Remux:清水啸歌
出来玩得开心吗 Did you enjoy our fun outing?
好了 我们到了 Good, because we're here now.
你会喜欢这里的 You'll like it here.
每个房间都干干净净 Every room is spickandspan
明媚的阳光从每个大窗户照进来 with tons of sunshine from all the huge windows.
还有他们的牧羊人派真的很好吃 And their shepherd's pie is really good.
听着 你暂时得待在这里 Listen. You have to stay here for now.
不能到别的地方去 You mustn't go anywhere else.
剩下的就交给你了 没问题吧 And the rest is up to you, okay?
伊尔维格 （俗名地蜈蚣 一种杂食性昆虫） Earwig.
这大清早的怎么 At this time of the morning?
啊呀 My word!
天哪 Goodness!
哦 Oh.
没事了 小家伙 You're all right, little one.
好了 好了 别哭了 There, there, don't cry.
好好 这才是好姑娘 Yes, that's a good girl.
看来这是留下婴儿的人留下的字条 It looks like this is a note from whoever left the baby.
“其他12个魔女都在追我” "Got the other 12 witches all chasing me.
“等我把他们甩掉 就回来找她” "I'll be back for her when I've shook them off.
“这可能得花上几年时间” "It may take years.
“她的名字叫伊尔维格” Her name is Earwig."
“伊尔维格” "Earwig"?
如果这孩子的母亲 If it's true that this child's mother
真的和12个魔女有关 has associated with 12 witches,
那她一定也是个魔女 then it follows she must also be a witch.
不知道她做了什么 I wonder what she might have done
才会得罪魔女团里其他所有魔女 to anger all the other witches in her coven.
什么魔女 一派胡言 Witches, is it? Bunch of rubbish!
这也许意味着这小家伙也是魔女 Perhaps this means that little child is a witch as well.
什么 What?
扯淡 Nonsense!
根本不存在魔女这东西 There are simply no such thing as witches.
对吧 Right?
现在这里就是你的家了 This is your home now.
她叫你伊尔维格 She called you Earwig?
钻进耳朵的虫子 The bug that burrows in your ear?
让我想想 Let me see now.
伊尔维格这样的名字可不行 A name like Earwig will not do.
院长 你没事吧 Matron, are you all right?
大家好 Hello, everyone.
欢迎我们的新成员 Welcome our newest.
她叫艾丽卡·维格 Her name is Erica Wigg.
说“你好” Say hello.
哟 哟 Well, well,
心情不错嘛 aren't you in a good mood.
阿雅与魔女
怎么了 孩子 What is it, boy?
哦哦 Oh. Oh.
哦 我们走 哦 天哪 Oh, let's go! Oh, blimey.
喂 不要逃 回来 孩子 Hey! Don't run away. CCome back here, boy!
收手吧 艾丽卡 Let's not do this, Erica.
如果被抓到 我们的麻烦就大了 If we get caught, we're going to be in big trouble.
没事 那我们只要 Well, then, we'll just
确保不被抓到就好了 have to make sure that we don't.
搞定 Yes.
好了 走吧 All right, let's go.
我可不想被骂 I really hate getting yelled at.
傻孩子 Silly boy.
这样的机会不是每天都有的 Chances like this don't come along every day.
来吧 Come on.
呃 我在外面等可以吗 Um, can I just wait out here?
当然 Sure.
如果你觉得自己有那个胆子 就在外面等吧 If you think you've got the courage, go right ahead.
不 艾丽卡 No, Erica!
等等我 Wait for me!
怎么了 WWhat?
如果我们在塔里发现的不是钟 What if, instead of a bell in the tower,
而是一颗被砍下的头 we find a severed head inside it
晃来 晃去 晃来 晃去 swinging back and forth, back and forth?
会很有趣吧 That'd be fun.
一点也不有趣 No, it would not.
然后 它睁大眼睛 慢慢地转过来 Then, with his eyes wide open, it slowly turns around...
死死地盯着我们 ...and just stares at us.
然后 突然 那个头突然张开嘴巴 And then, all of a sudden, the head's mouth opens!
我听不到你 Can't hear you!
哦 你放松点 卡斯塔德 Oh, you. Relax, Custard.
如果我们被火星人入侵 What's a scaredycat like you going to do
你这样的胆小鬼可怎么办啊 if we get invaded by Martians?
书上说火星人对人类很友好 I read that Martians are friendly to humans.
海因莱因的书里是这么说的 It said so in a Heinlein book.
我敢打赌他们会用八只胳膊抓住你 I bet they're going to put you in a full nelson
把你结结实实地绞住 when they grab you with their eight arms,
然后你就玩完了 and then it'll be game over for you.
下辈子见 See you next lifetime.
火星人没有八条胳膊 只有三条 Martians don't have eight arms. They have three.
三还是八 谁会在乎这种事呢 卡斯塔德 Three or eight... who cares, Custard?
哦 哇 Oh, wow!
好爽啊 This is the best...!
嘘 会被别人听到的 Shush! Somebody'll hear you.
嘿 其他人在那 Hey, it's the others.
墓地里的鬼魂派对经典 A ghost party in the cemetery. Classic.
没人知道我们俩在这 Not a soul knows that you and I are up here.
这好玩吧 Isn't this fun?
看 那里 Look! Over there!
那是一艘船 不是吗 That's a ship, isn't it?
真的啊 You're right.
就像艘宇宙飞船 It looks like a spaceship.
真漂亮啊 It's so fancy.
要是我在上面就好了 I wish I was on it.
呃 艾丽卡 Uh, Erica?
你有没有想过拥有一个自己的家 You haven't ever wanted a family of your own
或是离开这儿住在别处呢 or to live somewhere other than here, have you?
没 Nope.
嗯 从来没有 Hmm. Not at all.
目前为止选了我的人都不太正常 Anybody who'd choose me would be pretty unusual,
但如果一个正常的家庭选了我甚至更糟糕 but a normal family would be even worse.
那就只有两三个人能给我使唤了 I'd only have two or three people to do exactly as I want.
最多六个 Six at most.
那有什么好玩的 What fun would that be?
毕竟 这里的人都听我的 After all, everyone around here does what I say.
而且这儿到处都干干净净 And it's totally spickandspan.
窗户很大 我们有充足的阳光 We get plenty of sunshine 'cause the windows are huge.
牧羊人派也很好吃 And the shepherd's pie is really good.
别担心 反正也没人会选你的 Don't worry. There's no chance anyone will choose you either.
但是 很多来这里的人都喜欢我 But, um, a lot of people who visit here do like me.
有几次他们甚至差点就选我了 Sometimes they even almost choose me.
好吧 可是现在 重要的是 All right, now, this is important.
别忘了用我教你的方法斗鸡眼 Don't forget to cross your eyes the way I taught you.
听清楚了吗 卡斯塔德先生 Am I clear, Master Custard?
是 是 船长 Aye, aye, Captain!
塞尔玛 Thelma?
塞尔玛 Thelma!
来了欢迎回来 院长 Yes. Welcome back, Matron.
出什么事了吗 Is something the matter?
你家里有麻烦吗 Is there trouble at your home?
怎么可能有 Why would anything be wrong?
在车站的时候 While at the station,
我碰到了我们的邻居 詹金斯先生 I ran into our neighbor, Mr. Jenkins.
他说 昨天晚上 孩子们化装成鬼的样子 He said, last night, the children were dressed as ghosts.
哦 天哪 在昨晚吗 Oh, dear. Last night?
你注意到什么奇怪的事吗 Did you notice anything strange?
不 我完全没注意到 No, I was totally unaware.
也许他看到的鬼是真的 Perhaps the ghosts he saw were real.
扯淡 Nonsense!
对不起 院长 Excuse me, Matron.
他看到的是我 It was me he saw.
什么 What?
卡斯塔德 你先走吧 Hey, Custard, you should go now.
艾丽卡 你到底什么意思 Erica, what on earth do you mean?
今天下午 有人要被收养了 是吧 This afternoon, someone is going to be adopted, aren't they?
所以我决定举办一个欢送会 So I decided to hold a farewell party.
其实我本来也想邀请你 Actually, I was going to invite you, too.
可是 一想到要和你说再见就 After all, even the thought of saying goodbye to you is...
难过 painful.
对不起我是不是做得太过火了 Sorry. Did I take things too far?
哦 艾丽卡 多么可爱的孩子啊 Oh, Erica. Such a sweet child.
是的 亲爱的 也许有点过头了 Yes, dear, perhaps a little too far,
希望你今天能被选中 but you could be selected today.
我永远都搞不懂 It's a mystery to me
为什么你这样可爱的孩子 why a child as sweet and adorable as you
却好像永远都不会被选中 never seems to be the one chosen.
哦对了 Oh. That's right.
我差点忘了 It almost slipped my mind.
这是给你的 This is for you.
我知道你想要它很久了 I know you've wanted it for a while now.
是毛衣吗 Is it a sweater?
不要让其他人知道 Don't let the others know.
好的 谁也不会知道 Right. Not a word.
我是这里最幸福的孩子了 Oh, I'm the happiest child this home has ever had!
谢谢 院长 我爱你 Thanks, Matron! I love you!
我的天啊 呃 打扰一下 院长 My goodness. Uh, excuse me, Matron.
我们该怎么跟詹金斯先生说 What do we say to Mr. Jenkins?
鬼魂在墓地里很常见 Ghosts are common in cemeteries.
你可以这么告诉他 You can tell him that.
院长 我来帮你拿这个 Matron, let me carry this for you.
不会太重吧 But isn't it too heavy?
一点也不 —多有礼节啊 Not at all. What a nice gesture.
扯淡 Nonsense!
艾丽卡 那个搞定了吗 Oh, Erica. Well?
嗯 都搞定了 Uh, it's all done.
我已经把你的信改好寄出去了 I fixed your letter and it's already in the post.
可能明天 你们就会收到非常罗曼蒂克的回信 You'll probably get a terribly romantic reply tomorrow!
哦 太棒了 Oh, my gosh!
耶 干得好 我都紧张起来了 Yay! Brilliant! I'm so nervous!
嘿 我们午餐吃牧羊人派吗 Hey, are we having shepherd's pie for lunch?
嗅觉灵敏的 It's the young lady
年轻的女士来了 with the fine sense of smell.
牧羊人派 对不对 Shepherd's pie, right?
肯定是 It just has to be.
毕竟 你的肉派是 After all, your meat pies are
全世界最顶尖最棒的 the absolute best in the entire world,
它们闻起来美妙得令人难以置信 and they smell unbelievably divine.
再提醒我一下 谁是厨师长 Remind me, who's the head cook again?
怎么 当然是艾丽卡了 Why, Erica, of course.
不 不可能是我 Oh, no, it couldn't be me,
因为我可没有这么大的肚子 because I don't have a big belly like this one here!
你可能要节食了 You might want to go on a diet.
是可忍孰不可忍 Why in blazes do I put up with this?
如果想知道我做的是什么菜 If you want to know what I'm making,
你就乖乖等到午饭时间吧 you'll have to wait until lunchtime.
你是个伟大的厨师 You're a great cook.
看 他看我们了 Look, he's watching us.
他的眼睛简直闪闪发光 His eyes are almost twinkling.
你好 Hello.
分享是好做法 Sharing is very good.
嗯 她真善良 Hmm, she's kind.
呕 恶心 Ugh, disgusting.
他真可爱 真讨人喜欢 Oh, he's so cute, so adorable.
里面的孩子是活生生的人 Those kids in there are actual living people.
不是玩偶 They're not dolls.
不是让他们赏心悦目的装饰品 Not ornaments for their viewing pleasure.
他们想要的不过是 All they really want is for us to be
把我们变成陈列着的漂亮的小娃娃 pretty little dolls on display.
对吧 卡斯塔德 Isn't that right, Custard?
来了来了 请稍等 Yes, yes, one moment please.
对不起 让您久等了 Sorry to keep you waiting.
呃 请进 Uh, come in.
来吧 孩子们 整齐地排好队 Come now, children, line up nice and neatly.
大家笑一笑吧 Big smiles now, everyone.
这边请 他们都在这 This way. They're in here.
嗯 Mm?
好 我来分别向您介绍他们每个人 Right. I'll introduce each one of them to you in order.
这是玛丽亚·希门尼斯 八岁 This is Maria Jimenez. She's eight.
也许您看着不觉得 You wouldn't think so to look at her,
但她其实是个元气满满的小姑娘 but she's quite an energetic little girl.
这是乔治·麦克克莱 注意表情 This is George McLay. Your face.
他喜欢卡车和推土机 He loves trucks and bulldozers
和其他大型车辆 and other large vehicles.
下一位是克里斯蒂安·弗鲁姆 And next is Christian Froom.
他对运动很痴迷 He's crazy about sports.
他说他想成为一名职业自行车手 He says he wants to be a professional cyclist...
嗯 Huh?
当他长大了 ...when he grows up.
接下来是阿奇·莱斯菲尔德 Next is Aki Ricefield.
她是家里最大的女孩 She's the oldest girl at this home
天性非常关心他人 and has a very caring nature.
他的父母在一场可怕的火灾中丧生 His parents were killed in a terrible fire.
更糟糕的是那场火灾最终被判定为一个疑案 What's worse is the fire was ruled suspicious.
哦 多么不幸的孩子啊 Oh, such an unfortunate boy.
她叫艾丽卡·维格 Her name is Erica Wigg.
她还是个婴儿时就和我们住在一起了 She's been living with us since she was just an infant.
那个 Oh. Uh...
曼德雷克 你说呢 嗯 Mandrake, what say you? Huh?
就她怎么样 What about her?
就她吧 She should do.
我们就选这个了 We'll take this one. Ah?
不 No!
我不去 I'm not going!
你怎么了 What's come over you?
艾丽卡 亲爱的 你知道这里的人都希望 Erica dear, you know how everybody here just wants
看到你和属于自己的家人在一起 to see you with a family that you can call your own.
但我不想 我想和卡斯塔德在一起 But I don't want that. I want to stay with Custard!
我知道改变很难 但这两位好心人人 I know change is hard, but these lovely people live
就住在离这里不远的 just a short stroll away from here
莱姆大街哦 over on Lime Avenue.
只要你愿意 You'll be able to come back and see your friends
随时都可以回来看望你的朋友们 whenever you want to.
我敢肯定 I'm sure of it.
而且学校重新开学的时候 And when school starts again,
你每天都能看到卡斯塔德哦 you'll be able to see Custard every single day. Oh.
请在我办公室等一下 我很快就来 If you wait in my office, I'll be with you shortly.
吃点东西吧 You should eat something.
如果不吃 过会儿你会饿的 If you don't, you'll be hungry later.
行吧 那你做好准备 All right, get yourself ready.
我们在楼下等你 We'll be waiting downstairs.
这是哪儿来的 Where'd this come from?
“地蜈蚣” "Earwig"?
哼 Hmm.
保重啊 You take care.
艾丽卡 Erica?
我这辈子还是第一次 For the first time in my life,
被逼着做不想做的事 I'm being made to do something I don't want to do.
我究竟怎么会落得这样的下场 I mean, how did I end up in this mess?
那绝对是角 Those are definitely horns.
好 我接受挑战 Fine. Challenge accepted.
13号 Number 13.
哼 不出所料 Hmm. No surprise there.
啊 简直完美了 Ah, this is perfect.
我随时都可以溜走 I can run away whenever I want.
就这样吧 All right, then.
我给了你你想要的 I got you what you wanted.
现在我不想再被打扰了 Now I don't want to be disturbed anymore.
这就是你睡觉的地方 This is where you'll be sleeping.
现在 让我们把几件事说清楚 Now then, let's you and I get a few things straight.
我叫贝拉·雅加 是个魔女 My name is Bella Yaga. I'm a witch.
我带你来这里 I brought you to this house
是因为我需要个帮手 because I need another pair of hands.
如果你确实努力工作 If you work really hard,
我就不会伤害你 I shan't do anything to hurt you.
但是 如果你敢偷懒 However, if you're lazy...
太棒了 Great!
嗯 Hmm?
没问题 It's all right.
我本来就不觉得你看上去 I didn't really think you looked like
像是真的要做一个养母 an actual foster mother anyway.
那 就这么决定了 So, it's settled.
你同意把你所知道的所有魔法都教给我 You agree that you'll teach me everything you know about magic,
我就同意留在这里帮你 and I agree to remain here and help you out.
是吗 那就这么说定了 Really? It's settled, then.
跟我一起进去 Into the shop with ya.
收到 Roger!
给 把这个穿上 Here. Put this on.
过来 小丫头 Come along, girl.
你来这不是要盯着我看的 You're not here to just stare.
如果你不喜欢这里的环境 If you don't like the way it is in here,
就自己抽空收拾干净 you can clean it up on your own time.
现在 帮我把老鼠骨头磨成粉末 Now, grind those rat bones into powder for me.
快一点 And be quick about it.
嗯 Hmm?
哇哦 Wha...?
在这个家里 有一条至关重要的规矩 In this household, there's one rule that's crucial.
现在就记住 明白吗 Learn it straightaway. Got it?
无论如何都绝对 You must on no account for any reason ever
不能打扰曼德雷克 dare disturb the Mandrake.
呃 曼德雷克 Um, the Mandrake?
你是说住在这里的那个 You mean the man who lives here
头上有两只大大的角的人 and has two big horns on his head?
那不是角 He doesn't have horns!
好吧 也差不多 Well, not very often.
他一被打扰那个就会长出来 He tends to get those whenever he's been disturbed.
他被打扰时还会发生什么呢 WWhat else happens when he's disturbed?
呃 可怕的事 非常可怕的事情 Well, awful, dreadful things.
你最好永远都不用知道 If you're lucky, you'll never find out.
现在 你还是去工作吧 Now, you'd best get to work.
嘿 夫人 你要用这种药粉做什么 Hey, lady. What'll you be using this powder for?
是要用它施法吗 Can you do magic with it?
把那些骨头磨成细粉 Grind those bones till they're a fine powder.
要比面粉还细 明白吗 Finer than flour, understand?
嘿 什么样的魔法 Hey, what kind of magic?
这东西是给谁用的 Who's this stuff for?
是你还是曼德雷克 Is it you or the Mandrake?
多工作少说话 你这白痴 More working and less talking, you idiot!
嗯 Hmm?
哇 好神奇 Wow! That's amazing!
给我听话 手别停下来 Keep your hands moving like I told you to!
真是的 Good grief.
看来这需要个眷属 Looks like this one calls for a familiar.
托马斯 干活了 Thomas! Time to work!
小抄 Crib notes?
谁啊 Who is that?
喂 你好 Yes, hello?
嗯 Huh?
哦 夫人 嗯 Oh, madame. Hmm?
是的 我是贝拉·雅加 Yes, this is Bella Yaga speaking.
好久不见了 It's been such a long time.
啊 当然可以 Ah. Of course.
是的是的 Yes. Yes.
你的孙子吗 Your grandchild?
哦 我明白了 嗯哼 Oh, I see. Mmhmm.
"赢得狗狗秀冠军的咒语" "A Spell for Winning First Prize in a Dog Show"?
好 我明白了 Yes, I understand.
在一年一度的芭蕾舞表演中 The annual ballet recital.
放弃主演的咒语 A spell to get rid of the lead.
没错吧 Is that correct?
哦吼吼吼吼 Ugh. Oh.
包在我身上 Please leave it to me.
“使邻居种的大丽花 "Making the NextDoor Neighbor's Dahlias
干枯而死”咒 确实 Dry Up and Die" spell. Indeed.
您需要多少 And how many do you require?
"对邻家男孩的爱情魔药" "A Love Potion for the Boy Next Door"?
一个 好的 One? Very good.
好的 好的 嗯哼 Yes. Yes. Mmhmm.
这些对我来说都没什么用啊 All of these seem pretty useless to me.
好好 I see. I see.
我马上拿来 好的 I shall bring it right away. Yes.
那就说到这 All right, then.
祝你有美好的一天 Have a wonderful day.
托马斯 托马斯 Thomas! Thomas!
你再不听话 If you don't do what you're told,
我就给你吃虫子了 I'm going to give you worms.
托马斯 Thomas!
托马斯 托马斯 Thomas! Thomas!
托马斯 Thomas.
魔法魔法 赐我力量 Magic, grant me the power.
让女士的爱犬波比在狗狗秀中进入决赛 Make the lady's dog Poppy reach the finals in the dog show
赢得第一名 and win first prize.
闻起来像紫罗兰 It smells like violets.
别呆呆地看了 你这懒姑娘 Quit gawking, you lazy girl.
啊 我们有一大堆工作 Huh? We've got a mountain of work
必须在今晚之前完成 that needs to be finished by tonight.
至于南亚和东南亚 As for South and Southeast Asia,
新德里阳光明媚 New Delhi is sunny,
天气晴朗 零下25度 mostly clear with a low of 25 degrees
还有40度的高温 and a high of 40 degrees.
湿度将在90%左右徘徊 The humidity will hover around 90%,
所以会感觉很暖和 so it will feel quite balmy.
好了 让我们看看 All right, let's see now.
使魔今天带来了什么当晚餐 What have the demons brought us to dine on today?
从特伦特河畔斯托克站的餐馆 Meat pie from
带来的肉派 StokeonTrent Station Buffet.
和薯条 With chips.
车站的派 Station pie.
我讨厌车站的派 I loathe station pie.
那是我最喜欢的 That is my favorite meal.
我觉得车站的派很棒 I think station pie is great.
我开动了 Hmm? Bless this food.
最高温度是31度 ...and a high of 31 degrees.
低洼地区有洪水警戒 There's a flood watch for lowlying areas.
在成功让那位女士服从我之前 Before I can make that lady obey me...
我得保护好自己 ...I'm going to have to protect myself.
嗯 Hmm.
不过 就算受不了了 我还可以一走了之 And if I can't stand it here anymore, I can always run away.
是的 这是个 Yes. It's an
紧急订单的必需品 essential item for an urgent order.
对不起 给您添麻烦了 Sorry to put you out.
那么 就交给你了 All right, I'm counting on you.
嗯 Huh?
门呢 Where's the door?
小说 A novel?
嗯—— Hmm. Mm.
这什么鬼 完全就是垃圾 What is this? It's total rubbish.
也许我该帮他重写一遍 Maybe I should just rewrite it for him.
好 继续 All right. Next.
臭死了 That stinks!
“地蜈蚣” "Earwig"?
嗯 Huh?
大门不见了 The door is gone.
像是和空间固定在了一起 纹丝不动 It's painted shut.
啊 Ugh.
完全被困在这里了 I'm completely trapped in here.
这大概是我第一次一个人睡吧 This might be the first time I've ever slept by myself.
起床了 你这个懒鬼 Get up, you lazy beast!
果然如我所料 Just as I suspected.
这个卫生间只有我用 I'm the only one who uses this bathroom.
嗯 Hmm.
这就是我的卫生间了 I guess this bathroom's mine.
看好了 Watch carefully.
以后就要你给我们准备早餐了 In the future, I shall expect you to cook breakfast for us.
没问题 Sure.
对了 你晚上睡在哪儿呢 Oh, where is it you sleep at night?
我到处都找不到你卧室的门 I can't seem to find the door to your bedroom.
放机灵点 别多管闲事 You'll mind your own business if you know what's good for you.
那如果我不听话呢 And if I decide not to listen?
然后会发生什么 你会怎么做 What then? Just what would you do?
那样的话 我就给你吃虫子 Well, then I'll give you worms.
蓝色的 紫色的 扭个不停 Blue and purple ones that never stop wriggling.
到时候你就知道了 还是特大条的那种 You'll see. And they're large.
你可得记好了 Remember that.
明明是个魔女还用洗衣机 She's a witch who uses a washing machine?
别叽叽歪歪了 Never mind your grumbling.
快点把篮子装满荨麻 Hurry up now and get that basket filled up with nettles.
疼 疼 疼 疼 疼 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
别想从那里 There's no getting
逃走 out of here that way.
为什么 Why not?
当然是因为曼德雷克 It's because of the Mandrake.
他安排使魔守卫着所有的出口 He's got those demons guarding every way out.
这样吗 That so?
看来根本问题是 我得先想办法 Basically, I need to find a way to get the Mandrake
驯服曼德雷克 其次才是她 to do whatever I want, along with her.
喂 别就那样站在那儿 Hey, don't just stand there like that.
专心碾磨 See to the chopping.
夫人 这是哪个咒语要用的 Hey, lady, what kind of spell is this gonna be for?
你先快点干完你的活吧 You just hurry up and finish that.
干完了就告诉我吗 And we'll have a lesson after?
干完了还有黑莓浆果要磨 I have some bryony berries for you to grind when you're done.
用手 用手 By hand. By hand?
完成了 现在能教我点魔法了吗 Finished. So, now will you teach me some magic?
到后院去摘些蓟来 Go out and pick some thistles from the backyard.
快点 Be quick about it.
为什么她总是派我到这里来处理麻烦事 Why does she always send me out here for prickly things?
好了 我摘来了 All right, I picked some.
荨麻不够了 There aren't enough nettles in here.
去多采一些 Go pick some more.
又来 Again?
你什么时候教我魔法 When are you going to teach me some magic?
“又来”是什么意思 你有意见 What do you mean "again"? How dare you?
还有再摘一篮覆盆子来 One more thing. Pick a basket full of raspberries, too.
快点去 Get a move on! Hmm.
所有的蛇皮都被切开了 一共24张 The snakeskins are all cut up, 24 of them.
现在你可以教我了吗 去摘颠茄叶 Now will you teach me? Go pick belladonna leaves.
120片就够 120 will do.
托马斯 Thomas!
把这些一起洗干净 Wash all those with the others.
那些也是 对吧 Those ones, too, yeah?
水槽里的东西全都要洗 You can wash everything that's in the sink.
全都要 明白了 Everything. Got it.
看什么看 赶紧干活去 What are you gawking at? Hurry and finish your work.
嘿 我能试试吗 Hey, could I have a go at doing that?
别分心 Never mind that.
你就照我说的去做 Just go and do what you were told to do.
哼 Hmm.
喂 你好 好的 Yes, hello? Okay.
雅加达今天天气晴朗 The weather in Jakarta will be clear today..
真是的 我受够了 That's it. I'm sick of this.
她根本没打算教我魔法 一点都没 She has no intention of teaching me magic, not ever.
低气温是24度 Low will be 24 degrees
大概率 with a high of...
您叫我吗 You summoned me,
主人 请您吩咐 master? I'm here to serve.
把碗拿出来 Fetch me dishes.
呃 温特福德牌的 Hmm, make them the Winterford ones.
如您所愿 我的主人 As you wish, my master.
警告已发出 ...warning has been issued
低洼地区 for lowlying areas.
今晚 我要银海因斯酒吧 Tonight, I want you to bring the fish and chips
做的炸鱼和薯条 that they make over at the Silver Hynes Pub.
如您所愿 By your command.
最低温度是13度 The low will be 13 degrees
还有最高的25度 and the high 25 degrees.
魔法怎么这么臭啊 Why does magic have to smell so awful?
我要是曼德雷克就好了 The Mandrake's got it so good.
哈 Aha.
能支配使魔的 The only one who can control the demons
就只有曼德雷克 seems to be the Mandrake.
以前跟大家在一起的时候 我大概就像曼德雷克那样吧 I guess I used to be a lot like the Mandrake with everyone.
可以随时想吃什么就吃什么 I could eat what I wanted whenever I wanted.
“今天晚上 "This evening,
从儿童之家带些牧羊人派来” you shall bring shepherd's pie from the children's home."
“是 是 船长 ” "Aye, aye, Captain!"
好想卡斯塔德啊 I really miss Custard.
我有好多话想跟他说 There's just so much I wish I could tell him.
嗯 Hmm.
托马斯 Thomas?
她把我们压榨的真惨啊 不是吗 She really works us hard, doesn't she?
我们都不容易啊 对吧 卡斯塔德 You and I've got it really tough, don't we, Custard?
抱歉 我是说托马斯 Oh, sorry, I mean Thomas.
不过你和他可真像 It's just that you kind of remind me of him.
哇 Wow!
这很棒 不是吗 卡斯塔德 This is great, isn't it, Custard?
对了 I know.
嘿 卡斯塔德 快看 Hey, Custard, take a good look.
早上好 夫人 天气不错 不是吗 Morning, lady. Nice day, isn't it?
从今天开始 From today on, you'll be
就要由你来晾衣服了 hanging out the laundry.
23 Twentythree.
24 Twentyfour.
25 Twentyfive.
24 Twentyfour.
23 Twentythree.
数到哪了 Where was I?
你最好别出错 不然罚你吃虫子 You better do it properly, or it's worms for you.
你自己不会数吗 There's no reason that you can't count these yourself.
我可是远视眼 I'm rather farsighted, you know.
哪里数得了那么小的东西 You think I can see something so tiny?
呵 和院长一样 Mm, Matron was exactly the same.
废话少说 Enough of your idle chatter.
数完蝾螈的眼睛 还有有盐粒 When you've finished counting the newt eyes, grains of salt
和千足虫的腿 and millipede legs
还有杜鹃花种子和老鼠爪子 and rhododendron seeds and mouse claws.
把它们都清点好 Count all of them.
你敢出一点错就叫你吃虫子 If you slack off, it's worms for you.
可恶 Good grief!
虫子 虫子 虫子 虫子 她只说虫子 Worms, worms, worms, worms, worms is all she says!
啊 烦人 糟了 540 Ah, bother! It's awful!
这样看起来不像角 反而像驴耳朵 These don't look like horns. They look like donkey ears.
一点也不像他 He doesn't look anything like that.
我得重画了 I've got to start over.
还是不对 It still isn't right.
嗯 Huh?
嗯 Hmm?
好吧 那到底是什么啊 Okay, now, what on earth is that?
是曼德雷克 That's the Mandrake.
是的 他的房间就在墙的另一边 Yeah, his den's just on the other side of the wall.
等等 你会说话 Hang on! You actually talk?!
当然会 只是不常说 Of course I do, just not very often.
你还是别再画这个了 Oh, you might want to stop drawing that.
我觉得这是在激怒曼德雷克 I think it's beginning to disturb the Mandrake.
嘿 那你会咒语吗 Hey, do you know about spells?
关于咒语 我比你懂得多 Mm, well, I know a lot more than you do about spells.
我看见你在看她的书 I've seen you looking in that book of hers.
我相信你找的咒语 The spell I believe you're looking for
在后面的某个地方 is somewhere towards the back.
我想我可以告诉你在哪儿 如果你 I suppose I could show you where it is if you...
好 快 Yes, please!
但是等等 我不明白 But wait, I don't get it.
他的房间怎么会在墙的另一边 How can his den be on the other side of that wall?
这不可能 It doesn't make any sense.
那边是浴室 我能肯定 Over there is the bathroom. Yeah, I know.
这房子很不可思议 但相信我 它就在那里 This house is weird, but trust me, it's there.
嗯 Hmm.
走吧 You coming?
嗯 Huh?
好恶心 Yucky!
嘘 等我们完事了 你可以舔干净 Oh, shush. You can just lick them clean when we're done.
我不是猫 I'm not a cat.
好 找到了 Well, look what we have here.
现在用你的大拇指从后面翻 Now use those thumbs of yours to flip from the back
翻到我说停为止 and turn the pages till I say stop.
看 这个咒语叫"制造一大群蠕虫" Look, this one is called "To Make a Plague of Worms"?
这句是“释放一场猛烈的雷雨” This one's "Unleash a Violent Thunderstorm
来破坏教堂的庆典” in Order to Spoil a Church Fete."
“让城市公共汽车准时到达的咒语” "A Spell to Make the City Buses Come on Time."
"保护身体不受魔法伤害的咒语" "A Spell to Preserve the Body from All Magic."
停下 停下 就是这个 Wait, wait. That's the one.
"保护身体不受魔法伤害的咒语" "A Spell to Preserve the Body from All Magic."
如果我们知道如何使用它 If we can figure out how to use it,
这能保护我们不被她的魔法攻击 it'll protect us from anything she tries to throw at us.
什么 What?
确实 但是 卡斯塔德 哦不是 我是说托马斯 Yeah, but, Custard... wait, I mean Thomas...
这个咒语需要上百种材料才能施法 this spell needs hundreds of ingredients to pull it off.
不过 都能在这个房间的某个地方找到 Well, every one of them is somewhere in this room,
而且我们有一整晚的时间来找齐 and we've got all night to find them.
那么 动手吧 So, shall we begin?
好吧 这里说 All right, according to this,
需要很多老鼠骨头粉 you're gonna need plenty of powdered rats' bones,
大量蝾螈的眼睛 a generous helping of newts' eyes,
和切片好的蟾蜍 用于熬制的第一阶段 and wellsliced toad for the first stage of the brew.
哇啊 WWhoa!
好 在你准备这些东西的时候 Good. While you're getting those things ready,
可以开始加热天仙子 you can start heating up the henbane.
啊 对了 书上说你得 Oh, good. Says you have to heat up
和三根黑猫尾巴毛一起加热 three hairs of a black cat's tail along with the plant.
呃 我希望你 Well, I'd appreciate it if you could
至少拔的时候能温柔点 at least try to take them gently!
好 接下来是颠茄精油 Right. Now the belladonna.
右边第四个瓶子 That's the fourth bottle on the right.
跟天仙子一起滴三滴 Three drops in with the henbane.
三 三滴 Three. Three drops.
然后是 “放置眷属” Now it says, "Position the familiar."
哦 那简单 我已经在这了 Well, that's easy. I'm already here.
“眷属” "The familiar"?
那是什么 What's that?
眷属就是在魔女施咒时 A familiar is a cat or other animal who acts as
充当魔女助手的猫或其他动物 a sort of witch's assistant when casting a spell.
要让咒语正常生效 For a spell to work properly, the animal needs to be
动物必须在恰当的时候接近咒语混合物 close to the spell mixture at just the right moment.
顺带一提 Well...
众所周知 最适合施咒的动物 ...everybody knows the best animal for making a spell work
就是黑猫 is a black cat.
噢 是吗 那你为什么总是逃跑 Oh, yeah? Then why is it you're always running away?
因为我不喜欢她的咒语啊 'Cause I don't like the kind of spells she does.
那些咒语恶心得就像 They're disgusting.
被人反向摸毛 They make me feel like I'm being stroked the wrong way.
嗯 哦 对了 Hmm? Oh, yeah.
现在把一滴玫瑰圣水倒入绿色的混合物中 One drop of rose elixir goes into the green mix now.
好 冲刺阶段了“拿一个大钵 Okay, home stretch. "Get a large bowl.
把所有的原料全都放到钵里 "Gather all the ingredients, put them in the bowl,
然后一边搅拌一边吟唱咒文” then mix and say the words."
呃 我要吟唱什么 Well, what do I say?
嗯 Hmm?
那儿没写啊 咒语是啥啊 It's not written there! What are the words?!
冷静下来 Calm down.
大概就是魔法连结用的常见咒语 They'll be the usual words of magical binding.
我可能听她用过 I think I've probably heard her use about
大约六个不同的句子差不多 six different words or so.
你最好还记得 卡斯塔德 You had better remember them, Custard!
嗯 嗯 Hmm? Huh?
啊不 托马斯 I mean Thomas!
毕竟我都花了这么大力气 快想 After all the work I've put into this, go on!
把所有的咒语都告诉我 Tell me all the words!
一字不漏地告诉我 Every single one that you've heard!
好吧我会说的 但你得保证 All right. I'll say them, but only if you promise
别再用那可笑的名字叫我了 to stop calling me that ridiculous name.
还有 你要把我告诉你的这些咒语 And then you've got to say them back to me
完全一致地复述出来 做得到吗 using exactly the same tone and inflection as me, okay?
你是魔女 不是我 You're the witch here, not me.
没问题我们继续 Right. Let's go.
喵 Meow.
哇 Wow.
玫瑰的香气 Smells of roses.
你怎么了 What's wrong with you?
没事只是 只是 Nothing. It's just, it's just that
我刚才说的有些话只是在骂人 some of the things I was saying were just swearing
因为有些咒文想不起来了 'cause I couldn't remember all the words.
希望它还能有用 Well, I hope it's still gonna work.
啊 那我现在该怎么办 Hey, what am I supposed to do now?
把它涂满全身 Just slather it all over my body?
嗯 但你最好先帮我涂 Mmhmm, but you better do me first.
是我找到的配方 II found the recipe,
我也和你一样为这事付出了所有的努力 and I worked every bit as hard as you did on this, you know.
不仅如此 Not just that.
我已经受够了吃虫子了 I'm tired of her giving me those worms.
她一生气就给我吃 She does it to me every time she's annoyed with me.
好的 有道理 Okay, that's fair.
太可怕了 我希望它最终能渗进去 This is terrible. I hope it soaks in eventually.
嗯 Hmm?
转过去别看 You can turn around now.
为啥 What for?
感觉好多了 That's better.
这就行了吗 Is this going to work?
最好有效 越有效越好 It better work and work well.
我可不想再折腾一遍了 I have no intention of ever going through all that again.
我也不想 绝对不想再搞一遍了 I really don't want to do that again either.
起床了 你这个懒鬼 Get up, you lazy little beast!
曼德雷克想吃熏肉和鸡蛋 The Mandrake wants his bacon and eggs,
现在就要 and he wants them now!
叫他让手下的使魔去做啊 Tell him to get one of his demons to do it.
你说什么 What was that?
这就来了 I'm coming!
但我们要说清楚;我不是你的奴隶 But let's be clear; I am not your slave!
我才不管你怎么想 I don't care what you think.
我受够了 : I've had enough of
被当奴隶对待了 being treated like a slave.
迟早要让你得到报应 You'll get what's coming to you in the end.
不许发呆 Stop moping about.
到外面去采些荨麻和嚏根草 Go outside and pick some nettles and hellebore.
我受够了被使唤来使唤去了 I am sick of getting taken advantage of.
而且还是在这个天气 And now the weather's doing it?!
好的 我马上就去办 Yes, I'll get right to it.
见鬼 愚蠢的客人 Drat. Stupid customers.
别别把那些材料放在那里 Don't put those there.
我不是说了要放到锅里吗 I told you to put all the plants in the cauldron,
不是桌上 not the table.
没有的小畜生 Useless little beast!
我说了 我不是你的奴隶 And I told you I'm not your slave!
我答应帮你 你也答应了 I agreed to assist you, and you agreed that you were
教我你会的所有魔法 going to teach me everything you knew about magic.
可实际上你却只是用杂活把我累得半死 But instead, all you've done is work me half to death!
我可没答应教你 I didn't agree to teach you.
我从圣莫瓦尔德 把你领回来 只是想多个帮手 I got you from St. Morwald's to be another pair of hands.
大骗子 Well, then you're a cheat!
你跟院长女士说的是你要当我的养母 You told Miss Matron that you were gonna be my foster mother!
你答应过的 You promised!
养母 呵呵 Foster mother indeed.
现在去给大锅再添些柴火 Now go and put more fuel under the cauldron.
立刻马上 And hurry!
不好好干就罚你吃虫子 If you don't do it, it's worms for you.
那你到底会教我魔法吗 还是不教 So, then, are you going to teach me magic or aren't you?
当然不教 我为什么要费那个心 Of course I won't. Why would I bother?
你不过是一个帮手而已 You're nothing more than a spare pair of hands.
我明白了 I see.
那就这样吧 That settles it, then.
新喀里多尼亚 In New Caledonia,
它们在寻找温暖的环境 they're looking at warm conditions
和晴朗的天气 with clear skies.
今天的最低温度19度 最高 Today's low, a mild 19 degrees. The high...
孤儿院的 牧羊人派 The orphanage's... shepherd's pie.
嗯 Hmm.
这是我的最爱之一 It's one of my favorites.
上午天气将会晴朗 Morning weather will be clear
下午偶有云 with occasional clouds in the afternoon.
零下22度 Low of 22 degrees.
最高气温是舒适的29度 The high, a comfortable 29 degrees.
现在让我们把注意力转向北美 Turning our attention now to North America.
安克雷奇正在下雨 Anchorage is looking at rain
下午有雷雨 with thunderstorms in the afternoon.
你要骑扫帚吗 Uh, do you ride a broomstick?
当然不 Certainly not.
我的客户都是体面人 All of my customers are very respectable.
他们都隶属于“地球之友”或“母亲联盟” They are the sort of people that belong to
之类的高端组织 Friends of the Earth and Mothers' Union.
如果我骑着扫帚飞过去 If I flew into their neighborhood
万一被他们的邻居碰巧发现了 on the back of a broomstick and one of the customers' neighbors
他们可是会大发雷霆的 happened to see me, they would throw such a fit.
好了 别再提那些愚蠢的问题了 Now then, enough with your silly questions.
在我回来之前把你的工作做完 Finish your work by the time I return.
地板要弄干净 I want that floor so clean
干净到可以用它来吃晚饭 that we can eat supper off it tonight.
托马斯 Thomas!
托马斯 你在哪里 Thomas! Where are you?
怎么了 WWhat's going on?
我正在午睡 I was having a nap.
只有在她出去的时候我才能清净些 The only time I get any peace is when she goes out.
知道了 但就给我五分钟帮个忙 Yes, I know, but just help me for five minutes.
快想想让别人多出一双手的咒语是什么 Think. What's a spell for giving someone an extra pair of hands?
嗯 Huh?
好主意 Great idea!
嘿嘿嘿 Hmm. Hmm.
完美 Perfect.
最棘手的地方 The trickiest part of this
就是头发 is gonna be the hair.
书上说我们得把她的头发绑在娃娃上 It says here we need to tie some of her hair around the doll.
好吧 祝你好运 Well, yeah, good luck with that.
她不可能会让你碰她头发的 There's no chance she's gonna let you touch her hair.
相信我 Trust me.
别担心 Don't worry.
我会想办法弄到的 等着看好戏吧 I'll find a way to get some. You'll see.
那个老太婆 成天说什么“一个帮手” That old bag... it's always about an extra set of hands with her.
我就送她几个“帮手” Well, I'll make sure that she gets some.
抱歉 刚是不是太吵了 I'm sorry. Was it too loud for you?
希望没有打扰您的工作 I hope I didn't disturb your work.
谢谢 正好我有点饿了 Thank you! I was starting to get hungry.
呃 嘿 先生嗯 Uh, hey, mister. Huh?
我很好奇你是作家吗 I'm curious. Are you a writer?
是的 I am.
哇 太好了 Wow, that's great!
我能看看你的作品吗 CCan I read your work?
可以 Yes.
我有拇指就好了 I wish I had thumbs.
现在 这双手装在哪儿好呢 Now, I've got to find a good place to put these hands.
你怎么看 What do you think?
装在手肘怎么样 What about her elbows?
或是膝盖 What about on her knees?
她回来了 快 She's coming back! Quick!
把布偶藏起来 You have to hide it!
啊 Oh.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
这房子里不许唱歌 There's no singing in this house.
你在哪里听到这首歌的 Where did you hear that song?
如果你觉得这地板够干净的话 If you think this floor is clean enough,
你又想错了 you've got another think coming.
不打扫干净不准吃完饭 There'll be no supper for you unless you do better.
我得想想办法 I have to figure out
怎么弄到她的头发 how I'm going to get ahold of some of her hair.
首先 她的卧室到底在房子里的什么地方 Now, where exactly is her bedroom in this house?
我知道曼德雷克的房间 I know the Mandrake's room is located
在我卧室墙的另一边 on the other side of my bedroom wall.
得来全不费工夫 Is this what I think it is?
不 那是猫爪藤 No, that's a cat's claw vine.
她脑袋上的头发都恶心地纠缠在一起 You won't find her hair on the floor.
不可能在地板上找到她的头发的 It just stays on her disgusting mess on her head.
好了 像这样还差不多 Okay, that's a bit more like it.
现在去你的卧室吧 Now off to your bedroom.
你今晚的晚餐只有面包和奶酪 You'll have only bread and cheese for supper tonight.
也许这能教会你以后不要偷懒 Perhaps that'll teach you not to be so lazy in the future.
你好 Hello?
使魔先生 Mr. Demon?
你好 Hello?
切 我还以为这次能看到一只呢 Bother. Thought I might see one this time.
曼德雷克先生 你写得也太无聊了 Mm. Oh, Mr. Mandrake, your writing is awfully boring.
啊 浪费时间 Ugh, what a waste.
估计就是关于贝拉·雅加的 I guess it's about Bella Yaga.
我打赌她至少留了一些头发在梳子上 I bet she's left at least some of her hair on her hairbrush,
所以我要做的就是找到它 so all I've got to do is find it.
嗯 Hmm.
既然曼德雷克的房间 I'm thinking that if the Mandrake's room
就在卧室墙的另一边 is situated just the other side of the bedroom wall,
那有理由相信 then it stands to reason
贝拉·雅加的房间也在那边 Bella Yaga's room is there, too.
哇 Whoa.
啊 烦人 Ah, bother!
都做到这份上了 This is not going to help me
还弄不到一根贝拉·雅加的头发 get my hands on one of Bella Yaga's hairs.
嗯 Hmm.
我不懂魔法 I just don't understand magic.
得想办法让她教我 I have to somehow get her to teach me about it.
醒醒 Wake up!
曼德雷克今天早餐想吃炸面包 The Mandrake wants to have fried bread for breakfast today!
嗯 Hmm?
她的头发 It's her hair.
你在干什么 What are you doing in there?!
快过来 Hurry it up!
知道了 马上到 Yes! Be right there!
你的报应来了 You'll get what you deserve.
首尔今天有雨 In Seoul today,
明天早上就会晴了 it'll be clear in the morning
下午有零星阵雨 with scattered showers in the afternoon.
这是什么 What is this?
我做的炸面包 I made fried bread.
第一次做 It's my first time.
你喜欢吗 Do you like it?
不 No!
为什么不教她正确的做法 Why didn't you teach her how to cook it correctly?!
呃 我 呃 Well, I, uh...
炸面包而已 But all you do is fry it.
这连小孩都能做吧 It's something a child could do.
显然 你错了 Obviously, you're wrong.
以后别再用这种事烦我了 Don't ever disturb me like this again!
今天要我做什么呢 How may I serve my master today,
我怒不可遏的主人 my vile and hideous master?
说话当心点 Don't be rude.
把这个拿走 Take this away,
然后去埃平森林的童子军营地 and then go to the scout camp in Epping Forest.
他们总是在那里做炸面包 They always make fried bread there.
现在去给我们拿点来 Now go fetch us some.
遵命 我可怕的主人 如您所愿 Yes, my ghastly master. It will be done as you said.
哇 哇 Whoa! Whoa!
现在大洋洲 Now for Oceania
以及南太平洋 and the South Pacific.
今天在悉尼 早上天气晴朗 In Sydney today, clear in the morning
下午有偶有小雨 with occasional light showers starting in the afternoon
一直持续到傍晚 and stretching into the early evening.
嗯 Huh?
最低10度 最高20度 A low of ten degrees and the high, a mild 20 degrees.
嗯 Hmm.
基督城将会很冷 It's going to be chilly in Christchurch
低温 with a low of...
你哪来的胆子 How dare you? How could you even think of
怎么会想到去像那样激怒曼德雷克 disturbing the Mandrake like that?
我都差点被你害的让他修理一顿 You very nearly had me in terrible trouble with him.
是么 那也许你该开始 Well, maybe you should try teaching me things
偶尔教我些东西 once in a while instead of just
而不是逼我做些我不知道的事 making me do stuff that I don't know.
不许强词夺理 No pathetic excuses!
你被带来就是为了干活 明白吗 You are strictly here to work, you understand?
只因为我需要多一双手或者爪子什么的 I need another pair of hands or paws or whatever.
现在开始工作吧 你这个懒鬼 Now get to work, you lazy beast!
我想去上个厕所 求求你 Toilet break, please.
想惹我生气 嗯 Anything to annoy me, eh?
行吧 但只有两分钟 Fine. Two minutes, then.
你懂的 如果回来晚了会发生什么 You know what'll happen if you're late coming back.
你这忘恩负义的混蛋 You wicked, ungrateful beast!
你对我做了什么 What have you done to me?!
你做了什么 What did you do?
多给了你一双手啊 Given you an extra set of hands.
就像你天天一直念叨着想要的那样 Like you said you wanted, every day, all the time.
说个不停 You never shut up about it.
我要给你喂虫子 Now I'm going to give you worms!
啊 Ow!
有种别动 You stay put!
虫子马上就来 The worms are coming!
哦 不 不 Oh, no, no.
我们身上涂过魔药了 We slathered that magic stuff all over us,
所以不用担心它的虫子啊 so we don't have to worry about her worms anymore.
不要虫子 Not the worms.
不要虫子不要虫子 Not the worms. Not the worms.
哦 Oh.
哦 不 Oh, no.
什么都没发生啊 Nothing, huh?
看来她解开咒语了 Guess she was able to break the spell.
亏我废了好大力气 And after all that effort.
嗯 Hmm?
果不其然 我们的咒语起作用了 Just as I thought. Our spell worked perfectly.
虫子都掉在地板上 没有对我们造成任何伤害 The worms are all down on the floor and not doing us any harm.
有什么好怕的 Why are you afraid?
哼 说得轻巧 Well, that's easy for you to say.
居然比卡斯塔德还胆小 You're even worse than Custard.
嗯 Hmm.
啊 等下 Oh. Hang on.
托马斯 如果那个魔女 看到这些虫子没有攻击我们 Hey, Thomas, if the witch sees these worms
她就会发现我们在用魔法保护自己了 just sitting here, she'll know we protected ourselves.
得把这些藏起来 Got to hide these.
有意思 最好的点子总是出现 Isn't it funny how great ideas seem to come
在你最需要的时候 right when you need them most?
你在干什么 WWhat are you doing?
把这些虫子扔到 Sending each and every one of these worms
对面卫生间藏起来 into the bathroom to hide them.
不 不 No! No!
别怕了 卡斯塔德 Aw, come on, Custard.
哦不 托马斯 Sorry. Thomas.
别这样 来吧 让我们一起面对它们 Don't do it! Come on, let's face it.
和三只胳膊的火星人比起来 虫子没什么大不了的 Worms are no big deal compared to, uh, threearmed Mar...
区区虫子而已 不是吗 Worms, is it?
她想要虫子 那就给她虫子 If it's worms she wants, then that's what she'll get!
哇 Wow.
不不不不不 No, no, no, no, no!
不是我 It wasn't me!
我说了不是我 I tell you, it wasn't me!
你为什么要这么做 Why, you!
你 你都干了些什么 You! You've gone and done it now!
啊 可怜的女人 Ah, you poor woman.
但这是你的错 你心里有数 But it's your fault, you know.
你说什么 What did you say?
我警告过你 I told you that you were
不要打扰我 not to disturb me!
给 你终于要摆脱捣蛋鬼了 Here, get rid of this nuisance, would you?
嗯 Huh?
毕竟 我也不该 After all, it would be wrong for me
再继续打扰你们了 to disturb you any further.
你说呢 曼德雷克先生 Isn't that right, Mr. Mandrake?
接下来 你们俩想做什么就做什么吧 Now, you two can do whatever you want.
我先行一步了 I'll leave you to it.
啊 回来 Ah, come back...!
嗯 “地蜈蚣” Huh? "Earwig"?
真的假的 No way!
够了 That's enough.
她召唤的那些虫子 本来是要攻击你的 是不是 Those worms she summoned were intended for you, weren't they?
嘿 先生 你是摇滚明星 对吧 Hey, mister, you were a rock star, right?
我爱“地蜈蚣” 我爱它 I love Earwig! I love it!
还有 那个红发美女是谁 Also, who was that beautiful redhead lady?
你的女朋友吗 Your girlfriend?
那个女人是为你召唤的虫子吗 是还是不是 Did that woman give you the worms or didn't she?!
嗯 所以我本想把它们从墙上的洞 Mmhmm. And I tried to put them in the bathroom
藏到卫生间里 免得让她发现 through a hole in the wall to hide them from her.
但似乎出了点差错 It was a mistake.
魔法虫子会钻到魔法空间 Magical worms will wriggle into magic places.
虫子就这样爬进了我的书房 The worms made their way into my den.
音乐也是如此 Music is the same.
带你来到了魔法空间 It carries you to magical places.
那个女人不会再那样对你了 That woman will not do that to you again.
至于你 也不要再那样做了 As for you, you won't do that again either.
我和她说过要好好教你 I told her to teach you properly
就这样让我一个人待着吧 so that I could then be left alone.
我不喜欢被打扰 I don't like to be disturbed.
谢谢你 Thank you!
她曾经天赋惊人 She had amazing talent.
无论是作为鼓手 还是作为魔女 For playing drums and fashioning spells.
先生 地蜈蚣为什么解散了 Mister, what did Earwig break up over?
红头发的是谁 And who's the redhead?
别这么快 等等 Not so fast! Stop!
魔女的规矩怎么办 What about the witches' law?
够了 我要做什么是我的自由 Enough! Whatever I end up doing, it'll be on my terms.
再见了 你这个懦夫 So long, you coward.
那12个倔强的老太婆掌管着很多事 Those 12 stubborn crones are in charge of a lot,
但她们不能操控我的生活 but they don't control my life.
魔女留下的烂摊子 A hole left by a witch
只有魔女能收拾 can only be filled by a witch.
她那么轻易地 离开了我们 She simply... left us.
先生 我不会就这样离开的 Mister, II won't leave like that,
我会成为一个出色的魔女 and I'll become a proper witch.
拜托 先生 我还可以帮你写作 Please, sir. I can also help you with your writing.
我只是希望能帮到你 I just want to be useful to you.
你该走了 Time for you to go.
我不喜欢被打扰 I don't like to be disturbed.
先生 我只是 Mister, II just, I...
等一下 先生 Wait a minute! Mister?
学校明天开学 School starts tomorrow.
你能叫她让我去上课吗 Would you mind telling her to let me go to class?
我得去见我朋友卡斯塔德 I really need to see my friend Custard.
卡斯塔德是个书呆子 Custard is a bookworm,
就像你一样 just like you are.
他总是看书 He's always reading.
但他读的都是科幻小说 But all he ever reads is science fiction.
也许他应该试着偶尔读点悬疑小说 Maybe he should try reading a mystery once in a while.
所以 可以让我白天去学校吗 So, would it be all right if I went to school during the day?
如果我去上学 这附近就安静多了 If I do, it'll be a lot more peaceful around here.
我会考虑的 I'll consider it.
嗯 好吧 Uh... Oh, well.
你知道的 托马斯 You know, Thomas,
我们可以让他们 you and I can make them do just about
对我们言听计从 对吧 whatever we want them to. Huh?
只要我想 The rest is up to one thing: me.
嗯 嗯 Huh? Huh?
我能学魔法了 I'll be learning magic.
至少他是这么告诉我的 Or so I was told.
好像快点开始啊 Can't wait to start.
好吧 我只想知道你是怎么做到的 Fine. I just wish I knew how you did it.
我只想说声谢谢 I just want to say thank you.
我们刚才还在谈话 We were talking just now,
曼德雷克说你是个伟大的魔女 and the Mandrake said you were a great witch
也是个很棒的鼓手 and a terrific drummer as well.
我希望有一天我能像你一样 I hope I can be like you someday.
快别说了 Stop that at once!
现在 你先给我打扫卫生 Now then, cleaning comes first for you,
这一地鸡毛里我们什么都做不了 because we can't function in this mess.
嘿 贝拉 我们找个时间一起去野餐怎么样 Hey, Bella, why don't we all go on a picnic sometime?
开着你那辆漂亮的黄色汽车 In your nice yellow car.
你这傻姑娘 You stupid girl.
如果你有时间的话 If you've got time to do that,
还不如拿来学咒语 you've got time to learn a spell.
至于那辆车 它是曼德雷克的 而且那辆车 As for that car, it belongs to the Mandrake, and it's...
啊 可是我很期待 Oh, I was kind of hoping
你能开车载我啊 that maybe you would drive me.
傻姑娘 Stupid girl.
我可没答应过 That's not what I'm talking about at all.
自他们带我来这里 Six months have gone by sine
已经过去六个月了 they took me into this house.
现在可以在床上吃早餐而且 Breakfast in bed with... Now everyone here
现在这里的每个人都对我服服帖帖 does exactly what I want them to.
甚至比在孤儿院的时候感觉还好 I mean, it's almost better than the orphanage.
早餐吃什么呢 ...and choice of bread.
混合烧烤吧 The mixed grill.
就要这个吧 That's what I'll have.
现在 曼德雷克亲切地 These days, t he Mandrake's nice enough
叫我"小维格" to call me "Dearwig."
进来 而且我很喜欢这叫法 Come in. And I quite like it.
小维格 Dearwig.
早上好 先生 Good morning, sir.
今天我可以点混合烧烤吗 May I have the mixed grill today?
哦 Oh!
我读了昨天的手稿 I read yesterday's manuscript.
太有趣了 It was so interesting.
中间部分孩子们游荡到塔里 That part in the middle where the children wander into
在一片漆黑中攀爬到顶端 the tower in the dark and then climb all the way to the top,
却发现一颗被砍下的头颅 而不是钟 only to find a severed head instead of a bell...
太棒了 so good!
我什么时候可以读到后续呢 When can I read more?
我马上就写 I'll get right to it.
就连使魔 Even the demons,
他们本来只效忠曼德雷克 who are only loyal to the Mandrake,
现在也开始执行我的命令了 are starting to do my bidding now.
啊 使魔 Oh, Demon!
召我何事 我最美丽最出色的女主人 You summoned me, my most beautiful and splendid mistress?
我和曼德雷克要混合烧烤 The Mandrake and I will have the mixed grill,
还有贝拉·雅加要 and Bella Yaga...
即便如此 还有一件事 Even so, there's still one thing
不能完全如我所愿 I just can't get to seem to go my way.
不管我怎么做 卡斯塔德都不肯来看我 No matter what I do, Custard won't come to visit.
帮我打开 嗯哼 Open it for me. Mmhmm.
他说他 He says he's
太害怕曼德雷克了 much too afraid of the Mandrake
所以不愿接近这栋房子 to come anywhere near the house.
不过没关系 But it's all right.
就像我在新家让一切按我的意愿发展一样 Just like I made things go my way at my new home,
最后我肯定也能让卡斯塔德照我说的做的 I'm sure I'll eventually be able to make Custard do what I want.
他来了 He's here!
嗯 Hmm?
卡斯塔德 你 Custard! You...
圣诞快乐 伊尔维格 Merry Christmas, Earwig.