《绝望的主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
在麦克的葬礼上 苏珊和M.J.向他道别 At Mike's funeral, Susan and M.J. said good-bye.
加布豁然开朗 Gaby gave her blessing.
你应该辞职 You should quit your job.
如果你觉得做顾问更快乐 If being a counselor is gonna make you happy,
那你就该这么做 Then that's what you should do.
勒奈特说出了对汤姆女友的看法 Lynette spoke her mind about Tom's girlfriend...
我觉得他们俩长不了 I actually don't think it's gonna last that much longer.
而警方收集了更多的证据 And the police gathered more evidence.
有人认为是你杀害了桑切斯先生 Someone is accusing you of killing Mr.Sanchez.
这简直是无稽之谈 That's just silly.
等铁证如山的时候再把这个贱人一举拿下 I wanna make sure we get enough to put this bitch away for good.
雷尼·佩里对求婚已经满心期待了数月 Renee Perry had waited many months for a proposal,
而这几个月中 她屡屡失望 and for many months, she had been disappointed.
在火炉边的舒适夜晚 There had been cozy evening by the fire...
没让她如愿 That didn't go the way she had hoped.
紫藤公园的浪漫时刻 A romantic moment in Wisteria Park...
却浪漫全失 That wasn't so romantic after all.
而湖边的美好野餐 And a beautiful picnic by a lake...
也丝毫 that turned out to be
没有更多惊喜 nothing more than a picnic.
所以当她再度失望时 So when disappointment struck again...
雷尼决定打破沉默 Renee decided to speak up.
甜点 Dessert?
这就是六菜餐的重头戏吗 That's the big finale to a 6-course meal?
甜点 Dessert?
你想上奶酪之类的吗 Were you expecting, like, a cheese course?
不 No!
我期待的是一枚戒指 I was expecting a ring.
你准备了红玫瑰 香槟 You have red roses, champagne.
你传递了这世界上一切 You are sending me every signal in the world
要隆重向我求婚的信号 that I'm about to get a big proposal
而你却只准备了小甜点 and instead, I get a cookie.
这是巧克力蛋奶酥 Well, it's a chocolate souffle.
随便了 我不年轻了 Whatever. I am not a young woman.
我不知道还能承受多少假动作 I don't know how many more fake outs my heart can take.
好吧 我招 我今晚的确准备求婚 Okay, fine. I-I was gonna propose tonight.
我第一次表现太差 I just did such a horrible job the first time,
我想这次能够非同一般 I-I... I wanted this to be exceptional.
人家管这叫"单刀直入"[求婚] They call it "Popping the question,"
不是"拖延战术" Not "Dragging it out to eternity,"
所以快点吧 直接问 So come on! Pop!
那我能先读我写好的话吗 Can I at least, uh, read you the speech that I wrote?
天呐 直接读最后一段吧 Oh, lord. Just give me the last paragraph.
好 Okay.
"综上种种" "For all these reasons and more,
"我有幸问你 是否..." It is with great honor, that I ask you if you"--
别管它了 继续念 Uh, we're ignoring that. Keep going.
"你是否愿意让我成为" "...i-if you would consider making me
"世上最幸福的..." the happiest man in the"--
走开 Go away!
警察 It's the police.
我们找本·福克纳先生 We're looking for a Mr. Ben Faulkner.
我就是本·福克纳 有事吗 I'm Ben Faulkner. How can I help you?
查平树林正在施工的 You own the condominium project
公寓项目是你的吗 under construction at Chapman Woods?
以前是 现在归银行所有了 I used to. Bank owns it now.
能和我们去警局跑一趟吗 You mind coming down to the station with us?
我们在施工现场发现了尸体 I want to ask you about a body
想向你了解情况 we found on the site.
他被捕了吗 Is... he under arrest?
没 夫人 我们只是想问你男友些问题 No, ma'am. We just want to ask you boyfriend a few questions.
等等 Wait!
他不是我男友 他是我未婚夫了 He's not my boyfriend. He's my fiance.
没错 雷尼·佩里对求婚期待已久 Yes, Renee Perry had waited a long time for a proposal...
好了 带他走吧 Okay. Now you can take him.
而且她不会让机会从指尖溜走 And she wasn't about to let it slip through her fingers.
布里·范德坎普每天醒来第一件事 Bree Van de Kamp started every morning
都是关注最新的新闻 by catching up on the latest news,
可有时新闻会来得出其不意 but sometimes the news came from an unexpected source.
布里 快瞧瞧我的手 Hey, Bree. Look what happened to my hand.
天呐 Oh, my goodness!
你们... Are you--
我们要结婚了 We're getting married.
真好 Oh, how wonderful!
-对 我们很开心 -"很开心" - Yeah, we're pretty happy. - "Pretty happy"?
我们欣喜若狂 欢欣鼓舞 Oh, we're ecstatic. Knickers to the wind.
兴高采烈 Over the moon.
恭喜 什么时候的事 Congratulations. When did this happen?
昨晚 对了 Last night. Oh, and get this--
在这个隆重浪漫的求婚期间 In the middle of his big, romantic proposal,
几个警察上门来调查他们在施工现场 the cops come by to ask about some dead body
发现的尸体 they found at the construction site.
再多说点 So tell me more.
我当然想要场盛大的婚礼 Well, I definitely want a big wedding.
有伴娘 有全套仪式 Bridesmaids, the works.
我说的是尸体 警察怎么说的 I was talking about the body. What did the police say?
没怎么说 我告诉他们 Uh, not much. You know, I told them
我毫不知情 他们也相信我 that I didn't know anything about it, and they believed me.
很好 Good.
尽管我不得不说 Although I have to say,
你们没马上告诉我 我很吃惊 I'm surprised you didn't tell me sooner.
-你知道... -抱歉 昨天很晚了 - You know... -Oh, we're sorry. Uh, it was late,
而且我想先告诉我姐姐 and I wanted to tell my sister first.
我说的还是尸体 Again, talking about the body.
我们为什么要和你说那事 Why would we tell you that?
我们为什么要谈尸体 而不是聊我 And why are we talking about this and not me?
没错 我只是不希望这个悲剧 Quite right. I-I just would hate to see this tragic news
影响你们的好事 interfere with your happy day.
我认为不会有影响 And I don't think it will,
不过我也不觉得你该担心这事 but I really don't think you should worry about it.
警方好像没太当回事 Uh, the police don't seem like they're gonna pose a problem.
是坎普法官 That was Judge Kemp.
他刚签署了那份搜查令 He just signed off on that warrant.
给布里·范德坎普的 For Bree Van de Kamp?
很迅速 That was fast.
我动用了点关系 I might've called in some favors.
我越早能证明她有罪 The sooner I can prove she's guilty,
就越早能看到她付出代价 the sooner I can watch her pay for it.
又收到一个 米兹·金斯基送的 We got another one. Um, Mitzi Kinsky.
"麦克是我们街上的一缕阳光" "Mike was a ray of sunshine on our street.
"我们会想念他" He will be missed dearly."
多贴心啊 大家都那么慷慨大方 Isn't that lovely? Everybody's been so generous.
对 十罐自制果酱 Yeah. Ten jars of homemade jam.
不知道她是太大方了 I don't know if she was being generous
还是在清理她家的地窖 or just cleaning out her basement.
不管是哪种原因 Well, either way,
这是她表达爱和支持的方式 it's a gesture of love and support.
让我舒坦多了 Makes me feel better.
我的小宝贝来了 There is my baby boy.
早 小家伙 Morning, bub.
竹筏上躺的蛋 Eggs on a raft,
你喜欢的做法 Just the way you like 'em.
真难闻 These smell gross.
好吧 没问题 Okay, um, not a problem.
你想让我给你做什么... Is there something else you'd like me to--
M.J. M.J.
没事 亲爱的 It's okay, honey.
你想吃什么 Um, what do you want?
草莓冰淇淋 Strawberry ice cream.
小家伙 我觉得早餐吃这个可不健康 Uh, buddy, I don't think that's the healthiest way you start your day.
我才不管你的看法 I don't care what you think.
就破例这一次 maybe just this once.
我给你拿个碗 I'll get you a bowl.
或者 不用碗也行 Or, uh, no bowl is good.
我要边看电视边吃 I'm gonna eat this in front of the TV.
你能给我拿点彩糖豆吗 Can you bring me some sprinkles?
当然可以 亲爱的 Of course, honey.
妈 Uh, mom.
怎么了 只是冰淇淋 What? It's just ice cream, okay?
他失去了爸爸 He lost his dad.
好吧 Okay.
妈妈 我的彩糖豆呢 Mom, where's my sprinkles?
来了 Coming!
发生什么了 What's... going on here?
我打算用能量早餐 I thought I'd kick off your big resignation day
帮你开始这个重大辞职日 with a power breakfast.
另外 香肠的保质期昨天到期 Plus the expiration on this sausage was yesterday.
我得说 I gotta say,
既然这天终于到了 now that the day is finally here,
我开始有点害怕了 I'm starting to get a little freaked out.
别担心 Don't you worry.
我做了个决定 I've made a decision.
我会找个工作 I'm getting a job.
什么 你不需要这样做的 What? You don't have to do that.
不 我愿意 是时候让我帮忙了 No, I want to. It's time I help out.
我欠你的 I owe it to you.
所以我写了份简历 So I wrote up a resume,
预约了求职中介 I booked a meeting at an employment agency,
我还给自己买了个女式公文包 and I even bought myself a girlie briefcase.
我以为我们应该削减支出的 But I thought we were just gonna cut back,
生活得节省一点 Live a smaller life?
我想过这个了 Yeah, I thought about that.
然后决定 我想要更好的生活 Then I decided I want a slightly bigger life,
所以我想如果我工作 So I figure if I work,
女孩们可以继续在私立学校上学 The girls can stay in private school,
我们也能留着这两辆车 we can keep both cars,
而且也许还能去 and maybe even take
我们本打算取消的滑雪旅行 one of those ski trips we talked about canceling.
加布 我很高兴你愿意帮忙 Gaby, I love that you're trying to help,
但是入门级工资是无法支付滑雪的费用的 but an entry-level salary is not gonna cover the cost of skis,
更不用说住五晚豪华旅馆了 let alone five nights at the ritz.
也许现在不行 但是如果我能呈阶梯状升职 Well, maybe not now, but if I work my way up the ladder,
不久后 我也能赚大钱 in a few years, I'll be pulling in the big bucks,
像你一样 just like you do.
像你过去一样 Or did.
我们现在说的是什么样的阶梯 What kind of ladder are we talking about here?
你打算做什么 What is it that you're gonna do?
我还不知道 所以我约了求职中介 I don't know yet. That's where the employment lady comes in.
她会来帮我考虑 She's gonna help me figure out
如何最大化利用我的"技能组合" how to best utilize my "skill set."
我在你的一本商业杂志里见过这个词 Yeah, I read that in one of your business magazines.
你能这么上进 我为你感到骄傲 I'm proud of you stepping up like this.
我希望你能找到一个有医疗保险的工作 I hope you find a job that has health care,
因为我的福利今天就结束了 'cause my benefits end today.
什么 What?
没有福利不能吃过期肉 No risky meat without benefits.
道格和我当年是私奔结婚的 Yeah, Doug and I eloped,
所以这次 我想要个顶级婚礼 so this time, I want an over-the-top wedding--
四轮马车 盛大焰火 Horse-drawn carriages, fireworks,
染成紫色的贵宾犬 Poodles dyed purple.
这样是不是很怪 Uh, is this weird,
我在憧憬自己的幸福 me going on about how happy I am
你却单身 还一脸哀伤 while you're all sad and single?
事实上 我希望我不会再单身太久 Actually, I'm hoping I won't be single for long.
我决定赢回汤姆 I've decided to try to get Tom back.
所以关于我的话题到此为止了吗 So we're done talking about me?
没错 差不多 Yeah. Kinda.
真好 Great.
你怎么打算的呢 So what are you thinking?
我打算和盘托出 I figure I'll just come clean,
告诉他我过得不好 求他回来 tell him I screwed up, and beg him to come back.
就你这样居然搞定过男人 It's amazing you landed a man in the first place.
那你觉得我应该怎么做 Well, what do you think I should do?
讨好他 Oh. Throw yourself at him.
他下次过来的时候 Next time he stops by,
穿性感点 小现春光 let a boob fall out of your blouse
或者穿条紧身牛仔裤 弯下腰 or maybe bend over in those tight-ass jeans.
那没用的 That's not gonna work.
你是对的 对不起 You're right. Sorry.
我又有多懂男人呢 What do I know about getting a man?
等等 Oh, wait.
很懂 A lot.
拜托 帮帮我 Come on. Help.
要分开他们并非易事 It's not gonna be easy splitting them up.
他们刚刚同居 而且看上去很开心 They just moved in together and they seem so happy.
他们当然开心 他们正在热恋期 Of course they're happy. They're in that honeymoon phase.
他们会一起旅行 They're still taking trips,
觉得对方讲的笑话很好笑 laughing at each other's jokes,
假装他们对博物馆很有兴趣 Pretending they're interested in museums.
我们也有过热恋期 We had a honeymoon phase, too.
也许我应该提醒一下他 Maybe I need to remind him of that.
记住用裸的 Well, remind him naked.
最难的问题是怎样让他独处 The only tricky part is gonna be getting him alone.
简像鹰一样 把他看得牢牢的 Jane watches him like a hawk,
高个犯贱的鹰 A tall, bitchy hawk.
不管你打算做什么 迅速点 Well, whatever you do, do it soon.
我不想在我的婚礼上浪费一个家属名额 I'm not gonna waste a plus one at my wedding
除非他们是认真的 unless I know it's serious.
妈 Hey. Mom?
安德鲁 Andrew!
见到你真好 你好吗 It's wonderful to see you. How are you?
我很好 我很好 我真的很好 I'm good. I'm good. I'm really good.
真的吗 因为你妹妹告诉我你丢了工作 Really? Because your sister told me you lost your job.
我很担心 I've been so worried.
你没有收到我的留言吗 Didn't you get any of the messages I left?
我只是很忙 不过一切都很好 I've just been really busy. Uh, but everything's fine.
事实上 我遇到了一个人 In fact, I met someone.
是吗 那太好了 You did? That's wonderful.
我知道你和亚历克斯分手 你很难过 I know how hard your breakup from Alex was.
我很高兴你释怀了 I'm so happy that you're moving on.
对 虽然只有几个月 Yeah, well, you know, it's only been a few months,
但是我们很认真 but, uh, it's pretty serious.
有多认真 How serious?
认真到 我们大老远的开车过来 Serious enough that we were driving through town,
想让你们见见对方 and I thought the two of you should meet.
他来了吗 He's here?
对 我 Uh, yeah, well, I...
我希望你能包容一点 I want you to keep an open mind.
这是谁 Who's this?
这是玛丽·贝丝 This is Mary Beth,
我未婚妻 My fiancee.
我很高兴终于见到你了 I'm so glad to finally meet you.
我一直告诉他 I've been telling this guy
见到他妈之前我不能嫁给他 I can't marry him until I meet his mom.
所以你们真的 So you're really engaged
订婚了 to... each other?
对 Uh, yeah.
而且 你很高兴我释怀了 对吗 Yeah, and remember, you're happy I've moved on, right?
我只是有很多疑惑 I just have so many questions.
我知道你在想什么 太快了 I know what you must be thinking. It's too soon.
不 我想的不是这个 No, that's not what I'm thinking.
妈 Mom.
很抱歉 但你跟安德鲁带回家的 I'm sorry. It's just that you're very different
其他约会对象截然不同 than all of the other... dates Andrew's brought home.
人是会变的 Well, you know, people change.
你们俩个是怎么认识的 So how did you two meet anyway?
说起来还是个相当可爱的故事 Oh, it's a real cute story.
我本来是去参加社区中心的 I was at the community center
暴食互助会 for my overeaters anonymous meeting,
但我却阴错阳差地走进了戒酒互助会 but I went into the A.A. meeting by mistake.
说起阴错阳差 And by "Mistake,"
我记得酗酒者都很爱吃甜甜圈 I mean I remembered how drunks love their doughnuts.
我伸手去拿浇过糖汁的酪乳时 So as I was reaching for a buttermilk glazed,
遇到了安德鲁 there was Andrew.
你曾参加过暴食会 You were in overeaters anonymous?
是的 我先是减了220磅 Yeah, I actually lost 220 pounds
然后得到了这个160磅的A级别猛男 and then gained 160 pounds of grade "A" beefcake!
她是不是很可爱啊 Isn't she adorable? Uh-huh.
安德鲁 你来厨房里帮把手 Andrew, would you help me in the kitchen?
我想拿些饮茶饼干 I'd like to get some tea biscuits,
但它们在非常高的搁板上 and they're on a very high shelf.
饮茶饼干啊 Ooh, tea biscuits.
46卡路里 46 calories.
安德鲁 我真是不明白 Andrew, I do not understand.
到底是怎么回事 What is going on here?
我知道你会很意外 Look, I-I know it's not who you were expecting,
但是记得你总是跟我说 but remember how you always said
成为同性恋只是一个阶段 that being gay was just a phase,
我应该去见合适的女孩子 that I-I just needed to meet the right girl?
你说得没错 Well, you were right.
为我高兴就是了 Just be happy for me.
好了 去上床睡觉 Come on. Back to bed.
M.J 现在是凌晨两点 M.J., it is 2:00 in the morning.
你应该上床睡觉了 You should be in bed.
你没权力告诉我该怎么做 You can't tell me what to do.
你刚才说什么 What did you just say to me?
把电视打开 Hey. Turn that back on!
孩子们 Guys?
发生了什么事 What's going on in here?
我正劝说M.J去上床睡觉 I am trying to get M.J. back to bed.
我睡不着 I can't sleep.
是啊 但轰炸外星人就更睡不着了 Yeah, well, blowing up aliens isn't gonna help.
别吵了 Come on.
不 我就是想玩游戏 No, I wanna play my game.
现在就把电视打开 Turn it back on now!
小点声 别生气 Shh. Shh. Don't get upset.
你可以玩完游戏 You can finish your game.
什么 What?
但只能玩一会 Just for a little while,
然后你就回去上床睡觉 好吗 then you have to go back to bed, okay?
妈妈 我能和你聊一下吗 Mom, can I talk to you for a second?
我觉得你这么惯他不好 I think you're making a mistake.
这没什么大不了的 It's not that big a deal.
是的 这很重要 Yes, it is.
我知道他正在遭受着痛苦 Look, I know what he's going through is awful,
但这么做也于事无补 but this isn't helping.
他完全是在得寸进尺 He's totally taking advantage of you.
他没有 He's not taking advantage.
他的心理受到了创伤 He's traumatized,
看到他经受着这些 我难受极了 and it's killing me to see what he's going through,
如果玩电子游戏 so if I can give him a little joy
能给他带来点欢乐 by letting him play video games,
那我愿意随他去 that's what I'm gonna do.
我正在找一份六位数的薪水 So I'm looking to make in the 6-figure range,
当然 还要有福利 plus benefits, of course.
我有两个女儿 所以弹性的工作时间最好 And I have two young girls, so flexible hours would be good.
我们经常要度个长假 And we always take this big vacation,
所以我还需要两周的假期 也许三周 so I'll need two weeks off. Maybe three.
你知道吗 干脆整个八月份都让我放假好了 You know what? Just give me all of august.
你有什么职位给我 So what do you got for me?
自我审查 A reality check.
你说什么 Excuse me?
索利斯夫人 你需要调整一下期望值 Mrs. Solis, you're gonna have to adjust your expectations.
往上调吗 Up?
不是 你最近都不看报吗 No. Have you not been reading the newspapers?
现在工作市场很不景气 The job market right now is brutal.
我手上有博士学位的人都找不到工作 I have people with PHDs that I can't find jobs for,
坦白讲 你的工作经验非常有限 and frankly, your job experience is very limited.
模特 模特 模特 Modeling, modeling, modeling.
好吧 好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay. Okay.
杂志 Print,
T台 Runway,
游艇展 Boat show.
咱俩谁是内行 Who's the job expert here?
另外 你有十五年没上过班了 Plus, there's a 15-year gap here.
是的 我是受宠的妻子 Yeah, to be a doting wife
也是两个孩子亲爱的母亲 and a loving mother of two.
你有养孩子的经验 You have experience with children.
我这里有份日间在托儿所的工作 I have a job at a day care center.
管其他人的孩子 And deal with other people's kids?
我连自己的孩子都不喜欢呢 I don't even like my own.
你没上过大学 Look, you didn't go to college,
甚至都没高中毕业 you didn't even graduate high school,
你的推荐人只是 and your only references are
摄影师和过气的摇滚歌星 photographers and aging rock stars.
在当今的工作市场 估计没人雇你 In today's market, you're basically unemployable.
你这么做就能领到工资 And you actually get paid for this?
我现在应该怎么做 So now what am I supposed to do?
你可以开始计划一下八月份的假期了 Well, you could start planning that August vacation.
加布丽尔·索利斯非常沮丧 Gabrielle Solis was depressed,
她郁闷的时候 and when she was depressed,
没有什么比挥霍一下信用卡 nothing lifted her spirits like a good workout...
更能让她振作的了 of her credit card.
我能帮你吗 May I help you?
是的 我想要窗子里那条小的红色围巾 Yeah, uh, I just wanna get that little red scarf I saw in the window.
然后我就走了 Then I'll be on my way.
好吧 All right.
不过跟那条 Although that...
黑色的紧身裙搭配起来应该会很完美 black sheath dress would go perfect with it.
看那双过膝的长靴啊 Look at those over-the-knee boots!
好吧 我开什么玩笑 Okay. Who am I kidding?
给我一杯浓的卡布奇诺和跟班肌肉男 Get me a double cappuccino and muscular stock boy.
老娘需要把所有的东西都要重置一新 Mama needs a new pair of everything.
我要的是灰褐色 这很明显是米黄色 I said taupe. This is clearly beige.
我们没有灰褐色 We don't have it in taupe.
二楼 左边第三个服装模特身上 快点 Second floor, third mannequin from the left. Look alive.
试试这双 要杏红的 I'll try these in plum,
这双试豹纹的 These in leopard,
这双 算了 These... oh, forget it.
没有女人会想要低于4英寸的鞋 No lady wants to see anything under 4 inches.
这条配这条 这条配这条 You go with you. You go with you.
不要这个 You go away.
没有顾客知道怎么配那条连身裙 No one's been able to make that romper work.
我们要帮她吗 Should we help her?
往后站 她知道该怎么搭配 Stay back. She knows what she's doing.
海军夹克衫 银色的大圆圈耳环 Navy blazer, silver hoop earrings,
厚底的坡跟鞋 platform wedge.
再配一个红色的漆皮手提包 And a red patent leather clutch.
太有才了 太有才了 Genius! Genius.
每道菜都色香味俱全 范德坎普夫人 Everything looks and smells so amazing, Mrs. Van de Kamp.
你介意我拍张照片吗 Do you mind if I take a picture?
给食物照相 Of the food?
这样的话 我现在只要吃一点 That way I eat just a little bit now,
等我觉得饿了 And then later, when I'm hungry,
看看照片 记忆就会把我喂饱 I can look at the picture and get full on the memory.
她是不是特招人喜欢[直译为吃个精光] Don't you just wanna eat her up?
那也得先给她照张相 Not before I take a picture of her.
玛丽·贝丝 You know, Mary Beth,
我才意识到自己对你的情况一无所知 I just realized I don't know a thing about you.
你是做什么工作的 What do you do?
我没工作 Well, actually, nothing.
从小 父母就宠着我 My parents have been pretty generous.
是吗 那你父母是做什么的 Oh, really? What, uh, sort of work are they in?
这你就别管了 妈 None of your business, mom.
没关系 没关系 No, no. It's okay.
他们创立了玛丽·贝丝奶油冰淇淋公司 They invented Mary Beth's Frozen Custard.
玛丽·贝丝 你就是那个玛丽·贝丝 Mary Beth? You're that Mary Beth?
想起我了吗 纸盒上的那个小孩 Recognize me? The kid on the carton?
带着你头像的冰淇淋遍布全国的超市 It's in every supermarket in the country.
肯定有数十亿美元的... It must be a multibillion dollar--
跟我去厨房帮忙吧 安德鲁 Would you help me in the kitchen, Andrew?
马上过来 Now.
安德鲁 我知道你近来手头紧 Andrew, I knew you were having financial troubles,
但没想到你竟能做出这种事 but I never thought you'd stoop to this.
-你说什么 -她是富家女 - What? - She's an heiress.
显然你是为了钱才想跟她结婚的 You're obviously marrying her for her money.
我娶她是因为我特别爱她 I'm marrying her because I'm crazy about her.
我们的电影品位相同 她常逗我开心 We love the same movies. She makes me laugh.
她懂我 她真的很了不起 She gets me. She's really an amazing girl.
终于让我发现你漂亮的一面啦 I think I found your good side!
笑一笑 小面团 Smile, gnocchi.
她有精神病 She's disturbed.
我承认 她是有点古怪 Okay. All right. She's a little eccentric,
但是 我爱她 But you know what? I love her.
安德鲁·范德坎普 你爱的是意大利鞋 Andrew Van de Kamp, you love Italian shoes.
是上世纪中期的家具 You love mid-century modern furniture.
从你的上网记录看 你还爱 And according to your internet history, you love...
看军医给新兵进行详细的体检 Army doctors giving elaborate physicals to young recruits.
你不爱女孩的 But you do not love girls.
我变了 你怎么就不能接受这一点 Why can't you accept that I've changed?
因为同性恋不是你后天的选择 Because homosexuality is not a choice.
而是你的本性 You were born this way.
这句话还是我说的 I'm the one who told you that.
我花了好长时间 And it took me a long time,
才终于理解了这句话 but I was finally able to wrap my head around it.
宝贝 你就是这样 喜欢男性 Honey, you're here, you're queer,
我已经习惯了 and I'm used to it.
妈 我这就走 好吗 You know what, mom? I'm not here anymore, all right?
玛丽·贝丝 我们走 Mary Beth, let's go.
回来啦 Hey.
跟爸爸玩得怎么样 How was your dad's?
凑活吧 Fine.
她闹了点小情绪 She was in a bit of a mood,
但我还是无条件地爱你 but I still love you unconditionally.
我猜猜 是不是和 Let me guess--did it have something to do
这周四晚上的泰勒·斯威夫特演唱会有关 with a certain Taylor Swift concert this Thursday night?
我的意思是 I'm just saying,
我朋友的妈妈都会带她们去 all my friends' moms are taking them.
她们的妈妈肯定会被吵得失聪半个月 And all your friends' moms are gonna be deaf for two weeks,
就像我上次听完演唱会回来后一样 like I was the last time I went to a concert.
我是不会带你去的 I'm not doing it.
太不公平了 It's not fair.
我去给佩琪洗澡了 I am gonna go give Paige a bath.
谢谢你们送她回来 Thank you for bringing her home.
我帮你把行李箱拉进来 I'm gonna go grab your suitcase.
妈妈 求你了 Mom! Please!
带我去 你就是世界上最最最好的妈妈 It'd make you the bestest mom in the whole wide world!
不行 没得商量 Nope. The matter is closed.
太烦人了 This sucks.
你知道还有谁喜欢泰勒·斯威夫特吗 You know who else likes Taylor Swift?
我 Me.
要是你父母同意 我就带你去 I mean, if your parents are okay with it, I'll take you.
我的天啊 Oh, my god!
你最好了 You're the best!
我跟妈妈商量下 然后给你打电话 I'll check with my mom and call you?
快去吧 Can't wait.
好的 Okay!
怎么样 So?
滴水不漏 Totally worked.
周四整晚爸爸都是属于你一个人的 You'll have dad all to yourself Thursday night.
你是世界上最最最乖的女儿 You are the bestest girl in the whole wide world.
加布 Gaby!
宝贝 Hi, babe.
那是什么 What is that?
这个吗 This?
一只靴子 It's a boot.
我买了靴子 I bought a boot.
就买了 一只 You bought... one boot?
没错 因为我很节俭 Yep. 'cause I'm frugal.
总有一天会把另一只也买回来 One day I'll buy the other one.
就买了这点东西 That's all you bought?
我接到银行的电话 Because I got a call from the bank.
说有人疯狂地刷过你的信用卡 Seems somebody was going crazy with your credit card.
没准信用卡是谁偷去用了 Huh. Maybe it was stolen.
有可能 Yeah.
那人穿0号衣服 净挑奇贵无比的买 By a size 0 with incredibly expensive taste.
床底下的购物袋是怎么回事 What is this shopping bag doing under the bed?
那是我给一个女人买的 I bought a gift for a woman
她老公在伊拉克 为我们的自由而战 whose husband is in Iraq, fighting for our freedom.
加布 把这些统统退回去 Gaby! You're taking it all back.
不行 I can't.
穿过就退不了了 Not if I've worn it.
退不了了 现在退不了了 Can't take it back. Can't take it back now.
看见没 都穿 See? It's all--
别闹 别闹 别闹 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop!
这不比过去 咱们买不起这些东西了 Our lives have changed. We can't afford this anymore.
你还没跟我说你找的赚大钱的工作呢 Not unless you got some big job you haven't told me about.
出什么事了 What's wrong?
我去见过那个中介了 I met with that job lady.
她的意思是 我没资格做任何工作 But she basically said I'm not qualified to do anything.
说我高中没毕业 也没做过正经工作 I didn't finish school. I've never had a real job.
是个只能靠外表的花瓶 The only thing I've ever gotten paid for is being pretty.
说得我都觉得这辈子 I just feel like my life
我所有的决定都是一错再错 has been one bad decision after another.
那 我们的女儿呢 Uh... what about the girls?
还有嫁给了我呢 What about marrying me?
这才是让我最难过的地方 That's the part that hurts the most.
你们是我这辈子唯一一件做对的事 You guys are the only good thing I've ever done,
如今却让你们失望了 and I feel like I'm letting you down.
加布 Gaby...
你这么聪明 You are smart.
肯定会有办法的 You'll figure something out,
会找到很棒的工作 Something great.
可是与此同时 But in the meantime,
这些衣服 all these clothes
必须退回去 have to go back.
我知道 I know.
能再和它们单独待一会吗 Could you just give us a moment alone?
喂 Hello?
是的 我是他妈妈 Yes, this is his mother.
他做了什么 He did what?
他用订书机砸你吗 He threw a stapler at you?
是啊 正对着我的脑袋 Yes, right at my head.
你确定这不是个意外吗 Are you sure it wasn't an accident?
他不可能会故意对着你的脑袋砸的 He couldn't have been aiming at your head.
他当时这么说的 What he said was--
以防万一 我把他说的话都记下来了 And I wrote this down because I wanted to be exact--
"别来烦我 "Leave me alone,
再烦我我就拿这个订书机砸死你" Or I'm going to throw this stapler at your head."
我...我真的很抱歉 I-I'm so sorry.
你也知道的 M.J.的父亲刚刚过世 You do know that M.J. Just lost his father, right?
我知道 我也为你们俩感到非常伤心 I do. My heart goes out to both of you.
可是不管孩子家里发生了什么事情 But there is no place for violence in my classroom,
我都绝不能容忍在教室里发生暴力事件 No matter what the circumstances are at home.
"什么事情" "Circumstances"?
这并不是他找不到他心爱的玩具 I mean, it's not like he just lost his favorite toy
或是他的宠物乌龟不见了 or a pet turtle.
他永远的失去了他的父亲啊 He... lost his dad.
可是如果M.J.刚刚出手再重一点的话 Yes, but if M.J. Had thrown that stapler a little harder,
我的孙子孙女们就永远失去奶奶了 My grandkids might have lost their grandmother.
他现在肯定也非常的愧疚 Well, I'm sure that he is sorry.
他并不愧疚 事实上 他是这么说的 He isn't. In fact, he said--and I quote--
"正中靶心" "Bull's-eye."
我觉得他已经不适合再留在这个班级里了 I'm considering having him removed from my class.
好吧 呃... Okay. Uh...
M.J.今天的行为确实是不对的 What M.J. Did was wrong,
但是我很难想象一个每天花这么多时间 But... I'm finding it hard to believe
和孩子们在一起的人 that a person that spends so much time with children
居然会对一个孩子的痛苦这样视而不见 could be so oblivious to a child's pain.
还有其他20个孩子需要我去关心 I have 20 other children I need to protect.
而M.J.的确是一个非常暴躁的小男孩 And M.J. is a very angry little boy.
他当然会暴躁 Well, of course he's angry.
他才9岁 He's 9,
他生命中最重要最亲的人之一 And one of the most important and loving people
永远地离开了他 in his life has just been ripped away from him.
而他现在必须面对这样一个残忍的事实 And now he has to live with the fact
他的爸爸永远不会回来了 that his father is never coming back.
请小点声 Inside voices, please.
"小声"你个头 Oh, to hell with your "Inside voices."
他的父亲死了 His father is dead.
我的丈夫 他死了 My husband is dead!
啊 我的脚 Oh! My foot.
她来了 It's her.
大家干嘛都盯着我看 我做错什么了吗 Why is everyone looking at me? Did I do something wrong?
当然没有 事实上 No. No, in fact, we have done nothing
我们从昨天到今天都一直在讨论你的购物技巧 but talk about your shopping skills for the last 24 hours.
真的吗 Really?
当然了 我们甚至把监控录像翻了出来 Yes. We even went back
就是为了再领略一遍你的风采 and watched the security tape to see it again.
留着录像带吧 这是我的闭幕演出了 Well, keep the tape. It was my last show.
-什么 -今时不同往日了 - What? - Uh, circumstances have changed.
我血拼的日子结束了 帮我个忙 My shopping days are over. So just do me a favor.
等我走了以后再把那双靴子重新上架 Wait till I'm gone to restock the boots.
我可不想今天又哭一次 I can't cry again today.
等等 等等 Uh, wait. Wait.
帮索利斯太太把这些东西收好 Take care of these for Mrs.Solis
给她倒杯香槟过来 And bring her a glass of champagne.
香槟 Champagne?
你是没听懂我刚刚说的话吗 我破产了 Did you not hear me? I'm broke.
你不用再来拍我的马屁了 You have no reason to suck up to me anymore.
可是我想让你来为我工作呀 Well, I do if I want you to work here.
什么 Huh?
你就像是一个购物达人 You see, you're like a... a shopping savant,
每天都会有成百上千的女人来到店里 And every day, women come in here with all the money in the world
腰缠万贯 却毫无头绪该怎么花这些钱 and no clue what to spend it on.
你可以帮助她们 You could help them.
像私人购物买手那样的工作嘛 You mean like a personal shopper job?
别把这当成一份工作 No, do not think of it as a job.
亲爱的 对于你而言 这是一份使命 For you, my dear, it is a calling.
我说不好 I don't know.
员工能专享6折优惠 Employees get a 40% discount.
你好 欢迎光临卡柏丽时装店 Hi. Welcome to Cumberly's.
我是加布丽尔 有什么能为你服务的吗 My name's Gabrielle. Can I help you?
我想感谢你们能接受我的歉意 I want to thank you for accepting my apology.
以及在离开之前还能赶过来一趟 And coming over before you left town.
我觉得我之前对你们婚事的反应... I feel like I haven't had the appropriate reaction
很不得体 to this wedding.
没有啦 你表现得很友好 No. No, no, you've been wonderful.
为了表达我对这桩婚事的极度喜悦之情 To show you how excited I am that my little boy is getting married,
我为你们开了一个惊喜订婚派对 I've thrown you a surprise engagement party.
妈 你这是在搞什么鬼 Mom, what the hell is this?
我只是邀请了一些你以前的老朋友们 Oh, I just invited some of your old friends over
让他们表示一下对你的恭喜 to congratulate you.
多年未见啊小妞 Hey, girl. I haven't seen you in ages.
你这双鞋真是太赞了啦 Those shoes are ferosh.
这个丑婆娘是谁 Who's this hag?
这是安德鲁的未婚妻 玛丽·贝丝 This is Andrew's fiancee Mary Beth.
你好呀 玛丽·贝丝 Hi, Mary Beth.
我是布来恩 不带草字头的"来" I'm Brian with an "I".
这位是布莱恩 带草字头的"莱" This is Bryan with a "Y".
你结婚这件事是在搞什么 过来谈会儿 What is this about you getting married? We need to dish.
亲爱的 要不... Um, uh, sweetie, why don't--
不如你先去厨房找杯喝的吧 Why don't you go in the kitchen and grab a drink?
我真是爱死这帮男生了 I just love those boys.
他们以前经常来这儿 They used to be here all the time.
你觉得安德鲁的朋友们怎么样呢 So what did you think of Andrew's friends?
他们人都很好 而且都打扮的很时髦 They seem sweet and very well-groomed.
是啊 但是你不觉得他们... Well, yeah, but don't they seem,
我也说不好 有那么点...娘 I don't know, a little... disco-y?
范德坎普太太 我知道安德鲁是同性恋 Mrs.Van de kamp, I know Andrew's gay.
你知道 You do?
我们从没有真正意义上的做过爱 We've never actually made love,
他床头还贴了张迈克尔·菲尔普斯的海报 And he has a picture of Michael Phelps next to his bed.
他说是因为他爱国 但是... Says it's patriotic, but...
我不明白 如果你知道的话 I don't understand. If you know about him--
你必须理解我 You have to understand,
我从小就很胖 一直孤零零的 I grew up fat and lonely.
但我终于减肥成功以后 When I lost all the weight,
我以为男人就会注意到我了 可是没有 I thought men would look at me differently, but they didn't.
我觉得我已经要绝望了 I just kind of gave up.
玛丽·贝丝 Oh, Mary Beth.
直到我遇见了安德鲁 他贴心 幽默 But then I met Andrew. He's sweet, fun,
我觉得 And I just thought...
我应该碰不到比他好的人了 I could do a lot worse.
不 别这么想 听我说 No. No. No. Now you listen to me.
你应当得到一段真正的充满激情的爱情 You deserve real romance and passion in your life.
我对此深有体会 I know all about this.
我把本该留给真爱的时间 I have been with plenty of men for companionship
浪费在和形形色色的男人混日子上 When it should've been for love.
你的真命天子正在等着你呢 The right man for you is out there somewhere.
你不能就这样放弃 You just can't settle.
这对你和安德鲁都不公平 It's not fair to you or to Andrew.
我得跟你谈谈 I think we need to talk.
好吧 All right.
来啦 来啦 Coming! Coming! Coming!
要不脱了吧 Okay.
还是穿上吧 Oh, no.
收到你的消息我立马赶来了 Hey. I-I came as soon as I got your message.
停电了啊 So power's out, huh?
是啊 太不好意思了 I know. This is so embarrassing.
我刚跟电力公司通了电话 I just got off the phone with the electric company,
发现是线路问题 and it turns out it's a faulty line,
他们明天一早就会过来修 so they're gonna fix it first thing tomorrow morning.
不需要我查看什么 So you don't need me to look at anything or--
抱歉 大老远地 I'm sorry. I feel terrible dragging you
把你叫过来 all the way over here,
补偿你一下如何 来杯饮料什么的 So you want something for your trouble? A drink or--
不不 我 我不想在你这碍手碍脚的 Nah. No. No. I don't-- I don't want to be in your hair.
不 才没有呢 No, no. You're not.
老实说 一个人 Honestly, it's a little scary
待在黑屋子里有点害怕 being all alone in a dark house.
难怪点了这么多蜡烛 Hence the hundreds of candles.
是有点过头了 Yeah, I did go a little overboard, huh?
你在煮什么呢 What are you cooking?
闻起来好香啊 It smells amazing in here.
我在尝试给孩子们做道新菜 Yeah? I'm trying out a new recipe for the kids.
红酒炖牛肉 Beef bourguignonne.
可佩妮跟简在一起 But Penny's with Jane
帕克又跟马丁代尔家的孩子去吃披萨了 and Parker's having pizza with the Martindales.
我超爱红酒炖牛肉的 I love beef bourguignonne.
对啊 我都忘了 Oh, that's right. I totally forgot.
你记得我们第一次吃这道菜吗 Y-you remember the first time we tried it?
在纽约 我们第二个周年纪念 New york. Our second anniversary.
难怪我会想起做这个了 Oh, that must be where I got the idea.
我刚在看那次旅行的照片呢 I was just looking at pictures from that trip.
是吗 你把老影集拿出来了 Oh, yeah? You--you got out the old photo album?
是啊 Yeah.
天 Oh, ho ho. Man!
看看我们 Look at us.
要不你留下吃饭吧 我给你拿个盘子 Why don't you stay for dinner? I'll make you a plate.
我不知道呢 Yeah, I don't know.
来吧 简在听演唱会呢 Come on. Jane's at the concert.
你想怎么选 What would you rather do--
在你公寓里孤零零地吃微波炉晚餐 Eat a microwave dinner all alone in your apartment or...
还是红酒炖牛肉 Beef bourguignonne?
这个 Well...
我可不想浪费了 I hate for it to go to waste.
希望你这下开心了 Well, I hope you're happy.
玛丽·贝丝正在回威斯康辛的路上 Mary Beth is on her way back to Wisconsin.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你干吗这么关心她的生活 Why are you so concerned about her life?
那我呢 我才是你儿子 What about me?! I'm your son.
我这都是为了你 你能看着我的眼睛 I did this for you. Can you look me in the eye
告诉我你这下半辈子 and tell me you would've been happy
跟那个女人在一起 会幸福吗 spending the rest of your life with that woman?
这段婚姻真的能帮我不少 That marriage really could have helped me out,
你根本不知道我现在有多需要帮助 and you have no idea how much help I need.
为什么 发生什么事了 Why? What is going on?
我该从哪开始说呢 Where do I start? Um...
你买给我的那套房子 我低价甩卖了 Well, I took a loss on the house that you got me,
工作也丢了 I, uh, I lost my job,
找不到新的 Can't find a new one.
我的信用卡债已经堆成山了 I have a ton of credit card debt,
而玛丽·贝丝愿意全都帮我填上 and Mary Beth was willing to help me out with all of that.
我也愿意 你干吗不来寻求我的帮助呢 Well, so would I. Why didn't you come to me for help?
你知道那是什么感觉吗 不停跑回家 Do you know what it feels like to have to keep running back
让老妈来解决问题 to your mother to fix your problems?
我这一辈子 你都一直在帮我 My whole life, you've been propping me up--
我需要工作了 我被人甩了 我酗酒了 When I needed a job, when I was dumped, when I was drinking.
我 我已经腻了 I'm just--I'm so tired
不想再被你看作一个失败的人 of you seeing me as a failure.
安德鲁 如果你宁愿默默忍受这一切 Andrew, if you would go through all of this
都不愿意来寻求我的帮助 rather than come to me for help,
那失败的人是我 then I am the one who's failed.
不如承认我们俩都失败了吧 How about we just agree that we both failed?
你现在要干吗 So what are you gonna do now?
我不知道 本来安排得挺好的 I don't know. I had a pretty good setup there--
有地方住 有人需要我 A place to live, somebody who needed me,
还有那么多冷冻奶黄蛋糕可以吃 all the frozen custard I could eat.
我这儿是没有奶黄蛋糕 Well, I don't have any custard,
不过可以给你提供一个住的地方 but I can offer you a place to stay,
还有 一个同样需要你的人 And... someone else who needs you.
好吧 All right.
就等我能自食其力了为止 But just until I get back on my feet again.
再来谈谈这个派对吧 Now let's talk about that party.
我发誓我看见草字头的布莱恩在对你抛媚眼 I could swear I saw Bryan with a "y" checking you out.
不过实际上呢 Ah, well, actually,
我倒是比较喜欢不带单人旁的杰弗里 I am more into Geoffrey with a "G."
这才是我的同性恋儿子嘛 Now that's my gay son.
天啊 看看我们做的那些事 God, look at all the stuff we're doing.
我们以前还挺有意思的 We used to be interesting.
是啊 我们徒步旅行 去剧院 I know. We--we hiked. We went to the theater.
还去学跳萨尔萨舞 We--we took Salsa lessons.
然后孩子们到来了 And then came the kids.
抹杀一切乐趣 Ah, fun killers. Huh.
太好吃了 Mmm. This is amazing.
比纽约那家餐厅的还要好 It's even better than that restaurant in New York.
不好说 那家店挺好的 I don't know. That place was pretty good.
我们是怎么找到的 How did we even find it?
你不记得啦 You don't remember?
那天倾盆大雨 我们被困住了 We got caught in that torrential downpour.
我们躲在那等衣服干掉 We ducked in there to dry off.
对 然后店老板坚持要给我们做一顿特别餐 Right. And then the owner insisted on making us a special meal
因为我们脸上满是新婚的喜气 because we had that newlywed look.
太多事 都已成过去了 A lot of water under that bridge, huh?
还没有完全过去呢 Yeah, but it was a pretty strong bridge.
看看我们当时多年轻啊 Look how young we were.
是啊 Yeah.
那时候我不用老花镜还能看得清呢 Back then I could actually see without my reading glasses.
这给你 只能这么亮了 Here you go. Best I can do for light.
谢谢 Thank you.
真庆幸你把这些留了下来 I'm glad you kept these.
挺美好的记忆 Good memories, huh?
是啊 Yeah.
不过 有时候人就是会 You know, sometimes you just get...
被工作和小孩 overwhelmed by work and...
还有生活的压力给蒙蔽了 kids and life, and it's just...
很容易就会 so easy to...
淡忘 forget.
是啊 Yeah.
是没错 Yeah, it is.
我着火了 I'm on fire.
我的天 我的天 我着火了 Oh, my god. Oh, my god! I'm on fire!
我的天哪 Oh! Oh, my god! Oh!
你还好吧 Are you okay?
我好像烧着皮肤了 I think I burnt the skin.
天哪 让我看看 Oh, jeez. Let me see.
看起来也没那么糟 Oh, it doesn't look so bad.
不是说停电了吗 I thought the power was out.
他们应该是 修好了 They must have... fixed it.
是你设的套 You set this up.
那个 我解释一下 You know, in--in my defense, I--
到底是怎么回事 What the hell is going on?
我只是想看看我们现在到什么地步了 I just wanted to see where we stood,
我们之间还有没有感情 if there was still anything between us,
我们是否能回到照片里的美好时光 If we could find our way back to those people in the pictures.
靠耍我吗 By tricking me?
对不起我用了这么个法子 I'm--I'm sorry about how I did it,
但是你不能否认刚才发生的事 But you can't deny what just happened.
你还对我有感觉 You still feel something.
简才搬来跟我住 Jane just moved in with me,
你现在才说这个吗 And you do this now?
妈妈 Hi, mom.
演唱会怎么样 Hey. How was the concert?
超棒 Awesome.
你和爸爸进展如何 How'd it go with dad?
不怎么样 Not so awesome.
我看这条运动裤就明白了 Yeah, I kinda got that from the sweatpants.
过来 宝贝 Mm. Come here, you.
现在怎么办 So now what?
我不知道 I... don't know.
有件事你可不能做 Well, I'll tell you what you can't do.
放弃 Give up.
泰勒·斯威夫特有首歌 Taylor Swift has this song...
《跟我一起》 唱的是 "You belong with me." It's...
女孩无法不爱这个男人 about how she won't stop loving this guy
就算他和别的女孩在一起 even though he's with the wrong girl.
她今晚唱这首歌的时候 And when she sang it tonight,
我想到的都是你和爸爸 all I could think about was you and dad.
那她爱的这个人 And this guy she loves--
他最后终于想通了吗 Does he eventually come to his senses?
如果没有 拍出来的录影带就不好看了 It wouldn't be a very good video if he didn't.
别担心 And don't worry.
爸爸也会的 Dad will, too.
你这么想 You think?
妈妈 你是在为他而战 Mom, you're fighting for him.
什么样的男人会不喜欢呢 What guy doesn't like that?
你知道吗 You know...
你刚才说出的那些至理名言 When you say something really smart like that,
让我觉得我这个妈妈挺称职的 it makes me think I did a really good job.
你觉得会起泡吗 You think it's gonna blister?
是一级烧伤 It's a first-degree burn.
汤姆 你没事的 Tom, you'll be fine.
但作为你的医生 But as your physician,
我提醒你 别再单独蜡烛浴了 Let me recommend-- no more candlelit baths alone.
是啊 我不知道我当时在想什么 Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.
好消息是 我要声明你目前的健康状况 Well, the good news is I can declare you healthy enough
并不妨碍一切性活动 for any and all sexual activity.
其实 Actually...
我还有点工作要忙 I need to get some work done.
好吧 Okay.
我们住在一起的好处是 Well, the nice thing about us living together--
如果你改主意了 你知道去哪找我 if you change your mind, you know where to find me.
好了 Okay.
就这些了 That's the last of them.
好的 Okay.
其实 我们还没完呢 Actually, we're not done here.
我想跟你谈谈 I want to talk to you.
是关于学校发生的事吗 Is this about what happened at school?
对 Yes.
你要知道 朝别人扔订书机 You need to know that it is never okay
永远是不对的 to throw a stapler at someone.
我知道 I know.
可把别人桌子上的东西都掀到地上 It's also never okay to sweep a bunch of stuff
就因为你不喜欢他们那样说你儿子 off someone's desk because you don't like
也是不对的 what they're saying about your son.
尤其是当他们刚做过拇囊炎手术 Particularly if they've just had bunion surgery.
你对巴特斯老师那么做了 You did that to Mrs. Butters?
我并不以为荣 但是没错 I'm not proud of it, but yeah.
我非常生气 I was really mad.
就像你一样 Just like you.
M.J.你遭遇了非常不幸的事 M.J., something horrible happened to you,
每次你对此感到愤怒的时候 and every time you started to get angry about it,
我都想用冰激凌或电子游戏掩盖过去 I wanted to cover it up with ice cream or video games,
但事实是 我们不该掩盖它 but the truth is, we shouldn't cover it up.
我们应该让它释放 We should let it out.
我们不能伤害别人 Now we can't hurt people...
但我们可以... But we can...
伤害果酱 Hurt jam.
妈妈 Mom!
大家送我们这个 是为了让我们感觉好点 People sent us this to help us feel better,
这个目的会达到的 And it's going to,
只是方式不如他们想的那样 Just not in the way they thought.
来吧 伙计 Come on, buddy.
你一定有很多生气的事吧 You got a lot to be angry about.
发生的一切 糟透了 What happened... sucks.
宝贝 Oh, sweetie.
我爱你 I love you.
我非常爱你 I love you so much.
这是我多年前为一场婚礼做的蛋糕 That's a cake I made for a wedding a few years ago.
我知道你要说什么 I know what you're gonna say.
-这太奢侈了 -不够大 - It's too extravagant. - It's not big enough.
我想我们可以再加一层 Oh. Well, I suppose we could add another tier.
做两个吧 Make it two.
我真的很感激 布里 I really appreciate this, Bree.
本是典型的大男人 Ben is such a guy.
策划婚礼的事 他一点忙也帮不上 He's not gonna be any help planning this wedding.
是啊 尤其是他还在处理 Yes, especially since he's dealing
那烦人的尸体的事 with the nasty business of the body.
那件事吗 不 本没有嫌疑了 Oh, that? No, Ben's in the clear.
真的吗 Really?
是啊 警察今早打电话来 Yeah, the cops called this morning.
他们发现找到的那具尸体 Uh, they figured out the guy they found
八个月前就死了 died eight months ago.
那是在本开工之前的事 That was way before Ben started construction.
警察认为那人只是个可怜的流浪汉 Yeah, the cops think the guy was just some poor drifter.
总之 事情结束了 Anyway, it's over.
太好了 Oh, good.
现在我们可以把所有的精力 Well, now we can focus all our energy
放在给你举办世上最好的婚礼上了 on giving you the best wedding in the world.
明天我们就开始筹备 Tomorrow we'll start our planning.
是的 一生之中 Yes, in life,
当我们看到机会 就必须好好把握 when we see an opportunity, we have to take it,
无论是挽回挚爱的希望 whether it's the hope of winning back the love of our life...
证明自身价值的尝试 a shot at proving our worth...
为孩子指明方向的契机 or the chance to show a child the right path.
但是有时 当我们作出回应... But sometimes when we answer the call...
你好 Hello?
我是布里 Hi. It's Bree.
我们并不清楚 前方的机会是吉是凶 We have no idea what opportunity awaits us.
雷尼刚把好消息告诉我 Renee just told me the good news,
我想感谢你为我保守秘密 and I wanted to thank you for keeping my secret.
不用担心 我说过我不会说的 Ah, no worries. I told you I would.
我知道 但即使嫌疑转移到你身上 I know. But even when suspicion moved on to you,
你还是保护了我 这真令人敬佩 you still protected me, and that's very honorable.
真的 没什么大不了 Really, it was no big deal.
也许对你而言吧 Maybe not to you.
又不是你把尸体埋在地里的 You're not the one who put a body in the ground.
你要明白 我没有一天 You have to understand, a day doesn't go by
不被道德感深深地压迫着 when that does not weigh heavily on my conscience.
抓到你了 Gotcha.