《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on...
母亲保护儿子 A mother protected her son.
在美国 Here in america,
人们一般和前夫离婚后才会再婚 we actually get divorced before we get married again.
我会用种种说辞 I will explain it all away.
你爸爸告诉我 你把婚礼取消了 Your father told me you called off the wedding.
魔鬼光临紫藤郡 Evil came to Wisteria Lane.
苏珊 她怎么样了 还不知道 没人告诉我们 Susan, how is she? We don't know yet. Nobody's talking to us.
再度伸出魔爪 It struck again...
不敢相信她死了 是啊 我不怎么认识她 I can't believe she's dead. I didn't really know her,
但我猜现在我们有点联系了 你应该会喜欢她的 but I guess we're sort of connected now. You would've liked her.
-恐惧来袭 -袭击朱莉的人仍然逍遥法外 And fear set in. Whoever attacked Julie is still out there.
很明显这有一个在逃的疯子 There is obviously a madman on the loose. Hey!
迷途的少女 The stage was set...
我和你可不是一路人 你不觉得吗 I'm a little out of your league, don't you think?
再次给恶魔 For the killer...
你干什么啊 What are you doing?
卷土重来的机会 To strike again.
在美景镇有一栋房子 There is a house in the town of Fairview.
屋里住着一个恶魔 Inside this house lives a monster...
癖爱袭女的恶魔 The kind who kills young women.
令人好奇的是 恶魔是如何成长的 You may ask how such a monster came to be,
这的确是一个好问题 and that's a very good question, indeed.
我的苏格兰威士忌喝完了 I'm out of scotch.
待会出去给你买 I'll buy you some more while I'm out.
你房间里有吗 You got any in your room?
没有 别进去 No. And stay out of there.
我知道你以前偷过我的酒 I know you've been stealing my booze.
妈妈 别乱想 我根本就不喝酒的 Mom, stop being so paranoid. I don't even drink.
你当然不喝啦 Sure you don't.
我要去帮斯加沃太太修车 I gotta help Mrs. Scavo fix her car.
你再等等吧 好吗 You can wait a little while, right?
他叫艾迪 His name was Eddie.
没人会认为他会伤害别人 Everyone thought he was harmless...
直到他的妈妈进了他的房间 Until the day his mother went into his room.
她原本是打算找瓶酒喝 She was just looking for a bottle of scotch...
可她发现了真相 But found the truth instead.
很快镇上的人就会问 Soon everyone in town would be asking,
他是如何变得如此残忍的 "how could such a monster come to be?"
可悲的是 Sadly, the answer...
没有让人满意的答案 Would satisfy no one.
我遇到艾迪是在一个星期一 I met Eddie on a Monday.
当时他刚满4岁 He had just turned 4.
你要是够聪明 就现在开始慢跑 If you're smart, you'll take up jogging now.
等到我这把年纪就太晚了 Don't wait till you're my age. It's too late.
-我什么都不会 -就因为这个 你更应该将就点 - I can't do anything! - At this point, I'd settle for anything.
洗碗擦桌子的活都行 可你根本不愿干 Do the dishes. Wipe down the counter. You've given up!
我已经尽力了 发生什么事了 I'm doing the best I can. So what's going on in there?
知道吗 我不想再这样过了 我受够了 You know what? I don't need this crap. I am done!
宝贝 我说过对不起了 太晚了 芭芭拉 我再也无法忍受了 Baby, I said I was sorry! It's too late, Barbara. I can't take it anymore.
你不能这样拔腿就走 我们还有孩子 But you can't just walk out. We have a kid!
错了 是你有孩子 我从来没想要他 No, you have a kid. I never wanted him.
这一切都不是我想要的 请问 这是你们的孩子吗 I never wanted any of this! Excuse me! Is this your child?
你以为呢 What's it to you? Well,
我想你们一定不想当着他的面说这种话 I'm sure you don't want to be talking like this in front of him.
我要走了 I was just leaving.
汉克 别走 Hank, don't do this!
别把我扔下 Don't leave me here.
我不想一个人过 I don't want to be alone.
艾迪 过来 Eddie, come here.
过来 我得准备去上班了 Come here. I have to get ready for work.
是你 Oh, it's you.
我只是想来看看 Hi. I just wanted to check in,
你们还好吗 see how you guys are doing.
另外 我给你们做了点吃的 Also, I-I made you a little something.
你在开玩笑吧 You're kidding.
没什么特别的 只是奶酪通心粉 Well, it's nothing special, just macaroni and cheese.
来吧 我来帮你热上 Come on. Let me heat this up for you.
我不知道 I don't know.
然后我们聊聊 And then we can talk.
你要是想发发你丈夫的牢骚 And if you want to complain about your husband,
我保证 绝不帮他说半句好话 I promise, I won't defend him.
那就别这么站着了 Don't just stand there, then.
进来吧 Come on in.
他是个帅气的小男孩 He's a handsome little boy.
长得就像他爸爸 Looks just like his father... Mm.
真可惜 Which is a shame.
或许汉克会回心转意 Maybe Hank will reconsider.
不会 这次他是认真的 No. He's serious this time.
我得独自一人抚养一个4岁的孩子 I'm all alone with a 4-year-old to raise.
没有人能帮帮你吗 Isn't there anybody who can help you?
比如说家人 你妈妈 Family, your mother?
我妈 Oh, my mother.
别指望了 God forbid.
朋友呢 What about friends?
我在紫藤巷交了一些不错的朋友 You know, I have a great group of friends over on Wisteria Lane.
我们彼此扶持 有难同当 We've helped each other get through all sorts of problems.
可我从来不是那种交得到女朋友的类型 Yeah, I've never really been the type of woman to have girlfriends.
现在我35岁了 还带着个孩子 And now I'm 35 years old with a kid.
估计也没指望能交到男朋友了 I'm guessing I'm not really going to be having any boyfriends either.
别犯傻了 Oh, don't be ridiculous.
遇过挫折的女人往往会找到真爱 Women in your situation find love.
只是你必须自己去找 You just have to look for it.
-也许吧 -我得走了 I guess. Well, I've gotta go.
你要是愿意 我下个星期可以再来 Um, if you like, I can stop by next week.
不 不用了 我们没事了 Uh, no, you don't have to do that. We'll be fine.
艾迪 跟玛丽·艾莉丝说再见 Uh, Eddie, say good-bye to Mary Alice.
再见 Good-bye.
好好照顾自己 艾迪 You take care, Eddie.
真可爱 Oh, so cute.
将来准是个爱情杀手 He's gonna be a heartbreaker one day.
就像他爸爸一样 Just like his father.
你好 艾迪 Oh, hi, Eddie.
还记得我吗 我给你买了个小礼物 Remember me? I-I brought you a little something.
我不能给你开门 I'm not supposed to open the door.
那么 告诉你妈妈我来了 她会开门的 Well, tell your mom I'm here, and she can open it.
她不在家 She's not here.
那么 告诉你的保姆 Oh, well, tell your babysitter then.
家里现在有保姆吗 Y-You do have a sitter, don't you?
艾迪 你妈妈到底去哪了 Eddie, where exactly is your mother?
♪ 我只想找点乐子♪ ♪ All I wanna do is have some fun ♪
♪ 我觉得我不是唯一一个♪ ♪ I got a feeling I'm not the only one ♪
我的天 你在这干什么 Oh, my gosh! What are you doing here?
瞧 这是我的朋友玛丽·艾莉丝 Look, it's my friend, Mary Alice.
很高兴见到你 玛丽 Well, nice to meet you, Mary.
我叫荣 我能请你喝一杯吗 The name's Ron. Can I buy you a drink?
谢谢 不过我马上要走了 Thanks, but I'm not gonna be here that long.
起来 你要走了 Get up. You're leaving. Whoa!
她还不能走 派对才刚刚开始 She can't leave yet. No, this party's just getting started.
你说你叫荣是吧 Did you say your name was Ron?
-是的 -闭嘴 荣 艾迪在我车上 Yeah. Shut up, Ron. I have Eddie in my car.
艾迪 他怎么了 他没受伤吧 Eddie? Has something happened? He's not hurt, is he?
-没有 他没事 多亏你了 -谁是艾迪 No, he's fine, no thanks to you. Who's Eddie?
被她单独留在家里的四岁孩子 你有孩子 Her 4-year-old child who she left at her home, unattended. You got a kid?
下次你最好早点告诉我 You know, you might want to lead with that next time,
省得浪费我的酒钱 before I spring for the screwdrivers.
宝贝 Oh, baby.
你不想要我的电话号码吗 Don't, uh, don't you want to get my phone number?
看看你干了什么 Now look at what you've done.
我差点想打电话给社工呢 I am this close to calling social services.
你最好别用这种口气说话 走吧 You might wanna change your tone. Let's go.
你还得照顾孩子 You've got a little boy to look after.
我知道我本该待在家里 I know I should have stayed home.
但保姆说来不了时 我都已经打扮好了 But I was already dressed when the sitter canceled,
我真的想要有属于自己的几小时 and I really just needed a couple of hours to myself.
他才四岁 芭芭拉 万一他病了怎么办 He's 4 years old, Barbara. What if he had gotten sick?
他伤到自己怎么办 我明白 我明白 这么做很愚蠢 What if he had hurt himself? I know. I know. It was really stupid.
你得向我保证再也不干这样的事了 You've got to promise me you will never do something like this again.
再也不会了 我发誓 Never again. I swear.
只是 It's just...
什么 What?
我真的需要一个男人 I really need a man.
天哪 我几小时前就该回家了 Oh, my heavens. I should have been home hours ago.
别为我们担心 现在没事了 Don't worry about us. We are good now.
我希望你幸福 芭芭拉 真的 I want you to be happy, Barbara. I do.
只不过 It's just...
做母亲 就意味着 Being a mother means
总是把孩子的需要放在第一位 always putting his needs ahead of yours.
说得对 You're right.
确实是这样 That's exactly what it means.
宝贝 Baby...
过来 Come here.
艾迪 Oh, Eddie.
虽然你毁了我的生活 但这不是你的错 It's not your fault you ruined my life.
加布丽尔遇到艾迪是在一个星期二 Gabrielle met Eddie on a Tuesday,
她刚搬到紫藤巷的那天 the day she moved into the neighborhood.
卡洛斯 我烦透了 Carlos, I'm bored.
不 我没法去做美甲 No, I can't go get my nails done,
就为了等这些讨厌的搬家工人 because I'm waiting for the freaking movers!
此外我怀疑这附近根本没有做水疗的地方 Besides, I doubt this town even has a spa.
这儿的人真讨厌 It does, however, have annoying people
带着个礼篮登门拜访 who come to your house with welcome baskets
说些"趁热吃吧"之类的废话 and say things like, "hot enough for you?"
不 不 不 不 你别再去开会了 No, no, no, no! You are not going into another meeting!
我为了你工作方便搬到这里 并不意味着... You know, just because I moved here for your job, doesn't mean you...
是 说得太对了 我们今晚再谈 Oh, yeah. Damn right we're gonna talk about this tonight,
到时候一定够你受的 and it will be hot enough for you.
看来只有你陪我了 香奈尔 Looks like it's just you and me, Chanel.
天哪 你他妈是谁啊 Oh! God. Who the hell are you?
-艾迪 -你怎么进来的 Eddie. How did you get in here?
从窗户啊 你又是怎么进来的 Through the window. How did you get in?
我有钥匙 这是我家 With my key. I own this place.
自从那些人搬走后 我就一直来这里玩 Well, I've been playing here since the other people moved.
我还能来这儿玩吗 Can I still do that?
不 出去 走 回家去 快走快走 No! Get out. Go. Go home. Shoo! Shoo, shoo, shoo!
知道吗 你真的很美 Did you know you're really beautiful?
我刚才的话 可能有点不礼貌 Okay, maybe I was a little rude earlier.
说说你吧 你是做什么的 我是个小孩 What's your story? What do you do? I'm a kid.
-对 你为什么没去上学 -现在是暑假 Oh. Right. So why aren't you in school? It's summer.
对 我不太了解小孩的生活 Oh. Right. Well, I don't really do the kid thing.
你住哪里 So where do you live?
离这里有几条街 A couple of streets over.
周围都是杂草的那座房子 The house with the weeds.
搬家车来了 我有好多行李得收拾 Well, that's the moving Van that has a lot of boxes I have to unpack.
你最好回家吧 You better hit the road.
我也可以留在这里帮你收拾 Or I could stay here and help you unpack.
跟我来 Follow me.
喔喔 你漏了一点没涂 Mmm. Mm! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You missed a spot.
对不起 Oh, sorry.
不用道歉 你干得不错 Don't apologize. You do good work.
也许下次你能拿到小费呢 Maybe next time you'll be ready to do a French tip.
我去开门吗 Should I get that?
别 嘘 小点声 No. Shh. Keep your voice down.
可能又是那些多管闲事的主妇 It might be one of those Stepford wives
手里端着个蛋糕 欢迎我搬到这里来 with another "welcome to the neighborhood" cake.
我看起来像是会吃蛋糕的人吗 有些邻居挺好的 I mean, really, does it look like I eat cake? Some of the neighbors are nice.
那个红头发的女士会自己做万圣节糖果 That lady with the red hair makes her own Halloween candy.
你是说她爸妈给她取了个奶酪名的那个 You mean the one whose parents named her after cheese?
我谢谢你了 人都够奇怪了 名字至少得人性化点吧 No, thank you. I like my robots a little more lifelike.
不过比起那个冲自己孩子大叫的金发女 她还是要好多了 Though she's not as bad as that blonde chick who's always yelling at her kids.
别人家里着火的时候都没她那么大声 There are people on fire who are not as loud as she is.
我曾经还想过 And then I thought, maybe for a second,
那个苏珊·梅尔可以做我的朋友 that Susan Mayer lady and I could friends.
然后她就开始唠叨了 And then she started talking.
好了 我觉得他们走了 Okay, good. I think they're gone.
我们现在可以看电视了吗 Can we watch our shows now?
等你把厨房里的箱子都整理出来了再说 Just as soon as you finish unpacking those boxes in the kitchen.
我今早就弄完了 I did it this morning.
天哪 如果你会做针线活 我就把你锁进地下室 Oh, my god. If you can sew, I am locking you in my basement,
让你一辈子待在这 and you are staying here forever.
太好了 Cool!
艾迪 我开玩笑呢 Eddie, I was kidding.
你这一个礼拜每天都来 You've been coming here every day for a week.
-你妈妈不介意吗 -不 Doesn't your mother mind? No.
你确定 也许我应该打给她 Are you sure? Maybe I should call her.
别 她交了个新男朋友 No. Uh, she has this new boyfriend,
他俩需要独处 and they like their alone time.
好吧 那你留下吃晚饭吧 我来做饭 Oh. Okay. Well, then why don't you stay for dinner? I'll cook.
好啊 只是你好不容易才把锅碗瓢盆整理好 Great! Although, you are the one who unpacked the pots and pans,
我可不想把你的秩序弄乱了 so I'd hate to mess up your system.
我来做饭 我会热汤 I'll cook. I can heat up soup.
比我会的还多 More than I can do.
姚琳 你病的很重吗 Okay, yao lin, how sick are you, really?
你既然拨得了电话 就肯定可以过来 If you can dial a phone, you can come in
洗三大包衣服 再把碗碟收拾了 and do three loads of laundry and wash some dishes.
姚琳 你知道你说家乡话的时候 W... yao lin, you know I can't understand
我是听不懂的 when you speak in your native gibberish!
惊喜吧 宝贝 Hello? Hello? Surprise, babe.
亲爱的 你怎么回家了 Honey! What are you doing home?
我上着上着班 就开始想 Well, I was at work and I started thinking about
我那寂寞 my lonely...
而美丽的妻子 Beautiful wife. Aw!
还有楼上那个漂亮的大浴缸 And that big beautiful bathtub upstairs
-我们还没给它表现的机会呢 -猪 we haven't christened yet. You pig.
你是说不想跟我一起洗个鸳鸯浴吗 So you're saying you don't want to take a bath with me?
好吧 这些锅碗可以等到 Well, I guess the pans can wait
姚琳的双肺炎恢复了再说 until yao lin recovers from her double pneumonia.
好了 All right.
浴缸部分结束 We've done the tub.
是不是该让隔壁的客房表现一下了 Maybe we should christen the guest room next.
主意不错 不过我得走了 Mm, that sounds great, but I need to get going.
等等 你又要回去上班了 这只是个午休吗 Wait a minute. You're going back to work? This is a nooner?
我没法休一整天的假 I can't take the whole day off.
我为这已经取消了两个会议和一个午餐 那我们还有多长时间 I already canceled two meetings and a lunch for this. So how long do we have?
五分钟 Five more minutes.
那就别傻坐着了 动动手呗 Well, don't just sit there. Fondle something.
见鬼 你谁啊你 What the hell? Who are you? Aah!
艾迪 Eddie!
你认识这孩子 You know this kid?
他就住在附近 He lives in the neighborhood.
我敲门没人理我 我就从窗户进来了 I knocked. No one answered. So I came through the window.
我们没穿衣服呢 出去 We're naked. Get out!
她说过我可以来玩的 这家伙是谁 She told me I could come over. Who's this guy?
他是我男人 艾迪 出去 He's my husband, Eddie! Get out!
你每天就是这么过的啊 This is how you've been spending your days?
他很孤独 我也很孤独 He's lonely. I'm lonely.
这条街上有很多女人可以做你的朋友 她们都怪怪的 There are plenty of women on this street that you can be friends with. Well, they're all so weird.
加布 你的好朋友是个9岁小男孩 这才怪呢 Gaby, your best friend is a 9-year-old boy. That's weird.
没有人照顾他 他妈妈完全不管他 He has no one in his life. His mother totally ignores him.
我在想要不要过去安慰他一下 I'm thinking of going over there and saying something.
不 不许多事 我们现在在这儿生活 No. Stay out of it. This is where we live now,
我不想别人把我们当成多管闲事的邻居 and I don't want us to be known as the nosy neighbors.
可是他很难过 我才不管 But he's so sad. I don't care.
别拿他当借口 Stop using him as your excuse.
别管他的闲事 过你自己的生活 Cut him loose and get out there and start making a life for yourself.
朋友 Buddy?
艾迪 很抱歉卡洛斯吼你了 Look, Eddie, I'm sorry Carlos yelled at you.
我们刚刚在洗浴缸呢 It's just... We were cleaning the tub.
我知道什么是性 我又不蠢 I know what sex is. I'm not stupid.
对 你不蠢 所以你应该知道 No, you're not, which is why you should know
你不能就这样闯进别人家里去 you can't just break into people's houses.
我给你整理箱子的时候就没关系 It was okay when I was unpacking your boxes.
艾迪 我挺喜欢你的 Look, Eddie, I really like you.
但问题是 But the thing is,
我们不能像现在这样一起玩了 we can't hang out so much anymore.
我得跟我的同龄人交朋友 I need to make friends my age,
你也得跟你的同龄人交朋友 and you need to make friends your age.
知道吗 你并没那么漂亮 You know what? You're not so pretty.
艾迪 Eddie!
某个星期三 布里雇了艾迪来帮忙 Bree hired Eddie to help out on a Wednesday,
作为报答 她也帮他了 and she helped him in return.
看来真漂亮 艾迪 It's looking wonderful, Eddie.
明天还是这个时候吧 Same time tomorrow?
好的 霍吉太太 Sure, Mrs. Hodge.
你给的有点太多了 Um... I think you gave me too much.
就算是表现优异的奖金 Call it a bonus for a job well done.
您不用这样 我想多给点 你总会用得上的 You don't need to do this. Well, I'm sure you could use a little extra cash.
有女朋友了吗 Do you have a girlfriend?
你可以给她买点好东西 Maybe you could, uh, buy her something nice.
我没有女朋友 Uh, I don't have a girlfriend.
那 Oh. Well...
你还年轻 You're still young.
年不年轻都是一样 Well, it wouldn't matter how old I am.
女生从来不会注意我 Girls never notice me.
那你有没有想过 Well, did it ever occur to you
可能她们在等你去注意她们呢 that they might be waiting for you to notice them?
没想过 Um... no.
你有中意的女孩没 Are there any girls that you like?
学校里是有一个女孩 There is this one girl at school.
你跟她说过话吗 Do you ever talk to her?
看吧 她可能注意你很长时间了 See? She has probably noticed you lots of times
还想着你干吗不去自我介绍一下 and wonders why you don't walk up to introduce yourself.
我都不知道说什么 I wouldn't even know what to say.
她的眼睛漂亮吗 Does she have nice eyes?
她的一切都很漂亮 She has nice everything.
你可以从夸她的眼睛开始 Well, you can start by mentioning her eyes.
相信我 真心的赞美绝不会错的 Trust me. You can never go wrong with a genuine compliment.
这主意很好 This is good stuff. Mm-hmm.
还有吗 Anything else?
一旦你引起她注意了 你就可以给她个惊喜 Well, once you have her attention, you've gotta woo her.
惊喜 Woo?
是啊 送她点小礼物 Yes. Give her a little gift
让她知道你在想着她 so she knows that you're thinking about her.
可以送花 Flowers are nice.
玫瑰就最好了 Roses are even better.
接下来呢 And then eventually,
就可以升级到首饰 you can work your way up to jewelry.
我可买不起 I can't afford all that.
这下就可以了 Now you can.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
请问你是艾迪·奥罗夫斯基的母亲吗 Um, are you Eddie orlofsky's mother?
-你谁啊 -布里·霍吉 Who's asking? Bree Hodge.
你儿子在紫藤郡那边帮我油漆房子 Your son has been doing some painting for me over on Wisteria Lane.
你不会是那个和园丁上床的女人吧 You're not the woman who has sex with her gardeners, are you?
怎么可能呢 那认是... Oh, good heavens, no. That's...
别人 Somebody else.
我能跟艾迪谈谈吗 Um, may I please speak to Eddie?
他不在 Uh, he's not here.
那 也许你可以帮我的忙 Oh. Uh, well, then, um, maybe you can help me.
前几周 A few weeks ago,
我给了艾迪一些怎么约女生的建议 I gave Eddie some advice on how to talk to girls.
有人教他就太好了 他是个傻小子 Oh, I'm glad someone did. The kid is a lummox.
是啊 那个 Uh, yes. Uh, well...
我之前不知道他所心仪的对象是 What I didn't realize is that the object of his affection
是我的女儿丹妮尔 is my daughter Danielle.
他不停地送她玫瑰 He gave her roses and then more roses,
然后我在邮箱里发现了这个 and then I found this in my mailbox.
还真舍得 Oh, big spender.
简直跟他爹一样 Just like his dad.
这是很可爱的表达方式 It was a lovely gesture.
只是丹妮尔对他没什么感觉 Sadly, Danielle doesn't return his feelings.
她总和其他的拉拉队队员待在一起 She spends most of her time with the other cheerleaders...
别说了 她和他不是一个档次的 Say no more. She's out of his league.
不 我不是那个意思 No. That's not what I mean.
那你想怎么样 你希望我和他谈谈吗 So what, you want me to talk to him?
是的 Uh, yes.
如果你能说些能使他容易挫败的话 Uh, if you could just say something to let him down easy.
就这么办 You got it.
怎么了 What's going on?
这位女士说你偷偷跟踪她女儿 This lady says you've been stalking her daughter.
我没说过那话 I didn't say that.
你才说他在骚扰某个他没有机会追上的女孩 You just said he is harassing some girl he has no chance with.
那你打算怎么说这事儿 What the hell else do you call that?
我只是想向她求爱 I was trying to woo her.
求爱 Woo her?
天哪 这说法太可笑了 Oh, my god. That's hysterical.
你用不着挖苦他 There's no need to mock him.
谁挖苦他了 我是为他高兴 Oh, who is mocking? I am thrilled.
我常常在想 能够最终和他在一起的女孩 不是瞎子 就是聋子 再不然 就是个充气娃娃 I always figured the only girl he'd end up with would be blind, deaf or inflatable.
但现在 我发现他居然还会求爱哦 But now that I know how good he is at wooing...
请别嘲弄我 Please don't laugh at me.
我想干嘛就干嘛 罗密欧 I'll do what I want, Romeo.
别担心 And don't worry.
我确认他不会再找你女儿的麻烦 I'll make sure he stops hassling your daughter.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你好 艾迪 Hello, Eddie.
几天来 It's been a few days.
我都不确定我能否再见到你 I wasn't, uh, sure if I'd be seeing you again.
我并不想来 但我需要这份薪水 I didn't wanna come back, but I needed the money.
我不因为会你的愤怒而责怪你 No, I don't blame you for being angry.
我不想再谈这个 I don't want to talk about this.
艾迪 我很希望你之前就告诉我 Oh, Eddie, I wish you had told me
你喜欢人就是丹妮尔 that Danielle was the girl you were interested in.
是啊 那样 那你就会告诉我 Oh, yeah, right. Then... Then you could have told me
我根本配不上她 这样还省了我妈妈对我的嘲笑 that she was out of my league and saved my mom the trouble.
我没有说过那样的话 I wouldn't have said that,
而且我也绝不会嘲笑你 and I definitely wouldn't have laughed at you.
为什么不呢 这 这的确很好笑嘛 Why not? It's... it's pretty funny.
愚蠢的怪人想和受人欢迎的拉拉队队员约会 Nerdy freak wants to date popular cheerleader?
但我从你身上看到的唯一东西是 The only thing I see when I look at you is a nice young man
一个不错的年轻人 遭受他不该受到的礼遇 who isn't treated as well as he should be.
是吗 那就告诉丹妮尔 她可以如释重负了 Yeah, well, tell Danielle she can relax.
我 我不会再和她讲话了 我妈妈不让我与她讲话 I, uh, I won't be talking to her anymore. I've been forbidden.
艾迪 丹妮尔其实很乐意和你说话的 Oh, Eddie, Danielle would be happy to talk to you,
以一个朋友的身份 as a friend.
我不需要朋友 我需要一个爱我的人 I don't want a friend. I want someone to love me.
当然 你当然需要 Well, of course you do.
我想 我要工作了 I think I, uh, I wanna work now.
艾迪 冥冥之中总有一个人属于你 Eddie, there is someone out there for you.
你必须耐心等待 You just have to be patient.
要等多久 For how long?
我觉得我一直在等待 I feel like I'm waiting
某个从未出现的人 for someone who's never gonna show up.
一定会有对你说 我愿意 的女孩 There are girls out there who will say "yes" to you.
你得自己去找到她们 You just have to find them.
行情是这样 事前付一半 事后付一半 Yes. It's half up front and half after.
我们现在去哪 So where do we go?
就在那边 Down there.
别紧张 亲爱的 Oh. Don't worry, cutie.
没人会看我们的 No one's gonna see us.
你可以随心所欲 You can do whatever you want.
等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
我忘了拿样东西 I forgot something.
这是送给你的 I got you these.
哇 我只是 Wow. I just...
请别嘲笑我 Please don't laugh at me.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我们走吧 Let's just go.
苏珊第一次注意艾迪 Susan first noticed Eddie
是他在咖啡店打工的时候 as the boy who sold her coffee.
一个周四 Then one Thursday,
她有了更多的发现 she noticed something more.
那太棒了 Wow. That's amazing.
我不知道你居然是个艺术家 Oh, hey. I didn't know you were an artist.
我只是不务正业地瞎弄 Oh, I was just... I'm fooling around.
要喝点什么吗 Uh, what can I get you?
不 先给我看看你的作品 No, let me see it.
哦，太棒了。你们还有什么想要的吗 Oh, those are great. Is there anything else you all would like?
这阴影部分和混色处理得很好 Wow. Look at the shadowing and the blending.
真的很棒 It's... it's really good.
我妈妈觉得我在浪费时间 My mom thinks I'm wasting my time.
她说比我画得好的人多了去了 She says there's lots of people way better than me.
那你就告诉你妈妈 Well, you tell your mom
我有宝贵无价的艺术视角 that I have an expensive, worthless art degree
然后转告她我刚才对你的褒奖 that says I know what I'm taking about,
并告诉她 你有巨大的艺术潜力 and you have huge potential.
你真这么认为 当然 你只是需要再运用些技巧 You think? Yeah. You just need to work on your technique.
如果你愿意 我可以帮你的忙 I could help if you want.
你是说真的 Seriously?
那可太好了 谢谢你 That'd be great. Thanks.
你想喝什么 随便点 我请客 Okay, whatever you want... on the house.
给我来个大杯特浓拿铁 Oh. Um, I'll have a large, triple-shot latte.
这好玩 你丈夫刚才来过这里 That's funny. Your husband was in here earlier,
也是点的这个 and that's exactly what he ordered.
说实话 他是 Actually, he's...
他现在是我前夫 Now my ex-husband.
对不起 我不是故意的 Oh. I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
没关系 我们都正在慢慢习惯 No, no. It's fine. We've all moved on.
麦克现在正和街对面的女人打得火热 Mike's dating the woman that lives across the street now,
而我 and I'm, uh...
正往我的点餐中加入一份双层巧克力蛋糕 Adding a double chocolate brownie to my order.
我们都过得非常幸福 We're all very happy.
如果这样的生活能令你感到更幸福 Well, if it makes you feel any better,
我相信肯定有一大批人想要和你约会 I'm sure a lot of people would like to date you.
你也很有潜力的 You have huge potential, too.
巧克力蛋糕 Brownie.
好 Right.
艾迪 画面的细节处理的很棒 Eddie, the detail is amazing.
你对视角的把握水平 Your use of perspective...
令我都不敢相信你只是来学习了几周而已 I can't believe you've come so far in just a few weeks.
那是因为我有一位出色的老师 Well... I had a really good teacher.
你的嘴可真甜 That's sweet.
说实话 我觉得你使我日臻成熟 But actually, I think that you've outgrown me,
所以我要给你个惊喜 which is why I have a surprise for you.
是什么 What?
我帮你报名了 I signed you up
参加美术协会的两周辅导班 for a 2-week seminar at the art institute.
在你说你付不起学费之前 And before you say you can't afford it,
我已经把支票开好了 I already wrote the check.
从来没有人对我这么好 This is, like, the nicest thing anybody's ever done for me.
但我去不了 Oh. But I can't go.
为什么 Why not?
我妈妈不会同意的 My mom would never let me.
她觉得有关画画的一切 都是扯淡 I mean, she... she... she thinks this whole art thing is stupid.
艾迪 你不能让她断送了你的前程 Eddie, you can't let her do this to you.
你这么有天分 You have such a gift.
听我说 Listen to me.
如果是你热爱的东西 When you love something that much,
千万别轻易放手 you can't just let it go.
这种爱 是我们继续生活下去的动力 That kind of love is the one thing that keeps us going,
无论别人理不理解 whether it makes sense to anyone else or not. Wow.
只要这是唯一能让我快乐的事 This is just about the only thing that makes me happy.
就不管全世界会怎么想 Then to hell with the rest of the world.
梅尔太太 Mrs. Mayer?
你在家吗 是我 艾迪 Are you there? It's me, Eddie.
进来吧 我这就下来 Oh, come on in! I'll be right down.
嗨 美术班真是太棒了 Hey, those art classes were amazing!
头三天 The first three days,
都在教我们凭记忆画肖像 they had us do nothing but portraits from memory.
后来 他们还 And then they, uh,
带我们去海边画海景 they brought us down to the beach to do seascapes.
我太多趣事要告诉你了 I've got so much to tell you!
我也是 Yeah. Me, too.
你干嘛穿着婚纱 Why are you wearing that?
我要结婚了 I'm getting married.
跟谁 To who?
麦克 Mike.
但他跟你离过婚 Uh, but he divorced you.
他伤过你的心 He made you so unhappy.
确实 He did.
但当时那个疯子绑架了M.J. Uh, but then this madman kidnapped M.J.,
我跟在后面 麦克又来找我们 and so I went after him, and then Mike came after us,
他救了我们母子 and he saved us both.
我们又相爱了 So we fell back in love.
这根本不合情理 This doesn't make any sense.
这一切太快了 It's so quick.
我知道 I know.
天啊 这些是小糖饼吗 Oh, my god. Are those eclairs?
是啊 Yeah.
它们都粘在一起了 扔了吧 Oh, they look messy. Get them away.
没错 是挺快的 So, yeah, it is quick.
我真不敢相信 两小时后 I can't believe in two hours,
我就要嫁给麦克了 I'm gonna be marrying Mike
并再一次对他承诺 and promising him I'll be with him forever...
会永远跟他在一起 For the second time.
这种话说第二遍就没人信了 Oh, I have zero credibility.
瞧瞧我 Oh, look at me.
我不知道自己是否能顺利地完成仪式 I don't know if I'm gonna make it down the aisle.
是巧克力味的吗 不 别告诉我 Are they chocolate? No, I don't wanna know.
那就别想了 Don't do it.
可是它们闻起来这么香 不 我是说婚礼 They just smell so good. No, I mean the wedding.
如果你还不确定 就别嫁给麦克 If you're not sure, don't marry Mike.
不 艾迪 我已经预定了教堂 Oh, no, Eddie, I've... I booked the church,
买好了婚纱 我必须找个人嫁 I bought the dress. I have to marry somebody.
你可以嫁给我 You could marry me.
我有一些积蓄 I have some money saved up.
你差点把我唬住了 Okay, you almost got me.
你真是太体贴了 You are so sweet.
你发现我紧张过头了 You saw that I was freaking out,
知道我需要的是好好笑一笑 and you knew that I needed a good laugh.
没了你我可怎么办啊 I don't know what I'd do without you.
对了 我得抓紧准备了 Hey, I have to finish getting ready.
你愿意的话 可以来教堂 Come to the church if you want.
管它的 Oh. What the hell?
我可以用手捧花挡住婚纱上的油渍 I can always use my bouquet to cover the stain.
以神赐予的力量 By the power vested in me,
我现在宣布 你们结为夫妻 I now pronounce you husband and wife.
你可以亲吻新娘了 You may kiss your bride.
朱莉 Julie!
艾迪 Eddie.
我刚刚去买咖啡了 你能来看她真好 I was just getting some coffee. How sweet of you to visit.
今天是允许非亲属 Well, it's the first day
探病的第一天 that they allowed non-family members.
我还是不敢相信发生的一切 I still can't believe it happened.
我一直在问自己 I keep asking myself,
世界上怎么会有这种魔鬼 how can there be this kind of evil in the world?
什么样的恶魔会对她下毒手 What kind of monster would do this to her?
不是恶魔干的 It wasn't a monster.
恶魔那么高大威猛 No, monsters are big and strong.
这应该是那些弱小无能的 This was done by some weak, insignificant piece of garbage
根本不配活在这世上的废物干的 that doesn't even deserve to be on this earth.
无论是谁 Anyone who could do this
对你和朱莉这样善良的人下手 to someone as sweet as Julie and you...
他真该帮所有人一个忙 He should just do everyone a favor
干脆 and just...
自杀得了 Kill himself.
能干得出这种事的人 Anyone that could do this...
是没有胆量自杀的 Is too cowardly for that.
你说的对 You're right.
那是在一个周五晚上的猜谜游戏上 It was during a Friday night game of charades
勒奈特发现 艾迪的生活是多么可悲 that Lynette was clued in to the truth of Eddie's life.
三个词 Th-three words.
第三个词 第三个词 Third word. Third word.
你 你 怀孕了 You. You. Oh, uh, pregnant.
挺着大肚子 浮肿 肥胖 Bloated. Swollen. Huge.
女士 汤姆 我是位女士 Lady, Tom. I'm a lady.
-不许说话 -总比直接打他好 No talking. Better than hitting.
"杜巴利伯爵夫人" "Du Barry was a lady."
"善变的淑女" "Three times a lady."
"小姐与流浪狗" 不对 不对 "窈窕淑女" Uh, "tramp and the lady"? No. No, "my fair lady"!
对了 对了 Yes. Yes!
"小姐与流浪狗" 你怎么想的 "Tramp and the lady." Really?
来啦 Coming!
当挺着个大肚子又肿又肥的时候 开个门也很费时的 It's not easy when you're swollen, bloated and huge.
我儿子在哪 Where's my kid?
嗨 芭芭拉 他和我们在一起 进来坐坐吗 Hey, Barbara. He's in here with us. You want to come in?
不了 No.
艾迪 Eddie.
跟我走 Get out here.
妈妈 你怎么来了 你怎么不接我电话 Mom, what are you doing here? Why didn't you answer your phone?
那可能是我们的原因 Well, that was probably our fault.
我们正在玩猜谜 Um, we were playing charades,
你也知道那动静有多大 是啊 怎么我没收到邀请 and you know how loud that can get. Yeah, I guess my invitation got lost in the mail.
-快给我回去 -又没到8点 妈妈 You gotta come home. It's not even 8:00, mom.
-我可不管 -妈妈 我玩得好好的 I don't care. Mom, I'm having fun.
那你把我东西藏了之前 Well, you should have thought about that
-就该想到这点了 -我可没藏起来 before you hid my stuff. I didn't hide it.
-没事吧 -没啥事 Everything okay? It's nothing.
是的 他把我的烈酒藏了起来 Yeah, he hides my booze
问他要 还装得很无辜似的 and then acts all ashamed when I call him on it.
我知道是你藏的 你这小混蛋 I know you hid it, you little bastard. Hey.
不 斯加沃太太 没事的 No, Mrs. Scavo, it's okay. It's okay.
妈妈 过来 我陪你回家 Mom, come on. I'll walk you home.
我觉得你不应该那样训斥你儿子 I-I don't think you should talk to your son that way.
要你操什么心 What do you care?
他是你什么人 你宠儿吗 Huh? What is he, your pet project?
你请他吃了顿晚饭 勒奈特 You feed him a little dinner, Lynette,
然后邀请他参加你们的蠢游戏 and then you let him play your stupid games
你就自我感觉良好了 so you can feel good about yourself?
当然 Yeah.
我知道你的花花肠子 I got your number.
苏格兰威士忌喝光了 I'm out of scotch.
等下我出门时在给你买一些 I'll buy you some more while I'm out.
你屋子里还有吗 Got any in your room?
没有 别进去 No. And stay out of there.
你好 斯加沃太太 我来帮你修车 Hi, Mrs. Scavo. I'm here to fix your car.
你还放在心上 谢谢你 You are so sweet to remember this. Thank you.
你家里情况如何 So... How are things at home?
仓库里有工具吗 该动手了 Are the tools in the garage? I should probably get started.
-有的 -好 Yeah. Okay.
还有蛋糕吗 Hey. We got any cake left?
自己看吧 I'm not sure.
你还好吧 You okay?
我不知道 我一直在想昨晚的事 I don't know. I keep thinking about last night.
是的 我也是 Mm. Yeah, me, too.
我觉得很... And I'm just so...
愤慨 Livid.
是的 芭芭拉真是个易怒的女人 Yeah. That Barbara is an infuriating woman.
不 汤姆 我是为我们感到愤慨 No. Tom, no. I am livid at us...
她那样对待艾迪 我们却无所作为 The way she talked to Eddie, and we did nothing.
我知道 但我们又不能强迫她善待自己的儿子 I know. But we can't force her to be nice to her own kid.
大家都这么说 That's what everybody always says.
但我们都知道 那个女人是个醉鬼 But we all know the woman is a drunken nightmare.
我们抱怨她 说她坏话 We complain about her, we gossip about her,
看着她走进那栋屋子 and then we watch her walk into that house,
显然那里发生着糟糕的事情 where we know something bad is happening.
但我们无所作为 But we do nothing.
我再也不想做那种不作为的人了 Well... I'm tired of being one of the people who does nothing.
艾迪是成人了 Well, Eddie is an adult now.
他想离开的话 随时能走 And he can leave whenever he wants.
他可能受伤太深 已经不懂如何逃脱 He's probably so damaged, he doesn't know how to leave.
那你准备怎么办 Where are you going with this?
妈妈 我买东西回来了 Ma, I'm back from the store.
妈妈 Ma?
那是什么 What is that?
你的剪贴本 Your scrapbook.
我不明白 艾迪 I don't understand, Eddie.
这里全都是那些关于 There are all these newspaper articles in here
在美景镇被勒死和谋杀的 about girls in Fairview who have been...
女孩的报道 Strangled or murdered.
你干嘛要收集这些东西 Why would you collect this stuff?
抬起头看着我 Don't just look down at your feet.
告诉我实情 听到没有 You gotta tell me the truth, okay?
这些女孩被袭 Did you have anything to do with...
与你有关吗 Hurting those girls?
哦 上帝啊 Oh, my god.
你怎么能做这种事 天哪 How could you do something like this? Oh, god.
我可没把你教成这样 I didn't raise you to... to be like this.
难道不是吗 Didn't you?
你什么意思 难道是我的错吗 What is that supposed to mean? This is my fault?
瞧 你太紧张了 Look... you're upset.
坐下喝杯酒如何 Why don't you sit back down and have something to drink?
别把责任推到我身上 You're gonna try to blame this on me.
你休想 No way.
你这该死的 Screw you.
-你干什么 -你以为我在干什么 What are you doing? What do you think I'm doing,
你这蠢蛋 我在报警 you moron? I'm calling the police!
别这样 把电话放下 Don't do that. P-Put that down.
我向来就说 我这辈子最大的错误 I always said the worst mistake I ever made in my life
就是生下你 was having you.
艾迪 这么巧 斯加沃太太 你来做什么 Hey, Eddie. Perfect timing. Mrs. Scavo, what are you doing here?
你还好吗 Are you okay?
天哪 你在发抖 Oh, my gosh, you're trembling and...
是的 我正准备出门 那我长话短说 Oh, yeah, I'm just... I'm... I was on my way out. Then I'll make this quick.
我和汤姆谈过了 Tom and I have been talking, and...
我们希望你能搬来和我住 We would like it if you would move in with us.
我知道太突然了 I know it's a big change,
但你应该搬离这里 艾迪 but you've gotta get out of here, Eddie.
这里环境太糟糕了 This isn't a healthy situation.
是的 Yeah.
我想那样会好些 I guess it could be better.
哦 天哪 Oh, my god.
她昏倒了吗 Is she passed out?
是的 Yeah.
我正想和你谈及此事 This is what I'm talking about.
这正是我要你搬离这里的原因 This is why you need to get out of here.
你瞧她 I mean, look at her...
喝得烂醉 Dead drunk.
好吧 Okay.
我搬来和你们住 I'll come live with you.
太好了 赶紧收拾一下过来 Great. So just pack your bags and come on over.
希望你喜欢我做的肉糜糕 I hope you like meat loaf.
要不要我进来帮你 You want me to come in and help you,
或者我一会儿过来再和她谈谈 or do you want me to come back later to talk to her?
相信我 斯加沃太太 她不会听你的 Believe me, Mrs. Scavo, she wouldn't hear a word.
好吧 Okay.
在美景镇有这么一栋屋子 There is a house in the town of Fairview.
屋里住着一个恶魔 Inside this house lives a monster...
癖爱袭女的恶魔 The kind who kills women.
令人好奇的是 恶魔是如何造就的 You may wonder how a monster like that came to be.
答案很简单 The answer is simple...
恶魔 Monsters are created...
是由其它恶魔造就的 By other monsters.