- 嘿 你期待我们要去度蜜月吗 - 我很期待 - Are you excited about our honeymoon? - Yeah, I am.
# 百慕大 巴哈马加油 漂亮的妈妈 # # Bermuda, Bahama Come on, pretty mama #
没错 要发作就趁现在没人的时候 Get it out of your system while we're alone.
- 我们是来道别的 - 对 祝你们蜜月玩得愉快 - We came to say goodbye. - Have a great honeymoon.
- 谢谢 - 我最好去打包行李 - Thanks. - I'll go pack.
不 我已经打包了 我只是找不到你的迷你泳裤 I already packed. The only thing I couldn't find, though, was your Speedo.
迷你泳裤 我没有迷你泳裤 Speedo? Uh, I don't have a Speedo.
我要去打包我那不起眼的超长泳裤 I'm gonna go pack my regular, long bathing suit.
很好 你还在 我来祝你有个愉快的蜜月 Good, you're still here. I wanted to tell you to have a good honeymoon.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
我还要你们知道 今天我会告诉孩子的爸 And I wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today.
怎么了 What? What? What?
- 我们知道孩子的爸是罗斯 - 你怎么知道的 - We know it's Ross. - How? How do you know?
是他的毛衣 但是天啊 It was his sweater. But, oh, my God!
我好希望罗斯是第一个知道的 I so wanted Ross to know first.
但你们知道了 我真的松了一口气 But I'm so relieved that you guys know.
- 这真的是太棒了 我是你孩子的姑姑 - 我知道 - That's so great. I'll be your baby's aunt! - I know.
- 我是阿姨 - 我是叔叔 来吧 - Me too! - I'm gonna be an uncle! Come here.
你们都会是孩子的姑姑 阿姨跟叔叔 You'll all be aunts and uncles.
对 但只有我跟孩子有血缘关系 But I'm the only one related by blood.
现在你们知道了 你们可以帮我建议我该怎么跟罗斯说 Okay, great. Now that you all know, you can give me advice on how to tell Ross.
你打算怎么说 What were you gonna say?
我要告诉他我想留下孩子 他想怎么做都可以 That I'm gonna have the baby, and he can be as involved as he wants.
听起来很不错 Well, that sounds good.
对 只是我该怎么开口呢 我是说我的开场白应该是什么 Yeah, but how do I start? What's the first thing that I say?
- 好吧 太棒了 谢谢 - 祝你好运 - Okay, great. Thanks. - Hey, good luck.
对 再见 Yeah, bye.
那是怎么一回事 What was that all about?
看来现在告诉你也没关系 瑞秋怀了罗斯的孩子 Well, I guess no harm in telling you now. Rachel and Ross are having a baby.
什么 我完全不知道 你为什么不告诉我 What? I didn't even know! Why didn't you tell me?
我为什么会这样说话 Why am I talking like this?
- 我觉得你无法保密 - 什么 I didn't think you could keep it a secret.
我是保密高手 我一直保守着我们所有的秘密 What? I'm an excellent secret-keeper. I've kept all our secrets.
- 什么秘密 - 不 乔伊 - What secrets? - No, no, Joey.
我不会告诉你 因为我是保密高手 I'm not gonna tell you because I am an excellent secret-keeper.
- 待会你会告诉我 - 你已经知道了 - Psst. You'll tell me later? - You already know.
# 没有人告诉你活着有多累 # # So no one told you life was gonna be this way #
# 上班受罪 口袋空空 爱情变累赘 # # Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. #
# 寂寞又潦倒 受气又受累 # # It's like you're always stuck in second gear #
# 日复一日 年复一年 # # When it hasn't been your day, #
# 时运不济 活着受罪 # # your week, your month, or even your year #
# 你我永不离弃 # # but I'll be there for you #
# 你我相偎相依 # # 'Cause you're there for me too #
送别人去度蜜月 真的好浪漫 It's so romantic to send people off on their honeymoon.
摩妮卡跟钱德结婚了 罗斯跟瑞秋就要生宝宝 You know, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby.
或许你跟我也该找些事来做 Maybe you and I should do something.
你说的对 吾爱… All in good time, my love. All in good time.
该死 我把吉他放在他们家 你待会能帮我开门吧 Oh, shoot. I left my guitar in their apartment. You can let me in later, right?
不 我没有钥匙 他们拿走我的钥匙 说是要交给你 No, I don't have a key. They took mine to give to you.
什么 他们拿走我的说是要交给你 What? They took mine to give to you.
他们为什么要拿走我们的钥匙 Why would they take away our keys?
或许他们不信任我们 Maybe they don't trust us.
才不会 他们上次出城时让我保管他们的钥匙 They let me keep my key the last time they were out of town.
你是说那次你打破番茄酱瓶 You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle...
拿摩妮卡给客人的毛巾来清理 ...and cleaned it up with Monica's guest towels?
- 嘿 我洗了毛巾 - 才没有 - I washed those. - No, you didn't.
对 那听起来不像我的作风 Yeah, that didn't sound like me.
- 我该怎么办 我需要我的吉他 - 我也有东西放在他家 - What am I gonna do? I really need my guitar. - I have stuff in there too.
- 什么东西 - 摩妮卡的奶酪鸡 我得把它解决掉 - What stuff? - Monica's chicken parm. I'll take care of this.
崔格先生 我是乔伊·崔比亚尼 Mr. Treeger? It's Joey Tribbiani.
听着 我得到摩妮卡跟钱德家 有紧急事件 I need to get into Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's an emergency.
瓦斯漏气 带大蒜面包过来 Uh... Uh... Gas leak. Oh, and bring garlic bread.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
- 瑞秋找到你了吗 - 不 怎么了 - Did Rachel find you? - No, why?
- 她在找你 - 那么我待会再见她 - She was looking for you. - Well, I guess I'll catch up with her later.
- 她真的得马上跟你谈 - 对 似乎是有重要的事 - She really wanted to talk to you now. - Yeah, it seemed pretty important.
- 不 - 什么 - Oh, no. - What?
我想我知道她有什么事 I think I might know what this is about.
真的吗 Really?
对 我们答应不会告诉任何人 但是… Yeah. We promised we weren't gonna tell anybody this...
大约一个月前 瑞秋跟我上床 ...but a month ago, Rachel and I slept together.
结果呢 And?
- 喔 我以为 你们会大吃一惊 - 抱歉 结果呢 - Wow, I thought you'd be more shocked. - Oh, sorry. And?
我们说只做一次… Well, we said we'd just do it that one time...
我想她或许想要跟我复合 ...but now I think she may wanna start things up again.
我想不是那样的 Yeah, I don't think that's what it is.
- 为什么 不然会是什么事 - 我觉得不太舒服 - Why? What else could it be? - Oh, wow, I don't feel well.
我相信就是那么一回事 I'm telling you, I'm telling you, that's what it is.
难怪在婚礼上她看我的眼神怪怪的 No wonder she was looking at me all funny during the wedding.
她什么都没有告诉你们 She didn't say anything to you?
- 或许你吃坏肚子了 - 有可能 - Maybe it's something you ate. - It could've been...
- 拜托 去跟瑞秋谈一谈 - 好吧 我想我该去 - Please, just go and talk to Rachel. - Yeah, I guess I should.
你们知道我领悟到什么事吗 Man, you know what I have to realize?
或许我是那种让女人一夜难忘的男人 Maybe I'm not the type of guy women can have just one night with.
她们对我永远都觉得不满足 They always seem to want a little bit more.
我应该记得那一点的 I should remember that.
下一位 Next.
- 他们在接吻 我们先过去吧 - 别管他们 他们深爱彼此 - They're kissing. Let's go around them. - Leave them alone. They're in love.
我也爱你 不过爱得井然有序 I'm in love too. But in an orderly fashion.
- 下一位 - 嗨 你们能边走边接吻吗 - Next. - Hi. Can you do that and walk?
因为她说"下一位" Because she said, "Next."
抱歉 我们没有听到 我们要去度蜜月 Sorry, we didn't hear you. We're on our honeymoon.
让我来看一下 头等舱还有位置 Aw. Let me see what I can do. There are some first-class seats available.
听到了吗 她让他们升级到头等舱 因为他们要去度蜜月 They bumped them up to first class because they're on their honeymoon.
我们假装也要去度蜜月 Let's act like we're on our honeymoon.
我们的确是要去度蜜月 We are on our honeymoon.
- 快摸我屁股 - 下一位 - Grab my ass. - Next.
抱歉 我差点没听见 我深爱我的新丈夫 Sorry, I almost didn't hear you because I'm so in love with my new husband.
- 我们要去度蜜月 - 恭喜 - We're on our honeymoon. - Congratulations.
谢谢 Thanks.
好了 宾先生 你在25J 宾太太是25K Mr. Bing, you'll be in 25J, and Mrs. Bing, you're in 25K.
我们要去度蜜月 你能让我们升级到头等舱吗 We're on our honeymoon, so can you do your little thing, bump us up to first class?
抱歉 头等舱客满了 刚刚那对夫妻拿走最后两个位置 I'm sorry, all the first-class seats are taken. That couple got the last two.
看吧 如果你听我的话插他们的队 If we'd gone around them like I said,
她会给我们头等舱的位置 该死 she'd have given us those tickets. Damn it.
25J跟K会不会刚好不连在一起 25J and K, any chance those aren't together?
我还是不相信他们拿走我的钥匙 你把钥匙交给我保管 I still can't believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
那当然 我会把它还给你… Of course I do. And I'll give it back to you...
只要清理钥匙的人把它擦干净了 ...as soon as they're done with it at the key-shining place.
那是什么声音 What the hell is that?
- 崔格 你在做什么 - 你说有瓦斯漏气 - Whoa, whoa. Treeger, what are you doing? - You said there was a gas leak in here.
你为什么不用钥匙开门 Why don't you use your key?
等我找到他们家的钥匙 这间公寓可能都炸掉了 I won't find it before the place explodes.
如果我管理的公寓再发生一次爆炸 人们会开始问问题 If that happens at another building I manage, people will start asking questions.
快一点 Come on, hurry up.
噢 Oh!
要那么做我们也会 We could have done that.
你看 他们走进头等舱休息室了 Look at that. They're going into the first-class lounge.
- 你知道里面有什么吗 - 不知道 - Do you know what they have in there? - No.
我也不知道 我们得进去才行 Me neither. We have to get in!
- 装做你是头等舱的客人 - 天啊 有橘子 - Just act like you belong. - Oh, my God! Oranges!
嘘 Shh!
- 很高兴又跟你见面了 - 先生 麻烦出示你的机票 - Nice to see you again. - Sir, may I see your tickets, please?
没问题 Yes, of course.
麻烦将你的姆指挪开 我看不到座位号码 Would you move your thumb. I can't see the seat number.
没关系 我已经背下来了 是1A That's all right. I have it memorized. It's 1A.
- 这不是头等舱的机票 抱歉 - 没关系 对不起 - Sir, this isn't a first-class ticket. I'm sorry. - Apology accepted. Excuse us.
先生 恐怕我得请你们离开 Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
好吧 Fine.
快跑… Go, go, go!
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
嗨 Hi.
我想我们真的需要好好地谈一谈 I think there's something that we really need to talk about.
没错 我们何不先进去呢 I think we do. Why don't we go inside.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
- 听着 我知道你为什么会来这里 - 真的 - Look, I know why you're here. - You do?
对 为了让你有点面子 我想或许应该我先说 Yeah, and to save you from any embarrassment, I think I should talk first.
- 好吧 - 好吗 - Okay. - Okay.
请坐 Here.
罗斯跟瑞秋 瑞秋跟罗斯 Ross and Rachel. Rachel and Ross. Heh.
那像是在玩跷跷板 对吧 It's been one heck of a seesaw, hasn't it?
什么 What?
我是说那晚我们过得既满足又尽兴 I mean, look, that one night we had was fun and certainly passionate.
但你不觉得我们还是当朋友比较好吗 But don't you think it's better if we just stay friends?
你是说 什么 Seriously, what?
好吧 这样好了 Okay, okay. You know what?
如果你要的话 我们可以再做一次 If you want to, we can do it one more time.
我没有问题 事实上我现在有空 I'd be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now.
好了 Okay.
- 你知道吗 我可以说话了吗 - 当然可以 - You know what? Ahem. Can I talk now? - Oh, sure.
好吧 Okay.
我怀孕了 I'm pregnant.
罗斯 Ross?
好吧 我等你准备好再说 Okay, whenever you're ready.
对了 你是孩子的爸 但你知… And you're the father, by the way. But you got...
- 你要喝水吗 - 我没事 - Can I get you some water? - I'm good, I'm good.
罗斯 别觉得有什么压力 好吗 你想怎么做都可以的 Ross, there is no pressure on you. Okay? You can be as involved as you want.
对 我… 我只是不知道 我不了解 Yeah, I, uh... I'm just, I don't know. I don't understand...
怎么会发生这种事 ...how this happened.
- 我们有用保险套 - 我知道 - We used a condom. - I know.
但保险套的避孕功能只有百分之九十七 But you know, condoms only work, like, 97 percent of the time.
什么 What? What?
什么 What?
他们应该标示在包装上 Well, they should put that on the box!
- 包装上有标示 - 才没有 - They do. - No, they don't!
他们应该用又大又粗的字体标示在包装上 Well, they should put it in huge block letters!
- 罗斯 别管保险套的事 - 早知道当时也不用管了 - Let's just forget about the condoms. - Well, I may as well have!
听着 你知道吗 我发现自己怀孕时 Listen, I was really freaked out too when...
也吓坏了 吓坏了 我才没有 Freaked out? No, I'm not freaked out.
我是个愤怒的消费者 I'm indignant as a consumer!
- 你知道吗 我们待会再谈 - 不 我想现在谈 - You know what? Let's talk later. - No. No, I wanna talk now.
事实上 我想跟保险套公司的董事长谈 In fact, I wanna talk to the president of the condom company.
- 你知道吗 或许我该待会再来 - 好吧 - Okay, maybe I should come back... - Shh!
好吧 我按1 Yeah, I'll press one!
- 我到处找过 瓦斯没有漏气 - 所以我可以热一下这个吗 - I looked everywhere. There's no gas leak. - So now I can heat this up?
总之我会帮他们装扇新门 Anyway, I'll get moving on that new door.
太棒了 帮我们一个忙 别跟钱德和摩妮卡提这件事 Great. And could you do us a favor and not tell Chandler and Monica about this?
因为他们没有自己的孩子… Because, you know, they don't have any kids of their own...
这扇门就像是他们的孩子 ...and this door was like a child to them.
我得装上新锁 他们一定会发现的 I have to put on a new lock. They'll find out anyway.
喔 糟糕 Oh, no.
看样子要干一整天 我得去取消我的瑜伽课 This looks like an all-day job. I'll have to cancel my yoga class.
- 嘿 罗斯 - 嘿 - Hey, Ross. - Hey.
麻烦你告诉茉莉 今天我没办法去上瑜伽课 Could you tell Jasmine I can't make it to yoga?
没问题 Sure.
- 天啊 门是怎么了 - 很明显喔 - My God. What happened to the door? - So it's noticeable, huh?
- 瑞秋在这里吗 我得跟她谈一谈 - 你们不是谈过了吗 - Is Rachel here? I really need to talk to her. - Didn't you two already talk?
对 但是… Yeah, but...
听着 你们知道 瑞秋跟我上过床 但除此之外还有别的 Okay, look. You guys know Rachel and I slept together, but there's something else.
瑞秋怀孕了 Rachel's pregnant.
- 我的老天爷 - 天啊 我不敢相信 - Holy mother of God! - Oh, my God! I can't believe it!
- 她怀了我的孩子 - 我是第一次听到这件事 - With my child. - That is brand-new information!
- 你们已经知道了 对不对 - 知道一点 - You already know, don't you? - A little bit.
- 你还好吗 - 我会没事的 - How you doing? - Okay. Okay. I mean, I'll be okay.
我想我没有处理好 It's just I don't think I handled it very well.
- 你跟她说了什么 - 什么都没说 - What did you say to her? - Nothing.
但我跟保险公司的客服部门说了很多 But the complaint department at the condom company got an earful.
我一转身才发现她走了 Then when I turned around, she was gone.
喔 罗斯 Oh, Ross.
我知道 但我发现保险套只有百分之九十七的避孕效果 But in my defense, I found out that condoms are only 97 percent effective.
- 什么 - 我得去找她 - What? - I gotta go find her.
等下 你认真的? 有百分之三的机率它们无法发挥功能 Hold on! Are you serious? So, like, 3 percent of the time they don't even work?
他们应该在包装上做标示 Huh? They should put that on the box!
- 他们的确那么做了 - 什么 - Evidently, they do. - What?
- 我不敢相信我们来到这里了 - 开什么玩笑 - I can't believe we're here. - You've gotta be kidding.
什么 What?
为了庆祝你们结婚 饭店要帮你们升级到蜜月套房 As a wedding gift to you, the hotel would like to give you the Honeymoon Suite.
不 你们破坏了我们一整天 No! You have been screwing us all day!
- 你们是谁 - 我们是你们 只是迟了十秒钟 - Who are you? - We're you. Just 10 seconds later!
你们抢走头等舱的位置 休息室 我们也应得到免费招待 You already got the first-class tickets, the lounge. We should get free stuff too!
不光是你们在度蜜月 You're not the only ones on your honeymoon!
我们可以把蜜月套房让给你们 我们不在乎要睡在哪里 You can have the suite, if you want. We don't care about where we stay.
我们来这里纪念我们对彼此的爱 我们不需要免费招待 We're here to celebrate our love for each other. We don't have to get free stuff.
我们只想在一起 We just want to be together.
我们需要免费招待 We need the stuff.
摩妮卡 我是乔伊 菲比跟我闻到你家有瓦斯味 Hey, Monica, it's Joey. Phoebe and I smell gas coming from your apartment.
- 什么 真的吗 乔伊闻到瓦斯味 - 还有什么新消息 - Are you serious? Joey smells gas. - What else is new?
- 我们想看一下 但你拿走我们的钥匙 - 快想办法进去 - We'd check it out, but you took our keys. - Do something. Get in there!
- 要怎么办呢 我可以把你家大门撞开 - 对 就那么做 - How? I guess I could break down your door. - Yeah, do that.
- 你不会怪我们弄坏东西 - 不会 - You won't blame us for any damage? - No.
- 你在撞门了吗 我没有听到声音 - 好吧 我来撞门了 - Are you doing it? I can't hear anything. - Okay, I'll break it down.
嗨 他正在撞门 他要把门撞开了 He's doing it, he's breaking down the door.
好了 我们进来了 Okay, we're in.
- 瑞秋 你还舒服吗 - 如果我很舒服 你会审判我吗 - Rachel, are you comfortable? - If I said I was, would you judge me?
医生 马上过来 帮你照超音波 The doctor will be here soon to do your sonogram.
好的 Okay.
天啊 我发誓 如果他们在家饰店卖这个… Oh, man, I swear, if they sold these at Pottery Barn...
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
我们得谈一谈 We need to talk.
现在吗 我现在的姿势有点不雅 Right now? I kind of got an alfresco situation going on over here.
拜托 我真的…我想为我刚刚的表现向你道歉 Please. Please, I want to apologize for the way I acted earlier today.
- 没关系 麻烦你待在床头边 - 什么 抱歉 - That's fine. Can you stay up near my head? - Yeah, sorry.
我疯了 我只想到自己 我应该要想到你的… I went crazy. I was thinking about myself when I should've been thinking about you.
- 没关系 待在床头这边 罗斯 - 对 - Head, Ross. Head, Ross. Head, Ross. - Right.
我要你知道我会一直陪在你身边 好吗 I want you to know that I'll be there through this whole thing. Okay?
来做产检 上拉梅茲呼吸课 为宝宝装璜公寓 The doctor's appointments, Lamaze classes, baby-proofing the apartment.
- 但我们可以等到婚后再担心那些事 - 婚后 - We can do that after we get married. - Married?
对 我想我们应该结婚 Yeah, we should get married.
那就是你的解决方法吗 Because that's your answer to everything?
不 那么做才是对的 No, because that's the right thing to do.
或许吧 要是我们相爱 罗斯 我们并不相爱 对吧 Yeah, maybe, if you're in love. But, Ross, we are not in love, are we?
对 但是 你不可能全都一个人来吧 No, but still, I mean, you can't possibly do this alone.
你说什么 Excuse me?
你甚至没办法一个人到餐厅吃饭 Come on, you can't even eat alone in a restaurant.
- 什么 - 如果你没办法一个人吃饭 - What? - I'm saying if you can't eat by yourself...
你怎么一个人带孩子 ...how can you have a baby by yourself?
- 我可以一个人吃饭 - 你什么时候那么做过 - I can too eat by myself. - When have you ever?
当某些同桌的人吃完饭 我还没有吃完的时候 When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!
有些人光喝一碗汤就得花掉两个小时 Well, certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl of soup.
拜托 你是狼吞虎咽 Please, you inhale your food.
我跟摩妮卡一起长大 不吃快一点的话就没得吃了 I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!
我打扰你们了吗 Am I interrupting?
不 朗格医生 请进 他是罗斯 孩子的爸爸 No, Dr. Long, please come in. This is Ross, he's the father.
但我不是她的丈夫 因为显然她能单独带大孩子 But not the husband, because she can do this alone.
很高兴能见到你 我要开始检查了 Nice to meet you. I'll get started on this.
- 你为什么不能承认你需要我 - 我需要你站在床头这边 - Why can't you admit you need me? - I need you. I need you to stay near my head!
好吧 一切看起来很正常 银幕上的画面是这样的 Okay. Everything looks good. Here it is on the screen.
这是你的子宫… There's your uterus...
宝宝在这里 ...and right here is your baby.
天啊 Oh, my God.
哇 Wow.
它在那里 我看到了 There it is, I see it.
恭喜 我让你们独处一下 Congratulations. I'll give you two a minute.
谢谢 Thank you.
很神奇吧 Pretty amazing, huh?
我看不到它 I don't see it!
- 什么… - 我看不到它 - What? What? - I can't see it.
- 但你说你看到了 - 我知道 我说谎 - You just said that you did. - I know, I lied.
我不想她认为我是糟糕的母亲 连自己的宝宝都看不到 I didn't want her to think I was a terrible mother. I can't even see my own baby.
当然 过来 你可以看到的 过来 就在这里 Come here. Sure you can. Come here. Look, it's right there.
噢 Oh.
喔 好漂亮 Oh, it's beautiful.
我看到了 I see it now.
- 真的吗 - 不 我看不到 - Do you really? - No, I don't see it!
好吧 来吧 Okay, come on. Come on. All right. Okay. Okay.
你看到那个像花生一样的小东西了吗 You see this tiny thing that looks like a peanut?
是的 Yeah.
甜心 就是那个 Sweetie, that's it.
就是那个 我有看到啊 That's it? Well, I saw that.
噢 Oh.
- 谢谢 - 别客气 - Oh, thank you. - You're welcome.
我不敢相信那是我们的孩子 Wow, I can't believe that's our baby.
对 那是我们的孩子 Yeah, that's our baby.
- 嗨 - 嘿 - Hi. - Hey.
- 医生怎么说 - 一切都很顺利 - So how was the doctor? - Everything went great.
- 很好 - 让他们看看你子宫的照片 - Good. - Hey, show them the picture of your uterus.
我看不到宝宝 它在哪里 I don't see the baby. Where is it?
不 我知道 刚开始我也看不到 但它就在… I know, I couldn't see it either at first. But it's right, um...
罗斯 我又看不到了 Ross, I lost it again.