《绝望的主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives...
雷尼宣布喜讯 Renee had good news.
我们要结婚了 We're getting married.
真好 Oh, how wonderful.
加布的购物天赋转化成了机遇 Gaby's talent for shopping became an opportunity.
私人购买顾问 The personal shopper job?
亲爱的 对于你而言 这是一份使命 For you, my dear, it is a calling.
汤姆和勒奈特之间火花复燃 Things heated up between Tom and Lynette.
我的天 我着火了 Oh, my god. I'm on fire! Oh!
MJ和苏珊在麦克去世后 M.J. and Susan began their recovery
开始逐渐好转 after Mike's death.
宝贝 Oh, sweetie.
警察质询了布里 并推进了案情 The police questioned Bree and advanced their case.
坎普法官刚签署了那份拘捕令 Judge Kemp just signed off on that warrant.
挺快的 That was fast.
我越早证明她有罪 The sooner I can prove she's guilty,
就越早能看到她付出代价 sooner I can watch her pay for it.
说到举办新娘洗礼 When it came to throwing a bridal shower,
布里·范德坎普相信 Bree Van de Kamp believed
一切都应该做得体面而有品位 that everything should be done with taste and dignity.
应该有量身定做的派对礼物 There should be personalized party favors...
精致的粉色花朵 Delicate pastel flowers...
优雅的小吃 Elegant refreshments...
并且她坚持认为礼物应当传统 And she insisted on traditional gifts,
即使收到的是不那么传统的反馈 even if they received an untraditional response.
什么玩意 搅拌碗 What the hell? Mixing bowls?
固定搅拌碗 Nesting mixing bowls.
拜托 这是个洗礼 Come on. This is a shower.
就不能有个礼物能... Isn't there one gift over there that's, uh,
嗡嗡作响的[暗指震动棒] you know, buzzing?
我知道有一个 Oh! I know just the one.
又来了 Oh, here we go.
我的那支经常用 I use mine all the time.
我以前是自己动手 I used to do it by hand,
不过这东西很快就能办完事 but this gets the job done so much faster.
这就对了 Ah. Now we're talking.
是一支全新的 It's a brand-new...
浸入式搅拌器 Immersion blender?
现在你能直接在锅子里搅拌汤了 Now you can puree soups right in the pot.
所有的礼物都得是厨房用品吗 So is every gift gonna be kitchen-related?
我印在请柬上的 Well, that's the theme
就是这个主题啊 that I had letterpressed on the invitations.
好吧 我可能得请一些人来喝啤酒 Okay, I might have to send someone out on the beer round.
很抱歉让你失望了 可如果你想要 Well, I am sorry to disappoint you, but if you're looking
那种类型的洗礼 你可来错地方了 for that kind of shower, you're in the wrong place.
布里 我能单独跟你说两句吗 Oh, Bree, can I talk to you for a second?
我之前就想到你的洗礼可能会有点没意思 Okay, so I had a feeling your shower might be kind of a dud,
所以我请了一个脱衣舞男 so I may have sort of hired a male stripper.
加布 你不是吧 Gaby, you didn't.
他已经来了 太好了 There he is, so yay!
不行 脱衣舞男已经不仅仅是丢人了 No. Male strippers are beyond degrading,
尤其我不想在自己家里被羞辱 and I don't choose to be humiliated in my own home.
所以 请你把他们打发掉 Now please, get rid of them.
布里·范德坎普 我们手上有你的拘捕证 Bree Van de Kamp, we have a warrant for your arrest.
对对对 她还有权利保持饥渴呢 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She also has the right to remain horny.
听着 计划有变 Listen, change of plans--
女士 我得要请你站在一边 Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to stand aside.
拿钱走人吧 告诉你们的代理人 Just take the money and go. And tell the agency
七个小矮人也顶不上一个王子 three dumpy strippers does not equal one hot one.
什么 What?
你因为涉嫌谋杀雷蒙·桑切斯被拘捕了 You're under arrest for the murder of Ramon Sanchez.
什么 我的天 What? Oh, my god.
布里 怎么回事 Bree, what's going on?
我肯定这只是一次误会 Oh, I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.
我们能做点什么吗 Is there anything we can do?
能 我刚把迷你蛋饼放到烤箱里 Yes. I just put the mini quiches in the oven.
你能帮忙端出来吗 免得烤焦了 Would you be a dear and take them out before they burn?
是的 布里·范德坎普认为 Yes, Bree Van de Kamp believed
做任何事都应该要端庄得体 in doing everything with dignity...
即使在这种最不体面的情景下也一样 Even in the most undignified of circumstances.
有时候无论我们如何计划 Sometimes no matter how much we plan...
也会事与愿违 things don't turn out the way we expect.
纯洁的名声 A sterling reputation...
也可能受到诋毁 May become tarnished.
清晰的解释 A clear explanation...
也可能没有头绪 might get messy.
理想的安排 An ideal arrangement...
也会瞬间崩塌 could fall apart in a flash.
大家都以为要共同承担的罪责 And one person may end up paying the price...
也可能让一个人付出代价 for a crime that everyone thought was shared.
亲爱的 你还好吗 Honey, are you okay?
是的 多谢鲍勃 他把我保了出来 Yeah, thanks to Bob. He bailed me out.
-怎么了 他们有些什么证据 -很少 - What happened? What do they have on you? - Very little--
奥森的荒唐的信 在法庭上不会有效力的 Orson's ridiculous letter, which is inadmissible in court,
他人都已经不在了 since he's... gone,
还有一次很隐晦的通话 and a very cryptic phone conversation
我能很容易就能开脱 which can easily be explained away.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank god.
不过 他们还发现了布里的指纹 Well, they also have Bree's fingerprint.
在哪里 On what?
死者衬衣的纽扣上 A button on the victim's shirt.
我们把他裹在桌布里的时候 When we were wrapping him up in the tablecloth,
我注意到他的衬衣没扣扣子 I noticed that his shirt was unbuttoned.
你还给死人收拾遗容 You tidied up the dead guy?
我当时觉得那很不尊重 I felt it was respectful at the time.
很明显 我现在不这么看了 Obviously, I see things differently now.
我们可不能让她来担罪名 Well, we're not gonna let her take the blame for this.
这是我们一块干的事 Yeah, we're all in this together.
如果我们认罪 他们会发现卡洛斯的 If we confess, they'll find out about Carlos,
他们可能会把他永远关起来 and they could put him away forever.
那怎么了 就让布里为我们担罪吗 So what? We let bree take the fall for us?
对 不能这样 Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
不 我只是说 我们应该仔细想想这事 No, I'm just saying, we should think this through. Well--
女士们 停下来 Ladies, stop.
我不会发生什么事的 警察还没有立案 Nothing isonnato me. The police have no case.
而且在我们所有人中 And of all of us,
我现在是最适合承担这件事的 I am in the best position to take this on right now.
我又没工作 不需要去照顾小孩 I have no job, no small children to look after.
不过你头上有个光环 But you do have a halo over your head.
是的 布里 这太慷慨了 Yeah, Bree. It's incredibly generous.
鲍勃 你发誓能保她没事的吧 Bob, you swear you're gonna get her off, right?
实际上 她现在需要一名刑事辩护律师 Actually, she needs a criminal defense attorney.
我知道一个很适合的人 他非常厉害 I know the perfect guy. He's a real shark.
不便宜 但他值得这个价 He's not cheap, but he's worth it.
明显的 我们会付这个钱的 Well, obviously, we're gonna pay for it.
-对 -你们不用这样 - Yes. - You don't have to do that.
别争 你为我们做了巨大的牺牲 No arguing. You are doing something huge for us.
谢谢了 但我向你们保证 Well, thank you, but I promise you,
不会有什么巨大牺牲 it's not going to be huge
因为我不会有事的 because nothing is going to happen.
我向上帝发誓 这女人一定有罪 I swear to god, this woman is guilty.
如果她被无罪释放 我会抓狂的 If she walks, I am gonna lose it.
你用不着对我说理 You don't have to convince me,
可是陪审团却有不同的看法 but a jury's a whole nother story.
没有杀人动机 和死者也没有任何瓜葛 There's no motive, no connection to the victim.
那我们就得找到杀人动机 尽快 Then we have to find one, all right? Fast.
你确定你没有因为她甩了你搭档 Are you sure you're not overreacting
而反应过激吗 because she dumped your partner?
我不觉得她只是甩了他这么简单 I don't think she just dumped him.
我觉得她就是查克被杀的罪魁祸首 I think she might be the reason Chuck's dead.
快 我们得继续找线索 Come on. We need to keep digging.
不行 绝对不行 No. No way.
卡洛斯 Carlos!
我不能让布里来顶我的罪 I am not gonna let Bree take the fall for a crime I committed.
好 等等 在你做出什么 Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Before you do anything stupid
充高尚男子汉的蠢事之前 and macho and noble,
先坐下听我说 just sit your ass down and listen to me!
或者站着听我说 Or stand your ass there and listen to me.
你不能去自首 You can't turn yourself in.
为什么 人是我杀的 Why not? I'm the one who did it.
你已经两次入狱了 You've already been to jail twice.
如果再定一次罪 你会被判终身监禁的 You get a third strike, they're gonna put you away for life.
那又如何 难道我得让布里当替罪羊吗 So what, I'm supposed to send Bree in my place?
布里暂时没事 Bree's not going anywhere.
对她不利的证据太脆弱了 The evidence against her is very flimsy,
我们准备给她请一个辩护高手 and we're getting her some hotshot defense attorney.
我们 We?
"我们"是指谁 Who is "we"?
我和姑娘们 The girls and I.
我们觉得 既然布里被指控了 We decided since Bree's in the hot seat,
那我们至少得出出钱吧 the least we could do is pay her legal fees.
我知道 这点我同意 可是... Yeah, a--and I'm all in favor of that, but...
我们怎么付得起 How are we supposed to afford this?
我刚刚辞掉工作 I just quit my job
非盈利组织的事刚有点眉目 and I have a lead on a nonprofit,
我们没多少钱可以付了 but it is hardly gonna pay anything.
好了 放松 坐下说 Okay, relax. Relax. Sit down.
听我说 Look...
我在工作了 I'm working now.
毫无恶意 可是我不觉得导购 No offense, but I don't think personal shoppers
能够赚到请高手辩护律师的钱 make hotshot defense attorney money.
好吧 说真的 在这件事平息之前 Okay, seriously, you need to keep your mouth shut and lie low
你得嘴闭紧 低调点 until this Bree thing plays out.
我希望我自己也能帮点忙 I just wish that there was something I could do.
卡洛斯 Carlos,
听着 look...
就现在而言 你能帮上的最大的忙 this is one of those times when the best thing you can do
就是按兵不动 is do nothing.
他的西服怎么办 What about his suits?
我都拿去送人吧 I'm giving it all away.
估计麦克也希望如此 It's what Mike would've wanted.
这双鞋我还是留着吧 I think I'll keep these.
MJ总盼着能穿上他爸爸的鞋子 M.J. always says he's gotta fill daddy's shoes.
如果我留了一双 说不定哪天... So if I save a pair, someday...
他的愿望就可以实现 he will know that he did.
你哭了吗 Are you crying?
没有 No. No.
-帮忙把架子上的东西搬下来吧 -好 - Can you grab that stuff on the shelf? - Yeah.
这是什么 What's this?
不知道 I don't know.
从来没见过 Never seen it before.
我去拿麦克的钥匙 I'll grab Mike's keys.
我看还是不要打开了吧 Maybe you opening it is not a good idea.
为什么 Why not?
因为它在你家 在你的房间 还上了锁 Because it's in your house, in your bedroom, but it's locked.
也许麦克不想让你打开它 So maybe Mike didn't want you to know what was in it.
开什么玩笑 That's ridiculous.
我家就有个不想让鲍勃打开的盒子 I have a box like this in my house that I would not want Bob to see.
为什么 里面有什么 Why? What's in it?
算了 别告诉我 No. Don't answer that.
可能就是文件之类的吧 It's probably just papers and stuff.
说的没错 You're probably right,
如果不是的话 你可能不会想知道真相的 but if it's something else, you may not want to know.
那你说怎么办 Well, what do you suggest I do?
扔掉吗 Throw it away?
还是放回原位 Keep it on the shelf?
这样 你去喝一碗好茶 Okay, how about this--you go make yourself a nice cup of tea,
我来打开它 I will open it,
如果就是文件 我就告诉你 and if it's just papers, I'll tell you?
如果不是呢 And if it's something else?
我来决定你看还是不看 I will decide if you should see it.
我只是不想让你受伤 苏珊 I'm just trying to protect you, Susan.
男人都有自己的秘密 Men have secrets.
麦克没有 Mike didn't.
他貌似有 He kinda did.
谢谢你把它拿来 Hey, thanks for bringing that over.
你留着吧 You can keep it.
谁会觉得蛋糕盘也是送新娘的好礼物 Who thinks a cake stand's a good gift for a bridal shower?
是我 我送你的 Me. I gave it to you.
你欠我一份不那么烂的礼物 Well, you owe me a less sucky present.
顺便说句 你们欠我一场洗礼 And by the way, I think you guys owe me a whole new shower.
主人因谋杀罪而被逮捕了 I mean, when the host gets arrested for murder,
真是扫兴 it kinda puts a damper on things.
是啊 好奇怪 Yeah, weird.
镇上这群警察到底是怎么了 And what's up with the cops in this town?
上周他们因为一具尸体去盘问本 Last week, they hauled Ben in about some body they found.
现在又是布里 Now Bree?
我确定他们会弄清真相的 I'm sure they'll straighten it out.
再次谢谢你的托盘 Thanks again for this.
蛋糕是送谁的 Who's the cake for?
汤姆 明天是他生日 Tom. It's his birthday tomorrow,
我准备实行抢回汤姆计划的第二阶段 and I am implementing phase two of operation get Tom back.
那我猜 第一阶段成功了 I'm guessing phase one was a success.
开始是不错 可后来他的袖子被点着了 It was great, right up until he caught on fire
我就意识到 这完全是个谎言之夜 and then realized the entire evening had been a web of lies.
可在那之前 But right before that,
的确有那么一瞬间 我们的眼神 there was this moment, this look between us,
就像热恋时的样子 like we were Tom and Lynette again.
真的吗 Really?
我能看懂他的眼神 I could see it in his eyes.
他还爱着我 Tom still loves me.
小寿星 So birthday boy,
明天你想怎么过啊 what do you wanna do for your big day tomorrow?
出去吃顿饭什么的吧 Oh, let's just, uh, go out for dinner or something.
就吃个饭 我可以给你办个派对 That's it? I could have a party.
请几个朋友 喝几杯香槟 Invite your friends over, open up some champagne.
不用那么费心 Oh, you don't have to worry about that.
孩子们准备在周四给我办个小派对 The kids are throwing me a little party thursday.
那我们就找点别的方法来庆祝吧 Then I guess we'll have to come up with some other way to celebrate.
听起来不错 Sounds good.
你是不是忘了什么了 Aren't you forgetting something?
谢谢 不过我是指的离婚协议书 Thank you, but I meant your divorce papers.
我过去三周 As much as I have enjoyed sleeping next to them
都和这些文件朝夕相处 for the past three weeks,
也许你可以赶紧把它们带给勒奈特 maybe they could make their way over to Lynette sometime soon?
最近工作太忙碌了 It's just been so hectic at work.
我都没时间给传票员打电话 I haven't had a second to call the process server.
你是没时间 但谁都可以送这文件 不是吗 No, but anybody can deliver them, right?
让你的助手去送吧 I mean, what about your assistant?
我觉得这不太合适 I don't think that that's appropriate.
那我也可以去找个传话 Well, I could... have a messenger?
简 亲爱的 我会解决这事的 Jane, honey, it'll get done.
我现在真的很忙 I'm just really busy right now.
好吧 Okay.
我爱你 我希望 I love you, and I look forward
能和你共度很多个的生日 to spending many more birthdays together.
你是最棒的 不过我真的要迟到了 You are the best, and now I really am late.
晚上见 I will see you tonight.
鲍勃来电话了 我得走了 Bob just called. I gotta run.
等等 盒子里是什么 Whoa. Whoa. Hang on. What about the box?
什么里 Huh? The what?
盒子里 The box...
你手上的盒子 That's in your hands?
盒子里 我 Oh, the box. I...
我没能打开 Actually couldn't open it.
你在上面待了二十分钟了 You were up there for 20 minutes.
我睡着了 天啊 你的床太舒服了 I feel asleep. Man, you have a comfortable bed.
晚些再和你聊 Talk to you later.
天哪 Oh, my god.
有这么糟吗 Is it that bad?
听我说 Listen to me.
无论盒子里有什么 Mike is not defined
都不能以此断言麦克的为人 by what is or isn't inside this box.
好吧 我有权力知道 我是他妻子 Okay. I have a right to know. I'm his wife.
我知道 我只是在保护你们 I know. I'm just trying to protect both of you guys.
李 Lee--
苏珊 请相信我 Susan, please, trust me on this.
欢迎来到金伯利私人购物服务部 Welcome to Cumberly's personal shopping service.
我能帮你做些什么吗 Can I help you with something?
看起来我们有着相似的品味 I see we have very... similar taste.
一直都是玛格利特在帮我 她在吗 I always work with Margaret. Is she here?
你不会想要玛格利特的 Oh, you don't want Margaret.
她对时尚的观点是 Her idea of fashion is
一只脚穿正常的鞋子 wearing one normal shoe
另外一只脚穿沉重的鞋子 and one clunky shoe.
她有一条腿是假肢 She has a prosthetic leg.
所以她是我心中的英雄 And that's why she's my hero.
拉萨罗 怎么回事 Lazaro! What gives?
你说过我对这份工作会很快上手 You said I'd be kicking ass at this job.
建立客户群是需要时间的 加布 It takes time to build a client base, Gaby.
坚持下去 好吗 Stick with it, okay?
从现在起 五六个月后 Five, six months from now,
你会是我们最棒的销售 you'll be our top seller.
六个月 我等不了那么久 Six months? I don't have that kind of time.
我急需钱 I need money quick.
抱歉 来这里的大多数女士 I'm sorry. Most of the ladies who come in here
都已经有了私人购物顾问 already have a personal shopper.
你可以尝试一下男装部门 You know, you could try the men's department.
你在男装部门会很有说服力 You would be very persuasive over there.
好吧 我总是有能力让男人为我买东西 Well, I've always been able to get men to buy things for me.
那让他们从我这里买东西 How hard could it be to get them
也不会有多难 to buy things from me?
穿些性感的衣服 露点光 Just wear something sexy, show a little cleavage,
也许还要再摘掉结婚戒指 and maybe lose the wedding ring.
真的吗 Seriously?
是的 男人认为自己有机会 Oh, yes. Guys tend to spend more
和女销售有一腿时 会花更多的钱 when they think they have a shot with the hot salesgirl.
拉萨罗 Lazaro--
我知道 这么说有损人格 有失体面 I know. It's demeaning and degrading.
-我甚至都不该 -不是不是 - I shouldn't have even-- - No, no, no, no.
我只是需要知道 脱掉外套怎么样 I just need to know, show I lose the jacket?
因为露出胸部 'cause these things are a lot more persuasive
才更有说服力 when they're out.
我才不在乎地方法院检查官说什么 I don't care what the D.A. says.
根本立不了案 我的委托人是无辜的 There's no case. My guy's innocent.
拜托别管那个叫尸体 Please stop calling it a body.
那只是一只脚 一个耳朵 一片皮肤 It's a foot, an ear, and a flap of skin.
这里面有葡萄干吗 吃那个我会吐 Do these have raisins? 'cause that grosses me out.
没有 No.
没有 好吧 我得挂了 No. Okay. Look, I gotta go.
我11点的客人到了 Um, my 11:00's here.
是的 好的 Yeah. Okay.
抱歉我迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
没关系 韦斯顿先生 Uh, not a problem, Mr. Weston.
叫我特里普 Mmm. Call me Trip.
太好吃了 This is amazing.
我并不喜欢自夸 Well, I don't like to brag,
但我做的釉柑桔松糕的确很出名 but I am famous for my orange-glazed muffins.
是的 鲍勃说过你是个烘焙师 Yeah. Uh, Bob said that you were one hell of a baker,
但没过多提你的案件 but he didn't tell me much about your case.
整件事都非常可笑 Well, the whole thing is quite ridiculous.
警察局在施工地发现一具男性死尸 The police found a dead man at a construction site,
他们认为是我杀了他 and they think that I killed him.
是啊 没证明无罪前 人人都有嫌疑 Yeah. Everyone's guilty until proven innocent.
他们一定在你身上发现了证据 They must have something on you.
他们从我前夫那里收到一封信 Well, they did receive a letter from my ex-husband
信里说是我杀的人 saying I did it.
这算不了什么 Well, that's nothing.
这人和你有过结要报复你 对吗 The guy's got a vendetta against you, right?
是的 的确是 Yes, he does.
还有 Uh, and then there's
在一次该死的电话交谈中 a slightly more damning phone conversation
我表达了把尸体埋在土里的 in which I expressed remorse
懊悔之情 for, um, putting a body in the ground.
那有什么大不了 Big deal.
你所说的是埋宠物的尸体 You were talking about burying a dead pet.
我想的确是这样 I suppose I was.
之后 警察局声称在尸体的衬衫上 And then... the police claim to have found
发现了我的指纹 one of my fingerprints on the dead man's shirt.
很不妙是吗 That's bad, right?
事实上 Actually...
我觉得这很高尚 I think that it's noble--
你出于好意 Noble that you donate
捐赠过那么多的衣服 多崇高啊 so much of your clothing to goodwill...
而这衣服被埋在肮脏的坑里真是可惜 and a shame that that poor sap ended up with your shirt.
鲍勃错了 Bob was wrong.
你不止好 你简直是奇才 You're not good. You're amazing.
这么说你会接手我的事情了 So you'll take my case?
不会 Nope.
不会 "Nope"?
请勿见怪 但是 这案子太没劲了 No offense, but, um, it's kind of a snooze.
对不起 但是我被起诉谋杀 Excuse me, but I have been accused of murder.
我的人生岌岌可危 My life is on the line here.
拜托 陪审团会判你什么罪呢 Oh, please. What jury is gonna convict you,
看你戴的珍珠项链 你这完美的发型 with your--your pearls and your perfect hair
你身上散发出的薰衣草的气味 and your subtle scent of lavender?
我本来以为 律师都会 Well, I would think that a lawyer
喜欢为无辜的客户辩护 would enjoy defending an innocent client.
你肯定这么想 You would think so, wouldn't you?
但我喜欢挑战 But I love a challenge.
去年 有人看见我的被告 Last year, I defended a guy who was found standing
手持沾着血迹的刀 盯着他断气父亲 over his dead father with a bloody knife in his hand.
我不仅帮他免了罪 Not only did I exonerate his guilty ass,
还得到了他一半的遗产 I got him 50% of the estate.
这太过分了 That is reprehensible.
多谢夸奖 Thank you.
抱歉 范德坎普夫人 I'm sorry, Ms. Van de Kamp,
你的案子 太没挑战性了 but this is just-- it's too easy.
我是说 能把松饼做得驰名远近的人 I mean, people who are famous for their muffins--
通常都不是凶手 not generally killers.
早上好 Good morning.
我叫加布丽尔 My name's Gabrielle.
我是这里的导购 有什么能帮你的吗 I'm a personal shopper here. Can I help you?
不用了 我在找男装部 No, no, no. I'm just trying to find the Men's Department.
想买几双袜子 I need some socks.
那我帮你找吧 可以吗 Oh, I can help you with that. May I?
你是明智的 Oh, you're right.
这脚踝就该 受到更好的待遇 These ankles deserve... so much better.
是吗 You think?
我向来觉得我的脚踝没什么特别的 I-I've always thought they were just average ankles.
没什么特别的 应该说长得很精致 Average? They're exquisite.
你经常锻炼吗 Do you work out?
是的 偶尔逛逛购物商场 I do a little mall walking, yes.
这话我可不是逢人就说 Well, I don't say this to every man,
羊绒袜才配得上你的脚踝 but you've got the perfect ankles for cashmere.
我带你挑几双 Let me show you a few pairs.
一双袜子要四十块 40 bucks for socks?
我知道有点贵 但羊绒织品让人无法抗拒 I know. There's just something irresistible about cashmere.
你千万别出手买一件羊绒衫 Promise me you won't buy one of these cashmere sweaters.
不然我的手都没法从你身上移开了 I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you.
我买 Well...
我只需要这条领带 I really just need the tie.
你怎么能只买领带而不配一件上衣呢 How can you take the tie without the blazer?
瞧瞧你这幅肩膀 With your shoulders?
这衣服的颜色配上你那帅气的银发 And this color up against that beautiful silver hair...
抱歉 我一时没控制住自己 I'm sorry. I lost myself there for a moment.
乔治·克鲁尼 2012金球奖影帝
看看啊 你就像乔治·克鲁尼 Ooh! Hello, George Clooney!
这衣服太贵了 我该买吗 It's just so expensive. I don't know.
你知道吗 You know what?
或许我得为您重新量一下裤腿内缝 Maybe I should measure that inseam one more time.
万一里面是毒品怎么办 What if it was drugs?
要现在说吗 我刚睡着 Seriously? I just fell asleep.
这个孩子一直在里面练习黑带 Oh. This baby's been working on her black belt.
我的意思是 麦克以前吸过毒 I'm just saying, Mike had a drug problem.
毒瘾不可能彻底戒掉 Those things never go away.
肯定不是你想的那样 I'm sure it was nothing like that.
你说得对 You're right.
可能是什么色情的东西 It's probably porn.
坦白说 对此我没意见 And you know what? I'm cool with that.
只要不是变态之类的就行 As long as it was nothing weird.
天呐 会不会真是什么变态的东西 Oh, God. You think it was something weird?
打住 Stop.
相信李就是了 Just trust Lee.
如果他认为你不该看盒子里的东西 If he thinks you shouldn't see in the box,
那你也不愿意让那个东西 well, you don't want to find something
毁了麦克给你的美好记忆不是吗 that would tarnish your memories of Mike.
这话一点没错 You're absolutely right.
我还是别纠结这个了 I should just leave this alone.
苏珊 现在 Susan, it's--
凌晨两点 我知道 但我睡不着 2:00 in the morning. I know. But I can't sleep,
除非我知道盒子里装的是什么 and I am never gonna sleep
否则我永远睡不着 until I know what's inside that box.
你要是现在不告诉我 我三点还会来 So you can either let me in now or we can do this again at 3:00
四点依然会来 然后 谢谢 and then at 4:00 and then at--thank you.
里面有他的护照 他妈妈的来信 So there's his passport, letters from his mom,
还有一张特别美的你和M.J.的合影 a really cute picture of you and M.J.
直奔主题 Just get to it.
还有一个支票本 And a checkbook.
显然 他八年前开了一个账户 Apparently, he set up an account eight years ago.
那年我们离婚了 That's when we were divorced.
之后每个月 他都会给 And every month since, he's written a check
一个叫珍妮·赫尔南德斯的女人寄钱 to some woman named Jennie Hernandez.
我从没听说过这个女人 I've never heard of her.
这里有她的地址 This is her address.
在欢喜山一带 Somewhere in Mount Pleasant.
我的天呐 Oh, my God.
有没有可能是M.J.的 Any chance those are M.J.'s?
不是 No.
没准是 Well, maybe it's--
我们都清楚这是什么 We both know what it is.
还有一个孩子 There's a child out there.
是麦克的 Mike's child.
77 78 79 80 77, 78, 79, 80.
你好 勒奈特 Hi, Lynette.
81 82 83 81, 82, 83...
你在干什么 What are you doing?
84 85 给汤姆做蛋糕 86 87 84, 85. Making Tom a cake. 86, 87...
天呐 今年他多大了 46 47 48 Gosh, how old is he gonna be? 46? 47? 48?
92 93 94 95 92, 93, 94, 95...
我预定的晚餐是七点十五 I made dinner reservations at 7:15.
还是七点十六 七点十七 Or was it 7:16? 7:17?
《雨人》的主人公智障 但记忆力超好
干得好 但我的记忆力堪比雨人 Nice try, but I am like rain man.
98 99 100 98, 99, 100.
不好意思打扰了 Sorry to bother you.
佩妮和帕克把东西落在我们家了 Penny and Parker left this stuff over at our place,
我给他们送回来 so I thought I'd drop it by.
谢了 现在的实验室白大褂 Thanks. I see they're making lab coats
都做得这么紧身了吗 a lot tighter than they used to.
我倒觉得跟运动裤似的 I see they're making sweatpants
还保持着一贯的宽松 just as baggy as always.
而且 我没打算亲自下厨 Besides, I'm not going to work.
而是要带汤姆去他最爱的那家餐厅 I'm taking Tom to his favorite restaurant,
因为 你知道的 今天他生日 because, you know, it's his birthday.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
所以我才在做他最喜欢的蛋糕 That's why I'm making him his favorite cake.
看起来挺好吃 Looks appetizing.
别忘了给蝾螈添上眼睛 Don't forget to add the eye of newt.
因为蛋糕是绿色的吗 不过这有个典故 Oh, 'cause it's green? It's a funny story.
汤姆和我刚开始约会的时候 When Tom and I were first dating,
他过生日想吃红色丝绒蛋糕 he wanted a red velvet cake for his birthday,
但我只有绿色的人造色素 but I only had green food coloring,
不过他还是很喜欢那个蛋糕 这个传统 and he liked it anyway, so it's become a tradition,
我们就保持了二十五年 one we have shared for 25 years.
而且会一直保持下去 I think we're gonna keep sharing it.
勒奈特 别再自己难为自己了 Lynette, stop embarrassing yourself.
你和汤姆结束了 Tom is through with you.
我们共同拥有一个家庭 We have a family together.
不是说结束就结束得了的 You don't just throw that away.
就差你同意了 Until you do.
那是什么 Mm-hmm. What is that?
离婚协议 Your divorce papers.
汤姆已经签字了 Tom already signed them.
现在该你了 Now it's your turn.
你干什么 What the hell?!
天呐 Oh, my god!
你看上去美极了 You look beautiful.
你这么说是因为显而易见吧 Oh. You're just saying that 'cause it's obvious.
我晚上会回来吃饭 I'll be home for dinner.
对了 你能不能换点花样 Oh, by the way, think you could mix things up?
鸡肉吃得都有点厌了 Getting a little tired of chicken.
你落了东西 You forgot something.
那个啊 Oh. That.
是这样 Here's the thing--
我不戴婚戒更好卖衣服 It's better for business if I don't wear it.
真的吗 Really?
我的客户很多是有钱男人 I have a lot of rich men as clients.
我和他们打情骂俏 他们买的东西就多 If I flirt with them, they buy more stuff,
我挣的钱就越多 which means I make more money,
你也就能做点鸡肉以外的东西做晚餐 and you can cook something other than chicken for dinner.
你穿成这样 You know what? I'm not comfortable
和男人打情骂俏 我心里可不怎么舒服 with you dressing like that and flirting with those guys.
亲爱的 不用瞎担心 Oh, honey, you have nothing to worry about.
他们就是一帮有钱的呆子 They're just a bunch of nerds with money.
这只是帮点小忙 This just helps.
想卖出东西可不能穿得像上教堂似的 You can't dress for church if you want to move the merch.
加布 Gaby...
不卖弄点风骚 怎么吸引顾客买东西 You gotta shake your rear to get them to buy the gear.
加布 Gaby...
要想卖出针织衫 就得亮出 You wanna sell some knits, you better flash your--
加布 我懂了 Gaby! I got it.
真遗憾 我还有一堆理论呢 Too bad. I have, like, 15 more.
晚上见 See you tonight.
勒奈特 Lynette?
你来这干什么 What are you doing here?
简约了我给我庆生 Look, Jane's meeting me for my birthday.
简是要迟到了 Uh, Jane's running late.
她和你的蛋糕有点小摩擦 She had a little trouble with your cake.
你签字了 You signed this?
这怎么到你手上的 How did you get these?
你的新同居对象亲自交给我的 They were handed to me personally by your new roommate.
回答我的问题啊 Answer the question.
我发誓 我没让简把这个给你 I did not ask Jane to bring these to you, I swear.
是不是她给我的不重要 It doesn't matter if Jane brought them.
你等一会再来吧 He's gonna need a few more minutes.
我 我觉得有点太突然了 Look, I'm--I'm--I'm--I'm taken a-a little off guard here.
咱们回头再谈好吗 Can we talk about this later?
这是你的签名 不是吗 Is is your signature, isn't it?
是的 Yes.
你什么时候签的字 When did you sign it?
我不知道 我想有一阵了吧 I don't know. A while ago, I guess. I--
你想 天呐 You guess? Jeez.
这不是取消健身房会员资格 This isn't a gym membership.
是要解除我们的婚姻 This is for the dissolution of our marriage.
我知道 Look, I know.
你以为我能不知道吗 You think I don't know?
我也很难受 This is hard for me, too, okay?
但是你得信我 But you gotta believe me.
我绝不会让简把这个给你 There is no way I meant for Jane to bring this to you.
你就告诉我 你到底是什么意思 Then just tell me, what is it you do mean?
你想终结我们的婚姻吗 Do you want to end our marriage?
抱歉 Sorry.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我很抱歉 真的抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我很抱歉 真的抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm s--
跟我谈谈好吗 Please talk to me.
最近你事情这么多 You know, it's just that you've had so much going on lately,
我觉得 我替你把文件给她 I-I-I, you know, I thought-- I thought it would be helpful
也算是帮你忙了 If I took the papers over for you.
你怎么会觉得 On what planet is
由你把离婚文件给我老婆是个好主意 you serving my wife divorce papers a good idea?
我是想帮你而已 I thought I was doing you a favor.
帮我 Me a favor?
真的吗 帮我 Really? Me?!
行了 是帮我们 Fine. Us!
我希望我们可以放下过去 I just want us to move forward.
我真受不了你和前妻这种 I can't stand this "One foot in, one foot out" thing
要断不断的暧昧了 that you've got going with your ex.
我要的可不是这个 It's not what I signed up for.
我说过我会处理好的 I told you I would take care of it.
现在还不是时候 Now is not the time.
汤姆 除非你下定决心 It's never the time, Tom,
否则永远都不是时候 until you make it the time.
你不能就这样把离婚文件给人 You don't just th-throw papers at someone
说一句 "给你 签字吧" and say, "Here. Sign this.
"我们之间有过的一切都结束了" Everything that we have known and worked for is over."
没那么简单 It's not that easy.
你要是知道自己想要什么就简单了 It is when you know what you want.
汤姆 Tom...
我爱你 I love you.
但是如果我们要在一起 But if we're gonna be together,
你就不能再想她需要什么 You've got to stop thinking about her needs
而是想我需要什么 and start thinking about mine.
我会永远在乎勒奈特 I am always gonna care about Lynette.
她是我孩子们的母亲 She's the mother of my children.
所以你自己决定能不能接受这个事实 So you need to decide whether you can live with that.
没事的 It's gonna be okay.
你好 我找珍妮 Hi. I'm looking for Jennie. 99
是我 你是哪位 I'm Jennie. And you are?
苏珊·德尔非诺 麦克的妻子 Susan Delfino, Mike's wife.
没错 Yeah.
节哀顺变 I'm so sorry for your loss.
多谢关心 Thank you for your sympathy,
但是我想要的是一个解释 but what I really need from you is an explanation.
为什么麦克每个月给你寄一张支票 Why was Mike sending you checks every month?
不是给我的 是给萝拉的 They weren't for me. They're for Laura.
好 Okay.
那萝拉又是谁 麦克的女儿 Who's laura? Mike's daughter?
不是 是他姐姐 No. His sister.
那这里是残障之家 So... this is a group home?
都是成年自闭症患者 For autistic adults.
萝拉的情况是比较严重的 Laura's one of our more severe cases.
她不能说话 She can't speak.
不过很喜欢画画 Loves painting though.
每天能在那里坐好几个小时 Spends hours every day at that table.
麦克提过他有个姐姐吗 Did Mike ever mention having a sister?
没有 从没提过 No. Never.
他和她处得特好 He was great with her.
每周一晚上都来看她 He came by every monday night to visit.
跟我说是去打垒球 Told me he had softball.
失陪一下 Excuse me a moment.
这简直莫名其妙 This is crazy.
不 这样很好 No. This is good.
起码不是他有其他女人和孩子 There's no other woman, no kid.
麦克为什么不告诉我他有一个姐姐 Why wouldn't Mike tell me he had a sister?
不知道 I don't know.
他觉得我会在乎那些钱吗 Did he think I'd be upset about the money?
我不会的 Because I wouldn't.
我相信他知道 I'm sure he knew that.
但他为什么要对我隐瞒这件事 But why did he think he had to hide this from me?
他觉得我是那种 I mean, did he think I was the kind of person
无法接受她的人吗 that wouldn't accept her?
不好意思打扰一下 Sorry about that.
你们想见见萝拉吗 Would you like to meet Laura?
非常愿意 We'd love to.
他的名字叫雷蒙·桑切斯 His name is, uh, Ramon Sanchez.
六个月前应该在这住过 He would've stayed here around, uh, six months ago.
没有印象 Doesn't ring a bell.
但我也许能在藏宝箱里找到点儿什么 But he could be in my treasure chest.
我会保留所有客人留下的东西 I keep all the items guests leave behind.
我丈夫管这叫囤积废物 My husband calls it hoarding.
但我喜欢称自己为收藏家 But I fancy myself more of a collector.
20刀赌我们白费力气了 20 bucks says we're barking up the wrong crazy here.
如果公诉人需要更多和范德坎普 If the prosecutor needs more connection
有联系的证据 相信我 我能找到 to that Van de Kamp broad. Trust me. I'll find it.
你们真幸运 Must be your lucky day.
208房间 雷蒙·桑切斯 Room 208. Ramon sanchez.
谢谢 Thank you.
带地图的杂志 一些收据 Magazine with a map, some receipts.
我没发现什么 I don't think there's anything here.
他圈出了紫藤巷 He circled Wisteria Lane.
那又怎样 这无法表明他们有联系 So what? It doesn't connect him to her.
至少不算直接证据 Not directly.
可以 如果他是要去她家 It does if he was going to her address.
鲍勃很快就到 Bob should be here any minute.
你不需要律师在场 You really don't need your lawyer.
我只想让你看看我们找到了什么 I just wanted to show you something that we found.
这是什么 What is it?
在桑切斯先生的物品中找到的 It was with some of Mr. Sanchez's things.
你也看到了 上面有你的地址 As you can see, he wrote your address on it.
这没道理 他为什么要 But that doesn't make any sense. Why would he--
如果调查再深入下去 Look, if this goes too much farther,
我也爱莫能助了 there's nothing I can do to help you.
但如果你能坦白 But if you come forward now,
原原本本的告诉我一切 tell me everything that happened,
我们可以从宽处理 things will go a lot easier for you.
我想等等我的律师 I think I should wait for my lawyer.
请问哪里有水喝 Is there some place I could get some water?
外面就有 Right outside.
康克林先生的假释听证会是明天十点 Mr. Conklin's parole hearing is tomorrow at... 10:00.
你真的想让我告诉委员会 Do you really want me telling the board
你找不到 that you couldn't find
我一周前就申请过的文件吗 the documents that I requested a week ago?
我 我再查一下 韦斯顿先生 I-I'll check again, Mr. Weston.
光查没用 找到它 Don't check. Find.
范德坎普女士 Ms. Van de Kamp.
你还好吧 You okay?
也许吧 I think so.
只是 在等鲍勃 Just, uh, waiting for Bob.
他们找到了其他证据 They found some other evidence,
我不知道该如何处理 and I'm just not sure what to make of it all.
你看 Look, uh,
我现在是想帮你 I'm trying to help you out here.
但这宽待是有时效的 But there is a clock on this deal,
我不知道你的律师还要多久才能到 so I'm not sure how much longer you wanna wait for your lawyer.
你一定很讨厌当警探吧 You must hate being a detective, huh?
韦斯顿先生 Mr. Weston.
即使是新警察也知道 在审讯疑犯时 Even a rookie cop knows that interrogating a suspect
没有律师在场 就是在侵犯他们的权利 without counsel present is a violation of their rights,
所以你一定是想用这种方式 so this must be your way of
摆脱你的警探金盾吧 trying to lose your gold shield,
好方法 我认为可行 and you know what? I think it's gonna work.
我们只是话家常 顺便等等她的律师 We're just making small talk, waiting for her lawyer.
好吧 话家常时间结束 Well, small talk's over.
我是她的律师 I'm her lawyer.
我们走吧 Let's go.
你不需要得到他的允许 You don't need his permission.
想和她谈话 请先找我 You wanna talk to her, you talk to me first.
我说得清楚吗 将要降级为巡警的摩非警官 Is that clear, soon-to-be-a-patrolman Murphy?
晚安 警探 Good evening, detective.
我以为我的案子对你来说太无聊 I thought my case was too boring for you.
之前是 但我发现了些有趣的事情 It was, but I realized something that made it interesting.
也许你没有犯案 You may not have done this,
但你一定知道凶手是谁 but you sure as hell know who did.
谢谢你 酒单 我要点 Thank you. Wine list. I'll take that.
等会儿记住把账单给我 And be sure to bring me the check.
今晚我请客 Tonight's my treat.
好像挺贵的 Whoa. Kinda pricey.
我以为我们要为布里的律师费省钱 I thought we were supposed to be saving for Bree's lawyer.
没错 但我现在工作业绩相当好 We are, but I'm starting to do really well,
所以我觉得我们可以挥霍一次 so I think we can afford one splurge.
我不知道 I don't know.
拜托 卡洛斯 这是我想为你做的 Oh, come on, Carlos. I want to do this for you.
你就不能好好享受吗 Can't you just enjoy it?
好吧 I guess I can do that.
-加布 -杰森 - Gaby? - Jason!
我就知道是你 Hey! I thought that was you.
你是谁 Who are you?
这是杰森 我的顾客 Oh, this is Jason, one of my clients.
杰森 这是卡洛斯 我的 Jason, this is Carlos, my...
哥哥 brother.
你好 老兄 见到你很高兴 Oh, hey, man. Nice to meet you.
来搬个椅子 一起吃吧 Grab a chair. Join us.
谢谢 Thanks.
你妹妹真是个能干的推销小姐 So, uh, your sister here is quite the little saleswoman.
你敢相信她今天让我买下了 You believe she talked me into
一件4000美金的西装吗 a $4,000 suit today?
我想说 I mean...
真是我的好妹妹 That is so... sis.
卡洛斯 你能去吧台帮我们拿点酒来吗 Carlos, maybe you should go to the bar and get us some drinks.
不 我不渴 Nah. I'm not thirsty.
我正穿着你帮我挑选的衬衫 So, uh, I'm wearing one of the shirts you picked out.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
我怎么好意思 Oh. I can't tell you
在我哥面前告诉你我的想法呢 what I think in front of my brother.
你真幽默 You're so funny.
卡洛斯 像你妹妹这么棒的人 Hey, Carlos, how is it possible
怎么可能还单着 that someone as awesome as your sister hasn't been scooped up already?
可能是性病吧 My guess is it's the herpes.
兄妹间的玩笑 Sibling humor.
没错 免费小诊所 You're right. All those trips to the free clinic
可不是白去的 could've been for anything.
说真的 卡洛斯 Seriously, Carlos,
我觉得你该去帮我们拿些酒过来 Some drinks for the table would be really good.
管他的呢 You know, what the hell?
给我来一杯苏格兰威士忌加冰块 I'll take a scotch on the rocks.
对了 威士忌要纯麦的 Uh, a single malt.
真是不好意思 你恐怕得自己去取了 Actually, you're gonna have to get that one yourself.
我要回家找我老婆去了 I am going home to my wife.
我可是结了婚的人 I'm married.
你刚刚的行为简直难以置信 I can't believe you just did that.
那家伙是我最佳客户之一 That guy's one of my best customers.
这就是你所说的"呆子"吗 Oh, are we talking about that "Nerd" You sell to?
好吧 他是比其他客户要帅一点 Okay, maybe he's a little better-looking than the others,
可这是我的工作 卡洛斯 But it's my job, Carlos.
无所谓了 我只想赶紧离开这里 Fine. Whatever. Let's just get out of here.
你真是个伪君子 You are such a hypocrite.
以前每次去见你那些外地客户的时候 How many times did you tell me to show a little cleavage
还不都是你要我多露点乳沟 When meeting your out-of-town clients?
我的胸部早就是一个观光景点了 My breasts were practically a tourist stop.
这根本是两码事 This is different,
而我不喜欢你这样 and I don't like it,.
那真是太糟糕了 我们需要这份工作 Well, too bad. We need this job.
现在是我在养家糊口 I'm the breadwinner now.
又搬出这个来威胁我 Yep. Throw that in my face again.
你说什么 What?
"卡洛斯 快去帮我做饭" "Make me dinner, Carlos."
"给我弄杯喝的过来" "Get me drinks."
"把支票拿来" "Bring me the check."
没错 卡洛斯 现在的确是我买单了 Yeah, Carlos, I did offer to treat.
而你知道我是怎么想的吗 And you know what I was thinking?
我觉得这种感觉太棒了 How good it felt.
19年了 终于可以轮到我来养你了 How for the first time in 19 years I was able to treat you.
我不敢相信你居然会不开心 And I can't believe that would bother you.
没错 Well, it does.
只要一想到现在靠你赚钱养家 It's driving me crazy that you're the one
一切都你说了算 我就快疯了 making all the money and calling all the shots.
忍着 因为我做这一切全是为了你 Well, get used to it, because I did all this for you.
都是为了完成你的心愿 This is what you wanted.
把钥匙给她吧 现在是她掌握方向盘了 Uh, give 'em to her. She's driving now.
你起得真早 You're up early.
我昨晚没睡 I'm up late.
之前在大学的时候 Once, in college,
我给麦克写了一封信来抱怨你 I wrote Mike a letter about how horrible you are.
祝我早安 And good morning to me.
当时我刚刚在电话里跟你大吵了一架 We'd just had a fight on the phone,
所以我得找个办法来发泄 and I needed to put my anger somewhere.
不管怎样 当你跟我说 Anyway, when you said
麦克的盒子里收藏了些过去的信件的时候 that Mike had some old letters in that box,
我想看看我的那封在不在里面 I wanted to make sure mine wasn't in it,
所以我翻了翻这个盒子... So I checked...
然后我找到了这些 and I found these.
这些都是麦克的妈妈阿黛尔写给他的 They're from Mike's mom Adele.
看样子你不是唯一一个 It turns out you weren't the only one
对麦克姐姐的存在毫不知情的人 who was in the dark about Mike's sister.
他自己也是在8年前才知道这件事的 He didn't even know she existed until eight years ago.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
很显然 萝拉小时候肯定需要特殊看护 It was clear early on that Laura was going to have special needs.
我估计麦克的父母不愿意被她拖累吧 I guess Mike's parents weren't up for it.
"是的 迈克尔 我为自己感到羞愧 "So, yes, Michael, I am ashamed of myself,
"每一天我都为当初的这个决定备受煎熬 "and I live with that decision every day.
"可是你父亲的命运如此多舛 "But life with your father was always hard,
"留下萝拉的确会有些碍事 "and keeping Laura would have been an inconvenience
继而令我们的生活毁于一旦" that might have destroyed everything."
这是她写给麦克的最后一封信 This was the last letter she wrote Mike.
"现在你已经知道了我最不堪的秘密 "And so now you know the worst secret of my life,
"可是我请求你不要说出去 "but I beg of you, let it remain a secret.
"你幸福快乐的新家庭 "Your beautiful new family
"是我活在这世上的唯一乐趣了 "is one of the only joys I have.
"请不要告诉他们我这段不光彩的过去" "Don't let them know the kind of person I really am."
麦克并没想对你隐瞒什么 Mike wasn't keeping a secret from you.
他这么做只是为了他的母亲 He was keeping a secret for her.
我知道麦克会希望我怎么做了 Well, I know what Mike would've wanted me to do.
我会继续给萝拉寄支票的 I am gonna keep writing those checks,
我希望萝拉能继续存在于我的生活中 and I'm gonna keep Laura in my life.
我的天呐 My god.
阿黛尔肯定每天都饱受良心的煎熬 Adele had to live with that on her conscience.
是啊 Yeah.
怎么会有人去做这样的事呢 How do you do something like that?
怎么会有人放弃自己的亲生骨肉呢 How do you give away your own child
就因为他们很"碍事"吗 just because it's inconvenient?
不不不 我不是那个意思... Oh, no, no, no. No, um, I-I didn't mean--
你的情况跟这完全不同 It's--it's not like that with you.
不 妈 情况是一样的 No, mom, it is.
我每天挂在嘴边的那些关于怀孕的抱怨 All the stuff I've said about being pregnant...
说我还没准备好 that I'm not ready,
说我不确定自己能不能当一个好妈妈 or that I'm not sure I'd be a good mom...
这全是屁话 It's all bull.
我其实就是觉得这个孩子"碍事"了 What this baby really is to me is inconvenient.
我昨天想了整整一晚 I've been thinking about this all night.
我不想做出一个让自己 I don't want to make a decision
终生后悔和羞愧的决定 that I'm going to be ashamed of for the rest of my life.
我没办法忍受 I can't live with that.
我不能这样 I won't.
朱莉 你的意思是说... Julie, are you saying--
是的 Yeah.
我打算留下她 I'm gonna keep her.
没错 一生中 我们有不少计划 Yes, in life, we all make plans,
可是有时事与愿违 But sometimes they don't turn out the way we expected.
一片好心 却反将婚姻带入危机 By trying to help out, we may damage a relationship.
想做最后一搏 By attempting to reach out,
却只得到他渐行渐远的背影 we may push someone further away.
追溯往事 By digging into the past,
反倒充实了当下的生活 we may enrich our present.
可是总有那么些人 But then there are those
他们不达目的誓不罢休 who refuse to let go of their plans,
完全不计后果 no matter how badly they're turning out.
要我去给你买罐啤酒吗 Can I buy you a beer?
我觉得你得来点儿酒 I figure you could use one.
为什么 Why?
现在特里普·韦斯顿接手范德坎普的案子了 Trip Weston's taking the Van De Kamp case.
你也知道的 那家伙不达目的不罢休 The guy won't quit till he gets what he wants.
是么 我也不会轻易妥协 Yeah, neither will I.
要不等那婊子进了监狱 So how about you buy me that beer
你再请我喝啤酒吧 when the bitch goes to jail?