前情提要 Previously on...
我们要结婚了 We're getting married.
求婚双双而至 One proposal led to another.
我们是移民局的 We're with immigration.
法律拦路 能等等吗 But the law get in the way. Can't this wait?
我们就要结婚了 We're about to get married.
今天可不行 一场入室抢劫上演... Not today, you're not. A break-in was staged...
奥森 我们被盗了 Orson, we've been robbed.
力保在离婚风暴中全身而退 In an attempt to hide assets in a divorce.
车祸发生后... 事实真相 浮出水面 After the crash... And the truth about the accident came out.
麦克告诉别人是他开的车 其实是我 Mike told 'em that he was driving, but it wasn't true.
有关大卫·威廉姆斯你必须得知道 The thing you have to understand
他祈望得到原谅 about Dave Williams is he wanted to be forgiven.
这是他留下这段录像的原因 That's why he made the videotape.
我不想杀掉M.J·德尔非诺 I didn't want to kill M.J. Delfino.
我必须这么做 I had to.
苏珊·梅尔害死了我的妻子和女儿 Susan Mayer killed my wife and daughter.
警方称这是一起...事故 The police called it... An accident.
但我不认同一个夺取 But I don't believe a person
两条生命的人 who takes two precious lives
怎么能可以 should be allowed to just...
偷生在世 Walk away.
我知道有的人可能会想 I know some people will wonder,
为什么不杀掉苏珊 why didn't I just kill Susan?
但如果那样做 But what good would that have done?
她会死掉 那样永远不会知道 She'd be dead. There'd be no...
煎熬的滋味 Suffering.
因为我夺去无辜男孩生命 And to those who hate me
而憎恨我的人们 because I took the life...
我想说... Of an innocent young boy, I say...
该死 Aw, crap.
是的 大卫·威廉姆斯期望得到人们的原谅 Yes, Dave Williams wanted everyone to forgive him...
看 我可以在星期六的郊游中用我的新钓鱼盒了 Look, I got a new tackle box for our trip on Saturday.
在他结束这一切 But not until he finished doing...
不能原谅的罪恶之后 The unforgivable.
在一场蹊跷的大火 After the white horse nightclub
吞噬了白马俱乐部后 was destroyed by a suspicious fire,
留下了一具无人认领的尸首 one body was left unclaimed.
调查此案的侦探把此称之为 The detectives on this case referred to him as...
"无名氏 a-37" "John Doe a-37."
他们辗转数月 想确认他的身份 For months, they tried to identify him.
一天 他们接到从扣押处打来的电话 Then one day, they got a call from an impound lot.
对方称在俱乐部纵火那晚 It seems a car had been towed from the club parking lot
一辆停在俱乐部的车被拖 the night of the fire...
而租这辆车的人 A sedan that had been rented...
是波士顿的塞缪尔·海勒医生 To a Dr. Samuel Heller from Boston,
他已经在4个月前被报失踪 who had been reported missing four months earlier.
受害人的牙齿记录证实了他们的猜测 The doctor's dental records confirmed their theory.
尽管如此 他的接待小姐 His receptionist, however,
却不相信 did not.
不可能 No way.
海勒医生没有死 Dr. Heller did not die in that fire.
夫人 我们已经得到了牙齿记录 Ma'am, we've got his dental records.
那又怎样 你说大火发生在4个月前 I don't care. You said the fire was four months ago?
在那之后我还收到他传的短讯 Well, I've gotten texts from him since then.
你收到过 You have?
上一条还是在几周前 Yeah. The last one was just a few weeks ago.
也许我们应该回发一条 Hmm. Maybe we should send a text back.
夫人 你带手机了吗? Ma'am, you have your phone with you?
大卫 Hey, Dave.
我正准备打给你 I was gonna call you.
是吗 你有和M.J.聊过 You were? Yeah. Um... did you say something to M.J.
去钓鱼的事情吗 对 我们有聊过 About going on that fishing trip? Yeah, I did.
我知道杰克逊被遣返后你很难过 I know how depressed you've been since Jackson was deported,
我认为这是最佳时机 so I thought, now is the perfect time
我们三个一块去湖边 而且... for the three of us to go up to the lake. And...
我还给他买了儿童用的救生衣 I got M.J. His own little life vest.
我很乐意去 但是我不能 I wish I could, but I can't.
我很担心杰克逊 借口总有许多 I'm worried about Jackson. All the more reason.
你知道人们是怎么评价钓鱼的吗 You know what they say about fishing...
宁静怡然 It's nature's tranquilizer.
大卫 杰克逊走后我连他的一点消息都没有 Dave, I haven't heard from Jackson since he was taken away,
我想留下来 说不定他会打电话过来 and I just wanna be here in case he calls.
好啊 你可以带上手机啊 Yeah, well, that's okay. Just bring your cell phone.
但待在家里 我感觉心定些 I'd just feel more comfortable if I'm close by.
疯狂的想法 Oh, that's crazy.
我想杰克逊可不想你 I mean, Jackson wouldn't want you sittin' around here
天天坐在家里为他担心 worrying about him.
我很抱歉 下次再约吧 I'm sorry. We'll go fishing another time.
你不觉得你这么做很自私吗 Don't you think you're being a little selfish here?
想想M.J. I mean, what about M.J.?
你很想去钓鱼 是吧 伙计 You wanna go fishing, don't you, buddy? Yeah!
对 Yeah.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
我说过了我去不了 I just told you I can't go.
不过M.J. I'm just thinking about M.J.
他很好 He'll be fine.
或许你是对的 You know what? You're right.
对不起 I'm sorry.
不过是次郊游 It's just a trip.
你根本就没有在听 You're not listening!
去欧洲待6个月很有教育意义的 Six months in Europe would be educational.
你知道怎么会更有教育意义吗 You know what would be more educational?
你去上大学 You going to college like we talked about.
妈妈 我在学校呆了12年了 Mom, I've already been in school for 12 years already.
我想要休假 如果 看看你上次的签证记录似乎 I... I need a vacation. Well, it seems like, based on your last few report cards,
你已经旅行过一次了 you've already been on vacation.
我就要18岁了 如果我想去 我会去 I'm gonna be 18. If I wanna go to Europe, I'll go to Europe.
哦 是吗 那祈祷你有钱支付吧 Oh? Well, good luck paying for it,
如果你这么想要申请护照 because if you so much as apply for a passport,
我们会停掉你零花钱 从势力强大的斯加沃 家庭财产里扣吗 我好怕 we're cuttin' you off. Cut off from the mighty Scavo family fortune? Oh, no!
汤姆 你都不帮帮我 Tom, why didn't you help me out there?
因为我站在他那一边 Because I agree with him.
什么 What?
他年轻气盛 正是享受生命的好时光 Well, he's young. He should be having fun.
我是说 你看看我 一个中年男人 I mean, look... look at me. I'm a middle-aged man
看着我永远不可能得到工作的招聘信息 reading the want ads for jobs that I'll never get.
我有机会的话 我也不会错过去欧洲的 I should've gone to Europe when I had the chance. Hey, focus.
我们的儿子在虚耗光阴 Our son is throwing his life away.
我们得让他按部就班地生活 We have got to keep him on track.
按部就班有什么好 What is so great about the track?
我就是 我做了我应该做的一切 I was on it. I did everything I was supposed to.
结果呢 它把我嚼碎又吐出来了 It chewed me up and spit me out.
我知道你很沮丧 I know you're discouraged,
但纵容我们的儿子犯大错 but... letting our son make a huge mistake
是不能帮助他成长的 即使是个大错误 is not gonna help anything. Even if it is a huge mistake,
你也应该让他们 去做出生命中的一些决定 you got to let people make some decisions about their own life.
你的教育方式并不是权威的 Your way is not the only way.
我只是想帮普雷斯顿 I am just trying to help Preston
不让他去走失业又失败的人生 avoid the way marked "unemployable loser."
好的 你想我做什么 Fine. What do you want me to do?
我想你让他打消去欧洲的蠢主意 I want you to get this stupid Europe idea out of his head.
带他去参观一下大学 Take him on a tour of the campus.
让他对大学感兴趣 让他看看大学里的乐子 Get him excited. Show him college could be fun.
没问题 Sure.
回来的路上我要给汉堡屋的人 And on the way home, I'll show my college diploma
看我的大学文凭 to the guy at the burger barn. Ohh.
他们在雇一个值夜班的煎炸师傅 Yeah. They're hiring a new fry cook for the night shift.
如果你真的去那里 If you're really stopping by there,
带一些洋葱圈回来 bring home some onion rings.
妈妈 你在做什么 Mommy, what are you doing?
我们要去康妮姨妈家 参加家庭聚会 We're going to a family reunion at aunt Connie's on Saturday,
我想成为最漂亮的 and I want to look my best.
很好玩吗 Is it gonna be fun?
如果你认为好玩就是 Well, if your idea of a good time
坐在车道生锈的草坪椅上 is sitting on rusty lawn chairs in the driveway
吃一坨鸡形的猪油 eating lard in the shape of chicken,
那你会觉得有趣极了 车道上 then yeah! It's gonna be a blast. The driveway?
亲爱的 你6岁了 Honey, you're 6 now,
我觉得是时候和你进行母女对话了 so I think it's time we had a little mother/daughter talk.
你父亲那一边的亲戚糟透了 Your father's side of the family's trash.
有问题吗 Any questions?
如果你不喜欢她 If you don't like her,
为什么还戴你最美的珠宝 why are you putting on your best jewelry?
亲爱的 大人都这么做 'Cause that's what grownups do, sweetie.
讨厌别人 并不需要拳脚相加 When we don't like someone, we don't punch them
或恶言以对 我们能狡猾地想一些办法 or say mean things. We just find subtle ways
让他们自觉人生无趣 to make them feel bad about their lives.
像这些耳环 康妮姨妈是买不起的 Ooh, like these earrings. Aunt Connie can't afford them,
会让她感到难过 and that'll make her sad.
这个会打得她单膝跪下 And this will bring her to her knees.
而这个 则能还击她的喉舌 And this will be a kick in her throat.
如果你那么讨厌她 你干脆就别去 If you hate 'em so much, maybe we shouldn't go.
不 亲爱的 我们必须去 她们是亲戚 Oh, no, sweetie. We have to go. They're family.
看吧 这就是为什么我需要检查一下 See, this is why I wanted to check on my things.
一幅价值不菲的画怎么能放在这种地方 You don't leave a valuable painting on the damn floor.
你需要在下面垫一些东西 You need to put something underneath it.
好的 这个门垫呢 Fine. How about this ugly doormat?
这不是门垫 That is not a doormat.
这是库尔德哈萨克人手工编织的小地毯 That is a handwoven kurdish kazak rug.
布里 你知道吗 和你在一起的时候 You know, Bree, when I hang out with you,
我才知道自己知识多狭窄 I realize how little I know
我的废话也少了 and how much I don't give a crap.
把它给我 Give me that.
我很高兴你们就快离婚了 I'm so glad this divorce is almost over.
一个可憎的 讨厌的男人就要离开我的生活了 An obnoxious, unpleasant man will be out of my life,
当然还有奥森 and so will Orson.
这并没有结束 Hey, it's not over yet.
你还有几个障碍 You still got a couple of hurdles.
奥森又提出保险索赔了吗 Has Orson brought up the insurance claim again?
没有 他以为申请了 No, he thinks I filed it.
太棒了 当他意识到你没申请时 你们早已两散 Great. When he realizes you never did, you'll be divorced,
他会破产 到那时也没有关系了 he'll be broke, and it won't matter.
我会再次孤单 Yes, and I'll be single again,
我可以全心工作 and I can concentrate on my business,
或许去旅行一下 maybe do some traveling.
也许花点时间 Maybe spend a little time
找个情人 at the intersection of right leg and left leg,
如果你知道我在说什么 真遗憾 if you know what I'm saying. Sadly,
卡尔 我知道 Karl, I always know what you're saying.
如果你愿意 我可以帮你 You know, if you want, I could set you up.
我认识很多男同胞 很优秀 I know a lot of great guys who are good for a free dinner.
也能逗你开心 And a few laughs, huh?
谢谢 卡尔 我还没离婚呢 Thanks, Karl. I'm not even divorced yet,
就算我离婚了 也不会找你来 and once I am, I don't think you'd be my first choice
帮我介绍对象 糟糕啦 as a matchmaker. Oh, shoot.
喂 Hello?
苏珊 是我 Hey, Susan, it's me.
杰克逊 我很担心你 Jackson, I have been so worried.
你在哪 美景镇监狱 Where... where are you? Fairview jail.
他们正在做我的驱逐文件 They're processing my deportation papers.
他们要把你赶回去 什么时候 So they're sending you back? When?
就这几天了 Couple days.
我只是想打电话感谢你 I just wanted to call and say thank you and...
我会想你的 Tell you that I'll miss you.
我也会想你的 Well... I'll miss you, too.
当我在人生低谷时 I mean, you came in my life
你走进了我的生活 when I was going through a really hard time,
你真是个好人 and you were amazing.
给我留下美好回忆 I mean, you are amazing.
你也是 You, too. So...
那移民局的人有没有跟你说 Did the immigration people tell you
他们怎么找到你的 匿名举报 how they found out about you? Anonymous tip.
尽管这个匿名非常地显而易见 Although it's pretty obvious who "anonymous" is.
麦克真的认为我是傻子吗 Does Mike really think I'm that stupid?
麦克 你觉得是麦克干的吗 Mike? You think Mike did this?
还能有谁 Who else?
只有麦克和凯瑟琳知道 Mike and Katherine were the only people who knew.
凯瑟琳还帮咱们 "结婚" Katherine was doing cartwheels about us getting married, so...
是啊 但 不 这说不通啊 Yeah, but, no, this doesn't make any sense
因为麦克知道这不是真的 because Mike knew that it wasn't for real.
不管真的假的 他明显 Well, real or not, he had the look of a guy
对你还有感觉 who's not ready to give you up, so...
时间到了 Time's up.
我要挂了 Uh, I-I gotta go.
走之前我会再给你打电话的 I'll try and call you again before I leave.
回来了 Hey!
你们回来了 校园参观进行得如何 Hey, hey, how was the campus tour?
很棒 Fantastic. Oh!
天哪 学校很棒 Oh, my god. That school is amazing.
教授们都忙忙碌碌的 Oh. The professors are so engaged,
学生们思想开放 态度亲和 and the kids were open and friendly.
真的吗 Really?
非常令人振奋 让我们去是正确的 Yeah. It was inspiring. You were so right to send us.
真好 我知道如果你参观过校园 Good. Good. I knew if you saw the campus,
你就会改变心意了 you'd have a change of heart.
我吗 错了 我还是要去欧洲 Me? Nah. I'm still going to Europe.
什么 你说学院参观很棒啊 What was that? I thought you said the tour was fantastic.
所以还需要再劝劝普雷斯顿 Okay, so Preston still needs a little convincing.
但我心意已定了 But I don't.
我要去上学 I'm going back to school.
现在是什么情况 Wh-what's that now?
我知道 这听起来有点离谱 Okay. I know it's a little out of left field,
但当我走在校园里 我觉得我又重生了 but walking across the quad, I felt so alive.
我和招生处的老师谈了 I spoke with someone in admissions,
我只要通过入学考试就行了 and all I have to do is pass an entrance exam.
所以 So...
你要去上大学 再上一次 Ahem. You would be a college student... again.
25年后 又一次 Mm-hmm. 25 years after the first time.
但是 这次 非常专注 But this time... focused.
这次 我非常清楚我要学什么 This time, knowing exactly what I wanna major in.
是什么 Which is?
汉语 Chinese.
汉语 Chinese?
是"蘑菇鸡片"的那种中文 As in "moo goo gai pan" Chinese?
他学这个干什么 What's he gonna do with that,
为了看李小龙电影 不用看字幕吗 watch Bruce Lee movies without the subtitles?
我们还没谈到这个呢 We didn't get that far.
然后我头都昏了 他跑出买书包了 I felt faint, and he left to go buy a backpack.
勒奈特 这可不好 Ooh. Lynette, that's bad.
太天马行空了 更糟的是 Well, it's just so random, and the worst part is
如果我说这个不好 我又成坏人了 if I point that out, I'm a bitch.
为什么会这样 Why is that?
什么时候说真话和实事求是 When did being practical and realistic
变成坏人的同义词 become synonymous with bitchiness?
当一个男人干了些蠢事 The first time a man did something stupid,
女人把它说出来的时候 and a woman pointed it out.
我知道汤姆 他去学中文 也只是从一数到十 学个皮毛 I know Tom. He's going to learn how to count to ten in Chinese,
然后他就会感到无聊 再找到他的新目标 then he'll get bored and move on to his new dream
比如想当个养蜂人之类 那你没什么选择 当回坏人吧 of becoming a beekeeper. Well, then you have no choice. Bite the bullet and bitch.
不 她可以选择 No, she has a choice.
你完全能得到你想要 It's entirely possible to get what you want
而且不用当个唠唠叨叨的泼妇 without being perceived of as a nagging shrew.
师傅(日语) 求你了 给我点秘笈吧 Please, sensei, instruct me in your ancient ways.
关键就是你不能让他们知道 你在做什么 Well, the key is to not let them know what you're doing.
这需要观察力 操纵力以及狡黠的头脑 This requires observation, cunning and manipulation.
跟他大吵一架 让他屈服 Isn't it just easier to shut down your hoo-ha
不是更容易一些吗 我觉得布里是对的 until he gives in? I think that Bree is right...
你越坚持极力反对 That the more Tom sees you digging in your heels,
汤姆就会越想做他想要的 the more he's gonna wanna do it.
所以你只要等待一个机会 So you wait for an opportunity
可以让你大展拳脚 that you can use to your advantage
但同时你要表现的非常支持他 while at the same time appearing supportive.
这就是你的建议 That's your advice?
等着天上掉馅饼吗 Hope an opportunity just drops in my lap?
我还不如开始买养蜂人的制服 Might as well start shopping for beekeeper suits.
抱歉 我出去一趟 Oh, you guys, I'm sorry. I gotta run.
我要跟麦克谈谈 Hey. I need to talk to Mike.
他在洗澡呢 我会跟他说 你来过了 不用 我等他 Oh, he's in the shower, but I'll tell him you stopped by. Oh, no need. I'll wait.
奥森 我回来了 Orson, I'm home.
坐下 Have a seat.
根本就没有盗窃 So there never was a robbery.
你拿走那些东西 想藏起来 You took these things, hoping to hide them from me.
我知道为什么 但苦死不得其解 And though I've tried to come up with a reason, I can't.
我不得不问你原因 So I'm forced to ask the question why.
你为什么要这么做 Why would you do such a thing?
我想离婚 I want a divorce.
抱歉 我不明白 I'm sorry. I don't understand.
我的律师跟我说 你会分走你我结婚期间 My lawyer says you're entitled to half of everything
共同所得的财产的一半 we've acquired during the marriage,
我想藏起一部分 so I was trying to hide some of those things,
直说吧 这事儿是我花钱操办的 since... let's face it... I paid for them.
你已经雇了个律师吗 You've already hired a lawyer?
是 我已经不想再说谎了 Yes, but I'm tired of all the lying
不想再偷偷摸摸了 所以我会通知他 and the sneaking around, so I will inform him
你要什么 悉随尊便 可我不想离 that you can have whatever you like. I don't want a divorce.
这个不由你商量 Well, that part's non-negotiable.
我们不能再谈谈吗 Can't we at least talk about this?
没什么好谈的 There's no point.
你拿张纸 列个清单吧 So you should get a piece of paper, start to make a list
写上你想拿走什么 of what it is you wish to take with you.
你什么都不要了吗 So... you don't want any of it?
不 我只想离婚 No. All I want is out.
他可能还要洗一会呢 不能跟我说吗 You know, he might be a while. Sure I can't help you?
不 我要跟麦克说 No, I need to talk to Mike.
不如你去刷厕所 把他赶出来 Now you could flush the toilet and try to get him out of there.
你好象心情不好 You seem upset.
出什么事了 Something happened?
是不是麦克跟移民局告密 揭发杰克逊的 Did Mike turn Jackson in to immigration?
不 他怎么会这么做 No. Why would he do that?
我不知道 嫉妒吗 I don't know. Jealousy?
杰克逊觉得 麦克对我还余情未了 Jackson thinks Mike is still hung up on me.
相信我 苏珊 麦克没有举报杰克逊 Trust me, Susan. Mike did not turn Jackson in.
别洗了 Mm. Shower's off.
马上就能知道真相了 I guess we'll know in a few seconds.
听我说 麦克不可能给移民局打电话 Listen... Mike couldn't have called immigration
因为我没告诉他 because I never told him
杰克逊跟你结婚是为了拿绿卡 that Jackson was marrying you for a green card.
那是有人干的 因为他还给我发短信 Well, somebody did, because he sent me a text
同意帮我付赡养费 agreeing to keep paying me alimony.
那是我发的 That was me.
我发的短信 I sent it.
你疯了吗 你为什么要这么做 Are you insane? Why would you do something...
麦克让我嫁给他 Mike has asked me to marry him.
什么 What?
我怕 他如果知道 And I was afraid that if he found out
你不是真心和杰克逊相爱 that you weren't really in love with Jackson,
他可能会改变对我的心意 that he might change his mind about me.
凯瑟琳 这... Okay, Katherine, that is...
对麦克不公平 It's totally unfair to Mike.
我是说 他应该知道真相 I mean, he needs to know the truth.
我能给他幸福 苏珊 I can make him happy, Susan.
他需要时间淡忘你 He just needs to get over you.
凯瑟琳 Katherine?
别毁了这一切 Please, don't ruin this.
你是不是要... Hey, you wanna just order in?
苏珊 你好 Oh, hey, Susan.
很高兴你在这儿 Um... I'm glad you're here.
我有些话要跟你说 Um, I have something I wanna tell you.
是 我 Um, yeah. I...
凯瑟琳已经跟我说了 你们的喜事 Katherine already told me about your big news.
希望能得到你的祝福 Oh. Okay. Um... Well, I hope we have your blessing.
没问题 Yes, sure.
应该祝福 Uh... Why not?
抱歉 苏珊 I'm sorry, Susan.
我应该亲口对你说的 I was gonna tell you myself.
别怪凯瑟琳 Well, don't be mad at Katherine.
我们都知道 她守不住秘密 We all know that she just can't... keep a secret.
这里看起来比以前糟糕许多 Wow, this place is looking worse than ever.
康妮姨妈的沙龙看上去有点寒酸 Yeah, aunt Connie's salons haven't been doing so well.
也许你该少戴点钻石饰品 You know, maybe you should take off some of those diamonds.
你这么走进去 就像 You walk in there like that,
在刺激她更加自惭形秽 那还用说 you're gonna make her feel bad about herself. Say no more.
康妮姨妈就像我的亲妈一样 You know, aunt Connie's like a second mother to me.
你为什么这么讨厌她 因为她一直贬低我 Why do you hate her so much? Because all she ever does is put me down.
稍加注意 就能看出来 If you'd pay attention, you'd see what I'm talking about.
卡洛斯 Oh! There's my Carlos!
卡洛斯来了 Hi, tía. Hi!
这两个是你女儿 Mmm. Are these the girls?
都长这么大了 No! They're so grown up!
加布 And, Gaby...
只有我这么觉得吗 Is it just me,
每次看到你 你都越来越漂亮了 or do you get more beautiful every time I see you?
不是只有你觉得 No, it's not just you.
过来 给我个拥抱 先让我看看你手脏不脏 Come here. Give me a hug. Let me see your palms.
加布 好吧 Gaby. Fine.
快进来吧 Oh! Oh! Oh! Now come on in!
整个家族都来了 The whole family's here.
我还做了我远近驰名的玉米粽子 And I've made some of my world-famous tamales.
康妮姨妈看上去人很好 Aunt Connie seems nice.
也许她已有所改变了 Maybe she's changed.
本性难移 宝贝 她肯定有所求 Trash don't change, sweetheart. She's up to something.
过来 在草坪上的火蚁咬人之前 Now come on, let's go grab a lawn chair
我们得先去抢把好椅子坐 before we get stuck on the grass with the fire ants.
汤姆·斯加沃 我是卡明斯 Tom Scavo, this is Mr. Cummings.
我们在学校里会过面 We met during your tour of the campus.
请原谅 Forgive me,
我给你的入学考试时间有错 but I gave you the wrong date for the admissions test.
应该是明早8点 所以睡个好觉 It's tomorrow at 8:00 A.M. so get a good night's sleep,
明天一早见 and we'll see you first thing in the morning.
来帮下忙 来了 我来了 Help! Help! Help! Help! Oh! Coming. I'm coming.
这个放那儿 It goes... there.
关于你重返校园这件事 我想了下 So... I was thinking this whole going back to school thing...
我们该小小地庆祝下 Deserves a little celebration.
真的 我还以为你并不赞成 Really? I didn't think you were on board.
我想支持你 I wanna be supportive.
我们去美餐一顿 Let's go for a nice dinner,
上瓶好酒... get a bottle of wine...
既然明天不用早起 也许喝个两瓶好了 Maybe two, since we don't have to wake up early tomorrow.
或者 我们可以去那家墨西哥餐馆 Or we can go to that Mexican place
他们的玛格丽塔酒太棒了 that has those great margaritas.
汤姆 龙舌兰可是烈性酒 Oh, Tom. You and Tequila?
真是好主意 What a great idea.
大家注意了 围成一个圈 Okay, everybody, I need you to gather around.
康妮姨妈有话要说 Aunt Connie has something to say.
加布 来 就等你了 Gaby, come on. My tía's waiting.
让她等等吧 我得找点喝的 Well, let her wait. I need something to drink.
帮我咽下她那远近驰名的玉米粽子 I mean trying to keep down one of her "world-famous" tamales.
非常感谢各位光临 Thank you all so much for coming today.
我们太久没有像这样聚在一起了 It's been so long since we've been together.
康妮姨妈 我们爱你 We love you, aunt Connie.
我也爱你们大家 Oh, and I love all of you.
没有什么比家人更重要的了 There's nothing more important than family.
现在我要宣布一件事 And now I have an announcement to make.
众所周知 As many of you know,
我心脏不好 此生大部分时间都在与此抗争 I've battled a weak heart for most of my life.
如今 医生告诉我 And the doctor now tells me
我只剩下没几个月活头了 that I may only have a few months left.
抱歉 Sorry.
心脏不好 往下说 Bad heart. Floor's all yours.
有些人可能知道 As some of you know,
我一直在照顾着我的孙女 I've been taking care of my granddaughter,
我漂亮的安娜 my beautiful Ana.
但因为我目前的状况 我无法抚养下去 Because of my condition, I can't do it anymore,
需要有人能接下这个担子 and I need someone to take her in.
我知道这个要求有点过分 I realize that this is a lot to ask.
我们本来很高兴能帮上忙的 但米格尔刚刚失业 We would love to help out, but Miguel just lost his job.
我们自己也很困难 We're barely scraping by.
我能理解 I understand.
显然 得找个能负担得起的 Obviously, it has to be someone who can afford to do this.
我们倒希望能帮上忙 但房子住不下了 We wish we could, but we've got such a full house.
也许该找个没孩子的 Maybe it should be someone who doesn't have kids.
我知道这不会是简单的事 但我们是家人 I know this is not gonna be easy, but we're family,
这就是我们该为彼此做的 and this is what we do for each other.
你知道的 Well, you know...
明天我们还是家人 We're still gonna be family tomorrow,
所以我觉得我们该好好想上一通宵 so I think we should think about it overnight
扪心自问 and search our hearts,
好好想想 and try to figure out
对安娜来说 哪个家最适合她 which one of your homes is best for Ana.
加布丽尔说得对 Gabrielle's right.
还有 你们要知道 如果你们决定不照顾 And please know that I won't judge any of you harshly
我不会怪你们的 if you decide that you cannot take care
我那漂亮的孙女 of my beautiful granddaughter.
康妮姨妈 我们爱你 We love you, aunt Connie! Yay!
你在做什么 What are you doing?
在帮忙 I'm helping.
我不需要你帮忙 I don't need any help.
再说 我的巴黎特色沙拉也不需要放葱 And besides, my parisian salad doesn't call for any chives.
是的 我一直觉得那样太清淡了 Yes. I've always thought it was a bit bland.
我觉得香葱能给它带来点 它一向缺少的刺激食欲的感觉 I think the chives will give it the bite it's so sorely lacking.
我做的沙拉本来就刺激食欲 My salad has plenty of bite.
你准备什么时候搬出去 So... when are you moving out?
事实上 我不会搬的 Actually, I'm not.
你说什么 Excuse me?
我决定留下来 一起为我们的婚姻再努力一把 Oh, I've decided to stay so we can work on our marriage.
瞧我不是切得很好吗 Am I cutting these too fine?
奥森 我理解你之前受惊 Orson, I understand this is a shock,
但你必须面对现实 我们的婚姻已经完了 but you have to face facts. Our marriage is over.
一旦你衡量了利益攸关 Ah, once you weigh what's at stake,
我想你会改变主意的 I think you'll change your mind.
如果你指的是财务清算的问题 Well, if you're referring to the financial settlement,
我跟你说过了 我什么都无所谓了 I already told you, I don't care anymore.
不 事实上 我指的是你的自由 No, actually, I'm referring to your freedom.
我坐过牢 布里 I've been to jail, Bree.
相信我 你连一刻都无法忍受 Trust me, you wouldn't last ten seconds.
坐牢 是的 当然 Jail? Yes, of course.
保险欺诈可是重罪 但我从来没申请过保险理赔 Well, insurance fraud is a serious crime. Ah, but I never filed an insurance claim.
但我申请了 Ah, but I did.
什么 是的 我以为我们被抢了 What?! Yes, I thought we were robbed.
所以 理所当然的 So, of course,
我做了我该做的 上报了 I did the responsible thing and reported it...
我们两个人的财产损失 On both our behalves.
由于你非常不小心地 And since you rather carelessly
用你自己的名字租下了仓库 rented the storage unit under your own name,
我觉得警察会认为我是无辜的 I think the police will find me completely blameless.
你真的想把你妻子送进监狱 You would actually send your wife to prison?
我妻子 不 My wife? No.
我前妻 你说呢 My ex-wife? You bet.
但亲爱的 没有那么糟的 But it won't come to that, darling.
我知道我们还能重拾美好的时光 I know we can get back to what we both once had.
不会让你得逞 That will never happen.
当然 前路还有很多挑战 And sure we've had our challenges...
你的性冷淡 我的盗窃癖 Your penchant for emasculation, my kleptomania.
但家家有本难念的经 But every marriage has its ebb and flow.
奥森 请你别这样 Orson, please don't do this.
我不再爱你了 I don't love you.
没关系的 亲爱的 That's all right, darling.
我一个人的爱就足够我们俩用了 I have enough love for the both of us.
不再清淡无味了 Mmm! Not bland anymore.
孩子们都睡了 我们能谈谈吗 The girls are sacked out. Can we talk now?
还有什么好谈的 What's there to talk about?
孩子们想要个金毛犬你都不让 You won't even let the girls get a golden retriever,
现在你想带个十几岁的孩子回来 and now you wanna take in a teenager?
这不是我想做什么的问题 It's not about what I want.
是选择做正确的事 It's about doing the right thing.
这是家人能为彼此做到的 幸运的是 你有个大家族 This is what family does for each other. Well, luckily, it's a big family.
让她跟着妮娜和路易斯好了 他们已经有8个孩子了 Let her go live with Nina and Luis. They have eight kids.
再多一个也无所谓了 So what's one more?
他们都感觉不出差别来 你这么做太自私了 They'll never know the difference. You're being selfish.
不 我是在为我们自己的孩子们着想 她们现在过得很幸福 No, I'm thinking about our children. They're so happy.
带个陌生孩子回来 那太冒险了 Taking in a kid we don't even know? That's a huge risk.
是啊 当年康妮姨妈 Yeah, it's the same risk
接纳我和我妈的时候也一样在冒险 my aunt Connie took for me and my mother.
我爸走了之后 我和我妈无处投靠 When my father left, mamá and I had nowhere else to turn.
康妮姨妈把我们接到她家 Aunt Connie opened her home to us.
让我们不至于流落街头 是啊 以我对康妮姨妈的了解 She saved us from the streets. Yeah, and knowing aunt Connie,
她等了这么多年 就等你回报她了 she's waited all these years to call that favor in.
她很有可能是故意要死的 She's probably dying on purpose.
宝贝 我们如此受上天眷顾 Babe, we are so blessed.
这是我们回报的机会 This is a chance for us to give back.
也许 上帝让我重新得到我的视力和财富 Maybe god gave me back my sight and all this money
就是为了让我帮助我的家人 so I could help my family.
加布 设想一下 Gaby, think about it.
如果我们有任何不测 If something happened to us,
你想不想有人来帮助下我们的孩子 wouldn't you want someone to do this for our two girls?
放轻松 你有点醉了 Okay, whoa, whoa, easy. You're a little drunk there.
那是因为我爱你 勒奈特 That's 'cause I love you, Lynette!
我也爱你 宝贝 你来接手 I love you, too, baby. Here you go.
我也爱你 普雷斯顿 And I love you, Preston.
我是波特 I'm Porter.
我从来没分清过你们俩 I could never tell you two apart.
但你是我的最爱 But you're my favorite.
勒奈特 Lynette!
你怎么会让我喝这么多玛格丽特 How come you let me drink so many margaritas?
为什么我们非得在那待到他们打烊 Yeah, and why did we have to stay till closing?
都快凌晨两点了 无所谓什么时间了 It's almost 2:00. Who cares what time it is?
我们在庆祝你爸生命中的重大转折 We were celebrating a big change in your dad's life.
有个电话留言 Whoo-hoo! Hoo! Hey, someone called.
汤姆·斯加沃 我是卡明斯 Tom Scavo, this is Mr. Cummings.
我们在学校里会过面 We met during your tour of the campus.
请原谅 Forgive me,
我给你的入学考试时间有错 but I gave you the wrong date for the admissions test.
应该是明早8点 It's tomorrow at 8:00 A.M.
糟糕 我的考试肯定玩完了 Oh, cram! I gotta crap for that test!
天哪 Ooh, jeez.
海勒医生 请马上跟我联系 克莱尔 Dr.Heller,Please contact me inmediately.Claire
他们在找你 They're on to you.
你发给我们前台的消息 Those messages you sent to my receptionist
骗不了任何人 didn't fool anybody.
他们已经鉴定我的尸体 They've identified my body,
现在 他们准备设陷抓住你 and now they're trying to trap you.
没有用的 It's not gonna work.
大卫 他们能追踪着那些线索 They can trace those signals, Dave.
然后 他们就会找到你 They're going to find you.
太迟了 It's too late.
不管你又在计划什么 Whatever plan you had,
在你杀了我的时候 就全盘失效了 it went to hell when you killed me.
你该清醒地认识到这点 You should've stayed on your meds.
谁知道你在胡扯些什么 Y-You don't know what you're talking about.
我能蒙混过去的 你为什么想蒙混过去 I'm getting away with this. Why would you want to?
不是我想吹毛求疵 I don't mean to criticize,
但我以为你做这些 都是为了我们 but I thought you were doing this for us.
我是的 I am.
我想为我的家人讨回公平 I want justice for our family.
那你会不会被抓 又有什么关系呢 Then who cares if you're caught?
我们很想你 大卫 We miss you, Dave.
我们该待在一起 We should be together.
所以 So...
你的意思是 What are you saying?
我该直接走过去 现在就杀了MJ So I should just... Walk over and kill M.J. Now?
当然 为什么不 Sure. Why not?
好好想想 你计划把那孩子带到湖边 And let's face it, your plan to take the kid to some lake
制造他失足落水的假象 and pretend he accidentally drowned?
无聊透顶 Boring.
直接让苏珊知道 Hey, isn't it better than Susan know
为什么她儿子该死不是更好吗 why her son had to die?
我是说 重点在于让她活受罪 I mean, the whole point is to make her suffer.
对吗 Right?
是的 That's true.
然后 全世界都会明白 And then the whole world will finally understand
你经历过怎样的苦难 what you've been going through.
是的 就是这样 做得好 Yeah, that's it! Good job.
再投一次这样的 One more just like that.
我能和你谈谈吗 Ooh. Hey. Um, can I talk to you a sec?
行啊 Yeah. Sure.
我去倒点果汁喝 你要喝点什么 I'm gonna get some juice. You want anything?
不用了 谢谢 Um, no, thanks.
我想说... So, look, uh...
那天你们告知我 I'm sorry if I was
你们要结婚 我表现得很冷淡 a little under-enthusiastic the other day
对此我表示抱歉 about you and Katherine getting married.
没关系 我理解 Oh, well, I understand.
你发现 你的未婚夫被别人抢走了 You just found out your fiancé was being deported.
失去了才知道珍惜 The timing kind of sucked.
是啊 在那之后... Yeah. That and, uh...
我不清楚 仿佛有种后来者居上的感觉 I don't know. It d-did kind of come out of nowhere.
我们曾经一起生活过 Well, we have been living together.
我知道 I know.
不过 对我来说还是太突然了 But still... I mean, it happened so fast.
我只是... I just...
我只是想确定 你真的知道你在做什么吗 I wanna make sure that you know what you're doing.
苏珊 Susan...
我懂 把我赶出去 感到很自由是吗 I know. And feel free to throw me out of your house
我是不够好 if I'm out of line...
但你真的爱她吗 But do you love her?
你为什么这么问 Why would you ask that?
回答我 Just answer the question.
爱 Yeah.
我爱他 I love her.
好吧 Good.
这就是我想听的 That's all I needed to hear.
那么 祝你们幸福 Well, I hope that you will be very happy together.
我也祝你和杰克逊一切都好 And I hope everything works out for you and Jackson.
谢谢 但我不知道会不会一切都好 Yeah, well, I don't know if that's gonna happen.
什么意思 你们还没结婚吗? What do you mean? You two aren't getting married?
事实上... Oh, the truth is, um...
这件事很复杂 Well, it's complicated.
苏珊 Hey, Susan!
M.J.告诉我你在这 你们谈什么呢? M.j. Told me you were here. What are you guys talking about?
其实 我们在谈你 We were talking about you, actually.
我 能和我说说吗 Me? What about me?
恩... Well...
我突然发现 我从没好好地祝贺过你 I realized that I never properly congratulated you
新婚快乐 on getting married.
真的吗 Really?
真的 Really.
亲爱的 测试结果如何 Hey, babe. How'd the test go?
结果就像 It's as though...
我挖了个很深的坑 I dug down deep
之后发现还得再挖一个 该死的 and I found a new level of suck
我从没有过这种感觉 that I never knew I had in me.
没有那么糟糕吧 I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
勒奈特 Lynette...
我喝醉了 然后在停车场吐了 I puked Tequila in the parking lot,
前两次笔试我都过了 I-I passed out twice in the essay section,
但当我看到"uranus"这个词时 我实在憋不住笑了 and I giggled uncontrollably when I read the word "uranus."
接下来 我敢肯定 我把 "scavo" 拼错了 Add to that that I'm pretty sure that I spelled "Scavo" wrong,
我打赌 我以后再不会 and it is a safe bet that I will not be
胡乱拓展兴趣领域了 broadening my horizons anytime soon. Hey.
别放弃 Don't sweat it.
学汉语是你的理想... You wanted to learn Chinese...
我给你拿本书 Mm, we'll get you a book.
汉语普通话真难学啊 Mandarin is a very complicated language.
你永远不能从一本书里 You can't get the kind of fluency you need
学一口流利的商务用语 for the professional marketplace from a book.
商务用语 Marketplace?
这才是重点 That's the whole point.
中国是世界上经济发展最快的国家之一 China is one of the world's fastest growing economies.
现在有个机会 以我的市场经验 The opportunities for someone with my marketing experience
如果还会说中文 那就太好了 who can speak the language are amazing.
我的意思是 我们在谈一宗大生意 I mean, we're talking beaucoup bucks.
我早就该改造下自己了 I could've totally reinvented myself.
那可真是 That's...
一个辉煌的计划 A brilliant plan.
你怎么不早点告诉我 Why didn't you tell me this?
早点说又能怎样 What does it matter?
机会没了 It's over.
对不起 让你失望了 I'm sorry I let you down.
你们这周末结婚是吗 Wow. You're getting married this weekend?
是啊 拉斯维加斯是个好地方 Yeah. That's the good thing about Vegas.
一点也不需要我们作准备 哦 天啊 Doesn't require any planning. Oh, my gosh.
你跟我们一起去吧 You know what? Why don't you come with us?
你可以做我的伴娘 You could be my maid of honor.
很荒谬 是吧 That's ridiculous, isn't it?
是个好主意 不过 It's sweet, but...
确实很荒谬 Yeah, it's ridiculous.
而且 And besides, um,
M.J. 和我 这个周末有个大计划 m.j. And I have big plans this weekend.
大卫 Hey, Dave.
真巧见到你 Glad I caught you.
你朋友的船这周末有空吗 Is your friend's boat still available this weekend?
什么 What?
我考虑了一下你跟我说的计划 你是对的 Well, I was thinking about what you said, and you were right.
离开这出去玩几天 对我很有好处 It really would do me good to get out of here for a few days.
说的对 You're right.
对我们都有好处 It would do us all some good.
卡洛斯 Carlos!
无法想象 这对我有多重要 You have no idea how much this means to me,
当我知道 你和加布 knowing that you and Gaby
将会照顾我漂亮的小安娜 will be looking after my beautiful Ana.
我放心多了 I can finally be at peace.
我也爱你 Ohh. I love you, too.
告诉加布我万分感谢 And tell Gaby I said thank you.
再见 Bye.
你准备告诉他关于安娜的真相吗 So... are you gonna tell him the truth about Ana?
他们迟早会发现的 Oh, they'll find out soon enough.
喂 Hello?
你好 请问萝伯塔.赛蒙在吗 Hi. I'm trying to reach Roberta simmonds.
正是我 但请问 你是谁 Speaking, but barely. Who's this?
我是科莱尔.考米艾 This is Claire cormier,
海勒医生的接待员 Dr. Heller's receptionist.
还记得我吗 Do you remember me?
是的 还记得 Yeah, sure.
但我正享用我的早膳 But I'm right in the middle of my breakfast,
能不能到11点再打来 有些事你可能感兴趣 so if you'd call me back around 11:00... I just thought you might wanna know
警察来过了 the police stopped by.
他们说海勒医生死了 They told me that Dr. Heller is dead.
请继续 我洗耳恭听 Yeah, go on. I'm listening.
海勒医生不是在白马俱乐部被烧死的吗 Dr. Heller died in a fire at the white horse?
但很明显 在他肺部没有发现烟熏迹象 And apparently, there was no smoke in his lungs.
也就是说 他在火灾发生前就死了 Which means he was dead before the fire started.
依我拙见 当时的凶手 就是他前来拜访的对象 My guess? The person he was coming to see is the person who killed him.
大卫 是大卫 Dave. Dave.
萝伯塔 下一步怎么办 去报警 Roberta, what are we gonna do? Go to the police.
跟他们说什么 我们已确定海勒医是个犯罪心理学家 And tell 'em what? Well, we know Dr. Heller was a criminal psychologist,
同样也可以肯定 大卫就是他的病人 and we're pretty sure Dave was his patient.
要是有证据就好了 I'd feel better if we had proof.
要是我们在他家有间谍那岂不更好 I'd feel better if I had a functioning liver,
但有时你必须亲力亲为 but sometimes you have to play the hand you're dealt.
要是我们去跟警察说一个只有半截的故事 If we walk into the police with a half-cocked story,
会被他们笑死的 they're gonna laugh us out of the station.
我不知道应该 I don't know how,
应该如何去获得更多线索 but we... we gotta give 'em something more.
你不是跟我说过 大卫有一回闯入你家吗 Didn't you tell me Dave once broke into your house?
是的 怎么了 Yeah. Why?
或许是时候以牙还牙了 Maybe it's time we returned the favor.
周一跟你约好了 你没来 You know, when you missed your appointment on Monday,
我们想你是否逃走了 we thought maybe you skipped out on us.
是啊 正如你所见 我被捕了 Yeah, well, as you can see, I was otherwise detained.
你认识这个人么 You know this guy?
不认识 No.
他是谁 Who is he?
塞缪尔·海勒 他在俱乐部火灾中丧生 Samuel Heller... the John Doe who died in the club fire.
你确定那天在俱乐部的后台 没有见过这个人吗 You sure you didn't see him when you were in that back hallway?
不 No.
就像那晚我告诉你的 Well, like I told you that night,
我只是在后台待了一会儿 I was only back there for a minute.
你也没见到别人 And you didn't see anybody?
老天 真的过了很久了 Aw, jeez, it was a long time ago.
我正想找男厕所 No. I was looking for the men's room.
看到大卫·威廉姆斯 I ran into Dave Williams.
他正好从储藏室出来 He was coming out of the storage room...
等等 你说你见到大卫·威廉姆斯从储藏室出来 Wait. You saw Dave Williams coming out of the storage room?
是的 Yeah.
难道以前没告诉过你们吗 Didn't I tell you that before?
我以为那是洗手间 I thought it was the bathroom,
大卫告诉我应该往右转 but Dave pointed me in the right direction.
于是 有人把你反锁在里面 And right after that, somebody locked you in.
拜托 你们不会以为是大卫干的吧 Come on. You don't think Dave did that.
不知道 他有动机来害你吗 I don't know. He have any reason to harm you?
没有 No.
我们是好朋友 We're friends.
他是我见过的最善良的人 He's one of the nicest guys I've ever met.
谢谢你抽时间 布拉多克先生 Well, thank you for your time, Mr. Braddock.
对不起 没帮上什么忙 I'm sorry I couldn't be more help.
这个叫威廉姆斯的我们讨论过几次 How many times we talk to this Williams guy?
不记得了 4次 Oh, I don't know. Four?
他从未提起他在储藏室待过 He ever mention anything about being in that storage room?
的确没有 He did not.
我要钓一条这么大的鱼 And I'm gonna catch a fish this big.
真钓到的话 我们就把它洗干净 Well, if you do, we're gonna clean it
用来做晚餐 要是没钓着 是否只能吃饵虫了 and serve it up for dinner. And if I don't, can we eat the worms?
务必让他钓到大鱼 Just make sure he catches a fish.
麦克 有东西给你 Hey, Mike, I got something for you.
是我们乐队的录影 一场早期的演出 It's a video from our band, one of our early rehearsals.
还有必要看吗 Man, do I even want to see this?
我们不赖的 Yeah. We weren't half bad.
但蜜月回来前 千万别看 行吗 Don't watch it till you get back from your honeymoon. Okay?
照办 谢了 Will do. Thanks.
好了 Okay.
再见 麦克 Bye, Mike.
新婚愉快 Have a nice wedding.
谢谢 Thanks.
好好照顾我儿子 好吗 You take good care of my boy, okay?
你可以相信我 You can count on me.