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（约翰：你好）
（米拉：你好）
（约翰：你在做什么？）
（米拉：在画画 你呢？）
（约翰：我看着一位美丽的女子 心里想着她可能就是我的真爱）
（米拉：天啊！真爱）
（约翰：有可能 但我怕我配不上她）
（米拉：你不试试怎么知道呢）
（约翰：你说得对 我要去和她谈谈）
不好意思 我这么说很疯狂 Excuse me, this may sound crazy,
我在房间的另一头忍不住看你 but I couldn't help but notice you from across the room.
-你好 -你好 -Hello. -Hi.
我喜欢你的味道 Love your smell.
-我给你带了点东西 -你给我带了什么？ -I brought you something. -What'd you get me?
我给你带了什么？ What'd I get you? What'd I get you?
我的最爱！ My favourite!
热带口味比经典口味好吃多了 Why eat regular when you can go Tropical?
是啊 热带口味 Yeah, Tropical.
好的 这是什么？你在画什么？ All right, what you got? What you been drawing?
还没画好 Not yet.
布米终于要变成蝴蝶了吗？ Is Bhoomi finally ready to become a butterfly?
不 她现在这样就很好 No. She's perfectly fine just as she is.
-别再试着改变她了 -好吧 -Stop trying to change her. -All right.
今晚去洛克茜咖啡馆？ So Roxy's tonight?
或者不如 Or I was thinking,
待在家里 我来做饭 怎么样？ how about we stay in and I can cook?
-不了吧 -你什么意思？ -No, thanks. -What do you mean?
宝贝 拜托 你以为经过上一回 我还会让你进厨房吗？ Baby, come on, you think I'll let you back in the kitchen after last time?
等等 那可是你妈妈的鲈鱼食谱 Wait a minute, that was your mom's branzino recipe.
-是你的最爱 -很难说那是什么菜 -Your favourite. -I don't know what that was.
再也不给你做饭了 Never cooking for you again.
那真是谢谢了 Thank you.
我得走了 I got to go.
-为什么？ -我得走了 -Why? -Gotta go.
-我要开会 -别走 -I got a meeting. -Don't go.
宝贝 你知道我会想你的 Babe, you know I'll be thinking about you.
我想给你看样东西 I wanna show you something.
我一直都知道你在这里 I knew you were here the whole time.
真是大逆转 你怎么会知道的？ Twist ending. How?
我能感觉到你 Well, I could feel you.
而且我能用眼睛看到倒影里的你 Also, I could see you in that reflection with my eyes.
天啊 我真帅 Damn, I look good!
-那只是画家的美化 -你很幸运 -Oh, that's just an artist's touch. -You're a lucky lady.
当然 晚点见？ I am. I'll see you later?
-我好爱你 -爱你 -Love you so much. -Love you.
-再见 -再见 -Bye. -Bye.
小心！ Hey, look out!
天啊！ Oh, my God!
快求救！ Get help!
（两年后）
我是你妹妹 照例每天打电话问问 Hey, it's your sister, doing my daily check-in.
今天怎么样？爸爸妈妈怎么样？ How's it going today? How's Mom and Dad?
想给我打个电话叙叙旧吗？ Wanna give me a call and catch up?
妈妈？ Ma?
还是苏西 你知道吗？ 你没回我电话 但没关系 Suzy again. You know what? You didn't call me back, but that's fine.
爸爸？ Papa?
你晚上跟爸爸妈妈在家里做什么？ What do you do with Mom and Dad at night there?
我只是好奇 I'm just curious.
你们会一起看《英国烘焙大赛》吗？ Do you guys hang out and watch British Bake Off?
我知道你还在伤心 I know you're still grieving,
但我想说 我真的很想你 but I just wanted to say I really miss you.
（米拉雷 顽固的毛毛虫布米 不需要茧）
又是我 苏西 Hey, it's Suzy again.
我喜欢你的新画作 就是有点黑暗 你不觉得吗？ Like the new drawings. Little dark, though. Don't you think?
（布米希望你不要再跟她聊蝴蝶了） Like the new drawings. Little dark, though. Don't you think?
也许你应该回到城里 回到我们的公寓里 Maybe you should come back to the city, to your room,
回到你那个空荡荡的房间里？ which is empty, in our apartment?
米拉 别这样 Mira, enough.
你知道我不善言辞 但约翰那么爱你 You know I'm not great with words, but John loved you.
他一定不想看到你这样困住自己 And I'm sure he would not wanna see you stuck like this.
（顽固的毛毛虫布米整天睡觉）
（毕竟一切都毫无意义）
爸爸妈妈想要回他们的房子！ Mom and Dad want their house back!
非要我过去接你吗？ Do I have to come and get you?
-再见 爸爸 -再见 孩子 -Bye, Papa. -Bye, beta.
-开车小心 -我会的 再见 妈妈 -Drive safely. -I will. Bye, Mom.
好 我没问题的 再见 Okay. I got it. Bye.
-再见 -再见 -Bye. -Bye.
-再见 妈 -再见 -See you, Mom. -Bye.
叫苏西回短信给爸妈 Tell Suzy she needs to text her parents back.
我会的 I will.
她来了！ She's here!
你竟然还在开约翰的卡车 I can't believe you're still driving John's truck.
车上还有他的味道 It still smells like him.
快来 Come here.
不 我在上面 No, I get the top.
-我比你强壮 -好吧 -I'm stronger than you. -Okay.
你回来了 我真的很高兴 I'm really happy you're doing this.
该死 Shit.
（比利 你在哪里？ 丽莎 你今天来开会吗？）
该死 Oh, shit.
（休斯 这是最后一根稻草了 你别想着开播客了）
（lizzzz_xox_刚分享了一个帖子）
（lizzzz_xox_ 介绍我的新男友！）
该死 Shit.
席琳迪翁？ Céline Dion?
就是… Like...
唱《我心永远》的那个席琳迪翁？ Like, "My Heart Still Goes On," that Céline Dion?
对你来说太商业化了 是吗？ Too commercial for you, is it, huh?
你要是能跟上现在的潮流 If you kept up with what the kids were saying,
就会知道席琳的浪潮早已重新掀起 you'd know we were in the middle of a Célinaissance.
连德雷克都说要把她的脸纹在身上 Drake is talking about getting a tattoo of her face.
-什么？你怎么知道的？ -看照片墙 -What? How do you know that? -Instagram.
我现在应该开始给报社做播客 I should be starting the podcast for the newspaper.
不 你应该走出我的办公室 No, what you should be doing is leaving my office
去采访席琳迪翁 to go work on Céline Dion.
你好像忘了 罗伯 Now, you seem to forget, Rob,
我是冒着很大的风险聘请你的 英国同胞 that I've taken a big chance hiring you, fellow Brit.
但自从你被那个女人公开羞辱… But ever since you were publicly humiliated by that woman--
伊丽莎白 Elizabeth.
自从你在婚礼前几天 Ever since Elizabeth dropped you like a stone
被伊丽莎白狠狠甩开 你的作品就缺乏真心 just days before your wedding, well, your work has lacked heart.
席琳迪翁最大的特点 就在于她的真心 好吗？ Céline Dion is all about heart. Okay?
人人都崇拜她 我也崇拜她 People adore her. I adore her.
所以快点干活 不然我就找别人去 So get onboard, or I'll find someone who will.
“S A D” 悲伤 S-A-D, sad.
-你在开玩笑吗？ -闭嘴 -Are you joking? -Shut up.
我只能找到这个词 It was the only one I could find.
才五个 我要输了 It's just five. I'm gonna lose this game.
（伯纳德：回头见） It's just five. I'm gonna lose this game.
伯纳德回信了 Bernard wrote back.
伯纳德又有机会了？ Bernard's back in the picture, huh?
还不确定 Not quite sure.
但他写了“回头见 点点点” But he wrote, "See you soon, dot, dot, dot."
还带眨眼的笑脸 说明他想见我 With a winky smiley. Means he wants to see me.
我说不好 听起来他会放鸽子 I don't know about that. Sounds like a blow-off to me.
什么？不是 眨眼的笑脸 What? No. Winky smiley.
比普通的笑脸更有意义 That's, like, way more, like, meaningful than, like, a regular smiley.
你知道什么最荒唐吗 苏西？ You know what's crazy, Suzy?
我们的父母拼命工作供我们上大学 Our parents worked their asses off to send us to college,
我们却在这里解读眨眼的微笑 and here we are, decoding the winky in a smiley.
给女士们 两份米拉 三成熟 Here you are, ladies. Two Miras, medium rare.
等等 米拉是什么？ Wait, what is a Mira?
就是夹薯条的汉堡 When they put the fries inside the burger.
莫 你用我的名字给汉堡命名？ Mo, you named a burger after me?
当然 Of course.
我用我最喜欢的顾客的名字 给汉堡命名 I name burgers after all my favourite customers.
见到你真好 天啊 我真想念你 It's good to see you. God, I missed you around here.
至于你呢 我不太想 You, not so much.
你还好吗？ How you holding up?
-你知道的 -对 -You know. -Yeah.
慢慢来吧 Takes a long time.
是的 我想我还需要很久 Yeah. I still have a ways to go, I think.
你不必着急 Well, you know, there's no clock.
天知道 我… God knows, I...
每天都想念洛克茜 I still miss Roxy every day.
你怎么应对的 莫？ How do you deal with it, Mo?
倒一杯酒 坐下来吃晚餐 Pour a glass of wine, sit down for dinner,
跟她说说我今天过得如何 and tell her about my day.
虽然她不在了 但不代表我不能对她倾诉我的感觉 Just because she's gone doesn't mean I can't still tell her about my feelings.
冰会变厚 The ice, it thickens.
总有一天 它会支撑你的体重 Someday, it'll support your weight.
我保证 I promise.
我重新站起来 ...strong again somehow
再也不浪费时间 And I never wasted any of my time
在你身上 On you since then
但若我这样轻抚你 But if I touch you like this
若你那样亲吻我 And if you kiss me like that
那是很久以前的事 却又再涌上心头 It was so long ago But it's all coming back--
有什么要帮忙的 丽莎？ Is there something I can help you with, Lisa?
你走运了 我超爱席琳 You're lucky. I love Céline.
休斯说你得拿一部 Hughes wanted to make sure you got one of these.
不用了 我有手机 No. I have a phone.
那是你的私人手机 No, you have a personal phone.
这是工作手机 由新的公司霸王发放 This is a work phone, issued by our new corporate overlords.
我不想多用一部手机 I don't wanna deal with another phone.
我拿了手机！你也拿去 由不得你选 I took the phone! Take the phone. It's not a choice.
你呢？ And you?
-好吧 -对 小心点 -Fine, fine. -Yeah. Be careful.
有传闻说休斯在监控我们的工作手机 There's a rumour Hughes is tracking everything we say and do on that.
-什么？ -听着 -What? -Hey.
你什么时候给杰西卡发短信？ When are you going to text Jessica?
我跟她说好你会发的 让人家等着你 很没礼貌 I told her you would. It's kind of rude to keep her waiting.
-我说过了 我不想约会 -为什么？ -I told you, I'm not looking to date. -Why not?
你现在处于生理巅峰 You're, like, peaking physically.
等你身子走下坡路的时候 你更不想去约会了 You don't wanna be out there when you're on the decline.
她说得对 让我帮你牵线吧 Yeah, she's right. You know, just let me set you up.
-你甚至不用约会软件了 -爱情不是真实的 那… -You're not even on the apps anymore. -Love isn't real. It--
不过是一堆费洛蒙 最终总会消退 It's just a bunch of pheromones that wear off.
然后你的心被掏出 Then you get your heart ripped out,
被涂上漂白剂 被踩在脚下 covered in bleach, stomped on,
在朋友和家人面前被火烧 set on fire in front of your friends and your family and...
亲爱的 你为什么把这些东西 放在卡车上？ Hey, boo. Any reason you left these things out in the truck?
（约翰）
是他妈妈给我的 Well, his mom gave them to me.
我没打开过 I just never opened it.
什么？等等 不行 苏西 What? Wait. No. Suzy.
拜托 已经过去两年了 Come on, it's been two years.
如果你不是我姐姐 我可能会说“姑娘 别激动” If you weren't my sister, I'd probably be like, "Easy there, girl,"
但我完全理解 but, nah, I totally get it.
《俄耳甫斯与欧律狄刻》？ Orpheus and Eurydice?
他以前经常放给我听 He used to play that for me all the time,
说他愿意为我赴汤蹈火 在所不辞 said that he'd go to hell and back for me.
这就是那部歌剧的主题 That's what the opera's about.
天啊 他真好 Oh, God. He was the best.
他没机会求婚 He never got the chance.
好吧 我说不好 我感觉这样不太健康？ Okay. This, I don't know, feels a little unhealthy, maybe?
有什么问题？ What's wrong with it?
我只是穿上了死去男友的衬衫 I'm just wearing my dead boyfriend's shirt
戴上他没来得及给我的订婚戒指 and the engagement ring he never got to give me.
过来 Come here.
好 Okay.
你好 约翰 Hey, John.
这太奇怪了 天啊 This is just weird. God.
靠过去 他得分了！ Leans in and he scores!
-尼克斯队还差两分 -太好了 -Knicks within two. -Yes.
约翰 Hey, John...
我好想你 I miss you so much.
越过巴雷特 不！ Over Barrett. No!
太好了！加油 Yes! Come on.
好！ Yes!
什么？ What?
怎么回事？ What the hell?
（我的心破碎不堪 痛楚深藏于身）
（我把它压下去 但它一直如鲠在喉 在我的心里 我讨厌它）
（我们应该在一起）
找到兰德尔 --find Randle.
-兰德尔 -不！ -Randle... -No!
-尼克斯队今晚伤透了心 -怎么这样 -A heartbreaker for the Knicks tonight. -Come on.
（917-167-5309 我每天醒来都会想你）
（把手臂伸到床上空着的地方）
（那是你本该睡在我旁边的位置）
-对不起 -对不起 -Sorry. -Sorry.
有意思 Interesting.
她在用叶子擦眼泪吗？ Is she using the leaf to blot her tears?
给她画纸巾会很奇怪 Well, it would be weird to give her a tissue.
听着 米拉 Look, Mira.
我们这里制作的是儿童书籍 We make children's books here.
孩子们 记得吗？ Children. Remember them?
那些小矮人喜欢看着鲜艳的图片发笑 Little people who like to look at bright pictures and laugh.
也许最好让他们做好准备 Well, maybe it's better to prepare them.
生活难免会粉碎他们的希望和梦想 That life will inevitably crush their hopes and dreams.
虽然说不要给创作者压力 They tell us not to pressure creatives.
但已经过了两年 我想我可以给你加一点压力了 But after two years, I think I'm allowed to put a little on you.
莫莉 你能进来一下吗？ Molly, could you come in here, please?
什么事 瓦伦丁女士？ Yes, Ms. Valentine?
米拉 这是莫莉 Mira, this is Molly.
-你好 -我是你的粉丝 -Hi. -Big fan.
莫莉是纽约大学的带薪实习生 Molly's a paid intern from NYU.
拿奖学金的孩子 Scholarship kid.
由单亲妈妈抚养长大 Raised by a single mom.
太棒了 That's amazing.
如果你不解决这个问题 交出一些我们能出版的东西 She'll lose her job if you don't figure this out
她就会失去工作 and turn in something we can publish.
我还要起诉你支取定金 And I'll have to sue for your advance as well.
谢谢你 莫莉 Thank you, Molly.
（席琳）
（917-167-5309 我知道这样联系你很疯狂）
（但其他人都理解不了）
负心汉 Player.
你好 Hey.
丽莎 Lisa.
你想谈谈吗？ Do you wanna talk?
私下谈？ Maybe somewhere private?
好 Okay.
首先 我想说我受宠若惊 真的 Look, first of all, I want to say I'm flattered, really.
跟别人分享自己的感受 需要很大的勇气 It takes a lot of guts to share your feelings with someone and...
什么？ What?
听着 Hey...
“我知道这样联系你很疯狂” "It's crazy to reach out like this"?
“我们应该在一起” "We should be together."
天啊 好恶心 Oh, my God. Gross.
罗伯 你可以当我爸爸了 Rob, you could be, like, my dad.
我才35岁 I'm, like, 35. I'm 35.
不比你大多少 Not much older than you are.
我很酷 I'm pretty cool.
随便吧 我只是想… Yeah, whatever. I just thought--
-你没给我发短信？ -什么短信？ -You didn't send me a text? -What text?
不可能 我不会那样调情 我的招数高明多了 No way. I don't flirt like that. I'm, like, good at it.
我觉得写得很好 I think they're nice.
（我一直闻你的衬衫 气味开始消散了）
（感觉我又一次失去了你）
天啊 真是太悲伤了 Whoa, that's super sad.
是谁给我发这些短信？ Who is sending me these texts?
有人在钓你 Someone's smishing you.
是网络钓鱼 通过短信 Phishing, but by text.
首先他们引你上钩 然后要你的信用卡号码 First, they lure you in, then they ask for your credit card number.
-删掉吧 -好 -Delete it. -Yeah.
席琳 你现在可以说 比你出道的时候更受欢迎 Céline, you're arguably more popular today than when you started.
你认为你是如何保持 乐坛常青树的地位呢？ How do you think you've managed to stay relevant for so long?
问得好 What a question.
作为中年男性记者 Do you ever stop and ask yourself
你是否曾扪心自问 为什么人们继续读你的作品？ why people continue to read your work as a middle-aged male journalist?
也许是因为优秀的作品 永不过时 是吧？ Maybe it's because if the work is good, it's timeless. Yeah?
迪翁小姐 Miss Dion,
你上次在美国巡演 已经是十多年前的事了 it's been over a decade since you've toured in the States.
我很好奇 为什么现在再开一次？ I'm curious. Why now?
这五年来我过得很辛苦 For five years, it's been tough.
我抚养孩子们成长 而他们失去了父亲 Raising my children after the loss of their father,
也是我一生的挚爱 我的丈夫 雷内 the love of my life, my husband, Réne.
与此同时 And at the same time,
我不想只是坐在那里难过 I didn't want to just sit around and be sad.
所以我决定踏上旅程 做我热爱的事 So I decided to hit the road and do what I love.
（917-167-5309 心不在焉时 时间过得真慢） So I decided to hit the road and do what I love.
可不是嘛 Tell me about it.
什么？ What was that?
没什么 我只是在回短信 Nothing. Just-- I was responding to a text.
-抱歉 -没事 -Sorry. -Cool.
如果我让你觉得无聊 你可以和朋友们聊聊 Feel free to talk with friends if I'm boring you.
不 不是的 No, no, no, it wasn't-- I mean...
这个算不上是朋友 I wouldn't say it was a friend.
（如果现在能和你赤身裸体在一起 我愿意付出一切）
你有问题要问我吗？ Do you have a question for me?
有 当然 Yes. Yeah, yeah. Sure.
迪翁小姐 Miss Dion...
席琳 你唱了很多关于爱的歌 Céline, you sing a lot about love, obviously.
比如在《就是这样》里 你唱道 For example, in "That's the Way It Is," you say:
“当你准备好出发 但内心充满疑惑 "When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt,
不要放弃你的信仰 爱会降临在相信它的人身上” don't give up on your faith, love comes to those that believe it."
但在《当我坠入爱河》里 But in "When I Fall in Love,"
你唱道：“在这样不安定的世界里 爱情在开始之前 you say, "In a restless world like this, love is ended...
就结束了” before it's begun."
问题是什么？ What's the question?
你真的相信你唱的那些内容吗？ Well, do you really believe in all these things you sing?
你显然对它一无所知 You obviously know nothing about it.
对什么？ What?
爱 Love.
席琳 你要带孩子们去巡演吗？ Céline, are you taking your children on tour with you?
你在给谁发短信？ Who are you texting?
没有谁 No one.
是你昨晚发短信的 那位“没有谁”吗？ This the same "no one" that you were texting last night?
是的 Yes, actually.
但相信我 完全不是你想的那样 But trust me, it's totally not what you think.
米拉 重新回归情场 Mira, there is nothing wrong
没什么不对的 with putting yourself back out there again.
天啊 别说了 我都不知道该从何说起 Oh, my God, stop, please, I wouldn't even know where to start.
你能这么说真是太好了 Well, it's kind of amazing that you say that
因为你妹妹 超爱你 because your sister, who loves you,
超级棒 支持你的妹妹 who's kind of awesome and got your back,
可能已经给你注册交友软件了 might have already started you on an app.
抱歉 什么？ Sorry, what?
-我讨厌那些软件！ -我知道 -I hate apps! -I know. I know.
交友软件最糟糕了 但是 They're the worst. But...
你很漂亮 很年轻 还有大好人生等着你 you're beautiful, young, and have your whole life ahead of you.
你不能放弃约会 You're not allowed to give up on dating.
你就随便看一下嘛 So just take a look.
什么？不行 我还没准备好 What? No, no. I'm not ready for this.
（莱恩 26岁）
（伊森 26岁）
（达米安 33岁）
为什么每个男人都光着膀子？ Okay, why is every guy shirtless?
我才不会跟这些男人说话 I wouldn't talk to any of these.
但你不用管 因为这个软件是Bumble But you don't have to worry because it's Bumble.
女生才能主动出击 So the woman makes the first move.
你觉得如何？ What? What do you think?
不行吗？那这个呢？ No? What about this guy?
好 我们稍微向右滑一下 Okay. So we do a little right swipe.
-我没叫你滑 -等等 停 -Didn't tell you to swipe. -Wait. Stop.
第一个就匹配上 你怎么会这样？ It's a match on your first one. Who even are you?
拜托 这是好兆头 Come on, that is such a sign.
所以我们只要稍微打个招呼 So we just do a little "hey"
-看看他… -别给他发信息 -to see what he-- -Don't text him.
-停下 -你给他发信息了？ -Stop. -You texted him?
是的 天啊 他回信了 Yes. Oh, my God, he's texting back.
（不错的照片）
“不错的照片” "Nice pic."
（你想去喝一杯吗？）
-“你想去喝一杯吗？” -不 -"Do you wanna go for a drink?" -No.
-好 太棒了！ -不 -Yes. It's amazing! -No.
听着 就当是为了我 你的妹妹 Look, just do it for me, your sister,
我非常非常爱你 who loves you so, so, so much.
-你开心 我就开心 -闭嘴 -Your happiness is my happiness. -Shut up.
-就喝一杯 -你要去吗？ -One drink. -You're gonna go?
-如果能让你闭嘴的话 -我保证 -If you shut up. -I promise.
就喝一杯 One drink.
-太主动了 -我知道 -So aggressive. -I know.
（纽约纪事报）
你好 罗伯 Hi, Rob.
你一直在看手机 还在收到那些压抑的短信吗？ You're checking that phone a lot. Still getting those depressing texts?
-什么？ -丽莎告诉我的 -What? -Lisa told me.
你知道吗？我觉得听起来 并不像骗子 Know what? I don't think it sounds like a scammer at all.
真的吗？ Really?
更像是精神病跟踪狂 It sounds more like a psychotic stalker.
或者只是一个迷茫的老太太 Or just a really confused old lady.
不相信我吗？回短信吧 Don't believe me? Text them back.
我做不到 那些内容太私人了 I couldn't do that. They're too personal.
不管是谁发的 我都不想让对方难堪 Wouldn't want to embarrass whoever this was.
神经病奶奶又发来了？ Has psychotic grandma sent another one?
“猜猜谁今晚要去那个 糟糕的嬉皮士酒吧兰德兹？ "Guess who's going to that awful hipster bar Rendez tonight?
请别批评我 我已经觉得很内疚了 Please don't judge, I already feel so guilty.
而且我绝对没准备好 And I'm definitely not ready.
但我想如果我不强迫自己 我永远都不会准备好” But I guess if I don't force myself, I'll never be."
那是个很棒的酒吧 我知道 也是很好的搭讪地点 Great bar. I know that. Good pick-up spot.
-我要去 -什么？去哪里？ -I'm going. -What? Where?
为什么？ Why?
你现在就要去？为什么？ You're going now? Why?
你总是让我出去约会 You're always telling me to get back out there.
对 确实 Yeah, no, this is true,
但这些短信是一个陌生人发的 but these are texts from a literal stranger.
是的 但这些短信让我很有感觉 Yeah, but they speak to me.
有感觉？ They speak to you?
不 你在做什么 罗伯？ 你说的话像疯了一样 No. What are you doing, Rob? You sound like an insane person right now.
我只是想找出 发这些短信的人 好吗？ Look, I just need to put a face to these texts, okay?
就这样 That's all.
你会跟他一起去吧？ You're gonna go with him, right?
对 好吧 谢谢 Yeah, right, okay. Thanks.
你觉得这样健康吗？ Do you think this is healthy?
你要怎么找出那个人？ How are you gonna know if it's even them or not?
我不知道 I have no idea.
-你可以的 -好计划 -You got this. -Cool plan.
你可以的 你现在美极了 You've got it. You look gorgeous.
-我感觉到了 -我不知道我行不行 -I'm feeling you. -Don't know if I can do it.
-你可以的 只是喝一杯而已 -苏西 -You can, it's just a drink. -Suzy.
别这样 你放心进去 好吗？ Come on. No, no, no. You go in there, okay?
要是他不行 你发短信给我 我会打给你 He's a dud, you text me, I'll call you,
我们就说家里有急事 没问题的 we'll just say there's a family emergency. No problem.
-手机别关机 全程开着 -我发誓不关机 -Keep your phone on. The whole time. -Swear to God.
一整晚 拉钩说好了 All night. Pinky swear.
我能行 好的 我去了 I got it. Okay. I'll do it.
米拉 Mira.
我知道 I know.
你知道我把约翰当成亲兄弟吧？ Hey. Listen, you know I loved John like a brother, right?
我这么说是满怀爱意 Okay, so I'm saying this with the hugest amount of love
和尊重 and the greatest amount of respect.
今晚这个人不一定要是你的灵魂伴侣 This guy tonight doesn't have to be your soulmate.
你不一定要喜欢他 You don't have to like him.
如果身材好 If the body's good,
你就进去 享享艳福 you go in there, you get the D.
不会发生这种事的 There's not gonna be any getting of any D.
相信我 你需要男人的身体 Trust me, you need the D.
你说得好像我缺乏维生素一样 You make it sound like a vitamin deficiency.
是的 你就是缺乏维生素D 快点进去吧 Yeah, you do. Vitamin D deficiency. Come on, go get in there.
别问那些“你选择什么”的问题 Hey, none of those "Would you rather" questions.
-我了解你 -大家都喜欢我问“你选择什么” -I know you. -Everyone loves my questions.
没人喜欢你的问题 Nobody loves your questions.
快点 你可以的！ Come on. You got this. You got this!
好的 Okay, okay.
米拉可以的 她很美 Mira's got it. She's looking fly.
好吧 Yeah, okay.
真恶心 Gross.
这玩意就像是跟奶酪酱一样的音乐 This shit is like the musical equivalent of Cheez Whiz.
罗伯 你看那个人 别盯着看 就这么看 Rob, check out that guy there. Don't look, but look.
别盯着 Don't...
-如何？ -什么意思？ -Yeah? -What do you mean?
也许他是给你发短信的人 Maybe he is your texter.
你不是说是某个神经病老奶奶？ You said they were from some psycho granny?
或者是一个敏感的银狐 Or a sensitive silver fox.
他的眼睛超级善良 He has super kind eyes.
-你想去跟他聊聊吗？ -你为什么要侮辱我 罗伯？ -Would you like to go talk to him? -Why would you insult me, Rob?
我是来支持你的 兄弟 不是别人 I'm here for you, buddy. Nobody else.
你怎么能这么说我 罗伯？ How could you say that to me, Rob?
什么？ What?
等等 Wait, wait.
-我好像见过她 -好吧 -I think I've seen her before. -Okay, cool.
-米拉 -是 你好 -Mira. -Yes. Hi.
你好 Hi.
请坐 Please.
再来一杯瘦玛格丽特 Another skinny marg.
大家都以为私教只练身材 Everyone thinks personal training is all about the body.
但是如果没有大脑 你也做不了 But you can't do 400 weighted squats...
400个重量深蹲 without a brain.
这么说 Well...
没有大脑真的什么都做不了 You really can't do anything without a brain.
你懂的 You get it.
两杯坎特一号马丁尼 Two Ketel One martinis.
那边那位先生请的 Compliments of the gentleman over there.
你能去和他谈谈吗？ Would you go talk to him already?
罗伯 别这样！ Rob, stop!
我马上回来 I will be two minutes.
我喜欢这首歌 I like this song.
低音很紧凑 Tight bassline.
抱歉等一下 Sorry, one second.
（苏西：？）
（苏西：快拿下！）
-没事吧？ -我要把手机调成静音 -All good over there? -Gonna put my phone on silent.
我有个问题要问你 I have a question for you.
沉默又无法控制的屁 Would you rather live your entire life with...
和大声又无法控制的喷嚏 silent but uncontrollable gas,
你会选择忍受哪一个？ or loud, uncontrollable sneezes?
都不要 Neither.
选一个吧 否则你两个都要忍受 Just pick one. Or you get both.
别说了 Stop it.
压力太大了 It's too much pressure.
我拿到了他的号码 I have his number.
解锁你的手机 Unlock your phone.
我们来核对一下号码 确保不是他给你发短信 Let's just check into the numbers and make sure this guy is not your texter.
的确不是 And it is not.
感谢上帝 因为等会我们要好好享受 Praise be, because we are totally gonna smash later.
-很好 -对 -Good. -Yeah.
-我去一下厕所 -好 -The boys' room. -Yeah.
天啊 Oh, my...
等等 Wait.
（我想我的约会对象 可能去厕所做俯卧撑了）
（太痛苦了！）
-可能是她 -真的吗？ -It might be her. -Really?
-因为她在玩手机？ -对 -Because she's on her phone? -Yeah.
他也在发短信 酒保也在发短信 He's texting. The barperson's texting.
谁都有可能 你为什么觉得是她？ Could be anybody. Why do you think it's her?
那个人看起来像是 做了太多俯卧撑的人吗？ Does that guy look like he does too many push-ups?
不 不算做太多 次数刚刚好 No, that's not too many push-ups. It's the perfect amount of push-ups.
她跟他在一起不开心 She's not having a good time with him.
对 她不开心 No, no, no, she is not.
她很难过 幸好有你在 She is so miserable and so lucky you're here.
他们要走了 They're leaving.
我敢说我能卧推你 I bet I could bench-press you.
你知道吗 罗伯？ You know what, Rob?
今晚并不是完全的失败 This night is not a total loss, you know?
因为 Because...
我有艳遇了 I'm gonna get laid.
要不我们慢慢来？ Maybe we just take it a little slower?
-好 -好吗？ -Yeah. -Yeah?
-当然没问题 -好的 -Sure. No problem. -Okay. Okay.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
我在放慢速度 I'm going slower.
我不是那个意思 Well, that's not what I meant.
等等 我们不在你家做爱吗？ Wait, are we not gonna have sex at your place?
不！我什么时候说过？ No! When did I say that?
我是不是让你误会了？ Did I give you mixed signals or something?
没有 你要是早点告诉我就好了 No, it's fine. I just wish you would've told me sooner.
好吧 Okay.
你现在是在找另一个约会对象吗？ Are you looking for another date right now?
是的 Yeah. Yeah.
因为你不想做爱 而我得消耗卡路里 Because you don't want to have sex and I have to burn off these calories.
-刚才的饮料富含碳水化合物 -听着 下车 -Those drinks had a lot of carbs. -Know what? Get out.
-下车 快点 -好 -Get out. Now, now, now. -Okay. Okay.
滚去跑步 消耗掉那些碳水化合物！ Take a fucking run. It'll burn off those carbs!
（917-167-5309 以前我觉得世界上只有我们两个人）
（我们爱到几乎是飘离地面）
（我怀念那种感觉）
我也是 I miss it too.
-准备好了吗？ -好了 -Ready? -Yeah.
走吧 Let's go.
我是《纽约纪事报》的 罗伯伯恩斯 幸会 Rob Burns, New York Chronicle. Nice to meet you.
对 没礼貌的发短信男 Yeah. The rude texter.
就是我 That's me.
让我看看你的手 Let me see your hands.
-我的手吗？ -拜托 -These? -Please.
过来 把手给我 Come over and give me your hands.
奇怪 你的手很有男子气概 Strange. You have very manly hands.
-但你的行为却像个小男生一样 -什么？ -And yet, you act like a little boy. -What?
-我才不像小男生 -我问你一个问题 -I don't act like a little boy. -Let me ask you a question.
-我要你老实回答 -好 -And I want you to be totally honest. -Okay.
你喜欢我的音乐吗？ Are you a fan of my music?
-喜欢 -说谎 -Yes. -Liar.
-为什么你这么说？ -因为你根本不会听 -Why do you say that? -You don't know how to hear it.
无意冒犯 No offence...
席琳 Céline.
我觉得我能理解这样的歌词 I think I can grasp lyrics like...
“如果我听到你的呼吸 我就能长出翅膀飞翔” "If I hear you breathe, I get wings to fly."
有人让你有过这种感觉吗？ Has anyone ever made you feel like that?
你有让别人有过这种感觉吗？ Have you ever made someone else feel like that?
有吧？ You have, haven't you?
我看出来了 I see it.
我曾经觉得有 I thought so.
就在不久前 但是… A while back, but...
最终分开了 It didn't work out.
从那以后你就被困住了？ And you've been stuck ever since?
你怎么知道的？ How'd you know that?
因为你看着就像一条二手内裤 Because you have the presence of a pair of used underwear.
坐直一点 Sit up straight. Sit up straight.
拜托 老兄 你和席琳迪翁在一起呢！ Come on, man, you're with Céline Dion!
-好吧 -好的 内裤先生 -Okay. -Okay, Mr. Underwear.
你现在有喜欢的人吗？ Do you have someone in your life right now?
我可能对一个从未谋面的人 产生了感情 I think I might have feelings for someone I've never met.
你比看起来的有趣多了 继续说 You are more interesting than you look. Go on.
（彩虹糖 热带口味）
该死 Oh, shit.
我觉得我通过这些短信认识了她 I feel like I got to know her through these texts.
也许我只是在自欺欺人 You know, maybe I'm just fooling myself.
你收到的这些短信说明了一些事 These texts you're receiving are saying something.
这样的事不会无缘无故发生 Things like this don't just happen.
你应该主动追求 You need to pursue this.
真的吗？ Really?
你不觉得这样爱上别人很疯狂吗？ You don't think it's crazy to fall for someone like this?
也许是很疯狂 但爱情并不总是循规蹈矩的 Oh, it might be crazy. But love doesn't always follow the rules.
以我的情况为例 Take my situation, for example.
在我的整个职业生涯中 雷内一直是我的经纪人 René had always been my manager my entire career.
但我从未对他有别的感情 But I never thought of him in that way...
直到有一晚在都柏林 until one night in Dublin.
在都柏林发生了什么？ What happened in Dublin?
我们去那儿参加欧洲歌唱大赛 We were there for the Eurovision song contest,
在决赛前一晚 and it was the night before finals.
我准备回酒店好好睡一觉 I was about to go to my hotel room and get a good night's sleep.
雷内向我道了晚安 还像往常一样 And René wished me good night and gave me a kiss on each cheek,
亲了我的脸颊 like he always did.
但那天晚上 他在我的嘴唇上稍微停了一下 But on that night, he stopped ever so briefly at my lips...
给了我最温柔、最甜蜜的一吻 and gave me the softest, sweetest little peck.
在那一刻 And at that moment...
嘴唇上的一吻解答了 that kiss on the lips was the answer to everything
我内心深处的所有感受 that I was feeling deep down inside of me.
就好像那个吻解锁了 我们心中的一个秘密 It was as if that kiss had unlocked a secret that had been in our hearts.
我是他的 I was his.
他是我的 And he was mine.
爱情对每个人都有安排 Love has a plan for each and every one of us.
我想这些短信也是对你的安排 I think these texts are part of the plan for you.
时间到了 Time's up.
我们的访谈还没做呢 We didn't get to the interview.
等你成为男人了再找我 我们可以再安排一次 Come back to me as a man and we can try again.
-我已经35岁了 -那你还有时间 -Yeah, I'm 35. -Then you still have time.
爱需要勇气 Love takes courage.
向宇宙敞开自己 它就会冲向你 罗伯伯恩斯 Open yourself to the universe and it'll come rushing in, Rob Burns.
好吧 Okay.
（我以为发短信会有帮助）
（但是好像只是雪上加霜 我觉得被困住了）
（也许这样不好 我需要休息一下）
不 No.
不… No. No, no, no.
罗伯 Hey, Rob.
罗伯？ Rob?
（纽约纪事报）
素食冰淇淋 Vegan ice cream.
那是什么？我很生气 What is that? I am outraged.
超级性感 Super hot.
罗伯？ Rob?
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
我独自一人 All by myself
再也不想 Don't want to be
独自一人 All by myself
再也不想 Anymore
独自一人 All by myself
再也不想 Don't want to be
独自一人 All by myself
再也不想 Anymore
（比利 别再看手机了 老兄！）
天啊 Oh, God.
好吧 Okay.
-比利 还给我 -不给 -Billy, give it back. -No.
你得翻篇了 这样不健康 You need to get over this. This is not healthy.
快给我 Just give it to me.
-比利 -不 -Billy. -No, no.
-把手机给我 -不 别跟着我 -Give me the phone. -No. Don't follow me.
我不会追你 I won't chase you.
-把手机给我！ -救我 丽莎！ -Give me the phone! -Help me, Lisa!
不 丽莎 打给人事部 No, Lisa, call HR.
-把手机给我！ -不！冷静点好吗？ -Give it to me! -No! Just calm down, okay?
冷静 深呼吸 好吗？ Just calm down. Just breathe, okay?
因为你都不知道 是不是她发的短信 好吗？ Because you don't even know if this is from her. Okay?
好吧 是她 你等一下 Okay, it's from her. Just wait there.
这不合理 This makes no sense.
“这里没有让人气馁的话语 "Here, where never is heard a discouraging word,
只有喜悦和期望” is nothing but joy and desire."
这是《俄耳甫斯与欧律狄刻》里的话 It's from Orpheus and Eurydice.
歌剧？格鲁克的歌剧？ 正在曼哈顿歌剧院上演 The opera? By Gluck? It's playing at the Manhattan Opera House.
-怎么 你现在听起歌剧了？ -你不了解我的生活 -Sorry. You listen to "opera" now? -You don't know my life.
说来听听 Enlighten me, please.
俄耳甫斯去冥界找回他死去的妻子 Orpheus travels to Hades to get back his dead wife.
他获准和妻子一起返回凡间 And he's given permission to return to Earth with her,
但条件是他不能看妻子的脸 under the condition that he not look at her face
直到他们离开冥界之后 until they're outta Hades.
-为什么？ -我不知道 因为众神都是混蛋吧 -Why? -I don't know. 'Cause the gods are dicks.
总之 俄耳甫斯忍不住 看了欧律狄刻的脸 Anyway, Orpheus can't resist but look at Eurydice's face
因为人类很软弱 爱情会让人变成傻瓜 because people are weak and love makes fools out of everyone.
所以他最后失去了妻子 再一次失去了 So he ends up losing her. All over again.
我要去看看 I'm gonna go see it.
-为什么？ -显然那部歌剧对她有特殊意义 -Why? -Obviously, it has meaning for her.
好吧 你怎么知道她会不会去？ Oh, okay. How do you know if she's even going?
就算她去 你也不知道她什么时候去 And if she does, you still won't know when.
我会每场都去 直到她出现 I'll just keep going until she shows up.
每场都去？ You'll just keep going?
太疯狂了 That is... That is so crazy.
是的 Yeah.
是的 但就像她说的 Yeah, but like she said...
爱情会让人变成傻瓜 love makes fools of everyone.
（俄耳甫斯和欧律狄刻）
（克里斯托夫维利巴尔德格鲁克作品 俄耳甫斯和欧律狄刻）
（罗伯：我没找到她 但我好像喜欢上了歌剧？）
（比利）
我认识你吗？ Do I know you?
我… I...
我不确定 I'm not sure.
-对不起 -我是说 谁都是从陌生人开始认识的 -I'm sorry. -I mean, everyone starts as strangers.
我认识的人不多 I don't know a lot of people.
-好的 -我们都喜欢舒适的鞋子 -Okay. -We both like comfortable footwear.
乔丹1号 我更喜欢11号 Jordan 1s, I see. I'm more of an 11s kinda girl.
挺好的 我有那双球鞋 That's cool, I have thems-- Those...
我家里有球鞋 sneakers. I have sneakers at home.
很好 我没穿我的那双 因为跟这条裙子不配 Nice. I didn't wear mine 'cause they didn't go with this dress.
没错 No.
-你喜欢这场表演吗？ -喜欢 -Did you like the show? -Yes.
非常喜欢 你呢？ Very much so, actually. And you?
很喜欢 我觉得非常… Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was so...
充满希望 hopeful.
充满希望？ Hopeful?
-真的吗？ -对 -Really? -Yeah.
当然 也有很多痛苦和折磨 但最终爱会战胜一切 Sure, there's a lot of pain and suffering, but, ultimately, love wins in the end.
没有痛苦就没有快乐 二者是密不可分的 There's no joy without the struggle, they go hand in hand.
要有信心 一直向前看 Just have faith. Keep looking forward.
这是我的观感 At least, that's what I saw.
太奇怪了 That's so strange.
我看过这部歌剧很多次了 但从来没有这种想法 I've seen the show so many times and I never saw it like that.
我想关键在于怎么去听音乐 I guess it's about how you hear the music.
-对 -对 -Yeah. -Yeah.
你想要我的号码吗？ Would you like my number?
如果你想多聊聊这部剧 或者其他乔丹鞋的话 If you wanna talk more about the show, or other Jordans.
-好的 当然 -好 -Okay, sure. -Cool.
我叫罗伯 罗伯伯恩斯 I'm Rob. Rob Burns.
你好 罗伯伯恩斯 我是米拉雷 Hi, Rob Burns. I'm Mira Ray.
-你好 -你好 -Hi. -Hi.
-这是我的私人号码 -你还有多少个号码？ -That's my personal number. -How many other numbers do you have?
就一个工作的号码 You know, just one. For work.
-当然 -现在我们不是陌生人了 -Of course. -I guess we're not strangers anymore.
没错 I guess not.
-我很抱歉 -不用介意 没什么 -I'm so sorry. -Don't worry about it. It's nothing.
（米拉：这是我的号码）
（917-167-5309 这里没有让人气馁的话语）
（只有喜悦和期望）
（米拉：这是我的号码）
（谷歌 米拉雷）
（米拉雷 插画家 作家）
儿童书 Children's books.
不错 Cool.
（米拉雷 我可以再去度个假！）
（米拉雷和约翰赖特）
（铭记约翰赖特）
（缅怀约翰赖特 1987年-2021年）
（917-167-5309 我今晚 在歌剧院认识了一个有趣的人）
（我觉得你会喜欢他的）
我们说上话了 We talked.
昨晚在歌剧院 Last night. At the opera.
不错啊！ Well, there we go!
-好的 -闭嘴！ -Okay. -Shut up!
我知道 是真的 认真听 I know, right? And it's true. And get this.
她认为… She thinks...
我是个有趣的人 I am interesting.
真的吗？我们怎么知道的？ Really? How do we know this information?
她给她死去的男朋友 发了关于我的信息 She texted her dead boyfriend about me.
-我找到了他的脸书资料 -什么？ -I found his Facebook profile. -What?
是的 她就是一直在给他发短信 Yeah. He's who she's been texting this whole time.
我一定是拿到了 她去世男友的电话号码 I must have the dead boyfriend's number.
天啊 这可不妙 Yikes. That's not good.
天啊 是她 她打来了 Oh, my God, it's her. She's calling me right now.
-他不接电话 -留言吧 -He's not picking up. -Leave a message.
-我该怎么办？ -接电话 罗伯 -What do I do? What do I do? -Answer the phone, Rob.
-接电话！快点！ -快接电话 -Answer the phone! Now! -Pick up the phone.
-罗伯 快点 我受不了了 -接电话 -Rob, come on. This is unbearable. -Answer the phone.
喂！ Yo!
你好 我是米拉雷 Hi. Hi. This is Mira Ray.
昨晚在歌剧院遇到的那个 From the opera last night.
你好 Yeah, hey. Hey!
-你好吗？ -我很好 -How the heck are ya? -I'm good.
你好吗？希望没有打扰到你 How are you? I hope this isn't a bad time.
没有 我在工作 但你没有打扰我 No. No, no, no. I'm just at work. No. But you're not interrupting anything.
我是为了生活而工作 不是为了工作而生活 I work to live, you know, not live to work.
我是《纪事报》的音乐评论家 I'm a music critic at the Chronicle.
真酷 他是音乐评论家 Oh, that's cool. He's a music critic.
今天天气真好 Nice weather we're having.
我喜欢纽约清爽的冬日 I love a crisp winter's day in New York City.
对 我喜欢这种天气 Yeah. I love the weather.
（问她想不想吃点东西！） It's been very weather-y?
天气很恶劣？ It's been very weather-y?
我想问你吃不吃东西？ Hey, I was wondering, do you eat?
他刚问我吃不吃东西 He just asked me if I eat.
我知道你会吃东西 至少我猜你会吃 I mean, I know you eat. At least, I assume you do.
但有些人就是不喜欢吃 But some people, they're just not into food.
他们吃东西是因为必须吃 不然就会死 They do it because they have to. Otherwise, they would die.
但我喜欢美食 But I love food.
我怎么都吃不够 当然 除非是饱了 I can't get enough. Unless, of course, I'm full.
然后我就会说：“不 我吃饱了” And then I'm like, "No, I'm all set here."
是的 具体来说 我想问 你想吃东西吗？ Yeah, so, specifically, I was wondering, would you like to eat?
和我一起？ With me?
今晚 Tonight.
好啊 我也喜欢美食 Yeah. I mean, I love food too.
你喜欢芝士汉堡吗？ Do you like cheeseburgers?
你在开玩笑吗？芝士汉堡 我超爱芝士汉堡 Are you kidding? Cheeseburgers. I love cheeseburgers.
我知道一家不错的店 叫洛克茜咖啡馆 I know this cute little spot called Roxy's.
我们今晚七点在那里见面好吗？ Do you want to meet there, say, like, 7 tonight?
好 Yeah.
太好了 七点是我最喜欢的见面时间 That's perfect. That's 7, that's my favourite time to meet.
-好 -再见 -Okay. -Well, I'll see you.
再见 Well, see ya.
天啊 我不知道该说什么 Wow, I have no words.
天啊 恭喜你 Oh, my God. Congratulations.
你刚刚用正常的方式找到了约会对象 不是用软件 You just got yourself a date the normal way. No apps.
我们今晚七点去吃芝士汉堡 We're meeting for cheeseburgers at 7:00.
还有45分钟 That's in, like, 45 minutes.
很好 现在你可以 当面告诉她短信的事了 Perfect. Now you can tell her about the texts in person.
但如果我那么做 她就再也不会理我了 But if I do that, she'll never speak to me again.
-真相很伤人 -罗伯 -The truth hurts. -Rob.
你能来一下我的办公室吗？ May I see you in my office, please?
先生 我现在有点忙 Actually, sir, I'm kinda busy.
我只是假装问一下 快点！ Rhetorical question. Now!
席琳迪翁的文章写得怎么样了？ How is the Céline Dion piece coming along?
很好 非常好 Good. Really good.
有要给我过目的吗？ Anything for me to read?
还没有 不过快了 Not yet, but soon.
有意思 因为我注意到 Okay, well, that's funny because I've been noticing
你的工作手机上有很多有趣的短信 quite a few interesting texts on your work phone.
什么？ What?
我都不知该从何说起 I don't even know where to begin.
“我的心破碎不堪” "My heart is broken.
“痛楚深藏于身” There's also this aching inside of me."
听起来跟工作没什么关系 Doesn't sound very work-related to me.
这些… Those are...
是歌词 song lyrics.
席琳迪翁的歌词 From Céline Dion.
如果她给你发歌词 听起来你们的关系不错嘛 Sounds like you've made a connection, if she's sending you lyrics.
对 Yeah.
-我手里拿着席琳的歌词 -没错 -I'm holding Céline's lyrics in my hand. -Yeah, you are.
我和妻子在婚礼上跳了 《你是否爱过》 My wife and I danced to "Have You Ever Been in Love"
这首歌 at our wedding.
这首歌很冷门 先生 我之前都没听过 That's a deep cut, sir. I did not know that.
（洛克茜咖啡馆）
-你好 -你好 抱歉 我迟到了 -Hi. -Hi. Sorry I'm late.
不 没关系 你能来我就很高兴了 No, you're fine. I'm glad you made it.
是啊 Yeah.
对 Yeah.
你的球鞋不错 Nice sneakers.
特地为你而穿的 I wore them for you.
这么给面子 I'm honoured.
低帮的乔丹一号 The low-top 1s.
选得好 Nice choice.
谢谢 Yeah, thanks.
-你是不是在等… -我可不可以… -So were you wait--? -Was it okay to--?
-你是不是等了很久… -你先说 抱歉 -Did it take you long in--? -You go ahead. Please. Sorry.
-你先说 -我只想说… -Go ahead. -I just wanted to say that...
我很期待今晚 I was looking forward to this.
昨晚在歌剧院 我觉得跟你一见如故 I just felt like last night at the opera, I knew you or something.
不是 我… No, I...
对 我… Yeah, I've been...
失陪一下 Will you excuse me a moment?
-你没事吧？ -没事 -You okay? -Yeah.
现在不是告诉她的时候 This is not the right time to tell her.
很快就是时候了 但不是现在 Soon. But not now.
你很好 You are fine.
是的 Yeah.
-我回来了 -是的 -I'm back. -You are.
你没事吧？ You okay?
-没事 -好的 -Yes. -Okay.
卖相真好啊 This looks amazing.
抱歉 我自作主张点了菜 这是本地最棒的 Sorry, I took the liberty. It's the best in the city.
-开吃吗？ -好 开动吧 -Should we do it? -Yeah, let's go.
天啊 Oh, my God.
-不会吧 -什么？ -No way. -What?
你总是这样吗？ Do you always do that?
-什么？ -在汉堡里放薯条？ -What? -Put fries in your burger?
对 Yeah.
不 这是最好的方法 No, it's just, it's the best way.
-对吧？ -是的 -It is, right? -It is.
-干杯 -干杯 -Cheers. -Cheers.
我还有一个问题 I have another question for you.
你选择养十只猫 Would you rather own ten cats
还是让一只鹦鹉 一天在你的肩膀上待22个小时？ or have a parrot on your shoulder for 22 hours a day?
这是什么问题？ What kind of question is that?
我… I was...
选择一只鸟 A bird.
很容易选 Wins hands down every time.
我不了解猫 I mean, I don't get cats.
这一刻它们还好好的 下一刻就… One minute they're cool, and the next...
-抓瞎你的眼睛 -没错 -Scratching your eyes out. -Totally.
-猫很邪恶 -难以预测 -They're evil. -Unpredictable.
没错 同意 Yes. Agreed.
当然要选海盗鸟 Pirate bird all the way.
跟你聊天很有趣 You're fun to talk to.
谢谢 全靠口音的魅力 Thanks. But the accent does all the work.
我能问一个问题吗？ Can I ask...?
好 Yes.
你的戒指 Your ring.
对不起 I'm sorry.
-我应该拿下来的 -不 -I should've taken it off. -No.
我只是不知怎的… I just, somehow...
我不想一开口就说 “你好 我男朋友死了” I just didn't wanna start with, "Hi, I have a dead boyfriend."
我们非常相爱 We were very much in love,
他买了戒指 但还没来得及求婚就死了 and he bought a ring and died before he could propose.
我很遗憾 I'm sorry.
我曾经订过婚 I was engaged once.
真的吗？发生了什么事？ Oh, really. What happened?
我不知道 I don't know.
她突然决定不结婚了 She decided she didn't want to go through with it.
就在婚礼前一周 The week before the wedding.
-天啊 -最糟糕的是 -Jeez. -The worst part of it was...
留下了许多疑问 being left with all these questions.
说实话 我光是思考哪里出了错 都快想疯了 To be honest, I may have gone crazy trying to figure out what went wrong.
那你想清楚了吗？ Well, did you figure it out?
爱情是个谜 Love is a mystery.
在这样一个不安定的世界里 And in a restless world like this one...
爱情可能还没开始 it can be ended...
就结束了 before it's even begun.
你真有趣 You're funny.
来吧 Come on.
好的 Okay.
好 再来一个 Okay, okay, one more, one more.
你选择说出你的所有想法 Would you rather say everything you're thinking
还是什么都不说？ or never say anything at all?
什么？不可能 What? No way.
什么？ What? What?
你是说你会选择说出你的所有想法？ What, you're telling me you'd choose to always say everything you're thinking?
是的 我已经说了 Yeah. I already do.
好吧 你现在在想什么？ Okay, what are you thinking right now?
我觉得你很可爱 I think you're very cute.
你为什么这么喜欢这些问题？ Why do you love these questions so much?
因为能展现对方的特点 而且直截了当 'Cause they are very telling of people and they cut through the bullshit.
你觉得你会因为一个人的话 就爱上他吗？ Do you think you could fall in love with someone just through their words?
当然会 Yeah, sure.
但有句老话 But you know what they say.
行动胜于言语 Actions speak louder than words.
那么这种行动呢？ Well, what about these actions?
什么？我们要跳舞吗？ What, like... Oh, we're dancing?
-你要晾着我不管吗？ -不是 我只是不知道该怎么办 -What, are you gonna leave me hanging? -No, I'm not. I don't know what to do.
好吧 All right.
-很顺畅嘛 -谢谢 -That was smooth. -Thank you.
你真的很喜欢这音乐 对吧？ You're really feeling this music, aren't you?
对 不是…他在演奏我最喜欢的歌 Yeah. This isn't... Playing my favourite song.
好吧 Okay.
你知道他没再演奏了吧？ You know he stopped playing, right?
我还能听到音乐 Well, I still hear the music.
你一直这么喜欢音乐吗？ Have you always been this much into music?
是的 当然 Yeah, definitely.
从小我妈妈就没让家里的音乐停过 My mom, she filled the house with it growing up.
-她什么都听 -真的吗？ -She played everything. -Really?
古典音乐 摇滚乐 Classical, rock,
传统苏格兰乐 爵士乐 traditional Scottish, jazz.
-真酷 -对 她很酷 -That's really cool. -Yeah, she was pretty cool.
你呢？你喜欢什么？ What about you? What are you into?
我喜欢嘻哈 嘻哈是我的最爱 I love hip-hop. Hip-hop's my favourite.
-是吗？ -是的 -Yeah? -Yeah.
每天都听卡迪B Cardi B all day every day.
-你听说过她吗？ -她很有魅力 -Have you heard of her? -She's very catchy.
怎么？ What?
我喜欢你 I like you.
我也喜欢你 I like you too.
米拉 我… Mira, I...
我得告诉你一件事 I need to tell you something.
什么？ What?
我不希望这次约会结束 I do not want this date to end.
谁说必须结束了？ Well, who says it has to?
现在已经是早上了 Well, it is morning now.
太疯狂了 Which is crazy.
是的 Wow. Yeah, it is.
昨晚我过得很开心 Look, it was a really great night and...
再见 给我发短信 I'll see you around. Text me.
再见 See you.
或者 Or...
既然我们都这么疯狂 just 'cause we're crazy kids...
我们可以回家 洗个澡 换身衣服 we could go back to our places, shower up, change,
也许今晚来我家 and maybe meet tonight at mine
做晚饭？ to make dinner?
好 听起来不错 Yeah, that sounds great.
-是吗？ -我先警告你 我不太会做饭 -Yeah? -I warn you, I'm not much of a cook.
很好 我也是 Perfect. Me neither.
好吧 那今晚见 Okay, so tonight.
今晚见 Tonight.
（速食 泰式素咖喱）
-好东西 -那家公司就是希望我们失败 -Good stuff. -That company wanted us to fail.
没错 Oh, totally.
而且我们厨艺都很差 Also, we're terrible cooks.
这碗肉桂吐司脆片里 谷物和牛奶的比例 The cereal-to-milk ratio in this bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
完美极了 is perfection.
谢谢你 好心的先生 Why, thank you, kind sir.
干杯 -Cheers. -Cheers.
对了 You know...
我会为了你学做菜的 I would learn to cook for you.
他是怎么去世的？ How did he die?
遇上了酒驾的司机 It was a drunk driver.
光天化日之下 In broad daylight.
已经两年了 It's been two years.
我还是无法相信 And I still can't believe it.
-对不起 我只是… -不 -I'm sorry. I'm just... -No, no.
这种事情无法事先准备 对吧？ You can't really prepare for something like that, can you?
我以为我们会白头偕老 I was so sure we'd grow old together.
现在只有我变老了 And now I'm the only one growing older.
而他完全没变 He's exactly the same.
还是一样的眼睛 Same eyes...
一样的声音 一样的笑容 same voice, same smile.
跟我记忆中一模一样 Exactly how I remember it.
只有我一个人在改变 I'm the only one who's changing.
好了 别说我了 All right, enough about me.
多说说你的事 Tell me more about you.
你还喜欢什么？ What else do you like?
除了音乐 Besides music.
很简单 Well, that's easy.
我热爱篮球 I love basketball.
我们应该找时间一起打球 We should play some time.
我很乐意 I'd like that.
但你会打篮球吗？ But are you any good?
你很快就知道了 先生 Well, you're just gonna have to find out, now, mister.
我很喜欢你的声音 I really like your voice.
再说说你为什么喜欢篮球 Tell me more about why you like basketball.
我觉得比起跟对方聊一个小时 I feel like you can learn more
打十分钟的篮球 by playing ten minutes of basketball with someone
我可以了解得更多 than you can talking to them for a whole hour.
他们如何和别人合作 How they work with other people.
应对反击 Face opposition.
我不是想夸大其词 And not to sound too grandiose or anything...
但我觉得篮球能代表生活 but kind of feel the game represents life itself.
来自不同地方的人聚在一起 All these people are from different places...
打同一场比赛 gathered to play the same game.
不同的文化 不同的种族 Different cultures, races.
你来自哪里并不重要 It doesn't matter where you're from.
对 Yeah.
对 正是这一切让这个国家 这个城市变得… Yeah, it's what makes this country, this city, so...
如此美丽 So beautiful.
好吧 Well...
你好 Hey.
你好 Hello?
别害怕 我是你姐姐的朋友 Don't be scared. I'm a friend of your sister's.
-她睡着了 我不知道该怎么办 -什么？ -She's asleep, I didn't know what to do. -What?
天啊 你…你是… Oh, my God, you're... You're...
-你是看歌剧的那个罗伯 -对 -You're Rob the opera guy. -Yeah.
我是看歌剧的那个罗伯 你好 I'm Rob the opera guy. Hey.
-你一定是苏西了 -对 -You must be Suzy. -Yeah.
她睡着了？ So she fell asleep?
-对 -那你… -Yeah. -And you...
决定待在沙发上？ decided to stay on the couch?
我只想确定她没事 I just wanted to make sure she was okay.
对 Yeah.
抱歉我差点让你噎气 I'm sorry about cutting off your airways there.
不 没关系 No, it's fine.
你要喝啤酒吗？ Do you want a beer?
好 Okay.
你呢？ What do you...?
我会去看你的… 我会给你一些印度… I will see your... And I will raise you some Indian...
什么？不！你去过单向组合的 现场演唱会吗？ What? No! Like, have you ever gone to a live One Direction concert?
对 我… Yeah. Yeah, I...
他的第一张专辑 都是用苹果手机制作的 He basically made his entire first album on his iPhone.
太棒了 That is awesome.
嘿！ Hey!
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey! -Hey.
看 面包卷 咖啡 咖啡 面包卷 Look! Rolls, coffee. Coffee, rolls.
罗伯给你买了面包卷和咖啡 Rob bought you rolls and coffee.
真好 So nice.
我得去骑健身单车了 I have to go to Soul Cycle.
我周日习惯去的 我没办法… It's this thing I do on Sunday. I just can't, you know...
对 我也该走了 Yeah. I better go too.
不 别走！ No, don't!
你应该留下来把早餐吃完 You should totally stay and finish your breakfast.
喝杯咖啡 Have coffee.
回头见 I'll see you later.
发短信给我 我再发短信给你 好 Just text me. I'll text you. Okay.
健身单车是邪教 Soul Cycle is a cult.
（彩虹糖）
测试 一 一 二 确认 Testing one, un, deux. Check.
（巴克莱中心）
勇气 Courage
别让我失望 Don't you dare fail me now
我需要你 I need you
消除疑惑 To keep away the doubts
我凝视着全新的事物 I'm staring in the face of something new
你是我唯一的依靠 You're all I've got to hold on to
所以 勇气 So courage
别让我失望 Don't you dare fail me now
罗伯？你怎么了？ Rob? What happened to you?
没什么 我… Nothing. I...
-什么意思？ -你看起来更开朗了 -What do you mean? -You look brighter.
更专注了 Like, more in focus.
站姿也更直了 You're standing even straighter too.
你跟那个神秘的发短信者说过话？ You've talked to the unknown texter?
她已经不再神秘了 Well, she's not unknown anymore.
过来 我们聊聊 Come on, let's have a little chat.
我越了解她 就越喜欢她 The more I get to know her, the better I like her.
但她还深深迷恋着她的前男友 But she's still completely stuck on her former boyfriend.
而他已经死了 And he's dead.
这可是个大问题 This is a big problem.
她叫什么名字？ What is her name?
米拉 Mira.
米拉雷 Mira Ray.
写毛毛虫书的那个米拉雷？ The Mira Ray who writes the caterpillar books?
你看过她的书？ You've read them?
我有三个孩子 我当然看过 写得太棒了 I have three children, of course I read them. They're amazing.
这个画得怎么样？ What do you think of this?
你是认真的吗？ Okay, are you serious?
我讨厌它 里面的我在做什么？ I hate it. What am I doing?
看着像站在地狱里 It looks like I'm standing in hell.
听着 我的海报需要 画得更大、更明亮 Listen, the concept needs to be bigger, brighter.
更欢乐 More joyful.
好吗？ Yeah?
席琳 这可能是个不情之请 但我有个主意 Céline, this may be too much to ask, but I have an idea.
喂？ Hello.
米拉雷？ Mira Ray?
你好 我是席琳迪翁 Hi, this is Céline Dion.
好的 我是玛丽亚凯莉 Sure. And I'm Mariah Carey.
别挂机 女孩 Don't give up on this, girl
爱会降临在相信它的人身上 Love comes to those who believe it
真的是我 And this is really me
没错 Oh, yes, it is.
天啊 你好 Oh, my gosh. Hi.
真的是你 It's really you.
你怎么有我的号码？ How did you get my number?
我有我的人脉 他们也有人脉 I have my people who have people.
我能为你效劳吗？ What can I do for you?
我碰巧是你的忠实粉丝 Well, I happen to be a big fan.
我？ Of me?
你画的顽固毛毛虫 Of your stubborn caterpillar books.
天啊 真的吗？ Oh, my gosh. Really?
我太荣幸了 非常感谢 I'm so honoured. Thank you so much.
你有空吗？ Are you free?
我一直想见见布米的创作者 I've always wanted to meet the creator of the Bhoomi books.
我非常喜欢那些书 I love them so much.
我很喜欢你的存在感 I really like your presence.
天啊 我也很喜欢你的存在感 Oh, wow. I really like your presence too.
我是说 你很有存在感 所以… I mean, you have the presence, so...
距离上一本布米的书已经很久了 It's been quite a long time since the last Bhoomi book.
对 我… Yes, I have been...
你想不想帮我设计我的巡演海报？ How would you like to design my tour poster?
你说真的？ Are you serious?
我的表情中有哪一点不够认真吗？ Is there anything in my expression that conveys a lack of seriousness?
你能考虑我 真是莫大的荣幸 It's just such an honour that you would even consider me.
我要最优秀的东西 I want something great.
我知道你做得到 And I know you can do it.
这个周末我就要看到你的想法 I would need to see some ideas at the end of this week.
好 当然 Yes. Of course.
太好了 That's great.
再见 Ciao.
（席琳：你纹身后给我发照片）
好 Yes.
（德雷克 好！）
你好 Hey.
你在做什么？ What are you doing right now?
席琳迪翁竟然打电话给我 The Céline Dion calls me randomly
说：“我想让你帮我设计巡演海报” and says, "I want you to design my tour poster."
我刚和她见了面 真是…天啊！ I just met her. That's just... What?
向宇宙敞开自己 它就会冲向你 You open yourself up to the universe and it'll come rushing in.
是的 但这太疯狂了 Yeah, but this is crazy.
很疯狂 是的 Well, it's crazy. Yeah.
好的 听着 Okay. Look...
很抱歉那天我躲着你 I'm really sorry about ghosting you the other day.
不 只是… No. No, it's...
我向你道歉 好吗？ Here's me apologising, okay?
给你 Here you go.
这是什么？ What's this?
罐装香槟 因为我们很有品位 It's champagne, in a can, 'cause we're classy.
我们在庆祝什么？ What are we celebrating?
改变 Change.
还有 Also...
我想这可能是 I thought this might be a good time...
一个了解你的好时机 to figure out what type of person you are.
-是的 -好的 -Yep. -Okay.
-你准备好告诉我了吗？ -我明白了 -You ready to tell me... -I see.
关于你的一切？ ...everything about you?
-是的 -我们走 -Yeah. -Let's go.
-我们走 -这边 -Let's go. -This way.
这不公平 你骗了我 No fair, you conned me.
场上可不只有你是尼克斯队球迷 Well, you're not the only Knicks fan on this court.
好吧 Okay.
怎么了？ What?
-你要让我投篮？ -当然 你生疏了 -What, you're gonna give me this shot? -Sure. You're rusty.
-加油 -好 -Go for it. -Okay.
看啊 多自信 Look at that. Confident.
我喜欢 I like it. I like it.
-决胜分 -好的 -Game point. -Okay.
准备好输了吗？ Ready to lose?
当然不会 Never.
-来点有趣的玩法？ -你有什么想法？ -Care to make it interesting? -What do you have in mind?
如果我赢了 Well, if I win...
我们再去你家 we go back to your place.
我可以对你为所欲为 And I get to have my way with you.
如果我赢了呢？ And if I win?
我可以再为你下厨 I could cook for you again.
早上好 Good morning.
早安 Good morning.
该死 Shit.
怎么了？ What?
我15分钟后要到新闻部 I have to be in the newsroom in 15 minutes.
真的吗？ Seriously?
不要 No.
抱歉 Sorry.
好吧 Okay.
我得去做准备了 I better get ready.
好 Okay.
当你这样轻抚我 When you touch me like this
当我那样拥抱你 And I hold you like that
远超法理的限度 It was more than all your laws allow
-宝贝 -宝贝 -Baby, baby, baby -Baby, baby, baby
但若我这样轻抚你 But if I touch you like this
（苏西：你在哪里？）
那是很久以前的事 It was so long ago
却又再涌上心头 But it's all coming back to me
（米拉：我刚在罗伯家醒来）
（苏西：你得手了！）
当你这样轻抚我 When you touch me like this
当我那样拥抱你 And I hold you like that
那是很久以前的事 It was so long ago
却又再涌上心头 But it's all coming back to me
（授权自传 席琳）
（我想我的约会对象 可能去厕所做俯卧撑了）
（我今晚在歌剧院 认识了一个有趣的人）
（约翰）
米拉 我… Mira, I...
米拉 等等 拜托 你不明白 Mira, wait. Please. You don't understand.
我知道我应该告诉你 我也很想告诉你的 I know I should have told you. I wanted to tell you.
我想告诉你的 但是… I tried to tell you, but...
我不知道怎么开口 当时的情况太不可思议了 Like, I didn't know how. The circumstances were so incredible.
所以你看了所有我发给约翰的短信？ So you read all my texts to John?
你一直当着我的面撒谎 Lied to my face this whole time.
为什么？ Why?
因为你是个变态还是只是个混蛋？ 'Cause you're a creep or just some asshole?
都不是 这两个选择都很糟糕 Neither. Those are both terrible choices.
但我害怕你知道真相后 就不再和我说话了 但是 米拉 But I was afraid you'd stop talking to me if you knew the truth. But, Mira...
-米拉 我对你的感觉是真实的 -你把约翰从我身边夺走了 -Mira, my feelings for you are so real. -You took John away from me.
我没有从你身边夺走他 他已经死了 I didn't take him away from you. He's gone.
约翰死了 John is gone.
我很遗憾 我不想以这种方式让你知道 I'm so sorry. I didn't want you to find out like this.
-我之前就想告诉你了 -什么之前？ -I wanted to tell you before... -Before what?
在你和我上床之前？ Before you slept with me?
如果你还有良心 就删除我的号码 If you have any decency, you'll erase my number
别再打给我 and never call me again.
-米拉 我… -再见 罗伯 -Mira, I... -Goodbye, Rob.
好好生活 Have a good life.
尼克斯队领先 Knicks take the lead.
（罗伯：米拉 我很抱歉）
（米拉 我很抱歉）
看来莫有新欢了 Looks like Mo has found himself a lady.
嘿 Hey.
-莫 -你好 -Mo. -Hey.
你的朋友是谁？ Who's your friend?
那是简 我认识她很久了 That's Jane. I've known her a long time.
-很久了？ -两天 -Long time? -Two days.
-天啊 你在约会吗？ -米拉启发了我 -Oh, my God. Are you dating? -Mira inspired me.
-我做了什么？ -我看到你和罗伯在一起 -What did I do? -I saw you with that Rob guy...
不 听着 No, no. No, listen.
有天晚上 最后一个顾客离开后 我坐下来 And when the last person left the other night, I sat down.
给洛克茜和自己倒了两杯酒 I poured Roxy and me two shots.
我一如往常地把两杯都喝了 I drank them both, as I always do.
然后我点了一根蜡烛 对洛克茜说 Then I lit a candle, and I said to Roxy,
“我永远是你的丈夫 "I will always be your husband.
但我心里真正思念的是 But what I'm really missing, like in my core,
在我感觉沮丧的时候 is sharing a joke with someone
跟我分享一个笑话的对象” when I'm feeling down in the mouth."
面对死者就没那么有趣了 And dead people, not so funny.
所以… So...
谢谢你 Thank you.
我们能做什么？ What can we do?
什么都做不了 Oh, nothing.
没救了 被罗伯毁了 Nothing. Rob ruined it.
我能怎么办？ What was I supposed to do?
你本来就应该马上告诉她 You should have said something to her right away.
我该说什么？ What should I have said?
“不好意思 我想了解你 "Excuse me, I'd like to get to know you,
但我一直收到 你发给你已故男友的短信 but I keep getting these text messages you write your dead boyfriend.
我本想早点说的 I would have said something earlier,
但我不想剥夺你和他 but I didn't wanna take away the possibility
保持联系的可能性 for you to stay in contact with him.
我知道这样认识一个人 是最奇怪的方式 I know this is the weirdest way to get to know someone,
如果你不接受 我也理解 and I understand if you just wanna walk away.
但我没想过从一开始就骗你的” But I didn't wanna start off by telling you a lie."
对 没错 Yeah. Exactly.
该死 Shit.
可能真的有用 It might have actually worked.
现在怎么办？ So, what now?
我不知道 I don't know.
我不能打给她 也没法联系上她 I can't call her. And there's no way for me to reach her.
真糟糕 That sucks.
什么时间截稿？ What time's deadline?
怎么了？ Why?
我不喜欢你的眼神 罗伯！ I don't like that look in your eyes. Rob!
天啊 压力好大 Oh, boy. This is very stressful.
你要去哪里？罗伯？ Where are you going? Rob?
-你能冷静点吗？ -罗伯！ -Can you just calm down? -Rob!
（伯纳德：你看到了吗？）
（给米拉的短信 罗伯伯恩斯作 音乐评论家）
天啊 Holy shit.
怎么了？ What?
伯纳德刚给我发了这个 问我有没有看过 Bernard just sent me this and asked me if I'd seen it.
我不用看 I don't need to read that.
“给米拉的短信 "Texts for Mira...
-罗伯伯恩斯作” -别念了 -by Rob Burns." -Stop.
“这本该是一篇席琳迪翁的专访 "This was actually supposed to be a profile on Céline Dion
本周末她将在巴克莱中心 as she continues on her first American tour
开启十多年来第一次的美国巡演 in over ten years at the Barclays Center this weekend.
我的任务是让她敞开心扉 展示她的本质 My assignment was to get her to open up, reveal who she really is.
不幸的是 我没成功 Unfortunately, I did not succeed.
恰恰相反 迪翁小姐打开了我的心扉 Instead, Miss Dion opened me.
当她说我理解不了她的音乐时 我冷笑了 When she told me I wasn't capable of hearing her music, I scoffed.
有什么好听的？ 一堆关于生活和爱情的陈词滥调？ What was there to hear? A bunch of sentimental platitudes on life and love?
我的人生没有空间听这些废话” I had no room for such nonsense in my life because..."
因为我知道爱情是个谜 ...because I knew love was a myth.
是两个人之间的共同幻想 A shared delusion between two people
可能在某个人改变主意后就结束了 that could end as soon as someone changed their mind.
然后我收到了你的短信 Then I got your texts.
渐渐地 我开始意识到席琳说得对 Slowly, I began to realise Céline was right.
我听不到她的音乐 因为我的心已经放弃爱了 I couldn't hear the music. 'Cause my heart had given up on love.
我知道你不是故意 把你内心的想法和感受发给我 I know you didn't mean to text me your innermost thoughts and feelings,
但你终归是发了 but you did.
而我犯了一个大错 没有马上告诉你真相 And I made a big mistake by not telling you that right away.
我不配得到第二次机会 And I do not deserve a second chance.
但多亏了你 我又能听到音乐了 But thanks to you, I can hear the music again.
音乐在你呼唤我名字的声音里 I hear it in the sound of your voice when you call my name.
在你问了我荒谬的选择题后的笑声里 Your laughter after asking me ridiculous "Would you rather" questions.
以及在你睡着前 那缓慢而温柔的呼吸里 And that slow, gentle breath you take just before falling asleep.
我知道爱是真实的 I know love is real
因为我爱上了你 'cause I've fallen in love with you.
如果你能原谅我 And if you can find it in your heart to forgive me,
我保证会尽我所能赢回你的信任 I promise I'll do everything I can to earn your trust back.
因为我迎来了新的一天 米拉 'Cause a new day has come for me, Mira.
曾经黑暗的地方 现在绽放了光明 Where it was dark, now it's light.
曾经痛苦的地方 现在洋溢着快乐 Where there was pain, now there's joy.
曾经软弱的地方 我找到了自己的力量 Where there was weakness, I found my strength.
我不怕告诉全世界 And I'm not afraid to tell the world...
我被一位天使用爱触摸过 I've been touched by an angel with love.
今晚在我再次 学会倾听音乐的地方见面吧 Meet me tonight at the place where I learned to hear the music again.
“请再给这段感情一次机会 "Please give this another chance.
请再给我一次机会” Please give me another chance."
真的吗？她在听吗？ Seriously? She listening?
席琳迪翁 Céline Dion.
你现在的生活是什么样子？ What even is your life right now?
你… Just...
-喂？ -首先 -Hello? -First off,
我想让你知道不是罗伯让我这么做的 I want you to know that Rob didn't put me up to this.
-当然 -你知道我失去了丈夫吧？ -Sure. -You know I lost my husband, yes?
他是我人生中的第一个 也是唯一的爱人 He was the first and only love of my life.
我很遗憾 I'm so sorry.
在我们结婚前 雷内骗过我一次 René may have lied to me once before we were married.
是吗？ He did?
是的 Yeah.
关于席尔的 About Seal.
海豹吗？ The animal--
歌手席尔 没错 The singer, Seal. Of course.
那是1991年 It was 1991,
歌手席尔 and Seal, the singer,
刚发行第一张专辑 had just released his first album.
我很想跟他合唱 I wanted to sing a duet with him so badly,
但雷内说他没兴趣 but René told me he wasn't too interested.
原来雷内吃醋了 Turns out René was jealous.
他一点都不想让我靠近席尔 He didn't want me around Seal at all.
他撒谎的时候 你生气吗？ Were you mad when he lied?
我当然生气 Of course I was mad.
但我们最终解决了 But we worked through it.
因为恋爱中的人就是这样 Because that's what you do when you're in love.
总会解决问题的 You work through things.
而且雷内答应要洗一辈子的碗 Also, René agreed to do the dishes for life
来换取我的原谅 in return for my forgiveness.
-你们是自己洗碗的吗？ -不是 -You guys did your own dishes? -No.
我们要洗的碗也不多 但你明白我的意思吧？ We don't do a lot of dishes. But you get the point?
我只是有点困惑 I'm just a bit confused.
听着 米拉 Look, Mira.
我不在乎你跟罗伯有没有在一起 I don't really care whether you and Rob get together.
你不在乎？ You don't?
对 我只在乎你 No. My only concern is you.
现在… Now...
我的海报做得怎么样？ how's my poster coming along?
我正在努力 I'm working on it.
你疯了吗？ Have you lost your mind?
这是一份报纸 This is a newspaper.
不是什么约会服务 Not some sort of dating service.
我要怎么跟出版商交代？ What am I supposed to tell our publishers, eh?
他们会怎么说？ What are they gonna say?
他们都是很严肃的人 They are serious people.
你让整个报社的声誉岌岌可危！ You have put the entire newspaper's reputation at risk!
罗伯 这是我这辈子见过 Rob, this is the most unprofessional behaviour
最不专业的行为！ I have ever seen in my life!
不！ No!
（做得好） You total dickhead!
你这个大笨蛋！ You total dickhead!
我必须让他们觉得我要把你撕碎 I have to make them think I'm ripping you to shreds.
不然人人都会写自己的私生活 Or else they'll all try and publish stories about their personal lives.
我受不了你！ I can't bear you!
-你觉得你能瞒过我一次吗？ -你说什么？ -You think you could slip something by me? -I'm sorry?
什么？别回嘴！ What? Don't answer me back!
-辛苦了 这篇文章很感人 -谢谢 -Well done. It was quite a moving piece. -Thank you.
对你来说是好事 因为我决定你可以开播客了 It's great for you 'cause, well, I've decided you can do your podcast.
什么？真的吗？ What? Seriously?
太棒了 That's amazing.
你现在必须赢回她的心 Well, you gotta win her back now.
这会是很精彩的后续报道 Make for a hell of a follow-up piece.
你的心回来了 罗伯 You've got your heart back, Rob.
做得好 Well done.
谢谢老板 Thank you, boss.
-现在出去！ -好 -Now get out! -Yeah.
（你在做什么？在画画 你呢？）
（我看着一位美丽的女子 想着她可能是我的真爱）
（天啊！真爱）
（有可能 但我怕我配不上她）
（你不试试怎么知道呢）
（你说得对 我要去和她谈谈）
当然 我没想到那会是 我给你发的最后一条短信 Of course, I didn't realise that'd be the last text I ever send you.
你想发什么呢？ What would you have sent?
我不知道 I don't know.
“我爱你 永远爱你” "I love you. Forever."
或者是 Or maybe
《恋恋笔记本》的动图 a gif from The Notebook.
《恋恋笔记本》的动图 A gif from The Notebook.
真蠢 Stupid.
我现在该怎么办 约翰？ What am I supposed to do now, John?
你应该… I think...
继续过你的生活 you're supposed to just keep living your life.
你说得容易 It's easy for you to say.
你已经死了 You're dead.
没错 That's right.
那你为什么还跟我说话？ So, what are you doing still talking to me?
我好想你 I miss you so much.
我也想你 I miss you.
但你知道我希望你展翅高飞 对吧？ But you know I want you to fly, right?
她在吗？ Is she here?
不 我不知道她在哪里 她也不接电话 No. I don't know where she is, and she's not answering her phone either.
好吧 Okay.
等等 Wait.
你应该进来看看 You should come in and take a look at something.
真漂亮 It's beautiful.
看来她终于向前看了 It looks like she's finally moving on.
我为她高兴 And I'm happy for her.
我很遗憾 伙计 I'm sorry, dude.
有时人们就是不在同一个地方 Sometimes people just aren't in the same place, you know?
是啊 Yeah.
等等 就是这样 Wait, that's it.
苏茜 Suzy, that--
-什么？ -谢谢 -That's-- Why? -Thank you.
不客气 很高兴我能… Yeah, sure. Anytime. Glad I could--
好的 稍后见 Okay. Catch up with you later.
（俄耳甫斯和欧律狄刻）
谢谢 Thank you.
米拉！ Mira!
（米拉：你这么着急要去哪里？）
米拉！ Mira!
我还在想你是不是改变主意了 I was starting to wonder if you changed your mind.
-对不起 我去公园了 -对 我猜到了 -I'm sorry. I was in the park. -Yeah. I figured.
而且苏西给我发了上千条短信 Also, Suzy sent me about a thousand texts
跟我说这事 telling me that.
我有几个条件 罗伯 I have a few conditions, Rob.
你尽管说 Of course.
首先 不准再说谎 绝对不行 First of all, no more lying. Never.
我不会的 再也不会了 I won't. Ever, ever, ever again.
我需要你随时告诉我所有的真相 I need the full truth from you at all times.
就算是混乱不堪的 就算是痛苦不堪的 Even if it's messy. Even if it's painful.
尤其是混乱不堪、痛苦不堪的事情 Especially if it's messy and painful.
因为那就是生活 你知道吗？ 'Cause that's life, you know?
如果我们不能一起挺过去 And if we can't get through it together,
那还有什么意义呢 对吧？ then what's the point, right?
对 Right.
我会永远爱约翰的 I'll always love John.
我知道 I know.
我会永远想念约翰 I'll always miss John.
我知道 I know.
我不知道这种悲伤是否会随时间改变 And I don't know how this grief will change over time...
但它永远都会是我的一部分 but it's always going to be a part of me.
我明白 I understand.
你明白 You understand.
我知道 I know.
我非常感激 And I appreciate it so much.
还有别的吗？ Anything else?
你得学会做饭 因为我不会 Well, you're gonna have to learn how to cook 'cause I can't.
我会马上报名上课 I'll sign up for lessons right away.
席琳说你得洗碗 And Céline said you need to do the dishes.
当然 Of course.
都听席琳的 Anything Céline says.
还有吗？ Anything more?
有 Yes.
吻我 Kiss me.
好 Okay.
有黄金时刻 有闪光时刻 There were moments of gold And there were flashes of light
有的事我再也不会做 但那些事总是正确的 There were things I'd never do again But then they'd always seemed right
那些夜晚充满无尽的欢愉 There were nights of endless pleasure
远超法理的限度 It was more than any laws allow
宝贝 Baby, baby, baby
当我这样亲吻你 当你那样轻声说 If I kiss you like this And if you whisper like that
很久以前失去的东西 却又再涌上心头 It was lost long ago But it's all coming back to me
当你如此渴望我 当你那么需要我 If you want me like this And if you need me like that
早已逝去的一切 却又再涌上心头 It was dead long ago But it's all coming back to me
难以抗拒 又再涌上心头 It's so hard to resist And it's all coming back to me
我几乎无法忆起 I can barely recall
却又再涌上心头 But it's all coming back to me now
又再涌上心头 It's all coming back to me now
又再涌上心头 It's all coming back to me now, baby
又再涌上心头 It's all coming back to me now
又再涌上心头 It's all coming back
你好 欢迎收听我们的新播客 《你选择什么》 Hello, and welcome to our new podcast, Would You Rather,
我是主持 罗伯伯恩斯 with me, your host, Rob Burns.
在这里 我们会和最喜爱的音乐人 Where we get into all that really weird stuff
一起探讨一些奇怪的东西 with our favourite musicians.
废话少说 欢迎我们的第一位嘉宾 So without further ado, I'd like to welcome our first guest.
她是才华横溢的多面手 She is an uber-talented,
杰出的创作歌手 multifaceted singer-songwriter extraordinaire,
哲学家 媒人 philosopher, matchmaker,
还有很多头衔 the list could go on.
请掌声欢迎独一无二的 Please put your hands together and welcome none other than
席琳迪翁小姐！ Miss Céline Dion!
谢谢… Thank you, thank you, thank you.
席琳 欢迎你来到我们的节目 Céline, welcome to the show.
在我们进入真正精彩的部分之前 And before we move on to the really good stuff,
我有个非常迫切的问题要问你 I have a very burning question for you.
你选择养十只猫 Would you rather own ten cats
还是让一只鹦鹉 一天在你的肩膀上待22个小时？ or a parrot that sits on your head for 22 hours a day?
我选鹦鹉 I'd go for the parrot.
-回答正确 -太好了！ -Right answer. -Yes!
席琳 我们来聊聊你的新巡演 Céline, we're here to talk about your new tour.
-新专辑 全新的一切 -对 -The new album. The new everything. -Yes.
全新的席琳迪翁 The new Céline Dion.
字幕翻译：袁金莲
字幕翻译： Jinlian Yuan