你知道你做的時候那種感覺嗎 Do you know that feeling when you're doing
你被派到地球上到底是為了做什麼？ exactly what you were put on the Earth to do?
它就像你內心的一切一樣 The one where it's like everything inside you
與宇宙和諧相處嗎？ is moving together in harmony with the universe?
下車！下車！ Get off! Get off! Get off!
列隊！ Get in formation!
無論發生什麼...... No matter what happens...
你他媽的花了這麼長時間幹什麼，私下裡？ What the fuck took you so long, private?
一切都會好起來的。 everything will be OK.
別搞砸我，私人的！ Do not fuck it up on me, private!
甜蜜他媽的寶貝耶穌！ Sweet fucking baby Jesus!
是的。 Yeah.
我也沒有。。。 Me neither...
但是，你知道，人們可以希望，對吧？ but, you know, one can hope, right?
它始於我還是個孩子的時候。 It started when I was a kid.
我總是需要幫助別人。 I always needed to help people.
嘿！放開他！ Hey! Leave him alone!
或者至少我想...... Or at least I wanted to...
呃！ Unh!
所以我做了任何正常的、熱血的美國人都會做的事情。 so I did what any normal, red-blooded American would do.
致我們頂級的暑期夥伴。 To our top summer associate.
我成為了一名律師。 I became a lawyer.
這似乎是一個安全的舉動。 That seemed like a safe move.
歡迎您來到這家公司 You're welcome here at this firm
任何時候你想要。 anytime you want.
你現在是我們中的一員，好嗎？是的！ You're one of us now, all right? Yeah!
但後來，我看到了...... But then, I saw it...
後院燒烤和玩耍的生活， a life of backyard grilling and playdates,
家居裝修專案 home improvement projects
和過度計劃的旅遊冒險， and overplanned tourist adventures,
我可能不想知道的鄰居， neighbors I probably didn't want to know,
一個我可能也不想知道的妻子， a wife I probably didn't want to know either,
也許是和鄰居有染。 maybe an affair with my neighbor.
問題是每當我看到這樣的人時， The thing was whenever I saw people like that,
我一直在想，「你什麼時候決定停止嘗試的？ I always thought, "When did you decide to stop trying?"
於是我把那隻手合十了。 So I folded that hand.
是的。法學院還剩一年，6位數等待， Yeah. A year of law school left, 6 figures waiting,
我他媽的參軍了？ and I enlist in the fucking army?
我的意思是，到底他媽的是什麼？ I mean, what the actual fuck?
每個人都認為我瘋了。 Everyone thought I was insane.
1, 2, 3! 1, 2, 3!
我以為我瘋了。 I thought I was insane.
接下來我就知道了， The next thing I knew,
我通過特種部隊選拔通過了 Q 課程。 I made it through the Q Course with Special Forces selection.
就一分鐘！ One minute!
這是第一次 And for the first time
在我的一生中...... in my entire life...
讓我們去給一些混蛋一個驚喜吧！ Let's go surprise some assholes!
我很高興。 I was happy.
喔！讓我們開始吧！ Whoo! Let's do this!
騎上馬鞍！ Saddle up!
喔！ Whoo!
我找到了一些值得做的事情 I'd found something worth doing
在一個值得做的事情的世界裡 in a world where things worth doing
他們並不經常來。 they didn't come around very often.
我發現自己...... I found myself...
啊！ Aah!
我找到了愛情...... I found love...
推！推！ Push! Push!
我找到了家人...... I found family...
加油！我們走吧！ Come on! Let's go!
最重要的是， and most of all,
我找到了目標。 I found purpose.
這就是我們的目標。維內加斯總統。 That's our target. President Venegas.
我們是來帶他出去的。 We're here to take him out.
地面見！ See you on the ground!
哼？ Huh?
不！媽的！哦！ No! Shit! Ohh!
哇！哦！哼！ Whoa! Ohh! Huh!
哦！ Ohh!
呃！ Unh!
哦，操！哎呀，媽的！ Oh, fuck! Aw, shit!
哼！ Huh!
不！哦！呃！ No! Ohh! Unh!
哼！ Huh!
人。呸。 Guys. Ugh.
就這樣， And just like that,
我的目的已經消失了。 my purpose was gone.
我回到了我試圖避免的正常生活 I went back to the normal life that I tried to avoid
感覺像是失敗的。 and couldn't feel more like a failure.
石匠！ Mason!
凱西上學要遲到了！ Casey's gonna be late for school!
早上好。 Good morning.
嘿！嘿！ Hey! Hey!
呜！ Mm-wha!
哎呀！你的呼吸聞起來很臭，爸爸。 Ew! Your breath smells, Daddy.
哦。得刷牙了。 Ohh. Got to brush my teeth.
還行。你想開車嗎？不！ OK. You want to drive? No!
好的，是的。不過，幾年後，這一切都是你的了。 OK. Yeah. In a few years, it's all yours, though.
好吧？你在？萬事。。。 All right? You in? Everything...
梅森，別忘了她的安全帶。 Mason, don't forget her seatbelt.
確保系好安全帶。 Make sure to buckle your seatbelt.
請。 Please.
向媽媽揮手，因為她會恨我 Wave to Mommy because she'll hate me
如果你不這樣做，甚至比她已經做的還要多。 even more than she already does if you don't.
你知道，學校怎麼樣？ You know, how's school going?
有一個叫蔡斯的男孩 There's a boy named Chase
這一直困擾著我。 that bothers me all the time.
他試圖親吻我什麼的。 He tries to kiss me and stuff.
男孩想吻你？你才 9 歲。 Boy tries to kiss you? You're 9.
爸爸，我8歲了。這讓情況變得更糟。 I'm 8, Daddy. That makes it even worse.
告訴你什麼。下次他試圖親吻你時， Tell you what. The next time he tries to kiss you,
你打了他的喉嚨。 you hit him in the throat.
你知道喉嚨是什麼嗎？ You know what the throat is?
我不是白癡。 I'm not an idiot.
只是在喉結中擊中了他。 Just hit him in the Adam's apple.
所有男孩都有。 All boys have them.
喜歡嗎？ Like penises?
呃，是的。善良——是的。 Uh, yes. Kind--yes.
呃，只是——就在這裡打他，好嗎？ Um, just--just hit him right here, OK?
這樣他一時就無法呼吸了。 It'll make it so he can't breathe for a little bit.
就像打他的陰莖一樣。 Like hitting him in the penis.
是的，你知道嗎？你也可以這樣做。 Yes, and you know what? You can do that, also.
好吧？好的，我們來了。 All right? OK. We're here.
記住你的背包。 Remember your backpack.
去吧，大肆破壞，別忘了你的書包。 Go forth, wreak havoc, and don't forget your bookbag.
再見，爸爸。 Bye, Daddy.
你有美好的一天，好嗎？ You have a great day, OK?
學習事物。 Learn things.
所以我告訴他們...... So I told them...
他們不能向我收取這些電話費用。 they can't charge me those calls.
我--我--我沒有打那些電話。 I--I--I didn't make those calls.
我--我--我甚至不知道這些數位中的任何一個。 I--I--I don't even know any of those numbers.
他們不會讓我一個人呆著的，夥計。 They won't leave me alone, man.
所以，嗯——所以你想僱用我 So, um--so you want to hire me
自。。。為你和你的電話公司爭論？ to...argue with your phone company for you?
只是我的舊電話公司。 Just my old phone company.
斯科特，呃...... Scott, uh...
你——你有我的話，我會讓這一切消失的。 you--you have my word I will make this all go away.
哦！謝謝。謝謝--謝謝。 Oh! Thank you. Thank--thank you.
謝謝。我可以給你一個保持器嗎？ Thank you. Can I give you a retainer?
如果保持器，我感覺會更好，也許只有 500 個。 I'd feel better with a retainer, maybe just 500.
喜歡你的風格，斯科特。 Like your style, Scott.
醫 管 局！哦，我的天哪。 Ha! Oh, my gosh.
謝謝。 Thank you.
這--你去吧。 This-- There you go.
這看起來很棒。我會—— This looks great. I'll--
哦，我的天哪。我會聯繫的，好嗎？ Oh, my gosh. I'll be in touch, OK?
好的，謝謝。 OK. Thank you.
還行。 OK.
你不寫，你不打電話。 You don't write, you don't call.
當我生活和呼吸時。 As I live and breathe.
塞巴斯蒂安·厄爾（Sebastian Earle）。嘿！ Sebastian Earle. Hey!
噢，夥計。看看你。 Aw, man. Look at you.
神。你在這裡幹什麼？ God. What are you doing here?
他們是怎麼讓你穿上西裝的？ How'd they get you in a suit?
我可以問你同樣的事情。 I could ask you the same thing.
開什麼玩笑？我即將接受 Are you kidding? I'm about to take on
一家全球通信集團， a global communications conglomerate,
所以我得看看這個角色。 so I got to look the part.
我似乎記得你說過戒煙法 I seem to recall you saying that quitting law
是你做過的最好的決定。 was the best decision you ever made.
我做了。成為一名律師 I did. And that becoming a lawyer
只會壓垮你的靈魂。 would only crush your soul.
是的，它有，但我有一個妻子和一個孩子， Yeah, it has, but I got a wife and a kid,
而且他們都需要收入，所以...... and they both require income, so...
取而代之的是，我為所有參與者創造了破碎的夢想。 in lieu of that, I generate broken dreams for all involved.
那麼，你有半個小時的時間留給老朋友嗎？ Well, do you have a half-hour to spare for an old friend?
我想向你展示一些東西。 I want to show you something.
我認為正義女神可以等待。 I think Lady Justice can wait.
那麼你怎麼看？ So what do you think?
我認為你需要一個律師。 I think you need a lawyer.
你知道一個好的嗎？不。 You know a good one? Nope.
繼續，夥計們。 Carry on, fellas.
是的，先生。嘿。 Yes, sir. Hey.
CDI.呵呵。小雞挖它。 CDI. Heh heh. Chicks Dig It.
實際上，合同防禦計劃， Actually, Contracted Defense Initiatives,
但是——但是，是的，他們做到了。 but--but, yes, they do.
你的名字，我們得到了它， You name it, we got it,
如果我們不這樣做，我們會找到它，購買它，或者建造它。 and if we don't, we'll find it, buy it, or build it.
我們可以在任何環境中運營 We can operate in any environment
以及任何操作條件。 and any operational condition.
我們是一站式商店和拍攝。 We are a one-stop shop and shoot.
靶場，類比村莊，我們自己的簡易機場， Ranges, mock villages, our own airstrip,
整個套件。 the whole kit.
我 7 年前開業了。是的，我記得， I opened up 7 years ago. Yeah, I remember,
但老實說，我從沒想過你會成功。 but honestly, I never thought you'd pull it off.
嘿。對你好，兄弟。 Hey. Good on you, brother.
好吧，我從美國政府開始， Well, I started with the U.S. government,
然後搬到歐洲，然後是亞洲， then moved to Europe, then Asia,
然後是南美洲。 then South America.
現在，我們80%以上是公司合同。 Now we're over 80% corporate contracts.
我們今年的總收入高達8位數。 We're grossing high 8 figures this year.
嘿。啊。私人保安工作對我來說一直有點危險。 Heh. Ahh. Private security work's always been a bit dicey for me.
這就像雇傭兵工作之間的一線之隔，是嗎？ It's, like, a thin line between mercenary work, yeah?
呜呜。加油。這就像任何企業一樣。 Naw. Come on. It's like any business.
我們銷售產品。 We sell a product.
這個產品就是安全。 That product is security.
那裡的穴居人，他們是你的產品嗎？ Cavemen out there, they're your product?
他們看起來很像，他們保持著和平。 They look the part, and they keep the peace.
招聘速度不夠快。 Can't hire fast enough.
成噸的前軍人，幾個員警--呵呵—— Tons of ex-military, a few cops--heh--
還有一些充滿激情的好老男孩 and some good, old boys with a passion
第二修正案。 for the Second Amendment.
還有類固醇。 And steroids.
不要問，不要說。是的。 Don't ask, don't tell. Yeah.
這些傢伙，呃，有可能 These guys are, uh, potentially
你的新同事。 your new colleagues.
不。不。 No. No.
不！ No!
不，不，不。 No, no, and no.
加油。 Come on.
我太崩潰了，我——我走樣了。 I'm too broken down, I'm--I'm out of shape.
我太老了，不能環遊世界，Seb。 I'm too old to go running around the world, Seb.
我在這裡過上了生活。 I got a life here.
梅森，我認識你。你——你很痛苦。 Mason, I know you. You're--you're miserable.
這不是重點。 That's not the point.
看。真相是否破碎 Look. The truth is broken or not
你看起來還是那個部分。 you still look the part.
我是出於個人的幫助而問的。 I'm asking as a personal favor.
我有一個簡單的個人保護細節。 I've got an easy personal protection detail.
這是一次性的。幫幫我吧？ It's a one-off. Just help me out, huh?
總產奶量。 Total milk run.
你們看起來不像送奶工。 You guys don't look like milkmen.
帕爾多尼亞萬歲！ ¡Viva Paldoñia!
歡迎大家來到帕爾多尼亞。 Everybody is welcome to Paldoñia.
這是一個美麗的國家，美麗。 It's a beautiful country, beautiful.
胡安·阿圖羅·維內加斯。 Juan Arturo Venegas.
你在跟我開玩笑？ You kidding me?
你為那個殺死了我們團隊一半的傢伙找了一份工作？ You took a job for the guy that killed half our team?
我們一開始就是為了殺了他。 We were there to kill him in the first place.
夥計，冷靜。這份工作不適合維內加斯。 Dude, chill. The job isn't for Venegas.
對於一個要採訪他的記者來說，這是身體的工作。 It's body work for a journalist who's gonna interview him.
只要出現，為她做一些櫥窗裝飾， Just show up, be some window dressing for her,
確保她不會被摸索。 make sure she doesn't get groped.
我們的一群朋友因為那個傢伙而死。 A bunch of our friends died because of that guy.
你不必告訴我。 You don't have to tell me.
我知道，你看。 I know, and look.
如果他被公共汽車撞了， If he were to get hit by a bus,
我不認為有人會為此感到太難過。 I don't think anybody would be too upset about it.
相信我，我很想自己做， Believe me, I'd love to do it myself,
但我在經營一家企業， but I'm running a business,
而現在，這家公司正在招聘一名記者 and right now, that business is getting a journalist
進出帕爾多尼亞。 in and out of Paldoñia.
是的。派你的另一個人。 Yeah. Send one of your other guys.
嘿。我不能為此饒過他們。 Heh. I can't spare them for this.
聽。我正試圖闖入 Listen. I'm trying to break into
記者的個人保護球拍， the personal protection racket for journalists,
這是第一步，所以我多付了錢。 and this is the first step, so I'm overpaying.
這是我想勾搭你，好嗎？ This is me trying to hook you up, OK?
沒有戲劇性。維內加斯正在派一架飛機 No drama. Venegas is sending a plane
明天去華盛頓特區接你們。 to D.C. tomorrow to pick you guys up.
我不感興趣。 I'm not interested.
20 grand 說你是。 20 grand says you are.
誰是記者？ Who's the journalist?
今年的獲獎者 This year's recipient
國際新聞與編輯獎 of the International Journalism and Editors Award
克雷爾·惠靈頓。 Claire Wellington.
謝謝。 Thank you.
最好的新聞業， Journalism at its best,
這是關於真相的。 it's about the truth.
我與所有記者分享這一點 I share this with all the journalists
誰報告事實 who report the facts
他們把真理看得比什麼都重要。 and who value the truth above all.
在我匆匆忙忙地打破一個重大故事時， In my haste to break a major story,
我忽略了......進行盡職調查 I neglected...to perform my due diligence
在適當的事實核查中 in properly fact checking
並徹底審查我的消息來源。 and thoroughly vetting my sources.
我已經辭去了這裡的職務。 I have resigned my position here.
確保她知道自己做錯了什麼。 Make sure that she knows what she did was wrong.
所以，呃，大家過得怎麼樣？ So, uh, how's everybody doing?
你讓你的女兒打一個男孩 You told your daughter to hit a boy
在喉嚨里，還有那個男孩的父親 in the throat, and that boy's father
是一名律師。呃...... is a lawyer. Um...
一個真正的律師。 A real lawyer.
呃，不管這是什麼，它消失了，它已經完成了。 Uh, whatever this is, it's gone, it's done.
我不能再這樣做了，梅森。 I can't do it anymore, Mason.
我不能——珍妮，不要反應過度。 I can't-- Jenny, don't overreact.
我沒有反應過度。我認為這可能是最好的 I'm not overreacting. I think it might be best
如果你真的搬出去了，對每個人來說都是如此。 for everybody if you did move out.
沒關係。我會去找凱西，我會去我媽媽家。 Never mind. I'll get Casey, and I'll go to my mom's.
不，我去。 No. I'll go.
嘿，爸爸。 Hey, Daddy.
你在幹什麼？ What are you doing?
建造一艘游輪。 Building a cruise ship.
游輪。哇。如果你能得到它，那是一個很好的演出。 Cruise ship. Wow. That's a good gig if you can get it.
啊。聽。我得出城幾天。 Ahh. Listen. I got to go out of town for a few days.
這是為了工作。 It's for work.
你要去的地方有雪球嗎？ Do they have snow globes where you're going?
告訴你什麼。如果他們這樣做了，我會給你買一個。 Tell you what. If they do, I'll get you one.
謝謝，爸爸。 Thanks, Daddy.
你要出城幾天是什麼意思？ What do you mean you're going out of town for a few days?
我找了一份工作。什麼？ I took a job. What?
是的。塞巴斯蒂安·厄爾（Sebastian Earle）勾搭上了我。 Yeah. Sebastian Earle hooked me up.
你的實踐呢？醫 管 局！ What about your practice? Ha!
你剛才說我不是一個真正的律師。 You just said a minute ago that I wasn't a real lawyer.
這是什麼工作？ What job is this?
這是私人保安。簡單的東西。 It's private security. Easy stuff.
梅森，不。 Mason, no.
你生命的那一部分已經結束了。 That part of your life is over.
你不會去讓自己被殺 You're not gonna go and get yourself killed
讓我們的女兒沒有父親撫養她。 and leave our daughter without a father to raise her.
就讓我賺這筆錢，好嗎？ Just let me make this money, OK?
你以為我不知道你有多不開心 You think I don't know how unhappy you are
只是一個丈夫和父親？ being just a husband and a father?
想像一下成為我的感覺， Imagine what it feels like to be me,
知道我是你安定的生活。 knowing that I'm the life you settled for.
珍妮，我—— Jenny, I--
轉念一想，實際上，你應該走了。 On second thought, actually, you should go.
也許這就是你需要的 Maybe that's what you need
修復自己。 to fix yourself.
職場政治 Politics in the workplace
而且——以及由此產生的後果，拜託。 and--and the fallout from that, please.
不。太棒了。當然，你對此很感興趣。 No. It's great. Of course you're being a weasel about this.
我不能說我很驚訝。 I can't say I'm surprised.
是的。我不想玷污你完美的聲譽。 Yeah. I wouldn't want to tarnish your perfect reputation.
你是聖人。我們都知道。 You're a saint. We both know it.
對不起。克雷爾·惠靈頓？ Excuse me. Claire Wellington?
好吧，請做，我會確定的 Well, please do, and I'll be sure
對任何願意聽的人說你的壞話。 to badmouth you to anyone who will listen.
嘿。真棒。是的。你也一樣，混蛋。 Hey. That's great. Yeah. Same to you, asshole.
惠靈頓小姐... Miss Wellington...
我--我是，呃--我來自CDI。 I'm--I'm, uh--I'm from CDI.
我是梅森·佩蒂茨。 I'm Mason Pettits.
你遲到了。車在哪兒？ You're late. Where's the car?
就是這樣，呃，這邊。 It's, uh, this way.
偉大。你能幫我解決這個問題嗎？ Great. Can you help me with this?
所以你是我的綠色貝雷帽。 So you're my Green Beret.
陸軍特種部隊。 Army Special Forces.
右。綠色貝雷帽是一頂帽子。 Right. A Green Beret is a hat.
三角洲部隊不是任何東西的名字，而是一部爛片。 Delta Force isn't the name of anything but a bad movie.
我見過你的同事。 I've met my share of your colleagues.
那麼你在哪裡服務？ So where'd you serve?
哦。所有最可愛的地方。 Oh. All the loveliest places.
我在中東， I was in the Middle East,
當然是南美洲。 South America of course.
哦！北卡羅來納州。 Ooh! North Carolina.
還有你無名指上的那條棕褐色線？ And that tan line on your ring finger?
我們在工作時不戴結婚戒指。 We don't wear wedding rings while we work.
如果你被俘虜，可能是一個壓力點。 Could be a possible pressure point if you're captured.
要麼是這樣，要麼你剛剛離婚。 Either that, or you just got a divorce.
所以我們要去帕爾多尼亞了。 So we're leaving for Paldoñia.
你知道嗎？ You know anything about it?
當然可以。 Sure do.
帕爾多尼亞就像一個...蒂姆·伯頓（Tim Burton）的電影。 Paldoñia's like a...Tim Burton movie.
它五顏六色，但他媽的令人毛骨悚然。 It's colorful, but it's creepy as fuck.
這是一個新的。 That's a new one.
我有一個獨家採訪 I have an exclusive interview
與胡安·阿圖羅·維內加斯總統。 with President Juan Arturo Venegas.
他不做採訪。 He doesn't do interviews.
呃，恕我直言，你明白是誰—— Um, with all due respect, do you understand at all who--
我想我理解得很好， I think I understand quite well,
但真正的問題是你明白嗎 but the real question is do you understand
你為什麼來？ why you're coming along?
我的猜測是不要發表我的意見 My guess is not to give my opinion
關於胡安·阿圖羅·維內加斯。 about Juan Arturo Venegas.
完善。那這就好了。 Perfect. Then this will be fine.
我將專注於維內加斯。您專注於確保 I'll focus on Venegas. You focus on making sure
我不會在酒店被搶劫或綁架。 I don't get robbed or kidnapped at the hotel.
拉！ Pull!
怎麼了，怎麼了？ What's up, what's up?
歡迎回到「臭名昭著的每日直播」。 Welcome back to "Infamous Daily Live."
我和GG Love在一起， I'm here with GG Love,
誰從做時間走了 who went from doing time
成為千萬富翁企業家 to being a multimillionaire entrepreneur
也是備受喜愛的服裝品牌的創始人。 and founder of the Much Loved clothing brand.
謝謝你來到這裡，GG。 Thanks for being here, GG.
快樂都是我的，寶貝。 Pleasure's all mines, baby.
給我們一個旋轉。炫耀你所擁有的。 Give us a spin. Show off what you got.
哇！我迫不及待地想買一個。 Wow! I can't wait to get one.
所以告訴我...... So tell me...
開懷大笑？該死！ Have a good laugh? Oh, shit!
這就是互聯網搜索能讓你得到的全部嗎？ Was that all an Internet search could get you?
相信我。那裡還有更糟糕的事情。 Trust me. There's far worse out there.
你年輕時移居美國嗎？ Did you move to the States when you were young?
我們登機時我注意到了你的英國護照， I noticed your British passport when we boarded,
你溜走了你的口音，所以...... and you slipped your accent, so...
可能小時候搬到這裡。 probably moved here as a kid.
我的意思是，如果我必須猜測的話。 I mean, if I had to guess.
沒有人問你的猜測。 Nobody's asking for your guesses.
b>為什麼選帕爾多尼亞？某種形象改造？ Why Paldoñia? Some sort of image makeover?
這可能會讓你感到震驚，親愛的， This might shock you, my dear,
但我沒有在牛津大學獲得學位 but I didn't take a degree at Oxford
涵蓋名人酒吧成人禮。 to cover celebrity bar mitzvahs.
帕爾多尼亞（Paldoñia）擁有一些最大的石油 Paldoñia has some of the largest oil
和世界上的天然氣田， and natural gas fields in the world,
維內加斯是最後一個純粹的獨裁者 and Venegas is the last pure autocrat
在西半球，他不做採訪 in the Western Hemisphere, and he doesn't do interviews
直到現在。 until now.
好吧，只是...... OK. Just...
只是想讓我坐在這裡閉嘴嗎？ just want me to sit here and shut up then?
聽起來絕對很棒。 Sounds absolutely brilliant.
惠靈頓小姐，歡迎來到帕爾多尼亞！ Miss Wellington, welcome to Paldoñia!
維內加斯總統，很高興見到...你。 President Venegas, so nice to meet...you.
艾莉向她致以問候。 Ellie sends her regards.
哦，我的上帝。你更美麗 Oh, my God. You are even more beautiful
親自而不是在電視上。 in person than on television.
謝謝。哇。哈哈哈！ Thank you. Hoo. Ha ha ha!
是這樣的？ It's like that?
哦。那是一份禮物。 Oh. That-- that was a gift.
什麼？我有這方面的許可證。 What? I have a permit for that.
在開始之前，我們必須自拍。 Before we begin, we must take a selfie.
哦。呃...... Oh. Um...
啊。是的。那是--嗯-- Ah. Yes. That's--um--
這裡有點亮。 It's a little bright out here.
是的？哦。哦！ Yes? Oh. Oh!
你同意嗎？是的。 You approve? Yes.
啊！太棒了。 Ahh! It's great.
我的追隨者會喜歡這個。 My followers are gonna love this.
使用整個拳頭？ Use the whole fist?
我買了那個。是的。 I bought that one. Yeah.
所以艾莉和你是室友 So Ellie and you were roommates
在大學里，是嗎？ in the university, yes?
我們的第二年和第四年，是的。 Our second and fourth years, yes.
嗯，呵呵。 Hmm. Heh heh.
好吧，艾莉的任何朋友都歡迎帕爾多尼亞。 Well, any friend of Ellie's is welcome in Paldoñia.
跟我說說她吧。她好嗎？ Tell me about her. How is she?
嗯，嗯...... Well, um...
她在堪薩斯州很開心。 she is very happy in Kansas.
我知道。堪薩斯州到底有什麼？ I know. What's in Kansas anyway?
她嫁給的富有的牧場主。 The rich rancher she married.
不再在堪薩斯州了，對吧？ Not in Kansas anymore, huh?
這是一個糟糕的笑話嗎？ Was it a bad joke?
不。“綠野仙蹤。” No. "The Wizard of Oz."
這是我最喜歡的電影之一。 It's one of my favorite movies.
我應該介紹你的。 I should have introduced you.
梅森是我的保護細節。 Mason is my protective detail.
他當然是。答案是肯定的。 Of course he is. Of course.
梅森·佩蒂茨（Mason Pettits），CDI最優秀的， Mason Pettits, CDI's finest,
前陸軍特種部隊，對吧？ former Army Special Forces, right?
Maison Petite（嬌小之家）。小房子。 Maison Petite. The little house.
我們也做自己的研究。 We do our own research, too.
哈哈哈！醫 管 局！ Ha ha ha! Ha!
瓦馬諾斯！ Vamanos!
你想騎我的種馬嗎？ Would you like to ride my stallion?
現在不行，謝謝。 Not now, thanks.
維內加斯總統，我真的很感謝你 President Venegas, I really appreciate you
給我這種訪問許可權。 giving me this kind of access.
呵呵！答案是肯定的。 Ho ho! Of course.
就像他們說的。 It's like they say.
瞎眼的豬必須用鼻子。 A blind pig must use its nose.
啊。哈哈。 Ah. Ha ha.
我的國家有很多美好的事情。 There are so many wonderful things about my country.
我迫不及待地想與世界分享它們。 I can't wait for you to share them with the world.
看。Mi gente.我的人民。 Look. Mi gente. My people.
我們面前有一個光明的未來，光明的未來。 There is a bright future ahead of us, bright future.
嘿。 Heh.
哈哈。言論自由在帕爾多尼亞非常普遍， Ha ha. Freedom of speech is very present in Paldoñia,
但讓我們繼續前進。 but let's move on.
我們走吧。我們走吧。繼續。繼續。 Vamos. Vamos. Adelante. Adelante.
只是確認。我們仍然在前進 Just confirming. We are still headed
今晚去你的牧場，對吧？ to your ranch tonight, right?
我要帶你去我的鄉間莊園。 I am taking you to my country estate.
我想你會喜歡的。 I think you're gonna love it.
讓我們乾杯吧？ Let's toast, huh?
好的，是的。 OK. Yes.
哈哈！一個給你， Ha ha! One for you,
一個給我， one for me,
我們為您的旅途平安乾杯...... and we toast for your safe travels...
以及新朋友。 and for new friends.
我喜歡。是的。 I like it. Yes.
啊，啊，啊。 Ah, ah, ah.
他來了......他來了...... Arriba... Arriba...
下。。。下。。。 abajo... abajo...
在中間...在中間... al centro... al centro...
爸爸丹特羅。好，哈哈哈！ pa' dentro. OK. Ha ha ha!
啊。咳咳。嘿。 Ahh. Ahem. Heh.
呃，如果你不介意的話，總統先生， Uh, if you don't mind, Mr. President,
我很想回顧一下我的一些面試問題 I'd love to go over a few of my interview questions
現在和你在一起。是的，當然。 with you now. Yes, of course.
不準備就是準備失敗。 No prepararse es prepararse para fallar.
沒有做好準備就是準備失敗？ Failing to prepare is preparing to fail?
哦。我喜歡。哈哈哈！ Ooh. I love it. Ha ha ha!
哈哈哈！ Ha ha ha!
做好失敗的準備吧？ Be ready to fail, huh?
我--噢！ I--ohh!
我們該怎麼辦，梅森？ What are we gonna do, Mason?
石匠！ Mason!
哦，我的上帝！ Oh, my God!
啊！趴下！ Aah! Stay down!
啊，梅森！趴下！ Aah, Mason! Get down!
哦，我的上帝！哦，我的上帝！ Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
不，不，不，不，不！ No, no, no, no, no!
石匠？ Mason?
發生了什麼事情？趴下！ What's happening? Stay down!
哦！哦！ Oh! Ohh!
啊！ Aah!
你在幹什麼？ What are you doing?
該死！ Oh, shit!
起床。起床。什麼？ Get up. Get up. What?
起床。現在系好安全帶。 Get up. Put your seatbelts on now.
天啊。 Oh, God.
- 呃！哦！ - Unh! - Ohh!
哦！哎呀！ Ooh! Ow!
克雷爾，你還好嗎？是的？是的。 Claire, are you OK? Yes? Yes.
告訴你這是我的。 Told you this was mine.
好的，好的。 OK, OK.
嘿。好的，留在這裡。 Hey. OK. Stay here.
嗯哼。嗯哼。 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
哼！ Huh!
男人。 Man.
嘿。 Hey.
“留在這裡”的哪一部分沒有得到？ What part of "stay here" did you guys not get?
哦，我的背。哦。 Oh, my back. Ohh.
哦。只。。。 Oh. Just...
好的，好的。 OK. OK.
佩蒂茨先生。還行。 Mr. Pettits. OK.
謝謝。神！哦！我的背！ Thank you very much. God! Ohh! My back!
啊。我的背。你沒事吧？ Ahh. My back. Are you OK?
是的。給我一秒鐘。 Yeah. Just give me a second.
你確定你沒事嗎？你想按摩嗎？ Are you sure you're OK? You want a massage?
還行。 OK.
到底發生了什麼？ What the hell just happened?
發生了什麼事？ What happened?
您的單人安全細節發生了。 Your one-man security detail happened.
他是個英雄。 He's a hero.
梅森，這是怎麼回事？ Mason, what's going on?
這是怎麼回事？這個地方是 What's going on? This place is
一如既往的秀。 a shitshow like it always was.
我們本來就不該來的。 We never should have come.
我們走吧。 Let's go.
我們應該尋求説明嗎？ Should we call for help?
是的，但我們會在安全的地方打電話。 Yeah, but we'll call when we're someplace safe.
咳咳。你能相信嗎？ Ahem. Can you believe this?
什麼？ What?
這是一場政變。 C'est un coup d'état.
政變？ A coup?
普塔納！默德！ Putana! Merde!
我無法躲避！ I cannot hide from this!
醫 管 局！現在隱藏似乎是個好主意。 Ha! Hiding seems like a great idea right now.
這不是叛亂分子的暗殺企圖。 This is not a rebel assassination attempt.
一，看起來真的是這樣。 One, really looks like it is.
第二，無論如何你都搞砸了，所以...... Two, you're screwed regardless, so...
我必須阻止這種情況。 I have to stop this.
我想我只是做到了。 I think I just did.
停止推翻我的政府， Stop the overthrow of my government,
你要跟我到首都去 and you will come with me to the capital
並説明我保護我的人民。 and help me protect my people.
新聞快訊——你的人只是想殺了你，好嗎？ Newsflash--your people just tried to kill you, all right?
把我們算出來。 Count us out.
你能把我的包遞給我嗎？ Can you hand me my bag?
什麼？我的包。 What? My bags.
我們必須在一天結束前讓你離開這裡。 We got to get you out of here by the end of the day.
你永遠不會需要它。 You're never gonna need it.
我和一個國家的總統在一起 I'm with the president of a country
在政變中。 in the middle of a coup.
這是一生的獨家新聞。 This is the scoop of a lifetime.
你必須活著才能擁有一生的獨家新聞，好嗎？ You got to be alive to have the scoop of a lifetime, OK?
當你在某個安全的地方時，你會打破你的故事。 You'll break your story when you're someplace safe.
什麼？一把非常大的槍。 What's that? A really big gun.
我們走。 Let's move.
加油。 Come on.
哦！ Ohh!
緊張的節拍。 Battement tendu.
尖。 En pointe.
是的。 Yes.
怎麼樣？ How's it?
每個人 都？ Everyone?
是的。非常好。 Yes. Excellent.
不好意思。繼續。 Sorry. Go ahead.
明白了。 I see.
那就保持聯繫吧。 Be in touch then.
鎖，鎖，瑪莎。天鵝。 Brava, brava, Marta. The swan.
安可，安可！ Encore, encore!
媽的。 Shit.
等等，等等，梅森。 Wait, wait, Mason.
我c--我不能，我不能，我不能。 I c--I can't, I can't, I can't.
我不能。哦。 I can't. Ohh.
我想我們正在休息一下。 I guess we're taking a break.
哦。 Ohh.
你還好嗎，惠靈頓小姐？ Are you OK, Miss Wellington?
我很好。哦，好。 I'm good. Oh, good.
那麼誰在想殺我們呢？ So who's trying to kill us?
沒有人。沒有人試圖殺死我們。 Nobody. Nobody is trying to kill us.
他們正試圖殺死他。 They're trying to kill him.
啊。 Ah.
哦。你有一部衛星電話。 Oh. You have a satellite phone.
你要打電話給誰？ Who you gonna call?
我正在尋求説明。 I'm calling for help.
厄爾。唷。是梅森。我們被擊中了。 Earle. Yo. It's Mason. We got hit.
媽的！發生了什麼事？你還好嗎，梅森？ Shit! What happened? You OK, Mason?
出城時，他們把我們的車開走了。 Heading out of town, they took out our vehicles.
我把我們安全帶出去了，但我—— I got us out safe, but I--
兄弟，我們被困住了。我不知道我們在哪裡。 bro, we're stuck. I got no idea where we're at.
惠靈頓安全嗎？ Is Wellington safe?
是的。她和我在一起，還有維內加斯 Yeah. She's with me, and Venegas
也在這裡。 is here, too.
什麼？他為什麼和你在一起？ What? Why is he with you?
他的團隊呢？ What about his team?
死。兄弟，你得送我們一程。 Dead. Bro, you got to get us a ride.
抓緊。 Hang tight.
GPS有你的位置。 GPS has your position.
有一片空地......向東 3 公里。 There's a clearing... 3 klicks east.
通過helo去那裡。 Exfil there by helo.
我要打電話給該地區的一些同事。 I'm gonna call some colleagues in the area.
我幫你去接。 I'll get you picked up.
嘿。牛奶跑就這麼多。 Heh. So much for a milk run.
我可以使用你們的手機嗎？不。 May I use your phone? Nope.
但我需要打個電話。 But I need to make a call.
嘿。我不在乎。 Heh. I don't care.
石匠。什麼？ Mason. What?
告訴我為什麼我應該幫他一個忙。 Tell me why I should do a favor for him.
好吧，例如，因為，呃，我可以 Well, for example, because, uh, I can have
你因為是外國間諜而被捕。 you arrested for being a foreign spy.
也許那時我發動了自己的政變。 Maybe I pull a coup of my own then.
住手，梅森！ Stop it, Mason!
歌唱？獨裁者不會唱歌。 Singing? Dictators don't get to sing.
真？好吧，那就繼續吧。 Really? Well, then go ahead.
去做吧，佩蒂茨先生。 Do it, Mr. Pettits.
我不怕死， I am not afraid of death,
我不怕像你這樣的人。 and I am not afraid of people like you.
做吧。 Do it.
嘿 嘿！請把槍放下。 Hey, hey! Put the gun down, please.
只顧眼前。 Knock yourself out.
謝謝。不用擔心。 Thank you. Don't worry.
我會讓它變得嬌小。 I'll make it petite.
同胞。 Hermanos.
塞諾爾。 Señor.
嘿。哈哈！ Heh. Ha ha!
嗯哼。啊！ Uh-huh. Ah!
他是在問我穿什麼嗎？ Is he asking what I'm wearing?
不，他是在描述你穿的衣服。 No, he's describing what you're wearing.
別看我。他是你朋友的朋友。 Don't look at me. He's your friend of a friend.
是的。只是沒有意識到他和艾莉 Yeah. Just didn't realize he and Ellie
仍然保持聯繫。 kept in touch still.
什麼？採訪。 What? The interview.
這顯然是他邀請我來這裡的原因。 That's obviously why he invited me here.
他邀請你了？ He invited you?
為什麼？因為我不僅僅是 Why? Because I'm not just
現在是名人新聞記者嗎？ a celebrity news reporter to you now?
不。我以為你成功了。 No. I thought you landed the interview.
醫 管 局！每個人都要求他接受採訪， Ha! Everybody's asked him for an interview,
但帕爾多尼亞基本上是媒體停電 but Paldoñia's been basically a media blackout
在過去的十年中。 for the last decade.
然後就這樣，他給我發了電子郵件， Then just like that, he e-mailed me,
問我是否要面試。 asked me if I wanted an interview.
你認為你為什麼在這裡？ Why do you think you're here?
我並非完全無知。 I'm not totally clueless.
謝謝。 Thank you.
請告訴我們你有好消息。 Please tell us you have good news.
哦，我有個好消息。 Oh, I have wonderful news.
我只是在和我的侄子豪爾赫說話。 I was just talking to Jorge, my nephew.
他是政變的幕後黑手。 He's the one behind the coup.
這是個好消息？ That's good news?
是的，這是個好消息。 Yes, it's great news.
你看，我愛我的侄子，但他是個白癡。 You see, I love my nephew, but he's an idiot.
所以他——他剛剛告訴你？ So he--he just told you?
不。他什麼都沒告訴我， No. he didn't tell me anything,
但他什麼都說了。嗯？ but he said everything. Hmm?
如果他知道，他不會動一根手指 He will not move a finger if he knows
我還活著， that I am still alive,
所以我告訴他一切都很好 so I told him that everything was OK
我們要去見他。 and that we were gonna go to see him.
你看，你必須總是撫摸頭部 You see, you must always stroke the head
你要切斷。 that you are going to cut off.
那麼他是在與叛亂分子合作嗎？ So is he working with the rebels?
不，不，不，不。 No, no, no, no.
叛亂分子也認為他是個白癡。 The rebels also think that he's an idiot.
嘿。我們走吧。 Heh. Let's go.
回到首都。 Back to the capital.
嘿。不。 Heh. No.
不。 No.
做你想做的事。 Do what you want.
我們要離開這裡了。 We're getting out of here.
我們不能就這樣離開他。 We can't just leave him.
剛剛做到了。 Just did.
我需要報告這一點。 I need to report this.
我們不能讓另一個政府 We can't just let another government
在另一個貧窮的國家被推翻 in another poor country get overthrown
在另一場政變中，沒有人注意。 in another coup and nobody pays attention.
加油。不要讓 Venegas 把你吸進去。 Come on. Don't let Venegas suck you in.
他是一個教科書式的和社會者。 He's a textbook sociopath.
他看起來還好。 He seems OK.
請。閱讀漢娜·阿倫特（Hannah Arendt）。 Please. Read Hannah Arendt.
我有。 I have.
我很清楚世界的期望 I'm well aware what the world expects
此刻來自克雷爾·惠靈頓（Claire Wellington）， from Claire Wellington at the moment,
但我犧牲了一切 but I have sacrificed everything
為了我的事業——我的家庭、人際關係、我的生活—— for my career--my family, relationships, my life--
所以如果我拒絕，請原諒我 so forgive me if I refuse to be
贏得皮博迪獎的笑柄 the laughingstock who went from winning a Peabody
覆蓋名人洞穴。 to covering celebrity man caves.
這是我的機會， This is my chance,
而且它的效果比我所希望的要好。 and it's working out better than I ever could have hoped.
是的，這是看待它的一種方式。 Yeah, it's one way of looking at it.
犯 錯！ Err!
塞巴斯蒂安。 Sebastian.
Mason Pettits，我們接到了你在CDI的老闆打來的電話。 Mason Pettits, we got a call from your boss at CDI.
聽說你需要電梯。 Heard you needed a lift.
是的，我們當然知道。 Yeah, we sure do.
為您準備了兩分鐘的預計到達時間。 Got an ETA of two minutes for you.
有沒有可以放下鳥的地方？ Got a spot where I can set the bird down?
是的，我們現在正朝著空地前進。 Yeah, we're headed towards the clearing right now.
呃，你有我的GPS嗎？ Uh, you got my GPS?
我們正直奔它。 We're heading straight for it.
你不能足夠快地到達這裡。我們將隨時待命。 You can't get here fast enough. We'll be standing by.
好的，坐好。幾分鐘后我們就會被接走。 OK. Sit tight. We're getting picked up in a few minutes.
你確定我們不能留下來嗎？ Are you sure we can't stay?
哦，我確定。 Oh, I'm sure.
讓你越過邊境接你。 Get you picked up across the border.
你會發現一個有免費Wi-Fi什麼的星巴克， You'll find a Starbucks with free Wi-Fi or something,
從那裡打破你的故事。 break your story from there.
確定確定？ Sure sure?
如果你死了，你就不能得到皮博迪。 You can't get a Peabody if you're dead.
維內加斯呢？你認為他會沒事的嗎？ What about Venegas? You think he'll be OK?
我不在乎維內加斯！ I don't give a shit about Venegas!
你和他有什麼關係？ What is your deal with him?
我現在可以聞到免費Wi-Fi的味道了。 I can smell the free Wi-Fi now.
不好。 Not good.
跑！跑！什麼？！ Run! Run! What?!
啊！ Aah!
啊！啊！啊！ Agh! Aah! Aah!
啊！啊！ Aah! Aah!
加油！ Come on!
天啊！ Oh, God!
加油。 Come on.
開什麼玩笑？ Are you kidding me?
擁抱吮吸！ Embrace the suck!
啊！哦！哦！ Aah! Ohh! Ohh!
啊！ Aah!
仍然對報導政變感到興奮嗎？ Still excited to cover a coup?
越來越不誠實。是的。 Less and less honestly. Yeah.
媽的！他要再打一輪。 Shit! he's going for another round.
待在原地。 Stay put.
告訴我你明白了。 Tell me you got that.
跑！ Run!
石匠？ Mason?
哦。不是梅森。 Oh. Not Mason.
因為躲在樹上是個好主意。 Because hiding in a tree is such a good idea.
哼！ Huh!
你沒事吧？ Are you OK?
是的。我很好。 Yeah. I'm good.
您需要説明嗎？ Do you need help?
恩。 Enn.
哦！ Ooh!
你很好？呸。 You good? Ugh.
突然間，我很高興我付錢給你跟著走。 Suddenly, I'm very glad I paid you to tag along.
石匠！ Mason!
呃！啊！ Unh! Aah!
維內加斯在哪裡？ Where is Venegas?
啊！ Aah!
我在這裡。 I'm here.
哦！ Ohh!
啊！ Aah!
普塔！ Puta!
哦。惠靈頓小姐，我是——我很抱歉 Oh. Miss Wellington, I am--I am so sorry
為我造成的混亂。 for the mess that I have made.
謝謝。 Thank you.
你從哪裡來？ Where did you come from?
從那棵樹後面。 From behind that tree.
不是字面意思。 Not literally.
手炮是怎麼回事？ What's up with the hand cannon?
胡安妮塔？是的。 Juanita? Yeah.
什麼樣的自私心理獨裁者 What kind of egomaniacal psycho dictator
如果維內加斯沒有一把大槍，他會是嗎？ would Venegas be if he didn't have a big gun?
所採取的點。 Point taken.
科霍斯特上校。 Colonel Koehorst.
巴斯克斯將軍， General Vásquez,
我的客戶非常失望 my clients are very disappointed that
你舅舅還活著，惹事生非。 your uncle is still alive and causing trouble.
看來你的手下也一樣 It would appear that your men likewise
沒能殺了我叔叔。 failed to kill my uncle.
當然，我們的安排開局並不順利。 Certainly our arrangement's off to a shaky start.
我的客戶需要保證 My clients need assurance that
他們在貴國的投資仍然是安全的。 their investment in your country remains secure.
清楚嗎？ Is that clear?
是的。咳咳。 Yes. Ahem.
好。 Good.
謝謝。 Thank you.
寧可死一個人，也不要死一千人。 Better one man dies instead of a thousand.
咳咳。 Ahem.
謝謝。是的。 Thanks. Yeah.
啊。 Ahh.
嗯，這隻是......棒。 Well, this is just...awesome.
是的。 Yeah.
那你是怎麼受傷的呢？ So how'd you get wounded?
你的背部。看到你一直喜歡它。 Your back. Saw you've been favoring it.
上帝啊，我很抱歉試圖擁有 God, I'm sorry for trying to have
在叢林中與您共度人類時刻 a human moment with you in the middle of a jungle
我們隨時可能死去。 where we could die at any second.
不久前，我執行的任務橫盤了。 Mission I was on went sideways a while back.
我受傷了。我的背很痛。 I got injured. My back hurts.
這發生在這裡嗎？ Did that happen here?
是的。 Yeah.
這是我的最後一次任務。 It was my last mission.
所以你結婚了......還是已婚？ And so you're married... or were married?
我沒有完全遵循戒指的事情。 I didn't quite follow with the ring thing.
嘿。 Heh.
是的。 Yes.
現在可能已經分開了。 Probably separated by now.
嗯。 Hmm.
我只是更擅長成為一名操作員 I was just way better at being an operator
比我在正常的日常生活中。 than I am at normal, day-to-day life.
然後我受傷了，然後我出去了， Then I got hurt, then I got out,
然後我只是吮吸。 and then I just sucked.
我變得低落了。 I got low.
我花了好幾年時間才弄清楚如何成為一名律師。 Took me years to figure out how to become a lawyer.
等。你是律師嗎？ Wait. You're a lawyer?
是的。正式。 Yeah. Officially.
通過了酒吧，整整 9 個。 Passed the Bar, whole 9.
醫 管 局！ Ha!
以為這會讓我感覺更正常。 Thought it would make me feel more normal.
嗯。 Mmm.
原來這讓我更討厭自己。 Turns out it just made me hate myself more.
所以你進入了私人保安？ So you got into private security?
是的。 Yeah.
你現在這樣做多久了？ How long you been doing that now?
呃，是什麼，5... Uh, it's what, 5...
4...3 天？ 4...3 days?
什麼？CDI說你是他們最好的。 What? CDI said you were their best.
你看到我拿出一架直升機。 You saw me take out a helicopter.
我的意思是，我認為你的錢物有所值，對吧？ I mean, I think you got your money's worth, right?
我的意思是，來吧。那是—— I mean, come on. That was--
這很酷。 that was pretty cool.
這真是太酷了。 That was pretty damn cool.
呃，我們應該四處走走。 Uh, we should go around.
那會有多粗魯？ How rude would that be?
這可能不安全。 It probably isn't safe.
這是非常安全的。 It's very safe.
歡迎來到薩布麗娜，我的家。 Welcome to Sabrina, my home.
呵呵。 Heh heh.
啊。醫 管 局！哈哈哈！ Ahh. Ha! Ha ha ha!
克雷爾，梅森， Claire, Mason,
這是我最年長的朋友埃內斯托·桑多瓦爾。 this is my oldest friend Ernesto Sandoval.
他是這個村子的首領。 He is the leader of this village.
這是一種榮譽。 It's an honor.
哦！哦！ Oh! Oh!
他說什麼？ What did he say?
我猜是有趣的事情。 Something funny, I guess.
這是佩皮諾。 This is Pepino.
他是酋長的女婿。 He is the, the son-in-law of the chief.
他明天會送我們進城。 He will give us a ride into town tomorrow.
明天？是的，梅森。 Tomorrow? Yes, Mason.
沒有人在這個地區旅行 Nobody travels in this region
晚上的國家。 of the country at night.
甚至連雇傭兵都沒有。 Not even mercenaries.
把它當作一個休息的機會 Consider it a chance to rest
並洗去血跡。 and wash off the blood.
還行。 OK.
呃。。。 Uh...
哦！哦，我的上帝！ Ohh! Oh, my God!
哈哈哈！ Ha ha ha!
我只是——我沒有—— I just-- I didn't--
什麼也沒看到。 didn't see anything.
呼！ Whew!
哦。呼！ Oh. Hoo!
好墨水，女人。 Nice ink, woman.
顏色給我留下了深刻的印象，佩蒂茨先生。 Color me impressed, Mr. Pettits.
一點也不嬌小。 Not petite at all.
我們來面試好嗎？ Shall we do the interview?
哼？ Huh?
那你又要我做什麼呢？ So what do you want me to do again?
只是一個標準的兩發。 Just a standard two-shot.
在基礎訓練中沒有完全學到這一點。 Didn't exactly learn that in basic training.
只要確保我們倆都在畫面中。 Just make sure we're both in the frame.
我們可以開始了嗎？請。 Shall we begin? Please.
還行。讓我... OK. Let me just...
我們在滾動？ We're rolling?
呃，是的，是的，是的。 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
維內加斯總統，謝謝你對我講話 President Venegas, thank you for speaking to me
關於過去 12 小時內發生的事件。 about the events that have transpired over the past 12 hours.
我真的很感激這個機會 I truly appreciate the opportunity
與你交談。 of speaking with you.
世界很快就會更早地瞭解到這一點 The world will soon learn that earlier
今天早上，你在一次暗殺未遂中倖存下來 this morning you survived an assassination attempt
這導致了死亡 that resulted in the deaths
整個安全團隊。 of your entire security team.
可悲的是，是的。 Sadly, yes.
你認為誰是這場未遂政變的幕後黑手？ Who do you think is behind this attempted coup?
我們的土地及其礦產資源已被開發 Our land and its mineral resources have been exploited
很長一段時間以來，被局外人所束縛， by outsiders for a very long time,
這些局外人已經不是什麼秘密了 and it is no secret that these outsiders
多年來一直支援我的總統職位 have propped up my presidency for many years
而我卻背棄了我的人民。 while I turned my back on my people.
中央情報局，SAS，他們只是一個工具 The CIA, the SAS, they're only a tool
在像我這樣的國家影響像我這樣的領導人， to influence leaders like me in countries like mine,
但真正的權力始終掌握在手中 but the real power has always been in the hands
賺了數十億美元的首席執行官和股東 of CEOs and shareholders that make billions
在我的人民的背上，從我們的自然資源中出來。 out of our natural resources on the back of my people.
所以公司是企圖殺害你的幕後黑手嗎？ So the corporations were behind the attempt on your life?
我和你在一起。攻擊者似乎是 I was with you. The attackers seemed like
職業軍人。 professional soldiers.
這些人買不到什麼，克雷爾？ What can't these people buy, Claire?
你認為暗殺企圖很可怕嗎？ You think an assassination attempt is scary?
試著告訴一家全球能源公司的首席執行官 Try telling the CEO of a global energy company
去他媽的他媽媽，看著你的貨幣貶值 to go fuck his mother and watch your currency drop
電話會議結束時達到 70%。 70% by the end of the conference call.
帕爾多尼亞有幸獲得了第二次機會。 Paldoñia has been blessed with a second chance.
我的拳頭裡是鑭系元素， In my fists are lanthanides,
稀土金屬是核心成分 rare earth metals that are the core component
對於每一項新技術，手機、平板電腦、 for every new technology, cell phones, tablets,
電動汽車、MRI機器。 electric cars, MRI machines.
這些公司，他們想利用 These corporations, they want to exploit
我們的新資源價值微乎其微， our new resource by a pittance of what it's worth,
我告訴他們，我不會允許的， and I have told them that I will not allow it,
這就是為什麼他們要殺了我。 which is why they're trying to kill me.
帕爾多尼亞將成為第一大供應商 Paldoñia will become the number one provider
世界上最貴重的金屬。 of the world's most precious metal.
你在這裡得到了一個相當誇張的片子。 Quite a puff piece you got here.
是的。 Yeah.
橋。他們來了。 The bridge. Here they come.
你還記得嗎？ Do you remember that?
你回來了。呸呸呸呸！拿著那個！ You come back. Ba ba ba ba! Take that!
右？ Right?
我告訴你。 I'm telling you.
-你救了我的命。-是的。 - You saved my life. - Yes.
非常令人印象深刻。 Very impressive.
喔！ Whoo!
馬斯，馬斯。 Más, más.
太棒了！太棒了！ Bravo! Bravo!
你——你不必睡在椅子上，梅森。 Y-you don't have to sleep in a chair, Mason.
我睡得更糟。 I've slept in worse.
想玩個遊戲，看看誰能得到床嗎？ Want to play a game to see who gets the bed?
還行。如果你知道這是什麼， OK. If you know what this is,
我會有麻煩的。 I'm gonna be in trouble.
那是曼荼羅。 That's a mandala.
我猜你是在印度得到的， I'm guessing you got it in India,
出差。 work trip.
醫管 局。還行。 Ha. OK.
還行。 OK.
這是拉丁語。 This is Latin.
“她用自己的翅膀飛翔。” "She flies with her own wings."
那是拉丁語？它，嗯—— That's Latin? It, um--
咳咳——太酷了。 ahem--it's cool.
是的。我幾年前就得到了它 Yeah. I got it a few years ago
提醒大家，一切都會好起來的。 as a reminder that everything's gonna work out fine.
你為什麼需要這個提醒， And why would you need that reminder,
除了和一個沒有經驗的保鏢在一起 aside from being here with an inexperienced bodyguard
並被雇傭兵追捕？ and being hunted by mercenaries?
哦。嘖，嘖嘖嘖，嘖嘖 Oh. Ttt, ttt, tt.
停。 Stop.
呃......嘿。 Um...heh.
你能看到嗎？ Can you see that?
是的。呃，無政府狀態？ Yep. Uh, anarchy?
什麼，你不相信任何形式的政府嗎？ What, do you not believe in any form of government?
我十幾歲的時候沒有。 I didn't when I was a teenager.
我非常叛逆。 I was very rebellious.
我可以買。 I can buy that.
嗯。它讓我進入了新聞業， Hmm. It got me into journalism,
你知道，面對權力， you know, confronting power,
與政府鬥爭以瞭解真相。 fighting governments to get to the truth.
有什麼不愛的？ What's not to love?
是的。答案是肯定的。 Yeah, yeah. Of course.
所以不管你怎麼想， So whatever you thought,
我來這裡是為了一個機會 I came here for the chance
與獨裁者對抗 to confront a dictator
並追究權力的責任。 and hold power to account.
這就是我來這裡的原因。 That's why I came here.
不是為了我的職業生涯。 Not for my career.
也許對我的職業生涯有一點點。 Maybe a little bit for my career.
嘿。 Heh.
現在，你告訴我一些事情。 Now, you tell me something.
晚安。 Good night.
你喜歡這個嗎？ Are you enjoying this?
我只是在做我的工作。 I'm just doing my job.
是的。我也是。 Yeah. Me, too.
我c--我不能。咳咳。我不能。 I c--I can't. Ahem. I can't.
你仍然愛她。 You still love her.
是的。 Yeah.
時機，對吧？ Timing, right?
是的。最糟糕的。哈哈哈！ Yeah. The worst. Ha ha ha!
晚安，佩蒂茨先生。 Good night, Mr. Pettits.
晚安，惠靈頓小姐。 Good night, Miss Wellington.
上午。 Morning.
唷。我們得走了。 Yo. We got to go.
嘿。 Heh.
噢。你還是不放過我 Aww. You're still not gonna let me go
去聖地牙哥港講這個故事，對吧？ to Puerto Santiago to tell this story, huh?
這是負面的。你得到了你的獨家。 That's a negative. You got your exclusive.
我們把你帶到安全的地方，你打破了你的故事。 We get you to safety, you break your story.
你認為我的故事夠多了嗎？ Do you think I have enough of a story?
我的意思是，是的，我讓維內加斯告訴他， I mean, yes, I have Venegas telling his side,
但它仍然可以被當作咆哮而駁回 but it could still be dismissed as the rantings
一個試圖解釋的獨裁者 of a dictator trying to explain away
一場民眾起義。 a popular revolt.
這是真的。 That is true.
世界一直都是冷漠的 The world has always been largely apathetic
對我的國家。 towards my country.
這對許多人都有好處，但對我的人民沒有好處。 That has served many well but not my people.
這就是為什麼今天我要去聖地牙哥港 That is why today I am going to Puerto Santiago
為了我人民的未來。 for the future of my people.
非常鼓舞人心。我只是要搬家 Very inspiring. I'm just gonna move
把你的人民救到次要位置的妄想 the delusions of saving your people to the back burner
而不是把我們殺到最前面。 and not getting us killed to the front burner.
你為什麼在這裡，梅森？ Why are you here, Mason?
什麼？是的。 What? Yes.
你為什麼在帕爾多尼亞？ Why are you here in Paldoñia?
對她來說。為了保護她。 For her. To protect her.
真？這就是為什麼你認為你在這裡？ Really? That's why you think you're here?
嗯。對於這樣一個憤世嫉俗的人， Hmm. For such a cynical man,
你太天真了，梅森。 you are hopelessly naive, Mason.
在所有地方中，你被送到這裡。 Out of all places, you were sent here.
問題是為什麼，梅森。 The question is why, Mason.
他們。是梅森。 Yo. It's Mason.
梅斯。你沒事吧？我在這裡嚇壞了。 Mace. Are you OK? I'm freaking out here.
是的。這是怎麼回事，兄弟？ Yeah. What's the story, bro?
你把我送到這裡來，因為你認為我會翻身？ You sent me down here because you thought I'd roll over?
也許我太亂了，無法處理它？ Maybe I was too big of a mess to handle it?
因為我，就像，擁有一堆這樣的傢伙。 Because I, like, owned a bunch of these dudes.
你在談論什麼？來吧，夥計。 What are you talking about? Come on, man.
你真的會試圖說服我，是你派我來的 You really gonna try to convince me you sent me
在這裡隨機遇見那個殺了我們一半朋友的傢伙， down here randomly to meet the guy who killed half our friends,
然後我來到這裡的那一天，巧合， and then the day I get here, by coincidence,
一群南非人發生政變？ there's a coup with a bunch of South Africans?
它應該很棒。 It should be great.
梅斯，這不是你想的那樣，好嗎？ Mace, it's not what you think, all right?
只是呼吸。 Just breathe.
我像兄弟一樣愛你。是的？ I love you like a brother. Yeah?
我唯一想不通的是你為什麼需要我在這裡。 The only thing I can't figure out is why you needed me down here.
他們想讓你處理掉他。 They wanted you to dispose of him.
殺死維尼加斯？ Kill Venegas?
在他的牧場。 At his ranch.
他的一個保鏢要給你拿槍， One of his bodyguards was gonna get you a gun,
偷偷溜進他的臥室。 sneak you into his bedroom.
是的，但為什麼是我？ Yeah, but why me?
我以為幹掉那傢伙會是一份禮物 I thought it'd be a gift to take out the guy
誰殺了我們的兄弟， who killed our brothers,
但顯然他的侄子認為維內加斯 but apparently his nephew thought Venegas
嘻嘻哈哈，他跳了槍。 was hip to it, and he jumped the gun.
我絕不會把你送到那裡去的 I never would've sent you down there
如果我認為會有政變。 if I thought there was gonna be a coup.
塞布，你把自己弄成什麼樣的精神錯亂了？ Seb, what kind of insanity have you gotten yourself into?
看。安全承包， Look. Security contracting,
你和一些陰暗的人打交道。 you deal with some shady people.
其中一些會蹭到你身上。 Some of it rubs off on you.
這些人是誰？誰付錢給你的？ Who are these people? Who paid you?
南非人也是承包商。 The South Africans are contractors, too.
惠靈頓面試時，他們找到了我。 They approached me when the Wellington interview happened.
他們--他們--他們代表那些想要控制的人—— They--they--they rep people who want to take control of the--
鑭系元素。右。 The lanthanides. Right.
梅斯，這裡有一個簡單的解決方法。 Mace, there's an easy fix here.
在維內加斯放一顆子彈。 Put a bullet in Venegas.
為我們失去的人做這件事。 Do it for the guys we lost.
為他的國家做這件事。 Do it for his country.
為世界而做。 Do it for the world.
梅斯？馬-- Mace? Ma--
你好？ Hello?
蜂蜜？ Honey?
嗨，爸爸。 Hi, Daddy.
嘿。呃。。。 Hey. Uh...
嘿。我，嗯——我只是想告訴你 hey. I, um--I just wanted to tell you
我非常愛你和媽媽。 that I love you and Mommy so much.
爸爸，我也愛你。 I love you too, Daddy.
爸爸，媽媽很傷心。 Daddy, Mommy is sad.
你應該回家了。 You should come home.
是的。是的。 Yeah. Yeah.
我——我保證我很快就會回家。 I--I promise I'll be home soon.
嘿。是——媽媽在嗎？ Hey. Is--is Mommy there?
你現在可以給媽媽打電話嗎？ Can you put Mom on the phone right now?
好吧，但她告訴奶奶她沒有 OK, but she told Grandma that she doesn't
想再次與您交談，直到您得到 want to talk to you again until you get
你們的狗屎在一起。 your shit together.
嘿。咳咳。 Heh. Ahem.
就把媽媽放在電話上吧，親愛的。 Just put mom on the phone, sweetheart.
媽咪！爸爸在打電話。 Mommy! Daddy's on the phone.
好的，親愛的。你去準備吧。 OK, honey. You go get ready.
還行。 OK.
石匠？嘿。 Mason? Hey.
你在哪裡？ Where are you?
我只是在一家商店裡給凱西買東西。 I'm just in a shop getting Casey something.
詭計。在。。。 Listen. Um...
我只想說謝謝 I just wanted to say thank you
在這一切中堅持與我在一起 for sticking with me through all this
我非常愛你。 and that I love you very much.
哦。還行。我的意思是，你有點嚇唬我， Oh. OK. I mean, you're kind of scaring me,
呃，有了那個。不不。 uh, with that. No, no.
這是，這是——別擔心。不用擔心。 It's, it's--don't worry. Don't worry.
我愛妳。 I love you.
我——我也非常愛你。 I--I love you, too, so much.
請一件好好地回家。 Please just come home in one piece.
我在路上。還行。 I'm on my way. OK.
為此感謝上帝。 Thank God for that.
所以當你走到這裡時—— So as you walk to this--
好吧。我會用一些裙子。是的。 All right. I'll use some of the skirt. Yes.
你就在這裡走到位， You walk into position right here,
然後你就像 and then you go like
石匠？ Mason?
嘿。 Hey.
我們今晚要去邊境。 We're heading for the border tonight.
什麼？什麼？ What? What?
我們要走了，僅此而已。 We're leaving, and that's that.
不不。等。嘿！ No, no. Wait. Hey!
不要給我一個理由。 Don't give me a reason.
哦！ Ohh!
維尼加斯在哪裡？ Where's Venegas?
維尼加斯！ Venegas!
夥計，別再跟著我們了。 Dude, stop following us already.
我可以對你說同樣的話， I could say the same thing to you,
但我的舉止要好得多。 but I have much better manners.
Mi amigo有一輛車。加油！ Mi amigo has a car. Come on!
內斯托·桑多瓦爾。 Nesto Sandoval.
Sí señor. Sí señor.
它看起來不是很快。 It doesn't look very fast.
我們要用這個東西做什麼？ What are we gonna do with this thing?
維尼加斯在哪裡？ Where's Venegas?
等等。呃呃。呃呃。 Wait, wait, wait. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
放開他。 Let him go.
這是唯一的出路。 It's the only way out of this.
如果他們在這裡殺了他，他們就會殺了所有人 If they kill him here, they kill every person
在這個村子里。 in this village.
我恨你。 I hate you.
嘿！ Hey!
你在找維尼加斯嗎？ You're looking for Venegas?
這裡是維內加斯！ Here is Venegas!
大約。。。Getur þú hjólað？ Um... Can you ride?
我會管理的。 I'll manage.
好吧。 All right.
好的，等一下。 OK. Hold on.
哼！哦！ Huh! Ohh!
好吧，哦。 OK. Oh.
哦！加油。 Ohh! Get on.
什麼？！加油！ What?! Get on!
不 不！我非常害怕馬。 No, no! I am very afraid of horses.
你的照片有一半是在馬上。 Half of your pictures are on horses.
它是經過Photoshop處理的。犯 錯！ It was Photoshopped. Err!
哦！好的，好的。 Ohh! OK. OK.
我們走吧！ Let's go!
啊！啊！ Aah! Aah!
還行，還行。哦！ OK. OK. Oh! OK.
哦！哦！啊！ Ooh! Oh! Aah!
-啊！- 克雷爾，來吧！ - Aah! - Claire, come on!
天啊！天啊！ Oh, God! Oh, God!
啊！啊！ Aah! Aah!
抓住我的腰！ Hold onto my waist!
哦！啊！ Ohh! Aah!
這並不奇怪。 This isn't weird at all.
我們走吧！抓住他們！ Let's go! Get them!
抓緊！ Hang tight!
克雷爾，這邊！ Claire, this way!
等等！ Wait, wait, wait!
克雷爾，跟我來！ Claire, follow me!
啊！ Aah!
啊！堅持！ Aah! Hang on!
留在那裡。留在那裡。 Stay there. Stay there.
不要動。 Do not move.
起床。過來這裡。過來這裡。 Get up. Come here. Come here.
保持靜止。 Stay still.
你好，惠靈頓小姐。 Hello, Miss Wellington.
我可以叫你克萊爾嗎？ May I call you Claire?
克雷爾在哪裡？ Where's Claire?
她就在我們身後。 She was right behind us.
哦。 Oh.
不用擔心。 Don't worry.
如果我還活著，他們不會傷害她。 They won't hurt her if I'm still alive.
看來我要去聖地牙哥港了。 Looks like I'm going to Puerto Santiago.
非常好！ Excellent!
啊！什麼？！啊！啊！啊！ Aah! What?! Aah! Aah! Aah!
所以你拿錢來打私人戰爭？ So you take money to make private wars?
那是什麼感覺？ What's that like?
你為什麼不問問你的綠色貝雷帽？ Why don't you ask your Green Beret?
我會的，但我似乎被雇傭兵綁架了。 I would, but I seem to have been kidnapped by mercenaries.
親愛的，我們剛剛把你從最糟糕的獨裁者手中救了出來 Sweetheart, we just saved you from the worst dictator
這片大陸從未見過。 this continent has ever seen.
我想我錯過了你的時候的騎士精神 I guess I missed the chivalry while you were
向我開槍。 shooting at me.
我們向他開槍。 We were shooting at him.
我們集團已代表簽約 Our group has been contracted on behalf
帕爾多尼亞人民。 of the people of Paldoñia.
你的意思是，一場企業支援的政變 You mean, a corporate-backed coup
一個主權國家？ of a sovereign nation?
你知道，大多數記者都因為 You know, most journalists cause
混亂和狂熱，但不知道 chaos and frenzy but have no idea
到底是怎麼回事。 what's actually going on.
我們來這裡是為了帶來穩定與和平 We are here to bring stability and peace
到一個複雜的情況。 to a complicated situation.
你真的認為你的報告 You really think that your reporting
能改變強者的意志嗎？ can change the will of the powerful?
這聽起來可能很瘋狂，但是，是的，我確實如此。 This might sound crazy, but, yes, I do.
算是演出的一部分。聽起來確實不錯， Kind of part of the gig. It certainly sounds nice,
我希望你是對的，克雷爾。 and I wish you were right, Claire.
我真的喜歡。 I really do.
不幸的是，人們是愚蠢的。 Unfortunately, people are foolish.
人們只想要誠實。 People just want honesty.
他們不知道自己想要什麼。 They don't know what they want.
他們看不出什麼是重要的。 They can't see what matters.
他們需要照顧。 They need looking after.
那麼，什麼才是最重要的呢？ So what matters?
重要的是權力。 What matters is power.
您可以握住它並使用它。 You can hold it and use it.
誰在利用你？ And who's using you?
好吧，克雷爾，當然是不喜歡的人 Well, Claire, certainly people who don't like
你在做什麼。 what you're doing.
他們不會對記者大吼大叫。 They don't give a rat's ass about journalists.
還有多遠？ How much further?
我們快到了。 We're almost there.
它就在山脊那邊。 It's just over the ridge.
唱歌是怎麼回事，夥計？ What's with the singing, man?
你注意到了嗎？ You noticed?
好吧，我相信當一個人遇到危險時， Well, I believe that when one encounters danger,
你應該跟著它唱歌。 you should sing to it.
你想試試嗎？ You care to try?
不是一個歌手。 Not much of a singer.
也不怎麼會跳舞。 Not much of a dancer either.
哈哈哈！ Ha ha ha!
你不怕大肚子笑 You're not afraid of a big belly laugh
時不時地，是吧？ every now and again, huh?
哦。當然不是。 Oh. Of course not.
我相信一個人應該永遠記住笑。 I believe that one should always remember to laugh.
好吧，我發現了我為什麼在這裡。 Well, I found out why I'm here.
哦。 Oh.
他們想讓我殺了你。 They wanted me to kill you.
這是有道理的。 That makes sense.
它有嗎？答案是肯定的。 It does? Of course.
你怪我擊落了你的直升機， You blame me for shooting down your helicopter,
為了你死去的朋友，為了你從此的生命。 for your friends dying, for your life ever since.
然後我已故的保鏢曼努埃爾給了你一把槍 Then my late bodyguard Manuel gives you a gun
讓你進入我的臥室。 and lets you into my bedroom.
等。你知道嗎？ Wait. You knew about that?
我不繼續掌權 I don't stay in power
因為不知道事情，梅森。 by not knowing things, Mason.
我做一個獨裁者會很糟糕。 I'd be so bad at being a dictator.
不。你會很擅長的。 No. You'd be great at it.
這隻是練習。 It's just practice.
不過，我需要告訴你一些重要的事情。 There is something important I need to tell you, though.
我沒有擊落你的直升機。 I didn't shoot down your helicopter.
來吧，夥計。 Come on, man.
我知道你個人沒有。 I know you didn't personally.
這是友軍的火力。 It was friendly fire.
你真的認為我們能阻止美國的入侵嗎？ Do you really think we can stop an American invasion
擊落一架直升機？ by shooting down one helicopter?
我的意思是，當然，我知道你們會來， I mean, of course, I knew you guys were coming,
但我無能為力阻止你， but there was nothing I could do to stop you,
所以事實上，我正準備乘船去古巴， so as a matter of fact, I was getting ready to take a boat to Cuba,
突然，一架直升機被擊落， and suddenly, a helicopter gets shot down,
一切都就這樣停止了， and everything stops just like that,
第二天早上，我拜訪了我 and the next morning, I get a visit
我的一位前顧客告訴我 from one of my ex-patrons telling me that
下次直升機降落時 the next time the helicopter would land
除非我簽署了一些新的石油租約， unless I signed off some new oil leases,
我當然做到了。 which of course I did.
我們是棋子。 We were pawns.
我為你的朋友感到非常抱歉，梅森。 I am very sorry about your friends, Mason.
這一切是如何發生的，這真是太瘋狂了 It's just crazy how all this is going down
在您同意進行10年來的第一次面試之後。 after you agree to do your first interview in 10 years.
啊。這就是你需要克雷爾的原因。 Ah. That's why you needed Claire.
在他們把你帶出去之前，你要說實話 You were gonna tell the truth before they could take you out
並用更人性化的人代替你。 and replace you with somebody more user-friendly.
我們會在這裡過夜， We'll stop here for the night,
然後，然後我們結束遊戲。 and then, then we end the charade.
兄弟，你現在正在殺我。 Brother, you are killing me right now.
我很擔心你。 I'm worried sick about you.
你還在維尼加斯嗎？是的。 Are you still with Venegas? Yeah.
我切斷了與南非人的聯繫。 I cut ties with the South Africans.
我要讓它消失。 I'm gonna make this go away.
夥計，我們需要談談。 Dude, we need to talk.
謝謝。是的。 Gracias. Sí.
謝謝。不客氣。 Gracias. De nada.
謝謝。 Thanks.
嗯，呵。 Mmm. Heh heh heh.
所以我同意用你換克萊爾。 So I agreed to trade you for Claire.
你當然做到了。 Of course you did.
嘿。是的，這是一個... Heh. Yeah, it's a...
我還沒有完全考慮清楚，但是...... move I haven't totally thought through, but...
嗯。 Hmm.
我可以用你的手機嗎？ May I please use your phone?
為什麼？ For what?
我要打電話給我信任的人。 I am going to call someone I trust.
愛德華多·拉瓦托。那是誰？ Eduardo Lavato. Who's that?
他是老朋友 He's an old friend
還有反對黨的影子領袖。 and the shadow leader of the opposition party, too.
他足智多謀。 He's very resourceful.
梅森，拜託，你能坐下來享受嗎 Mason, please, will you sit down and enjoy
和我一起喝一杯濃縮咖啡？ a cup of espresso with me?
這是帕爾多尼亞最好的一家，對吧？ It's the best one in Paldoñia, huh?
這是一個愚蠢的想法。 This is a stupid idea.
謝謝你，我的愛人。 Gracias, amor.
這是怎麼說的？ What is that saying?
讓你的朋友保持親密， Keep your friends close,
讓你的敵人離得更近。 keep your enemies closer.
是的，它來自“The Go”——它來自“教父”。 Yes it's from "The Go"-- it's from "The Godfather."
美國確實產生了一些美妙的文化，你不同意嗎？ America does produce some wonderful culture, don't you agree?
帕皮。哈哈哈！ Papi. Ha ha ha!
這是我的新美國朋友梅森·佩蒂茨， This is my new American friend Mason Pettits,
他非常擔心你。 and he's very worried about you.
美國朋友？嗯嗯。 An American friend? Mm-hmm.
你真的觸底了。 You really have hit bottom.
啊。坐下。坐下。 Ah. Sit down. Sit down.
你知道我們去了嗎 Did you know we went
一起上中學？ to secondary school together?
耶穌。耶穌。 Jesuits. Jesuits.
我可以告訴你一些事情。 And I could tell you something.
他們沒有讓我們逃脫任何事情。 They did not let us get away with anything.
納達。嗯？呵呵呵。 Nada. Hmm? Heh heh heh.
這很好吃。 This is delicious.
所以一定要說。 So do tell.
人民工人黨能做什麼 What can the People's Worker Party
和/或武裝革命陣線 and/or The Armed Revolutionary Front
帕爾多尼亞今天為你做些什麼？ of Paldoñia do for you today?
只是一個小小的説明，我的朋友。 Just a petite favor, my friend.
所以，呃，我得問問。 So, uh, I got to ask.
為什麼要和一個打電話給我的男人一起喝濃縮咖啡 Why have an espresso with a man who calls me
每天的小偷和屠夫 a thief and a butcher on a daily basis
每隔一段時間就會在市中心放一枚炸彈？ and every so often lets off a bomb downtown?
是的。是的。 Yeah. Yeah.
好吧，感知就是現實，我的朋友。 Well, perception is reality, my friend.
我付錢給拉瓦托和他的抵抗。 I pay Lavato and his resistance.
每隔幾個月，我就讓他們炸毀一輛汽車， Every couple of months, I let them blow up a car,
燒毀一棟建築物，上演一輛大篷車。 burn down a building, staging a caravan.
這就像——它就像一個蒸汽閥，你知道嗎？ It's like--it's like a steam valve, you know?
釋放壓力。 Lets off pressure.
噗噗噗 Psssss.
然後我鎮壓他們，讓每個人都知道 And then I crack down on them so everybody knows
他們需要維內加斯來發號施令，對吧？ they need Venegas to give order, huh?
哈哈哈！ Ha ha ha!
我的舅舅，他—— My granduncle, he--
你爺爺被你打翻了？ Your granduncle you overthrew?
是的，那個。他從來不明白這一點。 Yes, that one. He never understood this.
把一切都放在心上。 Took everything personally.
當然，這適得其反。 Of course, it backfired on him.
所以等等。 So wait.
所以你——你買了革命？ So you--you bought the revolution?
更簡單，更便宜。 Much simpler and a lot of cheaper.
就像你們美國人喜歡說的那樣， It's like you Americans like to say,
“雙贏。” "A win-win."
你應該看到愛德華多的游泳池。哦！ You should see Eduardo's pool. Oh!
科霍斯特上校？ Colonel Koehorst?
前南非SAS。 Former South African SAS.
三二營。 Three-two Battalion.
美國陸軍特種部隊？ U.S. Army Special Forces?
我？我是一名律師。 Me? I'm a lawyer.
不好意思。全部出自名片。 Sorry. All out of business cards.
你在這裡做的很厚顏無恥的事情， Pretty brazen thing you're doing here,
接管一個主權國家。 taking over a sovereign nation.
君？ Sovereign?
當一切都說完了，沒有人會擁有 When all's said and done, no one's gonna have
我們在這裡所做的事情有問題。 a problem with what we're doing here.
帕爾多尼亞的人民可能會。 The people of Paldoñia might.
他們不會知道其中的區別。 They won't know the difference.
現狀，我的朋友。 Status quo, my friend.
你應該按照預期去做，佩蒂茨中士。 You should have done what was expected, Sergeant Pettits.
不。我永遠不會靠近他。 Nah. I would have never gotten near him.
你看，維內加斯知道它正在下降。 You see, Venegas knew it was going down.
你會驚訝於那傢伙實際上知道什麼。 You'd be surprised what that guy knows actually.
犀利的傢伙，很棒的梳妝台。 Sharp dude, great dresser.
那我們這樣做嗎？ Are we doing this then?
讓我們開始吧。 Let's do it.
呃！ Unh!
是時候交出維尼加斯了 Time for you to hand over Venegas
並在國外撒尿。 and piss off out of the country.
如果你在 5 秒內沒有這樣做， If you don't do that in 5 seconds,
我要在你面前殺死你的客戶。 I'm going to kill your client in front of you.
1... 1...
2, 3, 4-- 2, 3, 4--
好的，好的。 OK. OK.
還行！ OK!
呃！ Unh!
移動！ Move!
那個，那個，那個！啊！ Go, go, go! Aah!
回來！ Get back!
那是什麼？ What was that?
那是我的人，克雷爾，對吧？ That was my people, Claire, huh?
現在我給我的人民一個資訊， Now I give my people a message,
你與世界分享它。 and you share it with the world.
偉大。讓我們開始吧。 Great. Let's get started.
我--我可以通過《臭名昭著的日報》來直播。 I--I can live feed it through Infamous Daily.
哦，不，不。 Oh, no, no, no, no.
我無法從這裡傳達如此重要的資訊。 I cannot deliver such an important message from here.
我們必須在我的宮殿里做 We have to do it from my palace
我的侄子在我身邊。 with my nephew by my side.
加油。什麼，我們只是上去 Come on. What, do we just go up
並敲前門？不。 and knock on the front door? No.
還有另一種方法。 There is another way.
哦。小心你的頭，好嗎？ Oh. Watch your head there, OK?
這是我用來逃生的隧道 This is the tunnel I used to escape
8年前，當他們試圖殺了我時。 when they tried to kill me 8 years ago.
你確定這條隧道沒有守衛嗎？ Are you sure this tunnel isn't guarded?
絕對！ Absolutely!
所有知道它的人現在都死了。 All the people who know about it are dead now.
其他時候他們試圖殺了你呢？ What about the other times they tried to kill you?
哦，那是不同的死人。 Oh, that's different dead people.
我們走吧。 Let's go.
嘿。啊！哦！ Hey. Aah! Ohh!
不不。 No, no.
好的，嘿，謝謝。 OK. Hey, hey, hey. Thank you.
不，謝謝。 No, thank you.
還行。 It's OK.
這些是我的美國朋友。 These are my American friends.
他們是來幫忙的。 They are here to help.
這個女人在做什麼？ What is this woman doing?
我正在向全世界直播。 I'm live streaming this to the entire world.
聽我說。 Listen to me.
當你對他們不再有用時， when you are no longer useful to them,
他們會殺了你。 they are going to kill you.
帕爾多尼亞應該有一個更美好的未來， Paldoñia deserves a better future,
沒有一個由公司控制的。 not one controlled by corporations.
我們——我們不必再成為怪物了。 We--we don't have to be monsters anymore.
是的。是的。 Yes. Yes.
你一直是我的最愛。 You've always been my favorite.
馬丁內斯將軍。 General Martínez.
總統。 El Presidente.
哦！ Ohh!
啊！啊！ Aah! Aah!
你很好？ You good?
是的。 Yeah.
是的。我沒事，我沒事。 Yeah. I'm OK. I'm OK. I'm OK.
看。看。 Look. Look.
啊。嘿。哈哈！ Ahh. Heh. Ha ha!
美第奇的防彈服。 Bulletproof suit from Medici.
什麼！哼？ Ha ha ha! Huh?
我應該為你做一個。 I should have one made for you.
喬治。喬治。 Jorge. Jorge.
噓。 Shh.
噓，噓，噓。 Shh. Shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh.
該死。 Oh, shit.
去！ Go!
找掩護！ Take cover!
滅火！ Suppressing fire!
去！去帕爾多尼亞吧！ Go! Go for Paldoñia!
嘿！不是執教的時候。 Hey! Not the time for coaching.
他媽的，夥計！哦！ Fuck, man! Oh!
斯皮爾伯格，你到底在幹什麼？ Spielberg, what the hell are you doing?
什麼？趴下！ What? Stay down!
好！ Fine!
走隧道，好嗎？堅持。堅持。 Take the tunnel, OK? Hold on. Hold on.
準備？那個，那個，那個，那個！ Ready? Go, go, go, go, go!
跟我來！跟我來！ Follow me! Follow me!
石匠？ Mason?
去吧，去吧！ Go, go!
你被擊中了。我很好！去！ You've been hit. I'm fine! Go!
啊！ Aah!
湖？我很好。 See? I'm fine.
請進。我們在這裡很安全。 Come in. We're safe here.
這是我的男人洞穴。 This is my man cave.
哦。你想喝一杯嗎？ Oh. You care for a drink?
是的。我總是喜歡單一麥芽威士卡 Yeah. I always love a single malt
在我跪下幾個雇傭兵之後。 after I kneecap a few mercenaries.
來吧，梅森。擁抱吮吸。 Come on, Mason. Embrace the suck.
Nnn，nnn，nnn。 Nnn, nnn, nnn.
呃噢。 Uh-oh.
嗯，啊！是的。 Hmm. Ah! Yes.
嗯哼。嗯哼。 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
這邊。加油。 This way. Come on.
-去！-啊！ - Go! - Aah!
走，走，走！ Go, go, go!
那個，那個，那個，那個，那個。 Go, go, go, go, go.
那邊。那邊。 That way. That way.
我們必須走這條路。 We have to go that way.
啊！ Aah!
哇，哇，哇！ Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Agh! Agh!
趴下。還行。 Get down. OK.
啊！ Aah!
我們走吧！我們走吧！還行。 Let's go! Let's go! OK.
準備？啊！ Ready? Aah!
呃！ Errgh!
替我向你的夥伴們問好。 Say hello to your mates for me.
可惜花了這麼長時間才完成這項工作。 Shame it took so long to finish the job.
你——你殺了我的朋友。 You--you killed my friends.
我們一共有7個人。 There were 7 of us.
RPG遊戲並不是那麼容易瞄準的。 RPGs aren't that easy to aim.
這隻是一份工作，我的朋友。 It's just a job, my friend.
呃！ Unh!
嘿。 Hey.
你從哪裡學來的？ Where'd you learn that?
喉嚨的東西？ The throat thing?
謝謝我爸爸。 Thank my dad for that.
我告訴過你我可以幫忙。 I told you I could help.
我們走吧。 Let's go.
石匠！我現在真的可以得到你的説明。 Mason! I could really use your help right now.
媽的！ Shit!
媽的！哦，我的上帝。 Shit! Oh, my God.
啊！啊！ Aah! Aah!
什麼？ What?
哦，哦。無。 Oh, oh. Nothing.
繼續射擊他們。還行。 Keep shooting them. OK.
加油！我們走吧！ Come on! Let's go!
在我身上！ On me!
在大廳裡！ Down the hall!
嘿，兄弟！ Hey, bro!
呵呵！小雞挖它！ Ha ha! Chicks Dig It!
哼？哼？ Huh? Huh?
這是一個內部笑話。 It's an inside joke.
去！去！去！ Go! Go! Go!
找掩護！ Take cover!
加油！ Come on!
是的！呃！ Yes! Unh!
對不起，我來晚了，兄弟。 Sorry I'm late, brother.
你在跟我開玩笑？ You kidding me?
從沒想過我會這麼說， Never thought I'd say this,
但我想向你介紹一下 but I'd like to introduce you
致維內加斯總統。 to President Venegas.
歡迎來到帕爾多尼亞。 Welcome to Paldoñia.
哦！ Oh!
撤退！ Retreat!
世界的目光仍然盯著帕爾多尼亞， The eyes of the world are still fixed on Paldoñia,
政變失敗的後果繼續上演。 where the fallout from a failed coup continues to play out.
在大膽的遊擊新聞行動中， In a bold act of guerrilla journalism,
通過八卦網站Infamous Daily進行直播， using a live stream through gossip site Infamous Daily,
名人記者克雷爾·惠靈頓（Claire Wellington）提供 celebrity reporter Claire Wellington provided
對這些令人震驚的事件進行實地報導。 on-the-ground coverage of these shocking events.
帕爾多尼亞軍隊在激烈的槍戰中被看到 The Paldoñian military were seen in an intense gun battle
與我們現在所知道的成員一起 with members of what we now know to be
一家私營軍事公司。 a private military company.
惠靈頓女士也上傳了 Ms. Wellington has also uploaded
對維內加斯總統的獨家未刪減採訪， an exclusive uncut interview with President Venegas,
宣佈一個令人驚訝的逆轉 announcing a surprising reversal
在帕爾多尼亞的政府體系中。 in the Paldoñian system of government.
作為一名記者，我知道 I know as a journalist
我應該保持客觀，所有， I'm supposed to stay objective and all,
但我不得不說，我真的很佩服你正在做的事情。 but I have to say I really admire what you're doing.
好吧，你知道他們在說什麼。 Well, you know what they say.
觸摸蜂蜜的人最終會...... The man who touches honey will eventually...
舔舔他的手指。 lick his fingers.
哦。嗯。 Oh. Hmm.
哈哈！ Ha ha!
我真的很感謝你們兩個。 I really appreciate you two.
我真的喜歡。 I really do.
看。世界終於看到了我們， And look. The world is finally seeing us,
這一切都是因為你，惠靈頓小姐。 and it is all because of you, Miss Wellington.
看起來你的紋身是對的。 Looks like your tattoo was right.
一切都很好。 Everything worked out just fine.
工作得很好，多虧了你。 Worked out fine, thanks to you.
團隊合作。是的！ Team effort. Yes!
在正確的時間找到正確的人。 The right people at the right time.
是的。 Yeah.
讓我們去向世界講述一個故事。 Let's go tell a story to the world.
我會跟隨你的腳步。 I will follow your lead.
等一下，我就知道了。 Hold up just one second just so I know.
這個房間里現在有多少人想殺了你？ How many people in this room want to kill you right now?
呃，大概一半。 Eh, probably half.
不，超過一半。哈哈哈！ No, more than half. Ha ha ha!
啊。我們走吧。加油。 Ah. Let's go. Come on.
呃。。。 Uh...
歡迎。 Welcome.
從今天起，我不再是帕爾多尼亞的總統。 As of today, I am no longer the president of Paldoñia.
過渡政府已經到位 A transitional government has been put in place
直到下一次自由選舉。 until the next free elections.
在此過渡期內，將投資50億美元 During this transitional period, $5 billion will be invested
在衛生、教育和基礎設施方面。 in health, education, and infrastructure.
這是對帕爾多尼亞人民的投資。 This is an investment in the people of Paldoñia.
今天，你拿回了理應屬於你的東西， Today, you get back what is rightfully yours,
在未來的歲月里，我們將保護 and for the years to come, we'll protect
並控制這些資源的唯一目的...... and control these resources with the sole purpose...
石匠。 Mason.
給這個美麗的國家...... of giving this beautiful nation...
就像，呃，當他不流利的時候跳舞。 Like, uh, dancing when he's, like, not fluent.
他簡直是...... He's literally...
那只是因為你知道...... That's only because you know...
無論如何，我想教... Anyway, I want to teach...
爸爸！ Daddy!
嘿，蠕蟲。哈哈哈！ Hey, Worm. Ha ha ha!
哇！啊！ Aww! Ahh!
看看這個。 And check this out.
繁榮。 Boom.
你的臉怎麼了？ What happened to your face?
說來話長。 It's a long story.
噢，寶貝。我來了。 Oh, baby. Here I am.
合二為一。 In one piece.
只是為了讓你知道，那個破碎的人 Just so you know, that broken man
你想離婚，他消失在某個地方 you wanted a divorce, he disappeared somewhere
在南美洲。 in South America.
哈哈哈！ Ha ha ha!
我真的希望你能重新考慮。 I was really hoping you'd reconsider.
啊，你知道嗎？ Ah, you know what?
我想我必須諮詢我的律師。 I think I'm gonna have to consult my lawyer.
哦，梅森。 Oh, Mason.
我只是要做一個...快速停止。 I'm just gonna make a...quick stop.
媽的。 Shit.
是的！什麼？哼？ Yes! What? Huh?
就這樣， And just like that,
我看到了小型貨車令人難以置信的生活， I saw an incredible life of minivans,
遊戲約會和遊樂園， playdates, and amusement parks,
在我整個超額成就的一生中，這是第一次...... and for the first time in my entire overachieving life...
不！那支舞。 No! That dance.
我很高興。 I was happy.
怎麼了？ What's up?
你說什麼我們就拿剩下的 What do you say we just take the rest
休息一天，與家人共度時光？ of the day off and spend it with the family?
是的！是的，你喜歡嗎？ Yeah! Yeah, you like that?
是的。讓我們開始吧。 Yeah. Let's do it.
你真可愛。為什麼？ You're so cute. Why?
呃，嗯，嗯...... Uh, well, um...
我有目的。 I had purpose.
他說他不知道我知道。 He says he doesn't know that I know.
我想他確實知道。 I think he does know.
他在那裡，然後我們出來了， He was there, and then we came out,
他就像，只是盯著迪克看， and he was, like, just dick staring,
這很奇怪，因為，你知道，就像， and it was, like, weird because, you know, like,
你只有 2 秒，5--5 個頂部...... you only have 2 seconds, 5--5 tops...
嗯，因為它——它令人印象深刻。 Well, because it's-- it's impressive.
盯著一個男人的雞巴。 to stare at a guy's dick.
你看，它就像一頭野獸。 You look at that, it is like a beast of its own.
他——那是，就像——我告訴你那是...... He--it was, like-- I'm telling you it was...
這是一條蛇。這是一個怪物。 It's a snake. It's a monster.
8 密西西比州。 8 Mississippi.
是的，是的。好吧。還有什麼？ Yeah, it's--yeah. All right. What else?
你肯定是一個嚴肅的記者嗎？ Are you a serious journalist for sure?
我肯定是一個嚴肅的記者， I am for sure a serious journalist,
我希望你認真對待我。 and I would like you to take me seriously.
我不明白為什麼...... I don't understand why...
我想——我想在剛剛發生的事情之後，我可以做到這一點。 I think--I think I can do that after what just happened.
你不是。不，這很公平。 you're not. No, that's fair.
是的。 Yeah.
最多 2-5 秒，夥計。 2-5 seconds max, dude.
我仍然很抱歉。 I am still very sorry.
我不知道你有這種感覺，但我們可以—— I didn't know you felt this way, but we can--
這些是——那些是不成文的規則 Those are--those are unwritten rules
在每個基督教青年會的牆上。 on the walls of every YMCA.
那裡有房間，我們可以——我們可以拿走這個—— There are rooms up there, We can--we can take this--
每個該死的基督教青年會都有一些東西 Every fucking YMCA has something
在浴室里大約 5 秒的雞巴盯著 MAX。 in the bathroom about 5 seconds dick staring max.
真的？嗯，媽媽。 Really? Yeah, man.
歡迎來到美國。 Welcome to America.