我来听一下开场 Can I hear the opening word
走一下 一二三 Here we go. One, two, three.
非常好 Very good.
记住 文本是第一位的 Remember, the text is first.
圣经说在起初已有圣言 也就是我们的文字 "In the beginning was the Word"
（圣经开篇后面的内容是：圣言与天主同在，圣言就是天主 and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.）
所以说文本才是你们要关注的重点 So the text is what you're concentrating on.
所以你要让它们成为音乐的一部分 Make it part of the music.
好了 深吸一口气 Let's all breathe in.
然后呼出去 Breathe out.
很好 再来一遍 Excellent. Now, let's hear the opening chord.
很好 再铺一些中音 Good. Middle voices, a little bit more.
高音已经可以了 Higher voices are excellent.
低音的位置再注意一点儿 Bass, a little more breath.
再来一次 Try again.
很好 再试一次第一节 Okay, let's run the first verse.
预备... One...
♪ 哦 伯利恒小镇啊 ♪ ♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪
♪ 你安静的坐落于此 ♪ ♪ How still we see thee lie ♪
♪ 在你深沉无梦的夜眠中 ♪ ♪ Above thy deep and dreamless sleep ♪
♪ 沉默的星星悄然掠过 ♪ ♪ The silent stars go by ♪
♪ 只有你在黑暗的街道上闪耀着 ♪ ♪ Yet in thy dark streets shineth ♪
♪ 永恒的光芒 ♪ ♪ The everlasting light ♪
♪ 多年来的 ♪ ♪ The hopes and fears ♪
♪ 希望与恐惧 ♪ ♪ Of all the years ♪
♪ 都在此夜 ♪ ♪ Are met in thee ♪
♪ 因你释怀 ♪ ♪ Tonight. ♪
非常好 尤其是收尾的那一下 Really great. Especially that T at the end.
很融洽 All together.
非常棒 Very, very good.
很好 Excellent.
♪ 让我睡去 ♪ ♪ Let me sleep ♪
♪ 在清晨也不要醒来 ♪ ♪ In the slumber of the morning ♪
♪ 我已无处可去 ♪ ♪ There's nowhere I need to be ♪
♪ 旧梦仍在呼唤着我 ♪ ♪ And my dreams still are calling ♪
♪ 就把烦恼抛到身后 ♪ ♪ Lay your troubles on the ground ♪
♪ 不必理会它们 ♪ ♪ No need to worry about them now ♪
♪ 日光在林间跳跃 ♪ ♪ Daylight shaking through the trees ♪
♪ 也不会叨扰到我 ♪ ♪ Do not disturb me ♪
♪ 就这样吧 ♪ ♪ Let me be ♪
♪ 如果你需要一个落脚的地方 ♪ ♪ And if you need a place to land ♪
♪ 当你疲倦的时候就降落吧 ♪ ♪ Come down when you are weary ♪
♪ 没有更多需要被驱散的乌云 ♪ ♪ No more clouds to put away ♪
♪ 在睡梦中… ♪ ♪ In the slumber of the... ♪
非利士人 Philistines.
（古时生活在地中海东南沿海地带）
懒惰 粗俗 渺小 又让人恶心的非利士人 Lazy, vulgar, rancid little Philistines.
汉纳姆先生 Mr. Hunham?
我现在很忙 I'm busy right now.
是伍德鲁普博士要见你 Uh, Dr. Woodrup asked to see you.
他想干嘛 What does he want?
我想可能是关于圣诞假期的 Uh, I think it's about Christmas break.
我马上就去见他 I'll see him presently.
那是什么 What's that?
圣诞饼干 Christmas cookies.
是为教员们做的 I made them for the faculty.
当然并不是所有人都有 Well, not all the faculty.
但是 这些都是给您的 Anyway, these are for you.
♪ 就是今天 ♪ ♪ Time has come today ♪
♪ 我们有自己的路 ♪ ♪ Young hearts can go their way ♪
♪ 不能再推迟 ♪ ♪ Can't put it off another day ♪
♪ 我不在乎别人怎么说 ♪ ♪ I don't care what others say ♪
♪ 反正他们觉得我们也不会听 ♪ ♪ They think we don't listen anyway ♪
♪ 就是今天 ♪ ♪ Time has come today ♪
♪ 嘿 ♪ ♪ Hey ♪
塔利 Tully.
你怎么拿着个女生的内衣 What are you doing with women's underwear?
这是詹姆斯·邦德在007之女王密使里 It's the same swimsuit James Bond wears
穿的同款泳衣 in On Her Majesty's Secret Service.
没有比这更男人的了 It can't get more masculine than that.
为什么不直接穿个短裤 Why don't you just wear cutoffs?
因为我要去圣基茨岛 Because I'm going to St. Kitts.
我才不要变成那个唯一在沙滩上 I'm not going to be the only dickhead
穿着个短裤的傻冒 on the beach wearing cutoffs.
嘿 各位 注意啦 Oh. Look out, everyone.
塔利要去圣基茨了 Tully's going to St. Kitts.
它们看起来还是像女式短裤 They still look like panties.
你是对的 克兰德尔 到底是被你抓到了 You're right, Crandall. You caught me.
那是你妈的内裤 They're your mother's panties.
帮我跟她说声谢谢 Tell her thanks for the good times!
嘿 塔利 Hey, Tully.
嘿 我的烟呢 Hey, where are my cigarettes?
什么你的烟 Your cigarettes?
就是你他妈偷的 You stole my fucking cigarettes.
我可不喜欢这种没有根据的指控 I resent that baseless accusation.
闭嘴吧 Cut the shit.
我的烟丢了 I have no cigarettes now.
布里格斯说你用了五支烟 And Briggs says you suddenly had five of them
换了一本色情杂志 to trade for a skin mag.
我可不看那些东西 I don't indulge in pornography.
真的我已经都摸够了 I get enough of the real thing.
尤其是克兰德尔的妈妈 Especially with Crandall's mom!
嘿 康茨 Hey, Kountze.
十块钱的货就这吗 Ten dollars for this?
看起来就像是五块钱一包的便宜货 Looks more like a nickel bag.
赶紧退了 哈里曼 你被骗了 Don't buy that, Harriman. He's ripping you off.
- 看起来就像是芦苇 - 操你妈的 - Plus, it's ditch weed. - Fuck you, Tully.
这可是上等大麻 好吗 This shit's premium weed, all right?
跟你不一样 我哪儿都去不了 And unlike you, I'm stuck here.
我得靠它撑过圣诞节呢 It's got to last me through Christmas.
可怜可怜他吧 哈里曼 Take pity on him, Harriman.
一个无处可去又可怜的小圣诞孤儿 He's a poor little Christmas orphan with nowhere to go.
我们的圣诞小孤儿需要他的大麻和黄片了 Little Christmas orphan needs his pot and porn.
十分钟 女士们 Ten minutes, ladies.
还有十分钟 Ten minutes.
♪ 让我睡去 ♪ ♪ Let me sleep ♪
♪ 哪怕到了明日也不要醒来 ♪ ♪ In the slumber of tomorrow ♪
♪ 我们无处可去 ♪ ♪ There's nowhere we need to be ♪
♪ 也不存在什么以后 ♪ ♪ That will not be there after ♪
♪ 日光透过树林摇曳 ♪ ♪ Daylight shaking through the trees ♪
♪ 别来打扰我 ♪ ♪ Do not disturb me ♪
♪ 就这样吧 ♪ ♪ Let me be ♪
♪ 就这样坠落 ♪ ♪ Keep me with you on the ground ♪
♪ 将所有烦恼都抛到脑后 ♪ ♪ All of my worries behind me now ♪
♪ 不要叫醒我 ♪ ♪ And be sure to wake me when ♪
♪ 直到来世 ♪ ♪ Eternity begins. ♪
不敢相信你居然逃过一劫 I can't believe you got out of it.
这就是爱尔兰人的好运气吧 Luck of the Irish.
我还以为今年是你呢 I thought this was your year.
确实是 It was.
我跟伍德鲁普说我妈得了狼疮 I told Woodrup my mother has lupus.
真的吗 Does she?
我不知道 可能吧 I don't know. Probably.
我们也不说这些事情 We don't talk about those things.
所以 谁是那个倒霉鬼呢 So, who got stuck with it?
你以为是谁 Who do you think?
那个可怜的死白眼鱼 That poor walleyed bastard.
路易十三干邑 Rémy Martin. Louis XIII.
董事会的圣诞礼物 Christmas gift from the Board of Trustees.
可真慷慨啊 Oh, how generous of them.
再次感谢你所做的一切 汉纳姆 Thank you again for doing this, Hunham.
如果不是因为有个紧急的情况我不会找你的 I wouldn't have asked if it weren't an emergency.
哦 恩迪科特先生的母亲 我知道 Oh, Mr. Endicott's mother, right.
太遗憾了 What a tragedy.
反正你也没有离校的计划 It's not as though you had plans to leave campus anyway.
而且 你还会拿到一笔可观的奖金 And, of course, there's a nice little bonus in it for you.
嗯… 我想我只能说"我们生来不仅仅是为了自己" Well... "Non nobis solum nati sumus," I suppose.
"我们生来不只是为了我们自己" "Not for ourselves alone are we born."
西塞罗的名言是吧 I'm guessing that's Cicero.
西塞罗 没错 Cicero, yes.
非常好 哈迪 你还记得 Very good, Hardy. You remembered.
今年只有四个男孩 There'll be just four boys holding over this year.
嗯嗯 Mm-hmm.
我对这种学生也不陌生了 Oh, yes. I know a couple of these reprobates.
别这么刻板印象 好嘛 Let's be a little more elastic in our assessment, shall we?
假期他们还不能回家已经够难过的了 It's hard enough for them to be away from home on the holidays.
他们什么时候需要这种关照了 Latitude is the last thing these boys need.
保罗 不管怎么说 你确实是一位出色的老师 Paul, at your core, you're an excellent teacher,
但你对学生的态度实在是太古板了 but your approach to the students is rather traditional.
我们的学校成立于1797年 This school was founded in 1797.
我觉得这也算是一种传统吧 I thought tradition was our stock in trade.
- 就当成是墨守成规吧 - 啊 - Then let's call it hidebound. - Ah.
或者说成是坚定 毫不动摇... You know, unwavering, resistant to...
好好好 我听得懂这些话 Yes, yes, yes, I know what "hidebound" means.
呃 我明白了 Uh, I get it.
你还在气我挂了乔丹·奥斯古德 You're still angry that I failed Jordan Osgood.
当普林斯顿大学取消对乔丹的录取时 Senator Osgood was very upset
奥斯古德参议员非常沮丧 是的 我很生气 when Princeton rescinded Jordan's acceptance, yes.
我还得继续处理这件事的影响 And I've continued to have to deal with the fallout.
哈迪 我们真的应该让这些男孩就这么通过吗 Hardy, are we really supposed to let these boys just skate by
就因为他们的爸爸建了一个新的体育馆吗 as long as Daddy builds a new gymnasium?
当然不是 我们不是这样的人 Of course not. That's not who we are.
但我们不能对政治一无所知 But we can't be ignorant to politics.
那男孩笨得连靴子里的尿都不会倒 That boy is too dumb to pour piss out of a boot.
像是个穴居人一样 A genuine troglodyte.
天啊 保罗 Jesus Christ, Paul.
他是我们的金疙瘩 是我们最大方的捐赠者之一的儿子 He was a legacy and the son of one of our biggest donors.
你有没有想过他爸爸可能希望 Ever think his dad might be expecting
他投资的钱能有所回报呢 a little consideration for his dollar?
他的儿子得到了一流的教育 And he got it-- a first-class education for his son.
得了 哈迪 Oh, come on, Hardy.
格林博士过去常说 "我们的真正目的是 As Dr. Greene used to say, "Our one true purpose
培养出品格优良的年轻人" is to produce young men of good character."
我才不管他说了什么 I don't care what Dr. Greene used to say.
"我们不能为了他们所持有的特权 "And we cannot sacrifice our integrity
而牺牲我们的正直 " on the altar of their entitlement."
这难道不是最起码的学术操守吗 I'm just trying to instill basic academic discipline.
这才是我的工作 难道不也是你的吗 That's my job. Isn't it yours?
过去是这样的 It was.
直到我成为校长 Until I became headmaster
并发现维系这该死的学校没有那么简单 and saw that it's not so simple to keep the damn school afloat.
我求你了 只要给他个C-就行 I begged you, begged you to give the kid a C minus.
不 No.
这里有人会这么做 There are instructors here who will do that.
但绝对不会是我 I am not one of them.
这是说明书还有所有的钥匙 Here's the manual and a full set of keys.
你需要的一切都在那儿了 Everything you need to know is in there.
你唯一要做的就是确保 Your only task is to ensure
男孩们别处出什么乱子 the boys' absolute safety and good condition.
还有做个人就行了 And at least pretend to be a human being.
拜托了 Please.
这可是圣诞节 It's Christmas.
说了半天都是废话 Fuck this half-day bullshit.
他到底在哪里呢 Where the hell is Walleye?
他可能朝着科布沙拉打飞机呢 He's probably jerking off in the Cobb salad.
- 他为什么要这么做 - 因为他是白眼鱼 - Why would he do that? - Because he's Walleye.
谁知道那个怪胎能做出来什么事 Who knows what that foul-smelling freak does?
但是你怎么知道是科布沙拉 But you went straight to the Cobb salad.
你是知道什么吗 I mean, do you know something?
因为我吃了那个 Because I eat that Cobb salad.
好了 先生们 Salve, gentlemen.
考试成绩出来了 Your final exams.
从你们的表情我就能看出 I can tell by your faces that many of you
有很多人对结果感到震惊 are shocked at the outcome.
而这个结果对我来说完全在意料之中 I, on the other hand, am not, because I have had
因为我很不幸地教了你们这个学期 the misfortune of teaching you this semester.
哪怕我的视力有限 And even with my ocular limitations,
我也是亲眼目睹了 I witnessed firsthand
你们呆滞 困惑的表情 your glazed, uncomprehending expressions.
先生 我不明白 Sir, I don't understand.
已经再明白不过了 That's glaringly apparent.
不 是…这门课我不能挂掉 No, it's... I can't fail this class.
哦 别低估自己了 康茨先生 Oh, don't sell yourself short, Mr. Kountze.
你要相信自己 I truly believe that you can.
我是要去康奈尔大学的 I'm supposed to go to Cornell.
不太可能了 Unlikely.
拜托了 我爸会发疯的 Please, sir. My dad's going to flip out.
好吧 好吧 All right. All right.
本着这个节日的精神 Uh, in the spirit of the season,
我觉得处理这一切 I suppose the most constructive way
最合适的办法就是 of dealing with your shortcomings
安排一次补考 is to offer a makeup exam.
圣诞节假期后你们都会有一次补考的机会 You'll all get a second run at this after break.
但是不会是完全一样的考试 Of course, it will not be the same exam.
还会包含新的材料 You will now be responsible for new material as well.
最终成绩取两次考试的平均成绩 Your grade will be an average of the two.
把书翻到第六章 Please open your books to chapter six.
伯罗奔尼撒战争 先生们 The Peloponnesian War, gentlemen.
我相信你们已经见过伯里克利了 You've already met Pericles.
现在准备好迎接德摩斯梯尼吧 Now prepare yourselves to meet Demosthenes.
（古代希腊雄辩家）
无意冒犯 先生 但是现在真的 No offense, sir, but is this really
适合讲新课吗 the best time to be starting a new chapter?
我是说我们都很感激你能让我们补考 I mean, we all appreciate the, uh, makeup exam gesture,
但是我们的家人都来接我们了 but our families are here.
而且大部分老师已经停课了 You know, most teachers have already canceled class.
四十分钟之后我们要去教堂 然后就离校了 We have chapel in 40 minutes, then we're out of here.
我是说我们还有别的行程呢 I mean, our heads are elsewhere.
塔利先生 那你的行程是怎么安排的呢 And where exactly is your head, Mr. Tully?
嗯 我不确定 Um, I don't know.
应该是圣基茨岛吧 St. Kitts.
确实 Yes, indeed.
我看到你带了手提箱 I see you've brought your valise.
没错 先生 Spot-on, sir.
这学期实在是太累了 It's just that it's been a really exhausting semester.
在放假前夕就马上讲新课 Getting into new material now right before break?
老实说 这有点儿荒谬 Honestly, it's a little absurd.
先生 Sir.
好吧 我也不想这么荒谬 Well, I would hate to be absurd.
所以我们就不按照原本的计划来了吧 可以吗 So let's just scuttle the whole thing, shall we,
取消补考 保留原始成绩吧 and let the original grades stand.
呃 对不起 先生 Uh, excuse me, sir.
我想 呃 我们都更喜欢第一个选择 I think, uh, we all liked the first option better.
您说那人叫什么名字 呃 德莫斯特啥 What'd you say the guy's name was? Uh, Demosthe-who?
当然 我还是希望你们能在回来之前熟悉一下第六章 Of course, I still expect you to be familiar with chapter six
把课本收拾起来吧孩子们 upon your return, so pack those textbooks, boys.
如果有什么不满的话 And if displeased,
就去找塔利先生吧 take it up with your champion-Mr. Tully.
下课 Dismissed.
至少我让我们提前离开了 对吧 I got us out early, didn't I?
♪ 为你的人民而生 ♪ ♪ Born thy people to deliver ♪
♪ 生为稚童 头戴王冠 ♪ ♪ Born a child and yet a king ♪
♪ 降生是就是国王 ♪ ♪ Born to reign in us forever ♪
♪ 现在 请赐予我们您仁慈的王国 ♪ ♪ Now thy gracious kingdom bring. ♪
请坐 Please be seated.
欢迎巴顿的学生 教师和家长 Welcome, Barton students, faculty and parents.
我知道你们都渴望假期 I know you're all anxious to start the holidays.
我已经看到有男生坐不住了 I can see the boys shifting in their seats.
但是在所有的祝祷 But before we release you
结束之前 to your bountiful tables and the blessings of family,
让我们先为那些比我们不幸的人祈祷 let us pray for those less fortunate than we.
让我们记住那些苦难和无助的人 Let us remember the poor and the helpless,
他们遭受寒冷 饥饿和压迫 the cold, the hungry and the oppressed.
假期预习还有取消补考 Extra reading over vacation and no makeup test?
你他妈是在开玩笑吗 Are you fucking kidding me?
干得好 蠢货 Nice work, anus.
能不能别说话啊 我正在努力祈祷呢 Can you not talk, please? I'm trying to pray.
你最好祈祷别被我抓单 You better pray I don't catch you alone,
我肯定要狠狠揍你一顿 because I will full-on nut-punch you.
收声 Tone it down.
- 耶稣能听到你的声音 - …所有 - Jesus can hear you. - ...and all those
不知道上帝慈爱的人 who know not the loving kindness of God.
你母亲的事情很遗憾 恩迪科特 Sorry to hear about your mother, Endicott.
什么 What?
哦 是的 Oh. Yes.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们都在为她加油 Yeah. We're all pulling for her.
...还有您的恩典 ...and your grace.
最后 让我们为柯蒂斯·兰姆的亡魂祈祷 And finally, let us pray for the soul of Curtis Lamb,
1969年 Barton class of 1969.
就在这一年 柯蒂斯为自己的国家 Just this year, Curtis gave his life valiantly
英勇献出了自己的生命 in the service of his country.
让我们再次表示最深切的哀悼 And let us once again extend our deepest condolences
献给巴顿最珍重的成员之一 to one of the most cherished members of the Barton family,
他的母亲玛丽 his mother Mary.
玛丽 我们都记得柯蒂斯 Mary, we remember Curtis
他作为一个如此优秀 有前途的年轻人 as such an outstanding and promising young man,
我们知道这个假期 and we know this holiday season
没有他的陪伴会特别困难 will be especially difficult without him.
但是 我们会陪伴您度过悲伤 Please know that we accompany you in your grief.
愿保护亚伯拉罕的全能之神 May the all-powerful God who protected Abraham
护佑我们所有勇敢的士兵 when he left his native land protect all our brave soldiers
直到他们安全返回家园 until they are delivered safely home to us.
我们借此祈祷 We ask this through Christ our Lord.
阿门 Amen.
祝大家圣诞快乐 I wish you all a very Merry Christmas.
或者 光明节快乐 Or, as the case may be, a very Happy Hanukkah.
议员 圣诞快乐 Congressman, Merry Christmas to you.
大家圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas, everyone.
圣诞节快乐 Merry Christmas.
嘿 很高兴见到你 Hey. Good to see you.
很高兴见到你 圣诞节快乐 Nice to see you. Merry Christmas.
安格斯·塔利. Angus Tully.
有电话找你 You have a phone call.
你现在跟我讲这个 You're telling me this now?
亲爱的 听着 Sweetheart, listen.
我知道这次很急 我... I know it's last minute, and I am...
我真的很难过 I'm absolutely heartbroken,
但你能想想办法吗 but could you please see your way
就这一次 就留校一次 to staying at school over break just this once?
斯坦利一直很努力 Stanley has been working so hard,
而且我们也没有时间去度蜜月 and-and we've had no time for a honeymoon.
你们从七月份就结婚了 You guys have been married since July.
已经过了好几个月了 You've had all these months.
总会有别的事情耽搁 Something's always come up.
我知道你有很多问题要问 I know it's a lot to ask,
但你知道我有多孤独 but you know how lonely I've been.
我难道不是吗 I've been lonely too.
波士顿呢 And what about Boston?
路上你答应过我们会在波士顿待一段时间的 You promised on the way we'd spend some time in Boston.
安格斯 听我说 Angus, listen to me.
我已经开始了新的家庭 好吗 This is our new family, okay?
我知道你想念你的父亲 我也是... I know you miss your father...I do, too...
但是我已经再婚了 but there's someone new in my life.
亲爱的 就这一次 It's just this once, darling.
春假我们一起 We'll be together at spring break,
整个夏天我们都一起 and we'll have the whole summer.
去他妈的夏天 去他妈的斯坦利 Fuck the summer, and fuck Stanley.
安格斯 Angus.
你在开玩笑吧 Are you kidding me?
我就只能待在这里吗 I'm just supposed to stay here?
妈妈 别这样做 Mom, please don't do this.
拜托了 Please.
我知道你们跟我一样怀疑 I suspect that, like me,
因为这不是你们想要的假期方式 this is not how you wanted to spend your holidays,
但人生就是这样 but such are the vicissitudes of life.
作为巴顿人 And as Barton men,
我们得学会面对挑战 we learn to confront our challenges
昂首挺胸 精神饱满 with heads held high and with a spirit
还要保持勇气和良好的友谊 of courage and good fellowship.
嗯 还得严格按照规定 Uh, in strict accordance with the dictates
当然 是教学指南规定的 of the manual, of course.
塔利先生 你也来吗 Mr. Tully, are you joining us as well?
圣基茨怎么了 What happened to St. Kitts?
临时有事儿 Something came up.
所以 在接下来的两周里 So, for the next two weeks,
我们将遵循学校时间表... we will be following a standard school schedule...
先生 呃 我们还在放假呢 Sir? Uh, sir, we're on vacation.
...我们要一起吃饭 ...which means we will be taking our meals together,
同时还有正常的学习时间 and you will observe regular hours of study.
学习 你在开玩笑吧 Study? Are you kidding me?
伯罗奔尼撒战争等着你呢 康策先生 The Peloponnesian War awaits, Mr. Kountze.
你和塔利先生 You and Mr. Tully.
还有剩下的人可以开始下学期的学习了 The rest of you can get a jump on the next semester.
你们会得到回报的 等着瞧吧 It'll pay off. You'll see.
我们都已经回不去家了 We're already holding over,
现在还要在这儿受罚吗 and now we're being punished for it?
你们还是有娱乐时间的 不过有限制就是了 You will be afforded limited windows for recreation
还要坚持锻炼 and supervised physical activity.
健身房还没开门呢 The gym's not even open yet.
是的 他们只刷完了一半的油漆 Yeah, they've only lacquered half the floor.
去外面呼吸呼吸新鲜空气没什么不好的 Fresh air will do you good.
你知道外面有多冷吗 It's like 15 degrees outside.
而罗马人还在冰冷的台伯河中裸浴呢 And the Romans bathed naked in the freezing Tiber.
逆境塑造品格 塔利先生 Adversity builds character, Mr. Tully.
呃 说到这里 宿舍和教职工宿舍 Uh, speaking of which, the school will be cutting heat
要停止供暖了 to dormitories and faculty housing,
所以我们得在医务室里睡觉 so we'll all be bunking in the infirmary.
天啊 天啊 Oh, God. Geez.
这也太扯淡了 This is the most bullshit ever.
太倒霉了 为什么大白眼鱼带我们啊 If we have to stay, why'd we have to draw Walleye?
他以前也是这里的学生是吧 Uh, you know he used to be a student, right?
是的 所以他才会知道该怎么 Yeah, that's why he knows how to inflict
折磨我们 这个施虐狂 maximum pain on us, the sadistic fuck.
幸好不是德克尔 At least we didn't draw Decker.
他会一直盯着我们 He'd be perving all over us.
嘿 伙计们 等一下 Hey, guys, hold up for a second.
来一根不 Want one?
不了 我有别的东西 No. I got something else.
给我用一下 Give me that.
嘿 别在外面抽大麻 Hey, don't smoke that out here.
我可不想被那条白眼鱼抓到 I don't want to get busted by Walleye.
别那么娘们儿 Don't be such a pussy.
我不是害怕 我只是 I'm not a pussy. I just don't want
担心我因为你的错误而被开除 这样我就只能去军校了 to end up at Fork Union paying for your mistake.
泰迪·康策 Teddy Kountze.
贾森·史密斯 Jason Smith.
啊 我知道你是谁 Yeah, I know who you are.
来一口吗 Want to hit this?
呃 好啊 Uh, yeah.
你这胳膊可真不错 You got a great arm, man.
因为足球 Yeah, well, it's just football.
你是因为什么留校了 So, how'd you get stuck holding over?
我本来应该和我的家人一起去干草堆滑雪的 I'm supposed to be skiing with my folks up at Haystack,
但我爸铁了心 but my dad put his foot down,
说我不剪头发就不能回家 said I can't come home unless I cut my hair.
那你为什么不把头发剪掉呢 So why don't you just cut your hair?
非暴力反抗 伙计 Civil disobedience, man.
哈 好吧 Yeah, right.
我爸很酷 但是我不想认输 No, he's cool. It's just a battle of wills.
而且我希望他能先服软一次 Still, I was kind of hoping he'd cave first,
因为现干草堆现在真的要什么有什么 because the powder up at Haystack is so sweet right now.
那你呢 莫托 What about you, Mr. Moto?
你为什么在这 Why are you here?
呃 不 我叫艺俊 Uh, no. Uh, my name is Ye-Joon.
我的家人都在韩国 Uh, my family is in Korea,
他们不放心我一个人跨国旅行 and they think it's too far for me to travel alone.
我还以为是你的黄包车坏了 I figured it was because your rickshaw was broken.
呃 那是什么 Uh, what-what's a rickshaw?
混蛋 康策 You're an asshole, Kountze.
他就是个思想没什么深度的混蛋 Your mind's a cesspool and a shallow one at that.
塔利 谁才是那个混蛋啊 Who's the asshole, Tully?
是你把历史补考搞砸的 You're the one who blew up history.
嘿 Hey.
你又是因为什么 伙计 What's your story, man?
亚历克斯·奥勒曼. Alex Ollerman.
我是因为我的父母正在巴拉圭执行任务 I'm here because my parents are on a mission in Paraguay.
我们是摩门教徒 We're LDS.
摩门教徒 对吗 Mormons, right?
你们不穿那种神奇的内裤吗 Don't you guys wear some kind of like magic underwear?
这是一个很常见的误解 That's a common misconception.
其实它的名字叫圣衣 Actually, it's called a temple garment,
我们不是一直都会穿 只有在... and we're only supposed to wear it when we...
嘿 那些城里的人在干嘛 Hey, what's up with the townies?
嘿 你们怎么拿着我们的圣诞树 Hey, what are you doing with our Christmas tree?
学校把它卖回给我们了 The school sold it back to us.
苏格兰松 还是新鲜的 Scotch pine, still fresh.
是的 我们要把它放回地里 Yeah, we're going to put it back on the lot.
我们每年都会这样做 We do it every year.
越来越扯淡了 This is the most bullshit ever.
你好 玛丽 Hello, Mary.
汉纳姆先生 Mr. Hunham.
我听说今年是你要当保姆了 I heard you got stuck with babysitting duty this year.
怎么会是你 How'd you manage that?
哦 我也不知道 Oh, I don't know.
我想是因为我让什么人不满意了吧 I suppose I failed someone who richly deserved it.
哦 是奥斯古德吧 Oh, the Osgood kid?
是的 他真是个混蛋 Yeah, he was a real asshole.
有钱的傻蛋 Rich and dumb.
在这里可是大受欢迎 Popular combination around here.
真是件麻烦事 It's a plague.
呃 你呢 Uh, and you?
你也在这里吗 You'll be here, too?
就剩我一个 All by my lonesome.
我妹妹佩吉和她的丈夫邀请我 My little sister Peggy and her husband invited me
去罗克斯伯里找他们 但我觉得现在还为时过早 to go visit them at Roxbury, but I feel like it's too soon.
这样柯蒂斯会以为我抛弃了他 Like Curtis will think that I'm abandoning him.
你知道 这是我和我的孩子 You know, this is the last place
最后在一起的地方 that my baby and I were together,
- 不算上公交站的话 - 啊 - not including the bus station. - Yeah.
我很期待你做的饭呢 Well, I look forward to your fine cooking.
哦 可得了吧 Oh, no, no. Don't do that.
我们只有那间储藏室里的东西 All we've got is whatever is in that walk-in.
一月份之前都不会有什么新的东西了 No new deliveries till January.
那个 你介意... You mind if I, um...
来点儿吗 You want some of that?
- 好的 - 谢谢 - All right. - Thank you.
- 没这俩口这日子可怎么过 - 哦是的 - You know this is a necessity. - Oh, yes.
- 我的照片呢 - 什么照片 - Where's my photo? - What photo?
你知道我说的是什么 你偷走了是吗 I think you know what photo, and you stole it.
我说过了你要有证据 I resent that baseless accusation.
赶紧拿出来 Give me my goddamn picture.
嘿 你有什么问题 塔利 Hey, what's your problem, Tully?
想家了吗 You homesick?
怎么 你要哭了吗 Huh? Gonna cry?
我们的小宝宝想妈妈了吗 Little boy misses his mommy?
去你妈的 康茨 Fuck you, Kountze.
你以为你为什么在这里 你的家人呢 Why are you even here, anyway? Where's your family?
我们正在装修房子 知道了吗 We're renovating our house, all right?
现在没法住人 It's all torn up.
工具和东西都只能放在我的屋子里 They're storing the tools and stuff in my room.
他们是这么告诉你的吗 That's what they told you?
现在是冬天 白痴 It's winter, idiot.
没人在冬天翻新房子 Nobody renovates their house in the winter.
你爸妈就是不希望你在他们身边 Your parents don't want you around
因为你就是一个他妈的不安全的反社会者 because you're a fucking insecure sociopath.
嘿 放轻松 伙计们 Hey, take it easy, guys.
一个什么 A what?
我的意思是 谁想要你这种儿子 I mean, who'd want you for a son?
所以你才一直挑事 针对别人 That's why you grind everybody,
因为在内心深处 你也知道自己是个混蛋 because deep down you know you're an asshole.
而且 你的学习也是一塌糊涂 Plus, academically, you're a disaster.
如果我有你这样的儿子 我也会希望你永远都不要回家 I mean, if I were your parents, I'd never want you home again.
说什么占用了房间 你才是你家里最碍事的那个 The only tool in your room is you.
婊子 Bitch.
- 好了 好了 - 嘿嘿嘿 - Come on! Come on! - Hey, hey, hey!
嘿嘿 All right, all right.
别打了 别打了 Break it up. Break it up. Break it up.
他们没有在打架 They weren't fighting.
我又不瞎 I see.
是谁先开始的 And who started it-- the not fighting?
是你吗 塔利先生 Hmm? Mr. Tully,
也许你能解释一下这个问题 perhaps you could shed some light on the subject.
康茨先生 Mr. Kountze?
史密斯先生 Mr. Smith?
奥勒曼先生 Mr. Ollerman?
朴先生 Mr. Park?
好吧 那我们就像罗马军团那样 All right, then, uh, we'll do it like the Roman legions.
如果没有人承认的话 Absent a confession, one man's sin
那就全都受罚 is every man's suffering.
每隐瞒一分钟 For every minute the truth is withheld,
你们就要留校一分钟 you will all receive a detention.
我还以为所有的纳粹都躲在阿根廷呢 And I thought all the Nazis were hiding in Argentina.
得了 塔利 Stifle it, Tully.
好了 你们留校的第一个任务就是 Now, uh, in the first of said detentions,
打扫一遍图书馆 you will clean the library, top to bottom.
收拾干净桌子的底面 Scraping the underside of the desks,
上面可是粘满了鼻涕和口香糖 which are caked with snot and gum
还有那些难以名状的...蛋白质 and all manner of ancient, unspeakable proteins.
四脚着地 跪倒在尘土里 Ah, on your hands and knees, down in the dust,
也不知道你们呼吸进去的会是什么 breathing in the dead skin of generations of students
可能是死皮还有干蟑螂壳吧 and desiccated cockroach assholes.
是康策 It was Kountze!
是他先开始的 Kountze started it.
太棒了 奥勒曼先生 Bravo, Mr. Ollerman.
太棒了 Bravo.
太好闻了 Lovely.
谢谢你 玛丽 Thank you, Mary.
我们午餐不是已经吃过这个了吗 Didn't we already have this for lunch?
而且还难吃的很 And it was crappy then.
能吃到这个你们已经很幸运了 Consider yourselves lucky.
在公元前 149 至 146 年的第三次布匿战役期间 During the Third Punic campaign, 149 to 146 BC,
罗马人围攻了迦太基 the Romans laid siege to Carthage
整整三年 for three entire years.
到结束的时候 By the time it ended,
迦太基人还只能吃沙子 the Carthaginians were reduced to eating sand
就着自己的尿喝 and drinking their own urine.
所以才出现了"刑罚"这个词 Hence the term "punitive."
呃…玛丽 Uh... Mary?
你要不要... Maybe you would, uh...
跟我们一起吃 maybe you would care to join us?
不用了 谢谢 No, I'm all right. Thank you.
我知道她对她儿子的事很伤心 I mean, I know she's sad about her son and everything,
但是她还靠着这份工作赚钱不是吗 but still, she's getting paid to do a job,
她理应做得更好 不是吗 and she should do it well, right?
但是我想 不管她的厨艺有多糟糕 But I guess, no matter how bad a cook she is,
学校永远也不会解雇她了 now they can never fire her.
你能闭嘴吗 Will you shut up!
你根本不知道她都经历了什么… You have no idea what that woman has been thr...
康茨先生 对于大多数人来说 You know, Mr. Kountze, for most people,
生活就像是鸡舍的梯子 life is like a henhouse ladder.
又臭又矮 Shitty and short.
你们生来就是幸运的 You were born lucky.
也许有一天 你们这些堕落的小混蛋 Maybe someday, you entitled little degenerates
会感激这一切的 will appreciate that.
如果到那时你们都不懂得感激 那你们真是没救了 If you don't, I feel sorry for you
而我们这些老师也是无比失败的 and we will have failed to do our jobs.
现在 吃饭吧 Now, eat.
♪ 愿你们快乐 先生们 ♪ ♪ God rest ye merry, gentlemen ♪
♪ 不要让任何事情使你沮丧 ♪ ♪ Let nothing you dismay ♪
♪ 记住我们的救主基督 ♪ ♪ Remember Christ our Savior ♪
♪ 降生于圣诞节 ♪ ♪ Was born on Christmas Day ♪
♪ 是她将我们所有人从撒旦的权势下拯救出来 ♪ ♪ To save us all from Satan's power ♪
♪ 哪怕我们误入歧途时 ♪ ♪ When we were gone astray ♪
♪ 带来了安慰和喜悦的消息 ♪ ♪ O tidings of comfort and joy ♪
♪ 那些欢愉 ♪ ♪ And joy ♪
♪ 哦 美好的消息 ♪ ♪ O tidings of... ♪
没错 That's right.
下一个问题得五分 姑娘们 Next question for five points, girls.
你最常开的车是什么尺寸的 What are the dimensions of the car you drive most?
注意宽度和长度 And that means width by length.
那你呢 杰瑞 The dimensions of the car you drive most. Jerry?
相当长 It's pretty long.
哦 我看看 8乘80吧 Oh, let's see. Maybe, uh, 8 by 80?
你开的是UP吗 What's the name of your car, Union Pacific?
- 哦 晚上好 - 晚上好 - Oh, good evening. - Good evening.
这是什么 What's this?
你不知道新婚游戏吗 You don't know The Newlywed Game?
- 不知道 - 你住在哪个星球上啊 - No. - What planet have you been living on?
我不怎么看电视 I don't really watch television.
是一个向情侣提问的节目 It's a show where they ask couples questions
看看他们对彼此有多了解 to see how well they know each other.
这听起来像是在自找麻烦 That sounds like courting disaster.
重点就在这里 Yeah, that's the whole damn point.
坐下吧 Sit down.
来吧 Come on.
长长见识 Broaden your horizons.
这是七月份的重播 This is a rerun from July.
现在他们是在争夺韦伯牌烧烤架 Which is why they're playing for Weber barbecues
和野餐用具 and picnic utensils.
- 很有意思 - 嗯嗯 - Fascinating. - Mm-hmm.
如果我们要分开度假 If we ever take separate vacations,
我要把我妻子送去... I am sending my wife to blank...
哦 谢谢 Oh. Thank you.
那些男孩子怎么样 So, how are the boys?
身心俱碎 Broken in body and spirit.
反正现在是假期 放轻松点儿 Okay, well, it is the holidays, so, you know, go easy on them.
哦 拜托 Oh, please.
他们这一生已经过得很轻松了 They've had it easy their whole lives.
而且你也不知道到底是什么情况 You don't know that.
不是吗 Did you?
而且 每个人都应该和自己的家人一起过圣诞节 Besides, everybody should be with their people on Christmas.
- 夏威夷 可能吧 - 好 夏威夷 - Hawaii, probably. - Hawaii. All right.
他说他会带你去圣安娜 He says he's gonna send you to Santa Ana
而他选的是拉斯维加斯 and he's going to Las Vegas.
西伯利亚没人能照看你 Nobody can watch you in Siberia.
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
- 去维加斯 - 拉斯维加斯吗 - To Vegas. - Las Vegas?
是的 Yeah.
不 No.
这两个人要离婚了 Those two are going to get a divorce.
你怎么知道 How do you know?
我能看出那种表情 I recognize that look of stale disappointment.
她恨他 She hates him.
哦 Oh.
你结婚多久了 How long were you married?
我和柯蒂斯的父亲订了婚 I was engaged to Curtis's father.
但是在我分娩之前他就去世了 But he died before I gave birth.
哈罗德 Harold.
他在造船厂工作 He worked in the shipyard.
那天 他们背着这么大的 呃 And one day, they was carrying this big, uh,
托货板吧 然后电缆断了 cargo pallet, and the cable snapped.
正好打在他头上 Hit him right across the head.
他们都是好人 They were good men.
两个人都是 Both of them.
他们都没活到二十五岁 And neither of them made it to 25.
我的孩子甚至没有活到二十 My baby wasn't even 20.
很遗憾 I'm so sorry.
我在柯蒂斯很小的时候就做这份工作 I took this job when Curtis was small
因为我想确保 because I wanted to ensure
他能得到良好的教育 that he was going to have a good education.
- 你知道他在这里的时候很成功 - 是的 他是个很棒的孩子 - You know he flourished here. - Yes. No, he was a great kid.
我教过它一个学期 I had him one semester.
他很有洞察力 Very insightful.
嗯嗯 他很恨你 Mm-hmm. He hated you.
他说你是个混蛋 He said you were a real asshole.
嗯 呃 就像我说的... Well, uh, like I said...
一个敏锐的孩子 而且富有洞察力 sharp kid. Insightful.
他一心扑在斯沃斯莫尔 He had his heart set on Swarthmore.
他虽然成绩很好 但是我却没有足够的钱 And he had the grades, but I didn't have the money.
哪怕有财政援助 但是也还不够 Even with financial aid, it wasn't enough.
学生贷款也被延期 正好还赶上征召入伍 So, when he got called up and no student deferment,
他就去参军了 off he went.
你知道他对我说了什么吗 Do you know what he said to me?
他说 妈妈 这也有好的一面 He said, "Hey, Ma, look at the upside.
等到他退伍的时候 他就可以靠着退伍军人权利法案上大学了 When I get discharged, I can go to college on the GI Bill."
大学啊 College.
现实如何呢 And here we are.
我的柯蒂斯深埋地下 With my Curtis in the cold ground
那些男孩们睡在安全又温暖的床上 and those boys safe and warm in their beds.
就像你说的那样 It's like you said.
你的原话是什么 How'd you say it?
生活就像鸡舍的梯子 "Life is like a henhouse ladder."
没错 That's right.
你说的话我在厨房都能听见 I can hear everything you're saying from the kitchen.
尤其是康茨那个孩子 Especially that Kountze kid.
所有孩子里最操蛋的 Crown prince of all the little assholes.
是零 It's zero.
零 她说是零 Zero. She said it is zero!
第一对夫妇 迈克·麦克雷和雪莉·麦克雷 Couple number one, Mike and Sherry McCray,
你们赢得了我们的大奖 you are our grand prize winner!
你们这些懒鬼 All right, you fetid layabouts.
沼泽地里也该天亮了 It's daylight in the swamp!
起床 Arise!
加速 先生们 Speed, gentlemen.
快点儿 Speed!
如果你们不好好锻炼 早晚会被身体拖垮的 Without sufficient exercise, the body devours itself.
就是这样 That's it!
很好 Good.
♪ 我们带来了最好的礼物 砰砰砰砰 ♪ ♪ Our finest gifts we bring, pa-rum pum pum pum ♪
♪ 陈列在国王面前 砰砰砰砰 ♪ ♪ To lay before the King, pa-rum pum pum pum ♪
♪ 一切都是为了国王的尊荣 砰砰砰砰 ♪ ♪ So to honor him, pa-rum pum pum pum ♪
♪ 当我们来的时候 ♪ ♪ When we come ♪
♪ 小耶稣...♪ ♪ Baby Jesus... ♪
你的车呢 What about your car?
我们可以开着它去别的地方 波士顿 行吗 We can take it, go somewhere. Boston, maybe?
不 我们会遇到很多麻烦 Nah, we'd get in so much trouble.
醒醒吧 我们就是被困在这里了 Face it. We're stuck.
如果我们有办法离开这里就好了 If we just had some way to get out of here.
赶紧走吧 Just split.
你可以在院子里放架直升机 Well, you could put a chopper down right in the quad.
什么 What?
直升飞机 笨蛋 A helicopter, dumbass.
他的老爸是普惠公司的首席执行官 His old man's the CEO of Pratt & Whitney.
是啊 他有自己的飞机 Yeah, he's got his own bird.
每天早上他都会从斯坦福开着飞机到城里 He takes it from Stamford to the city every morning.
然后停在后院里 Lands it right in the backyard.
飞行员的名字叫怀尔德·比尔 The pilot's name is Wild Bill.
- 怀尔德·比尔 - 是的 - Wild Bill? - Yeah.
我爸坐着飞机去了干草堆 He flew up to Haystack with it.
带走了所有的东西还有礼物 就是没带上我 Took the presents and everything, minus me.
带着礼物在天上飞翔 就像圣诞老人一样 Flying with presents, like Santa Claus.
是啊 Yeah.
就像圣诞老人一样 Just like Santa Claus.
嘿 Hey.
走吧 Oh, let's go, let's go!
如果我现在能回到普罗沃的家 You know, if I were back home right now in Provo,
屋子里会很暖和 it'd be really warm inside.
我妈妈 她会给我做烤苹果 And my mom, she'd be making me baked apples,
整个房子闻起来都是肉桂和红糖的味道 and the whole house would smell like cinnamon and brown sugar.
听起来真好 That sounds so nice.
得分 Touchdown!
嘿 Hey!
这是你应得的 That's what you get
谁叫你这个小摩门教徒出卖了我 for ratting me out, you little Mormon!
什么 What?
我们走吧 Let's go!
什么是福克联合军校 What's Fork Union?
呃 之前你说过你不想去福克联合军校 Uh, before, you said you don't want to end up at Fork Union.
是弗吉尼亚州的一所军事学院 It's a military academy in Virginia.
如果我再被学校开除 我就只能去那里了 That's where I'm going if I get kicked out of school again.
你已经被几所学校开除了 How many schools have you been kicked out of?
三所 Three.
所以我才一直读同一个年级 That's why I'm still a junior.
- 翻来覆去的 - 不见了 - Give or take a semester. - It's gone!
我的手套不见了 My glove's gone.
那个混蛋故意弄丢一只手套 Twisted fucker orphaned that glove on purpose.
留一只会让你更受折磨 Left you with one so the loss would sting that much more.
嘿 Hey.
你没事吧 You all right?
我做了一个噩梦 I had a nightmare.
我也会做噩梦 I get nightmares too.
我总是梦到自己跌倒或溺水 I'm always falling or drowning.
我也是... Also...
我梦到自己出了车祸 I had an accident.
是啊 你都说梦话了 Yeah, you did.
嘘 别哭了 Shh. Stop crying.
如果他们听到你的声音 肯定会把你钉在十字架上 If they hear you, they'll crucify you.
讽刺的是 你还是个佛教徒 Which would be ironic since you're Buddhist.
我知道这是一所优秀的学校 I know this is an excellent school,
我的哥哥们就是在这里读书的 and my brothers went here,
但是我很想念我的家人 but I miss my family,
我在这里没有朋友 and I have no friends.
你太高估朋友这个词了 Yeah, well, friends are overrated.
早上我帮你把床单藏起来 好吗 I'll help you hide the sheets in the morning, all right?
试着睡在没哭湿的枕头上吧 In the meantime, find a dry spot and try to get some sleep.
谢谢 Thank you.
该死的芦笋 Fucking asparagus.
别搞了 Are you kidding me?
现在才十一点 他就已经点火了 It's only 11:00, and he's already lit.
我都能闻到他身上的威士忌味 I can smell the whiskey on him.
你能怪他吗 这里很冷 Can you blame him? It's freezing in here.
这里他妈的是格陵兰岛 It's fucking Greenland in here.
这他妈的是什么 What the hell is that?
我就知道 I knew it!
他终于屈服了 这个大软蛋 He finally caved, the big softie.
嘿 你们有人喜欢滑雪吗 Hey, any of you guys like to ski?
谢谢 Thank you.
再见 Goodbye, now.
太好了 Yes!
好消息 先生们 Well, good news, gentlemen.
我成功联系到了伍德鲁普博士和你们的父母 I was able to reach Dr. Woodrup and your parents.
呃 大多数人的父母 Uh, most of them, anyway.
试着再打一次吧 Try calling again. Just one more time, please.
没意义的 There's no point.
前台说他们不接电话 The front desk says they're not answering.
他说他们外出远足去了 He says they're away on some excursion.
远足 Excursion.
我和你一样失望 甚至更失望 I'm as disappointed as you are, if not more so.
我本来安闲地读着悬疑小说 I could have been spending the rest of my vacation
度过剩下的假期 reading mystery novels.
没准儿他们现在已经回来了 再打一次吧 Maybe they're back now. Just call again, please.
好 Okay.
节日快乐 Happy holidays.
你也是 Same to you.
保重 塔利 Take care, Tully.
我想就只剩下你了 是吧 I guess that just leaves you, huh?
一定要完成好所有的作业 Be sure to do all your homework.
哦 差点忘了 Oh, almost forgot.
我找到了你在找的那张照片 I found that picture you were looking for.
圣诞快乐 塔利先生 Merry Christmas, Mr. Tully.
再见 安格斯 Bye, Angus.
我们就充分利用好假期 好吗 Well, let's make the best of it, shall we?
哦 我想 Oh, I suppose, um,
- 也许是史坦·劳莱 因为... -史坦·劳莱 - Stan Laurel, maybe, because... - Stan Laurel.
好 你丈夫说他最喜欢的默片明星是 All right. Your husband said his favorite silent movie star
鲁道夫·瓦伦蒂诺 is Rudolph Valentino.
- 哦 他也很好 - 嗯 是的 - Oh. He is good. - Well, yeah.
女士们 最后一个问题... The last of our five-point questions, girls...
你呢 你结过婚吗 How about you? You ever been married?
不 曾经有一次就快结婚了 No. I did get close once.
大学毕业后 Right after college.
然后呢 And?
我们醒悟过来了 We came to our senses.
玛丽 这可不是一张为浪漫而生的脸 This is not exactly a face forged for romance, Mary.
啊 还有… Yeah, and the...
而且你知道... And, you know...
什么 What?
算了 没什么 Nothing.
我不知道 我喜欢一个人呆着 I don't know. I like being alone.
我总是被艺术所吸引 I've always found myself drawn to the aesthetic.
就像一个修道士 Like a monk.
为达到精神目标 The forgoing of sensual pleasures
而放弃感官上的享受 for the achievement of spiritual goals.
什么精神目标 Spiritual goals?
你吗 You?
我们到底在说什么 What spiritual goals are we talking about?
你去教堂吗 You go to church?
- 嗯 只有在需要的时候 - 我就知道 - Mm, only when required. - Exactly.
你最后一次离开校园是什么时候 When's the last time you even left campus?
- 我总是进城 - 哦 - I go into town all the time. - Oh.
采买和各种差事 For groceries and various errands
- 还有约会 - 嗯嗯 - and appointments. - Mm-hmm.
好吧 是的 我不常离开校园 Okay, yes, I don't leave campus often.
我觉得没什么必要 I don't really feel the need.
让我问你一个问题 Let me ask you something.
如果你可以去地球上的任何地方 你会去哪里 If you could go anywhere on Earth, where would you go?
哦 Oh.
希腊 意大利 Greece, Italy,
埃及 秘鲁 迦太基 Egypt, Peru, Carthage.
当然还有现在的突尼斯 Tunisia now, of course.
在大学的时候 我就开始写过一本关于迦太基的专著 In college, I started a monograph on Carthage.
我希望有一天能完成它 I'd like to finish that someday.
专著也是一种体裁 只是更短 A monograph is like a book, o-only shorter.
我知道那是什么 I know what a monograph is.
为什么不直接写一本书呢 Why not just write a book?
我都不确定自己脑子里的内容够不够一本书 I'm not sure I have an entire book in me.
你连做个完整的梦都费劲 是吧 You can't even dream a whole dream, can you?
莫奈 马奈 毕加索 Monet, Manet, Picasso.
♪ 哭泣 ♪ ♪ Crying ♪
♪ 不管怎么样 哭泣总是无益的 ♪ ♪ Crying never did nobody no good no how ♪
♪ 这就是我为什么 ♪ ♪ That's why I ♪
♪ 从不流泪♪ ♪ I don't cry ♪
♪ 大笑吧 ♪ ♪ Laughing ♪
♪ 它有时会给人带来好的影响 ♪ ♪ Laughing sometimes does somebody some good somehow ♪
♪ 所以我 ♪ ♪ That's why I ♪
♪ 现在总是大笑 ♪ ♪ I'm laughing now ♪
♪ 所以我 ♪ ♪ That's why I ♪
♪ 现在总是大笑 ♪ ♪ I'm laughing now. ♪
我有一个惊喜 I have a surprise.
这些是我收到的礼物 Uh, these were a gift to me,
我想跟你们分享 and I would like to share them with both of you.
都是适合节日的形状 Look at them. Look at all the festive shapes.
雪花 姜饼人 还有圣诞树 Snowflakes and gingerbread men. A tree.
一个小手套 A little mitten.
先生 我可以去一下洗手间吗 May I go to the bathroom, sir?
当然 You may.
我已经在努力了 Well, I'm trying.
如果没有单间的话 If you don't have a single room,
一间初级套房或同等级别的也行 uh, I'll take a junior suite or the equivalent.
我很理解现在是假期 I fully understand it's the holidays,
但是我确实有点儿急 but it's kind of an emergency.
嗯嗯 好 当然 Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure.
塔利先生 你在做什么 Mr. Tully, what are you doing?
呃 不 我没有信用卡 Uh, no, no credit card.
我会付现金或旅行支票 I'll pay cash or traveler's checks.
我没说过你可以使用电话 I didn't say you could use the phone.
好吧 我明白了 Okay, I see.
你还有其他地方可以推荐吗 Is there anywhere else you could recommend?
市中心或者... Maybe downtown or...
- 你是在订酒店吗 - 关你屁事 - Was that a hotel? - None of your business.
当然关我的事 我要照看你 It is absolutely my business. I'm looking after you.
你是认真的吗 Looking after me? Really?
怎么照顾 像是我的典狱长一样吗 Like what? Like my warden?
还是管家 Like my butler?
这里没有别的人 There's nobody here, okay?
只有我们两个失败者和一个悲伤的母亲 Just us two losers and a grieving mom.
省省吧 So let's cut the shit.
我们都离彼此远点儿 You stay out of my way, and I'll stay out of yours.
你为自己赢得了新的留校察看 That's a detention.
就在刚刚 You just earned yourself a detention, sir.
赶紧回来 Now, get back here!
有什么比跟你困在一起更像是拘禁的吗 Being here with you is already one big fucking detention!
你要为你说的这句话付出代价 这又是一次留校 Son of a bitch, that's another detention!
塔利先生 Mr. Tully!
我不知道你在玩什么把戏 塔利先生 I don't know what you're playing at, Mr. Tully,
但你这是在自找麻烦 but you are courting disaster!
你还是多多锻炼吧 你自己说的 Without exercise, the body devours itself.
这样下去你面临的就是停学了 You are careening towards suspension!
想都别想 塔利先生 Don't even think about it, Mr. Tully.
你距离停学只有一线之隔了 You are a hair's breadth from suspension.
你敢这样的话 我就再也不管你了（字面意思是洗手） 你听到了吗 I'll wash my hands of you, you hear me?
我说真的 Wash my hands.
停在那儿 Stop right there.
你知道健身房是严禁进入的 You know the gym is strictly off-limits.
这就是属于你的卢比康河 This is your Rubicon.
不要越过它 Do not cross the Rubicon.
木已成舟（拉丁语） Alea jacta est.
天啊 汉纳姆先生 操 Jesus, Mr. Hunham! Fuck!
快点儿 快 Hurry up! Hurry!
已经在加快了 I am hurrying!
我现在已经如履薄冰了 I was on thin ice already.
如果伍德鲁普发现了 事实是什么根本就不重要 If Woodrup finds out, the facts won't matter.
- 他会把这当成是我的错 - 这就是你的错 - He'll make it my fault. - It is your fault!
你本来应该照顾我的 You were supposed to be looking after me.
我让你停下来了 I told you to stop.
你说你要不管我了 You said you washed your hands of me.
我就是打个比方 No, I meant it metaphorically!
天啊 你当然是了 Of course you meant it metaphorically.
不然你要怎样 真的去洗手吗 What were you going to do, actually go and wash your hands?
都完了 This is the end.
他们会通知学校 学校会通知你的父母 They'll inform the school who will inform your parents,
然后就是最灾难的结局 and then it's curtains.
你会害我被解雇的 You're gonna get me fired.
你 You.
我可能会失去一条手臂 I'm the one that might lose an arm,
你能想到的就是你自己 and all you can think about is yourself.
请您填写一下 If you could fill this out, please.
患者信息还有保险 Admissions and insurance.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
我们有什么办法可以跳过保险的相关事宜吗 Is there any way we could skip this whole insurance thing?
这只是标准程序 It's just standard procedure.
我明白 但是 嗯 I understand, but look, um,
我们就是在斯匡兹打曲棍球 we were over at Squantz Pond playing hockey,
我在冰上滑倒了 and I slipped on the ice.
安格斯 你在做什么 Angus, what are you doing?
我妈让他别带我去 是我强迫他的 My mom told him not to take me, but I made him.
我的父母离婚了 My folks are divorced.
我们不常见面 We don't get to see each other very often.
如果她知道了 一定会发疯的 She'll be mad as a hornet if she finds out.
这跟我没关系 Okay, that's your business,
但是他们之间有特殊的协议 but we just have certain protocols.
- 是的 - 拜托了 - Yeah. Protocols. - Please.
这样我可能再也见不到我爸爸了 I never get to see my dad.
是我的错 全是我的 It was my fault. All mine.
我不想给他带来任何麻烦 I don't want to get him in any trouble.
我不想让她再把你告上法庭了 I don't want her dragging you into court again.
我们可以跳过保险 We can skip the insurance thing.
就付现金就好了 We can pay cash.
是吧 爸爸 Right, Dad?
所以好消息是没有什么损坏 So the good news is nothing's broken,
但你的肩膀确实脱臼的很厉害 but you did dislocate your shoulder pretty badly.
什么意思 What does that mean?
就是说你的胳膊错位了 Well, that means that your arm has popped out of the socket.
只要让它复原就好了 And we just need to pop it back in.
现在我会帮你躺下来 I'm going to have you lie down.
- 放轻松 - 会很疼吗 - Nice and easy. - Is this going to hurt?
你是问会比现在还疼吗 Any more than it does now?
只要你放轻松的话就不会 Not if you relax.
尽可能地放松就好 The key is just to relax as best as you can.
深呼吸 深呼吸 Deep breaths. Deep breaths.
我数到三 On the count of three.
一二三 One, two, three.
天啊 Jesus!
巴顿人不会这么做 Barton men don't do that.
做什么 Do what?
说谎 Barton men don't lie.
好吧 但是我不得不这样 Yeah, well, I had momentum.
你好 Hello.
这是处方 We have this prescription.
复方羟可酮 好的 Percodan. Okay.
稍等几分钟 Uh, give me a couple minutes.
谢谢 Thank you.
你说如果伍德鲁普发现了 你就完蛋了 Look, you said, if Woodrup finds out, you're screwed,
但是现在他已经不会发现了 so now he won't find out.
如果你父母问起来怎么说 What happens if your parents inquire?
这种事情永远都不会发生的 Never gonna happen.
相信我 Trust me.
好吧 这件事只能你知我知（法语） Okay, then. This all remains entre nous.
你知道我说的是什么意思吗 Got it? You know what entre nous means?
是的先生（法） Oui, monsieur.
现在你欠我的了 Now you owe me.
欠你 Owe you?
噢 别试图敲诈我 塔利先生 Oh, do not try to leverage me, Mr. Tully.
我只是希望你能有所感激 All I'm looking for is a little thank-you
我可是帮了你一个大忙 that I did something nice for you.
只是这样而已 That's all.
我想我得喝杯啤酒开开胃 你呢 Think I'll start with a beer. How about you?
别开玩笑了 塔利先生 Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Tully.
你还是吃你的芝士汉堡吧 Get your cheeseburger.
他们有米勒家的比尔森啤酒 They've got Miller High Life.
啤酒中的香槟 The champagne of beers.
准备好点餐了吗 Okay, you ready to order? Oh!
克兰小姐 Miss Crane.
真没想到 As I live and breathe.
你怎么在这儿呢 What-what... what are you doing here?
哦 嗨 Oh. Hi, guys.
我总是会做一些兼职 Yeah, I always pick up a little extra work
在感恩节和圣诞节的时候 over Thanksgiving and Christmas.
嗯 这是塔利先生 Well, um, this is Mr. Tully.
哦 当然 我认识他 Oh, sure. I know you.
安格斯·塔利. Angus Tully.
我们在伍德鲁普博士的办公室外见过 We met outside Dr. Woodrup's office.
有人诬陷我炸毁了厕所 I was wrongly accused of blowing up a toilet.
哦 诬陷这部分我就不知道了 I didn't know about the wrongly part.
嗯 他要一个芝士汉堡 Um, he'll have a cheeseburger.
好的 Okay.
还有啤酒 And a Miller High Life, please.
他不要 Uh, no, you will not.
克兰小姐 你觉得米勒家的比尔森啤酒怎么样 Where do you stand on Miller High Life, Miss Crane?
嗯 就像他们说的 啤酒中的香槟 Well, like they say, it's the champagne of beers.
- 她很专业 - 当然 - And she's a professional. - Okay.
好吧 一个芝士汉堡 Okay, one cheeseburger.
- 还要一杯可乐 - 好的 - And a Coke. - Okay.
我也要一个芝士汉堡 I will have a cheeseburger as well.
两个芝士汉堡 Two cheeseburgers.
- 还有加冰的吉姆宾酒 - 哦 好的 - And a Jim Beam on the rocks. - Oh. Okay.
谢谢 Please.
好的 马上就来 Okay. You got it, guys.
谢谢 Thank you.
哎哟 你们两个很来电 Ouch. You two have chemistry.
打住 Okay.
你是药吃多了胡言乱语 That's the Percodan talking.
可能是吧 但是看她这样 I don't know, seeing her like this,
我觉得她很有魅力 I think she's pretty attractive.
听着 你这个荷尔蒙泛滥的俗人 Listen, you hormonal vulgarian,
你应该尊重那个女人 that woman deserves your respect,
而不是满脑子黄色废料 not your erotic speculation.
那我可以去趟洗手间吗 Well, may I at least go to the bathroom?
先生 Sir?
你是说公用电话吗 You mean the pay phone?
一杯可乐... A Coke...
和一份加浓的啤酒 and a double Jim.
我只算了一份的钱 I charged you for a single.
谢谢 Thank you.
今年怎么会是你呢 So, how'd you get stuck holding over?
我还以为是恩迪科特先生呢 I thought it was Mr. Endicott's year.
不 我知道 No, I know.
呃 我正在受罚 Uh, I'm being punished.
是的 伍德鲁普博士是 嗯… Yeah, Dr. Woodrup is, um...
那个有独裁者情结的自大的混蛋吗 A pompous ass with a dictator complex?
哎呀... Oops. Um...
呃 我想说的是 呃 Uh, what I meant to say was, uh,
嗯 他是一位可爱而富有同情心的教育家 well, he's a lovely compassionate educator
还留着非常漂亮的胡子 with a really groovy beard.
是的 你知道吗 我很多以前的学生 Yeah. You know, I've had a lot of former students
现在都身兼要职 ascend to positions of authority.
他是唯一一个需要我向他汇报的人 He's the only one I've ever had to report to.
- 他是你的学生吗 - 哦是的 - He was your student? - Oh, yes.
那还是我教书的第一年 My first year teaching,
即便那个时候他也是个混蛋 and he was an asshole even then.
好吧 如果学校就剩下你们俩儿了 Well, listen, if you and Angus are really all alone up there,
我要举办一个小型的圣诞夜派对 I'm having a little Christmas Eve party.
如果你们要来的话 随时欢迎 In case, you know, you guys want to stop by.
♪ 哦 我的甜心 ♪ ♪ Oh, my sweetness ♪
♪ 想要在走廊遇见你 ♪ ♪ Means you'll meet me in the hallway ♪
♪ 在管道上两次敲两次 ♪ ♪ Twice on the pipe ♪
♪ 意味着你不想露面 ♪ ♪ Means you ain't gonna show ♪
♪ 如果今晚你向窗外看去…♪ ♪ If you look out your window tonight... ♪
对不起 已经有人了 Sorry, kid. Next game's taken.
但是我刚刚放下币子 But I just put a dime down.
谁管啊 我结束了我的朋友就来了 I don't care. My buddy's up next.
可不是这么算的 That's not how it works.
在这里就是这样 That's how it works in here.
你为什么不他妈的换台机器呢 Why don't you go shoot the other fucking machine?
因为我他妈的不想换 Because I don't want to shoot the other fucking machine.
- 我就要这个 - 操 - I want to use this one. - Fuck!
多亏了你我玩儿砸了 Thanks for fucking up my mojo.
嘿 肯尼 到你了 Hey, Kenny, you're up.
做梦 Bullshit.
我已经放下币子了 我才是下一个 I put my dime down. I'm up next.
怎么了 What was that?
嘿 看哪里呢 老兄 我的眼睛在上面呢 Hey, sport, my eyes are up here.
这个死小孩儿 Look at this fucking kid.
被宠坏的小男孩 Spoiled little fucking Barton boy.
小混蛋 Yeah, he's a fancy little prick, isn't he?
好吧 You know what?
给你了 You can just take my dime.
怎么你现在让给我了 You want me to take your dime?
是什么慈善事业吗 Like it's, uh... like it's charity?
不 或者是… No. What I meant was...
我们可以一起玩 we could play together.
你来当我的左手 Yeah, you could be my left arm.
你是说我吗 The fuck did you just say to me?
- 嘿 - 汉纳姆先生 - Hey! - Mr. Hunham?
怎么了 Mm, yes?
- 汉纳姆先生 我们可以走了吗 - 为什么 - Mr. Hunham, can we go, please? - Why?
刚刚有人骂我小混蛋 Uh, I've just been called a fancy little prick.
- 嘿 你跑什么 - 我们该走了 - Hey! Why'd you run off? - We should go.
我们刚刚在和你说话 We were just talking to you.
你的学校没教过你礼仪吗 Don't they teach you manners at that school?
- 不 不 不 - 肯尼思 - No, no, no. No, no. - Kenneth!
肯尼斯 别管他 Kenneth, leave him alone.
他们只是进来吃点东西 They just came in for some food.
肯尼思 肯尼思 Kenneth. Kenneth.
这样好吧 Is that right?
我知道肯定是他冒犯到了你 Uh, I don't doubt he did something to offend you.
他总这样 It's his specialty.
这样 我给你们买些喝的 Now, perhaps I can purchase you gentlemen something to imbibe
我们就让这件事 and we could let whatever this unfortunate incident is
像渡渡鸟一样消失吧 go the way of the dodo.
什么鸟 The what?
渡渡鸟 一种已经灭绝的鸟 The dodo. It's an extinct bird.
他的意思是 What he's trying to say is
请你们喝杯啤酒 he'd like to buy you guys a beer.
- 好啊好啊 - 好吧 - Yeah, yeah. Okay. - Great.
我要一杯米勒 Yeah, yeah. I'll have a Miller.
啤酒中的香槟 Champagne of beers.
你为什么给那些家伙买啤酒 他们是混蛋 Why'd you buy those guys beers? They're assholes.
你要换个角度 That's one way to look at it.
嘿 Hey.
拿着 Catch.
你知道有多少男孩的手被炸掉了 How many boys do you know have had their hands blown off?
你们这些小男孩又不会去越南 Barton boys don't go to Vietnam.
不 等着你们的是耶鲁大学 达特茅斯大学或康奈尔大学 No, they go to Yale or Dartmouth or Cornell,
无论他们是否应得 whether they deserve to or not.
- 除了柯蒂斯·兰姆 - 没错 除了他 - Except for Curtis Lamb. - Except for Curtis Lamb.
你当过兵吗 Were you ever in the military?
41年的时候我想入伍 但是被拒绝了 Yes. I tried to enlist in '41, but was rejected.
我要进那里 I have to get in over there.
他们让我当了空袭管理员 They made me an air raid warden.
给了我一个口哨和需要的一切 Gave me a whistle and everything.
头盔 臂章 Helmet, armband.
在我们回去之前 我能跟你说实话吗 Before we get going, can I be candid with you?
你的味道闻起来 You smell.
像条鱼 Like fish.
过了一天之后真的很明显 And it's really noticeable towards the end of the day.
都从你的外套里渗出来了 I can even smell it on your coat.
你介意我打开窗户吗 Mind if I crack the window?
三甲基氨基尿症 Trimethylaminuria.
（一种非常罕见的疾病 会让患者的汗水 呼吸 唾液和尿液闻起来像臭鱼或臭鸡蛋）
什么 Huh?
三甲基氨基尿症 Trimethylaminuria.
这意味着我的身体无法分解三甲胺 Means my body can't break down trimethylamine.
这就是气味的来源 That's the smell.
确实 每到这个时候就会更难闻 And, uh, yes, more toward the end of the day.
哇 Wow.
你这一生都是这样吗 Your whole life?
难怪你害怕女人 No wonder you're afraid of women.
我不怕女人 I am not afraid of women.
- 天啊 - 对不起 - Jesus H. Christ. - Sorry.
我什么都不该说的 I shouldn't have said anything.
格特勒博士说我总是 Dr. Gertler says I don't always
会忽略跟我说话的人 不为他们考虑 give consideration to my audience.
格特勒博士是谁 Ah. And who is Dr. Gertler?
我的心理医生 My shrink.
格特勒医生有试过狠狠地踢你一脚吗 Has Dr. Gertler ever tried a good, swift kick in the ass?
好吧 好吧 现在轮到你了 Okay, all right, now your turn.
来吧 Go ahead.
说说我吧 Tell me something about me.
- 我的缺点什么的 - 你的缺点吗 - Something negative. - Something negative about you?
是啊 随便一件什么事 Sure. Just one thing.
只能说一件吗 Just one?
昨晚你们两个怎么没吃晚饭 Why'd you two miss dinner last night?
哦 我们进城了 办些跟学校相关的事情 Oh, we went into town on some, uh, school-related business.
你不能打电话通知一下吗 And you couldn't call?
对不起抱歉
早上好 Good morning, everybody.
- 嗨 丹尼 - 早上好 - Hi, Danny. - Good morning.
去给自己拿个盘子吧 You can go on in and fix yourself a plate.
嗯 猜我发现了什么有趣的事情 Mm, I just saw something funny.
有人吐在了 I walked into the gym,
体育馆里 and someone had vomited in there.
你不说的话 我都不知道 You don't say. I don't know anything about that.
我也是 Yeah. Me, neither.
我会马上调查的 No, uh, I'll look into that right away.
谢谢 Thank you.
嗯嗯 我明白是怎么回事了 Mm-hmm. I see how it is.
你都不如直接承认了 You're out your mind.
我很感谢你过来帮我 I appreciate you pitching in.
不不不 我才是要谢谢你 No, no, I should be thanking you.
做这件事很治愈 This is very therapeutic.
得了吧 等你跟三百个只会抱怨的小混蛋 Try it when you're stuck
困在一起的时候 再做这件事 serving 300 little shits, and all they do is complain.
到时候看看有多治愈 Then you tell me how therapeutic it is.
好吧 Well, fair enough.
玛丽 Mary.
说谁谁到 Speaking of.
哦 布朗尼蛋糕 Oh, brownies?
天啊 我真想全都吃了 God, yes. I want all of these.
啊啊 拿一个就行了 Ah-ah. Just take one.
剩下的是留给晚上的圣诞派对的 The rest is for the Christmas party tonight.
那是什么 居然有个派对吗 What Christmas party? There's a Christmas party?
是的 在克兰小姐家里 Yeah, at Miss Crane's house.
我只会待一小会儿 I'm only going to go for a little bit.
露个脸证明我确实去了 Show my face and say I was there.
对了 克兰小姐说她也邀请了你 You know, Miss Crane said she invited you too.
我想去参加聚会 I want to go to the party.
她没有专门邀请我 我们只是闲聊 She didn't mean it. We were just making small talk.
不想去就算了 If you don't want to go, don't go.
我带他去就行了 I'll take him.
玛丽可以带我去 Mary can take me.
不 事情不是这样的 No, that's not how it works.
我才是你的临时监护人 You're under my supervision.
好吧 也许你可以整天坐在这里 Okay, maybe it's fine for you to sit around here
看这些书 and read books all day,
但我真的要疯了 but I'm losing my goddamn mind.
- 天啊 - 嘿 - Jesus! - Hey!
年轻人 注意措辞 Watch your mouth, young man.
今天可是平安夜 Not on Christmas Eve.
看到了吧 You see?
我要怎么相信他 I can't trust him in a social situation.
汉纳姆先生 如果你不敢 Mr. Hunham, if you're too chickenshit
去参加这个聚会 直说就行了 to go to this party, then just say that.
别让这个小混蛋困在这里了 But don't fuck it up for the little asshole.
你怎么了 就是个派对而已 What's wrong with you? It's just a party.
- 你在怕什么呢 - 我不知道 - What are you afraid of? - I don't know.
服了 你现在把我搞紧张了 Shit. Now you got me nervous.
- 啊 你好 - 嗨 - Oh, hi. - Oh, hi.
- 哦 你来了 欢迎 - 嗯 - Oh, you made it. Welcome. - Yes.
我很高兴你来了 I am so glad you're here.
我们也很高兴 We're happy to be here.
这些该放到哪里 Where should I put these?
这些放在我的床头柜就行了 Those, I'll be putting on my bedside table.
哦 你可真狡猾 Oh! You're a wicked woman.
- 还不止呢 - 哦 - You have no idea. - Oh!
好多人啊 Certainly a lot of people here.
是啊是啊 Yeah, yeah.
家人 还有城里的朋友 Some family, friends from town.
只有你们两个同事 Only you guys from work.
坐在沙发上的是我妈妈 That's my mom on the couch.
呃 那是我妹妹凯西 Uh, that's my sister Kathy
还有她的儿子马文 and her son Marvin.
哦 那是我的朋友汤姆 Oh, and that's my friend Tom.
他在博伦街 He owns the men's clothing store
- 开了一家男装店 - 哦 - on Bolen Street. - Of course.
还有他的儿子 Yeah, and his son.
安格斯 Angus.
这是安格斯·塔利 This is Angus Tully.
是我们学校的学生 He's one of our students at Barton.
这是我的侄女伊莉斯 This is my niece Elise.
了解 "Niece Elise." Nice.
这是汉纳姆先生 And this is Mr. Hunham.
他是我们那里最好的老师之一 He's one of our finest teachers.
你是教历史的 对吧 History, right?
古代文明 Uh, ancient civilizations.
这是玛丽·兰姆 And this is Mary Lamb.
她是食堂的经理 She is the manager of the cafeteria.
- 哦 - 你好 - Cool. - Hi.
你好 Hi.
嗯 你为什么不带上安格斯 Um, hey, why don't you take Angus
去地下室看看 down into the basement?
顺便跟他介绍介绍我们的家庭传统 Introduce him to our family tradition.
走吧 Come on.
瞧我 还没给你们拿些喝的 Okay, and, uh, why don't I get you guys some drinks?
- 你要吉姆·宝林 对吧 - 嗯 - Uh, Jim Beam for you, right? - Correct.
那你呢 玛丽 Okay, and what about you, Mary?
- 一杯威士忌就好了 - 好的 - Uh, I'll take a whiskey. - Okay.
♪ 他那个快乐的小家伙 就是圣诞老人 ♪ ♪ He's the jolly little fellow called Santa Claus ♪
♪ 他会在圣诞夜出现 ♪ ♪ Who'll be around on Christmas Eve night ♪
♪ 那个胖乎乎的小家伙 留着长长的白胡子 ♪ ♪ He's a chubby little fellow with a long white beard ♪
♪ 他来自远方... ♪ ♪ And he comes from far away... ♪
这就是你要带我看的吗 This is what you wanted to show me?
我从小就在我姑姑的派对上玩 I grew up playing down here during my aunt's parties.
我觉得这很酷 I think it's kind of cool.
某种很纯粹的东西 There's a purity to it.
我的意思是 每个孩子都是艺术家 I mean, every child is an artist.
问题是当我们长大了之后还能不能保持这个身份 The problem is remaining an artist when we grow up.
毕加索说的 Picasso said that.
他很酷 Picasso's cool.
是的 我看过一次他的画 格尔尼卡 Yeah, I saw Guernica once.
- 就是那个很大的壁画 - 哦 - You know, the-the big mural? - Yeah.
跟马一起的 With the horse?
是的 我知道那幅画 你是亲眼看到的吗 Yeah, I know Guernica. You really saw it?
是的 就在纽约现代艺术博物馆 Yeah. At The Museum of Modern Art in New York.
非常大 It's huge.
我爸带我去的 My dad took me.
♪ 圣诞快乐 ♪ ♪ Merry Christmas ♪
♪ 致所有人 ♪ ♪ 致所有人 ♪ ♪ To each one of you ♪ ♪ To all of you ♪
♪ 平安夜 ♪ ♪ Silent night ♪
♪ 圣夜...♪ ♪ Holy night... ♪
你来啦 There you go.
怎么样 最近 Hey, how you doing, hmm?
- 都挺好的 - 嗯 - I'm doing all right. - Okay.
他们让我负责音乐 They put me in charge of the music.
谁啊 Who put you in charge of the music?
我自己 I did.
哈哈 不愧是你 You so crazy.
哦 我给你带了东西 Oh. I got you something.
- 不 丹尼 - 拿着吧 - No, Danny. - Yeah, go ahead.
你不需要这样的 Mm-mm. You didn't have to do all this.
什么都不做 除了交税就只能等死了 I don't have to do anything but pay taxes and die.
我希望这么做 给 I wanted to. Here.
♪ 圣婴是如此温和... ♪ ♪ Holy infant so tender and mild... ♪
很漂亮 This is lovely.
- 谢谢 - 不客气 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
但是 丹尼 我没有什么能回赠的 But, Danny, I didn't get you anything.
你当然有 Yes, you did.
你给了我一个明媚的微笑 You got me that beautiful smile.
就是这样 There it is.
- 圣诞快乐 - 圣诞快乐 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
这样是对的吗 Am I doing this right?
没什么对错 There's no right or wrong.
♪ 我希望妈妈能嫁给圣诞老人 ♪ ♪ I wish my mom would marry Santa Claus ♪
♪ 那么他就会永远留下来 ♪ ♪ Then I know he would always stay ♪
♪ 我们可以玩所有的玩具... ♪ ♪ And we could always play with the toys... ♪
你是想偷看我的衬衫吗 Are you trying to look down my shirt?
不 No.
好吧 是的 Yes.
如果你不好好完成的话 You know, I'm not gonna do this
可什么奖励都没有 if you're not gonna take it seriously.
我很认真的 I am taking it seriously.
简直再认真不过了 As seriously as one can take finger painting.
你哪有 You're not.
你这边都漏掉了 You missed this whole area right here.
♪ 这样对我而言 ♪ ♪ And it would always be ♪
♪ 每天都会像圣诞节一样 ♪ ♪ Like Christmas every day for me. ♪
哦 Oh.
- 嗯... - 槲寄生 - Well... - Mistletoe.
啊 是啊 是啊 我说呢 Oh, yes, of course, that's-that's why. Right.
这个习俗真的很有趣 You know, it's interesting.
埃涅阿斯下到冥府 Aeneas, uh, carried mistletoe with him
找他的父亲的时候, when he descended into Hades, uh,
就带着槲寄生 in search of his father.
我很喜欢你的圣诞树 Anyway, uh, I like your tree.
很有太空时代的味道 It's very space-age.
哦 我买它就是为了纪念登月 Oh! I bought it to commemorate the moon landing.
- 真的吗 - 是的 - Really? Oh. Oh. - Yeah.
所以今年圣诞节你的家人都在哪儿 So, where's your family this Christmas?
没什么地方 就剩我自己了 Nowhere. I'm an only child.
我妈妈在我很小的时候就去世了 Uh, my mother died when I was young.
哦 Oh.
那你的父亲呢 And your father?
这么说吧 我十五岁的时候就离家了 Let's just say I left home when I was 15.
- 你逃跑了 - 更糟糕 - You ran away? - Worse.
- 我获得了巴顿大学的奖学金 - 哦 - I got a scholarship to Barton. - Oh.
从那时起 我上了大学 再也没有回去过 And from there, I went to college and never looked back.
- 哦 但是你还是... - 什么 - Oh, but you did a little. - Hmm?
我说你虽然没回家 但是回到了你的学校 I mean, you came back here.
是啊 Ah.
这个地方对我而言有点儿像是家了 Feels kind of like home. Yes.
我当时觉得自己能改变这一切 And I guess I thought I could make a difference.
我能够让他们更接近这个世界 I mean, I used to think I could prepare them for the world
- 哪怕是一点点帮助呢 - 嗯嗯 - even a little. - Mm-hmm.
处事的原则还有底线 Provide standards and grounding
就像格林博士一直跟我们说的那些 like Dr. Greene always drilled into us.
但是 呃 这个世界已经没有意义了 But, uh, the world doesn't make sense anymore.
我的意思是 一切都失控了 I mean, it's on fire.
有钱人不屑一顾 The rich don't give a shit.
可怜的孩子都是牺牲品 Poor kids are cannon fodder.
正直诚实不过是童话里的品格 Integrity is a punch line.
银行摇身一变成了信托 Trust is just a name on a bank.
听着 如果你说的一切都变成了现实 look, if that's all true,
那么现在就是他们最需要你这样的人的时候 then now is when they most need someone like you.
丹尼 你知道柯蒂斯曾经爱死阿蒂·肖了吗 Danny, did you know that Curtis used to love Artie Shaw?
我们以前经常跟着这个音乐跳舞 You know, we used to dance to this.
这么小的孩子 居然喜欢阿蒂·肖的歌 What teenage kid you know listens to Artie Shaw?
这是什么歌 You're killing me.
不能来首更流行的吗 Can't you play something a little hipper?
你换歌试试 Don't touch that goddamn record.
嘿嘿 玛丽 来吧 没事儿的 Hey, wait. Hey, M-Mary, come on, just sit down.
- 哦 我没事 - 好的 - Oh, I'm okay. - All right.
- 丹尼 我没要怎样 - 我知道 - No, Danny, I'm okay. - I-I know. Please.
- 我很好哈 - 我知道 - Okay, but I said I'm okay. - Okay.
♪ 到夏天就好了 ♪ ♪ And I'll be fine in the summer ♪
♪ 但这样我就能依偎着你了 ♪ ♪ But then I gotta have you to cuddle up to ♪
♪ 当冬天来临的时候 ♪ ♪ When winter comes. ♪
再给我拿杯喝的吧 Go get me another drink.
所以 你明天有什么计划吗 So, are you planning anything special for tomorrow?
没有怎么了 你有... No. Why? Are you having, um...
哦 不 不 我只是... Oh, no, no. I just...
我还以为你要为安格斯做点特别的事呢 I thought maybe you were doing something special for Angus.
哦 Oh.
- 难道没有吗 - 哦 - You should. - Oh.
施展你的魔法 Help preserve some of the magic.
虽然他有些难搞 但是说到底... I mean, he may be a little difficult, but he's still...
- 他就是个孩子 - 是的 - he's just a kid. - Yeah.
他们还能年轻几年呢 Life catches up to them so fast.
他们不久就会 Them. Ha.
- 变成我们 - 嗯嗯 - Us. - Mm-hmm.
你真是一个非常可爱的人 克兰小姐 You're a very sweet person, Miss Crane.
你也是 So are you.
只要你愿意 When you want to be.
你还有我呢 And it's Lydia.
莉迪亚 Lydia.
稍等一下 Excuse me for a minute.
嗨 Hi.
♪ 这里会有很多槲寄生 ♪ ♪ There'll be much mistletoeing ♪
♪ 心底也会焕发光芒 ♪ ♪ And hearts will be glowing ♪
♪ 当你的爱人在身边 ♪ ♪ When loved ones are near ♪
♪ 这就是一年中 ♪ ♪ It's the most wonderful time ♪
♪ 最美好的时光... ♪ ♪ Of the year... ♪
汉纳姆先生 你能过来一下吗 Mr. Hunham? Mr. Hunham, could you come with me, please?
怎么了 Yeah. What is it?
快点 我是认真的 Come on. I'm serious.
- 快点 - 好啊 - Come on. - Yes.
玛丽 Mary?
你没事吧 You all right?
别管我了 Just leave me alone.
你想让我送你回家吗 You want me to take you home?
别过来 退后 Back off! Back off.
他就这么走了 He's gone.
我是对的 I was right.
所以我才很讨厌聚会 This is why I hate parties.
就是一场灾难 彻头彻尾的灾难 That was a disaster. Total disaster.
你说的是你自己吧 我玩得很开心 Speak for yourself. I was having fun.
我们先带玛丽回家吧 Let's take Mary home,
确保她没事 然后我们再回来吧 make sure she's okay, and we'll come back.
- 不可能 - 拜托 - Out of the question. - Come on.
就这一天 Would you give me a break?
我和伊莉斯很合得来 I was hitting it off with Elise.
哦 那个侄女 Oh. The niece?
你真行 Are you kidding me?
这个可怜的女人失去了亲人 This poor woman is bereft,
而你脑子里只有那个愚蠢的女孩儿 and all you can think about is some silly girl.
- 难以置信 - 我不需要你们为我感到难过 - Unbelievable. - I don't need you feeling sorry for me.
看到了吧 我只是想说这是我跟你困在一起之后 See? I'm just saying, this was the first good thing
遇到的第一件好事 that came with being in this prison with you.
需要我提醒你吗 Need I remind you
你被困在这里不是我的错 that it is not my fault that you are stuck here?
你以为我愿意当你的保姆吗 Do you think I want to be babysitting you?
绝对不是 我这个无神论者已经在向上帝祈祷 Oh, no, no, I was praying to the god I don't even believe in
你的妈妈会接电话 that your mother would pick up the phone
或者是你的父亲会坐着什么直升机或潜艇过来 or your father would arrive in a helicopter or a submarine
或者是什么飞碟来带你去... or a flying fucking saucer to take you...
我爸死了 My father's dead.
我以为你父亲... I thought your father...
那只是我妈再婚的一个有钱人 That's just some rich guy my mom married.
把你的钥匙给我 Give me your keys.
门没锁 It's unlocked.
你怎么能在圣诞节对这个被留在学校的男孩儿说这种话 You don't tell a boy that's been left behind at Christmas
说你想要甩掉他 that you're aching to cut him loose.
没人想要他 That nobody wants him.
你到底怎么了 What the fuck is wrong with you?
走吧 冷死了 Let's go. I'm cold.
♪ 哦 伯利恒小镇啊 ♪ ♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪
♪ 你安静的坐落于此 ♪ ♪ How still we see thee lie ♪
♪ 在你深沉无梦的夜眠中 ♪ ♪ Above thy deep and dreamless sleep ♪
♪ 沉默的星星悄然掠过 ♪ ♪ The silent stars go by ♪
♪ 只有你在黑暗的街道上闪耀着 ♪ ♪ Yet in thy dark streets shineth ♪
♪ 永恒的光芒... ♪ ♪ The everlasting light... ♪
- 圣诞快乐 - 圣诞快乐 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
我能为您做点什么吗 What can I do for you, chief?
我正在找一棵树 I'm looking for a tree.
那么你算来对地方了 Well, you came to the right place.
现在正在清仓甩卖呢 Big fire sale on all remaining inventory.
塔利先生 Mr. Tully.
塔利先生 Mr. Tully?
塔利先生 Mr. Tully.
呃 安格斯·徒利 Uh, Angus Tully!
- 早上好 - 圣诞快乐 - Good morning. - Merry Christmas.
哦 当然了 圣诞快乐 Yeah. Merry Christmas, of course.
你怎么样 How are you?
就不该和那么多酒 病怏怏的 Well, I've got a case of the cocktail flu.
- 你见过那个男孩吗 - 没有 - Yeah. Have you seen the boy? - Mm-mm.
该死的 他到底能去哪儿 Goddammit, where the hell can he be?
安格斯 Angus!
塔利先生 Mr. Tully?
- 圣诞快乐 - 圣诞快乐 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
你跑哪儿去了 Where the hell have you been?
我一直在这里 I don't know. Just here.
快点 我有东西要给你看 Come on. I have something to show you.
就这么光秃秃的吗 No ornaments?
哦 我们肯定能搜罗些装饰品的 Oh, I'm sure we can round up some ornaments somewhere.
现在... Uh, now...
这是给你的 this is for you.
马可·奥勒留的沉思录 Meditations by Marcus Aurelius.
对我来说 它就像是圣经 古兰经 For my money, it's like the Bible, the Koran
还有薄伽梵歌的合计 and the Bhagavad Gita all rolled up into one.
最妙的是一点也没有提到上帝 And the best part is not one mention of God.
谢谢 Thanks.
还有玛丽 And Mary.
这是给你的 This is for you.
所以每个人都是这一套 是吧 So you just get this for everybody?
还有... And...
- 真有你的 - 啊 - Now, how'd you guess? - How indeed?
哦 还有… Oh, and...
这是你的邮件 this came in the mail for you.
新年快乐 爱你的爸妈
谢谢你 玛丽 Thank you, Mary.
太美味了 That was just lovely.
哦 Oh.
这算是恭维吗 Is that an actual compliment?
哦 得了吧 Oh, come on.
我想我以前从来没有这样过 You know, I don't think I've ever had
一家人在一起过个圣诞节 a real family Christmas like this before.
我是说这样家庭式的 Christmas dinner, I mean family-style.
所有的食物都是自己做的 Out of the oven and all the trimmings.
我妈妈总是点外卖 My mom always just orders in from Delmonico's.
我觉得她做的没错 Well, she's got the right idea.
明年我也打算这样了 Next year I'm ordering in from Delmonico's.
不管怎样 谢谢你 玛丽 Anyway, thank you, Mary.
不客气 You're welcome.
干一杯吧 I'd like to propose a toast.
敬我在这个雪岛上两个没那么合适的同伴 To my two unlikely companions on this snowy island
还有我们缺席的朋友和家人 and to our absent friends and family.
反正大家都不是自愿留在这里的 And I realize that none of us is here because he wants to be.
所以但凡能有什么办法能让你们这个假期过的开心点儿 So if there's any way that I could make the holidays
你们就说吧 a little cheerier for either one of you,
任何事情都行 just say the word.
好吧 Okay.
我想去波士顿 I want to go to Boston.
波士顿 为什么 Boston? Why?
这还用问 Why not?
我想要过一个真正的圣诞节 我还想滑冰 I want a real Christmas. I want to go ice-skating.
想看看真正的圣诞树 I want to see a real Christmas tree
上面有装饰品的 而不是这么傻的 with real ornaments, not that stupid thing.
- 你刚还说它很好呢 - 确实 - You said it was nice. - It is nice.
我们走吧 Come on, let's get out of here.
我想要一个真正的假期 I want a real holiday.
波士顿肯定是不可能的 We're not going to Boston. It's out of the question.
你说的任何事情都行 You told the boy "anything,"
所以带他去波士顿吧 so take the kid to Boston.
玛丽 我们不准离开校园的 Mary, we're not allowed to leave campus
哪怕是附近的地方的都不行 or the immediate environs.
好吧 就当是户外教学吧 I suppose we could call it a field trip.
起码这是在允许的范畴之内的 Uh, field trips would fall under the ambit
也算是一种学术追求了 of additional academic pursuits.
他们还甚至为此 There's even a fund set aside
预留了一部分资金 for additional academic pursuits.
我马上去收拾行李 I'll go pack.
我要你带我去罗克斯伯里 I'm gonna need you to take me to Roxbury.
嗯嗯 当然 Mm-hmm. All right.
我们到了 Here we are.
天啊 这楼梯也太长了 Boy, that's an awful lot of stairs.
恐怕也很不友好 Probably icy too.
塔利先生 Mr. Tully.
嗯... Right. Um...
玛丽 我来帮你拿行李吧 Mary, can I help you with your bags?
谢谢 Yes, please.
嘿 小心盒子 Hey, be careful with the box.
知道了 Yeah.
我们很希望你跟我们一起住酒店 You know, you're more than welcome to a room at the hotel.
我们有钱 We've got the money.
你是不是疯了 Are you out of your mind?
我可得离你们两个远一点儿 吵死了 I need a break from you two and all your damn bickering.
而且我也很想去看看我妹妹 Besides, I'm looking forward to visiting my little sister.
她怀孕了 She's pregnant.
哦 那太好了 Oh, that's wonderful.
- 汉纳姆先生 - 哦 对不起 - Mr. Hunham. Mr. Hunham. - Oh, I'm sorry.
我的手出汗了 My hands sweat.
这是多汗症 对不起 It's hyperhidrosis. Sorry.
- 哦 - 嘿 玛丽 - Oh. - Hey, Mary!
再往上一层 One more flight up.
再上一层 One more flight up.
你们两个可以吧 So, you two are going to be all right?
放心 我拿得住他 Yes, the little monster will be well under control.
- 玛丽 - 哦 - Mary! - Oh.
嗨 Hi!
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye. - Bye.
再见 玛丽 Bye, Mary.
等等 你要去哪儿 Uh-uh. Where are you going?
- 我 ... - 还没完呢 - I was... - You're not done yet.
你还得搀着我上去呢 You have to help me up there.
- 哦 当然 - 赶紧的 - Yeah, sure thing. - Come on.
嘿 帅哥 有烟吗 Hey there, handsome. You got a cigarette?
抱歉 我抽烟斗 Nope. Sorry, I smoke a pipe.
那你要来一下吗 怎么样 How about a date, then? You want a date?
不 谢谢 No, thank you.
哦 来吧 Oh, come on.
我们找个暖和的地方 Let's go somewhere warm.
来吧 Go ahead.
- 我可以在这里等着的 - 你看 - I can wait here. - See?
他可以在这里边看书边等着 He can wait here, read some books.
他不介意爸爸去吃口小拐杖糖的 He doesn't mind if daddy gets a little candy cane.
谢了 但是我不喜欢那个 Thank you, but I never really liked candy canes.
而且 我已经糖尿病前期了 Plus, I'm prediabetic.
你知道 如果真的想去的话 You know, if you do want a little candy cane,
我会保密的 I won't tell anyone.
塔利先生 对大多数人来说 性爱百分之九十九就只是摩擦而已 Mr. Tully, for most people, sex is 99% friction
还有百分之一的亲密 and one percent goodwill.
你可以说我老派 Call me old-fashioned,
但我更看重亲昵的行为 拥抱亲吻这样的 but I place value on physical intimacy.
你也应该如此 So should you.
你从没做过爱 对吧 You've never had sex, have you?
不管你信不信 塔利先生 Believe it or not, Mr. Tully, there was a time
我万花丛中过的时候 when the fire in my loins burned white hot.
你还是个吃屎的小屁孩儿呢 You're full of shit.
这些细节可是少儿不宜了 No, the details would curl your toes.
终于有些有趣的事情了 Okay, we're finally getting to the good stuff.
说来听听 Let's hear.
等你十八岁的时候吧 Maybe when you're eighteen.
绝对惊呆你 Curl your toes!
可以走了吗 Are we almost done?
你急什么 我以为你喜欢呢 What's your hurry? I thought you liked antiquity.
上课的话还行 In class, maybe,
除非是很必要的场合 不然我想都不愿意想 but I never think about it unless I need to.
到了 Ah. Ah, well, here.
你看到了什么 What do you see?
我不知道 一堆陶器 I don't know. A bunch of pottery.
那个呢 Mm. Look at that one.
- 拐杖糖 - 是啊 - Candy cane. - Yes.
人类历史的进程没什么新鲜事儿 塔利先生 There's nothing new in human experience, Mr. Tully.
每一代人都觉得那些反叛 苦难还有放纵 Each generation thinks it invented debauchery
是属于自己的时代的 or suffering or rebellion,
但人类的每一种冲动和欲望 but man's every impulse and appetite
从下流到高尚 from the disgusting to the sublime
时时刻刻在我们身边上演 is on display right here all around you.
所以 当你因为一件事情跟自己没什么关系或者无聊 So, before you dismiss something
就决定放弃的时候 要记住 as boring or irrelevant, remember,
如果你真的想了解你自己或者当下的局势 if you truly want to understand the present or yourself,
你必须要从过去开始 you must begin in the past.
历史不仅仅是对过去的研究 You see, history is not simply the study of the past.
同时也对现在发生的事情做出了解释 It is an explanation of the present.
你看 你只要添点儿色情的东西讲这些大道理 See, when you say it that way and throw in some pornography,
就很容易理解了 it's a lot easier to understand.
好吧 Okay.
你上课的时候也可以这样啊 不要总是大喊大叫 You should try doing more of that in class and less yelling.
你肯定知道很多学生都不喜欢你 You know, most of the kids dislike you.
甚至是讨厌 Pretty much hate you.
老师们也是 Teachers too.
你知道的 对吧 You know that, right?
♪ 我聆听风的声音 那阵轻抚我灵魂的微风 ♪ ♪ I listen to the wind, to the wind of my soul ♪
♪ 我最后的去处 恐怕只有上帝知晓 ♪ ♪ Where I'll end up, well, I think only God really knows ♪
♪ 我坐在夕阳下 ♪ ♪ I've sat upon the setting sun ♪
♪ 但永远 永远 永远 永远 ♪ ♪ But never, never, never, never ♪
♪ 我从未想要过生命的甘霖 ♪ ♪ I never wanted water once ♪
♪ 没有 从来没有 从来没有 ♪ ♪ No, never, never, never ♪
♪ 我从未想要过生命的甘霖 ♪ ♪ I never wanted water once ♪
♪ 没有 从来没有 从来没有 ♪ ♪ No, never, never, never. ♪
保罗·汉纳姆 是你吗 Paul Hunham! Is that you?
我是休 It's Hugh.
休·卡瓦诺 Hugh Cavanaugh.
哦 啊 Ah, yes. Of course.
哇 休·卡瓦诺 Wow. Hugh Cavanaugh.
哇 Wow.
哦 你好吗 休 Oh, how are you, Hugh?
我们已经有三十年没见过了吧 嗯... Oh, God, what's it been, 30 years? Um...
嗯 这是 这是 呃…这是我的妻子凯伦 Um, this-this is, uh... this is my wife Karen.
亲爱的 这是保罗·汉纳姆 Honey, this is Paul Hunham.
- 我们一起上的哈佛 - 嗨 保罗 - We went to Harvard together. - Hi, Paul.
是的 是的 Yes, we did. Yes, we did.
呃 哇 Uh, wow.
呃 休 你最近在忙什么 Uh, what have you been up to, Hugh?
- 还在这儿吗 - 哦是的 是的 - Uh, still in the area? - Oh, yes. Yes.
我还在波士顿 剑桥 I-I'm still in Boston. Cambridge.
- 哈佛大学 - 哦... - Harvard. - Well...
他刚刚获得终身教职 统计学专业的 He just got tenure. Statistics.
- 哦 凯伦 - 他总是这么谦虚 - Oh, Karen. - He won't blow his own horn.
- 所以我得时不时帮他吹嘘一下 - 好吧 呃 - I have to blow it for him. - Okay. Well, uh,
你呢 保罗 what about you, Paul?
哦 我还在教书 这一点我们是一样的 Oh, still teaching. We have that in common.
呃 历史 古代历史 Uh, history, ancient history.
- 那太棒了 - 啊 - That's great. - Yes.
在哪里呢 That's great. Where?
哦 嗯 ​​主要是在国外 Oh, um, abroad, mostly.
一些私密的合作项目 On fellowships, privately funded fellowships.
大学的也有 私立学院的也有 Universities and private academies.
大部分就是这些了 Mostly fellowships, you know.
我在在安特卫普工作 I'm currently posted in, um, Antwerp.
呃 刚回来过节 Uh, just back here for the holidays.
啊 那么 呃 这是你的儿子吗 Ah. So, uh, is this your son?
- 嗯 嗯... - 我是他的侄子 伦纳德 - Well, um... - I'm his nephew, Leonard.
很高兴认识你 伦纳德 Nice to meet you, Leonard.
他现在正在写一本书呢 And he's writing a book right now.
快跟他们说说 保罗叔叔 Um, tell him about your book, Uncle Paul.
哈 我的书 My book.
也算不上啦 It's not a book, really.
呃 更像是一本专著 Uh, more of a monograph.
- 没什么特别的 - 别这么谦虚嘛 - It's nothing special. - Don't be so modest.
是关于什么 呃 古老的相机是吧 It's about, uh, cameras, right? Ancient cameras?
- 哦 - 好吧 - Oh. - Yes.
不 他说的是暗箱 No, what he means, of course, is the camera obscura.
一种光学和天文工具 You know, the optical and astronomical tool
可以追溯到阿那萨哥拉时代 that dates back to the time of, um, Anaxagoras.
书名啊 保罗叔叔 告诉他啊 Tell him the title, Uncle Paul.
他不会感兴趣的 伦纳德 He's not interested, Leonard.
我当然有兴趣 Sure, I am.
古代世界的光与魔法 Light and Magic in the Ancient World.
好吧 嗯… Okay, well, um...
保罗 我很高兴你挺过来了 Paul, I'm just so glad you landed on your feet.
你看起来气色不错 You look swell.
你也是 You too. So swell.
而且 呃 我们会留意你的书的 And, uh, we'll keep an eye out for your book.
- 对吧 亲爱的 - 是的 - Won't we, honey? - Yeah.
- 圣诞快乐 保罗 - 圣诞快乐 - Merry Christmas, Paul. - Merry Christmas.
- 再见 伦纳德 - 圣诞快乐 - Bye, Leonard. - Merry Christmas.
刚刚到底是发生了什么 What the fuck just happened?
我以为巴顿人不会撒谎呢 I thought Barton men don't lie.
我不是要指责你 刚刚很有趣 Don't get me wrong, that was fun,
能看到你满嘴谎言 but you just lied through your teeth.
我的私人对话 What I say during a private conversation
跟你没什么关系 is none of your goddamn business.
你不应该评判我什么 You are not to judge me.
这可不是什么私人对话 It wasn't a private conversation.
我和他的妻子都在场呢 The wife and I were there.
我帮了你 And I helped you.
他为什么说你挺过来了 Why did he ask if you landed on your feet?
这是在干什么 纽伦堡的审判吗 What is this, Nuremberg?
- 天啊 - 你才是那个 - Jesus. - You're the hard-ass
一直告诫我们不要撒谎的人 constantly telling everybody not to lie
还在一直没完没了地说什么荣誉准则 and going on and on about the honor code.
我在哈佛读书的时候发生过一件事 There was an incident when I was at Harvard
和我的室友 with my roommate.
什么 And?
他指控我抄袭了他的毕业论文 He accused me of copying from his senior thesis.
抄袭 Plagiarizing.
啊 Ah.
- 所以你抄了吗 - 不 是他抄了我的论文 - Well, did you? - No, he stole from me.
但那个贵族混蛋的家人 But that blue-blooded prick's family
在学校里很有身份 had allies on the faculty.
图书馆上都有他们家族的姓氏 I mean, their last name is on a library, for Christ's sake.
所以他当时只是倒打一耙 So he accused me in order to sanitize his treachery
然后 呃 他们就把我开除了 and, uh, they threw me out.
等等 所以你是因为被指控抄袭所以被哈佛开除了 Wait, so you got kicked out of Harvard for cheating?
不 我是因为打了他而被哈佛开除了 No, I got kicked out of Harvard for hitting him.
你打了他 You hit him?
什么样子 像是把他打晕了吗 What, like punched him out?
不 我开车撞了他 No, I hit him with a car. Ah.
你因为开车撞人被哈佛开除了 You got kicked out of Harvard for hitting a guy with a car?
那是个意外 By accident.
请给我一品脱吉姆比姆威士忌 Pint of Jim Beam, please.
但是他折断了三根肋骨 严格来讲这都是他的错 But he broke three ribs, which was technically his fault
谁让他走在路上 because he shouldn't have been in the road.
两美元 Two dollars, please.
而且 他还拉了一裤子 Also, he shat himself.
没什么比这更丢人了 Which was the greater indignity.
给你 杀人犯先生 Here you go, killer.
所以你连大学都没毕业 So Mr. Hunham never even graduated college?
天哪 Holy shit.
你没有在别的大学完成学业吗 还有谁知道 You didn't finish up somewhere else? Who else knows?
嗯 格林博士知道 Well, Dr. Greene knew.
也只有他 Only Dr. Greene.
他一直相信我 所以他给了我一份工作 He always believed in me, so he gave me a job.
兼职教师 没人尊重 甚至更低的工资 Adjunct faculty, zero respect and even less pay.
所以所有人都懒得搭理我 So nobody batted an eye,
从那时起我就一直在这所学校 and I've been at the school ever since.
你会对现在的生活感到不满吗 Are you ashamed at how things turned out?
一点也不 我为我的工作感到自豪 Not at all. I'm proud of my work.
我喜欢历史 我爱巴顿 I love history. I love Barton.
巴顿就是我的生命 Barton is my life.
我不知道如果没有巴顿我会怎样 I don't know what I would do without Barton.
那你为什么要对那个人撒谎 Why'd you lie to that guy?
因为我知道他会乐于见到我变成了一个失败者 Because I knew he'd relish the fact that I'm a washout
而且还回到了自己的高中 自此再也没离开过 and never left my own high school,
他可能会跟每个我们以前的同学 and he'd probably repeat that story
都讲一遍这个故事 to everybody we used to know,
所以我觉得他没有资格知道我的近况 so I figured he's not entitled to my story.
就这样 I am.
是的 是的 去他妈的 Yeah. Yeah, fuck that guy.
就是 去他妈的 Yeah, exactly. Fuck that guy.
什么统计学 "Statistics."
好了 你会保密对吧 But, now, you'll keep this quiet, right?
不会让别人知道 No one is to know.
我是说任何人 安格斯 I mean no one, Angus.
你知我知 先生 Entre nous, sir.
你知我知 Entre nous.
古代相机 "Ancient cameras."
你到底是从哪里想出这个的 Where the hell did you come up with that?
得让你做好反击的准备啊 先生 Just trying to keep you on your toes, sir.
起床了 孩子 Get up, kid.
日晒三杆了 It's daylight in the swamp.
我叫了早餐 I ordered breakfast.
太好了 Great.
你东西掉了 Oh, you dropped something.
呃 那些是我的维生素 Uh, those are my vitamins.
利眠宁吗 Librium.
这只是 呃 Yeah, it's just, uh,
只是我情绪不好的时候要吃的 something I'm supposed to take for low energy.
你是说抑郁吗 You mean depression?
那是黑麦吐司吗 Is that rye toast?
你怎么知道我喜欢黑麦吐司 How'd you know I like rye toast?
利眠宁
这边走 All right. This way.
轻轻地 Let go lightly.
- 啊 - 你太僵硬了 - Ah. - You're too rigid.
看到了吧 See?
- 不客气 - 真不错 - You're welcome. - Not bad.
孩子 你是个好老师 You're a pretty good teacher, kid.
可惜大家都不喜欢你 Too bad everybody dislikes you.
而且相当讨厌你 Pretty much hates you.
但你一定知道这一点 对吧 But you must know that, right?
知道了 老师 知道了 Touché, sir. Touché.
- 对了 ... - 怎么了 - By the way... - Yeah?
…你是用哪只眼睛瞄准的 ...what eye do you aim with, anyway?
我一直很想问你 You know, I've been meaning to ask.
我们讲话的时候 我到底该看着哪一只眼睛 When we're talking, which one should I look at?
有时候看着看着 Sometimes I look at one,
就觉得自己看错了 就得换一只眼睛 but then I think I'm wrong, so I look at the other.
每个人都是这样 Yes, everybody does that.
所以 到底是哪只眼睛呢 So, which eye is it?
他们都不知道 People don't understand.
这不是十柱保龄球 This isn't tenpin.
是的 要难得多 No, this is much harder.
这些高高在上的混蛋们 All these tenpin assholes
装什么呢 coming in here like they're slumming it.
去死吧 The hell with them.
是的 操 Yeah. Fuck 'em.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
我打赌你肯定不知道 Here's something I bet you didn't know.
你的衣服虽然很喜庆 但与历史不符 Your uniform, festive as it is, is historically inaccurate.
圣诞老人实际上是 Saint Nicholas of Myra was actually
一位四世纪的希腊主教 也就是现在的土耳其 a fourth-century Greek Bishop from what is now Turkey.
所以长袍跟凉鞋比较贴近 So, uh, a robe and sandals would be closer to the mark.
是的 但考虑到天气原因 操作起来可能有些困难 Yeah, but I guess that would be impractical given the weather
更别说那些精灵啊 驯鹿还有烟囱的 and all the silly but lucrative mythology about Santa
愚蠢但是有利可图的神话故事罢了 and elves and reindeer and chimneys and whatnot.
我们能怎么办呢 What can you do?
正如德谟克利特所说的 As Democritus said,
一切都在变化 "O kósmos alloíosis, o víos ypólipsis."
世界在衰退 只有感知才是永恒的 "World is decay. Life is perception."
我的孩子 My son.
再次见到你 我的心如雄鹰般翱翔 To see you again causes my heart to soar like a hawk.
爷爷 我给您带了一个礼物 Grandfather, I brought you this present.
这是我以前用过的帽子吗 Is this the hat I used to own?
好像变得更软了... Except grown softer...
你知道 这除了很有趣之外 You know, this is not only amusing,
而且作为一部电影来说 它相当准确的 uh, but for a movie, it's a fairly accurate depiction
复刻了夏安族人的生活 of life among the Cheyenne.
- 嘘 - 滚吧 - Shh! - Fuck off.
我梦见你了 I saw you in a dream.
- 我要去一下洗手间 - 嗯嗯 - I'm gonna go use the bathroom. - Mm-hmm.
你喝的泉水 You were drinking from a spring
是从动物的长鼻子里流出来的 that came from the long nose of an animal.
我不认识这种动物 I did not recognize the animal.
在他的鼻子旁边 长出了两个角 Alongside his nose, he grew two horns.
...而关于这件事情 ...and smoked on this matter,
我的决定是... and my decision is...
他可以回来 Little Big Man has returned.
嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey!
不 出来 No. Out.
赶紧下来 Get out.
我只是有必须要做的事情 我本来要回去的 I just need to do something. I was going to come back.
或者回酒店找你 Or meet you at the hotel.
我不会花很长时间的 也不是做什么坏事 It won't take long. It's nothing bad.
赶紧出来 你这个小混蛋 Just get out, you conniving little shit.
你一直在计划这个吗 Were you planning this the whole time?
就等着我放松警惕吗 Just counting the minutes until I turned my back?
我没有要逃跑 I wasn't running away.
只是在回学校前 There's just something I need to do
我有件不得不做的事情 before we go back to school.
拜托了 Please.
你可以跟我一起去 You could come with me.
好吗 Just come with me, okay?
去哪儿 Come with you where?
去看我爸爸 To see my dad.
你爸爸吗 Your dad?
就这么件事儿吗 That's what this is about?
你为什么不直接问我 Why didn't you just ask me?
这有什么不行的 我们又不是不能去墓地 Because, of course, we can visit a cemetery.
你好 打扰一下 Excuse me. Hi.
我是来见托马斯·塔利的 I'm here to see Thomas Tully.
跟我来 Right in here.
可以了 Over here.
看看谁来见你了 Look who's here to see you.
嗨 爸爸 Hi, Dad.
你好 亲爱的 Hello, sweetheart.
你想去坐一会儿吗 You want to go sit down for a little?
哦 来吧 Oh. Come on.
就坐在这里吧 Be seated right here.
就这样吧 很好 There you go. All right.
我很想念你 I missed you.
非常 I've missed you a lot.
想的不得了 A whole lot.
我还在读书 You know, I'm still at school.
在巴顿 At Barton.
现在 呃...现在是圣诞节 And it's, uh... it's Christmastime now,
我觉得你可能希望有人来看你 so I thought you might like a visit.
你猜怎么着 我... Guess what. I'm...
我的成绩一直在提高 I'm actually keeping my grades up.
我在古代文明课上 I-I consistently get
一直都是全班最高分 the highest grades in the class in ancient civ.
微积分的话 三四名的位置 I'm... I'm pretty much third or fourth in precalc.
我还参加了国际象棋俱乐部 And I'm in the chess club too.
但是我不喜欢那里的成员 But I don't really like the other kids.
春天的话 我想试试网球 And in the spring, I think I want to try tennis.
JV或者就是双打 Just JV, and probably only doubles,
如果我的教练能... 呃 if the coach could just forget about my, uh...
也不重要 Anyway, it's not important.
听着 Listen.
我必须得跟你说... I, uh... I have to tell you something.
我觉得他们在我的食物里下药了 I think they're putting something in my food.
他以前很好 He used to be fine.
不只是很好 He was better than fine.
他很棒 He was great.
他是我的父亲 He was my dad.
然后大约四年前 他... Then about four years ago, he...
开始表现得很奇怪 started acting strange.
情绪不稳定 健忘 说这些奇怪的废话 Erratic, forgetful, saying all this weird shit.
我妈妈带他去看了很多医生 My mom took him to a bunch of doctors,
他们让他接受药物治疗 and they put him on medication.
但这只会让情况变得更糟 But that just made it worse.
他更加糊涂了 He got more confused.
然后他变得很生气 Then he got angry.
最后他就只能... And then he got...
这样 physical.
这是最后的机会了 That was it. That was the last straw.
他们把他带走了 They put him away.
然后我妈就跟他离婚了... And she divorced him...
他甚至都没反应过来 without him even realizing it.
所以她才想要全新的生活 That's why she wants a whole new life.
把我藏在寄宿学校是最简单的办法 And it's easy to just stash me away in boarding school.
就是这样 Like half of us are just stashed away there.
我明白的 And I get it.
她不愿意见我 She never has to look at me.
因为她一看见我 她... Because maybe when she looks at me, she...
- 她就能看见我父亲的影子 - 不 不 不 - she sees him. - No, no, no, no, no.
不会的 你是她的儿子 That can't be true. She... You're her son.
也许她是对的 Maybe she's right.
我总是很冲动 I can't keep it together.
我说谎 我偷窃 I lie. I steal.
我惹恼大家 I piss people off.
我没有朋友 真正的朋友 I don't have any friends, real friends.
我可能也会被巴顿开除 I'll probably get kicked out of Barton too.
这一切都是我咎由自取 And when I do, it'll be my own fault.
被送到福克联合军校 或者是少管所 Get sent to Fork Union and maybe to you-know-where.
没人会关心的 And nobody will care.
你知道吗... The funny thing is...
我一直都很想见到他 I wanted to see him so bad this whole time.
但是有时候我也没那么想见他 But I also didn't, you know?
我很害怕 Because I'm afraid
我怕我变得跟他一样 that's what's going to happen to me one day.
不 安格斯不 No, Angus, Angus.
听着 Angus, listen.
你跟你的父亲不一样 You're not your father.
你怎么知道 How do you know?
因为没有人会变成自己的父亲 Because no one is his own father.
我就不是这样 I'm not my dad.
不管他怎么努力让我接受这个想法 No matter how hard he tried to beat that idea into me.
这个世界就是一个痛苦又复杂的地方 I find the world a bitter and complicated place,
我是这样觉得的 and it seems to feel the same way about me.
我想你也是 I think you and I have this in common.
但是我不是说你跟我完全一样 你有自己的人生 But don't get me wrong, you have your challenges.
虽然你反复无常而且好斗 You're erratic and belligerent
还这么操蛋 and a gigantic pain in the balls,
但你不是你的父亲 but you're not your father.
你是你自己 You're your own man.
你只是个孩子 Man, no. You're just a kid.
你的人生才刚刚开始 You're just beginning.
而且你很聪明 And you're smart.
你有足够的时间扭转局面 You've got time to turn things around.
我知道希腊人认为 Yes, I know the Greeks had the idea
无论你想怎么避免所谓的宿命 that, uh, the steps you take to avoid your fate
都会迫使你更接近它 are the very steps that lead you to it,
但这只是一种文学概念 but that's just a literary conceit.
在现实生活中 你的过去 In real life, your history
不会主宰你的命运... does not have to dictate your destiny...
哦 玛丽来了 Oh. There's Mary.
你不能跟任何说起这个 呃... Can you not tell Mary or anybody? Uh...
你知我知 这趟该死的旅行到处都是秘密 Entre nous. This whole goddamned trip is entre nous.
- 站起来 - 什么 - Stand up. - What?
迎接女士啊 你个粗人 Stand up for the lady, you boor.
你这个白痴 You cretin.
- 玛丽 - 嗯 - Mary. - Well, hello.
嗨 不好意思我迟到了 Hi. Sorry I'm late.
我们很高兴见到你 Oh, we're just happy to see you.
女士 菜单 Madame, the menu.
哦 谢谢 Oh. Thank you.
你好 女士 要来一杯餐前的鸡尾酒吗 Hello, ma'am. Would you like a cocktail to start?
哦 不 一杯茶就可以了 Oh, no, I'll just take a cup of tea.
哦 来吧 Oh, come on. Have a cocktail.
不不不 茶就可以了 No, no, no. A cup of tea is fine.
我已经吃过了 I've eaten already.
现在可以上甜点了吗 And you gentlemen, did you save room for dessert?
那是什么 Hey, what's that?
那是我们的招牌甜点 That's our signature dessert.
焦糖樱桃 Cherries jubilee.
听起来不错 That sounds great.
给这位年轻人来一份那个吧 Bring the young vandal here cherries jubilee.
这恐怕不行 I'm afraid I can't.
那道甜品里含有白兰地 The dish contains brandy.
香蕉福斯特也是一样的 Same deal with the bananas Foster.
但是那些酒精不是都被烧挥发了吗 Yeah, but doesn't the alcohol just burn off?
但是这仍然违反规定 女士 It's still against the rules, ma'am.
- 好吧 - 哦 - Fine. - Oh.
那我要来一份焦糖樱桃 我们可以分着吃 I'll order the cherries jubilee. We can share it.
这也不行 Mm. I can't allow that, either.
今天可是他的生日 Can we say it's his birthday?
今天我过生日呢 It's my birthday.
生日快乐 年轻人 Well, happy birthday, young man.
我们会送你块儿蛋糕 Let's get you a slice of cake
还有一些不含酒精的甜点 or some other age-appropriate dessert.
天啊 Christ on a crutch.
你们开的这是什么鬼地方 What kind of a fascist hash foundry are you running here?
呃 对不起 女士 你们有樱桃吗 Uh, excuse me, ma'am. Do you, by chance, have cherries?
有的 Yes.
很好 冰淇凌呢 Great. And do you have ice cream?
- 也有 - 很好 - Yes. - Fantastic.
我们可以打包这两样东西吧 Can we please get cherries and ice cream to go?
然后结账 And the check.
就来 Right away.
婊子 Bitch.
再加一点儿詹姆斯·比姆 And a little James Beam.
很好 All right. Go ahead.
速成版的教堂樱桃 Presto. Cherries jubilee.
- 不应该一下就好了嘛 - 好吧 - Shouldn't it just go out? - Okay.
妈的 Oh, shit. Shit.
- 你在那里放了多少酒精 - 哦 - How much alcohol did you put on there? - Oh!
烫死了 烫死了 It's hot. It's very hot.
哦 Oh!
现在听听他们的声音 But now just listen to them.
已经能看到球了... They see the ball and...
躁起来吧 Man, I sure do wish we had some noisemakers.
我确实有个能让我们燥起来的东西 I've got a noisemaker.
哪儿弄的 Where the hell did you get that?
忘记了 反正已经在手上了 I don't know. Found it.
你不会在这里放吧 Well, you're not deploying that in here.
在波士顿你可没有这么紧张 You know, you weren't this uptight in Boston.
丹尼 你觉得在室内放鞭炮行吗 Danny, where do you stand on indoor fireworks?
当然是越远越好 About as far away as I can.
- 非常明智 - 十 九… - That's very wise. - Ten, nine...
我们会怀念的 Oh, we're gonna miss it. Come on.
- 快站起来 - ...八 七... - Up on your feet. - ...eight, seven...
站起来 站起来 Up on your feet. Up on your feet.
- ...六 五 四... - 五 四... - ...six, five, four... - Five, four...
三 二 一 Three, two, one.
- 新年快 - 新年快乐 - Happy New Year! - Happy New Year!
太棒了 Yes.
新年快乐 塔利先生 Congratulations, Mr. Tully.
- 新年快乐 丹尼 - 谢谢 - Congratulations, Danny. - Thank you.
玛丽 新年快乐 Mary, congratulations.
虽然我们不会在这里点燃 Now, as I say, we're not deploying this in here.
但是 我们要去厨房点燃它 No. We're going to light this sucker off in the kitchen.
- 什么 - 什么 - What? - What?
来吧 All right. Come.
- 快快快 - 伙计 - Come, come, come. - Come on, man.
- 真的吗 - 这个我拿着 - For real? - This is coming with me.
辣椒粉太多了 There's too much paprika.
为什么要放那么多辣椒粉 Why'd you put in all that paprika?
照着食谱来就好 Follow the recipe.
再加一杯水吧 Now you have to add in another cup of water.
别乱来 What's wrong with you?
快点儿 女士们 Come on, ladies!
嘿 康茨 Hey, Kountze.
疼...疼吗 Does... does it hurt?
当然 Fuck yeah, it hurts.
我都被山上的光烤焦了 Glare off the slopes, man, burned me to a crisp.
你觉得这很有意思吗 塔利 You think that's funny, Tully?
当然不是 No, man.
很高兴你度过了一个愉快的假期 Just glad you had a good vacation.
欢迎回来 你们这些咆哮的西哥特人 Welcome back, you snarling Visigoths.
相信大家都度过了一个愉快的假期 I trust you all enjoyed a refreshing holiday.
哦 康茨先生 Oh, hello, Mr. Kountze.
还是说伊卡洛斯更合适 Or should I say Icarus?
飞得离太阳太近了一点 是吗 Fly a little too close to the sun, did we?
什么 Huh?
好吧 Yeah.
听着 Uh, all right.
现在 滑雪和游泳活动已经结束了 Now, along with your skiing and swimming,
我希望你们花费时间了解了 I hope you found time to enlighten yourselves
伯罗奔尼撒战争及其对现在的影响 about the Peloponnesian War and its implications for today.
为了检查一下 在我们准备补考之前 Just to check, we're going to start with a short pop quiz
我们先... on the reading...
...做一个小小的测试 ...before we retake the final from last semester.
Omnia ex scrineis praeter stilum.
打扰一下 汉纳姆先生 Excuse me, Mr. Hunham?
哦 克兰小姐 Oh, Miss Crane.
莉迪亚 呃 进来吧 新年快乐 Lydia. Uh, come in. Happy New Year.
哦 你也是 新年快乐 Oh, same to you. Happy New Year.
对不起 我太迟钝了 Forgive me. I'm a clod.
从来没有打电话感谢你 I never called to thank you for inviting
邀请我和那个男孩参加你的聚会 the boy and me to your party.
还有玛丽 And Mary.
那真的意义重大 It meant a lot.
哦 没什么的 Oh, you're so welcome.
玩儿的开心就好 It was fun.
嗯 伍德鲁普博士要见你 Um, Dr. Woodrup is asking to see you.
他说有件急事 He says it's urgent.
汉纳姆先生 请这是朱迪和斯坦利·克洛特费尔特 Mr. Hunham, meet Judy and Stanley Clotfelter.
安格斯·徒利的母亲和父亲 Angus Tully's mother and father.
- 是继父 - 你好 - Stepfather. - Hello.
早上好 Good morning.
他们跟我说了一件很重要的事情 They've brought something very important to my attention.
我们知道你带安格斯 We understand you took Angus
去波士顿度假了 to Boston over the holidays.
我向克洛特费尔特先生解释过 I explained to Mr. Clotfelter
这是一次校外学习 that you went on a field trip for academic reasons.
是的 That's right.
校外学习吗 A field trip?
是的 根据教学指南的内容 Yes. Uh, as per my instructions in the manual,
我确实可以这样安排 it fell within the ambit of my responsibility.
好吧 如果这只是一次校外学习 那这个你要怎么解释 Well, if it was a school trip, then how do you explain this?
这是疗养院的人 The people at the sanitarium
从我前夫那里拿走的 confiscated it from my ex-husband.
很显然 这是安格斯给他的 Apparently, Angus had given it to him.
我妈妈和斯坦利在这里 My mom and Stanley are here.
莉迪亚告诉我了 Lydia told me.
我可能会被开除吧 I think I'm going to get kicked out.
那我就只能去军校了 That means military school.
安格斯知道他不应该去看望他的父亲 Angus knows he's not supposed to visit his father.
他父亲得了精神病 He suffers from debilitating mental illness.
偏执型精神分裂症 早发性痴呆 Paranoid schizophrenia, early-onset dementia.
安格斯的到访让他有了期待 And Angus's visit created an expectation.
现在汤姆想回家 但是那... Now Tom wants to come home, which is...
显然是不可能的 clearly impossible.
他们已经尝试跟他沟通了 但是他… They tried to tell him, and he just...
他变得很暴力 甚至袭击了一个执勤的人 He got violent. He tried to brain one of the orderlies
就是用这个该死的东西 with this goddamned thing.
你们都知道这个男孩不服管教 You people know the boy has a discipline problem.
现在克洛特费尔特家族希望将安格斯从这里退学 Paul, the Clotfelters want to withdraw Angus from Barton
并让他入读福克联盟军事学院 and enroll him at Fork Union Military Academy.
这样才能彻底纠正他的错误 Set him straight once and for all.
如果不参军 他可能会做出更出格的事情 He could do a lot worse than a career in the military.
斯坦利 Stanley.
听着 安格斯在很多事情上都跟我对着来 Look, Angus has defied me lots of times
也包括这件事 about a lot of things, including this.
所以 无论他是怎么让你心软的 So, however he manipulated your sympathies
还是戏弄了你 你可以实话实说的 or slipped the leash, just tell us.
这是我的主意 It was my idea.
他从来没有骗过我 No, uh, uh, he didn't, uh, trick me or slip the leash.
是我带他去见他父亲的 No, I took him to see his father.
事实上 我说服了他这样做 In fact, I convinced him to do so.
这是我们家的事情 This is a family matter,
你无权干涉 and you had no right to interfere.
- 我他妈的不在乎 - 什么 - I don't give a shit. - What?
- 汉纳姆 - 我说我他妈的不在乎 - Hunham. - I said I don't give a shit.
你们两个人当时在哪里 You two were unreachable.
圣诞节留他一个人 He was all alone at Christmas.
我想这孩子应该见见他的父亲 I thought the kid should see his father.
你明白你都做了什么吗 Do you understand what you've done?
我现在必须带走汤姆 I have to move Tom now.
你知道根本找不到可以接纳他的学校 It was hard even finding a facility that would take him,
但是我现在不得不这样 and now I have to move him.
这确实很难过 And that is deeply unfortunate,
但是你们为什么一定要对这个男孩儿做这样的事情 but why compound the misery by ruining the boy?
我刚刚和他一起度过了充实的两周 I have just spent two solid weeks with him.
当然 他很令人讨厌的 但他也很聪明 He is a pain in the ass, sure, but he's also very smart.
我不知道该用什么词 但=但是他就是很机智 Brilliant, I don't know, but very smart.
你肯定也知道的 You must know that.
他有巨大的潜力 He's got enormous potential.
如果你现在让他退学 你会毁了他的 It would be devastating if you pulled him out now.
汉纳姆 你这是自己惹的祸 怪不得我 You did this to yourself, Hunham, not me.
我希望你记住这一点 I want you to remember that.
哈迪 我从你还是个孩子的时候就认识你了 Hardy, I have known you since you were a boy,
所以我有足够的立场来证明 so I think I have the requisite experience
你真的是没救了 换句话说 你简直就是直立行走的 and insight to aver that you are and always have been
阴茎癌组织 penis cancer in human form.
这只眼 It's this one.
你应该看这里 This is the one you should look at.
安格斯 请进 Angus, step inside, please.
- 哦 - 你好 - Oh. - Hello.
你好 Hello.
怎么没来吃早饭 I missed you at breakfast.
我当时 呃…我很忙 I was, uh... I was busy.
所以你已经决定好要去哪里了吗 So did you decide where you're going to go?
还在想 Yes and no.
嗯 首先 我要把我的东西藏在 Um, first, I'm going to stash my stuff
锡拉丘兹的一个朋友家里 然后... at a friend's in Syracuse, and then...
我也不知道 I don't know.
也许先从迦太基开始吧 Maybe I'll start in Carthage.
我就希望你会这么说 I was hoping you were going to say that.
为你的专著准备的 For your monograph.
我不懂 玛丽 I don't know, Mary.
这里有很多空白页 There's a lot of empty pages in here.
那就是你要思考的问题了 Yeah, well, that's your problem, man.
你要做的就是 All you got to do
一个字一个字地写满 is write one word after another.
没那么难吧 Can't be that hard, can it?
你呢 What about you?
什么我呢 What about me what?
哦 不 我哪儿也不去 Oh, no, I'm not going anywhere. Mm-mm.
我不像你 我喜欢有一份工作 I'm not like you. I like having a job.
另外 我还在赞供孩子上大学的钱呢 Plus, I'm saving up for college.
我姐姐的孩子 My sister's baby.
佩妮怎么说的 What is the word from Penny?
- 佩吉 - 佩吉 - Peggy. - Peggy.
只是如果是男孩的话... Only that if it's a boy...
...他的中间名就是柯蒂斯 ...his middle name is going to be Curtis.
听说他因为吃大粪而被开除了 I heard he got booted for eating feces.
什么 What?
他肯定是在更衣室被抓到了 Apparently he got caught in the locker room.
他把手伸进马桶里 偷走了大便 Hand in the commode, burgling turds.
我听到的可不是这个 That's not what I heard.
你听到了什么 What did you hear?
没关系 Doesn't matter.
反正他已经是过去了 Either way, he's history.
教历史的现在变成历史了 Fucker taught history, now is history.
对吧 塔利 Right, Tully?
你好 Hi.
哦 你好 Oh, hi.
呃... Look, uh...
我不知道你对我妈妈和斯坦利说了什么 I don't know what you said to my mom and Stanley,
还有伍德鲁普 但是… Woodrup, but...
我现在不会被开除了 all I know is I'm not getting kicked out
但是你被解雇了 and, uh, you got fired.
嗯 我只是说了实话 Well, I just told the truth.
大多数的吧 Mostly.
巴顿人 Barton man.
第五节课上课了 Fifth period.
不过是节体育课 You know, it's, uh... it's only PE.
我可以翘掉 Maybe I could skip.
我们可以去镇里 We could head over to The Winning Ticket.
吃个汉堡喝杯啤酒 Grab a burger and a beer.
你想要的啤酒香槟是吧 Ah. Miller High Life, no doubt.
你是喝不到誓不罢休 You never give up, do you?
我想既然已经被解雇了 Well, they already fired you, so I figured
值得一试 it was worth a shot.
你的逻辑很完美 但是不行 Your logic is flawless, but, uh, no.
抬起头 好吗 Keep your head up, all right?
你不应该低着头 You can do this.
你也是 Yeah, I was gonna tell you the same thing.
再见 See ya.
再见了 See ya.
♪ 哭泣 ♪ ♪ Crying ♪
♪ 眼泪对谁都没有好处 ♪ ♪ Crying never did nobody no good no how ♪
♪ 所以我从不 ♪ ♪ That's why I ♪
♪ 落泪 ♪ ♪ I don't cry ♪
♪ 所以我从不 ♪ ♪ That's why I ♪
♪落泪 ♪ ♪ I don't cry ♪
♪ 大笑吧 ♪ ♪ Laughing ♪
♪ 它有时会给人带来好的影响 ♪ ♪ Laughing sometimes does somebody some good somehow ♪
♪ 所以我 ♪ ♪ That's why I ♪
♪ 现在总是大笑 ♪ ♪ I'm laughing now ♪
♪ 所以我 ♪ ♪ That's why I ♪
♪ 现在总是大笑 ♪ ♪ I'm laughing now ♪
♪ 去爱吧 ♪ ♪ Loving ♪
♪ 但是爱从未 ♪ ♪ Loving never did me ♪
♪ 给予我 ♪ ♪ No good no how ♪
♪ 半点儿好处 ♪ ♪ No how ♪
♪ 所以我 ♪ ♪ That's why I ♪
♪ 现在无法爱你 ♪ ♪ Can't love you now ♪
♪ 所以我 ♪ ♪ That's why I ♪
♪ 现在无法爱你 ♪ ♪ Can't love you now ♪
♪ 谎言 ♪ ♪ Lying ♪
♪ 说谎对任何人都没有好处 ♪ ♪ Lying never did nobody no good no how ♪
♪ 那为什么 ♪ ♪ No how ♪
♪ 为什么 ♪ ♪ So why am I ♪
♪ 现在言不由衷的人是我 ♪ ♪ Lying now? ♪
♪ 为什么 ♪ ♪ So why am I ♪
♪ 现在言不由衷的人是我 ♪ ♪ Lying now? ♪
翻译：霓虹狮子_