绝命律师 第六季 第一集
在屋里 厨房
喂 Yeah.
你在哪 Where are you?
我不知道 I don't know.
我一直... I've been...
我一直朝北走了两个小时左右 I've been heading north for about two hours.
大约一小时前渡过了一条河 I crossed a river maybe an hour ago.
有人看见你吗 Anybody see you?
-没有 -继续保持隐蔽 - No. - Keep it that way.
你在塞拉曼加的地盘 You're in Salamanca territory.
每个人都肯定在找你 Everybody's gonna be on the lookout for you.
每一个人 And I mean everybody.
包括联邦部队 That includes the Federales.
成功了吗 Is it done?
成功了 他死了 Yeah. He's dead.
在房子里 There were some, uh,
有一些普通人 regular people at that house.
一些老人 Some old folks.
他们怎么样了 What about them?
不清楚 Got no information on that.
挂断后 When we hang up,
把手机电池取出来 take the battery outta your phone.
继续向北 保持隐蔽 Head north. Stay out of sight.
我正在给你找藏身的地方 I'm fixing up a place for you to lie low.
一小时后 把电池装回去 In an hour, you put the battery back in.
我会联系你 告诉你去哪儿 And I'll call you, tell you where to go.
爱德华多先生 Don Eduardo!
你没事吧
出了点意外 抱歉打扰你了
我能进来吗
当然
要加糖和奶吗
不用了 谢谢
很美味
出什么事了
爱德华多先生来了
爱德华多先生 Don Eduardo!
很高兴见到你
我很想和你握手 不过...
看看你 山里人
你看着就像ZZ Top乐队
洗干净再来见爱德华多先生 把胡子刮了
好的
不好意思 爱德华多先生
快去
马特奥 Hey, Mateo.
小胡子就别刮了 挺好看的
好的 爱德华多先生
你真的不吃点早餐吗
这些鸡蛋是早上刚下的
马特奥的牙怎么样了 好些了吗
您的牙医特别用心 小马之前疼得整晚都睡不着
现在他睡得可香了 多亏了您
那就好 西尔维娅
山羊怎么样
从你老家来的那些 它们不怀念山上吗
它们都很好 下个月又会有两头呢
你又让人运来了吗
不是 是羊羔
您都快喝完了 我再煮点 您真的不吃早餐吗
咖啡就好了
这样可以吧
非常帅
日程上有什么安排 So, uh, what's on the agenda?
我刚刚从格兰特那接过来二十个新客户... I just got 20 new clients from Grant, so...
-二十个 -嗯 - Twenty. - Yeah.
我今天下午和其中四位开会 I have meetings with four of them this afternoon
一大早还有弗莱厄蒂的预审听证会 and a preliminary hearing with Flaherty first thing.
是未成年人 你呢 Juvenile. What about you?
一样的 Same thing.
巨忙的一天 Huge day.
对 你母亲和你祖母 Yes, your mother and your grandmother.
最好她们能请假 两人都要... If they can take time off from work, both of them...
你有舅舅或者... Do you have any uncles or...
好 那就太好了 Oh, yeah. That would be great.
你有像样的衣服吗 Do you have anything nice to wear...?
比如休闲点的西装或者... Like a sports coat or a...
有领子的衬衣... A collared shirt...?
这样吧 衣服我给你带 You know what? I'll bring something for you.
那个太高档了 That's too nice.
没事的 No. It's no problem.
你知道怎么去那里吧 Do you know how to get there?
蒂赫拉斯街和第五大街拐角 对 Tijeras and Fifth. That's right.
这个可以 Yes. Alright.
我们九点半准时见 I will meet you at 9:30 sharp.
不会有事的 罗尼 It's gonna be fine, Ronnie.
告诉她们不会有事的 Well, tell them it's gonna be fine.
因为真的没事 Because it will be.
好 Okay.
谢了 Thanks.
我会洗干净再拿回来 I'll bring it back clean.
你有打出租车的钱吗 Do you have any cash for the taxi?
糟了 我只有五块钱 Crap, all's I've got is five bucks.
出租车司机能破开一百的吗 You think the cabbie'll break a hundred?
世界上最棒的律师
死亡圣神 守护之镰
早上好 胡安先生 Good morning, Don Juan.
拉罗·塞拉曼加死了 Lalo Salamanca is dead.
枪手昨晚闯进了他的庄园 Gunmen broke into his hacienda last night.
看起来是雇来的杀手 Hired operators from the look of it.
现场非常非常惨 It was messy. Very messy.
而萨拉曼加的人... As for the Salamancas...
"血债血偿" "Sangre por sangre."
对 那正是萨拉曼加的行事之道 Yes. That is the Salamanca way.
混乱就要开始了 We are on the verge of chaos.
可到底是谁干的呢 But who did this?
一会儿有人说是哥伦比亚人 One minute, I hear talk of the Colombians,
一会儿...又说是叛徒 the next...traitors.
自家出的叛徒 Traitors close to home.
有一点我们清楚 We know this much.
伊格纳西奥·瓦尔加是告密者 Ignacio Varga is a rat.
埃拉迪奥先生悬赏要他的人头 Don Eladio has put a price on his head.
我们手头的人都在追捕他 Every man we have is searching for him.
一找到瓦尔加 就会知道他在给谁干活 When Varga's found, we'll know who he was working for.
我想赫克托先生已经知道了吧 I assume Don Hector has been told.
我亲自给他打的电话 I called him myself.
至于他是否听明白了 那就不知道了 As for if he understood me, quién sabe.
听着 Listen to me.
你一定要小心 古斯塔沃 You must be careful, Gustavo.
现在是危险时期 This is a dangerous time.
谁都不能排除嫌疑 No one is above suspicion.
我明白 I understand.
很好 Good.
再跟我讲讲最后给你报告的那个杀手 Tell me again about the sicario who made the final report.
他和接头人联系时已经受伤了 He was already wounded when he talked to our cut-out.
联邦部队发现他当场死亡 Federales found him dead at the scene.
但他们杀了萨拉曼加 But they got Salamanca.
雇佣军团灭了 The mercenaries are dead.
无一例外 To a man.
然而他们还是完成了任务 And yet their mission was a success.
这种事也不是没发生过 It has been known to happen.
我可以过去接瓦尔加 把他安全带回来 I could go down there and get Varga, bring him home safe.
有很多办法可以暗中完成 There's ways to do it on the quiet.
除非你已经在筹划什么 Unless you already have something in the works.
说出你的想法 Speak your mind.
忠诚是双向的 Loyalty goes both ways.
你吩咐瓦尔加做的 他都照做了 Varga has done everything you asked him.
-他别无选择 -或许是吧 - He wasn't given a choice. - Maybe so.
但他堂堂正正地打了一场硬仗 But he played a tough game and he played it on the square.
所以呢 And?
归根结底 When all is said and done...
那孩子值得你尊敬 The kid deserves your respect.
我很尊敬他 He has it.
你还有什么想说吗 Is there more you wish to say?
希望我这身西服给你的委托人带来更多好运 I hope this brings your guy more luck than it brought me.
你还好吧 You good?
好极了 I'm great.
警探 卡里尔女士 Detective! Miss Khalil.
早上好 Good morning.
我打电话找你两天了 I've been calling you for two days.
我的女朋友病了 Oh. My girl's out sick.
找我有什么事 What can I do you for?
明天早上 10点 Tomorrow morning. 10:00 a.M.
早午餐吗 只有你我二人对吧 Brunch? With just you and me, right?
不然这位大个子不就成电灯泡了吗 I mean, won't the big fella here feel like a third wheel?
你和我去内庭见帕森 You and I are meeting Parson in chambers.
我请求召开紧急听证会 I am asking for an emergency hearing
更改释放德古兹曼的条件 to alter the terms of De Guzman's release.
挺好的 Sounds like a blast.
可惜我时间都排满了 Unfortunately, I'm booked solid.
我查过你委托人的住处 I checked your client's place of residence.
他提供的地址 The address he gave?
是奥塔蒙特的一家冰淇淋店 It's a Dairy Queen in Alta Monte.
出席保释听证会的家人一个都找不到 The family that showed at the bail hearing can't be located.
没有驾照 纳税清册 No driver's license, no tax rolls,
学校记录 什么都没有 no school records. Nothing.
事实上 没有年龄低于73岁 Fact is, there isn't a single Elizabeth McKinnon
叫伊丽莎白·麦金农的人住在新墨西哥 under the age of 73 living in New Mexico.
这太令人吃惊了 Well, this is -- this is surprising.
你的委托人消失了 Your client has disappeared,
我不会等六周才开始找他 and I'm not waiting six weeks to start looking for him.
我的委托人可是交了七百万保释金 Hey, my guy put up seven million in bail.
你觉得他会就这样扔下这笔巨款走了 You think he's just gonna walk away from that?
谁能轻易就拿出七百万现金 Who comes up with seven million bucks in cash?
你知道我怎么想吗 You know what I think?
那些家人都是假的 I think the family was fake,
你从头到尾都知情 and I think you knew it the whole time.
等等 我们现实一点 Hold on. Look, just get real for a second.
听证会没有如你所愿 The hearing didn't go your way,
现在你想重来一遍 and now you're trying for a do-over.
你说我的委托人跑了 You say my guy ran?
要我说 等法律要求他露面时 I say he's got seven million reasons for showing up --
他有七百万个理由露面 when he's legally required to do so.
所以 我才不去和帕森开什么紧急会议 So, no, I won't be, uh, due process window dressing
搞什么“正当程序”的花架子 at any crash meeting with Parson.
如果你敢趁我不在场时 And if you try throwing any of this crap around
对法官说这些鬼话 in front the judge without my presence --
我就要指控你 here's an accusation.
检方行为不当 Prosecutorial misconduct.
会终结你的职业生涯 Career-ending prosecutorial misconduct.
这些都无法改变事实 None of that changes the fact
-你的委托人隐瞒了真实身份 -不 等一下 - the guy's not who he said he was. - No, no, no. Hold on.
你们自己陷入窘境 You guys got caught with your pants around your ankles
却想怪到我头上 and somehow that's on me?
想得美 你们这有二十几名律师 I don't think so. You've got two dozen lawyers up there,
有调查员 还有一整支警察队伍 you got investigators, you got the whole damn police force --
你们找不到拉罗倒成我的错了 and it's my fault you can't keep track of Lalo?
这可不是我的责任 That is not my job!
拉罗 谁是拉罗 Lalo? Who's Lalo?
什么 我说的谁 What? What did I say?
我想说的是德古兹曼 我的委托人又不止一个 I meant De Guzman. I have more than one client.
那么 So
六周以后预审见了 I will see you at the preliminary in six weeks.
严格照日程来 As scheduled.
在那之前 我的委托人需要我 Until then, I have clients who need me.
大路餐厅
衣服不错 Nice threads.
谢了 Uh, thanks.
怎么样 How'd it go?
那身西装绝对帮了忙 The suit definitely helped.
这孩子快高中毕业了 This kid, he's a high school senior,
成绩很好 打两份工 good grades, works two jobs.
他有个所谓的"朋友" 是个自大的富二代 Has this so-called "friend" -- some snot-nosed brat
开一辆全新的野马敞篷车 who drives a brand-new Mustang convertible.
一天周六晚上 这个小富豪说 One Saturday night Richie Rich says,
"你想开我的车吗" "Hey, you wanna drive my car?"
我的委托人怎能拒绝 How can my guy resist?
这个"朋友"让他停在酒水商店门口 The "friend" tells him to pull over at a liquor store.
有钱小孩进去 拿着叔叔的猎刀抢了商店 Rich kid goes in, robs the place with his uncle's Bowie knife.
-不是吧 -就是 - No. - Yeah.
我的委托人坐在外面的野马车里听着广播 My guy's out in the Mustang playing with the radio --
他完全不知道 he's got no idea.
富二代拿着425块现金 Rich kid comes out with $425 in cash,
还有一瓶野格酒出来 a bottle of Jagermeister.
告诉我的委托人把油门踩到底 他开心地照做了 Tells my guy to floor it. Which he does. Happily.
因为他对抢劫完全不知情 Because he's completely in the dark about the robbery.
对 但他们被抓的时候 开车的是你的委托人 Yeah, but when they pick them up, your kid is driving --
-开车的是他 -当然是他 - He's driving! - Of course he's driving.
对 Yes!
结果我的委托人被安排了公设辩护律师 My guy ends up with the public defender.
有钱小孩的家里 Rich kid's family brings in a top-dollar defense
从外州请了一位昂贵的辩护律师 你敢信吗 丹佛 from out-of-state, if you can believe it, Denver.
他们要把一切都推给我的委托人 And they're trying to dump the whole thing on my guy.
说是他的主意 It was my client's idea,
他逼着有钱小孩做的 整件事都是 he was forcing the rich kid into it -- the whole deal.
奥克利打算以重度抢劫和人身攻击起诉 Oakley's going for aggravated robbery and assault.
-奥克利 那个混蛋 -对 - Oakley? That dick. - Yeah.
但你的委托人都没进过商店 But your kid was never even inside the store!
弗莱厄蒂强制合并诉讼 Flaherty forced joinder --
但我应该可以扭转形势 but I -- I think I can make it work for us.
下个月庭审 Trial's next month.
这个很好吃 吃点吧 This was really good. Have some.
你想点什么菜吗 You want anything?
一定要尝尝 You should definitely try these.
-好吧 -不好意思 - Uh, yeah, sure. - Excuse me,
麻烦给我们拿下菜单 再来一份油炸蜜糕 can we get a menu and another order of sopaipillas?
-没问题 -谢谢 - You got it. - Thank you.
还有一个流浪女人 And then there was a homeless woman
我得把她从拘留中心里捞出来 that I had to get out of MDC.
这是另一个故事了 That's another story.
听起来今天很糟糕啊 Sounds like the day from hell.
这是我一生中最美好的一天之一 It was one of the best days of my life.
我的职业生涯中 My professional life.
你呢 How about you?
我给我俩租了车 I...rented us a car.
就是那边的福特 It's -- It's the Ford.
所以索尔·古德曼开一辆棕色福特金牛座吗 So, Saul Goodman drives a brown Ford Taurus?
业内应该叫褐灰色 Detroit calls that taupe, I believe.
你不觉得索尔·古德曼 Don't you think Saul Goodman
开的车应该更...炫 would drive something with a little more...flair?
-比如 -我说不好 - Such as...? - I don't know.
肯定是美国制造的 Definitely American-made.
浮夸的车 Something showy.
还有 索尔·古德曼有间办公室 And Saul Goodman has an office.
抓人眼球 地段绝佳 Something eye-catching, good location.
在法院边上 By the courthouse?
没错 Yeah!
一座正义的大教堂 A cathedral of justice.
好 可以 Okay. Yeah.
我们应该开始给你找找看了 We should start looking for something for you --
给"索尔" I mean for "Saul."
可以 什么时候开始 Sold! When do we start?
周六不错 Saturday's good.
那就周六了 Saturday it is.
我在想我们的第一步 I was thinking about our first move.
报复霍华德 On the Howard front.
我觉得有个办法能让矶鹞渡拿到和解费 I think there's a way to get Sandpiper settled
而且让他元气大伤 但不至于爬不起来 and leave him standing -- bruised, maybe, but still standing.
或许关键在于 不要一开始就以霍华德为切入口 Maybe the trick is, we're not working on Howard, not at first.
或许应该先从克利福德入手 Maybe we start with Cliff Main.
所以说 So, uh...
确定要这么干吗 We're doing that?
不是早就决定要干了吗 I thought we were. Aren't we?
怎么... Wh--
你觉得不应该这样做 You think we shouldn't.
我不是这个意思 Well, I-I didn't say that.
你的餐点来了 Here we are.
想好点什么了吗 Did you decide on anything?
还没 Oh, not yet.
要不先上点喝的 你们再看看 Can I get you a drink while you're thinking about it?
好 一杯可乐 谢谢 Uh, yeah. A Coke. Thanks.
-好了 可乐来了 -好的 - All right. Here you go. - Okay.
那个 So, the, uh --
霍华德的事 the Howard thing.
你想怎么搞 What -- What were you thinking?
你确定吗 You sure?
嗯 Yeah.
听听有何妨 What's the harm in listening?
好吧 Well...
节奏一定得掌握好 it has to be paced right.
动作太快 会被他们察觉 We move too fast, they'll see us coming.
而且得合情合理 And it has to make sense.
不必对簿公堂 It doesn't have to stand up in court,
但一切都必须得有合适的理由 but there has to be a reason for everything.
喂 Yeah.
我在汽车旅馆了 I'm at the motel.
除了旅馆老板娘没人看见我 No one saw me but the lady who runs it.
好 我们会想办法来接你走 Alright. We're working on getting you out.
可能要几天 It's gonna take a couple of days.
我安排好人后给你打电话 I'll call you when our guys are set up.
他们会开一辆农用汽车来 They're gonna be driving a farm truck.
开过你身边时 你就跳到车后面 When they pass you, jump in the back.
动作要快 他们不会等你 It's gonna happen fast, they're not gonna wait for you.
衣柜里有几件衣服 穿上 There's some clothes in the closet -- wear them.
那这几天怎么办 What happens between now and then?
别被人发现了 Stay out of sight.
埃拉迪奥正在悬赏你的人头 Eladio put a price on your head.
只要有人进来 就开枪 Anyone comes through that door, you shoot.
明白吗 You got it?
明白 Yeah.
给你 Here you go.
谢了 Thanks!
你搭得太高了 See, you build it too high,
你的弹珠会偏离轨道的 your marble's gonna run off the track.
还没弄好 It's not finished.
都搭好了就会成功的 When it's finished, it'll work.
好吧 Okay.
能再给倒点柠檬汽水吗 May I please have some more lemonade?
不行 你已经喝了很多了 No. You drank about a gallon already.
求你了 爷爷 Please, Pop-pop.
好吧 最后一杯 Alright. One more and that's it.
谢谢你 爷爷 Thank you, Pop-pop!
来电
三 Three.
四 Four.
五 Five.
六 Six.
等下 Oh, wait.
他们来了 There they are.
没错 Oh, yeah.
好 他们正在第四洞 Okay. They're on the fourth hole.
假设他们准备打到第九洞 Assuming they're playing nine,
你应该有四十五分钟时间 that should give you about 45 minutes safely.
你一定得教教我怎么打高尔夫 You gotta teach me to play golf.
律师应该要会打高尔夫的 A lawyer should be able to play golf.
随时都行 Any time.
你没事吧 You all right?
嗯 Yep.
小菜一碟 Piece of cake.
抱歉 先生 您是会员还是客人 Excuse me, sir. Are you a member or a guest?
我只是来参观的 I'm just here for a tour.
欢迎 Ah. Welcome.
前台就在前面 Front desk is straight ahead.
我打电话预约了参观 Hi. I called about a tour?
请跟我到会员休息区 Oh, if you'll follow me to the members' lounge?
您好 我是诺姆·韦克利 Hi. Norm Wakely.
您是来参观的吧 I understand you're in the market for a tour?
是的 索尔·古德曼 That's right. Saul Goodman.
幸会 古德曼先生 Great to meet you, Mr. Goodman.
-不用 叫我索尔就行 -好 - Ah, please, call me Saul. - Great.
索尔 参观之前您要不要来点什么 So, Saul, can I get you anything before we get started?
我们这的咖啡数一数二 The coffee here is just unbeatable.
不用了 Uh, well, I'm fine.
我喝了很多了 I'm fully caffeinated.
好吧 索尔 我们的脚下是一片神圣的土地 Well, Saul, you and I are standing on hallowed ground.
曾经有五位总统在这里打过球 Five Presidents have played on our course...
第一位是德怀特·艾森豪威尔 ...starting with Dwight D. Eisenhower.
但是我们的历史远比这个更悠久 But the story goes back even further than that --
诺姆 借一步说话 Norm, can I have a sec, please?
凯文 近来如何 Kevin, hey, how's it going?
抱歉 失陪一下 Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sure this'll just be a moment.
古德曼先生 抱歉 Mr. Goodman, I'm so sorry.
我刚想起来 其实 But I've just been reminded that, in fact,
我们的等候名单已经排到两年后了 we have a two-year waiting list.
两年啊 Two years. Wow.
但我还是可以继续参观的吧 Maybe I could, uh, go on the tour anyway,
来都来了 I mean, 'cause I'm here, just in case.
很不巧 我们暂停了参观业务 Well, unfortunately, we suspended tours.
暂时 For the moment.
连参观都不行了 You're not even giving tours?
给您带来的不便深表歉意 I apologize for the inconvenience.
如果有任何变化 我们会给您打电话的 We will be happy to call you if the situation changes.
您留电话了吧 You left your number?
我们再联系 Well, we'll be in touch.
如果有变化 If the situation changes.
给您带来的不便再次表示歉意 Again, I-I'm sorry for your time and trouble.
我们只是... 天啊 Uh, we just -- Oh, God.
有些没搞清楚 We had a few crossed wires.
那就... Well...
这样吧 okay then.
谢谢 Thank you.
-对不起 再说一句 -怎么了 - I'm sorry. One second. - Yes?
我的理解是 你本来要带我参观 Um, just so I understand, you were gonna give me a tour
然后意识到你们不需要新会员 and then you realized you don't need new members?
我们有等候名单 We have a waiting list.
但你是会籍总监 Okay, but you're the membership director,
-你应该早就知道的 -是的 - so you would have known that before. - I know.
这实在说不通 It doesn't really add up.
我进来的时候 大家都夹道欢迎 I mean, I came in, and everyone was rolling out the red carpet
结果突然之间就变了 and then, all of a sudden something changed...
我不... I don't...
古德曼先生 我 Mr. Goodman, I am the --
古德曼 姓氏 Goodman! The name.
你听到这个姓的时候 一切都变了 The second you heard it, everything turned on a dime.
通常为犹太姓氏
等候名单 Waiting list?
我认为你其实是说黑名单 I think you're talking about an exclusion list.
没关系 我早就应该知道 因为 It's okay. It's -- I should have known because, I mean, look.
这全都是白种人 It's wall to wall mayonnaise in here!
你们要是想限制入会 So, you know, listen, if you're gonna be restricted,
起码有胆量明说 have the courage to say so.
-没有针对... -就是有 同志们 - There's no question of... - Here it is, folks!
反犹太主义 阿尔布开克活生生的例子 Anti-Semitism! Alive and well right here in Albuquerque.
先生 我们这有很多犹太会员 Sir, we have many Jewish members --
很好 那就是犹太名额满了 Oh, good. Well, you met your quota then.
干得漂亮 Gold star for you.
等等 Hold on!
这绝对是我这辈子听到的 That's gotta be the biggest load of horse crap
最扯淡的话 I've ever heard in my life.
滚回娘胎去 管你自称麦吉尔 Go crawl back in your hole, McGill or Goodman,
还是古德曼呢 whatever you're calling yourself.
你到底打什么主意 What're you up to, anyway?
又在盘算什么诉讼圈套 Ginning up another one of your put-up job lawsuits,
你个两面三刀 敲诈勒索 聚敛钱财的王八蛋 you two-faced, blackmailing, money-grubbing son-of-a-bitch --
暗指犹太人贪财
聚敛钱财 "Money-grubbing!"
这可不兴大声说啊 You're saying the quiet part out loud, I think.
先生们 能小声点交谈吗 Gentlemen, can we just keep the volume down?
你清楚得很我不是这个意思 You know damn well that's not what I meant --
都这个年头了 In this day and age?
我早就希望我们能过了这一遭 I had hoped and prayed we'd be beyond this.
你根本就不是什么犹太人 You're 'bout as Jewish as my Aunt Fannie --
五千年了 却从未停止 Five thousand years and it never ends.
看吧 暴力 Here it is -- violence!
总是以暴力收场 It always comes to this!
沃弛泰尔先生 拜托 Mr. Wachtell, please!
走吧 凯文 Come on, Kev.
去死吧 你个撒谎精 Go to hell, you lying sack of shit.
先生 古德曼先生 我不知道该说什么好 Sir, Mr. Goodman... I don't know what to say.
-这真不是... -我不会当这里的会员了 - That is not -- - I wouldn't be a member here.
今天遇到这种事 I wouldn't walk through those doors again
我再也不会进你们的门了 after what happened to me here today.
你们至少有卫生间能让我用一下吗 Do you at least have a bathroom that I could use,
我都这么惨了... seeing as how my --
这种压力会让我的憩室炎发作 Stress like that is hell on my diverticulitis.
男士更衣室最近 The men's locker room is the closest.
往那边直走就是 It's straight through there.
允许我进去吗 And I would be allowed to go in there?
当然可以 Yes. Of course.
你得知道我不怪你 I want you to know I don't blame you personally.
你只是按吩咐办事 I know you're just following orders.
没事了 大伙儿 我这就走 It's okay, folks! I'm leaving.
一切安好 All is well.
-上午好 先生 -上午好 - Good morning, sir. - Morning.
该死 该死 该死 Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
真不是我干的 但你们有个马桶... I swear it's nothing I did, but, uh, one of your toilets is --
我来处理 先生 I'll take care of it, sir.
好的 中间那个 Okay. It's the middle one.
-你肯定找得到 -好 没问题 先生 - You can't miss it. - Yeah. No -- No problem, sir!
霍华德·哈姆林 227
他们要回来了 行动中止
227 227.
我输定了 霍华德 你给了我个痛快 I was losing, Howard. You put me out of my misery.
你还是有翻盘可能的 Well, you might not have lost.
你挥杆很有力 Your swing was good.
跟我们上次交手差不多 No better than last time we played.
那就保持低头 你会进步的 Well, keep your head down, you'll get better.
好吧 话说你最近疯狂招人的举动 Anyway, on the topic of your hiring binge --
算不上疯狂吧 Hardly a "Binge."
那你怎么形容 What would you call it?
我这叫"审慎扩张" I'd call it "Prudent expansion."
我们不会挖走你们的律师 We're not headhunting any of your associates,
-如果你担心的是这个 -行吧 - if that's what you're worried about. - Okay.
-要毛巾吗 -好啊 - Need a towel? - Sure.
咱们私下说一句 Listen, on the QT,
对任何横向招聘 我都会格外小心 I'd be particularly careful with any lateral hires...
你是说谁来着 You talking about what's-his-name,
田纳西州来的那个人吗 the guy from Tennessee?
你有听说什么吗 You hear something?
没啥特别的 反正"信任可以 但得核实" Nothing I'd care to repeat. Just "Trust, but verify."
有道理 Fair enough.
-霍华德 -怎么了 - Howard...? - What?
这不可能啊... This can't be...
看上去就是啊 Sure looks like it.
真的吗 Really?
很不幸 这不是我第一次看见这东西了 Not the first time I've seen one of those. Unfortunately.
那是从哪来的 Well, where did it come from?
不是刚从你的柜子里掉出来的吗 Didn't it just fall out of your locker?
怎么会呢 I don't see how...
不会是其他会员的吧... You don't think one of the members could have...
也有可能是员工 Maybe somebody on staff.
人呢 快出来啊 快点啊 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
我的天 Oh, my G--
你都干什么去了 Where were you?
晚点再告诉你 他们出来了 I'll tell you later. Here they come.
他们发现了吗 Did they find it?
发现了 Yes.
他们要是发现那是婴儿爽身粉怎么办 What if they figure out it's baby powder?
不会的 They won't.
我们可能反被聪明误了 I think maybe we outsmarted ourselves.
这个做法可能…太微妙了 Maybe this was all... too subtle.
不 不微妙 Nope. Not too subtle.
正好 Perfect.
距美国边境
好了 动作快点 抓紧时间 伙计们 Andale. Chop, chop. We don't got all day, folks.
两千块 Dos mil.
什么时候出发
该出发时就出发了
给我一分钟 I'm gonna need a minute.
我们可没有义务等你 Nobody's waiting for you, big stuff.
别这样 友好一点 Come on. Be nice.
你好 宁静小屋疗养院 Hello. Casa Tranquila.
下午好 接线员 Buenas tardes, recepcion?
抱歉 我去找会说西班牙语的人来 I'm sorry. Let me get someone who speaks Spanish.
不 不用 我可以说英语 Oh, no, no. No problem.
我只是想跟你们的一位住户说话 I would just like to speak to one of your residents,
如果可以的话 if I may.
赫克托 你醒着吗 Hector, are you awake?
又有你的电话了 You have another telephone call.
叔叔
叔叔 你能听见吗
你能听出我的声音吧
他们告诉你我遇袭的事了 对吗
就让他们继续以为我死了 这样比较好
是那个卖炸鸡的
雇佣兵闯进我家时 他这个懦夫就躲在美国
我家啊 叔叔
去他妈的博尔萨 去他妈的埃拉迪奥
我要去美国
我要折磨他 就像你教我的那样
然后再杀了他
怎么了
赫克托 Hector?
不好意思 但是赫克托好像有点生气 Excuse me, I'm so sorry, but Hector seems a little upset.
抱歉 我只是... Yeah, sorry. Um, I'm just --
我在跟他说家里的事 有好事 也有坏事 I'm sharing a bit of family news, some good, some bad.
能让他继续接听吗 Would you mind putting him back on?
马上就说完 It'll only be a minute.
当然 Of course.
叔叔
怎么 你有别的想法吗
好 我们看看
A B C D
E F G H
I J K L
M N Ñ O P
P
对吗
好 Okay.
下一个
A B C... A, b, c...
L M N Ñ... L, M, N, Ñ...
U
证据
你是想说这个吗 证据
叔叔 我没有证据
我在美国监视了他好几个月 跟着他的人
但什么都没发现
等一下
有证据
我知道去哪找
再见 叔叔
我们很快就会见面
我改变主意了 我不去了 I changed my mind. I'm not going.
所以呢 And?
所以把我的钱退给我 And you give me back my money.
不退钱 混蛋 There's no refunds, asshole.
我跟你说过了 I told you.
友好一点 Be nice.
朋友们... Amigos...
抱歉 但你们得另想办法去美国了
阿婆... Abuela...
把钱退给大家
小心点 Con cuidado.
距美国边境