《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
汤姆和勒奈特渐行渐远 Tom and Lynette drifted further apart,
简趁虚而入 and Jane took advantage.
我很害怕 I'm scared.
罗伊陪着凯伦面对癌症 Roy helped Karen face her cancer.
我们两清了 We're done.
什么时候两清 我说了算 I'm the one that decides when we're done.
高利贷债主威胁雷尼 The loan shark threatened Renee.
但麦克挺身而出 But Mike stepped in.
我不想再看见你 I don't ever wanna see you again.
那你真该把我杀了 Then you shoulda killed me.
布里发现了奥森的企图 Bree discovered the truth about Orson...
你给我写恐吓信 查克是你撞死的 You wrote the letters? You killed chuck?
与他断绝了来往 And cut off all contact with him.
以后不许再往我家打电话 Don't you ever call my house again.
我向你保证这是我最后一次跟你联系 I can assure you this is the last you'll hear from me.
紫藤郡警署 命案调查科
但奥森留下了遗言 But Orson had the last word.
在我们的街区 In our neighborhood,
每天 我们都会见到邻居们 there are people we see every day,
每天 我们都把他们当做理所应当的存在 and every day, we take them for granted.
我们日复一复地生活 As we go about our lives,
忙于无聊的琐事 we may be busy with a mundane task
对彼此视而不见 and miss one another completely.
也许会礼貌地招招手 Or we might give a polite wave,
好继续做自己的事 only to return to what we were doing.
这一刻 我们还在与爱人相处 One minute, we're spending time with a loved one...
下一刻 我们又全身心投入工作 And the next, we're wrapped up in our work.
或者专心解决自己的问题 Or preoccupied with our own problems.
可惜这些邻居们 What a shame these neighbors
都把彼此当做理所应当的存在 take each other for granted...
因为在接下来的几天里 Because in just a few days...
这些人中的一个 将会死去 one of these people will be dead.
那天下午 老友们重聚在一起 That afternoon, old friends got together
一起喝咖啡 聊八卦 然后发现... To share coffee and gossip and to discover...
有我那一杯吗 Is there a cup for me?
她们终究还是好朋友 That they were still old friends after all.
所以奥森就是背后主使 So Orson was behind everything--
撞死查克 写那些信 Chuck, the letters?
你知道他为什么这么做吗 Do you know why he did it?
他认为唯一能占有的我方法 He thought the only way he could have me to himself
就是让与你们三个疏远我 was by tearing me away from you three.
可结果呢 他失败了 Well, guess what? He failed.
没错 因为我们依然陪在你身边 That's right, because we are still here for you.
不会因为一个坐轮椅的疯子而改变的 And no psycho-on-wheels is gonna change that.
还不止如此 And I'll tell you something else.
他最好别再出现在我们面前 He'd better not show his face around here ever again.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我最后一次跟奥森说话 The last time I spoke to Orson,
他暗示会了结自己的生命 He... intimated that he would take his own life.
宝贝 Oh, sweetie.
我真该有所行动 And I should have done something.
我真该让他告诉我 他在哪里 I should have made him tell me where he was
然后去找他 and gone to him.
为什么 再让他继续折磨你吗 Why? So he could torture you some more?
我知道他现在变了 但是你们都知道 I know what he's become, but you all know
曾经我深爱过那个男人 there was a time when I loved that man very much.
可他不再是那个男人了 Well, he's not that man anymore.
好了 我们也难过得够久了吧 Okay, have we been sad long enough?
因为我很想指出一点 Because I'd just like to point something out.
我们终于脱身了 We are finally in the clear.
她说得对 那些信是最后的疑问 She's right. The letters were the last question mark left.
也许现在我们可以回归正常的生活了 So maybe now we can get back to normal.
是的 我们的噩梦终于过去了 Yes. Our nightmare is finally over.
紫藤郡警署 命案调查科
多谢 Thanks.
没出什么事吧 Is everything all right over here?
那些医生 他们真该学学怎么说人话 Doctors--they should learn how to talk to people.
我听不太懂 I'm afraid I don't understand.
我们刚看诊回来 We just got back from my appointment.
看来癌症扩散的速度比想象中还快 Looks like the cancer's spreading faster than anyone thought.
凯伦 Oh, Karen.
没错 他对我说了 Yep. He gave me
"准备好后事"之类的套话 The ol' "Put your affairs in order" Speech.
只是说得没那么友善而已 Only not that nice.
这些医生可是在跟人说话啊 These are people these doctors are talking to,
不是表上的人名啊 Not just some name on a chart.
他们全都可以下地狱了 They can all go to hell!
我非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
他只是对这个世界很生气 He's just pissed at the world.
我来 我来 Oh, I've got it. I've got it.
你怎么样 How about you?
我无法想象你所经历的一切 I can't even imagine what you're going through.
我会非常想念圣诞节的 I'm really gonna miss the christmas festival.
这条街上彩灯熠熠的景象 非常美 The lane looks so pretty when the lights are, you know...
凯伦 Karen...
如果有什么我可以帮忙的 If there's anything I can do for you...
尽管开口 我是说真的 I mean it. Anything.
多谢 布里 Yeah. Thanks, Bree.
请进 Come in!
布置得真好看 Wow! The place looks great.
你这是倾尽全力啊 You are going all out.
自从波特做出那个重大决定后 Ever since porter's big announcement,
我对孩子们制定了新政策 I have a new policy for all our kids.
如果你们可以不生孩子 If you can resist procreating,
我就给你们举办最酷的派对 I will throw you a bitchin' party.
我只是... Well, I just--
我想把佩妮的礼物送来 I wanted to drop off Penny's present, so...
香槟 再酷的派对 Champagne? Isn't that taking the bitchin' party idea
也有点超过了吧 a little too far?
这是给你的 That is for you.
你生她的时候 痛苦了22小时 You went through 22 hours of labor with her.
看来你也该庆祝庆祝 Seems like you should get to celebrate, too.
真贴心 That is so thoughtful.
难得一见的贴心 不过仔细想来 Uncharacteristically thoughtful, and now that I think about it,
这礼物你也可以在佩妮的派对上送来的 you could have brought penny's present to the party,
那么 so, um...
你有什么目的 what's going on?
好吧 我只是在想 Okay, um... I was just wondering...
如果你不介意 if you wouldn't mind...
也许我们现在就可以把香槟开了 maybe we should open that champagne now.
你直说吧 Just say it.
我想带简来佩妮的派对 I-I want to bring Jane to Penny's party.
天啊 Oh, god.
我知道这会有点尴尬 Look, I know it's a little awkward.
你还没离婚呢 就把自己的女伴 Bringing a date to your daughter's birthday party
带来女儿的生日派对 When you're still married?
没错 是有点尴尬 这是家庭聚会 Yeah, it's a little awkward. This is a family event.
我知道 但简现在是我生活的一部分了 I know, but Jane is part of my life now.
没错 那是你的生活 Yeah. Your life.
抱歉 勒奈特 但是 I'm sorry, Lynette, but...
我真的想让简参与到这些事情中来 I really want to start including Jane in some of these things.
为什么 Why?
这个嘛 Well--
爸爸 Dad!
你好啊 Hey, you.
这是给我的吗 Is that for me? Ahem.
我能打开吗 Can I open it?
这知道你的小算盘 Hey, I know this trick,
如果我让你今天打开了 and if I let you open it today,
你就会罚我在你真正生日的那天 you are gonna guilt me into buying you another one
再给你买一件礼物 on your actual birthday.
我正有此意 That's totally what I'm going to do.
我绝对会上当的 And I am totally gonna fall for it.
怎么回事 What...
你不想接着聊刚才的话题吗 Didn't you wanna finish our conversation?
下次吧 好好享受香槟吧 Another time. Just enjoy the champagne.
你非得给孩子们买只猫 对吧 You had to get the girls a cat, didn't you?
哪怕你知道我会过敏 Even though you know I'm allergic.
不喜欢的东西 你总说会过敏 Oh, you say you're allergic to everything you don't like--
猫啊 葡萄干啊 还有吸尘器 Cats, raisins, the vacuum cleaner.
吸尘器是经过过敏测试的 Hey, that is medically verified.
孩子们 给妈妈看看 Girls, show mommy how sad we'd be
如果不能养鲁夫斯 我们会怎样 if she made us give back Rufus?
这么哀怨的表情 我怎么好意思说不 Oh, how could I say "no" to such sad
况且这表情明显是排练好的 and obviously rehearsed faces?
爸爸 想看它表演一个吗 Daddy, you wanna see him do a trick?
猫猫 把这个叼回来 Kitty, fetch.
快回来 Now come back.
鲁夫斯 Rufus?
它有点任性 He kinda does whatever he wants.
这只猫要好好适应这里的环境 Well, he should fit right in around here.
到时候满地的猫屎可别怨我 I'm not the one who just brought kitty litter into our lives.
如果这只猫让她们开心 Look... if the cat makes them happy,
我也就开心了 then it makes me happy.
我在康复中心明白过来了一件事 One thing I realized in rehab--
对我而言 最重要的是 There is nothing more important to me
照顾好你们娘仨 than taking care of you guys.
我爱你 I love you for that.
差点忘了 Ah! Before I forget,
给你准备了份礼物 I got you a present.
一条领带 A tie.
为了你回来后第一天上班准备的 It's for your first day back at work after rehab.
它象征着 "我很清醒 很有型 Something that says, "I'm sober, I'm stylish,
我老婆超有品位" and my wife has excellent taste."
之前和你们过得很快活 I was having so much fun with you and the girls,
我 差点忘了明天还要去上班 I... kinda forgot I have to work tomorrow.
你可以跟我说"谢谢" Well, you could say "Thank you."
花了你不少钱呢 I spent a lot of your money on it.
抱歉 宝贝 谢谢你 Sorry, babe. Thank you.
好了 咪咪在床上候着 Okay. Bedtime for bonzos!
在干什么呢 Hello there.
谢谢你今天帮我修车 Thank you for fixing my car today.
我喜欢动手能力强的男人 I like a man who's good with his hands.
很性感 It's very sexy.
不过 我的马达还是有点发烫 Although I think my engine is still running a little hot.
呜呜呜 Vroom.
苏珊 你想做什么 Susan, what are you doing?
你应该问 The question is,
"你要跟谁做" 答案是"你" "Who am I doing?" The answer is "You."
很抱歉 我实在太累了 Oh. I'm sorry. I'm just really beat.
干了那么多活 真把你累坏了吧 All that hard work really took it out on you, huh?
既然这样 Well, hey...
接下来的事可能会让你放松放松 Maybe this is something that will relax you.
哎呦 Hello.
是你口袋里装了把枪 Is that a gun in your pocket,
还是见到我太兴奋了 or are you just happy to see me?
我的天 还真是把枪 Oh, my god. It is a gun.
你竟然口袋里装了把枪 You've got a gun in your pocket?
苏珊 别怕 Susan, don't freak out.
为什么你要带着枪 Why do you have a gun?
坐吧 Sit down.
有些事要跟你说 I have something I need to tell you.
你今天跟我说的话是真心的吗 Did you mean what you said today?
凯伦 Karen.
我有什么需要都可以来找你 About helping me with anything I need?
很多人都这么说 但也只是说说而已 'cause a lot of people say that, but they don't mean it.
不不 我是真心的 No. No, I meant it.
你确定 坦白说 You sure? Because let's be honest.
你我向来不怎么喜欢彼此 You and I never really liked each other.
-你向来这么想 -是的 - We haven't? - No.
我肯定说到做到 Well, I definitely meant what I said.
只要你开口 我一定做到 就这样 Whatever you need, consider it done.
那好 我要你帮忙杀了我 Good. I want you to help kill me.
咱们还是进屋谈吧 Um... maybe we should talk about this inside.
凯伦 你不能真有这样的想法 Karen, you can't seriously be considering this.
听我说 癌症就是个恶棍 Listen, cancer's a bully,
到我这个严重的情况 and when it's as bad as mine,
所有可怜的抗争都会被他嘲笑 it laughs at our pathetic little attempts to fight it.
有个方法可以让我赢 So here's how I win--
就是由我自己 By making sure that I'm the one
决定何时 以何种方法死 that says when and how I go.
那么 你愿意帮我吗 So... will you help me?
罗伊什么意见 What does Roy think?
我第一个求助的就是罗伊 Well, Roy was the first one I went to.
他不干 他那么胆小的人 He couldn't do it. Too much of a marshmallow.
我需要一个冷血无情的人来帮忙 I need someone cold and heartless.
所以你选了我 And that's me?
将死之人就在你面前 A dying woman's sitting in front of you,
都不说招待一杯咖啡 and you haven't even offered a cup of coffee.
你觉得呢 What does that tell ya?
我不 我不能这么做 I don't... I don't know if I could do that.
我不想孤单单地死掉 布里 I don't want to die alone, Bree.
化疗实在折磨人 And the chemo's just kicking my ass.
我不想死在医院的病床上 I don't want to waste away in some hospital bed.
求你成全 让我以自己的方式死去 Please help me go the way I want to.
好吧 All right.
我帮你 I'll help you.
抱歉久等了 德尔非诺先生和太太 Sorry to keep you waiting, Mr. And Mrs. Delfino.
有什么需要帮助的吗 What can I do for you?
我丈夫做了件很蠢的事 My husband did something really stupid,
我们来寻求警方保护 and now we need police protection.
苏珊 拜托 这事交给我 Susan, please, just let me handle this.
"交给我"的意思是 And by "handle this," he means,
"口袋里装着枪 盯着窗外看" "Stare out the window with a gun in his pants."
麻烦你 从头说起 Could you... start from the beginning, please?
我一个哥们 名字我就不说了 A buddy of mine-- and I'm not telling you who--
借了高利贷 borrowed some money from a loan shark,
后来情况有点难以收场 and things got a little out of hand,
我不得不出面帮他 and I had to help him out.
"出面帮他"的意思是 Oh, and by "help him out," he means
"痛打一个暴徒 "Beat up a mob guy,
让全家人陷入险境" putting our whole family in danger."
难道你哥们不知道 Does your friend know it's illegal
借高利贷是违法的吗 to use the services of a loan shark?
他知道 He does.
那你知不知道打人也是犯法的 Do you know it's illegal to assault someone?
那个人闯进我邻居家里 The guy was breaking into our neighbor's house.
我让他离开 他给了我一拳 I tried to get him to leave, he threw a punch,
我打回去是自卫 and I defended myself.
但是现在这个卑鄙的家伙想杀了我丈夫 And now this lowlife wants to kill my husband,
所以你得去把他抓起来 so you need to arrest him.
发现他私闯民宅时 Well, if you had called us
如果你们打电话通知我 after he broke into your neighbor's house,
也许我们就能抓他了 maybe we could have.
这么说 这种情况下更明智的是报警 Oh. So it would have been smarter to call the cops
而不是和那个撬门而入的家伙 instead of slapping jimmy knuckles
在客厅打架 around the living room.
这话怎么这么耳熟 Where have I heard that before?
对了 是我说的 Oh, that's right-- from me.
枪又是怎么回事 What's this about a gun?
你有枪支携带许可证吗 Do you have a permit for a gun, sir?
好了警探 我们就不浪费你的时间了 All right, detective, I think we're wasting your time.
还是我自己来解决吧 I can take care of this.
不行 麦克 一直都是你来解决 No, Mike. You've been taking care of it,
结果到了现在这个地步 and look where it got us.
我们有个九岁的儿子 We have a 9-year-old son.
好吧好吧 我能做的是 Okay. Okay, look, here's what I can do.
登记你们的住址 We have your address.
让巡逻车盯着点 I'll make sure the patrol car keeps an eye on things.
如果再见到那个人 记得报警 And if you see this guy, call us.
等等 这就完了 Wait. That's it?
夫人 什么事都没发生之前 Ma'am, I'm afraid that's all we can do
我们也只能做到这一点 until something else happens.
太棒了 没准我们还真碰上狗屎运 Great. Well, maybe we'll get lucky,
真的会有事发生吧 And something else will happen.
亲爱的 新煮的咖啡 Honey, there's fresh coffee.
你要不要用随身杯带点 You want me to put some in a travel mug?
好的 Okay.
怎么了 What's wrong?
跟酒鬼们共度了一个月 30 days with the rehab hippies,
你都忘了怎么打领带了吗 And you've already forgotten how to tie a tie?
我只是在想 I've just been thinking.
25年了 我每天都系领带 I've worn a tie every day for 25 years,
其实我一直都讨厌这玩意儿勒我脖子 And I've always hated the way it feels around my neck.
那又如何 我也有很多穿着不舒服的东西 So? I wear lots of uncomfortable things--
比如恨天高和拼命挤事业线的胸罩 High-heeled shoes, bras that mash my boobs together.
我开始怀疑 I'm starting to think that a tie
领带根本就是个好看的绞索 Is basically just a fancy noose.
亲爱的 Oh, honey.
你不是第一天回去上班紧张了吧 You're not nervous about your first day back, are you?
我不知道 I don't know.
我也以为自己应该兴奋 可惜我没有 I just thought I'd be more excited than I am.
可你是老板 Well, you're the boss.
你要干劲十足 奋发向上 You want excitement, shake things up.
一会儿买个新复印机 Buy a new xerox machine
一会儿贴贴眼花缭乱的的彩色便笺 Or get some post-its in crazy colors.
还能带着手下寻欢作乐 喝个烂醉如泥 Take the staff to happy hoho. Get stinking drunk.
好吧 烂醉如泥就算了 Okay, maybe not the stinking drunk part,
你明白我的意思就好 But you know what I mean.
我要送姑娘们去上学了 I gotta get the girls to school.
晚上见 See you tonight.
要我说 就为了一双靴子 I'm just saying, you didn't have to
不至于跟那女的大打出手吧 fight that woman over a pair of boots.
是我先看到的 I saw 'em first.
当时人家已经试穿上了 On her feet.
不好意思 我逛街就是这么纽约范儿 Sorry. I shop New York style.
不打到头破血流 Until someone is either bruised or bleeding,
绝不算完 No sale is final.
你好 Hello?
嗨 凯伦 Oh, hi, Karen.
不 不 我现在不太方便 No. No, now is not a good time.
雷尼在我这儿 Uh, Renee's visiting.
我明天有空 Well, uh, I'm open tomorrow.
明天上午我帮你安乐死吧 Perhaps I could euthanize you in the morning.
好的 明天见 Great. I will see you then.
我不是故意的 但我都听到了 So I couldn't help but overhear.
凯伦打来的 她癌细胞扩散了 It's Karen. Her cancer's spreading.
-不是吧 -是真的 - Oh, no. - Yeah.
她情绪...很低落... She's... depressed and...
想让我帮她体面地去世 Wants me to help her die with dignity.
我的老天 你真要帮她吗 Oh, my god. Are you gonna do it?
当然不是 Of course not.
她不过是刚听说这个惊天噩耗 She just got devastating news.
一时接受不了 She's in a state of shock.
我不过是假意顺从 I'm just trying to string her along
拖几天 她就又想通了 And buy some time until she's thinking clearly again.
你觉得管用吗 Think that'll work?
肯定管用 It's got to.
另外 为了分散她的注意力 By the way, to help her keep her mind off it,
我要带人过去拜访拜访她 喝喝茶 I'm having people stop by and have tea,
跟她玩玩拼字游戏 You know, play scrabble with her,
给她做个足底按摩 Maybe give her a foot massage.
你看明天能不能跟我去 陪她... Do you think tomorrow maybe you could stop by and--
布里 我要是摸了那老太太的脚丫子 Bree, if I touch that woman's feet,
你干脆把我也安乐死了吧 You're gonna have to euthanize me.
佩妮生日快乐
比利 你在哪儿 Billy, where are you?
看啊 那有金子 快来 有金子 Oh, look, look! There's a gold! Come on! The gold!
-妈妈 -怎么了 - Mom? - Yeah?
这次派对太棒了 太谢谢你了 This party is amazing. Thank you so much!
我希望你过个完美的生日嘛 Oh, I just wanted your birthday to be perfect.
佩妮生日快乐 Happy birthday, Penny.
话又说回来 世上没那么多完美的事儿 Then again, nothing's perfect.
简 汤姆去取蛋糕了 Hey, Jane. Tom went to pick up the cake,
你要不要先回车里坐坐... So if you wanna wait in the car or...
没想到你还带了位客人 Oh! I didn't know you were bringing a guest.
其实 这是我送给佩妮的礼物 Actually, this is my gift for Penny.
送个艺妓吗 A geisha?
这是我侄女辛迪 她是摄影师 My niece Cindy. She's a photographer.
见到你很高兴 Hi. Nice to meet you.
她会拍很多派对的照片 She's gonna take pictures of the party,
然后我来做本小小的留念影集 And then I'm gonna make a little memory book.
酷 Cool!
我就知道你会喜欢 I knew you would love it.
过来 Come here.
一起做鬼脸 Funny faces.
完美极了 Perfect.
过来咱俩聊聊 Can I talk to you for a second?
没问题 Okay.
你什么意思 What are you doing?
确保我会出现在留念影集里 Just making sure I'm in the memory book.
我和佩妮每张照片你都要抢镜头 You're invading every photo that Penny and I are in.
我是她亲妈 是你抢我们的镜头 I'm her mother. Maybe you're the invader.
又来了 And we're back to this.
我花了好几个礼拜策划这个派对 I spent weeks planning this party,
想让她过个完美生日 结果半路杀出了你 Making it perfect for her, and then you come in
还来抢我的风头 And upstage me?
我这是跟佩妮培养感情 I'm just trying to forge a relationship with Penny.
培养什么啊 你根本不是这家人 Well, stop forging. You're not family.
你不过跟她爸爸... You're just some woman her father is...
约约会 "Seeing."
其实... Well...
"其实"什么呀 "Well," What?
其实... Well...
我们不止如此 That's not all I am.
你什么意思 What does that mean?
你应该问汤姆 You know, you should probably talk to Tom.
汤姆没在 干脆你说吧 Tom's not here, so why don't you tell me
你支支吾吾地想说什么 What the hell you're talking about?
好吧 Okay.
我本来不想传话的 I really didn't want you to hear this from me,
但是既然你强烈要求... But since you're insisting...
汤姆要我去跟他同居 Tom asked me to move in with him.
现在明白了吧 So now you know.
真不好意思 Sorry!
取蛋糕取了这么久 The cake took longer than I thought.
怎么了 What?
你要跟简同居了 This is how I find out
你居然都不告诉我 还要我听她说才知道 You and jane are going to live together? From her?
不是吧 不是吧 她什么都不该说的 Oh, no, no, no, no. She wasn't supposed to say anything.
看来你没跟她商量好 她全告诉我了 Well, she didn't get the memo because she did say something
就在咱们家说的 咱俩共同生活过的家 In my house--the house you and I lived in.
你不该这样对我 I didn't deserve that.
勒奈特 对不起 I am so sorry, Lynette.
我先把蛋糕放下吧 I really need to put this cake down.
你为什么不早点告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
我那天想说来着 I tried the other day,
但是佩妮当时要拆礼物 But penny wanted to open her present,
我又不想毁了她的生日 And I didn't want to ruin her birthday.
上帝啊 汤姆 God, Tom.
你跟她认识不过3个月 You've only known her three months.
可我们已经开始计划未来的日子了 We were talking about the future,
共同生活就是第一步 And living together is the next step.
你们都计划好具体步骤了 Oh, you're talking about steps now?
老天 后面还有哪几步啊 Jeez, I wonder what the step after that could be.
这我们可没谈到过 We haven't talked about that.
很好 That's good,
-因为咱俩还没离婚呢 -我知道 - Since you and I aren't even divorced yet. - I know.
所以我想咱们或许应该找律师聊聊了 I thought maybe we should talk to a lawyer or something
这周就谈 This week.
真的吗 Really?
我以为我们只是尝试分居 I thought this was a trial separation,
看看分开以后 是否会快乐 to see how we did apart, to see if we could be happy.
问题在于 That's the thing.
我很开心 I am happy.
如果你没有这种感觉 我很抱歉 And if you're not, I'm really sorry.
我能照一张家长的合影吗 Can I get a picture of mom and dad?
凯伦 你到底在搞什么 Karen, what in the world are you doing?!
我掉了一只隐形眼镜 I lost a contact.
天哪 你希望我用车碾你 Oh, my god. You were hoping I would run you over.
我有选择吗 你说过你会帮我 Well, what choice do I have? You said you'd help me,
但你只是糊弄我 and then you keep blowing me off.
你到底要不要今天就杀了我 Now are you gonna kill me today or what?
不行 我今天不能杀了你 No, I cannot kill you today.
我要去上普拉提课 I have pilates.
布里 你这话听起来就像是儿戏 You know, Bree, it sounds like we're just playing games.
凯伦 我真的很想帮你 Karen, I really wanna do this.
我是说 我并不想杀你 I mean, I don't want to, but...
我们明天就办这事 let's go for tomorrow.
不会再有借口了 No excuses.
真的吗 Really?
真的 Really.
我是认真的 'cause I'm serious about doing this--
有没有你 我都要这么做 With or without you.
你好 Hello?
索利斯夫人吗 Mrs. Solis?
我是玛丽莲 你丈夫的秘书 It's Marilyn, your husband's secretary.
你好 玛丽莲 干嘛这么小声说话 Hi, Marilyn. Why are we whispering?
我不想让索利斯先生知道我给你打电话了 I don't want Mr. Solis to know I'm calling you.
为什么 出什么事了吗 Why? What's wrong?
他最近行为有点怪 He's been acting a little strange,
我很希望你能过来一趟 and I just really need you to come down here.
他来了 He's coming.
借过 Excuse me.
玛丽莲 出了什么事 Marilyn, what's going on?
出了什么事 他把我们所有的钱都散出去了 What's going on? He's giving away all our money!
这人是谁 Who's this guy?
帕特里克·唐纳德 我们的首席财务官 Patrick McDonald, our C.F.O.
你看到这些人了吗 Do you see all these people?
不久以前 我们收购了一家钢铁公司 A while back, we took over a steel company,
把公司拆分售出 赚了一大笔 chopped it up, sold it, made a nice profit.
他们是一些被解雇的员工 These are some of the workers who got laid off.
那他们在这里干什么呢 Okay, so what are they doing here?
卡洛斯承担起责任 要让一切回到正轨 Carlos has taken it upon himself to make things right
给每个人签了一张五万美元的支票 by writing each of them a check for $50,000.
知道了 Uh... okay.
借过 Excuse me.
-天哪 -他再这么给下去 - Oh, boy. - He keeps this up,
我们几周后就会破产 and we'll be bankrupt in a couple of weeks.
索利斯夫人 Uh, Mrs. Solis,
我热爱派对 喜欢年轻的巴西绅士 I'm a party girl with a taste for young Brazilian gentlemen.
我真的很需要这份工作 I really need this job.
我来处理 I'm on it.
亲爱的 Honey?
宝贝 我接受了你的忠告 Hey, babe, took your advice.
我的忠告 My advice?
你告诉我要振作起来 You told me to shake things up,
所以我决定按照自己的心愿工作 so I decided to make work a place I want to be.
希望这能有帮助 Hope this helps.
记住 你可以实现任何愿望 And remember, you can be anything you wanna be.
没有什么办不到的 Nothing is out of reach.
你应该说什么 斯奇普 What do you say, Skip?
谢谢 先生 Thanks, mister.
亲爱的 你就是这么振作的吗 Honey, this is how you shake things up?
把公司的钱都发放出去 By giving away all the company money?
事实上 我担心帕特里克会停止付款 Oh, actually, I was afraid that Patrick would put a stop payment
所以我决定用自己的个人帐户 so I decided to start using our personal account.
行了 走吧 小提姆[美国著名音乐人] All right, run along, tiny Tim.
好了 走吧 Okay, let's go.
甜心 Sweetheart...
你坦白跟我说 You can be honest with me.
你又开始喝酒了吗 Have you been drinking again?
没有 我已经有三十四天滴酒未沾了 Nope. Haven't had a drink in 34 days.
那你为什么表现得像个疯子 Then why the hell are you acting like a crazy person?!
你认为我这么做很疯狂 You think this is crazy?
不是 No.
疯狂的人 从来不会在自己发大财的时候 What's crazy is making a fortune off of other people's misery
想到别人正遭受着什么样的痛苦 without thinking for one minute how they're suffering.
疯狂的人 会以为自己可以 What's crazy is thinking you can find happiness
在支票和跑车里找到幸福 in a paycheck or behind the wheel of a sports car.
疯狂的人 会因为 What's crazy is thinking that
自己戴了一条领带 you're doing something important with your life
就以为在做人生中重要的事 just because you're wearing a tie.
怎么了 What?
我到处找本 他没在家 I'm trying to find Ben. He's not at his house.
-他在这吗 -不在 - Is he here? - No.
你找本有什么事 What do you need Ben for?
我想让他告诉我那个放高利贷的人住哪 I want him to tell me where that loan shark lives,
-这样我就可以去他家 -找那人干什么 - so I can go to his house. - To do what?
我不知道 也许我可以给他一些钱 I don't know. May-maybe I'll give him some money.
也许我会杀了他 我还没决定 Maybe I'll kill him. I haven't decided yet.
亲爱的 你有点激动了 Okay, sweetie, you're a little worked up.
先坐下 我给你倒杯酒 Sit down. I'll pour you a glass of wine.
不 我必须得解决这件事 我很害怕 No, I have to fix this. I'm terrified.
我好几天都睡不着觉了 I haven't slept in days.
我丈夫拿着把枪 在家里走来走去 And my husband is walking around our house with a gun.
真抱歉 Ooh, sorry.
你为什么要道歉 Why are you apologizing?
是麦克闯下的祸 Mike's the one who started this mess.
你是说 他冒着生命危险救了本 You mean when he stuck his neck out for Ben
还保护了我 and protected me?
这就是你说的他闯的祸吗 Is that the mess you're talking about?
我常常为了男人的事焦头烂额 Look, when you've been burned by men as often as I have,
于是不再相信童话故事中的王子 you stop believing in that fairy tale idea
会骑着白马来救我 of the guy on the white horse who comes in to save you.
但是 当我遇见麦克 But... meeting Mike
看到他是怎么尽到作丈夫 and seeing how he is as a husband
父亲 和朋友的义务时 and a father and a friend,
他让我重新相信童话了 well... he got me believing again.
苏珊 Susan...
他是个好人 He is a good man.
你真的这么认为吗 You really think that?
还是你只是想让我冷静下来 Or are you just trying to calm me down?
我真的这么认为 I really think that.
我也真的想让你冷静下来 And I really wanna calm you down.
那么 如果我给你倒上一杯酒 So if I pour this glass of wine,
你能不跑去杀人 will you not go and kill anyone?
好吧 Okay.
布里 你好吗 凯伦正在小睡 Bree! How you doing? Karen's taking a nap.
事实上 我只想找你谈谈 Actually, it's you I wanna talk to.
我可以进来吗 May I come in?
当然 Sure.
派的味道真香 Mmm! That pie smells wonderful.
是啊 凯伦做了一个大黄叶 真是莫名其妙 Yeah. Karen made rhubarb. I don't know why.
她知道我不喜欢吃的 She knows I don't like it.
你怎么会不喜欢吃这个呢 How could you not like it?
她做这个 比我做得还好吃呢 It's the one pie she makes better than I do.
我给你切一块吧 Well, may I cut you a slice?
好 Sure.
有什么事吗 What's going on?
目前有件事情非常棘手 We have a real problem on our hands.
真不敢相信她要求你做这件事 I can't believe she asked you to do this.
她甚至都不喜欢你 She doesn't even like you.
没错 这我们已经说清楚了 Yes, we've established that already.
我还以为我拒绝了 这事就过去了呢 I figured when I said no, that would be the end of it.
不 她似乎比以往更坚决了 No, she seems more determined than ever.
你在干什么啊 What the hell are you doing?!
怎么了 What?
这是我用来自杀的派啊 That's my suicide pie.
-你的什么 -我做来自杀用的 - Your what? - I made it to kill myself.
这里面全是安眠药和镇静剂 It's full of sleeping pills and tranquilizers,
还有一瓶不明液体 and a bottle of liquid something.
老天啊 我吃了两块呢 Oh, my God. I ate two pieces!
布里 对不住了 Oh, I'm so sorry, Bree.
那你要不要去医院啊 So you wanna go to the hospital or somethin'?
当然了 这还用说 Yes, I wanna go to the hospital!
你怎么想的啊 还做个"自杀派"出来 What were you doing making suicide pies?
你俩要是拿出点胆量帮帮我 Well, if you two would grow a pair and help me out...
好吧 原因都在我 Oh, sure, I'm the problem
因为我不忍心杀了自己的妻子 because I didn't wanna murder my wife.
能先上车再说吗 Can we please continue this in the car?
以免你俩忘了 In case you've forgotten,
我们还要去急救室呢 we need to get to the emergency room now!
你往哪开呢 方向弄反了 What are you doing? You're going the wrong way.
她不会在马路上调头 She can't make a 3-point turn.
我会调头 I can make a 3-point turn.
只不过直接往前开省事 This is just easier.
往医院开的路上 Okay, can we just please stay focused
能注意力集中点吗 on getting to the hospital?
顺便提醒你一下 转向灯开着呢 And F.Y.I.-- your turn signal is on.
对 奥克赫斯特那里我要左转 Yeah, I'm gonna make a left up on Oakhurst.
你不走州际公路吗 You're not gonna take the interstate?
-那样不是更快吗 -她不敢并道 - Wouldn't that be faster? - She can't merge.
我敢 不过州际公路总是堵车 I can merge. The interstate is always jammed.
而且我还要加油呢 Plus I gotta stop and get gas.
够了 停车吧 Okay, that's it. Stop! Stop the c car!
下来 我来开 Get out! I'm driving.
没必要这么气急败坏的 There's no need to get so nasty.
我有一万个理由着急啊 I have every right to get nasty.
都是你下毒害的 You poisoned me!
怎么会蠢到在派里下毒啊 Making that pie was a stupid thing to do.
你根本不理解我遭受的痛苦 You have no idea what I'm going through.
我当然理解 Oh, yes, I do.
三个月前 我差一点就把自己了断了 Three months ago, I was this close to killing myself.
在那个沮丧的夜晚 It was a quick fix
自杀是最一了百了的法子了 on a very depressing night.
但第二天早上 我意识到 But in the morning, I realized
这样做是多么的自私 it was the most selfish thing I could do.
你跟我不一样 你是寻死 而我是死定了 It's not the same. You weren't dying. I am.
我知道 I know.
但是如果你强行夺走自己的生命 会毁了 But if you take your life, it'll ruin the memory
过往一切的美好回忆 of everything you were before that.
人们只会记得你是自杀而死的 It's all anyone will remember.
看看罗伊 Look at Roy.
对于一个这么爱你的男人 你忍心吗 Is that what you wanna do to the man who loves you?
宝贝 我不想你在大限之前就自暴自弃 Baby, I don't want you to go before your time.
好 Okay.
我会全力抗争到最后一天 I'll stick around for as long as I can.
真温馨 Ohh, that's lovely,
但我们还是得赶快去急救室 but we still need to get to the emergency room.
看在老天爷的面子上 Oh, for heaven's sake.
门开着 It's open!
今天你又想来说什么 What are you gonna share with me today?
我的结肠镜检查报告 The results from my colonoscopy?
还是我妈的死讯 My mom died?
我之前不该说那些话 I shouldn't have said what I did.
我知道那话挺过分的 很抱歉 It was wrong, and I'm truly sorry.
这是我买的奶油夹心饼吗 Are those the cheese puffs I brought?
对 但没人爱吃 Yeah. I guess nobody liked 'em.
我喜欢 Well, more for me.
我嫁给那个男人23年了 23年了啊 23 years I've been married to the man. 23 years.
后来我们有了矛盾 关系就比较紧张了 And then we hit a rough patch, and we stumbled,
接着他找到了你 and then he finds you--
我完全理解 I totally get it.
我说话你别插嘴 I'm talking!
他找到了你 He finds you,
就再没想过要挽回和我的关系了 and it kind of makes him stop trying to find me again.
然后有人告诉我 And then when someone has to tell me
你们要同居了 that you're moving in together,
我们都清楚这意味着什么 and we both know what that means,
是你唆使的 you do it.
我道过歉了 I said I'm sorry.
听起来真是真诚啊 And it almost sounded sincere.
随意 随你怎么想 Fine. Have it your way.
要不是汤姆要我来 我才不来 I only came because Tom asked me to apologize.
我才不管你对我是什么态度 I don't care what you think of me.
当然了 你只在乎你自己 Of course you don't. You only care about you.
简 你真的挺卑鄙啊 I think you're sneaky, Jane.
你做的每件事 都是有预谋的 I think everything you do, you do on purpose.
当你说你跟汤姆要同居了的时候 I think you couldn't wait to see the look on my face
你简直是迫不及待地要看我表情有多么尴尬 when you told me you and tom were moving in together.
你真的很喜欢看我出糗啊 I think you actually liked it.
乐在其中吧 我认为 I think you enjoyed it. I-I think--
搞什么啊 What the hell?
我差点喘不上气了 I couldn't breathe!
对不起 我刚刚慌神了 I-I'm sorry. I panicked, and I mean,
我又不像你是医生 n-not all of us are doctors.
我还是告辞吧 I think I'll go.
墨菲 Hey, Murphy.
什么事 Yeah?
你看看这个材料 You better take a look at this.
这里面很有料啊 Some crazy stuff in there, huh?
对啊 Yeah.
这上面的爆料会不会是真的 Any chance this could be on the level?
布里·范德坎普 Bree Van De Kamp.
我知道她 就是让查克伤心欲绝的女人 I know her. She's the one who ripped Chuck's heart out.
我感觉这事有蹊跷 I got a feeling about this.
要不我们去那个工地挖挖看啊 Enough of a feeling to go dig up a construction site?
好 Yeah.
床底下找了吗 Are you sure you looked under your bed?
都找遍了 鲁夫斯确实不见了 I looked everywhere. Rufus is lost.
宝贝 妈妈现在没空帮你找 Okay. Honey, mommy can't help you right now.
你去后院看看 Go look in the backyard.
就你一个人 还是你还在下班路上 So just you, or did you adopt a bunch of orphans
还领养了一群孤儿 on your way home?
卡洛斯 别这样 说两句啊 Come on, Carlos. Talk to me.
你今天为什么这么做啊 What was that about today?
你记得比尔吗 Do you remember Bill,
我一直念叨的那个戒酒中心里的家伙 That guy from rehab I was always talking about?
知道 比尔嘛 Oh, yeah, Bill.
曾是我顾问的那个 He was my counselor?
那个比尔啊 Oh. Yeah. Bill.
他跟我说起过他父亲的事 He told me this story about his dad.
他曾是在越南服役的飞行员 He was a pilot in Vietnam,
驾驶着飞机 and he'd be flying his plane,
飞行在3千英尺的高空 3,000 feet up,
投下炸弹 再返回基地 drop his bombs, go back to base.
直到有一天他收到一本《生活》杂志 It wasn't until someone sent him a "Life" magazine
他看到了他所执行的任务 that he saw the results of his...
种下的恶果 missions.
瞬间崩溃 It ruined him.
他执行任务前难道不知道吗 What, he didn't know?
他扔得可是炸弹啊 会爆炸的啊 He was dropping bombs. Things were going "Boom."
因为飞机太高了 It was the distance.
而这些年我的所作所为 And that's what I've been doing all these years--
就好像是从那些摩天大楼上投炸弹 Dropping bombs from that skyscraper,
我不能再这样下去了 and I can't keep doing it.
不能再让在底层人们的生活 I can't keep destroying lives for some...
雪上加霜 bottom line.
鲁夫斯 猫咪快出来 Rufus! Here, kitty, kitty!
那你是什么意思 要辞职不干了吗 So what are you saying, you're gonna quit your job?
没错 Yes.
我的天 Oh, my god.
但得等我找到新工作再辞 But not until I find a new one.
那又会是什么工作呢 And what will that be?
我是在想 Well, I was thinking...
也许去做咨询 Maybe counseling.
就一周之内 比尔做的好事 In one week, Bill does more good
比我这辈子做的还要多 than I've done in my entire life.
是啊 一周之内 你挣的钱 Yeah, and in one week, you make more money
也比他一辈子挣的要多 than Bill will make in his entire life.
我知道这样我们可能得节约点 I'm not saying that we wouldn't have to cut back.
家里的花销可能得缩减一下 You know, we may have to do a little downsizing.
等等 给我详细说说 甘地 Whoa! Whoa! Like what? I need specifics, Gandhi.
我不知道 I don't know!
我就是觉得家里有好多东西 It just seems like we have a bunch of stuff
是根本不必要的 几台超大电视 that we don't need-- big screen TVs,
两台车 two cars,
一栋大房子 a really big house.
你想让我们搬家 Well, you want us to move?
是的 也许搬去个有不错的公立学校的地方 Yeah! Maybe to someplace with a good public school.
你这就打算把孩子们从她们喜欢的私立学校 Uh, now you're yanking the kids out of private school,
赶出来了 which they love,
这就是你的解决办法 that's your solution?
救命啊 救命啊 Help! Help!
胡安妮塔 Juanita?
妈妈 Mommy!
我的天 Oh, my god!
好 宝贝 别动 Okay. Baby, don't move!
我吓坏了 I'm scared!
没事亲爱的 爸爸上来了 坚持住 It's okay, sweetie! Daddy's coming. Just hold on.
别往下看 And don't look down.
好吧 宝贝 Okay, baby,
你能慢慢往爸爸那边爬吗 You think you can walk slowly over to daddy?
不行 我动不了 No. I-I can't move.
好吧 那我出来接你 Okay, then I'm coming out to get you.
等一下卡洛斯 小心点 No, wait, Carlos! Be careful!
我们慢慢来 We are gonna take this...
没事的 Nice and slow.
好吧 眼睛看着我 Okay, just keep your eyes on me.
我的天 Oh, my god!
没事的 没事的 我抓住你了 抓住了 It's okay, it's okay. I got you. I got you.
胡安妮塔终于睡着了 Juanita's finally asleep.
她没事吧 She okay?
嗯 多亏你了 Yeah, thanks to you.
天啊 太吓人了 God, that was so scary.
万一她发生了什么事 You know, if anything had happened to her--
这件事的发生意味深长 是吧 It really puts things into perspective, doesn't it?
确实是 Sure does.
提醒我们 没有任何事 Reminds you nothing's more important
比照料家人来得重要 than taking care of family.
非常同意 I could not agree more.
那好 Good.
这是不是意味着你要收回那些疯言疯语 So does this mean you're giving up all that crazy talk
好好回去工作 and going back to work?
不 No!
刚好相反 The exact opposite.
这意味着我更清楚地意识到到底什么更重要 It means I'm more aware than ever of what really matters--
回馈别人 Giving back.
你为什么要这么说 Why do you keep calling it that?
你这不是回馈 你是在索取 You're not giving. You're taking--
向你的家人索取 from us, your family.
我真不知道我怎么就觉得你会明白这一切 I don't know why I thought you'd understand this.
你一直就自私 You have always been selfish.
我有罪 我就是自私 Guilty! I am selfish.
可当初结婚的时候你就知道 But you knew that when we got married.
我们的模式就是这样 That was the deal--
你挣钱 我来花 You make the money, I spend it.
我现在也还没改 And I'm still holding up my end.
加布 我上班很痛苦 我不能再继续了 Gaby, I am miserable at work. I can't do it anymore.
你知不知道我有多少次在心里想着 Do you know how many times I thought to myself,
我不能再继续了 "I can't do it anymore"?
你愧疚酗酒的时候 When you were drowning your guilt in booze,
你消失在戒酒中心的时候 when you disappeared in rehab,
可我迫使自己撑起这个家 but I willed myself to hold this family together
因为总得有一个人这样做 because someone had to!
你猜怎么着 And guess what?!
这回轮到你了 Now it is your turn.
我有些事想要告诉你 I've got something to tell you.
你还生气呢 是吧 Oh. You're still mad, aren't you?
没有 No.
你很难让人一直生气 麦克·德尔菲诺 You're a hard guy to stay mad at, Mike Delfino.
我好像想明白为什么了 And I think I figured out why.
我想明白了当初是什么原因 I figured out what it was about you
让我在第一次见到你的时候就心动了 that flipped my switch the very first time I met you.
一定是因为我有点邪邪的帅气 Gotta be the rugged good looks.
不是 不过那也不差 No. But they didn't hurt.
好吧 那是什么 Okay. So what was it?
你从不害怕 You don't get scared.
我 Me?
不会 不是这样 Nah, that's not true.
是这样的 你从来不害怕 No, it is. You don't get scared.
每个人见到你的时候都这么想 It's what everyone thinks when they meet you.
因为你总是照顾别人 Because you always take care of people.
你为什么是这样的 Why are you like that?
我的 Uh, my, um...
我爸爸以前会狠狠地打我妈 My dad beat the crap out of my mom
那时候我还小 when I was little.
很糟糕 Bad.
我能听见他动手打人 I'd hear it happening.
可一个十岁的小孩子 And there wasn't anything
什么也做不了 a 10-year-old kid could do about it.
所以 So...
可能是这个原因 Maybe this came from that, and, uh...
不过 我这辈子 But... my whole life...
每次看见有人遇到麻烦了 When I see somebody in trouble,
我都不能视而不见 I can't walk away.
不过我可以告诉你我害怕的事情 But I can tell you something I am scared of.
我怕 我可能有点 I get scared that maybe somehow...
因为我可能不是一个很会表达的人 because I'm not the most expressive guy in the world...
可能从没让你真正明白 maybe I never made it clear to you
我有多爱你 how much I love you.
不 No.
不 我知道的 No, I got that.
我该去做晚饭了 I should start dinner.
我记得你说过要修好篱笆上的邮箱的 I thought you said you were gonna fix that fence post.
明天 Tomorrow.
又明天 Ohh, tomorrow.
还有一件事 One more thing.
德尔菲诺 Delfino!
我们总是把生命中的所得 We all take the gift of life
视为理所当然 for granted.
如果我们能放慢时间的脚步 If only we could slow things down.
我叫麦克·德尔菲诺 I'm Mike Delfino.
我刚租了隔壁西姆家的房子 I just started renting the Simms' house next door.
苏珊·梅尔 我住在街对面 Susan Mayer. I live across the street.
你干吗呢 Whatcha doin'?
把我自己锁在外面了 还裸着 Locked myself out, naked.
你还好吗 So how are you?
我从没见过你这么美 I've never seen you look so beautiful.
他说我怀孕了 He said I'm pregnant.
麦克 Mike?
因为你还没反应过来 Because before you know it...
那些所得就转瞬即逝 The gift is gone.
麦克 麦克 天哪 Mike. Mike? Oh, god.
麦克 别啊 Mike! No.
别啊麦克 不要 No. Mike. No.
不要 No!
麦克 Mike!
不要 No!