哥们 拜托 咱聊聊 Guys, c'mon, talk to me!
说话呀 拜托 Habla, por favor?
我是律师 iYo soy abogado!
律师 律师 !Abogado! !Abogado!
该死 你们早就知道了 Crap, you already knew that.
天啊 朋友们 Jesus, fellas?
也不必如此吧 There's a better way to do this!
有人吗 Hello?!
怎么 怎么还开始越野了 Why are we -- why are we going off-road?
不管是要干什么 能不能... Whatever this is, can we please -
别在沙漠里 don't do it in the desert!
除了沙漠哪都行 Anywhere but the desert!
天啊 我快要吐了 Oh, God, I'm gonna be sick.
这事 我们...我们可以解决 This, we can -- we can fix this.
不管是什么问题 没有钱解决不了的 Whatever the problemo, we can fix it with dinero.
很多钱 Mucho dinero.
很多 很多 很多钱 Mucho, mucho, mucho dinero.
拜托 求你们了 C'mon, please.
你们其中一个 一个人说话就行 One of you, just one of you talk.
谈谈 Habla.
拜托 趁还没犯下错误 C'mon, before mistakes are made.
拜托 咱谈谈 哥们 C'mon, talk to me, guys, huh?
求你们了 告诉我你们想要什么 Please, c'mon, just tell me what you want!
天啊 Geez!
不 不 不 Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
不要 不是我 No! It wasn't me!
是伊格纳西奥 是他指使的 It was Ignacio! He's the one!
绝命律师 第六季第十一集
你们不能往水槽里扔大麻粒和大麻梗 You can't put seeds and stems in the sink.
扔什么东西 Put what or what?
大麻粒和大麻梗 Seeds and stems.
你们不能往下水道里扔 You can't put them down the drain.
我们才没扔呢 Uh, we didn't do that.
那这是什么 Then what's this?
就是下水道杂碎 Regular sink stuff.
就算你们想扔 Listen, if you're gonna do this shit,
至少顺马桶冲走 at least flush it down the toilet,
-别扔水槽里 -你又不是我妈 - not the sink. - W-What're you, my mom?
我们这里没有毒品 We don't have drugs here.
你不信我们 You don't believe us.
她不相信我们 She doesn't believe us.
你们日上三竿才起来 You sleep past noon
也没有什么正当工作 and you don't seem to have regular employment.
况且 你们满屋子臭气熏天 Plus, your whole place smells like a skunk's butthole.
水槽还满是大麻粒和大麻梗 Also, your sink is full of stems and seeds.
行了 行了 女毒枭 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look, narca,
我们不吸毒 we're not doing drugs,
不用疑神疑鬼的 so stop trying to cast, y'know...
诽谤 aspersions.
女毒枭 Narca?
对 女毒枭 女版毒枭 Yeah. "Narca." The feminine version of "Narco."
词形变化太大了 Conjugate much?
我走了 I gotta go.
弄完之后把皮搋子放门外就行 Just leave the plunger outside the door when you're done.
可是 这还堵着呢 哥们 But uh...it's still clogged, dude.
你们自己弄吧 哥们 You do it, dude.
等等 你要去哪 Hold up, where you goin'?
大姐 我们付房租了 Yo, lady, we pay rent.
你们自己就能弄 You can do it.
上上下下动动手很简单 It's a simple up and down motion,
你们很熟练 like you're used to.
威廉·奥克利律师事务所 相信经验 相信奥克利
好了 好了 Okay. Okay.
好了 Okay.
加油站
-喂 -很好 你来了 太好了 - Yeah. - Oh, good. You're there. Great.
太好了 Great.
没有跟踪盯梢的吧 Unencumbered by curious eyes and ears, I'm guessing.
有就不会接电话了 Wouldn't've picked up otherwise.
没错 很好 Right. Excellent.
好吧 那么 Um, okay. Well, then.
说吧 Lay it on me.
该办的事先办了 First things first.
不行 我们说好"后付款"的 No. I-I believe we agreed "After."
-我挂了 -行 行 行 - I'm hanging up. - Okay! Okay, then!
天啊 我... Geez, I --
如果你...如果你面向电话 Okay, if you're -- if you're facing the phone,
向右转90度 直走 turn right 90 degrees and, uh, walk straight.
你会看到土里有几块混凝土碎块 You'll see some pieces of broken concrete in the dirt.
把长得像新泽西州的那块拽出来 Just pull back the one that's kinda shaped like New Jersey.
新泽西州 New Jersey?
戴着土耳其毯帽的阿尔弗雷德·希区柯克 Alfred Hitchcock in a fez.
你懂就行 Whatever.
把那块往后拽 Just pull that one back,
你会看见一个易拉罐拉环 and you'll see a, um, soda can tab.
上面系着一根钓鱼线 It's got a fishing line tied to it.
顺着那条线走 Follow that line,
就来到了一根旧水管 it'll take you to an old water line.
继续拽那根线 And just keep pulling the string,
就能拿到我答应你的东西了 and you'll get what I promised.
-好了 -太好了 都在那吗 - Okay. - Great. Was it all there?
没被老鼠啃了什么的 I mean, the rats didn't eat it or anything?
都在 It's all here.
好了 那么 告诉我 有多危险 Okay, well, uh, tell me, how hot?
-有多危险 -对 - How hot? - Yeah.
还是有人跟踪我 Well... I still get followed.
不像最开始出事的时候那样频繁 Not as often as when the shit first hit the fan,
但还是能看到他们 but I still see them.
我的信件被拆开 My mail gets opened.
每次用家里的电话都有异响 My phone at home clicks whenever I use it.
大师买农场也不管用吗 So the maestro buying the farm didn't change anything?
是的 可能反而帮了倒忙 No. If anything, it made it worse.
斯凯勒·怀特跟检方达成了协议 Skyler White got her deal.
没落网的只有你和平克曼了 So the only ones left to go after are you and Pinkman.
我听说他们在南部边境找到了他的车 And I heard they found his car down at the border,
永别了 瘾君子 so, adiós, dope head.
所以他们还在抓我 Oh, so they're still into me.
好吧 Well...
你知道美甲店的情况吗 Hey, what do you know about the nail salons?
美甲店没了 Nail salons are gone.
全没了吗 Wha-- Gone? All of them?
是 Yep.
那售货机呢 What about the vending machines?
-没了 -天啊 - Gone. - Jesus.
别告诉我 激光游戏厅呢 Ah, don't tell me... Laser tag?
探员都找到了 索尔 Feds found it all, Saul.
怎么找到的 But how?
我藏了一道又一道 It was shells within shells!
去他的 Damn it!
我去他的 Damn it, okay...
好吧 Okay.
如果说 要是有 Hey, oh, what if -- Let's say there was
海外账户呢 安提瓜岛和巴布达岛 an overseas account, um, Antigua and Barbuda --
虎鱼公司 Tigerfish Corporation.
-什么 -虎鱼公司 - What? - Tigerfish Corporation.
八十五万 我告诉探员了 $850k? I gave it to the feds.
什么 你为什么那么做 You did what?! Why would you do that?!
-通话时间到 -我去他的 - Time has expired. - God damn it!
-请投币 -你让我 - Please deposit... - You -- You put my name
当空壳公司的董事 on the board of a fictional corporation,
我只好供出来 我没得选 I had to give it up. I didn't really have a choice.
反倒是你该提前说一声吧 A-And a heads up would've been nice, by the way.
都没了 So I-it's gone?
全都没了 It's all gone?
那些混蛋拿走了一切 Those sons-a-bitches took everything?
除了你手上的 Except what you took with you.
我猜那也不是小数目 And I'm guessing that wasn't chump change.
好吧 Yeah. Well...
好吧 Well.
-那就这样了 -慢着 慢着 - Guess that's it. - Wait, wait, wait.
别啊 我刚投了几个25分 C'mon, I just put more quarters in.
你就不能 怎么说呢 Can't you just -- I don't know --
给我点内幕消息 Gimme the lowdown.
-没有其他消息了 -不可能 - There's nothing else. - Well, that's not true.
过了这么久了 别啊 After all this time? C'mon.
跟我说说情况 Just fill me in.
库比呢 What -- Um, how's Kuby?
不知道 No idea.
好吧 那修尔呢 Alright, how about Huell?
修尔 Huell.
回新奥尔良老家了吧 I guess back home in New Orleans.
毒品管制局以欺诈之类的罪名拘留他 DEA held him under false pretenses or something,
我听说的情况就是他没坐牢 so last I heard, he walked.
很好 那丹尼呢 Good. Um, how about Danny?
还有艾拉 Or, uh, or Ira?
有他俩的消息吗 I mean, any word on those two guys?
你那里有网络吗 They have Internet where you are?
来 跟我说说 Well, just, c'mon, give me something.
肯定有些新消息 There's gotta be some news.
记得比尔·奥克利吗 Er, remember Bill Oakley?
他换边了 He switched sides.
他出柜了吗 He came out, huh?
不 他不是同性恋 No, he's not gay.
他现在是辩护律师了 He's a defense attorney now.
那你呢 Well, I mean, what about you?
你怎么样 How are you doin'?
我很好 Oh, I'm just great.
兰尼埃三世亲王[摩纳哥君主 格蕾丝·凯莉丈夫]求婚了 Prince Rainier proposed.
私人飞机周四带我们去王宫 The private jet is taking us to the palace on Thursday.
好吧 Yeah. Okay.
我想就这样了 Well, I guess that's it, then.
我有接到一通电话 I did get one call.
出事以后 After everything went down.
金 Kim.
问了我的情况 Checking in on me.
真的假的 No kidding?
提起了你 Your name came up.
问你还活着吗 Asked if you were alive.
她问起了我 She asked about me?
你怎么说的 What did you tell her?
什么都没说 Nothing.
但她问起了 But she asked?
对 Yep.
行 Oh, okay. Well...
我想 Uh, I guess...
该说再见了 this is goodbye.
喂 喂 Hello? Hello?
电话 大块头派特餐厅 全天供应早餐
你好 我要查个佛州的号码 Hi, I need a number in Florida.
泰特斯维尔 Titusville.
棕榈海岸洒水器 Palm Coast Sprinklers.
在一条路上 It's on a road, um...
路名是某种鱼 It's named after a fish.
大海鲢路 没错 Tarpon Road, right.
能帮我接通吗 Uh, well, can you put me through?
我 I'll --
再说一遍 多少钱 Say again, how much?
行 Okay.
我找金·韦克斯勒 I'm looking for Kim Wexler.
她应该在那儿工作 I believe she works there.
又一个好笑的 Another good one.
杰夫 看看有稀客[猫把什么叼回来了] Oh, hey, Jeffie! Look what the cat dragged in!
你好啊 吉恩 Hey. Hey. Gene.
你好 你妈妈正给我看你送她的电脑呢 Yeah. Your mom was just showing me this computer you bought her.
他买给我 Yeah, well, he -- he got it for me,
但我根本不知道怎么用 and I didn't know what the hell to do with it,
不过你看 吉恩教我 but, uh, look... Gene showed me.
只要点这个框框 You -- You go to the box up here...
然后输入"搞笑猫咪视频" Mm-hmm....and then you type in "Funny cat videos,"
只需要输入"搞笑猫咪视频" I mean, that's it, just "Funny cat videos."
就会出现很多搞笑猫咪视频 These funny cat videos just pop up!
你看这个视频 快看 Look at this one. Look, look.
猫咪在吃雪糕 Cat eating an ice cream.
你能相信吗 Can you believe it?
这就像《笑笑小电影》那个节目 It's like "America's Funniest Home Videos,"
只不过你是主持人 but you get to be the host.
很厉害对不对 Ooh, wouldn't that be something?
杰夫 Hey, uh, Jeffie,
拿几个杯子 倒点杜松子酒 get some glasses, and we can pour the ol' Schnapps, huh?
好 Yeah.
我想着她有台电脑也挺好的 I thought a computer would be good for her, you know?
当时在打折 It was on sale.
一点都不贵 Not a... big buy at all.
我觉得棒极了 Well, I think it's great.
我常说要孝顺妈妈 Treat your mom right, that's what I say.
玛丽恩 Hey, Marion...Hm?
不如你在这看猫咪视频 ...how about, uh, we leave you to the cat videos,
我和杰夫把酒带走喝 and Jeff and I take our drink to go?
你的车能发动吗 I mean, is that car running?
我很想去看一看 I'd love to take a gander.
走吧 C'mon.
好的 Okay.
我发誓 我只买了电脑这一样值钱货 I swear, the computer's the one big thing I bought,
而且根本没多贵 and it's not even that much.
是打折的旧型号 It's a -- It's an old model on discount.
没人向外人透露过什么 And nobody said nothing to nobody --
我没有 巴迪也没有 n-not me, not Buddy.
我们按你说的 如常过日子 Living our lives like normal, just like you said.
-别说话了 -但我想... - Stop talking. - But I want to --
杰夫 闭嘴 Jeff. Stop talking.
我要你回答几个问题 I need you to answer some questions.
首先 你值夜班 对吗 First up, you have a night shift, right?
你是指在出租车公司的大夜班 对 You mean the graveyard shift? At the cab company? Yeah.
几点到几点 What are the hours?
有晚上9点到早上6点的 还有0点到9点的 They got a 9:00-to-6:00, a midnight-to-9:00.
-问这个干嘛 -上9点到6点那一班 - Why? - Get on the 9:00-to-6:00.
之后我们得弄一些巴比妥类药物 After that, we need to get our hands on some barbiturates.
什么 What?
你在开玩笑吗 You're shitting me?!
拿那些药来做什么 What're we gonna do with them?
你之前明明说"我们洗手不干了" But you said, "We're done."
还说路上见到你 You said, "Cross to the other side of the street"
要"过个马路绕着你走" if I see you coming.
这么说我们要重操旧业 So we're back in business?
太好了 Oh, hell, yeah.
*水手说 "布兰蒂 你是个好姑娘* *The sailor said, "Brandy, you're a fine girl"*
*你会是一名贤娇妻* *What a good wife you would be*
*但我的人生与热爱 均已献给大海"* *But my life, my love, and my lady is the sea*
*晚上 酒吧打烊后* *At night, when the bars close down*
*布兰蒂独自穿过寂静的小镇* *Brandy walks through a silent town*
*她爱上了一个漂泊在外的男人* *And loves a man who's not around*
*她耳边仍回响着他那句话* *She can still hear him say*
-*她听到他说 "布兰蒂* -布兰蒂 - *She hears him say, "Brandy..."* - Brandy!
*你是个好姑娘* *"...you're a fine girl"*
-*你会是一名贤娇妻* -我很乐意 - *What a good wife you would be* - Con gusto!
*但我的人生与热爱 均已献给大海* *But my life, my love, my lady is the sea*
他居然真的唱了 He did that.
好吧 Well.
亲眼看到兴登堡号飞艇坠落 That must've been what it would be like
估计就是这种感觉吧 if you watched the Hindenberg go down.
但这更痛苦 对吧 But worse, am I right?
-你很乐意不是吗 -乐意 - Yeah, well, with gusto, right? - Gusto.
-愿赌服输 -很乐意 - A bet's a bet. - With gusto!
不如再赌一把怎么样 Hey, what do you say we go again?
赌注加码 Up the stakes?
这次输的人要裸上身上台唱歌 Loser has to sing with his shirt off this time --
不不不 不赌了 No, no, no. No more bets, okay?
我一次都没赢过 C'mon, I haven't been right once.
怎么了 老哥 Aw, what's the matter, wittle fella,
你没赢过吗 you haven't been wight once?
一次都没有 Not once?
麻烦再给我们一点花生 Hey, can we get more peanuts?
拜托 维克多 C'mon, Viktor!
别那么怂 Don't be a wuss.
我没怂 I'm not a wuss.
没错 你不怂 That's right. You're not.
你得相信自己 兄弟 You -- You gotta believe in yourself, little buddy.
我们再赌一把 就一把 Let's do one more bet. One more bet. One more bet.
-来吧 -不赌了 - C'mon, c'mon. - No. No more.
-来吧 -别再放柠檬块到我鼻子上 - C'mon, c'mon. - No more lemon wedges on my nose,
也别再玩变硬币魔术和牙签谜题了 no more trick coins, no more toothpick puzzles.
我根本不擅长 I-I'm not good at this.
维克多 Viktor.
这次很简单 This is an easy one.
你比我更快拿到这张百元钞 Now, you grab the hundo before I do,
这钱就归你 you get to keep it.
我先拿到百元钞的话 下一轮酒你请 I grab the hundo first, you buy another round.
只有一条规则 我动了你才能动 Only rule is: you can't move until I move.
但我比你更靠近纸钞 Yeah, but I'm -- I'm so much closer to it.
简直像白送我一样 It's like giving me the money.
那你同意赌这一把吗 So you want to take the bet?
好 我同意 Yeah, I'll take it.
妈的 Oh, son of a bitch!
你输了 大傻子 You lose, sucker.
再来一轮酒 麻烦你了 Another round, good man,
还是我朋友请客 once again courtesy of my little friend.
好了好了 Alright, alright...
你真有意思 You're fun.
谢谢 Gracias.
你很不错 维克多 You know, you're alright, Viktor.
真希望能知道你是怎么做到的 Yeah, I just wish I knew how you did it.
你看 Well, you see,
我有很多才能 I'm a man of many talents
而你却没什么才能 and you are a man of very few.
开玩笑的 Kidding!
我开玩笑呢 可能吧 Kidding. Maybe.
每次她都预料不到 无一例外 Every time -- Every time, she'll never see it coming.
是啊 Yeah.
是啊 Shh -- yeah...
我得呼吸一下夜里的新鲜空气 I need some night air.
嗯 Well.
慢点 Easy.
来了辆出租车 Looks like one of our cabs is here.
打个赌吧 谁赢了谁先走 I'll bet you for it.
不 我不打赌了 No! No bets.
来吧 听我说 很简单 C'mon, now, hear me out. It's simple.
别怂啊 Don't be such a pussy baby.
看 Look... Wapsssh!
什么 What?
简单得不能再简单了 Simple as simple can be.
把这盒火柴放在手背上不掉 Balance this book of matches on the back of your hand
保持十秒 for 10 seconds.
就这么简单 然后这辆出租车就是你的了 That's it, and the cab's yours.
我付车钱 I'll even pay for it.
你肯定会打我一拳之类的 You're just gonna punch me or something...
不 我保证 我的手不碰你身体 No, I promise. My hands won't touch your body.
我也不会吹掉它 And I won't blow it off the back of your hand.
真的吗 Really?
我的身体不碰你 My body will not touch your body
也不碰火柴 or the matches.
好吧 Fine.
我总得赢一次吧 I gotta win one, right?
好了 Alright.
你说得对 确实 That's right -- you do.
好了 Okay, now.
跟我倒数 Count with me.
十 10...
-九 八 -九 八 - 9...8... - 9...8...
天啊 天啊 Jesus! Jesus!
你输了 Loser!
下次见 伙计 I'll see you around next time, pal.
真好玩 This was fun!
对了 维克多 And, Viktor,
火柴你留着吧 you can keep the matches.
*真是个好姑娘* *What a fine girl*
你叫车了吗 You call for a ride?
不用了 Nah. I'm good.
你还好吗 You okay back there?
嗯 我很好 Yeah. I'm fine.
喝了好多酒 还吃了不少坚果 Got a lotta booze and, uh, nuts in my mouth.
我这儿有水 你可以喝 I got water here, if you want.
免费的 On the house.
357号车 你怎么样 Car 3-5-7, what's your status?
357号车 Yeah, car 3-5-7,
我还有10分钟 I'm about 10 minutes away from my drop
就把乘客送到德尔玛街17号 at, uh, 17 Del Mar Place.
357号 跑完这一单后去机场 3-5-7, head to the airport when you're done.
收到 Copy that.
你还好吧 先生 You doing okay, sir?
我很好 Yeah. I'm fine.
你走吧 Hey, you can go,
我不会再加小费了 I'm not giving you another tip.
没问题 先生 No problem, sir.
希望你感觉好一些 Feel better.
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这是什么地方 What the hell is this?
简直像是詹姆斯·惠尔[《科学怪人》导演]的巡回路演 It's like...James Whale's travelling road show in here.
管你说的是谁呢 Whoever the hell that is.
冰船倒是真的到处跑 The Crystal Ship definitely travels.
等等 你说什么到处跑 I'm sorry, you said the "What" travels?
冰船 我是这么叫它的 Crystal Ship. It's what I call this thing --
行了 没什么 不许提细节 Alright. Never mind, just -- No details.
我们雇他干活 保持这种简单关系就好 We're paying him to do a job, let's just leave it at that.
不许提细节 伙计们 No details? Look, fellas, that --
你们给我的那些钱 that money you put in my pocket --
不仅够雇我干活 that doesn't just extend to this job.
而且我作为你们的律师 要保守你们的一切秘密 That will get you attorney/client privilege on -- on all matters.
不许提细节 No. Details.
看看这布置 Look at this set-up.
你们俩像开雪糕车一样 I -- What -- You two drive around like Mr. Softee,
把毒品卖给好孩子们 scooping out drugs for all the good boys and girls?
不 我们不在这里卖 No, we don't deal from here.
我说了不许提细节 I said "No details."
这家伙就站在制毒室跟前 Dude's standing in front of a meth lab,
他难道还看不出来吗 it's not like he ain't gonna put two-and-two together.
他只需要知道最基本的 He is on a need-to-know basis.
我本来不想露脸的 Ohh. I didn't wanna show my face,
这个他需要知道吗 did he need to know that?
所以你们不止分销 So, you're not just distribution.
你们搞的是一条龙 You're the whole freakin' package.
蓝货就是你俩制出来的 You two actually make the blue stuff.
就在这 Here?
太了不起了 That's amazing.
-能不能别碰 -看看这个 - Can you not... touch - I mean, look at this.
我养过鱼 这可以当它的度假屋 I had a fish that could've used this as a vacation home.
但你们用这个来制货 对吗 But you're using it to make the goods, huh?
对 那是个圆底烧瓶 Yeah. That's a, uh, round-bottom flask.
对吗 Right?
圆底的 Round-bottom?
这是个烧瓶 蒸馏用的 It's a flask. For distilling.
你打碎了就没用了 It won't be if you break it.
请你把它放下来 Now, please, put it down.
好吧 如果蓝货是你们制出来的 Okay, so, if you cook the blue stuff,
那你就相当于疯狂科学家的小助手 then that means you're Igor.
而你... And -- And that makes you --
你就是海森堡本人 You're Heisenberg.
跟我说说 你们用这种装置 Hey, tell me -- How -- How much product
能做多少货出来 can you churn out with a setup like this?
够了 不要再问问题了 No, we're done, we're done with the questions.
提问的只能是我们 We ask the questions.
你只有一个任务 就一个 You have a job, one job,
我还是不知道你要怎么完成 and I still don't understand how you're going to pull it off.
听我说 等一切事情都安排妥当后 Listen, when I get all my ducks in a row,
我会在办公室给你出一份PPT的 I'll give you a PowerPoint down at the office.
不过在那之前 先把说好的钱拿来 好吗 But until then, just -- just bring what we talked about, okay?
别担心 我会搞定的 And don't worry, I'm gonna make it work.
那就是说八万块只是谈判的起点 I'm taking the $80,000 as a starting point for negotiation.
随你怎么想 不过就是这个价了 Take it any way you want, but that's the price.
副驾是我的了 And, uh I'm callin' shotgun.
我来开 I will drive.
行行行 那我就站着吧 Oh, yeah, sure, I'll just stand, I guess.
混蛋 Dick.
至少你不会像去年圣诞节的火腿一样 At least you won't be rolling around like the last Christmas ham
在货车的后面滚来滚去 in the back of the delivery truck.
你瞧我 You know, I --
我膝盖不好 I've got bad knees...
而且你们可能把我的肩袖搞伤了 ...think you might've messed up my rotator cuff.
算你们走运 我没找你们要按摩师的钱 You're lucky I'm not charging you for my chiropractor.
她很贵的 She's expensive
但是所有伤病她都能调理 but she adjusts everything.
该死 Damn it.
倒车的时候得踩油门 You gotta give it some gas when you're backing up.
我踩了 力道也正好 I gave it the proper amount of gas.
难怪车子现在在动了 I guess that's why we're moving, then.
只不过是空转太久了 Look, it just was idling too long.
会启动的 It'll start.
让我来开不就没事了 Oh, you shoulda just let me drive, yo.
现在换谁来开都一样 Look, nothing would be different in this moment
你慌里慌张只会导致发动机淹缸 except you panicking and flooding the engine.
狗屁 Bullshit.
我本来挺喜欢看你俩演小品 Fellas, I was enjoying the Laurel and Hardy vibe,
但我不喜欢看到别人吵架 but I'm not such a fan of the Bickersons.
现在可以载我回办公室了吗 Now, can you get me back to my office?
你们希望我能有所施展 就得让我回去准备准备 I-I got work to do if you want me to make some magic.
坐着等一会就好了 We just need to sit a moment.
这样就行了 That's all.
空转太久 燃油泵会过热 When it idles too long, the fuel pump overheats,
所以现在只需等它冷却下来 and so we just need to let it cool down.
话说 So.
拉罗是谁 Who's Lalo?
谁 Who?
拉罗 Lalo.
你之前以为我们是拉罗派来的 You thought some dude named Lalo sent us.
吓了个半死 You seemed pretty freaked out.
我在道上没听说过拉罗 I never heard of no Lalo on the street.
不是什么人 It's nobody.
你要再发动试试吗 Hey, are you gonna try that again, 'cause --
不然一千年以后 他们就会发现 or are they gonna find us, you know, buried in a sandstorm
我们被沙暴埋在地下了 a thousand years from now?
拜托 Just please.
好极了 Bravo.
我附议 I second that.
让我给你一条免费建议 And let me give you two free words of advice.
做个保养吧 Jiffy Lube.
坐好了 Hold on.
按摩大师
你从哪看来的 Where did you read that?
《傻瓜个人理财》上吗 "Personal Finance for Dummies"?
难道是错的吗 I mean, is it wrong?
错得离谱 Yeah. Big time.
不要把所有鸡蛋放在一个篮子里 天才 Don't put all your eggs in one basket, genius.
是我叫的车 Yeah, this is mine.
-要喝水吗 -好的 谢谢 - How about a water? - Sure. Thanks.
想知道我的秘诀吗 You wanna know my trick?
玩自己的 Play your own game,
不要太在意别人买入什么 don't get caught up with what the other guys are buying.
就像那句话说的 Like the man says,
潮水退去前 永远不知道是谁在裸泳 you never know who's swimming nude until the tide goes out.
也许是吧 I guess.
但是 我觉得在金融这块 But, I mean, with this financial stuff,
有幕后黑手 it feels like the game is rigged.
赢的总是那些大人物 The big guys always win.
真希望我能反驳 维克托 但我还真不能 Well... I wish I could disagree with you, Viktor, but I can't.
欺诈肯定是有的 There is definitely dishonesty.
但我相信绝大部分人都是守规矩的 But the majority, I believe, are straight shooters.
不过 像安然 世通骗局的 Now, the -- the folks responsible for, uh,
幕后主谋 Enron, WorldCom...
马多夫那种骗子 Madoff and his ilk...
我相信地狱肯定会给他们 ...I gotta believe there's a special place in Hell
-留个位置的 -可不是 - for those people. - Yeah.
但以我的经验来看 那都是例外 But...in my experience, that's the exception.
不能让几颗老鼠屎坏了一锅粥 Y-You can't let a few bad apples spoil it for the rest of us.
事实上 In fact --
抱歉 Sorry.
这药丸看着像是国外的 Those look exotic.
我也经历过这个阶段 I-I went through that phase.
市面上的维生素我全都吃过 I took every vitamin there was.
你猜我为了保住脑袋上的头发 Hey, guess how many pills I took
吃过多少药 to try to keep the hair on my head.
效果"好"极了 Worked like a charm.
你吃药是因为什么 What are those for?
癌症 Cancer.
抱歉 Sorry.
严重吗 Uh, is it, uh -- is it bad?
反正不是随便就能治好的 Well, it ain't the good kind.
来吧 再喝点 这杯我请 C'mon. More drinks. This one's on me.
麻烦再上两杯酒 Get two more here, please?
虽然这不关我的事 但是... Hey, uh, it's none of my business, but, um...
你不该喝酒的吧 should you be drinkin'?
人只活一次 You only go around once.
这话不错 You got that right.
你真的不上这辆车吗 维克 You sure you don't want to take this one, Vik?
-我可以等等 -不用 你去吧 - I can wait. - No. It's all you.
那行 Ah, okay.
说吧 什么消息 Feed me, what do we got?
-你吃鱼油了吗 -吃了 - You remember to take your fish oil? - I did.
-维B-12呢 -吃了 - B-12? - Did it.
-L-精氨酸 -都吃了 说吧 - L-arginine? - Got 'em all. Next.
你得在四点前提交汉普尔的上诉状 You're supposed to file that appellate brief for Hemple by 4:00.
糟了 Crap.
你能放下你手中的旅游杂志 Could you put down the travel magazine
-帮我弄下吗 -我又不是律师助理 索尔 - and help with that? - Not a paralegal, Saul.
先不说了 你十二点半的预约刚到 Anyway, your 12:30 just walked in.
很好 让他进来 Aces. Send him in.
请进 阳光帅哥 Enter, Sunshine.
用你的光照耀我这寒冷黑暗的世界吧 Cast some light into my cold, dark world.
我们这儿正计着时呢 Hello? You're on the clock, right?
有什么信息请随时说 So give with the info anytime.
等你完事再说 When you're done.
我可以一心多用 说吧 No, I can multitask, please.
你不把那个莫名其妙的东西关掉 I'm not gonna talk to you while you're on...
我是不会跟你说话的 whatever that is.
前总统林登·约翰逊都是在拉屎的时候 You know, LBJ used to have his underlings give him reports
听下属汇报的 while he was on the shitter.
反正要么我走 Well, either I'm gonna leave,
要么我就用脚踩扁你的头 or I'm gonna put my foot in your skull.
好吧 Fine.
不过你真该试试 But you should try one of these.
你走起路来就像是 You walk like Frankenstein
被外星人探查过的科学怪人 after he was probed by aliens.
我可以送你一台 I can get you one.
对你体内的气有奇效 It'd do wonders for your chi.
来吧 快说吧 Let's go, lay it on me.
好 首先 Alright. First.
这是你要调查的德妮丝·盖布勒太太 There's your Mrs. Denise Gabler.
她的确是有外遇了 She's cheating, alright.
弯软型的啊 Limber.
至少我知道了他们没发现你 Well, at least I know they didn't spot you.
有你这一脸凶相在窗外窥看 No one could stay that aroused
没人能保持这么性致勃勃 with your mug peeking through the window.
还有什么要说的 What else you got?
之后我跟踪了你的公车司机 Well, next, I followed your bus driver.
新闻快讯 他确实颈椎骨折了 News flash. He really does have a broken neck.
太好了 Fantastic.
我的生活这下要轻松多了 That makes my life much easier.
-继续 -爬楼贼是印第安纳波利斯人 - Keep it coming. - Second story guy out of Indianapolis.
叫拉斯基 在梅纳德惩戒中心蹲过十年 Lasky. Did a dime at Menard.
你要是想找个 Now, if you're looking for a talent
能管住嘴巴的人才 就他了 who'll keep his mouth shut, you can trust him.
我认为他值得关注 I say he's worth keeping an eye on.
爬楼贼 爬楼贼 Second story guy, second story guy.
我收买的爬楼贼 I got -- I got more second story guys in my book
比我在初中舞会见过的痘痘还多 than pimples at a Junior prom.
那个叫海森堡的家伙呢 What about, uh, that Heisenberg fella?
他是高中化学老师 High school chemistry teacher.
你没逗我吧 You're shittin' me. Really?
沃尔特·哈特维尔·怀特 Walter Hartwell White.
JP·怀恩中学的化学老师 Chemistry teacher over at J.P. Wynne.
同伙是他以前的学生 现在对冰毒上瘾 Working with a former student, current meth head,
叫杰西·平克曼 one Jesse Pinkman.
还有其他关于老师的信息吗 Uh, what else about the teacher?
他得了肺癌 He has lung cancer.
天呐 Jesus.
难怪一直咳个不停 That's why he can't quit with the coughing.
有多严重 How bad?
肺癌三期A Stage Three A.
正接受治疗 还要做很多化验 He's in treatment, more tests to come,
但情况不太理想 but it doesn't look good.
听着 就算他能活下去 Now, listen, even if this guy was gonna live,
我也不会接近他 I wouldn't go near him.
他完全就是个外行 He's a complete amateur.
你看到的是生手外行 Well... You see an amateur.
我看到的是未经打磨的原石 I see 170 pounds of clay ready to be molded.
就算癌症打不垮他 Well, if the cancer doesn't get him,
也会有警察或者致命的子弹在等着 it'll be the cops or a bullet to the head.
这是你自己的鉴定 Is that your appraisal or is that what
还是那个不可说的人对他的看法 "He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named" says about him?
他什么都没说 这家伙就是个无名小卒 He doesn't say anything. The guy's small potatoes.
好吧 我明白了 Yeah, okay. I hear you.
我只是...有种预感 I just -- I got a feeling about this.
这个海森堡有两把刷子 This Heisenberg guy's got something.
他的货是极品 街头是这么传的 It's top of the line product, that's the buzz on the street,
我就想着只要管理得当... and I just think, with the right management --
多年前我买了台Betamax制式的录像机 You know, years ago, I bought a Betamax.
产品很好 号称业内顶尖 Good product. "Top of the line."
专家都说比VHS录像机要好 The experts said it was better than a VHS.
结果完全就是浪费时间金钱 Turned out to be a complete waste of time and money.
别纠结了 Let it go.
留着那种胡子的男人 Guy with that moustache
可能这辈子就没做过几个明智决定吧 probably doesn't make a lot of good life choices.
好吧 那个爬楼贼 So, yeah, uh, the second story guy.
-那个在梅纳德蹲过的 -对对对 - Uh, Menard, you said? - Yeah, right, right, right.
他是某个高端团伙的成员 Alright, part of a high-end crew
买卖珠宝赃物到加拿大 fencing jewelry up into Canada.
这个姓拉斯基的小子不走运 Now, the Lasky kid caught a bad break.
破窗入室时正好被开车路过的警察撞见 The cop was driving by just as he was ducking in a window.
他服了刑 He did the time,
但没有出卖一个人 no one else on his crew went down.
靠得住 Solid.
它们以横跨非洲的大迁徙而闻名 Known for their vast migration patterns through Africa,
每年 近两百万头牛羚 nearly two million wildebeests travel
跑过两千英里... two thousand miles each year...
...使得它们的迁徙成为地球上最伟大的迁徙之一 ...making their migration one of the greatest on Earth.
牛羚群跟随雨水穿过肯尼亚和坦桑尼亚 The herd seeks fresh grass,
寻找新鲜的嫩草 following the rain through Kenya and Tanzania.
每年一次聚集在一起 然后开始旅行 Gathering each year to prepare for the journey,
这一旅行已持续一百万年 one that's been taking place for a million years.
旅程并不轻松 The voyage is not easy.
旅途中 它们必须有足够的食物与休息时间 While traveling, the herd must stay well fed, rested
同时不能得病或掉队... and free of disease or be left behi--
再来一组 加速 女士们 Couple more. And shuffle, ladies.
就是这样 Just like that.
L跨步 Now L step.
四次 Four times.
好极了 保持心情愉悦 Fabulous. Let me see you having fun.
喂 Yeah.
什么意思 What do you mean?
他什么 He what?
让他滚回车库 Tell -- Tell him to get his ass back to the garage.
立刻 Right now.
这个小可爱 You cutie-patooty.
总有你没见过的 You think you've seen everything.
让那该死的狗闭嘴 进去 Shut that goddamn dog up and get back in here.
进去 Get in.
你开玩笑呢 你绝对是在开玩笑 You're kidding me. You're absolutely kidding me.
对不起 我不能 I'm sorry, man. I couldn't...
你知道我要花多长时间 多大精力 Do you know how much time, how much effort,
才能找到一个完美目标吗 I put into finding the perfect mark?
我要筛掉那么多 I have to weed through all these saps
有家有室的蠢货 who have wives and families at home,
才能找出那个有钱又孑然一身的笨蛋 find somebody who's alone with money,
结果 你就这么怂了 and -- what -- so you can just wimp out?
那个人有癌症 The guy has cancer, man.
我在他口袋里找到了药片 I found pills in his pocket.
跟我爸吃的一样 Okay? The same ones my dad took.
治胰腺癌什么的 For, like, pancreatic cancer.
所以呢 得癌症的人就不能是混蛋吗 So? A guy with cancer can't be an asshole?
相信我 我可见多了 Believe me, I speak from experience.
我不能偷癌症患者的钱 I can't rip off a guy with cancer.
-抱歉 -你知道我们偷过的那些人里 - I'm sorry. - Do you know how many
有多少个有这种悲情故事吗 of the suckers we've ripped off have sob stories?
每一个 Every single one of them.
而且 等他们意识到 Besides, it'll be months
自己的钱被偷走得好几个月呢 before they even realize they've been taken,
这家伙早就死了 and this guy will already be dead.
所以 拜托 回到你的卡车里 So, please, get back in your truck,
开回那栋房子 把事做完 go back to the house, and finish the job.
不行 我不能那样做 No, man. I can't do that.
-我不能 -听着 - I can't. - Look, alright.
我懂你的感受 I get it.
你很快就会翻篇的 好吗 You'll get over it, okay?
求你相信我 Please, believe me. Y--
你不知不觉中就会忘掉这一切的 Before you know it, you'll forget all about it.
快去吧 Go.
听我说 我们配合得很好 对不对 Well, l-look, we're doing really well, right?
听我说完行吗 我们现在有很多钱了 Hear me out, okay? We're -- We're rolling in cash.
-就放过这一个吧 -这由不得你 - We can just let this one go. - Not your call.
但是我离开时已经把胶带撕下来了 Yeah, but I-I pulled the tape when I left.
门已经锁上了 The door's locked.
就算我们想回去也进不去了 We couldn't get back in even if we wanted to.
杰夫 拜托 帮我说两句 Jeff, c'mon, man, back me up here.
我不知道 Oh, well... I-I don't know.
你们俩说的都有道理 I mean, I can see both sides, kinda.
算了 你被开除了 走吧 You know, forget it. You're fired. Just go.
把相机给我 赶紧走 Just gimme the camera and go.
行 Fine.
很好 快走 我们不需要你 Good. Go. We don't need you.
我知道我不用告诉你 And I know I don't need to tell you this,
但鉴于你这么他妈的业余 but since you're such a goddamned amateur,
我还是跟你说一下 I will anyway.
把嘴闭紧了 Keep your mouth shut.
我们要做的话现在就该走了 If we're gonna do this, we should leave now.
我们真要回去吗 We're really gonna go back there?
你没听到我刚才的话吗 What'd I just say?
杰夫 你干还是不干 Jeff, are you in or out?
阿尔布开克同位素棒球队
怎么了 What?
我同意回去 我同意 I'm down for this. I am.
-但是... -但是什么 - But, uh... - But what?
那家伙几点吃的药 What time did the guy take the drugs?
我们给他水 大概是三个小时之前 We gave it to him, what? Three hours ago?
我都不确定他是不是喝完了 I don't even know if he finished it.
-他现在可能已经醒了 -别担心 - He might be awake by now. - Don't worry about it.
但是... Yeah, but --
我说了别担心 I said don't worry about it.
没事的 It'll be fine.
到了 就是这里 That's it. Right there.
二十分钟后回来接我 Come back and get me in 20 minutes.
慢慢开过来 就像要去接乘客一样 Just roll up slow, like you're picking up a fare.
没事的 放轻松 It'll be fine. Relax.
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