《绝望的主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
女士们 Ladies.
雷尼被新邻居的魅力吸引 Renee was charmed by the new neighbor.
这人归我了 Dibs.
卡洛斯为了保护加布 犯了谋杀 Trying to protect gaby, Carlos committed murder.
我们永远也不能把这事告诉任何人 We are never gonna be able to tell anybody about this.
你能接受这一点吗 Are you gonna be able to live with that?
女士们发誓保守秘密 And the women swore to keep the secret.
可接着 布里收到警告 But then Bree received a warning.
我还在世的时候 When I was alive,
布里·范德坎普是我最亲近的朋友之一 Bree Van de Kamp was one of my closest friends.
也许是因为我们有太多共同点 Maybe that's because we had so much in common.
跟布里一样 我也收到过恐吓信 Like bree, I also received a menacing letter--
这封信威胁说要粉碎我这么久以来 One that threatened to shatter the perfect life
苦心经营的美好生活 I had worked so hard to create.
我曾经在无奈之下犯下大错 You see, I had once committed a desperate act of my own.
尽管我费尽心思去掩盖 And despite my best efforts to conceal it,
可还是有人发现 并决定揭发我 someone found out and was determined to expose me.
我想过告诉朋友 I thought about telling my friends.
可我决定不要给她们增加负担 But I decided not to burden them.
我当时希望 通过自行了断 I had hoped that with one final act,
让我的所作所为都尘封为历史 I could consign my deeds to history.
可是我忘了 历史 But I had forgotten that history...
总是循环往复 has a way of repeating itself.
遇到什么有意思的事了 Something interesting?
不 不 就一封信 No. No, just a... Letter...
一个很久没联系的朋友写来的 From a friend who I haven't, uh, heard from in a while.
你还好吧 You okay?
我没事 I'm fine.
我就是有点烦 I'm just annoyed.
因为 邮递员又把加布的水费单给我了 Because the, uh, postman left me Gaby's water bill again.
你进去吧 我把它放回信箱 You go in. I'll just put it back in the box.
好吧 All right.
凯伦 Oh, Karen.
你吓着我了 你这么晚出来干什么 You scared me. What are you doing out so late?
我又不是只猫 晚上十点后还不许出门了 What am I, a cat? I'm allowed to be out past 10:00.
抱歉 你看见谁在我邮箱附近逗留过吗 I'm sorry. Have you seen anyone near my mailbox?
怎么回事 What's the problem?
我 收到一封信 I just... Got a letter.
一封很猥琐的信 An obscene letter.
就这样 That's all?
你该高兴还有人乐意猥亵你 You oughta be happy that someone still finds you obscene.
上一周 我三次被人叫成"先生" Last week, I got called "Sir" three times.
凯伦 这事不是闹着玩的 Karen! This is serious.
我得找出这信是谁放我邮箱里的 I need to find out who put this letter in my mailbox.
你都发抖了 Wow, you're really shaken up.
是的 Yes, I am.
这很烦人 This is very upsetting,
我也不知道我该怎么办 And I don't know what I'm going to do.
就一张纸条而已 布里 随它去吧 It's just a note, Bree. Let it go.
是的 布里·范德坎普和我有很多共同点 Yes, Bree Van de Kamp and I had so much in common.
我们过着相似的生活 We shared similar lives.
而现在布里开始祷告 And now Bree found herself praying
我们不会有着相似的命运 that we wouldn't share a similar fate.
在郊区独来独往的小世界里 In the divided world of the suburbs,
每个人都在寻求慰藉 Everyone is looking for a way to connect.
随意的搭讪以免于落单 They fend off loneliness with casual conversation.
跟小朋友分享旧宝物 They share old treasures with a young friend.
帮助邻居迈出困难的一步 They help a neighbor make a difficult move.
可对于卡洛斯和加布来说 But for Carlos and Gaby Solis,
他们唯一在乎的慰藉 The only connection that mattered
是浪漫相依 was the romantic one.
而每当维系这种慰藉时 And when it came to maintaining it,
加布愿意使出浑身解数 Gaby was willing to pull out all the stops.
我们这是庆祝什么呢 What are we celebrating?
新纪录 我们三十八天没性生活了 A new record. It's been 38 days since we last had sex,
这记录今天得终结 And that streak is ending tonight.
真有那么长时间了吗 Seriously, it's been that long?
三十八天 38 days.
对于性生活来说 就跟三年那么久 That's like three years in hoo-hah time.
亲爱的 我很乐意 Sweetie, I would love to,
可我工作实在是太多了 But I have way too much work to do.
不 不行 借口少来 Unh-unh. No, no. No excuses.
我换了床单 刮了腿毛 I changed the sheets, shaved my legs,
把孩子们放到麦克卢斯基家了 And dumped the kids at McCluskey's,
所以赶紧给我脱了裤子上 So drop your pants, cowboy, and saddle up.
好的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
别难过 很多男的都会这样 Don't feel bad. It happens to lots of men.
我没有过 我俩没有过 Not to me. Not to us.
这都三十八天了 Well, it has been 38 days.
可能那个小家伙忘了该怎么做了 Maybe the poor little guy forgot what to do.
这也于事无补 Not helping.
听我说 你最近压力太大了 Listen, you've been under a lot of stress lately.
放松点 So relax.
要不我给你来个舒舒服服的按摩 How about I give you a nice massage,
我们喝完香槟 然后晚点再试试 We finish the champagne, and later we try again?
加布 谢谢 但没用的 Gaby, thanks, but it's not gonna work, okay?
跟卡洛斯一样 Like Carlos,
苏珊·德尔非诺也感觉孤立无援 Susan Delfino was also feeling disconnected.
罪恶感让她的世界变得陌生而恐怖 Her guilt made the world a strange and scary place...
好像她随时有可能暴露 where she could be exposed at any moment.
站在那别动 Hey! Hold it right there!
我知道你做了什么 I know what you did.
什么 What?
没错 你可不能就这么逃掉 Yeah, and you're not getting away with it.
你以为你可以这样公然拿走一箱汽水 You thought you could walk out with a case of soda
没人注意到你吗 and no one would notice?
我忘了下面还有这些 I-I forgot those were down there.
是啊 这句我听着可真耳熟 Yeah. Right. I've never heard that one before.
女士 请你离开购物车 Ma'am, I'm gonna ask you to step away from the cart
把手放在我看得见的地方 and keep your hands where I can see 'em.
有什么问题吗 Everything okay here?
如果你认为盗窃不是问题的话 If you consider larceny okay.
德尔非诺太太 Mrs. Delfino,
我代表美景镇超市为凯文的行为道歉 On behalf of Fairview Market, I'd like to apologize for kevin.
这孩子没能进入警察学校 Seems we're all paying the price
我们都跟着遭罪 for his rejection from the police academy.
是吗 原谅我不想活在这种 Oh, well, excuse me for not wanting to live in a world
人犯了罪 还不会受惩罚的地方 where people can commit crimes without suffering the consequences.
你是个罪犯 You are a criminal.
我认识德尔非诺太太很多年了 I've known Mrs. Delfino for years.
她在品尝区吃两颗葡萄都要付钱 She pays for the grapes she eats in the produce section.
她绝不可能做什么坏事 She would never do anything bad.
我会的 Sure, I would.
什么 What?
你根本不了解我 You don't know me at all.
我是个坏人 我干了很糟糕的事 I'm a very bad person. I did a horrible thing.
我该受到惩罚 I deserve to be punished.
我来给她铐上 我从家里带来了手铐 Let me cuff her. I have cuffs. I brought 'em from home.
没人要戴手铐 No one's getting cuffed.
你下次来时 把汽水的钱付了就好了 Just... pay for the soda next time you come in.
不 不 不 你该押我进去 No, no, no. No, you need to March me inside
让我现在就付钱[付出代价] and make me pay now.
德尔非诺大大 Mrs. Delfino--
我是认真的 I'm serious.
杀一儆百 用我的惨痛教训 Make an example of me
来警示其他罪犯吧 to deter other criminals.
-好吧 带她进去 -遵命 - Fine. Take her in. - Copy that.
没错 一旦犯罪 惩罚难逃 Yep. Did the crime. Doing the time.
现实版的《死囚漫步》 Dead man walking.
哪儿出毛病了 So what's the damage?
四肢瘫痪 或者只是手 An arm and a leg? Just an arm?
连手指级别都不到 只是一个配件裂了 Not even a finger. It's a cracked fitting.
我换好了 不用付钱了 I swapped it out. It's no charge.
真的吗 我找的第一个水管工说 Really? The first guy I called
我得把整个屋子的管道换了 said I had to re-pipe the whole house.
那是忽悠你的 Oh, it's a scam.
这些管子用的是最好的铜料 These pipes are top-of-the-line copper.
装管道的人活干得不错 The guy that put 'em in did a great job.
-你怎么知道的 -因为是我装的 - How do you know? - It was me.
你刚刚帮我省了一万块钱 You just saved me 10 grand.
难怪你的口碑很好呢 No wonder people say such good things about you.
邻居嘛 都是应该的 What are neighbors for?
有需要尽管开口 Need anything else, just holler.
事实上 的确有件事 Actually, there is one thing.
我是名房地产开发商 I'm a real estate developer,
我有个新项目要破土动工 about to break ground on a new project,
我正在找帮手 And, uh, I'm looking for some help--
需要一些值得信任的本地人 local guys that I can trust.
你有兴趣吗 You interested?
你好 麦克 有空吗 Hey, Mike. Got a minute?
你好 雷尼 Um... Hey, Renee.
我们是朋友吧 We're friends, right?
这个嘛 Well...
拜托 你还免费帮我修马桶呢 Oh, come on. You fixed my toilet for free.
那不是免费的 我寄了账单给你 Um, that wasn't free. I sent you a bill.
只是你一直没有付 You just haven't paid it.
不管啦 是这么回事 Ahh. Anyway, look, here's the deal.
本喜欢我 只是他自己还没察觉到 Uh, Ben likes me. He just doesn't know it yet.
我现在需要跟他找些共同语言 Now I need to find that thing that we connect on.
你进去过他家 能给我提供些信息吗 You've been on the inside. What can you tell me about him?
他家管道是铜管 Well, he's got copper pipes.
说点关于他个人的 Something personal.
我看到一盒脆谷乐 还有个咖啡机 I saw a box of Cheerios... And a coffeemaker.
他肯定喜欢喝咖啡 除非是为客人准备的 He must like coffee. Unless it's for guests.
天呐 修天线的都比你的信息多 Oh, my god. I got more out of the cable guy,
他可是聋子 and he's deaf.
他家有什么照片吗 艺术品 Does he have any photos? Artwork?
认真想 德尔非诺 认真想 Think, Delfino, think!
好 Okay.
好的 Okay. Um...
有一块市长颁发的奖状 There was this plaque from the Mayor--
好像是嘉奖他帮助老人的 something about his work with the elderly.
是吗 Really?
他喜欢老人吗 He likes the elderly?
我也喜欢老人啊 Well, I like the elderly.
什么时候的事儿 Since when?
老人家很可爱 Oh. Old people are adorable.
我喜欢他们褶皱干瘪的面容 I love their little raisin faces
还有他们在助步车轮上安的网球 and those tennis balls they put on their walkers.
谢谢你的信息 Thanks for the tip...
好朋友 Friend.
妈 Mom!
今天过得如何 Hey, how was your day?
超棒 爸爸住的宾馆帅呆了 Awesome. Dad's hotel is so cool.
我们去泳池游泳 玩马可波罗游戏 We went swimming in the pool and played marco polo
还有跳水板让我们玩人肉水弹 and cannonballed off the diving board.
我们家怎么没有游泳池 Why don't we have a pool?
然后我们吃了汉堡包和法式薯条 And then we got hamburgers and french fries
还有超大杯的樱桃巧克力味思乐冰 and super-sized cherry cola slushies.
高糖 高咖啡因 Ah. Sugar and caffeine.
我猜你是觉得他们太年轻 I guess you figured
不能直接吸大麻吧 they were too young for Meth?
只是一杯思乐冰 It's just a slushie.
明天还要上学 而她会兴奋到凌晨两点 On a school night. She's gonna be up till 2:00 A.M.
只因为你不会拒绝她的请求 Just 'cause you couldn't say "No."
你夸大其辞了 You're blowing this out of proportion.
谁想玩百万大富翁 Who wants to play Mega Monopoly?
这跟普通大富翁差不多 但内容更丰富 It's just like regular monopoly but with more stuff.
你可以一直玩 一直玩 You just keep playing and playing
一直玩 一直玩 一直玩 and playing and playing and playing...
是啊 我夸大其辞了 Yeah. Way out of proportion.
既然我们现在分居了 Look, now that we're really separated,
我不要一直当恶人了 I refuse to be the bad guy all the time.
你要学会拒绝他们 You have got to learn to say "No."
我会拒绝啊 I say it.
今晚我们路过宠物店 Tonight when we walked past the pet shop,
他们想要一只蜘蛛猴 我拒绝了他们 they wanted a spider monkey. I said "No."
我是认真的 今时不同往日 I'm serious. Things are different now.
我不能让他们觉得住在这里是受苦受难 I'm not gonna let this be the house of pain
而你家就是人间天堂 享乐之屋 while you're living it up at the MTV beach house.
你说得对 You're right.
今时不同往日了 Things are different now.
比如 我以前会站在这里 听你训话 For instance, I used to have to stand here and listen to this.
但我现在要 拒绝了 But now I'm thinking... No.
瞧啊 我还是很擅长拒绝的 Hey, look at that. I'm getting pretty good at this "No" thing.
我们之前很久不做爱已经够糟的了 It's bad enough when we weren't even trying to have sex,
好不容易做一次还失败了 but to try and fail?
你觉得是不是跟 Well, do you think it might have something to do
卡洛斯现在受到的压力有关 with the stress Carlos is under?
我们压力都很大 知道是什么压力吗 We're all under stress. You know what's stressful?
就是39天半没有做爱了 Is not having sex for 39 1/2 days.
你打算一直念叨下去吗 You're sounding a little callous.
我也不想啊 只是性爱对我们很重要 I don't mean to. It's just, sex is important to us.
即使在我们夫妻关系艰难期 Even in our toughest times,
做爱也总能让我们重归于好 it's what always held us together.
如果我们没了性生活 我很担心我们的未来 If we don't have that, I'm worried what will happen to us.
我理解你 I get that.
来说说吧 姐妹们 So... come on, girls.
我该怎么给我们房事添点情趣 How can I spice things up in the bedroom?
真难以置信 Is this actually happening?
加布丽尔·索利斯向我们咨询性爱秘诀 Gabrielle Solis is asking us for sex tips?
是啊 真是大灾难啊 I know! It's the apocalypse.
如果你不介意刺眼的灯光和 Well, if you don't mind harsh lighting
公然的女性歧视 你可以看看色情片 and blatant misogyny, you can always watch a porno.
看过 自拍过 腻了 下一个 Watched one. Filmed one. Next.
给你来点劲爆的 This may shock you,
有时我和麦克会在公共场所做爱 but sometimes Mike and I like doing it in public.
我们当中某些人甚至在圣诞嘉年华上 Huh. Those of us who wandered
偷溜进圣诞老人工作车间做爱呢 by Santa's workshop at the Christmas carnival--
一点都不劲爆 Not that shocked.
你们可以试试角色扮演 You could try role-playing.
有一次 我扮成法国女佣 Once, I dressed up in a French maid's costume,
奥森扮成顽固污渍 被我"蹂躏" and Orson pretended to be a stubborn stain.
你们干嘛都那样看着我 And why is everybody looking at me?
言归正传 姐妹们 Seriously, guys,
我需要尝试些新玩法 I need some new moves.
我在学校认识过一位小朋友的妈妈 Well, there's this one mom at school--
我保证过不说出她真名的 and I promised I wouldn't use her name--
贝蒂·坎宁安 Betty Cunningham--
专门雇了一名脱衣舞女教她 who hired a stripper to teach her
跳脱衣舞来取悦她丈夫 how to give her husband a lap dance.
我想不出能从脱衣舞娘那里学到什么 Well, I don't know what a stripper could teach me,
但还是值得一试 but it's worth a shot.
你真觉得那样有用吗 You really think that's gonna work?
说不定呢 Why wouldn't it?
因为 我明白卡洛斯的问题出在哪里 Because... I get where Carlos is coming from.
那种罪恶感会让你惶惶不可终日 This kind of guilt can really mess with your head.
你有什么事想跟我们谈谈吗 Something you wanna talk about?
好吧 几天前 Okay, the other day,
我从超市提着一箱汽水出来 忘了付钱 I accidentally took a case of soda from the supermarket,
随后 保安跑来朝我狂吼 and the security guard started yelling at me.
起初 我很抗拒 And at first, I was like, "No,"
但随后 我接受了 我罪有应得 but then I was like "Yes, I deserve it.
我理应受到惩处 I deserve to be punished."
当众受到羞辱 感觉良心好受很多 It felt right to be publicly humiliated like that,
你们干嘛都那样看着我 and why is everybody looking at me?
因为你向来疯人疯语 'Cause there's a bucket of crazy where your head used to be.
就是我现在是疯了 So now I'm crazy.
你说过我们彼此可以谈这些的 I thought you said I could talk to you about this stuff.
你当然可以 You can,
我们很欣赏你与自己良心的抗争 and we appreciate what you're grappling with.
但你也不能如此高调 But you cannot go around attracting attention like that.
太危险了 It's not safe.
正解 Exactly.
现在就此打住 然后给我弄杯咖啡去 So knock it off and go get me some more coffee!
干嘛 她就喜欢别人朝她大呼小叫 What? She likes to be yelled at.
[我知道你干的好事 真恶心 我要告诉别人]
你在呢 Hey, you.
我还以为你在上班 Uh, I thought you were, uh, at work.
我断言 美景镇 I pronounce the city of fairview
绝对安全 我得以抽空陪我女人吃饭 safe enough to have lunch with my girl.
太好了 Oh, that would be lovely,
不过我还有事要忙 真糟糕 but I have something I need to do. Shoot.
是吗 什么事 Oh, yeah? Like what?
什么 What?
除非 除非是个不可告人的秘密 Unless it's a-- it's a big secret.
是个惊天大秘密吗 Is it a big secret?
查克 Chuck.
抱歉 你说的对 我 I'm sorry. You're right. I...
你无需向我作任何解释 You don't owe me any explanations.
我只想确保我们的关系甜蜜如初 I just... I just need to know that we're okay.
查克 Chuck...
我对你的爱从未改变 My feelings for you have not changed,
想你是我每天的任务之一 just my schedule for the day.
那就好 Well, that's good,
因为猜忌是警察求之不得的天赋 because suspicion can be a great trait in police work,
但却是爱情关系的毒药 but it's horrible in a relationship.
问问我前任就知道 Just ask my ex.
我不想再重蹈覆辙 I never wanna be that guy again.
你好啊 亲爱的凯伦 Hello there, Karen.
你叫我凯伦 "Karen"?
怎么不是"雀斑婆" What happened to "Liver spot"
或者"老不死" Or "6 feet under"
或是你起的另一些"昵称"呢 Or one of your other cute nicknames?
不 我就不进来了 No, no, I can't come in!
我是来给你送上我亲手做的家常菜 I'm just dropping off another home-cooked meal!
什么菜 你干嘛这么大声 What meal? What the hell are you yelling for?
打开看看 Just lift the napkin.
50块 你又玩什么猫腻 50 bucks. What's the catch?
别刻意转过头去看 但你看见本在那边了吗 Don't look now, but do you see Ben over there?
低调点 Subtle.
总之 他对老年人关爱有加 Anyway, he has a soft spot for old people,
所以我要让他知道 我也如此 And as far as he knows, so do I.
别客气 您那布满皱纹的笑脸 No, no, your crinkled little smile
就是对我最好的回馈 is thanks enough for me.
你把我当宠物爱抚吗 Are you petting me?
在本面前替我美言几句 Just say nice things about me to ben.
告诉他我给你送菜之类的善事 Tell him I bring you meals, that kind of stuff.
那样的话50块可不够啊 Well, it's a pretty big favor for 50 bucks.
考虑到我对你的厌恶 再加50 Considering I don't like you, I'll do it for $100.
行 Fine.
明天我给你送张百元大钞 Tomorrow I'll bring you a c-note
顺便再带个布丁过来 成交吧 and a jell-o mold. Deal?
雷尼 oh, Renee.
愿主保佑你的善良 你对我真好 Bless your heart. You're so good to me.
不 是你丰富了我的人生 No, you're the one who enriches my life.
那些快乐 The joy I get...
把手放下 他走了 hands off. He's gone.
上帝啊 Oh, my god.
你以为是我寄的吗 You think I sent this?
你知道我看到这个什么感觉吗 You have any idea how this makes me feel?
请原谅 我不觉得这封信 Forgive me. I didn't think it was possible
足以挫伤一个杀人犯的自尊 to damage the self-esteem of a murderer.
是坦白招供的杀人犯 A confessed murderer.
我在你眼里是这么卑鄙的人吗 And this--this is the only way you can see me?
保罗 保罗 Paul! Paul.
求你了 Please.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我收到信后整个人都惊慌失措 I've just been so panicked since I got it.
这跟玛丽·艾莉丝当年那封一字不差 It has the exact same wording as the letter Mary Alice received.
对 Yes.
太诡异了 That's very weird.
但你为何如此激动 But why are you so worked up about it?
玛丽·艾莉丝收信的那一刻 肯定也很激动吧 I believe Mary Alice got a little worked up when she got hers.
那是因为她有难言之隐 可你没有 But she was hiding something. You aren't.
是吧 Right?
当然没有 Of course not.
显然 这只是个恶作剧罢了 It's obviously just a cruel prank,
但我还是想找出幕后黑手 But I still wanna know who's responsible.
那个人肯定知道当年玛丽收到的那封信 It had to be someone who knew about the original note.
让我想想 玛莎·胡博反正肯定知道 Well, let's see. Obviously there's Martha Huber.
很明显 不是她 Obviously she didn't send it.
那就是你 Then there's you,
苏珊 勒奈特 加布了 Susan, Lynette, Gaby.
你肯定已经问过她们了吧 I assume you've already asked them.
其实 我还没跟她们提到这个 Uh, actually, I-I haven't mentioned it to the girls yet.
因为我自己都没弄清楚是怎么回事 I-I still haven't figured out exactly what it is.
不管是怎么回事 Well, whatever it is,
别独自承受 don't keep it to yourself.
要是玛丽·艾莉丝找你们姐妹分担一下 If Mary Alice had shared her note with you girls...
一切也许就是... things might have turned out...
完全不同的结局 A whole different way.
你明知道今天是回收日吧 You know it's recycling day.
那又如何 So?
看上去你要 So it looks like you're about
把厨房垃圾丢进回收桶 to put kitchen garbage in your recycling bin.
但愿我不会受到惩罚 Oh. I hope I don't get punished.
瞧瞧 我把吃剩的火鸡 Oh, here I am, dropping a turkey carcass
丢进回收桶了哦 in with the recycling.
你看着我干嘛 关我屁事 And here I am, not giving a crap.
禁止吸烟
被你抓到啦 Uh-oh. You got me.
给我一支吧 Can I bum one?
我家黄脸婆逼我戒了 My old lady made me quit.
免费试吃 每人仅限两块
17 17...
18 18...
19 19...
谢天谢地 那些是上周剩的 Thank god. Those were from last week.
你好 你是叫本吧 Hello. Uh, Ben, isn't it?
正是 Yes.
听着 Uh, listen, uh,
我刚在和麦克卢斯基夫人聊天 I was just talking to Mrs. McCluskey,
我得说 我之前误会你了 And I gotta say, I really misjudged you.
-是吗 -是 - Oh? - Yeah.
她告诉我你无微不至地照顾着她 She was telling me all the ways you've helped her.
我觉得我不过是在为上帝分忧 Well, I like to think I'm doing God's work,
直到她在睡眠中安然离世或类似的 You know, until he takes her in her sleep or what have you.
我不知道你是否清楚 Yeah, I don't know if you knew this,
我也喜欢帮助老人 but I'm quite involved with seniors myself.
不是吧 瞧瞧咱俩 情投意合啊 Get out! Look at us, having things in common.
是啊 Yeah.
我还能帮你什么忙吗 So is there something else I can help you with?
实际上 还真有 你今晚有空吗 Actually, yes. Are you free tonight?
嘿 儿子 Hey, buddy.
今晚你想吃什么 What are you thinking for dinner tonight?
墨西哥菜 中国菜 Mexican? Chinese?
实际上 瑞奇·科恩会开个派对 Actually, there's a party at Rich Cohen's
我想去 I was hoping to go to.
是吗 别抱太大期望 Yeah? Don't hope too hard.
为什么啊 Why not?
记得瑞奇13岁生日那次吗 Remember when Rich turned 13?
那可是唯一一个被警察叫停的 It was the only bar mitzvah ever shut down
犹太成人仪式 by the police.
我不信任他的父母 I don't trust his parents.
他们出城了 这下你该满意了吧 Well, if you makes you feel better, they're out of town.
无人监管的派对 更不靠谱 Ooh, an unsupervised party? Even better.
我们就吃点匹萨 看看电影什么的 We're just gonna be eating pizza and watching movies and stuff,
瑞奇的哥哥也会在 And Rich's older brother will be there.
更不靠谱了 还有人出钱买啤酒 Perfect. Someone to buy the beer.
所以你这次又要说不同意吗 So you're saying "No"? Again?
我没说不同意 问你爸爸吧 I'm not saying no. I'm saying ask your dad.
我来送支票 Hey! I'm just dropping off a check.
等等 帕克有事要问你 Hang on a sec. Parker has something he wants to ask you.
帕克 Parker.
今晚瑞奇·科恩家有个派对 我能去吗 Can I go to a party at Rich Cohen's house tonight?
你妈妈怎么说 What did your mom say?
他妈让他问他爸 His mom said he should ask his dad.
那个 他父母会在场 对吧 Oh. Well... H-his parents are gonna be there, right?
不 父母不在 Nope. No parents.
瑞奇·科恩 And... Rich Cohen--
他的犹太成人仪式是不是出了乱子 Didn't something happen at his bar mitzvah?
何止 喝酒的喝酒 抽大麻的抽大麻 Lots of things happened-- drinking, pot smoking,
惠特克家的姑娘还怀孕了 The Whittaker girl got pregnant.
听起来你已经做出决定了嘛 It sounds like you already made up your mind here.
不不不 No, no, no.
我没做决定 这事完全由你拍板 I have not made up my mind. It is entirely up to you.
老爸 听到了吗 完全由你拍板 You hear that, dad? Entirely up to you.
你妈妈似乎觉得 Well... I-it seems like your mom doesn't think
这不是个好主意 this is a good idea--
我可没说 I didn't say that.
我没觉得这不是个好主意 I don't not think it's a good idea.
那你觉得这是个好主意 Oh, so you do do think it's a good idea.
我不觉得这不是个 不好的 主意 I don't not think it's not... not... a good idea.
我被你俩绕晕了 Okay, I'm confused.
如果你妈妈不反对 Well, if your mom's not saying "No,"
我也不会反对的 I'm not saying "No" either.
如果你爸爸不反对 Oh! Well, if your dad's not saying "No,"
我肯定也不会说反对的 I'm sure as hell not going to say "No."
那就是同意了吗 So is that a "Yes"?
反正不是不同意 Well... it's not a "No."
太棒了 Sweet.
你确定这玩意儿安全吗 Are you sure this thing is safe?
我儿子天天爬上来扮演消防员 My son plays fireman on mine all the time.
你想看照片吗 Do you wanna see a picture?
别把事情搞的更可悲了 Let's not make this sadder than it is.
我丈夫在房事上出了一点小问题 All right, so my husband's having a little problem in the bedroom.
"香肠"软了吗 With his wiener?
是的 香肠的问题 Yes, with his... wiener.
你不用担心 因为我差不多算个医生 Well, you can relax, because I'm like a doctor,
好多老女人都遇到过此类问题 And I see this problem all the time with older women.
"老" 抱歉 "Older"? Excuse me.
咱俩也没差多少岁吧 I don't think our ages are that far apart.
你哪年出生的 When were you born?
1992年 1992.
我也是 好了 闲话说够了 Me, too. All right, enough chitchat.
让我瞧瞧我要学些什么 Give me a taste of what I'm gonna learn here.
好吧 我照做 Okay. I'd do ya.
让我试试 Let me try.
刚才是高难度动作 That was kind of advanced.
我觉得我们还是先从容易的练起吧 I was thinking maybe we could start with something simple,
比如在椅子上扭屁股 like grinding on a chair.
够了 我又不是老太太 Okay, will you stop treating me like a grandma?
我做瑜伽 跳健身舞 还有跆拳道 I do yoga and zumba and kickboxing.
我身材好得很 I'm in excellent shape.
好啦 Okay.
不错嘛 Not bad.
把屁股翘起来 双腿分开 Okay, now ass up, legs out,
记住 慢慢来才性感 And remember, slow is sexy.
天啊 Oh, my god.
看起来容易做起来难 Okay. Uh... A little harder than it looks.
别担心 你很快就会学会的 No worries. You'll pick it up in no time.
最多六个月 Six months tops.
什么 我可等不了那么久 What?! I can't wait that long.
我需要你的动作 你的身材 I need your moves, your body...
我的下半身 但我今晚就必须像你那样 My ass, but basically I need to be you by tonight.
你今晚有空吗 Hey, what are you doing tonight?
我在双D酒吧有演出 I'm headlining at Double D's.
我付你三倍工资 If I triple your pay,
今晚你能在这里做开场秀吗 would you mind being the opening act here?
本 我不知道这里的食物是否美味 Ben, I don't know how the food is,
但我已经爱上这家餐馆了 but I already love this restaurant.
我们是这里最年轻的 We are the youngest people here.
这里可不是餐馆 Oh, this isn't a restaurant.
这里是老年中心 This is the senior center.
本·福克纳活动室欢迎你的光临 Welcome to the Ben Faulkner Function Room.
我们该不会是在这儿吃饭吧 We're not eating here, are we?
不是 我们是来服务的 No, no, we're serving.
等他们吃完 有剩下的咱们就吃 We can eat afterwards if there are, you know, leftovers.
那挺好 Oh, fun.
可是我 没有工装 Uh, but I'm-- I'm a little underdressed.
这儿有 There you go.
这下都配齐了 There. Now you're perfect.
加布 瞎过眼的人 Gaby, F.Y.I., guys who used to be blind
可不喜欢重新回到黑暗之中 don't enjoy reliving it.
别紧张 好戏就要上演了 Relax. You're gonna love this.
往后坐 Now just sit back
好戏开始喽 and get ready for takeoff.
没错吧 Yeah.
你最近炼得很勤啊 Wow. You've been working out.
那是 不过你摸的不是我 I have... but that's not my ass.
这可是专业人士 It's a professional's.
达科塔 Meet Dakota.
这是怎么回事 什么情况 What the hell? What is this?
这是你老婆送你的礼物 A gift from your wife.
我在双D酒吧上班 I work at Double d's,
是州际边上的那家 out by the interstate.
不是机场旁边传染肝病的那家 Not the one by the airport that had the hepatitis scare.
你竟然找来一个脱衣舞女郎 You hired a stripper.
这只是热热身 Only as a warm-up act.
等她一会儿走了 Then later on, she'll clear out,
重头戏还是咱们俩 and it's just you and me for the main event.
不行 这我不干 Nope. Not doing this.
等等 我有办法 你坐下 Hang on. Idea. Sit down.
你这是要干什么 Oh! Okay. What are you doing?
我不 I don't...
天啊 他说得对 Oh, my god. He's right.
你的身体 就像海豚一样灵活 Your body-- it's like a dolphin.
配合一点 Give it a little spank.
没什么比百合前戏 Nothing will fix his problem quicker
更能解决他的问题 than a little girl-on-girl action.
我的"问题" My "Problem."
你告诉她了 You told her.
快点 跟我亲热 Okay, quick. Make out with me.
你知不知道这让我多没面子 Do you have any idea how embarrassing this is for me?
谢谢你 大师 你可以走了 Thank you, doctor. You can go now.
你怎么能这么做 How could you do that to me?
还不是想让性生活回到正轨 Try to get our sex life back on track.
卡洛斯 即使在最艰难的时刻 Carlos, even at our worst,
咱们也能通过它来解决问题 this is the one thing that's always worked for us.
我就是想让生活回归正常 I just want us to get back to normal.
那是绝对不可能的 We're never going back to normal!
你还不明白吗 Don't you understand that?!
我的所作所为 What I did...
是挥之不去的 You can't wish it away.
它会一直跟着我 It is with me all the time,
不管是我醒着 Whether I'm awake
睡着 or asleep...
还是和你亲热 or trying to make love to you.
对不起 我以为自己能改变些什么 I'm sorry. I just wish there was something I could do.
你省省吧 There's not.
这是什么 What's that?
我不知道 I don't know.
好不好吃 Is it good?
给你个提示 Let me clue you in on something.
天下没有免费的美食 Food is usually either good or free.
你怎么穿的这么好看 How come you're dressed so fancy?
因为是那边的澳洲帅哥约我来的 Because I'm on a date with that hot Aussie over there.
他事先没告诉我是怎样的一个约会 He just failed to mention what the date was.
本让你穿成这样来当服务员 Ben brought you to sling food dressed like that?
亲爱的 他肯定是逗你玩呢 Honey, I think he's messing with you.
但愿你玩笑够了 I hope you had a good laugh.
我这么给你戴上 就算客气的了 Be thankful I shoved that on your head.
否则有你好看的 There was another option.
雷尼 等等 Renee, stop.
干嘛 还想继续逗我玩吗 Why? So you can mock me some more?
我没有逗你玩 I wasn't mocking you.
我是说 你确实有点活该 Okay, but I mean, you did kinda deserve it--
你之前那些"我爱老年人"的假模假式 I mean, your whole "I heart old people" thing.
我那是想找到咱们的共同点 I was trying to find something we had in common,
现在才发现咱俩真没什么共同点 and now I know we have nothing in common.
你是做慈善的大好人 You're a good person who does things like this,
而我 就是我 And... I'm me.
你不是好人吗 You're not a good person?
我可不是 No, Ben, I'm not.
实话说 做慈善让我觉得恶心 Because truthfully, doing charity makes me nauseous.
深表同感 Yeah, me, too.
什么 What?
慈善也让我不舒服 但我知道原因 Makes me uncomfortable, too, but I know why that is.
你知道吗 Do you?
我不想谈这个 I don't want to talk about this.
怎么 你不敢说实话吗 Why? You afraid of saying something truthful?
我妈 过世后 When my mom... died,
我就被亲戚们踢来踢去 I was bounced around from relative to relative,
他们大多数都是穷脏鬼 Most of them dirt-poor.
我们接受了很多慈善帮助 We were on the receiving end of a lot of charity.
我在这样的救济中心待过很长一段时间 I spent plenty of time in places like this.
我厌恶这个地方 And I hated it.
你是说有人施舍你东西 They hand you something--
比如有压痕的罐头或是一件难看的衣服 A, uh, a dented can of food or an ugly shirt.
还有人逼你说"快谢谢这个漂亮阿姨" And someone tells you, "Say 'thank you' to the nice lady."
你虽照做 但心里想喊的是"我恨你" And you do, but secretly, you wanna scream, "I hate you."
我理解被施舍的感觉 I know what it's like to claw your way out of something.
瞧啊 Look at us...
咱们总算有共同点了 having things in common.
终于来了 It's about time.
有什么事吗 警察先生 Is there a problem, officer?
你占用了消防车道 Yeah. You're parked in a fire zone.
真倒霉 我还真占了道 Oh! Darn the luck, I am.
看来你要给我开一张 Well, sounds like somebody's gonna be slapped
巨额罚单了 with a pretty steep fine.
没错 我是该给你开张罚单 Yeah, I should write you a ticket.
可是你要是保证下不为例 But if you promise not to do it again,
我就只给你一个口头警告 I'll let you off with a warning.
什么 为什么 What? Why would you do that?
-因为我当爸爸了 -天啊 - 'Cause I'm a new dad. - Oh, Jeuz.
我女儿阿比盖尔·桃乐西·布洛屋卡 Abigail Dorothy Brovka,
体重三公斤多 8 pounds, 6 ounces.
我太开心了 I'm just so happy,
心里充满爱意 Filled with love.
只要不是三重谋杀 Anything short of a triple murder,
我都会睁一只眼闭一只眼 I'm pretty much looking the other way.
别别别 不要闭一只眼 No, no. No, don't look the other way.
你睁眼看看我这儿 No, look this way.
我犯了法 就要受到惩罚 Laws have been broken. There must be consequences.
我只想快点回家看我的宝贝儿 I just wanna get home to my baby.
你看她 包得严严实实的 I mean, look at her, all wrapped up
像是美景镇最可口的小肉卷 like the tastiest little burrito in fairview.
-真是个可人儿 -是啊 - Oh, look at that. - Yeah.
你这可就不对了 That was not cool.
遗憾的是 我总是多带一张以防万一 Now fortunately for you, I always carry a backup.
你开玩笑吗 Are you kidding me?
我得怎么做你才会逮捕我 What do I have to do to get arrested here?
女士 我以前遇到你这种人很抓狂 Lady, people like you used to drive me nuts.
可现在这个小天使进入了我的生活 But nothing can faze me now that this sweet little girl's
什么都招惹不到我 come into my life.
这个所谓的小天使 长了对招风耳 Well, that sweet little girl-- she's got dumbo ears.
女士 请你转过身 Ma'am, you can turn around
把手放在背后 and put your hands behind your back.
你有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
但你说的每句话都有可能 Anything you say can and will be used against you
成为呈堂证供 in a court of law.
嗨 麦克 Hey, Mike.
我这出了点问题 Um, I, uh, I've got a bit of a problem.
或许你能帮我解决 Maybe you can help me out with it.
我尽力而为 什么问题 I can try. What's the problem?
就是你 You.
我没法和你一条心 怎么能安心雇佣你 How am I supposed to hire you when I can't get you bonded?
谁能想到麦克·德尔菲诺 Who knew? Mike Delfino,
住在郊外的慈父 suburban dad,
打理着这条街最整洁的草坪 guy who keeps the neatest lawn on the block,
会是个前科犯 ex con?
没错 Yep.
你什么时候才打算提起 And you were gonna mention this when?
我很抱歉 但我刚与人结识 Look, I'm sorry. It's not something I tend to lead with
不大会主动说起这段历史 when I meet somebody.
因为你再也不是那种人了 'Cause you're not that guy anymore.
没错 That's right.
一个色鬼条子企图强奸你的女友 A bad cop tried to rape your girlfriend,
而你为了保护她和他殊死搏斗 and you fought him to protect her.
告诉我 你为什么不愿再成为那种人 Tell me why you wouldn't wanna be that guy anymore.
那是很久前了 It was a long time ago.
我还是个毛小子 I was a kid,
现在我了解到生活不是我想的那么简单 and I've learned life's a lot more complicated than I thought.
不对 你说错了 Nah. Nah.
生活就是那么简单 Life is brutally simple.
生活就是得你所欲 护你所爱 Life is getting what you want and protecting who you love...
其他做法都是软弱的表现 and everything else is weakness.
像你这样的人 A guy like you...
你这样的人应该了解 Guy like you knows it.
本 如果你说这些只是想告诉我 Ben, if this is all just to tell me
你不雇我 那我理解 you can't use me, i undetand.
不 你理解错了 我不是那意思 No, no, no, no, I didn't say that.
我是说我无法和你一条心 I said I couldn't bond you.
我当然可以雇你 I can definitely use you.
我希望你已经冷静一点了 I hope you've cooled off a bit.
是啊 和一个醉酒异装癖 Yeah. Well, uh, spending a few hours in a cell
一起关在牢里几小时的确有这效果 with a drunk transvestite will do that to you.
顺便说一句 你的宝宝挺可爱的 Your baby's cute, by the way.
我敢说她耳朵会慢慢正常的 I swear she'll grow into those ears.
谢谢 你叫来接你的那家伙在这 Thanks. The guy you called to pick you up is here.
卡洛斯 多谢你能来 Carlos, thanks for coming.
我没法打给麦克 而且 I couldn't call Mike, and, uh,
我也不想让姑娘们难过 所以 I didn't wanna upset the girls, so...
你没事吧 You okay?
他们说你殴打了一个摩托警 They told me you assaulted a motorcycle cop.
其实我只是给了摩托车一脚 Actually, it was just a motorcycle.
这可不像你的作为 That doesn't sound like you.
我最近 I've been...
做事一直有点奇怪 in this weird place lately.
我总是干坏事 希望被逮捕 I keep doing things, hoping to get caught.
这样有帮助吗 Does it help?
也就能轻松五分钟 For five minutes.
然后负罪感就又回来了 And then I just feel guilty again.
我只是不知该怎么摆脱这种状态 I just don't know how to pull myself out of this.
我懂 I get it.
加布一直逼我表现得一切正常 Gaby keeps pushing me to act like everything is normal.
我想我们应该把秘密烂在肚子里 I guess we're just supposed to stuff everything down
然后继续生活 and move on.
但那是不可能的 But that's impossible.
姑娘们玩着扑克 The girls are playing poker
表现得好像一切正常 但事实并非如此 and acting like things are fine, and they're not.
能有人谈谈真好 It is nice to be able to talk about this.
是啊 It is.
你想去喝杯咖啡吗 Do you wanna get some coffee?
听起来不错 Sounds good.
帕克 是我 Parker, it's me.
天色晚了 你还好吗 It's getting late. Is everything okay?
啥事没有 尊敬的女士 Everything is fine, m'lady.
你是谁 Who's this?
托夫 Toph.
如果这是炮友来电 那托夫很乐意加入 If this is a booty call, Toph is ready to fill in.
帕克在哪 Where is Parker?
我不知道 伙计 I don't know, man.
现在这里 It's kind of
大家都自顾不暇了 a "Lord of the flies" situation here.
所以 我们是来一炮还是怎样 So... are we hooking up or what?
帕克 Parker!
让一让 打扰一下 我在找我儿子 Excuse me, excuse me. I'm looking for my son,
帕克·斯加沃 但愿你们认识他 Parker Scavo-- I'm hoping you know him.
倒立灌 倒立灌 倒立灌 Keg stand! Keg stand! Keg stand! Keg stand!
现在我但愿你们不认识他 And now I'm hoping you don't.
倒立灌 倒立灌 倒立灌 Keg stand! Keg stand! Keg stand! Keg stand!
慢着 这可是私人派对 Whoa, hold on. This is a private party.
我进去一会就好 Uh, I'll just be a minute.
你是哪根葱啊 缉毒警吗 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you, some kind of narc?
不 我就是来找我儿子 No, I'm just looking for my son,
我发誓我不是缉毒警 I swear. I'm not a narc.
缉毒警都这么说 Exactly what a narc would say.
小子 让开 Step aside, kid.
我拒绝 女士 Lady, I said no.
听我说 我儿子在里面某个地方 Listen to me. My son is here somewhere,
他可能酩酊大醉 说不定受了惊吓 and he is probably drunk and probably terrified,
我一定得找到他 and I have got to find him.
抱歉 我们绝不能让缉毒警进入派对 Sorry. There's no way we're letting a narc into our party.
我不是 服了你了 I am not... Ugh!
好吧 Okay.
缉毒警会这么做吗 Would a narc do this?
扶腿 Legs!
倒立灌 倒立灌 倒立灌 Keg stand! Keg stand! Keg stand! Keg stand! Keg stand!
勒奈特 Lynette?
汤姆 Uh... Tom!
事情不是你看到的这样 我没喝酒 This isn't what it looks like. I haven't been drinking.
我是说 喝的不多 你来这干嘛 I mean, a little. What are you doing here?
帕克打电话让我去接他 Parker called me to pick him up
-因为他喝得烂醉如泥 -他在哪儿 - because he drank too much. - Where is he?
他在车上 他让我回来取他的手机 He's in the car. He sent me back because he lost his phone.
他没事吧 Is he okay?
他全身都是呕吐物 但愿是他自己吐的 He's covered in puke, which I'm hoping is--is his.
老天啊 Oh, god.
都是你的错同意他来这种地方 This is your fault for letting him come here.
我的错 你本可以阻止他的 My fault? You could have stopped him.
拜托 你明知那是个馊主意 Oh, please. You knew it was a bad idea.
你就是一心要考验我 You were just too busy testing me.
不 我是给你机会 No, I was giving you a chance
让你担负起做父亲的责任 to stand up and be a father.
现在我们那16岁的儿子 Now we've got a 16-year-old son
得靠我们用浇花的水管给他清洗 We have to clean off with a garden hose.
你可真是考验我啊 I guess you showed me.
他睡了吗 He asleep?
嗯 我猜是吧 Yeah. I thought
等他酒醒了 再惩罚他吧 Let him sober up before we punish him.
我知道我不该同意他今晚去的 I know I shouldn't have let him go tonight.
但如今的情形 But right now saying "Yes"
我唯一的对策就是只能说同意 is the only move I've got.
对策 "Move"?
你当是什么呢 What is this?
你把这当做比赛 一心要赢吗 Some kind of game you're trying to win?
勒奈特 你不知道分居一事对我的巨大冲击 Lynette, you have no idea what this is like for me.
20年来 我都有例行的睡前安排 For 20 years, I had the same bedtime ritual.
我刷完牙 去孩子们的房间 I-I brushed my teeth, and I'd go look at
看看他们安睡的样子 each kid sleeping,
不管白天发生了多么不愉快的事 And no matter what crap happened during the day,
能看到我最重要的家人们安然入眠就好 I knew the things that mattered were okay.
现在我的睡前安排 Now my ritual...
就只剩刷牙了 I brush my teeth.
对 没错 So, yes.
我在尽我所能地保证我跟他们共度的 I'm doing everything I can to make the little time
周末短暂时光 是他们一周最开心的时刻 That I spend with them the best part of their week.
那你成功了 Wow. You're succeeding.
当我看见他们冲向汽车 When I see them sprint out to the car,
看见爸爸如此兴奋 So excited to see daddy,
我内心隐隐觉得 真好 Part of me thinks, great.
孩子们对我们分居没意见 但我又感到... They're okay with this, and part of me thinks...
噢完了 Oh, crap.
孩子们更喜欢你 I'm losing them to you.
所以说你也想赢不是吗 So you're trying to win, too.
不 No.
我只是... I just...
我明白你的感受 I understand how you feel.
我们能撑过去的唯一办法 And the only way we're gonna get through this
就是我们不再纠结... Is if we stop worrying about...
谁是赢家 Who wins.
我很抱歉给你造成压力 I'm sorry to burden you with this,
但我再也无法独自承受了 But I just couldn't keep it to myself anymore.
为什么不呢 你干嘛非得告诉我啊 Why not? Why did you have to tell me?
憋在心里可是你的拿手好戏啊 Repression is, like, your thing.
好吧 就算有人知情 Okay, let's--let's say someone knows.
他们又没来向我们索要钱财 They're not asking us for money.
也没有敲诈我们 They're not trying to blackmail us.
我看 在他们传递真实意图之前 I say until they tell us what they want,
我们就装作一切正常 We just act like everything's normal.
只不过我现在要多喝点了 Except I'm drinking a lot more.
你觉得我们不该告诉她们两个吗 You don't think we should tell the others?
肯定不能告诉苏珊 她都已经慌乱阵脚了 Well, we can't tell Susan. She's already flipping out.
你说的对 我们也不该告诉勒奈特 You're right. And we shouldn't tell Lynette,
她的婚姻正遭遇不顺 Given what's going on in her marriage.
也不能告诉卡洛斯 Or Carlos,
我的性福已荡然无存了 given what's going on in mine.
你觉得我们就静候其变吗 So you don't think we should do anything?
倒是有件事我一直督促你要去做呢 Well, there is one thing I've been telling you you need to do.
赶快甩掉查克 Get rid of chuck!
你说的对 的确 但是... You're right. I should, but, um--
但是什么 But what?
说出来很奇怪 This is gonna sound strange.
他让我觉得很有安全感 He makes me feel safe.
安全感 我听着真觉得很奇怪 Safe? Yeah, I do think that's strange,
尤其是现在某个神经病已经知道了我们的事 Especially now that some lunatic knows.
你必须和他做个了结 而且要当机立断 But you've got to end this, and you've got to end it now.
查克 Chuck?
真有意思啊 Now isn't that funny?
我刚刚还在琢磨 I was just thinking to myself,
一会儿谁来给我搓背啊 "How am I gonna wash my back in the shower?"
然后你就进来了 And then you walk in.
心有灵犀啊 Serendipity, huh?
对不起 我就不洗了吧 Sorry. I'm gonna pass.
好吧 Okay.
是不是... Is, um...
你心里有什么事啊 something on your mind?
以后再说 It can wait.
-布里 -快去吧 去洗澡吧 - Bree... - Go ahead. Take your shower.
喂 Hello?
有来自美景镇劳教所的电话找您 I have a collect call from Fairview
接听需要付费 Correctional Institution.
您愿意支付费用吗 Will you accept the charges?
是的 Yes.
布里 我是保罗·杨 Bree, it's Paul Young.
我一直在思考你问我的那事 I've been thinking about what you asked me
谁可能会知道玛丽·艾莉丝收到的便条 You know, who might have known about Mary Alice's note.
谁 Yeah?
当我供认杀害玛莎·胡博一案时 When I confessed to the murder of Martha Huber,
我曾向警方提起过 I mentioned the letter to the police.
你还记得是哪些警察吗 Well, do you remember who these policemen were?
那个探长是个高个子男人 The main detective was a tall guy
大家都叫他彭斯或凡斯什么的 With a short name like, uh, Pence or Vince.
是万斯吗 查克·万斯 Was it Vance? Chuck Vance?
对 没错 Yes, that's it.
我得挂了 I have to go.
我明白这是我洗澡时间最短的一次 Okay. I know that was the shortest shower I've ever taken,
但我... but I...
我真不喜欢你之前脸上的表情 I really didn't like the look on your face before.
跟我说实话吧 布里 Be honest with me, Bree.
你是不是要跟我分手 Are you about to break up with me?
当然不是 Of course not.
事实上 我想和你一起进去洗呢 In fact, let's get you back in that shower.
是的 在郊区独来独往的小世界里 Yes, in the divided world of the suburbs,
每个人都在寻求慰藉 Everyone is looking for some way to make a connection.
有些人的慰藉 源自对儿女的共同呵护 Some seek to connect by focusing on a greater good...
有些人 源自对相似经历的袒露 Some by revealing a common history...
有些人 源自对无解伤痛的分担 Some by sharing a pain no one else can heal.
当然也有些人 Then there are those
曾经拼劲全力地寻找那份慰藉 Who once sought to make a connection...
如今却不顾一切地想要逃离 That they now want desperately to escape.