- 好 钱德 - 好 - Okay, Chandler. - Okay.
你的星座运势说: And your horoscope says:
"本月5日 某个特别的人会送你礼物" "On the 5th, a special someone is going to give you a gift."
- 那就先谢了 - 哈哈 - Oh, well, thank you in advance. Mm. - Ha, ha.
"却会在12日引发口角" "But the 12th brings a lover's spat."
你要取笑我送你的礼物 You're going to make a joke about my special present.
为什么？ Why would you do that?
"19日暗恋你的人会向你表白" Oh, wait. "On the 19th, a secret crush announces itself."
- 大家好 - 嘿 - Hey, guys. - Hey.
天哪 是《麦克与吉事》的 乔伊崔比亚尼 Oh, my God! It's Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
也对 你今天开拍 That's right. It's your first day.
高不高兴要和机器人拍档 打击假犯罪？ Are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?
我高不高兴有自己的影集？ Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series?
我梦想好多年了 I've dreamed about this for years.
我为什么都没准备？ Why have I not been preparing?
不 乔伊 你一定会演得很棒 No, Joey, you're gonna be great.
但我得跟机器人对戏 菲比 我对科技一窍不通 But I gotta act with a robot. I don't know anything about technology.
除了看色情网站外 我连用钱德的电脑都不会 I can't even use Chandler's computer, except to find porn.
那还是因为那是首页 And that's only because it's there when you turn it on.
我们本月份的口角会提前发生 Our lover's spat will start a little early this month.
我会等你 I'll be waiting.
老友记 第六季 第二十一集
你看封面选书？这样不对喔 Are you judging them by their covers? Because you're really not supposed to.
不是 我想选一本来用 我又要写书了 I'm deciding which one to use. I'm going to start writing another book.
因为上一本很畅销？ Because the last one was such a big seller?
如果你想知道 告诉你 我已经写了十四本书 Well, if you must know, I have written 14 books.
因为读者只有我一个 And as I'm the only one who has read them...
我可以告诉你们 反应很热烈 I can tell you that they have all been very well received.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
- 嗨 - 你们等下有事吗？ - Hi. - What are you doing later?
瑞秋和我要去剪头发 Oh, Rachel and I have to get our hair cut.
- 有吗？ - 我想先知道他要干嘛 - We do? - I want to see what he wants first.
我刚得知伊丽莎白她爸想见我 I just found out Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me.
等等 且慢 Wait a minute. Hold the phone.
你不是伊丽莎白的爸爸？ You're not Elizabeth's dad?
拜托啦 我真的想让他喜欢我 Come on, guys. I really want this guy to like me.
你们要是能 It would really help me out if you guys could be here...
- 捧我一下就太好了 - 我们当然会捧你 - to make me look good. - Of course we'll help.
- 我们就在这 - 谢了 - We'll be here. - Thanks.
谁都知道参加家长会很辛苦 We know how tough those parent-teacher conferences can be.
- 这是你的办公室场景 - 哇 - So here's your office set. - Wow, huh?
麦克麦可维利 私家侦探 Mac Machiavelli, Private Investigator. Eh?
- 我带你去更衣 - 好的 - Let's get you to wardrobe for a fitting. - Okay.
嘿 我什么时候可以跟机器人见面？ Hey, uh, when do I meet the robot?
抱歉 那就现在吧 他也在 Why don't we do that right now? He's right here.
- 好的 - 乔伊崔比亚尼 这位... - Okay. - Joey Tribbiani, this is...
哇 真是栩栩如生 Wow! He's so lifelike.
了不起 Unbelievable.
这位是创造 操作吉事的韦恩 This is Wayne, the man who created and operates C.H.E.E.S.E.
韦恩 你好 How do you do there, buddy?
- 你们两个慢慢聊 - 好 - I'll let you two guys get acquainted, huh? - Okay.
刚才很抱歉 Sorry about that.
- 吉事呢？ - 吉事就在这里 - Uh, so where's C.H.E.E.S.E? - C.H.E.E.S.E. is right here.
麦克 幸会 Nice to meet you, Mac.
- 它是半成品吧？ - 不是 怎么了？ - This is the temporary robot, right? - No. Why?
我以为它会长得很酷 Well, I just thought it was gonna be a really cool robot.
像魔鬼终结者 或刚才的你 Like the Terminator, or, uh, when I first saw you.
我花了两年研发这台机器 它非常先进 I spent two years developing this machine. It's absolutely state of the art.
抱歉 只是它看起来一无是处 I'm sorry. It doesn't look like it can do anything.
它会这样 It can do this.
嗨... 哦 哈哈 Hey... Oh, ha, ha.
这是我爸 保罗史提芬斯 爸 这是罗斯盖勒 This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
保罗 幸会 It's great to meet you, Paul.
我比较喜欢伊丽莎白的男友 叫我史提芬斯先生 I prefer that Liz's boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
没问题 史提芬斯先生 Uh, of course. Mr. Stevens.
罗斯... Good. So, Ross...
你有什么毛病？ what's your problem?
什么？ Excuse me?
为什么不交年龄相近的女友？ Why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?
真好笑... Heh. It's funny...
不好笑 Um, it's not funny.
我不喜欢你跟我女儿交往 罗斯 I don't like you going out with my daughter, Ross.
好 我看得出来 Okay, um, I can see that.
但要是你给我机会 我一定能改变你的看法 But I think if you give me, um, one chance, I can change your mind.
- 好 - 什么？ - Okay. - What?
好 我给你机会改变我的看法 Okay. I'll give you one chance to change my mind.
计时1分钟 You've got one minute.
- 爸 - 好吧 - Daddy. - Fine.
2分钟 开始 Two minutes. Go.
l分50秒 A minute and 50 seconds.
好 Okay, um...
我要告诉你 我以前没做过这种事 I want you to know, I have never done anything like this before.
我是说我跟别人交往过 I mean, I've been in, um, relationships in general.
但是我没跟学生做过...不... But I've never done it with a student. I mean, not...
不是那档事 我们还没做过 Not "it." We haven't done "it."
当然我们做过一些事... Uh... We, I mean... I mean, we've done stuff...
好 讲个笑话轻松一下 Okay. Okay. A joke. A joke. Lighten the mood.
两个男人走进酒吧 一个是爱尔兰人 Um, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.
- 我是爱尔兰人 - 结果爱尔兰人赢了 - I'm Irish. - And the Irish guy wins the joke.
- 罗斯？ - 罗斯 - Ross? - Ross!
- 居然会在这里遇见你 - 天哪 谢谢你们 - How crazy that we would run into you. - Oh, my God! Thank you.
史提芬斯先生 他们是我朋友 Mr. Stevens, I'd like you to meet my friends.
菲比 摩妮卡和钱德 This is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.
你是伊丽莎白的父亲？难怪她有一种... So you're Elizabeth's father, huh? I can see now where she gets her...
粗犷的美 rugged handsomeness.
你有老婆吗？ Is there a Mrs. Stevens?
你有老公 There's a Mr. Bing!
没有 丽莎出生不久 她妈妈就过世了 No, unfortunately, Lizzie's mom passed away shortly after she was born.
- 我一手把她带大的 - 哦 - I raised her by myself. - Oh...
我常碰上这种反应 I get that a lot.
好 大家都坐吧 Okay, um, why don't we all take a seat, you know? Heh.
我去帮大家点杯咖啡 And, uh, I'll get us all some, uh, coffees.
你来... Yeah, why don't you... Ahem. Uh...
你们先随便聊 And you guys can talk about whatever you want.
想到什么就聊什么 Whatever pops into your head.
这时候在这里遇见罗斯真怪 It is so strange seeing Ross here, this time of day...
他通常都要去儿童医院 because usually he's at the children's hospital.
不是去泡美眉喔 Yeah. But not looking for dates.
摩妮卡是罗斯的妹妹 So, um, Monica is Ross' sister.
他是个很棒的哥哥 He's a great brother!
- 我也有个妹妹 - 哦 - I had a sister. - Oh.
- 她过世了 - 哦 - She passed away. - Oh...
你们不必每次都这样 You don't have to do that every time.
不过罗斯人真的很好 我们是大学室友 But, uh, Ross is a great guy. I was roommates with him in college.
好笑的是... Funny story, heh, ha, ha...
你的大学室友死了对吧？ Your roommate in college died, didn't he?
他算是半死不活 A part of him did, yes.
来吧 保罗 伊丽莎白 Okay! Here we are, Paul, Elizabeth.
希望你们有找到话题 I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
- 我们正在... - 抱歉我来晚了 - Yes. We were just... - Sorry I'm late.
不过我已经准备好要捧你了 But I am ready, ready to talk you up. Heh.
- 丽莎的爸爸什么时候来？ - 我已经来了 - When does Liz's father get here? - I'm already here.
罗斯人最好了 Oh, Ross is so great.
甜心 你买给小女生的 你明明说要买给小宝宝的 Honey, you got the kind with the little girl. You said we'd get the kind with the baby.
- 你说那个小宝宝有点恐怖 - 是小女生有点恐怖 - You said the baby creeps you out. - The little girl creeps me out.
- 你是说小宝宝 - 小宝宝为什么会恐怖？ - You said the baby. - Why would the baby creep me out?
小女生为什么会恐怖？ Why would the little girl creep you out?
抱歉 你们讲慢点好吗？ I'm sorry. Can you please talk a little slower.
- 你要写进书里？ - 对 这是探讨男女关系的书 - This is for your book? - It's about relationships.
尔虞我诈 各种禁忌 You know, the traps, the pitfalls, what not to do.
- 继续 太精彩了 - 什么？ - Keep going. This stuff's great. - What?
你说什么？ Excuse me.
还有真心相爱就能克服一切 And how none of it matters when the people really love each other.
还有人都喜欢听好话 And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it's a compliment.
- 喔 嗨... - 嗨... - Oh, hi! Hi. - Hi. Hi.
- 我把钥匙掉在这里 - 喔 那赶快找 - I left my keys here somewhere. - Oh, well, let's look for them.
在这下面 嗨 Under here... Oh, hey!
是这一串吗？ Hey! Are these them?
不是 No.
- 好吧 - 哦 - All right. - Oh.
- 在这里 - 很好 - Here they are. - Good.
- 保罗先生 - 叫我保罗就好 - Mr. Paul? - Just call me Paul.
保罗 我只是想说 Paul. Um, I just wanted you to know that...
罗斯人真的很好 you know, Ross really is a great guy.
不如你跟他交往 省得我宰了他 Maybe you could date him then. It would save me the trouble of killing him.
怎么了？ Are you okay?
你不像是有20岁女儿的人 You just don't look old enough to have a 20-year-old daughter.
我们生她的时候很年轻 Well, we were very young when we had her.
- 我们？ - 对 通常一男一女才能... - Ah. We? - Yeah, it usually takes two people to...
当然 我知道 Oh, no! Yes! Of course. I know that.
现在也是我们 还是只剩下你？ What I meant was are you still "we" or are you just you?
只有我 I'm just me. Yeah.
丽莎出生没多久 我妻子就死了 My wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
喔 Oh.
- 你亲手把她带大的？ - 对 - So you raised her all on your own? - Yes, I did.
哦... Oh...
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
- 第一天顺利吗？ - 不错 - How was your first day? - Great.
但机器人的态度有点差 Except I got a little attitude from the robot.
那些死的机器人 它们应该是人类忠实的仆人 Damn those robots. They're supposed to be our faithful servants!
不是机器人 是操作它的人 It wasn't the robot, it was the guy who controls him.
他不喜欢我 我正要拿三明治 He doesn't like me. He had C.H.E.E.S.E. Knock over the sandwich table...
他就让吉事打翻盘子 right when I was reaching for one. Ugh.
你怎么不让他被炒鱿鱼？ Why don't you get him fired?
搞不好我会 我也不想 但我是主角 I may have to. I hate to do it. But I'm the star, you know?
总不能老捡地上的三明治吃 There's a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor.
抱歉 Excuse me.
乔伊崔比亚尼 Joey Tribbiani.
小子 找到你就好 有试镜 Joe! I'm glad I found you! I got an audition for you.
- 哇哦 - 这件事是个秘密 - Wow. - The thing is, it's kind of on the q.t.
那个演员不知道 他可能会被换掉 The actor who has the part doesn't know he might be fired.
是一部影集的主角 It's the lead in a series.
《麦克与吉事》 Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
我就是《麦克与吉事》的主角 I'm the lead in Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
噢 Uh-oh.
乔伊？ Joey?
嗨 罗斯 Hi, Ross.
我正在让他喜欢你 I was just getting him to like you.
乔伊？ Joey?
- 乔伊 - 嗨 罗斯 - Joey! - Hey, Ross.
罗斯 乔伊不在 Ross, Joey is not here.
好 那我在房里面等 Okay, I'll just wait for him in here!
罗斯 没关系 你可以出来 Ross, it's okay. You can come out.
没错 没关系 是我 Yeah, Ross. It's okay. It's me...
史提芬斯先生 Mr. Stevens.
天哪 我刚才没看见你 Oh, I didn't... Oh, my gosh. I didn't even see you.
当然有 你走进来 觉得很窘 Sure you did. You came in, got all awkward and ran to the bedroom.
就跑进房里去 还大叫"乔伊 乔伊" You were shouting, "Joey, Joey!"
- 再见 瑞秋 - 再见 - Bye, Rachel. - Bye.
- 我再打给你 - 好 再见 - I'll call you later. - Okay. See you!
- 罗斯 再见 - 啊 哈哈 - Bye, Ross. - Ah, hoo. Ha, ha.
你在...你怎么...你在怎么？ What? What the...? How did...? What?
他的钥匙掉了 就回来找 You know, he lost his keys. So he was looking for them.
在你的嘴里找？ In your mouth?
不是 No.
在楼下找 我们聊了 Downstairs. And we got to talking...
2小时 我很喜欢他 就请他上来喝杯咖啡 for two hours. I really liked him. I invited him for a cup of coffee.
你们就在咖啡厅里 You were at the coffee house!
罗斯 就算我亲了他又怎样？ Ross, what's the big deal? So I kissed the guy.
他是我的女朋友的爸爸 这样很怪 He's my girlfriend's father. Okay? It's weird!
- 你还不是跟我妹约会 - 那不一样 - You dated my sister. - That was different!
- 为什么？ - 这次是我觉得怪 - What? Why? - This is weird for me!
罗斯 听好 这样对你有好处 Ross, look. This is good for you, okay?
承认吧 目前他一点也不喜欢你 Let's face it. So far the guy's not loving you.
但我可以扭转形势 我有门路 But I can turn that around. I've got the inside track.
我们可以一起去吃饭 我可以把你捧上天 We could all go out to dinner. And I could talk you up.
况且他是个超有名的律师 Plus the guy is a very, very successful lawyer.
- 这个为什么重要？ - 可重要了 - How is that important? - Oh, it's important.
结果有一百万人可以演麦克 There's a million guys out there who can play Mac...
机器人和操作员却都只有一个 and there's only one robot.
我不知道他能让我被炒鱿鱼 And this one guy who controls it. I didn't know he could get me fired.
- 我该怎么办？ - 听着 乔伊 - What am I gonna do? - Well, Joey.
你很有魅力 You're a pretty charming guy.
谢了 但我有问题要解决 Thanks. But I have a problem to deal with.
你得让那个操作员喜欢你 No, sweetie. You've got to win over the guy who controls C.H.E.E.S.E.
你得用力拍他的机器马屁 Go back there and kiss some serious robot ass!
这个主意不错 That's not a bad idea!
既然明天要施展魅力 现在还是别浪费的好 If I have to turn on the charm tomorrow, I'm not wasting any of it on you guys.
不过菲比 我为你留了一点 Oh, actually I got a little bit saved for you, Pheebs.
你觉得乔伊比我有魅力？ So do you think, uh, Joey is more charming than me?
对 所以我跟他有一腿 Yeah. That's why I'm sleeping with him on the side.
你想得美喔 Yeah, you wish.
"你想得美喔" - 菲比 别再写我们了 - "You wish." - Phoebe, stop writing about us.
我没有 我是在写别人 I'm not writing about you. I'm writing about other people.
- 谁？ - 摩莎和钱特 - Who? - Marsha and Chester.
好 那我就来写菲莉丝 Okay, fine. Fine. Then you know what? I will just write about Phyllis.
- 嗯 - 嗯哼 - Hmm. - Huh.
- "菲莉丝坐在椅子上" - 我知道你想干嘛 - "Phyllis is sitting in the chair." - I see what you're doing.
- "菲莉丝知道我想干嘛" - 哦 - "Phyllis sees what I'm doing." - Oh, ho.
哇 我终于自食恶果了 Ooh, I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter.
早 Morning! Hey!
我最欣赏的天才 和我的机器人兄弟好吗？ How's my favorite genius and his robot buddy?
- 别碰他 - 好 - Don't touch him! - Okay. All right. Um...
韦恩 你老实说 我一直听说我会被换掉 Wayne, level with me. I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired.
他们还找人来试我这个角色 They even have actors coming in to read for my part.
拜托啦 再给我一次机会 Come on, man. You gotta give me a second chance.
我爱死这个小家伙... I love this little guy... Aah.
好吧 难怪你不让我碰他 拿去吧 Okay. That's why you didn't want me to touch him, right? There you go.
白痴 真是的 Stupid! I can't believe this! God.
嘿 你好吗？ Hey, how are you doing?
看样子我是被放鸽子了 So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up.
罗斯就大方的提议要带我去 So Ross selflessly offered to take me.
- 好感人喔 - 嗯哼 - What a nice story. - Heh.
罗斯上大学时想趁虚而入 So Ross was in college...
带一名少女参加高中舞会 and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her prom.
哇 想不到会有这种反效果 Wow. I definitely did not see that one backfiring.
- 我去洗手间 - 你慢慢上 - I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - Yeah. Take your time.
其实我是大一 她是高三 所以没那么... Just so you know, I was a freshman and she was a senior. So it wasn't as bad as...
罗斯 我知道我一直找你麻烦 Ross, look. I know I've been giving you a lot of jabs.
因为我很保护丽莎 It's partly because I'm very protective of Lizzie...
而且你的缺点实在很多 and partly because they just keep coming to me.
但是我得承认 丽莎一直夸你 I have to admit that after all the wonderful things Lizzie has told me...
瑞秋又说了那么多事 and the many, many, many stories that Rachel has told me...
看来你也... that, well...
没... you're not...
那么糟 all bad.
"是没那么糟" "Not all bad."
很抱歉之前对你那么凶 你必须了解 I'm sorry I was so harsh. But you have to understand.
丽莎在我眼中仍是个12岁小女孩 I still look at Lizzie like she's a 12-year-old girl.
我懂你的意思 我也有同感 You know, I know what you mean. I do that, too.
- 你说什么？ - 不 我不是把她当成12岁小女孩 - I beg your pardon? - No! I don't see her as a 12-year-old girl.
我是说我有个6岁的儿子 在我眼中仍是个小宝宝 I mean, I have a son who's, um, 6, and I still think of him as a baby.
- 你有儿子？ - 对 我和前妻 - You have a son? - Yeah. My ex-wife and I...
取得共同监护权 uh, share custody of Ben. And, uh...
还有 卡萝和我的关系很好 Just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms...
相信你和你太太也是 as I'm sure you are with your wife.
抱歉 Oh! I'm sorry.
我真是白痴 It's unbelievable!
没事 我只是不知道你结过婚 Don't worry. I just didn't realize you were married.
我们是结过婚 那只是... Oh, we were. But that was just a...
那只是酒后闹事 I mean, that was just a big drunken mistake.
你回来了 You're back.
你们结过婚？ You two were married?
抱歉 你在讲艾蜜莉 Oh, whoops. I'm sorry. You were talking about Emily.
钱德 我们是约6点楼下见 We said we would meet at the coffee house at 6:00.
- 我们是约7点 - 我们是约6点 - We said 7:00. - We said 6:00!
我如果有讲到6点 The only way that I said 6:00...
应该是说:"我们约7点" "不要约6点" would be if I said the sentence, "Let's meet at 7:00, not at 6:00."
我如果有讲到7点 应该会是说 If I had said 7:00, I would have said something like:
"我男朋友真自作聪明 什么7点" "Wow, my boyfriend is such a wiseass. 7:00!"
- 嗨 - 天哪 - Hi! - Oh, my good God!
- 我知道你们约几点 - 什么？ - I know what time you said. - What?
我知道摩莎和钱特约几点 Well, actually I know what time Chester and Marsha said.
- 几点？ - 真有趣的转变 - What time? - Quite an interesting turn of events.
我的书突然成了救星 Suddenly it's my book to the rescue, huh? Let's see.
有意思 Ooh. Very interesting.
这样就很清楚了 Yeah, well this certainly clears things up.
- 到底是几点？ - 我会告诉你... - What does it say? - I will tell you...
在你们谢谢我写书后 as soon as you thank me for writing my book.
谢谢你写书 这真是一本好书 Thank you for writing your book. It's a great book...
你是女王中的女王 and you are the queen of everything.
谢谢 你也是 Thanks. So are you.
我就说我不该穿这个颜色 I told you I should not wear this color.
"摩...摩莎和钱特 打算星期天晚上去看电影 "Monica... Marsha and Chester are planning on seeing a movie Sunday night.
摩莎觉得应该约6点 "Marsha thinks they're supposed to meet at 6:00.
钱特觉得电影是7点" Chester thinks it's at 7:00."
- 你知道我们会赶不上电影？ - 没错 - You knew we would miss the movie? - That's right.
而你只把它写在这本白痴书里 不告诉我们？ Instead of telling us, you decided to write it in your stupid book?
"摩莎和钱特很气菲莉丝" "Marsha and Chester are mad at Phyllis."
不敢相信我居然要被换角 I can't believe I'm gonna lose this job.
真可惜 我能帮什么忙吗？ I'm so sorry, man. Is there anything I can do?
能 帮我把那个小冰箱搬走 不被保安发现 Yeah. Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard.
乔伊 我有事找你 Hey, Joey, I want to talk to you.
我可不想理你 韦恩 我恨你 你毁了我的一生 Yeah? I don't want to talk to you, Wayne. I hate you. You ruined my life.
- 钱德 韦恩 韦恩 钱德 - 嗨 - Oh, Chandler, Wayne. Wayne, Chandler. - Hi. How are you?
乔伊 你帮我 我就叫他们不要换角 Joey, I'll get you your job back if you help me out.
我为什么要帮你？ Why should I help you out?
- 理由他已经说了 - 帮你什么？ - The reason he just said. - What do you need?
我看到你跟那个美女说话 I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman.
就是莎拉 我很想跟她说话 You know, Sarah. I wish I could talk to her.
- 你爱上她了吗？ - 对 - Are you in love with her? - Yeah.
她 所有的女人 谁都好 Her. All of them. Anyone.
我是过来人 Yeah. I've been there, my friend.
你教我跟女人搭讪 Listen, I guarantee you keep your job...
我保证让你留下来 if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
韦恩 这种事是教不来的 这是一种天生的... Oh, Wayne, it's not something you can teach. It's something you're born with...
教得来 我教你 You can teach it. I can show you right now.
我是说 I mean, if you think about it...
其实罗斯每次结婚 都学到一点东西 Ross did learn something from each marriage.
- 学到如何让婚姻变短吗？ - 噢 - How to make the next one even shorter? - Oh.
等等 这么说不公平 Wait a minute. That's not fair.
我们的婚姻比他和艾蜜莉的长 He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was to Emily.
他只是没告诉我 He just didn't tell me.
我再撒一次尿好了 Maybe I have to pee again.
真有意思 Well, this is fun.
罗斯 So Ross...
有哪个老婆被你杀了吗？ did you kill any of these wives?
你知道吗？ You know what? I...
我受够了 我很喜欢你的女儿 I have had enough of this. I care a great deal about your daughter.
我一直很尊重她 And I have treated her with nothing but respect.
要是你对我有意见 说实话... So if you've got a problem with me...
你在跟我呛声吗？ Are you yelling at me?
绝对没有 God, no.
爸 你不喜欢罗斯也无所谓 You know what, Daddy? If you don't like Ross, that's fine.
我才不管 我还是要跟他交往 It doesn't matter to me. I'm gonna go out with him anyway.
真的？ Really?
要是她不管 Well, if it doesn't matter to her...
那我也不管 这不是呛声喔 it doesn't matter to me. Still not yelling.
我还能说什么呢？ Well, what can I say?
我并没有比较喜欢你 This doesn't make me like you better.
没关系 我也不太喜欢我自己 That's okay. I'm not so crazy about myself right now either.
- 所以我们达成共识 - 对 可以这么说 - Then we agree? - Yeah, I guess so.
- 我们没有人喜欢罗斯 - 我喜欢罗斯 - Neither of us like Ross. - I like Ross.
小孩子 Oh, heh, kids!
等等 我又想到罗斯人很好的实例了 Wait. I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is.
没关系 瑞秋 我们现在不喜欢罗斯 That's okay, Rach. We're not liking Ross right now.
- 这种实例也很多 - 呃... - Oh! Well, I got a lot of those, too. - Uh...
结果你是对的 吉事 Well, it turns out you were right, C.H.E.E.S.E.
- 那批货根本没抵达奥哈马？ - 没错 - That shipment never made it to Omaha? - You got it.
而且那个拉比的胡子 百分百是马毛 And the rabbi's beard? 100 percent horse hair.
干得好 吉事 Nice catch, C.H.E.E.S.E.
吉事 该你说话了 It's your line, C.H.E.E.S.E.
韦恩 韦恩 Wayne! Wayne!