《闪谷》前情提要 Previously on Shining Vale
我们公司正在向纽约大主教区做宣传 My firm is pitching to the New York Archdiocese
他们给我配了一位专家搭档 and they paired me with an expert.
-凯瑟琳 -暂时放下凯瑟琳 - kathéryn. - Let's put a pin in Kathryn
重新说回你那只鬼 and get back to your ghost.
假设她是你的灵感女神 Let's say she's your muse.
同时 继续服用氯硝西泮 In the meantime, just take the Clonazepam.
可能的副作用包括 出现幻觉 Possible side effects include hallucination,
短暂性记忆缺失 blackout, memory loss.
我写了13页 I wrote 13 pages,
我听到柜子里有音乐传出来 and I'm hearing music coming from the closet.
我们有个复古的蒂基吧 We have a vintage Tiki bar.
你怎么这么不开心 Why aren't you so fucking happy?
因为我知道是你在破坏我的演讲 Because I know it was you who sabotaged my presentation.
我叫满屋子的牧师去舔屌 I told a room full of priests to "suck a hot dick."
我被停职了 凯瑟琳被解雇了 I got suspended. Kathryn got fired.
我完全不记得做过这种事 I have no memory of doing that.
欢迎 帕特丽夏 Welcome, Patricia.
-你就是我的灵感 -我是罗斯玛丽 - Are you my muse? - I'm Rosemary.
那些内容是你写的 Did you write those pages?
是我们一起写的 来庆祝吧 We wrote them together. Let's celebrate.
我有16年没有喝酒了 I haven't had a drink in 16 years.
你应得的 You deserve it.
你不该来这里 You shouldn't be here.
嘿 亲爱的 写得怎么样了 Hey, hon. How's it going?
还好 Fine.
今天也写了很多吗 Getting a lot written today?
对 Yeah.
我听说在农贸市场新开了一家 Hey, I heard they opened a pressed juice stand
榨汁店 at the farmer's market.
你想要我怎么样 What do you want me to do about it?
别这样 亲爱的 Oh, come on, honey.
别这么不高兴嘛 Don't be so grouchy.
你看 我在努力完成我的写作 See, I-I'm trying to finish my work.
而你跑上来 And when you come up here, it's--
很让人分心 it's distracting.
然后我的思绪全乱了 And then I lose my train of thought
我又要重新开始 and I have to start over.
要不我去买两杯鲜榨果汁 Maybe I'll pick up a couple of fresh juices,
等我回来之后 你可以让我看看你写的 and when I come back, you'll let me read something.
到时候再说吧 We'll play it by ear.
那是周日 意味着要去教堂 It was Sunday, which meant church,
吃猪排 跟罗尔夫做爱 pork chops, and sex with Rolf...
你刚说什么了吗 Did you say something?
我没说 I did not.
那好吧 Huh, okay.
特里 我们要定个规矩 Terry, we're gonna make a rule.
不管你听见我在打字 或者说话 When you hear me typing or--or talking
或者不管在楼上发出什么声音 or whatever the fuck you hear me
那都表示我在工作 doing up here, it means I'm working.
所以麻烦你别进来 So please don't come in.
你觉得可以做到吗 You think you could handle that?
没问题 Sure.
那你从现在开始 马上给我出去 So why don't you start by getting the fuck out now?
好 Okay.
去一趟沃格尔超市 ...and a trip to Vogel's market
跟杂货店的丹来一次不那么含蓄的调情 for some not-so-subtle flirting with Dan the Grocer.
嗨 罗斯玛丽 Hi, Rosemary.
你好 丹 Hello, Dan.
你买了不错的火腿啊 You got some great hams here.
它们带骨的 They're bone in.
经理说你丈夫说过 The manager says your husband said
不让你买酒 not to let you buy alcohol.
你可以告诉你们经理 Well, you can tell your manager
不要把我当 I will not be treated like a--
小孩子看 Goddamn child.
你想要疯狂芒果还是绿色机器 You want mango madness or green machine?
绿色机器 Oh, green machine.
选得好 我喜欢 Great choice. I love that.
星期一
你看起来不错 You look nice.
干嘛讽刺我 And where's the insult?
不是讽刺 这个裙子可以掩饰你的“扁屁” No insult. That dress hides your flass.
这个俚语的意思是 And that's mean slang for?
明显是扁平的屁股 "Flat ass," obviously.
好吧 你今天也很漂亮 Oh, obviously. You look nice too.
是为你的处男男友打扮的 Is that for your virgin boyfriend
还是说今天是戴安·索耶的服装大赛 or is today the big Diane Sawyer costume contest?
不知道你说的那个老人是谁 I don't get that old person reference,
不过 这一身的确是为了瑞安 but yes, this is for Ryan
出人意料地尊重别人啊 Surprisingly respectful.
对 我是想跟他分手 Yeah, I'm trying to break him,
可是他的上帝和救世主老是用鸡巴阻止我 but his Lord and Savior continues to cock block me.
这才是我的乖女儿 Aw, that's my baby girl.
菲尔普斯家族最后的希望来了 And here's our last hope for the Phelps' line.
早餐吃什么 What's for breakfast?
你手上拿着贝果呢 Mm, you're holding a bagel.
太好了 Sweet.
好吧 Well--
你们真应该问问我为什么穿得这么浓重 you know, it's funny you guys should ask because I-I do,
因为我今天真有个重要会面呢 I have a really big meeting today.
该死 Shit.
天哪 Oh, God.
有人吗 Hello?
天哪 特里 Oh, God, Terry!
抱歉 我不是故意吓唬你的 Sorry. I didn't mean to scare ya.
哇 你看你 好漂亮 Wow, look at you. You look great.
是吗 盖娜说我是扁屁 Really? Gaynor says I have a flass.
我喜欢屁股有肉的女人 Oh, well I love a woman with a fleshy ass.
那么 要我给你倒杯酒吗 So can I, uh, pour you a drink?
为什么 你怎么会这么问 Why? Why--why would you ask that?
因为 你看看这些 Because, look at all this stuff.
我能为我的女人来一杯 Can I make my lady a--
接骨木花露酒吗 an Elderflower Cordial?
当然是无酒精的 Virgin, of course.
你这个口音太难听了 That sounds absolutely horrible.
马上来 Coming right up.
你怎么穿得这么浓重 Why are you all dressed up?
因为卡姆想跟我谈谈 Oh, cause Kam wants to talk to me
我发过去的新稿件 about the new pages I sent.
我一直忍不住流泪 这写作业太容易了 I've been on such a tear. It's been so easy to write.
以前从来没有过这种感觉 That's never happened to me before.
真为你高兴 太棒了 I'm happy for you. That's great.
你真好 You're sweet.
在你的演讲稿上写了舔屌 I still feel bad about writing "suck a hot dick"
我还是很不好意思 in your presentation.
不知道为什么汤姆要 I don't understand why Thom
因为我做的事而让你停职 would suspend you for something that I did.
显示他的权力 Ah, it's a power move.
再说 他可能也不喜欢一个 Plus, I don't think he likes the idea of a man
控制不了自己家庭生活的男人 who doesn't have a control of his home life.
不过话说回来 他本来就是个大混蛋 But in his defense, he's a gigantic asshole.
非常混 我还是很抱歉 Such an asshole. I still feel bad.
不用 除了这周很少见到你之外 Don't. Other than barely seeing you this week,
老实说 我过得很开心 I've had a great time off. Honestly.
终于可以做当爸爸该做的那些事 Got to do all the dad stuff I never get to do, you know?
送孩子们去上学 Take the kids to school,
把你砸开的墙面修补好 repair the wall that you hatcheted open.
对了 我们这里宝藏可不少呢 Oh, we got a lot of treasures around here.
你看这个 Look at this.
很好 又是没用的东西 Oh, good. More junk.
不是不是 这个 No, no, no. That's a--
是个复古的电影投影机 that's a vintage movie projector there.
你看 黑暗秘密 黄色电影 谁知道里面有啥呢 Look at that. Dark secrets, dirty movies, who knows?
等着 还有呢 And wait, there's more.
等不及被那玩意在噩梦里追我呢 Can't wait for that to chase me around in my nightmares.
别这样 - Ahh! - Stop.
你能帮我选油漆样品吗 Can you help me pick out paint samples?
糟糕 我要去赶车了 Oh, shit. I gotta catch my train.
你凭感觉选吧 祝我好运 No, follow your heart. Wish me luck.
好吧 她肯定会喜欢的 Well, she's gonna love it.
我太喜欢了 I fucking love it!
简直更上一层楼 Ugh It's next level.
天哪 翠西 罗斯玛丽 And holy shit, Trish. Uh, Rosemary?
她就像你一样 但是更丰富 I mean she's like you, but more
这个点子到底是从哪里冒出来的 And where the fuck did she come from?
你知道我讨厌的那个心理医生伯格吧 You know Dr. Berg, the shrink I hate?
老让你吃药的那个厌女者 我知道 Pill pusher, misogynist. Yeah.
就是他 我现在喜欢他了 Exactly. I love him now
他告诉我 罗斯玛丽就像是我的 He told me that Rosemary was like my, uh--
另一个自我 我的缪斯 my alter-ego slash muse.
现在我就吃一点维他命C So now I just take a little vitamin C
基本上她就帮我写作了 and she practically writes it for me.
天哪 翠西 你在吸毒吗 Jesus, Trish, cocaine?
不是 是氯硝西泮 No, Clonazepam.
别担心 我有处方的 Don't worry. I have a prescription.
很好 Oh, good.
吃处方药不会上瘾的 I mean, you can't get addicted with a prescription.
我为了放松自己吃半片药 I take a half of a pill just to relax me.
然后我就会进入她的角色 And then I get into her character.
拜托你不要说我 这很有效果 Pl--don't give me shit. It's working.
好吧 可能有一些潜在坏消息 All right, well, there's some potential bad news
我把你的稿件在办公室传阅了一下 I passed, your pages around the office
精英部想要你的书 and the elite division wants your book
意味着一个新的预付款 That means a new advance.
是之前预付款的三倍 Like, triple your old ones.
什么 那是大好消息啊 What? That's great news.
有什么坏消息 W-what's the bad news?
我说的是潜在坏消息 I said potential bad news.
因为从以往历史来看 'Cause historically speaking,
当你的事情进展非常顺利之时 when things start going really well for you,
你就会自我搞破坏 you self-sabotage.
在办公室里我们称之为“帕特的骚操作” Around the office we call it "pulling a Pat"
我讨厌那样 真的 I resent that. I really do.
我已经学会了如何身兼妻子 母亲和艺术家的角色了 I--I think I have this wife-mother-artist shit down
我孩子学校打来的 It's my kid's school.
我怎么就不允许自己有哪怕一秒钟的快乐呢 Why do I allow myself to be happy even for one second?
喂 Hello?
灯光 Do, do, do. Lights...
摄像头 cameras...
什么都没有 ...Nothin'.
喂 Y'ello.
杰克在学校看黄片被抓住了 Jake got caught with porn at school.
怎么会 他手机上除了中毒控制和指南针 How? We blocked everything on his phone
其它的都被我们屏蔽了 other than Poison Control and the compass.
不是他的手机 是 是杂志 It wasn't on his phone. It was--it was a magazine.
他在哪儿找到的 Where'd he even find them?
不知道 I don't know.
但是学校让我们去个人去接他 But the school wants one of us to come get him.
你能帮我跑一趟吗 Can you please handle that for me?
这是我在家休息的最后一天 It's my last day home from work.
我当然要去跟我儿子谈谈 Of course I want to have the dirty magazine
看黄书的事 talk with my son.
靠 Ow, mother--
真不错 Well, well, well.
看看我们俩哈 Look at us.
我被人从公司赶回了家 你被人从学校赶回了家 I get sent home from work. You get sent home from school.
我们可真是一对不法之徒啊 Couple outlaws, we are.
能走了吗 Can we please just go?
稍等 Hold on.
我们得谈谈 Let's have this conversation.
我听说 Look, I heard about--
你弄到法拉·福赛特做封面的这期了 You got the Farrah Fawcett cover?
哇哇 Wow. Wow.
我记得这好像是我11岁那年出的吧 I was, like, 11 when this came out.
那时候我们还没有网络呢 We didn't have any internet back then.
小孩子只能等值得信赖的叔叔 A boy had to wait for a trusted uncle
或者奇怪的牙医帮他弄到一本 or a weird dentist to find one of these.
真是够了 Jesus Christ.
你从哪搞到的 Where'd you find this?
树林里的树屋上 In a tree house in the woods.
我们家附近树林还有树屋呢 Our woods? We have a tree house?
有啊 我想自己待着时就会去那 Yeah, I go there when I wanna be alone.
我经常去 I'm there a lot.
是啊 一个有小黄书的树屋 Yeah, a tree house full nudie magazines
可是真不错 is not bad.
问题的关键是 Well, look, the point is is that this
这不能代表一个女人的身体 is not representative of a woman's body.
我认识那俩人 快走吧 I know those guys. Please go.
别 拜托拜托 No, please, please. No.
不 No--oh.
你们好啊 我是他爸 It's cool. I'm his dad.
抱歉 Sorry.
首先 这种阴部修饰方式 First of all, this style of pubic grooming
完全过时了 is completely passe.
乳晕也太大了 The areolas are off the charts.
那还有个剖腹产的疤 That's a C-section scar there.
你和你姐姐幸好都是顺产 You and your sister, of course, delivered vaginally.
-但是 -天哪 - But-- - Oh, my God!
好了好了 我们回家了 All right. We're going home.
嗯 Oh yeah.
什么鬼 W--what the hell?
那是法拉·福赛特吗 Is that Farrah Fawcett?
真怀旧啊 Feeling nostalgic.
你手里的是鸡尾酒吗 Is that a cocktail?
我也怀旧呢 I'm also feeling nostalgic.
你开始酗酒了吗 Are you drinking?
我没有酗酒 只是随便喝一杯 I'm not drinking. I'm--I'm having a drink.
好吧 Oh, okay.
抱歉 你继续 My bad. Have fun.
等等 Hold on.
我又不是个酒鬼 It's--it's not like I'm an alcoholic.
我没去过什么互助会或者戒断所 I didn't go to AA or rehab.
我只是 喝的比较多而已 I just--I drank too much.
我只是利用酒精来麻痹我的痛苦而已 I was using alcohol to numb my pain.
这可不一样 But this is different.
我喝杯酒来奖励自己 I'm having a drink to reward myself.
-懂 -等一下 - Got it. - Hold on.
我那时又没有孩子 I didn't have kids back then.
我 还出版了轰动一时的小说 I-I had a hit book.
可我现在不再是派对女郎了啊 你看看我 I'm not a party girl anymore. Look at me.
我 我在康涅狄格州的一个旧浴缸里 I'm--I'm in an antique tub in Connecticut.
我简直就是奥普拉 I'm basically Oprah.
我只是觉得你都17年滴酒未沾了 Well, I guess I just figured you'd run it past me
第一次喝酒时 before you had your first drink in...
会跟我说一声吧 17 years.
抱歉了 我都不知道喝个酒 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know I needed
还需要你的允许 to ask your permission.
我们说好了的 We had a deal!
你不喝酒后我也戒酒了 I stopped drinking when you did.
你知道汤姆邀请过我多少次了吗 说下班后喝一杯 You know how many times I've turned down happy hour
我都拒绝了 after work with Thom?
那你去呗 明天就去 Well, then go. Go tomorrow.
去弥补你错过的好时光 See what you're missing.
我不想去 他就是个混蛋 I don't wanna go. He's a dick.
-那就别去了 -我不能不去 - Then quit. - I can't quit.
还要去上班呢 I have a job.
否则谁来照顾我们这一大家子人 Who's gonna look after our family?
也许我可以 Maybe I can.
是嘛 你除了吃药 Really? Because between the--the pills
断片 洗澡喝马丁尼 and the blackouts and the bath martini,
帕特 我觉得菲尔普斯家的马车 Pat, I just don't think we want to hitch
不能交给你来驾驭 the Phelps family wagon up to your star right now.
通知你一下 Well, for your information,
我状态不错 I'm good.
岂止不错 是非常好 I'm better than good.
卡姆非常喜欢我写的内容 Kam loves my pages so much,
她打算再给我一笔预付款 she's gonna give me another advance.
特里 我的状态恢复了 Terry, things are really happening for me.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
我只是 I just...
希望不会错过 wanna be sure, you know, we're not.
任何的不良迹象 missing any signs.
不会的 We won't.
不会的 相信我 You won't, trust me.
我真的很开心 I am really happy.
过来 跟我一起泡会吧 Come over here. Get in this tub with me.
我给你来个法拉式撩头发 I'll do my--my best Farrah flip for you.
那你的头发得多点才行了 You're gonna need a lot more hair.
不止是上面 Everywhere.
罗斯玛丽 我们来点魔法吧 Okay, Rosemary, let's make some magic.
火辣的伏特加划过罗斯玛丽的喉咙 The vodka burned Rosemary's throat,
流遍 working its way
她丝滑的身体 down her silky body.
她的手在从泡泡中穿过 Her hand drifted below bubbles...
伸到小腹下面 down her smooth belly.
然后她 And she...
靠 Holy fuck.
星期二
菲尔普斯 Yo, Phelps
我打扰到你了吗 Am I interrupting?
凯瑟琳 Kathryn.
天哪 God. Wow.
很高兴 抱歉 我踩到你的 抱歉 Good to--ooh, sorry. I stepped on your--sorry.
好吧不 All right. No, it's--
抱歉 Sorry.
-你好吗 -我还不错 - How are you? - I'm good.
我是来跟人事部做离职面谈的 I'm just here for my exit interview with HR.
他们给了我白金级解雇补偿金 They are giving me the "don't sue our asses"
就为了不让我起诉公司 platinum severance package.
我跟汤姆说了那事跟你没关系 I told Thom you had nothing to do with it.
我知道 其实他有说让我回来 I know. No, he offered me my job back,
但说实话 我宁可拿一大笔补偿金 but honestly I'd rather take the giant paycheck
然后休息一段 and some time off.
总之 我只是过来跟你打个招呼顺便告别 Anyway, Ijust wanted to say hi and bye.
那么 So...
再见了 特里·菲尔普斯 oh, goodbye, Terry Phelps.
好了 Okay.
昨晚喝太多伏特加了 Way too much vodka last night.
帕特 我们还是别乱喝酒了 Let's not mess with the formula, Pat.
好了 再来一遍 罗斯玛丽 Okay. Try this again, Rosemary.
好 Okay.
罗斯玛丽 Rosemary...
感受到 felt happy...
轻飘飘的 light...
愉悦感 buoyant.
她的手伸到泡泡下面 Her hand dipped under bubbles.
什么鬼 What the fuck?
听说上周我妈送你回家了 I heard my mom gave you a ride home last week.
是啊 我还戴着她送给我的吊坠呢 It's chill. I'm actually wearing the medal she gave me.
不错 Oh, that's cool.
放学后你要不要来找我 Do you wanna come over later
帮我完成数学作业 and help me with my math homework?
真的吗 可你数学比我强多了啊 Seriously? You're, like, three levels ahead of me in math.
我是说 你 你比俺聪明 I mean, you're--you're smarter than me.
是比我聪明 顺便提醒你 语法不好 Smarter than I. By the way, poor grammar
可是个大问题 所以 is, like, a real boner killer. So--
不如这样吧 You know what? I have a better idea.
放学后去我家 Meet me at my house after school.
我带你去个好玩的地方 I'm gonna take us someplace really fun.
不是那个被捣毁的冰毒工厂吧 It's not that blasted out meth shed, right?
要是那的话我们得带床毯子才行 Cause apparently you should bring a blanket.
-好吧 盖娜 -你说 - Okay, Gaynor. - Yeah?
我觉得你又美又飒 I think you're really cool and obviously very pretty,
但我是真的打算坚守我的信仰的 But I--I--I take my faith seriously.
它帮我度过了非常艰难的时刻 It's helped me through some really tough times,
尤其是在我爸过世之后 especially when my dad died.
所以如果做朋友我没问题 So I'm down to hang out as friends.
但如果你想进一步发展的话 But if you're looking for something more than that,
我就不合适了 I'm not that guy.
说这种话时都这么性感呢 That is so fucking hot.
千嘛 为什么要这么对我啊 Come on! Why are you doing this to me?
嗨 我是帕特·菲尔普斯 他在吗 Hi, uh, this is Pat Phelps. Is he in?
是的 绝对是紧急事件 Yes, it is definitely an emergency.
留言是吧 那你告诉他 我他妈需要跟他通话 The message is, um, tell him I need to fucking speak to him
就他妈现在 你个杂种草的 right the fuck now, you fucking fuck.
谢谢你这么快就来了 Thanks for seeing me so quickly.
你把我助理都弄哭了 You made my assistant cry.
靠 我不是第一个吧 Shit. I can't be the first.
天哪 我是第一个吗 Oh, my God. I'm the first?
到底怎么了 帕特 What's going on, Pat?
你知道我的灵感女神罗斯玛丽吧 Okay. So you know my muse, Rosemary?
她总是在我的书里自残 She keeps trying to kill herself in my book.
我 我 我本来是要给她来个帕特骚操作的 And I--I--I think I'm "pulling a Pat."
来个帕特骚操作 "Pulling a Pat?"
当有人想搞自我破坏时 我的编辑就会这么说 It's what my editor calls it when someone's self-sabotages.
哈 我喜欢这个说法 Ha. I'm going to use that one.
好吧 谢谢你的帮助 Okay. Thanks for your help.
等等 其实 我认为你现在状况很正常啊 Now hold on, I--I actually think you're in a very good place.
我现在明明失控了 I'm a fucking train wreck.
不 罗斯玛丽才失控了 No, Rosemary's the train wreck.
而你十分正常 你知道我怎么发现的吗 You are in control. You know how I know?
怎么发现的 How?
因为你向我求助了啊 Because you reached out for help.
你做出了非常理智的自我保护选择 You-you made a rational self-caring choice.
好了 现在你能不能帮我跳过 Okay, can you just skip to the part where you tell me
她总是自残的那一段 how to stop her from killing herself?
我 我会按小时给你费用 I--I'll pay you for the whole hour.
你控制她 不能让她控制你 You control her. She doesn't control you.
-但我 -如果她不听话 But I-if she behaves badly,
你有能力让她消失 you have the power to make her disappear.
这太他妈聪明了 That's fucking brilliant.
是你自己 帕特 It's all you, Pat.
你其实完全不需要我的帮助 You really don't need my help at all.
明白了 Yeah, I got this.
既然你正好在 Okay, while I have you, um,
能再给我开点处方吗 would you mind refilling these bad boys?
你说好玩的就是做这个吗 This is what you meant by fun?
在圣经里有趣是不是还有别的意思啊 Does fun mean something else in the Bible?
怎么了 老人的故事都很丰富 What? They have great stories
而且人家不吃的布丁都是你的 and whatever pudding they don't eat, you keep.
谢谢你玛格丽特 Thank you, Margaret.
我叫盖娜 Oh, my name's Gaynor, actually.
我是派顿将军 I'm General Patton.
好的 Okay.
好了 罗斯玛丽 Okay, Rosemary.
现在听我的 I'm in charge.
我写什么你就得干什么 So you have to do what I say.
拜托 Please.
经过了一天的疲倦 A hot bath was exactly what Rosemary needed
罗斯玛丽非常需要泡个热水澡 at the end of her trying day.
也不只是要洗澡 Well, not exactly.
她的手伸向了她光滑的小腹 Her hand slid down her slick belly...
在她紧致的双腿中间 and found its way
找到了该放的地方 between her taut legs.
挑逗着 Teasing.
探索着 Exploring.
绝对不是在自杀 Definitely not killing herself.
需要喝点什么吗 老大 What can I get you, chief?
我在找人 Uh, I'm actually, um, looking for somebody.
黑色头发 穿着黑色正装 名叫汤姆 Uh, dark hair, dark suit, name's Thom.
像个银行家 A banker-looking type.
没见过 Uh, I don't know.
您等的时候给您杯喝的啊 Can I get you a drink while you're waiting?
喝的嘛 A drink? I, um--
行 我喝一杯 Yeah, I'll have a drink.
我大学的时候是在宾 When I was in college-- uh, I went to Penn--
算了不提了 Doesn't matter.
他们会调一种柠檬汁和伏特加在一起的饮品 They used to make this lemonade vodka little thing,
还会在杯口抹上糖 sugar around the rim.
那叫柠檬马提尼 Mm-hmm. It's called a Lemon Drop.
在菜单的后面 好看又好玩的下面 And, uh, it's on the back here under "fun and frilly."
很好 来杯双倍酒版本 Great. Make it a double.
没问题老大 Yeah, you got it, boss.
嘿 Hey.
不会吧 是你 No way. What?
特里·菲尔普斯 怎么会是你 Terry Phelps? Are you kidding me?
我年轻的时候可能喝了 汤姆 Hey, I was quite the drinker back in the day, Thom.
来坐 给你看看大男孩是怎么喝酒的 Sit down here and I'll show you how the big boys do it.
好的硬汉 我喜欢 All right, tough guy. I like it.
给您柠檬马提尼 老大 Here is your Lemon Drop, captain.
谢谢 Yes, sir.
给您加了点酒 Made it extra fun and frilly for you.
好呢 All right.
格兰威特21年 不加冰 Take a Glenlivet 21. Neat.
哥们一起来喝鸡尾酒啦 A couple of dudes out for some cocktails. Huh?
没错 就是我们 That's us.
敬你 Salud.
好酸 Ah, tart.
是啊 Yeah, I see.
我沉沦了 Oh. Another dead soldier down.
下一轮我买 再来两杯 I'm buying the next round. Two, please.
我真的有点惊讶 I gotta say, I'm a little surprised.
因为你老婆的缘故 我以为你不会喝酒 I didn't think you drink because, you know, your wife.
现在是结束了 No, no, no. That's--that's all over.
-结束了吗 -太好了 - That en--that ended. - Oh, thank God.
并无冒犯的意思 但是她就是个疯子 I mean, no offense, but come on, she's nuts.
禁酒结束了而已 I meant the not drinking ended.
帕特和我还没离呢 Pat and I are still together.
你俩特别合适呢 Yeah, I mean, you make a great couple.
抱歉特里 我知道我不该这么说 I'm sorry, Terry, I know I'm not supposed to say this.
但是那个女人就是个灾难 Come on, she's a fucking disaster.
她才不是什么灾难呢 No, she's not, Thom. She's--she's not a disaster.
她现在非常好 She's actually doing great right now. She's--
我给你看个东西 - Let me show you something. - Huh?
看看这个数字 See this number?
这是你去年赚的钱 That's what you brought in last year.
看看这个比去年小很多的数字 You see this much smaller number?
这是你今年赚的钱 That's what you brought in this year.
唯一的区别就是帕特把你的生活搞砸了 The only thing that changed is Pat blew up your life.
简单的数学而已 It's just math.
所有人赚的钱都比之前少了 Everybody's numbers are down.
这事情不能怪她啊 You can't hold her accountable for that.
别人我不管 I'm not talking about everyone.
我说的是你 I'm talking about you.
明白了吗 振作起来 Understand? Get your shit together.
她感觉自己是全新的人 She felt new...
洁净 Clean...
改变了 changed.
救我 Help me.
我的天啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
让我振作起来吗 Get my shit together?
该死的 Oh, motherfucker.
还是你给我振作点吧 Maybe you should get your shit together.
你有想过让自己振作点吗 你个混蛋 You ever think about that, you dumb son of a bitch?
你就没有想过吗 Does that ever cross your stupid-ass mind?
我这辈子赚的最少的一笔也比你赚的最大的一笔还多 My worst numbers of my life are the best numbers you ever had.
我是你底下最会赚钱的人 你个混蛋 I am your top earner, you son of a bitch.
我跟你说 你觉得这样如何 I'll tell you what, how's this sound to you?
我不干了混蛋 你觉得如何 I quit, bitch. Huh? How's that sound?
你想让我跟他说这些吗 You want to say all that to him?
不 Uh, no.
这样吧 给 I'll tell you what. Here.
你把这个给他看 我不干了 Just give him this. "I quit."
再给我弄一杯柠檬马提尼 And get me another one of those Lemon Drops.
杯口抹糖吗 Sugar on the rim?
这不废话吗 Damn right, sugar on the rim.
-嘿 -你好啊 菲尔普斯夫人 - Hey. - Hello, Mrs. Phelps.
-你还好吗 -一点也不好 - How's it going? - It's going crap.
我完全没有思路 I'm completely blocked.
我的女主有自杀倾向 My muse is suicidal.
我把我的笔记本弄坏了 到处都是血 I broke my laptop and there's blood.
这边的水里也有血亲爱的 There's a little blood over here in the water too, hon.
这里到处都是血 There's a lot of blood.
太多血了这里 There's so much fuckin' blood.
我做到了亲爱的 我的天啊 Did it, honey. Oh, my God.
我的导弹准备就绪 Missiles are locked and loaded.
终于发射了 Launch sequence initiated.
你在说什么呢 What the fuck are you talking about?
我是全新的自我了 亲爱的 I am a new man, honey.
我终于做到了 I did it. I fucking did it.
我辞职了 I quit. I quit!
为什么啊 Why? Why?
你为什么辞职啊 Why would you do that?
不是你让我跟汤姆聊聊 No, no. You--you told me to talk to Thom.
他说你就是个灾难 You know, he called you a disaster.
我本来就是个灾难 I am a disaster.
-什么 -你现在 - What? - This is not the time
不能辞职啊 for you to quit your job.
我不干了
现在靠我还养活不了我们家 We can't hitch our wagon to my star right now.
我不干了
糟糕 Oh, shit.
我再打给你 I'll call you back.
晚安哈里斯先生 下周见 Good night, Mr. Harris. See you next week.
谢谢你送的耳环 Thanks for the earrings.
下周 Oh, next week?
你这是 Did someboc have...
觉得有趣了吗 I don't know, fun?
我去贞操俱乐部的时候喝了你妈妈的汤 I went to Chastity Club and I ate your mom's soup.
就算花三个小时把死亡气息从我短裙中洗掉算什么 What's three hours of washing death smell out of my skort?
我喜欢这儿 Yeah, I like it here.
我觉得你能这么做真的很棒 And I--I think you re pretty cool for doing it.
我觉得 You know what?
你应该来见见我的女朋友 I think it's time you met my girlfriend.
你真是个小混球 You're a piece of shit, you know that?
盖娜 这是我的女朋友伯蒂 Gaynor. This is my girlfriend, Bertie.
我是瑞安的无性版贤内助 Hi, I'm Ryan's asexual helpmeet.
伯蒂这辈子都住在闪谷 Cool fact, Bertie's lived in Shining Vale her whole life.
你是谁 Who are you?
这是盖娜 Oh, this is--this is Gaynor.
她刚搬进榆树街的大房子里 She just moved into the big house on Elm Street.
树林边的屋子吗 The house with the trees?
是啊 有的是树 Oh, yeah. There are trees.
你手好凉 弄疼我了 Ow, your cold hand is hurting me.
离树远点 Oh, oh, stay away.
什么 What?
你会死在树林里 You'll die in the trees.
瑞安 她不撒手 Um, Ryan, she won't let go.
她会杀了你 She'll kill you.
你在说什么啊 Wait, who are you talking about?
离树林里的房子远点 Stay away from the house in the trees.
什么 What? Okay.
来人啊 Can we get some help in here, please?
离远点 Stay away!
下次我们还是去冰毒工厂吧 Next time we go to the meth shed.
黛西和伯蒂 到此一游
黛西
好了 罗斯玛丽 Okay, Rosemary.
想聊聊吗 You wanna talk?
那我们就聊聊 Let's fucking talk!
行了 行了 Whoa, whoa, whoa, all right.
我得回家了 I've gotta go home.
刚才是帕特打来的吗 What, was that Pat on the phone?
是啊 她就是有点 Yeah. Yeah. She's just having a little--
遇到点危机是吗 Let me guess, a little crisis, Terry?
你这15年来 第一次出来喝酒 You've been out for drinks once in 15 years
你老婆打电话让你回家你拔腿就走吗 and your wife calls you home and you just jump?
汤姆 她吧 Well, Thom, she's--
你到底要受多少气啊 How much shit are you gonna take?
受够了吗 How much?
你说的没错 Yeah, you're right.
你说的没错 You're right.
这是写给你的 This is for you.
啥 我嘎嘎嘎 写的啥啊 Wh--I quack? What is that?
我说我辞职不干了 It said, "I quit" And I do.
你是不是 All right, I-I think you had
柠檬爽喝多了啊 老兄 one too many lemons zests, buddy.
那叫柠檬马提尼 你个傻逼 It's called "Lemon Drop," motherfucker.
你再说一句我老婆是灾难试试 And don't you ever talk about my wife being a disaster again.
好了 菲尔普斯 你回家吧 你喝醉了 Okay, Phelps, go home. You're drunk.
你喝醉了 我也喝醉了 You're--you're drunk! You're drunk and I'm drunk.
你猜怎么着 So that's-that's-- and guess what?
你猜怎么着 Guess what? Guess what?
舔屌去吧 傻逼 "Suck a hot dick" motherfucker.
我不干了 I quit. Whoo!
借过 Sorry. Sorry.
我老公辞职了 我不能像之前那样骚操作了 My husband quit his job and I can't afford to "pull a Pat."
所以 So...
我创造了你 我也能摆脱你 I created you and I can get rid of you.
拜托 你想让我怎么样啊 Come on, what do you want from me?
糟糕 This can't be good.
该死的 Holy shit.
她是真实存在的 She's real.