納蘭剋星球 拯救可愛嬰兒行動
杯上文字 我愛和平
詹姆斯·必應先生
模仿007系列 詹姆斯·邦德
暗指新西蘭導演彼得·傑克遜 代表作品《魔戒》
暗指美國導演昆汀·塔倫蒂諾 代表作品《低俗小說》
英文俚語"高科技"直譯"火箭科學"
打碎玻璃
來 電
暗指美國影星布魯斯·威利斯 代表作品《虎膽龍威》
暗指美國導演喬治·盧卡斯 代表作品《星球大戰》
暗指英裔美國導演克裏斯托弗·諾蘭 代表作品《記憶碎片》
惡搞泰坦尼克號中傑克在船頭怒吼
暗指加拿大導演詹姆斯·卡梅隆 代表作品《魔鬼終結者》
新墨西哥州羅斯維爾市 1947年（著名外星人事件發生地）
美國軍方對於同性戀者的原則 此處Gary誤以為Shanker要對他出櫃
我們為和平而來
人人影視 原創翻譯 雙語字幕
翻譯：慕風夕 cazorp haloukeiti
翻譯：ivy.sonya2012 丁丁貓噠 伊森先生
校對：oktobertanz 後期：Sung1219
逃離地球
斯考奇 斯考奇 你在嗎 Scorch, Scorch, are you there?
快點 斯考奇 快回答 Come on, Scorch, get back to me.
你不會又做了什麼不經大腦的事吧 You haven't run off and done something reckless, have you?
蓋瑞 我們有麻煩了 Gary, we've got a problem!
這是我弟弟斯考奇 That's my brother, Scorch.
和往常一樣 他又闖禍了 As usual, he's in trouble.
他是如何陷入這種境地的 How did he get into this mess?
那可是很久很久之前的事了 For that, I have to go back a long, long time.
47分鐘前 拯救嬰兒行動 納蘭剋星球 Forty-seven minutes ago. Baby rescue mission. Planet Gnarlach.
輕點 斯考奇 Quiet, Scorch.
無論如何 不要驚醒納蘭克人 Whatever you do, don't wake the Gnarlachs.
這就是我 蓋瑞·超新星 That's me, Gary Supernova.
我在指揮中心工作 就是說我掌控全局 I work in Mission Control, which means I control the mission.
可斯考奇卻不這麼認為 Scorch doesn't see it that way.
放鬆 蓋瑞 他們睡得很死 Relax, Gary, they're fast asleep.
這就是納蘭克人 And that is a Gnarlach.
模樣可怕 黏糊糊的 Scary, slimy,
而且 臭得驚天動地 and surprisingly stinky.
上傳到藍管上[仿油管] Uploading that to Blue Tube.
蓋瑞 這地方聞著 Gary, this place smells
比航天局的茅坑還臭 worse than the latrines at the BASA Academy.
多謝你[在我喝水的時候]告訴我 Thank you for that.
航天局是我誕生的地方 I was programmed at the BASA Academy.
那裏只有進步的味道 The only thing I smelled there was progress.
閉嘴 詹姆斯 Zip it, James.
我叫必應 詹姆斯·必應 The name's Bing, by the way. James Bing.
好了 斯考奇 找到嬰兒然後撤離 All right, Scorch, let's find those babies and get you out of there.
找到了 鎖定目標飛船 Bingo. Spacecraft identified.
很好 現在謹慎地前行 Good. Now proceed with extreme caution.
拒絕 我要有范兒地前行 Negative. Proceeding with style.
別耍范兒了 斯考奇 Not style again! Scorch!
三星系統進入反轉星系 Triple Star System into a Reverse Galaxy,
緊跟雙重黑洞翻轉 followed by a Double Black Hole with a twist!
平穩著陸 And he sticks the landing!
現在該謹慎前行了 Now proceed with caution.
斯考奇 嬰兒應該就在前方 OK, Scorch, the babies should be straight ahead.
收到 Copy that.
不 No!
壞消息 老弟 晚了一步 Bad news, little brother. We're too late.
他們吃掉了嬰兒 They've eaten the babies!
這太不公平了 It's so unfair!
斯考奇 嬰兒就在你身後 Scorch, they're right behind you.
什麼 What?
小傢伙們 Hi, little guys.
斯考奇叔叔來救你們了 Uncle Scorch is here to rescue you.
蓋瑞 要不要告訴斯考奇 Yeah, Gary, maybe tell Scorch
在這種情況下不要大聲喧嘩? to keep his voice down in this situation?
-僅供參考 -斯考奇 安靜點 - Just a thought. - Scorch, quiet!
蓋瑞 你真該來看看 Gary, you should see them.
他們太可愛了 真神奇 They're so cute. It's magical.
你會把周圍這一群都吵醒的 You're gonna wake up the whole neighborhood.
這一群可不是什麼好鳥 And this is not a good neighborhood.
-躲貓貓 -斯考奇 - Peekaboo! - Scorch?
哎呦喂 Excuse me.
-這下可好 又來了 -斯考奇 - Good, here we go again. - Scorch!
蓋瑞 我們有麻煩了 Gary, we've got a problem!
麻煩還不小 你從來不聽我指揮 Of course we have a problem. You never listen to me.
你說只有12個納蘭克人 蓋瑞 You said there were 12 Gnarlachs, Gary.
不 我說有1200個 No, I said 1200.
不 你沒說過 Nope, I don't think you did.
-有1200個納蘭克人 -瞭解 - There are 1200 Gnarlachs down there. - Got it.
-1200個會吃嬰兒的納蘭克人 -瞭解 - Twelve-hundred baby-eating Gnarlachs. - Got it.
1200個死敵 納蘭克人 Twelve-hundred of our archenemies, the Gnarlachs.
-1200個 -瞭解 - Twelve-hundred of 'em. - Got it.
如果你說是1200個 我肯定會記得 Nope. I think I'd remember if you said 1200.
-來真格的吧 -好 - Now do your thing. - OK.
前方20碼處是死亡山谷 Chasm of death in 20 yards and closing.
啟用爪鉤倒計時 3 Deploy grappling hook in three...
二 two...
一 one.
看到沒 You see that?
這就是哥的能耐 That's what I'm talking about!
放馬過來吧 醜八怪 Scorch me, baby!
小寶貝們 你們的座駕在此 Helpless babies, your chariot awaits.
就在你們眼皮底下呢 In your face, Gnarlachs!
嬰兒我帶走了 I got the babies!
不 不 No, no.
別哭 別哭 不怕 不怕 沒事 Guys, no, no. It's OK. It's OK. It's OK.
別哭 別哭 不怕 No, no, no, don't cry. Don't cry.
-蓋瑞 -正在處理 - Gary? - I'm on it.
瞧著吧 Take that!
巴卜星球
超新星9號 獲准在爸爸星球降落 Supernova-9, you are clear for landing on planet Dad!
先生 這裏是禁飛區 This is a no-fly zone, mister.
真有意思 老爸 Very funny, Dad.
我認真的 控制台價值不菲 基普 I'm serious. This console's expensive, Kipper.
控制台? 我就在這裏 難以置信 Console? I mean... I mean, I'm right here. Unbelievable
能把飛船還給我嗎 Can I have my spaceship back?
-不行 -爸爸 你什麼都不讓我做 - No. - Dad, you never let me do anything.
好的 小心點 OK, but be careful.
知道 知道 Yeah, yeah, I know.
燙死了 燙死了 It burns! It burns!
抱歉 爸爸 Sorry,Dad.
好了 我們來玩乖乖坐的遊戲吧 OK, let's play the game where you sit on your hands.
-那遊戲爛死了 -蓋瑞 - That game stinks. - Gary!
做件好事 把這傢伙停好 Be a pal, park this puppy, will ya?
啟動遠程協助 Activating remote assistance.
看老爸給你露一手 Time to watch your old man
讓超新星9號完美著陸 bring in the Supernova-9 for a landing.
斯考奇回來了 Scorch is back!
我愛你 巴卜星球 I love you, planet Baab!
好棒 Cool!
老爸厲害吧 And that is how you do that.
-蓋瑞 -什麼 這也太嚇人了 - Gary! - What? OK, that's terrifying.
為什麼你每次都要開啟大頭模式 Why do you always call me in jumbo-head mode?
我們收到星系中未知區域的求救信號 We've received an SOS from an uncharted sector of the galaxy.
準備讓斯考奇執行下一個任務 Prepare for Scorch's next mission.
收到 長官 前往何處 Copy that, boss. Where are we headed?
去黑暗星球 He's going to the Dark Planet.
莉娜 你瘋了嗎 Lena, are you crazy?
我...重新措辭一下 Let me... rephrase that.
黑暗星球得名的原因是去的人無一生還 They call it the Dark Planet because nobody ever comes back.
這無異於去黑洞送死 It's like going into a black hole.
他一小時後出發 He leaves in an hour.
他要去黑暗星球? 酷斃了 He's going to the Dark Planet? Wicked!
呆在這裏 不許亂碰 Stay here. Don't touch anything.
沒人會去黑暗星球 And nobody's going to the Dark Planet.
我們要去黑暗星球了 We are going to the Dark Planet!
-斯考奇 -斯考奇 我有個問題 - Scorch! - Scorch, one question!
別提問 只拍照 No questions, just pictures.
好極了 Yeah, baby!
抱歉 斯考奇 斯考奇·超新星 Excuse me, Scorch! Scorch Supernova!
前排這位美麗的女士請提問 Yes, the beautiful young lady in the front row.
甜心 歡迎回家 Sweetie. Welcome home.
-嘉比 這是現場直播 -對了 - Gabby, we're live. - Right.
跟我們說說行動的事吧 Tell us about the mission.
黑暗星球 The Dark Planet.
即便對我來說 也是兇險異常 It's heroic, even for me.
從沒有人活著回來 No one has ever come back alive.
抱歉 不好意思 借過 Pardon me. Excuse me. Coming through.
-你有時間準備嗎 -不 不用準備 - Have you had time to prepare? -No, no, we haven't.
這是蓋瑞·超新星 我的老弟 Gary Supernova, my baby brother.
事實上 我比他大 Fact check. I'm older than him.
蓋瑞在書獃子工廠鼓搗出許多小破發明 Gary works all the gizmos and bleep-bloops here in the nerd factory.
我在指揮中心工作 I work in Mission Control.
我們用交互動力場矩陣來實現... We use a trans-inducified field matrix to...
今天的《無聊報道》到此結束 And that's today's edition of The Boring Report.
請繼續 嘉比 Back to you, Gabby.
我是巴卜星電視台的嘉比·泡泡娃 For BNN, this is Gabby Babblebrock,
在航天局總部為您現場播報 reporting live from BASA headquarters.
-我要娶她 -我為她感到遺憾 - I'm gonna marry that girl. - And I feel sorry for her.
聽著 我們對黑暗星球幾乎一無所知 Now, listen, we know almost nothing about the Dark Planet.
沒人知道 我們得推遲行動 No one does. We need to postpone the mission.
我也想 但我已經跟贊助商說好了 I would, but I've already contacted all my sponsors.
黑暗星球可樂 顛覆味覺體驗 Dark Planet Cola! Destroy your taste buds!
含糖量百分之八百 This is 800 percent sugar.
所以對孩子更有益 That's what makes it good for kids.
而且 我已經拍了麥片包裝的新形象 Plus, I've already taken the photos for the new cereal box.
什麼時候 When?
盡享斯考奇麥片 J' Scorchios J'
-剛剛 -"斯考奇麥片"? - Just now. - Scorchios?
每盒都有驚喜 There's a surprise in every box.
-我玩得還不錯 -好了 - I'm pretty good at this. - OK.
-停下 停下 -我能玩一整天 - Come... Come on! - I could do this all day.
給我住手 Knock it off!
-我們得認真考慮 -考慮好了 - We need to think this through. -I have.
有人向我求救 我得去幫助他們 Someone out there needs my help, and I am going to help them.
好 如果你現在去 我可幫不了你 OK, but if you go now, I can't help you help them.
蓋瑞 你說得太對了 You know, Gary, you're absolutely right.
沒必要急在一時 There's no sense in rushing things.
不然你去指揮室研究一下星系圖 Why don't you pull up the star charts in the briefing room,
然後我們再和整個團隊討論 and we'll talk about this with the whole team.
沒問題 夥計 You got it, partner.
這就夠他忙的了 準備啟動飛船 That should keep him busy. Let's fire up the ship!
電腦 載入黑暗星球的所有信息 Computer, load all information on the Dark Planet.
好的 稍等 文件掃瞄中 找到了 All right, just a sec. Scanning files, scanning files...Here we are.
黑暗星球 遙遠的M級行星 The Dark planet. A remote M-class planet located 400 light-years
距金牛座分子雲400光年 past the Taurus Molecular Cloud.
光怪陸離 令人生畏 A strange and terrifying environment,
唯一已知的逆向進化發生地 the only known world in which evolution is taking place in reverse.
起初曾有過美麗智慧的生靈 It began with intelligent, attractive beings,
但很快被一群醜陋野蠻 but was soon overrun by ugly, aggressive
且傻的可怕的生物所取代 and quite terrifying dim-witted creatures.
好噁心 Yuck. Gross.
如你所見 As you can see,
從溫文爾雅進化到野蠻呆傻 from gentle intelligence to savage stupidity.
他們有個奇怪的習俗 They have a strange custom of dividing themselves
即將領土劃分為所謂的國家 into what they call countries,
一直就邊境線問題爭論不休 whose boundaries they often dispute
時常引發戰爭 which causes them to go to war.
基本模式似乎是 The pattern seems to be that
戰勝國戰後開始衰落 the winner of the war then goes into decline
而戰敗國富強 while the loser prospers.
我們還推斷出 此星球的人們 We have also deduced that the people of this planet
依據面部毛髮的豐密及詭異程度 choose leaders according to the oddity and profusion
來選擇他們的領導人 of their facial hair.
他們崇尚金錢 湯羹 They worship money, soup,
馬克筆 還有一種叫做牙線的東西 marker pens, something called dental floss
-這個人叫科威爾 -好可怕 - and this man, whose name is Cowell. - Terrifying!
他因奇怪的口音出名 超級有錢 He's known for his strange accent, being very, very rich,
喜歡賣弄 在室內戴眼鏡 我喜歡他 showing off, wearing glasses indoors. I like him.
106名高級生物體 One hundred and six advanced life-forms
曾登陸黑暗星球 have landed on the Dark Planet
-什麼 -試圖建立友好的第一次接觸 - What? - to attempt friendly first contact.
結果全部下落不明 Not a single one has returned.
斯考奇叔叔 Uncle Scorch!
基普 Kipper!
你剛才帥呆了 You were awesome out there.
謝謝 夥計 你爸知道你在這裏嗎 Thanks, pal. Does your dad know you're here?
我應該在辦公室等他的 I'm supposed to be waiting in his office,
但指揮中心太無聊了 but Mission Control is boring.
我能理解 是吧 全都是... I know. Isn't it? It's all...
我更願意當宇航員 像你一樣 I'm more of an astronaut, like you.
這次也帶我去吧 Take me with you this time.
你老爸會氣死的 That sure would upset your dad,
雖然我挺想氣氣他的 which is something I love to do.
但聽我說 基普 But I'll tell you what, Kipper...
如果我有麻煩 你要來救我 If I get into trouble, you come rescue me.
遵命 基普中尉 小小探險者 聽憑差遣 Yes, sir! Lieutenant Kip, Junior Adventurer, at your service!
小小探險者 是嗎 Junior Adventurer, are you?
-這是什麼 -爆炸膠帶 - What have we here? - Blast tape!
準備好實戰演習了嗎 Ready for a training mission?
好 我們緊急迫降了 OK, we've crash-landed.
被一群黏糊糊綠油油的外星人包圍 We're surrounded by a tribe of slimy, green aliens,
他們在不斷縮小包圍圈 and they are closing in on us.
你該怎麼做 要這樣 看好 What do you do? You do this! Watch!
-吃我一炮 -帥氣 - Take that! - Cool!
-是時候收拾垃圾了 -好棒 - Time to take out the trash! - Awesome!
放馬過來吧 Scorch me, baby!
我被擊中了 They got me!
-基普 全靠你了 -棒極了 - Kipper, it's up to you. - Wicked!
你們在幹什麼 What are you doing?
航天員訓練 Astronaut training.
爆炸膠帶? 基普不能玩這個 Blast tape? Kip shouldn't be playing with it.
這東西都不應該讓他看見 He shouldn't even be looking at it.
抱歉 巴瑞 Sorry, Barry.
回我辦公室去 Back to my office.
再見 斯考奇叔叔 See ya, Uncle Scorch.
斯考奇 Scorch.
指揮中心 Mission Control,
我們這裏出現了瘋老爹危機 we've got a mad-dad situation here.
一點沒錯 我氣瘋了 You're darn right I'm mad...
飛船怎麼啟動了 Why is this ship on?
你打發我去樓上 You sent me upstairs
就是想偷偷去黑暗星球吧 so you could rush off to the Dark Planet.
沒錯 Yep.
我們不是說好了要延期嗎 I thought we'd agreed to postpone the launch.
距發射還有30分鐘 Launch in T-minus 30 minutes.
斯考奇去那裏太冒險了 拜託 It's too risky to send Scorch out there. Please.
省省吧 蓋瑞 我警告你 Drop it, Gary. I'm warning you.
我是指揮官 沒人聽我的意見嗎 I'm the mission controller. Does nobody here care what I think?
-沒 -沒人 - No. - Not really.
-沒有 -那我在這裏還有什麼意義 - Nope. - Then why am I even here?
沒事的 蓋瑞 他早就駕輕就熟了 It'll be fine, Gary. He's done this a hundred times.
是我們已經駕輕就熟了 我們是搭檔 We've done this a hundred times. We're a team.
我是大腦你是肌肉 你不是總這麼說嗎 I'm the brains and you're the brawn. That's what you always said.
我那麼說是為了安慰你 老弟 I said it to make you feel better, little brother.
斯考奇 別再那麼叫我了 Scorch, stop calling me that.
你一直在試圖控制我的人生 You've been trying to control me your whole life.
這不就是你加入指揮中心的原因嗎 Isn't that why you joined Mission Control?
我是在照顧你 兄弟之間就該這樣 I'm looking out for you. That's what brothers do.
拜託 你坐在這裏點按鈕玩 Oh, please. You sit around here pushing buttons
我卻在外面出生入死 while I am out there risking my neck.
是嗎 我倒要看看沒有我你要怎麼辦 Oh, yeah? I'd like to see you do it without me.
一丁點問題都沒有 老弟 Any time. Any place. Little brother.
如果你堅持這樣貧嘴耍帥譁眾取寵 If you insist on going through with this idiotic macho stunt,
就別指望我會罩你 you can count me out.
不...等...你要辭職嗎 Buh... wai... You're gonna quit?
你不能辭職 你 你被開除了 Well, you can't quit! You... you're fired!
你沒法開除我 我已經辭職了 You can't fire me. Because I quit! Humph!
-媽媽 -你好 太空遊俠 - Hey, Mom! - Hey, space ranger.
來吧小子 我們去玩飛盤 Come on, boy. Let's go play frisbee.
-今天回來的真早 -斯考奇開除我了 - You're home early. - Scorch fired me.
什麼 他怎麼能開除你 What? He can't fire you.
我也是這麼說的 所以我自己辭職了 That's what I said, so I quit.
所以你在被開除之後辭職了 So you quit after you were fired?
你到底要幫誰 Hey, whose side are you on?
我覺得應該把你們兩個關在一起 I think someone should lock the two of you in a room
直到你們學會怎樣好好相處 until you figure out how to get along.
他被抓起來才好呢 I hope he gets stranded.
你在幹嗎 爸爸 What are you doing, Dad?
沒什麼 我在修舊火箭靴 Uh... Oh, nothing. Just working on the old rocket boots.
好棒 我能幫忙嗎 Cool! Can I help?
要子承父業嗎 基普 Following in your dad's footsteps, eh, Kipper?
這可是標準的親子劇情啊 Hey! That makes this an official father-son moment!
這個是幹嗎用的 What's this do?
當心 Whoa! Look out!
過來了 Aah! Ah, incoming!
蓋瑞 浴室裏怎麼有只火箭靴 Gary! Why is there a rocket boot in our bathroom?
這裏是巴卜星電視台 This is BNN.
我們正在直播斯考奇·超新星 We are live as Scorch Supernova investigates
調查來自星際空間的神秘呼救 a mysterious intergalactic cry for help.
本節目由黑暗星球可樂為您提供 Brought to you by Dark Planet Cola.
黑暗星球可樂 Dark Planet Cola!
斯考奇即將走出超新星9號 Scorch is stepping off the Supernova-9 now.
老天 他這身制服可真帥 Oh boy, is he looking good in that suit.
我們來看看黑暗星球表面的直播畫面 Oh! Let's go live to the Dark Planet's surface.
這裏是斯考奇·超新星 從黑暗星球發回的直播 This is Scorch Supernova, live from the Dark Planet.
我來這裏追蹤一個星際救援信號 I'm here responding to an intergalactic SOS call,
搜尋無助的受害者 and on the lookout for helpless victims.
切換到遙控攝像機 嘉比 Switching over to remote cams, Gabby.
祝我好運吧 Wish me luck.
本星球最偉大的英雄冒著生命危險... Our planet's greatest hero, risking life and limb...
他太帥了 He's so awesome.
今後我也要成為斯考奇叔叔這樣的人 I'm gonna be just like Uncle Scorch someday.
那我再生一個好了 Well, better have another kid.
蓋瑞 Gary.
真是每個父親都"喜聞樂見"的事啊 Just what every father wants to hear.
我兒子想變成我弟弟那副傻樣 My son wants to be like my dim-witted brother.
放心 他只是一時興奮 Oh, relax. He's excited.
再說 又有什麼是斯考奇能給他 Besides, what could Scorch possibly give your son
但你給不了的呢 that you can't?
我將這顆星球獻給我的侄子 基普 I dedicate this planet to my nephew, Kip!
我有自己的星球了 超棒 I got my own planet? Awesome!
好吧 這還真是沒法比 OK, that's pretty hard to top.
似乎有光源 There appears to be a light source
從一個發亮的地方傳過來 coming from a light of some kind.
不不不 別那麼做 別往光源處走 Oh, no, no, no. Don't do it! Do not go into the light.
讓我們走向光源 Going to the light.
7-11 日本著名連鎖便利店
太美麗了 It's so beautiful.
發現受害者 救援行動開始 A victim! Commencing rescue op.
你好 Greetings!
我們收到你的呼救 現在過來救你 We've heard your call for help and have come to save you.
我是斯考奇·超新星 I am Scorch Supernova.
奇怪 在我們星球都用握手的 Strange. On my planet we shake hands,
不過就按你的方式來吧 but we can do it your way.
臉都丟盡了 That's humiliating.
老天 你還真愛扭 Boy, you sure love to wave.
我也喜歡 不過我的手臂開始酸了 I love it, too, but my arms are getting tired.
怎麼回事 What was that?
什麼... What...?
不 No!
不 撐住 No! Hang on!
看著我 看著我 Look at me. Look at me!
不要死在我面前 兄弟 Don't you die on me, buddy!
不 No!
靠近目標 Moving in.
-斯考奇 -我們找到一個藍傢伙 - Scorch! - We got a blue one!
他不過就是想扭扭而已 All he wanted to do was wave!
彼得 傑克遜受傷了 Peter, Jackson is down!
外星人跑到這鳥不拉屎的便利店做什麼 Man, what is it with aliens and this desolate roadside 7-Eleven?
站住 外星人 Halt! Alien!
不准用你的先進科技對付我們 Do not use your advanced technology against us!
馬蒂 昆汀 行動 Marty, Quentin, move it out!
放馬過來吧 Scorch me, baby.
快離開那裏 Get out of there!
是時候收拾垃圾了 Time to take out the trash!
下一個誰來 Who's next?
快看他行動 Yeah! Look at him go!
不要 斯考奇麻煩大了 Not now! Scorch is in real trouble.
瞄準這個穿太空服的物體 Aim for the space-suity thingy!
小心 Look out!
是時候撤退了 Time to get outta here.
情況不妙 That's not good.
蓋瑞 我們得另尋出路了 Gary, we better find another way outta here.
蓋瑞 Gary?
斯考奇 Scorch.
很好 我... OK, I take...
你們知道嗎 You know something?
我愛你們 I love you guys.
歡迎來到地球 Welcome to Earth.
把他綁起來裝袋子裏 小子們 Tag him and bag him, boys.
巴卜星航空航天管理局已確認 The Baabian Aeronautics and Space Administration have confirmed
與斯考奇·超新星的所有聯繫均已中斷 that all communications with Scorch Supernova have been severed.
依據目前的情況 我們只能推斷 At this point, we can only assume
這位本星球最偉大的英雄已經 that our planet's greatest hero is...
死亡 is dead?
對不起 我說不下去了 I'm sorry. I can't do this.
-不 -你說他被抓起來才好呢 - Oh, no. - You said you hoped he got stranded.
你希望發生這種事 You wanted this to happen!
你爸爸不會說那種話的 是嗎 I'm sure your father didn't say that. Did you?
我們得去黑暗星球找他 We've gotta get to the Dark Planet and find him!
別急 基普 Just hang on, Kip.
快點 快點 接電話 Come on. Come on, pick up.
你好 蓋瑞 你不是辭職了嗎 Oh, hello, Gary. I thought you quit.
事態緊急 斯考奇被抓走了 This is important. Scorch has been captured.
-一切都在我們控制之中 -拜託 - We've got it under control. - Come on!
爸爸 斯考奇叔叔讓我過去救他 Dad, Uncle Scorch told me to come rescue him.
-我們就是一支救援隊 -基普 - We can be the rescue team. - Kip!
我們是他的家人 必須得去救他 We're his family. We need to go save him.
我正在努力解決 I'm doing everything I can.
你根本沒努力 You're not doing anything!
只是在打電話 You're talking on the phone!
回你自己房間去 Go to your room.
基普 Kipper?
基普 我知道你想去救他 Kipper, I know you want to rescue him,
你很勇敢 and it's very brave of you.
就算我跟你叔叔經常吵架 Even though your uncle and I fight sometimes,
我們仍然是兄弟 we're still brothers.
我會竭盡所能把他救出來 我保證 And I will do whatever it takes to get him home, I promise you.
我愛你 小子 來抱一個 I love you, buddy. Come on, give us a hug.
基普 基普 Kip? Kip!
琪拉 基普不見了 基普不見了 Kira! Kip's gone! Kip's gone!
-什麼 -救援艙 - What? - The rescue pod.
我們得搶在他前面趕到航天局 We've gotta get to BASA before he does.
喂喂喂 你要幹什麼 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
我們乘火箭靴過去 We're using the rocket boots.
你瘋了? 回轉儀沒啟動 Are you crazy? The gyroscope is off,
推力裝置也壞了 the thrust mechanism is broken.
根本沒法用 They're not ready to fly.
我在航天局當了15年測試飛行員 I spent 15 years as a BASA test pilot.
這玩意沒那麼高科技 It's not rocket science.
怎麼沒有 連名字都叫火箭靴 That's exactly what it is. They're rocket boots!
蓋瑞 別顧東顧西了 抓緊 Gary, turn off your brain and hang on.
這樣超級無敵危險 This is staggeringly dangerous!
你都不在火箭靴專用道上 You're not even in a rocket boot lane!
小心 Look out!
抱歉 Sorry!
-你力氣太小 -你想來操縱嗎 - So emasculating. - Do you want to drive?
不 我想活下來 No, I want to live
其實你技術很好 You're actually very good at this!
注意 注意 注意 Look out! Look out! Look out!
抱歉 巴瑞 Sorry, Barry!
我們來了 基普 We're coming, Kipper.
他在哪 Where is he?
基普 別 基普 不要 Kip! No, Kipper, no!
基普 停下 Kip, stop!
-基普 看上面 -基普 不要 - Kip, up here! - Kipper, please!
距自動發射還剩60秒 Automated launch in T-minus 60 seconds.
基普 看這裏 Kip, up here!
蓋瑞 當心 Gary, look out.
這主意壞透了 This is a bad idea.
媽媽 爸爸 你們一起來嗎 Mom! Dad! Are you coming?
不 寶貝 這可不是鬧著玩的 No, honey, this isn't a game.
卡住了 It's stuck!
蓋瑞 想想辦法 Gary, do something!
我來取消發射 I'll shut down the launch.
十二 十一 Twelve, eleven...
你選擇了終止發射 You've chosen Terminate Launch.
-若要確認 請說"是" -是 - To confirm, say yes. - Yes.
-你說"香蕉" 是嗎 -不是 - You said "Banana." Is that correct? - No.
-你回答"不是" -蓋瑞 快點 - You replied "No. " - Gary, hurry up!
取消終止發射進程 Terminate Launch canceled.
不是 我想說"是" No. I mean yes!
-到底是"是"還是"不是" -不是 - Is that a yes or a no? - No.
-你說了"是"嗎 -是 - Did you say yes? - Yes!
你說了"是" 還是... Yes, you said yes, or...?
是 是 Yes! Yes!
卡住了 It's stuck!
抱歉 蓋瑞 Sorry, Gary.
你是對終止發射說"是"嗎 Did you say yes to Terminate Launch?
是 Yes!
發射已終止 Launch terminated.
真險 That was close.
基普 你把我嚇壞了 Oh, Kip, you scared me.
對不起 I'm sorry.
我答應了斯考奇叔叔要去救他 I promised Uncle Scorch I'd go save him.
以後再也不要這樣做了 Don't you ever do that again.
不 基普是對的 No. Kip's right.
斯考奇是我弟弟 Scorch is my brother.
-親愛的 -我得去救他 - Honey? - I've gotta go save him.
等等 你要做什麼 Wait. What are you doing?
很好 發射程序已恢復 Excellent. Launch sequence reengaged.
蓋瑞 Gary?
-爸爸 -我愛你們 - Dad! - I love you guys!
-爸爸 -蓋瑞 - Dad! - Gary!
莉娜 我需要你幫忙 Lena, I need your help.
-琪拉 -蓋瑞上了救援艙 - Kira! - Gary was on that pod!
別擔心 他一著陸我們就跟他聯繫 Don't worry. We'll make contact as soon as he lands.
不不不 你必須派個人跟著他 No, no, no. You have to send someone after him.
沒什麼是我"必須"做的 I don't have to do anything.
你發號施令的時代已經過去了 You don't give the orders around here anymore.
蓋瑞一個人絕對活不下來 Gary will never survive out there alone.
求求你 把我爸爸救回來 Please, bring my dad back.
別擔心 小朋友 我們會竭盡所能 Don't worry, little guy. We're doing everything we can.
我能幫上什麼忙嗎 What can I do to help?
是你自己選擇做全職媽媽的 You're the one who wanted to be a stay-at-home mom.
那就好好待在家 別來妨礙我工作 So why don't you stay at home and let me do my job.
準備最終推進 蓋瑞 Prepare for final approach, Gary.
繫好安全帶 Fasten your seatbelt.
露天電影院 《來自太空3D》
這電影不應該是3D的嗎 I thought this movie was supposed to be in 3-D.
的確是3D的 Shh. It is in 3-D.
這下好多了 OK, that's better.
48區 Area 48.
49區 Area 49.
50區 Area 50.
起落架已放 Landing gear deployed.
起落架已毀 Landing gear destroyed.
請小心離開機艙 蓋瑞 Please exit with caution, Gary.
飛行中艙內物件可能發生移動 Contents may have shifted during the flight.
亂七八糟 是吧 It's all over the place, isn't it?
沒事 別慌 想想訓練時怎麼學的 OK, OK, don't panic. Remember your training.
最安全的做法就是在機艙裏等待 The safest thing to do is wait in your pod.
自毀程序啟動 Self-destruct sequence initiated
什麼 自毀 你是個救援艙 What? Self-destruct? You're a rescue pod!
救援艙不能自毀 Rescue pods don't self-destruct.
-這一艘就能 蓋瑞 -太荒唐了 - This one does, Gary. - This is ridiculous!
-29 28 27 -來人啊 救命 - Twenty-nine, 28, 27... - Hey, anybody! Help!
你的計劃就是崩潰嗎 蓋瑞 Is that your plan, Gary? Panicking?
-16 15 -拜託 - Sixteen, 15... - Come on!
趕快 蓋瑞 你快沒時間了 Ticktock, Gary. Come on. You're running out of time.
-水上降落 怪物襲擊 -10 9 - Water landing, monster attack... Aha! - Ten, nine...
-傻傻困在艙裏 -8 7 - Foolishly trapped inside pod! - eight, seven...
六 五 six, five...
開始崩潰吧 Time to panic.
三 二 three, two...
一 要炸了 one. We're toast.
這套衣服的科技含量驚人 Ah... the technology in this suit is incredible.
-打開它 -遵命 長官 - Now open it. - Yes, sir.
噁心 Yuck!
終極藍核 Blubonium.
威力比原子能還要強上萬倍 Ten thousand times more powerful than atomic energy.
那玩意怎麼會在裏面 Hey. How'd that get in there?
你醒了 Oh, you're awake.
放開我 讓我離開 Let me go! Let me outta here!
繼續睡吧 Shh. Go back to sleep.
您正在收聽C段調頻的超凡極右時間 You're listening to Far-out, Far-right Hour on C-Dub FM.
下面接通熱線電話 您好 Let's go to the phones! Caller?
我是霍克 在51區的711便利店上班 This is Hawk calling. I work at 7-Eleven near Area 51,
等了這麼多年 終於實現了 and after years of waiting, it finally happened!
找到女朋友了? You had a date with a girl.
什麼 不 是外星人 老兄 What? No. A close-encounter, man!
我們看向窗外 We looked out the window
那個藍色的傢伙就站在那裏 and this blue dude was standing right there.
-太棒了 -霍克 霍克 聽我說 - It was awesome. - Hawk, Hawk, Hawk, listen to me.
如果你說的是真的 If what you say is true,
那他們來地球就只有一個目的 they're here for one reason and one reason only,
綁架 abduction!
沒事 哥們 我們是朋友 It's OK, bro! We're friends.
-你在幹什麼 -要給他留個好印象 - What are you doing? - We gotta make a good impression.
拿出點和平的誠意來 We need a peace offering.
沒事的 小兄弟 It's OK, little guy.
歡迎來到地球 藍哥們 Welcome to Earth, blue buddy.
為了防止奴役人類的行為 In an effort to avoid enslavement,
我贈予你人類最美味的冰涼醒腦飲品 I offer you the finest chilled refreshment known to the human race.
他喜歡 He likes it!
他當然喜歡 對你的品牌有點信心 Of course he likes it. Where's your brand loyalty, man?
不 No!
你會後悔的 別喝那麼急 You're gonna regret it! Don't do it!
沒事沒事 冷靜點 藍哥們 沒事的 OK, OK, OK. Calm down, blue buddy. It's OK.
這叫冰上頭 It's called a brain freeze.
跟我們在一起 就要學會小口吸 If you're gonna hang with us, you need to learn to sip.
帶他走 Take him away!
-放我下去 -小藍哥們 - Put me down! - Little blue buddy...
51種口味
沒有哪裏比51區更好玩 未經批准禁入
51區
停下來 放我出去 Stop this! Let me out!
美國全球防禦局為您呈現 51區全方位解答
歡迎來到地球
異世界的生物 歡迎來到地球 Hello, creature from another world. Welcome to planet Earth.
你現在是美國政府的客人了 You are now a guest of the US government.
地球上的居民又稱作"人類" When interacting with the inhabitants of Earth, or humans,
與他們互動時須遵守以下基本禮節 you should abide by the following basic etiquette.
可以握手 Handshake, good.
不可以用死亡光線蒸發人類 Death ray... bad. No vaporizing.
現代人類文明還禁止以下下幾點 Modern Earth culture also frowns on the followings.
吃人肉 插"菊花" 銀色連體褲 Eating human flesh, probing, silver jumpsuits,
綁架人類 共產主義 赤身裸體 abduction, Communism, nudity.
如果你或你認識的人 If you or someone you know
建造了金字塔 is responsible for building the pyramids,
請告知我們 we'd like to know about it.
如果你去過百慕大三角 If you've been to the Bermuda Triangle
還順手帶走了幾個人類 and brought someone home with you,
請立即歸還 please return them immediately.
最後 如果你是外星長住居民 And, finally, if you're a resident alien,
請去136層的移民處櫃檯登記 please report to the immigration desk on level 316.
希望這段錄像能讓您瞭解我們的星球 We hope this has been an informative look at our planet,
請不要對我們發動戰爭 and urge you not to seek war against us.
希望您在51區過得愉快 Enjoy your stay here at Area 51.
劇 終
來瞧一瞧你的腦袋 Let's take a peek into that head of yours.
大腦掃瞄處理中 Brain scan processing.
愚蠢 呆傻 遲鈍 一般 Stupid. Simple. Dimwit. Average.
聰明 天才 天才 天才 Smart. Genius. Genius. Genius...
我們逮著一個真天才 We got ourselves a real genius!
沙克會想見你的 Shanker's gonna want to meet you.
這就是那個奇才 長官 Here's the brainiac, sir.
你就是那個天才 So... you're the genius.
你要怎麼樣 研究我? 解剖我? What are you gonna do to me? Probe me? Dissect me?
-把我剁碎吃掉? -放鬆 - Chop me up and eat me? - Relax.
我喜歡你的發明 I'm a big fan of your work.
斯考奇 Scorch!
你把我弟弟怎麼了 What have you done with my brother?
我們馬上就會說到他的 We'll get to him soon enough.
這是你設計的吧 This is your design, isn't it?
你怎麼知道 How do you know that?
很讓我印象深刻 Well, color me impressed.
我自認是外星科技的內行 And I consider myself a connoisseur when it comes to alien technology.
你的才智可以為我所用 I could use a man with your brain power.
蓋瑞 我這裏是勞動釋放制度 You see, Gary, I run a work release program.
你勞動 我就釋放你 You work, then I release you.
你要確保我最新的項目能順利進行 You are going to make sure my latest project goes off without a hitch.
見到斯考奇之前我什麼也不會做 I'm not doing anything until I see Scorch.
在我動真格之前你就儘管得瑟吧 You can whine till you're blue in the face,
這裏的一切都是我說了算 but I call the shots around here.
全體出去 快速前進 Everyone out, now! Double-time!
等等 還沒說完呢 我弟弟在哪裏 Wait! Wait! We're not finished! Where's my brother?
你好 沙克小親親 Hello, Shanky-panky.
你好 我的寶貝 Hello, my darling.
你美極了 You look ravishing.
你總是這麼說 Oh, you always say that.
因為事實如此 That's because it's true.
-禮物收到了嗎 -嗯 - Did you get my present? - Yes.
-收到了 -喜歡嗎 - I did. - So do you like it?
還...行吧 It's... OK.
寶貝 怎麼了 Pookie, what's wrong?
沒事 挺好的 只是我以為會有更多 Nothing, it's fine. I just... I was expecting more.
那只是個樣品 Well, that was just a sample
還有很多 我保證 There's more coming, I promise.
我帶來的足夠我們一起統治宇宙 I'm bringing enough so we can rule the universe together.
抓緊 親愛的 Hurry, my love.
輕點 輕點 慢慢把我放下 Gentle, gentle. Just set me down nice and easy.
喂 有人嗎 Hello? Anyone?
你們不能這樣 我有人權的 You can't do this! I know my rights!
你好 室友 Hey! Hi there, roomie!
馬桶你用完了嗎 Hey, are you finished with the toilet?
我叫瑟曼 很高興認識你 I'm Thurman. Pleased to meet you.
天哪 你渾身都是黏液 Hello. Oh, my goodness. You're all covered in slime.
-你都乾透了 -現在不幹了 - Ugh! You're all dried out. - Not anymore.
我來自加德布魯克475星 I'm from Zaddlebrok 475.
-沒聽過 -聽過加德布魯克473吧 - Never heard of it. - You've heard of Zaddlebrok 473.
-對對 當然聽過 -再過兩個星就是 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. - It's two planets over.
有道理 Makes sense.
總之 你先安頓一下 Anyway, you should settle in.
東西放在下鋪就行 Throw your stuff on the bottom bunk.
我得逃出去 I gotta get outta here.
不能打個電話嗎 Don't I get a phone call?
是啊 打電話 寬屏電視 Oh, yeah. A phone call? A big-screen TV?
埃及純棉床單 Egyptian cotton sheets?
這裏是51區 老兄 醒醒吧 This is Area 51, man. Wake up!
小點聲 我要閉一眼 Keep it down! I'm trying to get some shut-eye.
我懂了 閉一眼 你只有一隻眼 Oh, I get it. Shut-eye. You've got one eye.
你拿我的一隻眼開玩笑? Are you making fun of my one eye?
冷靜 獨眼妹 別忘了這裏的制度 Easy, Io. Remember the program.
堅持制度 堅持制度 Just stick to the program, stick to the program.
抱歉我突然發火了 I apologize for my outburst.
我叫獨眼妹 我有些情緒問題要克服 My name is lo, and I'm working through some anger issues.
她人很好 She seems nice.
是個好姑娘 我是醫生 Oh, yeah, great gal. I'm Doc.
-你是個醫生? -電台脫口秀治療師 - You're a doctor? - Radio talk show therapist.
跟真醫生沒區別 就是所有資格證都沒有 Same thing without all the training, credentials or qualifications.
小藍兄弟 你叫什麼 So, Little Boy Blue, you got a name?
蓋瑞 我來找我弟弟 你見過他嗎 Gary. I'm here looking for my brother. Have you seen him?
他長什麼樣 跟你一樣藍嗎 What's he look like? Blue like you?
一點不錯 但他肌肉健美發達 Yes, exactly like me except with huge muscles
臉廓硬朗剛毅 牙齒整齊潔白 and a chiseled jaw and perfect teeth.
好吧 就是說你是比較醜的那個 OK, so you're the ugly brother.
我應該不會那麼說的 Oh, well, I wouldn't put it that way.
我又不是在問你 Oh, it's not a question.
斯考奇可以幫助我們逃離 Look, Scorch can bust us out of here.
他有架飛船 他可以帶我們回家 He's got a ship. He can get us home.
只有一個辦法能離開這裏 There's only one way out of here.
發明夠酷的玩意 沙克才會放你走 Invent enough cool stuff and Shanker lets you go.
這就是51區的制度 That's how Area 51 works.
他誘拐了我們這些宇宙內最聰明的外星人 He lures the smartest aliens from across the universe
把我們關進監獄 and throws us in jail.
比如瑟曼 他以前是位教授 Take Thurman. He was a professor.
他用那四隻手發明了觸屏科技 Those four hands invented touchscreen technology.
還有獨眼妹 她過去是名圖書管理員 Or Io. She used to be a librarian.
她實在吃不消天天幫人找書 She got so mad looking stuff up for people
於是發明了搜索引擎 that she invented the search engine.
最重要的是 我 And most importantly, me.
我的電台秀出名之後 我發明了社交網絡 After my radio show got famous, I invented social networking.
我有50億等待通過的好友請求 I've got five billion pending friend requests.
沙克就是這樣得到此地的運轉資金的 That's how Shanker bankrolls this place.
他竊取我們的科技對外出售 He rips off our technology and sells it to the world.
無縫不鑽無孔不入 He's got deals with everybody.
蘋果 臉書 谷歌那幫人 Apple, Facebook, them Google guys.
你以為人類能做出這些東西嗎 You think humans could build this stuff?
我不這麼認為 I don't think so.
你以為是誰發明了網絡 Who do you think invented the Internet?
手機 電腦動畫? Cell phones? Computer animation?
是我們 We did!
謝謝 我很喜歡科技史 但我在找我弟弟 Thank you. I love tech history. But have you seen my brother?
外星人注意 請立即到餐廳集合 Attention, aliens. Please report immediately to the cafeteria.
記住 And remember,
禁止在走廊裏漂浮 levitating in the passageways is strictly prohibited.
那是什麼鬼東西 What the heck is that?
全宇宙只有一個生物呼嚕能打這麼響 There is only one creature in the universe that snores that loud.
斯考奇 斯考奇 醒醒 Scorch! Scorch! Wake up!
今天有太空英雄考試 沒複習 Space hero test today. Didn't study.
什麼玩意 What the...?
睡個覺要用掉一整盤沙拉 Needs a whole salad to sleep.
蓋瑞 蓋瑞 你在這裏幹什麼 Ow! Huh? Gary? Hey, Gary! What are you doing here?
我來救你 I'm here to rescue you.
你來救我? 我肯定還在做夢 You're rescuing me? I'm still dreaming.
我提心吊膽跑了15光年來救你 I come 15 light-years out of my comfort zone to save you,
我的親弟弟就是這麼謝我的 and this is the thanks I get from my own brother?
叫我前老闆 我把你開除了 Try ex-boss. I fired you.
不 我辭職了 No, I quit.
第一次沒有我的任務就被關進監獄了 And your first mission without me, you wind up in jail.
你又在哪裏呢 監獄 And where did you end up? Jail.
你們倆應該來預約治療 You two should make an appointment.
外星人注意 餐廳現在開始供應午餐 Attention, aliens. Lunch is now being served in the cafeteria.
請留神大兵 他們特別心不在焉 Please be mindful of the joes as they are unusually sloppy.
發射台電腦會告訴我們爸爸的位置 The launch station computer will tell us where Daddy is.
定位十三號救援艙 Locate Rescue Pod 13.
已於29點整自毀 Self-destruct initiated at 2900 hours
-什麼 -自毀? - What? - Self-destruct?
回放艙內錄像 Play back in-flight camera.
你是個救援艙 救援艙不能自毀 You're a rescue pod! Rescue pods don't self-destruct.
太荒唐了 This is ridiculous!
爸爸 Dad!
只有指揮中心才能摧毀飛船 Only Mission Control can destroy a ship.
一定是這裏的人發出的指令 Somebody here had to give that order.
快趴下 Quick, get down.
莉娜 Lena.
別動 Keep still.
行 很好 OK, that's good.
-快點裝貨 -明白 老大 - Hurry up and get it loaded. - You got it, boss.
這麼多終極藍核足夠炸掉整個銀河系 That much Blubonium could blow up the whole galaxy.
-酷 -不不不 一點也不酷 - Cool. - No, no, no, not cool.
非常非常不酷 我們得通知... Very, very not cool. We have to tell somebody.
通知誰 Tell somebody what?
莉娜 Lena!
快跑 Run!
快逃 基普 Go, Kipper!
放開我 Let me go!
我明明讓你回家的 親愛的 I gave you a chance to go home, sweetie.
你自己非要留下 You should've taken it.
小崽子跑掉了 Little rat got away.
沒關係 It doesn't matter,
不過是個小屁孩 he's just a kid.
把她綁起來帶走 Tie her up and bring her with us.
等等 蓋瑞怎麼辦 Wait! What about Gary?
蓋瑞 那個懦夫 Gary? That coward?
他再也回不來了 He's never coming back.
謝謝 Thank you.
給我來點抖抖果凍 Hit me with some jiggly cubes.
各位先生 Hi, guys.
不知道你們到底是先生 Not sure if you guys are guys.
還是女士 Or ladies.
不論如何 沒關係 Either way, no problem.
這些是小灰人 Those are the Greys.
不知道沙克抓住了他們什麼把柄 No one knows what Shank has got on them,
他們對他言聽計從 but they do his bidding.
所以千萬別惹毛他們 懂嗎 So don't get on their bad side, understand?
你們好 大光頭 What's up? Eggheads.
每樣都來兩份 再隨便來一份什麼 Give me two of everything and one more of anything.
有些東西就是與生俱來的 Hey! Some things you just can't teach.
這些都是什麼 What are... what is all this?
這裏有各種外星佳餚 We have lots of alien delicacies.
怪味果 九爪魚 Blorm, Phrebbish,
包子 減肥包子 Zumft, diet Zumft,
放養的包子 free-range Zumft,
非乳制無麩包子 non-dairy gluten-free Zumft.
如果想要更完美的味覺體驗 And if you're looking for something a bit more refined,
這裏還有新鮮的土豆泥 we got fresh plarbe.
你好啊 Oh, hello.
實際上 我還不餓 You know what? I'm not hungry.
-外星佬 -您先請 - Aliens. - After you.
蓋瑞 我看過一堆越獄電影 Gary! I've seen a lot of jail break movies.
我們只需要分散他們注意力 All we need to break out of here is a diversion,
找把鏟子 a shovel
另外我們一定不要聲張 and a blowup dummy of ourselves.
沒那麼簡單 斯考奇 別這麼沒頭腦 It's not that simple, Scorch. Don't be reckless.
從現在起壓低聲音討論越獄大計 And from now on, let's whisper our escape plan.
這就是你的毛病 蓋瑞 That's your problem, Gary.
總是幻想連篇 Always wishy-washy,
從不付諸行動 never taking action.
這就是為什麼我成了英雄 That's what makes me the heroic brother.
你算什麼英雄 You're some hero.
沒有我 你什麼都不是 Without me, you're nothing.
聽啊 電腦乖乖男大言不慚 Ooh, big words from a computer-loving mama's boy.
不 這叫忠言逆耳 No, they're regular-sized words.
你這麼笨又怎麼能明白呢 You're just too dumb to understand.
幸好基普將想成為我這樣的英雄 Good thing Kip's gonna be a hero like me,
而不是你這樣的懦夫 not a coward like you.
還給你 Ugh! You take that back!
幹得好 蓋瑞 真是"成熟" Oh! Nice, Gary. Nice. Real mature.
正中目標 Oh! Right in the kisser!
食物大戰 Food fight!
餐廳發生食物大騷亂 We have a food-related disturbance in the cafeteria!
-捉住他 -站住 給我過來 - Get him! - Stop! Get back here!
過來 小畜生 Come here, you little runt!
真是風水輪流轉呢 How the tables have turned.
真是走運 Well, that was lucky.
馬上住手 不然會有人受傷的 Stop this right now before somebody gets hurt.
好吧 你自找的 All right, that's it.
正中紅心 Bull's eye!
開打了 Oh, it's on!
看看你闖的禍 Now you've done it.
布魯斯 當心 Bruce, look out!
威利斯 快逃 Willis, run!
大夥兒 這也太不禮貌了 People, people, where are your manners?
吃東西的時候說話才是最不禮貌的 You're the one talking with your mouth full of yourself.
你非得火上澆油嗎 Do you have to do that now?
抓緊一切時間練習 Hey, practice makes perfect.
喬治 盧卡斯 上啊 George! Lucas! Let's go!
-軍警來了 -抓住他們 - It's the fuzz! - Get 'em!
克裏斯托弗 諾蘭 給我站起來 Christopher! Nolan! On your feet!
你好 親愛的 Hello, my dear.
馬上住手 Stop right there!
你竟敢刮指揮官耳光子 How dare you slap a commanding officer!
行了 外星人 All right, alien...
斯考奇 小心身後 Scorch, behind you!
-好球 -謝謝 - Nice! - Thank you.
猜猜我是誰 Guess who!
我們離開這裏 Let's get outta here.
好樣的 Oh, yeah!
立正 Ten-hut!
我是宇宙之王 I'm king of the world!
沒打中 You missed.
我警告過他們不要玩食物大戰 I told these guys, "You'd better not food fight,"
但他們不聽 But they did.
我會打掃乾淨的 I'm gonna sweep this up.
到和平防禦盾集合 快速行進 Report to the peace shield, on the double.
這就是和平防禦盾 This is the peace shield.
是一把行星槍 It's an asteroid gun.
一把巨槍並不能帶來和平吧 Nothing says peace like a giant gun, huh?
打死我也理解不了 It's overkill if you ask me.
但這是美國啊 But it's America.
他們就是愛誇大其詞 They supersize everything.
這是你們造出來的嗎 You guys built this thing?
搞了差不多10年 Took us almost ten years.
現在只差動力裝置了 Now we're just waiting for one last piece. The power source.
然後我們就能回母星了 Then we can go back to our home planets.
-回太陽 -回太陽 - Or sun. - Or sun.
真的嗎 你住在太陽上? Seriously? You live on the sun?
沒錯 氣候難以忍受 Yep. You can't beat the weather.
雖然你沒有參與設計 Oh, even though you didn't work on it,
也在這裏簽個名吧 you've gotta sign the floor.
一切為了粉絲 Anything for a fan.
這麼多名字 That's a lot of names.
他們都去哪兒了 Where are all those guys?
沙克建這機器已很多年了 Shanker's been building this thing for years.
他可能讓他們走了 He probably let 'em go.
拿開你的髒手 Get your hands off me.
你逃不掉的 You'll never get away with this.
現實真美好 The beauty of it is,
我已經逃掉了 I already have.
斯考奇和蓋瑞都不在了 With Scorch and Gary gone,
誰還能阻止我呢 who's gonna stop me?
什麼情... What the...?
是時候收拾垃圾了 Time to take out the trash!
-基普 不要 -放馬過來吧 - Kipper, no! - Scorch me, baby!
給我過來 Come back here!
-放開我媽媽 -"放馬過來吧" - Let my mom go! - "Scorch me, baby."
你這個怪物 You monster!
要是有相機就好了 I wish I had my camera.
多完美的家族肖像 What a perfect family portrait.
快速行進 將軍就要來了 Look alive! General's coming in hot!
別做傻事 Shh. Don't do anything stupid.
51區的全體士兵 Soldiers of Area 51,
最後的難題已迎刃而解 the final piece of the puzzle has arrived.
終極藍核反應堆 That's a Blubonium reactor.
他怎麼搞到手的 How did he get his hands on it?
有人偷偷塞到我制服裏了 Somebody smuggled that thing in my suit.
有什麼大不了的 What's the big deal?
你知不知道那玩意兒威力有多大 Do you have any idea how powerful that stuff is?
準備試發射 Prepare for test firing.
-你們聽到了 -動起來 - You heard the man! - Go! Go! Go!
危險
我的老朋友 哈雷彗星 My old friend, Halley's Comet.
50年後也回不來了 Not back for another 50 years.
到時候誰會想念它呢 So... who's gonna miss it?
瞄準哈雷彗星 Targeting Halley's Comet.
為哈雷的家人準備弔唁信 Preparing condolence card for Halley's family.
目標鎖定 Target acquired.
永別了 哈雷 Hasta la vista, Halley.
太好了 成功了 Yeah, baby! It works!
我們能回家了 We're going home!
酷斃了 Awesome!
火辣一擊 Hot diggity!
大事不妙 This is not good.
夥計們 開心點 來慶祝一下 Come on, guys, lighten up. It's party time!
不要悶悶不樂了 Get down with your bad self!
那個裝置裏的終極藍核足以毀掉一個星球 There's enough Blubonium in that thing to blow up a planet.
我們是要像你一樣磨嘰到死 Well, are we gonna sit around "Garying" this to death
還是真正行動起來 or are we gonna do something about it?
斯考奇 Scorch!
-你瘋了嗎 -把它放下 馬上 - Are you nuts? - Put that down, now!
抓住他 Get him!
你死定了 You're going down!
詹姆斯 卡梅隆 抓住他 James, Cameron, get the alien!
放馬過來吧 Scorch me, baby.
做好準備 夥計們 Brace yourself, boys!
攔住他 Stop him!
他耍得你們團團轉 He's walking all over you.
截住他 Stop him!
哥這招怎麼樣 How you like me now?
不 我的反應堆 No! My reactor!
把他帶走 Get him out of here!
-不 住手 -蓋瑞 別插手 - No, stop! - Gary, stay out of this!
把小的也帶上 Bring the little one, too.
你這樣正中他下懷 蓋瑞 You got him right where you want him, Gary!
如果修不好反應堆 If you can't fix that reactor,
你們就再也別想回家了 nobody's going home. Ever.
他無聲的怒氣比爆發的怒氣更可怕 His quiet anger is even angrier than his loud one.
你這個沒用的藍白癡 You useless blue moron.
你知不知道你剛剛幹了些什麼 Do you realize what you've done?
救了幾百萬無辜的外星人 I saved millions of innocent aliens,
因為我是英雄 'cause that's what heroes do.
你邪惡的計劃沒有得逞 You failed at your evil plans,
因為你是惡棍 'cause that's what villains do.
這塊麵包屑粘在我臉上 And this crumb got stuck on my face,
因為這是麵包屑 'cause that's what crumbs do.
-斯考奇 -沒事 蓋瑞 - Scorch. - It's OK, Gary.
不論你怎麼處置我 Do what you want with me.
我都不會幫你 I'll never help you.
我就知道你會這麼說 I thought you might say that.
斯考奇 不要 Scorch! No!
-有遺言嗎 -有 - Any last words? - Yes.
朋友們 異星人們 同胞們 Friends, aliens, countrymen,
請高舉你們的觸手 lend me your tentacles.
不要把我看作是英雄 Don't think of me as a hero.
請把我看做是個行為英勇的英雄主義者 Think of me as a guy who acted heroically while full of heroism.
你練了多久了 Have you been practicing this?
蓋瑞 幫我告訴嘉比我愛她 Gary, tell Gabby I love her.
告訴我的粉絲我愛他們 Tell my fans I love them.
總之 要是有人問起 Just as a general rule, if anyone asks,
就說我愛他們 tell them I love them.
蓋瑞 我也愛你 老弟 Hey, Gary, I love you too, little brother.
-永別了 殘忍的銀河系 -不 - Goodbye, cruel galaxy. - No!
看來我還有時間多說幾句 Well, looks like I've got time for a few more.
那個給我的飛船打蠟的傢伙 Tell the guy that waxes my ship...
他叫什麼來著 what's his name again?
隨便吧 It doesn't matter.
告訴他我愛他 Just tell him that I love him.
告訴黑暗星球可樂公司的人 And the people at Dark Planet Cola,
我也愛他們 tell them I love them.
閉嘴 知道了 Stop. We get it.
不 住手 No. Stop!
我是航天局工程師 I'm a BASA engineer.
我可以修好反應堆 I can fix the Blubonium.
不要幫他 蓋瑞 Don't help him, Gary!
我們才是正義一方 We did the right thing!
不要 No!
不 斯考奇 放他出來 No! Scorch! Let him go!
只要你幫我修好和平防禦盾 As soon as you fix my peace shield.
還有一件事 Oh, and one more thing.
要是你膽敢向其他人透露一句 If you tell any of the others about this,
我就把你們全部凍住 I'll freeze you all!
滾進去 外星佬 Get in there, alien.
搞出這種亂子 你居然還有臉回來 You got some nerve walking in here after that stunt.
我... I...
你弟弟呢 Where's your brother?
被沙克抓住了 Shanker's got him.
他為什麼放了你 Why'd he let you go?
因為他覺得我能修好 Because he thinks I can fix it.
那你行嗎 Can you fix it?
當然 我可是航天局工程師 Of course. I'm a BASA engineer.
謝天謝地 Oh, thank goodness.
但我覺得我不該幫他 But I don't think I should.
什麼 Say what?
修好了 我們就能回家 I fix it, we all go home,
是嗎 right?
正是 有什麼不對嗎 Exactly. What's wrong with that?
沙克就會擁有宇宙內最強大的武器 Shanker ends up with the most powerful weapon in the universe.
無非是一支玩具槍射射小行星 So he's got a toy for shooting down asteroids.
有什麼大不了 Big deal.
你也看到它的威力了 You saw what it can do.
誰知道下次輪到哪個星球 Who knows what he'll blow up next.
要是你的星球怎麼辦 What if it's your planet?
別瞎緊張 蓋瑞 Don't be paranoid, Gary.
天才總是這樣緊張兮兮的 It happens to smart people all the time.
太多的思緒會吞噬掉你的才智 You start thinking too much and it gets the best of you.
你們真的相信沙克嗎 You guys actually trust Shanker?
我們並沒有選擇的權利 We're kinda low on options here, gary.
我們還能怎麼辦 What choice do we have?
我們可以拒絕 We refuse to fix it.
然後呢 靜坐抗議嗎 Then what? Stage a silent protest?
別開玩笑了 Come on, man!
你想讓我們一輩子困在這裏嗎 You want us to be stuck in here forever?
我也不知道該怎麼辦 I don't know what to do, OK?
讓我靜一靜 思考一下 Just let me sit down for a second and think!
你這是靜靜地等死 You mean sit around and do nothing.
總之我們要去修好它 Well, we're gonna try to fix it.
你到底加不加入 Are you coming or not?
告訴你 我們不需要你 You know what? We don't need you.
我們走 瑟曼 Come on, Thurman.
剪紅線 Cut the red wire.
不不不 剪綠線 No, no, no! Cut the green wire.
當我沒說 我是色盲 Scratch that. I'm colorblind.
閉嘴 我需要集中精力 Quiet! I need to concentrate.
我的第三隻眼太干擾視線 My third eye, it's messing me up.
我不幹了 I can't do it!
就這樣了 玩完了? So that's it? Game over?
全體遠離終極藍核 Step away from the Blubonium.
專業的來了 瑟曼 你被開除了 My man! Thurman, you're fired.
你知道應該怎麼做嗎 You sure you know what you're doing?
我在銀河工程師考試中拿到12.0的高分 I scored a 12.0 on my galactic engineering exams.
你知道這代表什麼嗎 Do you know what that means?
代表你在高中沒有朋友? You had no friends in high school?
代表在一個滿是書獃子的銀河系里 It means in a galaxy filled with nerds,
我是書獃之王 I'm their king.
希望能行 I hope this works.
-能回家了 -我要去交停車罰單了 - We're going home! - It's time to pay my parking tickets!
蓋瑞 這正常嗎 Uh, Gary? Is that normal?
-好了 瑟曼 別瞎緊張 -好吧 - Come on, Thurman, don't be paranoid. - OK.
蓋瑞 蓋瑞 蓋瑞 Gary! Gary! Gary...!
說幾句吧 蓋瑞 Speech, Gary!
收拾行李 準備出發 Pack your stuff and be ready to go.
我要去把我弟弟救出來 I'm going to get my brother back.
-這傢伙想見你 長官 -我來處理 - This one was asking for you, sir. - Leave him with me.
我來帶我弟弟走 I'm here for my brother.
蓋瑞 終於肯合作了 Ah, Gary... finally a team player.
我按你的要求做了 修好了反應堆 I did what you asked. I fixed the reactor.
而且很及時 And just in time.
有了這些終極藍核 我會有多強大呢 Imagine how powerful I'll be with all this Blubonium.
-你是怎麼...-你們自稱是智能生命 - What? How did you...? - You call yourself intelligent life.
太有意思了 These are fun.
我可以玩一整天 I could do that all day.
放我們走 你已經得償所願了 Let us go! You got what you wanted!
為什麼要放你們走 反正遲早要殺死你們 Why let you go now, only to hunt you down later?
殺死我們? 但我們為和平而來 Hunt us down? But we come in peace.
沒有人為和平而來 Nobody comes in peace.
我六歲那年眼睜睜看著他們殺死我爸爸 I was six years old when they took my father from me.
想想看 小子 Think about this, champ.
宇宙中有那麼多星球 With that many stars out there,
一定有智能生命的存在 there just has to be intelligent life.
-好棒 能讓我看看嗎 -馬上 兒子 - Golly! Can I have a look, Pops? - In a minute, son.
什麼 那是什麼 What? What is that?
我的天啊 是飛碟 Good gravy! It's a UFO!
你是不是忘記加油了?
我以為你去加油了!! 我只帶了零食!
兒子 真是不敢相信 Son, you wouldn't believe it!
我這輩子都在等待這一... This is the moment I've been waiting for my entire...
不 No!
在你和你弟弟團聚之前 Before you join your brother,
我還有最後一樣東西給你看 there's one last thing I'd like to show you.
我懂 不要問 不要說 Hey, don't ask, don't tell.
我不是說頭髮 蠢貨 Not the hair, you idiot.
-莉娜 -你好 蓋瑞 - Lena! - Ugh. Hello, Gary.
你已經見過我的未婚夫了 I see you've met my fianc?
-未婚夫 -我們在網上認識的 - Fianc? - We met online.
你得跟上潮流 蓋瑞 Get with the times, Gary.
你們全家都那麼喜歡多管閒事 Your whole family has been meddling in my business.
-訣別的時候到了 蓋瑞 -基普 琪拉 - Time to say goodbye, Gary. - Kip! Kira!
-莉娜 他在利用你 -他利用了所有人 - Lena, please, he's using you. - He's using all of us.
他只是嫉妒你不愛他而已 OK, he's just jealous he couldn't have you.
-什麼 -拜拜 - Hmm? - Ta-ta.
你怎麼能這樣做 How could you do this?
你覺得我真會愛上一個外星人嗎 You think I'm actually in love with an alien?
等她帶著我的終極藍核離開你們的星球之後 When she leaves your planet with my Blubonium,
我就會炸了它 I'm gonna blow it up.
這還只是開始 But Baab's just the beginning.
我要把這些異類星球一個個消滅掉 I'm gonna wipe out the alien infestation one planet at a time.
如果你摧毀所有的智能生命星球 If you destroy every planet with intelligent life,
天空中就沒有星星了 you'll have no stars left in the sky.
我早就過了看星星的年齡了 My stargazing days are over.
放我出去 Let me out!
恭喜 你自由了 才怪 Hey, congratulations. You're free! Not!
不 你們不能這樣 No, you can't do this!
拜託 放我出去 Please! Let me out of here!
不知道你能不能聽到 但...對不起 I don't know if you can hear me, but... I'm sorry.
我是來救你的 不是來跟你一起送命的 My plan was to get you out of here, not end up frozen beside you.
我辜負了你 也辜負了我的家人 I failed you. I failed my family.
如果沒有英雄的出生入死 All the planning in the world doesn't amount to anything
任何計劃都只是廢紙一張 without a hero to make it happen.
我盡力了 弟弟 I tried, brother!
對不起 I'm sorry!
斯考奇 Scorch...
那是蓋瑞的老婆? 他怎麼釣到手的 So that's Gary's wife? How'd he make that happen?
明白 他只會整天... I know. Isn't he all like...
基普 我讓你快逃的 你不該回來 Oh, Kip, I told you to run. You shouldn't have come back.
我不能丟下你 媽媽 I couldn't leave you, Mom.
小小探險者不會棄任何人於不顧 A Junior Adventurer never leaves a man behind.
基普 這不是玩遊戲 Kipper, this isn't a game.
我知道 我已經不是小孩子了 I know. I'm not a little kid anymore.
所以我才會回來救你 That's why I came to rescue you.
你非常勇敢 但現在我們都被困在這了 And you're very brave, but now we're both stuck in here.
那是因為我還沒有開始救你呢 That's because I'm not done rescuing you.
爆炸膠帶 你是故意讓他們抓你的 Blast tape? You let them catch you.
媽媽 你要保持安靜 Mom, I'm gonna need you to be quiet.
基普 當心 Kip, be careful.
我們竟然淪落到看守柔弱婦孺 I can't believe we're guarding a lady and a kid.
-太丟人了 -這是托兒所嗎 - It's embarrassing. - Is this a daycare?
不關我的事喲 Here goes nothing.
把門打開 把門打開 快點 Open the door! Open the door! Hurry up!
基普 小心 Kip, look out!
你們已被放倒 Consider yourselves scorched!
快點 我們時間不多了 Come on, we don't have much time.
我去阻止那艘飛船 I've gotta stop that ship.
你去指揮中心藏起來 把門鎖上 You go hide in Mission Control and lock that door behind you.
收到 Copy that!
這種惡棍行為不是你的風格 This whole villain thing, it's not you.
壓力太大會加速衰老 如果我能... You know? And the stress is aging you, if I might be...
閉嘴 你沒有靜音按鈕嗎 Shut up. Don't you have a mute button?
鎖上了 It's locked.
我們政府認為小行星是地球最大的威脅 Our government thinks asteroids are Earth's biggest threat.
但我們更清楚 地球最大的威脅是? But some of us know better. The biggest threat to planet Earth?
全球變暖 Global warming.
外星人 Aliens.
我們要先發制人 摧毀他們的星球 We will wipe out their planets before they come for us.
第一個目標是 巴卜星球 Our first target? Planet Baab!
是蓋瑞的星球 That's Gary's planet!
正在鎖定巴卜星球 成功鎖定 Targeting planet Baab. Target acquired.
不好意思 長官 很抱歉打斷你 Excuse me, sir? Sorry to interrupt.
只是想知道你大概什麼時候送我們回家 Just wondering approximately what time you'll be sending us home.
他真的這麼傻嗎 Is he really this stupid?
你能去的地方只有冷凍倉 The only place you're going is the freezer.
這下你不會再亂發脾氣了吧 Oh! I trust there'll be no more outbursts?
不 No!
危險 系統故障 Danger. System malfunction.
為什麼運行不了 Why isn't it working?
蓋瑞 Gary?
不 這是個圈套 關掉 關掉 No! It's a trap! Shut it down! Shut it down!
不 No!
系統超負荷 System overload.
快撤離 快撤離 Evacuate! Evacuate!
嚴重警告 快出去 大家快出去 Seriously. Get out of here. Everybody, out!
快跑 快離開 Scram. Gotta go. Uh-oh.
項圈掉了 我們自由了 They're off! We're free! Whoo!
你們會付出代價的 把他們都凍住 You're all gonna pay for this! Freeze the aliens!
獨眼妹 起來 該發飆了 姑娘 Io, get up! It's time to get mad, girl.
制度怎麼辦 What about the program?
別管什麼制度了 Forget the program!
能量大爆發 Tasers to full power!
接我一招 Yeah! Take that!
這就是招惹醫生的下場 That's what you get when you mess with the Doc!
夥計們 我們得快點離開這裏 Uh, guys? We might wanna get out of here!
斯考奇 Scorch!
斯考奇 醒醒 Scorch, hey! Come on!
-斯考奇 -蓋瑞 - Scorch! - Gary?
見到你真好 Oh, it's good to see you.
你還好嗎 Are you OK?
當然了 沒人能阻止斯考奇·超新星 Of course I am. Nothing can stop Scorch Supernova.
我的腿好像出了點問題 Ow! I'm having a bit of a leg situation over here.
你的腿還沒有完全融化 You're still thawing out.
蓋瑞 我太重了 你快逃吧 Gary, I'm too heavy. Go! Save yourself.
斯考奇 不行 Scorch, I couldn't.
我開玩笑的 快點 加把勁 I'm not serious! Come on, put some back into it!
帶我出去 Get me outta here!
我自由了 I'm free!
蛇鯊怪 A Snarkbeast.
別擔心 他們看著可怕 但完全無害 Don't worry. They look mean, but they're completely harmless.
我自由了 I'm free!
又不自由了 I'm not free.
我剛剛在想另外一種生物 Uh... Maybe I'm thinking of something else.
-天啊 -美味 - Oh, dear. - Yummy!
-不 -我不會讓你得逞的 - Oh, no! - I don't think so.
滾開 我好餓 Got outta that place! I'm starving here!
放開我 Let me go!
獨眼妹 Io!
快走 你救了我們 我們不能丟下你 Come on, now, you saved us. We couldn't leave you behind.
我們外星人很團結的 Us aliens gotta stick together.
你好 會說話的老鼠 Whoa! Hello, talking rat.
你非要這麼鄙視我嗎 Why you gotta disrespect me like that?
蓋瑞 我愛死你的小腦袋了 Gary, I could kiss your brain!
破壞終極藍核穩定性這招真妙 Destabilizing the Blubonium was brilliant.
他所有本事都是我教的 I taught him everything he knows.
他還沒解凍 抬著他 He's still frozen. Grab a leg.
-我全身都是粘液 -我抬不動 - I'm covered in slime. - I can't do this!
快點 Come on!
他們朝電梯去了 They're heading for the elevator.
-立即上鎖 -隨他們去 - Locking it down. - Leave them.
這樣他們就成了甕中之鱉 They're sitting ducks in there.
阿爾法小隊 他們朝你們那去了 Alpha Team, they're headed your way.
收到 長官 將冷凍槍調製最大功率 Copy that, sir. All right, boys, set your freezers to ice cold!
快點 快點 Move! Move! Move!
蓋瑞 我們到樓頂之後應該怎麼做 So, Gary, what's the plan when we reach the top?
給我點時間 我想想 Uh, just give me a second, let me think.
你最好快點想 You'd better think fast.
準備就緒 Here we go.
外星人 出來玩吧 Aliens, come out to play.
-他們去哪兒了 -我不知道 - Where'd they go? - I don't know.
-我沒看見他們 -他們不在這裏 - I don't see 'em! - They're not there!
他們跑掉了 They're gone. Huh?
現在 Now!
凍住他們 Freeze 'em!
-抓住他們 -開火 - Get 'em! - Fire!
-找到他 找到他 -我來了 - Find him! Find him! - I'm out!
你們居然能說服我幹這個 I can't believe you talked me into this!
-快開槍 -不要凍... - Shoot him! - Don't freeze up out...
蓋瑞 快看 我的手解凍了 Hey, Gary, check it out! The freezing wore off!
不是吧 Aw, come on!
看見了嗎 老子是救世主 Whoo! Did you see that? I am the man!
-我的嘴 -快點 我們走 - My lips! - Come on, come on, let's go!
我的嘴凍住了 Ouch! My lips got stuck!
只是一個簡單的二進制電路 It's a simple binary lock circuit.
只要把集成電路的主開關接上 I'll just reconnect the main IC control switch...
我沒教過你嗎 Haven't I taught you anything?
搞定 Got it.
-太棒了 -自由了 - Yes! - Freedom!
幹得漂亮 老哥 Nice work, brother.
斯考奇 飛船在哪兒 Scorch, where's the ship?
跟我來 在這邊 Follow me! It's this way!
事實上 在這邊 Actually, it's this way.
我明白 當惡棍會很孤獨 I get it. Being the villain can be lonely,
但在錯誤的地方是無法找到真愛的 but you're looking for love in all the wrong places.
他在利用你 113區的贊恩不好嗎 He's using you. What's wrong with Zane in Sector 113?
-小伙子很可愛...-閉嘴吧 - He's a lovely chap. Just... - Shut up already!
連線沙克 Get me Shanker.
你要幹什麼 我現在很忙 What do you want? I'm kinda busy right now.
發生了什麼 你的頭髮怎麼回事 What's going on? What happened to your hair?
你送來的那兩個藍色蠢貨把一切都毀了 Those blue idiots you sent ruined everything.
-什麼都沒毀啊 -這都是你的錯 - Nothing's ruined. - This is all your fault.
如果你不把東西送來 我們就分手 If you screw up this delivery, we 're through!
不 我會補償你的 求你了 No! I'll make it up to you, please!
讓飛船掉頭吧 Turn this ship around.
琪拉 你在這裏做什麼 Huh? Kira? What are you doing here?
我們回家去 Let's go home.
看到我這幅樣子你開心了吧 I bet it makes you happy seeing me like this.
不 怎麼會呢 No, of course not.
我怎麼會這麼蠢 How could I have been so stupid?
他利用了我 He used me.
亡羊補牢為時未晚 It's never too late to do the right thing.
你跟蓋瑞一樣 You're just like Gary.
太天真 太幼稚了 So innocent. So naive.
拜託 莉娜 救我 Please! Lena, help me!
非要搞得兩敗俱傷嗎 It doesn't have to be like this!
你以為你能阻止我 是吧 You thought you could stop me, didn't you?
家庭主婦妄想拯救宇宙 Little Miss Housewife saves the day!
你背叛了人民 背叛了你的星球 You've betrayed your people! You've betrayed your planet,
你穿這身制服醜的要死 and you're not fit to wear this uniform!
你以為女人有了孩子就威風不再了嗎 What? You think just 'cause a chick has kids she can't dish it out?
電腦 重設航線返回巴卜星球 Computer, reset course to planet Baab.
快點 飛船就在下面 Hurry up! The ship's down there!
拖車營地
墨西哥卷餅吃多了 Whoo! I gotta lay off the burritos.
我把飛船偽裝成他們飛船的樣子 I cloaked it as one of their spaceships.
來吧 Come on!
-對不住 -夥計 能先敲門嗎 - Sorry! - Dude, don't you knock?
錘哥 快出來 太不可思議了 Hammer, get out here! You're never gonna believe this!
帥呆了 Awesome.
我走我走 這兩艘不是 還剩100艘要查 I'm going! I'm going! Nope! Two down, a hundred to go.
斯考奇 到底是哪艘啊 Scorch, which one is it?
藍哥們 你還好嗎 Blue buddy, what's up?
我弟弟偽裝了我們的飛船然後找不到了 My brother cloaked our ship and lost it.
-關門 我換衣服呢 -不是 - Close the door! I'm changing! - Nope! Ha!
包在我身上 No problem.
-來個假警報? -對頭 - False alarm? - Yeah.
龍捲風來啦 Tornado!
-龍捲風? -別擋道 - Tornado? - Out of my way!
-找掩護 -我的老天 - Take cover! - Oh, my God!
我的冰櫃 My cooler!
快來 趕快 Come on, quick!
在那裏 Aha! There it is!
好棒 Yes!
寶貝 我回來了 Hi, honey! I'm home!
-搭便車嘍 -來了來了 - Sweet ride! - There it is!
等等 你們不來綁架我們嗎 Wait! Aren't you going to abduct us?
這個 其實我們不幹那個 Uh, we don't really do that.
-他們為和平而來 -帥呆了 - They come in peace. - Awesome.
飛吧 藍哥們 飛吧 Fly, blue buddy! Fly!
-我們要回家了 -真棒 -Haha, we're going home! -Yes!
蓋瑞 棒極了 Gary, I love it!
打倒大反派 駕駛小飛船 Trashing bad guys, flying spaceships,
打虎還得靠親兄弟啊 we might be related after all.
真奇怪 我覺得我會懷念這裏的 You know, in some strange way, I'm gonna miss this place.
-我恨死這裏了 -有追兵 - I hate this planet! - We got company!
坐穩了 Hang on.
飛得真棒 蓋瑞 沒想到你還有這一手 Sweet flying, Gary! I didn't think you had it in you.
大家別驚慌 除了我以外 Nobody panic! I mean nobody else!
我來替大家驚慌 I'll panic for all of us.
我討厭坐飛機 I don't fly well.
我想吐的時候 就用鼻子深呼吸 When I feel queasy, I try breathing deeply through my nose.
不要擊落他們 沙克想要活口 Careful with your warning shots. Shanker wants 'em alive.
有導彈 Incoming!
-我們被擊中了 -不要啊 - Oh, we're hit! - Oh... no!
-怎麼回事 -電腦被燒燬了 - What's going on? - The computer's fried!
-操縱桿失靈了 -不要啊 - Our steering's gone. - Oh, no!
電影裏有這種情節 結局慘不忍睹 Oh, no! I've seen this in a movie! It does not end well!
求救 這裏是超新星9號 我們即將墜落 Mayday! This is Supernova-9! We're going down!
求救 重複 我們即將墜落 Mayday! I repeat, we're going down!
-我們失去動力了 - We're a dead stick!
這裏是超新星9號 This is the Supernova-9!
-什麼 -我們即將墜落 - What? - We are going down!
-爸爸 -基普 - Dad? - Kipper!
-是我 爸爸 -你媽媽呢 - Yeah, it's me, Dad! - Where's Mom?
找個大人來 我們有麻煩了 Put a grown-up on, bud, we're in trouble.
這裏只有我一個人 爸爸 I'm the only one here, Dad.
基普 情況緊急 我們即將墜落 Kipper, this is serious. We're going down.
不 不會的 No, you're not.
基普 你要幹嗎 Kip, what are you doing?
超新星9號 轉入遠程協助模式 Supernova-9, you are go for remote assistance.
好 基普 這跟玩遙控飛船模型一樣 OK, Kip, this is just like flying your remote control ship.
什麼 這跟玩模型一點都不像 What? This is nothing like his remote control ship!
稍微往左一點 Just a little to the left.
左過頭了 左過頭了 Too much left! Too much left!
駕駛員是個菜鳥 大家自求多福吧 We got a student driver? Every man for himself.
我們要撞崖了 快拉升 Ah! We're gonna hit that cliff! Pull up!
打掉他們的引擎 讓他們迫降 Take out their engines. Let's force them to land.
-他們開火了 -我們完蛋了 - They're shooting! - We're not gonna make it!
我能搞定 爸爸 相信我 I've got this, Dad. Trust me.
拉升 拉升 Pull up! Pull up!
-3 -拉升 - Three - Pull up!
-基普 -2 - Kip? - Wwo
快升空 Pull up!
一 one.
彈射 彈射 Get out! Get out!
-好 -我們成功了 - Yes! - We made it!
回頭見 王八蛋 See ya later, suckers!
指揮中心 飛行技術真了得 Mission Control, that's some good flying.
-我說過我能搞定 -做得好 基普 - I told you, Dad, I got this. - Way to go, Kipper.
斯考奇叔叔 Uncle Scorch?
大家都在 全部獲救 Everyone is onboard and accounted for.
-夥計們 和我兒子打個招呼 -你好 - Hey, guys say hi to my son. -Hi!
-你好 小伙子 -很高興見到你 - What's up, little man? - Pleased to meet you.
-爸爸 你後面有東西 Dad, there's something coming up behind you!
什麼 What?
蓋瑞 我們的帳還沒算完呢 Gary, I'm not finished with you!
是沙克 It's Shanker!
他穿了我的特工制服 He's got my mission suit.
我稍微改造了一下 喜歡嗎 I made some modifications. You like them?
怎麼回事 你們怎麼不動了 What's going on? Why aren't you moving?
我們被困在牽引光波裏 你得把我們弄出去 We're caught in a tractor beam. You've gotta get us out of it!
沒反應 飛船會燒燬的 It's not working. We're burning up!
我們必須把光波擊斷 We gotta knock off that tractor beam.
沒錯 蓋瑞 怎麼擊斷 Nice one, Gary. How do we do that?
從光源處擊斷 We take it out at the source.
你是說下去那裏 You mean go down there?
理智點 蓋瑞 你這是讓我去送死 Be logical, Gary. You're asking me to jump with no chance of survival.
我沒讓你做任何事情 I'm not asking you to do anything.
蓋瑞 Gary!
-他成功了 -加油 蓋瑞 - He made it! - Come on, Gary!
放開我兄弟 Get your hands off my brother!
-斯考奇 你來幹什麼 -我們是搭檔 - Scorch, what are you doing? - We're a team, brother!
-不記得了嗎 -救命 - Don't you remember? - Aah! Help!
夥計 我們正在煽情呢 Hey, pal, we're having a moment here.
把你的臉從我手上拿開 Get your face out of my hand!
別揪我頭髮 Let go of my hair!
快點 Hurry up!
這就是死期了 I guess this is it.
我們是對好搭檔 We were a good team!
知道嗎 我一直很欽佩你 You know, I always looked up to you.
-你欽佩我? -我認真的 - You looked up to me? - I'm serious.
有個好老婆 好兒子 Great wife, great kid.
我總想著有一天也能擁有這些 I always thought I could do that one day.
你一定會是個好爸爸 You would've been a great dad.
-蓋瑞 -怎麼了 老弟 - Hey, uh, Gary? - Yeah, brother?
抱歉 我開除了你 I'm sorry for firing you.
明明是我辭職了 Actually, I quit.
怎麼... Huh? What the...?
-蓋瑞 -怎麼 - Gary! - What...?
是你們 謝謝 You! Thank you.
不用謝 Don't mention it.
-你們會說話? -當然 - You can talk? - Of course.
-偶爾說一說 -時不時來幾句 - Occasionally. - From time to time.
為什麼救我們 你們不是瘋將軍的人嗎 Why did you save us? I thought you worked for General Crazy.
開始 我們很抱歉壓扁了他老爸 At first, we felt bad for squishing his dad.
後來發現他是個神經病自大狂 Turns out he was a psychopathic megalomaniac
每天都想著怎麼消滅宇宙間所有智能生命 bent on destroying every known form of intelligent life in the universe.
人心隔肚皮 Who knew?
你們要怎麼處置他 What are you gonna do with him?
-無可奉告 -你們知道了會做惡夢的 - Can't say. - It'll give you nightmares.
你會付出代價的 You're gonna pay for this.
我告訴過你 我們為和平而來 I thought I told you, we come in peace!
好疼 Ouch! Oh, wow.
-第一次出拳吧 -沒錯 - First punch-out? - Yeah.
-感覺不錯吧 -是啊 感覺好極了 - Feels good, doesn't it? - Oh, yeah. Yeah, feels great.
剛才太帥了 我本想跟著跳的 That was amazing! I would've jumped, too,
但貌似你倆已經完全鎮住場面了 but it looked like you guys had everything under control.
這小不點太好玩了 This little guy's great.
-能留著養嗎 -放我下來 - Can we keep him? - Put me down!
我們回家吧 Let's go home.
好吧 All right!
回家的感覺真好 Ah, it's good to be home.
指揮中心 請求著陸 Mission Control, bring us in.
看你的6點鐘方向 超新星9號 Check your six, Supernova-9.
-你好 親愛的 -琪拉 你怎麼來了 - Hiya, honey! - Kira? How did you...?
那是我老婆 That's my wife!
蓋瑞 你怎麼釣到那樣的美女的 Oh, Gary, how'd you hook that up?
我一直覺得你是個... I always thought you were a little...
這是什麼意思 每個人都這麼說 What does that mean? Everybody always says that.
問倒我了 Beats me.
和斯考奇一起 意外早已是家常便飯 I've come to expect the unexpected working with Scorch,
但我完全沒有料到 but I don't think anything could have prepared me
竟然會跟家人一起拯救我們的星球 for working with my family to save our planet.
生命果然充滿了不可預料 I guess life's pretty unpredictable after all.
斯考奇 你是最棒的 Yay, Scorch, you're the best!
你太棒了 You're so awesome!
真棒 斯考奇 Yay, Scorch!
我愛你 巴卜星球 I love you, planet Baab!
-斯考奇 -好棒 - Yeah, Scorch! - Yes!
-好厲害 斯考奇 -你救了我們 - Way to go, Scorch! - You saved us!
別再逞英雄了 行嗎 No more hero stuff for a while, OK?
開什麼玩笑 我連家門也不想出了 Are you kidding? I'm never leaving the house again.
-爸爸 -我們愛你 夥計 - Dad! - We love you, buddy!
基普 Kipper!
基普 你做的太好了 Kipper, that was amazing.
真為你自豪 夥計 We're so proud of you, bud.
你表現的和你的叔叔一樣耀眼 You were awesome out there, just like your uncle.
你一定會成為偉大的航天員的 You are gonna be a great astronaut one day.
可能和我並駕齊驅哦 Maybe even as good as me.
謝了 斯考奇叔叔 Thanks, Uncle Scorch.
但我更想當一個指揮人員 But I'm more of a mission controller.
像我爸一樣 Like my dad.
嘉比·泡泡娃 巴卜星電視台記者 借過 Gabby Babblebrock, BNN, coming through!
見到你真好 Oh, it's good to see you!
嘉比·泡泡娃 巴卜星電視台 Gabby Babblebrock, BNN.
分享一下全宇宙第一英雄的心情故事吧 Tell us what it's like to be the greatest hero in the universe.
這你可得問他本人了 You're gonna have to ask him yourself.
給我的老弟蓋瑞·超新星來點掌聲 Give it up for my little brother, Gary Supernova!
其實我比他大 Hey, I'm older than him.
-蓋瑞 蓋瑞 -我們還是好搭檔嗎 - Gary! Gary! - So Gary, we still a team?
總得有人幫你 老弟 Somebody's gotta watch your back. Little brother.
這就是我老弟 斯考奇 他又有麻煩了 That's my brother, Scorch. He's in trouble, again.
72小時之後 Seventy-two hours later,
他經歷了人生中最嚴峻的考驗 he was on the most terrifying mission of his life.
斯考奇 能聽到嗎 Scorch, do you copy?
能 兄弟 我腿都嚇軟了 Yeah, brother. I'm scared to move.
記住你的訓練 你能行的 Remember your training. You can do this.
-我做不了 蓋瑞 -別這麼說 - I'm not gonna make it, Gary. - Don't say that.
我會全程步步緊跟你的 I'll be by your side every step of the way.
我的搭檔嗎 My wingman?
是你的伴郎 Your best man.
斯考奇·超新星 你願意 And do you, Scorch Supernova,
接受嘉比·泡泡娃成為你合法的妻子嗎 take Gabby Babblebrock to be your lawfully wedded wife,
-永不分離 -獨眼妹 你在哭嗎 - to have and to hold... - Oh, Io, are you crying?
我只是眼裏進了沙子 No, I just got something in my eye.
夥計們 讓我們永不分離 Let's never break up, guys.
嘉比·泡泡娃 你願意接受斯考奇·超新星 And do you, Gabby Babblebrock, take Scorch Supernova
-為你的合法丈夫嗎 -我願意 - to be your lawfully wedded husband? - I do.
那麼現在 憑借 And so, by the power vested in me
銀河系無線電脫口秀心理醫生協會 by the Intergalactic Association of Radio Talk Show Therapists,
賜予我的權力 我宣佈你們結為夫婦 I now pronounce you husband and wife.
你可以親吻新娘了 You may kiss the bride.
派對開始吧 Let's party!
-斯考奇 幹得不錯啊 -多謝光臨 - Hey, Scorch, way to go, man! - Hey, thanks for coming.
不是吧 你竟然沒事 No! You're OK!
不敢相信你活過來了 I can't believe you made it!
真高興見到你 Nice to meet you.
又來了 Here we go again.
大家一起搖擺起來吧 Yeah! That's it, that's it!
沒錯 Oh! Oh, yeah!
來吧 蓋瑞 Come on, Gary.
好吧 雖然有點丟人 Well, this is humiliating.
你大可不必穿越百萬光年 You know, you don't have to travel millions of light-years
去打敗銀河系終極大壞蛋 and defeat a deadly intergalactic enemy
因為你最後總會發現 to find out that the greatest
和你的兄弟 和你的家人 story of all is right here on your home planet,
一起度過的故鄉生活才是最精彩的故事 with your brother, and your own family.
我愛你們 Love you guys!