《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
雷尼担心本有外遇 Renee feared Ben was cheating.
正当万斯警探步步逼近... And with Detective Vance closing in...
我们需要请律师吗 Do you think we need a lawyer?
姑娘们 没必要请律师 Lawyers won't be necessary, ladies.
苏珊想一走了之 Susan wanted to flee.
我万一被捕 可能要坐好多年牢 If I get caught, I could go away for a lot of years.
勒奈特去向汤姆求助 Lynette went to Tom for help.
你不能去巴黎 现在不行 You can't go to Paris, not now.
我是一桩谋杀案的帮凶 I'm an accessory to murder.
卡洛斯在戒酒期间消失 Carlos disappeared from rehab.
他俩小时前自己退房走了 He checked himself out two hours ago.
什么 你干嘛不拦住他 What? Why didn't you stop him?
我的非正式调查就要正式立案了 My unofficial investigation's about to go official.
就在他公之于众前... But before he could go public...
布里决定就此了结 and Bree decided to end it all.
布里·范德坎普的人生 Bree Van de Kamp
一向过得优容典雅 had always wanted to live her life with elegance and grace.
她也希望自己能死得体面 And that is also how she wanted to die.
她打算为自己斟上一杯最爱的霞多丽酒 Her plan was to pour herself a glass Of her favorite chardonnay,
穿上她最入时的睡袍 put on her most styli n nightgown
在印花信笺上留下遗言 and leave behind a note on embossed statioryry.
是的 布里备好了体面死法所需的一切 Yes, bree had everything she needed for an elegant death.
唯独缺了... Everything except...
私密空间 Privacy.
谢谢你 但我不需要晚间打扫 Thank you, but I don't need turn down service.
明早再来吧 Come back in the morning,
最好带上拖把 and you might wanna bring a mop.
把门打开 Open the door.
雷尼 Renee?
我数三下 一 You have to the count of three. One...
你来的不是时候 This isn't a good time.
二 Two...
说真的 我现在有事在忙 Seriously, I'm in the middle of something.
他在哪 Where is he?
谁 Who?
本 Ben.
你要从我这儿抢走的男人 The man you're trying to steal from me.
我不明白 I don't understand..
你觉得我不会打你吗 Do you think I won't hit you?
有一次我扇了一个女招待 I once slapped a waitress
就因为她忘了上面包粒 because she forgot my croutons!
你死定了 You are dead.
雷尼 求你 你快走吧 Renee, please, you have to go.
从我认识你 Ever since we met,
你成天把仁义信条挂在嘴边 you've been spouting those Sunday school phrases,
让大家觉得你是个贵妇 making folks think you're this grand lady.
现在我才看清你的真面目 Well, I got your number now,
你不过是个裹着高档睡袍的 and you are nothing But a middle-aged skank
中年荡妇 in a Nancy Reagan nightie.
你怎么会有枪 Why do you have a gun?
布里 Bree...
我在问你问题 I asked you a question.
桌上怎么会有枪 Why is there a gun on the table?
别 别看那个 No, don't read that.
布里 Bree.
请你走吧 Please go.
求你 Please.
你刚正要... Were you actually gonna...
我的天啊 Oh, my god.
雷尼·佩里不知道 Renee perry had no idea
她的朋友险些自杀了 just how close her friend had come to suicide,
而布里·范德坎普不知道 And Bree Van de Kamp had no idea
自己刚才险些被痛打一顿 just how close she had come to being hit.
保守秘密让人寂寞难耐 Keeping secrets is a lonely business.
因此我们都在寻求倾诉的对象 That's why we all search for someone to confide in--
一名通情达理的同伴 An alyl who will understand...
一位可信任的参谋 An advisor we can trust...
一个从不批判的朋友 A friend who will never judge.
当然 不是所有得知你秘密的人 Of course, not everyone you tell your secrets to...
都会欣然接受 will be happy about it.
早上好 Good morning.
妈妈 瞧瞧谁没去巴黎 Hey, mom. Look who didn't go to paris.
我知道 你们老爸不得不取消旅行 I know. Your dad had to cancel his trip.
因为临时有工作会议 Because some work meetings came up.
便宜我们了 对吧 Nice for us, huh?
如果你们吃完了 Hey, if you guys are done,
何不上去拿课本 why don't you go grab your books?
我顺路送你们上学 And I'll drop you off at school.
-好吧 -好的 - Okay. - All right.
不许吃 No.
谋杀案的帮凶不许吃馅饼 Co-conspirators to murder do not get pancakes.
我知道这是你最不希望会发生在 I know that this was the last thing you ever expected to have
-自己身上的... -你可以这么说 - to deal with- - Yeah, you could say that.
你怎么能让自己身陷这样的麻烦 How could you let yourself get involved in this?
这是加布和卡洛斯的家事 It's--it's Gaby and Carlos' mess.
我是在帮朋友的忙 I was... Helping a friend.
帮朋友的忙啊 Oh! Helping a friend.
每次我请你帮我把衬衫带去洗衣店 Because when I'd ask you to bring my shirts to the cleaners,
你都好一番推辞 that was always this big hassle,
可要请你去树林里埋尸... but burying a body in the woods--
你能不能小点声 Hey, would you lower your voice?
我不知道现在该怎么办了 Look, I do not know what is supposed to happen now.
查克会直接上门逮捕你 还是怎样 And what, is Chuck gonna just show up and arrest you? What?
他告诉加布 He told Gaby that
他今早会正式立案调查 he was starting a formal investigation this morning,
所以没错 他们会逮捕我 so... Yes, they could arrest me.
该死 勒奈特 你怎么会让这种事发生 Damn it, Lynette! How could you let this happen?!
这四个人里 你本该是最理智的那个 Out of the four, you're supposed to be the smart one.
你们准备好了吗 Hey, a-are you guys ready?
上车等我 Yeah, I'll meet you at the car.
-好吧 -好 - All right. - Okay.
我现在需要的是帮助 不是指责 I need some support right now, not a lecture.
你说得对 Okay, you're right.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我会想办法解决 I will find a way to fix this.
现在播报新闻* *...and now the news.
查尔斯·万斯警探昨晚在美景镇广场被杀* *Detective Charles vance was killed last night in Fairview square,
显然是机动车肇事逃逸* *an apparent victim of a hit and run.
此案目前正在调查中* *The case is currently under investigation.
如有知情者* *Anyone with information,
请联系美景镇警察局* *please contact the fairview police department.
他怎么能自己退房了 How could he just check himself out?!
像我在电话和短信中所说的 As I told you on the phone, as I replied to your texts,
还有现在我当面告诉你的 and as I'm telling you in person,
这里是康复中心 不是监狱 this is a rehab center, not a jail.
这里算是什么康复中心 Yeah, well, it's not much of a rehab center
你们还让病人时不时地出去享受欢乐时光 if you let patients out in time for happy hour!
请您小声说话 Please lower your voice.
你会吵醒瘾君子们的 You'll wake the crackheads.
对不起 但是你知道我有多担心吗 I'm sorry, but do you have any idea how worried I am?
我丈夫已经消失一整晚了 My husband has been gone all night.
我不知道他去了哪里 他在干什么 I don't know where he is or what he's been doing.
即使他酒瘾复发 他也很快会回来的 Look, even if he did have a relapse, I'm sure he'll be back soon.
我们会往你家里打电话 Then we'll call you at home,
所以你现在应该回去 so you should go there.
你可以假装关心一下吗 Could you at least pretend to care?
我那点儿薪水 大可不必 Not with what I'm paid.
你惹错人了 小护士 You're making a big mistake, nursie.
我有很多酒鬼朋友 I've got a lot of drunk friends,
我绝对不会推荐他们来这里的 And I'm not recommending this place!
重播 头条新闻* *Again, our top story--
美景镇警探查克·万斯 因意外遭遇* *Fairview police detective Chuck Vance is dead
机动车肇事逃逸而亡* *after a hit and run accident
警官被害 查克·万斯
此事已经惊动了整个社区* *that has left the community stunned.
警探万斯当时正横穿湖滨街* *Detective Vance was crossing Lake Street
大约晚上11点* *approximately 11:00 P.M.
他被一辆深色轿车撞倒* *when he was run down by a dark sedan.
早上好 小太阳 你今早感觉怎么样 Hello, sunshine. How you feelin' this mornin'?
头晕 还有点恶心 Groggy... and nauseous.
恐怕这是我的错 Mm. I'm afraid that's my fault.
我昨晚不小心放了点儿镇静剂在你的茶里 I slipped a few sedatives in your tea last night
然后忘记告诉你了 and sort of forgot to say "When."
你对我下药了 You drugged me?
我要确保你能安睡整晚 I had to make sure you'd sleep through the night.
我可不想看到你 手腕全是划伤 Didn't wanna find you sprawled out
呈大字型倒在草坪上 on the oriental with your wrists slashed.
西班牙式煎蛋饼 Spanish omelet?
如果你真想保护好草坪 If you really want to protect the oriental...
你最好把它拿走 you'll put that away.
行 告诉我你早餐想吃什么 Fine. Let me know what you do like for breakfast,
我明天做给你 and I will make that for you tomorrow.
明天 你明天还会在这儿吗 Tomorrow? You'll be here tomorrow?
以及不久的将来 And into the foreseeable future.
你没有看到我放在楼上的LV手提箱吗 Didn't you see my Louis Vuitton bags upstairs?
我搬进来了 I'm moving in.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
你不需要做这些 You--you don't have to do that.
目睹你昨晚试图做的事情之后 After what you tried to do last night,
我别无选择 I don't have a choice.
但我没事了 But I'm fine.
昨晚我只是一时糊涂 Last night was just a moment of temporary insanity.
沐浴在日光下 我感觉相当 In the light of day, I feel absolutely...
你抽掉了我所有运动鞋上的鞋带吗 Did you take the laces out of all my sneakers?
对 我还收走了你所有的刀具 剃刀 Yeah, and I also got rid of all your knives, razors,
药丸 洗涤剂和浴帘 pills, cleaning fluid, and your shower curtain.
我能用浴帘自杀吗 How could I kill myself with a shower curtain?
不能 我只是觉得它太丑了 You can't. I just thought it was ugly.
好吧 这就是你不能住在这里的原因 Okay. See, this is why you can't stay here.
你会把我逼疯的 You will drive me absolutely crazy.
我宁愿好好管束着你 Mm. I'd rather see you in a straitjacket
也不愿你进棺材 than a coffin.
你真好 但是我现在没事了 All right, that's very sweet, but I am fine now.
这是一个全新的早晨 我对生活充满热爱 It's a brand-new morning, and I am loving life.
好吧 Okay.
既然你现在清醒了 Now that you are of sound mind,
你为什么要自杀 Why did you want to kill yourself?
一言难尽 It's complicated.
那是肯定的 I'm sure it is,
在我弄明白你为什么带着枪去汽车旅馆之前 and I'm also sure I'm not going anywhere
我哪儿都不会去 till I know exactly what made you bring a gun to that motel.
雷尼 拜托了 真的不需要 Renee, please, this is so unnecessary.
发生什么了 What's wrong?
我刚刚得到一个坏消息 关于查克·万斯 I... just got some bad news about your friend, Chuck Vance.
苏珊 Susan?
苏珊 Susan.
你可以帮我搬下行李箱吗 Can you help me with my bag?
不 不 别帮她搬行李箱 No! No, nobody's helping her with her bag.
麦克 你应该在睡觉的 Mike, you're supposed to be sleeping.
你也是 你打算去哪儿 So are you. Where do you think you're going?
你知道去哪 纽约 You know where. New York.
我留了纸条在床头柜上 上面都写着呢 I wrote it all on the note I left on your nightstand.
-但我以为... -身材不错 麦克 - But I thought-- - Looking good, Mike.
我以为我们昨晚已经谈妥了 I thought we discussed this last night.
你不能就这样拎着行李离开 You can't just pick up and leave like this.
我可没答应 我等到你睡下 You discussed it. I waited till you went to bed,
就去确认了我预订的机票 and then I... reconfirmed my plane reservation.
好吧 如果你要走 衣服留下 Well, if you're going, you're going without clothes.
麦克 Mike! Wh--
你能等一会儿吗 Can you wait a sec?
这行李重得像是收拾了一个月 It feels like you've packed for a month.
三周 Three weeks.
费利克斯和画廊董事们约好了会见时间 Felix set up meetings with gallery owners,
如果进展顺利 我们会讨论搬家事宜 and then if all goes well, we can discuss moving there.
我不会搬去纽约的 I'm not moving to New York.
为什么不 Why not?
我的管道业务都在这里 My plumbing business is here.
想想去了那儿会有多么激动人心吧 Well, think how much more exciting it'll be.
你将会在一个大城市疏通管道 You'll be unclogging pipes in the big city.
打住 你并非想成为一名艺术家 Okay, just stop. This is not about you becoming an artist.
-不是吗 -不是 - It's not? - No.
你只是想逃避查克·万斯 It's about you running away from Chuck Vance.
好吧 你是对的 Okay. You're right.
我现在一团糟 I'm a mess.
再多被查克审讯一次 One more interrogation by Chuck,
我就会露出破绽 然后去蹲监狱 and I will crack like an egg, and then I'll go to jail
再把一半邻居拖下水 and take half the neighborhood with me.
对不起 我冒不起这个险 I'm sorry. I can't risk it.
你必须得让我走 You have to let me go.
嘿 发生什么了 Hey. What's going on?
天呐 查克死了 Oh, my god. Chuck's dead?
是车辆肇事逃逸事故 我们只知道这些 It was some sort of hit and run. That's--that's all we know.
那么 现在怎样 So... what happens now?
没事了 一切都好了 Nothing. It's all good.
唯一知道我们和 The only person tying us
亚历亨德罗被杀有关的人死了 to Alejandro's murder is gone.
加布 他曾是布里的男朋友 Gaby, he was Bree's boyfriend.
对 如果她早点听我的话甩了他 Yeah, and if she'd dumped him when I told her,
我们一开始就不会惹上这身麻烦 we wouldn't have gotten in trouble in the first place.
如果你说完了 我想是时候 If you're done, I think it's time
我们该聊聊那个问题了 that we ask the obvious question.
什么问题 Which is?
是有人蓄意这么做的吗 Did somebody do this on purpose?
天哪 他是被谋杀的 Oh, my god. He was murdered?
不 不 不是 那是场意外 No! No, no, no, no, no. It was an accident.
看起来像是 给我们解围了 It does seem a bit... convenient.
也许上帝决定通过一个 Well, maybe God decided
在这世上酒后驾车的天使 to answer our prayers
来回应我们的祈求 through one of his drunk-driving angels on earth.
谁能质疑上帝呢 Who are we to question God?
好吧 我承认我们之前水身火热的 Look, okay, I admit we were in a lot of trouble there,
但我们谁也没那么冷血啊 but none of us are that cold-blooded, right?
会不会是有人试图保护我们 Could it be someone's trying to protect us?
天哪 是卡洛斯 Oh, my God. Carlos.
卡洛斯才不会这么干 Hey. Carlos couldn't have done it.
他还在戒酒期 不是吗 He's still in rehab, isn't he?
当然了 天哪 你们几个 Of course he is! Oh, my God, you guys.
我们终于时来运转了 见好就收吧 We finally get a lucky break. Let's just go with it.
我们希望摆脱掉查克 现在他死了 We wanted chuck gone, and now he's gone.
只是巧合而已 It's just a coincidence.
巧合而已 Coincidence?
没错 布里 巧合时有发生 Yes, Bree, coincidences happen,
否则也不会有这个词了 otherwise there wouldn't be a word for them.
我想我们应该让这事就此打住 So, uh, I guess we should just put this behind us
回归正常的生活 and... get back to normal.
这么说还像回事 Sounds like a plan.
我们没事了吧 苏珊 Are we good, Susan?
当然 Sure.
布里 Bree?
我们都同意这只是个意外 We all agree this was just an accident?
如果你们这么想 If you say so.
汤姆 汤姆 我有重大的消息 Tom? Tom, I've got big news!
你绝不会相信发生了什么事情 You are not gonna believe what has happened to--
鲍勃 Bob?
你都干了什么 What did you do?
你把一个人埋在树林里 You buried a man in the woods?
她只是在帮助一位朋友 别忘了这点 She was merely helping a friend. Don't forget that.
你告诉鲍勃了 You t-told Bob?
我当然要告诉鲍勃了 如果他们逮捕你 Of course I told Bob. If they arrest you,
你就需要一名律师 you're gonna need an attorney.
汤姆 我刚发现上次我邀请来 Tom, I just found out that everybody I invited
参加烧烤宴的所有人 to my last barbecue
都涉嫌一场谋杀案 is involved in murder,
这是杯水吧 And this is water.
苏格兰酒 马上就来 Scotch. Coming right up.
你不该告诉他 我们不需要律师 You shouldn't have done that. We don't need a lawyer.
我们得做最坏的打算 勒奈特 We have to prepare for the worst, Lynette.
我不想让孩子们在明年的母亲节 I am not gonna have the kids visit you behind bars
去监狱里探望你 next mother's day.
不 不 你听我说 No, no, listen to me.
查克·万斯昨晚死了 Chuck Vance died last night.
什么 What?
被车撞了 Hit by a car.
天哪 那也是你们几个干的吗 Oh, my God! Was that you guys, too?
不是 No!
真的吗 Are you serious?
而查克是唯一知道... And--and Chuck was the only one who knew about the...
是的 Yeah.
好吧 okay.
鲍勃 So, Bob...
看来我们不需要你了 I guess we're not gonna need you after all.
如果你需要 But if you want,
我可以支付你这一小时的费用 you can totally bill me for this hour.
算帐上 Count on it.
这瓶酒也算上 Taking this scotch.
一切都结束了 So it's over?
我想是吧 I think so.
好吧 你怎么了 Okay, what's wrong?
那个可以把我们关进监狱的人死了 The one man who could have put us all in jail is gone.
我们可以安然地待在家里 We're home free,
而你还是正襟危坐 but you're still sitting there,
比以前更加愁云惨淡 more depressed than ever.
我想知道为什么 I'd like to know why.
我不知道 I don't know.
你是在为查克被杀而难受吗 Are you... upset that Chuck got killed?
有一点 A little.
不太多 Not so much.
那你为什么还这么沮丧 Well, then why are you getting all misty?
我不知道 I don't know.
你怎会不知道 Why don't you?
你生什么气啊 Why are you getting mad?
因为我们为这件事担惊受怕 Because we've been riding this emotional roller coaster
已经好几个月了 for months now,
现在我准备放下了 and I'm ready to get off.
很抱歉我没有表现出兴高采烈的样子 Well, I'm sorry if I'm not all giggles and sunshine,
可我背负着这么沉重的秘密 but I am walking around with a pretty big secret.
那又怎么样 人人都有秘密 So what? Everybody's got a secret.
都不如我沉重 我协助掩埋了一具尸体 Not as big as mine. I helped bury a body.
我们的机械工吸毒 And our mechanic does crystal meth.
我们的屠夫殴打流浪汉 Our butcher beats up homeless guys,
图书管理员是一个色情狂 and the librarian's a nymphomaniac.
这世上到处是普通人 做着不耻的事 The world is filled with ordinary people that do nasty things.
所以振作起来 别再愧疚了 So man up or dump the guilt.
继续过我们自己的生活 Let's get on with our lives.
我知道你说得对 I know you're right. Uh...
我这么沮丧毫无意义 It makes no sense for me to be depressed,
而且我知道亚历亨德罗是个坏人 and I know Alejandro was a bad guy.
他死有余辜 And he deserved to die.
的确是 他的确罪有应得 He did. He absolutely did.
你为什么还是那么... Why are you still so...
我不知道 I don't know.
但我会想明白的 我发誓 But I'll figure it out. I swear.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们的图书管理员是一个色情狂 Our librarian's a nymphomaniac?
我瞎编的 I made that up.
因为我一直就有种直觉 'cause I always got a vibe.
我们只管吃东西吧 Let's just eat.
-摩非警官 -是的 - Detective Murphy? - Yeah.
你好 我只是顺路过来问候一声 Hi. I just wanted to stop by and say how sorry I was
对万斯警官的遇害 我很抱歉 to hear about Officer Vance.
真是太不幸了 知不知道是谁干的 It's so tragic. Any idea who could have done this?
你是谁 Who are you?
我是加布丽尔·索利斯 Oh, I'm Gabrielle Solis.
我是通过他的女友 I met Chuck through his
布里·范德坎普认识的查克 girlfriend, Bree Van de Kamp.
她是我的一位朋友 She's a friend of mine.
那女人可是无敌贱妇 Woman's a first class bitch.
正是如此 我很少和她说话 Who I rarely talk to 'cause of the bitch thing.
有目击者吗 So, um, were there any witnesses?
大家都知道她是怎么对查克的 Everyone here knows what she did to Chuck--
引他上钩 然后又无端地让他伤心欲绝 Led him on and then broke his heart like it was nothing.
难以想象他居然想娶她 Can't believe he wanted to marry her.
我懂 Yeah, I know.
他要是娶了布里 Marrying Bree would have been the worst thing
那才是他人生第一大惨剧 to ever happen to him.
是第二惨才对 Well, second worst.
那有什么线索吗 So any clues-- anything at all?
还没 失陪 Not yet. Excuse me.
知道我的想法吗 Well, you know what I think happened?
-青少年酒驾撞了人 -好吧 - Drunk teenagers hitting people with cars. - Yeah.
这是他们的仪式性事件 就像放春节 It's a rite of passage with them, like spring break.
我是警察的话 会去查方圆百里内的 If I were you guys, I'd be checking the grills
举办过烧烤会的乳臭未干的小毛头 of every acne-covered kid within a 100-mile radius.
这不是一桩意外 It wasn't an accident.
不是意外 It wasn't?
现场没有刹车痕迹 There were no skid marks,
也没有试图减速或者转向的迹象 no attempt to slow down or swerve.
凶手就是冲着查克去的 Whoever did this was gunning for Chuck.
那...有人看清车貌 So... anyone get the make of the car
或者司机的人种吗 or... race of the driver?
没有 太太 但我们已经把整个州的 No, ma'am, but we're monitoring
车身修理厂都监控起来了 every body shop in the state.
好的 Oh. Okay.
别担心 一个警察遇害了 Don't worry. A cop was killed.
凶手定会被缉拿归案 We'll find whoever's responsible,
到时候 他们一定会付出代价 and when we do, they are gonna pay,
惨痛的代价 big-time.
知道了 Okay.
我可以跟布里交代了 I'll be sure to tell Bree.
那个贱人 That bitch!
历史课题研究得怎么样了 How's the history project coming?
不错 我正在画林肯遇刺图 Good. I'm drawing a picture of Lincoln's assassination.
宝贝 我不觉得他是被订书机打死的 Sweetie, I don't think he was shot with a stapler.
我画的是枪 跟你无话可说了 That's a gun, and I think we're done here.
抱歉没打个电话就贸然过来了 Sorry for just dropping by without calling,
尤其是最近我们发生了那些不快 especially with the way things have been between us lately.
有何贵干 What's wrong?
是关于查克的事 It's this whole Chuck thing.
佩妮 你能帮我把那些衣服 Hey, Penny, would you mind throwing those clothes
扔到洗衣机里吗 in the washing machine for me?
好 Sure.
谢谢 Thanks.
进来吧 Come on in.
-他的死不是意外吧 -对 - You don't think it was an accident, do you? - No.
会是谁下手的呢 Who could do something like that?
肯定是想保护我们的人 It had to be someone who was trying to protect us.
但那就意味着他们知道我们的所作所为 But that means they would have to know about what we did.
除了我们四个和卡洛斯之外 Who else knows? I mean,
还有谁知道呢 other than the four of us and Carlos?
苏珊跟麦克说过 Well, Susan told Mike.
-我跟本说过 -我跟汤姆说过 - And I told Ben. - And I told Tom.
-你告诉了汤姆 -你还告诉本了呢 - You told Tom? - Well, you told Ben.
好吧 那就还有本 麦克和汤姆知道 Okay, so Ben and Mike and Tom,
就他们几个 对吗 but that's it, right?
再没人知道了吧 No one else has been told?
没了 No one.
不算汤姆告诉了鲍勃的话 Except Tom told Bob.
我们得写下来 We're gonna need to write this down.
当时在案发现场的人用橙色标记 Okay, the people who were there are in orange.
被当事人告知的用蓝色标记 The people who were told by people who were there are in blue,
绿色的箭头代表传话方向 and the green arrows represent who told whom.
我们可能很有美术天赋 Wow. We may be good at arts and crafts,
但要涉及密谋简直弱爆了 but we suck at conspiracy.
紫色的问号代表什么 What's the purple question mark?
写恐吓信的人 That's whoever wrote the letter.
你认为是他们杀了查克 You think they killed Chuck?
谁知道啊 我们也不明白 Who knows? We're not sure why the letter
一开始为什么会收到信 was sent in the first place.
"我知道你干的好事 真恶心" "I know what you did. It makes me sick.
"我要告诉别人" 听起来像是恐吓 I'm going to tell"? Sounds like a threat to me.
但那人为什么杀了一个 But why kill someone else
跟他意图相同的人 who has the same goal?
这不合乎情理啊 It doesn't make any sense.
所有这些事没一件在情理之中 None of it makes any sense.
我们了解这些人 I mean, we know these people.
他们都不是冷血杀手 None of them would commit a cold-blooded murder.
天啊 Oh, God.
万一还有别人知道呢 What if someone else knows?
孩子们怎么样 Hey. How are the girls?
胡安妮塔午饭要吃冰淇淋 Juanita demanded ice cream for lunch.
你怎么说的 What'd you say?
她块头比我还大 我能怎么说 She's bigger than me. What do you think I said?
别用那种眼神看我 And don't give me that look.
你之前说午饭时间能回来的 You said you'd be home by feeding time.
抱歉 我满城疯找我丈夫 Sorry. I've been all over town looking for my husband.
卡洛斯昨晚擅自离开了康复中心 Carlos went A.W.O.L. from rehab last night,
而我根本不知道他的下落 and I have no idea where he is.
需要线索吗 Want a hint?
你知道 You know?
大约2小时以前 他拖着酒瓶子上了楼 He dragged his can upstairs about two hours ago,
醉得像第九局下半局的红袜队投手一样 drunk as a Red Sox pitcher in the bottom of the 9th.
凯伦 真不知道该怎么谢你了 Karen, I don't know how to thank you.
我现在只有固定收入 要不我们谈个价 I'm on a fixed income. Let's use our imagination?
谢天谢地 我担心死了 Oh, thank God! I was so worried!
你昨晚去哪里了 Where were you last night?
你说实话 我不会怪你 You can tell me the truth. I won't judge.
一定会为你着想 I'll be totally supportive.
醒醒 你这个悲催的醉鬼 Wake up, you pathetic boozehound!
昨晚到底去哪里了 Where the hell were you last night?!
我现在在哪里 Oh, where am I now?
在家啊 Ohh! I'm home!
别别别 睁开眼 集中精神想想 No, no, no, no, no, no. Open your eyes. Focus.
你办完手续离开了康复中心 Okay, after you checked yourself out of rehab,
上车以后 你都去过哪里 you got in the car. Where did you go?
我开车到了酒吧 I drove to a bar.
喝了很多杯 I drank a lot of shots...
其它的不怎么记得了 And I don't remember much else.
记不记得自己杀过人 Do you remember killing someone?
这下清醒了吧 Oh, look who's sober now.
你说什么呢 What are you talking about?
查克·万斯昨晚被撞死了 Chuck Vance was killed last night
司机肇事后逃逸 by a hit and run driver.
查克死了 Chuck's dead?
你以为是我干的 And you think I did it?
你认为我杀了人 You think I killed someone?
亚历亨德罗不就是吗 Ahem. Alejandro.
这又不像炸薯片 加布 It's not like potato chips, Gaby!
你当时心情不好 又喝了酒 You were upset, and you were drinking.
他是在湖滨街被撞的 He was hit on Lake Street.
那离康复中心只有几条街之隔 That's only a few blocks from the rehab center.
我想不起来了 I don't remember.
必须想起来 You have to.
警察都在查这事呢 The police are all over this thing.
他们在找目击证人 还有肇事车辆 They're looking for witnesses. They're trying to find the car.
等等 对了 汽车 Oh, wait. That's it. The car.
我们只要检查下车子 All we have to do is check the car.
如果是你撞的 痕迹会很明显 If you hit him, it'll be obvious.
亲爱的 你的车呢 Honey, where's your car?
问得好 That's a really good question.
开灯做什么 Why did you turn the light on?
我来看看你 你感觉如何 I'm checking up on you. How you doing?
挺好的 Fine.
确定吗 Really?
昨晚你先是自杀未遂 'cause last night you were suicidal,
然后又发现前男友出车祸死了 and that was before you found out your boyfriend was dead.
你现在心力交瘁吧 I would think you'd be an emotional mess right about now.
这几天过得真是有意思 It's been an interesting couple of days,
但我能撑得住 but I'm holding my own.
现在问题是 See, here's my problem.
我不相信你 I don't believe you.
你不必相信我 You don't have to believe me.
你要做的就是 出门的时候 All you have to do is turn off the light
把灯关了 as you leave the room.
布里 你得跟我好好谈谈 Bree, you need to talk about this.
不然会憋出内伤的 Repressing your feelings is not healthy.
你什么时候成治疗师了 And since when are you a therapist?
拜托 我可学过心理学入门 Uh, excuse me. I took intro to psych
还跟心理医生上过床 够格了吧 and once slept with my shrink. I think I'm qualified.
这些资历确实不凡 Well, as impressive as those credentials are,
可我的心情不用你操心 my feelings are not your concern.
从发现你差点吞颗枪子以后 They became my concern when I caught you
我就不得不操这份心了 about to swallow the business end of a Smith & Wesson.
除非你告诉我为什么自杀 我是不会走的 Now I'm not leaving this room until you tell me why.
我不能说 I can't.
因为涉及到别人 你认识的人 Other people are involved-- people that you know.
我可以保守秘密的 Well... I can keep my mouth shut.
雷尼... Renee...
你可以信任我 我们不是朋友吗 Oh, you can trust me. We're friends, right?
其实不算 Not really.
不算 Not really?
我不想冒犯你 不过我们只是 I'm not trying to be rude. Yes, I mean, we're--
一起社交往来 我请你来过我家 Well, we socialize. You've been to my home.
我也去过你家 我们关系不错 I've been to yours. We're friendly,
但真的没到朋友那地步 but that doesn't make us friends.
好吧 Okay.
你明白我的意思 You know what I mean.
我们之间只谈论些无关紧要的小事 You and I don't talk about important things.
并没真正交心过 We've never had a deep conversation.
我们不是... We're not...
朋友 Friends.
现在我又把你惹毛了 我不是故意的 And now I've upset you, and that wasn't my intention.
别担心我了 我没事 Don't worry about me. I'm fine.
顺便说一句 And by the way,
我觉得你根本没朋友 I don't think you have any friends.
说实话 我觉得你根本不在意任何人 In fact, I don't think you care about anyone at all,
如果你在意 就不会想找家破旅馆 because if you did, you never would have considered
开枪射得自己脑浆遍地了 splattering your brains against the wall of some cheap motel.
够了 你现在可以离开我家了吗 Okay, that's it. Would you please get out of my house?
不可以 直到我确定你不会 No! Not until I'm convinced you are no longer
拿自己生命开玩笑 a danger to yourself.
我不允许任何人 I will not allow anyone to kill themselves,
在我眼皮底下自杀 not on my watch.
我不会再让自己经受一次 I will not go through that again.
这可是葬礼 This is a funeral.
别再笑了 You have got to stop smiling.
抱歉 Sorry.
只是感觉解脱了 I'm just so relieved.
我本以为自己死定了 I really thought I was dead in the water there.
我们很幸运 Yeah, we were very lucky.
千言万语都无法表达 Listen, I can't thank you enough
我对你的感激 for everything you have done for me.
应该的 It's no big deal.
上一秒你还准备登机飞往巴黎 One minute you're boarding a plane to Paris,
下一秒你就为我赶来 then the next, you rush to my side.
你要知道 不管我们之间发生什么事 Well, you do know in spite of everything,
你在我心中依然是最重要的 you still mean the world to me.
以前可能不明白 现在知道了 If I didn't before, I do now.
我知道这儿不如巴黎 Hey, I-I know it's not Paris,
但结束后愿意过来跟孩子们过电影之夜吗 but you wanna come over later for movie night with the kids?
乐意之极 That'd be great.
我点个披萨带过去 你就不用做饭了 I'll bring a pizza so you don't have to cook.
棒极了 Fantastic.
勒奈特 Lynette.
抱歉 Sorry.
给你 亲爱的 Here you go, dear.
谢谢 Oh. Thank you.
来参加葬礼居然没带纸巾 I can't believe I forgot to bring tissue to a funeral.
留着吧 我在葬礼上一般不会哭的 Oh, you keep it. I don't really cry at funerals,
不再哭了 Not anymore.
-真的吗 -年轻的时候 - No. - Well, when you're young,
我们总会被死亡打击 death always comes as such a shock,
觉得世界真不公平 as if the universe is unfair.
但到了我这年龄 But when you get to my age,
你就会明白死亡就像故事的结局一样平常 you realize that death is just the end of the story.
你接到讣告的电话 The phone call comes.
流点眼泪 You shed a few tears,
然后大家聚在一起 and then you get together
庆祝这段生命的过往 and celebrate the life that was.
-说得没错 -什么 - That's it. - What?
实在太感谢你了 Thank you so much!
你永远不会知道自己帮了多大的忙 You will never know how helpful you've been.
很高兴能帮上忙 Oh, I'm so glad.
你跟我侄子关系很好吗 Were you close with my nephew?
才怪 Oh, no. Oh.
不过他审问过我一次 But he did interrogate me once.
他是个好警察 He did a lovely job.
加比 有时间吗 Hey, Gaby, you got a minute?
我问你 Listen.
亚历亨德罗化名是什么来着 What was Alejandro's alias?
认真的吗 你想在这谈这事吗 Seriously? We're talking about this here?
查克审问我的时候告诉过我 Chuck told me in my interrogation,
但我记不起来了 but I can't remember.
-帕布罗还是帕克 -是雷蒙·桑切斯 - Pablo? Paco? - Ramon Ranchez.
对对对 他家住在... Right, right, and he was living in...
俄克拉荷马城 问这个做什么 Oklahoma City. What do you need this for?
我想为他点根蜡烛 I... W-wanna light a candle for him,
我觉得有必要知道他用过的名字 and I thought I should know all of his names.
我们点蜡烛 是为了给逝者祈福 You only light candles for people who you want to bless.
说得对 他生前是个坏蛋 That's right, and he was a bad guy.
我这就去把那根蜡烛吹灭 I'm gonna go blow out that candle.
我们来这里到底是要干什么 What the hell are we doing here?
到处都是警察 There are cops everywhere.
警察的葬礼上你还想见到谁 小丑吗 It's a cop funeral. What'd you expect? Clowns?
我来这可是冒着很大风险的 I am taking a huge risk by being here.
不 你是来悼念死者的 No, you're paying your respects.
要若无其事像无辜的人一样 That's what innocent people do.
好吧 Okay.
我要是无辜的 If I'm so innocent,
为什么那个警察一直盯着我看 then why is that cop staring at me?
别那么心虚 Just stop acting so guilty.
他看你的时候 He takes one look at your face,
你就说 and you say--
你好 警官 Hi, officer.
你们好 你是卡洛斯吧 还记得我吗 Hello. Carlos, right? Remember me?
不记得 No.
意料之中 那天晚上 I'm not surprised. You were pretty wasted
你来警局的时候已经是醉醺醺的了 when you came into the station the other night.
你竟然去了警局 You went to the police station?
是啊 他说要自首 Yeah. He said he wanted to make a confession--
说自己曾经用烛台袭击过人 something about beating somebody with a candlestick?
卡洛斯 你真不该这么做 Oh, Carlos, you shouldn't have done that.
他还说什么了 What else did he say?
之后就传来了万斯警探去世的消息 Well, that's when the news came in about Detective Vance,
局里顿时一团乱 and, uh, all hell broke loose.
等事情忙完 他都走了 By the time things settled, he was gone.
你用烛台打了谁 So who's this person you assaulted?
我 That would be me.
你 You?
没错 我有点难搞 Yeah. I'm a bit of a handful.
你竟然用烛台打老婆 You hit your wife with a candlestick?
他那是还击 He hit me back.
属于自卫 我用棒球棒打他在先 In his defense, I'd just popped him with a baseball bat.
那你想起诉他吗 So do you wanna file charges?
还是你要起诉她 Or do you?
不用了 Oh! We're good.
我们相处的方式有点过激 但挺奏效的 This thing we got isn't pretty, but it works.
那个人是谁 So who was it?
哪个人 怎么了 Who was what?
你认识的那个自杀的人 The person you knew who committed suicide.
这事我只跟朋友说 That's something I only discuss with friends.
是我妈妈 It was my mother.
她之前有过一次自杀未遂 She'd tried it once before.
吃了安眠药 Pills.
幸亏我发现得及时 But I found her in time.
后来 And then...
有天早上她的眼里又出现了那种神情 One morning I saw that look in her eyes again.
不是悲伤 而是 Not... sad, just...
空虚 empty.
她向我保证不会做傻事 我就 She swore to me she'd be fine, so I...
我就去上学了 I went to school.
等我一回家... And by the time I got back...
我怎么知道 Well... how was I supposed to know
那次她真的会自杀 she was gonna pull it off this time?
雷尼 我很遗憾 Oh, Renee, I am so sorry.
没错 Yeah.
她留的字条上也是这么说的 That's what the note said--
"抱歉" "I'm sorry."
就这两个字 That's it.
我这辈子 都没有了妈妈 I don't have a mom for the rest of my life,
难道区区"抱歉"二字 and she thinks those two little words...
就能弥补我的损失吗 are gonna make up for that?
很多年前 Many years ago,
我们的一位邻居 闺蜜 a neighbor and a good friend of ours...
也自杀了 took her life.
她的死让我们伤心欲绝 不知所措 And that left us all heartbroken and perplexed.
但不知为何 那天我一个人在酒店房间 But somehow, when I was alone in that hotel room,
竟忘了她离世给我们带来的痛苦 I forgot about all the pain she caused.
在那些挣扎的时刻 In those awful moments,
我本以为她能给我解脱的答案 I thought maybe she had the answer.
没想到你来了 谢天谢地 But then you showed up. Thank God.
我永远会都记得 是你救我一命 You will always be the person who saved my life.
现在想想 And now that I've had time to think about it...
我意识到你才是我最好的朋友 I realize that makes you the best friend I'll ever have.
看看谁回来了 还带来了披萨和电影碟片 Hey! Look who's here with a pizza and a DVD.
还是马里奥的 棒极了 Ooh, Mario's. That's excellent.
妈妈 你让爸爸选的电影 Mom, you let dad pick out the movie?
我挑电影的品位和挑披萨的一样棒 Hey, my taste in movies is as good as my taste in pizza.
太棒了 这么说披萨也是黑白色的 Great, that means the pizza's gonna be black and white
还要吃三小时那么久 and three hours long.
你说什么 Oh, excuse me.
《公民凯恩》 《马蒂》 《卡萨布兰卡》 "Citizen Kane," "Marty," "Casablanca"--
这三部片子的共同点是什么 What do all these movies have in common?
给我们催眠 We fell asleep during them?
部部是经典 They're classics.
《卡萨布兰卡》里的台词
"就看你的了 孩子" "Here's looking at you, kid."
我就看iPhone的了 老爸 Here's looking at my iphone, dad.
别那么刻薄 我敢肯定这回 Hey! Be nice. I'm sure your dad picked out
你爸爸挑的片子肯定不赖 是什么 something really fun this time. What'd you get?
1957年的美国老电影
《父亲离家时》 "Old Yeller."
汤姆 我可真挺不了你了 Oh, Tom, you make this so hard.
为什么 这电影我看过的部分都挺好 Why? What I've seen of it is great.
不过我爸妈在结尾时总让我回去睡觉 My folks always sent me to bed before the ending.
结局是 结局是有脏话还是有那什么 Is there--is there swearing or something?
确实有点 先吃饭吧 Something. How about we eat?
没问题吧 Everything good?
没有 你永远记不住我喜欢薄脆的 Yeah. It's just, you never remember I like the thin crust.
不过没关系 谢谢你买回来 But it doesn't matter. Thank you for getting it.
谁饿了 Who's hungry?
我饿了 Oh, I am.
好消息 警察找到了咱家的车 Good news. The police found the car.
你扔在人家停车场了 You left it in their parking lot.
谢天谢地 Thank God.
明天早饭后 Mrs. Mccluskey's gonna
麦克卢斯基太太开车送我们过去取车 drive us over there after breakfast,
然后我送你回去戒酒 then I will drive you back to rehab.
就这么定了 Sounds like a plan.
宝贝 Babe.
对不起 I'm sorry about all this.
我知道这段日子让你和孩子受苦了 I know I've put you and the kids through so much.
我会尽快戒酒 尽快回来 I'm gonna try and get back here as soon as I can.
别操心我们了 You forget about us.
还是多想想自己吧 You just worry about getting better.
我能战胜酒瘾 完全没问题 I can hold down the fort. No problem.
还有个事我要告诉你 I have something else I need to tell you.
什么事 What's that?
我爱你 I love you.
我知道 你心里很清楚 I know you know that.
我只觉得我们说得还不够多 I just don't think we say it enough.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
还有件事 One more thing.
什么 What?
如果下次你再这样 不事先告诉我 If you ever go to the police again
就冲去警察局坦白罪行 and confess something without talking to me first,
我就得在树林里再埋一具尸体了 I will be burying another body in the woods.
知道了吗 You got it?
很好 Good.
明早见 I'll see you in the morning.
要来瓶啤酒吗 Hey, you want a beer?
你买了比利时口味的 Oh, you got the Belgian kind?
-我喜欢这个 -我知道 - I love that stuff. - I know.
谢谢你帮忙清理了桌子 Thanks for clearing the table.
我俩分居后 这是我最难办的事了 I believe that has been the hardest part of our separation.
天 对我来说 那就是洗衣服了 God, for me? It's the laundry.
我发现我简直宁愿去买新袜子 I-I found out I am more inclined to buy new socks...
都不愿意把脏袜子洗了 than to wash the dirty ones.
还是得谢谢你放弃了旅行 Hey, thanks again for giving up your trip.
对我来说意义重大 It really meant a lot to me.
没关系 No problem.
还有拜托向简道歉 And please apologize to Jane.
她一定很火大 She must be furious.
难说 她不是那种人 I doubt it. She's not really like that.
汤姆 我了解女人 Tom, I know women.
就我们说话这会儿 有个照我样子扎的小人 There's a Lynette voodoo doll
从埃菲尔铁塔上被扔下去了 being dropped off the Eiffel Tower as we speak.
说来是奇怪 但是 No, it's weird, but, uh,
简的脾气很好 不大生气 Jane doesn't hang on to anger.
好吧 Ah. Uh, okay.
你不 你不 你不了解她 You don't--you don't-- you don't know her.
她 很宽容的 She's-- she's very forgiving.
好吧 懂了 她啥都好 Ah. Fine. Got it. She's terrific.
那我给你举个例子 Well, I'll give you an example.
她就从来不会埋怨我带回来的披萨 She would never criticize the pizza I brought over.
什么 What?
你就一定会指出我没有买薄脆的 Well, you had to point out that I didn't get the thin crust.
我知道 我知道 话说出口的时候 I know, I know. The second I said it,
我就意识到不该说 就是没忍住 I realized I shouldn't have. It just... Came out.
没错 对你来说 那就是条件反射 Exactly. It's just a-- it's a reflex for you.
你自己也没办法 You can't help it.
那个 Well...
可能是因为我一直希望 Maybe that's because I keep hoping
如果我多说几次 你总会听进去 if I say something enough, you'll finally hear me.
我是说 I mean...
我对你说了二十三年 我喜欢什么样的披萨 23 years of telling you the kind of pizza I like,
而你还是没想过去买 and it still doesn't occur to you to get it.
让我觉得自己无关紧要 It makes me feel like I don't matter.
我确实没意识到 Wow, I didn't realize.
我知道 I know.
我不该拿你和简比较 I shouldn't have compared you to Jane.
那样不对 that wasn't right.
没关系 That's okay.
她对你真是很好吧 She's really good to you, huh?
那我觉得你应该去巴黎 Then I think you should go to Paris.
什么 What?
对 Yeah.
否则的话 你会一直想着 'Cause otherwise, you'll always wonder
她是不是能让你开心 if she could make you happy.
这不就是我们分开的原因吗 And didn't we say that was the point of us separating?
我还能留下把电影看完吗 Could I still stay and watch the movie?
当然 Of course.
苏珊 Susan?
开什么玩笑 You gotta be kidding me.
苏珊 你到底在干什么 Susan, what do you think you're doing?
我记得这座房子 Oh, I remember this house.
半裸男跑出来 我的车费泡汤 The half naked guy runs out, and I don't get my fare.
拿去 好吧 Here. Huh?
不不 拿回去 这次你会收到车钱的 Oh, no, no, put that back. You'll get your fare this time.
亲爱的 很抱歉 可我必须得走 Honey, I'm sorry, but I have to go.
我的话全在纸条里了 I-it's all in my note.
你最近怎么这么爱写纸条了 What is it with you and notes lately?
我从葬礼回来的时候你已经睡着了 You were asleep when I came home from the funeral.
你要是想去纽约 就该叫醒我 Well, if you're taking off to New York, you wake me up!
我不是要去纽约 I'm not going to New York.
我要去俄克拉荷马 I'm going to Oklahoma.
我 我糊涂了 And now I'm... Just confused.
等两分钟 Okay, two minutes.
你问过我 为什么我还是觉得歉疚 You asked me why I still feel so guilty.
我终于想明白了 是有人给他打电话 I finally figured it out. He got a phone call.
有人给谁打电话 Who got a phone call?
亚历亨德罗 Alejandro.
我们把他的尸体入土的时候 When we were putting his body into the ground,
他的电话响了 你知道这意味着什么吗 his phone rang. Do you know what that means?
他的手机信号很好 He had really good cell phone service?
意味着他有个家庭 It means he has a family,
而他们不知道他在哪 and they have no idea where he is.
这一定让他们操心坏了 It must be tearing them apart.
他是干了坏事 可他们没有 I mean, he did something horrible, not them.
他们不应该这么受苦 They shouldn't have to suffer, too.
那你要去干什么呢 And what exactly are you gonna do about it?
我还不知道 I'm not sure yet.
但我得去看看他们是不是还好 I just know I have to see if they're okay.
我想这是我 I think it's the only way
能回归正常的唯一办法 I'm ever getting back to normal.
好吧 那我想你非去不可了 Well, then I guess you gotta go.
你这是要去哪 Hey! Where are you off to?
我去 看望家人 I'm just... Visiting some family.
听起来挺有意思 旅途愉快 Oh, that sounds like fun. Well, have a good trip.
保守秘密让人寂寞难耐 It's a lonely business keeping secrets.
因此我们都在寻求倾诉的对象 That's why we all search for someone we can confide in...
一名通情达理的同伴 An ally who will understand.
一位可信任的参谋 An advisor we can trust.
一个从不批判的朋友 A friend who will never judge.
是的 我们都需要帮助 Yes, we all need help hiding
来隐藏生命中黑暗的真相 the darkest truths of our lives.
因为一旦你说出一个秘密 Because as soon as you've told one secret...
不用谢
另一个又会接踵而至 Another is likely to appear.