if Porter doesn't show up for court,
我们的餐馆就泡汤了 we're gonna lose our restaurant!
有人威胁要杀了你儿子 A guy threatens to kill your son,
你还有心情担心那个吗 and that's what you're worried about?
一段感情正开花结果 而另一段 And as one love affair blossomed, another...
你结过婚 她去世了 You were married before? She's dead.
请离开我家 却干枯凋零 I want you out of my house. Withered on the vine.
麦克·德尔非诺把你们从我身边夺走 Mike Delfino has to pay for taking you away from me.
我要让他饱受失妻丧子之痛 I want him to lose what I lost.
对大卫·威廉姆斯来说 It had been a long journey
这是个漫长的复仇之路 for David Williams,
尽管事发已过多年 and though it began years ago,
但情景仍历历在目 he remembered every step of it...
走出大门时 Walking outside his front door
警方带来妻子女儿车祸的噩耗 to find a policeman with news of a car crash...
赶到医院时 Running into the hospital
被告知 only to be told
妻女香消玉殒 his wife and daughter had died...
放开我 No! No! Let go of me!
精神崩溃后 Being dragged into a psychiatric facility
被拖到精神病院 after his mental breakdown.
释放数周后 溜达到一个酒店 No! Strolling into a hotel weeks after being released
却无意中撞到一位性感的金发女郎 and bumping into a beautiful blonde...
依然记得与 杀妻弑子仇人的前街坊 步入婚姻殿堂的情景 Marching down the aisle with a woman who, as it turned out, once lived on the same street with the man who had killed his family.
新娘现在却不开心 But his bride was now unhappy,
大卫·威廉姆斯担心 and Dave Williams was worried
他的复仇之梦已成为碎片 that his dream of revenge had been destroyed.
大卫幸运的是 Luckily for Dave,
命运之神开始擅自行动 fate was about to take some steps of its own.
大卫 Hey, Dave!
怎么了 What's going on?
我跟伊迪吵架了 Edie and I had a fight.
所以你给她一些时间冷静 I take it you're giving her time to calm down?
不 我想在她找律师期间 No, I think I'm looking for a place to stay
要找个落脚的地方 while she's looking for a lawyer.
兄弟 我 Oh, man, I...
我想说些安慰的话 但只只能"真糟糕"来形容 Wanna say something helpful, but all I got is "that sucks."
确实如此 That it does.
那你去哪 So where are you headed?
今晚天气不错 Oh, it's such a nice night,
我想徒步到州际旅馆 I thought I'd walk to that motel on the interstate.
还可以在生活散架时 欣赏闪耀的星空 Might as well enjoy the stars while my life falls apart.
很晚了 所以 Well... It's getting late, and so, uh...
为什么不待在我这里 Hey, why don't you stay with me?
可以吗 Really?
我不想勉强你 I, uh... I wouldn't want to impose.
大卫 你救了我的命 Dave, you saved my life.
我欠你个人情 I owe ya.
既然你这么说 那我就接受了 Well, now that you mention it, I guess you do.
进来吧 Come on in.
就这样 And just like that,
大卫复仇的梦想被救赎了 Dave's dream of revenge was salvaged...
室友 领路 Lead the way, roomie.
他开始感到 And he had a feeling
漫长的复仇之路就要到了尽头 his long journey was almost over.
第二天早上9点02分时 At 9:02 the next morning...
伊迪·威廉姆斯给她的朋友打电话 Edie Britt began calling her friends
告诉她们 to let them know
她所受到的屈辱 something humiliating had happened to her.
9点06分时 她的朋友们到了她家 By 9:08, her friends had begun to arrive,
听她诉说详尽的情节 just so they could hear the juicy details.
他以前结过婚 So he was married before.
你不能因为这就把一个男的赶出门 You don't kick a man out for that.
是的 No.
但他对此却只字未提就该被赶出去 But you do for never mentioning it.
尤其在我向他坦白了自己所有的过去之后 And especially when I laid out my entire past.
重点在"坦白"上 Emphasis on the word "laid."
就是 加布理解得对 Oh. Exactly. Gaby gets it.
也许他们只是相处了很短的一段时间 Well, maybe they were only together a short time,
她对他并无任何意义可言 and she didn't mean anything to him.
我对此表示怀疑 因为他走来走去对她的鬼魂俯首低语 I doubt it, since he walks around muttering to her ghost.
知道怎样能振奋精神吗 You know what would lift your spirits?
我们周末应该一起做个Spa 行啊 那一起啊 We should all do a spa weekend. Yeah! Let's do that.
很感谢你们的邀请 Oh, I appreciate the offer,
但我想最好把精力都投入到工作中去 but I think I'm better off getting lost in my work.
也许我可以帮你 你可以把我的房子租出去 Well, maybe I can help you. Think you can rent my house out?
什么 What?
杰克逊在里弗顿大学找到一份教书的工作 Jackson got a teaching job at the college in Riverton,
我跟他一起去 and... I'm going with him.
你要搬走了吗 Uh, wait, you're moving?
我知道这很突然 但我感觉很好 I know it's sudden, but I feel really good about this.
而且只有两个小时的路程 And it's only two hours away,
我们仍然还像邻居一样 so it'll still be like we're practically next door.
真是为你感到高兴 但我们会想你的 I am so happy for you, but we're gonna miss you.
不要担心我们 杰克逊人很好 Oh, don't worry about us. Jackson is so great.
你的抉择是明智的 You are making the right choice.
就是 来这边 Absolutely. Come here, you! Aw! Aw!
真不敢相信你要走了。我知道！ I can't believe you're leaving. I know!
嘿，戴夫 Hey, Dave.
完工以后 想修理我的草坪吗 Hey! When you're done here, you wanna come do my lawn?
我想既然麦克让我在这轰轰作响 Well, I figure since Mike's letting me crash here,
我乐意效劳 你真是个英勇的好人 it's the least I could do. Well, that's very nice...
麦克对他的草坪深感自豪 And brave. Mike takes a lot of pride in his yard.
是啊 看看这些玫瑰花 Yeah. Look at his roses.
每次路过这时 我都想偷摘一朵 Every time I walk by here, I just want to steal one.
我为你摘朵吧 不 不行 Here, let me cut you one. Oh, no. Mnh-mnh. Couldn't.
他不喜欢这样 He wouldn't like that.
你来啦 怎么了 Hey, you. What's up?
没什么 Not much.
接到迪兰的电话 Got a call from Dylan.
他老公出差忙于生意 Her husband's traveling more for his business,
没人去帮她照看孩子 and she doesn't have anybody to help her with the baby.
她试图说服我搬去巴尔的摩 She's trying to push me to move out to Baltimore.
那你怎么说 So, uh, what'd you say?
我说 让我想想 Oh, just that I'd think about it.
你认为我该怎么做 What do you think I should do?
她真的需要你帮忙 Well, she really needs your help.
我想你应该去帮她 I guess you should help her.
说实话 我并不认为她需要我帮忙 Well, I don't know that she needs it.
她只是有点孤单 Honestly? I think she's just lonely.
当然 跟她住一起很好 Of course... it would be nice to be closer.
但也不至于成为足够的理由 But is that a good enough reason
让我从这里彻底搬走 to uproot my whole life here?
你怎么想 What do you think?
我不确定 这要由你自己决定 I'm not sure. It's up to you.
我知道 我只是想 I know. I just...
你也许有什么意见 Thought you might have an opinion.
我正在等一个客户的电话 Oh, shoot. I'm, uh, expecting a call from a supplier.
我 一会儿再跟你聊 I'll, uh, I'll talk to you later.
转念一想 On second thought,
他肯定注意不到 香花已飞 I'm sure he won't even notice it's gone.
当然 这个地方 Of course, this new landscaping
需要一个新的灌溉系统 will require an updated irrigation system,
我乐意来做 布里 你给我们买了一幢房子 which I'm happy to take care of. Bree, you bought us a house.
我们不能让你连这也做了 客气什么 只花一点钱 We can't let you do all this, too. Nonsense! It's a small price to pay
就可以让你们的家更漂亮 我坚持要做 真棒 to make your home more beautiful. I insist. Yes!
爽 明天就到货 It's gonna be here tomorrow. Whoo-hoo!
奥森 慢点 Orson, take it easy!
管那么多 我 这位烧烤大师 Impossible. Soon, I, the grillmaster,
很快将拥有一个全新的烤肉架 will christen a brand-new barbecue.
说到烧烤 你真是兴奋啊 You're pretty excited about a grill.
年轻人 这不仅仅是个烤肉架 Oh, it's so much more than that, young man.
简直就是动力十足的火轮 This is the prairiefire turbo.
它只用122000英热的碳火热 It's 122,000 btus of charbroiling power.
小心哦 你觉得你很爽吗 Look out, cattle! You think you're excited?
那就想想那个多收你钱的推销员吧 Just imagine the salesman who overcharged you.
布里 刚才的买卖相当划算 Well, Bree, I got a very good deal.
他自认为做了一项很好的交易 因为推销员 He only thinks he got a good deal because the salesman
给他戴了个"好厨师"高帽 threw in one of those "kiss the cook" hats.
还送了副温度感应灵敏烧烤专用叉 And the temperature-sensing barbecue fork.
那听起来不错 Well, that sounds good. Yeah.
别让他人来疯了 Don't encourage him!
奥森对于讲价很不在行 Orson is a horrible negotiator.
他对什么定价都没意见 He's never met a sticker price he didn't like.
不 布里 那 那是真的 Oh, no, Bree, that's... It's true.
当地汽车商每年圣诞 There's a reason the local car dealers
都给你送水果篮是有原因的 send you a fruit basket every Christmas.
请闭嘴吧 Now hush. Mm.
布里 你能不能别这样 Bree, could you please not do that?
我怎么了 Do... do what?
你跟你老公那么谈话的时候 It's just... when you talk to your husband that way,
着实触动了我的神经 it really pushes a button for me.
我妈妈经常那么做 然后 My mom used to do that, and it, uh...
我爸就离家出走了 Drove my dad away.
我想他是厌倦了被人主宰着生活 I think he was tired of being emasculated.
我有没有提到 它背部有一个安装好的烤架 Did I mention it has a rear-mounted rotisserie rack?
亚历克斯 你到底在说什么 What exactly are you saying, Alex?
我是说 如果你对自己的丈夫态度野蛮 I'm saying, if you're gonna be rude to your husband,
能不能不在我面前那么做 could you just not do it in front of me?
那个烤肉架 是吧 So rotisserie, huh?
是啊 可以烤鸡肉 Yeah. Good for chicken, uh...
捆绑的肉 羊腿 Rolled roasts, legs of lamb.
这东西真是先进 This thing is so advanced...
对不起 爸爸要去工作 I'm sorry. Daddy has to work.
卡洛斯 怎么了 飞机要起飞了 Carlos, what is going on? You're gonna miss your plane.
她们很难过 她们不习惯我出远门 They're upset. They're not used to me being away.
天呐 女儿们 你们爸爸 Oh, for god sakes, girls. It's not like
并不是赶赴战场 他明天就会回来 he's going off to war. He's gonna be back tomorrow.
爸爸为什么不能在家工作 Why can't daddy work here?
因为爸爸有了一个新工作 Because daddy has a new job
会给我们赚很多很多钱 我们不需要那么多钱 that's gonna make us lots of money. We don't need lots of money.
要是再这么说 我可不客气了 Hey, what did I say about that kind of language?
听着 女儿们 Look, girls...
爸爸明天晚餐时间就回来了 Daddy's gonna be home tomorrow in time for dinner.
你们可以随时给我打电话 好吗 You can call me whenever you want. Okay?
最好的是 Uh-huh. And the best part is
你们一整天都可以跟妈妈在一起 you get to spend a whole day with just mommy!
你好 菲西曼先生 Oh, hello, Mr. Fishman.
我要进来了 小心 I'm coming in. Watch the wheels.
你是刚把这毯子铺上的吧 Boy, you just had to put a rug here, didn't you?
有什么事吗 Uh, is everything okay?
是你那捣蛋儿子 It's about your damn son.
波特 我怎么知道 Porter? How the hell do I know?
他留着红头发 长着一张见了就想扇的脸 He's got red hair and he's got a face you just wanna slap,
他快把我妹妹逼疯了 and he's driving my sister crazy!
你说什么 养老院 What are you talking about? The retirement home.
你儿子待在你妈妈的房间 Your kid has been staying in your mom's room.
什么 缪里尔以为他只是来玩 What?! Muriel thought he was just visiting,
但他待了一周了 but he's been there for a week. Oh!
现在我把规定说清楚 Now the rules clearly state...
天黑后请勿访问 No visiting after dark.
汤姆 我知道波特在哪了 他藏在妈妈家 Tom, I know where Porter is. He's hiding at my mother's.
藏 他不是藏 他是住在那里 Oh, hiding, my ass. He's not hiding. He's living there.
他甚至偷了我妹妹的橙汁 He even stole my sister's orange juice.
我来处理 谢谢 I'll take care of it. Thank you.
给鲍伯打电话 告诉他我们明天能出庭 Call Bob. Tell him we can make the hearing tomorrow.
大伙都睡不着 Nobody can sleep there
他彻夜地折腾看电视 because he's got that TV blaring all night long.
听着 汤姆 我没时间 给鲍勃打电话 Look, Tom, I can't talk now. Just call Bob.
我马上赶过去 再见 I'm going over there now. Okay. Bye.
帕克 我一小时后回来 Parker, I'm gonna be back in an hour.
菲舍曼先生 十分感谢 Mr. Fishman, thank you so much.
别傻站着 给我做三明治 Well, don't just stand there. Make me a sandwich! Hmm.
还有一件事 Uh, one more thing.
你能把地下室清理一下吗 Could you see about having the basement cleared out?
对 上次我们下去 Yeah, the last time we went down there,
满是发霉的盒子 我会处理的 it was filled with mildewed boxes. Oh, I'll take care of that.
没什么比四处是垃圾更糟糕的了 There's nothing worse than having old junk around.
伊迪 Edie!
紧急事件 Case in point.
伊迪 Edie?
伊迪 Edie!
没听到我叫你吗 Do you not hear me?
听到了 所以我才进来的 Yeah, I heard you. Why do you think I kept walking?
似乎邮递员又发错信了 Looks like the mailman switched our mail again.
我的信在你这吗 Do you have mine?
在 在我的垃圾桶里 Yep. It's in my garbage.
方便的时候自己来取吧 Come by and grab it at your convenience.
你怎么回事 What is wrong with you?
早上我把大家叫来 I asked everyone over this morning
因为我有大事宣布 because I had this huge thing to share
我把丈夫扫地出门 而你横差一杠 about kicking my husband out, and you prance in
说你要和杰克逊同居了 with your, "me and Jackson are moving to a fairy castle."
很抱歉 你的最新决裂 I'm sorry. I thought we gave your latest breakup
我们给三秒钟哀悼已经足够了 the three seconds of shock it deserved.
滚出去 乐意之至 Get the hell out of here. Gladly.
你干了什么 What have you done?
没干什么 它锁住了 Nothing. It's locked.
有钥匙吗 Do you have a key?
在钱包里 In my purse.
钱包在厨房 Which I left in the kitchen.
有人知道你来吗 Does anyone know you're here?
没有 No.
救命 Oh! Hey! Help!
来人救命啊 Somebody help me!
放我出去 Get me out of here!
胡安妮塔 该洗澡了 Juanita, it's time for your bath.
我在看电影 你看了上百次了 I'm watching my movie. You've seen it a hundred times.
她丢了鞋子 王子找到了她 故事结束 She loses her shoe, the prince finds it... end of story.
走吧 我想走会自己走的 Let's go. I'll go when I'm ready.
还没播完呢 现在完了 马上 Hey, it's not finished! It is for you. Now move!
胡安妮塔·索利斯 我不跟你开玩笑 Juanita Solis, I am not kidding.
好吧 你自找的 Okay. That does it.
胡安妮塔 Juanita.
如果你以为我不会拖你到浴缸 Oh! Oh! If you think I'm not gonna drag you to the bathroom,
那你就大错特错了 you are sadly mistaken!
你拖不动的 我会拖得动的 You're never gonna make it. Oh, yes, I will.
别小瞧了愤怒的力量 My rage is fueling me in ways you can't imagine.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我的愤怒需要歇口气 My rage just needs to catch its breath.
我会不计前嫌 Okay. Okay. I am willing to forget this entire incident
如果你马上去洗澡 if you just go jump in that bathtub right now.
怎么样 What do you say?
你马上就知道错了 I am gonna scrub that smug look right off your face.
天啊 我的腰 Aah! Oh, my back! Aah! Aah!
哦 Oh!
一项新的调查刚刚公布 A new survey just out
81%的美国成年人至少服用一种药物 says 81% of U.S. Adults take at least one medication...
他在哪 Where is he?
维生素或草药疗法 Vitamin or herbal remedies...
抱歉 我们认识吗 I'm sorry. Have we met?
等等 Wait...
你是那个女孩 三年前把我扔到这 You're the girl who stuck me here three years ago.
每个圣诞节到访 还不耐烦的看表 You come by every Christmas and look at your watch
等着我打开你带来的礼物袜 while I unwrap the socks you bought me on the drive over.
你知道波特发生什么事吗 火灾 被拘捕 Do you know what's going on with Porter? The fire? The arrest?
知道 我看报纸的 Yes. I read the newspapers.
大家为那可怜的孩子撕心裂肺 Everybody's crying for that poor kid's blood.
不 不 我们请了出色的律师 No, no. We have this great lawyer.
他说案子能撤诉 He thinks he can get the case thrown out.
是吗 我不知情啊 Oh, really? I didn't realize that.
喂 波特 从床底出来吧 Oh... Porter! Come out from under the bed!
妈咪在这里会照顾好你的 Mommy is here to take care of you!
就像照顾好我一样 Just like she took care of me.
好吧 我知道你很气 Okay. I know you're mad.
我知道我们之间很多问题 I know we have a lot to hash out between us.
但别迁怒于你的孙子 But don't take your hate for me out on your grandson.
告诉我他在哪 Now where is he?
他很安全 He's safe.
听说穆里尔·菲舍曼跟她哥哥告我的密 I heard Muriel fishman rat me out to her brother,
所以我让波特及时撤离 so I-I made sure that Porter cleared out.
妈 你做错了 Mom... This is wrong.
拜托你 Please.
绝望的感觉不好受吧 勒奈特 Sucks to feel powerless, doesn't it, Lynette?
救命 求求你们 Please, help!
求求你们 Oh! Please!
你无助时的德性 Wow. I'm getting a really unpleasant picture
让我脑海中浮现起了让人不悦的画面 of what you're like in the ol' sackarooni.
面对现实吧 梅尔 我们困住了 Face it, Mayer. We're stuck.
我要出去 Gotta get out.
约好在电影院见面的 I'm supposed to be meeting the moving company.
什么 What?
继续炫耀 Keep talking about how
你准备和杰克森同居吧 you're going to move away and be with Jackson.
听听这些蠢事打发时间 I hear stupidity makes time go faster.
我和爱人同居变成蠢事了吗 So now me wanting to be with the man I love is stupid?
不止蠢 还可怜 悲哀 And needy and pathetic and...
还有点可笑 Kinda hilarious.
还有另一个评价 梅尔 But there's one thing it's not, Mayer.
出乎意料 That's "unexpected."
你到底想说什么 What are you getting at?
你一生有不依赖男人吗 Have you ever in your life been without a man?
当然了 Of course I have.
什么时候 我不知道 记不清了 When? I don't know. I'm not sure.
你干什么 What are you doing?
做个日历 Making a calendar.
伊迪 Edie...
来吧 我们有的是时间 Oh, come on. We've got nothing but time,
当然你不想亲热 所以只能 and I assume you don't wanna make out, so...
初恋男友 First boyfriend?
托德·福尔 我当时14岁 Todd Shaffer. I was 14.
为什么和帅哥托德分手 And why did you and hot toddy break up?
数学课上他甩了我 He dumped me during math class.
多久后 你开始下一次约会 And how long did it take you to start dating somebody else?
太荒谬了 我拒绝 This is a stupid exercise. I refuse to...
什么时候 When was it?
午饭 午饭时间 Lunch. It was lunch.
我感觉今天有点喧闹 You know, I'm feeling a bit Randy tonight.
我们来点小亲热怎么样 What do you say we make a little love?
新闻开播还有15分钟 来吧 Well, we've got 15 minutes till the news is on. Why not?
我还忘不了亚历克斯的早上的态度 I still can't get over the way Alex behaved this morning.
阉割 简直胡说八道 "Emasculating." I've never heard such nonsense.
你觉得呢 Don't you think so?
我觉得亚历克斯说话的态度 Well, I thought the matter in which Alex made his point
有点问题 was inappropriate.
但是 But?
我不能说他瞎说 Well, I wouldn't say it was nonsense.
有时候你的确棘手 You can be a little tough sometimes.
棘手 "Tough"?
我没想过那是形容我的 That's not a word I would use to describe myself.
没人抱怨你 布里 Nobody blames you, Bree.
你管理生意 需要有威严 You run a business. You have to be formidable.
有时候 难免将那态度 Sometimes, if that frame of mind carries over
带入生活中 也可以理解 into your personal life, it's only to be expected.
我没混淆工作和生活 I don't think I do that.
我知道 这不值得不开心 I know you don't. It's not worth getting upset about.
安德鲁和我习惯了 Andrew and I are used to it,
慢慢的 亚历克斯也会习惯的 and I'm in time, Alex will get used to it, too.
现在想下开心的事 Now... on to more pleasant things.
虽然该轮到我 但我可以让你在上面 Even though it's my turn, I don't mind if you're on top.
好像漏了一个 I think we forgot one.
你把卡尔抢走时 不是有约会对象吗 Ah! Didn't you date somebody after you stole Karl away from me?
罗恩 罗恩医生 Ron. Dr. Ron.
完成了吗 Are we done?
完成了 你的爱情生活一览表 Yep. Here it is... the history of your love life.
证明你无男不欢 Proof that you can't be happy without a man.
这不能证明什么 This is not proof of anything.
中学大学一共7个男友 Seven boyfriends through high school and college...
只有 41天单身 Only... 41 days single.
这说明什么 我成绩很烂 What does that tell you? My grades sucked?
这是绝望的呼唤 梅尔 It's a cry for help, Mayer.
甚至你成年之后 And it doesn't get much better
情况也没有好转 into the many decades of your adulthood.
卡尔之后 我单身了好几个月 Hey, I was single for several months after Karl
还有麦克之后 and after Mike.
那不是你能选择的 But that wasn't of your choosing.
他们甩了你 They dumped you.
我知道 审视自己很困难 I know. It's hard to look in the mirror.
你审视过自己吗 伊迪 Have you ever looked in your mirror, Edie?
你攻克无数男人 而威名远播 You're famous for the number of men you've conquered.
谢谢 Thank you.
这不是恭维 你这个荡妇 It's not a compliment, you tramp!
我不会采纳一个 Okay, I am not gonna take relationship tips
勾三搭四的女人的情感建议 from a woman who has hooked up with...
该怎么说 勾搭了上千个男人 What is it? Over a thousand men?
那倒是真的 我享受这样的生活 Okay, that's true. I enjoyed the '80s.
但不同的是 But the difference is,
我主动出击 因为我的意愿 I go after men because I want them.
你主动出击 因为你的需要 You go after them because you need them.
似乎没太大区别 That is not much of a distinction.
有区别 你心里有空洞 Yes, it is. You have holes in your heart
只能用西装裤填满 that can only be filled by a pair of trousers.
接受现实吧 弱女子 Face it, Mayer. You're weak.
波特不在 Porter wasn't there,
她不肯说出他在哪 and she won't tell me where he is.
你告诉她他可能入狱吗 当然了 Did you tell her that he could end up in jail? Of course I did.
勒奈特 你太沮丧了 挂电话回家吧 Lynette, you're really upset. Just hang up and come home.
她很生我的气 She's so angry at me.
她绝不会说出他在哪的 She's never gonna tell us where he is.
勒奈特 Lynette? Lynette?!
我们找勒奈特·斯加沃 Uh, we need to find Lynette Scavo.
让我查查 都是我的错 Let me check. This is all my fault.
她离开的时候垂头丧气的 She was so worked up when she left my room.
没查到勒奈特·斯加沃 I'm not finding a Lynette Scavo.
天啊 意思是她死了吗 Oh, my god. Does that mean she's dead?
不 No.
意思是她打败了她母亲 It means she outsmarted her mom.
天啊 波特 我们好想你 Oh, my god, Porter, we missed you so much.
我迷糊了 你不是发生车祸了吗 I-I don't understand. I thought you were in an accident.
不 甜心 我昨晚边开车回家 No, sweetie. I was driving home last night,
边和你爸爸讲电话 talking with your dad on the phone,
我前面的两辆车相撞了 and two cars in front of me had an accident.
我吓呆了 那可能发生在我身上 And I thought, damn, that could be me.
转念一想 真的有可能是我 And then I thought, that could be me.
你吓死我了 对不起 但你一定要回来 You scared the hell out of me. We are sorry, but we had to get you back.
五点你要出庭 不 我不想坐牢 You've gotta be in court by 5:00. No! I don't want to go to jail.
波特 听着 鲍勃和法官谈妥了 Porter, listen to me. Bob talked to the judge.
他说有望撤销控诉 He thinks he can get them to drop the charges.
我不知道能不能信你 I don't know if I should believe you.
你必须信 You're gonna have to.
好吧 Okay.
好了 走吧 Great. Come on. Let's go.
你做的烂事 勒奈特 That was a rotten you did, Lynette.
我还以为你死了 I thought you were dead.
好吧 我该怎么说呢 Yeah, well, what can I tell ya?
有其母必有其女 I learned from the best.
西利娅 胡安妮塔 Celia! Juanita!
马上捡好衣服 我不说第二遍了 I am not gonna ask you again to pick up these clothes!
我数三下 You've got till the count of three!
一 One...
二 Two...
三 Three!
你们听到吗 You can hear me, right?
能听到 Yeah!
好 我马上给你爸爸打电话 All right, that's it! I'm calling your father!
给你们点颜色瞧瞧 Whoo! You are gonna get it now!
他会把你们屁股打碎 毫不留情 He is gonna tear into you! It is gonna be a bloodbath!
宝贝 怎么了 I... Hey, babe. What's up?
你的孩子 在大闹天宫了 It's your children. They've run amok.
什么 现在你去上班 What? Now that you've gone back to work,
他们就不听我的了 they won't listen to me.
他们知道你不在旁边 随时准备出手 They know you're not in the next room, ready to drop the hammer.
帮帮我 怎么帮 我在开会 Help me! How? I'm in a meeting.
这样吧 我按免提 O-Okay. I'm gonna put you on speaker,
你可以吼她们 我在招待客户呢 我没时间 and I want you to rip 'em a new one. I'm with clients. I don't have time for this.
但是 我要挂了 But... I gotta go!
卡洛斯 Carlos? Carlos!
他挂了 妈妈 I think he hung up, mommy.
给我们带点柠檬水吧 Can you bring us a lemonade?
你好 麦克 Hello, Mike.
抱歉我迟到了 凯瑟琳在哪 Hey, sorry I'm late. Where's Katherine?
她头疼 很遗憾 Ah, headache. She sends her regrets. Oh
我去拿点啤酒吧 在厨房 you mind if I grab a beer? Uh, yeah. In the test kitchen.
啤酒不错 我也去拿 Uh, beer sounds good. I think I'll grab one, too. Excuse me.
凯瑟琳不舒服吗 So... Katherine not feeling well, huh?
对 Yeah.
她可能还有点 恼火 Yeah, I think she also might be a little miffed with me.
和巴尔的摩有关吗 This about Baltimore?
我不想让她去那 不想 It's not that I want her to go, 'cause I don't.
怎么不坦白说呢 They why don't you tell her?
我不想阻挡在 I don't wanna be the guy
她和女儿中间 that comes between her and her daughter,
更别提还有个孙女 not to mention a grandchild.
我还以为 Ohh. I thought this was because...
我不知道 I don't know.
也许因为你对前妻还没忘情 Maybe you're still hung up on your ex-wife.
苏珊吗 Susan?
不 我们两清了 No. No, that's over.
确定吗 You sure?
大多数男人 And most guys I talk to,
都说一生只有一次真爱 they say they only really fall in love once.
如果没有开花结果 And even if it doesn't work,
他们会用余生 they spend the rest of their lives
怀念逝去的爱情 thinking about the one that they lost.
我总想 你对苏珊的感情是否就是这样 I always wondered if that's how you felt about Susan.
你想这些事情做什么 Why would you wonder about something like that?
不知道 Oh, I don't know.
你是我的朋友 我关心你 You're my friend. I care about you.
不 Well, no.
其实 大卫 In fact, Dave,
我想我爱上凯瑟琳了 I think I might be falling in love with Katherine.
你是用了爱这个词吗 Did you just use the "I" word? Oh.
我没想到你是来真的 Wow! See, I-I didn't realize it was that serious.
老实说 Well, to be honest,
她要不是说要走 我还不会知道 it didn't really hit me until she said she might leave.
客人都哪去了 Where are our guests?
食物要冷了 The food's gonna get cold.
我去找他们 Oh, I'll go find them.
带些肉酱 这些菜不需要搭配肉酱的 And bring some steak sauce. Oh, you're not gonna need any sauce with these babies.
味道已经够好了 They are seasoned to perfection.
只管拿来 Bring it.
没必要白等了 开动吧 Well, there's no sense in waiting. Dig in.
天啊 煮过头了吗 Oh, dear. Are they overcooked?
没有 火候正好 正合我意 No, they're well-done. That's the way I like them.
布里 你觉得呢 Bree, what do you think?
我说不清 Oh, I really couldn't say.
你吃的肉你也不清楚吗 You couldn't say if your meat is overcooked?
不 我不想打击到别人 No. I wouldn't want to upset anyone.
别担心 不会打击到我的 Well, don't worry. You won't upset me.
她应该不是说你 I don't think she was referring to you.
只是因为烤肉架太陈旧了 Well, it's just that grilling is such a manly pastime.
如果我说奥森烤的肉 If I suggested that Orson somehow failed
不尽人意 to produce the perfect steak,
你又要用"阉割"那个词了 you might see it as another example of emasculation.
我知道了 你还是介意是吗 I see. You're not gonna let that go, are you?
据我所知 Well, for all I know,
说出奥森烤的肉像火炭 telling Orson his steak tastes like charcoal
可能是阉割他 might be deballing him.
布里 不用这么苛刻我也能明白 You know, Bree, you can make your point and still be nice.
知道怎么样最好吗 亚历克斯 You know what else would be nice, Alex?
别人对你慷慨的时候 你要感恩 Showing gratitude when people have been generous with you.
别听她的 亚历克斯 Don't listen to her, Alex.
她不是气你 是气我 还有烤肉 She's not mad at you. She's mad at me... and the meat.
感恩 你什么意思 Gratitude? What do you mean by that?
我意思是 我送你一个房子 I mean I bought you a house.
你不该对我有小小的尊重吗 You'd think you'd show me a little respect.
来真的吗 提到房子 Seriously? You're bringing up the house?
为什么不提 这是我的慷慨举动 Well, why not? It was a fairly grand gesture on my part.
没错 慷慨也伴随着压迫 Yes, and one that apparently comes with strings.
如果压迫的意思是 If by "strings," you mean
禁止你在我的房子对我撒野 那的确要强迫 I won't let you be rude to me in my own house, then yes.
知道吗 You know what?
我要拒绝你的慷慨举动了 I think I'm going to have to decline your grand gesture.
留着你的房子吧 Keep the house.
怎么了 What's wrong?
奥森烤焦了牛排 Orson burnt the steaks.
苏珊 怎么看出黄瓜有没有毒 Susan, how can you tell if pickles have botulism?
管他呢 先放到嘴里再说 Ah, what the hell? I shoot this stuff into my forehead.
算了吧 Oh, blecch! Forget it.
我宁可挨饿两三天 I'd rather starve for a day or two.
到时你就死了 By then, you'll be dead,
你的尸体就是最好的蛋白质 and I can use your remains as a source of protein.
别这样 我开玩笑呢 Oh, come on. That was funny.
知道吗 You know...
也许我没有男人的确是空虚 Maybe I do feel incomplete without a man.
但我宁死都不像你 But I... wouldn't trade places with you for anything.
知道为什么吗 You wanna know why?
不想 但我被困无聊了 姑且听听吧 No, but I'm trapped, so knock yourself out.
是你和男人相处的方式 It's the way you are with men...
当他们是纸巾 They're like tissues.
用完就丢 You use one and then toss it away,
再找下一个 and then you're on to the next one.
至少我认真对待 At least I'm looking for something real.
你是说 你坚信的童话结局 So you think this happy ending crap
能美梦成真吗 that you believe in is real?
得了吧 我知道男人的德性 Please. I know what men are really like.
是吗 Really?
我16岁时 我父亲外遇 Well, when I was 16, my dad had an affair
情妇有个10岁的女儿 with this woman who had a 10-year-old daughter.
一天 他说 他要抛弃我们 And one day, he told my mom and me that he was leaving us for them.
天啊 Oh, my god.
别插嘴 No talking.
一周后 他过来收拾东西 A week later, he comes to the house to get his stuff,
我妈妈不想见到他 所以我们去看电影了 and my mom didn't want to see him, so we went to the movies.
我有许多可爱的小马雕塑 Now I had this, uh, horse figurine collection.
塑料的 玻璃的 陶瓷的 有百种 Plastic, glass, ceramic... Hundreds of them.
等我们从影院回来时 Anyway, we come back from the movies,
我爸爸把他所有的东西都拿走了 and all of my dad's stuff is gone.
等我回到卧室 发现了异样 I go into my bedroom, and something seems different.
才意识到我所有的小马都不见了 And then I realize all of my horses were gone.
我妈妈打电话给我爸爸 大叫来着 My mom called my dad and screamed,
他给的解释是 我已经长大了 and all he said was, I was too old for them
他情妇的女儿 更需要这些东西 and that his girlfriend's daughter would appreciate them more.
是不是难以置信 真是个败类 Can you believe that? What a fungus.
天啊 你在哭吗 Oh, god. Are you crying?
是因为... It's just...
现在我懂了 Now I get it.
懂什么了 Get what?
这些年来 我对你一直有成见 All these years, I have judged you,
其实这不是你的错 and... It is not your fault.
过来 Oh, come here.
你之所以这样 是由于你父亲的遗传 You are the way you are because of your father.
伊迪 你疯啦 Ow! Edie, what the hell?!
别给我做心理鉴定 你这笨蛋 Don't psychoanalyze me, you simp!
我只是告诉你 男人是多么的自私 I was just trying to tell you how selfish men are.
我也是在努力对你好点 And I was just trying to be nice
好给你这个荡妇一个台阶下 and give you a free pass for being such a big slut!
伊迪 Aah! No! Aah! Ah! Oh! Edie!
姑娘们 Okay, girls.
把玩具收起来放在篮子里 要开饭了 Pick up your toys and put 'em in the basket before dinner.
晚饭还有两个小时吧 Dinner's not for two hours.
你们这么淘气我受够了 快把玩具捡起来 Hey! I've had enough of your crap. Now pick up these toys!
不干 No!
胡安妮塔 你到底是怎么了 Okay, Juanita. What is going on here?
为什么这么不听话 Why are you being so difficult?
爸爸的话 你总是随听即从 When daddy asks you to do something, you just do it.
因为我更爱爸爸 That's because I love daddy more.
那好吧 Fine.
你还好吗 索利斯太太 Everything okay, Mrs. Solis?
孩子们的事 Yeah. Just my kids.
我实在拿她们没办法 They really know how to push my buttons.
明白 我家里也有一对淘气鬼 Oh, yeah. I got a couple monsters at home, too.
关键在于 你要比她们更淘气 The key is, you gotta be the bigger monster.
但不幸的是 Well, unfortunately,
她们根本就不怕我 they're not afraid of me.
那就糟了 Ooh, that's bad.
要做好家长 必须懂得如何吓孩子 Fear is the foundation of all good parenting.
你得把嗓门练练大 You gotta practice your big voice.
快把菜洗好 快 Finish that broccoli now!
看明白了吗 You see how that works?
是的 很有用 Yeah. It's very effective.
能占用你15分钟吗 Well... Hey, you got an extra 15 minutes?
快收好 快点 再快点 Do it! Faster! Faster! Faster!
快把这里收得干干净净的 I wanna see this place sparkle!
妈妈 Mommy...
姑娘们 我也没办法啊 It's out of my hands, girls.
我接到命令 只要你们不听话 Word got out that you were disobeying,
他们就会把雷吉带来 谁叫雷吉过来的 and they sent Reggie over. Who sent Reggie over?
就是那个你很爱很爱的 Well, I know how much you love him, but...
亲爱的老爸 It was your daddy.
废话少说 别磨蹭 Enough chatter. Keep moving!
等收拾完了 When they're done,
想不想叫她们做点家务 you want me to make them vacuum?
只要您不介意 成 If you wouldn't mind. Nah.
猜 Guess.
拜托 伊迪 我说了我不会 Aw, come on, Edie. I said I was sorry.
猜 Guess!
7月号 July?
错 3月号 Wrong. March!
你真是一窍不通 Oh! Ah! Man, you're bad at this.
猜 Guess.
威廉姆斯太太 我不知道你在楼下 Oh, hey, Mrs. Williams. I didn't know you were down here.
谢天谢地 我们被困了一整夜了 Oh, thank god! We've been locked in here all night.
真的吗 幸亏我过来检查一下捕鼠器 Really? Good thing I came by to check the rat traps then.
还好我把老鼠的事给忘了 Ugh! I'm glad I forgot about those until now.
梅尔 Uh, Mayer?
刚才谈过的事情 I, uh, would appreciate it
请你以后不要提 if you wouldn't talk about what we talked about.
我可不准备那么做 I wasn't planning to.
就算你说出去我也不承认 Good, because I'll deny it if you do.
我不会的 I won't.
我会杀了你 And... I'll kill you.
再见 伊迪 Good-bye, Edie.
等我回家 我把信件给你 Oh, I'll bring your mail over when I get home.
谢谢 Thanks.
妈妈 Hey, mom.
我是来告诉你 I just came by to tell you
因为证据不足 检察官撤销了 that the judge threw out Porter's case
对波特的起诉 天大的喜讯 for lack of evidence. Isn't that great?
妈 Mom...
我不是为惩罚你 才把你送到这来 I did not put you in here to punish you.
我是别无选择 I didn't have a choice.
你有选择的 不 我没有 You had a choice. No, I didn't.
从格兰过世开始 你就失控了 From the moment Glen died, you were out of control.
你在拉斯维加斯输掉了全部财产 It's true you lost all that money in Vegas.
还又开始喝酒 这都是千真万确的 You started drinking again.
多少次我去你的公寓 看见你 And how many times did I go to your condo, only to find you
叼着雪茄睡倒在沙发上 asleep on the sofa with a cigarette in your mouth?
不 我不会为送你来向你道歉的 No, I won't apologize for bringing you here.
我送你来 是因为我爱你 I did it because I love you.
那你为什么不来看我 Then why don't you come visit me?
来看你 可不是段愉快的经历 It's not a very pleasant experience.
我是有点大吼大叫 诅咒了你几句 So I yell a little. So I toss a few curse words your way.
有什么大不了嘛 Big deal!
上次我来 你朝我扔了块布丁 Last time I came, you threw pudding at me.
我是个愤怒的老女人 勒奈特 你还想我怎么样 I'm an angry old woman, Lynette! What do you expect?
我是有个想法 你别再发火了 Here's a thought... Stop being angry.
怎么可能 How?
这儿的人一会儿功夫就死于中风 I can't make a friend in this place
在这种地方我怎么交朋友 without having them drop dead of a stroke five minutes later.
感觉像活在人间地狱 I-I feel like hell.
每次照镜子 我都想大叫 Every time I look in the mirror, I wanna scream.
我一无所有 只剩满腔怒火了 孩子 My anger is all I've got left, baby.
要是连怒火都没 就全完了 这我知道 If I let go of that, it's over. I know it.
这场你来我往的游戏 就没的玩了 The ball game will be over.
这你来我往的游戏必须得结束 The ball game is going to end
不管你喜不喜欢 whether you like it or not.
不管你还有多长时间 我都愿意来陪你 I would like to be here with you for whatever time you have left.
可要是这样 你得改变现状才行 But for that to happen, things have to change.
你愿意经常来看我吗 Would you come visit me more often?
至少一周两次 At least twice a week,
有时我还会带孩子一起来 and sometimes I'd bring the kids.
我挺乐意的 I'd like that.
他们一直都很乖 You know, they turned out really good.
你是如何成为这么出色的母亲的 How'd you learn how to be such a good mom?
我也不知道 I have no idea.
既然你已经来了 Well, now that you're here,
干嘛不留下 咱们聊聊天呢 why don't you stay, and we can talk a while? Okay.
我把我的酒瓶从抽屉里拿出来 I... and get my flask out of the drawer.
要是喝得烂醉 Hey, I can't be nice, forgiving and sober all at the same time.
我肯定不会这么友善宽容啦 Hey.
爸爸 Daddy!
真想你们啊 Mmm! Mwah! Missed you guys.
你们真在帮妈妈干活啊 真棒 Wow! You're really helping mommy, huh? That's great.
是那个可怕的男人让我们干的 The scary man told us we had to.
我们都不认识那个人 We don't even know the guy.
他是往邮箱里发传单的 你让他帮你教育孩子们吗 He left a flyer in our mailbox. You left him do your parenting?
是你让我发挥创造力的 我可不是这意思 Hey, you're the one who told me to get creative. This wasn't what I meant!
你说得容易 她们说 她们更爱你 Easy for you to say. They told me they love you more than me.
我管事时 她们还说爱你比我多呢 And when I was running things, they said they loved you more.
真的吗 Really?
所以不用再伤心啦 Oh. So don't get your feelings hurt,
也别让陌生人替你管教孩子了 and stop asking strangers to discipline our kids.
要是你管孩子 我就用不着那么干了 Well, I wouldn't have to if you would do it.
你想让我整天工作 还要出差公干 So you want me to go to work all day, go out on business trips,
好不容易有点时间陪孩子 and what little time I have here with the girls,
你想让我冲她们大吼度过吗 you want me to spend screaming at them?
你到家才15分钟 Just for the first 15 minutes after you walk in the door.
现在就是卡洛斯说着算了 省省吧 这是你一手安排的 Then it's Carlos time. Forget it! This was the arrangement you wanted.
是你让我接受这份工作的 我是想让咱们过上正常人的生活 You made me take this job. I just wanted us to have a normal life.
你猜怎么样 亲爱的 爸爸不高兴地去工作了 Well, guess what, sweetie? Dad's unhappy at work.
妈妈在家对着大吵大叫的孩子 Mom's home with the screaming kids. You got one.
这就是你要的正常生活 Oh, good. You're back.
太好了 你回来了 Can we talk?
咱们能谈谈么 If it's about work, yes.
要是公事 没问题 要是野餐会上的那事 没门 If it's about what happened at the barbecue, no.
好吧 作为我的员工 我给你5分钟假 Fine. Then as my employee, I authorize a 5-minute break
咱们好谈谈我儿子的男朋友 so we can talk about my son's boyfriend
还有他今天下午荒唐的过激反应 and his absurd overreaction this afternoon.
得 我走了 That's it. I'm out of here.
安德鲁 拜托 你当时在的 事情都是亚历克斯挑起的 Andrew, please. You were there. Alex started the whole thing.
你得告诉他 别再批评我了 You need to tell him to stop criticizing me.
我才不夹在你们中间 两面难做人呢 I'm... I'm not getting in the middle of this.
要是你跟亚历克斯有矛盾 你自己跟他谈 If you have a problem with Alex, you tell him.
我试过了 可他不听我的 I tried. He won't listen to me.
你是说他没乖乖听话吗 Don't you mean obey?
他不是你儿子 也不是你丈夫 He's not your son. He's not your husband.
也不是你的员工 He's not your employee.
不是所有人 都得听你的 Not everyone has to listen to you.
我明天再干 I'll... I'll do this tomorrow.
我收到花了 I got the flowers.
是你送的 没错吧 They were from you, right?
当然 Oh, yeah.
我只有一点时间 I just have a minute,
可我不想再跟你起什么干戈了 and I don't want to get into a whole thing with you.
不会耽误你很久的 This won't take long.
我不想再吵了 拜托 收下房子吧 I don't want to fight anymore. Please, just take the house.
我不知道还能说什么 I don't know how else to say this.
昨天发生的事 还会一而再再而三的发生 What happened yesterday is gonna happen again.
那不会是我俩最后的争吵 It's not gonna be the last time we fight,
因为我们就是这种人 'cause that's who we are.
咱们还是不要住得太近 别把关系弄糟了 Let's not make it worse by living on top of each other.
亚历克斯 Alex...
我要告诉一些 我从没跟别人人说过的事 I'm gonna tell you something I haven't told anybody...
奥森跟安德鲁都没说过 我只跟你说 Not Orson, not Andrew, just you.
我知道做生意以来 我变了很多 I know that I've changed since my business took off,
可我不愿承认 but I didn't want to admit it.
我看着自己变得自私 没耐心 跟粗鲁 I've watched myself become selfish, impatient, rude.
我从不是那种耐着性子跟蠢人相处的人 I was never the type to suffer fools gladly,
可我好像到处在挑人毛病了 but now I seem to find fools everywhere.
我不想成为一个这样的人 And I don't want to be that way.
我想要一个不怕我的人 对我讲出真相 I need someone who isn't afraid to speak out,
当我越过底线时 把我叫住 to call me out when I cross those lines,
我很愿意 让你做这个人 and I would love it if you would be that person.
我的岳母大人 Did my mother-in-law
刚刚给我批评她的权利吗 是的 just give me permission to criticize her? Yes, I did.
我真是个幸运的家伙 I'm a lucky guy.
伊迪 Edie.
听着 我不喜欢你对我撒谎 Listen, um... I'm not happy about you lying to me,
但我认为 我们的感情是真的 而且 我还不想就这样放弃 But I think what we have is real, and... I'm not ready to throw it away.
真的吗 Really?
还有 别告诉别人 可我的生活正朝 我想要的幸福结局靠近 And don't tell anyone, But I'm at the point in my life Where I could use a happy ending.
我去收拾我的东西 I'll get my stuff.
喂 Hello?
杰克逊 你好 你有时间吗 Jackson, hi. do you have a sec?
当然 出什么事了吗 Sure. is something wrong?
没事 只是 Uh, no, nothing's wrong. just...
关于搬家 我们得谈谈 We need to talk about this move.
下午5点15分 At 5:15 that afternoon,
伊迪·威廉姆斯开始给朋友们打电话 Edie williams began calling her friends
告诉她们她的丈夫回家了 To inform them that her husband had come home.
不幸的是 她一个也没打通 Sadly, she never got through to any of them.
加布丽尔压根没接电话 Gabrielle never picked up.
她忙着看她的孩子们 She was too busy watching her children
被教育说要听妈妈的话 Being told they had to obey their mother...
还要尽量憋住笑容 And trying not to smile.
伊迪打来时 勒奈特不在家 Lynette wasn't home when edie called.
她跟她母亲在一起 She was with her mother,
欢笑着分享过去的旧时光 Laughing and sharing stories about the old days...
享受这一刻的每分每秒 And enjoy every minute of it.
布里出门 Bree was outside
给她的未来女婿 showing her future son in law color samples.
看她为他买下房子的油漆样品去了 for the home she had bought him.
在他们发表不同意见时 她友善地微笑 and smiling politely when they disagreed.
至于苏珊 她没接电话 and susan, well, she didn't answered,
是因为她坐在心爱的椅子上 because she was sitting in her favourite chair
喝着一杯咖啡 with a cup of tea
第一次学着享受生命中 Learning to enjoy for the first time in her life
独自一人的时光 what it was like to be alone