闪谷前情提要 Previously on Shining Vale...
-我书写完了 -这书不行 - I finished my book. - It's not good.
我们正打算在夏季推广 We're circling Claire Vanderbilt
克莱尔·范德比尔特与莱昂纳德出版社的卡姆·詹金斯签约
克莱尔·范德比尔特的新书 for the summer push.
盖娜加入了教会唱诗班 Gaynor turned churchy.
杰克沉迷于什么噩梦游戏 Jake is into some nightmare gaming.
我准备去葡萄酒庄园 "Going to be in wine country.
要见个面吗 Want to meet me."
我得回家了 Think I need to go home
除非你不想回 Unless you don't.
-我来帮你修栅栏我以为你是卖保险的 - I'll build your fence. - I thought you sold insurance.
吃屎去吧 Suck a hot dick.
我不干了 Well, not anymore.
我戴着她送我的那个纪念章 Actually wearing that medal she gave me.
酷 Oh, that's cool.
他们把汤姆的职位给我了 They just offered me Thom's job.
-什么时候开始 -你想让我召唤恶魔吗 - When do we start? - You want me to summon a demon?
我需要你的帮助来完成我的书 I need your help to finish my book.
我想进入你的身体 I want to come inside you.
你要附身吗 You want to possess me?
去他的吧 好 罗斯玛丽 要附身就来吧 Fuck it. Okay, Rosemary, come inside me.
不 No.
帕特丽夏
♪ Oh, Patricia ♪
我亲爱的 ♪ My lovely Patricia ♪
你让我所有的梦想 ♪ You could make All my dreamin' ♪
都实现 ♪ Come true ♪
我心痒难耐 ♪ My heart is just droolin' ♪
帕特丽夏 不骗你 ♪ Patricia, no foolin' ♪
我真的爱上了你 ♪ I'm falling in love with you ♪
帕特丽夏 ♪ Oh, Patricia ♪
我亲爱的帕特丽夏 ♪ My darling Patricia ♪
我在你的眼中 ♪ I can see all my dreams ♪
看到了我的梦想 ♪ In your eyes ♪
我心痒难耐 ♪ My heart is just droolin' ♪
帕特丽夏 不骗你 ♪ Patricia, no foolin' ♪
我真的 ♪ I'm falling in love ♪
爱上了你 ♪ With you ♪
该起床了 大家伙儿 Rise and shine, everyone.
我们要去参加葬礼 It's time to go to the funeral.
我爱上了你 ♪ I'm falling in love ♪
葬 礼
瓦莱丽是个充满信仰的女子 Valerie He was a woman of faith.
-但就像我们中的 -我真不敢相信她居然就这么走了 - But like many of us... - I can't believe she's gone.
她一直在与内心的恶魔作斗争 ...she struggled with her demons.
我知道 太让人吃惊了 I know. It blows.
我们意识到生活中的悲剧 We must acknowledge the many tragedies
一直困扰着她 that afflicted her in this life.
吃惊 我现在是孤儿了啊 It doesn't blow. I'm an orphan.
瓦莱丽失去了她的丈夫 亨利 Valerie lost her husband, Henry...
如果你是母亲跳楼 How would you feel if your mother
死在栅栏上你感觉如何 jumped out of a window onto a fence?
在8年前死于一场恐怖的事故 eight years ago in a freak accident.
心理会很复杂吧 Yeah, it's complicated.
他们彼此相爱 They were loving...
止不住想 Can't help but feel like
要不是自己栅栏修理的太差劲了 if I had somehow made a worse fence,
她可能还活着 she'd still be here.
别责怪自己了 Oh, don't blame yourself.
这对瓦莱丽来说是个打击 ...a shock for Valerie.
当一个女人一心求死 她总会找到方法的 When a woman wants to die, she'll find a way.
亨利将头 Henry stuck his head
伸出校车的窗户 out of a moving school bus window
-结果被砍头 -嘿 哥们 - and was decapitated...Hey, buddy. Hi.
太难过了是吧 So sad, huh?
你怎么认识瓦莱丽的 How'd you know Valerie?
我们出去约会过两次 We went out twice. Oh.
她父亲则死于一群猎犬 Her father was killed by a pack of dogs
本来说好今晚第三次约会的 Actually, tonight was supposed to be the third date.
是罗德威尔犬 They were rottweilers.
第三次约会一般就会上床了 That's the date where you're supposed to get sex.
莱尔德 她刚刚去世 Laird, a woman just died.
也许等到她安葬以后 Maybe you wait 'til her body's in the ground
再提你想上她的事更合适吧 before talking about fucking her.
走吧 Let's go.
-杰克 -马上来 - Jake! - Just a minute!
她叫黛西 Her name is Daisy.
我以为她是个非玩家角色呢 但她带我找到了这个 I thought she was an NPC, but then she led me to this.
伙计 看看这个啊 她肯定是被人谋杀的 Dude, check it out. I bet she was murdered.
兄弟 那她一定是想让我们帮她找凶手 Bro, I bet she wants us to find her murderer.
-兄弟 -伙计 - Bro. - Dude.
杰克 马上出来 Jake, now!
威林厄姆 罗尔夫/伊莱亚/黛西 罗斯玛丽 卒于1954年6月23日 愿得宽恕
星期二
特里 特里 ♪ Terry Terry ♪
早上好
他对我说 他想 ♪ He said to me He wanted to be ♪
接近我 ♪ Near to me ♪
他说 他从不想 ♪ He said he never Wanted to be ♪
离开我的视线 ♪ Out of my sight ♪
但要给这个男孩我的爱 ♪ But it's too late to give ♪
已经为时过晚 ♪ This boy my love tonight ♪
请等在天堂的门口 ♪ Please wait at the gate ♪
等我吧 特里 ♪ Of heaven for me, Terry ♪
特里 ♪ Terry ♪
他对我说 他想 ♪ He said to me He want to be ♪
接近我 ♪ Close by my side ♪
我们吵了架 ♪ We had a quarrel ♪
我在他死去的那晚骗了他 ♪ I was untrue on the night he died... ♪
如果 ♪ And if... ♪
-早上好 -纠正一下 早上超级赞 - Good morning. - Correction, great morning.
我喜欢你给我挑的西服 I love these suits you picked out for me.
我看上去如何 How do I look?
像是一百块咯 Like a hundred dollars.
希望这领口不会显得太硬了 Oh, I hope I didn't make this collar too stiff
-我喜欢硬 -那还用说 - Mm, I like them stiff. - I bet you do
老人家们 Ew, when are old people
什么时候会觉得彼此很恶心呢 finally disgusted by each other?
等我们变成老人家时再告诉你 Let you know when we get old.
我的餐袋怎么是热的 Oh, why is my bag warm?
因为我给你做了新鲜的桃子馅饼啊 I made you fresh peach cobbler.
矮油 真的哎 Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
你是不是忘了什么 Aren't you forgetting something?
给你母亲一个吻 Give your mother a kiss.
杰克 看着我 Jacob, eyes on me.
-我跟瑞安一起上学 -再见 - I'm going with Ryan. - I'll see ya.
哦对了盖娜 我在你钱包里放了点钱 给你买午餐的 Oh, Gaynor, I put some money in your purse for lunch.
你动我钱包了 You went through my purse?
我跟你说过不要碰我的东西了 I told you not to touch my shit.
靠 盖娜 我给你钱 Jesus fuck, Gaynor. I gave you free money.
你他妈都不跟我道谢吗 Just say fucking thank you.
行吧 那我他妈的就拿上你的钱吧 Fine, I'll take your fucking money.
打扮的挺好看 Nice outfit.
帕特 你没事吧 Pat, you okay?
没事 我只是 Oh, yeah. I just...
-你知道盖娜的 -嗯 - Well, you know Gaynor. - Oh.
我第一天回归 可不能迟到了 Oh, I'ma be late for my first day back at work.
你的馅饼 Your cobbler.
这女人真是能干啊 Who is this lady?
特里 我想搞个派对 Terry, I want to throw a party.
什么 你最讨厌派对了 What? You hate parties?
我们都没搞暖房派对 We haven't had a housewarming.
我想给大家显摆一下咱们的大房子呢 I want to show off the house.
你也不喜欢这房子 You hate the house.
我只是需要时间慢慢适应嘛 I just needed time to get used to it.
我们可以邀请所有新认识的朋友 We can invite all of our new friends.
你没有新朋友 You don't have any new friends.
靠 特里 Jesus fuck, Terry.
我只是想搞个鸡尾酒派对 I just want to have a cocktail party.
我又不是要让火星探测器着陆 I'm not asking to land the Mars Rover.
好吧好吧 我只是不确定举办派对 Okay, okay, I'm just not sure throwing a party
对于一个以前四处混派对的女人来说是不是一个好主意 is such a great idea for a former party girl.
外面不是有很多这种书吗 They write books about that sort of thing.
你自己还写了一本呢 You literally wrote a book about that.
可现在我要写的是一个50年代的家庭主妇 And now I'm writing a book about a 50's housewife.
一个50年代的烟鬼主妇 Fifties housewife who smokes a lot.
她也喜欢下厨 收拾屋子和做爱 She also likes to cook and clean and make love.
你不喜欢这一点吗 Are you not on board with that?
当然喜欢啊 Oh, I am fully on board with that.
那我们庆祝一下吧 Let's celebrate.
好吧 你都打算邀请谁 All right, who do you want to invite?
你可以邀请莱尔德 我邀请卡姆 Well, you can invite Laird, and I'll invite Kam.
好 Okay.
四人台咯 Table for four, huh?
邀请凯瑟琳吧 Invite Kathryn.
我想见见她 I'd like to meet her.
我不想把公事和私事混在一起 I don't want to mix business with pleasure.
她是你的商业伙伴 She's your partner.
我想知道她是个什么样的人 I'd like to know who she is.
感觉有点 奇怪 This feels a little, you know, weird.
你不觉得奇怪它就没什么奇怪的 It's only weird if you make it weird.
-你的胸 -乱看 - Y-your, uh, bosoms. - Fresh.
我们可以把你妈的东西放在这 Here, we can drop all your mom's stuff in here.
这些盒子里有什么呢 What's in these boxes anyway?
就是有关镇子的一些东西 Oh, it's just some stuff about the town
大都是我妈收集的关于你家的 but mostly articles and research
文章啊 研究调查什么的 my mom collected about your house.
无意冒犯 但你妈 Yeah, no offense, but your mom
其实有点吓人 was a bit of a creeper.
她对你们家的房子很是上心 Well, she was obsessed with your house.
就算房子空着的时候 她也总能感觉到 Even when it was empty, she always sensed...
房子里有人 a presence.
-靠 -天 - Oh, fuck. - Gosh.
杰克 Jake?
抱歉 我本来在忙 然后就听见 Sorry, I was doing something, and then I heard
-你们俩进来了 -变态 - you guys come in. - Perv.
不 不是 在这个头骨的后面有个窟窿 No-no, there's a hole in the back of this skull.
-变态 -不是 - Ah, perv! - No!
我发现了这个旧头骨 上面还有个洞 I found this old skull, and there's a hole in it,
我所以想来找找凶器是什么 and I'm trying to find the murder weapon.
太他妈吓人了 走吧 快走吧 So fucking creepy. Go, go.
抱歉 我又爆粗口了 Sorry, I know I curse a lot.
我都听习惯了 感觉不到 Oh, I kinda don't even hear it anymore.
我其实是在看你的项链 I was actually looking at your necklace.
我妈送你的 The one my mom gave you.
你想要回去吗 Do you want it back?
不是 她想你戴着 No, she'd want you to keep it.
我妈以前也一直戴了一条护身用 My mom always wore hers for protection,
可是她死的时候却没有戴 but she wasn't wearing it when she died.
他们没找到那条项链 They never found it.
真不敢相信她不在了 I can't believe she's gone.
抱歉 我总是脑子一热就不知道做出什么事来 Mm, ah, sorry, I have terrible instincts.
都是遗传我妈的 Get that from my mother along with my flass and cursing.
靠 Fuck, um...
你能说点什么吗 could you please say something now?
我们成功了 We did it.
这比克蕾西达可要棒 I mean, this is better than Cressida.
我们成功了 We did it?
你根本不知道 You have no fucking idea
要把罗斯玛丽带回来费了我多大的劲 what I had to do to bring Rosemary back.
好吧 谁在乎呢 Okay, who cares?
我都等不及要看结尾了 I can't wait to see how it ends.
而且我觉得这多少要归功于我吧 And yeah, I'ma take a little credit,
因为是我激励了你 because I motivated you.
什么 这么说 What, so that was all a lie
你跟我说夏季要换掉我 about me not getting the summer release
改推克莱尔·范德比尔特的书都是假的吗 and giving it to that twatkin Claire Vanderbilt?
不不不不不 这是真的 No, no, no, no, no, no, that was true.
不要生气 Don't be mad.
你和我都知道 You and I both know
有时候你就需要有人推一把 that sometimes you need some tough love,
给 - Mm. - All right there you are.
谢谢 上面能多给我浇点汁吗 Thank you Do you think I can get an extra dressing?
这他妈是怎么回事 What the hell happened?
我跟卡姆说 Oh, I told Kam
要价25万 否则就换出版商 we needed $250, 000 or we walk.
-她怎么说 -她说不行 于是我们就走了 What did she say? - She said no. So we walked.
上我老公也就罢了 It's one thing to fuck my husband.
你还要毁了我的事业 It's another to fuck my career.
我们只是在试探嘛 We're just playing ball.
我才是这个身体的主人 I'm supposed to be in charge.
你一直都是啊 但你需要帮助的时候 Well, you are until you need help,
我就会出来帮你 and then I take over.
我们为什么要买这辆车呢 And why did we buy this car?
这事是怪我 Oh, that's on me.
罗尔夫从来不让我开好车 Rolf never let me use the good car.
草 罗斯玛丽 你只需要帮我写书 Fuck, Rosemary, just help me write my book.
不要再买什么车了 也别再抽烟了 Stop buying cars, and stop smoking.
这不健康好嘛 It's unhealthy.
谁说的 Says who?
行了 我看心理医生要迟到了 Okay, I'm late for therapy.
取消了啊 因为我们一切都好 Oh, we canceled because we're doing great.
不不 没有我们 No, no, we're not-- we're not "we."
是我 我很好才行 It's "me" I'm doing great.
系上安全带 Put your seat belt on.
这个疯婆子 Crazy fucking lady.
星期六
-黛西 -黛西是谁 - Daisy? - Who's Daisy?
盖娜 帮你母亲拉个拉链 Gaynor, come zip Mother up.
你女儿不想帮 Daughter doesn't want to.
行了 就一次不顶嘴 Oh, for once, can you do something for me
帮我个忙不行吗 without giving me lip?
谢了 要来一杯吗 Thank you. Join me for a drink?
我才16 你知道吧 You know I'm 16, right?
那也没阻止你 Well, that didn't stop you from sleeping
跟一个孤儿处男上床啊 with the virgin orphan.
你说什么呢 You don't know what you're talking about.
谁告诉你的 Who told you?
这是母亲的直觉 Mothers can sense these things.
你现在打算怎么办 So what are you gonna do now?
不知道 I don't know.
你有什么好在意的 反正你也不想我跟人约会 What do you care? You don't want me dating him anyway.
你赢了 You win.
人生苦短 Life is way too short
何必花时间和精力来恨你母亲呢 to spend so much energy hating your mother.
我不恨你 I don't hate you.
我只是 我不想变成你那样 I just...don't want to be you.
那恭喜了 Oh, well, congratulations.
你是个正常女儿 That makes you a normal daughter.
我只是 我只是不想 Look, I'm just-- I'm trying not to be
成为一个烂人 such a shitty person right now, okay?
我以为受洗就能有帮助 And I thought being baptized would help
然后我又睡了一个处男 And then I sleep with a virgin.
我他妈到底什么毛病 What the fuck is wrong with me?
你的问题就是你才16岁 What is wrong is that you're 16 years old
以为自己做的每个决定 and you think that every decision you make
都是世界末日般的大事 is the end of the world.
其实并不是 相信我 It's just not. Trust me.
过来 Come here.
我只是 I just--
我觉得自己怎么也赢不了 I feel like I can't fucking win.
这就是作为 Well, that is called
一个女人会经历的 being a woman.
你干嘛 What are you doing?
抚摸你啊 I'm touching you.
我爱你 来吧 I love you. Come here.
过来 Come here.
一切都会好起来的 It's gonna be okay.
凯瑟琳 欢迎来到 康涅 狄格 Kathryn, welcome to "Connec-ticut."
你家这房子简直了 Are you kidding me with this house?
你到底比我多赚了多少钱 How much more money do you make than me?
按国家标准应该是30% Uh, national average is about 30%.
但我其实要的比这还高 But I actually got it way below asking.
你看上去 Wow, you look--
抱歉 我刚接了个电话进来晚了 Sorry about that. I was wrapping up a work call.
你一定就是特里吧 You must be Terry.
是的 是的 你是 Yes, yes. Uh, you are?
布莱克 我老公 Blake, my husband.
布莱克啊 你老公 Oh, Blake. The husband.
对 Yes, wow.
知道了 Okay, got it.
对 Yeah.
我老婆很爱你的 My wife loves you.
我也爱 听到这话 And I love... to hear that.
你让她开心 Hey, you make her so happy,
我早该知道的 and I should know.
因为我可是开心方面的专家 I'm quite literally an expert.
布莱克是首席快乐官 Blake is a chief happiness officer.
-哦 -公司雇我 - Oh. - Companies hire me
来帮员工找到他们的内在幸福感 to help employees find their inner smile.
你知道秘诀是什么吗 - Ah. - You know what the secret is?
不知道 No.
你要先从外部微笑开始 You start with an outer smile,
如果这样不起作用 and if that doesn't work,
那就给自己来个微笑“啪嗒” you give yourself a smile snap.
每次都起作用 Every time.
能嫁给一个开心的人真是件幸福的事 Well, it's good to be married to somebody who's happy.
你不打算介绍我吗 Aren't you going to introduce me?
甜蜜温馨的家
凯瑟琳 这位是 Kathryn, this is, uh...
帕特丽夏 家里的女主人 Patricia...the wife.
对 我知道你叫啥 Yes, obviously I know your name.
我 凯瑟琳 这是帕特 I-- Kathryn, this is Pat.
帕特 凯特 凯特 帕特 Pat, Kat. Kat, Pat.
帕特 凯特 Pat, Kat.
凯瑟琳 我常听他提起你 I've heard so much about you, Kathryn.
我也是 And I have heard so much about you.
你 你可真美啊 Y-you look fantastic.
帕特正在为书里的一个角色做调研 所以 Pat is actually researching a character for her book, so...
-有趣吧 -酷 - Isn't that fun? - Very cool.
这位是 And who is this?
布莱克 我让人开心 Blake. I make people happy.
看出来了 I bet you do.
-谁要来参观一下 -太好了 - Who wants a tour? - Oh, that-that sounds great.
好 Okay.
参观开始 And here we go.
来这边吧 Right this way.
天哪 这房子 Holy shit, this house.
难怪你能写得出 I mean, no wonder you're writing
那么超级赞的书 such a weird fucking book.
菲尔普斯太太 Mrs. Phelps, can I just say,
我可是 你的铁粉儿 I am, like, your number one fan.
叫我帕特丽夏吧 Well, call me Patricia.
好 帕特丽夏 Okay, Patricia.
我是克莱尔·范德比尔特 I'm Claire Vanderbilt.
什么 What?
就是因为你我才成了一名作家 Uh, you're the reason I became a writer.
见鬼 God damn it.
我特别喜欢那本《克蕾西达摆脱束缚》 I was obsessed with Cressida Unbound.
上中学时我还因为把那本书带到学校去被罚了 I even got in trouble for bringing it to middle school.
那故事真是绝了 克莱尔 That is a great fucking story, Claire.
我能跟你谈谈吗 Can I talk to you for a second?
当然 Course.
这看起来像泰坦尼克似的 This looks like the Titanic
你他妈为什么要邀请她 Why the fuck did you invite her?
因为你让我邀请的 Because you asked me to.
显然我是在开玩笑 Obviously I was joking.
你知道这有多丢人吗 Do you know how humiliating it is to have someone here
比你小十岁的人 who's ten years younger than you
赚的钱比你多十倍 making ten times more than you?
好吧 这两个数字都不属实 Okay, both of those numbers are way off.
听着 我们吃完午饭后 我去找我的出版商 Listen, after our lunch, I went and spoke with my publisher
告诉她你可能需要 and told her that you might need
多预支一点 a little bit more of an advance, so...
阻止她 别让她这么做 Stop her. Don't let her do it.
阻止她 Stop her.
你他妈的在说什么 What the fuck are you saying?
我是说我又给你弄到了10万块 I'm saying I got you $100,000.
-哦天呐 -但我的工作可命悬一线了 - Oh, my God. - But my job is on the line,
所以你千万别害我 so don't fuck me on this.
我不会 我保证 天呐 - I won't. I promise. Oh, my-- -
-我爱你 -我也爱你 - I love you. - I love you too.
来吧 我们去庆祝一下 好吗 Come on, let's go celebrate, mm?
克莱尔 我帮你把外套放起来 Claire, let me take your coat,
再去给你拿杯喝的 and I'll get you a drink.
你到了可以喝酒的年龄了吧 You're old enough to drink, aren't you?
哦 我都27了 Oh, I'm 27.
这年轻 Amazing.
你为什么邀请她 Why did you invite her?
我觉得了解 Well, I thought it was important
竞争对手很重要 that we know the competition.
克莱尔不是我的竞争对手 Claire's not my competition.
-她已经赢了 -不是克莱尔 策蛋 - She's already won. - Not Claire, silly.
我邀请克莱尔是为了好玩 I invited Claire for fun.
我说的是凯瑟琳 I'm talking about Kathryn.
你也看到特里看她的眼神了 You've seen the way that Terry looks at her.
就像罗尔夫看他的秘书一样 It's the same way that Rolf looked at his secretary.
凯瑟琳不是他秘书 Kathryn is not his secretary,
特里也没有出轨 and Terry is completely faithful.
哦是吗 Really?
他在床上可是兽性大发 He's such an animal in bed.
我很喜欢你在上面的那次 I really like that one where you're on top.
好了 闭嘴 Okay, stop it.
别再跟他做爱了 And stop having so much sex with him.
我都尿路感染了 It's-it's giving me a UTI
好吧 那个叫布莱克的家伙呢 Okay, well, what about that Blake fellow?
我倒是不介意带他回家 I wouldn't mind taking him home.
你是把他带到我家 用我的身体 You would be taking him to my home and using my body.
所以绝对不行 So that's a hard no.
别呀 Oh, come on.
把药吃了吧 你真扫兴 Take your medicine. You're no fun.
不 我今天已经服了推荐剂量的两倍了 No, I've already taken twice the recommended dosage today.
还是没有效果 And it's not working.
每次你生气的时候 Every time you get annoyed,
你那可怕的个性就暴露出来了 your horrible personality pokes out.
也不能叫可怕吧 It's not horrible.
我只是不喜欢开派对 I just don't like throwing parties.
你什么时候才能相信我 When are you going to trust me?
我重新开始了你的事业 I've restarted your career.
我和杰克有眼神交流 I got eye contact from Jacob.
甚至还得到了女儿的拥抱 I even got a hug from the girl.
我是在把你变成最好的自己 I am making you into your best self.
吃药吧 Look, take the pills,
别挣扎了 stop resisting,
让别人帮你工作吧 and let someone else do the work for once.
行吧 Fine.
莱尔德 你还穿了苏格兰裙 Laird, you're wearing a kilt.
派对嘛 It is a party.
有点过了吗 Do you think it's a bit too much?
还不够呢 I think it's not enough.
赶紧进来吧 Get inside here.
-看上去不错 -嗯 我们 - Wow. Looks good. - Yeah, yeah, well, we--
弗雷德 爸 弗雷德今晚能住咱家吗 Fred! Dad, can Fred stay over?
谢了 我们俩住树屋 Thanks. We're gonna sleep in the tree house.
走吧 Come on.
好吧 乖点哈 All right, be good.
大家伙儿 Everybody
这是莱尔德 ...this is Laird.
莱尔德 这是大家伙儿 Laird, the party.
-嗨 你好啊 -嗨 Hi. How you doing? - Hi.
不错 Yeah, it's good--
就这样吗 - Is this it? - Mm.
真的吗 Really?
好吧 大家好 抱歉了 Okay, everybody, hi. Sorry about that.
是这么回事哈 Uh, here's the deal.
这是我女友死后 我出来的第一个晚上 This is my first night out since my girlfriend died.
我没事 Um, I'm fine.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
就是 我今晚真的想过的开心点 It's just that I really need to have a good time tonight.
我还带了可卡因来 Also, I brought cocaine.
我好喜欢这穿苏格兰短裙的家伙 I am loving this guy in the kilt.
谢谢 我也喜欢你的西装 Thank you. I like your suit.
准备好了吗 Are you ready?
一早准备好了 I was born ready.
你紧张吗 Are you nervous?
一直很紧张 I was born nervous.
有人跟我们在一起吗 Is there someone here with us?
这是你的头骨吗 Is this your skull?
对话板
是的
你叫什么 What's your name?
D D...
A A...
N ...N.
我以为你说她叫黛西 I thought you said this was Daisy.
拼错了吧 It must be a typo.
我知道这感觉就像世界末日 I know it feels like the end of the world,
但这只是因为我们才16 but it's only because we're 16.
我妈自杀了 然后你又破了我的处 My mom committed suicide. Then you took my virginity.
我现在面临着信仰危机 Now I'm having a crisis of faith.
但这跟我们16有什么关系 What does that have to do with being 16?
我妈跟我说时我觉得挺有道理的 you know, it made sense when I heard it.
听我说 如果你不想跟我在一起 Look, if you didn't want to be with me,
干脆不理我就行了啊 why didn't you just ghost me?
因为我不想做那种滥人 Because I didn't want to be a shitty person.
是嘛 可你是我遇到过的最差劲的人了 Really? Because you're the shittiest person I've ever met.
家里有人比我还差劲好吗 I'm not even the shittiest person in my house.
我眼中的天堂就是一个纯白色的夜店 My idea of heaven is a solid white nightclub
我永远是里面的主角 with me as the headliner for all eternity.
大家都爱我 And they love me.
就在东区的 ♪ Down on the east side ♪
第三大道 ♪ Of 33rd and Third ♪
那就是我的家 ♪ That's my home ♪
甜蜜的家 ♪ Sweet home ♪
有人说 ♪ Some people say ♪
那是黑眼睛的家 ♪ It's the home Of black eyes ♪
我刚去了阁楼 I was just up in the attic.
你会死在那 You're gonna die up there.
靠 Oh, shit.
抱歉我尿在你家地板上了 I'm so sorry I peed your floor.
一定要帮我啊 Please have me back.
他不会有事的 He'll be fine.
他就是 I think he just...
对可卡因反应有点过敏 ...had a bad reaction to cocaine
可能因为那是 可卡因吧 probably because... it's cocaine.
真是个超赞超怪异的派对啊 Great, weird party.
可以把这个吸毒吸到尿的家伙写到你的书里 Try and put the guy pissing himself on coke in the book.
我试着看咯 I'll see what I can do.
我找不到另一只手套了 I can't find my other glove.
我再给你买几副吧 Oh, I'll buy you some more.
赶紧离开这个康涅狄格吧 Let's get the fuck out of Connecticut.
-真是吓死我了 -拜 - It really freaks me out. - Bye.
布莱克和我也要走了 Blake and I are gonna get going too.
我们一般都会在救护车来之前就离开 We usually try and leave before the ambulance arrives.
派对真棒 Such a great party.
你们不能走啊 Oh, you can't leave.
我们还没有机会互相了解一下呢 We haven't had a chance to get to know each other.
来吧 多待一会 Come on, just stay for one drink.
再喝一小杯马提尼 One teeny martini.
我坚持喔 I insist.
四小时后
好吧 好吧 到我了 All right, all right, my turn.
你也是他们一伙的吧 Are you one of those?
我不知道他们一伙指的是什么 I don't know what one of those are,
但我肯定是其中的一员 but I certainly am one.
这游戏可太好玩了 你们从哪弄来的 What a great game. Where'd you get it?
帕特在吧台后面找到的 Pat found it behind the bar.
天 居然已经3:30了 Holy shit, how is it-- It's 3:30 already.
-天 -我们得走了 - Oh, my God Oh, - we should go.
我 明天我一早就得去谷歌 I-I have an early morning at Google.
谢谢你们俩 Thank you both so much.
最后一个问题 Just one more question.
我们得玩完一圈 否则就会厄运降临 We have to complete the circle, or it's bad luck.
好吧 最后一个 Okay, last one,
因为我真的是 一小时前就想尿尿了 'cause I really have had to pee for, like, an hour.
这个可有意思了 Ooh, this is a good one.
你有没有差点和同事 Have you ever almost had an affair
有一腿 with someone you work with?
这可 这算什么问题啊 That's a-- What kinda question's that?
一个有些无礼的问题呢 An impertinent one.
你有没有差点和同事 Have you ever almost had an affair
有一腿 with someone you work with?
亲爱的 我们真的该走了 You know what? Um, babe, we really should go.
怎么了 What's going on, babe?
抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
布莱克是不是不知道你们俩在葡萄酒庄园的事 Does Blake not know about the two of you at the winery?
天 Oh, Jesus Christ. Um...
什么葡萄酒庄园 What winery?
帕特 你要干什么 Pat, what are you doing?
我不是我们的葡萄酒庄园吧 Not our winery.
特里和我 Terry and I had...
在葡萄酒庄园喝了一杯 a drink at, um, a winery.
是的 就是我们结婚的那个地方 Yes, the winery where we got married,
但什么事都没发生 but nothing happened.
不是在橡树下的那张桌子吧 Not the table under the oak tree.
天 Oh, my God.
你为什么要那么做 Why would you do that?
我 我喝太多了 I-- you know what? I had too much to drink.
对 你总是喝很多 Yeah, you always have too much to drink.
但你还吸毒呢 And you do drugs.
对啊 但你都跟我妈一样大了 Yeah, well, you're my mom's age.
天 好吧 Wow, okay.
我恨死这个游戏 I hate this. Ugh!
我他妈恨死今晚了 I fucking hate this!
你可真是个 You're...
邪恶的人 evil.
蓝色天空 蓝色天空 蓝色天空 ♪ Blue skies Blue skies, blue skies ♪
只是玩个游戏嘛 I was just playing the game.
蓝色天空 蓝色天空 ♪ Blue skies, blue skies ♪
我亲爱的帕特丽夏 ♪ My lovely Patricia ♪
帕特丽夏 我的爱 ♪ Patricia, my lovely ♪
和你在一起 ♪ With you ♪
你和他们说的一样刻薄吗
-见鬼 -伙计 放弃吧 - Damn it. - Dude, give it up.
还有 这张你妈的照片能给我吗 Also, can I have this picture of your mom?
不行兄弟 我 我知道她一定是黛西 Bro, no. I-I know her name is Daisy.
这个丹是谁啊 Who the hell is Dan?
丹·哈里斯 当地杂货店员失踪
凯瑟琳 我以为你走了呢 Kathryn, I thought you left.
我在找布莱克 我现在只想回家 Uh, I was looking for Blake, and now I just want to go home.
我们能 Can we--
火车12点就停驶了 Well, the train stopped running at, uh, midnight.
最近的优步站也在布鲁克林 And the nearest Uber is Brooklyn.
那我怎么办 What am I supposed to do?
这样吧 Ah, here we go.
欢迎来到菲尔普斯卡尔顿 Welcome to the Phelps Carlton.
借指丽思卡尔顿大酒店
我觉得从下周一开始 I feel like we should have a company policy
公司应该出台个“不能在别人家过夜政策” on sleepovers starting Monday
抱歉了 凯瑟琳 I'm so sorry, Kathryn.
我 I--
我本来想说 I wish I could say I can't believe
真不敢相信会发生这种事 但是 this happened, but...
我其实想过可能会发生的 I can.
你知道吗 You know what? Um...
这个派对真是滥透了 ...this was a really shitty party.
可不是嘛 Yeah.
这简直是史前 This was the worst party...
最烂派对了 ...that has ever happened on the planet.
到底发生什么了 What just happened?
星期日
布莱克·邓恩
谢谢你让我找回了笑容 "Thanks for giving me back my smile."
谢谢帮我重拾微笑
什么 What?
不是吧 Oh, no. Oh, no.
不不不 No, no, no.
你干了什么啊 What did you do?
草 Fuck!
我带你看 Let me show you.
什么 带我看什么 瓦莱丽·何 What? Show me what, Valerie He?
妈 你给的建议真是烂透了 Mom, you give really shitty advice.
开他妈什么玩笑 No fucking kidding.
他叫丹 他在50年代就失踪了 His name is Dan. He went missing in the 1950s.
杰克 亲爱的 我 Jake, honey, I'm just--
我今早过得糟透了 I'm having a really bad morning.
帕特 嘿 Pat, hey.
听我说 昨晚事情有点失控 Listen, last night, things really got outta control.
特里 我爱你 现在别跟我说话 Terry, I love you. Not fucking right now.
我做了件错事啊 I did something very bad.
欢迎加入俱乐部吧 Join the club.
什么 What?
是你杀了瓦莱丽·何吗 Did you kill Valerie He?
是我还是我们 Did I, or did we?
你失控了 You are out of control.
不 帕特丽夏 No, Patricia.
我一切尽在掌握 I'm in complete control.
我才不怕你 I'm not afraid of you.
我经历了那么多 I've been through hell.
如果你敢伤害我或者我的家人 我他妈 If you hurt me or my family, I will fucking--
草 Oh, shit.
帕特丽夏啊 ♪ Oh, Patricia ♪
我亲爱的帕特丽夏 ♪ My darlin Patricia ♪
我在你的眼中 ♪ I can see all my dreams ♪
看到了所有的梦想 ♪ In your eyes ♪
我心痒难耐 ♪ My heart is just droolin' ♪
帕特丽夏 不骗你 ♪ Patricia, no foolin' ♪
我真的 ♪ I'm falling in love ♪
爱上了你 ♪ With you ♪
我真的 ♪ I'm falling in love ♪
爱上了你 ♪ With you ♪