赫莉下班了 Helly leave?
是 Yeah.
也许你该回家了 Maybe you should get out of here.
我知道 正在做收尾工作 I know. Just wrapping up.
抱歉 我喜爱这份工作 Sorry, I love the work.
天啊 Jesus.
救人啊 Help!
该死的 Goddamn it!
天啊 Oh, my God.
她还好吗 Is she okay?
赫莉 Helly?
- 马克 到电梯里去 - 赫莉… - Mark, get in the elevator. - Helly? Helly!
到电梯里去 Get in the elevator!
她还好吗 Is she okay?
- 贾德 - 斯科特先生 祝你晚安 - Judd. - Mr. Scout, you have a good evening.
我会的 你也是 Will do. Same to you.
她还活着吗 Is she alive?
坐下 马克 Have a seat, Mark.
她在医院 She's in the hospital.
她瘀伤很严重 但谢天谢地 没有永久性损伤 She has severe bruising but, thankfully, no permanent damage.
好吧 Okay.
好 那你…要让她离职吗 Okay, so you-- You're letting her go?
赫莉外面的自己没有辞职的意愿 Helly's outie has no intention of resigning--
她差点死了 她不想留在这里 She almost died. She doesn't wanna be here.
她几天后就会回到办公桌前 And she will be back at her desk in a few days.
这点时间够吗 Is that enough time?
此事是在你的监管下发生的 马克S This happened on your watch, Mark S.
有目前这种结果 你应该感谢基尔 And you can thank Kier himself it went the way it did.
祝你今天工作富有成效 Have a productive day.
（你的身份）
失败是什么 What is it to fail?
我20多岁时进入文学领域的失败 对我打击很大 My failure to break into the literary world in my 20s was devastating,
但此事给我上了重要的一课 yet it taught me a vital lesson.
即错的不是我 而是文学本身 That it was not me who was wrong, but literature itself.
为了真正在那个世界里找到自己的位置 And that to truly find my place in that world,
我必须先将其彻底颠覆 I would first need to break it entirely.
于是我就这么做了 And so I did.
一个社会如果工人们心怀不满 就不可能繁荣昌盛 A society with festering workers cannot flourish,
就像脚趾腐烂的人无法跳跃一样 just as a man with rotting toes cannot skip.
人和机器的区别在于机器无法独立思考 What separates man from machine is that machines cannot think for themselves.
还有 机器是金属做的 人是皮肉做的 Also, they are made of metal, whereas man is made of skin.
如果你是一名士兵 不要为了我的自由而战 If you are a soldier, do not fight for my freedom.
要为你身旁战友的自由而战 Fight for the freedom of the soldier fighting next to you.
这会令战争对你们二人来说更有鼓舞力 This will make the war more inspiring for you both.
好人会遵循规则 A good person will follow the rules.
伟人会遵循自己的内心 A great person will follow himself.
霸凌者除了狂言和谎言外一无所有 Bullies are nothing but Bull and Lies.
工业的核心是“灰烬” At the center of "Industry" is "Dust."
如果你握紧拳头 他们就无法把你钉在十字架上 They cannot crucify you if your hand is in a fist.
亲爱的读者 如果你发现 自己向一种体制低头 Should you find yourself contorting to fit a system, dear reader,
停下来问问 必须做出改变的是你自己 stop and ask if it's truly you that must change
还是体制 or the system.
（卢蒙）
诊断过了 Ran the diagnostics.
结果呢 And?
突触完全融合 佩蒂吉尔莫的记忆恢复了 Full synaptic coupling. Petey Kilmer's memory was reintegrated.
你是对的 哈蒙妮 You were right, Harmony.
我们应该庆祝一下 We should celebrate.
我想你在告知董事会前会先等一等 I figure you'll take a beat before telling the Board,
尤其是在出了赫莉R这事之后 especially after what happened with Helly R.
天啊 你还没告诉他们 Jesus. You haven't told them.
梳理芯片数据 寻找源头特征 Comb the chip data for source signatures.
已经储存了 你可以留着 It's saved, so you can keep it.
当个礼物吧 A gift.
请查明这是谁干的 Please find out who did this.
我希望将所有信息一起告诉董事会 I'd like to deliver everything to the Board at once.
（语音信箱 未接来电 里肯）
不好 Oh, shit.
嗨 马克 我是里肯 Hi, Mark, it's Ricken.
听着 我知道你还处于分离状态 但是 Listen, I know you're still in severed Mark form,
德文宫口扩张4厘米了 宝宝要正式降临了 but Devon's at 4 centimeters, so this baby is officially coming.
我们正前往分娩中心 请赶快过来 We're headed to the birthing retreat now, so please come.
马克 又是我 里肯 Mark, Ricken again.
我们到中心了 孩子即将出生 We're at the retreat, and the child is continuing toward the birth canal,
所以你如果能来的话就太好了 so it would be really great if you were here.
我不知道他们让不让你在公司用手机 I don't know if they let you have your phone down there--
是这样 如果你是马克工作时的自己 Actually, if this is Mark's work self,
请转告他里肯让他尽快赶来 please tell him Ricken said to come quickly.
马克 我们还在这里 不知你是不是迷路了 Mark, we're still here. Wondering if you're lost.
我们在六号小屋 We are in cabin six,
在进了大门后的最后一排 which is through the gate and at the end of the row.
是尺寸比较小的屋子之一 It's one of the more affordably sized units,
但你应该能找到 but you should be able to find it.
请快点来 Please do come soon.
嗨 Hey.
嗨… Hey. Hey.
你是不是忘记我要来这里了 Did you forget that I was gonna be here?
是有点忘了 Slightly.
听着 那天晚上的事我很抱歉 我… Look, I'm sorry about the other night. I…
是 没关系 Yeah, no, it's fine.
好 Yeah.
- 顺便一提 她情况很不错 - 是吗 - She's doing great, by the way. - Yeah?
- 是 - 好 - Yeah. - Okay.
宫缩大约20分钟一次 The contractions are about 20 minutes apart,
所以我们还有些时间 so we still have some time.
里肯正趴在她身上哭 Ricken is doing this thing where he cries over her.
所以我… So, I'm--
我让他们单独待一会儿 I'm giving them some privacy.
听起来不错 Sounds good.
嘿 谢谢你照顾她 Hey, thank you for, you know, taking care of her.
当然 不客气 Yeah. Of course.
宝贝 我只是不想像我父亲那样 Babe, I just don't wanna be like my father.
我知道 宝贝 我觉得你能释放出来很好 I know, baby. I think it's good you're getting it out now.
没关系的 It's okay.
嘿 我在找婴儿营地 Hey. I'm looking for baby camp?
未来的舅舅 欢迎你 马克 The uncle-to-be. Welcome, Mark.
好耶 我很高兴你来了 Yay! I'm so glad you're here.
我不知道他们会不会把你从工作中叫醒 I didn't know if they were gonna wake you up from work or whatever.
不 我下班时才看到信息 抱歉 Oh, no, I just saw the message when I got off. Sorry.
没事 到目前为止一直很无趣 No, it's been pretty boring so far.
好吧 很高兴能待在这个温馨的小屋 All right. Well, glad to be here in this cozy nook.
- 天啊 - 哥哥 你看见隔壁那间了吗 - Wow. - Dude, did you see the one next door?
- 看见了 - 贵到了病态的地步 - Yeah. - It's, like, psychotically expensive.
就像个别墅 不管里面是谁我都讨厌 It's like a freakin' lodge. I hate whoever's in there.
就是暴发户在生肥仔 It's just fat cats making fat kittens.
是 Yeah.
不好 Oh, shit.
是宫缩 It's a contraction.
- 该死 - 马克 快说出一个秘密 - Fuck. - Mark, say a secret quickly.
他不必说的 宝贝 He doesn't have to, babe.
- 什么 - 胎儿喜欢坦诚的环境 - What? - The fetus is drawn to clear air.
说出秘密会留下灵魂的空洞 能加速分娩 Purging secrets can create a soul void that speeds the labor.
好吧 我们要这么做吗 Okay, and we want that?
- 要的 - 嘿 宝贝 现在不要 - We do. - Hey, baby, not right now.
没事 我先来 马克 It's fine, I'll start. Mark…
我爱你 我很伤心 因为你还没给我打电话 I love you, and I feel hurt that you haven't called me
感谢我送你书 to thank me for the book yet.
- 说完了 好 - 书 - There. Good. - The book?
我们在你门口放了一本他的新书 We left a copy of his new book on your doorstep.
五天了 整整五天了 Five days ago. Five full days.
好吧 我真的没看到 Okay, well, I definitely haven't seen that.
书一定是被偷了 我… I mean, it must've been stolen or something. I--
什么 那是先行本 What? That was an advanced copy.
天啊… Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- 你还好吗 - 天啊 - Are you okay? - Oh, my God.
我没事 I'm okay.
没事了… It's fine. It's all fine.
好吧…我没事 你还好吗 Okay, okay. I'm okay. Are you okay?
还好 Okay.
- 我没事 - 是吗 - I'm good. - Yeah?
- 是 我去买咖啡 - 真的吗 - Yeah, I'm gonna go get coffee. - Really?
我想是的 我去了 Yeah. I think. I'm gonna get going.
- 你确定 - 谢谢 谢了 哥 - Are you sure? - Thank you. Thanks, bud.
- 好了 我去去就回 - 好 - All right. I'll be back. - Yeah.
好 小心点 Okay. Be careful.
这样很好 我们可以把房间准备好 Well, this is good. We can finish setting up the room.
马克 你能帮我挂海藻吗 Mark, would you help me hang the kelp?
挂海藻 为什么 Hang the kelp? Why?
你真的想让我解释吗 Do you really want me to explain it?
嗨 Hi.
嗨 打扰一下 Hi. Excuse me?
先生 Sir?
先生 Sir--
嘿 Hey.
搞什么鬼 我的天 What the fuck, man? Oh, my Go--
嗨 真抱歉 我是另一个孕妇 Hi, I'm so sorry. I'm another pregnant lady.
我住那边 出来买咖啡的 I'm from over there. I just came out on a coffee run,
半路上看到了你手中漂亮的咖啡 and I got distracted by your beautiful coffee,
我在想不知你能否给我一些 and I was wondering if there's any chance you could hook me up.
好 Okay.
好 太好了 谢谢 谢天谢地 Yeah? Yes. Thank you. Thank Christ.
嗨 非常感谢 Hi. Thank you so much.
借过一下 I'm gonna squeeze right past you.
我叫德文 I'm Devon.
嘉比 Gabby.
谢谢你的麻醉剂 Thank you for narcotics.
我丈夫快把我逼疯了 My husband is driving me fucking crazy.
我弟弟令我感到抑郁 My brother's… depressing me.
这是你第一胎吗 Is it your first?
是 你呢 Yeah. Yours?
第三胎 My third.
我要给他起名叫威廉姆 I'm naming him William.
三个孩子 我很怕一个孩子都养不好 Three kiddos. I'm so fucking scared of ruining one child.
你是怎么养育三个的 How do you handle it?
- 大概是得到了很多帮助吧 - 是 - Lotta help, I guess. - Yeah.
顺便一提 天啊 这小屋也太美了 真棒 Holy shit, by the way, how about this cabin? It's so nice.
你很有钱 Are you rich?
因为真的 如果小偷读了我的书 Because really… if the thief reads the book,
那也值了 it will have been worth it.
事实上 他读完后一定会自首的 In fact, I bet you he turns himself in afterward.
听着 我知道你上一次 进医疗机构是为了珍玛 Listen, I know the last time you were in a medical facility was for Gemma.
这是个医疗机构吗 Is that what this is? A medical facility?
当然了 婴儿的中间名 本可以用她的名字 向她致敬 但… Of course, the baby's middle name could've been so lovely a tribute to her, but…
我明白 你会感到不自在 I understand you were unable to be comfortable with it.
你的孩子应该拥有 她自己的名字 不必背负… Your kid deserves her own name without some…
沉重的感情包袱 big, feely baggage.
好 Yes.
我弄到咖啡了 I got coffee.
请交过路费 Toll, please.
我和婴儿营地里最富的女士交了朋友 I made friends with the richest lady in baby camp.
她… She was…
话不多 但人很好 quiet, but she was nice.
非常漂亮 我应该派你去的 Very cute. I should send you up there.
我想她应该名花有主了 I'd imagine she's spoken for.
我打赌艾丽莎会再给你一次机会的 I bet Alexa would give you another shot.
我打赌她不会 I bet she wouldn't.
- 我打赌你可以去问她 - 好 - I bet you could ask her. - Okay.
你还好吗 要我去叫她吗 You okay? Do you want me to go get her?
不…等等 我能握住你的手吗 No, no, no. Hold on, can I squeeze your hand?
好 来 Yeah. There we go.
好 All right.
- 要我说个秘密吗 - 好 说吧 - Need me to tell a secret? - Yeah, go ahead.
让我听听你阴暗的秘密 Give me your dark shit.
那么 Well, so…
我觉得卢蒙可能在做不正当的事 I kinda think Lumon might be up to something.
什么意思 给你的工资有问题 What do you mean? Like, with your paychecks?
不 我听到了些流言蜚语 No, I've just been hearing stuff. Just around.
你听谁说的 Who've you been talking to?
是这样 So…
怎么了 What?
你记得那个商务人士吗 Do you remember the businessman?
见了鬼了 Holy fucking pit of hell!
好吧 亲爱的 你还好吗 Okay. Darling, you okay?
- 人为什么要生孩子 - 我去叫艾丽莎 - Why do people do this? - I'll go get Alexa.
- 好 - 别碰我 宝贝 - Great. - Don't touch me, baby.
好 Okay.
- 再好好用力一次 - 天啊 - One more big push. - Oh, my God.
她快出来了…你太棒了 She's right here. She's right here. You're doing so great.
- 好痛… - 我知道很痛 但她马上就出来了 - It hurts. - I know it hurts but she's right here.
- 我能看到她 头露出来了 好吗 - 天啊 - I can see her. She's crowning. Okay? - Oh, my God.
好了 我能看到她 她出来了 All right, now. You know, I can see her. Here she comes.
（已阻止来电）
- 天啊 - 她出来了 - Oh, my God. - She's coming.
天啊 Oh, my God.
谢谢你 她真棒 我要晕倒了 Thank you. She did great. I'm gonna pass out.
她醒来时是外面的自己 She was in outie form at the time she woke up.
所以今天是公司里的赫莉 自缢后第一次清醒的体验 So this will be innie Helly's first conscious experience since the hanging.
她看到你时 重要的是你的目光要和善 When she sees you, it's important your eyes be kind.
你知道如何让自己的目光和善吗 Do you know how to make your eyes kind?
你没事 You're okay.
你没事 没关系的 You're okay. It's all right.
他们把延长线 和其他危险物品锁起来了 所以 So they locked away the extension cords and other dangerous items so, you know,
你应该会很安全 you should be safe.
如果你想暂时专注于寻找令人开心的数字 And if you wanna focus on looking for happy numbers for a while, that's fine.
好吧 Yeah.
你想谈谈吗 Do you wanna talk about it?
我们应该把鼓舞人心的手册语录 We should hide inspirational handbook quotes
藏在办公室各处 等她无意间发现 around the office for her to stumble upon.
她只是需要开始赢得员工奖励 哥们 She just needs to start earning perks, dude.
如果我还没有指套玩具 我也会自杀的 I'd end my life if I didn't have any finger traps yet.
我们中应该有个人 把自己的指套玩具借给她 You know, what one of us should do is lend her our trap
直到她有自己的为止 until she has one of her own.
对 但不是我借 因为我已经贡献了这个点子 Yeah, but not me though 'cause I already contributed the idea.
这样才公平 It's only fair.
凯西女士 Ms. Casey.
我是来这里观察赫莉R的 I'm here to observe Helly R.
没人告诉我啊 No one told me.
这是科贝尔女士的命令 我要观察她是否有悲伤的迹象 Ms. Cobel's orders. I am to watch her for signs of sadness,
并用语言鼓励她放弃未来自杀的念头 and verbally encourage her to forgo further suicide attempts.
如果有要求 我还可以给予一个拥抱 Upon request, I can also perform a hug.
我一直有表现出悲伤的迹象 能给我一个拥抱吗 You know I've been exhibiting signs of sadness. Could I get one of those?
不行 No.
你都记下来了吗 Did you get all that?
你不开心吗 Are you upset?
不 我很开心 No. I'm peachy.
如果你不开心 你可以要求… If you're upset, you can request a--
要个拥抱 我知道 不用了 A hug. I know. I'm good.
欧文 Irv.
朋友 你又走神了 We lose you again there, buddy?
欧文 Irv?
我必须去一趟光学与设计部 I have to go to O&D.
出事了 Something's come up.
我想咨询一下伯特 And I'd like to seek Burt's counsel.
那… Well…
好吧 你复印一份那张地图 以防我们需要去找你 Okay, fine. Just make a copy of that map in case we have to come find you.
（卢蒙 光学与设计部）
天啊 Oh, God.
不 抱歉 欧文 Oh, no. I'm sorry, Irving.
我们发送这份打印任务时肯定出错了 你不应该看到这个的 We must have sent this print job here by mistake. You weren't supposed to see this.
这些是什么 What are these?
没什么 和科贝尔女士开玩笑用的 Nothing. A joke for Ms. Cobel.
是光学与设计部的政变 是不是 迪伦总谈起的那次 对吗 It's the O&D coup, isn't it? The one that Dylan talks about, huh?
米尔奇克先生 真的发生过政变吗 Did that actually happen, Mr. Milchick?
当然没有 那样的事不可能在这里发生 Of course not. Nothing like that could happen here.
这是证据 是铁证 It's proof. It is ironclad proof.
米尔奇克说没发生过 Milchick says it didn't happen.
一个部门为什么要在身体上攻击另一个 And why would one department physically attack another?
卢蒙又不会因此把其他部门的资源给他们 Lumon wouldn't just then give them all the other department's resources.
光学与设计部知道这一点吗 我们能确定吗 Does O&D know that? Are we even sure about it?
因为有七个人的话 他们可以对我们做出很多事来 Because with seven people, there is a lot that they could do to us.
- 我可以去问… - 你的新朋友 - I could ask-- - Your new friend,
他在自己部门人数这件事上骗了你 who lied to you about the size of his department?
我们怎么知道他还隐瞒了什么事 How do we know what else he isn't being kosher about?
你对欧文B做了266 You ran a 266 on Irving B.?
对 就在刚才 Yeah. Just now.
我认为这会阻止他 花那么多时间和伯特G待在一起 I thought it might dissuade him from spending so much time with Burt G.
抱歉 我是不是应该先问问你的 I'm sorry. Should I have consulted you?
不…这是好事 No, no. Good initiative.
我在楼下看到了凯西女士 I saw Ms. Casey down there.
你让她看着赫莉R You're having her watch Helly R.
是的 I am.
我能问为什么吗 May I ask why?
"发现之光照耀在一片处女地上 比在一条破旧的小路上更真实" "The light of discovery shines truer upon a virgin meadow than a beaten path."
我在让凯西女士做新的尝试 I'm trying something new with Ms. Casey.
别告诉其他人 Keep it between us.
好 Right.
赫莉R Helly R.
嗨 凯西女士 Hi, Ms. Casey.
请向我描述一下你在厕所里做了些什么 Please describe for me your time in the restroom.
不好 抱歉 凯西女士 我…一转身就… Oh, no. I'm so sorry, Ms. Casey. I just-- I turned and--
你一定是喝醉了 你今天上班时 嘴巴里有什么味道 Bet you're drunk. What'd your mouth taste like when you got in today?
赫莉R 你必须跟我走 去补给分配部 Helly R., you have to come with me to distribution supply.
没关系 我可以在你离开时看着赫莉R That's okay. I can watch Helly R. while you're gone.
只有几分钟 对吧 It's only a few minutes, right?
补给分配部往返要用八分钟 Distribution supply is eight minutes, round trip.
我常去补给分配部 我可以…如果你… You know, I go to distribution supply all the time, so I could-- If you--
少了一件可怕的事 Well, that's one less horrible thing.
尽管只有八分钟 For eight minutes anyway.
赫莉 我刚意识到 我还没带你去看 我们把多余的笔帽都放在哪 Helly, I just realized I haven't shown you where we keep the extra pen caps.
不远 你要来吗 It's not far. Do you mind?
不了 谢谢 I'm good, thanks.
不 你说得对 没有凯西女士 我们哪里都不应该去 Nah, you're right. We shouldn't go anywhere without Ms. Casey.
出去小心点 老大 Careful out there, boss.
附近的氛围很奇怪 Weird energy about.
所以笔帽都放在哪 So where are all these pen caps at?
赫莉 你怎么样 How are you doing, Helly?
天啊 你编造笔帽的故事 就为了问我这个 Jesus. Did you make up the pen caps to ask me that?
我就是想聊聊 Well, I just wanted to talk.
我很不好 马克 I'm really bad, Mark.
谢谢你注意到了 Thanks for noticing.
过来 Come here.
来 Come on.
给 Here.
佩蒂的地图 Petey's map.
对 你离开后 我在午餐休息时 一直在尝试把它重新画出来 Yeah. Since you've been gone, I've been trying to recreate it on my lunch breaks.
还有… And…
我想如果我们合作的话 我们能… I thought maybe if we work on it together, we can…
你知道的 you know.
我不是替代佩蒂的人 I'm not your new Petey.
赫莉 Helly.
赫莉R Helly R.?
- 马克带她去看笔帽了 - 去哪了 - Mark took her to look at pen caps. - Where?
- 现在吗 - 他们没事 - Now? - They're fine.
就在仓库区的尽头 Just at the end of the storage wing.
伯特G在会议室 Burt G. is in the conference room.
伯特 Burt.
欧文 Irving.
你在这里做什么 What are you doing here?
我迷路了 You know, I was turned around.
其实我… Actually, I--
我在找你 一直没有你的消息 I was looking for you. I hadn't heard from you.
我… Well, I--
- 迪伦 天啊 你干什… - 欧文 - Dylan! Oh, my God! What are-- - Irving.
你干什么 What are you doing?
- 他刚要袭击你来着 - 放他出来 - He was coming at you. - Let him out!
- 放出来 他为何来这 - 放他出来 - Out? Why the fuck is he here? - Let him out!
- 你干什么 - 你看到那画了 - What's wrong with you? - You saw that painting.
你今天想被开膛破肚吗 You want to get disemboweled today?
嘿 你的朋友们呢 复数的 Hey, where's your friends? Plural.
我指的是那六个你没告诉我们的人 As in, the six fucking people you've been hiding from us.
我的天啊 我… Oh, my word. I--
我得找个经理 I need a manager!
欧文 等等 别走 Irving, wait. Don't go.
- 我…我们… - 我知道你想干什么 - I-- We-- - I know what you're up to.
- 你怎么回事 开门 - 经理 - What is wrong with you? Open the door. - Manager!
开门 Open the door.
- 我们需要经理… - 欧文 - We need a manager. We need a manager. - Irving!
欧文 Irving!
赫莉 Helly?
赫莉 Helly.
我们这是在哪 Where the fuck are we?
听着 你不想去那些… Look, don't you want to get these to--
我告诉她我想离职 她说我不是人 I told her I wanted out, and she told me I wasn't a person.
我自己是这么对我说的 My own self told me that.
是 这很糟糕 但别把注意力放在她身上 Yeah, and that's horrible. But don't focus on her.
你想要什么 在这里要什么 What do you want? In here?
我想要让她在临死时醒来 What I want is for her to wake up while the life drains out of her
并清楚地知道是我干的 and to know it was me who did it.
- 让我解释… - 省省吧 侵略者 - If I could just explain-- - Save it, marauder.
我查看了整个仓库区 没有他和赫莉的迹象 I checked the whole storage wing. No sign of him or Helly.
该死 光学与设计部可能已经把他们杀了 Shit. O&D has probably killed them already.
欧文 什么意思 Irving, what?
我们的部门主管和新员工失踪了 你知道他们在哪吗 Our department chief and new hire have gone missing. Do you know where they are?
不知道 我只是来看你的 No, I just came to see you.
你部门里其他人呢 And the rest of your department?
他们在光学与设计部 欧文 我知道我说过只有我和费莉西亚 They're back in O&D, Irving. I know I said it was just Felicia and me--
如果你是来看我的 你为什么待在会议室 If you came here to see me, then why are you in the conference room?
为什么不直接到办公室来 Why not come right to the office?
我不知道你为什么没再回来 我不想再惊吓到你 I didn't know why you hadn't been back, and I didn't wanna scare you again.
就像上次碰手那次 Like with the hand thing.
你没有惊吓到我 You didn't scare me.
或是令你尴尬 听着 我当时是在构思一个笑话 Or embarrass you. Look, I was working out a joke.
- 笑话 - 准备进来时讲的 - A joke? - To say when I got in.
证明一下 讲出来 Prove it. Tell it.
我还没想好呢 I hadn't worked it out yet.
你为什么要在你的部门人数上撒谎 Why did you lie about the number of people in your department?
因为… Because…
我们不相信你们 we don't trust your guys.
- 你们 混蛋部门之王不相信我们 - 我相信 - You? The king of fucks don't trust us? - I do.
但其他人总是谈论宏观数据精检部 愚蠢的老故事 甚至还开玩笑 But people just talk about MDR. Stupid old stories, jokes even.
什么意思 What do you mean?
我… I…
真的很蠢 比如他们说你们都有育儿袋 It's literally silly. Like, they say you all have pouches.
- 育儿袋 装小孩子用的 - 对 - Pouches? Like to carry young? - Yes.
有些人还说你们每个人都有一个幼虫后代 According to some, you each have a larval offspring
如果靠得太近 幼虫就会跳出来袭击我们 that will jump out and attack if we get too close.
这真是疯了 That's fucking psycho.
这当然是个笑话 但我不知道 I mean, it's a joke of course, but I don't know.
不知何故 这种感觉 一直留了下来 人们都很奇怪 The sentiment, you know, somehow holds. People are weird.
- 是 - 不过我有责任要说 - Yeah. - Though, I'd be remiss not to say
在这个理论中 幼虫最终会将你们吃掉 取而代之 that in this theory, the larva eventually eats and replaces you.
欧文 这也就能解释… Which, Irving, would solve the mystery…
你为什么充满年轻的活力 of your youthful energy.
欧文… Irv. Irv?
- 失陪一下 - 你去哪 - Excuse me. - Where are you going?
怎么了 Yes?
你喜欢上这家伙了 Are you sweet on this guy?
你不同意 You disapprove?
没错 我不同意 I do. I do disapprove.
手册确实禁止恋上其他员工 Certainly the handbook forbids taking heart to other employees.
让手册见鬼去吧 Rat-fuck the handbook.
这人来自光学与设计部 他们部门的人都很奸诈 This guy's O and goddamn D, who are duplicitous snakes to a one.
这不安全 It's not safe.
它们还没准备好 They're not ready.
你们不能带走它们 它们还没准备好 You can't take them yet. They're not ready.
时候未到 It isn't time!
- 我们不是… - 快给我出去 - We don't-- - Get the hell out of here.
走啊 Go!
“光学与设计部可怕的暴行” "The Grim Barbarity of Optics and Design "?
上面就是这么写的 That's what it said.
绝对没有叫这个名字的画 There's definitely no painting by that name.
我们到底有什么暴行啊 What kind of barbarities were we enacting?
那不重要 我觉得不是真的 It doesn't matter. I don't think it was real.
当然了 我必须咨询一下我的幼虫 I mean, I'll have to confer with my larva, of course.
- 我很遗憾你不得不这么做 - 没关系 - I'm sorry you had to do this. - It's all right.
你是知道的 I mean, you know that
超越柏拉图式的关系反正是会遭到反对的 relationships beyond the platonic are frowned upon anyway.
这就是我们的关系吗 Is that what we are?
伯特G 此时此刻 我 Well, Burt G., at this time I
正式解除宏观数据精检对你的监管 formally release you from MDR's supervision.
正如基尔所说：“要永远快乐” As Kier said, "Be ever merry."
你想进来吗 Would you like to come in?
我想带你去看储藏室里的一个东西 There is something in the storeroom I'd like to show you.
当然还有迪伦 And Dylan, of course.
不要 No.
《基尔和伊莫金的求爱》 The Courtship of Kier and Imogene.
他是在一家乙醚工厂 当工人时认识他妻子的 He met his wife while a stewman in an ether factory.
待在这里真蠢 Damn dumb being here.
她是个清洁工 She was a swab girl.
手册只说他们因为行业的精神走到了一起 The handbook just says they were bonded by the spirit of industry.
我知道 但如果这个说法正确 I know, but if this interpretation is correct,
那他们认识的时候是同事 并以同事的身份爱上了彼此 they met as colleagues. Took heart to each other as colleagues.
令人不禁去想 这种事 怎么会是错误的呢 如果基尔… Makes you wonder how something could be wrong if Kier--
- 离他远点 你这个骗子 - 迪伦 怎么了 - Get away from him! You lying fuck! - Dylan, what?
- 迪伦 - 他说自己不知道 - Dylan! - He claims he doesn't know
这幅画的事 可同时 画就在他的架子上摆着 about this painting, meanwhile, it's sitting on his shelf.
- 不是的 - 欧文 我们必须立刻离开 - That isn't. - Irv, we need to go. Now.
这幅画不一样 It's not the same.
- 什么 - 你看 - What? - Look.
看那些突袭者佩戴的胸卡 Look at the badges the raiders are wearing.
这不是光学与设计部 迪伦 是我们 That's not O&D, Dylan. It's us.
这幅画从来没挂到过走廊里 This one's never gone into the hallway rotation.
这幅画名叫“宏观数据精检部的灾难” It's called "The Macrodata Refinement Calamity ."
好吧 但我们从来没做过这种事 Okay, but we've never done anything like that.
为什么同一幅画会有两个版本 Why the hell would there be two versions of the same painting?
如果那些山羊就是数字呢 I mean, what if the goats are the numbers?
即我们来决定 哪些山羊活下去 哪些…天啊 Like, we're deciding which goats live and which ones-- Oh, God.
我对此表示怀疑 I doubt it's that.
听着 Look…
我知道你不想待在这里 但是… I know you don't wanna be here. But…
我很高兴你在这里 I'm glad you are.
很抱歉 我现在尽全力 也只能做到这个地步了 And I'm sorry that this is the best I can do right now.
如果你把地图给我 我可以把它重画 If you give me the map, I'll clean it up.
你画得太难看了 Your drawing is shit.
嗨 凯西女士 Hi, Ms. Casey.
我们刚刚完成 帮助心理健康的散步 正要返回 We were just heading back from our mental health walk.
你们俩都没受伤 You're both unhurt?
我们没有 We are.
我很高兴 我吓坏了 I'm glad. I was scared.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我原谅你了 I forgive you.
那好 Okay, then.
你知道宏观数据精检部正在做什么吗 You aware what MDR is up to right now?
我以为那是你的职责 I thought that's what you were paid for.
你不去阻止吗 You're not stopping it?
“驯服一个囚犯的最可靠方法 是让他相信自己是自由的” "The surest way to tame a prisoner is to let him believe he's free."
真是什么事都能引用基尔的话 There's a Kier quote for everything.
你打算让他们再找到多少个部门 How many more departments are you gonna let them find?
我会找马克谈话的 I'll have a word with Mark.
我要是你的话就会多加小心 上面的人对此事不会客气 I would be careful. Upstairs wouldn't look kindly on this.
知道了 老爸 Yes, Daddy.
等你查清楚是谁侵入了 吉尔莫的芯片 再来找我谈吧 You can talk to me when you figure out who hacked Kilmer's chip.
打扰一下 各位 Excuse me, everyone.
我想向大家介绍欧文和迪伦 I wanna introduce you all to Irving and Dylan.
他们是宏观数据精检部的 They're from MDR.
是朋友 And they're friends.
字幕翻译：谭萱