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我来让你住手
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我有东西给他 如果他还有兴趣
《绝命律师》 第五季 第八集
有什么好笑的 What's so funny?
洛博罗炸鸡店火灾系纵火
你不会懂的 Ah, you wouldn't get it.
行 行 Okay. ‭Okay.
你得这么做 Here's what you're gonna do.
向南走25号公路到拉斯克鲁塞斯 You're gonna take, uh, 25 South to Las Cruces.
再向西走10号公路 You can pick up 10 West from there.
记下来 很复杂 Hey, write this down, man -- es complicado.
拉斯克鲁塞斯以西走10号公路 Uh, 10 West at Las Cruces.
戴明过去一点 有条州道 A little past Deming, there's a state road.
146州道 It's 146.
跟着路标到安蒂洛普油田 Uh, follow the signs to Antelope Wells
走到里程标志223的地方 until Mile Marker 223.
开到土路上 然后往南走30英里 Turn off at the dirt road and take it 30 miles south.
在土路上走30英里 30 miles down a dirt road?
沙漠里没什么人 懂吗 Fewer eyes out in the desert, you know?
准确说是31.6英里 Actually, it's 31.6,
所以要确保你看的是里程表上 so make sure that you use the little, uh, you know,
短距离的那个 trip-meter thing on the odometer or whatever.
总之 你到了 就能看到一口井 Anyway, once you get there, you're gonna see a well.
很老旧了 坏掉了 It's really old, you know, broken down.
这口井什么样子 Uh, what does this well look like?
井的样子 It looks like a well.
那里就一口井 It's the only one out there.
能从路上看到它吗 And can you see it from the road?
你能看到 别担心 Yeah, you'll see it -- don't worry about it.
我的堂兄弟会带着钱来见你 My cousins are gonna meet you there with the money,
九点整 9:00 a.m.
你会喜欢他们的 都是好孩子 You'll like them. They're good boys.
当然了 I'll bet. Um.
我有个主意 Hey, I have an idea --
为什么不让你的表兄弟 why not have these cousins of yours
直接把钱送过来 bring the money just all the way here?
省去中间人 Cut out the middle man.
嗯 问题是 Yeah, see, the thing is,
整件事必须处理得非常低调 this whole thing has to be very, uh, low profile, you know?
有些人 There are people --
我的竞争者们 let's say competitors of mine --
想让我被继续关在这 people who want to keep me in here.
要是我的堂兄弟进城了 And so, you know, ‭my cousins come into town --
这些人会注意到的 those people will notice.
那纳乔·瓦尔加怎么样 What about Nacho Varga, right?
你的"竞争者们"也会注意到他吗 Would your "Competitors" notice him?
他看上去脑袋挺灵光的 He seems like he's got a pretty good head on his shoulders.
伊格纳西奥 Ignacio?
当然了 Yeah, sure, I mean,
他很多事都办得好 he's good for a lot of things.
但拿着七百万 But with $7 million?
那种人可能很快就会犯傻的 Guy like that could get real dumb real fast, you know?
你是办这件事的不二人选 Hey, you're the right guy for this.
你谁也不是 无意冒犯 You're nobody -- I mean, no offense,
但没人会注意到你 but nobody's gonna look twice at you.
当然 Yeah, sure. Um.
听着 也许你不习惯办这种事 Hey, look, maybe this isn't your thing, you know?
没关系 我理解 I mean, that's okay. I get it.
你在庭上表现很好 Y-You did good in court --
就这样吧 we'll leave it at that.
谢了 这... Oh, thanks, that's --
我很感激 I appreciate that.
别担心 Don't worry about it.
我会找别人的 I'll find somebody else, you know?
嗯 那没事了吧 Yeah, uh, so, ‭I guess we're done here.
应该没了 Guess so.
好的 Alright.
我会把这些纸碎掉 Um, I will -- I'm gonna shred these,
如果你还需要别的事 and, uh...if there's anything else you need,
任何法律服务 any legal services...
我有你电话号 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got your number.
就这样了 This is it. Hey.
十万块 A hundred thousand?
美金 Dollars.
嗯 Yeah.
那可是一大笔钱 That's a lot of money.
但带回了七百万呢 To bring back $7 mil?
而我还是不二人选 And I'm the best guy to do it?
这才不到2%的佣金 That's actually less than 2% commission,
我觉得很合理 and I think it's right.
开车进一下沙漠就得要十万 对吗 So, 100K for a little drive through the desert, huh?
就这个价 That's the price.
成交 Done.
我回来了 I'm home.
好 我马上就出来 Great. I'll be out in a sec!
大晚上洗澡呢 Evening shower, huh?
是啊 Yeah.
明天得早起 Got an early day tomorrow.
你饿了吧 I hope you're hungry.
我在做玉米卷饼 I'm making fajitas.
你在做饭吗 You're cooking?
不行吗 Why not?
回家路上买了点牛排 I picked up some strip steak on the way home.
已经用秘密的香料配方 And it's been marinating for a couple hours
腌制了好几个小时了 in a secret blend of herbs and spices.
-真的吗 -是啊 - Really? - ‭Yeah.
那配方也叫"老帕索" Something I like to call "Old El Paso."
美国通用磨粉公司生产的玉米卷调味粉
听上去很有异国情调 It sounds exotic.
很好吃的 到时候你就知道了 It'll be delicious -- you'll see.
我有一些工作上的事要说 I, uh, ‭I have some business news.
你是贩毒集团的朋友 You're a friend of the cartel.
是这件事吗 Is that it?
不完全是 Not exactly.
可能吧 Maybe.
你把他保释出来了吗 You got him bail?
天上掉证据 Some evidence fell into my lap.
不用白不用 I was kind of obligated to use it,
为了我的委托人 you know, for my client.
当你说你办不到的时候 When you said you couldn't do it,
我就知道你能想出办法 I knew you'd find a way.
还有个麻烦 There's a complication.
还记得你上次那件公设律师的案子吗 Remember that time you had a P.D. Case
孩子被抓到持有大麻 with the kid whose parents kicked him out
然后父母把他赶出了家门 because he got caught with a joint?
记得 Yeah.
你最后开了好久的车去那孩子的叔叔家 And you -- you had to drive all the way out to the uncle's house --
好像在莫里亚蒂吧 去取保释金 I think it was in Moriarty -- to pick up the bail?
等等 ‭Wait, what?
你的意思是 So, what -- you're saying
-你要去取萨拉曼加的保释金 -没错 - you're gonna pick up Salamanca's bail? - ‭Yeah.
只是比莫里亚蒂更远一点 Only it's a little further than Moriarty
保释金也更高一点 and a little more money.
多少钱 How much?
七 Seven.
-七千 -是七百万 - Seven thousand? - ‭Million.
七百万 $7 million?
对 Yeah.
你要去找贩毒集团拿七百万 You're going to pick up $7 million of cartel money?
我知道你是怎么想的 但其实很安全 I know what you're thinking, but it's safe.
毫无危险 Completely.
只是开车到边境一趟 And it's just a quick drive down by the border.
-我很快就回来 -边境 - I'll be right back. ‭- The border?
吉米 你是律师 不是给罪犯运钱的 Jimmy, you are an attorney, not a bagman.
多少钱都不值得你这么做 There's no amount of money that is worth this.
-不能叫他的手下去吗 -他信任我 - Can't his people do it? - He trusts me.
我是他的律师 仅此而已 I'm his attorney. That's it.
你太小题大做了 You're making ‭a bigger deal out of this
-没必要 -什么 - than you need to. ‭- What?!
-你要... -我早上去取钱 - You're gonna -- I will pick it up in the morning,
很快就搞定 甚至比你还早回家 I will be done, and I'll be home before you will.
好吧 那我跟你一起去 Okay. Then I'm going with you.
他们只让我去 Well, ‭they're only expecting me.
就一个人 You know, one guy.
那就是关键 I mean, that's kind of the whole point --
隐匿即安全 you know, ‭security through obscurity.
吉米 这太疯狂了 我不... Jimmy, this is insane. I don't e--
不 听着 就只有我 No, listen, it's just little ol' me
和我的铃木自尊小轿车 in my little ol' Suzuki Esteem.
这种车型自面市以来 And there has never been more than 50 bucks
车里就没装超过五十美元 in an Esteem in the history of Esteems.
所以不会有人注意我的 So, no one's gonna look at me twice. ‭
你这是在给自己找借口 You sound like you are talking yourself into this.
我不会有事的 I will be okay.
我发誓 I swear.
如果我嗅到一丁点不对劲 If I smell even the faintest whiff of anything wrong,
我就立刻离开那里 I'll be out of there like a shot.
我不喜欢这样 I don't like this.
我不希望你这么做 I don't want you to do it.
金 听我说 Kim. Listen.
我发誓 好吗 我不会有事的 I swear -- okay? -- I'll be fine.
我是律师[西语] Yo soy abogado.
我是...律师 Yo soy...abogado.
世界上最棒的律师
我是律师 Yo soy abogado.
我是律师 我是律师 Yo soy abogado. Yo soy abogado.
律师 律师 律师 Abogado, abogado, abogado.
我... Yo...
我是... Yo soy...
我是律师 Yo soy abogado.
律师 A-Abogado.
律师 Abogado.
我是律师 L-Lawyer?
拉罗派来的 Fr-From Lalo?
爱德华多 Eduardo.
他派我来取钱 Sent me to pick up the, uh, dinero?
我会把这些钱带回给拉罗的 I'll just take these back to Lalo.
你们就这么走了吗 You guys are -- are just gonna just go?
那好吧 Oh, that'll work.
早上好啊 Uh, buenos días.
好吧 Alright.
*车上装着七百万* *Seven million dollars of cash in the trunk*
*七百万现金* *Seven million dollars of cash*
*拿走一块* *Take one dollar*
*买一根滚轴* *Pass it a...rollar*
*车上还剩六百九十九万...* *Six million, nine hundred, ninety-nine thousand...*
无信号
*烂服务* *Crappy service*
*车上还剩* *Six million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand...*
*六百九十九万...* *...ninety-nine dollars of cash in the trunk*
*拿走一块* *Take...a buck*
*交个好运* *Pass it for luck*
*六百九十九万九千...* *Six million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine...*
*九百九十九...* *Nine hundred ninety-nine...*
你过吧 Go by!
靠 靠 靠 Oh, shit, shit, shit.
完蛋了 Oh, nuts.
好吧 Okay, yeah.
我慢慢下车 C-Coming out...slowly.
我是律师 Abogado?
我应该知道你们想要什么 I think -- I think I have a sense of what you want here.
在后备箱 It's in the trunk.
对 都拿走 Yeah, good. Take those.
干什么 不 不 What? No, no.
他不是这个意思 That -- That's not what he meant.
这是个误会 大误会 This is a mistake. It's b-big.
我是律师 我是律师 ¡Abogado! ¡Abogado!
贩毒集团的朋友 El amigo del cártel!
不 No!
快跑 ¡Muevanse!
你被打中了吗 You hit?
打中 Hit?
你中枪了吗 Are you shot?
起来 Get up.
中枪了吗 Shot?
你受惊了 You're in shock.
待着别动 深呼吸 You stay here and breathe.
你还活着 You're alive.
振作 Focus on that.
你会没事的 You'll be okay.
出来 Get out.
发电机中枪了 The alternator's shot.
毫不夸张 Literally.
好了 Alright.
我需要你用点力气 I'm gonna need you ‭to put your back into this.
推 Push!
等等 等等 等等 Oh, oh! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
怎么了 What is it?
在哪里 Where is it...?
你早就知道会这样吗 Did you know all this was gonna happen?
如果我知道 我就多带点人手了 If I did, ‭I woulda brought more guys.
我们把这些物归原主吧 Let's get that to where it belongs.
走这边 This way.
但家在那个方向 Well, uh, home is that way.
那些人里 有一个逃脱了 One of those guys got away.
还开着车 In a car.
在路上追 On the road.
就是这条路 This road.
我们不能走大路 We gotta get off it.
真是个大错误 Big mistake.
停用了 Discontinuing.
面值千元的大钞 The thousand dollar bill.
真是个大错误 ‭Big.
用了这些就会轻很多了 These woulda been so much lighter.
不如我们 轮流拎吧 How about we, uh, take turns with these bad boys, you know?
可以保持精力 So we both stay fresh.
行吧 Fine.
我有主意了 I got an idea.
我们挖个洞 Let's dig a hole.
-洞 -对 - A hole. ‭- Yeah.
走出这里 重回文明社会 Walk outta here, get to civilization,
开车回来 把包拿上 drive back, pick it up.
用巧劲 不用蛮力 Work smarter, not harder.
-你肯定找不到 -不 我能找到 - You'll never find it. - No, I will,
我会记住地标 'cause I'll memorize the landmarks.
比如这棵树 Like this tree.
绝不会错过 Can't miss it.
还有那山 非常明显 That hill? That's distinctive.
很有...山的形状 It's got a...hill shape.
是啊 和之间我们经过的几棵树 Yeah, very different from the couple dozen trees
和几座山非常不同 that we've seen on hillsides that we've walked past.
我会记得 我能找到这棵树 I will remember -- I will find this tree.
地硬得很 That's hard pack.
如果你能挖出能放下那两个包的洞 If you manage to dig a hole big enough for those two bags,
你不如给自己也挖一个好了 you might as well dig one for yourself.
得了吧 Oh, come on.
没用的 That's not gonna work.
你在浪费力气 You're wasting energy.
快挖好了 I'm almost there.
有点样子了 It's working.
停下 Stop.
把那收起来 他们会看见 Put that away. They'll see it.
把所有反光的东西都摘下来 You take off anything that'll catch the light.
是他吗 Is it him?
是啊 Oh, yeah.
他们好像是在网格搜索 It looks like they're doing a grid search.
什么意思 Meaning?
就是他们已经找到了你的车 Meaning they've found your car.
换做是我 我会省着点喝 I'd go easy on that.
我们为什么要宿营 Hey, why are we camping?
我们不是应该继续走吗 I mean, shouldn't we keep walking?
晚上会凉爽些 It's cooler at night.
摸黑赶路 You go out there in the dark,
一脚踩进土拨鼠的洞 你就等着腿骨折吧 you're gonna break your leg in a prairie dog hole.
我们走了有一半了吧 Hey, we gotta be halfway there, right?
快了 Almost.
"快了" "Almost."
本来几小时之前我就应该到家了 I should've been home hours ago.
她会心碎的 This will be tearing her up.
她会以为你只是在外面鬼混而已 Oh, she's just gonna think you're out cattin' around.
她不会的 No, she won't.
她会以为我被剁成块 死在某条沟里了 She gonna think I'm chopped to pieces, dead in some ditch.
她为什么会那么想 And why is she gonna think that?
你是说 她知道你在干什么吗 Are you saying she knows what you're doing?
细节她不知道 Not, y'know, the details.
她就知道我要到边境附近取钱 Just she knows I'm picking up money down by the border.
就这些 That's all.
你告诉你女友 你在干什么 You told your girlfriend what you're doing.
我妻子 My wife.
妻子 Wife.
对 妻子 Yeah. Wife.
恭喜 Congratulations.
你觉得你妻子知道之后会做什么 And what's your wife gonna do with this information, do you think?
-报警 -不会 - Call the cops? - ‭No.
不会吗 人害怕了就报警 这很正常 No? People get scared, call the cops. Pretty standard.
她不会报警的 She's not calling any cops.
打给她妈妈 Her mother.
打给书友会的姐妹 Girls at the book club.
打给她老板 说她老公失踪了 Gonna call her boss, tell her about her missing husband.
这些她都不会做的 好吗 No, she's not doing any of that, okay?
她拎得清的 She knows better.
她就是会担心得要死而已 She's just gonna be scared out of her mind, is all.
但愿你说得对 Well... let's hope you're right.
她知道了 She knows...
她已经被卷进来了 She's in the game now.
什么 不 她没有"被卷进来" What? No. ‭She's not in "the game."
好吗 她连边都不沾 Alright? ‭She's not even game-adjacent.
我只是把实情告诉了她 I just told her the truth.
一点点实情 A little slice of the truth.
因此而已 That's all.
她没有被卷进来 She's not in "The game."
好 Yeah.
也不能生火 Well, I can't make a fire.
那家伙可能还在找我们 Our guy may still be out there.
我有两个 你来一个不 I got two of these. You want one?
不用了 No thanks.
降温很快的 Gets cold fast.
不用了 谢谢 I'm fine. Thanks.
随你吧 You suit yourself.
-女士 你想让我... -是的 - Ma'am, do you want me to...? - Yes, please.
谢谢 Thank you.
我知道我把自己说成了 I know I misrepresented myself
你法务团队的一员 as a member of your legal team.
为此 我道歉 I apologize...for that.
我若不是走投无路 I wouldn't be here right now
绝不会出此下策 if I didn't absolutely have to be.
我知道你是谁 你的真实身份 I know who you are -- who you actually are.
我们有共同点 We have something in common.
你想知道你的钱在哪 You want to know where your money is.
我想找到索尔·古德曼 I want to find Saul Goodman.
如果你告诉我你把他派去了哪里 If you tell me where you sent him,
我不会向当局告发 I won't alert the authorities.
也不会告诉任何人 I won't tell anyone.
我会找到他 你也会拿到你的钱 I will find him, ‭and you'll get your money.
塞拉曼加先生 Mr. Salamanca --
你他妈到底是谁 Who the hell are you
他为什么会把我的事告诉你 that he tells you my business?
他没有泄密 He didn't betray your confidence.
我们结婚了 We're married,
也就是说我享有配偶特权 which means ‭I have spousal privilege --
他跟我说的任何话我都保密 anything he says to me stays with me.
谁也不能逼迫我开口 No one can make me discuss it.
这和律师委托人保密权一样 It's as bulletproof as lawyer-client privilege.
你是他老婆 So you're his wife?
对 Yes.
白人姑娘 Una guera.
他可真行 Bien por él.
你是他老婆 So, you're his wife,
你爱他 and you...love him.
但他昨晚没回家 And he didn't come home last night,
你吓坏了 and you got scared enough
就跑来找我谈话 to come down here and talk to me.
为啥不能是他卷钱跑了呢 What makes you think he didn't run off with my money, huh?
他没有卷了你的钱跑路 He did not run off with your money.
也许没有 Yeah, maybe not.
没带上你可不行 Not without you.
告诉我你派他去哪了 Just tell me where you sent him.
我只要这个 That's all I need.
不行 I don't think so.
你家这位 就像蟑螂 Your man -- he's, um, he's like the cucaracha --
打不死的 you know, a born survivor.
他要是遇上了麻烦 等一天时间 If trouble found him, give it a day.
如果他还活着 他就会露面 If he's alive, he'll show.
那如果他... And if he's...?
那无论等多少天都没有用 Well, then, day's not gonna make a difference, is it?
好了 Alright, well...
很高兴认识你 古德曼太太 nice to meet you, Mrs. Goodman.
等等 萨拉曼加先生 Wait, um... Mr. Salamanca...
说完了 Done!
我就不会浪费 I wouldn't waste that.
浪费什么 Waste what?
这水不够我们两个喝的 I don't have enough of this for the both of us.
*一颗孤独的灵魂* *Just a lonely soul*
*慢慢死去* *Slowly dyin'*
*我笑容满面* *I was smilin' hard*
*但也只是勉强* *But I was lyin'*
*而你带着美梦* *Then you sailed along*
*扬帆起航* *With your sweet dream*
*当你盗走我心* *When you stole my heart*
*我大发雷霆* *I was livid*
*清晨来临 阳光不再* *Mornin' come, sun don't shine*
*没有你我也能勉强过活* *I'll get by without you*
*我曾如迷途羔羊 如今已找回自我* *I was lost, but now I'm found*
*告诉我 亲爱的 都是因为你* *Tell me, love, it was you*
还要 More.
-不行 -还要 - No. - ‭More.
不可以 No.
还想喝就喝自己的 If you want more...
差不多了 Alright.
我们出发吧 Come on. Let's go.
等等 Hold it.
我有个主意 I have an idea.
没用的 That's not gonna work.
有用 It's gonna work.
你不去捡吗 You gonna get that?
捡什么 Get what?
拿到了 Got it.
我去 Oh, crap.
操 Ah, shit! Aah!
够了 我不干了 That's it. I'm done.
不干了 不干了 Done! Done!
闭嘴 Quiet.
为什么 不管我闭不闭嘴 Why? I'm quiet, I'm loud --
我都会死在这泥巴地上 I'm gonna die in this dirt one way or the other.
不如给个痛快 Let's get it over with.
-起来 -我不 - Get up. - ‭No.
我不走了 I'm not going.
我走不动了 I'm done.
我浑身都疼 Everything hurts.
快要渴死了 God, I'm so thirsty.
你得补充水分 You need to drink.
意义何在 What's the point?
好让他们发现一具灌了满嘴尿的尸体 So they can find a corpse with a mouthful of piss?
你不会死的 That's not gonna happen.
快起来 Now, get up.
起来 Come on.
天啊 Oh, God.
我起不来 你怎么 Oh, no. How?
你为什么还能继续坚持下去 How the hell are you still going?
因为我知道我来这里的目的 Because I know why I'm out here.
这就是原因 That's how.
我知道这一切都是为了什么 I know what it's for.
我一个人没办法把钱带走 And I can't drag that money out of here by myself.
所以你得起来 So you -- you get up,
赶快起来 and you get up now.
为了什么 What it's for?
到底是为了什么 What...is it for?
因为有人 I have people.
有人在等我 I have people waiting for me.
他们不知道我在做什么 也永远不会知道 They don't know what I do -- they never will.
他们被我保护着 They're protected.
但这些事我还是要做 可以让他们过得好一点 But I do what I do ‭so they can have a better life.
至于我是死是活 And if I live or if I die,
对来我说真的无足轻重 it really doesn't make a difference to me,
只要能让他们过得好 as long as they have what they need.
我死也能瞑目了 So when it's my time to go,
因为我为他们做了力所能及的一切 I will go knowing I did everything I could for them.
你问我为什么能继续下去 Now, you ask me how I keep going?
这就是原因 That's how.
别动 Stay down.
他回来了 He's back.
别起来 Lie low.
我们得等他走开 We're gonna have to wait him out.
把家伙准备好 Get that thing ready.
来啊 你个混蛋 C'mon, you asshole.
你想要这七百万 You want this $7 mil?
来啊 C'mon.
我正大摇大摆地走呢 I'm just walking here like a goddamn idiot.
过来拿钱啊 白痴 Come and get some, you dickhead.
快来啊 混蛋 Come on, you sonovabitch!
快看我 Look at me!
这就对了 Yeah.
快过来吧 There you go.
快 快 Come on. Come on.