《绝望的主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
这次我是认真的 I wanna get things right this time.
布里和万斯警探开始了正式交往 Bree's relationship with detective Vance got serious.
我们该怎么对大家说 What are we gonna say to people?
汤姆和勒奈特决定分开 Tom and Lynette decided to separate.
我们得先告诉孩子们 We shouldn't tell anyone until we tell the kids.
天啊 孩子们 Oh, god. The kids.
坐下 Sit down.
加布再次受到继父噩梦般的恐吓 Gaby's stepfather returned to terrorize her again...
我还记得在你房间的那些夜晚 宝贝 I remember those nights in your room, baby.
住手 No! Stop.
这次卡洛斯阻止了他 until Carlos stopped him...
永绝后患 permanently.
加布 Gaby?
怎么回事 What happened?
-我杀了他 -他就要去坐牢了 - I killed him. - And now he's gonna go to jail
而只是为了保护我 because he was trying to protect me.
冷静一下 我们需要时间好好想想 Calm down. We just need time to think.
没时间了 We don't have time.
是的 晚宴就要开始了 Yes, there was the dinner party.
大家都来了 Everybody's coming.
还有你的男朋友 那个警探 Including your boyfriend the detective.
是我杀了这个伤害我妻子的杂种 I killed the son of a bitch who hurt my wife.
如果我要因此而坐牢 我也愿意 If I have to go to prison, I will.
你不会的 That's not gonna happen.
女主人们都清楚 Every hostess knows
派对结束后还有繁重的杂务要做 there's work to be done after the guests leave a party.
只有最好的朋友会留守到派对结束 And only the best of friends will stay long after the party's over...
帮忙清理 to help clean up the mess.
她们帮忙搬抬重物 They help with the heavy lifting...
彼此帮衬 减轻负担 They work together to lighten the load.
任务再艰巨 也不推辞 They take on the most unpleasant tasks.
当然 没有什么任务 And of course, there was no task more pleasant
会比除掉一个不受欢迎的客人 than getting rid of
更艰巨的了 an unwanted guest.
我要去处理车轮的压痕 你没事吧 I should go move the car off the trail. You gonna be okay?
这不是做梦吧 Is this happening?
我们真的要这么做吗 Are we really doing this?
大家都听好 Everyone stay focused.
最棘手的部分已经过去了 The hardest part is over.
现在我们只需要把坑填上 Now all we have to do is fill this in.
天呐 Oh, my god.
我以为都检查过了 I thought I got everything.
天呐 No.
你忘了手机 No, you missed the phone.
你居然没有发现手机 你怎么检查的 And if you missed that, what else did you miss?
苏珊 没事的 Susan, it's gonna be okay.
怎么会没事 有人给他打电话 How is it going to be okay? Someone is calling the dead guy.
-"家"打来的 -看吧 - "Home." - See?
他有家 有关心他的家人 He has a home... with people who care about him,
他们会到处找他 People who are going to come looking for him,
然后会找到我们 leading them straight to us.
你想要我们怎么样 What do you want us to do?
现在还不是太迟 我们 It's not too late. We...
我们还可以报警 We could still go to the police.
然后把我丈夫再送回监狱 And send my husband back to prison?
这次还是谋杀的罪名 This time for murder?
不 不会 这是正当防卫 No, not necessarily. It was self-defense.
是这个男人破门而入 还胁迫你 He broke into your house. He threatened you.
我们可以解释清楚 We could explain that.
是啊 然后我们就把他扔进了衣箱 Yeah, then we can explain how we dumped him in a trunk,
享用了芝士蛋糕 ate some cheesecake,
随后把他埋葬在这片树林里 and buried him in the woods!
我们一定会被发现的 We are going to get caught.
要想人不知除非己莫为 People always get caught.
我们不能这么做 We can't do this.
我们不是罪犯 只是有难同当罢了 We're not criminals. We drive carpool.
够了 That's enough.
这人坏事做尽 This is a very bad man.
他攻击了我们的朋友 她丈夫保护了她 He attacked our friend, and her husband protected her,
现在轮到我们保护他们 and now we are gonna protect them.
也就是说我们不能告诉任何人 That means we tell no one
包括警察 not the police...
我们的家人 not our families.
谁都不行 No one.
尸体和秘密会永远埋葬于此 When we bury the body, we bury the secret forever.
苏珊 Susan?
是的 只有最好的朋友 Yes, it's only the best of friends
会留守到派对结束 who stay long after the party's over
帮忙清理 to help clean up the mess.
即使眼前的状况 even when that mess may be bigger
比她们预料的糟乱得多 than they bargained for.
俗话说 改变需要时间 It has been said that change doesn't happen overnight,
但一个月的时间 我们脚下的土地 But over the course of month, it's amazing
所发生的变化 是惊人的 how much the ground can shift beneath us.
帮忙隐瞒犯罪的女人 A woman who help conceal the crime
现在和警探同枕共眠 is now sleeping with a detective.
曾经倒床就睡的男人 A man who used to look forward to bedtime...
现在却彻夜未眠 is now finding himself dreading it.
曾和丈夫无话不谈的女人 A woman who once told her husband everything
现在内心藏着一个可怕的秘密 is now keeping a terrible secret.
已决定分开的夫妇 And a couple who have decided to separate
如今不遗余力向世人展示 is now going to great lengths to show
什么也没发生 that nothing has changed.
完了 完了 完了 完了 Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!
他妈 Aah! Son of a...
大家好啊 Hey, hey, hey, guys!
我起早了 所以就想 管它的 Got up early, so I figured, what the heck?
去给你们妈妈买杯咖啡吧 上好的咖啡 I'll go get your mom some coffee--the good stuff.
犒劳犒劳她 She deserves it.
她也急需咖啡 我昨晚就没阖眼 She needs it, too. I didn't sleep last night.
不过这你知道 你也在房里 But you would know that. You were there.
别喝这个 在我车里放了三天了 Do not drink this. It's been in my car for three days.
爸爸 你的鞋呢 Where are your shoes, dad?
今天是休闲星期五啊 It's casual friday.
是休闲星期四 Casual thursday.
走了 我们要错过公车了 Come on. We're gonna miss the bus.
回见 晚饭见 See ya later. I'll see ya at dinner.
爱你们 Love you.
天啊 我差点撞断了一根脚趾 God, I practically lost a toe out there.
要不是你睡过 也不会这样 It wouldn't have happened if you hadn't overslept.
是啊 好用的闹钟被你占着 Yeah, well, you know, you took the good alarm clock
还有好睡的枕头 和整个房子 Along with the good pillow and the house.
这太荒唐了 This is ridiculous.
我们得告诉孩子们分居的事 We have to tell the kids we've separated.
会说的 但这周末加布要办烧烤宴 We will, but this weekend is Gaby's big barbecue,
我不想扫了大家的兴 And I don't wanna ruin it for them.
上个周末 Yeah, and last weekend,
你不想破坏篮球联赛 you didn't wanna ruin the basketball tournament.
再之前的周末是佩琪的生日 The weekend before that, Penny's birthday.
拜托 勒奈特 Come on, Lynette.
你确定这是为了孩子们吗 Are you sure this is about the kids?
还能为了什么 What else would it be?
不 汤姆 我主意没变 No, Tom, nothing's changed.
我们还是需要分开一段时间 We still need time away from each other.
我赞同 我们有很多问题需要解决 Yeah, I agree. We got a lot of problems to work out,
那为什么不能告诉孩子们呢 So why can't we tell the kids?
我只是觉得 在拆散这个家之前 I just think they deserve one more happy weekend
他们该多过一个开心的周末 before we tear this family apart.
告诉你 你 You know what? You're--
佩琪醒了 Paige is up.
别误解我的意思 Don't take this the wrong way,
不过你可以靠这个吃饭了 but you could do this professionally.
这话出自一个与美景镇一半的妓女 Coming from a man who's on a first-name basis
打过交道的男人之口 with half the hookers in Fairview,
这绝对是赞美 警探先生 that's quite a compliment, Detective.
我在考虑 也许这个周末 Hey, I was thinking maybe this weekend,
我们可以去山上的那个地方 we could head up to that place in the mountains,
共度二人世界 just the two of us.
听上去好诱人 Oh, that sounds lovely,
但加布周六要举办她的年度烧烤会 but Gaby is having her annual barbecue on Saturday.
邀请我了吗 Am I invited?
当然邀请了 怎么会没有 Of course you are. Why wouldn't you be?
不好说 Oh, I don't know.
也许你的朋友们不喜欢我 Maybe because your friends don't like me.
什么 你真会胡思乱想 What? You are imagining things.
是事实 It's true.
她们不跟我说话 避开我的眼神 They don't talk to me. They don't make eye contact.
自从晚宴那晚之后 It's been that way for weeks,
已经这样好几周了 ever since the night of the dinner party.
为什么 Why...
为什么这么说 Uh, why would you say that?
布里 我是警察 我能洞察人的言行 Bree, I'm a cop. I got an eye for human behavior.
那晚之后 一切都不对劲了 That was when everything changed.
只是我找不出原因 I just can't figure out why.
我反复重温那晚的事 I keep going over that night, hour by hour.
不要 再想那天晚上了 Well, stop... going over that night,
因为一切正常 because everything is fine.
我朋友们跟我一样 都很喜欢你 The girls are just as crazy about you as I am.
不知道 我可没感觉到 I don't know. I'm not feeling it.
那你能感觉到这个吗 Are you feeling this?
布里 我知道怎么回事 Bree, I know what's going on.
你想利用性爱分散我注意力 You're trying to distract me with sex,
既然这样的话 and if that's the case.
尽管放马过来 Bring it on.
起床 我给你们做了华夫饼 Wake up! I made you waffles.
等你学会调含羞草酒了再来 Come back when you learn how to make mimosas.
快起来 只有西利娅一人在那儿 Come on! I left Celia alone with them.
肯定不剩几块了 There won't be any left.
见鬼 胡安妮塔 闹够了 Damn it, Juanita! That's enough!
快滚出去 Get outta here now!
卡洛斯 Carlos!
胡安妮塔 宝贝 抱歉 Juanita, honey, I'm sorry!
你最近怎么那么暴躁 Why have you been so short-tempered lately?
天呐 我也不知道 Gosh, I don't know.
也许是因为打高尔夫我挥的那一杆 Maybe I'm upset about my golf swing
也许是经济萧条 or the economy...
也许是因为我杀了人 or maybe it's because I killed a guy.
我了解 Look, I get it, okay?
但我们必须放下 继续生活 But we have to move on with our lives.
你以为我不想吗 Don't you think I want to?
我只是没法不去想 I just can't stop thinking about this.
无论我在做什么 No matter what I do,
这件可怕的事总浮现在我的脑海里 it's this horrible thing that is always there.
我需要向人倾诉 I need to talk to someone.
我认识一个叫汤姆柯林斯的 [杜松子果汁酒] I know a guy named Tom Collins.
它是很好的听众 He's a great listener.
我指的是杜根神父 I meant Father Dugan.
你疯了吗 你不能跟任何人说 Okay, are you crazy? You can't tell anyone.
太危险了 That's too risky.
牧师要对忏悔的内容保密 A priest can't share what you say in confession.
你确定他不会让你感到罪孽更深重吗 Are you sure he's not just gonna make you feel guiltier?
那是他们最擅长的 I mean, that's their thing.
好吧 我们去见牧师 Fine. We'll go see the priest.
我别无选择 I have to.
我成了一个可怕的丈夫 罪恶的父亲 I'm turning into a terrible husband, father.
我不能再让良心不安 I need to get this off my conscience.
这事让我快崩溃了 It's tearing me apart.
苏珊 你在干什么 Susan, what are you doing?
我透过窗户看风景 Oh. I was looking out the window,
发现每块玻璃角都有灰尘 and I noticed dust in the corner of each windowpane.
让我很不爽 It's been driving me nuts.
好吧 Okay.
你到底怎么了 What's going on with you?
此话怎讲 What do you mean?
你喜欢在卧室做很多稀奇古怪的事 There's a lot of weird stuff you like to do in the bedroom,
但是打扫 不列在内 but cleaning, not so much.
我睡不着 Couldn't sleep.
你最近总是睡不着 Yeah, that's been happening a lot lately.
你睡不着 吃不下东西 You don't sleep. You don't eat.
你连房门都不出 You never leave the house.
才没有呢 That's not true.
我今天还要去代课呢 I'm substitute teaching today.
那太好了 但是 And that's great, but...
你和闺蜜们吵架了吗 Did you have a fight with the girls?
什么 What?
为什么这么讲 Why would you say that?
一个月前 Well, A month ago,
搬回这里还让你兴奋不已 you were so excited to move back to the lane,
而现在你连她们面都不见 and now you never see 'em.
不一起喝咖啡 不打扑克 There's... no coffee, no poker,
也不借着喝咖啡打扑克 八卦家里的男人 no... bitching about husbands over coffee and poker.
我和朋友们没事的 The girls and I are fine.
那到底怎么回事 Then what is it?
拜托 苏珊 连我都不能说吗 Come on, Susan. It's me.
你和我无话不谈 You can tell me anything.
我去跑步了 I'm going for a run.
苏珊 Susan.
你说的 我该多出门的 Well, you said I should get out of the house more.
嗨 Hey.
新邻居是什么情况 So what do we know about the new guy?
绝对是有钱人 瞧瞧那部车 Definitely rich. Check out the car.
绝对是单身 看那条鱼 Definitely single. Check out the fish.
多金又是单身 Rich and single--
我很想知道他的长相 不可能财貌色俱全 I wonder what he looks like. You rarely get the trifecta.
你估计怎样 What's your guess?
死鱼眼 大板牙 地中海 Wonky eye? Rabbit teeth? Comb-over?
眉毛一条粗一条细 One normal eyebrow, one really big one?
小肥手 Baby hands?
我真见过这号人物 下场很不怎样 I had it all on one guy. Did not end well.
其实我今早就见过他了 Well, I actually saw our new neighbor this morning.
1米85 190磅 6'1". 190.
穿着一条非常合身的牛仔裤 He was wearing this great-looking pair of jeans.
我很肯定地告诉你 他身子可不虚 And let me just say, I can tell you one thing that he isn't wonky.
加布 Gaby.
干嘛呀 我虽然名花有主 Oh, come on. I'm married.
但我又不是木头人 I'm not dead.
我还是可以对他有点非分之想的 Can still imagine all the dirty things I'd do to him.
-比方说呢 -天呐 - Like what? - Oh, god!
我不知道你在 Oh! I didn't know you were...
我是苏珊·德尔非诺 I'm susan Delfino.
很高兴见到你们 Nice to meet you.
我叫本·福克纳 Ben Faulkner.
你好 Hi.
其实我身高1米86 Well, I'm actually 6'2",
我打橄榄球后就不止190磅了 and I haven't been 190 since I played rugby.
不过 还是谢谢夸奖 But, uh, thank you.
对于这条牛仔裤 Uh, and as for the jeans,
我一直搞不懂为什么要花我200块 you know, I could never figure out why they would cost 200 bucks.
今天总算明白了 Now I know.
女士们 失陪了 Ladies, excuse me.
-好的 -谢谢 - Okay. - Thanks.
欢迎 Welcome.
这人归我了 Dibs.
看那边 Look who's out.
苏珊 Hey, susan!
过来跟大家一起喝杯咖啡吧 Uh, would you like to join us for coffee?!
抱歉 我现在不方便 Uh, sorry. I can't talk.
我今天要顶班 不能迟到 I'm subbing today! Can't be late!
我们必须有人找她谈谈 Is anyone talking to her?
我试着打过电话 但她没回我 I tried. She's not returning my calls.
我也一样 她有意躲着咱们 Same here. She's obviously avoiding us.
我怎么说来着 她完全藏不住事 I'm telling you, that is one loose cannon.
我们必须稳住她 Well, we have got to get her back in the fold.
这么做真的太冒险了 This is too risky.
跟警察约会的人还这么说 Says the woman who's dating a cop.
你没觉着这么做其实对我们有利吗 Did it ever occur to you that it might be good to keep him close?
至少警方那边一有动静 If there's ever an investigation,
我马上就能知道 I will be the first to know.
我是为大家着想 I'm doing this for us.
他那方面就那么棒吗 He's that good in the sack?
你们绝对想不到 You have no idea.
等大家完成手中的瓢虫练习作业 And when you finish your worksheets on ladybugs,
我们就可以到室外去找找 we will go outside and see if we can find some.
苏珊 课上得怎么样 Susan, how's it going?
很顺利 Good.
能回来上课真好 It's nice to be back.
说实话 To be honest,
我最近有点小沮丧 I've been feeling a little down lately.
但回到这里 我感觉好多了 This is just what I needed.
德尔非诺夫人 Mrs. Delfino?
小纸糕不动了 Cupcake's not moving.
也许是睡着了 宝贝 She's probably sleeping, honey.
不 我用铅笔戳了几次 它都没反应 No, I poked her with my pencil a couple times.
它肯定死了 She is d-e-a dead.
没关系 孩子们 我来处理 Uh... it's okay, kids. I know what to do.
上帝啊 我该怎么处理 Oh, my god. What do I do?
学校花园里有个专门埋葬课堂宠物的地方 There's a little spot in the garden where we bury the class pets.
-下葬 -对 - Bury? - Yeah.
举行一次小葬礼 说几句悼词就行 Have a little funeral. Say a few words.
千万别提上帝 Just don't mention god.
阿曼达的父母是无神论者 Amanda's parents are atheists,
不好惹的大律师 lawyers, and major douches.
神父 请保佑我 我罪孽深重 Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
距离上次告解又有很长一段时间了 It's been a while since my last confession.
继续 吾儿 Continue, my son.
"吾儿" 抱歉 "My son." I'm sorry.
貌似你比我老一大截呢 It's just you're, like, a thousand years older than me.
你哪位啊 杜根神父呢 Who are you and where's Father Dugan?
在休假 对他对我都有好处 Leaving on sabbatical. Fun for him and fun for me.
这可是我的第一个告解周 This is my first week of confessions.
是吗 It is?
是啊 我听到好多新鲜事 Yeah, and, man, the things I've heard.
昨天有位女士来过 There was a lady yesterday who--
不 我可不能随便泄露 No, no, no, I can't say it.
我去去就来 I think I'll come back.
不许走 No. You're not going anywhere.
跟你说过了 老实在车里待着 I told you to wait in the car.
别朝我吼 我们来这儿就是要告解的 Don't snap at me. That's why we're here.
你说你要找人倾诉 那对他说啊 You keep saying you wanna talk to someone, so talk to this guy.
他看来也非常 热心嘛 He seems perfectly... enthusiastic.
他才12岁 根本不经世事 He's 12 years old. This will blow his collar off.
我的天 这个段子一定精彩 Oh, man, this must be awesome.
可惜我不能再发微博了 I'm so bummed I can't tweet anymore.
抱歉 杜根神父不在 我没法告解 Sorry. If it's not Father Dugan, I'm not doing this.
-别 -我们走 - No-- - Let's go.
疯子 Nuts.
我还希望这次能听到点劲爆的事 I was really hoping this would be a good one.
我大学有一次跟两个女生亲热过 I made out with two chicks once in college.
这工作可真带劲 This job rocks!
我不知道老师你是否埋过东西 I don't know if you've ever buried anything before,
可首先 你得刨个洞 but you have to dig a hole.
对 当然啦 Right. Of course.
我知道的 I knew that.
生活有时就是这么戏剧性 对吧 It's funny the way life works out sometimes, isn't it?
今天我原本不该在这里 I mean, I wasn't even supposed to be here today.
结果我却又一次在错误的时间 Once again, in the wrong place
出现在错误的地点 at the wrong time.
看来我得一辈子良心不安了 Now I have to carry this around with me for the rest of my life.
德尔非诺夫人 别太伤心了 Don't be sad, Mrs. Delfino.
小纸糕本来就不是什么好鼠 Cupcake was kind of a bad hamster.
她生下三个孩子 She had three babies
然后把它们给吞了 and ate them.
但那就意味着她该死吗 But does that mean she deserved to die?
这不归我们裁决 胡安妮塔 We don't get to make that call, Juanita.
我们不是上帝 We're not God.
没错 阿曼达 是我说了 That's right, Amanda. I said it.
我这是造了什么孽 What have I done?
不是你的错 It's not your fault.
我知道错不在我 I know it's not my fault,
可是小纸糕的家人来找她时 but try telling that to cupcake's family
怎么和人家交代 when they show up looking for her.
好了 There.
大功告成 We're done.
大伙现在换上个笑脸 Now let's all slap on a happy face
假装什么事都没发生过 and pretend like this never happened.
我可以进来吗 Can I come in?
我现在真的没心情喝酒 I'm really not feeling like drinking right now.
那好 Great.
这么说 你俩很亲近吗 So... were you two close?
你说什么 Pardon?
你和小纸糕 You and cupcake.
胡安妮塔告诉我今天的事儿了 Juanita told me what happened.
我猜你们俩是老交情了 I assume you two had a long history,
上同一所大学 一起去欧洲背包旅行 went to college together, backpacked through Europe.
我只是突然有感而发 It just sort of hit me in a weird way.
我很担心你 I'm worried about you.
你先是不再和朋友们谈心了 First, you stop talking to your friends.
然后又在一只老鼠的葬礼上情绪失控 Now you're wigging out at a rat funeral.
你让我很紧张 You're making me nervous.
很抱歉 我不像你们几个一样 Well, I'm sorry I'm not handling accessory to murder
能够心安理得地 做着帮凶 as well as the rest of you.
苏珊 我求你了 Susan, I'm begging you.
这件事情关乎到我丈夫的性命 This is my husband's life we're talking about.
如果他有任何不测 If anything were to happen to him,
想想那会给我和孩子们多大的打击 think of what would happen to me and my girls.
我知道你现在不好过 I know you're having a hard time,
但求你与我们团结一致 but please hold it together.
我在努力 I'm trying.
再努力一点 Try harder.
布里 Bree?
我是不是闻到了... Do I smell...
没错 白巧克力配澳洲坚果 你的最爱 Yes, white chocolate macadamia nut, your favorite.
你才是我的最爱 Now you're my favorite.
今天过得如何 How was your day?
棒极了 我找到了一具尸体 Terrific. I found a dead body.
对不起 Oh, I'm--I'm sorry.
你不想听我讲这些的 You don't wanna hear about this.
不 我想听 你的工作多有意思 No, I do. Your work is fascinating.
你是在哪里找到那具尸体的 So, um, where exactly did you find this body?
码头旁边的货仓 Warehouse out by the docks.
现在我成了大英雄 我破的这起案子 So now I'm a big hero because I cracked a case
纽黑文警局那帮废物 those poor bastards in New Haven P.D.
忙活了好几个月都没进展 have been working on for months.
恭喜你 Oh, good for you.
不过是运气好 I got lucky.
我只是发现了一辆康涅狄格牌照的小货车 All I did was spot a sedan with Connecticut plates,
风挡玻璃上贴了不少罚单 a bunch of tickets on the windshield,
然后我喃喃自语 "这辆车是谁的呢" and I asked myself, "Who owns that car?"
死者开了辆车 The dead man had a car.
没错 凶手机关算尽 Exactly. The killers did everything right,
却忘了处理掉受害者的车 but they forgot to get rid of the victim's ride.
傻到家了 What idiots.
这么说你留着他的钥匙 So you kept his keys,
却从没想过他也许有辆车 But it never occurred to you he might have a car.
我只是一股脑儿把他的东西扔进保险箱 I just threw all his stuff in our safe.
没时间想那么多 I didn't spend a lot of time thinking about it.
找到了 There it is.
好了 我们怎么办 Okay, what's our plan?
把它丢在治安差的街区 Drop it off in a bad part of town,
接下来 就交给那帮败类们了 and let social decay... take its course.
天啊 你非得现在清理吗 Oh, God, do you have to tidy up?
快上车 要是被人看到我们在车里 Get in. If anybody catches us in this car,
就死定了 we're dead.
糟了 是手动档 Oh, no, it's a stick.
我不会开手动档 你呢 I can't drive a stick. Can you?
我高中时候开过一次 I did once in high school.
小菜一碟 就是多个踏板 It's easy. Just one extra pedal.
我喝醉的时候 开得好多了 It was easier when I was drunk.
天啊 oh, my God.
我该怎么办 加大油门吗 What should I do? Should I gun it?
加大油门 你都开不起来 Gun it? You can't even drive it.
我就知道是你 I thought that was you.
查克 看啊 加布 是查克 Chuck. Look, Gaby, it's Chuck.
我看到你开得磕磕绊绊的 I saw you were struggling.
这是谁的车 Whose car is this?
-我姨妈的 -我朋友的 - My aunt's. - My friend's.
-她姨妈 也是我朋友 -雪莉姨妈 - Her aunt and my friend. - Aunt Shirley.
她昨晚到我家 She, came over to my place
参加读书俱乐部活动 然后 last night for book club, and--
-她喝多了 -她就那德行 - She had too much to drink. - Classic Shirley.
所以我们答应她 今天把车开过去 So we told her we'd bring her car back today.
事实上 她在等我们 In fact, she's waiting for us,
-我们得赶紧走了 -没错 - so we should scoot. - Yeah.
没门 No way.
-我来开 -什么 - I'll drive. - What?
照你们这样开下去 非出人命不可 The way you guys are going, you're gonna kill someone.
去吧 鲍勃 我们警局见 Go, Bob. I'll meet you back at the station.
千万别 鲍勃 别走啊 鲍勃 Oh, no, Bob, Bob, don't go! Bob? Oh.
那好吧 Well...
那就坐着这老爷车兜兜风吧 Okay, a road trip in this neat old car
和你警察男友一道 真带劲 with your cop boyfriend. Fun.
雪莉住在哪里 So where does Shirley live?
是啊 布里 她住哪 Yeah, Bree, where does she live?
你怎么问我 她可是你姨妈 Why are you asking me? She's your aunt.
一直开 要拐弯时我会告诉你 Just keep driving. I'll tell you when to turn.
这可真有意思 Huh. That's interesting.
不 没什么意思 No, it's not.
我是说 是什么 I mean... what is?
俄克拉荷马城市的红鹰队 Oklahoma city redhawks.
你姨妈是棒球迷 Is your aunt a fan?
是啊 雪莉热爱那项 运动 Oh, yeah, Shirley loves that... uh... sport.
也喜欢男性古龙香水 And... men's cologne?
她是同性恋 She's a lesbian.
没错 她本来可以结婚 Yeah. She could've been married,
但可惜 她是个同性恋 but, no, she's a lesbian.
那这位又用男性古龙香水 So, this, um, aunt or... friend,
又是同性恋的姨妈和朋友 who's a men's cologne-wearing lesbian--
也喜欢嚼烟草 she also likes to chew tobacco?
因为我从来没见过一个女人喜欢嚼烟草 'cause I never met a woman who likes to chew...
从来没有过 Ever.
我就嚼烟草 I chew tobacco.
我可是个女人 And I'm a woman.
是的 Yeah.
要是再来一杯夏敦埃白葡萄酒就完美了 All that's missing is a glass of Chardonnay.
我老劝她戒掉 I keep telling her to quit.
我跟她说"你嘴上想长肿瘤吗" "Do you want mouth cancer?" I say,
但她根本听不进去 but she won't listen.
你还好吗 You okay?
没事 Yeah. Ugh!
不行了 靠边停车 现在就停 No. Pull over. Now.
抱歉 雪莉喜欢原味 Sorry! Shirley likes plain.
我更喜欢巧克力味 I prefer chocolate.
下车 Get out.
什么 What?
我要劫持这辆车 I'm taking your car.
天 真想亲你一口 Oh, my god. I could kiss you!
什么 你要什么 赶紧滚 What? What are you... just get out!
嘘 小点声 Shh! Keep your voice down.
那边的男人是个警察 That man over there is a cop.
警察 A cop?
不 回来 No! Get back in here.
你起的事端 年轻人 你就得一包到底 When you start something, young man, you see it through.
系好安全带走吧 Buckle up!
发生了什么事 Hey, what happened?
是雪莉 她碰巧路过 Shirley. Just happened to be walking by.
是不是很幸运 Isn't that a stroke of luck?
你觉得你的朋友鲍勃可以送我们回家吗 So do you think your friend Bob could give us a ride home?
当然可以 我电他 Sure. I'll--I'll call him.
边跟警察约会 So how's that dating a cop
边隐瞒谋杀 在你这儿真行得通啊 while covering up a murder working out for you?
雷尼 Hey, Renee.
女士们好 Ladies.
别打扰她们 她们有重要的任务 Don't distract them. They have an important job to do.
我要去见见新邻居 I'm gonna go see the new neighbor.
欢迎入住的上门服务 You know, give him a ride on the ol' welcome wagon.
进展真快 Wow, that was fast.
我都不知道你们已经聊过了 I didn't know you two had even talked.
我们没聊过 We haven't.
那你怎么知道他会有兴趣 So what makes you think he's gonna be interested?
听她说的了吗 女士们 好好看学着点 Hear that, ladies? Watch and learn.
让你见识下我的一些秘诀 I will show you some of my secrets.
你好 我们开门见山的说吧 Hi. I'm gonna save us some time.
我单身 你也单身 Look, I'm single. You're single.
我性感 你英俊 假如你不是同性恋 I'm hot. You're hot. Assuming you're not gay,
看你穿的鞋就能说明你不是 and those shoes tell me you're not,
我们可以调情几个星期 we could do that thing where we flirt for a few weeks.
你出门取信件的时候 可以盯着我的美臀 You can stare at my ass getting the mail,
我一天要取四次邮件 And I do get my mail four times a day.
或者你可以邀请我进去喝杯咖啡 就现在 Or you could invite me in for coffee. Right now.
谢谢你的好意 但是 我不需要 Thanks for the offer, but, uh, I'm good.
抱歉 我说的"咖啡" Um, Excuse me, when I said "Coffee",
你知道是指做爱吧 you did know I meant sex, right?
你说的很隐晦 但是 我明白 Oh, you were subtle, but, uh, yeah. I got it.
你真该写本书 You should write a book.
否则你死后 你的秘诀就不为外人所知了 Otherwise, when you die, your secrets will die with you.
杜根神父 Father Dugan!
真高兴找到你了 I'm so glad I caught you.
不知道你是不是还记得我 I don't know if you remember me.
加布丽尔·索利斯 我猜你来是为 Gabrielle solis. I assume you've come to apologize
在我复活节布道时 接了电话而道歉 for taking a phone call during my easter sermon?
很抱歉 祖父 但是 Oh! I'm sorry, Father. But, you know,
如果你不确认那些按摩约会 就约不上了 if you don't confirm those spa appointments, you lose 'em.
是啊 Yeah.
总之 我是为卡洛斯而来 Um, anyway, I came here about Carlos.
他现在遇到麻烦了 需要你的帮助 He's in trouble, and he needs your help.
我很愿意帮助卡洛斯 他是个好人 Well, I'd love to help Carlos. He's a good man.
但我想你来的太晚了 But I'm afraid you're too late.
什么 是你在布道中一直胡扯说 What? You were the one who kept blabbing in that sermon
忏悔你的罪恶永远都不嫌晚 how it's never too late to confess your sins.
看 See?
我都听进去了 I can listen and take calls.
没错 上帝会一直等到内心准备好了 It's true. God waits until the heart is ready.
但是航空公司的规矩有点严格 But the airlines are a little stricter,
我可不想坐在中间的座位飞去国外 and I'm not going overseas in a middle seat.
所以 抱歉了 So if you'll excuse me.
你也要上车吗 小姐 You getting on, too, Miss?
是的 但我拿不动行李 Uh, yes, but I couldn't... manage my bag.
你能做回好人帮我取来吗 Be a dear and grab it for me?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
带你去机场 Taking you to the airport...
不过要绕行一番 With one quick detour.
嘿嘿嘿 停下 停下 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Stop it! Stop it!
你疯了吗 我不能误点 Are you crazy? I can't miss my plane.
很抱歉 我是带你去行使上帝的工作 Well, I'm sorry if I'm trying to get you to do God's work
而不是去你梦想中的度假圣地 instead of going on your dream vacation to...
卢旺达 去那里为麻风病人挖井 Rwanda, where I'll be digging wells... For lepers.
你的小朋友们得等等你了 Well, your little friends are gonna have to wait.
很抱歉 Excuse me.
你们打哪来 Well, where did you come from?
我们要去渡蜜月 We're headed off on our honeymoon.
我们不能绕道去别处 And we can't have any detours.
他们说乘国际航班 They say you have to get to the airport three hours early
必须要提前三小时赶到机场 for international flights.
亲爱的 别紧张 现在抓住了本·拉登 Oh, honey, relax. Since we caught Bin Laden,
你们随时都可以登机 You can stroll on the plane anytime you want.
神父 我做了一件错事 It's just, I've done something, Father,
我恐怕这是一件不可饶恕的事 and I'm afraid that it's... unforgivable.
上帝会宽恕我们做的任何错事 God can forgive us for anything.
真的 什么都可以 Really? Anything?
当然 Yes.
只要我们愿意表现出真正的悔意 If we're willing to show that we are truly repentant.
怎么表现 How?
这不是嘴上说说而已 Well, it's not by what we say.
而要通过实际行动来证明 It's by what we do.
举个例子 如果你犯了罪 For instance, if we were talking about a crime...
那么向当局自首 Then confessing to the authorities
就可以证明你赎罪的决心 would prove the intentions of our heart.
那个 That...
行不通 is not an option.
这件事还把其他人卷进来了 There are other people involved--
一些无辜的人 innocent people.
如果你试图隐瞒 You can't ask to be absolved
是不能请求被主赦免的 for a sin that you intend to keep hidden.
您该走了 You should go.
否则要误机了 You're gonna miss your flight.
卡洛斯 在确定你没事之前 I don't wanna leave you, Carlos,
我是不会抛下你不管的 not till I'm sure that you're gonna be okay.
杜根神父 我看不到任何希望 Father Dugan, I don't see any way
我再也好不起来了 that I am ever going to be okay.
真希望我能让你不再为此事发愁 I wish I could make you stop thinking about this.
我也想啊 Yeah, me, too.
我甚至不知道出路在哪里 I don't even know what I was looking for.
没有办法赦免我的罪 There is no absolution for this thing.
我要负疚终身了 I just have to live with it.
以前我每晚都会听到他的声音 Every noise I'd hear at night was him.
我走过每个漆黑的小巷 他都在那等着我 Every dark alley I passed, he was waiting for me.
当我躺下的时候 When I'd lie in bed,
我怕他会来找我 I was afraid he'd come find me.
他无时无刻不在我的梦中 He was in my dreams...
成了无法摆脱的噩梦 and in my nightmares.
我逃不出他的阴影 I couldn't escape him.
我一直活在这种梦魇中 And that's what I had to live with...
直到现在 until now.
平生第一次 我不再感到恐惧 For the first time, I'm not scared.
是你让我得以解脱 You did that for me.
对 Yeah.
通过夺走一个人的生命 By taking a man's life.
是的 也许你结束了一条生命 Yes, you may have taken a life,
可你同时也救了一条命 but yu also saved one.
所以如果你寻求的是赦免 So if it's absolution you're looking for...
我来赦免你 I give it to you.
孩子们没事吧 Hey, is everything okay with the kids?
没事 孩子们很好 我只是... Yeah, yeah, the-- the kids are fine. I just--
怎么了 发生什么事了 What? Did something happen?
我现在真的很需要你 I really need you right now.
好 Okay.
早 Morning.
天啊 天啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
该死 该死 该死 Crap, crap, crap.
-快点 快点 -知道 - Come on. Come on. - Okay.
-小心那个 -好的 - Watch out for the, uh-- - Okay, okay, o--
-亲爱的 -没事 我很好 快走 - Honey. - Ooh. No, I'm okay. Okay, go.
他们还在睡 They're still asleep.
谢天谢地 Thank God.
我去弄点咖啡 I'll start the coffee.
好的 你还真懂我 Okay, you've read my mind.
那昨晚 So last night...
我们应该好好谈谈 We should talk about it.
我是说 I mean...
如果你想复合的话 If you wanna get back together,
我很欢迎 I'm open to that.
但我们之间还有些严重的问题 But we have some serious problems
需要好好解决 that are gonna require serious work.
天啊 Oh, God.
昨晚 Last night...
跟 was...
复合无关 not about getting back together.
那是为什么 Then what the hell was it about?
我 I...
我做了个噩梦 I had a nightmare.
一个噩梦 你在拿我寻开心吗 Well... a-a nightmare? Are you kidding me?
你要理解 You've gotta understand
我最近总做噩梦 I'm having a lot of nightmares.
很吓人的 我真的需要你 This is such a scary time, and I really need you.
这就是我一直没跟孩子们坦白的原因 That's--that's why I didn't want to tell the kids.
你住在对面让我感到很踏实 Having you across the street makes me feel safe.
你真是不可理喻 You're unbelievable.
勒奈特 知道你害怕的时候该怎么办吗 You know what you do when you're scared, Lynette?
去买一个夜明灯 You buy a night light.
而不是跟一个 You don't go have sex with the guy
该与你分居的男人上床 you are supposed to be separated from!
我想吃烤面包片 I want French toast.
我不想吃烤面包片 我想吃煎饼 I hate French toast. I want pancakes.
孩子们 Kids...
妈妈有话要跟你们说 There's something your mom and I need to tell you.
对 Yeah.
我们坐下说吧 Why don't we sit down?
我知道只是去烧烤 Hey, I, uh, I know it's a barbecue,
但这么穿是不是太随意了 but isn't that a little casual?
有点儿 Yeah, um,
今年的我不想去了 I think I'm not gonna go this year.
你不能一个人去吗 Won't you go without me?
我应该担心吗 Hey, do I need to be worried?
跟你说了 我没事 I told you. I'm fine.
我不是担心你 I don't mean worried about you.
我是担心我们俩 I mean worried about us.
我原以为是你跟你朋友之间出了问题 I thought this was some problem between you and your friends,
可你一直避开我 But... the way you've been shutting me out,
我开始觉得你是对我有意见了 I'm starting to think you've got a problem with me.
你怎么这么说呢 How could you say that?
不管我遇到什么事 No matter what I'm going through,
我都不会让它成为我们之间的隔阂 I would never let anything come between us.
是啊 汤姆和勒奈特以前也是这么想的吧 Yeah, I'm sure Tom and Lynette felt the same way.
看看他们结局如何呢 Look where they ended up.
那我就一个人过去了 Well, I'm headed over there without you.
不 我跟你一块去 No. I'm going with you.
你说得对 You're right.
我是跟女生们出了点问题 I do have a problem with the girls.
是时候该过去把问题说清楚了 It's about time I went over there and straightened it out.
不 不行 你不能把麦克牵扯进来 No! No way. You are not bringing Mike in on this.
他不会告诉别人的 He's not gonna tell anyone,
可以信任他 we can trust him
就跟我们当时信任你 Oh, just like I could trust you
说好要严格保密一样吗 when we agreed to keep this between us?
苏珊 我们都同情你的处境 Susan, we all empathize with your position,
可我觉得告诉麦克可并不明智 But I don't think it's smart to tell Mike.
他知道有事发生 Well, he knows something is up.
这影响到了我们的婚姻 It's affecting our marriage.
等我老公去坐牢了 You know what's gonna affect my marriage
我的婚姻又会受到什么影响 when my husband goes to prison?
我觉得我们该让她告诉他 I think we should let her tell him.
我简直不能相信 I can't believe this.
我们那天晚上说好了的 We all made a pact that night.
我可不记得有谁提过 I don't remember anybody bringing up
这些附加条件 these extra conditions.
你那天晚上可没有征询过任何人的意见 Well, you weren't exactly asking anyone's opinion that night,
不是吗 布里 were you, Bree?
你这是什么意思 What is that supposed to mean?
意思是你自作主张当上了 It means you elected yourself chairman
这死人委员会的主席 of the... dead guy committee
然后替大家做了决定 and started making decisions for everyone.
你总是这样 Like you always do.
可总得有人先做决定 Well, somebody had to, Susan,
而且这人明显不会是你 and it sure as hell wasn't gonna be you.
我不想再说了 I'm done talking about this.
我来参加这次烧烤的唯一原因 The only reason I came to this barbecue
就是通知你一声 我要告诉麦克 is to let you know that I am telling Mike.
你不许去 The hell you are.
我的天 Oh my god!
加布 加布 Gaby! Gaby!
卖掉曼宁 你疯了吗 Trade Manning? What, are you out of your mind?
你想想 他的身价还会再涨吗 Think for a minute. When is his stock ever gonna be higher?
放开我 Let me go!
可以另找个很棒的球员 You could get a great player.
是啊 也许还能找个很棒的四分卫 Yeah, maybe a great quarterback,
比如曼宁 like, I don't know. Manning?
给我下来 Ow! Get off me!
姐们 别人会听见的 Girls, people can hear us!
我就说不能信任她 I told you we couldn't trust her.
我看不见了 I can't see.
-勒奈特 -住手 - Lynette! - Stop it!
我抓住了 Oh! I got it!
这怎么回事 What the hell's going on?
那个 Uh, well...
我 耳环丢了 I... lost my earring,
大家都好心帮我找呢 and the girls here were kind enough to help me look for it.
在那呢 Oh! There it is!
我昨天去采购食物了 I went food shopping yesterday.
不停地要把东西往回放 I kept having to put things back.
拿了几罐桃子 I'd take a couple of cans of peaches.
后来想起来 And then I'd remember that tom
全家只有汤姆爱吃 又放回去了 was the only one who liked them, put them back.
甜泡菜 汤姆吃的 Sweet pickles--Tom.
放回去 Put them back.
真抱歉 I am so sorry.
最近发生这么多事 With everything that's been going on,
我都没能陪着你 I haven't been there for you.
我猜我们都对这事感到歉疚 I guess we've all been guilty of that.
抱歉 苏珊 I'm sorry, Susan.
这太难捱了 This is so damn hard.
其实 麦克和汤姆不知道这事 You know, the good thing
也有个好处 那就是他们不会被牵连 about mike and tom not knowing is they can't be implicated.
如果发生什么意外 If something were to happen,
至少他们会没事 At least they'd be okay.
我们永远也不能把这事告诉任何人 是吗 We are never gonna be able to tell anybody about this, are we?
是的 No.
你能接受这一点吗 Are you gonna be able to live with that?
我尽力 I'm gonna try.
只有最好的朋友 It's only the best friends
会留守到派对结束 who stay long after the party's over
帮忙清理 to help clean up...
洗去心中歉疚的痛楚 To cleanse the pain of a guilty conscience...
拾起破裂婚姻的碎片 To pick up the pieces... of a broken marriage...
扫除死守秘密的孤独 To sweep away the loneliness of keeping a secret.
是的 Yes...
有朋友帮忙清理是好事 It's good to have friends who help clean up our messes.
但每位主妇都清楚 But every housewife knows
麻烦总是刚解决完一个 that as soon as one mess is taken care of...
下一个又接踵而至 Another one appears.
我们会发现自己 And we may find ourselves,
又回到了起点 right back where we started.
我知道你干的好事 真恶心 我要告诉别人